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Last week, as you recall,
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Will and Dr. Smith had climbed
up to a plateau of cosmic dust
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to investigate a strange,
glowing light
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little dreaming that it
was soon to lead them
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on an unbelievable
journey through space.
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I thought we'd never
reach this plateau.
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That mountain must be 20,000
feet high at the very least.
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I could hardly
breathe at that altitude.
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It's only a hundred feet higher
than the campsite, Dr. Smith.
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I checked it.
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Oh. Then there must be something in the
atmosphere that affects my asthma.
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Well, do you see it?
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No. But it's gotta be
around here somewhere.
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I remember that rock.
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Now, tell me again.
What did you actually see?
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Well, it was about sundown,
and I saw something glinting.
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Never mind the glinting.
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Tell me about the colors.
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They were all
silvery and gold.
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Yes. Obviously an outcrop of a
very rare and precious metal,
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leading to a mother lode.
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That's not what Dad thought
when I told him about it.
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Just some iron pyrite,
so I guess that's all it is.
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Indeed. Your father's
knowledge of geology
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leaves much to be desired.
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I'm a pretty good geologist.
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Of course you are, my boy.
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And you'll be a good deal
better, Will, when we prove
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that what you saw
confirms my own theory.
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Now, climb up on that rock
and see if you can locate it.
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Well, have you
spotted it?
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Not yet.
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Can't you see anything?
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Well, I see the Jupiter.
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And there's Mom and Penny.
They're doing the washing.
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Spare me the dreary domestic story.
Look for that outcrop.
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Golly!
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What is it?
Do you see it?
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I see it!
Where?
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Where? Show me!
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It's over that way!
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You'd better be
careful, Dr. Smith.
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Dad thought there might be
cosmic dust pits on this plateau
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with no bottom.
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Nonsense, my boy. In the
interest of science,
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one's personal safety
is of no consequence.
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Hang on, Dr. Smith!
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The plant could
give way at any moment!
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If you panic, you'll
just sink faster, so...
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So don't panic!
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I'm not panicking!
I'm not panicking!
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Just get me out of here!
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Oh!
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Oh, thank goodness.
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Oh! Oh!
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If this plant
hadn't been here,
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there's no telling how far
clown you might've dropped.
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That's why cosmic dust pits
are so dangerous.
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Just spare me the preachments.
Help me up, my boy.
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Ah! Thank goodness.
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Oh! What do we do now?
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We jump across it.
Jump?
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Sure.
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Careful.
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It's not too tough.
Watch me.
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Here. Come on.
It's easy.
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Agility, like youth,
is wasted on children.
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I cannot do it,
and I will not do it.
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Dr. Smith.
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No!
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Jump.
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Oh! The things I do in
the interest of science.
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Now, my boy, let's not waste
any more time in idle chatter.
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We must find that outcrop.
Come along.
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You're lagging, Will.
Where's your stamina?
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Will. Will, look.
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It's just
decomposed granite.
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It's not even shining.
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Fool's gold. Nothing but
an optical illusion.
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But we must have
seen something shining.
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Dr. Smith, look at this!
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It's funny we never received
any signals before.
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I wonder where
it came from.
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Don't get
too close, Will.
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If it contaminates you,
you'll contaminate me,
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and before you know it...
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As you can plainly see,
Will's urgent summons
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that you come here was
really quite unnecessary.
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His having seen a precious metal
was nothing but a mirage.
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He never said it was
precious metal, Doctor.
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And that ship... That ship
certainly is no mirage.
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Well, it's of no
earthly use to me.
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Well, why does everything have
to have an earthly use, Doctor?
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Don't let him answer that, or
we'll be standing here hours...
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listening to the miseries
of a galactic castaway.
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Major, you irk me.
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I wonder what kind of a guidance
and propulsion system it has.
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Well, I got a quick look at
it when the hatch was opened.
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It's compact as
a protein pill.
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That's really compact.
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Let's see what you make of
this protein pill, Robot.
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No involved, polysyllabic
jargon, if you please.
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Just simple, basic facts
that we can all understand.
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Design guidance and
propulsion systems
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of extragalactic
special delivery vehicle
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indicate unlimited thrust,
scope and speed.
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I wonder what
it delivers.
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Well, maybe the extragalactic
special delivery mail.
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It does, as such, conform
to a space relay station.
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How 'bout digging
a little deeper, Robot'?
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And clearer,
you garrulous gargoyle.
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Space capability
of vehicle
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subject to
errors inherent in my
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limited extragalactic
experience.
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May reach velocity
of light squared.
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Squared?
Why, that's impossible.
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Vehicle capable of
circumnavigating the universe.
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Space penetration
is possible
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up to and including
the sixth dimension.
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Warning!
Yes'?
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Unpredictable modifications
in cell structure
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are a hazard of such
multidimensional space flight.
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Wow.
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That's some pill.
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That's right.
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Till we know more about it, I suggest
that no one get close to it.
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We'll bring out some testing
equipment in the morning.
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Let's go back
to camp.
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I'll be right there.
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All right.
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What a remarkable
vehicle.
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I wonder what else
it can do.
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Well, if you know
how to work it,
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it can get you wherever you
want to go in nothing flat.
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Isn't that enough?
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Ample.
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That is, if I knew
more about navigating it.
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Is it very complicated,
my encyclopedic friend?
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Very compact.
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Tell me more.
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Its design is
simplicity itself.
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Getting better all the time.
How simple?
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What do you want
from me? Blood?
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Spare me the self-pity!
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Now, move in closer
and let rne have the answer.
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Dr. Smith, Dad didn't want
any of us getting too close.
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Is this scurrilous scatterbrain
to be considered one of us?
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Indeed, he is not. He is here
to obey my orders. Move.
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I'm waiting.
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Me too.
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You cowardly clump.
You're not close enough.
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Now advance and let
yourself be recognized.
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Find out how it works!
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Dr. Smith, I just don't...
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Quiet, my boy. I'm in command here.
Move!
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What is it saying?
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Computers require
readjustment to alien tongue.
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But tone of voice indicates
a warning of some kind.
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Then readjust. Quickly.
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Dr. Smith! He fired
some sort of ray at him!
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I knew we shouldn't
let him get too close.
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Dear boy, I wouldn't say
anything about this to anyone.
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We can put him back together
again in the morning.
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Will, I really don't think we
should stay here any longer!
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Something is very wrong. I don't like it.
Come along, Will. Come along.
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You're okay now.
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Do you know what
happened to you?
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Inaccurate
wavelength adjustment
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initiated hostile reaction.
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The error was mine, due to limited
extragalactic experience.
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Well, we'll try again
tomorrow, if it's still here.
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I sure hope it is.
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Do you know what
that's all about?
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Specifically, negative.
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But assumption is
that extragalactic vehicle
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is in "go"
condition for liftoff.
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Golly!
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Will Robinson to
extragalactic control.
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I'm ready for liftoff.
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I sure wish I knew who
belongs to this ship.
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Like to thank them
for letting me look around.
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Golly!
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So, you see,
my dear cousin Joan,
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no matter what you may have
heard to the contrary,
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life can be very normal on a
strange and remote planet.
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Will still has to be reminded
not to be late for dinner
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and Penny is still forgetful
about her personal appearance.
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Oh! And Judy is just a
little bit too critical.
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Looks like a comet.
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It might be that extragalactic
special delivery space vehicle
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taking off on its
appointed rounds.
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If it is,
I can't say that I'm sorry.
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Oh, my. Don't let
Will hear you say that.
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By the way, why isn't he out here?
Surely he must have heard it.
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When he's concentrating
on one of his projects,
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he can shut out any sound
that might interfere.
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Like a dinner call.
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I think I'll go tell
him what he missed.
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No, dear.
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I think that would
be rather unkind.
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You just let him continue
what he's working on.
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Oh, what a lovely,
peaceful night this is.
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Yeah.
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Sure nice to be
alone for a change.
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You know, you'd think
on a planet this size,
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it would be easy to
get away from it all.
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Oh! Am I
interrupting anything?
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I hope that's
not why you came.
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Of course not.
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I'm looking for Will.
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We were supposed to play a
game of chess this evening.
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Well, I haven't seen him.
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One, two, three, four.
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One, two, three, four.
One, two, three, four.
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What, Smith, are you
supposed to be doing?
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What you should
all be doing,
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maintaining your
youthful vigor with
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a conscientious
space fitness program.
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I regret to announce
that this very day,
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I found a white hair
in my head
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which accounts for these
comprehensive calisthenics.
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And you expect to
change its color
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with all this vim
and vigor, huh, Smith?
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Spare me your caustic remarks, Major.
They fall on deaf ears.
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Say, aren't you supposed to be
replanting the hydroponic garden
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after last night's storm?
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Don't prate to me
about food, Major.
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Man does not
live on bread alone.
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One, two, three, four.
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Oh, no.
One, two, three, four.
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We sure picked a nice, quiet
little spot tonight, didn't we?
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You're supposed to be
in your cubbyhole, mister.
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Affirmative.
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However, due to temporary
breakdown at alien site
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my schedule
was interrupted.
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What were you doing
at the alien site?
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He's frothing at the tapes with his
usual egomaniacal eccentricity.
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Negative. Reporting liftoff
of extragalactic vehicle.
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We're way ahead of you, Robot.
We heard it and saw it.
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With amateur pilot aboard.
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What do you mean
by "amateur"?
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I mean Will Robinson.
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Will took off in
the alien spaceship?
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Affirmative.
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And computations indicate
an imminent return.
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Penny, get your
mother and father quickly.
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We're going out there.
Come on, Smith.
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Will!
249
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:54,378
Will!
250
00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:59,334
What is it?
Are you all right?
251
00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:02,469
Will!
252
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,181
Will, your mother
asked you a question.
253
00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:06,803
Not really, Dad.
254
00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:08,806
She was just expressing
her momentary
255
00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:11,604
emotional anxiety
in rhetorical terms.
256
00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:13,647
Certainly the state
of my physical well-being
257
00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:14,975
should be apparent to all.
258
00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:20,946
Will, I don't understand.
259
00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:23,116
Why are you
speaking like that?
260
00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:24,408
Like what, Mother?
261
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,486
It isn't like you to
answer my questions
262
00:16:26,569 --> 00:16:28,571
with an analysis
of my feelings.
263
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:31,749
I'm sorry if the operation of
my mind doesn't please you,
264
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,417
but that's just
the way I am.
265
00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:36,496
The boy's showing a remarkably
independent spirit.
266
00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:37,705
Rather like mine.
267
00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:38,835
Be quiet, Smith.
268
00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:41,168
Incidentally,
you've been conditioned
269
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:42,843
to accept
the velocity of light
270
00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:45,638
as a limiting factor
in space travel.
271
00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:47,681
Well, my flight
disproved that theory.
272
00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:49,763
Yes, I can see that.
273
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:55,019
I'd, uh... I'd like to talk to you
about it. And your experience.
274
00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:58,977
Certainly, Father. But it may be a
little hard for you to understand,
275
00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:00,687
so I'll try
to simplify it.
276
00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:02,192
Well, thank you.
277
00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:12,740
I'll have to see what I can do
about improving on this weapon.
278
00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:15,042
It's very antiquated.
279
00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:16,118
What?
280
00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:18,629
Obsolete.
281
00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:21,499
That goes for us,
too, I suppose.
282
00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:24,381
I believe the boy's unlocked
the secrets of the universe.
283
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:27,384
We have a latter-day
Einstein in our midst.
284
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:30,558
I don't like obvious
flattery, Dr. Smith.
285
00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:32,510
Next time, try to be
a little more subtle.
286
00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:37,307
I beg your pardon.
I meant no offense.
287
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:41,145
You and I must have a nice,
long chat very soon, my boy.
288
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:42,570
Not until his
mother and I have had
289
00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:44,818
a much longer one
with him, Dr. Smith.
290
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,991
By the way.
291
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,319
Weren't you supposed to be working
in the hydroponic garden?
292
00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:52,367
The hydroponic garden?
Oh, yes.
293
00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:54,574
It completely
slipped my mind.
294
00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:57,251
But I shall attend to it
immediately after dinner.
295
00:17:57,326 --> 00:18:00,796
No, you won't. There won't be any
dinner until you get that job done.
296
00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:04,133
Indeed.
I shall very likely starve.
297
00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:07,762
Man does not live by bread alone.
Remember, Smith?
298
00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:09,384
Bah, Major.
299
00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:11,674
Come along, Will.
300
00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:30,363
Now, to understand me,
301
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:32,537
the first thing you'll
have to do is discard
302
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:35,991
everything you know about
energy conversion factors.
303
00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:37,370
Well, that's
impossible, son.
304
00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:39,293
I was afraid
you'd say that.
305
00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:42,417
How can I teach you anything if
you won't accept what I say?
306
00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:44,794
We don't want you
to teach us anything.
307
00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:46,968
We just want you to tell us
what happened to you out there.
308
00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:50,217
I wasn't aware that anything
had happened to me.
309
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:53,220
And if you insist on asking these
primitive and emotional questions,
310
00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:55,267
I won't be able to
tell you anything.
311
00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:56,595
Come here, son.
312
00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:01,482
Now, before you
took that flight,
313
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:05,403
you and I had a natural,
easygoing relationship,
314
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:07,731
the kind of thing that's normal
between a father and his son.
315
00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:10,441
You're saying
I'm abnormal now.
316
00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:13,277
But I'm not, Dad.
I know what I was like.
317
00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:16,581
And I haven't really changed.
Maybe you have.
318
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,957
No, he hasn't
really changed.
319
00:19:22,036 --> 00:19:25,085
He's just become a far-out
super-genius is all.
320
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:28,168
What happened in here?
Will was almost in tears.
321
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:31,049
Well, at least he experienced
that primitive emotion.
322
00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:32,846
He's still a boy.
323
00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:35,016
Has he given you
reason to doubt it?
324
00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:37,014
Well, not to
doubt it, Maureen,
325
00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:40,017
but to recognize that he's undergone
a tremendous acceleration
326
00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:43,020
in intellectual maturity
since he took that flight.
327
00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:44,897
In many ways,
he's way ahead of us.
328
00:19:44,975 --> 00:19:48,070
Yeah, I might have to bone up on
multidimensional flight phenomena
329
00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:50,273
if Will talked
to me again.
330
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:54,114
Well, it can't harm him,
can it?
331
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:57,493
No. Only in his
relationship to us.
332
00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:07,165
Will, would you like
to help me, please?
333
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:09,045
Help you with what?
334
00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:11,298
Transplanting some
of these vegetables.
335
00:20:13,963 --> 00:20:15,215
Is it necessary?
336
00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:16,591
We have to eat.
337
00:20:17,508 --> 00:20:19,556
Your methods are
very elementary.
338
00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:21,512
Oh! Do you know
any better ones?
339
00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:24,231
Yes, but it would be useless
explaining them to you.
340
00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:26,400
Look, Will, I realize
you're a brain now,
341
00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:28,853
but that doesn't mean you have
to put everybody else clown.
342
00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:31,314
Your hypersensitivity's
showing, Judy.
343
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:33,946
Now, if we keep this up, you'll
probably stomp out of here
344
00:20:34,024 --> 00:20:36,026
in a corny feminine huff.
345
00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:38,530
Well, I got news for you,
Will Robinson.
346
00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:41,741
I'm going to do
exactly that right now.
347
00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:46,712
Poor kid. No
intellectual discipline.
348
00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:48,915
Hey, Will.
349
00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:51,842
You want your revenge because I
beat you at chess last time?
350
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:53,169
You? Beat me?
351
00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:54,587
Have you forgotten?
352
00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:56,263
It just isn't possible.
353
00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:58,724
Isn't it? Just for that,
I'll do it again.
354
00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:01,928
It's useless, Penny.
You don't stand a chance.
355
00:21:02,011 --> 00:21:04,935
But you might as well
find out for yourself.
356
00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:08,146
Will, what's the matter
with you?
357
00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:11,320
I don't know. Come on, Penny.
Let's play.
358
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:19,453
I'll let you make
the first move, Penny.
359
00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:20,996
Not that it'll help.
360
00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:22,493
Gee, thanks.
361
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:27,457
There.
362
00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:36,341
I'm sorry, Penny.
363
00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:38,848
Sorry? About what?
364
00:21:38,923 --> 00:21:41,426
This game's
getting kind of boring.
365
00:21:41,509 --> 00:21:42,806
What do you mean?
366
00:21:42,885 --> 00:21:45,308
Now, try not to get
all sensitive like Judy,
367
00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:47,981
but you might as well know
you're already licked.
368
00:21:48,057 --> 00:21:49,354
lam not!
369
00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:50,727
It's inevitable, Penny.
370
00:21:51,227 --> 00:21:54,322
Now, when you attack with
your bishops, I'll take them.
371
00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:56,148
And then you'll get
busy with your knights,
372
00:21:56,232 --> 00:21:57,984
but by that time
I'll have your king.
373
00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:00,657
You know so much,
don't you?
374
00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:03,285
I'm sorry, Penny, but
that's just the way it is.
375
00:22:03,364 --> 00:22:05,492
Well, why don't we just
play the game and see?
376
00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:09,370
It's no fun when you know what's
gonna happen ahead of time.
377
00:22:09,453 --> 00:22:10,545
There's no challenge.
378
00:22:10,621 --> 00:22:12,248
Well, well, well.
379
00:22:13,249 --> 00:22:15,627
Playing the game of
great minds, I see.
380
00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:17,256
May I kibitz a bit?
381
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:20,055
There's nothing to kibitz.
I've had it.
382
00:22:23,634 --> 00:22:24,726
Now, then.
383
00:22:24,802 --> 00:22:26,429
Don't trouble yourself Dr. Smith.
384
00:22:26,512 --> 00:22:27,855
We're not evenly matched.
385
00:22:27,930 --> 00:22:31,525
Perhaps not. But we could
have a little chat.
386
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:32,692
About what?
387
00:22:33,143 --> 00:22:37,239
Oh, ships and shoes
and sealing wax.
388
00:22:37,731 --> 00:22:41,031
In other words, multidimensional
excursion vehicles.
389
00:22:41,110 --> 00:22:42,202
How did you know?
390
00:22:42,987 --> 00:22:45,615
You're very transparent
to me, Dr. Smith.
391
00:22:46,073 --> 00:22:49,498
Really? How delightful.
392
00:22:49,577 --> 00:22:51,124
Then we understand
each other, Will.
393
00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:52,876
No, I understand you.
394
00:22:52,955 --> 00:22:57,176
Now, what's on your mind? Not that
my answer will do you any good.
395
00:22:57,251 --> 00:23:01,631
Don't underestimate the intellectual
resources of Zachary Smith, my boy.
396
00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:05,218
Now, tell me. If I were to undertake
a flight in that vehicle,
397
00:23:05,301 --> 00:23:08,145
would it do for me
what it has done for you?
398
00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:11,311
Even if it did, I'm not
sure you could handle it.
399
00:23:11,473 --> 00:23:13,646
Let me worry about that.
400
00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:16,445
How would you like to give me a
few pointers on the technique
401
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:19,069
involved in
piloting that vehicle?
402
00:23:19,148 --> 00:23:21,571
For what ulterior
motives, Dr. Smith?
403
00:23:21,650 --> 00:23:23,527
Ulterior motives? I?
404
00:23:24,153 --> 00:23:26,872
All right. Then I'll
explain them to you.
405
00:23:26,947 --> 00:23:29,871
One, you can hardly
wait to leave here.
406
00:23:29,950 --> 00:23:33,170
Two, you're hoping that if you
can learn to fly that vehicle,
407
00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:35,668
it'll make you some sort of
lord of the galaxies.
408
00:23:36,123 --> 00:23:39,172
Three, if you can ever
guide it back to Earth,
409
00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:43,256
you'll become president of the
United States, at the very least.
410
00:23:43,839 --> 00:23:46,217
Really?
I hadn't thought of that,
411
00:23:46,342 --> 00:23:48,720
but it does sound
intriguing. Go on.
412
00:23:49,011 --> 00:23:50,888
I'm sorry, Dr. Smith,
413
00:23:50,971 --> 00:23:54,817
but you and I don't communicate
on the same level of maturity.
414
00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:00,940
Very well,
415
00:24:01,023 --> 00:24:04,744
William Robinson
Socrates Einstein.
416
00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:08,289
I'm not done with you yet.
417
00:24:13,118 --> 00:24:14,620
If Dad would
give me permission,
418
00:24:14,703 --> 00:24:17,877
I could pack all this into
one tenth of the space.
419
00:24:18,624 --> 00:24:20,877
No, he's not ready
for it yet.
420
00:24:25,089 --> 00:24:28,309
You're oversized, too,
as well as being obsolete.
421
00:24:28,384 --> 00:24:30,887
A product of
contemporary technology
422
00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:33,143
is incapable
of obsolescence.
423
00:24:33,222 --> 00:24:35,099
Have you got
a lot to learn.
424
00:24:35,182 --> 00:24:36,479
Will?
425
00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:38,773
You should be asleep.
426
00:24:38,852 --> 00:24:41,480
I don't need as much sleep
as I used to, Mother.
427
00:24:41,563 --> 00:24:42,735
You may not
think you do,
428
00:24:42,815 --> 00:24:45,443
with so much going on in that
wonderful mind of yours,
429
00:24:45,526 --> 00:24:46,994
but you still
need your sleep.
430
00:24:47,069 --> 00:24:49,697
No one else thinks
my mind's wonderful.
431
00:24:49,780 --> 00:24:51,748
They think I'm some
sort of freak highbrow.
432
00:24:51,824 --> 00:24:54,452
Oh, nonsense.
Of course they don't.
433
00:24:54,535 --> 00:24:57,084
Underneath, you're still
the same boy you always were.
434
00:24:57,204 --> 00:24:58,922
I don't feel that way.
435
00:24:59,248 --> 00:25:00,340
Oh.
436
00:25:01,250 --> 00:25:04,754
I tell you what. Tomorrow,
let's all go on a picnic.
437
00:25:04,837 --> 00:25:07,636
And if you enjoy it
as much as you always did,
438
00:25:07,715 --> 00:25:09,342
then you'll know
you haven't changed.
439
00:25:09,425 --> 00:25:12,349
I don't think it'll help,
but I'll go.
440
00:25:12,428 --> 00:25:14,101
All right.
441
00:25:14,179 --> 00:25:16,432
Come on, now.
Let's go to bed.
442
00:25:20,686 --> 00:25:23,064
Will, my dear boy. What
are you doing out here?
443
00:25:23,147 --> 00:25:24,865
I couldn't sleep.
444
00:25:24,940 --> 00:25:26,658
Ah, what a brilliant design.
445
00:25:26,734 --> 00:25:29,362
What a magnificent concept.
What is it?
446
00:25:29,445 --> 00:25:31,368
A reconstruction
of the Jupiter 2.
447
00:25:31,447 --> 00:25:33,745
Not that you'd understand it
or anyone else.
448
00:25:33,824 --> 00:25:36,703
I realize that.
That's why I'm here.
449
00:25:36,785 --> 00:25:39,288
I've made a very
important decision, Will.
450
00:25:39,788 --> 00:25:42,086
Oh? Who do you plan to get
in trouble this time?
451
00:25:42,166 --> 00:25:44,794
Oh, ye of little faith.
452
00:25:44,877 --> 00:25:47,801
The fact is, my boy, that at
the gravest risk to myself,
453
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:50,554
and for purely
altruistic reasons only,
454
00:25:50,632 --> 00:25:54,182
lam willing to undertake
a flight in that vehicle.
455
00:25:54,303 --> 00:25:56,931
Let's hear those altruistic
reasons, Dr. Smith.
456
00:25:57,014 --> 00:25:59,813
There is only one reason,
my boy. You.
457
00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:03,271
Oh, it hurts me deeply
to see you suffer the pangs
458
00:26:03,353 --> 00:26:05,026
of intellectual isolation.
459
00:26:05,105 --> 00:26:07,824
You need someone to soar with
you above the common herd
460
00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:10,323
to be an intellectual
giant like yourself.
461
00:26:10,903 --> 00:26:15,033
I volunteer for that
perilous assignment.
462
00:26:16,492 --> 00:26:18,961
I got back okay,
so it's not so perilous.
463
00:26:19,036 --> 00:26:20,913
Now, let's skip
the big talk, huh?
464
00:26:20,996 --> 00:26:23,249
You're not
very kind, are you?
465
00:26:23,332 --> 00:26:25,960
All I want is
to see you happy,
466
00:26:26,043 --> 00:26:29,764
to give you the companionship and
the understanding that you deserve.
467
00:26:29,838 --> 00:26:31,840
Isn't that what you need?
468
00:26:32,341 --> 00:26:36,187
Might be nice to have someone I
wouldn't have to talk down to.
469
00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:38,814
But there's
just one problem.
470
00:26:38,889 --> 00:26:40,232
What problem?
471
00:26:40,349 --> 00:26:41,692
You're not doing
this for me.
472
00:26:41,767 --> 00:26:43,769
Oh, my dear,
misguided boy...
473
00:26:43,852 --> 00:26:46,321
We might get on a whole
lot better if you'd admit
474
00:26:46,396 --> 00:26:48,615
that you were doing this
for yourself, Dr. Smith.
475
00:26:48,690 --> 00:26:52,240
You have cut me to the quick.
What can I say?
476
00:26:52,319 --> 00:26:56,540
It doesn't matter, 'cause I'd see
through it no matter what you said.
477
00:26:57,032 --> 00:27:00,036
But I guess it's wrong to hold
back scientific knowledge
478
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:01,712
from someone who
really wants to know.
479
00:27:01,787 --> 00:27:03,960
Oh, I do. I do.
480
00:27:04,039 --> 00:27:07,543
And we might get on a little bit
better once you've been out there.
481
00:27:07,918 --> 00:27:10,717
We'll be bosom buddies.
482
00:27:11,338 --> 00:27:14,137
You sound phony when you
say that, Dr. Smith.
483
00:27:14,842 --> 00:27:16,685
But, here.
484
00:27:17,845 --> 00:27:19,222
Here's a layout of
the guidance system.
485
00:27:19,304 --> 00:27:20,351
Yes.
486
00:27:20,430 --> 00:27:21,522
Hatch control here.
487
00:27:21,598 --> 00:27:22,645
Hatch control.
488
00:27:22,724 --> 00:27:23,725
Power acceleration here.
489
00:27:23,892 --> 00:27:24,893
I see.
490
00:27:24,977 --> 00:27:26,194
Retro rockets here.
491
00:27:26,311 --> 00:27:27,483
Yes. Yes.
492
00:27:28,438 --> 00:27:32,659
♪ Oh, Susannah
Don't you cry for me
493
00:27:32,734 --> 00:27:36,910
♪ For I'm going to Louisiana
with a banjo on my knee I'
494
00:27:57,384 --> 00:27:59,102
Now, let's see.
495
00:28:02,389 --> 00:28:03,481
Ah, yes.
496
00:28:08,270 --> 00:28:10,318
Power on.
497
00:28:14,776 --> 00:28:17,620
Main thruster on.
498
00:28:33,754 --> 00:28:35,802
Lord of the galaxies.
499
00:28:36,673 --> 00:28:38,846
Lord Zachary Smith.
500
00:28:39,968 --> 00:28:41,561
Oh, my.
501
00:28:44,806 --> 00:28:46,934
Going out to the drill site, Will.
You want to come along?
502
00:28:47,017 --> 00:28:49,736
Not right now. I'm waiting for Dr.
Smith to get back.
503
00:28:49,811 --> 00:28:50,903
Where is he?
504
00:28:50,979 --> 00:28:52,231
Right now,
I'd say he's probably
505
00:28:52,314 --> 00:28:54,316
on the return
leg of the flight.
506
00:28:54,399 --> 00:28:56,572
You mean, that
liftoff we heard earlier...
507
00:28:56,652 --> 00:28:57,904
Was Dr. Smith.
508
00:28:57,986 --> 00:29:02,207
He was very insistent, and I thought
the experience might do him some good.
509
00:29:06,411 --> 00:29:09,210
Well, he's back.
Shall we go welcome him?
510
00:29:14,878 --> 00:29:16,255
I don't know why we
should give him a welcome
511
00:29:16,338 --> 00:29:18,011
because if he tries any of
that superior knowledge
512
00:29:18,090 --> 00:29:20,513
he might have
gotten on me, he...
513
00:29:22,928 --> 00:29:24,430
Dr. Smith?
514
00:29:31,561 --> 00:29:34,781
Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
515
00:29:34,856 --> 00:29:37,029
See what has
happened to me?
516
00:29:37,109 --> 00:29:39,703
Look at my face
and weep.
517
00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:41,951
All because I
listened to you,
518
00:29:42,030 --> 00:29:44,624
you young upstart.
519
00:29:44,700 --> 00:29:47,499
The pain. The pain.
520
00:29:48,203 --> 00:29:51,047
Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
521
00:30:10,976 --> 00:30:12,068
Yah!
522
00:30:17,566 --> 00:30:19,159
What a calamity.
523
00:30:19,234 --> 00:30:21,487
What a tragic end.
524
00:30:21,570 --> 00:30:24,949
Laid low in
the prime of my life.
525
00:30:25,032 --> 00:30:28,832
Weak and afflicted
with the infirmities of age.
526
00:30:30,746 --> 00:30:32,840
I feel cold.
527
00:30:32,914 --> 00:30:35,667
I think I'd like a little
more broth, please.
528
00:30:35,751 --> 00:30:38,379
And put some
soft bread in it.
529
00:30:38,462 --> 00:30:41,306
My teeth are not
what they used to be.
530
00:30:43,550 --> 00:30:44,597
Hurry.
531
00:30:45,218 --> 00:30:46,765
Poor Dr. Smith.
532
00:30:47,929 --> 00:30:49,806
Isn't there something
we could do to help him?
533
00:30:49,890 --> 00:30:51,563
There must be.
534
00:30:51,641 --> 00:30:53,188
We'll make all
the tests we can,
535
00:30:53,268 --> 00:30:55,896
but I don't think
it'll do any good.
536
00:30:58,940 --> 00:31:01,534
Don, here. Why don't
you take it to him?
537
00:31:01,610 --> 00:31:03,487
Me?
Yes, go on.
538
00:31:03,570 --> 00:31:06,073
It might make him
feel better.
539
00:31:06,156 --> 00:31:07,908
Okay.
Go ahead.
540
00:31:11,912 --> 00:31:13,585
Here you are, Dr. Smith.
541
00:31:13,663 --> 00:31:15,711
Some nice,
warm soup for you.
542
00:31:15,791 --> 00:31:16,917
How 'bout that, huh?
543
00:31:17,042 --> 00:31:18,134
Thank you, Major.
544
00:31:18,210 --> 00:31:21,555
Very kind of you.
And high time too.
545
00:31:21,630 --> 00:31:23,257
Oh, now, Doctor.
Listen.
546
00:31:23,340 --> 00:31:26,640
Doctor, John and I are going
to do everything we can
547
00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:28,720
to try to find out what
happened to you out there.
548
00:31:28,804 --> 00:31:31,182
It's quite
unnecessary, Major.
549
00:31:31,264 --> 00:31:33,938
You will soon be
performing an autopsy
550
00:31:34,017 --> 00:31:36,770
of my mortal remains.
551
00:31:36,853 --> 00:31:39,572
No, listen. You see,
if we can simulate
552
00:31:39,648 --> 00:31:42,447
the conditions of your
flight in a test chamber.
553
00:31:42,526 --> 00:31:45,655
We might get a lead on how to
counteract the effect, you see?
554
00:31:45,737 --> 00:31:47,239
You really think so?
555
00:31:47,322 --> 00:31:48,824
Well, we're gonna
do everything we can.
556
00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:53,162
Now, can you tell us what your
velocity was when the change occurred?
557
00:31:54,246 --> 00:31:56,123
I can't remember.
558
00:31:56,206 --> 00:31:59,460
I can only remember
things of long ago,
559
00:31:59,543 --> 00:32:01,921
when I was
young and handsome
560
00:32:02,003 --> 00:32:04,097
and life was
full of promise.
561
00:32:04,172 --> 00:32:08,723
I think I might be able to
manage a little dessert, please.
562
00:32:08,802 --> 00:32:11,806
Something nice and sweet,
if you'd be so kind.
563
00:32:13,348 --> 00:32:15,601
Well, I'm glad to see
your appetite's okay.
564
00:32:15,684 --> 00:32:18,779
Will you begrudge me my
last remaining pleasure?
565
00:32:18,854 --> 00:32:21,198
I want something
nice and sweet!
566
00:32:33,827 --> 00:32:34,874
Give me a reading.
567
00:32:35,370 --> 00:32:37,043
93.2 and steady.
568
00:32:37,873 --> 00:32:39,796
All right.
I'll try more acceleration.
569
00:32:39,875 --> 00:32:43,049
According to my calculations,
I don't think the results...
570
00:32:43,128 --> 00:32:44,129
Be quiet, Will.
571
00:32:44,212 --> 00:32:45,509
It's going into
the red zone!
572
00:32:45,589 --> 00:32:47,557
Well, cut the power!
573
00:32:49,551 --> 00:32:51,553
That's what I was trying
to tell you would happen.
574
00:32:54,931 --> 00:32:56,558
Oh, John.
575
00:32:56,641 --> 00:32:59,645
Well, looks as though whatever
corridor of space Smith went through,
576
00:32:59,728 --> 00:33:01,321
we'll never
simulate it here.
577
00:33:01,396 --> 00:33:04,866
I might be able to get some answers
with a four-year analysis.
578
00:33:04,941 --> 00:33:07,114
Or better yet, I might
make another test flight.
579
00:33:07,194 --> 00:33:10,414
Oh, no. I don't want to hear any
more talk about a test flight.
580
00:33:13,992 --> 00:33:18,168
Must you disturb an old man's
rest with your horseplay?
581
00:33:18,246 --> 00:33:21,375
I should never have allowed
you to raise my hopes.
582
00:33:21,458 --> 00:33:22,755
I'm doomed.
583
00:33:23,627 --> 00:33:25,095
We haven't given up,
Dr. Smith.
584
00:33:25,170 --> 00:33:28,014
Oh, please,
don't raise my hopes again.
585
00:33:28,089 --> 00:33:30,262
My nerves can't stand it.
586
00:33:31,176 --> 00:33:34,430
I can see I must
prepare for the end.
587
00:33:34,888 --> 00:33:39,689
But please, Professor, keep
trying, and don't lose any time.
588
00:33:39,768 --> 00:33:43,614
Your results might be useful to
others even though I will not be here
589
00:33:43,688 --> 00:33:45,782
to benefit from them.
590
00:33:46,274 --> 00:33:47,867
Eh!
591
00:33:48,318 --> 00:33:50,821
Help an old man
up the ramp, girly!
592
00:33:52,113 --> 00:33:53,706
Here, Dr. Smith.
593
00:33:57,702 --> 00:34:00,546
Dad, I don't think his molecular
change is irreversible.
594
00:34:00,622 --> 00:34:02,044
What's that
supposed to mean?
595
00:34:02,123 --> 00:34:03,841
Well, darling, I'm not
sure I agree with him,
596
00:34:03,917 --> 00:34:07,046
but I think Will means that
there's hope for Dr. Smith.
597
00:34:07,128 --> 00:34:09,597
I guess what we need
is a fountain of youth.
598
00:34:09,673 --> 00:34:11,550
Or its deep-space
equivalent.
599
00:34:11,633 --> 00:34:13,556
Yeah, well, anyway,
we'll get going
600
00:34:13,635 --> 00:34:15,558
on our version of the fountain
of youth in the morning
601
00:34:15,637 --> 00:34:17,981
while you get
to work on yours.
602
00:34:27,482 --> 00:34:31,737
Well, Willie, have you
discovered anything?
603
00:34:38,159 --> 00:34:41,663
Not yet, Dr. Smith.
It takes time.
604
00:34:41,746 --> 00:34:44,750
Time and tide
wait for no man.
605
00:34:44,833 --> 00:34:46,961
I should never
have listened to you.
606
00:34:47,377 --> 00:34:51,098
I could do a lot better if you'd give
me some of your venerable blood.
607
00:34:51,172 --> 00:34:54,893
Oh, no. No, I have barely
enough to go around.
608
00:34:54,968 --> 00:34:55,935
It's just one drop.
609
00:34:56,011 --> 00:34:57,012
No, no.
610
00:34:57,095 --> 00:35:00,941
It could make the difference
between life and death to me.
611
00:35:01,016 --> 00:35:04,111
Well, it's not easy trying
to test the reversibility
612
00:35:04,185 --> 00:35:07,439
of molecular change
with just one white hair.
613
00:35:07,522 --> 00:35:10,526
I'm beginning to think the only
other way is a test flight.
614
00:35:12,027 --> 00:35:16,032
What would you do on
a test flight, sonny?
615
00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:19,960
Well, first I'd try putting the
guidance system in reverse.
616
00:35:20,035 --> 00:35:23,960
Brilliant idea. Do you
think it would work?
617
00:35:24,039 --> 00:35:26,212
It's scientifically feasible.
618
00:35:26,291 --> 00:35:28,714
However, out there,
there's no guarantee.
619
00:35:29,502 --> 00:35:30,924
No matter.
620
00:35:31,004 --> 00:35:33,177
I'm ready to try anything.
621
00:35:33,256 --> 00:35:35,884
What has an old
man got to lose?
622
00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:37,594
Not much, I guess.
623
00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:39,346
Then it's all settled.
624
00:35:39,929 --> 00:35:41,647
You'll go at once.
625
00:35:41,723 --> 00:35:42,770
Me?
626
00:35:43,683 --> 00:35:46,687
But you're the one who would
have to change, Dr. Smith.
627
00:35:46,770 --> 00:35:51,492
Surely you don't expect an old party
like me to risk a test flight.
628
00:35:51,566 --> 00:35:53,785
I might have
a seizure en route
629
00:35:53,860 --> 00:35:56,329
and then you'd never
know what happened.
630
00:35:56,404 --> 00:35:58,498
As a dedicated scientist,
631
00:35:58,573 --> 00:36:01,417
it's your duty to
make the flight.
632
00:36:01,785 --> 00:36:04,959
Well, I would, if I could
persuade Dad to let me go.
633
00:36:05,413 --> 00:36:09,168
Good heavens,
an intellectual giant
634
00:36:09,250 --> 00:36:13,221
with your maturity having to
ask permission from Daddy.
635
00:36:13,296 --> 00:36:14,843
He's still my father.
636
00:36:14,923 --> 00:36:17,642
But not your
intellectual equal.
637
00:36:17,717 --> 00:36:19,515
He's pretty good.
638
00:36:19,928 --> 00:36:23,023
I'd feel a lot better
if he knew more than I did.
639
00:36:23,098 --> 00:36:24,566
It's not much
fun when you have
640
00:36:24,641 --> 00:36:26,769
to explain things
to your own father
641
00:36:26,851 --> 00:36:29,195
and everyone else besides.
642
00:36:29,270 --> 00:36:31,739
Ah, what filial devotion.
643
00:36:31,815 --> 00:36:34,034
Think how proud he'd be
644
00:36:34,109 --> 00:36:37,283
when you told
him why you did it
645
00:36:37,362 --> 00:36:39,114
after you get back.
646
00:36:39,989 --> 00:36:42,663
If the reversibility
principle works,
647
00:36:42,742 --> 00:36:45,120
I'll be the way
I was before too.
648
00:36:45,537 --> 00:36:49,007
How happy it will
make your dear mother
649
00:36:49,082 --> 00:36:52,052
to have her
own little Willie
650
00:36:52,127 --> 00:36:54,471
back with her again, huh?
651
00:37:03,722 --> 00:37:06,521
Bon voyage. Bon voyage.
652
00:37:09,561 --> 00:37:10,858
What's happening?
653
00:37:10,937 --> 00:37:12,735
Such courage.
Such devotion.
654
00:37:12,814 --> 00:37:15,658
You have a remarkable
son, Professor.
655
00:37:15,734 --> 00:37:18,078
Dr. Smith, you'd better
explain, and quickly.
656
00:37:18,361 --> 00:37:20,830
He's reversing
the irreversible.
657
00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:23,037
What do you mean,
Dr. Smith?
658
00:37:23,116 --> 00:37:25,619
He'll be your own
darling little Willie again,
659
00:37:25,702 --> 00:37:28,581
and when I go, I shall
come back my own former,
660
00:37:28,663 --> 00:37:30,916
youthful, handsome self.
661
00:37:30,999 --> 00:37:32,546
Well, you crazy old fool!
662
00:37:32,625 --> 00:37:34,127
John, please.
Go get Penny, will you?
663
00:37:34,210 --> 00:37:36,508
We've got to
get over there.
664
00:37:36,588 --> 00:37:38,932
You're coming too,
foxy Grandpa.
665
00:37:39,007 --> 00:37:42,227
Steady, Major, steady. I still
have a delicate back, you know.
666
00:37:42,302 --> 00:37:43,519
Steady.
667
00:37:49,309 --> 00:37:52,028
Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Oh!
668
00:37:53,855 --> 00:37:57,200
I'm not sure that's the same ship.
What do you think, John?
669
00:37:57,275 --> 00:38:00,199
I don't know. It does
look a little different.
670
00:38:00,737 --> 00:38:01,863
Will?
671
00:38:33,186 --> 00:38:34,403
Don, don't.
672
00:38:35,897 --> 00:38:36,864
Mom, is it really...
673
00:38:36,940 --> 00:38:37,987
What is he saying?
674
00:38:38,066 --> 00:38:39,318
I wish I knew.
675
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:41,118
Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
676
00:38:41,569 --> 00:38:43,116
Oh, dear.
677
00:38:43,571 --> 00:38:47,872
The poor boy has reversed
himself beyond all recognition.
678
00:38:47,951 --> 00:38:50,295
Don't you
recognize me, Willie?
679
00:38:50,370 --> 00:38:54,170
It's Dr. Zachary Smith, your
loyal and lifelong friend.
680
00:38:54,249 --> 00:38:59,050
Words cannot express what I feel
for you at this very moment.
681
00:38:59,128 --> 00:39:03,304
But I'm sure some words
will come to me presently.
682
00:39:03,383 --> 00:39:07,934
In the meantime, have you
any hopeful news for me?
683
00:39:13,518 --> 00:39:14,690
Robot!
684
00:39:31,786 --> 00:39:32,912
Translate.
685
00:39:33,580 --> 00:39:37,130
"Where is my other vehicle?
It was here.
686
00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:39,006
"Where is my other vehicle?"
687
00:39:39,085 --> 00:39:40,928
Thank goodness
it's not Will.
688
00:39:41,129 --> 00:39:43,723
Then who is it?
Who is it?
689
00:39:46,718 --> 00:39:49,562
"It was here.
It belongs to me."
690
00:39:49,637 --> 00:39:52,732
Translate message
that it will return soon.
691
00:39:52,807 --> 00:39:55,481
It was taken by my son,
Will, but not for long.
692
00:40:04,193 --> 00:40:06,946
"I demand it now.
I demand it now."
693
00:40:07,155 --> 00:40:08,998
He must give us
a little time.
694
00:40:16,956 --> 00:40:18,924
Don, are you all right?
695
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,126
Just stung.
696
00:40:21,836 --> 00:40:23,179
"Silence."
697
00:40:41,898 --> 00:40:46,449
Frankly, sir, you see
before you an unhappy creature
698
00:40:46,527 --> 00:40:48,700
who until a few
short hours ago
699
00:40:48,780 --> 00:40:50,999
was in the full
flower of his youth.
700
00:40:51,074 --> 00:40:52,997
Don't you realize he can't
understand one word?
701
00:40:53,076 --> 00:40:56,046
He might hear the plea
for pity in my voice.
702
00:40:57,205 --> 00:40:58,878
"You are the king?"
703
00:40:59,499 --> 00:41:00,625
Oh, yes.
704
00:41:00,708 --> 00:41:03,507
Until a little while ago,
I was truly a monarch,
705
00:41:03,586 --> 00:41:06,385
a veritable emperor
of a man.
706
00:41:07,674 --> 00:41:09,221
What are you...
707
00:41:15,682 --> 00:41:19,528
You wouldn't hurt me, would you?
You wouldn't hurt an old man.
708
00:41:23,231 --> 00:41:25,825
"I wait. C-300."
709
00:41:31,739 --> 00:41:34,913
He goes by light velocity.
He'll wait five minutes.
710
00:41:35,410 --> 00:41:37,162
What are you doing?
711
00:41:47,046 --> 00:41:49,845
What if Will isn't
back in five minutes?
712
00:41:49,924 --> 00:41:53,224
He's got Smith as a hostage, I guess.
Our king.
713
00:41:59,684 --> 00:42:02,528
Don, if I can
attract his attention,
714
00:42:02,854 --> 00:42:04,902
maybe you can work your way
around behind him.
715
00:42:05,773 --> 00:42:07,446
I'll try.
Robot?
716
00:42:08,276 --> 00:42:10,825
Request alien's permission
to examine his velocimeter.
717
00:42:11,863 --> 00:42:12,910
Understood?
718
00:42:12,989 --> 00:42:13,990
Affirmative.
719
00:42:15,867 --> 00:42:19,371
My friend, try to make
this creature understand
720
00:42:19,454 --> 00:42:21,923
that I was
speaking only figuratively
721
00:42:21,998 --> 00:42:24,968
when I referred to
myself as a monarch.
722
00:42:25,043 --> 00:42:28,718
Negative. Computers preempted
for more important processing.
723
00:42:47,565 --> 00:42:49,317
I don't understand!
724
00:43:08,086 --> 00:43:10,930
Will! Watch out!
Stay inside!
725
00:43:14,050 --> 00:43:17,475
Hold your fire, unless we can hit
him without endangering Will.
726
00:43:21,974 --> 00:43:23,191
Will! Be careful!
727
00:43:25,186 --> 00:43:26,278
What are you doing here?
728
00:43:26,354 --> 00:43:27,401
Ah! Willie.
729
00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:29,323
I think I've got
good news for you.
730
00:43:29,398 --> 00:43:31,867
Good news?
Look there.
731
00:43:32,318 --> 00:43:36,789
He's going to punish you for
borrowing his ship by abducting me.
732
00:43:36,864 --> 00:43:40,414
I'll be shanghaied
to a terrible fate.
733
00:43:40,493 --> 00:43:42,837
Not if I can
explain why I took it.
734
00:43:42,912 --> 00:43:44,835
Help me, Willie.
Help me.
735
00:43:44,914 --> 00:43:46,040
I'll try.
736
00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:55,342
Hello, there.
737
00:43:56,092 --> 00:43:58,186
We were wondering
when you'd show up.
738
00:43:58,845 --> 00:44:01,849
I hope you're not angry because
I borrowed your vehicle.
739
00:44:02,807 --> 00:44:04,605
Twice.
740
00:44:04,684 --> 00:44:08,530
The first time, I did it
because I got carried away.
741
00:44:09,230 --> 00:44:11,824
And the second time,
I did it for Dr. Smith.
742
00:44:11,899 --> 00:44:13,651
Yes, he did it.
It was for me.
743
00:44:14,068 --> 00:44:16,162
I wanted to test out its...
744
00:44:18,239 --> 00:44:19,240
Its...
745
00:44:19,323 --> 00:44:20,575
Willie?
746
00:44:21,367 --> 00:44:23,369
To see whether it
could change him back.
747
00:44:24,078 --> 00:44:26,126
He wasn't always
the way he is now.
748
00:44:26,747 --> 00:44:30,593
He never had this beard before
he took a ride in your vehicle.
749
00:44:31,544 --> 00:44:34,639
I guess that makes
three rides we took in all.
750
00:44:37,842 --> 00:44:39,014
Don, don't shoot!
751
00:44:39,093 --> 00:44:40,720
Maybe I can
talk him out of it.
752
00:44:42,513 --> 00:44:43,514
Let him try.
753
00:44:43,598 --> 00:44:46,317
I hope you'll let
Dr. Smith go.
754
00:44:46,392 --> 00:44:50,522
Because if you're thinking of taking
him back to where you come from
755
00:44:50,605 --> 00:44:52,027
wherever that is,
756
00:44:52,106 --> 00:44:55,110
and making him
a slave or something,
757
00:44:56,194 --> 00:44:58,037
personally,
I don't think it'll work.
758
00:44:58,112 --> 00:44:59,159
No.
759
00:44:59,238 --> 00:45:01,912
He's not much use when
it comes to work anyway.
760
00:45:02,241 --> 00:45:03,959
And he can't
live much longer.
761
00:45:04,118 --> 00:45:05,836
Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
762
00:45:05,912 --> 00:45:07,755
Unless you take
him up for a ride
763
00:45:07,830 --> 00:45:09,628
in your vehicle
and change him back.
764
00:45:09,707 --> 00:45:11,584
He'd be very grateful,
and so would I.
765
00:45:11,667 --> 00:45:13,169
We would.
We definitely would.
766
00:45:13,252 --> 00:45:14,925
Do you understand?
767
00:45:18,424 --> 00:45:19,846
No! Willie!
768
00:45:19,926 --> 00:45:21,803
Wait! What are you doing to him?
769
00:45:22,637 --> 00:45:24,389
No! What are you
doing to him'?
770
00:45:24,472 --> 00:45:26,895
Willie!
Do something, Willie!
771
00:45:27,141 --> 00:45:29,815
Don't take him away!
Dr. Smith!
772
00:45:32,813 --> 00:45:34,156
No!
773
00:45:45,076 --> 00:45:46,077
Will.
774
00:45:49,163 --> 00:45:52,508
I guess it didn't do much
good talking to that alien.
775
00:45:52,583 --> 00:45:54,927
We'll never see
Dr. Smith again.
776
00:45:57,004 --> 00:45:58,051
Oh!
777
00:46:08,683 --> 00:46:10,105
Oh, poor Dr. Smith.
778
00:46:10,184 --> 00:46:13,438
All we can do is hope that
wherever he is, he'll survive.
779
00:46:13,521 --> 00:46:15,774
Maybe he'll be a brain,
like I was.
780
00:46:15,856 --> 00:46:17,699
You mean, you're not
a brain anymore?
781
00:46:17,775 --> 00:46:20,073
Not half as
much as Dad or Don.
782
00:46:20,903 --> 00:46:22,951
Well, there's not much
more we can do here.
783
00:46:23,030 --> 00:46:24,247
Let's go back to camp.
784
00:46:24,365 --> 00:46:25,662
Yeah. Come on.
785
00:46:45,511 --> 00:46:47,809
"In memory of
Dr. Zachary Smith
786
00:46:47,888 --> 00:46:49,811
"who was transferred
from this spot
787
00:46:49,890 --> 00:46:52,484
"to the vast unknown
of the sixth dimension.
788
00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:54,654
"Gone but not forgotten."
789
00:46:54,729 --> 00:46:57,323
Indeed. And indeed.
790
00:46:57,398 --> 00:46:59,071
And indeed.
791
00:47:00,026 --> 00:47:01,403
It did what I asked.
792
00:47:01,485 --> 00:47:05,160
To paraphrase a 19th-century
master of the written word,
793
00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:06,491
the report
of my disappearance
794
00:47:06,574 --> 00:47:08,622
seems to have been
greatly exaggerated.
795
00:47:08,701 --> 00:47:10,328
Well, I think I can
guess where he's going,
796
00:47:10,411 --> 00:47:12,664
but I still don't
know why he came here.
797
00:47:12,747 --> 00:47:15,466
This would probably explain
it, if I could understand it.
798
00:47:16,125 --> 00:47:18,002
He gave it to me just
before he let me go.
799
00:47:18,419 --> 00:47:19,887
The Robot might know.
800
00:47:20,338 --> 00:47:21,715
Splendid idea.
801
00:47:23,549 --> 00:47:26,519
Of course, it could
be a key to his city
802
00:47:26,594 --> 00:47:28,346
for an honored guest.
803
00:47:28,429 --> 00:47:30,272
Translate it for us,
my dear friend.
804
00:47:30,348 --> 00:47:32,066
"I bid you farewell.
805
00:47:32,141 --> 00:47:36,738
"Planet is unsuitable as
extragalactic relay station.
806
00:47:36,812 --> 00:47:40,237
"From the brave youth,
I have learned your speech.
807
00:47:40,316 --> 00:47:43,195
"I knocked off some of
the bearded one's years
808
00:47:43,277 --> 00:47:45,200
"to please the youth.
809
00:47:45,279 --> 00:47:47,247
"He sure is a dandy."
810
00:47:48,157 --> 00:47:50,626
Oh! Of all
the ungenerous ingrates!
811
00:47:53,287 --> 00:47:55,881
He could have made me a few years
younger than I was before.
812
00:47:57,917 --> 00:47:59,919
Smith, you haven't
changed a bit.
813
00:48:00,294 --> 00:48:01,546
Come on.
814
00:48:04,298 --> 00:48:07,518
As for you, sir,
I'll attend to you later.
815
00:48:18,813 --> 00:48:19,860
Is this the place?
816
00:48:19,939 --> 00:48:20,906
Yes.
817
00:48:20,981 --> 00:48:24,235
But as I told you before, the
laser pistol is beyond recovery.
818
00:48:24,318 --> 00:48:26,741
You know we've never checked
out this particular area.
819
00:48:26,821 --> 00:48:29,074
I ought to wring your neck for
allowing Will to come here.
820
00:48:29,156 --> 00:48:31,750
He wanted to collect
some unusual rock specimens.
821
00:48:31,826 --> 00:48:35,080
Besides, why all this fuss about
one small, unimportant weapon?
822
00:48:35,162 --> 00:48:37,164
Anyone would think
I had lost the crown jewels.
823
00:48:37,248 --> 00:48:40,252
Well, as far as I'm concerned,
that laser's a lot more valuable.
824
00:48:40,334 --> 00:48:41,586
We need it,
and we're gonna get it.
825
00:48:41,836 --> 00:48:43,964
Very well, if you insist.
826
00:48:44,046 --> 00:48:45,343
I certainly do.
827
00:48:58,185 --> 00:49:01,109
Yes. There it is,
on the floor of the cave.
828
00:49:01,772 --> 00:49:03,445
For two buttons and
an old shoestring,
829
00:49:03,524 --> 00:49:05,197
I'd make you climb
down there and get it.
830
00:49:05,985 --> 00:49:08,613
You wouldn't. You Know that I
have a phobia about heights.
831
00:49:08,696 --> 00:49:10,289
I get extremely dizzy.
832
00:49:10,364 --> 00:49:12,833
Losing the pistol was
an accident. Ask Will.
833
00:49:12,908 --> 00:49:16,333
I did. He said you heard
this sound, drew your laser
834
00:49:16,954 --> 00:49:18,956
and then this
small lizard appeared.
835
00:49:19,039 --> 00:49:21,133
You screamed,
dropped the pistol and ran.
836
00:49:21,208 --> 00:49:23,552
You have your facts
completely awry, sir.
837
00:49:23,627 --> 00:49:26,301
In the first place, the lizard
was not small, it was huge.
838
00:49:26,380 --> 00:49:28,348
In the second place,
I did not drop my pistol.
839
00:49:28,424 --> 00:49:29,801
The reptile flung
it from my grasp.
840
00:49:29,884 --> 00:49:33,184
And in the third place,
I did not scream and run.
841
00:49:33,262 --> 00:49:35,390
I made a calm,
orderly retreat.
842
00:49:35,890 --> 00:49:37,892
Knowing your unquestioned
bravery in the past,
843
00:49:37,975 --> 00:49:39,852
I can believe that.
844
00:49:39,935 --> 00:49:41,187
All right.
I'll get the laser.
845
00:49:41,645 --> 00:49:43,147
All you've got to do
is hold on to the rope.
846
00:49:43,230 --> 00:49:45,232
Yes, yes.
I can do that.
847
00:49:46,025 --> 00:49:48,323
Never fear, Smith is here.
You're in good hands.
848
00:49:48,402 --> 00:49:49,779
All right,
now pay it out slowly.
849
00:49:49,904 --> 00:49:51,326
Yes, I can do that.
850
00:49:51,405 --> 00:49:52,748
Careful.
851
00:49:52,865 --> 00:49:54,162
All right. Slow.
852
00:50:09,465 --> 00:50:12,344
All right.
A little more slack.
853
00:50:12,426 --> 00:50:14,053
More slack coming up.
854
00:50:20,559 --> 00:50:21,731
It's a cave-in!
855
00:50:22,019 --> 00:50:23,862
Pull up on the rope!
I'm coming up!
64771
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