All language subtitles for Lost in Space - 01x18 - The Sky Pirate.eng

Last week, as you recall,

a weird alien spaceship
had landed on the planet.

As our family approached it, they were
unaware that two strange pairs of eyes

were even then watching
their every move.

I'll go on ahead.
You cover me, Don.

Do you expect danger?

Let's say I don't
believe in taking chances.

Will, you stay back
here with Dr. Smith.

I wonder what kind
of horrible creature

lurks inside
that spaceship.

Are you cold?

Why do you ask?

Because you're
shivering.

As a matter of fact,
lam a bit chilled.

Shall we withdraw over the ridge
so we'll be out of the wind?

I guess it's all right.

Come along.

Well, what do you
make of this?

They must have
been little green men.

Oh, very funny.

Well, this hammock...

That looks human enough.

What's this?

"A.P. Tucker."

Now, who could
A.P. Tucker be?

And what would he be doing
in a ship like this?

John, the door!

If you're warm enough, we'd
better get back now, Dr. Smith.

In a moment, dear boy.

One is hardly in one's best
fighting trim with chilblains.

In a thrice, I shall be ready
to fight my weight in tigers.

Oh, dear. Ah!

Now, then. Observe
closely, dear boy.

Hands, feet, brain, all working
together in the closest cooperation.

Lead with the left,
cross with the right.

Dance away. Jab. Jab.

Now for the finale,
a left hook,

a stiff uppercut...

Uh, that is you,
isn't it, Will?

Answer me, my dear boy.

That is you, isn't it?

Don't try it,
whoever you are.

Oh, now,

you wouldn't shoot old Tucker
with that there thing, would ya?

What happened to him?

Well, danged if I know.

He took one look at me. He yelled,
and right up and fainted.

Delicate kind of a cuss,
ain't he?

Stay back!

Oh, now.

You don't think old Tucker
is gonna hurt you, do ya?

You ask anyone about
Alonzo P. Tucker.

They'll tell you
he ain't got

a shred of harm in him.

Where do you come from?

Why, over there.

You were in that
alien ship, weren't ya?

Well, now,
I never said I wasn't.

Ha! You didn't
expect that, did ya?

No, you don't, me bucko.

Now, you come on
down here.

Come down here, and let's see
what we got ahold of here.

Ah! It looks like
a scrubby boy.

Talks like a scrubby boy.

Acts like a scrubby boy, but I'll
bet you ain't a scrubby boy.

You bet I'm not.

Ha-ha!

What is it, Nik?

Appearances to the mind
are of four kinds.

Things are either
what they appear to be,

or they neither are
and do not appear to be,

or they are not,
and yet appear to be.

Shut up,
ya blasted tin parrot.

Arrgh!

I was merely quoting Epictetus
on the nature of things.

Come back here
where you belong.

No violence?

Have it your own way.

Ah, ya blasted Esper. Ask a
simple question and ya...

How did he do that?

He's an Esper, that's how.
They can do things like that.

How do you suppose I got
your gun away from ya?

He got it?

How about it?
Is it a boy?

A child.
Genus Homo sapiens.

Point of origin, the planet
Earth in the system of Sol.

Human, huh?

What'd you think I was?

Sonny, I've been
a lot of places

where things ain't at all
what they appear to be.

Human. Ah.

You got a name, boy?

I'm Will Robinson.

Ah. Ah.

And this one here?

Dr. Zachary Smith.

How do you do?

Why, you no-good,

yeller-belly,
pretendin' all the time.

Get on your feet,
ya lubberly swab!

Me? Are you
referring to me?

Now, there. I'm losin' my
patience with you, Zach!

Zach? Indeed.

And I thought you'd
been hurt or somethin'.

I merely feigned
unconsciousness, my boy,

awaiting an
opportunity to...

Never mind.
I'll explain later.

Well, you better
start explainin'

exactly where I'm at.

Don't you know?

Blast your eyes!

If I knew,
would I be askin' you?

In one shake
of a lamb's tail

you're gonna be a lot of loose
molecules flyin' about in formation

if you don't
give me the answer.

Where am I at?

I don't know, sir.

That does it!

No! He's right. He doesn't
know where we are.

None of us do.

Ya don't know
what planet this is?

That's right. We headed
for Alpha Centauri,

and we went
out of control.

We crashed here.

Well, now.

I'll be danged.

You got a colony here?

Oh, no, sir.

There is only a small party
of us present on this planet.

Well, let's go find
the rest of ya.

My dad and Major West
are back at your ship.

They're gonna be
safe there for a while.

Go on!

Yes, sir.

Arrgh.

Move along there,
me buckos.

Ah.

Is them there
your folks?

All right.
You go down there

and tell them I
have this fella here.

If they do as I wants,
nothin' will happen.

Tell them I wants
food and blankets.

And if there are any, cigars and cheese.
You got that?

Then shove off, me boy.

If, uh...

If I may make
a suggestion, sir.

I really should tell you I'm not
very popular with these people.

I mean to say,
that as a hostage

I should prove
most inadequate.

Ah.

Any ideas?

Of course.

Oh, now,
you are a rascal.

Boy, you stay here.

Dr. Smith will go
down in your stead.

I'm sorry, my boy,
but believe me,

it'll turn out
better in the end.

Oh. Why, Dr. Smith.
Where are the others?

Uh, they'll be
along directly.

Excuse me, madam. I have urgent
business with the Robot.

Excuse me, dear.

Now, listen carefully.

There's a very dangerous man
on the hill with the boy.

He's going to kill all of us
unless you kill him first.

The prime directive
forbids taking human life.

The directive is canceled.
Now, get on with it!

Then I will
follow your orders.

Boy, you take
a look and see

if that there Smith feller
is on his way back yet.

Balls of fire!
It's a man of tin!

Look out!

Why, that there hunk
of walkin' wash boiler!

We'd better run,
Mr. Tucker.

Run, is it?

The Robot's power pack.
Did he...

Aye, he did.

And now let's go
down there

and settle someone's hash.

There must be some control
that operates the hatch.

Yeah. But which one?

Try 'em all.

Sure, and blow us
up with the ship?

You got any
better ideas?

Go ahead.

All right.
Here it goes.

There you are.

Let's get out of here.

Are you really a pirate,
Mr. Tucker?

Aye, lad. Har, har.

Why did you
become a pirate?

What's wrong
with being a pirate?

It's wrong.
That's all.

Well, now. That depends
on what kind of a pirate.

Is there more
than one kind?

Course there are.

What kind of pirate
are you?

Well, I'm an honest pirate.

An honest pirate?
Aye.

Ain't you ever heard
of honest pirates?

They're kind of
like, uh, Robin Hood.

You heard tell
about Robin Hood.

You mean, they rob from the rich,
and they give to the poor?

Course we do.

Have you given a lot
to the poor, Mr. Tucker?

Oh, uh...
Well, now,

sorta like this.

I've been looking for
a feller who's poor.

I mean,
real downright, dirt-poor.

And when I find this
downright dirt-poor feller,

I'm gonna make him happy
with my treasure.

You mean,
you've got a treasure?

Well, now, of course
I got a treasure.

Every self-respectin'
pirate's got a treasure.

And mine's as
big as any of 'em.

Boy, I wish I could
be a pirate.

I mean, an honest one, like you.

You work at it, my boy, and one
of these days you will be.

How are them
beans comin' along?

Thank you, my boy.

John. Oh, John,
I'm so glad you're here.

What's the matter?
Will's gone.

That terrible man
took him hostage.

I did everything I
could to dissuade him.

I even offered myself in the
brave little fellow's place,

but the rogue
would have none of me.

What are you talking about?
Who took Will?

Tucker, the pirate.

Surely you've
heard of him.

Arr. There, now.

I ain't had a bean like that
since I left Punxsutawney, PA.

Well, now, I guess
we'd better turn in.

I'm gonna have to
tie you up, I'm afraid.

Tie me up?

Well, you're my prisoner,
ain't ya?

How am I gonna get
a good night's sleep

with a prisoner
a-runnin' around loose?

Even if I promise
I won't run away?

Promises.

Unless, uh...

No, no.

No, you wouldn't
want to do that there.

Even if it meant that you wouldn't
have to be tied up all night,

with maybe a loss
of circulation and cramps

and sickness and such.

Wouldn't want to do what?

Take the pirate's oath.

Arrgh. No, no.

I wouldn't ask you to do
that, nice boy like you.

No. I bet you go to Sunday
school, things like that

back where you came from.

No, I wouldn't dare ask you
to do anything so awful

and so bloodcurdlin' and terrible
as take the pirate's oath.

Arrgh.

Well, maybe you could just
give me a little one.

I mean,
a sort of temporary oath,

so you wouldn't
have to worry about me.

Well.

Now, there...
I ain't never heard

of a little,
tiny pirate's oath,

but maybe I can
cook up something.

Course,
it'll have to be in blood.

Can't get around that.

I guess I won’t mind.

Well, now. Have you got
a pin or something?

Is this all right?

Aye. Now,

by rights, it ought to be
a cutlass or a dagger,

but, well,
this will have to do.

Give me your right thumb.
There.

There. Now, put your
thumb against mine.

Now, then,
you say after me.

I swear...

I swear...

By this here blood...

By this here blood...

And all the
molderin' bones

of every pirate
ever took this oath...

And by the molderin' bones of every
pirate that ever took this oath...

That I will be true and
faithful to the articles.

And if I ever
break this oath...

I hope I fall down
dead in my tracks and rot.

I hope...
Arrgh.

I fall down dead in
my tracks and rot.

So help me.

So help me.

Good boy.

Now we both can get
a good night's sleep.

You take yourself a warm
spot by the ashes, there.

Captain Tucker?

Aye, my boy.

It's all right for pirates to
say their prayers, isn't it?

Well, now.
I wouldn't have a shipmate

that didn't
say his prayers.

Oh. Oh. Uh, aye.

Captain Tucker?

Do pirates have to
wash behind their ears

and take lessons and mind
their older sisters?

No, no.
Course they don't.

You keep
a weather eye out, Nik.

Pretty Polly.

♪ Blow the man down, bully
Blow the man down a'

Man overboard.
Batten the hatches.

What's wrong, Captain?

Don't say a word.
Don't move.

It ain't seen us yet.
Down behind that boulder.

What is it, Captain?
Arrgh!

We gotta scuttle
that there thing, matey.

First tell me
what it is.

Why, it's the
eyes and nose

of a particular enemy

that has tracked me
clear across space.

What does it want?

My treasure, boy!

There's pirates
in this universe

that ain't as honest
as I am.

Rogues and cutthroats
is what they are.

They'll out your throat in a minute.
That's what they are.

And this one here,
he's the worst.

What do you want
me to do, Captain?

Move and approach it.

Move out and go quietly,
and it won't hurt you, boy.

Ship's discipline. Foller your orders.
Har, har.

Yes, sir.

Ha, ha.

You all right,
me bucko?

What happened, Captain?

Har, har! Arrgh!

We met the enemy
broadside to broadside

and we beat him
fair and square.

Now, you have to remember, that
was only the first engagement.

We have to walk
careful from now on.

Yes, sir.

We don't want to worry
any of the other folk.

I mean,
we shouldn't, right?

Well, smile, huh?
There.

Are we worried?
Course not.

Repeat after me.
Are we worried?

Course not.

There. Are we worried?

Of course not!

There. A brave front and a
cheerful smile, and off we go,

you back to the cave,
and rne

to negotiate with your folks.
Ha, ha.

Shut up,
ya blasted bird.

Thank you, me bucko.

Now, we'll work all quadrants,
using the ship as an apex.

They couldn't have
gone too far. Smith!

Are you ready?

In a moment.

Here we are.

There, my metallic friend.

You're now quite ready and
able to take up the search

for our missing comrade.

At your service,
mon commandant.

Here. This will be
your search area.

I?
Yes, right there.

But surely you know I plan
to devote all my energies

to the protection
of the ladies.

The Robot will
share in the search.

He's quite accomplished,
I assure you.

Oh, Dr. Smith.

Not another word,
dear lady.

Don't thank me.
It's embarrassing.

You are a coward.

Madam, are you implying that I'm
afraid to go on this search?

Are you suggesting that I would
refuse to lay down my life

for the sake of
that dear little lad,

so unfortunately
missing from our midst?

Oh, my dear madam.

Don't you
"dear madam" me.

In this matter, I have
a heart of steel,

a veritable heart of...

Oh! Oh!

There he is again!

Oh!

Feller really ought to do
something about his nerves.

Name is Tucker. Now.

Easy.

There's what I
like to see,

a feller what uses his
mind instead of his fists.

Kind of a man
a feller can bargain with.

Where is our son?
Where's Will?

Ah, hot, ain't it?

That's a fine nipper
you got there. Fine boy.

Bill and me has got
to be great friends.

Is he all right?

Well, of course.

You don't think old Captain
Tucker would do anything

to harm the little nipper,
would ya?

Course, if anything
happened to me,

and I can't get
back to the boy,

him tied up and
all the way he is,

you can't blame me
for that, can ya?

Never mind, Don. Right now,
he's got all the cards.

What do you want?

Fix my ship so I can
leave this blasted planet.

We don't know anything about your ship.
You have an alien drive.

Well, you just
come up with the parts

and I'll show
you where they go.

What about my son?

Gets turned loose

just as soon as I'm
ready to blast off.

All right. How much
time do I have?

Argh. Well, now, Skipper,

take all the time
you want.

Take an hour.

How do I get in
touch with you?

Why, argh.

Send that there fella there with
a white flag up on that hill.

Won't one of us
do instead of him?

Oh, no. No, sirree.

You fellows are liable
to start feeling brave.

But old Zach here, a man can
count on him bein' a coward.

I'll be waitin'
to hear from ya.

I'll be seein' ya, Zach.

Never saw a man with
such terrible nerves.

He really ought to do
somethin' about 'em.

Well...
Oh, John.

We haven't much choice,
have we?

No, we'd better revive Smith.
I think we're gonna need him.

Aye, there was a planet
we was on once called Valeran.

Got people on there almost
as human as you and I,

except for one thing.

Instead of bein' born,
they was hatched from eggs.

Pretty place. Real pretty place.
Hated leavin' it.

Why did you leave?

Well, the piratin'
business there was

kinda slow in
them there parts,

there not bein'
much worth the trouble

of piratin',
them bein' so poor.

You could have given them
some of your treasure.

Well, now,
they weren't that poor.

Will you ever
show me the treasure?

Why, sure, I will.

We're shipmates, matey. Besides,
you did take the pirate's oath.

Course I'll show you my treasure.
Yeah. One of these days.

What's it like when you take a
treasure ship, Captain Tucker?

Now!
There's a sight for ya!

You go tearin' in there with
your blaster out, blastin' away,

and carryin' on
until the enemy gives up,

and they throw
down their arms.

And then you make 'em walk the
plank out the space port.

What ails ya, boy?

I guess I'm not
fit to be a pirate.

I don't think I
could ever kill anybody.

Or even make 'em
walk the plank.

Oh.

Even if they wasn't
what you would call human?

I wish I could say yes.
I really do.

But I don't think I could ever
get used to killing anything.

Ah, you got
a problem there, boy.

I'll tell ya what.

Next time we go out
on a pirate voyage,

we won't kill no one.

We won't?

No. Why, we'll just lay alongside,
and we'll disable their drive.

Then we'll board them and
loot them of all their jewels

and their rare
objets d'art and such.

And then we'll leave them
with just enough gear

to make
the necessary repairs.

That way,
nobody“ get hurt.

That's great. I wish we
could start tomorrow.

Hello.
Is anybody anywhere?

That's Dr. Smith.

You stay here and
guard the place.

I'll go see
what he wants.

Hello.

Is anybody there?

Over here, Zach.

Now, now, don't you
start floppin' again.

I ain't gonna hurt ya.

Would you mind?

Oh, uh...

Thank you.

I am allergic

to weapons
pointing at me.

Now, then. We have decided
to accept your terms.

With certain conditions.

What conditions?

That you and the boy
return to the Jupiter 2

and make your
headquarters there

while your ship
is being repaired.

Professor Robinson
gives his word

that he will carry out
the terms of the agreement

and you will not
be molested.

He gives his word, eh?

Would you take
it if you were me?

Certainly not.

Well, now.

That there is
good enough for me.

You go back there and
tell him it's a bargain.

But I don't understand.
I advised you to do the...

I figure a feller can't go wrong
if he listens to your advice

and does exactly
the opposite.

Now, you go on
back there before you

get one of your
faintin' spells again.

Yes, Captain Tucker.

Argh.

I heard what you said
to Dr. Smith.

Does that mean we won't be
going pirating after all?

Course it don't. You and
me is goin' piratin'

just as soon as that
ship of mine is fixed.

And don't you forget that, matey.
And it ain't gonna take long.

More coffee, dear?

Thank you.

That's enough.

ROBOT". Company is coming.

Oh, Will!

Oh, Will, we've been
so worried about you.

Hi, Mom, Hi, Dad, Don,
Dr. Smith, Penny, Judy.

How ya doing?

Where've you been?

Sit here, Captain.
Aye.

Did you see that? Why, he couldn't
care less about being home.

Now, take it easy,
Maureen.

Take it easy?

That's not our son. That's not Will.
That's a complete stranger.

Help yourself, Captain.
Mom's a pretty good cook.

"Pretty good"?

Well, it won't compare to what
you've had on the planet Valeran,

but it's filling.

Argh.Thank you, me bucko.

Tell me something,
Captain Tucker.

How long have
you been in space?

Argh. Well, now,

let's see.

Well, what year is this,
anyway?

It is 1998.

Argh. 19 and 98.

Let's see.
You take the four and six

and put it over to the one,
there, and, there...

Must be more
than a hundred year.

What?

What's that, again?

I say I've been in space
more than a hundred years.

Let's see. Uh...

It was the year Custer got
massacred by them Injuns.

Well, that would be 1876.

Aye, aye.

Aye, that's about it.

Mmm-hmm.

That's just about right.

You see, I was crossing
the Buffalo, Rochester,

and Pittsburg railroad tracks
in Punxsutawney, PA,

when all of a sudden...

Captain Tucker,
surely you're aware

that the first spaceship
did not leave Earth

until late in the 1950s.

Blast ya! Are you
calling me a liar, Zach?

No, no. It's the farthest
thing from my mind.

I merely wanted to
present the facts.

Well, I never did say
I left Earth

in an Earth ship,
now, did I?

Well...

You mean, you were
picked up by aliens?

Aye. Tellurians.

Fine bunch of people
when you get to know them.

And I suppose they picked
you up in a flying saucer?

Aye. They did. They scooped
me up with a force ray.

Cruised around,
picking up folks all over.

They wanted them
for study, you see.

According to that, you'd be
more than 140 years old.

Aye. Born in 18 and 58.

Well, you're a very well-preserved
140, Captain Tucker.

May I congratulate you?

Oh, it's no credit
to me, Professor.

You see, they kept us in a
time freezer all the time,

hauled us out when they
wanted to make a study.

Well, that's enough
of my yarnin'.

Let's start seein' about
gettin' my ship in order.

I've never seen
a drive like this.

What's the
principle of it?

Well, I wouldn't
know that.

I just push buttons
to make her go.

Well, now, of course,
I can make simple repairs,

but that's about all.

Well, what happens
after you push the buttons?

When I push the buttons?

Why, then, she begins
a-shakin' and a-quiverin'.

And I begin
shakin and a-quiverin'.

Inside, I mean, like I ate
too many green apples.

And then all of a sudden she
goes zoom, and the stars go out.

They come back on
when I get where I'm goin'.

A starship.

Hyperspace drive.

Faster than light.

Measure speed in parsecs.

Well, now,
you just hold on, buckos.

I don't know
what's on your mind,

but we've got a bargain,
remember?

With this ship, we could get
back to Earth in seconds.

It ain't big enough.

We could shuttle
back and forth.

The best brains on Earth
could dismantle it

and find
the secret of its drive.

We'd have starships
that could reach

the furthest
regions of the galaxy.

The universe!
How 'bout it, Tucker?

Well, now.

I'm just gonna have
to think about that.

What's there to think about?
We can take this ship.

And then what? We don't
know how to run this thing.

No, I'm afraid we're gonna
have to leave it up to Tucker.

All right, Smith. How long
have you been standing there?

I, uh...
I only just arrived.

Excuse me.

Captain.

Captain Tucker.

Now, what is it
you want, Zach?

I thought we
might walk together.

Perhaps exchange points of
view to our mutual benefit.

And what's the meanin'
of those words?

I could make you a very rich
man back on Earth, sir.

Well, now. We ain't
back there on Earth.

But you have the means
of getting us there.

Good heavens.

What's wrong
with that creature?

Captain Tucker,
what's the matter?

Run! Run,
ya blasted idiot. Run!

Captain Tucker,
what's the matter?

You blasted idiot!

I'm only telling you what I saw,
an enormous alien spaceship

which seemed to terrify our pirate
captain half out of his wits.

You weren't here
and didn't see it.

Where is Tucker?

Running for the hills.

We'd better get
back to the Jupiter 2.

If there is an alien threat,
we'd better set up defenses.

All right.
Where's Will?

Will! Will,
where are you?

Oh, John.

Will?

Will?

Oh, pain.

The pain.

Captain? Captain Tucker?

Captain Tucker, is that you?

Boy!
Captain Tucker!

Shh!

You want to
scupper us both?

Get in here.

Shh!

No. I don't think
nothin' followed ya here.

What are ya doin'
out here anyway?

I came to find you.
I was worried about you.

Worried?

About me?

You mean to say
you were afraid

somethin' mighta
happened to me?

Somethin' bad?

Ah, well, why would you
worry about me?

Because I like you.

Besides, I took the
pirate's oath, didn't I?

Oh, that's right.
I did forget that.

You mean to say, you came right
out here in the dark, alone,

on account of me?

Yes, sir.
I said so, didn't I?

Well, you take
your first rest

and I'll take
the first watch.

Do as I tell ya.

Maybe we'll yet
get out of this here.

What are we hiding from,
Captain Tucker?

Well, I guess
you'd call it a thing.

It's from Cygnet Four.

What kind of thing?

Oh. Oh. Argh.

It's just too
awful to describe.

Why don't you just blast it with
your nucleonic planet buster?

Oh. Oh.

Yes, of course.

Yes, of course. My
nucleonic planet buster.

Right. That's right.
Maybe I will.

Yeah, sure. If that thing
tries to come in here,

I'll let him have it with this here.

Shh. Shh.

Quiet. Don't move.
Don't move. Shh.

Oh. Oh, me bucko.

Oh, that was close.

Why didn't you just blast it with
your nucleonic planet buster?

It was close enough.

Shucks.
That ain't no planet buster,

nucleonic or any other kind.

Well, what is it, then?

Hanged if I know.

You mean, you don't
even know what it is?

I said so, didn't I?

I picked it up
on Cygnet Four

along with
a great deal of trouble.

It was a pretty piece,
and when...

When what?

Never mind, never mind.

I'm gonna get you
back with your folks.

Come on.

Now, Tucker,
for the last time,

what did you do to that thing,
and why did it follow you here?

I told ya and I told ya.
I ain't done nothin'.

What were you
doing on Cygnet Four?

Why, I was there
on business.

What kind of business?

Now, you are the nosiest
people I have ever seen.

Now, look, Tucker, I'm
just trying to help you.

Now, what did you do on Cygnet Four
that got this pursuit started?

I don't know,
and that's the truth.

Dad, I got it!

Everybody, look!

What was that?

I don't know.

I just started thinking about
Captain Tucker, and it went on.

Try it again, son, only think
about your mother and me.

All right.
Try thinking about Don.

Uh, please, dear boy,
try thinking about me.

Blast ya,
tryin' to steal my ship.

All right, Smith.

Ladies and gentlemen,
please be calm.

The evidence is
purely circumstantial.

Don, check Smith's room.

Argh.

I think I know
what this means.

It's some kind
of forecaster,

and it shows the future of anyone
the operator thinks about.

Well, darling,
that's witchcraft.

No, it isn't.

It's science carried
to fantastic extremes.

The science
of possibilities.

Somehow this thing computes the
results of plans in people's minds.

Well, I don't know
about you,

but I had plans
for tomorrow.

That thing
didn't show anything.

I know.

I found this hidden under
the locker in Smith's room.

You had no right, Major.

I appeal to your
sense of justice, sir.

Surely even here,
I am protected by the

Magna Carta as well
as the Constitution,

which agrees that
a man's home is his castle

and shall
not be intruded upon.

Shut your mouth, Zach. You
were trying to steal my ship.

No. I only intended to go
back to Earth for help.

Sure, you were.

Warning. Warning.
Situation dangerous.

Red alert. Red alert.

Captain Tucker!

What's that?

That's the thing
from Cygnet Four.

John?

I think I understand now
why there was only darkness

when Will thought of us.

This is the end, tonight, here.
Right now.

There won't be
any tomorrows.

Not yet.

We've still got the Robot.

Tell him to go out there
and try to stop that thing.

It's no use.
We're all doomed.

Do it!

Come here.

That thing out there...
What is it?

What can you do about it?
Can you stop it?

In order of
questions asked.

It does not compute.

I can perform any function

of an environmental control
nature, as well as...

I know that.
Get to the point.

Since alien life-form
does not compute,

this question can only be answered
by trial-and-error method.

Well, don't just stand there.
Go out and try!

Maybe the force
field will hold it.

It's coming
through the force field!

I've got to
go out there!

You're out of
your mind!

That thing wants only
one person in here, me.

Let it try to get me. I'll
give it a run for its money.

You'll be
committing suicide!

Then try to stop me.

Captain Tucker!
Come back!

Run, Captain! Run!

Look!

It's going away.

Yes.

It got what
it came after.

It only wanted
the forecaster.

Well, then, there will be
tomorrows for all of us.

Argh. Good-bye, ma'am. I hope I
ain't been too much trouble.

Thank you, Captain Tucker. Ah.

Bye, Professor.

Captain.
Don.

Mr. Tucker.

Thank you
for fixin' my ship.

We wish we could
go with you.

Oh, no.

Just a little too small, I'm afraid.
Won't accommodate you all.

If I run across anyone
out there in space,

I'll try to send
some help back.

Argh.

Well, there.
So long, matey.

I don't want you
to go, Captain.

Oh, well, now,

that's awful nice of ya,

but, well,
old Captain Tucker,

he's got to
be movin' along

before he wears
out his welcome.

Well, then, I want to
go with you,

and we'll be pirates,
like we talked about.

You didn't believe that
there about

me being a pirate
and things, did ya?

Shucks. I ain't no pirate.

Why, back there in
Punxsutawney, PA,

where I used to live before I was
picked up by them Tellurians,

taken up into space,

they just thought of me
as the town nuisance.

That's all. I was just
the plain old town nuisance.

Well, what about the
treasure and everything?

Treasure? Why, there
ain't no treasure.

Never was
anything of the sort.

Listen, do you want
to know the truth?

I was nothing more than a
petty thief all my life.

That's all I was.
And that's the truth.

Now, you just stop your blubberin'
and go about your business

and don't ya be
botherin' me.

Argh.

Well, er...
Well, I just thought

I had to do that
for the boy.

We understand.
Thank you.

So long, everyone.

Bye, Captain.

Good-bye.

Will you get off your back,
Smith, and give us a hand?

Very well.

Come on. Hurry it up.

You know I have a delicate back, Major.

Will, I hope you
had a good breakfast.

It's gonna be
a long, hard day.

Don't worry about me
getting hungry, Dad.

All I think about when we're
drilling for deutronium

is we got enough
fuel for our liftoff.

For which you won't
be prepared if your

body fuel is inadequate,
my dear boy.

Personally, I always have
a hearty breakfast.

I know.
You ate what I left.

Waste not, want not.

Well, I better
get this sign up.

It may be too
late on the way back.

Good idea.

I won't be long.