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?? [ Humming ]
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Freeze!
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- What? Me?
- No, the fridge is broken. I'm talking to the peas.
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Do you realize what time it is?
Where have you been?
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I'm sorry, Mom. I know I should have called,
but I lost track of the time.
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I promise I won't do it again, and I won't
watch TV for the rest of the night.
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Okay. I appreciate that.
Where have you been?
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Why do you have to know where I was?
I'm home, and I'm safe.
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You're home. You're not safe.
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Look, I know you twisted your knee,
and that's slowing you down a little bit...
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but you're an hour late!
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If you don't start talking to me,
I'm gonna have to ground you.
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- Fine. Then ground me.
- I don't want to.
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- Then don't.
- I won't, if you talk.
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- I'm not.
- Then you're grounded.
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- Fine!
- Fine!
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- Fine!
- Fine!
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You should've told me you were atJenny's.
I'd have believed you.
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- I was atJenny's.
- Fibber! I called Jenny's!
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- What's with the teenager?
- Oh, man. I don't know.
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For the last couple of weeks,
she's been so secretive...
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like she's trying to hide something.
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Yeah, with a 1 3-year-old girl,
it could be anything.
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Problem at school,
hair emergency, stock market.
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Hey, hey! You know who might know something?
That new boyfriend of hers.
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Boyfriend?
[ Chuckling ]
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Kyra's got a boyfriend?
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Now that I hear it out loud,
I wasn't supposed to say anything.
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[ Reba ]Ha, hey.!
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?? [ Singing ]
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?? [ Ends ]
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- We won, Mom!
- That's great,Jakey! Your first win!
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Yeah!
[ Laughing ]
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Ah, how bad was the other team?
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They didn't show up.
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What?
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Well, I got something to tell you,
but I don't want you to freak out.
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The last time one of us said that,
you ended up with the house.
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- Kyra has a boyfriend.
- Oh, God! Here we go again!
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Stop overreacting.
It's not that big a deal.
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- Really? Well, when'd this all start?
- I don't know.
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- What's his name?
- I don't know.
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- Where'd they meet?
- Well, I don't know.
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Gee, now I feel silly for overreacting.
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It's probably just a crush.
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Van said that he's a kid that she has
lunch with and studies with sometimes.
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And occasionally they sneak smokes
down in his camper.
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[ Laughing ]
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- Oh, that's funny.
- Yeah, I know.
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- Hey, you know who you should tell that joke to?
- Who?
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Our 1 8-year-old and her baby.
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Relax. She's not going anywhere
with this kid...
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until I meet him and his parents.
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Who knows? We might like him.
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What?
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You're the good one. Remember that.
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Okay. Can I go over
to my friend's house to study math?
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No. Grounded means you stay here.
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Hey, you know, Reba, maybe studying
could be the exception.
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I'd be more than happy to drive her
over to her friend's house.
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Oh! No, I grounded her.
I'm gonna drive her over.
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- But I want to.
- I want to first.
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- But I'm headed that way.
- You don't even know which way it is.
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It doesn't matter. Which way is it, Ky-
She's makin' a break for it!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on there.
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- You know about Dylan, don't you?
- Yeah.
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I'll tell you what else I know. This kid
better have a job and no prison record.
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And I'm gonna need a urine sample.
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Yup.
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Okay, Dad.
Mom, I want you to take me.
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Uh-
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I knew if I let you talk,
she'd choose me.
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Remember! You're the good one!
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Okay, Mom.
Thanks for the ride. Bye.
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- Wait a minute. I'm coming in too.
- What?
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No. No, you're not.
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Kyra, I can't just drop you off
without meeting Dylan's parents.
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- What are you so worried about?
- I don't know the first thing about these people.
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I mean, they could be drunks or convicts
or telemarketers for all I know.
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Do you enjoy humiliating me?
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It'll be a lot worse if I don't meet 'em,
and they catch me goin' through their trash.
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- Mom!
- Kyra, either I go in or nobody does.
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- Fine. Then nobody does.
- Fine!
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- Fine.
- Fine.
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- [ Knocking ]
- [ Both Scream ]
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- [ Chuckling ]
- Hi.
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Sorry. Havin' a little
mother-daughter moment.
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They're not all tender.
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Teenagers. Makes me long for when Dylan was
two and drinking out of the dog's water bowl.
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Yeah, I miss when Kyra's answer
to everything was holding her breath...
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and pulling her dress over her head.
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I love my life.
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Greg Hewitt, Dylan's dad.
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Oh, Reba Hart, Kyra's nightmare.
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Sorry for the look.
I was out back in the garden.
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Ah, no big deal.
I just came over to " meet the parents.''
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- Is your wife around?
- Actually, it's just me here.
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- Wife and I divorced last year.
- Oh, class of 2001 . Me too.
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- Mom, don't you have your brain surgery today?
- [ Mock Laughing ]
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What she means is I should really
be going, and I really should.
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- No, no. Come in for some lemonade.
- Well, okay.
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- I grew the lemons myself.
- Wow, that must have saved you
thousands of dollars.
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Mom, you hate lemonade.
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I don't hate lemonade.
I'm allergic to it.
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Look what I bought Elizabeth!
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[ Both Giggling ]
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They're little baby cross trainers.
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They're shoes...
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but they're little.
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I know!
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Thanks for driving me home. Hope I didn't
rush you by sitting in the car for half an hour.
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I couldn't just leave, Kyra.
The man was showing me his garden.
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Right. 'Cause gardens are so rare
in a backyard.
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- Well, I'd better be going.
- Okay.
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Mom, it's not okay for you
to like Dylan's dad.
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So you like her little friend's father?
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Isn't that just
a tad inappropriate, Reba?
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Yeah, you're a real moral barometer.
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- Good-bye, Barbra Jean.
- I didn't mean to-
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- Good-bye, Barbra Jean.
- Well, you don't have to tell me twice.
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Yeah, apparently it's three times.
Good-bye, Barbra Jean.
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So, you like Dylan's dad?
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I don't " like him'' like him.
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I just approve of him
in a " like him'' fashion.
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I'm not going to " barf' barf.
I'm going to vomit in a " barfing'' fashion.
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Oh, yeah.
Mama's got her groove back.
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I didn't do anything.
I just had lemonade with the man.
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I thought you were allergic
to lemonade.
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I am. I just hope his dog isn't.
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- You know what this means, Mom?
You're safe dating.
- Come again?
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Yeah, y-you're safe dating.
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You know, when you hang out
with someone in an innocent setting...
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and there's no pressure because
it's not really a " date'' date?
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Van and I used to safe date
all the time.
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Not safe enough.
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Look, Cheyenne, you can think
whatever you want.
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But I'm an adult,
and as far as I'm concerned...
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I spent a few interesting hours
with a very interesting man.
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Oh, yeah.
Mama's got her groove back.
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We have the cutest baby on the planet,
all species included.
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Well, except meerkats.
Have you ever seen a baby meerkat?
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You could just eat their little faces.
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You know what it is, Van?
Elizabeth has your eyes.
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No, it's her chin. She has your chin.
She's cute because of you.
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- No, she's cute because of you.
- No, you.
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No, you.
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Thanks for helping me,Jake.
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We now have our very first vegetable garden.
What should we grow?
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Candy!
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Jake, did you plant Skittles?
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- Maybe.
- [ Doorbell Rings ]
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- Whoops. I forgot.
- What?
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To tell you when Dylan and his dad are coming
over so you won't be caught in grimy overalls.
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- What? He's here now?
- Yeah.
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- Why are you playing with your hair?
- I'm not. I just got an itch.
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- Knock it off!
- Ow!
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I can't afford a new couch, and you're
makin' me wanna burn that one.
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Don't tell me we're embarrassing you.
We're married.
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[ Laughing ] Trust me.
Married people don't act like that.
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- [ Doorbell Rings ]
- Who is that?
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It doesn't matter who that is.
Just scoot.
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Hi, Dylan. Hey, Greg.
I wasn't expecting you.
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- Hey. Where's Kyra?
- She's in there. Be careful of the garden.
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- I have a garden.
- I'd love to see it sometime.
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Well, it's only dirt
until the Skittles come up.
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- You're growing your own Skittles?
- Yeah.
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That will save you thousands of dollars.
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Yeah. It was good seeing you again.
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Oh, well, hey. Hang on. You offered me a drink.
Least I could do is return the favor.
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- Okay. Great.
- Okay.
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I've gotta warn you.
Dylan is gonna hate me hanging around here.
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Oh, that's too bad.
Kyra always approves of everything that I do.
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Who's this?
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This? This is Greg.
Greg, this is Van, my son-in-law.
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Dylan's dad. Nice to meet you.
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What's up?
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I'm gonna be outside, but I could
certainly find my way back inside...
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if you know what I mean.
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- I'll call you if I need something.
- Yeah, you do that, Craig.
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- It's Greg.
- Really? Well!
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I got a name too.
It's Butt Kicker.
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We don't use the " Kicker'' part much.
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He got his hygienist pregnant?
How'd that happen?
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He said a slip and fall,
but I didn't buy that either.
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- I'm really glad our kids met.
- Me too.
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We should get 'em together more often.
I'll bet they're free Saturday night.
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- Let's go, Dad.
- Dylan, buddy, what's wrong?
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- Nothing! Can we just go?
- I guess, but are you sure we should-
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[ Voice Breaking ]
I don't want to talk about it!
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- I think we should go.
- Well, okay. Thanks for coming. Bye.
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- Thanks for the coffee, Reba.
- You bet.
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Kyra, is everything all right?
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It's over, okay?
He broke up with me.
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I don't understand.
Everything was going so well.
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Maybe Dylan didn't like the fact
you were so friendly with his dad.
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Maybe he was uncomfortable
being on some kind of sick...
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old people-young people
double date.
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And maybe in the future,
you'll stay out of my business.
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I'm gonna figure out some way
to blame this on your dad!
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Hey, guys. Where's Kyra?
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She's in the tree house, pouting.
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She doesn't wanna talk
to anyone right now.
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I wanna talk to her.
Come on, Van. Give me a boost.
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Oh, maybe I wasn't clear. She would talk
to anyone but you right now.
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I gotta do somethin'.
I feel awful about all this.
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You think you feel bad?
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If I didn't open my big, fat,
stupid mouth about her boyfriend...
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then that little girl wouldn't be out there
with her heart broken.
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Don't anybody ever tell me
anything again!
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I love his passion.
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Poor Kyra. These things seem
like the end of the world at her age.
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Mom, she's 1 3. They would've
broken up in a week anyway.
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Trust me. She's gonna be okay.
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Well, I sure hope so.
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- But you-you're in big trouble.
- Me?
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Yeah. You just lost your safe date.
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And at your age,dating is a big numbers game...
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and the pool of available men
is shrinkin' for you.
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It's not even a pool anymore, Ma.
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It's like a puddle.
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[ Chuckles ]
First off, thank you.
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And second, I'm done with Greg
and his lemonade.
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I've already caused enough trouble.
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- It's okay if you're scared.
- I'm not scared.
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No, it's okay. Think about it. The only guy
you've ever been with walked out on you.
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I'd be terrified if Van did that to me,
and my pool is still huge.
226
00:14:47,321 --> 00:14:50,916
Yeah, and you've got that baby
as man bait.
227
00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:53,653
Look, Mom, Kyra and Dylan are history...
228
00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:56,457
but you are still using them
as an excuse to hide from this guy.
229
00:14:56,530 --> 00:14:59,090
- No, I'm not.
- Yes, you are.
230
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There's nothing you can do about Kyra and Dylan,
but if you still wanna see Greg, you can.
231
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You're just gonna have to risk
getting hurt again.
232
00:15:06,941 --> 00:15:11,435
So to recap:
The puddle is small. Give him a call.
233
00:15:16,984 --> 00:15:20,283
I guess you're surprised
I gave you a call.
234
00:15:20,354 --> 00:15:23,551
Uh, I hate to admit it,
but it's a little awkward for me too.
235
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[ Slurping ]
236
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Ms. Hart,
I have soccer practice in an hour.
237
00:15:30,064 --> 00:15:31,998
I'll make it fast.
238
00:15:32,066 --> 00:15:36,560
Your dad and I are not gonna hang out anymore,
so you and Kyra can get back together.
239
00:15:36,637 --> 00:15:39,128
- Really?
- Yep.
240
00:15:39,206 --> 00:15:41,766
- Oh, hey, Kyra.
- Dylan. Hi.
241
00:15:41,842 --> 00:15:45,141
- Hey, honey.
- Your mom called.
She says it's cool if we get back together.
242
00:15:45,212 --> 00:15:47,840
Back together. You did that?
243
00:15:47,915 --> 00:15:51,043
Yep. And this time,
I'm gonna stay out of the way.
244
00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:54,815
- I'll be in the kitchen if you need me.
- So will I. One sec.
245
00:15:54,889 --> 00:15:57,221
One sec.
246
00:16:00,394 --> 00:16:04,660
- What are you doing?
- I fixed everything.
Dylan wants to go out with you.
247
00:16:04,732 --> 00:16:07,599
- Of course he does. I'm the one who dumped him.
- What?
248
00:16:07,668 --> 00:16:10,159
I don't like him anymore.
He's a huge crybaby.
249
00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:13,297
At first I thought he was sensitive,
but he cries at everything.
250
00:16:13,374 --> 00:16:15,865
He cries at the drop of a hat.
I mean literally.
251
00:16:15,943 --> 00:16:19,845
He dropped his hat
and burst into tears.
252
00:16:19,914 --> 00:16:23,213
But you told me you guys broke up
because of me and Greg.
253
00:16:23,284 --> 00:16:27,778
I lied. I just did that to scare you off so you
wouldn't get involved in my life anymore...
254
00:16:27,855 --> 00:16:31,347
which obviously worked like a charm.
255
00:16:31,425 --> 00:16:34,360
I'm your mother.
I will always get involved in your life.
256
00:16:34,428 --> 00:16:37,226
Good, because Dylan's out there,
and somebody has to break up with him.
257
00:16:37,298 --> 00:16:39,289
Be strong, Mom.
258
00:16:45,806 --> 00:16:48,366
Well, this is awkward.
259
00:16:53,447 --> 00:16:56,939
- Hey.
- Hey. Where's Kyra?
260
00:16:57,017 --> 00:16:59,850
Uh, Dylan.
261
00:17:01,322 --> 00:17:03,256
Hi.
[ Giggles ]
262
00:17:04,792 --> 00:17:08,284
Sometimes, Dylan,
things happen in life that are bad...
263
00:17:08,362 --> 00:17:12,458
but later you look back,
and they're still bad.
264
00:17:12,533 --> 00:17:16,230
[ Laughs ]But at least you're looking back.
265
00:17:17,371 --> 00:17:21,000
- Are you breaking up with me?
- No. Um-
266
00:17:21,075 --> 00:17:23,066
You are.
267
00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:26,135
You're breaking up with me. Why?
268
00:17:27,381 --> 00:17:30,316
No, no, Dylan, it's not you.
269
00:17:30,384 --> 00:17:33,876
It's Kyra.
Think of this as a good thing.
270
00:17:33,954 --> 00:17:36,320
She's mean.
271
00:17:37,925 --> 00:17:41,622
I- I can't believe this.
[ Sobbing ]
272
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Okay, Dylan, look.
Honey, I know it's hard.
273
00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:51,297
[ Loud Crying, Blubbering ]
274
00:17:57,044 --> 00:18:00,946
- Hey, chief. I thought you had soccer.
- I'm not going.
275
00:18:02,516 --> 00:18:06,714
- What's with him?
- Dylan and Kyra broke up, again.
276
00:18:06,787 --> 00:18:10,188
- I'm sorry about this.
- Ah, poor kid.
277
00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:12,555
- Love's tough, huh?
- Yeah.
278
00:18:12,626 --> 00:18:16,118
In the long run, I'd rather he take
the risk and have his heart broken...
279
00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:20,189
than maybe miss out
on something great.
280
00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:23,498
You know, it's funny you mentioned that
'cause there's, uh-
281
00:18:23,570 --> 00:18:26,471
That gives me a chance to say something
that I think is kind of important.
282
00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:29,031
What is it?
283
00:18:31,812 --> 00:18:33,746
I'm allergic to lemonade.
284
00:18:33,814 --> 00:18:36,476
Really? I had other stuff.
285
00:18:36,550 --> 00:18:40,509
It's the weirdest thing. Ever since I was
a little kid- Do you wanna go out with me?
286
00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:42,817
Huh?
287
00:18:42,890 --> 00:18:45,859
I said ever since I was a little kid-
Do you wanna go out with me?
288
00:18:45,926 --> 00:18:48,451
'Cause it's a numbers thing, and it's-
289
00:18:48,529 --> 00:18:51,327
The puddle is small.
290
00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:58,327
- I'd love to go out with you.
- Whoo!
291
00:18:58,405 --> 00:19:02,307
I took a big chance there.
[ Sighs ] Scary.
292
00:19:02,376 --> 00:19:05,607
Glad that's over with.
I'm all sweaty.
293
00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:11,707
Well, I'm glad you did, 'cause I was afraid
I wasn't gonna see you anymore.
294
00:19:11,785 --> 00:19:14,049
Well, you could've asked me out.
295
00:19:14,121 --> 00:19:18,251
I know, but ever since Karen abandoned me,
I've had zero self-confidence.
296
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:21,852
That's something
we can talk about over dinner.
297
00:19:21,929 --> 00:19:23,920
Where should we go?
298
00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:26,795
You know, now that we're dating...
299
00:19:26,867 --> 00:19:29,597
I feel like I can finally let this out.
300
00:19:29,670 --> 00:19:31,865
I'm so tired of being brave.
301
00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:43,339
Well, Chili's is nice.
302
00:19:45,085 --> 00:19:47,883
She hurt me so bad!
303
00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:59,328
Okay, let it out, big feller.
304
00:20:03,637 --> 00:20:06,128
Well, so much for being scared.
305
00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:09,232
- I asked him out, and he said yes.
- Score!
306
00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:14,246
Then he cried tears of joy
all over my favorite blouse.
307
00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:18,250
The dad cries too?
What a bunch of freaks!
308
00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:23,085
Yeah, it turns out men crying
is only attractive in theory.
309
00:20:24,191 --> 00:20:26,284
- Where are you going?
- To study.
310
00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:29,352
She met a new boy at school.
311
00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:34,900
Oh, no!
312
00:20:34,968 --> 00:20:37,766
I did it again! Why did she tell me?
313
00:20:37,838 --> 00:20:40,966
Damn this open, trusting face!
314
00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:46,935
Well, I hope this new kid's father
is u-u-gly!
315
00:21:22,916 --> 00:21:25,851
Acme.![ Coughing ]
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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