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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,902 --> 00:00:04,995 Well, what is it that they're... 2 00:00:05,038 --> 00:00:08,098 that younger women are pushing up against? 3 00:00:08,141 --> 00:00:12,237 They seem to have a list of options to choose on. 4 00:00:12,278 --> 00:00:14,143 The options are not as narrow 5 00:00:14,180 --> 00:00:16,444 as they might have been... 30 years ago. 6 00:00:16,483 --> 00:00:19,577 So where does the problem lie now? 7 00:00:19,619 --> 00:00:22,918 Um, I think that... 8 00:00:22,956 --> 00:00:26,414 Um, and... 9 00:00:26,459 --> 00:00:32,921 um, and, um, um, um, um and... 10 00:02:21,107 --> 00:02:24,702 Anna? How you doing? 11 00:02:32,752 --> 00:02:34,845 It looks a little bit too big. 12 00:02:34,888 --> 00:02:37,015 Move over here so we can get a better look. 13 00:02:37,056 --> 00:02:38,580 C'mon. 14 00:02:39,926 --> 00:02:41,325 C'mon. 15 00:02:42,128 --> 00:02:45,620 You look so pretty with your hair back. 16 00:02:45,932 --> 00:02:47,593 You're gonna wear a little makeup 17 00:02:47,634 --> 00:02:49,329 for the wedding, aren't you? 18 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:51,493 Mom. 19 00:02:51,538 --> 00:02:53,904 I've read the lesbian handbook from cover to cover 20 00:02:53,940 --> 00:02:56,067 and it doesn't say anything about no makeup. 21 00:02:56,109 --> 00:02:57,576 Mom, I have to go. 22 00:02:57,610 --> 00:02:59,441 I still have to get something to eat. 23 00:02:59,913 --> 00:03:01,540 You can do lip gloss. 24 00:03:01,581 --> 00:03:04,948 Lipgloss is easy. It's almost invisible. 25 00:03:05,618 --> 00:03:08,815 And lift up your arms. She needs to fix the body. 26 00:03:09,589 --> 00:03:11,250 Ahhhh... 27 00:03:11,291 --> 00:03:15,785 Oh, Ellen! You look gorgeous. 28 00:03:17,330 --> 00:03:19,195 Oh, you look beautiful. 29 00:03:19,232 --> 00:03:21,564 Don't cry. Mom, please don't cry. 30 00:03:21,601 --> 00:03:23,762 Ay, mi muchachita, Linda. 31 00:03:23,803 --> 00:03:25,668 It's perfect. Thank you so much. 32 00:04:04,410 --> 00:04:05,240 Fuck you! 33 00:04:05,278 --> 00:04:07,075 Come on, lady! Learn how to drive! 34 00:04:08,881 --> 00:04:10,371 Delivery! 35 00:04:11,884 --> 00:04:13,545 Anna, didn't you just come back from lunch? 36 00:04:13,586 --> 00:04:15,520 Yeah, but I didn't actually eat anything. 37 00:04:15,555 --> 00:04:17,352 You come back late and you haven't eaten? 38 00:04:17,890 --> 00:04:19,323 That's F'd up. 39 00:04:24,230 --> 00:04:26,721 Oh, I thought you said no mayo? 40 00:04:26,766 --> 00:04:29,234 - I did. - Well, why didn't you tell him? 41 00:04:30,570 --> 00:04:32,128 Oh, now look at this. 42 00:04:32,171 --> 00:04:34,969 This is adorable. You would look great in this. 43 00:04:35,008 --> 00:04:36,669 - You think so? - Yeah. 44 00:04:36,709 --> 00:04:38,199 It's a little tight, isn't it? 45 00:04:38,244 --> 00:04:39,643 It's sexy. 46 00:04:39,679 --> 00:04:41,510 Maude, can you come back here for a sec? 47 00:04:41,547 --> 00:04:43,310 She wants to look at your D's. 48 00:04:43,349 --> 00:04:45,044 Duty calls. 49 00:04:45,084 --> 00:04:47,052 I'll be right there, Dr. Granger. 50 00:04:52,759 --> 00:04:54,590 [phone ringing] 51 00:04:57,864 --> 00:04:59,832 Anna, it's Justine - again. 52 00:04:59,866 --> 00:05:02,096 I know you're there. Would you pick up? 53 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:04,228 Look, I just wanted to say it's been three weeks 54 00:05:04,270 --> 00:05:06,033 and I really want my CDs back. 55 00:05:06,072 --> 00:05:08,336 I've already asked you like 100 times. 56 00:05:08,374 --> 00:05:10,706 You can just put them in a box and leave them outside. 57 00:05:10,743 --> 00:05:12,734 I'll come by when you're at work tomorrow. 58 00:05:12,779 --> 00:05:14,576 And stop calling Kelly and Al. 59 00:05:14,614 --> 00:05:16,548 They're my friends. 60 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:24,523 Ellen, can you pass me the mashed potatoes, please? 61 00:05:29,662 --> 00:05:32,563 So Anna, guess you'll be going to UCSB in the fall? 62 00:05:32,598 --> 00:05:35,123 You're following in Kevin and Ellen's footsteps, huh? 63 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:36,635 It's a good school. 64 00:05:37,370 --> 00:05:39,531 Well, I didn't get in. 65 00:05:40,673 --> 00:05:43,005 Oh... what were your backups? 66 00:05:43,042 --> 00:05:45,067 She was hoping to get in. 67 00:05:45,111 --> 00:05:47,739 Well, sometimes it's best to just sit out a year or so 68 00:05:47,780 --> 00:05:49,714 and think about what you want to do. 69 00:05:49,749 --> 00:05:52,445 Kevin changed his major three times his freshman year. 70 00:05:52,485 --> 00:05:55,283 - Only three? - Oh, at least that. 71 00:05:56,055 --> 00:05:57,955 So the wedding planner called me today, 72 00:05:57,990 --> 00:05:59,685 freaking out over the wedding list. 73 00:05:59,726 --> 00:06:02,058 I told her that we'd give her final numbers by Friday. 74 00:06:02,095 --> 00:06:03,289 Oh, absolutely. 75 00:06:03,329 --> 00:06:05,263 Justine is coming, Anna? 76 00:06:05,298 --> 00:06:06,526 Yeah. 77 00:06:06,566 --> 00:06:08,090 Well, no. 78 00:06:08,134 --> 00:06:10,125 - Why not? - Mom. 79 00:06:10,169 --> 00:06:11,727 Anna has the prettiest girlfriend. 80 00:06:11,771 --> 00:06:12,999 You'll love her. 81 00:06:13,039 --> 00:06:15,974 She tells the best jokes. Very outgoing. 82 00:06:16,809 --> 00:06:18,777 Mom, we broke up. 83 00:06:18,811 --> 00:06:20,836 Why didn't you tell anybody? 84 00:06:22,081 --> 00:06:23,878 I didn't want to bother you guys. 85 00:06:23,916 --> 00:06:25,383 You guys are busy with the wedding. 86 00:06:25,418 --> 00:06:26,908 Not that busy. 87 00:06:26,953 --> 00:06:29,945 Would anybody like to have some more wine? 88 00:06:29,989 --> 00:06:31,752 Oh, absolutely. 89 00:06:31,791 --> 00:06:33,418 This was really good. 90 00:06:37,597 --> 00:06:39,497 A breakup is a great opportunity for you 91 00:06:39,532 --> 00:06:41,591 to spend some time on yourself. 92 00:06:42,368 --> 00:06:44,359 Hey, I know what you need. 93 00:06:45,171 --> 00:06:47,799 I promise it'll make you feel so much better! 94 00:06:47,840 --> 00:06:49,831 I don't know. You think so? 95 00:06:49,876 --> 00:06:52,140 Look, your discount's gonna kick in in two months. 96 00:06:52,178 --> 00:06:54,043 Do you know how many people would kill to get 97 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:56,571 a 50% discount on a boob job? 98 00:06:56,616 --> 00:06:59,881 It's like Christmas... but for your boobs. 99 00:07:00,753 --> 00:07:03,449 - I'll think about it. - Good for you. 100 00:07:03,489 --> 00:07:05,684 Everything's gonna work out, okay? 101 00:07:05,725 --> 00:07:06,851 C'mon. 102 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:09,419 - Chin up! - Bye, Maude. 103 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:23,041 Aww, shit. 104 00:07:50,036 --> 00:07:51,663 You hiding from me? 105 00:07:53,873 --> 00:07:54,840 No? 106 00:07:54,874 --> 00:07:56,603 Come here. 107 00:07:58,277 --> 00:07:59,539 Come on. 108 00:08:07,620 --> 00:08:09,520 I'm not going to bite you. 109 00:08:09,856 --> 00:08:11,915 Did you call the cops? 110 00:08:11,958 --> 00:08:14,791 I tried, but I didn't get a signal. 111 00:08:15,928 --> 00:08:17,418 What's your name? 112 00:08:18,764 --> 00:08:20,789 Anna. 113 00:08:20,833 --> 00:08:22,494 Here... 114 00:08:22,535 --> 00:08:24,503 Hold this. 115 00:08:28,674 --> 00:08:32,110 You do know it's illegal to deface public property, right? 116 00:08:32,144 --> 00:08:34,544 A felony in California. 117 00:08:34,580 --> 00:08:36,639 What are you doing?! 118 00:08:36,682 --> 00:08:38,343 Don't take it personally. 119 00:08:38,384 --> 00:08:41,251 Everyone's gotta have insurance. 120 00:08:43,222 --> 00:08:44,883 Come here. 121 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:48,289 Come here. 122 00:08:49,295 --> 00:08:53,061 I run a group of girls called Clits in Action. 123 00:08:53,099 --> 00:08:55,090 It's catchy, right? 124 00:08:57,436 --> 00:08:59,301 You could just call us the CIA 125 00:08:59,338 --> 00:09:01,306 if it makes you feel better. 126 00:09:04,443 --> 00:09:06,673 We're getting together later on tonight. 127 00:09:06,712 --> 00:09:09,078 I think you might get something out of it. 128 00:09:10,850 --> 00:09:12,579 I know you would. 129 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:17,151 Here's my number. 130 00:09:19,625 --> 00:09:21,320 Sadie. 131 00:09:22,528 --> 00:09:24,291 Call me if you're coming. 132 00:09:24,330 --> 00:09:26,025 I'd love to see you there. 133 00:09:26,866 --> 00:09:28,561 Okay. 134 00:09:30,503 --> 00:09:32,403 Guess I'll take that back. 135 00:09:32,438 --> 00:09:33,769 Yeah. 136 00:09:35,841 --> 00:09:37,365 Bye, Anna. 137 00:09:49,221 --> 00:09:51,883 Tomorrow on Marcy Maloney, we'll hear from... 138 00:09:55,695 --> 00:09:57,629 Hey... 139 00:09:57,663 --> 00:10:00,427 Kevin and I are leaving now. 140 00:10:00,466 --> 00:10:01,763 Are you sure you don't wanna talk? 141 00:10:01,801 --> 00:10:03,325 I can tell him to wait. 142 00:10:03,369 --> 00:10:04,859 No. 143 00:10:05,705 --> 00:10:08,572 Listen, I think you need to move out. 144 00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:10,666 Yeah. 145 00:10:10,710 --> 00:10:13,201 Look, Anna... 146 00:10:13,245 --> 00:10:15,008 People break up. 147 00:10:15,047 --> 00:10:18,710 It sucks, but you have to move on. 148 00:10:19,986 --> 00:10:21,886 Call me if you want. 149 00:10:37,937 --> 00:10:39,529 Hey there, girls and gals. 150 00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:41,096 You've reached Sadie's voicemail. 151 00:10:42,008 --> 00:10:43,475 Hey, Sadie. It's Anna. 152 00:10:43,509 --> 00:10:45,204 We met when you were defacing my office? 153 00:10:45,244 --> 00:10:47,178 I just wanted to say that maybe that I could come 154 00:10:47,213 --> 00:10:49,010 to that meeting tonight. 155 00:10:57,123 --> 00:10:58,886 Who the fuck are you? 156 00:11:00,826 --> 00:11:02,293 Anna. 157 00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:03,659 Are you going to let her in? 158 00:11:03,696 --> 00:11:05,391 Did anyone follow you here? 159 00:11:05,431 --> 00:11:07,058 I don't think so. 160 00:11:07,099 --> 00:11:08,760 Do you have any photographic devices on you? 161 00:11:08,801 --> 00:11:09,927 My cell phone? 162 00:11:09,969 --> 00:11:11,266 Shulie, she's harmless. 163 00:11:11,303 --> 00:11:12,895 Let her in. 164 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:15,834 Hi. 165 00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:19,003 So, the lovely lady at the door was Shulamith, 166 00:11:19,045 --> 00:11:22,446 otherwise known as the head of the hospitality committee. 167 00:11:22,481 --> 00:11:25,917 Forgive her. She's a recovering lawyer. 168 00:11:26,385 --> 00:11:28,114 Meat, this is Anna. 169 00:11:28,154 --> 00:11:30,281 Anna, this is Meat. 170 00:11:30,322 --> 00:11:32,153 - Hi. - Hi. 171 00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:34,352 Meat designs all our projects. 172 00:11:34,393 --> 00:11:36,452 She's an amazing artist. 173 00:11:36,929 --> 00:11:37,953 What are you making? 174 00:11:37,997 --> 00:11:40,056 If it were any of your business, you'd know. 175 00:11:40,099 --> 00:11:41,361 Shulie! 176 00:11:41,734 --> 00:11:43,065 You want a drink? 177 00:11:43,102 --> 00:11:44,262 Okay. 178 00:11:44,303 --> 00:11:45,770 You cool with vodka? 179 00:11:45,805 --> 00:11:46,794 Yeah, sure. 180 00:11:46,839 --> 00:11:48,568 All right, wait here. I'll be right back. 181 00:11:49,141 --> 00:11:51,109 - So where'd Sadie find you? - At my work. 182 00:11:51,143 --> 00:11:52,633 What's it like working in an industry 183 00:11:52,678 --> 00:11:55,442 that encourages women to view themselves as sex objects? 184 00:11:55,481 --> 00:11:57,779 Some women just want to look good. 185 00:11:57,817 --> 00:11:59,546 The death rate from liposuction victims is higher 186 00:11:59,585 --> 00:12:01,780 than the death rate from automobile accidents. 187 00:12:01,821 --> 00:12:03,618 I hope you sleep well at night. 188 00:12:03,656 --> 00:12:05,521 Nobody's died since I've been there. 189 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:09,153 - But, I'm not a doctor. - That's no excuse. 190 00:12:09,595 --> 00:12:11,426 Anna, this is Aggie. 191 00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:13,295 He's the man of the house. 192 00:12:13,332 --> 00:12:15,027 What's up? 193 00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:17,831 - Hi. - How you doin'? 194 00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:21,229 I thought you said this was a girl's group. 195 00:12:21,273 --> 00:12:22,740 It is. 196 00:12:22,775 --> 00:12:25,073 Aggie gets a free pass for being born with a clit. 197 00:12:25,111 --> 00:12:26,510 Hey! 198 00:12:26,545 --> 00:12:29,036 He's not in the fucking circus, so you can stop gawking. 199 00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:30,571 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to... 200 00:12:30,616 --> 00:12:32,811 It's cool. I'm used to it. 201 00:12:32,852 --> 00:12:34,683 Aggie's a tough one. 202 00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:36,984 Not everyone's got the balls to take it. 203 00:12:37,022 --> 00:12:38,922 No pun intended, of course. 204 00:12:38,958 --> 00:12:41,426 Sit down, Anna. Make yourself comfortable. 205 00:12:42,728 --> 00:12:44,161 Sorry about the mess. 206 00:12:44,196 --> 00:12:45,788 It's part of what we do. 207 00:12:45,831 --> 00:12:47,458 What do you do? 208 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:48,762 I don't really think we should be 209 00:12:48,801 --> 00:12:50,200 discussing this in front of her. 210 00:12:50,236 --> 00:12:51,965 Relax, Shulie. Anna came here to learn. 211 00:12:52,004 --> 00:12:54,029 Besides, we have insurance. 212 00:12:54,073 --> 00:12:56,473 Look, Anna, what we do is really simple. 213 00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:59,171 We reclaim public space for women. 214 00:12:59,211 --> 00:13:00,735 Why, though? 215 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,577 Because it's important. 216 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:05,083 Most people don't realize how important it is. 217 00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:07,108 You may or may not have noticed that the public arena 218 00:13:07,153 --> 00:13:10,088 is entirely dominated by phallocentric imagery, 219 00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:14,058 chauvinistic political leaders, male fantasies of women. 220 00:13:14,093 --> 00:13:16,755 Most women aren't even aware how much it affects them. 221 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,730 And that's where we come in. 222 00:13:18,764 --> 00:13:20,664 I'm sorry. I'm confused. 223 00:13:20,699 --> 00:13:21,961 Exactly. 224 00:13:22,001 --> 00:13:23,593 We're not trained to think the right way. 225 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,729 We're not trained to see what's all around us. 226 00:13:25,771 --> 00:13:28,001 The only way to make you and people like you understand 227 00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:29,667 is to affect change. 228 00:13:29,708 --> 00:13:31,403 And the most effective way to affect change 229 00:13:31,443 --> 00:13:33,434 is to step outside the system and tear it down. 230 00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:34,810 Tear it down. 231 00:13:34,847 --> 00:13:36,906 And that's why you spray paint plastic surgery clinics? 232 00:13:36,949 --> 00:13:39,213 - Why do I even bother? - It's your calling. 233 00:13:39,251 --> 00:13:42,550 It's not just spray painting surgery clinics, Anna. 234 00:13:42,588 --> 00:13:44,180 We're a seed group. 235 00:13:44,223 --> 00:13:46,714 The idea is to inspire women all over the country 236 00:13:46,759 --> 00:13:48,056 to follow our lead. 237 00:13:48,093 --> 00:13:49,822 Show her the website. 238 00:13:53,899 --> 00:13:57,596 We also post the work of other groups that we admire. 239 00:13:57,636 --> 00:14:00,036 The idea is to create a forum and teaching space where 240 00:14:00,072 --> 00:14:03,405 women everywhere can learn how to fight the system. 241 00:14:03,442 --> 00:14:05,910 And you guys aren't afraid of getting caught? 242 00:14:05,945 --> 00:14:08,413 No. 243 00:14:10,382 --> 00:14:12,543 She was my first girlfriend. 244 00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:15,213 We met at Girlbar. 245 00:14:15,254 --> 00:14:18,451 It was pretty fun. It was cool. 246 00:14:18,490 --> 00:14:20,321 Why'd you guys break up? 247 00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:22,520 She broke up with me. 248 00:14:24,296 --> 00:14:28,528 Well... she's an idiot then. 249 00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:39,874 It's so beautiful up here. 250 00:14:39,912 --> 00:14:42,472 It's the best part about living downtown. 251 00:14:42,514 --> 00:14:44,175 Yeah. 252 00:14:46,185 --> 00:14:48,710 I didn't think you were gonna come. 253 00:14:50,289 --> 00:14:52,689 I didn't think I was gonna come either. 254 00:14:54,193 --> 00:14:56,093 I'm glad you did. 255 00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:58,490 [moaning in distance] 256 00:15:00,799 --> 00:15:02,960 What's that sound? 257 00:15:03,002 --> 00:15:06,369 It sounds like somebody's dying. 258 00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:08,965 That's Shulie and one of her guys - 259 00:15:09,008 --> 00:15:10,942 one of her many guys. 260 00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:15,910 I think I should go. 261 00:15:15,948 --> 00:15:18,644 My mom's probably really worried about me and... 262 00:15:18,684 --> 00:15:20,447 It's pretty late. 263 00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:41,065 Here, check this out. 264 00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:43,131 It's got a lot of information about us, 265 00:15:43,175 --> 00:15:45,075 what we do and all that. 266 00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:46,702 If you're interested. 267 00:15:46,745 --> 00:15:49,339 Thanks. I am. 268 00:15:50,482 --> 00:15:51,779 Should I call you? 269 00:15:51,817 --> 00:15:53,375 Just read the 'zine. 270 00:15:53,419 --> 00:15:56,718 Get out of here before you get yourself grounded. 271 00:15:59,358 --> 00:16:00,825 Oh, God. 272 00:16:00,859 --> 00:16:03,350 Another baby dyke come to save the world. 273 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,844 Twin Palms Plastic Surgery Clinic. 274 00:16:28,887 --> 00:16:30,411 Enhance your body, enhance your life. 275 00:16:30,456 --> 00:16:33,152 This is Anna. How may I help you? 276 00:16:35,627 --> 00:16:36,958 Please hold. 277 00:16:38,797 --> 00:16:41,766 Mrs. Smith's on line 3. She says she's leaking. 278 00:16:43,235 --> 00:16:46,227 Hi, sweetie. How are you? 279 00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:50,301 Yes. That is totally normal. 280 00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:51,866 Excuse me... 281 00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:54,475 Excuse me! 282 00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:56,481 Can she speak English? 283 00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:58,540 I've been waiting for 15 minutes. 284 00:16:58,584 --> 00:17:00,518 Are you gonna sit there and let my lips deflate? 285 00:17:00,552 --> 00:17:01,985 He's in a consultation. 286 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,852 It'll just be a few more minutes. 287 00:17:03,889 --> 00:17:05,789 I'm sorry about that. 288 00:17:05,824 --> 00:17:07,485 It's called sero-sanguinous fluid, 289 00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:09,050 and it's completely expected. 290 00:17:09,094 --> 00:17:11,324 Dr. Granger should have prepared you for that. 291 00:17:12,398 --> 00:17:14,958 No. You should not be having to change 292 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,490 the gauze every hour. 293 00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:17,866 Would you like me to go ahead 294 00:17:17,903 --> 00:17:19,530 and leave a message for the doctor? 295 00:17:21,006 --> 00:17:23,406 Did you see what some lunatic did to our building? 296 00:17:24,476 --> 00:17:26,467 People are so crazy. 297 00:18:08,854 --> 00:18:10,788 Why are you dressed like the damn Black Avenger? 298 00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:12,347 You might as well wear a sign saying, 299 00:18:12,391 --> 00:18:14,120 "Arrest me. I'm doing something illegal." 300 00:18:14,159 --> 00:18:16,150 Come on, Shulie. I said she's in. 301 00:18:16,195 --> 00:18:17,662 Okay? 302 00:18:17,696 --> 00:18:19,493 Fine. 303 00:18:19,531 --> 00:18:21,362 Aggie, you've got the stuff to pick the lock? 304 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:22,799 Yeah, I got it. 305 00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:24,530 All right. Meat and I got the goods. 306 00:18:24,570 --> 00:18:26,401 - You got the video camera? - Yeah. 307 00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:28,406 - All right. - So what should I do? 308 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,601 You be on lookout. 309 00:18:30,642 --> 00:18:32,166 What am I looking out for? 310 00:18:32,211 --> 00:18:33,872 Anyone who's not us. 311 00:18:33,912 --> 00:18:35,937 Right. Let's go. 312 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,217 Hold it, son. 313 00:19:18,257 --> 00:19:19,781 What were you doing in the alley back there? 314 00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:21,759 I was just taking a short cut. 315 00:19:21,793 --> 00:19:23,351 Shit. 316 00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:27,093 Sadie, guys. We gotta go... right now. 317 00:19:40,279 --> 00:19:41,974 I'd like to give it up to Anna 318 00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:44,778 on losing her cherry with the CIA. 319 00:19:44,816 --> 00:19:48,582 Shall her clit no longer be without action. 320 00:19:51,089 --> 00:19:54,286 You did a great job tonight... even with the outfit. 321 00:19:54,326 --> 00:19:56,089 Are we gonna watch this or what? 322 00:19:56,128 --> 00:19:57,425 Yeah, bring it on, bitch. 323 00:19:57,462 --> 00:19:59,589 Let's go. It's time. 324 00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:01,297 Let's get into action. 325 00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:01,822 Action! 326 00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:04,062 Shulie, I have a present for you. 327 00:20:04,102 --> 00:20:05,467 Oh, yeah? 328 00:20:05,504 --> 00:20:07,972 Wait 'til you see this. You at your best. 329 00:20:09,107 --> 00:20:10,768 Oh, my God. 330 00:20:12,978 --> 00:20:14,946 Showing some ass, Shulie? 331 00:20:14,980 --> 00:20:16,948 You'll need something to dream about. 332 00:20:17,683 --> 00:20:19,207 That is so going on the website. 333 00:20:19,251 --> 00:20:20,548 - Is it? - Yeah. 334 00:20:20,586 --> 00:20:22,110 Good. Do it. 335 00:20:25,290 --> 00:20:27,690 Sadie, what's going on out here? 336 00:20:29,795 --> 00:20:31,285 Hey, everyone. 337 00:20:31,330 --> 00:20:32,957 Hi. 338 00:20:33,699 --> 00:20:35,690 Listen, would you mind not smoking in the house? 339 00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:37,224 Oh, Court. I'm so sorry. 340 00:20:37,269 --> 00:20:38,600 I totally forgot. 341 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,733 Listen, I hate to break this up, 342 00:20:41,773 --> 00:20:43,365 but I gotta be at work at eight in the morning. 343 00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:45,342 Everyone was just about to leave. 344 00:20:45,377 --> 00:20:47,174 We just got here. 345 00:20:47,879 --> 00:20:49,312 Yeah? 346 00:20:49,348 --> 00:20:51,009 All right. 347 00:20:52,784 --> 00:20:54,308 I'll see you upstairs. 348 00:20:54,353 --> 00:20:55,877 Night, everyone. 349 00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:57,548 Night. 350 00:20:58,423 --> 00:21:00,050 Sorry. 351 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,719 You guys'll show yourselves out? 352 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:03,853 I'm gonna make sure she's not mad. 353 00:21:04,396 --> 00:21:06,091 We can watch it tomorrow. 354 00:21:06,131 --> 00:21:07,564 Whatever. 355 00:21:09,568 --> 00:21:11,832 Man, that girl is so whipped. 356 00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:14,595 How long have they been going out for? 357 00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:16,301 What? Sadie and Court? 358 00:21:16,341 --> 00:21:17,774 They're like ancient history. 359 00:21:17,809 --> 00:21:20,107 Surprise, surprise. Somebody didn't know that. 360 00:21:20,145 --> 00:21:22,113 Don't pay any attention to them. 361 00:21:22,147 --> 00:21:23,512 You need a ride? 362 00:21:23,548 --> 00:21:25,914 Yeah. Sure. 363 00:21:28,353 --> 00:21:30,378 Aw, I love this band. 364 00:21:30,422 --> 00:21:32,185 Me and Sadie went to their show last month. 365 00:21:32,224 --> 00:21:33,987 It was awesome. They're really good live. 366 00:21:34,026 --> 00:21:36,290 So where did you and Sadie meet? 367 00:21:36,328 --> 00:21:39,491 Uh, I met her at this club downtown. 368 00:21:39,531 --> 00:21:41,999 That's when I was living in my car at the time. 369 00:21:42,034 --> 00:21:45,333 And she hooked me up with Shulie to stay on their couch. 370 00:21:45,370 --> 00:21:48,032 Why were you living in your car? 371 00:21:48,073 --> 00:21:51,600 My parents kicked me out of the house when I told them 372 00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:53,110 I wanted to be a dude. 373 00:21:54,546 --> 00:21:56,207 Wow. 374 00:21:57,549 --> 00:22:00,916 So you like never talk to your parents anymore? 375 00:22:00,952 --> 00:22:02,476 Not right now, no. 376 00:22:02,521 --> 00:22:04,386 I haven't talked to them in a while. 377 00:22:04,423 --> 00:22:06,516 They don't even know where you are? 378 00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:16,768 Can I ask you a question? 379 00:22:16,802 --> 00:22:18,064 Yeah. 380 00:22:18,103 --> 00:22:20,571 Do you like, like femmy girls 381 00:22:20,605 --> 00:22:22,402 or like butchy girls? 382 00:22:22,441 --> 00:22:24,932 Cuz I like femmy blondes. 383 00:22:24,976 --> 00:22:29,379 I like femmier, usually, I guess. 384 00:22:29,414 --> 00:22:31,939 Yeah, me too. 385 00:22:31,983 --> 00:22:34,349 But I always pick the wrong ones, you know? 386 00:22:34,386 --> 00:22:37,480 Either they like, treat me like shit, 387 00:22:37,522 --> 00:22:39,683 or they have girlfriends. 388 00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:43,460 That sucks, dude. 389 00:23:07,886 --> 00:23:09,547 [phone rings] 390 00:23:13,925 --> 00:23:15,449 Hello? 391 00:23:15,494 --> 00:23:17,189 Anna? It's Sadie. 392 00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:20,562 I just wanted you to know that I had fun with you tonight. 393 00:23:20,599 --> 00:23:23,295 You saved our butts. 394 00:23:23,335 --> 00:23:25,530 Thanks. 395 00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:28,004 I hope you'll keep coming. 396 00:23:28,039 --> 00:23:29,870 You do? 397 00:23:29,908 --> 00:23:31,876 Yeah, I do. 398 00:23:31,910 --> 00:23:35,141 You're cute, Anna... 399 00:23:35,180 --> 00:23:38,638 But you have a lot to learn. 400 00:23:38,683 --> 00:23:41,379 I'll teach you though. Don't worry. 401 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:46,153 We're doing some stuff this week if you wanna be a part of it? 402 00:23:46,191 --> 00:23:48,386 Is Courtney gonna be there? 403 00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:50,486 Courtney... She's... 404 00:23:50,529 --> 00:23:51,723 You know... 405 00:23:51,763 --> 00:23:53,162 What? 406 00:23:53,198 --> 00:23:55,029 She does the 9 - 5 thing. 407 00:23:55,066 --> 00:23:57,899 She's... she doesn't get it. 408 00:23:59,337 --> 00:24:01,931 We don't really... connect so much lately. 409 00:24:01,973 --> 00:24:04,567 Anyway, I hope to see you this week. 410 00:24:04,609 --> 00:24:06,941 Bye. 411 00:26:43,268 --> 00:26:45,736 Anna? Can I come in? 412 00:26:45,770 --> 00:26:47,635 Anna, I know you're in there. 413 00:26:52,444 --> 00:26:54,344 Haven't you ever heard of knocking? 414 00:26:54,379 --> 00:26:56,643 I've been knocking for five minutes. 415 00:26:56,681 --> 00:26:58,205 What happened to your room? 416 00:26:58,249 --> 00:27:00,843 What the hell did you do to your walls? 417 00:27:00,885 --> 00:27:02,352 I no longer feel the need to surround myself 418 00:27:02,387 --> 00:27:04,787 with symbols of the misogynist tyranny. 419 00:27:04,823 --> 00:27:06,415 Okay. 420 00:27:08,393 --> 00:27:10,918 Anna, I'm a little worried about you. 421 00:27:10,962 --> 00:27:12,759 Why's that? 422 00:27:12,797 --> 00:27:14,594 For one thing, you're supposed to be in charge 423 00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:16,328 of the hors d'oeuvres for the shower. 424 00:27:16,368 --> 00:27:17,767 Mom said you haven't done anything. 425 00:27:17,802 --> 00:27:19,326 The shower's this weekend. 426 00:27:19,371 --> 00:27:21,703 Mom is better at that shit anyway. 427 00:27:21,740 --> 00:27:24,607 That's not the point. I feel like you don't even care 428 00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:26,770 that your only sister is getting married. 429 00:27:28,046 --> 00:27:31,072 Marriage is a sexist institution 430 00:27:31,116 --> 00:27:34,017 designed by men to oppress women. 431 00:27:34,052 --> 00:27:36,987 Kevin and I are in love and we want to celebrate that 432 00:27:37,022 --> 00:27:39,422 with the people who matter to us, including you. 433 00:27:39,457 --> 00:27:41,391 I don't know why you have to be such a bitch! 434 00:27:42,460 --> 00:27:44,052 You know what?! 435 00:27:46,998 --> 00:27:48,659 Hey. 436 00:27:49,634 --> 00:27:50,965 Is Sadie here? 437 00:27:51,002 --> 00:27:52,731 No, she went somewhere with Courtney. 438 00:27:52,771 --> 00:27:54,739 I think they're buying sheets. 439 00:27:54,773 --> 00:27:55,967 Oh. 440 00:28:01,446 --> 00:28:03,209 Did you paint this? 441 00:28:03,248 --> 00:28:04,909 Yeah. 442 00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:13,920 This is awesome. 443 00:28:13,958 --> 00:28:16,358 I can't believe you painted all of this. 444 00:28:16,394 --> 00:28:17,452 Thanks. 445 00:28:17,495 --> 00:28:19,156 Now if I could just get someone to buy it then maybe I could 446 00:28:19,197 --> 00:28:21,631 pay rent next month and Shulie wouldn't be on my ass. 447 00:28:21,666 --> 00:28:23,793 How does Shulie pay the rent anyway? 448 00:28:23,835 --> 00:28:26,895 By subletting the only bedroom to someone like me. 449 00:28:26,938 --> 00:28:30,066 I have a real job. I pay real rent. 450 00:28:30,108 --> 00:28:32,076 That allows you so-called political feminists 451 00:28:32,110 --> 00:28:33,975 to camp out on the floor for free. 452 00:28:34,012 --> 00:28:36,173 You are a black hole of negative energy. 453 00:28:36,214 --> 00:28:38,546 Oh, God. More vagina imagery. 454 00:28:39,417 --> 00:28:41,408 Well, they're really great. 455 00:28:41,453 --> 00:28:43,580 I'm sure somebody will buy them. 456 00:28:43,621 --> 00:28:45,282 Thanks, but that's what I thought two years ago 457 00:28:45,323 --> 00:28:46,813 when I first made it. 458 00:28:46,858 --> 00:28:48,450 Now it's collecting more dust than money. 459 00:28:48,493 --> 00:28:50,017 That sucks. 460 00:28:50,929 --> 00:28:53,454 Hey, I need you for a sec. 461 00:28:53,498 --> 00:28:55,762 I don't know which picture to use for the site. 462 00:28:56,868 --> 00:28:58,961 Which one do you think? 463 00:29:00,939 --> 00:29:03,339 Mmm... use this one. 464 00:29:03,374 --> 00:29:05,239 This is great. 465 00:29:05,276 --> 00:29:08,268 Yeah. Thanks, Anna. 466 00:29:08,313 --> 00:29:10,508 I'll run it by Sadie and see what she thinks. 467 00:29:10,548 --> 00:29:12,641 She's very particular about what goes on the site. 468 00:29:12,684 --> 00:29:14,447 I'm sure she'll like it. 469 00:29:14,486 --> 00:29:17,216 We have very similar tastes. 470 00:29:19,190 --> 00:29:21,920 Did Sadie ever tell you how we met? 471 00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:24,485 Yeah, at Aftermath. She told me. 472 00:29:26,731 --> 00:29:28,995 Did she tell you that we used to have a thing? 473 00:29:29,033 --> 00:29:31,365 No. 474 00:29:31,402 --> 00:29:34,633 Well, what happened? 475 00:29:34,672 --> 00:29:36,299 After about a month she said 476 00:29:36,341 --> 00:29:38,741 that she couldn't leave Courtney. 477 00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:42,907 I was still into the CIA, so we remained friends. 478 00:29:42,947 --> 00:29:46,280 Then about a few weeks later, she had a new girl. 479 00:29:46,317 --> 00:29:50,253 Since then I think it's been about one a month. 480 00:29:50,288 --> 00:29:51,880 Give or take. 481 00:29:52,557 --> 00:29:54,650 I think I was Miss February. 482 00:29:56,027 --> 00:29:58,291 Sadie and I are just friends. 483 00:29:58,329 --> 00:30:01,457 Anna, I'm just trying to help you out. 484 00:30:01,499 --> 00:30:05,026 She's unavailable, no matter what she tries to tell you. 485 00:30:05,069 --> 00:30:07,731 Trust me, I know. 486 00:30:07,772 --> 00:30:10,138 Somebody needs to pay her bills. 487 00:30:10,608 --> 00:30:12,769 (male) So, are you busy this weekend? 488 00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:15,245 Uh, I'm not sure. I'll call you. 489 00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:16,542 Cool. 490 00:30:16,581 --> 00:30:20,915 Hey, can I get my keys? I really need my car this week. 491 00:30:20,952 --> 00:30:22,715 Yeah, I'll let you know. 492 00:30:22,754 --> 00:30:23,982 Okay. 493 00:30:29,928 --> 00:30:31,259 He's hot. 494 00:30:31,296 --> 00:30:32,957 He's dumb as a stump. 495 00:30:34,165 --> 00:30:37,293 Why is it that only the men who know how to tickle the clitoris 496 00:30:37,335 --> 00:30:40,429 are incapable of stringing two sentences together? 497 00:30:40,471 --> 00:30:42,996 I don't know, but I'm sure that the women of the world 498 00:30:43,041 --> 00:30:46,067 appreciate your extensive research on the subject. 499 00:30:47,412 --> 00:30:49,209 What are you laughing at? 500 00:30:49,247 --> 00:30:51,340 At least he doesn't have a girlfriend. 501 00:30:52,584 --> 00:30:54,051 Check this out. 502 00:30:54,085 --> 00:30:56,451 "And if you visit the park before the authorities 503 00:30:56,487 --> 00:30:58,114 take care of it, be sure to check out 504 00:30:58,156 --> 00:31:01,284 the newest installation: a six-foot tall statue 505 00:31:01,326 --> 00:31:04,693 of legendary feminist and Black Panther, Angela Davis. 506 00:31:04,729 --> 00:31:07,823 Though no one knows who put the statue on display, 507 00:31:07,866 --> 00:31:10,528 most are placing the blame on a feminist micro-group 508 00:31:10,568 --> 00:31:13,696 who call themselves the GIA. 509 00:31:13,738 --> 00:31:17,902 It probably won't be there long, so catch it while you can." 510 00:31:17,942 --> 00:31:19,432 I can't believe that we're in the paper. 511 00:31:19,477 --> 00:31:21,741 This is so cool. What else does it say? 512 00:31:21,779 --> 00:31:22,871 That's it. 513 00:31:22,914 --> 00:31:25,075 Just goes on to say the tacos at the stand 514 00:31:25,116 --> 00:31:26,174 in the park are excellent. 515 00:31:26,217 --> 00:31:28,617 Why do they say blame? Why not credit? 516 00:31:28,653 --> 00:31:30,177 Credit should be given to the CIA. 517 00:31:30,221 --> 00:31:31,711 And they got our name wrong. Let me see that. 518 00:31:31,756 --> 00:31:34,316 I think its cool that we're even in the weekly, Shulie. 519 00:31:35,693 --> 00:31:37,058 We need bigger media. 520 00:31:37,095 --> 00:31:39,495 Fuck this local bullshit! We need to go statewide. 521 00:31:39,530 --> 00:31:41,020 Yeah. Absolutely. 522 00:31:41,065 --> 00:31:43,329 There's a big protest for gay marriage in Sacramento Friday. 523 00:31:43,368 --> 00:31:46,235 It could be the perfect platform. 524 00:31:46,271 --> 00:31:48,136 Road trip, anyone? 525 00:31:48,172 --> 00:31:49,298 I'm in. 526 00:31:49,340 --> 00:31:50,534 Whoa. 527 00:31:50,575 --> 00:31:52,133 You sure you don't have to book any boob jobs 528 00:31:52,176 --> 00:31:53,575 or something this weekend? 529 00:31:53,611 --> 00:31:56,444 Hey. I'm keeping an eye on the enemy. 530 00:31:56,481 --> 00:31:58,346 I am! 531 00:31:58,616 --> 00:32:00,516 Got it. Anything else? 532 00:32:00,551 --> 00:32:02,280 No, that's it. Thank you. 533 00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:05,778 Oh, honey, I can't believe you opened this bottle. 534 00:32:05,823 --> 00:32:08,155 How many times have I told you? 535 00:32:08,192 --> 00:32:10,057 Just check with me before you open anything, okay? 536 00:32:10,094 --> 00:32:11,823 - Sorry. - That's all right. 537 00:32:11,863 --> 00:32:14,161 Everybody hungry? Dinner's ready? 538 00:32:14,198 --> 00:32:16,428 C'mon, let's go eat. 539 00:32:16,901 --> 00:32:19,267 I'm so glad I got to come home 540 00:32:19,304 --> 00:32:21,329 and spend some time with some of Sadie's friends. 541 00:32:21,372 --> 00:32:24,205 Sometimes I think she's hiding you guys from me on purpose. 542 00:32:29,380 --> 00:32:31,575 Where do you work? 543 00:32:31,616 --> 00:32:34,346 Oh, I run a non-profit organization. 544 00:32:34,385 --> 00:32:36,910 Women for Change. WFC for short. 545 00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:40,220 She's being modest. It's not just a non-profit. 546 00:32:40,258 --> 00:32:42,283 It's the biggest non-profit in the country 547 00:32:42,327 --> 00:32:44,386 advocating for women worldwide. 548 00:32:44,429 --> 00:32:45,896 I think I've heard of that. 549 00:32:45,930 --> 00:32:47,397 You were profiled on NPR. 550 00:32:47,432 --> 00:32:49,730 And next month, the WFC will be on 551 00:32:49,767 --> 00:32:51,428 the Marcy Maloney show. 552 00:32:51,469 --> 00:32:54,029 Marcy Maloney wants to do a profile on you guys? 553 00:32:54,072 --> 00:32:56,802 No, she's doing a show on the 125th anniversary 554 00:32:56,841 --> 00:32:58,069 of the Washington Monument. 555 00:32:58,109 --> 00:33:00,100 So, we're speaking out against the celebration. 556 00:33:00,144 --> 00:33:02,942 Why are they celebrating the 125th Anniversary anyway? 557 00:33:02,981 --> 00:33:04,312 I mean, what is next - 558 00:33:04,349 --> 00:33:06,715 the 7th anniversary of the invasion of Iraq? 559 00:33:06,751 --> 00:33:08,742 It's crucial that we voice our disapproval. 560 00:33:08,786 --> 00:33:11,084 What's wrong with the Washington Monument? 561 00:33:11,122 --> 00:33:12,248 Think about it. 562 00:33:12,290 --> 00:33:14,520 Why do all of our important American symbols 563 00:33:14,559 --> 00:33:16,823 have to look like enormous erections? 564 00:33:16,861 --> 00:33:19,989 It's like, on vacation: "Come on Honey, get the kids. 565 00:33:20,031 --> 00:33:23,364 We're going to go worship the giant white cock!" 566 00:33:23,401 --> 00:33:25,426 It's ridiculous. 567 00:33:25,470 --> 00:33:28,439 George Washington had syphilis and was impotent? 568 00:33:28,473 --> 00:33:30,600 So is it a mere coincidence that the monument 569 00:33:30,641 --> 00:33:32,734 resemble a giant erect penis? 570 00:33:32,777 --> 00:33:35,439 Oh, God, you kids are way out of control. 571 00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:37,107 Don't patronize us, Courtney. 572 00:33:37,148 --> 00:33:40,208 I mean why aren't there any monuments to the female anatomy? 573 00:33:40,251 --> 00:33:41,513 I don't know. 574 00:33:41,552 --> 00:33:43,213 Why not a giant vagina? 575 00:33:43,254 --> 00:33:45,154 I'd go visit that. 576 00:33:45,189 --> 00:33:46,816 I bet you would. 577 00:33:46,858 --> 00:33:48,519 Well, what about the Vietnam Memorial? 578 00:33:48,559 --> 00:33:51,858 It was designed by a women and it's in the shape of a V. 579 00:33:51,896 --> 00:33:55,161 The V stands for Vietnam, not vagina. 580 00:33:55,199 --> 00:33:57,963 She won't even admit that she designed it on purpose. 581 00:33:58,002 --> 00:33:59,264 She doesn't need to admit it. 582 00:33:59,303 --> 00:34:00,964 It's there. 583 00:34:02,807 --> 00:34:05,002 Good point, Anna. 584 00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:08,877 - Cheers. - Cheers to you. 585 00:34:12,150 --> 00:34:14,345 So do you go to school, Anna? 586 00:34:14,385 --> 00:34:16,785 - What? - Do you go to school? 587 00:34:16,821 --> 00:34:20,052 Uh, no, I'm just working right now, 588 00:34:20,091 --> 00:34:23,060 but, uh, I was thinking about applying next year. 589 00:34:23,094 --> 00:34:24,755 Do you know what you'd like to study? 590 00:34:24,796 --> 00:34:26,093 No. 591 00:34:26,130 --> 00:34:28,064 I think Anna should major in women's studies. 592 00:34:28,099 --> 00:34:30,363 Oh, you better be careful there, Anna. 593 00:34:30,401 --> 00:34:33,461 Sometimes I think that Sadie learned more about post-modern 594 00:34:33,504 --> 00:34:36,439 feminist theory than she did about how to affect real change. 595 00:34:36,474 --> 00:34:38,203 That is so not fair, Courtney. 596 00:34:38,242 --> 00:34:40,540 Why do you have to belittle everything I do? 597 00:34:40,578 --> 00:34:41,943 I support you. 598 00:34:41,979 --> 00:34:43,844 You don't. 599 00:34:43,881 --> 00:34:45,849 I do. 600 00:34:45,883 --> 00:34:46,975 You don't. 601 00:34:47,018 --> 00:34:49,509 - I do. - You don't. 602 00:34:49,554 --> 00:34:50,680 More wine? 603 00:34:51,355 --> 00:34:53,289 [club noise] 604 00:34:55,293 --> 00:34:58,160 So why are you still with her then? 605 00:34:58,196 --> 00:35:00,596 Let's see... 606 00:35:00,631 --> 00:35:01,791 Inertia. 607 00:35:01,833 --> 00:35:03,698 Confusion. 608 00:35:03,734 --> 00:35:05,998 Self-loathing. 609 00:35:07,438 --> 00:35:09,998 Her ass looks great in a suit. 610 00:35:13,211 --> 00:35:15,645 Okay, seriously. 611 00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:18,478 I admire her. 612 00:35:18,516 --> 00:35:22,976 She was a guest lecturer my second year at Smith... 613 00:35:23,020 --> 00:35:25,784 and she just blew me away. 614 00:35:26,691 --> 00:35:28,215 We didn't always fight. 615 00:35:28,259 --> 00:35:32,059 I mean, I keep thinking things'll get better... 616 00:35:32,096 --> 00:35:34,360 then I go and leave a water stain on her vintage 617 00:35:34,398 --> 00:35:37,390 coffee wood table and we're not talking for a week. 618 00:35:38,803 --> 00:35:40,964 I don't know. 619 00:35:42,974 --> 00:35:45,499 We got together right when my Mom died. 620 00:35:45,543 --> 00:35:47,943 So... 621 00:35:48,513 --> 00:35:51,380 It's hard to leave. 622 00:35:57,321 --> 00:36:00,017 The way things are going with Courtney now, 623 00:36:00,057 --> 00:36:03,356 I honestly don't think we'll make it to next week. 624 00:36:07,231 --> 00:36:09,222 What are you guys doing? 625 00:36:09,267 --> 00:36:10,928 Come on. Let's go dance. 626 00:36:11,969 --> 00:36:13,903 I don't know how to dance. 627 00:36:13,938 --> 00:36:15,166 Oh, come on. 628 00:36:15,206 --> 00:36:17,003 Anyone can dance to this. 629 00:36:19,343 --> 00:36:21,903 I'll just stand here by myself then. 630 00:36:22,580 --> 00:36:25,105 [loud, aggressive music plays] 631 00:36:27,051 --> 00:36:29,042 Let me see what you got. 632 00:36:30,154 --> 00:36:33,089 All you have to do is slam into me as hard as you can. 633 00:36:33,124 --> 00:36:34,751 Come on! 634 00:36:38,396 --> 00:36:39,863 You're getting it! 635 00:36:39,897 --> 00:36:42,161 Do it again, Anna. 636 00:37:17,935 --> 00:37:19,664 You take her home. 637 00:37:19,704 --> 00:37:21,399 Maybe she'll listen to you. 638 00:37:30,948 --> 00:37:32,882 This isn't a dating service. 639 00:37:32,917 --> 00:37:34,350 What are you talking about? 640 00:37:34,385 --> 00:37:36,353 This isn't fun and games. This is real. 641 00:37:36,387 --> 00:37:38,480 I mean, for Christ's sake, the state of Mississippi 642 00:37:38,522 --> 00:37:41,616 just ratified the 19th Amendment in 1984. 643 00:37:44,462 --> 00:37:46,191 The 19th Amendment was the one 644 00:37:46,230 --> 00:37:48,198 that granted women the right to vote. 645 00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:51,768 I knew that. 646 00:37:53,070 --> 00:37:55,436 What Sadie does with her tongue is her business. 647 00:37:55,473 --> 00:37:57,737 What happens with the CIA is mine. 648 00:37:57,775 --> 00:38:00,801 This is a war, Anna. Women's lives are at stake. 649 00:38:00,845 --> 00:38:03,211 I don't need you coming in here distracting the soldiers. 650 00:38:03,247 --> 00:38:04,305 I don't want to distract... 651 00:38:04,348 --> 00:38:06,009 Good. So don't. 652 00:38:06,050 --> 00:38:07,915 Okay. 653 00:38:14,859 --> 00:38:16,850 Do you know how I get my name? 654 00:38:19,830 --> 00:38:21,855 Your parents? 655 00:38:25,102 --> 00:38:27,900 Shulamith Firestone was a radical second-wave feminist 656 00:38:27,938 --> 00:38:29,929 who wrote a little book called "The Dialectic of Sex," 657 00:38:29,974 --> 00:38:33,102 which is the foundation of all feminist theory of politics. 658 00:38:33,144 --> 00:38:35,544 She said, "Power, whatever its origins, 659 00:38:35,579 --> 00:38:37,638 however it is evolved, will not be given 660 00:38:37,682 --> 00:38:39,547 up without a struggle." 661 00:38:40,384 --> 00:38:42,318 Are you ready for the struggle? 662 00:38:42,353 --> 00:38:44,378 Yes. 663 00:38:44,422 --> 00:38:46,686 All right. Get out of here. 664 00:38:53,130 --> 00:38:55,223 Hey, babe, can you be in charge for a minute? 665 00:38:55,266 --> 00:38:56,927 I need to go to the little girl's room. 666 00:38:56,967 --> 00:38:58,457 Whatever. 667 00:38:58,502 --> 00:39:00,333 Hey, are you all right? 668 00:39:00,871 --> 00:39:02,930 I thought you had to pee. 669 00:39:35,106 --> 00:39:36,664 Delivery! 670 00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:41,004 Just you today, honey? 671 00:39:41,045 --> 00:39:43,479 I'm not your honey. 672 00:39:44,348 --> 00:39:46,077 Suit yourself. 673 00:39:47,618 --> 00:39:49,051 Yeah, uh, Anna? 674 00:39:49,086 --> 00:39:50,951 Did you write that stuff in the bathroom? 675 00:39:50,988 --> 00:39:52,546 Damn it! I ordered mustard. 676 00:39:52,590 --> 00:39:54,353 What's wrong with that guy? 677 00:39:54,392 --> 00:39:56,860 Did you write that stuff in the bathroom? 678 00:39:56,894 --> 00:39:58,327 What stuff in the bathroom? 679 00:39:58,362 --> 00:39:59,693 Oh, don't play dumb. 680 00:39:59,730 --> 00:40:01,322 If Chris finds out about that you'll be fired. 681 00:40:01,365 --> 00:40:03,765 What would Chris be doing in the women's bathroom anyway? 682 00:40:03,801 --> 00:40:06,827 I'm leaving early. Could you cover for me? 683 00:40:06,871 --> 00:40:08,771 I'm going to Sacramento. 684 00:40:08,806 --> 00:40:11,570 Sacramento? Why in the world? 685 00:40:11,609 --> 00:40:13,076 - You mean now? - Now. 686 00:40:13,110 --> 00:40:14,668 Who's gonna watch the phones? 687 00:40:14,712 --> 00:40:16,407 I have three consultations this afternoon! 688 00:40:16,447 --> 00:40:17,709 Bye. 689 00:40:41,539 --> 00:40:44,030 Oooh... Soldier. 690 00:40:45,910 --> 00:40:47,309 Hey. 691 00:40:47,344 --> 00:40:49,437 Where you headed? 692 00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:52,244 You can just drop me off at the next diner. 693 00:40:52,283 --> 00:40:53,682 Get in. 694 00:41:05,496 --> 00:41:07,896 - Thanks for the ride. - Yeah, no worries. 695 00:41:10,334 --> 00:41:12,996 - See ya', guys. - Bye. 696 00:41:13,037 --> 00:41:14,595 Damn! 697 00:41:14,638 --> 00:41:17,072 Uh, you do know Calvin's a girl, right? 698 00:41:17,107 --> 00:41:18,938 And? 699 00:41:18,976 --> 00:41:21,501 I'm gonna see if she wants to come to Sacramento with us. 700 00:41:21,545 --> 00:41:23,843 This isn't a dating service, you know. 701 00:41:23,881 --> 00:41:25,439 I'm sorry, Shulie. 702 00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:28,111 Last time anyone checked, you liked men. 703 00:41:28,152 --> 00:41:29,642 Who said I didn't? 704 00:41:29,687 --> 00:41:32,178 Jesus, you dykes are such closed-minded bitches. 705 00:41:34,258 --> 00:41:36,021 All right. 706 00:41:57,882 --> 00:42:00,578 I guess they're gonna sleep out there or something. 707 00:42:00,618 --> 00:42:03,815 I can't believe Shulie's with a girl. 708 00:42:11,929 --> 00:42:13,328 Ta-da! 709 00:42:13,364 --> 00:42:15,059 Whoa! 710 00:42:15,966 --> 00:42:17,934 I love it! 711 00:42:21,238 --> 00:42:24,867 You've come a long way, baby. 712 00:42:24,909 --> 00:42:27,571 Do you wanna put some pink in your hair? 713 00:42:28,913 --> 00:42:31,108 No pink for me. 714 00:42:31,148 --> 00:42:32,911 Courtney would have a fit. 715 00:42:32,950 --> 00:42:34,508 Who cares? 716 00:42:35,452 --> 00:42:37,443 It's not worth the fight. 717 00:42:39,723 --> 00:42:42,055 How long were you in Iraq? 718 00:42:42,092 --> 00:42:44,083 Eighteen months... 719 00:42:44,128 --> 00:42:46,392 until I was dishonorably discharged. 720 00:42:46,430 --> 00:42:48,057 Why'd that happen? 721 00:42:48,098 --> 00:42:50,430 I was going to this awards ceremony. 722 00:42:50,467 --> 00:42:52,435 And I, um, brought a date. 723 00:42:53,203 --> 00:42:54,830 I thought she was really pretty, 724 00:42:54,872 --> 00:42:57,067 but I guess they didn't think so. 725 00:42:57,107 --> 00:42:59,075 Don't ask, don't tell. 726 00:42:59,109 --> 00:43:00,770 That's right. 727 00:43:00,811 --> 00:43:02,676 Women make up 14% of the American military, 728 00:43:02,713 --> 00:43:04,943 but account for 30% of the discharges under 729 00:43:04,982 --> 00:43:06,540 "don't ask, don't tell." 730 00:43:06,584 --> 00:43:08,609 - Fucking bastards. - Right? 731 00:43:08,652 --> 00:43:10,085 They're just pissed off because we get 732 00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:11,951 more pussy than they do. 733 00:43:11,989 --> 00:43:14,253 It makes them look totally bad. 734 00:43:16,493 --> 00:43:19,223 I bet you make a lot of people look bad. 735 00:43:20,965 --> 00:43:22,899 Aren't you glad to be out of there? 736 00:43:22,933 --> 00:43:24,901 I kind of miss it, actually. 737 00:43:24,935 --> 00:43:26,562 What? 738 00:43:26,604 --> 00:43:28,765 The war is a complete lie, 739 00:43:28,806 --> 00:43:32,572 based on false intelligence, false pretext, false everything. 740 00:43:32,610 --> 00:43:35,101 I don't care. I just like to blow shit up. 741 00:43:35,145 --> 00:43:36,976 I'm a fucking adrenaline junkie. 742 00:43:37,014 --> 00:43:38,743 What? 743 00:43:41,185 --> 00:43:42,948 So, what... 744 00:43:42,987 --> 00:43:44,750 What are you gonna do now that you 745 00:43:44,788 --> 00:43:46,551 can't get your adrenaline fix? 746 00:43:46,590 --> 00:43:48,524 I figure there's gotta be someone besides those 747 00:43:48,559 --> 00:43:52,757 U. S government bastards that could use my expertise. 748 00:43:54,965 --> 00:43:57,832 I got a medal for my work with explosives. 749 00:43:57,868 --> 00:43:59,768 Really? 750 00:43:59,803 --> 00:44:01,862 Yeah. 751 00:44:05,042 --> 00:44:08,205 That is such a turn-on. 752 00:44:14,885 --> 00:44:17,718 Why don't you just break it off for good? 753 00:44:18,789 --> 00:44:21,189 You say that like it's so simple. 754 00:44:21,225 --> 00:44:23,284 What am I supposed to do? 755 00:44:23,327 --> 00:44:25,591 Move back in with my Dad? 756 00:44:27,031 --> 00:44:28,589 I don't think so. 757 00:44:33,537 --> 00:44:35,664 It doesn't matter where you live. 758 00:44:35,706 --> 00:44:37,367 What matters is how you live. 759 00:44:39,009 --> 00:44:41,807 Aren't we suddenly political. 760 00:44:41,845 --> 00:44:43,779 I know. 761 00:44:43,814 --> 00:44:46,282 I learned from the best. 762 00:44:46,316 --> 00:44:48,409 You can't blame me. 763 00:44:55,426 --> 00:44:59,522 Why are you so afraid? 764 00:45:01,865 --> 00:45:04,129 I'm not afraid. 765 00:45:07,538 --> 00:45:09,369 You are. 766 00:46:16,006 --> 00:46:17,906 Thank you, ma'am. I'll have another. 767 00:46:19,209 --> 00:46:21,006 Thank you, ma'am. I'll have another. 768 00:46:24,581 --> 00:46:26,173 You gotta do it harder. 769 00:46:26,216 --> 00:46:27,877 Now get down and give me 20. 770 00:46:54,344 --> 00:46:55,936 Wake up. It's 5 AM. 771 00:46:55,979 --> 00:46:57,640 We're going to Sacramento. 772 00:47:00,784 --> 00:47:02,547 We gotta go check out of the motel. 773 00:47:02,586 --> 00:47:04,110 Okay, okay. We're coming. 774 00:47:04,788 --> 00:47:06,517 We're coming, we're coming. 775 00:47:10,828 --> 00:47:12,819 [crowd yelling] 776 00:47:17,334 --> 00:47:18,926 Hey, sorry we're late. 777 00:47:18,969 --> 00:47:20,300 Where were you guys? 778 00:47:20,337 --> 00:47:22,396 Meat, Aggie, this is Calvin. 779 00:47:22,439 --> 00:47:24,236 It's a pleasure. 780 00:47:25,475 --> 00:47:28,273 Well, guess who decided to become Ms. July after all. 781 00:47:29,913 --> 00:47:31,608 Get over it, Meat. 782 00:47:34,218 --> 00:47:36,243 Let's go to the stairs. 783 00:47:38,856 --> 00:47:40,346 Look at that sign... 784 00:47:40,390 --> 00:47:41,857 It's just not natural? 785 00:47:41,892 --> 00:47:43,757 Where do they come up with this shit? 786 00:47:43,794 --> 00:47:45,125 They said the same thing 787 00:47:45,162 --> 00:47:47,255 about interracial marriage in the 1930s. 788 00:47:47,297 --> 00:47:48,889 Well, yeah. Interracial marriage was illegal 789 00:47:48,932 --> 00:47:51,366 until California lifted the ban in 1948. 790 00:47:51,401 --> 00:47:52,800 It was the first state to do it. 791 00:47:52,836 --> 00:47:54,997 Yeah, but it wasn't until Loving v. Virginia 792 00:47:55,038 --> 00:47:56,665 that the Supreme Court ruled that prohibiting 793 00:47:56,707 --> 00:47:59,198 interracial marriage is unconstitutional. 794 00:47:59,243 --> 00:48:00,642 Sixteen states at the time... 795 00:48:00,677 --> 00:48:02,338 Were forced to revise their laws. 796 00:48:02,379 --> 00:48:04,210 Yeah. 797 00:48:04,248 --> 00:48:06,341 - Nice work. - Thank you. 798 00:48:06,383 --> 00:48:07,975 I'm glad we cleared that up. 799 00:48:08,018 --> 00:48:09,815 - Are we ready? - Let's do this. 800 00:48:17,728 --> 00:48:20,492 Hey, hey! Listen up! 801 00:48:20,530 --> 00:48:23,226 Women and men of the gay and lesbian communities - 802 00:48:23,267 --> 00:48:24,928 what are you doing? 803 00:48:24,968 --> 00:48:27,766 Why are you fighting to be part of an institution that has 804 00:48:27,804 --> 00:48:31,331 historically and categorically discriminated against women? 805 00:48:31,375 --> 00:48:33,366 We cannot bring down the master's house 806 00:48:33,410 --> 00:48:35,139 with the master's tools. 807 00:48:35,178 --> 00:48:37,078 What are you really asking for here? 808 00:48:37,114 --> 00:48:38,706 To join their sexist ranks? 809 00:48:38,749 --> 00:48:40,046 Hell no! 810 00:48:40,083 --> 00:48:42,313 Marriage is an archaic useless folk tradition. 811 00:48:42,352 --> 00:48:43,410 End marriage! 812 00:48:43,453 --> 00:48:44,943 Shut up! We're not anarchists! 813 00:48:44,988 --> 00:48:46,546 We're lesbians! We want to get married! 814 00:48:46,590 --> 00:48:48,558 Forget gay marriage. Forget straight marriage. 815 00:48:48,592 --> 00:48:50,890 I say we abolish all marriage. 816 00:48:52,729 --> 00:48:54,390 Look, even the lesbos know 817 00:48:54,431 --> 00:48:56,092 that they shouldn't be getting married. 818 00:48:56,133 --> 00:48:57,430 Excuse me? 819 00:48:57,467 --> 00:48:59,264 I said, even dykes like you know better 820 00:48:59,303 --> 00:49:01,464 than to form a union in the name of the Lord. 821 00:49:01,505 --> 00:49:03,700 Actually, what I said was that I don't think anyone 822 00:49:03,740 --> 00:49:05,867 should be forming a union in the name of anything. 823 00:49:05,909 --> 00:49:08,207 It's a simplistic and limited point of view. 824 00:49:08,245 --> 00:49:10,873 You're a sinner and an abomination against nature. 825 00:49:10,914 --> 00:49:12,575 Jesus will punish you! 826 00:49:12,616 --> 00:49:14,049 Listen, you fucking Jesus freak! 827 00:49:14,084 --> 00:49:16,712 This country has separation of church and state. 828 00:49:16,753 --> 00:49:19,950 Why don't you take your damn Bible and go home with it? 829 00:49:19,990 --> 00:49:22,254 Because it has no business in our bedrooms. 830 00:49:22,292 --> 00:49:24,317 Gay bedrooms breed AIDS - 831 00:49:24,361 --> 00:49:26,022 God's cure for you perverts! 832 00:49:26,063 --> 00:49:28,395 Take your God-fearing view and shove it up your ass! 833 00:49:29,099 --> 00:49:31,067 End the sexist institution of marriage! 834 00:49:31,101 --> 00:49:34,559 The LGBT community deserves better than marriage! 835 00:49:35,272 --> 00:49:36,933 Just say no to marriage! 836 00:49:40,844 --> 00:49:44,007 CIA! CIA! 837 00:49:44,047 --> 00:49:45,309 Fuck you! 838 00:49:46,350 --> 00:49:48,079 Fuck you, motherfuckers! 839 00:49:49,553 --> 00:49:51,020 Say no to marriage! 840 00:49:51,054 --> 00:49:52,453 We're Clits in Action. 841 00:49:54,157 --> 00:49:56,921 While little is known about the CIA, they have already 842 00:49:56,960 --> 00:49:59,793 been classified as violent and against gay rights. 843 00:49:59,830 --> 00:50:02,230 Shulie, you got a little outta control there, huh? 844 00:50:02,265 --> 00:50:04,529 You really need to learn to rein it in a little bit. 845 00:50:04,568 --> 00:50:07,059 We are not against gay rights, we're against the binary system. 846 00:50:07,104 --> 00:50:08,571 What the fuck is wrong with the media? 847 00:50:08,605 --> 00:50:09,867 That's not the point, Shulie. 848 00:50:09,906 --> 00:50:11,533 You're a representative of the CIA. 849 00:50:11,575 --> 00:50:13,167 I mean, you're shoving this woman. 850 00:50:13,210 --> 00:50:14,677 We're not about violence. 851 00:50:14,711 --> 00:50:16,542 Maybe we should be. 852 00:50:16,580 --> 00:50:18,343 - What?! - Can you listen to me? 853 00:50:18,382 --> 00:50:19,781 You don't think we should be? 854 00:50:19,816 --> 00:50:21,681 No! You can't go around just hitting somebody. 855 00:50:21,718 --> 00:50:23,709 You wouldn't have stood up to that bitch? 856 00:50:24,588 --> 00:50:26,852 I just got a phone call from Melinda who said she saw you 857 00:50:26,890 --> 00:50:28,915 on the news in the middle of a brawl. 858 00:50:28,959 --> 00:50:30,517 What the hell is going on? 859 00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:31,891 It's not a big deal. 860 00:50:31,928 --> 00:50:33,259 Do you know what this looks like? 861 00:50:33,296 --> 00:50:34,957 What are you guys even talking about? 862 00:50:34,998 --> 00:50:36,488 You're against gay marriage? 863 00:50:36,533 --> 00:50:38,262 You're going to reform the entire system? 864 00:50:38,301 --> 00:50:40,326 We don't even have equal rights. What are you doing? 865 00:50:40,370 --> 00:50:41,860 Look, I'm sorry that your board of directors 866 00:50:41,905 --> 00:50:44,373 is sitting around watching TV, Courtney. 867 00:50:44,408 --> 00:50:46,638 I gotta go. I'm doing stuff. 868 00:50:46,676 --> 00:50:48,644 Like what? Punch out a senator? 869 00:50:48,678 --> 00:50:51,146 (Shulie) We're so soft. We gotta keep going! 870 00:50:51,181 --> 00:50:53,149 I gotta go. 871 00:50:53,183 --> 00:50:54,844 You would have done the same thing. 872 00:50:54,885 --> 00:50:56,318 I know you would have. 873 00:50:56,353 --> 00:50:57,684 It's bullshit, man. 874 00:50:57,721 --> 00:50:59,245 This is all such fucking bullshit! 875 00:50:59,289 --> 00:51:00,688 You're right. 876 00:51:00,724 --> 00:51:02,282 Everything we do gets fucked up. 877 00:51:02,325 --> 00:51:04,156 No one's getting our message. 878 00:51:04,194 --> 00:51:05,422 She's right! 879 00:51:05,462 --> 00:51:08,556 No, that is not true. We still have the website. 880 00:51:08,598 --> 00:51:10,566 I wasn't gonna say anything before, 881 00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:12,534 but since you bring it up... 882 00:51:12,569 --> 00:51:15,561 Guys, I put a tracker on the website to monitor 883 00:51:15,605 --> 00:51:17,266 who was visiting the site. 884 00:51:17,307 --> 00:51:20,242 And as it turns out, the only people visiting the site 885 00:51:20,277 --> 00:51:23,246 are the people in this room right now. 886 00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:25,180 So nobody's visiting the site? 887 00:51:25,215 --> 00:51:26,375 No one. 888 00:51:26,416 --> 00:51:29,112 So everything we've done has been a complete waste? 889 00:51:29,152 --> 00:51:30,744 Yeah. 890 00:51:30,787 --> 00:51:33,881 And the Zona's display got taken down less than 24 hours later. 891 00:51:33,924 --> 00:51:36,791 Yeah, and they took Angela out of the park. 892 00:51:36,827 --> 00:51:38,124 I went by there yesterday. 893 00:51:39,963 --> 00:51:41,260 Yeah? 894 00:51:41,298 --> 00:51:43,027 I need you to come home right now. 895 00:51:43,066 --> 00:51:44,556 We need to talk about this. 896 00:51:44,601 --> 00:51:46,762 Fine. I'll be there in half an hour. 897 00:51:48,004 --> 00:51:49,995 Why do you let her talk to you like that? 898 00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:51,940 You should stand up for yourself. 899 00:51:51,975 --> 00:51:53,533 Anna, you should stay out of it 900 00:51:53,577 --> 00:51:55,101 because it has nothing to do with you. 901 00:51:55,145 --> 00:51:56,635 Does it?! 902 00:52:08,859 --> 00:52:10,622 Anna, get in here. 903 00:52:12,329 --> 00:52:14,593 What the hell did you do to your hair? 904 00:52:14,631 --> 00:52:16,155 I dyed it. 905 00:52:16,199 --> 00:52:18,394 Are you trying to sabotage my wedding? 906 00:52:18,435 --> 00:52:20,835 It is just hair. Do not be so dramatic. 907 00:52:20,871 --> 00:52:22,304 You are the maid of honor. 908 00:52:22,339 --> 00:52:24,273 Yeah. So? 909 00:52:24,307 --> 00:52:28,004 So, you missed my bridal shower. It was today. 910 00:52:29,112 --> 00:52:31,012 I'm sorry, okay? 911 00:52:31,047 --> 00:52:32,537 I forgot. 912 00:52:32,582 --> 00:52:34,743 I kept calling. You didn't answer. 913 00:52:34,784 --> 00:52:36,684 I thought you were a smear across some freeway. 914 00:52:36,720 --> 00:52:38,711 I really wish you had been there. 915 00:52:38,755 --> 00:52:40,188 Well, I've been busy, okay? 916 00:52:40,223 --> 00:52:42,088 Oh, too busy for me? 917 00:52:42,125 --> 00:52:44,685 Well, you also missed the final dress fitting, so... 918 00:52:44,728 --> 00:52:47,128 here, you're gonna have to wear this. 919 00:52:47,164 --> 00:52:47,994 This? 920 00:52:48,031 --> 00:52:50,022 - Yes. - You want me to wear this? 921 00:52:50,066 --> 00:52:52,091 This is a symbol of everything that I fight against. 922 00:52:52,135 --> 00:52:54,399 So you can take your ugly-ass bra. 923 00:52:55,205 --> 00:52:57,139 Good night. 924 00:52:57,174 --> 00:52:59,199 - Anna! - You're wearing the bra, Anna! 925 00:52:59,242 --> 00:53:01,233 I am not going to wear that padded bra! 926 00:53:02,479 --> 00:53:04,470 Hey, Anna, it's me. 927 00:53:04,514 --> 00:53:08,143 Look, I'm sorry about before, I didn't mean to yell at you. 928 00:53:08,185 --> 00:53:11,450 I'm gonna talk to Courtney tonight, 929 00:53:11,488 --> 00:53:14,821 so we won't have to deal with any more of this drama. 930 00:53:14,858 --> 00:53:17,827 Anyway, I had an amazing time with you. 931 00:53:17,861 --> 00:53:21,592 We definitely need to go on more road trips. 932 00:53:21,631 --> 00:53:23,758 I miss you already. 933 00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:25,563 Bye, Anna. 934 00:53:28,038 --> 00:53:29,903 Tell me again why we're here. 935 00:53:29,940 --> 00:53:31,805 Sadie and her last minute bullshit. 936 00:53:31,841 --> 00:53:33,468 I'm so over it. 937 00:53:34,110 --> 00:53:36,374 Since we're saving money, then presence on the web, 938 00:53:36,413 --> 00:53:37,903 can I see a show of hands... 939 00:53:38,915 --> 00:53:40,780 [doorbell rings] 940 00:53:46,890 --> 00:53:49,051 We'll put it toward advertising... 941 00:53:50,126 --> 00:53:51,457 Sadie, what the fuck? 942 00:53:51,494 --> 00:53:52,927 I thought we were meeting tonight. 943 00:53:52,963 --> 00:53:55,363 If you could just wait out here for like 15 minutes. 944 00:53:55,398 --> 00:53:57,229 - They're almost done. - What?! 945 00:53:57,267 --> 00:53:58,859 I don't want to piss her off. 946 00:53:58,902 --> 00:53:59,960 Jesus, Sadie. 947 00:54:00,003 --> 00:54:01,630 You call us all the way over here and now you want us 948 00:54:01,671 --> 00:54:05,072 to wait outside so that your mommy doesn't get mad at you? 949 00:54:05,108 --> 00:54:06,973 Fuck this! I'm outta here. 950 00:54:07,010 --> 00:54:09,308 All right... 951 00:54:09,346 --> 00:54:12,213 I guess you can come inside and wait. 952 00:54:12,249 --> 00:54:14,080 Oh, shit, thanks. That's generous of you. 953 00:54:14,117 --> 00:54:16,847 Do you think you could give us a bone to gnaw on while we wait? 954 00:54:16,886 --> 00:54:19,218 - Sadie, what about our meeting? - We'll get to it. 955 00:54:28,031 --> 00:54:29,362 Hey... 956 00:54:35,071 --> 00:54:37,539 So, did you talk to her? 957 00:54:37,574 --> 00:54:39,906 I don't want to talk about this right now. 958 00:54:39,943 --> 00:54:41,706 So you didn't talk to her? 959 00:54:41,745 --> 00:54:43,804 Anna, it's not that simple. 960 00:54:43,847 --> 00:54:46,714 It's a yes or no question, Sadie. 961 00:54:46,750 --> 00:54:49,082 Relax. Just relax. 962 00:54:49,119 --> 00:54:50,882 I know, but I just want to know. 963 00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:53,252 Not here. Don't be an idiot. 964 00:54:54,624 --> 00:54:59,084 Wow... I'm an idiot. 965 00:54:59,129 --> 00:55:01,791 I'm a complete and total fucking idiot for thinking 966 00:55:01,831 --> 00:55:03,731 that you would ever change. 967 00:55:03,767 --> 00:55:06,395 Do you know why I joined the CIA? 968 00:55:06,436 --> 00:55:08,131 Because you inspired me. 969 00:55:08,171 --> 00:55:09,968 But now I see it's all bullshit! 970 00:55:10,006 --> 00:55:11,997 You know, you make like you're this bad ass 971 00:55:12,042 --> 00:55:13,475 because you have these radical politics. 972 00:55:13,510 --> 00:55:15,410 But really... you're just a fucking coward! 973 00:55:15,445 --> 00:55:16,776 A coward! 974 00:55:16,813 --> 00:55:18,440 Let them hear that. 975 00:55:21,418 --> 00:55:23,579 Aggie, can you please take me home right now? 976 00:55:23,620 --> 00:55:25,178 I want to go home right now. 977 00:55:25,221 --> 00:55:26,848 What about our meeting? 978 00:55:26,890 --> 00:55:28,551 I think we should cancel our meeting. 979 00:55:28,591 --> 00:55:29,751 Why would we cancel the meeting? 980 00:55:30,460 --> 00:55:32,052 It's great for them because... 981 00:55:32,095 --> 00:55:33,756 (Shulie) This is fucking bullshit. 982 00:55:34,397 --> 00:55:36,558 Peter, could you take over please for a minute? 983 00:55:36,599 --> 00:55:37,793 I'll be right back. 984 00:55:38,301 --> 00:55:40,166 It's fucking bullshit! 985 00:55:40,203 --> 00:55:42,228 Sadie, I don't know why your friends are here when I'm trying 986 00:55:42,272 --> 00:55:44,706 to have a meeting or why they can't behave like adults, 987 00:55:44,741 --> 00:55:46,140 but I still have ten pages of a budget 988 00:55:46,176 --> 00:55:47,541 that I have to get approved. 989 00:55:47,577 --> 00:55:49,568 So I'd appreciate it if they could please leave. 990 00:55:49,612 --> 00:55:51,876 - They're leaving. - Sadie, don't bother! 991 00:55:51,915 --> 00:55:53,542 I can't take the drama anymore. 992 00:55:53,583 --> 00:55:55,847 Fuck the meeting. Fuck the CIA. 993 00:55:55,885 --> 00:55:57,876 There's no wonder why it's a complete failure. 994 00:55:57,921 --> 00:56:00,048 Everyone's too busy fucking each other and crying about it. 995 00:56:00,090 --> 00:56:01,284 I quit. 996 00:56:01,324 --> 00:56:03,053 Have a great meeting, Courtney. 997 00:56:03,526 --> 00:56:05,892 - We can meet tomorrow. - Why bother? 998 00:56:05,929 --> 00:56:08,659 I'm so tired of working my ass off for nothing. 999 00:56:08,698 --> 00:56:09,960 I quit, too. 1000 00:56:09,999 --> 00:56:12,058 No, wait. You cannot quit. 1001 00:56:19,809 --> 00:56:21,936 Guys, what's gonna happen to the CIA? 1002 00:56:21,978 --> 00:56:24,242 It's not over. You cannot quit the CIA. 1003 00:56:24,280 --> 00:56:25,713 Yeah, watch us. 1004 00:56:25,749 --> 00:56:28,479 Sadie doesn't care about the CIA and she doesn't care about you. 1005 00:56:28,518 --> 00:56:30,577 All Sadie cares about is Sadie. 1006 00:56:30,620 --> 00:56:32,383 But Sadie said that we can have the meeting tomorrow. 1007 00:56:32,422 --> 00:56:34,549 It's pathetic how you're even defending her right now. 1008 00:56:34,591 --> 00:56:36,286 You think she's gonna leave her bungalow, 1009 00:56:36,326 --> 00:56:38,658 her fancy summer house in P-town for you? 1010 00:56:38,695 --> 00:56:40,993 So then what's gonna happen to the CIA then? 1011 00:56:41,030 --> 00:56:41,860 What do you care? 1012 00:56:41,898 --> 00:56:43,661 You never did anything except hang around 1013 00:56:43,700 --> 00:56:45,099 drooling all over Sadie, anyway. 1014 00:56:45,135 --> 00:56:46,363 That's not true. 1015 00:56:46,403 --> 00:56:48,530 The CIA's over, Anna. 1016 00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:51,070 Come on. Let's get out of here. 1017 00:57:16,699 --> 00:57:18,360 - You know what? - Yeah? 1018 00:57:19,803 --> 00:57:22,567 The CIA's over and I deserve to be drunk. 1019 00:57:22,605 --> 00:57:24,368 So, whatever. 1020 00:58:35,512 --> 00:58:36,979 - Morning. - Morning. 1021 00:58:40,850 --> 00:58:43,216 I have morning breath right now. 1022 00:58:43,253 --> 00:58:45,483 So, um... 1023 00:58:45,522 --> 00:58:47,820 You can use my tooth brush if you want. 1024 00:58:47,857 --> 00:58:49,324 I'm gonna go take a shower. 1025 00:58:49,359 --> 00:58:50,826 Enjoy your breakfast. 1026 00:58:56,232 --> 00:58:58,792 Hey, guys, it's me. 1027 00:58:58,835 --> 00:59:02,168 I want to tell you that I feel... 1028 00:59:02,205 --> 00:59:04,730 Oh, my God. 1029 00:59:04,774 --> 00:59:06,799 Sadie, it's not what it looks like. 1030 00:59:06,843 --> 00:59:09,869 No, you're right. It couldn't be. 1031 00:59:09,913 --> 00:59:12,780 Because what it looks like is that you just fucked Aggie! 1032 00:59:12,815 --> 00:59:14,874 - No, it doesn't. - Yeah, it does. 1033 00:59:14,918 --> 00:59:16,351 Okay, it does. 1034 00:59:16,386 --> 00:59:18,251 It didn't mean anything! 1035 00:59:18,288 --> 00:59:19,778 Oh, that's even better! 1036 00:59:19,822 --> 00:59:21,983 What does it matter? You have a girlfriend anyway! 1037 00:59:22,592 --> 00:59:24,025 I'm sorry, okay? 1038 00:59:24,060 --> 00:59:26,085 We were drunk and I was mad at you. 1039 00:59:26,129 --> 00:59:27,653 So, it's all my fault?! 1040 00:59:27,697 --> 00:59:28,994 No, it's not your fault. 1041 00:59:29,032 --> 00:59:30,522 It was a mistake. It shouldn't have happened 1042 00:59:30,567 --> 00:59:32,000 and it definitely won't happen again. 1043 00:59:32,035 --> 00:59:33,297 - Yeah. - I promise. 1044 00:59:33,336 --> 00:59:36,100 Look, I may have my problems, but I would never go behind your 1045 00:59:36,139 --> 00:59:38,130 back and fuck one of your best friends, Anna. 1046 00:59:38,174 --> 00:59:39,903 - Please, Sadie! - That's low! 1047 00:59:39,943 --> 00:59:41,570 I'm sorry! 1048 00:59:41,611 --> 00:59:43,977 I don't wanna see you again, ever! 1049 00:59:44,447 --> 00:59:45,778 Don't follow me! 1050 00:59:45,815 --> 00:59:47,248 Sadie! 1051 00:59:47,283 --> 00:59:48,716 Please! 1052 00:59:48,751 --> 00:59:51,049 Put some fucking clothes on! 1053 01:00:08,171 --> 01:00:11,038 (Mom) Anna, are you gonna sleep all day? 1054 01:00:11,074 --> 01:00:14,441 Come on, you're not doing yourself any good doing this. 1055 01:00:14,477 --> 01:00:16,877 Answer me, please. 1056 01:00:16,913 --> 01:00:18,972 Are you okay? 1057 01:00:48,177 --> 01:00:50,145 Our life sucks. 1058 01:00:50,179 --> 01:00:52,943 It doesn't suck. 1059 01:00:52,982 --> 01:00:54,779 Yeah, it does. 1060 01:00:56,119 --> 01:00:58,280 You're so negative. 1061 01:01:00,156 --> 01:01:01,817 You'd be negative, too, 1062 01:01:01,858 --> 01:01:04,122 if you thought your girlfriend was leaving you. 1063 01:01:04,160 --> 01:01:06,822 I'm not leaving you. 1064 01:01:08,364 --> 01:01:10,264 Sure you are. 1065 01:01:10,299 --> 01:01:12,631 You don't love me. 1066 01:01:12,669 --> 01:01:14,330 I do. 1067 01:01:14,370 --> 01:01:15,928 You don't. 1068 01:01:15,972 --> 01:01:18,440 I do, and you know that I do. 1069 01:01:19,208 --> 01:01:21,938 I'm not exciting to you anymore. 1070 01:01:21,978 --> 01:01:24,105 You think I don't know that? 1071 01:01:24,147 --> 01:01:26,172 It's hell to be utterly boring 1072 01:01:26,215 --> 01:01:27,978 to the person you're having sex with. 1073 01:01:29,585 --> 01:01:33,521 Not that we're doin' that. 1074 01:01:33,556 --> 01:01:36,616 Well, then what was last Sunday? 1075 01:01:36,659 --> 01:01:38,854 We didn't even look at each other. 1076 01:01:38,895 --> 01:01:42,831 It was mutual masturbation. 1077 01:01:45,334 --> 01:01:47,768 I think you're one of the most amazing people 1078 01:01:47,804 --> 01:01:50,739 that I've ever met, Courtney. 1079 01:01:50,773 --> 01:01:54,709 I love that you're everything that I'm not. 1080 01:01:54,744 --> 01:01:56,575 Oh, God, Sadie. 1081 01:01:56,612 --> 01:01:58,705 When are you gonna get some God-damn guts? 1082 01:01:58,748 --> 01:02:00,545 I'm trying. 1083 01:02:00,583 --> 01:02:02,881 Just tell me the truth, okay? 1084 01:02:02,919 --> 01:02:04,944 Have you been faithful to me? 1085 01:02:04,987 --> 01:02:07,046 Yes. 1086 01:02:07,090 --> 01:02:08,557 You're such a bitch. 1087 01:02:08,591 --> 01:02:09,990 I have. 1088 01:02:10,026 --> 01:02:11,755 I can't even trust you to break up with me, Sadie. 1089 01:02:11,794 --> 01:02:13,227 Just tell me the fucking truth, okay? 1090 01:02:13,262 --> 01:02:15,492 I have! I've never cheated on you. 1091 01:02:15,531 --> 01:02:16,725 Yeah, well say it again. 1092 01:02:16,766 --> 01:02:17,960 - I've never... - Never with Meat? 1093 01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:19,490 Never with Meat. 1094 01:02:19,535 --> 01:02:21,560 Never with that girl from Starbucks? 1095 01:02:21,604 --> 01:02:23,799 Never with that girl from Starbucks. 1096 01:02:23,840 --> 01:02:25,808 And never with Anna. 1097 01:02:27,543 --> 01:02:29,738 Never with Anna. 1098 01:02:35,418 --> 01:02:37,682 Never with Anna? 1099 01:02:49,699 --> 01:02:51,291 Okay. 1100 01:02:52,802 --> 01:02:54,531 [phone rings] 1101 01:02:55,872 --> 01:02:58,432 This is Twin Palms Plastic Surgery Clinic. 1102 01:02:58,474 --> 01:02:59,736 Enhance our bank account 1103 01:02:59,776 --> 01:03:01,368 and we'll enhance your chance of cancer and deformity. 1104 01:03:01,410 --> 01:03:03,310 This is Anna, how can I not help you? 1105 01:03:06,582 --> 01:03:08,049 Hi... 1106 01:03:08,084 --> 01:03:10,882 I'm here for my consultation. 1107 01:03:10,920 --> 01:03:12,820 Which procedure? 1108 01:03:13,823 --> 01:03:15,984 Um, breast augmentation. 1109 01:03:21,397 --> 01:03:24,059 I heard that it's really painful. 1110 01:03:24,100 --> 01:03:26,000 Is that true? 1111 01:03:26,035 --> 01:03:27,468 You know what's true? 1112 01:03:28,204 --> 01:03:30,138 Small tits are beautiful. 1113 01:03:30,173 --> 01:03:31,936 You're beautiful. 1114 01:03:31,974 --> 01:03:35,068 Oh... Thank you. 1115 01:03:36,679 --> 01:03:39,147 Um, I have an appointment? 1116 01:03:39,182 --> 01:03:40,877 Do you work here? 1117 01:03:40,917 --> 01:03:44,045 No... I do work here. 1118 01:03:46,189 --> 01:03:48,589 And I'm here to consult with you. 1119 01:03:54,463 --> 01:03:58,399 Your breasts are beautiful, and you do not need 1120 01:03:58,434 --> 01:04:00,834 to put silicone in your body. 1121 01:04:00,870 --> 01:04:03,338 You shouldn't have to conform to somebody else's idea 1122 01:04:03,372 --> 01:04:06,273 of what your body should look like. 1123 01:04:06,309 --> 01:04:08,937 How is society pressuring you to get a boob job 1124 01:04:08,978 --> 01:04:11,503 different from women in the Middle East who feel pressure 1125 01:04:11,547 --> 01:04:13,708 to wear a sheet over their head in public? 1126 01:04:13,749 --> 01:04:15,683 Or how is it different from women in China who were forced 1127 01:04:15,718 --> 01:04:19,347 to bind their feet and walk around half crippled 1128 01:04:19,388 --> 01:04:22,551 in order to feel sexually attractive? 1129 01:04:23,659 --> 01:04:27,186 Um... does anyone else work here? 1130 01:04:27,697 --> 01:04:30,393 Hi, sweetie. Are you my two o'clock? 1131 01:04:32,134 --> 01:04:35,160 Try loving your itty bitty titties. 1132 01:04:35,204 --> 01:04:36,831 No, no, no, no, no. Excuse me. 1133 01:04:36,873 --> 01:04:39,171 Did you just say something inappropriate? 1134 01:04:39,208 --> 01:04:41,676 Absolutely not. 1135 01:04:41,711 --> 01:04:43,542 Anna, what the hell? 1136 01:04:43,579 --> 01:04:45,046 I just came from the bathroom! 1137 01:04:45,081 --> 01:04:46,514 Are you f'ing insane? 1138 01:04:46,549 --> 01:04:48,039 I hired you because you're good with computers, 1139 01:04:48,084 --> 01:04:49,847 not because you're good at writing tampon poetry! 1140 01:04:49,886 --> 01:04:52,354 Fuck you! I quit. 1141 01:04:54,123 --> 01:04:55,351 Delivery. 1142 01:04:55,391 --> 01:04:57,382 And I ordered mustard, not mayo! 1143 01:04:57,426 --> 01:04:59,087 You get it wrong every single time! 1144 01:04:59,128 --> 01:05:02,120 You fucking asshole! Pig! 1145 01:05:21,684 --> 01:05:24,847 Save our oak or we will choke, is the motto of my next guests. 1146 01:05:24,887 --> 01:05:27,321 We're gonna talk to these lumber protectors and they're gonna 1147 01:05:27,356 --> 01:05:29,551 show us how you don't have to compromise your ideology 1148 01:05:29,592 --> 01:05:32,720 to get that beautiful sauna you've always dreamed of. 1149 01:05:32,762 --> 01:05:34,753 All this and more. 1150 01:05:34,797 --> 01:05:36,890 Only on Marcy Maloney. 1151 01:05:50,546 --> 01:05:52,241 What are you doing here? 1152 01:05:52,281 --> 01:05:53,771 You wanna fuck me now? 1153 01:05:54,717 --> 01:05:56,582 I deserve that. 1154 01:06:00,323 --> 01:06:03,724 Look, I know you guys are pissed at me. 1155 01:06:03,759 --> 01:06:08,093 And I am so sorry. 1156 01:06:08,130 --> 01:06:10,257 But we cannot let all of our bullshit 1157 01:06:10,299 --> 01:06:13,132 ruin everything that's important to us. 1158 01:06:13,169 --> 01:06:16,730 I don't think it was our bullshit at all. 1159 01:06:16,772 --> 01:06:18,433 I think it was your bullshit. 1160 01:06:18,474 --> 01:06:22,240 Yeah... it was my bullshit. 1161 01:06:22,278 --> 01:06:25,076 But I am... I'm so sorry. 1162 01:06:25,114 --> 01:06:27,014 Okay, you're sorry. 1163 01:06:27,049 --> 01:06:28,107 And? 1164 01:06:28,150 --> 01:06:30,243 I blew it. 1165 01:06:30,286 --> 01:06:33,187 And I know I can't change what already happened, 1166 01:06:33,222 --> 01:06:36,851 but it doesn't mean that we have to just abandon the CIA. 1167 01:06:36,892 --> 01:06:40,453 Our actions - they were too small before. 1168 01:06:40,496 --> 01:06:44,125 There was no real exposure and no real pay-off! 1169 01:06:47,236 --> 01:06:50,728 Can you please look at this? 1170 01:07:04,353 --> 01:07:06,787 - That's good. - That's really good. 1171 01:07:08,357 --> 01:07:11,724 Do you think Calvin will help us? 1172 01:07:11,761 --> 01:07:14,286 Absolutely. 1173 01:07:14,330 --> 01:07:16,321 Okay. 1174 01:07:16,365 --> 01:07:18,356 And what about Aggie? 1175 01:07:22,705 --> 01:07:25,139 That's up to you. 1176 01:07:25,174 --> 01:07:26,835 Yeah, I know. 1177 01:08:08,984 --> 01:08:10,815 Do you hate me? 1178 01:08:13,322 --> 01:08:15,449 No, I don't hate you. 1179 01:08:15,491 --> 01:08:17,584 Aggie, I'm sorry. 1180 01:08:17,626 --> 01:08:20,789 I treated you like shit. 1181 01:08:22,264 --> 01:08:24,528 That was fucked up what you did. 1182 01:08:24,567 --> 01:08:27,434 Yeah, that was fucked up. 1183 01:08:27,470 --> 01:08:29,802 And you're a really amazing person. 1184 01:08:31,307 --> 01:08:33,366 I'm sorry. 1185 01:08:34,910 --> 01:08:37,435 You're an amazing person, too. 1186 01:08:38,747 --> 01:08:40,214 It's cool. 1187 01:08:40,249 --> 01:08:42,444 Can I show you something? 1188 01:08:42,485 --> 01:08:44,544 Yeah, what do you got? 1189 01:08:52,328 --> 01:08:55,126 Holy shit, dude. This is insane. 1190 01:08:57,500 --> 01:08:59,695 How are you gonna do this? 1191 01:08:59,735 --> 01:09:01,896 I don't know. 1192 01:09:01,937 --> 01:09:04,371 I'll figure it out. 1193 01:09:04,406 --> 01:09:06,397 But that's why I need you to help me. 1194 01:09:07,610 --> 01:09:09,339 You gotta admit it's good. 1195 01:09:09,378 --> 01:09:11,243 It's good, dude. 1196 01:09:11,280 --> 01:09:13,441 Are you gonna do it? 1197 01:10:33,229 --> 01:10:35,026 Thank you very much for coming... 1198 01:10:35,064 --> 01:10:38,295 So you and Meat will get there first and break into the booth. 1199 01:10:38,334 --> 01:10:40,825 Then you go to position and then I'll find Meat inside. 1200 01:10:42,171 --> 01:10:44,662 Did you ship Shulie and Calvin the equipment? 1201 01:10:44,707 --> 01:10:46,004 What? 1202 01:10:46,041 --> 01:10:47,975 Anna, please shut up. 1203 01:10:48,010 --> 01:10:49,910 I'm sorry. 1204 01:10:50,913 --> 01:10:52,778 Do they have the blueprints? 1205 01:10:52,815 --> 01:10:55,340 Anna, we've been through this 100 times. 1206 01:10:55,384 --> 01:10:58,285 I know. I'm just really nervous. 1207 01:10:58,554 --> 01:11:00,454 Thanks to everyone. Cheers to you. 1208 01:11:00,489 --> 01:11:02,514 Cheers. 1209 01:11:05,060 --> 01:11:06,652 There you are. 1210 01:11:06,695 --> 01:11:09,357 Anna, I want you to meet Pam, 1211 01:11:09,398 --> 01:11:11,025 one of my dearest and oldest friends, 1212 01:11:11,066 --> 01:11:12,590 and her girlfriend, Jan. 1213 01:11:12,635 --> 01:11:14,125 Nice to meet you, Pam. 1214 01:11:14,169 --> 01:11:16,763 I'm Jan, actually. Nice to meet you. 1215 01:11:16,805 --> 01:11:18,602 - Pam. - Oh, sorry. 1216 01:11:18,641 --> 01:11:20,871 Technically, we've already met, but you probably wouldn't 1217 01:11:20,909 --> 01:11:23,400 remember because you were still in diapers at the time. 1218 01:11:23,445 --> 01:11:25,037 Did you go to school with my Mom? 1219 01:11:25,080 --> 01:11:27,878 Actually, your mother and I were interns together... 1220 01:11:27,916 --> 01:11:30,248 at Ms. Magazine. 1221 01:11:30,286 --> 01:11:33,653 You were an intern at Ms. Magazine? 1222 01:11:33,689 --> 01:11:35,179 You sound shocked. 1223 01:11:35,224 --> 01:11:37,818 Well, you never told me that. That's so cool. 1224 01:11:37,860 --> 01:11:39,851 I didn't know they had Ms. in the 60s. 1225 01:11:39,895 --> 01:11:42,762 Uh, we worked there in the 70s, darling. 1226 01:11:42,798 --> 01:11:46,393 The good years... Right, Katie Kates? 1227 01:11:48,637 --> 01:11:52,903 Well, actually, Pam sits on the Board at Sarah Lawrence. 1228 01:11:52,941 --> 01:11:54,670 You should talk to her. 1229 01:11:54,710 --> 01:11:57,907 Yeah, I was actually thinking about applying there next year. 1230 01:11:57,946 --> 01:11:59,937 How's the women's studies department? 1231 01:11:59,982 --> 01:12:02,849 We just hired two fantastic new professors. 1232 01:12:02,885 --> 01:12:04,375 You should come. 1233 01:12:43,325 --> 01:12:45,850 Hello, and welcome to this very special live broadcast 1234 01:12:45,894 --> 01:12:47,759 of the Marcy Maloney show. 1235 01:12:47,796 --> 01:12:50,629 Today our nation is celebrating the 125th anniversary 1236 01:12:50,666 --> 01:12:52,793 of the erection of the Washington Monument. 1237 01:12:52,835 --> 01:12:55,565 With us today are some very special guests 1238 01:12:55,604 --> 01:12:57,572 to discuss their perspectives on this holiday. 1239 01:12:57,606 --> 01:13:00,507 First, from the non-profit organization, Women for Change, 1240 01:13:00,542 --> 01:13:03,033 Courtney Cadmar. Welcome. 1241 01:13:03,078 --> 01:13:05,740 Thanks, Marcy. It's an honor to be here. 1242 01:13:11,387 --> 01:13:12,513 Nice dress. 1243 01:13:12,554 --> 01:13:14,613 I didn't have enough time to go home and change. 1244 01:13:14,656 --> 01:13:16,021 I'm sorry I'm late, okay? 1245 01:13:16,058 --> 01:13:18,117 Our guy never went to lunch, so he's still in there. 1246 01:13:18,160 --> 01:13:19,388 So we can't get in? 1247 01:13:19,428 --> 01:13:21,487 - Not how we planned to anyhow. - What about Aggie? 1248 01:13:21,530 --> 01:13:23,521 He's in position and no one on the crew knows. 1249 01:13:23,565 --> 01:13:24,827 That's something. 1250 01:13:24,867 --> 01:13:26,494 It doesn't matter if he's in position 1251 01:13:26,535 --> 01:13:28,059 or if he's in the God-damn Bahamas. 1252 01:13:28,103 --> 01:13:29,627 We need to get into that booth. 1253 01:13:29,671 --> 01:13:31,468 We're gonna figure it out. 1254 01:13:31,507 --> 01:13:33,202 Okay? 1255 01:13:34,543 --> 01:13:36,602 Can you talk a little bit about why Women for Change 1256 01:13:36,645 --> 01:13:38,545 is so upset about this celebration. 1257 01:13:38,580 --> 01:13:41,174 It's a classic form of distraction. 1258 01:13:41,216 --> 01:13:43,150 We have nothing else to celebrate in this country. 1259 01:13:43,185 --> 01:13:45,312 Our leaders would rather focus our attention 1260 01:13:45,354 --> 01:13:48,517 on a meaningless symbol rather than engage the country 1261 01:13:48,557 --> 01:13:50,422 in the true issues at hand. 1262 01:13:50,459 --> 01:13:53,917 Well, what about patriotism? Are you against patriotism? 1263 01:13:55,164 --> 01:13:56,597 [knock on door] 1264 01:14:01,737 --> 01:14:04,137 Hi, um, I was wondering if you could help me? 1265 01:14:04,173 --> 01:14:06,232 I'm supposed to be on the Terrence Davis show, 1266 01:14:06,275 --> 01:14:07,902 but I can't seem to find the stage. 1267 01:14:07,943 --> 01:14:09,137 Yeah, sure. 1268 01:14:09,178 --> 01:14:11,646 Right down this hallway, through the door, to the right. 1269 01:14:11,680 --> 01:14:13,944 Can you show me? I'm really late. 1270 01:14:13,982 --> 01:14:16,041 Uh... sure. 1271 01:14:17,886 --> 01:14:19,820 Just walk right down the hallway here, 1272 01:14:19,855 --> 01:14:22,050 all the way around this corner. 1273 01:14:22,090 --> 01:14:23,387 I make a right first? 1274 01:14:23,425 --> 01:14:25,290 Yeah, right there, and a right turn. 1275 01:14:25,327 --> 01:14:27,261 - Thank you. - Good luck. 1276 01:14:34,736 --> 01:14:36,033 Hello?! 1277 01:14:42,811 --> 01:14:44,608 Did you patch in? 1278 01:14:45,914 --> 01:14:48,280 We are live and on the air. 1279 01:14:48,317 --> 01:14:49,341 Here. 1280 01:14:49,384 --> 01:14:53,150 You are now in charge of the Marcy Maloney show. 1281 01:14:53,188 --> 01:14:55,088 Use the power wisely. 1282 01:14:57,392 --> 01:14:59,519 - Hey, Anna? - Yeah? 1283 01:14:59,561 --> 01:15:02,428 I'm really sorry about all that stuff I said the other night. 1284 01:15:02,464 --> 01:15:04,796 I don't really think you're pathetic. 1285 01:15:04,833 --> 01:15:07,734 Actually, you're a pretty cool chick. 1286 01:15:07,769 --> 01:15:11,364 What's with the sudden apology? 1287 01:15:11,406 --> 01:15:15,274 I wanted you to know in case anything happens. 1288 01:15:15,310 --> 01:15:17,778 Nothing is going to happen, okay? 1289 01:15:19,014 --> 01:15:20,845 Let's get in touch with Aggie. 1290 01:15:20,883 --> 01:15:23,147 Camera 3, do you copy? 1291 01:15:23,185 --> 01:15:24,777 Go for camera 3. 1292 01:15:24,820 --> 01:15:27,118 CIA's in the house. Get ready for phase 1. 1293 01:15:27,155 --> 01:15:28,713 Preparing for phase 1. 1294 01:15:28,757 --> 01:15:30,122 Wait for my instructions. 1295 01:15:30,158 --> 01:15:32,490 I'm getting in touch with the DC unit right now. 1296 01:15:34,796 --> 01:15:36,286 Senator. 1297 01:15:37,099 --> 01:15:39,158 All right. We're patching you in. 1298 01:15:39,201 --> 01:15:40,725 Got it. 1299 01:15:41,637 --> 01:15:42,934 And you're up! 1300 01:15:42,971 --> 01:15:44,495 Hi, guys! Can you hear me? 1301 01:15:44,540 --> 01:15:47,441 Yeah. What's the weather like in DC? 1302 01:15:47,476 --> 01:15:48,500 It's pretty humid. 1303 01:15:48,544 --> 01:15:51,035 All right we got you. Is everything else good? 1304 01:15:51,079 --> 01:15:53,639 Let's rock this bitch! 1305 01:15:53,682 --> 01:15:57,743 Okay, just put the camera on it, wait 'til I call for phase 2. 1306 01:15:57,786 --> 01:15:59,583 Copy that. 1307 01:16:03,926 --> 01:16:05,791 Oh, my God. 1308 01:16:06,995 --> 01:16:09,020 Now tell us about this monument. 1309 01:16:09,064 --> 01:16:13,160 Well, we're honoring the man who created this great country 1310 01:16:13,201 --> 01:16:17,535 and the building that has come to be the symbol of freedom, 1311 01:16:17,573 --> 01:16:20,906 standing forever rigid in the face of its enemies. 1312 01:16:20,943 --> 01:16:23,275 That's not the kind of symbol the American people need. 1313 01:16:23,312 --> 01:16:25,837 They need healthcare. They need reproductive freedom. 1314 01:16:25,881 --> 01:16:27,542 They need public schools. 1315 01:16:27,583 --> 01:16:30,381 People need something to bring them together. 1316 01:16:30,419 --> 01:16:33,013 Do we have coverage of DC, Marcy? 1317 01:16:33,055 --> 01:16:35,148 Let's take a look at the festivities, shall we? 1318 01:16:35,190 --> 01:16:36,782 Cut to Shulie's feed. 1319 01:16:46,468 --> 01:16:47,935 What the hell's going on? 1320 01:16:47,970 --> 01:16:50,564 Ooohhhh, Jesus! 1321 01:16:50,706 --> 01:16:52,196 Is this for real? 1322 01:16:52,240 --> 01:16:54,231 Why is there a fucking dick on the screen? 1323 01:16:54,276 --> 01:16:55,607 I need to know what's going on here. 1324 01:16:55,644 --> 01:16:57,009 We're having issues. Just read this. 1325 01:16:57,045 --> 01:16:58,444 Folks, this is real. 1326 01:16:58,480 --> 01:17:00,539 This is happening, right now, this exact image 1327 01:17:00,582 --> 01:17:02,413 has been placed onto the Washington Monument 1328 01:17:02,451 --> 01:17:05,579 in our nation's capitol today at 7: 16 p.m. 1329 01:17:05,621 --> 01:17:08,818 I'm not sure who or what is behind it... 1330 01:17:08,857 --> 01:17:10,984 Get the fucking dick off the screen. 1331 01:17:11,026 --> 01:17:13,085 Perhaps this guest of yours is behind it. 1332 01:17:13,128 --> 01:17:14,425 All right, camera 3, 1333 01:17:14,463 --> 01:17:15,623 get a two-shot of Courtney and the Senator. 1334 01:17:15,664 --> 01:17:16,892 Copy that. 1335 01:17:16,932 --> 01:17:18,763 Frankly, I resent the implication that you think 1336 01:17:18,800 --> 01:17:21,360 that my group would be part of something like this. 1337 01:17:21,770 --> 01:17:23,465 We need to lose the dick. 1338 01:17:23,505 --> 01:17:25,234 This is my job here! God damn it! 1339 01:17:25,273 --> 01:17:27,264 Let's get ready for phase 3. I'm texting Shulie. 1340 01:17:29,111 --> 01:17:30,373 Go to a commercial. 1341 01:17:30,412 --> 01:17:31,970 I can't get anybody in the booth! 1342 01:17:32,014 --> 01:17:33,038 All the communication is out! 1343 01:17:33,081 --> 01:17:35,447 All right, Calvin... 1344 01:17:35,484 --> 01:17:37,645 let's see what you're made of. 1345 01:17:43,592 --> 01:17:46,083 [yelling, screaming] 1346 01:17:47,763 --> 01:17:50,197 Oh, my God! 1347 01:18:12,754 --> 01:18:14,312 Commence exit strategy. 1348 01:18:14,356 --> 01:18:15,823 Aggie, we're ready. 1349 01:18:15,857 --> 01:18:17,119 Put this shit on a loop. 1350 01:18:17,159 --> 01:18:18,626 We have to get out of here right now. 1351 01:18:18,660 --> 01:18:20,491 Oh, man! 1352 01:18:25,867 --> 01:18:27,732 We've got a bomb threat called in! 1353 01:18:27,769 --> 01:18:29,862 Everyone should calmly proceed to the exits! 1354 01:18:29,905 --> 01:18:31,805 Hurry the fuck up, people! 1355 01:18:31,907 --> 01:18:33,670 What the hell's going on? 1356 01:18:50,492 --> 01:18:51,959 Anna, we've got to separate. 1357 01:18:51,993 --> 01:18:53,324 The car's on the corner of Alderside and Grant. 1358 01:18:53,361 --> 01:18:54,521 Why is it there? 1359 01:18:54,563 --> 01:18:56,895 Go and get in the damn car! It's waiting for you! 1360 01:19:25,393 --> 01:19:26,451 Hi. 1361 01:19:29,531 --> 01:19:31,158 Hi. 1362 01:19:31,800 --> 01:19:35,327 I saw the whole thing. You totally pulled it off. 1363 01:19:35,370 --> 01:19:38,032 You did an amazing job. 1364 01:19:39,441 --> 01:19:41,500 I learned from the best. 1365 01:19:42,778 --> 01:19:44,837 Courtney freaked out. 1366 01:19:44,880 --> 01:19:47,246 You saw her face? 1367 01:19:47,282 --> 01:19:50,718 You know it wasn't meant to be an attack on her, right? 1368 01:19:52,320 --> 01:19:54,515 I'm sorry that I ever messed up your relationship 1369 01:19:54,556 --> 01:19:57,423 and I want you guys to be really happy together. 1370 01:19:57,459 --> 01:19:59,188 And I'm sorry about Aggie. 1371 01:19:59,227 --> 01:20:02,162 Anna... We broke up. 1372 01:20:05,700 --> 01:20:07,861 You did, huh? 1373 01:20:07,903 --> 01:20:09,632 Uh-huh. 1374 01:20:14,676 --> 01:20:16,769 You know? 1375 01:20:17,879 --> 01:20:20,541 I don't think that we should date. 1376 01:20:20,582 --> 01:20:22,243 Yeah. 1377 01:20:22,284 --> 01:20:24,218 I know. 1378 01:20:24,252 --> 01:20:26,379 I have a lot to learn. 1379 01:20:27,322 --> 01:20:29,552 Don't worry. I'll teach you. 1380 01:20:30,458 --> 01:20:32,551 I mean, I won't date you, 1381 01:20:32,594 --> 01:20:34,858 but I'll teach you. 1382 01:20:36,064 --> 01:20:37,725 Sure. 1383 01:20:38,500 --> 01:20:39,831 Just as friends. 1384 01:20:39,868 --> 01:20:41,802 Just as friends. 1385 01:20:43,104 --> 01:20:45,937 Friends with benefits? 1386 01:20:45,974 --> 01:20:48,067 Aw, fuck it. 1387 01:20:56,952 --> 01:20:58,613 We should go. 1388 01:20:58,653 --> 01:21:01,178 There happens to be a national crisis in progress right now. 1389 01:21:01,223 --> 01:21:04,215 - They're coming. - Let's go. 99564