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Five minutes to my birthday party!
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Mom, Barbra Jean said, and I quote...
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" Reba, no party is complete with less
than four colors of streamers.''
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I don't think you want to be
quotin' Barbra Jean to me right now.
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All I've heard from that woman all week is,
"I got a great idea, Reba.
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" Let's do it my way, Reba.
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I'm 6 foot 8, Reba.''
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You know, I gotta say,
Barbra Jean may be pushy...
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but her party ideas are solid.
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Look. I made a doggy.
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I'm the mother. I'm supposed to be
the one who gets to plan the party.
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What do you expect? Barbra Jean isn't happy
coming to the party. She has to be the party.
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Remember Halloween,
when she showed up wearing...
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that ridiculous
outfit and scared everybody?
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Honey, that wasn't Halloween.
That was yesterday.
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[ Reba ]Ha, hey.!
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?? [ Singing ]
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?? [ Ends ]
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[ Doorbell Rings ]
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They're here! They're here!
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- Come on! Come on!
- Everyone, we have to be quiet.
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- Elizabeth is trying to sleep.
- Honey, they'll be quiet.
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It's just a bunch of eight-year-olds
we're pumpin' full of cake and candy.
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Say cheese!
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Don't say anything.Just smile.
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[ Shutter Clicks ]
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Here you go.
There's a poster on the dinin' room table.
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Stick your picture on it
and sign it. Okay? Have fun.
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- Tiptoe! Tiptoe.
- [ Sighs ]
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Cheyenne, they're kids.
They haven't taken a vow of silence.
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- I'm on it.
- Aah! Aah! Aah!
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- You're off it. [ Sighs ]
- [ Door Closes ]
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Cheyenne, the baby
can't hear us down here.
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You don't understand. If somebody
does wake up Elizabeth, she won't stop crying.
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Well, she'd learn to if you didn't run up
and pick her up every time she made a peep.
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It's not a peep, Mom.
It's a cry for help.
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A horrible, irritating cry.
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Guys, Elizabeth is six months old.
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She needs to learn to soothe herself
so she could fall back to sleep.
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But, Mom, letting her just cry
would be so mean.
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No, letting her cry
is the best thing for her.
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That's what I used to do with you.
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[ Scoffs ]
What?
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Yeah. I used to let you
cry it out sometimes.
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Wait a minute.
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You let me just sit
in my crib and cry?
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Is your heart made of stone?
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Who are you?
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Mom, I was a baby.
I just wanted my mommy.
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D-Did you think it was funny?
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Did it make you feel powerful?
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[ Doorbell Rings ]
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Hey, Reba.
How excitin' is this?
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Our little boy is growin' up.
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[ Chuckling ] Yeah, it seems like only
yesterday he was my little boy.
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Well, look at this.
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I thought we talked
about streamer placement.
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No. You talked, I ignored.
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- I'm just gonna go move these over here where-
- They're fine.
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- Yeah, but it would look so much better- Ooh.
- [ Shutter Clicks ]
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- Oops. Where'd you go?
- [ Chuckling ]
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[ Sighs ]
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I'm makin' a poster forJake. Smile.
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Brock, she's gone.
You can smile now.
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No, I can't.
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I got a few Botox injections.
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What? You?
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Botox injections?
Isn't that cosmetic and girlie?
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No, it's not girlie. It's botulism...
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which is a deadly poison,
which is very manly.
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Yeah, but is it supposed
to make your face look...
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dead and creepy?
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No. It's supposed to
take away the wrinkles.
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So, I guess it was the wrinkles
that made you look alive.
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- What happened?
- I was playing poker with
a few of my doctor buddies.
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I ran out of cash.
So I bet a tooth whitening...
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Frank raised me
a few Botox injections-
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I hit a full house.
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[ Chuckling ]
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Yeah, I think he's-
he's still a little mad about losin'.
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It's hard to believe that injecting poison
into your face could go so wrong.
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Frank said it's only temporary.
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Think it makes me look younger?
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Oh, absolutely.
Younger, dead and creepy.
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Come on in.Join the party.Jake's over there
laughin', smilin', showin' some emotion.
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I guess he got that from me.
Oh, ho, ho.
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I gotta get a picture of that. Smile!
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Stop it!
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And I got pens and paper.
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The kids will each
write a sentence...
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the last word of which
will rhyme with "Jake.''
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Like, " Another great idea
from the big blonde flake''?
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Like that...
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but not that.
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And I got pin the tail on the donkey.
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- Kyra, would you run out there
and put up the donkey?
- Do it yourself.
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Kyra!
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It's okay.
Every party has a pooper.
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And I guess we found ours.
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What was that?
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You need to watch your mouth,
young lady.
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Barbra Jean is your stepmother.
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You can't talk to her like that.
She deserves some respect. You got that?
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You don't respect her.
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Yes, I do. I totally do.
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[ Scoffs ]
You mean like when you said that Barbra Jean...
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is where brain cells go when they die?
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[ Laughing ]
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That's totally different.
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Barbra Jean and I have
a special relationship.
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You're 1 3 years old, and you don't
get to speak to her that way.
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Now, you're gonna sit right here until you think
of a way to apologize to Barbra Jean. Okay?
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- Okay. Okay.
- All right.
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I am very, very angry.
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- Okay. She's almost down,
but she's still a little fussy.
- [ Elizabeth Crying ]
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Well, she probably wants to go to the party.
You know, kids love cake.
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No, Van. She needs a nap.
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No, she's not getting a nap.
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She's got us running up and down
the stairs every 1 0 minutes.
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She's not a kid, she's a StairMaster.
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Maybe we should try
what your mom said.
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Oh, my God. She's gotten to you.
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Elizabeth's only six months old.
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Your mom's like
a million months old.
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Maybe she knows better.
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Look, Cheyenne,
when you're at school...
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I'm the one who has to
take care of Elizabeth.
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And I would run to the moon
for that little girl.
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But I could also crank up SportsCenter
and just let her wail.
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- Van.
- But what if your mom's right?
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She raised you,
and you turned out pretty awesome.
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- [ Sighs ] I don't know, Van.
- I know. I know.
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But we'll never know
unless we try it.
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Like that time I tried sushi.
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- You hate sushi.
- Yeah, but now I know I hate sushi.
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Kyra's right, you know.
She gets her bad attitude from you.
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- She does not.
- If you have a problem with Barbra Jean, talk it out.
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Sit down, woman-to-woman,
and sort it out.
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Sit down and talk with Barbra Jean?
Are you kidding?
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'Cause I can't tell.
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I'm serious.
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You're, like, addicted to
makin' fun of Barbra Jean.
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I'm not addicted.
I can stop anytime I want.
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- Ha-ha-ha.
- I mean it. I'll stop insulting her.
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I can. It's not fair to the kids to make them
as bitter towards Barbra Jean as I am.
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They'll have to learn that on their own.
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Okay, that's the last one.
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Guess what! The clown's here.
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Yeah, we know. But who's the guy
with the rainbow wig? [ Laughs ]
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Absolutely the last one.
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[ Clown ]Okay, who likes magic?
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- Isn't " Mr. Peppers'' a great name for a clown?
- Yeah.
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If I were a clown,
what would you call me?
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Man, I wish
you'd asked me that yesterday.
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A frog in a blender! Aaah!
"Ribit.'' " Ribit.'' " Ribit.'' " Ribit.''
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- [ Laughing ]
- Come on, guys.
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Oh-ho, that's good.
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Red and green. You're funny.
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[ Chuckles ]
What is that, sarcasm?
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No, no. Uh, really, you're very good.
I'm- I'm havin' a great time.
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Tell your face.
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Everybody's loving
the pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey game.
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'Cause I hung up the donkey...
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myself...
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as per your instructions.
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Look, Barbra Jean,
I'm sorry about before.
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I was just joking.
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Kind of like how my mom
kids you all the time.
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Well, that's different.
Your mom and I have a special relationship.
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- Hey, that's what she said earlier.
- She did?
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See, I always thought
she teased me because she liked me...
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but, you know,
you never know for sure.
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Oh, yeah. That's why she does it.
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And I was just trying
to do the same thing.
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But I guess it sounds different
coming from a kid.
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Oh, Kyra, don't worry about it.
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I just hope when you grow up, you find
a special friend like I found in your mom.
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Me too. Of course,
I'll have to get married first.
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Reba, this is terrible.
Nobody can tell what I'm feeling.
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-[ Barbra Jean ] Yoo-hoo.!
- How much is that Botox?
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That Mr. Peppers is a hoot.
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Honestly, Reba, is there anything
like watching a big, silly clown...
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running around
with too much makeup on?
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Not that I can say.
[ Chuckles ]
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How about that cake?
Everybody ready to sing for the birthday boy!
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- [ Children Murmuring ]
- Is there somethin' wrong, Reba?
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- No, everything's fine.
- Because you're actin' weird.
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I'm just really, really glad that you're here.
That's all. Really glad.
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- Yeah.
- Uh-huh.
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Hey, you know what's funny?
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Right after high school,
I was gonna go to clown college.
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- Mm-hmm?
- But I didn't get accepted.
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Hmm.
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Maybe I should've
just sent a picture.
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Oh, boy.
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- [ Van ] Okay.! It's "Happy Birthday'"time.
- Whoo.
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- Does everybody know all the words?
- Yeah!
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Here we go.
And a one, and a two-
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Excuse me!
[ Gasps ]
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- [ Door Closes ]
- I left you alone for two seconds!
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Oh, don't give me that look.
Oh, I forgot, it's the only look you have.
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I'll go talk to her.
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Come on, Barbra Jean.
Jake's cake's waitin'.
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I don't know what I did
for you to treat me like that.
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- Like what?
- Polite!
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Even Kyra knows
that's not our relationship.
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- What'd she say?
- Well, you know, how- how you
tease me because you like me.
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You know, all the fun zings.
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[ Chuckling ]
Yeah, right. Right.
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Well, I guess I hadn't been doin' that
because some people- not me, mind you-
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but some people might think
that's a little mean.
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Friendship is never mean.
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See, they don't get that.
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- So, you ready to go in, pal?
- You mean it?
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Absolutely. Come on.
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- You ready?
- Can I give you a hug?
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Not if I was chokin'
on a piece of sausage.
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- Zing!
- Zing!
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There's the Reba I love.
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- That's what I was tellin' him.
- I know.
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Okay, everybody.
All better. Ready to sing?
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Oh, I don't want Reba
to sing near me.
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I didn't bring my earplugs.
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- [ Laughing ]
- What are you doin'?
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Zingin' you.
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- You know, 'cause I like you.
- [ Chuckles ]
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Oh, you got me, all right.
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Oh, when's this party
gonna be over?
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Nothin'.
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- Reba, did you make the cake?
- Oh, you bet.
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No pre-made cake
for my little feller.
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It's very interesting.
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I've never had
sawdust cake before.
234
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[ Laughing ]
235
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Okeydokey. Now, how about
let's open some presents?
236
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- Yea!
- Here you go.
237
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This one's from me.
You're gonna love this,Jake.
238
00:14:37,478 --> 00:14:41,039
- Oh.
- It's a birdhouse kit!
239
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You get to build
a birdhouse and then paint it.
240
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Yeah, that's great.
[ Scoffs ]
241
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Maybe next year
you'll get him a rat condo.
242
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- Barbra Jean.
- Reba.
243
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- [ Laughing ]
- Well, you two are even more special than usual.
244
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This turned out to be a better party
than I thought it would. Is there any coffee?
245
00:15:01,836 --> 00:15:04,236
Oh, come on now, Brock.
You've had Reba's coffee.
246
00:15:04,305 --> 00:15:06,967
It'll make you cry.
247
00:15:07,041 --> 00:15:09,566
Kind of like Cheyenne did when she
was a baby and Reba wouldn't go to her.
248
00:15:09,643 --> 00:15:11,577
[ Imitates Baby Crying ]
249
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" I want my mommy,
but she won't come.''
250
00:15:16,951 --> 00:15:18,976
- Oh!
- Be right back.
251
00:15:19,053 --> 00:15:21,317
Me and my pal are gonna
go get the coffee.
252
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Okay.
253
00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:27,493
- You know what? I lied.
- Me too.
254
00:15:27,561 --> 00:15:30,257
Your cake didn't taste like sawdust.
255
00:15:30,331 --> 00:15:33,027
It tasted like sand. Zing!
256
00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:37,265
Stop that! Stop keepin' score.
257
00:15:37,338 --> 00:15:42,002
Which, by the way, if we were doing,
would be about a billion to one!
258
00:15:42,076 --> 00:15:45,568
[ Sighs ] I'm trying to be honest
with you, Barbra Jean.
259
00:15:45,646 --> 00:15:49,138
I say the stuff I say
because I'm still upset about the...
260
00:15:49,216 --> 00:15:51,548
situation.
261
00:15:51,619 --> 00:15:54,452
- Because I horned in on the party?
- No!
262
00:15:54,522 --> 00:15:57,389
I'm talkin' about the big situation.
263
00:15:57,458 --> 00:16:01,326
I'm talkin' about the thing that we
never talked through, woman-to-woman.
264
00:16:02,530 --> 00:16:04,521
- Oh, my gosh.
- Yeah.
265
00:16:04,598 --> 00:16:06,725
You're going through menopause.
266
00:16:08,235 --> 00:16:12,672
No, I'm not going
through menopause, you dingbat.
267
00:16:12,740 --> 00:16:16,198
You and Brock. That's what I'm talkin' about.
You wreckin' my marriage!
268
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Uh-
269
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Yea!
270
00:16:20,881 --> 00:16:23,543
Hey, look at you!
271
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Whoo! Look at them.
Look at that.
272
00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:31,549
I guess I've never actually brought this up
to you and talked about it face-to-face.
273
00:16:31,625 --> 00:16:33,855
And that's probably my fault.
274
00:16:33,928 --> 00:16:37,921
And maybe my clever little comments
when you're around are immature...
275
00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:39,932
but that's how
I've dealt with this.
276
00:16:41,235 --> 00:16:43,169
[ Sighs ]
277
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This hasn't been
easy for me, Barbra Jean.
278
00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:49,406
Well...
279
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- I am very sorry to hear that, Reba.
- Okay.
280
00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:55,375
Because, as you can imagine...
281
00:16:55,449 --> 00:16:59,579
it has just been
a freakin' picnic for me!
282
00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:09,121
You think your clever little comments
are tough for me to handle?
283
00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:14,156
[ Scoffs ]
Huh! I'm the other woman, Reba.
284
00:17:14,235 --> 00:17:17,261
I'm the whore of Babylon!
285
00:17:20,808 --> 00:17:23,936
I get looks and whispers...
286
00:17:24,011 --> 00:17:26,070
and fingers pointin' at me every day.
287
00:17:27,815 --> 00:17:30,113
But everybody acts friendly...
288
00:17:31,685 --> 00:17:34,449
just like you did today.
289
00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:37,422
Phony smiles and fake sincerity
hurt a whole lot worse...
290
00:17:37,491 --> 00:17:40,255
than your clever little jokes...
291
00:17:40,327 --> 00:17:43,660
which, frankly,
aren't all that clever either.
292
00:17:47,468 --> 00:17:50,494
Some of'em are.
293
00:17:50,571 --> 00:17:54,803
Look, if this is supposed to make me
feel sorry for you, it ain't workin'.
294
00:17:54,875 --> 00:17:58,174
I don't want you
to feel sorry for me, Reba.
295
00:17:58,245 --> 00:18:00,873
I just want to know where you stand.
296
00:18:00,948 --> 00:18:03,416
I want you to be honest with me.
297
00:18:04,485 --> 00:18:06,612
Okay. I can do that.
298
00:18:06,687 --> 00:18:08,917
Your party ideas are stupid.
299
00:18:08,989 --> 00:18:13,449
They didn't let you into clown college
'cause you're too big to fit into the car.
300
00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:16,291
And I sing way better than you.
301
00:18:17,498 --> 00:18:21,832
- There's my Reba-ruba-roo.
- [ Chuckling ]
302
00:18:21,902 --> 00:18:25,770
And if you call me that again,
I'm gonna slap the blonde right off of you.
303
00:18:32,212 --> 00:18:34,407
[ Elizabeth Crying ]
304
00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:41,852
Hey.
305
00:18:41,922 --> 00:18:44,447
I got you a corner piece.
306
00:18:44,525 --> 00:18:46,516
I don't feel like
eating cake right now.
307
00:18:46,593 --> 00:18:48,823
[ Crying Continues ]
308
00:18:48,896 --> 00:18:51,387
Why'd you always like the corner piece?
309
00:18:51,465 --> 00:18:55,128
- I remember when you were little-
- My baby is crying, Mom.
310
00:18:55,202 --> 00:18:57,568
Oh, I thought that was Van.
311
00:19:00,341 --> 00:19:02,468
- Cheyenne, I know this is tough.
- Really?
312
00:19:02,543 --> 00:19:05,410
- Do you?
- Yeah, sweetie, I do.
313
00:19:05,479 --> 00:19:10,382
I remember sittin' outside your door
frettin' the same way.
314
00:19:10,451 --> 00:19:13,249
But I knew in my heart
it was the best thing for you.
315
00:19:14,355 --> 00:19:16,323
Well, it doesn't feel right in my heart.
316
00:19:17,658 --> 00:19:20,183
You know, all of these things that are-
317
00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:23,855
that are supposed to be
the right things to do, you know?
318
00:19:23,931 --> 00:19:27,264
In the morning,
when I leave her to go to school.
319
00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:29,666
And when I come home,
and she's already in bed.
320
00:19:31,739 --> 00:19:34,230
And when I have
to study French philosophy...
321
00:19:34,308 --> 00:19:36,833
instead of playing peekaboo with her.
322
00:19:36,910 --> 00:19:38,844
These are important things to do, right?
323
00:19:38,912 --> 00:19:42,279
Well, they just-
they don't feel right, Mom.
324
00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:45,512
- Not to me.
- Cheyenne, you're her mother.
325
00:19:45,586 --> 00:19:47,679
Mom, I know what you're gonna say.
326
00:19:47,755 --> 00:19:51,247
Yeah. But I get to say it anyway,
because I'm your mother.
327
00:19:53,761 --> 00:19:59,563
Now, you listen to me.
Nobody- not me, not Van-
328
00:19:59,633 --> 00:20:02,761
not those peekaboo-playin'
French philosophers-
329
00:20:04,338 --> 00:20:06,272
know what's right
for your baby more than you.
330
00:20:06,340 --> 00:20:08,865
But I'm telling you.
It doesn't feel right.
331
00:20:08,942 --> 00:20:11,536
I know. So, what are you gonna do?
332
00:20:11,612 --> 00:20:14,342
[ Crying Continues ]
333
00:20:16,283 --> 00:20:18,217
I want to go pick up my baby.
334
00:20:18,285 --> 00:20:20,947
Good. 'Cause I want to eat your cake.
335
00:20:27,895 --> 00:20:30,125
Here you go, Mr. Peppers.
336
00:20:30,197 --> 00:20:32,722
Don't spend it all at the big-shoe store.
337
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:35,598
Thank you. Hey, any chance I can get
the big chick's number?
338
00:20:35,669 --> 00:20:37,830
Sorry. She's already seeing a clown.
339
00:20:40,307 --> 00:20:42,241
- You like clowns?
- [ Horn Honks ]
340
00:20:42,309 --> 00:20:44,004
Go on now.
341
00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:46,011
All right.
342
00:21:21,348 --> 00:21:24,283
Acme.![ Coughing ]
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00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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