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Many readers wrote to ask me how
I found so many things to write about
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In fact, some happened to myself
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Tonight's theme is about three persons
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No, two men...
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and one cat, to be exact
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And the story should begin
with my friend Li Tung
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You make so much noise
at this hour every night
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Don't people have to sleep?
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Now I couldn't care less!
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Open up!
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Open up!
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Why don't you open up?
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Open up!
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What the hell's the matter with you?
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You make so much noise
after midnight every night
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What are you hammering? A coffin?
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Sorry to have disturbed you. I apologize.
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You're making me nervous
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If you go on, I'll call the police
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Sorry, sir
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My goodness!
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I'm sorry
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I'll try to cut down the noise
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Easy. Up!
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Be careful. Take it easy
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Easy
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Be careful!
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Sorry, I'm really sorry
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Are you moving?
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Sorry for the noise I caused
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You hammer each night...
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for what?
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Wait a minute
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Can start now
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Li Tung told me that out of curiosity
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He decided to go to that old man's home
to have a look
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Mr Chen, they can still move
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These intestines are fresh —
scarcely 2 hours old
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Wang Chieh-mei, the intestines of a child?
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Don't panic before the truth is out
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They're intestines all right
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But it is a cat's, not a man's
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I told you not to make any fuss!
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No more gory violence.
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Cheers!
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Brother, I don't drink before sunset
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The sun has set in many parts of the world
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Come on, drink
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Really want me to drink?
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Drink
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What is that?
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Vodka, the strongest wine in the world
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It can burn easily, terrific!
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Terrific!
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Pai So, are the crabs ready?
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You've been teasing me the whole night
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Don't keep bullying Li Tung
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We bully you?
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Eat crabs
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This wine is very strong
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Good
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Give me your gun
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Gun?
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Show me
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Come on, really nice
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These wines won't agree with you
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Try yellow wine for better taste
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Hong Kong people can drink at will.
So lucky
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Here
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Thank you, madam
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Come on
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Come on, drink
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A bigger gulp
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Wisely,
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there's something spooky about that house
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That can and girl stared at me
with eyes wide open
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Wang,
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can the police get someone to investigate
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the whereabouts
and background of that cat?
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If we had time for that,
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we might as well catch a thief
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Who's got time to care about that cat?
Crazy!
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But frankly,
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that cat and girl look like demons
in Greek mythology
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Nothing could arouse your interest
more than girls
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Don't get jealous over nothing!
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I have a strong feeling
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Even my friends...
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suspect me to be from another star
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I am convinced that girl
and cat come from another star
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They should be good-natured
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But kindness is bound to bring evil
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Evil is coming to pass in this city
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Something...
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strange happens in the historical museum
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There is a gadget in the museum
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An octagon,
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which baffles even the archaeologists
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But to the starmen
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It's an important weapon
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Who's there? Who's there?
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Errol
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Curiosity is the finest thing in life
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Curiosity leads to progress
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And retards the ageing process
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Young girl, cat, old man,
they all disappear
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But I must follow the case
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But how to get started?
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Well...
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Li Tung said...
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That when that girl moved
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The transportation company seemed
to be Jen Jen
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I remember seeing the TV ad
of and old man lifting his finger
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My curiosity forces me
to get to the bottom of the thing
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Come on
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What? Someone's coming?
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With the address given me by that old man
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I eventually found the house they live in
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There's nobody, don't panic!
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We must find the other octagon
as soon as possible
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Only then can we wipe out the star killer
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And return home
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If by chance we can't go back
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We'd better die over here
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Who? Who's there? Come out quickly!
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Don't hurt him!
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Destroy him just in case
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No, we can't kill mankind
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There's no hatred between us
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I thought it was just a dream
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Till I saw this wound
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I never knew a cat could fight too
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And so hard
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That cat tried to kill me,
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but that girl saved me
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This matter is
getting increasingly confusing
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That cat is dangerous
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But when I woke up in that house that day
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I found no trace of either the cat or man
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I gave up hope...
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of getting to the bottom of the case
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Till Pai So and I discovered that cat's trace
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On TV News the other morning
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Here now is a special announcement
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A mysterious theft occurred
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In a historical museum early this morning
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The burglars stole only an octagon
with centuries of history
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No other items on display were lost
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The burglars broke in through the window,
according to the police
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They broke the glass box
and took away that
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We also believe...
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they fought 2 guards
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And ended up killing them
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I'm sure it's linked with that big cat
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-I must go.
-I'm going too
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Let me take a bath first
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Okay
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Don't! Let me down!
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Wang Chieh-mei?
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I'm now going to the spot of the theft
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See you at the Exhibition in half an hour.
Goodbye
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Good morning, sir
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Morning, sir
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Sergeant, how's the situation?
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No idea. Go and see for yourself
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There are traces of burn all over
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But no signs of a fire
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I guess no human could've achieved this
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Everything else okay?
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Excuse me, sir,
the man who takes fingerprints is here
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Okay
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What? Taking fingerprints
when it's all burnt
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A matter of procedure only
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Morning, Mr Chou
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Sir, I won't handle the hair
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I'm sure it was that cat's
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That cat's wrought so much havoc
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But I can do nothing about it
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Animals punish sinning animals
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One can't live with incessant barks
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And still enjoy it. What a crank he is!
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Chen lives alone in such a big house
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Because no one cares to work for him
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So it's you, Wisely
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Never imagined that?
I only want to see these dogs
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This is my friend Inspector Wang
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This is Mr Chen
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Please come in
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Chen, tell your baby
not to be so passionate
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Remember you were scared by my dogs
last time?
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Chen, I want to borrow a dog from you
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The fiercest and most belligerent one
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What for? To get even
with a neighbor's dog?
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No, a cat
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Cat? You must be joking
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Heard the morning news?
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I suspect it was linked with that cat
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Under these circumstances,
we must assign Lao Pu
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Which Lao Pu?
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Look, he's taking a rest
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This is Lao Pu
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He's the most beautiful yet
bravest dog in the world
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No dogs are his match
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I think he's eligible
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But how can I take him out
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if he's not in the mood?
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There are not more than 10 dogs
of this pedigree in this world
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He has a unique personality...
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and hates beck and call
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He keeps calm when facing a strong rival
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He's a real fighter
and looks every inch like one
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He's a dog with a difference
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Say something nice to him
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Lao Pu, you really are a good dog
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I've never seen anyone
as capable as you are
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Now, take him away
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I'm leaving
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Bye-bye
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Thank you
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Mr Wang
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Got a lead on the bank robbers
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Let me go and see
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I've had joy rides with girls
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But never with a dog!
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Now that dog has been following me
like a close friend
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I feel the same way too
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Could I have changed?
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Help me!
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Stay back!
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Help me!
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Help me!
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Stay back!
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Help me!
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I've lost my best friend Wang Chieh-mei
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It takes 3 days to mutate the human body
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So we must make use of the human body...
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before the mutation is complete
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Sure
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Now go and get the weapons
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Get going
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Mr Wang, can I help you?
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What's so urgent over the phone?
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Some of your folks got killed?
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It won't happen at my home
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What do you mean, Mr Wang?
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I'm joking too
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What is this all about?
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Guns
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Can't you get them
from the arsenal yourself?
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We must keep this a secret
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So the police are perpetrating
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They take the law into their own hands
even before 1997
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I would've arrested all of you
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If your brother hadn't been my man
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Show me
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This is Milan 357 calibre,
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the deadliest Colt
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Fatal Inspector uses it too
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It has too few bullets
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Fast loading makes it as effective
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AKM is the most advanced portable
light machine gun of the Communists
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All the Terrorists use it
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It has too few bullets and is heavy
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USMG, an Israeli official weapon
fires 1,200 shots per minute
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MP5K, H&K, West German
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It fires 850 shots per minute
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I also need guns with loose bullets
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The ordinary Remington has 5 shots only
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Your looks show it's not enough
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This is Demonstrator
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The 1st Roulette Loose Bullets gun
with a round of 12 shots
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Thank you
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What for?
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Business is business.
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Police or thugs pay alike
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Collect it from hell!
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Mr Wang, that's not a funny joke
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I'm not joking
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I mean to finish off your mom too
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You're not human, you're not human
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00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:58,480
I'm not human
282
00:39:00,650 --> 00:39:01,850
I'm not human
283
00:39:51,970 --> 00:39:53,650
Bye-bye
284
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:04,440
Wisely, hungry?
285
00:41:04,730 --> 00:41:05,810
Shall we order snacks?
286
00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:26,160
Follow me
287
00:41:33,240 --> 00:41:34,160
Quiet!
288
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:24,970
After him!
289
00:48:42,970 --> 00:48:45,120
You've made a mess of my Lao Pu
290
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:03,770
Luckily Lao Pu is still alive
291
00:49:03,850 --> 00:49:06,440
Or Chen, a pet lover,
292
00:49:06,610 --> 00:49:07,810
would've forfeited my life for him
293
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:13,730
Professor Yu, how's Lao Pu?
294
00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:15,080
How's Lao Pu?
295
00:49:15,650 --> 00:49:18,730
He's going to live. Don't worry
296
00:49:20,010 --> 00:49:21,160
I'm now at ease
297
00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:24,360
He's so strong,
he's going to survive any men
298
00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:27,120
-He'll be OK in a week or two
-Thank you. Professor Yu
299
00:49:27,320 --> 00:49:31,010
Thanks for saving his life
300
00:49:31,610 --> 00:49:32,690
Thank you.
301
00:49:37,730 --> 00:49:38,970
Lao Pu
302
00:49:39,730 --> 00:49:41,610
Lao Pu. Good boy
303
00:49:41,770 --> 00:49:45,010
Lao Pu, let's go home
304
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:47,320
Good boy
305
00:49:49,770 --> 00:49:50,480
Lao Pu
306
00:49:51,930 --> 00:49:52,810
Lao Pu
307
00:49:54,240 --> 00:49:57,280
Let's go home. Be nice
308
00:49:59,080 --> 00:49:59,890
Professor
309
00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:03,010
Professor Yu,
310
00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:04,280
how's the lab report on that cat's tail?
311
00:50:04,930 --> 00:50:06,280
Wisely, what are you up to?
312
00:50:06,730 --> 00:50:08,400
This is a university lab
313
00:50:08,690 --> 00:50:10,440
Why make fun of me with a dead cat's tail?
314
00:50:10,890 --> 00:50:11,480
Dead cat's tail?
315
00:50:11,570 --> 00:50:14,360
Yes, bone analysis shows it died
scores of years ago
316
00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:40,280
After the carving,
we can wipe out the enemy?
317
00:50:41,610 --> 00:50:45,120
If we piece together the two octagon
318
00:50:46,530 --> 00:50:48,010
That'll sure kill the enemy
319
00:50:52,850 --> 00:50:55,080
Don't worry, I'll take you back
320
00:50:57,650 --> 00:50:58,610
General
321
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:08,970
Errol, he's injured
322
00:51:11,810 --> 00:51:13,810
How come that cat's tail is missing?
323
00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:40,970
Why did you get to Wisely?
324
00:51:41,570 --> 00:51:44,040
Our duty as knights
is to protect our master
325
00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:47,280
Now you've lost part of your body
326
00:51:47,650 --> 00:51:49,400
How can we take you to leave Earth?
327
00:51:56,970 --> 00:51:58,810
Errol, don't blame him
328
00:51:59,770 --> 00:52:01,570
He is also a brave knight
329
00:52:02,690 --> 00:52:04,810
He got that compass himself
330
00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:21,040
What happened last night is incredible!
331
00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:25,010
The tail of that cat I chased
stuck by my car's trunk
332
00:52:25,770 --> 00:52:27,810
And he ran away after biting his tail off
333
00:52:29,890 --> 00:52:30,890
After analysis,
334
00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:33,120
it belonged to a cat
who died over scores of years ago
335
00:52:36,010 --> 00:52:37,040
But I saw it...
336
00:52:38,010 --> 00:52:39,650
fully alive
337
00:52:41,240 --> 00:52:42,730
How could it be a dead cat?
338
00:52:48,360 --> 00:52:49,440
Want to have a look?
339
00:52:50,570 --> 00:52:52,970
So ugly, it's better to bury it quickly
340
00:52:58,730 --> 00:53:01,010
You're evil
341
00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:03,610
You scared me!
342
00:53:08,530 --> 00:53:10,530
Could that cat be coming back
to find his tail?
343
00:53:13,890 --> 00:53:14,850
Impossible!
344
00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:21,080
Don't make me nervous
345
00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:37,280
Pai So, don't move, let me cope with him
346
00:53:56,570 --> 00:53:58,240
Wisely, don't!
347
00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:13,770
Please don't worry. We mean well
348
00:54:16,890 --> 00:54:17,690
Who are you?
349
00:54:17,770 --> 00:54:20,810
We... we're not earthmen
350
00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:22,610
We come from outer space
351
00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:29,810
We fled to Earth...
352
00:54:30,240 --> 00:54:32,400
only because
353
00:54:33,120 --> 00:54:35,280
Our star was occupied by evil influence
354
00:54:35,770 --> 00:54:37,690
When the old man was telling the story
355
00:54:38,480 --> 00:54:40,730
Space killers were closing on us
356
00:55:24,040 --> 00:55:25,120
I owe you no grudge.
357
00:55:25,570 --> 00:55:26,690
Why did you try to kill me at Tang House?
358
00:55:26,850 --> 00:55:28,200
We didn't mean to
359
00:55:29,010 --> 00:55:31,120
That night you slipped into Tang House
360
00:55:31,480 --> 00:55:33,010
We didn't mean to knock you unconscious
361
00:55:33,570 --> 00:55:35,120
It was we who saved you
362
00:55:35,570 --> 00:55:37,650
What about the cat intestines
Li Tung found at your home?
363
00:55:39,360 --> 00:55:41,530
To prolong that cat's life
364
00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:46,650
I kept researching the cat bowels
365
00:55:50,120 --> 00:55:50,930
Wisely,
366
00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:53,080
now we're all in danger
367
00:55:53,240 --> 00:55:55,970
Our bodies must get out of Earth quickly
368
00:55:56,770 --> 00:55:59,440
We must graft this cat's tail first
369
00:56:00,770 --> 00:56:02,440
How can you do it?
370
00:56:03,610 --> 00:56:05,160
He can do it
371
00:57:03,730 --> 00:57:04,530
It's okay
372
00:58:33,770 --> 00:58:36,650
Wisely, the killers from outer space
are here!
373
00:58:38,970 --> 00:58:40,650
Don't worry, Pai So, follow us
374
00:59:04,650 --> 00:59:07,080
Light the fire quickly!
375
00:59:50,040 --> 00:59:51,610
Wang Chieh-mei? Chieh-mei
376
01:00:56,400 --> 01:00:57,440
Quiet!
377
01:01:17,440 --> 01:01:18,850
Is he human?
378
01:01:18,970 --> 01:01:20,530
He's no longer your friend
379
01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:25,970
Keep away!
380
01:01:26,120 --> 01:01:27,010
Run!
381
01:03:40,040 --> 01:03:40,400
Give it to me
382
01:03:40,530 --> 01:03:41,200
Don't!
383
01:03:48,320 --> 01:03:49,570
-Errol!
-Don't!
384
01:04:05,970 --> 01:04:06,690
Errol!
385
01:04:06,890 --> 01:04:07,970
-Don't!
-Errol!
386
01:04:13,010 --> 01:04:14,320
Errol
387
01:04:19,400 --> 01:04:20,280
Run!
388
01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:21,320
Run!
389
01:04:26,080 --> 01:04:27,280
Come, hurry up
390
01:05:10,970 --> 01:05:12,440
Why are you bringing us here?
391
01:05:17,320 --> 01:05:19,690
Now Errol's dead. Nobody to guide us
392
01:05:20,650 --> 01:05:23,120
I must get back to my own star
393
01:05:38,200 --> 01:05:39,320
Let's go up to have a look
394
01:06:40,240 --> 01:06:41,570
What on earth is she looking for?
395
01:06:42,890 --> 01:06:45,770
I've found it! Look!
396
01:06:55,440 --> 01:06:56,010
What's this?
397
01:06:56,440 --> 01:06:59,200
It is our star. You take a look too
398
01:06:59,770 --> 01:07:00,730
Come over and see
399
01:07:09,480 --> 01:07:10,890
How are you going to go back now?
400
01:07:13,930 --> 01:07:15,360
Is this your spaceship?
401
01:07:16,970 --> 01:07:18,120
What?
402
01:07:18,690 --> 01:07:22,320
Spaceship, it's an earthman's term.
Primitive
403
01:07:23,200 --> 01:07:25,010
Your star emits very strange lights!
404
01:07:33,690 --> 01:07:35,240
I've got in contact with them
405
01:07:51,240 --> 01:07:53,970
The octagon has picked up signals
from space
406
01:07:54,320 --> 01:07:56,040
Stellar radioactivity...
407
01:07:56,570 --> 01:07:59,240
will melt us into the galaxy
408
01:07:59,610 --> 01:08:01,480
To decompose our bodies
409
01:08:01,770 --> 01:08:04,440
And we'd be homing on the radio pulses
410
01:08:25,650 --> 01:08:26,610
That's tremendous!
411
01:08:28,200 --> 01:08:29,810
The general's body has been radiated
412
01:08:30,240 --> 01:08:32,930
He's now the strongest knight
in the universe
413
01:08:41,610 --> 01:08:44,200
Does it mean that
if our bodies were decomposed
414
01:08:44,770 --> 01:08:46,320
We could likewise go to your star?
415
01:08:52,040 --> 01:08:53,970
Splendid. Let's go up on a pleasure tour
416
01:09:00,080 --> 01:09:01,970
You're already going back. Leave quickly
417
01:09:02,080 --> 01:09:03,770
If the enemy should keep up,
it'd be too late
418
01:09:04,570 --> 01:09:06,200
Fare well
419
01:09:08,530 --> 01:09:11,530
We can't leave till the enemy is wiped out
420
01:09:11,730 --> 01:09:13,480
We now have the conquering weapon
421
01:09:13,690 --> 01:09:14,730
What weapon?
422
01:09:14,850 --> 01:09:15,770
The cat's body
423
01:09:15,890 --> 01:09:17,080
The cat's body as the weapon?
424
01:09:20,770 --> 01:09:22,240
The octagon, when meshed with cat's hair,
425
01:09:22,360 --> 01:09:23,690
can decimate cells
426
01:09:24,650 --> 01:09:25,650
Why didn't that cat kill the enemy...
427
01:09:25,730 --> 01:09:27,010
when you were at my home?
428
01:09:29,570 --> 01:09:31,930
The octagon didn't receive the stellar signal
429
01:09:33,240 --> 01:09:34,690
Now the time is ripe
430
01:09:35,530 --> 01:09:36,810
You know where the enemy is?
431
01:09:37,400 --> 01:09:39,120
We have hunches of his existence
432
01:09:40,440 --> 01:09:41,240
We can leave now
433
01:09:41,690 --> 01:09:42,400
Wait
434
01:09:48,690 --> 01:09:49,770
Let's go with you
435
01:09:51,320 --> 01:09:52,970
Pai So, report to the police now
436
01:11:52,440 --> 01:11:54,040
Leave through the back!
437
01:12:16,650 --> 01:12:17,570
Use it on the enemy
438
01:12:17,890 --> 01:12:20,160
Not now, not till the octagon radiates
439
01:13:30,320 --> 01:13:31,890
Let's leave quick!
440
01:13:39,360 --> 01:13:40,280
General
441
01:14:10,040 --> 01:14:10,690
Hey!
442
01:14:12,280 --> 01:14:13,280
Be careful!
443
01:14:22,160 --> 01:14:22,850
Wisely
444
01:14:23,530 --> 01:14:24,320
Catch
445
01:14:42,440 --> 01:14:43,530
Give me your hand
446
01:14:57,160 --> 01:14:57,890
Keep away!
447
01:15:56,930 --> 01:15:58,080
Don't go up!
448
01:16:21,890 --> 01:16:22,850
Come quickly!
449
01:17:15,530 --> 01:17:17,050
Give it to him!
450
01:19:16,160 --> 01:19:17,480
How are you going back now?
451
01:19:18,850 --> 01:19:20,690
Through this glittering substance
452
01:19:20,770 --> 01:19:22,160
General can take us back
453
01:19:23,610 --> 01:19:24,480
General
454
01:19:33,560 --> 01:19:35,320
Wisely, thank you
455
01:19:35,960 --> 01:19:36,880
We must leave
456
01:19:52,210 --> 01:19:53,290
Take care
457
01:20:42,160 --> 01:20:43,010
Wisely
458
01:20:46,370 --> 01:20:47,010
Are you all right?
459
01:20:47,130 --> 01:20:47,690
Yes
460
01:20:48,850 --> 01:20:51,010
Wisely, please return to the police
to close the case as a matter of routine
461
01:20:51,130 --> 01:20:51,800
Okay
462
01:20:56,560 --> 01:20:57,770
What about them?
463
01:21:06,530 --> 01:21:08,770
Wisely, I'm a reporter from Western Daily
464
01:21:08,850 --> 01:21:10,960
I hear that you had a strange encounter.
Give me some data
465
01:21:11,770 --> 01:21:12,850
Sorry, I'm very tired
466
01:21:13,130 --> 01:21:14,320
No interview, please
467
01:21:16,160 --> 01:21:18,850
That's not right, Wisely
468
01:21:20,370 --> 01:21:23,450
Or you may read it in my next novel
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