All language subtitles for Il giustiziere della strada (1983)

[wind blowing]

[upbeat music]

Control to unit 68B,
come in please.

Control to unit 68B,
come in please.

Unit 68B, you have been
deactivated, return to base.

Repeat, you have been
deactivated, return to base.

Repeat, you have been deact...

Fuck 'em, we ain't taking orders

from an integrated circuit.

Deactivated my ass!

68B is gonna keep right on
administering law and order

in this shit-hole
until the bitter end.

We'll show those
pricks at Def con

what a couple of real
cops can do.

- Right, Phil?
- Mhm.

Goddamn Francis, the freaks.

They can go yodeling
in Silicon Canyon

as far as I'm concerned.

[Subs]

[music continues]

[tires screeching]

[engine revs]

[tires screeching]

Is this how they taught
you to park, Mn?

Okay, let's have a look at
your license and registration.

Hey, you fucking deaf
or something?

Wow, this couple is
going to a fancy dress ball.

I think they're drunk, Bill,
better give them a breath test.

[laughs]

Jesus.

I'd say there's one
running from the police.

Sure thing, an
obvious law-breaker.

[suspenseful music]

[tires screeching]

[beeping]

[engine revs]

[tires screeching]

Dammit!

[crashing]

Move it, back to the car!

[gasps]

[tires screeching]

[suspenseful music]

[gunshots]

[beeping]

[whooshing]

[crashes]

You can thank your
lucky stars, piggy.

That might have been your head.

[grunts]

[Subs]

[chiming]

[door closes]

[footsteps]

[tires screeching]

[upbeat music]

[tires screeching]

[tires screeching]

[gunshots]

[tires screeching]

[upbeat music]

[crashing]

[tires screeching]

[crashing]

[drumbeats]

[squeaking]

He's got to come
sooner or later, JoJo.

He's just got to come.

There he is! Tommy!

Hey, we're going to
ride our bicycles.

Why don't you
join us today, huh?

No, I don't feel like it.

It's no good sitting here.

Your pa won't ever come back.

Yes, he will and he'll
bring all the water we need.

Well, I bet he just ran away

and any water he
found he drank himself.

You try and say that
one more time

and I'll break your face!

It's common talk.

It's not true, it's not true.

They're all saying he's
a coward and a traitor!

It's not true!

Your dad's a coward.

[chanting] A coward, a coward.

It's not true, it's not true!

[chanting] -He's a coward, a coward.
- It's not true! It's not true!

[scoffs]

Mommy!

Mommy!

The temperature is at
20 degrees.

And humidity reads 12%...

Mommy!

What is it, son, what's wrong?

Is it true that
daddy's a traitor?

Who said that?

The other boys!

No, it's not true.

Your pa made that journey

risking his life to
save all of us,

and to give a future
to the human race.

Then why did they say that?

Because they're
getting scared now.

Scared and worried.

But it's not right.

They're making a scapegoat
out of Fred.

And it makes me angry that
he's risking his life for them.

Pa'll come back, won't he?

Yes, of course he will, Tommy.

And he'll bring all
the water that we need.

What is the humidity reading?

12%, Senator, down
nearly 20 in seven days.

It's a steady decline.

If Fred doesn't get
here with the water soon,

then I'm afraid all the work

we've done to date'll be ruined.

Don't worry, Senator,
he'll be back.

I hope and pray that
you're right.

Still, I'm very worried,
my dear.

He should have been back by now.

After all, you know he's
been gone a whole week.

Senator, why don't you let me...

Oh, John, forget it,

we've already been through that.

I am not risking any
more men or materials.

And what if Fred doesn't
come back?

Have you thought about that,
Senator?

That's a possibility
I'd rather not consider.

Listen, Linda, don't get
me wrong.

Fred's my best friend and
I trust him completely.

But it's a trip of over
180 miles

across dangerous and
hostile territory.

There are bands and
marauders in that desert

hunting for water day and night.

And he left without an
armed guard.

Senator, I know the road to
that water as well as Fred.

No, John, you're to stay here.

Senator, Senator?

What's the trouble?

Look at this, there's no water
in the water hole, just mud.

The moment that I have
feared is here, it's here.

But we must not despair.

We must keep our faith
and keep praying.

And hope for what, Senator?

That God puts back the
ozone belt

we destroyed with nuclear bombs?

Hope for what, for the
clouds to come back?

Nothing's impossible
with faith and prayer,

including miracles.

Fred could be on his way
here right this minute.

You're just kidding yourself,

Senator, and you know you are.

The fact is that the plants
and animals

we've managed to save
are now dying.

If we wait for your miracle,
Senator,

we won't even be here to see it!

We've got to do something
before it's too late!

Please, Senator, may I try?

Well?

Yes, you may-

At this stage of the game,

we may as well just
risk everything.

What do you need for the trip?

A tanker and two
armed cars to escort us.

I'll have Taylor call his men,

they'll prepare them.

Hey John, good luck,
you'll need it.

[crowd well-wishing]

John, I want to come with you.

Tommy, you can't!

I want to look for pa!

I can't take you along
with me, Tommy.

It's gonna be rough,
it's just too risky.

Hey, don't worry,

I'll come back with your
father and the water, okay?

[downbeat horn music]

Okay, this is where we are now.

After the stone quarry, we
drive north for 30 miles

until we reach the
oasis, then we head west

for 20, 25 miles until
we reach this area.

The underground spring
lies just here,

right next to an old station.

[squealing]

What's that?

I don't know.

[squealing]

Tommy!

What the hell you doing here?

I just got to know what
happened to my father.

That's all we need, now what?

It's too late to go back.

Just have to take him along.

Do you realize...

I'll be as good as anything.

And you won't even
know I'm here.

If this were a picnic I'd
be happy to have you along,

but it's not!

The Exterminators will
attack at any moment.

I brought my mascot.

I hope it works,
we're gonna need it.

Yep, we're gonna need it now.

Hal, it's Crazy Bull's
bunch and they're the worst.

They believe there's
water in this friggin' thing.

That's what we want
them to believe.

If they find out we're
on our way to get it,

they'll want to know where it is

and that'll be the end of it.

The one thing they
mustn't get is a tanker.

Charge, once more into the
breech, you mother-grubbers!

Let's purloin that water!

[suspenseful music]

Cover our rear,
we'll try going ahead.

[popping]

[exploding]

[clicking and popping]

[exploding]

[clicking and explosions]

[hissing]

[explosion]

[explosions]

Hit their plank, you
lousy splot of aberration.

[gunfire]

[explosion]

[explosion]

[screaming]

[gunfire]

[gasps]

[screaming]

[crashing]

[explosion]

[gunfire]

You go, it's their turn.

Look out!

[screaming]

[gunfire and screaming]

[gunshots]

We've lost the others,
step on it!

All right, mother-grubbers,
come on!

[suspenseful music]

Tommy, you take the
map of the water

and keep hidden, huh?

[screams]

[tires screeching]

[gasps]

[groaning]

Water, water, water!

[moaning]

Empty, it's empty!

By the beard of the prophet!

No, Shadow, I want him alive.

Is the nice pretty little birdie

gonna sing a pretty song
and tell me

exactly where the water is?

Go jump in the lake!

Humorist, huh?

Then let's have a few laughs.

[screams]

Come on little honey parrot.

Sing Crazy Bull a pretty song.

You are trying my patience.

Now, I'll give you just
one more chance.

Where is the water?

Go to hell,
you ball-headed slob.

[groaning]

You think that other poor fool

who went out with the
tanker is gonna get back?

Well, he's not, he's a pile
of bones in the desert!

And that's what you'll
be if you don't talk.

[grunts]

Here's your water.

[gasps]

[screaming]

Have a good day, you turkey!

All right, make haste you
mother-grubbers.

Mount thy steed.
We'll follow their heading

and we'll find the water.

Your pa made that journey,

risking his life to
save all of us,

And to give a future
to the human race.

Let's hope he gets back

with that water soon
before it's too late.

Don't worry, Senator,
he'll be back.

[squawking]

[gunshot]

[flapping]

[downbeat music]

[harmonica music]

[squeaking]

You like that, huh, JoJo?

[faint clicking]

Did you hear that?

What do you think it is?

[squeaking]

[faint clicking]

[banging]

[downbeat music]

It's not good for you
to drink it all at once.

A sip, just a sip.

And what will you give
me in return?

In return?

Sure, I don't go around
handing out my water.

Listen, kid...

My name's Tommy.

Okay, Tommy, keep
the water if you like.

But hand me that jack over
there, behind the wheel.

I want to get out of here.

What will you give me in return?

I promise not to kill ya'
right away.

That's not much of a deal.

Have you got a tanker?

No, but I have a car.

The most powerful in
all the forbidden lands.

The Exterminator,
have you heard of it?

I need a tanker.

What do you need a tanker for?

I need to carry water.

I know where it is.

[laughs]

If there was any water
to be had, I'd know it too.

Well, have you got a
tanker or not?

No.

But I can get one.

You give me that jack over there

and I'll take you to it.

That's a deal!

[grunting]

Well then, where is this place?

Hey! That wasn't in our deal!

Alien doesn't do deals
with anyone.

You owe me your life!

There you are, now we're quits!

[sinister music playing]

[rhythmic chiming]

Listen, kid, stop following me.

I'm not following you.

We took the same road
and you started first.

Which way are you going?

East.

That's fine, I'm going west.

[music continues]

That took you long enough.

Weren't you meant to be
heading east?

[squeaking]

I changed my mind,
anything against that?

Nothing against it,
but it might be dangerous.

[canteen clanks]

[canteen clanks]

Listen kid, do you really
know where to find water?

Where, is it far?

Not very.

To the west, is that right?

No.

To the east then?

Maybe.

What's the matter,
you don't trust me?

Are you afraid I'll
drink it all?

My father died for that water.

I've got to get them
filled tankers somehow.

'Cause a lot of people
are gonna die if I don't.

Okay.

But if I take you,
what's in it for me

besides a day's outing?

Perhaps they're able to
blossom again one day,

thanks to our water.

And that'll be thanks
to you too.

Isn't that enough?

No, not for me.

You're a barbarian,

that's the difference
between you and me.

Yeah, well in this shit
of a world,

barbarians have to be around.

And seeing that without me,

you'd never get there
and back alive,

you should offer me something.

I'll see when we get there.

All right,
we'll leave it at that.

Damn you and the
moment I met you!

Now, let's get going, come on.

Okay.

How now, Alien!

[sinister music]

[motors revving]

How now to you, Crazy Bull.

What's this walking shit?

You stole my car from
me, where is it, Alien?

Well, you'll never
believe this but

someone stole it from me.

The only think I
really cared about

in this entire world is
my Exterminator,

the only thing!

I can believe that,
it's a fantastic machine.

[laughs]

Is that all she was to you?

You know what,
methinks you really

are crazy to show your
dirty fuzz face

in this territory after
what you did!

This is my home, I
was born around here.

Then I imagine you came back
intent on dying around here.

Not exactly.

Take them!

Chain the infidel Alien
between two iron steeds.

Let's see what splitting the
mother in two does to his ego.

Move it!

If you let me go and give me

any old kind of vehicle
to get out of here, I'll,

I'll let you in on a
golden secret.

What secret?

Well, will you give
me what I asked you?

[laughs]

Here he is on the brink of death

and he has the audacity
to try to make bargains.

Be prudent, this golden
secret, what is it?

Water, water, Crazy Bull.

So much of it,
it'll make you rich.

You are making me angry, Alien.

You don't joke about the element

that's most important in life,

that's life itself!

I know that, Crazy
Bull, I'm not joking.

I know where there's water.

Speak.

Hold it.

I'll tell you where the water is

only when my ass is
sitting on something

that'll take me as far
as possible from you.

You'll get it.

Right now.

What's wrong, no faith in me?

Would you trust a snake?

[motoring revving]

There you are, it's all yours.

Where's the water?

Ask the kid where the water is.

Stop him!

[gunfire]

Let go!

Let go!

[grunting]

Where's the water?

I don't know anything.

Alien lied to save his own skin.

None of it was true!

Yeah, well the main
point is kid,

it could just as easily
be you who's lying.

Tough little brat, go on,
break his arm, he'll talk.

Kid, tell me about
that secret water

or he'll break your arm in two.

It won't break.

[Spits]

You asked for it, kid!

[suspenseful music]

[motor revving]

[screams]

[whirling]

Ball breakers, get him!

Hold on, Tommy.
On the back, quick!

Come on you mothers,
I want those bastards.

[yelling]

My arm, don't forget my arm!

[gunshots]

What the hell you
made of anyway?

I'll tell you later.

[triumphant music]

Hold tight, kid.

Well, Senator,
the tap has run dry.

There's nothing more we can do.

I know, I know.

Our only hope is that
John gets back real soon,

and that they've got
water with them.

Who knows if
they're still alive.

Tommy!

Come on now, Linda, stop it!

We have to keep faith, my dear.

We have to keep on hoping,
otherwise we have nothing.

Now, get back to work, it'll
keep your mind off things.

Why don't you go see to what's
needed for the next few days?

I'll do it at once.

Edward, I want you
to prepare the

toughest rationing
program possible.

A program that'll keep us alive
for at least a week or two.

Right, Senator.

There, now let's get going.

Are you sure the tank is empty?

Yeah, come on, we'll
just have to walk to Papeon's.

There's nothing else we can do.

Is this Papeon a mechanic?

Something of the kind.

In any case, he's the only
one around here

who knows something
about mechanics.

Just pray that he's still alive.

You think he'll be able
to fix my arm?

We can only ask him, bionics are

a bit more complicated
than mechanics.

[gentle flute music]

What's the matter?
What's wrong with you?

My arm, it hurts terribly.

Come on then, up you go.

If it weren't for that water,

you would have left me
to die a long time ago.

Isn't that so?

You know something, kid, I
get tired of listening to you.

That's what you always say.

Shut up!

[downbeat horn music]

Let me down, Alien, we're
never gonna make it like this.

Just shut up will
ya', we're almost there.

[electricity crackling]

[gunshot]

Another step and you're dead.

Hey Papeon, it's me, Alien!

Keep away from me, Alien.

[gunshot]

I thought we were friends?

I have no friends and I
haven't got any water for you.

What I got left is only
just enough for me.

I don't need your water.

In fact, I was gonna
ask if you wanted some,

in return for your help.

Okay, come on out.

But don't try
anything smart, eh?

What do you want?

Quit pointing that
rifle at me and we'll talk.

All right, start talking.

I need...

Hey, what's my car doing here?

That hunk of junk belong to you?

What are you calling
junk, it's the Exterminator!

Call it what you want,

but if I hadn't put
my hands on it,

it would still be a
hunk of junk.

Do you know what I've
done to this wreck?

Do you know, I've added
twin turbo compressors

and four valve heads, 32 valves!

Changed the carburetors.

Do you know many
carburetors it has now?

Well, do you know? Do you...

I don't give a damn
what you've done,

I just want to know why
you've got my machine.

So, you've come all this
way to pick a fight, have you?

No, I've come for him.

Now, what's his problem?

They tore his arm off.

His arm?

It's biomechanical.

I tried to put it back together

but it doesn't work right.

You're the only one I know

that can possibly
straighten it out.

Are you crazy?

You know perfectly well
I'm not capable

of doing anything like that.

And this arm is not
factory made.

This is an imitation.

Shit, weren't you
meant to be an astronaut?

That was so long ago,

I can't even remember
how to get to the moon.

And anyway, what the
hell does the fact

that I was a Space Rover
got to do with biomechanics?

Don't you know it would take me

at least two months and
a couple of top engineers

to put that arm right again!

You're almost making me cry.

Let's do a deal,
his arm for yours.

You know what I like about you?

You always say "please."

All right, my boy, we
better get in the truck.

I'll bet you fix it
in two minutes.

Come on, it's not that
different from a carburetor.

Yes, it's true, all we
need to know now

is how this carburetor works.

Now then, pass me that pincer,

the screwdriver and those wires.

And bring me that
old television.

Biomechanics, what shit!

Hey, what do you
need this dynamite for?

You never know.

With all the oddballs
that roam this desert.

Where the freak are the pincers?

Just a sec.

You got beer.

Go easy on that,
that's a vintage year.

You can't find it anymore.

Anyhow, I need it
as an anesthetic.

Give it to the boy to drink.

Sit down, boy, come on.

This won't hurt him, will it?

How the hell should I know?

[riPPil19]

- What's your name?
- Tommy.

Listen to me, Tommy, drink.

To be honest,
I don't know exactly

what I have to do
but if I hurt you,

you tell me, drink some more.

[buzzing]

[gasps]

Did I hurt you?

No, you were tickling me.

[laughs]

Hey, were you really
an astronaut?

[veins]

Sorry.
Was I really an astronaut?

Sure, one of the best.

And you went up into space?

I've even been to
Mars and Venus.

But that was before
the ozone disappeared,

and the Earth turned
into a hot potato.

There were clouds in the sky
and the rain would come down.

You've seen rain?

Sure I have.

The Earth was green and lush.

There was grass and trees and
enough water for everyone.

We even used to take
baths in water.

[laughs]

[veins]

I'm nearly through.

- That's not too good.
- What isn't?

There are two joints and a
couple of transistors missing.

So, get some replacements.

Where am I supposed to
get them from?

Can't you find what
you need in all this junk?

Wait a minute.

You don't mind it I modify
it a little, do you?

So long as it works.

You better go outside.

When I'm working I can't
stand people around.

Okay, I'll go out and
get a breath of fresh air.

Yeah.

How come you're with a
guy like Alien?

We're partners.

You'd be safer with a snake

as a partner than
someone like Alien.

I know, that's why I chose him.

[laughs]

Go on, drink some more, kid.

[laughs]

Don't turn around,
get your hands up!

Now get out, slowly.

Who are you?

Shut up and walk!

I didn't tell you to stop.

There's a snake in front of me.

Come on, not that old trick.

Maybe it's an old snake.

[crossbow fires]

[grunts]

Trash?

[grunts]

That's so you don't get
the wrong idea.

I should have let the
snake bite you.

A snake bite is better
than a kiss from you.

"I'll be back in a few minutes,"
you said.

And you leave me alone
in the middle

of the desert with
the barbarians!

Nevertheless, I see
you're alive.

So, if you don't mind,
I'll take my car.

You're welcome.

[engine stalls]

The old man sure
changed things around here.

If you're looking for
the starter,

it's that knob there.

[shots]

Well, you know one
has to take care,

especially with all these
thugs around.

[banging]

There.

[humming]

[belches]

What's the matter,
did I hurt you?

No, I'm just fine.

Fine?

I've never felt so
fine in all my born days.

[thuds]

Tastes okay.

[squeaking]

Is he your son?

Good God,
do I look like a father?

No, we're partners.

Partners?

What does he have so
important that you want?

Water, so much water,
we can all get rich.

We can own all the
forbidden lands.

[off key singing]

How's the kid?

Well, he's drunk.

- Drunk?
- Ran out of anesthetic.

[makes guitar sounds]

Tommy?

Hi there, partner!

How's the arm?

The arm? Just fine, look.

Come on now, not that arm.

The other arm,
the biomechanical one.

Oh, this.

[crunching]

I haven't quite figured
out how to work it.

[clanking]

Jesus, what the hell
did he fix it with?

Lots of beer.

Hey!

Tommy, don't, that's dynamite.

Did you see that?

I can control everything now.

[searing]

[savers]

Sure smells good.

Yeah, everyone knows
that my snake stew seasoned

with cactus is the best in
the forbidden lands, taste it.

It's delicious.

[laughs]

Hey, Tommy, after we've
eaten, we'll be off again.

This time in the comfort
of the Exterminator.

I'm not coming.

What?

You heard, I'm not coming.

Papeon is gonna give
me his tanker,

and you and Trash will
go get the water.

Me, with her?

Do you have something
against that?

Yeah!

Until I'm sure the arm
works, Tommy cannot move.

We'll catch up later.

What's all this about?

What the hell does she
have to do with it?

I told her where the water is.

She'll take you to it.

But you wouldn't tell me.

- I trust her.
- You mean that...

Tommy told us why he
needs the water.

Trash and I are on his side.

I'm on his side too.

You have a rotten reputation,
Alien.

Why should anyone
take your word, huh?

You mean you trust
her, a common car thief?

- Yes.
- Yes.

[upbeat music]

After that peak, we've
got to bear to the right,

and then straight on until
we reach the old station.

You mean,
that's where the water is?

At the old central?

That's what Tommy told me.

Listen, I have
no intention of getting

that water for the kid,
how about you?

You go on ahead.

We load it now, then you and I

go out and sell it to the
highest bidder.

What do you think?

Huh?

Well, what do you think?

I think you're a bastard.

You don't agree?

No.

Well then, I'm real sorry.

Because your trip
ends right here.

[grunts]

You're rotten, Alien,
rotten to the guts.

[gasps]

Don't go moralizing with me,

especially a common
thief like yourself.

Tommy and his people are
the only hope for the future.

God, don't you really care?

No.

You've got the feelings
of a fossil.

Listen baby, I don't
care about the future.

I won't be there.

I'm here right now and the
world's like it is right now.

If you want to survive,
you've got to play rough.

All I'm doing is going
by the rules.

That's a hell of a life.

I didn't choose it.

I'll be back this way later.

If you change your mind,
just whistle.

I wouldn't count on it.

Farewell, then.

I don't think you'll
get very far.

We'll see about that.

[engine stalls]

I told you that you
wouldn't get far by yourself.

All right, Trash,
what's the next move?

Now, you'd better untie me,

and we'll continue our trip,

and go get the water for Tommy.

So, that's what you think, huh?

Why? I'll be able to take
the Exterminator

and continue the trip to
where I want.

To do what, Alien?

In this period,
the world doesn't

offer us too many choices.

Tommy should be given
his water, believe me.

Ready?

That is more like it, kid.

Now, see if you can throw.

[laughs]

Great heavens!

Listen to me, I wouldn't
arm wrestle with you

even if you gave me a whole
truck load of ice cold beer.

[laughs]

Good, good.

Listen Papeon, tell me
again when the grass was green.

It was marvelous,
full of life, color.

Lovely flowers, birds and bees.

And the women,
the women were gentle.

Doesn't sound like Trash.

Trash is a modern woman.

So, you're not worried
about the deal then?

Not for us, no.

But I'm not sure about Alien.

It seems deserted.

I don't like it, it smells.

Are you sure that's
where the water is?

That's what the kid said.

He said it was
underground inside,

a reservoir, a tank, supposedly
under one of the warehouses.

The problem is, who
will we find inside of it?

Right, how do we do it?

Come on, I'll show you.

[suspenseful music]

[crashing]

[tires screeching]

[engine idles off]

It really does seem
to be deserted.

Let's check down this alley.

Yeah, come on.

[engine whirring]

Listen.

Come on.

[engine whirring]

Sounds like a big engine.

We need something to get in.

I'm your girl.

What is that?

[high pitched buzzing]

An ultrasonic key.

[popping]

That's it.

[whirring]

Be careful.

Hey, look!

[pounding]

I'll be damned,
it's a below well.

We won't have any
problems getting the water.

And as much as we want.

Right from the
bowels of the earth.

[clicks] [buzzing]

The door!

[buzzing]

[banging]

I don't want to frighten you,
but I think we have trouble.

[pounding]

Look out!

[crashing]

Who ever it is, I don't
think they like us too much.

I wonder how we're gonna
get out of here alive?

There must be some
way to get out.

- Don't move!
- Where are you going?

I just want to turn
the lights on.

I don't want to die in the dark.

[alarm blares]

[thuds]

[clicking]

Hear me, you stirless infidels!

You have profaned
our secret temple,

entered the forbidden shrine.

And what's more to the point,

you have found out about
the water!

And thus, you will die!

Wait!

[grunting]

[crashing]

[grunting]

[gunshot]

Watch out, Alien.

[gunshot]

[moaning]

- You okay?
- Yeah.

Come on then, let's go!

[pounding]

[suspenseful music]

[roaring]

[grunting]

[screaming]

Okay!

[mysterious buzzing]

Get down!

[crashing]

[grunting]

My God!

[grunts]

[thuds]

Stay right here.

[clicks]

[buzzing]

[gunshot]

[screams]

Alien, water, Alien, it's water!

[splashing]

[laughter]

I've forgotten what it was like.

Water to wash ourselves.

Water to cultivate the earth.

We're rich, we're rich!

We can sell it to people
as if it were gold.

Don't try to stop me,
you won't make it.

Not this time.

I'm not hassled about it.

Good girl, because
we've got a fortune here.

It'll be like crude oil
before the Holocaust.

I was just a little boy
and I remember

that this crude oil made
many men rich.

Don't you want a bit of
relaxation before you get rich?

[downbeat music]

[high-pitched buzzing]

[chuckles]

[moans]

Son of a bitch!

That sneaky little beaver.

All right,
to hell with you, Trash.

[beeping]

[hissing]

[tires screeching]

If you're coming back for me,
you needn't.

As you can see, I'm all right.

This is no time to joke, Alien.

I have Crazy Bull right
on my back!

Okay, honey, if you
really want the water,

step on the gas and go, I'll
take care of Crazy Bull.

YQ“?

Yeah, even a son of a bitch
has a soul.

Go on, Trash,
don't hang around here.

Do I see Alien and my
borrowed Exterminator?

Make weapons ready for battle.

Alien, the Ides of March
are upon you, you mother!

Take your time, Crazy Bull.

I'll take care of the tanker.

Go back the other way,
to the shortcut.

[beeping]

[suspenseful music]

Section one!

[shouting]

Into battle my merry
mother-grubbers.

[explosions and screams]

[tires screeching]

Unleash the Dogs of War.

[gunfire and screams]

Turn around!

[tires screeching]

[crashing]

[grunts]

[gunfire]

[beeping]

[screams]

[explosion]

[motor idles]

[motor revs]

[hissing]

[grunting]

There's no one here.

[doors shut]

Nothing, she can't have got far!

I'll check along the rocks.

Right!

[motor revs]

She's here!

[grunting]

Come on, move your ass!

Don't let her get away!

[grunting]

[groaning]

[screams]

It's the end of the road,
baby, at least for you!

So long, Trash.

[moans]

Good boy.

We got here just in time.

[moaning]

Hold it, throw it down, go
on, kiddo or I'll kill her.

Do as she says.

Now then, just don't do nothing.

Stay right where you are
till I'm a long way away.

And don't try following
me neither!

Go, Trash!

[gasps]

Papeon! Papeon!

[grunting]

Bitch!

I'm finished, Trash, finished.

Shut up,
old astronauts never die.

Alien? Where's Alien?

About a mile down
the canyon from here.

Crazy Bull was after me
and the water,

and Alien stayed to fight
him, so I could get away.

Tell him that he's
a big son of a bitch!

But I love him like a
son, as if he were my...

[coughs]

[sobbing]

Come on now, Tommy,

we've got to change the
wheel on the tanker,

and get that water
to safety fast!

And Alien?

Alien has his own war
with Crazy Bull.

Let's go, we don't have
too much time.

[gloomy harmonica music]

Hey, move it, Tommy, come on!

We can't leave Alien alone.

Men like him prefer
to go it alone.

Don't you worry about a
chauvinist like Alien.

I don't know if you're
right or not,

but the point is he
saved my life.

And I have to return the favor.

So?

So, let's take Papeon's truck.

We'll get there a lot quicker,
come on.

[gloomy harmonica music]

[gasping]

[splashing]

If we cut over the hills, Trash,

it might be a lot faster.

Will this old machine
be able to climb them?

Let's try.

Okay.

[engine rewing]

[engine roaring]

[wheels spinning]

Thy end is nigh!

Blow the mother-grubber
into bits and pieces!

[gunfire]

Come on, surround the bastard,
you got him, let's go!

[gunfire]

[beeping]

[explosion]

Retreat!

Let's get out of here.

That was a good throw!

Go on, throw another one!

Okay.

[explosion and screams]

Come on, fall in!

[gunfire]

[glass shattering]

[explosion]

[beeping]

[explosion]

[gasps]

[tires screeching]

[shouts]

[beeping]

[grunting]

[yells]

Alien, I'm gonna make you
wish you'd never been born.

Die, unspeakable varmint!

Bastard!

[gunshot]

[splashes]

Oh no.

All the water is gone.

What if we go back for
another load?

It's the only choice,
we have to, let's go.

[heavy breathing]

[gasps]

[rhythmic beats]

[gloomy harmonica music]

[alarm beeping]

[exploding]

- Christ!
- Oh!

[exploding]

[breathing heavily]

[gloomy horn music]

[sobbing]

I don't believe it.

I never thought I'd
ever see you cry.

Who's crying?

Don't tell me that those
aren't tears.

[thundering]

It's water!

[sighing]

This is water.

Water, it really is...

Water, water, yes, water!

Water, water!

I can't believe it!

Yes!

[laughs]

[laughter and shouting]

[triumphant horn music]