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Okay, and you want to hear the coolest part?
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Every couple living in this dorm
is on athletic scholarship.
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Sort of like how the circus
keeps all the freaks together.
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Oh, no. They separate them.
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If not, the Fat Lady would eat Lobster Boy.
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[ Laughs ]
What's up? Upstage Kyra!
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Wow! What a view! Hey!
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I can see my car down in the parking lot.
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Okay, who left their door open?
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No, wait! Somebody's in there.
Somebody's in my car!
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Hey, hey! Somebody's breaking
into my car! Stop that guy!
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In the Volvo! Stop him!
No, wait. That's not my car.
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Oh, I so cannot wait to move in.
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And once football season starts and everybody
realizes you are the star of the team...
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we're only gonna be
the most popular couple on campus.
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Well, there are a lot of
great players on the team...
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- but we might have the most popular baby.
- Uh-huh.
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You know what?
Actually, there are a lot of great babies too.
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Yeah, about that- Did you find out
what kind of child care they have yet?
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- Mom.
- Well, I just want to make sure...
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they have someone that can
take care of Elizabeth properly.
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What if they don't have a redheaded woman
with the voice of an angel?
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Look, Mom, I know you're concerned...
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but Van and I will take care of this.
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- But the nursery's very important.
- And we'll take care of it.
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The whole point of us moving out is that we're
in charge of our own lives now. We're adults.
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Yeah, we can vote.
We didn't, but we could.
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Mom, can we please leave? I'd like to try
and squeeze in a tiny bit of my life today.
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Oh, no, wait. You guys can't leave yet.
I still have to show you our kitchen.
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It has a sink.
[ Laughs ]
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You're never going back
to the prairie, are ya?
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You want to go check out the sink?
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I vote yes!
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Man, the facilities here are great.
They got a weight room, they got a newsstand...
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they've even got a Red Bull machine
down in the lobby.
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Dad and I watched the girls' volleyball
tryouts for half an hour!
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The boy wouldn't leave.
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Come on,Jake.
Let's go dangle you out the bedroom window.
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Hey! Oh, check on my car.
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Be honest, Reba.
Are you okay with them moving out?
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Well, part of me wants them to stay
because of my grandbaby.
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I mean, I'm the only one that's ever
taken care of her besides Cheyenne.
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Course, the other part of me wants
that diaper pail out of my house.
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We're only five minutes away.
I'm sure we'll be over here all the time.
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Heck, volleyball season starts October 9.
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Well, at least now,Jake,
Kyra and I will start livin' a normal life.
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- Yeah, it's been a hell of a year.
- It sure has.
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Thanks for that, by the way.
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You know, I think our kids turned out
pretty well considering.
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Yeah, they're tough little boogers,
aren't they?
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Although sometimes I worry
that Kyra's not a little bit too tough.
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Naw, she's always been like that.
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- Hey, remember the time she
punched that German shepherd?
- [ Laughing ]
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Ah, it never pooped in
our yard again, did it?
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We used to have
so much fun together.
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Well, you still can. You just have to find
something she likes doing now.
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Brock, I can only watch
so many episodes of The Osbournes.
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[ Imitating Ozzy Osbourne ]
Sharon! I got tangled up in me shirt again! Aa-aah!
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[ Reba ]Ha, hey.!
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?? [ Singing ]
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?? [ Ends ]
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Oh, Mrs. H, you're just in time.
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Huh? I put up the Christmas lights.
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- What do you think?
- I think it's September.
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Yeah, well, I figured since
Cheyenne and I are moving out...
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I'd do a bunch of big jobs
to help out before we go.
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Oh, well, that's
very thoughtful of you, Van.
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- Yeah, I know.
- It really is.
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- Well, thank you.
- Take 'em down.
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Kyra, can you come down here, honey?
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So, let me guess: You probably don't want
the manger set up either?
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Is it Christmas already?
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Apparently not.
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What?
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Don't say " what.''
I got a little present for you, that's what.
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Mom, Van and Cheyenne are moving out.
That's the greatest gift of all.
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Rollerblades?
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Yeah, and elbow and knee doohickeys,
and I got a pair too.
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So, if you have a pair...
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and I have a pair-
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Wait, I must have this wrong.
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No! We're gonna be skatin' together.
It'll be fun!
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- What do we get to do together?
- Uh...
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well, you get to help me plan dinner.
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- Can we have hot dogs?
- No, we're gonna have pork chops!
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- But you get to pick where we're gonna eat 'em.
- Can we eat in the bathroom?
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No, we're gonna eat 'em
in the dining room!
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Yea! We planned dinner!
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Jake? Put BabyJesus back.
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Oh, man.
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- What?
- Don't say " What.''
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Oh, come on, Kyra.
Let's at least try it.
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We used to like doin' stuff together.
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I apologize for wantin'
to spend time with you, okay?
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I am guilty of wantin' to be with you.
[ Mock Sobbing ]
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So, now that that ugly
little secret's out...
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what do you say let's strap these babies on
and go make dang fools out of ourselves?
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-[ Thudding ]
-[ Van Groaning ]
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- Van?
- Oh, it- I'm okay!
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That was a close one.
[ Groaning ]
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Van!
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Sorry I took so long. I came on the I-1 0,
and it was a crawl from the 45 merge.
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You know, it's incredible that they haven't
figured out they got to widen that corridor.
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Every year it gets worse and worse.
Like a dang parking lot.
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I'm gonna write a letter
to city council, I swear.
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Uh, how's Van?
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Sorry, you didn't sound
too concerned on the phone.
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Well, we don't think he broke anything,
but he kind of smashed up his knee.
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That's not a bad injury for a football player,
is it, Daddy?
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The knee?
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No.
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No, no, no.
Thank goodness it was the knee.
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Mrs. Montgomery.
Your husband is doing just fine.
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It was a pretty severe strain on the knee,
but it didn't need surgery.
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He'll be in a brace for a few weeks.
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If he works hard, he should be able
to make a complete recovery.
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Oh, thank God-
oh, and you know, you all.
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- Well, that is good news.
- Oh, no.
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- What's the matter, sweetheart?
- A couple of weeks?
I mean, what about football season?
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If Van can't play football
he is gonna freak, Mom.
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Then we're just gonna have
to help him get through this.
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He's down, so we lift him up.
That's what families do.
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We support each other.
We're just not gonna let him be depressed.
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Whoo!
Look out for the Vanmobile!
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Come on, kiddo.
Get your pads on.
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Today's the day we finally
get out and go skatin'.
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Oh, no. Not again.
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Jake! I know you have the BabyJesus,
and I want it back.
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The Lord is not a toy!
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Come on, Kyra.Get on. Let's go.
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Could there be anything
more embarrassing...
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than Rollerblading around
the neighborhood with your Mom?
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Hey, I didn't want to play Candyland
with you nine hours a day...
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when you were little,
either, but I did.
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You owe me.
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Come on, Kyra.
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I've been asking you to go Rollerbladin'
with me for three days. You going to or not?
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Okay. But then we play
Candyland till midnight.
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Deal! Come on.
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You do realize how stupid
we're gonna look doing this, right?
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Speak for yourself.
I'm not the one skatin' with her mom.
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Hey, it's the Vanmobile!
How was the physical therapy?
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Oh, outstanding.
Those people down there are incredible.
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Do you know there are guys down there
playing basketball in wheelchairs?
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There's Wheelchair Olympics.
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You know, people in wheelchairs
can do anything they set their minds to.
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- Where you goin'?
- I'm gonna go mow the lawn!
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Ahh.
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Well, looks like you finally convinced Kyra
to go skating with you.
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Ah, you know Kyra. " Take me skatin',
take me skatin'!''Just like a broken record.
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- Okay.
- Good, Dad, you're back.
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- You ready to go?
- Yeah, all set.
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We're gonna take some stuff over
to the apartment. You want to come?
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- Oh, sorry. My day's all booked.
- Are you sure?
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I mean, we could swing by
the nursery afterwards.
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No, no, no. I heard what you said, honey.
I know you can handle it.
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Well, of course I can. I was thinking- I mean,
I don't see why you couldn't just tag along.
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You're an adult. You'll be just fine.Just make
sure they answer any questions you may have.
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Of course. Heh!
I don't have any questions!
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Van had the questions!
What are the questions?
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- Mom, I need questions!
- Okay. Okay, I'll go.
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Oh, hey, Kyra.
You look great!
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Hey, listen. Cheyenne needs me to go over to
the campus with her real quick. Is that okay?
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- I don't care.
- You want to come?
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- Yeah, right.
- Yeah.
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Don't take off your pads.
We are gonna skate today, okay?
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[ Clicks Tongue ]
All right, I'll be back in 1 5 minutes.
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You and Mom, like,
on a hockey team or something?
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Actually, this little energy drink's
not that bad.
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But it's so tiny.
I'd have to drink 1 0 of these.
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Okay, and I'll catch your heart
when it blows out of your chest.
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Hey, why is my door open?
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Oh, you must've left it open
when you brought stuff over earlier.
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I haven't brought anything over.
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And somebody put a bunch of stuff in here.
We need to call the police.
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And report what?
A delivery?
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[ Simultaneously ]
Can I help you?
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Well, it's just that I think that you guys
have the wrong apartment.
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This is 7 B,
Van and Cheyenne Montgomery.
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According to this letter from
the athletic department, 7 B just became available.
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- I think this is our apartment.
- Well, there's only one way to settle it.
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I'll race you for it.
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What is going on?
How could they give away our apartment?
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Oh, no, baby. I'm sure they didn't.
It's just a mix-up.
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When the athletic coordinator gets here,
he'll straighten it all out.Jeff is a great guy.
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- You think so?
- Oh, you know what it could be?
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Could be they wanna move you
to a lower floor, 'cause Van's injured.
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A lower floor?
Like, where the badminton team lives?
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- [ Sighs ] No. Uh-uh.
- Cheyenne, calm down.
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You're an adult. Are you gonna deal with this
problem, or are you just gonna fall apart?
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- I'm gonna fall apart.
- No!
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Yes. Yes, I am, Mom. Oh, yes, I am.
Everything is going wrong.
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I mean, first Van gets injured,
and now we're losing our apartment.
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You're not losing anything.
Look, tell you what.
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Take my car, go home,
feed the baby and relax.
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Oh, and pick up another case
of these, okay?
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Aha! Make it two.
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- Mom, are you gonna deal with this guy?
- Oh, you bet I am. Go on now.
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You know what?
This is probably just some computer mistake.
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Like the time those " 900'' numbers
showed up on our phone bill.
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What was that about?
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Don't you see what's
goin' on around here?
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They're tryin' to take
Van's scholarship away 'cause he's hurt!
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What? No!
They'd never do that to him.
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Oh, these colleges do that
kind of thing all the time.
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They did a big story on it
on 20/20 or Night-thingie...
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or that one where the guy's hair
looks like it's made out of wood.
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Great theory, except the guy
in the kitchen's also hurt.
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- So why would they give the apartment to him?
- Why?
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'Cause shut up, that's why!
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Jeff is on his way over.
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Good, 'cause I'm eager
to talk to him, real eager.
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I'm gonna unpack some boxes.
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Oh, no, Louis.
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You gotta rest that arm if you're
gonna be able to play again, honey.
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She's right.
So, Louis, does this Jeff guy know you're hurt?
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- No, I don't think so. Why?
- Well, you better stop unpackin'.
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- You may lose your apartment too.
- What are you talking about?
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Apparently these sleazeballs don't like givin'
housing to football players who can't play.
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No, no, no. I don't play football.
I play violin in the university orchestra.
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Wait. I thought this dorm
was for athletes.
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Right.
That would be me, women's volleyball.
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Oh, yeah!
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You were at the tryouts.
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Well, she was good.
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- [ Knocking ]
- Hello, Halle, Louis.
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- Well, hey there, Brock. [ Chuckles ]
- Hey,Jeff.
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- What seems to be the problem?
- Oh, it's just a little misunderstanding, that's all.
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All I know is what your letter says. Now if you'll
excuse me, I need to go talk to the painters.
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I hope you can work something out.
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Who knew playing the fiddle
could be so dangerous?
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His arm?
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No, that happened when some moron
grabbed him in the parking lot the other day.
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Accused him of trying
to steal his own car.
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- So, what can I do you for?
- Oh, it's the craziest thing,Jeff.
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Reba has this idea that you're
tryin' to take away Van's housing.
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I don't have any choice when
somebody suspends their scholarship.
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Oh, well, there's the mistake. No,Jeff, no.
Van didn't suspend his scholarship.
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Oh, sure he did, Brock, yeah.
He and I had a long conversation about it.
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- Was he on some kind of medication at the time?
- No.
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Sometimes it's hard to tell.
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No, no, this was all Van's idea. He said he and
Cheyenne talked it over and wanted to do it.
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I asked him to redshirt,
but he said he wanted to take a year off.
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Now if you'll excuse me.
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Why would Van
suspend his scholarship?
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Honest to God, Brock.
Just when I begin to relax...
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and think that those two are starting to act
responsibly, they pull somethin' like this.
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When are they ever gonna grow up?
And look who I'm asking!
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Oh, hey, sweetie.
Sorry that took so long.
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- We kind of ran into an unexpected problem-
- Mom, did you fix that thing?
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that's not quite over yet.
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" That thing?'' " That thing?''
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Oh, " that thing'' where you two think you'll
still be able to stay in college campus housing...
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even though Van suspended
his scholarship?
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No, Cheyenne,
I wasn't able to fix " that thing.''
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That's why we lost our housing?
You suspended your scholarship?
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No. No!
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No, no, no!
Okay, yeah.
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- Wait a minute. Didn't you discuss this with her?
- Yes. Yes, of course.
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Okay, no.
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How could you not
tell me about this, Van?
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Well, I don't know. Sometimes it's hard
to talk about athlete stuff with you...
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because you believe in me so much.
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- [ Sighs ]
- It's like you think I can do anything.
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- Because you can!
- See? It's always like this.
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You're my wife.
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It would be nice if you could show
just a little doubt sometimes.
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Doubt? Doubt about what?
Are you afraid your knee isn't gonna heal?
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- You are gonna be as good as new, honey.
- You just won't let up, will you?
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No, I'm not worried about my knee.
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So why didn't you redshirt
so you could start classes?
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Oh, right, and risk becoming
academically ineligible?
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You have to maintain
a C-minus average.
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Who do you think I am?
Albert Weinstein?
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- It's Einstein, Van.
- No, the smart kid in senior class
was Albert Weinstein...
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Einstein.
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Oh, this is a nightmare.
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No new apartment or new life.
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We were gonna be
the most popular couple on campus.
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Now we're not even gonna be on campus...
or popular. All we are is just a couple!
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Well, at least you can run away.
I'm the one in the Vanmobile.
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Van, I know you're injured, but-
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You don't make decisions like that
without talkin' to your wife!
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You guys are a team!
These things affect her too!
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- I guess I was scared to tell her.
- Scared? Why?
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You were only puttin' it off for a year.
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Yeah, I guess.
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Van, ever since I've known you,
you've planned on playin' college...
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- and then trying out for pro.
- Yeah, but I was a kid then.
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That was the high school football team.
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I mean, I was always the fastest player
on the field.
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But now I'm not even close.
God!
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I was really strugglin', Mrs. H,
and that was before I got hurt.
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Yeah, you're right.
You'll probably be a lot slower now.
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That's sweet, but I know you're just
trying to make me feel better.
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Boy, you know what'd be cool?
If they could do an operation...
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that turns my knee into some
nuclear-powered super knee.
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Of course, they'd have to do
an operation on both knees...
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or I'd just be running
a really fast circle.
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- And then I'd be dizzy all the time-
- Van!
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As hard as it is, I really think...
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you need to talk this over
with your wife.
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- Hey, Mrs. H. You wanna hear somethin' weird?
- What?
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When the doctor told me
I wasn't gonna be able to play for a while...
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you know what I felt?
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- Mm-mmm.
- Relief.
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Does that make me a coward?
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Oh, honey.
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Anyone who tries to find the thing
that makes him happy is no coward.
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Even though, technically,
you are scared of Cheyenne.
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Man, what an insane day.
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All right.
Cheer up, grumpy.
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You don't have to go Rollerbladin' today.
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But I promise you-
First thing tomorrow, I will humiliate you.
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So it looks like Cheyenne and Van
will be staying around a while.
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But good news-
Jake's moving out.
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But you know what?
Let's make a rule.
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Even though they're gonna be here...
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we're still gonna make time
to do all our stuff together.
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- Deal?
- You mean like we did today?
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Kyra, I'm sorry that I had
to blow our skating off...
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but... Cheyenne had this major crisis,
and I had to deal with it.
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Yeah, I know you did, Mom.
You always do, and you always will.
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No, believe me.
We'll skate, we'll play Candyland...
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we'll go down to the river
and shoot rats if you want.
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Honey, I promise
I'll be able to make time for us.
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Well, you know what?
Maybe I won't.
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Just because you want to spend time with me
doesn't mean I want to spend time with you.
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00:20:08,698 --> 00:20:10,962
Hang on.
Why don't we go skatin' right now?
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00:20:11,034 --> 00:20:15,869
No! Can I just have some time for myself?
Would that be okay?
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[ Exhales ]
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You got a second?
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Mom, I'm hungry.
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I know,Jake.
I'm startin' dinner.
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- What are we having?
- We're havin' chick-
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- We're havin' hot dogs.
- Hot dogs? Yes!
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And guess what?
We're gonna eat 'em in the bathroom.
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I've never eaten in the bathroom.
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I'll get some ketchup, mustard...
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some chocolate milk...
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some relish for Mom.
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Where do we keep the buns?
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Acme.![ Coughing ]
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