Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:01,560 --> 00:00:04,077
She won an Oscar.
She built a wellness empire,
2
00:00:04,079 --> 00:00:06,063
and her next move
is to create a candle
3
00:00:06,065 --> 00:00:07,581
that smells like her --
Her front bottom.
4
00:00:07,583 --> 00:00:10,083
I don't know why, I just had to
smell it for myself.
5
00:00:10,085 --> 00:00:12,569
This is underwhelming.
I thought it would be bigger.
6
00:00:12,571 --> 00:00:14,087
I mean,
even for someone like me
7
00:00:14,089 --> 00:00:15,663
who likes that area
more than others,
8
00:00:15,665 --> 00:00:17,832
I mean, I don't want my
whole house to smell like it.
9
00:00:17,834 --> 00:00:18,925
Yeah.
So many variables.
10
00:00:18,927 --> 00:00:21,186
A woman's pH,
her diet,
11
00:00:21,188 --> 00:00:23,096
whether she's gone
on a long walk or not,
12
00:00:23,098 --> 00:00:24,748
you know,
whether she's just a woman
13
00:00:24,750 --> 00:00:26,750
who produces more of that --
Alrighty, let's light it up.
14
00:00:26,752 --> 00:00:28,193
I got
places to be.
15
00:00:28,195 --> 00:00:30,437
♪♪
16
00:00:30,439 --> 00:00:32,514
[ All sniffing ]
17
00:00:32,516 --> 00:00:36,093
I'm getting essence
of rosewater and...
18
00:00:36,095 --> 00:00:37,277
lavender.
19
00:00:37,279 --> 00:00:38,370
This is what I imagine
20
00:00:38,372 --> 00:00:39,930
like a cartoon hoo-ha
to smell like.
21
00:00:39,932 --> 00:00:42,432
I don't
smell anything.
22
00:00:42,434 --> 00:00:44,192
Oh, okay,
something's coming.
23
00:00:44,194 --> 00:00:45,544
It's like a --
24
00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:47,046
Oh!
Oh, God,
it just hits you!
Oh, my gosh!
25
00:00:47,048 --> 00:00:48,438
My eyes are burning
a little bit.
26
00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:50,215
That candle
ran a marathon.
Oh.
27
00:00:50,217 --> 00:00:52,292
Yeah, well, stars,
they're just like us.
28
00:00:52,294 --> 00:00:54,127
Mm,
smells good in here.
29
00:00:54,129 --> 00:00:58,615
Smells like
my grandma Betty's house.
30
00:00:58,617 --> 00:01:03,545
♪♪
31
00:01:03,547 --> 00:01:05,305
♪ Hey! ♪
32
00:01:05,307 --> 00:01:06,473
♪♪
33
00:01:06,475 --> 00:01:07,958
Have fun.
34
00:01:07,960 --> 00:01:09,568
Oh.
35
00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:12,571
I thought I heard tires
screeching to a stop.
36
00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:14,815
Always a pleasure to see you,
Mrs. Lakier.
37
00:01:14,817 --> 00:01:16,300
Okay,
I hope the kids
38
00:01:16,302 --> 00:01:17,910
are better actors
than you are.
They're not.
39
00:01:17,912 --> 00:01:19,727
I need two tickets
to the Willy Wonka show,
40
00:01:19,729 --> 00:01:21,062
unless it's sold out.
41
00:01:21,064 --> 00:01:22,472
Is it sold out?
42
00:01:22,474 --> 00:01:23,398
Never for you.
43
00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:25,751
Two tickets
will be $14.
44
00:01:25,753 --> 00:01:27,828
$14?
Luke's an Oompa Loompa.
45
00:01:27,830 --> 00:01:29,663
He has one line --
"dippity-da."
46
00:01:29,665 --> 00:01:30,923
It's "dippity-doo."
47
00:01:30,925 --> 00:01:32,091
Oh, my God,
doesn't matter.
48
00:01:32,093 --> 00:01:35,669
Actually, it's a very
famous line --
49
00:01:35,671 --> 00:01:36,762
Oh, wow.
50
00:01:36,764 --> 00:01:38,322
It's like
the evidence locker
51
00:01:38,324 --> 00:01:39,765
at a police station
in there.
52
00:01:39,767 --> 00:01:41,675
Okay, Higgins.
53
00:01:41,677 --> 00:01:43,084
Here's that.
54
00:01:43,086 --> 00:01:44,770
Ooh,
a loosie.
55
00:01:44,772 --> 00:01:46,754
Huh,
oblong yellow.
56
00:01:46,756 --> 00:01:49,108
I'm gonna have to
Google that.
57
00:01:49,110 --> 00:01:50,792
The tickets.
Ah.
58
00:01:50,794 --> 00:01:52,093
Is this
gonna be good?
59
00:01:52,095 --> 00:01:53,595
Not a chance.
60
00:01:53,597 --> 00:01:54,929
Okay, great.
61
00:01:54,931 --> 00:01:56,690
[ Sighs ]
Hey, guys.
62
00:01:56,692 --> 00:01:58,951
What are you drinking?
63
00:01:58,953 --> 00:02:02,955
Explain yourself,
and also give me a sip.
64
00:02:03,106 --> 00:02:05,365
♪♪
65
00:02:05,367 --> 00:02:08,276
Okay, my blood
is easily 50% chemicals,
66
00:02:08,278 --> 00:02:09,703
and that's too much
for me.
67
00:02:09,705 --> 00:02:11,355
It's a mocha-lotta-latte.
68
00:02:11,357 --> 00:02:13,448
It's basically
frozen diabetes.
69
00:02:13,450 --> 00:02:15,208
Something I would never
drink before.
70
00:02:15,210 --> 00:02:16,710
But I gave her a book
about how saying yes
71
00:02:16,712 --> 00:02:18,470
can enhance your life
and make you happier.
72
00:02:19,398 --> 00:02:21,623
I basically said no
to new experiences my whole life
73
00:02:21,625 --> 00:02:23,216
because I was so busy
being a doctor,
74
00:02:23,218 --> 00:02:25,035
and now I'm gonna
say yes because, you know,
75
00:02:25,037 --> 00:02:26,386
what else
am I gonna do?
76
00:02:26,388 --> 00:02:28,538
Okay, so this'll be
about a week of yeses
77
00:02:28,540 --> 00:02:31,132
followed by two full years
of hard nos.
78
00:02:31,134 --> 00:02:32,225
[ Laughs, snorts ]
79
00:02:32,227 --> 00:02:34,069
I'm sorry,
not you.
80
00:02:35,472 --> 00:02:37,305
Don't be
this person, Jodie.
Huh,
what person?
81
00:02:37,307 --> 00:02:38,657
The person
who likes someone
82
00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:41,160
and then makes their entire life
about that one person.
83
00:02:41,162 --> 00:02:43,162
You're supposed to go through
this phase in high school
84
00:02:43,164 --> 00:02:45,055
because then you can get new
friends, but, I mean, we're it.
85
00:02:45,057 --> 00:02:47,057
I mean, after us,
it's what, like PTA
86
00:02:47,059 --> 00:02:48,500
or,
I don't know, AA.
87
00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:49,576
Or AAA.
88
00:02:49,578 --> 00:02:51,728
I'm not making Matt
my whole world.
89
00:02:51,730 --> 00:02:54,398
In fact, I'm starting
a new organizing business.
90
00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:56,508
Been doing it for free
ever since I had kids, so...
91
00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:57,992
That's awesome,
Jodie.
This is great!
92
00:02:57,994 --> 00:02:59,586
I've already started
transforming my home
93
00:02:59,588 --> 00:03:01,238
with The Jodie Method.
94
00:03:02,090 --> 00:03:03,757
Still workshopping
the name.
Uh-huh.
95
00:03:03,759 --> 00:03:05,759
Yeah.
But do you guys want
to come over after here
96
00:03:05,761 --> 00:03:07,093
and see
my shelving vision?
97
00:03:07,095 --> 00:03:10,338
Jodie, you know that
things in their proper place
98
00:03:10,340 --> 00:03:11,598
give me
severe anxiety.
99
00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:17,178
And I assume that's a no
for you, Sarah, so...yes?
100
00:03:18,014 --> 00:03:19,606
Is that why you gave me
the yes book?
101
00:03:19,608 --> 00:03:21,683
How long have you
been planning this?
102
00:03:21,685 --> 00:03:22,850
[ Cellphone rings ]
103
00:03:22,852 --> 00:03:24,870
Uh...
Oh, God.
104
00:03:24,872 --> 00:03:26,930
What?
W-What happened?
105
00:03:26,932 --> 00:03:28,707
What did he do?
It's Luke's school.
106
00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:30,116
Mr. Higgins:
Hi, Mrs. Lakier.
107
00:03:30,118 --> 00:03:31,117
It's Mr. Higgins.
108
00:03:31,119 --> 00:03:32,544
No emergencies. I just wa--
109
00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:34,955
Uh, you know what,
I'm going through a tunnel,
110
00:03:34,957 --> 00:03:37,532
so I'm pro--
I'm -- my -- losin--
111
00:03:37,534 --> 00:03:39,033
Oh.
[ Beep ]
112
00:03:39,035 --> 00:03:40,702
Oh, damn it.
113
00:03:40,704 --> 00:03:41,962
[ Cellphone rings ]
114
00:03:41,964 --> 00:03:43,129
[ Groans ]
115
00:03:43,131 --> 00:03:44,297
Still in a --unnel.
116
00:03:44,299 --> 00:03:45,615
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
117
00:03:45,617 --> 00:03:47,392
I just wanted to say
that we really love
118
00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:49,803
having you around the school
more often,
119
00:03:49,805 --> 00:03:51,396
and your love
of your children,
120
00:03:51,398 --> 00:03:53,899
it really shines
through your scowl.
121
00:03:53,901 --> 00:03:54,958
Tunnel.
122
00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:56,309
I have
a drug question.
123
00:03:56,311 --> 00:03:57,552
Just out
of the tunnel.
124
00:03:57,554 --> 00:03:59,296
What's -- What --
How can I help you?
125
00:03:59,298 --> 00:04:02,132
Well, you see, my pharmacy
ran out of my focus medication,
126
00:04:02,134 --> 00:04:03,575
and I couldn't help
but notice this morning
127
00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:05,485
that you had quite a lot
of pharmaceuticals,
128
00:04:05,487 --> 00:04:08,305
and one of them appeared
to be focus-related.
129
00:04:08,307 --> 00:04:09,489
Mm-hmm,
methamphetamines.
130
00:04:09,491 --> 00:04:11,641
Go on.
I'll cut
to the chase.
131
00:04:11,643 --> 00:04:14,253
You gots
what I needs.
132
00:04:14,255 --> 00:04:16,997
Well, [Chuckling]
I mean, any--
133
00:04:16,999 --> 00:04:19,091
anything
to help the school,
134
00:04:19,093 --> 00:04:20,926
and something finally in my skillset.
135
00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:22,577
Look,
I'm headed to work now,
136
00:04:22,579 --> 00:04:23,911
so, I mean,
where do you want to meet?
137
00:04:23,913 --> 00:04:25,338
I could -- I could swing by
the school.
138
00:04:25,340 --> 00:04:28,675
No, no, no, no, no,
that would be unprofessional.
139
00:04:28,677 --> 00:04:30,160
Uh, how about
your house?
140
00:04:30,162 --> 00:04:32,996
Uh, here's the thing, I don't
want to be that kind of mom,
141
00:04:32,998 --> 00:04:35,332
but, you know, I mean,
a drug deal at the house
142
00:04:35,334 --> 00:04:36,591
is a little sketch.
143
00:04:36,593 --> 00:04:38,502
It's not a drug deal.
I'm not paying you.
144
00:04:38,504 --> 00:04:39,686
Oh, okay, perfect.
145
00:04:39,688 --> 00:04:41,929
Perf it is.
146
00:04:41,931 --> 00:04:44,674
And now
the pièce de résistance.
147
00:04:44,676 --> 00:04:47,101
Jodie, do I really
have to see the bathroom?
148
00:04:47,103 --> 00:04:49,454
Are you kidding me?
This is my specialty.
149
00:04:49,456 --> 00:04:51,515
Plus, Mackenzi Cox
has already cornered
150
00:04:51,517 --> 00:04:52,940
the garage, kitchen,
and closet market.
151
00:04:52,942 --> 00:04:55,535
Then why did I have to see
the garage, kitchen, and closet?
152
00:04:55,537 --> 00:04:56,962
To build suspense.
153
00:04:56,964 --> 00:04:58,688
Over the course
of their lives,
154
00:04:58,690 --> 00:05:01,300
women spend 2 years and 40 days
in the bathroom.
155
00:05:01,302 --> 00:05:03,618
Men actually spend
85 more days,
156
00:05:03,620 --> 00:05:04,627
'cause, you know...
157
00:05:05,531 --> 00:05:07,714
Shaving.
Yeah,
that's it.
158
00:05:07,716 --> 00:05:09,266
[ Cellphone vibrating ]
159
00:05:14,798 --> 00:05:16,148
School mom.
Nightmare.
160
00:05:16,150 --> 00:05:18,317
I was trying to create
a home sanctuary.
161
00:05:18,319 --> 00:05:19,726
I really think
I nailed it.
162
00:05:19,728 --> 00:05:21,545
Jodie, where did you learn
how to do all this?
163
00:05:21,547 --> 00:05:23,322
Oh, it's intuitive.
Plus YouTube.
164
00:05:23,324 --> 00:05:25,048
In the basket
over the bathtub,
165
00:05:25,050 --> 00:05:26,566
you'll find
your towels...
[ Cellphone vibrating ]
166
00:05:26,568 --> 00:05:28,660
...and over here, you'll find
your different soaps.
167
00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:30,478
Go ahead, check 'em out.
Go look, look at 'em.
168
00:05:30,480 --> 00:05:31,555
I'm looking.
169
00:05:31,557 --> 00:05:33,406
Sarah, you have to say yes
to self-care.
170
00:05:33,408 --> 00:05:35,241
I mean,
look at those soaps.
171
00:05:35,243 --> 00:05:42,507
♪♪
172
00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:45,010
[ Cellphone vibrating ]
173
00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:46,828
Feel the towels.
174
00:05:46,830 --> 00:05:49,330
You know, normally,
I really wouldn't feel towels.
175
00:05:49,332 --> 00:05:52,409
Okay.
I'm gonna feel the towels.
176
00:05:52,411 --> 00:06:01,935
♪♪
177
00:06:01,937 --> 00:06:09,275
♪♪
178
00:06:09,277 --> 00:06:10,369
[ Gasps ]
Oh, God.
179
00:06:10,371 --> 00:06:12,429
Jodie,
are you on your phone?
180
00:06:12,431 --> 00:06:13,763
♪♪
181
00:06:13,765 --> 00:06:16,708
I'm texting Dan!
182
00:06:21,030 --> 00:06:24,774
♪♪
183
00:06:24,776 --> 00:06:26,534
[ Cellphone rings ]
184
00:06:26,536 --> 00:06:27,627
Hey.
185
00:06:27,629 --> 00:06:29,462
Sarah's in the bathroom
so I'm whispering,
186
00:06:29,464 --> 00:06:30,705
but I messed up bad.
187
00:06:30,707 --> 00:06:32,132
I messed up
real bad!
188
00:06:32,134 --> 00:06:34,300
Oh, my God, this is my favorite
kind of conversation.
189
00:06:34,302 --> 00:06:35,785
Go.
190
00:06:35,787 --> 00:06:37,637
I accidentally sent Dan
an R-rated text meant for Matt!
191
00:06:37,639 --> 00:06:40,790
[ Laughing ] I am just getting
the best phone calls today.
192
00:06:40,792 --> 00:06:41,791
Amy!
193
00:06:41,793 --> 00:06:43,735
I need a lie,
like right now!
194
00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:45,070
Okay, okay,
okay, okay.
195
00:06:45,072 --> 00:06:46,980
Uh, you're with a bunch
of moms at the park.
196
00:06:46,982 --> 00:06:49,056
One of them thought it
would be a good idea
to text your husband.
197
00:06:49,058 --> 00:06:50,725
You couldn't get
your phone back because, well,
198
00:06:50,727 --> 00:06:52,652
I mean, the -- the mother was in
a wheelchair and you felt bad.
199
00:06:52,654 --> 00:06:54,562
Why is she
in a wheelchair?
Because she broke
her hip.
200
00:06:54,564 --> 00:06:57,157
How did she
break her hip?
She tripped on a toy,
so she's gonna be
201
00:06:57,159 --> 00:06:59,567
out of commission
for four to six more weeks.
202
00:06:59,569 --> 00:07:00,752
Aww,
poor thing.
203
00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:02,979
Oh, wait.
Wow, you're good.
204
00:07:02,981 --> 00:07:04,906
It's all about
the backstory.
205
00:07:04,908 --> 00:07:06,407
[ Cellphone vibrating ]
Wait.
206
00:07:06,409 --> 00:07:09,136
[ Gasps ]
Dan texted me!
207
00:07:10,097 --> 00:07:11,913
A thumbs-up emoji?
208
00:07:11,915 --> 00:07:13,006
I put myself
out there sexually
209
00:07:13,008 --> 00:07:14,491
and all he can muster
is a thumbs up emoji?
210
00:07:14,493 --> 00:07:15,750
He's such a jerk.
211
00:07:15,752 --> 00:07:17,994
You got to be careful.
You are not good at this.
212
00:07:17,996 --> 00:07:19,271
You're doing
some major-league lying
213
00:07:19,273 --> 00:07:20,755
with some
little-league skills.
214
00:07:20,757 --> 00:07:22,256
From now on,
I'm gonna be...
215
00:07:22,258 --> 00:07:24,759
really careful.
Great, I got to go
216
00:07:24,761 --> 00:07:27,504
'cause I got to go do a --
I got to go do a drug deal.
217
00:07:27,506 --> 00:07:30,157
Okay. What?
218
00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:39,365
♪♪
219
00:07:39,367 --> 00:07:41,960
Matt.
220
00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:43,369
[ Sighs ]
221
00:07:43,371 --> 00:07:46,965
Well, you have been
a real trouper.
222
00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:49,375
Let's go --
What are you doing?
223
00:07:49,377 --> 00:07:50,302
Hi.
224
00:07:50,304 --> 00:07:52,137
I figured
I'd say yes to a bath.
225
00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:54,197
Oh, you're still
doing that!
226
00:07:54,199 --> 00:07:56,716
[ Cellphone vibrates ]
227
00:07:56,718 --> 00:07:58,727
Oh.
228
00:07:59,796 --> 00:08:01,796
Yeah.
229
00:08:01,798 --> 00:08:02,964
Hmm.
230
00:08:02,966 --> 00:08:06,559
Mm.
231
00:08:06,561 --> 00:08:11,047
♪♪
232
00:08:11,049 --> 00:08:13,641
Let's go, let's go,
let's go, let's go.
233
00:08:13,643 --> 00:08:15,719
Nice jumping
that fence.
234
00:08:15,721 --> 00:08:18,163
Alright,
let's just get you...
Whoa, Mrs. Lakier,
it's not that kind of visit.
235
00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:21,315
Alright, I just need to make
sure you're not wearing a wire.
236
00:08:21,317 --> 00:08:22,501
[ Sighs ]
237
00:08:22,503 --> 00:08:23,893
Oh, come on, let me have
a little fun with this.
238
00:08:23,895 --> 00:08:25,486
Alright.
Yeah,
thank you.
239
00:08:25,914 --> 00:08:28,064
Alright, now we're good,
we're good, we're good.
240
00:08:28,066 --> 00:08:29,198
Now...
241
00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:33,903
Okay,
let's see here.
242
00:08:33,905 --> 00:08:35,347
Hmm.
243
00:08:35,349 --> 00:08:36,923
Here we go,
here we go.
244
00:08:36,925 --> 00:08:38,091
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
245
00:08:38,093 --> 00:08:39,500
These should be good.
246
00:08:39,502 --> 00:08:40,852
These'll definitely
put a little pep in your step.
247
00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:42,003
Oh, great.
248
00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:43,763
Now, a friend brought these back
from Cancun,
249
00:08:43,765 --> 00:08:46,191
so you're gonna want to
keep some electrolytes on hand
250
00:08:46,193 --> 00:08:48,009
and maybe a number
for poison control.
251
00:08:48,011 --> 00:08:49,569
Anything else?
252
00:08:49,571 --> 00:08:50,845
Mm, no,
that's it.
253
00:08:50,847 --> 00:08:52,772
Now, since you just have to
get 'til Thursday,
254
00:08:52,774 --> 00:08:55,925
I can give you 10 fives,
or if you prefer, five 10s,
255
00:08:55,927 --> 00:08:57,110
and you can just
break the bars.
256
00:08:57,112 --> 00:08:58,870
I'll take five 10s,
and you know what,
257
00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:00,521
just throw in
a couple of fives, too,
258
00:09:00,523 --> 00:09:02,932
'cause I have back-to-back
parent-teacher conferences
259
00:09:02,934 --> 00:09:04,692
on Wednesday
and those can be a lot.
260
00:09:04,694 --> 00:09:05,860
Well,
this counts as ours.
261
00:09:05,862 --> 00:09:08,104
[ Chuckles ]
Thank you for this.
262
00:09:08,106 --> 00:09:09,530
I am gonna
hit you back.
263
00:09:09,532 --> 00:09:12,442
[ Scottish accent ] Someday,
and that day may never come.
264
00:09:12,444 --> 00:09:16,296
I may call upon you
to do me a favor.
265
00:09:17,132 --> 00:09:20,392
I think
your "Godfather" impersonation
266
00:09:20,394 --> 00:09:21,709
is slightly off.
267
00:09:21,711 --> 00:09:23,970
Get out of here.
Unbelievable.
268
00:09:25,290 --> 00:09:28,066
You really suck the joy
out of being a drug lord.
269
00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:30,569
Here's your tea!
270
00:09:30,571 --> 00:09:33,905
I'm guessing that bath
is getting pretty cold by now.
271
00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:36,466
No, no, it's perfect.
I just filled it.
272
00:09:36,468 --> 00:09:39,560
Well, maybe you can
drink your tea
273
00:09:39,562 --> 00:09:40,895
while you get dressed
to leave.
274
00:09:40,897 --> 00:09:42,488
Oh, no,
I'm not going anywhere.
275
00:09:42,490 --> 00:09:44,732
I'm catching up
on a lifetime of baths.
276
00:09:44,734 --> 00:09:46,067
I'm gonna stay put.
277
00:09:46,069 --> 00:09:47,669
[ Cellphone vibrates ]
278
00:09:49,648 --> 00:09:51,089
[ Squeals ]
279
00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:53,407
Aren't you getting
really pruny in there?
280
00:09:53,409 --> 00:09:56,094
Oh, I don't get pruny.
Just lucky that way.
281
00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:57,487
Well,
I've got to go
282
00:09:57,489 --> 00:09:59,489
take Evan his soccer stuff
to school, so...
283
00:09:59,491 --> 00:10:00,840
Okay.
284
00:10:00,842 --> 00:10:03,509
Just, um, turn on some music
for me, like, something bathy.
285
00:10:03,511 --> 00:10:05,729
Yeah.
286
00:10:06,756 --> 00:10:08,014
[ Soft music plays ]
287
00:10:08,016 --> 00:10:11,759
Oh. Oh! [ Laughs ]
288
00:10:11,761 --> 00:10:13,945
This is my jam.
289
00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:15,188
Saying yes.
290
00:10:15,190 --> 00:10:17,690
Saying yes to this.
291
00:10:17,692 --> 00:10:19,192
[ Dog barks in distance ]
292
00:10:19,194 --> 00:10:20,860
Dude,
this is so cool.
293
00:10:20,862 --> 00:10:22,512
Hey, guys.
You look great.
294
00:10:22,514 --> 00:10:23,696
Oh, wow, Luke,
295
00:10:23,698 --> 00:10:25,457
are you officiating
the Cirque du Soleil later?
296
00:10:25,459 --> 00:10:27,367
I got the lead part
in the play.
297
00:10:27,369 --> 00:10:28,943
[ Chuckling ]
He's Wonka!
298
00:10:28,945 --> 00:10:30,795
What?! Wow!
How about that?
Yeah.
299
00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:32,538
Congrats!
This is major.
300
00:10:32,540 --> 00:10:33,781
That's the problem!
301
00:10:33,783 --> 00:10:37,026
I wanted to be in the background
with my friends.
302
00:10:37,028 --> 00:10:38,378
Okay,
oh, come on.
303
00:10:38,380 --> 00:10:39,453
He has friends?
304
00:10:39,455 --> 00:10:40,713
I mean, this is just
all good news today.
305
00:10:40,715 --> 00:10:41,956
Well,
he's upset
306
00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:44,050
'cause he already memorized
"doompa-dee doo."
307
00:10:44,052 --> 00:10:45,793
Maybe this is a little
out of his league.
308
00:10:45,795 --> 00:10:47,795
I don't know, maybe the kid's
breaking out of his shell.
309
00:10:47,797 --> 00:10:49,873
I don't think Mr. Higgins
would've given him Wonka
310
00:10:49,875 --> 00:10:51,483
if he didn't think
he could do it.
311
00:10:51,485 --> 00:10:52,817
Well...
312
00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:55,044
"Well," what?
313
00:10:55,046 --> 00:10:57,304
I might've had
something to do with that.
314
00:10:57,306 --> 00:10:58,490
Oh, boy.
315
00:10:58,492 --> 00:11:03,386
I, um --
I gave Mr. Higgins, uh...
316
00:11:04,147 --> 00:11:07,557
...two free tickets
to my cooking show,
317
00:11:07,559 --> 00:11:10,151
so he's probably just repaying
us by giving Luke the lead.
318
00:11:10,153 --> 00:11:11,986
Don't they give those away
at the gas station?
319
00:11:11,988 --> 00:11:13,913
Okay, only when
we can't fill the audience
320
00:11:13,915 --> 00:11:15,674
with people
from the halfway house.
321
00:11:15,676 --> 00:11:17,258
Not big clappers.
322
00:11:18,086 --> 00:11:19,344
Well,
either way,
323
00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:21,254
it's commendable
that you'd do that for your son.
324
00:11:21,256 --> 00:11:22,755
And I'm not gonna lie,
325
00:11:22,757 --> 00:11:24,741
that makes more sense than
Luke getting Mr. W on his own.
326
00:11:24,743 --> 00:11:26,351
Alright, I'll call Higgins
and get him his old part back.
327
00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:29,003
No, don't you even
think about that.
328
00:11:29,005 --> 00:11:31,414
I've got my phone,
and I got him into this,
329
00:11:31,416 --> 00:11:32,506
and I'm gonna --
330
00:11:32,508 --> 00:11:34,100
I'm gonna get him
right out of this, so...
331
00:11:34,102 --> 00:11:35,509
Mr. Higgins:
Hi, Mrs. Lakier.
332
00:11:35,511 --> 00:11:38,588
Oh, hey, Mr. Higgins.
Didn't even -- Didn't even ring.
333
00:11:38,590 --> 00:11:40,590
Um, look, here --
here's the thing.
334
00:11:40,592 --> 00:11:41,866
We are --
We're so --
335
00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:45,019
I mean, so nice of you to give
Luke the lead in the play,
336
00:11:45,021 --> 00:11:46,687
but as it turns out,
he doesn't want it,
337
00:11:46,689 --> 00:11:49,040
so if we could just get
the "doompa-dee doo" back,
338
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,950
that'd be great.
No can doompa-dee doo.
339
00:11:50,952 --> 00:11:52,544
If I keep jerking these kids around,
340
00:11:52,546 --> 00:11:54,528
it'll send a red flag to the parents.
341
00:11:54,530 --> 00:11:55,529
What's he saying?
342
00:11:55,531 --> 00:11:57,273
Okay, can I just get
a little privacy?
343
00:11:57,275 --> 00:12:00,051
Why would you need privacy
right now?
Ugh!
344
00:12:01,537 --> 00:12:04,872
Okay, why don't I give you
another little care package?
345
00:12:04,874 --> 00:12:06,182
Some, uh...
346
00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,285
...focus medicine,
if you will?
347
00:12:09,287 --> 00:12:11,062
Oh, I'm in a --unnel.
348
00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:12,972
I can't --
349
00:12:12,974 --> 00:12:14,733
[ Groans ]
350
00:12:14,735 --> 00:12:16,309
Well, it's --
it's too late.
351
00:12:16,311 --> 00:12:17,627
Playbills,
they're printed,
352
00:12:17,629 --> 00:12:19,796
so, you know,
I think this is for the best.
353
00:12:19,798 --> 00:12:21,464
'Cause do we want
to send the message to our kids
354
00:12:21,466 --> 00:12:23,724
that any time they don't want
to rise to the occasion,
355
00:12:23,726 --> 00:12:25,134
we're just gonna
bail them out?
356
00:12:25,136 --> 00:12:26,578
He's 7.
Exactly.
357
00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:29,489
It is time for him
to learn those hard truths.
358
00:12:29,491 --> 00:12:32,066
Alright, well, you better go
start rehearsing with him,
359
00:12:32,068 --> 00:12:33,251
'cause the kid stinks.
360
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:34,419
Mm-hmm, okay.
361
00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:36,921
Alright, Luke, let's put
this top hat back on.
362
00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:39,132
It's gonna be
a long night, buddy.
363
00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:44,003
Wait, why did you put this
back on? You're slowing me down.
364
00:12:44,005 --> 00:12:45,597
Oh, I took
that picture yesterday.
365
00:12:45,599 --> 00:12:47,323
My muscles were poppin'.
Okay, well,
take it back off.
366
00:12:47,325 --> 00:12:48,674
Wow,
really energetic today.
367
00:12:48,676 --> 00:12:50,676
Is this that new pea powder
protein shake I recommended?
368
00:12:50,678 --> 00:12:52,586
Say that
three times fast.
369
00:12:52,588 --> 00:12:54,664
Pea powder protein,
pea powder protein,
pea powder protein.
370
00:12:54,666 --> 00:12:58,026
Shh!
[ Door slams ]
371
00:12:58,853 --> 00:13:00,445
Oh, no.
372
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:02,614
My mom's home early.
373
00:13:06,528 --> 00:13:08,102
[ Footsteps ]
Oh.
374
00:13:08,104 --> 00:13:09,695
Okay, she probably just
forgot her sudoku.
375
00:13:09,697 --> 00:13:11,456
You know, I mean, she does them
when they're slow at the office.
376
00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:13,124
Okay, but she won't
come down here, right?
377
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:14,292
Like,
she respects your privacy?
Totally.
378
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:15,776
Um, well,
unless she's got to
379
00:13:15,778 --> 00:13:17,796
get something
out of the dryer.
Woman: Matt?
380
00:13:17,798 --> 00:13:19,022
That's your mom?
381
00:13:19,024 --> 00:13:20,857
She sounds so young.
How old is she?
382
00:13:20,859 --> 00:13:22,616
She's mom age.
46. And a half.
383
00:13:22,618 --> 00:13:25,378
But don't call her 47,
'cause she'll get really mad.
384
00:13:25,380 --> 00:13:26,971
Okay,
I'm just gonna go say hi
385
00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:28,973
and I'm gonna get her
right out the door, okay?
386
00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:30,457
Yeah,
don't forget about me.
387
00:13:30,459 --> 00:13:31,534
Hey.
388
00:13:31,536 --> 00:13:33,886
I could never
forget about you.
389
00:13:33,888 --> 00:13:35,313
Aww.
390
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:36,481
Go!
Right.
391
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:37,649
[ Footsteps depart ]
392
00:13:37,651 --> 00:13:38,875
"Mom age"?
393
00:13:38,877 --> 00:13:42,237
[ Door opens, closes ]
394
00:13:46,067 --> 00:13:48,568
[ Sighs, clears throat ]
395
00:13:48,570 --> 00:13:50,662
[ Gasps ]
396
00:13:50,664 --> 00:13:53,147
Oh, come on, little blue line,
you can do it.
397
00:13:53,149 --> 00:13:55,834
You can do it, you can do it,
you can do it.
398
00:13:55,836 --> 00:13:56,835
♪♪
399
00:13:56,837 --> 00:13:58,986
[ Cellphone chimes ]
Damn.
400
00:13:58,988 --> 00:14:02,323
[ Soft music playing ]
401
00:14:02,325 --> 00:14:05,659
♪♪
402
00:14:05,661 --> 00:14:10,256
Best soak ever.
403
00:14:10,258 --> 00:14:12,091
Amy: Don't scratch your butt
like that.
404
00:14:12,093 --> 00:14:14,243
Luke: It's what I do
when I'm nervous.
405
00:14:14,245 --> 00:14:15,928
Okay, well,
don't do that onstage.
406
00:14:15,930 --> 00:14:17,730
[ Cellphone rings ]
Hey,
Mr. Higgins.
407
00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:19,506
Mr. Higgins: Hi.
Thanks for
calling me back.
408
00:14:19,508 --> 00:14:22,268
Look, I wanted to talk to you
about this Wonka deal.
409
00:14:22,270 --> 00:14:24,770
I, uh -- I know you told Amy
that it's too late,
410
00:14:24,772 --> 00:14:26,756
but is there
anything at all we can do
411
00:14:26,758 --> 00:14:28,682
to get Luke back
in this Oompa Loompa role?
412
00:14:28,684 --> 00:14:31,110
You know, at drop-off, I couldn't help but notice
413
00:14:31,112 --> 00:14:32,762
that your hair looks naturally thick.
414
00:14:32,764 --> 00:14:33,930
Oh. [ Chuckles ]
415
00:14:33,932 --> 00:14:35,264
Yeah, I guess
it is pretty thick.
416
00:14:35,266 --> 00:14:37,058
Do you know anything about hair pills?
417
00:14:37,060 --> 00:14:39,526
Um...wait, why?
418
00:14:39,528 --> 00:14:40,694
♪♪
419
00:14:40,696 --> 00:14:41,954
Just take
one a day,
420
00:14:41,956 --> 00:14:43,456
and then the hair
will start growing back
421
00:14:43,458 --> 00:14:44,624
in like three weeks.
422
00:14:44,626 --> 00:14:45,791
[ Chuckles ]
423
00:14:45,793 --> 00:14:47,610
You'll downgrade him
to Oompa Loompa?
424
00:14:47,612 --> 00:14:48,702
Done.
425
00:14:48,704 --> 00:14:50,963
♪♪
426
00:14:50,965 --> 00:14:53,391
[ Soft music plays ]
427
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:57,637
♪♪
428
00:14:57,639 --> 00:14:59,472
[ Gasps ]
429
00:14:59,474 --> 00:15:01,566
How long
have I been asleep?
430
00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:03,568
Jodie?
431
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:06,479
♪♪
432
00:15:06,481 --> 00:15:09,465
Honey, I'm home.
433
00:15:09,467 --> 00:15:19,274
♪♪
434
00:15:19,276 --> 00:15:24,997
♪♪
435
00:15:24,999 --> 00:15:26,073
[ Groans ]
436
00:15:26,075 --> 00:15:29,001
There's a flaw
in The Jodie Method.
437
00:15:29,003 --> 00:15:30,411
♪♪
438
00:15:30,413 --> 00:15:32,096
Where are you?
439
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:33,264
Skipped the meeting.
440
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,675
Came home early for sex stuff.
441
00:15:35,677 --> 00:15:37,660
Might only have time for me.
442
00:15:37,662 --> 00:15:38,995
♪♪
443
00:15:38,997 --> 00:15:41,088
Mm...
444
00:15:41,090 --> 00:15:43,499
Okay, uh...
445
00:15:43,501 --> 00:15:45,501
♪♪
446
00:15:45,503 --> 00:15:46,669
Oh, no!
447
00:15:46,671 --> 00:15:47,837
♪♪
448
00:15:47,839 --> 00:15:50,198
[ Both screaming ]
449
00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:53,267
[ Both screaming ]
450
00:15:53,269 --> 00:15:57,530
[ Screaming continues ]
451
00:15:57,532 --> 00:15:59,682
Oh, no, no, no.
452
00:15:59,684 --> 00:16:00,866
[ Sighs ]
453
00:16:00,868 --> 00:16:02,293
I mean,
zero charisma.
454
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:05,463
I mean, I'm talking
Johnny Depp-level Wonka there.
455
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,857
Well, you don't have to
worry about it.
456
00:16:07,859 --> 00:16:09,525
I got him
his Oompa Loompa back.
457
00:16:09,527 --> 00:16:12,119
You talked to Higgins?
What did he say?
458
00:16:12,121 --> 00:16:13,638
Did he --
Did he mention me?
459
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,289
I did
a terrible thing.
460
00:16:15,291 --> 00:16:17,717
Huh,
but did he mention me?
461
00:16:17,719 --> 00:16:19,126
I feel so dirty.
462
00:16:19,128 --> 00:16:20,886
You feel dirty?
463
00:16:20,888 --> 00:16:21,887
Hmm.
464
00:16:21,889 --> 00:16:23,556
Yeah.
465
00:16:23,708 --> 00:16:25,708
You know how he
thought your cooking-show
tickets were a bribe?
466
00:16:25,710 --> 00:16:27,893
Mm-hmm, mm. My -- yeah,
my cooking-show tickets.
467
00:16:27,895 --> 00:16:29,212
Well,
I did way worse.
468
00:16:29,214 --> 00:16:31,047
He asked me
why my hair is so thick,
469
00:16:31,049 --> 00:16:32,565
and the next thing I knew,
I was slipping him
470
00:16:32,567 --> 00:16:34,550
the last of my hair pills
through the back door.
471
00:16:34,552 --> 00:16:36,052
Apparently,
his insurance company
472
00:16:36,054 --> 00:16:37,403
stopped covering
the good stuff.
473
00:16:37,405 --> 00:16:39,071
What?!
The last of it?
474
00:16:39,073 --> 00:16:40,665
You have got to
get that refilled, Henry.
475
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:43,226
I told you, you do not have
the face for a bald man.
476
00:16:43,228 --> 00:16:45,077
That's your takeaway?
477
00:16:45,079 --> 00:16:47,563
I'm a scalp stimulants
trafficker.
478
00:16:47,565 --> 00:16:49,081
Well, yeah. I mean,
I'm not happy about that.
479
00:16:49,083 --> 00:16:51,083
It's extremely poor judgment
and it's hideous,
480
00:16:51,085 --> 00:16:53,252
and I did think
that you were above all of that,
481
00:16:53,254 --> 00:16:54,495
and we can never
tell our son
482
00:16:54,497 --> 00:16:56,163
because he'll lose
all respect for you,
483
00:16:56,165 --> 00:16:57,423
but you know what?
484
00:16:57,425 --> 00:16:59,851
Do not beat yourself up
about it.
485
00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:02,854
Okay, I'll try.
I don't know that I can.
486
00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:04,981
I know.
487
00:17:05,933 --> 00:17:07,433
Look,
I know it's sixes,
488
00:17:07,435 --> 00:17:10,086
but would it help you to know
that I, um --
489
00:17:10,088 --> 00:17:12,846
I didn't give him tickets
to the cooking show?
490
00:17:12,848 --> 00:17:15,700
I gave him, uh,
prescription drugs.
491
00:17:18,763 --> 00:17:20,613
You gave
a teacher drugs?
492
00:17:20,615 --> 00:17:22,281
For our son,
remember?
493
00:17:22,283 --> 00:17:24,709
Look, I finally found a way
to contribute to Luke's school
494
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:27,528
instead of standing at some,
I don't know, car wash.
495
00:17:27,530 --> 00:17:30,273
I'm helping
the teachers of America, okay?
496
00:17:30,275 --> 00:17:31,865
I'm a good mother.
497
00:17:31,867 --> 00:17:33,109
You're a drug lord.
498
00:17:33,111 --> 00:17:34,794
Luke could get
kicked out of school.
499
00:17:34,796 --> 00:17:36,295
You'd have to
home school him.
500
00:17:36,297 --> 00:17:37,704
You could get arrested.
501
00:17:37,706 --> 00:17:40,116
Home school?
In this house?
502
00:17:40,118 --> 00:17:42,285
I don't know
how you live with you.
503
00:17:42,287 --> 00:17:43,877
I-I feel like scum.
504
00:17:43,879 --> 00:17:46,064
Well, the pills help,
but, I mean, I'd offer you one.
505
00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:47,899
But as you know,
I'm running low now.
506
00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:49,809
I think the real --
the real thing here
507
00:17:49,811 --> 00:17:51,477
is that
we are good parents
508
00:17:51,479 --> 00:17:53,529
who want the worst
for our son.
509
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:57,241
[ Both laugh ]
510
00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:59,902
Well,
you make a good point.
511
00:18:00,896 --> 00:18:02,988
You want to go upstairs
and tell him?
512
00:18:02,990 --> 00:18:04,398
No, there's no way
I'm going back up there.
513
00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:06,992
I'm definitely
not going.
514
00:18:06,994 --> 00:18:09,170
There's not enough of this
in the world.
515
00:18:12,908 --> 00:18:14,834
Woman: Did you eat
the turkey I left?
516
00:18:14,836 --> 00:18:17,011
Why do you look
so flushed?
517
00:18:18,172 --> 00:18:20,914
Gonna have to
switch providers.
518
00:18:20,916 --> 00:18:30,683
♪♪
519
00:18:30,685 --> 00:18:32,443
[ Both chuckle ]
520
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:33,611
♪♪
521
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,504
I don't know
where Jodie is,
522
00:18:35,506 --> 00:18:37,931
but she was supposed to be
my ride home.
523
00:18:37,933 --> 00:18:39,342
♪♪
524
00:18:39,344 --> 00:18:41,536
Oh, come on,
core strength.
525
00:18:42,438 --> 00:18:43,955
[ Sighs ]
526
00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:46,273
What am I doing?
527
00:18:46,275 --> 00:18:49,109
What are you doing?
528
00:18:49,111 --> 00:18:51,629
[ Sighs ] Okay.
529
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:53,522
[ Door opens ]
Matt:
Hey, babe.
530
00:18:53,524 --> 00:18:55,524
Oh!
Hey,
what's going on?
531
00:18:55,526 --> 00:18:56,283
Hey.
Hi.
532
00:18:56,285 --> 00:18:58,285
Um,
is your mom leaving?
533
00:18:58,287 --> 00:19:01,139
Oh, no, she whipped out
the sweatpants. She's not
going anywhere for a while.
534
00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:03,699
Okay, I have to go.
This is the only way out, so...
535
00:19:03,701 --> 00:19:05,125
Man, I really want
to feel bad about this,
536
00:19:05,127 --> 00:19:06,535
but look at you.
537
00:19:06,537 --> 00:19:08,813
I'm so glad we blasted
your glutes the other day.
538
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,148
Your butt
looks amazing.
539
00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:12,541
Really?! Really?
540
00:19:12,543 --> 00:19:14,560
Yes.
Okay, do you mind
giving me a hand?
541
00:19:14,562 --> 00:19:17,730
Alright, fine, but only because
I want to touch you.
542
00:19:17,732 --> 00:19:19,473
Whoa!
Go, go, go!
543
00:19:19,475 --> 00:19:20,900
Clench the buttocks!
544
00:19:20,902 --> 00:19:21,901
[ Thud ]
545
00:19:21,903 --> 00:19:25,070
Hey,
you did it.
I did it!
546
00:19:25,072 --> 00:19:26,480
I have
a confession.
Yeah.
547
00:19:26,482 --> 00:19:27,814
I didn't do anything.
What?
548
00:19:27,816 --> 00:19:29,000
Yeah,
I knew you could do it.
549
00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:31,727
Oh, okay.
I got to go.
Alright.
550
00:19:31,729 --> 00:19:32,986
Bye.
Alright.
551
00:19:32,988 --> 00:19:34,839
Wait, tell me
about my butt again.
552
00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:37,824
Oh, my God,
it looks amazing.
553
00:19:37,826 --> 00:19:40,069
Bye.
554
00:19:40,071 --> 00:19:42,571
♪♪
555
00:19:42,573 --> 00:19:44,073
[ Sighs ]
556
00:19:44,075 --> 00:19:51,189
♪♪
557
00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:52,857
Ugh.
558
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:53,749
Saw his peanuts?
559
00:19:53,751 --> 00:19:55,251
[ Gasps ]
560
00:19:55,269 --> 00:20:00,031
No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
561
00:20:06,764 --> 00:20:08,264
Make a left here.
562
00:20:08,266 --> 00:20:09,523
Mm.
563
00:20:09,525 --> 00:20:10,857
♪♪
564
00:20:10,859 --> 00:20:13,436
Amy: I just
never got sudoku.
565
00:20:13,438 --> 00:20:14,937
Amy,
it was terrifying.
566
00:20:14,939 --> 00:20:16,714
I could've been caught
by his mother.
567
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:18,290
Can you imagine?
568
00:20:18,292 --> 00:20:19,942
Oh, I've been caught by
a lot of moms back in the day.
569
00:20:19,944 --> 00:20:21,293
And some
girlfriends, too.
570
00:20:21,295 --> 00:20:22,869
That -- That was actually
kind of fun.
571
00:20:22,871 --> 00:20:24,280
You must've been
freaking out, though.
572
00:20:24,282 --> 00:20:26,632
I mean, what would you have done
if she had come down?
573
00:20:26,634 --> 00:20:28,041
I don't know.
574
00:20:28,043 --> 00:20:30,043
I've become reckless.
575
00:20:30,045 --> 00:20:31,062
I'm unhinged.
576
00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:33,581
I tossed everything
just to see him.
577
00:20:33,583 --> 00:20:35,474
Like,
it didn't even occur to me
578
00:20:35,476 --> 00:20:37,718
that I could blow up
my entire life if I got caught.
579
00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:39,979
It was the most
exhilarating moment of my life.
580
00:20:39,981 --> 00:20:42,240
It was so exciting,
and I could tell you
581
00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:43,649
I'm going to stop,
and I should, but I'm not.
582
00:20:43,651 --> 00:20:44,984
Of course not.
583
00:20:44,986 --> 00:20:47,820
♪♪
584
00:20:47,822 --> 00:20:49,789
You can have
your yes book back.
585
00:20:49,791 --> 00:20:51,082
How was I
supposed to know
586
00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:53,158
you were going to take
the world's longest bath?
587
00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:55,569
I was taking an interest
in your work. Where were you?
588
00:20:55,571 --> 00:20:57,571
I was at Evan's soccer game,
and I felt bad
589
00:20:57,573 --> 00:20:59,906
and had to help
a woman in a wheelchair.
590
00:20:59,908 --> 00:21:00,907
Mm-hmm.
591
00:21:00,909 --> 00:21:04,244
Dan and I,
we smushed parts.
592
00:21:04,246 --> 00:21:05,488
Oh, I know.
593
00:21:05,490 --> 00:21:08,007
He's not nearly
as upset about it as you are.
594
00:21:08,009 --> 00:21:09,008
[ Cellphone vibrates ]
595
00:21:09,010 --> 00:21:11,251
Oh, okay, well,
I have got to go
596
00:21:11,253 --> 00:21:13,512
get Luke
kicked out of band.
597
00:21:13,514 --> 00:21:14,588
I'll tell you what,
598
00:21:14,590 --> 00:21:16,515
drugs really do
solve everything.
599
00:21:16,517 --> 00:21:19,443
Do you have anything in
there that can help me
forget about Dan's parts?
600
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:21,020
No.
601
00:21:21,022 --> 00:21:23,339
May-- no.
602
00:21:23,341 --> 00:21:24,431
♪♪
603
00:21:24,433 --> 00:21:26,933
This helps me
forget about Dan's parts.
604
00:21:26,935 --> 00:21:28,694
♪♪
605
00:21:28,696 --> 00:21:30,288
It makes
everything better.
606
00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:31,706
♪ Yeah ♪
607
00:21:32,683 --> 00:21:37,295
♪♪
48326
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof