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Okay, Mr. Ramsey. I'll see you at 3:00
for your teeth cleaning. Uh-huh.
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Oh, and remember,
floss is a man's best friend!
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Dr. Fisher insists I say that.
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N-Well, no. I didn't mean
to insult your dog.
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See ya at 3:00. Bye!
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Brock, what are you doin' here?
What if Eugene sees you?
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I don't care. Thanks to him, I got
another citation from the building manager.
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This one's for a fire code violation...
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for having too many patients
in my waiting room.
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I don't want to hear about it.
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When my ex-husband and my boss are fightin',
there's no one to cheer for.
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I just stay clear and hope
the game is called because of stupidity.
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Fine. Give this to Eugene.
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They dropped his dental supplies
by my office.
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- Oh! I thought I smelled a rat.
- So you have rats, huh?
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Somebody should call the manager.
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" Hello, manager? I'm a big girl.''
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Guys, you're makin' my life miserable.
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Don't you think you could just
knock this whole thing off?
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Hope you're talking about his head
'cause I'd like to knock it off.
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- He threatened me!
You heard him. Call the police.
- Brock,just go.
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Fine. But you are not getting me
kicked out of this building.
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- You're goin' in the log!
- Ooh! I'm goin' in the log!
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Make a note of his latest offense.
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I want him out on the street,
practicing dentistry under a bridge.
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- What did he ever do to you?
- It's personal.
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I can't stand the thought of sharing the
building with that wannabe George Hamilton.
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Okay. Fine.
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If you guys wanna hate each other,
that's your business.
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But why do I have to be a part of it?
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Reba, I'm not a confrontational man...
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but I have to say this
clearly and concisely.
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Help me get Brock out of the building
or look for another job!
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- Oh!
- [ Door Slams ]
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- Eugene, I wouldn't open that if I were you!
- [ Muffled Explosion ]
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Never mind. I'll get the log.
[ Laughs ]
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[ Reba ]Ha, hey.!
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?? [ Singing ]
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?? [ Continues ]
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?? [ Ends ]
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[ Sighs ]
I'm warnin' you right now.
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I had a bad day at work so back off.
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You need this more than I do.
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Oh, thank you, honey.
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- You are such a kiss-up.
- I am not!
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Hey, cut it out.
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I get enough of that at work.
You two are as bad as a couple of dentists.
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Kyra, why do you have
to cause trouble?
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Ever since the cutbacks
in after-school programs, I've been bored.
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Write your congressman.
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- Hey, Mom!
- Don't you start with me too.
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Ooh, I sure had that one comin'.
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Sorry. Bad day at the office.
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Well, in that case,you should dowhat Cheyenne does when she's upset:
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Go to the mall and buy yourself
somethin' pretty.
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No, go ahead. Pick a couple.
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Van, did you cash your paycheck
all in ones again?
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Yes, only this time
there's a whole lot more.
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It's from tree-trimming I've been doing
with Oscar after work.
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He's paying me in cash.
No taxes- Everybody wins.
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- Yes. It is called " off the books.''
- Mm-hmm.
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It's called " cheating the government.''
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No, it's called off the books.
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The government actually saves money...
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because they don't have to deal
with all those extra books.
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Well, it's wrong.
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So you either pay your taxes
or quit your job.
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Wait, Mrs. H.
Mrs. H, hold on now.
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Would, uh, 20 bucks
make this go away?
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Twenty bucks?
[ Laughs ]
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No.
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Well, I can't claim the money.
Oscar would get in trouble.
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Well, you can't quit your job
because that would upset me.
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Then I'd have to go to the mall,
but I couldn't 'cause we wouldn't have any money.
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Cheyenne, calm down. I am not quitting
my job. I'm just gonna lie to your mom.
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Oh, thank God.
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- We'll just have to act poor and not let on.
- Okay.
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[ Shouting ] Cheyenne,
I'm gonna be out quitting my job.
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[ Chuckles ]
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[ Knocking ]
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- Hey, Reba. You wanted to see me?
- Yes.
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- Brock, you need to put an end
to this thing with Eugene.
- Me?
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Why me? I'm winnin'.
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Because if it keeps going, I'm gonna have
to help him or I'll lose my job.
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That snake- Using you to fight
his dirty little war.
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Join me, Reba, and together
we can ruin him.
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What happened between you two?
You used to be friends.
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I don't know. I woke up one day,
and he hated me.
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So you're sayin'
he finally got to know ya.
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Maybe it's a misunderstanding, and you just
need to sit down and talk about it.
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It's too late for that, Reba.
This has gone too far.
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Brock, I love my job.
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The only bad thing about it
is you two morons.
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Fine. I'll sit down if he will.
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- Good.
- But he won't, because he lives for this stuff.
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What, you think he has
a personal life? No.
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This feud is his
most significant human contact.
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Must be hard always being right.
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Eugene!
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[ Hisses ]
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I'm surprised you got him
to come over, Reba.
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I thought he'd be at the salon
working on that fake-and-bake tan.
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This is natural.
I play golf...
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you pasty-faced nancy-boy.
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Look, you're both right...
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but right now we're here
to work things out.
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So have a seat. Sit down.
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I'll sit when he sits.
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- No, you sit.
- No, you sit.
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- You sit first.
- No, you-
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Sit down!
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Who wants to go first?
Who wants to be the bigger man?
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Okay, fine.
But you started all this.
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Everything I've done has been
in retaliation for something.
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You deserve everything I've done to you
and more. You ruined my life.
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How? How have I ruined your life?
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Oh, are you forgetting
about a certain woman...
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and what you did to her
about two years ago?
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Oh, my gosh.
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This is about me?
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Eugene, I didn't know
you were so protective.
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Not you, you egomaniac!
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Barbra Jean!
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He stole her from me!
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[ Together]
What?
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The only woman that ever
meant anything to me-
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Wait a second.
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You two have put me through all this stuff
just because of Barbra Jean?
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[ Muffled Screaming ]
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I'm okay.
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Give me a break.
You never dated Barbra Jean.
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Three times-
state fair, state fair, bowling.
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Did you take her to the state fair
or was she working there?
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You're a-You're a lying little weasel...
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with a- with a sick little mind.
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Oh! Oh! Touched a nerve, did I?
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What are you worried about, Brock?
That she still wants me?
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Pal, you just crossed the line!
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Get away from me right now!
[ Grunts ]
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- [ Screams ]
- [ Thuds ]
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- Are you okay, pal?
- Ow.
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Oh, my back.
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I'm going to sue you, Brock...
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for everything you have!
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You'll be sorry you took my lady.
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I think we're makin' progress.
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- Morning, Reba.
- Morning, Eugene.
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Whoa. Have you gotten taller,
or is it that neck brace?
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I need you to book an appointment
for Mrs. Haggerty...
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order some more X-ray film...
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and when you testify in tomorrow's hearing,
agree with everything I say.
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Eugene, you can't ask me
to do something like that.
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I'm not asking you to do it for me.
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I'm asking you to do it
because you hate Brock more than I do.
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- I don't hate Brock.
- Really?
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You have no problem with
the man who abandoned you...
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and made you a laughingstock
in front of the entire dental community?
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Yeah, that's a crowd I'll miss.
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Regardless, all I have to do tomorrow
is tell the truth.
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I understand that you're not gonna lie on
the stand and you're honest and all that crap.
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But which truth are you
going to tell tomorrow?
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Eugene, it's very simple.
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You took a swing at Brock,
he ducked, and you fell.
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Yes, that happened,
but is that all that happened?
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Well, you wept.
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Tears of joy, because I finally had him
where I wanted him.
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But you took the first swing.
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Reba, look at me.
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Would I take a swing at that man
unless he was on the attack?
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Well, we don't know for sure
that he was gonna attack.
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Exactly! We don't know.
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Only Brock knows what's in his heart-
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his cold, adulterous heart.
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Can you get me some coffee?
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Hey, look at this.
I have it all figured out.
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If we take the extra money
I've been making...
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and invest it in a no-risk
real estate scheme...
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that money will rocket us
to vast wealth.
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I saw this guy talk about it on TV.
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He was in Hawaii sitting by a pool.
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But, Van, what if we get caught?
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I mean, this is illegal.
We could go to jail.
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Look at me, Van. I wouldn't last
three days in the can.
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We're not gonna get caught. Have you
ever heard of anyone getting caught?
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You know, maybe you just need
a little green love. Okay?
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-Just leave me out of it.
- ?? [ Hums ]
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For once, Van,
I think you got a good point.
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Are you mocking me in some way
I don't understand?
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No, I agree that there's no way
the government will catch you...
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unless they catch Oscar
and they cut him a deal to rat you out.
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[ Scoffs ]
Oscar won't rat me out.
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Yeah, you're right. I'm sure
he'd go to prison just to save your hide.
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'Cause you guys are, like,
best friends, right?
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Well, I wouldn't say best friends.
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I mean, the other day I was talkin' to him
and forgot his name.
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Well, I bet he won't forget your name...
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'cause that's the first thing he's gonna say
when they haul him in.
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Oh, man, Oscar's a wuss.
He's gonna roll over like he's French!
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[ Man ] All right. Everybody take a seat.We need to begin.
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Now, both parties have consented
to hold these hearings without counsel...
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and to abide by the rulingfrom the bench as binding.
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Furthermore-
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And isn't it true
that at that point, Dr. Hart...
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that large, intimidating,
apelike man seated over there...
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moved toward me
in a threatening manner?
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Well, he moved toward you.
That part's true.
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But I don't know if it was
in a threatening manner.
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Ms. Hart...
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how much do you think I weigh?
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Sixty pounds.
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A hundred and 1 3.
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- And Dr. Hart is probably closer to 280.
- Objection!
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I move that comment be stricken
from the record.
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This is not a formal court of law.
All you have to say is " Excuse me.''
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- Dr. Fisher, get to the point.
- Yes, Your Honor.
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Did that much larger man
make the first move?
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- Well, it's kind of hard to say-
- Yes or no?
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- Yes, he did.
- Then my injuries are his fault.
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- I have no more questions.
- [ Murmuring ]
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Do you hear that, Brock?
That's a hubbub.
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That is not a good sound
in a courtroom.
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I don't have any choice.
I've gotta take her down.
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Your Honor...
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- I don't believe this witness's
testimony can be trusted.
- Hey!
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Ms. Hart, do you know what it means
to be a hostile witness?
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Bite me.
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Do you remember that a few moments ago
you swore to tell the truth?
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I appreciate the lecture in honesty,
Brock...
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but I always tell the truth.
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Reba-
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[ Stomps Feet ]
why do you think we got divorced?
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[ Laughs ] I'm sure if you keep talkin'
the court will understand.
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- It's because I had an affair, right?
- As crazy as it sounds.
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Mm-hmm. But wasn't our marriage
in trouble long before that affair?
234
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Well, if it was, it was because
you stopped communicating.
235
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Maybe I stopped communicating because you
weren't interested in what I was goin' through.
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Oh, that's all you wanted to talk about,
you big baby-what you were goin' through.
237
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I was goin' through a bunch of stuff too.
238
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Yeah, but to get you to open up about it
was impossible. No, you just wanted to sulk.
239
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Well, it's kind of hard to open up
when you know nobody's listenin' to ya.
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- Hey, I'm a very good listener.
- Ha-ha! That's a good one!
241
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Chewing ice and staring at someone when
they're trying to speak to you is not listening!
242
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So you stop talking,
and it's all my fault.
243
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Boy, you'll find a way to blame me
for anything, won't ya?
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- You're darn right I will.
- [ Murmuring ]
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Hmm.
246
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So...
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Mrs. Hart...
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did you allow your personal feelings
to influence your testimony?
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Did you lie under oaththereby committing perjury?
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Oh, no. No, no, Your Honor.
That's not what I was trying to prove.
251
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Doesn't matter what you were
trying to prove, Mr. Hart.
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Did you commit perjury?
253
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Well, I didn't mean to.
254
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- Wait, wait. No! I don't want
to get her into any trouble!
- Dr. Hart, please. I've-
255
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See, look, all that she's done
this entire time is...
256
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try and get Eugene and me
to stop acting like a couple of idiots.
257
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Reba, I'm sorry I dragged you
into this whole thing.
258
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Mmm. That's a beautiful speech.
259
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Beautiful.
260
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Of course, you realize, if she didn't lie,
you're guilty.
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[ Gasps ]
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Well, go easy on her.
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Wha-
264
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Oh, wait, wait, wait. All right.
265
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I'm guilty. I wanted to hit him.
266
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Ha! He admits it! Victory is mine!
267
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Yes! Yes! Yes!
268
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Your Honor, I am willing
to forget everything...
269
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even the terrible pain
that I have to live with every day...
270
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and let it go...
271
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if he'll move out of the building.
272
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- [ Gasps ]
- BarbieJ....
273
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now do you see
that I'm the better man?
274
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- What happened to you?
- I won.
275
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No, the man that took me to the fair
wouldn't do this.
276
00:16:35,217 --> 00:16:37,913
Where's the man that won me
the stuffed Pink Panther?
277
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The man who bought me
two chili dogs and cotton candy?
278
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The man who held my hair back
after the Tilt-A-Whirl?
279
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Kind of puts Romeo and Juliet
to shame, doesn't it?
280
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I love Brock now...
281
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and only Brock.
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Damn this spell I put men under!
283
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[ Eugene ]Your Honor...
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I'm dropping all the charges.
285
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You may release the ape!
286
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Van, there's a man on the phone for you.
287
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He says his name is Ira.
288
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I don't know anybody named Ira.
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Ira S.
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[ Whispering ]
The I.R.S.?
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Oh, my God. They know!
292
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They know. What am I gonna do?
What am I gonna do?
293
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Van, calm down. Do you want me
to talk to them?
294
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Would you?
295
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You are an angel in black.
296
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Hello?
297
00:17:59,735 --> 00:18:02,704
I'm sorry. Van's not in right now.
He's volunteering at the soup kitchen.
298
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You-You say
he owes back taxes?
299
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Well, maybe it's a mistake.
300
00:18:09,578 --> 00:18:13,674
Uh-huh. Well, I can assure you
he doesn't want to go to jail.
301
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Tell them I'll pay.
They can have it all.
302
00:18:16,985 --> 00:18:20,148
Wait. What if I were to bring you
the $7 0 he owes?
303
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- Would that help?
- Yeah! Yeah.
304
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Plus a $30 fine. Well, good.
I'll see you tomorrow.
305
00:18:26,795 --> 00:18:28,729
No, thank you.
306
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- Did they buy it?
- Yes, Van.
307
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[ Laughing ]
308
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Oh, Kyra. You are my hero!
You saved me.
309
00:18:39,641 --> 00:18:43,475
All right. Here's the money.
I- I'd give you a tip if I had any left, but-
310
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Well, we'll just say
you owe me 1 0.
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I guess we all learned
that honesty is the best policy.
312
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Oh, I sure did!
313
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[ Giggles ]
314
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And here's your cut.
315
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That part about Ira was brilliant.
316
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You said 20.
317
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Come on,Jake.
You gotta pay your taxes.
318
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Hey, Reba. You called?
319
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Yeah. I wanted to talk to Brock.
320
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Did you want to tell him how wonderful
and noble he was in court today?
321
00:19:24,653 --> 00:19:28,487
- Oh, honey. Stop.
- Yeah, honey. Stop.
322
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That was a nice thing you did.
323
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But I was a little ashamed
of myself how I snapped like that.
324
00:19:35,263 --> 00:19:37,857
See, despite the fact
that you despise Brock...
325
00:19:37,933 --> 00:19:42,165
he rose above that...
"despisiveness.''
326
00:19:42,237 --> 00:19:46,606
Barbra Jean, honey, could you
do me a favor and wait in the car?
327
00:19:46,675 --> 00:19:50,668
Excuse me, but I believe
this is Reba's house.
328
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- I'll wait in the car.
- Thanks, honey.
329
00:19:57,052 --> 00:19:59,043
Don't play with the radio.
330
00:20:01,223 --> 00:20:05,319
Listen, Reba. It's okay
if you still despise me. I can handle it.
331
00:20:05,394 --> 00:20:10,058
I can't. I've been tellin' you and Eugene
to let bygones be bygones, and...
332
00:20:10,132 --> 00:20:14,796
here I am holding on to a grudge
like Van with a ham sandwich.
333
00:20:14,870 --> 00:20:17,703
- That bad, huh?
- Yeah.
334
00:20:17,773 --> 00:20:22,142
But after what happened today, I've decided
to let go of some of my anger toward you.
335
00:20:22,210 --> 00:20:24,701
Are you gonna hit me?
336
00:20:25,947 --> 00:20:28,507
That'd probably do it.
337
00:20:28,583 --> 00:20:30,881
But I need to take
a more long-term approach.
338
00:20:30,952 --> 00:20:33,477
Well, that's very healthy.
Listen, if you need a therapist...
339
00:20:33,555 --> 00:20:35,489
I know a guy
that just got his license back.
340
00:20:35,557 --> 00:20:37,718
I'm good.
341
00:20:37,793 --> 00:20:41,126
But as a first step,
I've got a confession to make.
342
00:20:41,196 --> 00:20:45,462
You remember when you moved out,
I told you I couldn't remember
where your favorite putter was?
343
00:20:45,534 --> 00:20:47,866
- Uh-huh.
- [ Chuckling ]
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Well, here.
345
00:20:51,540 --> 00:20:53,735
- Well.
- [ Chuckles ]
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You know, since we're bein' honest,
well, I realized today...
347
00:20:58,747 --> 00:21:02,080
- that I still have a little anger toward you too.
- What?
348
00:21:02,150 --> 00:21:04,141
- Yeah.
- What do you have to be angry about?
349
00:21:04,219 --> 00:21:08,087
You're the one that started this stupid thing!
How could you be so selfish?
350
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This might take a while.
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Acme.![ Coughing ]
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