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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 0 00:00:05,062 --> 00:00:07,053 Okay, and you want to hear the coolest part? 1 00:00:07,131 --> 00:00:09,895 Every couple living in this dorm is on athletic scholarship. 2 00:00:09,967 --> 00:00:14,904 Sort of like how the circus keeps all the freaks together. 3 00:00:14,972 --> 00:00:16,963 Oh, no. They separate them. 4 00:00:17,041 --> 00:00:19,202 If not, the Fat Lady would eat Lobster Boy. 5 00:00:19,276 --> 00:00:22,507 [ Laughs ] What's up? Upstage Kyra! 6 00:00:25,850 --> 00:00:29,115 Wow! What a view! Hey! 7 00:00:29,186 --> 00:00:31,450 I can see my car down in the parking lot. 8 00:00:31,522 --> 00:00:34,616 Okay, who left their door open? 9 00:00:34,692 --> 00:00:39,288 No, wait! Somebody's in there. Somebody's in my car! 10 00:00:39,363 --> 00:00:43,322 Hey, hey! Somebody's breaking into my car! Stop that guy! 11 00:00:43,401 --> 00:00:48,168 In the Volvo! Stop him! No, wait. That's not my car. 12 00:00:53,210 --> 00:00:56,373 Oh, I so cannot wait to move in. 13 00:00:56,447 --> 00:01:00,645 And once football season starts and everybody realizes you are the star of the team... 14 00:01:00,718 --> 00:01:03,448 we're only gonna be the most popular couple on campus. 15 00:01:03,521 --> 00:01:05,853 Well, there are a lot of great players on the team... 16 00:01:05,923 --> 00:01:08,983 - but we might have the most popular baby. - Uh-huh. 17 00:01:09,059 --> 00:01:13,018 You know what? Actually, there are a lot of great babies too. 18 00:01:13,097 --> 00:01:16,965 Yeah, about that- Did you find out what kind of child care they have yet? 19 00:01:17,034 --> 00:01:19,264 - Mom. - Well, I just want to make sure... 20 00:01:19,336 --> 00:01:21,998 they have someone that can take care of Elizabeth properly. 21 00:01:22,072 --> 00:01:25,906 What if they don't have a redheaded woman with the voice of an angel? 22 00:01:27,578 --> 00:01:29,876 Look, Mom, I know you're concerned... 23 00:01:29,947 --> 00:01:32,108 but Van and I will take care of this. 24 00:01:32,183 --> 00:01:35,641 - But the nursery's very important. - And we'll take care of it. 25 00:01:35,719 --> 00:01:41,351 The whole point of us moving out is that we're in charge of our own lives now. We're adults. 26 00:01:41,425 --> 00:01:44,519 Yeah, we can vote. We didn't, but we could. 27 00:01:47,565 --> 00:01:51,797 Mom, can we please leave? I'd like to try and squeeze in a tiny bit of my life today. 28 00:01:51,869 --> 00:01:55,236 Oh, no, wait. You guys can't leave yet. I still have to show you our kitchen. 29 00:01:55,306 --> 00:01:58,469 It has a sink. [ Laughs ] 30 00:01:58,542 --> 00:02:01,067 You're never going back to the prairie, are ya? 31 00:02:01,145 --> 00:02:03,739 You want to go check out the sink? 32 00:02:03,814 --> 00:02:07,306 I vote yes! 33 00:02:07,384 --> 00:02:11,445 Man, the facilities here are great. They got a weight room, they got a newsstand... 34 00:02:11,522 --> 00:02:14,013 they've even got a Red Bull machine down in the lobby. 35 00:02:14,091 --> 00:02:18,084 Dad and I watched the girls' volleyball tryouts for half an hour! 36 00:02:20,865 --> 00:02:22,856 The boy wouldn't leave. 37 00:02:24,468 --> 00:02:27,198 Come on,Jake. Let's go dangle you out the bedroom window. 38 00:02:27,271 --> 00:02:30,798 Hey! Oh, check on my car. 39 00:02:32,910 --> 00:02:36,402 Be honest, Reba. Are you okay with them moving out? 40 00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:39,278 Well, part of me wants them to stay because of my grandbaby. 41 00:02:39,350 --> 00:02:43,218 I mean, I'm the only one that's ever taken care of her besides Cheyenne. 42 00:02:43,287 --> 00:02:46,586 Course, the other part of me wants that diaper pail out of my house. 43 00:02:46,657 --> 00:02:51,117 We're only five minutes away. I'm sure we'll be over here all the time. 44 00:02:51,195 --> 00:02:53,493 Heck, volleyball season starts October 9. 45 00:02:57,735 --> 00:03:00,397 Well, at least now,Jake, Kyra and I will start livin' a normal life. 46 00:03:00,471 --> 00:03:03,702 - Yeah, it's been a hell of a year. - It sure has. 47 00:03:03,774 --> 00:03:06,641 Thanks for that, by the way. 48 00:03:06,710 --> 00:03:09,110 You know, I think our kids turned out pretty well considering. 49 00:03:09,179 --> 00:03:12,706 Yeah, they're tough little boogers, aren't they? 50 00:03:12,783 --> 00:03:15,445 Although sometimes I worry that Kyra's not a little bit too tough. 51 00:03:15,519 --> 00:03:17,987 Naw, she's always been like that. 52 00:03:18,055 --> 00:03:22,822 - Hey, remember the time she punched that German shepherd? - [ Laughing ] 53 00:03:22,893 --> 00:03:25,657 Ah, it never pooped in our yard again, did it? 54 00:03:27,865 --> 00:03:29,992 We used to have so much fun together. 55 00:03:30,067 --> 00:03:33,002 Well, you still can. You just have to find something she likes doing now. 56 00:03:33,070 --> 00:03:37,507 Brock, I can only watch so many episodes of The Osbournes. 57 00:03:37,575 --> 00:03:42,842 [ Imitating Ozzy Osbourne ] Sharon! I got tangled up in me shirt again! Aa-aah! 58 00:03:44,214 --> 00:03:46,546 [ Reba ] Ha, hey.! 59 00:03:46,617 --> 00:03:48,608 ?? [ Singing ] 60 00:03:52,156 --> 00:03:54,147 ?? [ Ends ] 61 00:03:59,630 --> 00:04:02,258 Oh, Mrs. H, you're just in time. 62 00:04:03,534 --> 00:04:06,332 Huh? I put up the Christmas lights. 63 00:04:06,403 --> 00:04:09,372 - What do you think? - I think it's September. 64 00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:12,102 Yeah, well, I figured since Cheyenne and I are moving out... 65 00:04:12,176 --> 00:04:14,804 I'd do a bunch of big jobs to help out before we go. 66 00:04:14,878 --> 00:04:17,039 Oh, well, that's very thoughtful of you, Van. 67 00:04:17,114 --> 00:04:18,775 - Yeah, I know. - It really is. 68 00:04:18,849 --> 00:04:20,510 - Well, thank you. - Take 'em down. 69 00:04:21,719 --> 00:04:23,653 Kyra, can you come down here, honey? 70 00:04:23,721 --> 00:04:26,815 So, let me guess: You probably don't want the manger set up either? 71 00:04:26,890 --> 00:04:29,017 Is it Christmas already? 72 00:04:29,093 --> 00:04:31,084 Apparently not. 73 00:04:31,161 --> 00:04:33,152 What? 74 00:04:33,230 --> 00:04:36,461 Don't say " what.'' I got a little present for you, that's what. 75 00:04:36,533 --> 00:04:41,664 Mom, Van and Cheyenne are moving out. That's the greatest gift of all. 76 00:04:41,739 --> 00:04:43,798 Rollerblades? 77 00:04:43,874 --> 00:04:47,810 Yeah, and elbow and knee doohickeys, and I got a pair too. 78 00:04:47,878 --> 00:04:50,745 So, if you have a pair... 79 00:04:50,814 --> 00:04:53,180 and I have a pair- 80 00:04:53,250 --> 00:04:55,548 Wait, I must have this wrong. 81 00:04:55,619 --> 00:04:58,645 No! We're gonna be skatin' together. It'll be fun! 82 00:04:58,722 --> 00:05:02,351 - What do we get to do together? - Uh... 83 00:05:02,426 --> 00:05:04,917 well, you get to help me plan dinner. 84 00:05:04,995 --> 00:05:09,864 - Can we have hot dogs? - No, we're gonna have pork chops! 85 00:05:09,933 --> 00:05:13,994 - But you get to pick where we're gonna eat 'em. - Can we eat in the bathroom? 86 00:05:14,071 --> 00:05:17,268 No, we're gonna eat 'em in the dining room! 87 00:05:17,341 --> 00:05:21,004 Yea! We planned dinner! 88 00:05:21,078 --> 00:05:24,343 Jake? Put BabyJesus back. 89 00:05:24,415 --> 00:05:26,713 Oh, man. 90 00:05:28,452 --> 00:05:30,784 - What? - Don't say " What.'' 91 00:05:30,854 --> 00:05:33,982 Oh, come on, Kyra. Let's at least try it. 92 00:05:34,058 --> 00:05:37,186 We used to like doin' stuff together. 93 00:05:37,261 --> 00:05:41,493 I apologize for wantin' to spend time with you, okay? 94 00:05:41,565 --> 00:05:46,229 I am guilty of wantin' to be with you. [ Mock Sobbing ] 95 00:05:46,303 --> 00:05:49,795 So, now that that ugly little secret's out... 96 00:05:49,873 --> 00:05:54,139 what do you say let's strap these babies on and go make dang fools out of ourselves? 97 00:05:54,211 --> 00:05:56,645 -[ Thudding ] -[ Van Groaning ] 98 00:05:56,714 --> 00:05:58,875 - Van? - Oh, it- I'm okay! 99 00:05:58,949 --> 00:06:01,816 That was a close one. [ Groaning ] 100 00:06:01,885 --> 00:06:04,285 Van! 101 00:06:10,494 --> 00:06:15,659 Sorry I took so long. I came on the I-1 0, and it was a crawl from the 45 merge. 102 00:06:15,733 --> 00:06:19,396 You know, it's incredible that they haven't figured out they got to widen that corridor. 103 00:06:19,470 --> 00:06:22,633 Every year it gets worse and worse. Like a dang parking lot. 104 00:06:22,706 --> 00:06:26,574 I'm gonna write a letter to city council, I swear. 105 00:06:27,778 --> 00:06:30,941 Uh, how's Van? 106 00:06:31,014 --> 00:06:33,778 Sorry, you didn't sound too concerned on the phone. 107 00:06:33,851 --> 00:06:38,686 Well, we don't think he broke anything, but he kind of smashed up his knee. 108 00:06:38,756 --> 00:06:41,247 That's not a bad injury for a football player, is it, Daddy? 109 00:06:41,325 --> 00:06:43,793 The knee? 110 00:06:43,861 --> 00:06:45,852 No. 111 00:06:47,030 --> 00:06:51,296 No, no, no. Thank goodness it was the knee. 112 00:06:51,368 --> 00:06:55,327 Mrs. Montgomery. Your husband is doing just fine. 113 00:06:55,405 --> 00:06:59,102 It was a pretty severe strain on the knee, but it didn't need surgery. 114 00:06:59,176 --> 00:07:01,007 He'll be in a brace for a few weeks. 115 00:07:01,078 --> 00:07:03,603 If he works hard, he should be able to make a complete recovery. 116 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:08,708 Oh, thank God- oh, and you know, you all. 117 00:07:08,786 --> 00:07:12,153 - Well, that is good news. - Oh, no. 118 00:07:12,222 --> 00:07:15,953 - What's the matter, sweetheart? - A couple of weeks? I mean, what about football season? 119 00:07:16,026 --> 00:07:18,620 If Van can't play football he is gonna freak, Mom. 120 00:07:18,695 --> 00:07:21,186 Then we're just gonna have to help him get through this. 121 00:07:21,265 --> 00:07:24,029 He's down, so we lift him up. That's what families do. 122 00:07:24,101 --> 00:07:28,060 We support each other. We're just not gonna let him be depressed. 123 00:07:28,138 --> 00:07:31,266 Whoo! Look out for the Vanmobile! 124 00:07:40,317 --> 00:07:42,410 Come on, kiddo. Get your pads on. 125 00:07:42,486 --> 00:07:46,388 Today's the day we finally get out and go skatin'. 126 00:07:46,456 --> 00:07:49,323 Oh, no. Not again. 127 00:07:49,393 --> 00:07:54,353 Jake! I know you have the BabyJesus, and I want it back. 128 00:07:55,499 --> 00:07:58,764 The Lord is not a toy! 129 00:07:58,836 --> 00:08:01,066 Come on, Kyra. Get on. Let's go. 130 00:08:01,138 --> 00:08:03,072 Could there be anything more embarrassing... 131 00:08:03,140 --> 00:08:05,438 than Rollerblading around the neighborhood with your Mom? 132 00:08:05,509 --> 00:08:08,137 Hey, I didn't want to play Candyland with you nine hours a day... 133 00:08:08,212 --> 00:08:10,373 when you were little, either, but I did. 134 00:08:10,447 --> 00:08:12,745 You owe me. 135 00:08:13,817 --> 00:08:16,479 Come on, Kyra. 136 00:08:16,553 --> 00:08:20,546 I've been asking you to go Rollerbladin' with me for three days. You going to or not? 137 00:08:20,624 --> 00:08:24,617 Okay. But then we play Candyland till midnight. 138 00:08:24,695 --> 00:08:27,163 Deal! Come on. 139 00:08:27,231 --> 00:08:30,394 You do realize how stupid we're gonna look doing this, right? 140 00:08:30,467 --> 00:08:35,700 Speak for yourself. I'm not the one skatin' with her mom. 141 00:08:35,772 --> 00:08:39,037 Hey, it's the Vanmobile! How was the physical therapy? 142 00:08:39,109 --> 00:08:42,203 Oh, outstanding. Those people down there are incredible. 143 00:08:42,279 --> 00:08:45,771 Do you know there are guys down there playing basketball in wheelchairs? 144 00:08:45,849 --> 00:08:48,374 There's Wheelchair Olympics. 145 00:08:48,452 --> 00:08:51,319 You know, people in wheelchairs can do anything they set their minds to. 146 00:08:51,388 --> 00:08:54,687 - Where you goin'? - I'm gonna go mow the lawn! 147 00:08:57,027 --> 00:08:58,961 Ahh. 148 00:08:59,029 --> 00:09:01,463 Well, looks like you finally convinced Kyra to go skating with you. 149 00:09:01,531 --> 00:09:06,559 Ah, you know Kyra. " Take me skatin', take me skatin'!''Just like a broken record. 150 00:09:06,637 --> 00:09:09,299 - Okay. - Good, Dad, you're back. 151 00:09:09,373 --> 00:09:11,364 - You ready to go? - Yeah, all set. 152 00:09:11,441 --> 00:09:13,671 We're gonna take some stuff over to the apartment. You want to come? 153 00:09:13,744 --> 00:09:16,304 - Oh, sorry. My day's all booked. - Are you sure? 154 00:09:16,380 --> 00:09:18,575 I mean, we could swing by the nursery afterwards. 155 00:09:18,649 --> 00:09:22,016 No, no, no. I heard what you said, honey. I know you can handle it. 156 00:09:22,085 --> 00:09:26,681 Well, of course I can. I was thinking- I mean, I don't see why you couldn't just tag along. 157 00:09:26,757 --> 00:09:31,194 You're an adult. You'll be just fine.Just make sure they answer any questions you may have. 158 00:09:31,261 --> 00:09:34,287 Of course. Heh! I don't have any questions! 159 00:09:34,364 --> 00:09:36,730 Van had the questions! What are the questions? 160 00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:40,031 - Mom, I need questions! - Okay. Okay, I'll go. 161 00:09:40,103 --> 00:09:42,503 Oh, hey, Kyra. You look great! 162 00:09:42,572 --> 00:09:46,133 Hey, listen. Cheyenne needs me to go over to the campus with her real quick. Is that okay? 163 00:09:46,209 --> 00:09:48,200 - I don't care. - You want to come? 164 00:09:48,278 --> 00:09:50,269 - Yeah, right. - Yeah. 165 00:09:50,347 --> 00:09:53,441 Don't take off your pads. We are gonna skate today, okay? 166 00:09:53,517 --> 00:09:56,350 [ Clicks Tongue ] All right, I'll be back in 1 5 minutes. 167 00:09:59,122 --> 00:10:02,614 You and Mom, like, on a hockey team or something? 168 00:10:08,799 --> 00:10:11,290 Actually, this little energy drink's not that bad. 169 00:10:11,368 --> 00:10:14,201 But it's so tiny. I'd have to drink 1 0 of these. 170 00:10:14,271 --> 00:10:19,675 Okay, and I'll catch your heart when it blows out of your chest. 171 00:10:21,411 --> 00:10:23,572 Hey, why is my door open? 172 00:10:23,647 --> 00:10:26,081 Oh, you must've left it open when you brought stuff over earlier. 173 00:10:26,149 --> 00:10:28,242 I haven't brought anything over. 174 00:10:28,318 --> 00:10:32,414 And somebody put a bunch of stuff in here. We need to call the police. 175 00:10:32,489 --> 00:10:34,582 And report what? A delivery? 176 00:10:35,759 --> 00:10:37,920 [ Simultaneously ] Can I help you? 177 00:10:37,995 --> 00:10:41,362 Well, it's just that I think that you guys have the wrong apartment. 178 00:10:41,431 --> 00:10:44,059 This is 7 B, Van and Cheyenne Montgomery. 179 00:10:44,134 --> 00:10:49,003 According to this letter from the athletic department, 7 B just became available. 180 00:10:49,072 --> 00:10:53,338 - I think this is our apartment. - Well, there's only one way to settle it. 181 00:10:53,410 --> 00:10:55,571 I'll race you for it. 182 00:11:06,256 --> 00:11:10,590 What is going on? How could they give away our apartment? 183 00:11:10,661 --> 00:11:13,562 Oh, no, baby. I'm sure they didn't. It's just a mix-up. 184 00:11:13,630 --> 00:11:17,259 When the athletic coordinator gets here, he'll straighten it all out.Jeff is a great guy. 185 00:11:17,334 --> 00:11:19,802 - You think so? - Oh, you know what it could be? 186 00:11:19,870 --> 00:11:22,805 Could be they wanna move you to a lower floor, 'cause Van's injured. 187 00:11:22,873 --> 00:11:28,038 A lower floor? Like, where the badminton team lives? 188 00:11:28,111 --> 00:11:30,875 - [ Sighs ] No. Uh-uh. - Cheyenne, calm down. 189 00:11:30,948 --> 00:11:34,679 You're an adult. Are you gonna deal with this problem, or are you just gonna fall apart? 190 00:11:34,751 --> 00:11:37,686 - I'm gonna fall apart. - No! 191 00:11:37,754 --> 00:11:41,246 Yes. Yes, I am, Mom. Oh, yes, I am. Everything is going wrong. 192 00:11:41,325 --> 00:11:43,987 I mean, first Van gets injured, and now we're losing our apartment. 193 00:11:44,061 --> 00:11:47,292 You're not losing anything. Look, tell you what. 194 00:11:47,364 --> 00:11:50,527 Take my car, go home, feed the baby and relax. 195 00:11:50,601 --> 00:11:52,728 Oh, and pick up another case of these, okay? 196 00:11:52,803 --> 00:11:56,671 Aha! Make it two. 197 00:11:56,740 --> 00:12:00,574 - Mom, are you gonna deal with this guy? - Oh, you bet I am. Go on now. 198 00:12:02,145 --> 00:12:06,309 You know what? This is probably just some computer mistake. 199 00:12:06,383 --> 00:12:09,841 Like the time those " 900'' numbers showed up on our phone bill. 200 00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:12,753 What was that about? 201 00:12:12,823 --> 00:12:16,156 Don't you see what's goin' on around here? 202 00:12:16,226 --> 00:12:18,922 They're tryin' to take Van's scholarship away 'cause he's hurt! 203 00:12:18,996 --> 00:12:21,726 What? No! They'd never do that to him. 204 00:12:21,798 --> 00:12:24,494 Oh, these colleges do that kind of thing all the time. 205 00:12:24,568 --> 00:12:27,264 They did a big story on it on 20/20 or Night-thingie... 206 00:12:27,337 --> 00:12:30,397 or that one where the guy's hair looks like it's made out of wood. 207 00:12:32,209 --> 00:12:35,007 Great theory, except the guy in the kitchen's also hurt. 208 00:12:35,078 --> 00:12:38,912 - So why would they give the apartment to him? - Why? 209 00:12:38,982 --> 00:12:41,143 'Cause shut up, that's why! 210 00:12:42,319 --> 00:12:45,117 Jeff is on his way over. 211 00:12:45,188 --> 00:12:47,918 Good, 'cause I'm eager to talk to him, real eager. 212 00:12:49,192 --> 00:12:52,355 I'm gonna unpack some boxes. 213 00:12:52,429 --> 00:12:54,420 Oh, no, Louis. 214 00:12:54,498 --> 00:12:57,160 You gotta rest that arm if you're gonna be able to play again, honey. 215 00:12:57,234 --> 00:13:01,694 She's right. So, Louis, does this Jeff guy know you're hurt? 216 00:13:01,772 --> 00:13:05,003 - No, I don't think so. Why? - Well, you better stop unpackin'. 217 00:13:05,075 --> 00:13:08,806 - You may lose your apartment too. - What are you talking about? 218 00:13:08,879 --> 00:13:13,111 Apparently these sleazeballs don't like givin' housing to football players who can't play. 219 00:13:13,183 --> 00:13:17,882 No, no, no. I don't play football. I play violin in the university orchestra. 220 00:13:17,955 --> 00:13:21,288 Wait. I thought this dorm was for athletes. 221 00:13:21,358 --> 00:13:24,452 Right. That would be me, women's volleyball. 222 00:13:24,528 --> 00:13:26,519 Oh, yeah! 223 00:13:29,299 --> 00:13:31,460 You were at the tryouts. 224 00:13:32,669 --> 00:13:34,660 Well, she was good. 225 00:13:34,738 --> 00:13:37,434 - [ Knocking ] - Hello, Halle, Louis. 226 00:13:37,507 --> 00:13:40,305 - Well, hey there, Brock. [ Chuckles ] - Hey,Jeff. 227 00:13:40,377 --> 00:13:43,904 - What seems to be the problem? - Oh, it's just a little misunderstanding, that's all. 228 00:13:43,981 --> 00:13:49,419 All I know is what your letter says. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go talk to the painters. 229 00:13:49,486 --> 00:13:51,852 I hope you can work something out. 230 00:13:53,123 --> 00:13:55,455 Who knew playing the fiddle could be so dangerous? 231 00:13:55,525 --> 00:13:57,516 His arm? 232 00:13:57,594 --> 00:14:00,654 No, that happened when some moron grabbed him in the parking lot the other day. 233 00:14:00,731 --> 00:14:04,258 Accused him of trying to steal his own car. 234 00:14:04,334 --> 00:14:07,963 - So, what can I do you for? - Oh, it's the craziest thing,Jeff. 235 00:14:08,038 --> 00:14:11,371 Reba has this idea that you're tryin' to take away Van's housing. 236 00:14:11,441 --> 00:14:14,433 I don't have any choice when somebody suspends their scholarship. 237 00:14:14,511 --> 00:14:18,845 Oh, well, there's the mistake. No,Jeff, no. Van didn't suspend his scholarship. 238 00:14:18,915 --> 00:14:22,078 Oh, sure he did, Brock, yeah. He and I had a long conversation about it. 239 00:14:22,152 --> 00:14:24,450 - Was he on some kind of medication at the time? - No. 240 00:14:24,521 --> 00:14:26,682 Sometimes it's hard to tell. 241 00:14:26,757 --> 00:14:31,626 No, no, this was all Van's idea. He said he and Cheyenne talked it over and wanted to do it. 242 00:14:31,695 --> 00:14:34,323 I asked him to redshirt, but he said he wanted to take a year off. 243 00:14:34,398 --> 00:14:36,992 Now if you'll excuse me. 244 00:14:38,468 --> 00:14:41,028 Why would Van suspend his scholarship? 245 00:14:41,104 --> 00:14:43,971 Honest to God, Brock. Just when I begin to relax... 246 00:14:44,041 --> 00:14:47,738 and think that those two are starting to act responsibly, they pull somethin' like this. 247 00:14:47,811 --> 00:14:52,578 When are they ever gonna grow up? And look who I'm asking! 248 00:15:00,490 --> 00:15:02,981 Oh, hey, sweetie. Sorry that took so long. 249 00:15:03,060 --> 00:15:07,156 - We kind of ran into an unexpected problem- - Mom, did you fix that thing? 250 00:15:07,230 --> 00:15:09,494 that's not quite over yet. 251 00:15:10,567 --> 00:15:12,967 " That thing?'' " That thing?'' 252 00:15:13,036 --> 00:15:17,302 Oh, " that thing'' where you two think you'll still be able to stay in college campus housing... 253 00:15:17,374 --> 00:15:20,172 even though Van suspended his scholarship? 254 00:15:20,243 --> 00:15:24,680 No, Cheyenne, I wasn't able to fix " that thing.'' 255 00:15:24,748 --> 00:15:27,581 That's why we lost our housing? You suspended your scholarship? 256 00:15:27,651 --> 00:15:30,176 No. No! 257 00:15:30,253 --> 00:15:33,279 No, no, no! Okay, yeah. 258 00:15:36,526 --> 00:15:40,053 - Wait a minute. Didn't you discuss this with her? - Yes. Yes, of course. 259 00:15:40,997 --> 00:15:44,023 Okay, no. 260 00:15:44,101 --> 00:15:46,467 How could you not tell me about this, Van? 261 00:15:46,536 --> 00:15:49,528 Well, I don't know. Sometimes it's hard to talk about athlete stuff with you... 262 00:15:49,606 --> 00:15:51,767 because you believe in me so much. 263 00:15:51,842 --> 00:15:54,538 - [ Sighs ] - It's like you think I can do anything. 264 00:15:54,611 --> 00:15:58,274 - Because you can! - See? It's always like this. 265 00:15:58,348 --> 00:16:00,782 You're my wife. 266 00:16:00,851 --> 00:16:04,844 It would be nice if you could show just a little doubt sometimes. 267 00:16:04,921 --> 00:16:09,483 Doubt? Doubt about what? Are you afraid your knee isn't gonna heal? 268 00:16:09,559 --> 00:16:14,462 - You are gonna be as good as new, honey. - You just won't let up, will you? 269 00:16:15,532 --> 00:16:17,591 No, I'm not worried about my knee. 270 00:16:17,667 --> 00:16:19,760 So why didn't you redshirt so you could start classes? 271 00:16:19,836 --> 00:16:22,304 Oh, right, and risk becoming academically ineligible? 272 00:16:22,372 --> 00:16:25,205 You have to maintain a C-minus average. 273 00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:28,267 Who do you think I am? Albert Weinstein? 274 00:16:32,582 --> 00:16:37,781 - It's Einstein, Van. - No, the smart kid in senior class was Albert Weinstein... 275 00:16:37,854 --> 00:16:39,845 Einstein. 276 00:16:42,559 --> 00:16:45,392 Oh, this is a nightmare. 277 00:16:45,462 --> 00:16:49,125 No new apartment or new life. 278 00:16:49,199 --> 00:16:52,191 We were gonna be the most popular couple on campus. 279 00:16:52,269 --> 00:16:57,969 Now we're not even gonna be on campus... or popular. All we are is just a couple! 280 00:17:00,277 --> 00:17:04,680 Well, at least you can run away. I'm the one in the Vanmobile. 281 00:17:04,748 --> 00:17:06,943 Van, I know you're injured, but- 282 00:17:11,288 --> 00:17:14,621 You don't make decisions like that without talkin' to your wife! 283 00:17:14,691 --> 00:17:18,024 You guys are a team! These things affect her too! 284 00:17:18,094 --> 00:17:21,723 - I guess I was scared to tell her. - Scared? Why? 285 00:17:21,798 --> 00:17:24,323 You were only puttin' it off for a year. 286 00:17:24,401 --> 00:17:26,869 Yeah, I guess. 287 00:17:26,937 --> 00:17:31,203 Van, ever since I've known you, you've planned on playin' college... 288 00:17:31,274 --> 00:17:34,243 - and then trying out for pro. - Yeah, but I was a kid then. 289 00:17:34,311 --> 00:17:37,144 That was the high school football team. 290 00:17:37,214 --> 00:17:41,275 I mean, I was always the fastest player on the field. 291 00:17:41,351 --> 00:17:44,252 But now I'm not even close. God! 292 00:17:44,321 --> 00:17:47,882 I was really strugglin', Mrs. H, and that was before I got hurt. 293 00:17:49,626 --> 00:17:53,084 Yeah, you're right. You'll probably be a lot slower now. 294 00:17:53,163 --> 00:17:55,996 That's sweet, but I know you're just trying to make me feel better. 295 00:17:58,235 --> 00:18:00,635 Boy, you know what'd be cool? If they could do an operation... 296 00:18:00,704 --> 00:18:03,696 that turns my knee into some nuclear-powered super knee. 297 00:18:05,508 --> 00:18:08,773 Of course, they'd have to do an operation on both knees... 298 00:18:08,845 --> 00:18:11,109 or I'd just be running a really fast circle. 299 00:18:15,085 --> 00:18:17,576 - And then I'd be dizzy all the time- - Van! 300 00:18:19,623 --> 00:18:21,784 As hard as it is, I really think... 301 00:18:21,858 --> 00:18:24,418 you need to talk this over with your wife. 302 00:18:27,397 --> 00:18:31,265 - Hey, Mrs. H. You wanna hear somethin' weird? - What? 303 00:18:31,334 --> 00:18:35,202 When the doctor told me I wasn't gonna be able to play for a while... 304 00:18:35,272 --> 00:18:37,433 you know what I felt? 305 00:18:37,507 --> 00:18:40,806 - Mm-mmm. - Relief. 306 00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:45,810 Does that make me a coward? 307 00:18:45,882 --> 00:18:47,873 Oh, honey. 308 00:18:49,519 --> 00:18:54,081 Anyone who tries to find the thing that makes him happy is no coward. 309 00:18:56,860 --> 00:18:59,158 Even though, technically, you are scared of Cheyenne. 310 00:19:02,966 --> 00:19:05,833 Man, what an insane day. 311 00:19:05,902 --> 00:19:08,427 All right. Cheer up, grumpy. 312 00:19:08,505 --> 00:19:10,666 You don't have to go Rollerbladin' today. 313 00:19:10,740 --> 00:19:14,904 But I promise you- First thing tomorrow, I will humiliate you. 314 00:19:18,181 --> 00:19:21,150 So it looks like Cheyenne and Van will be staying around a while. 315 00:19:21,217 --> 00:19:23,742 But good news- Jake's moving out. 316 00:19:25,088 --> 00:19:27,352 But you know what? Let's make a rule. 317 00:19:27,424 --> 00:19:29,585 Even though they're gonna be here... 318 00:19:29,659 --> 00:19:32,423 we're still gonna make time to do all our stuff together. 319 00:19:32,495 --> 00:19:34,986 - Deal? - You mean like we did today? 320 00:19:40,203 --> 00:19:42,899 Kyra, I'm sorry that I had to blow our skating off... 321 00:19:42,972 --> 00:19:46,965 but... Cheyenne had this major crisis, and I had to deal with it. 322 00:19:47,043 --> 00:19:51,377 Yeah, I know you did, Mom. You always do, and you always will. 323 00:19:51,448 --> 00:19:54,542 No, believe me. We'll skate, we'll play Candyland... 324 00:19:54,617 --> 00:19:57,950 we'll go down to the river and shoot rats if you want. 325 00:19:59,456 --> 00:20:02,220 Honey, I promise I'll be able to make time for us. 326 00:20:02,292 --> 00:20:04,453 Well, you know what? Maybe I won't. 327 00:20:04,527 --> 00:20:08,623 Just because you want to spend time with me doesn't mean I want to spend time with you. 328 00:20:08,698 --> 00:20:10,962 Hang on. Why don't we go skatin' right now? 329 00:20:11,034 --> 00:20:15,869 No! Can I just have some time for myself? Would that be okay? 330 00:20:16,973 --> 00:20:18,964 [ Exhales ] 331 00:20:25,148 --> 00:20:27,582 You got a second? 332 00:20:27,650 --> 00:20:30,118 Mom, I'm hungry. 333 00:20:30,186 --> 00:20:32,347 I know,Jake. I'm startin' dinner. 334 00:20:32,422 --> 00:20:35,482 - What are we having? - We're havin' chick- 335 00:20:38,328 --> 00:20:42,321 - We're havin' hot dogs. - Hot dogs? Yes! 336 00:20:42,399 --> 00:20:45,562 And guess what? We're gonna eat 'em in the bathroom. 337 00:20:48,071 --> 00:20:50,767 I've never eaten in the bathroom. 338 00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:53,741 I'll get some ketchup, mustard... 339 00:20:53,810 --> 00:20:55,937 some chocolate milk... 340 00:20:56,012 --> 00:20:58,003 some relish for Mom. 341 00:20:58,081 --> 00:21:00,413 Where do we keep the buns? 342 00:21:34,717 --> 00:21:37,652 Acme.! [ Coughing ] 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 30561

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