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It's over.
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We know who you are.
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Your allies are all dead.
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You failed.
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I've already proven to you
that I can defy death.
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I'm just gonna bring her back.
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And when I do, my Ms. Mead will
stand by me as we watch you die.
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You can certainly go to Hell,
but you won't find her there.
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What have you done?
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Her soul is hidden
by a spell only I can break.
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You'll never see her again.
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You're alone.
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I'm never alone.
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I have my father.
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Where is he now?
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Why did he let this happen?
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You don't have to follow
this path
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your father laid out for you.
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You can write your own destiny.
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You can still turn away.
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There's humanity in you.
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I see it.
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If you come with me,
maybe we can find it.
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Together.
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Somehow, some way, I am
gonna bring her back.
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And then I'm gonna kill
every last one of you.
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I'm not going any further.
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Father, tell me what to do,
and I'll do it.
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I'm not leaving this circle
until you talk to me.
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They're gone. The warlocks, my Ms.
Mead.
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Burned alive at the stake
by the witches.
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Until nothing was left
but ash and smoke.
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You tell me what to do...
or you let me die here.
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Would you like a grape Fanta?
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Would you like a grape Fanta?
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- No, I'm on a mission.
- You're hungry.
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You need nourishment.
Take an apple.
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It's so juicy. It's so juicy.
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I have to talk to my father.
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You don't have... you don't have
to do anything. All are welcome.
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Come to the light.
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Leave me alone.
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Why you do this to me?
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You left me to die. To burn.
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To burn.
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I'm afraid.
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I'm afraid.
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You're not real.
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None of this is re-real.
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Don't listen to her.
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You've done a great job.
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No.
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I failed.
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I'm lost.
I don't understand my purpose.
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You're everything we expected.
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The Alpha and the Omega.
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Who is, who was, and
who is to come.
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Liar!
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God loves you.
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Are you my father?
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What do you want from me?!
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What am I supposed to do?!
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Fuck am I supposed to do?
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You lost?
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People.
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Listen the fuck up.
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Just because we have a president
who's a total douchenozzle
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and global warming
is getting worse,
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that doesn't mean you can
sit here on your lazy asses
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and holler out
a few "Hail Satans."
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You think end-time's
just gonna show up
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like a herpes sore?
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So tired of preaching
to the goddamn choir.
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What aren't you getting?
You know the drill.
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The Antichrist is gonna ride in
on a wave of sin,
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and all we have here
is a weak piss dribble.
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Somebody, please help me out.
I'm about ready
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to gouge out my own eyes
so I don't have to look
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at this weak-ass congregation
anymore.
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I need to hear some sins.
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I need to feel
we're making way for him.
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You.
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What are your sins?
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What did you do
to usher him in this week?
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I stole a hundred dollars
from my register at work.
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Seriously?
A fucking rounding error?
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You think that's gonna
open up the Gates of Hell?
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- I slept with my wife's sister.
- I've seen bad face-lifts
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that are more evil than you.
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You want to know
what I did this week?
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You want to be inspired?
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You want to know how
I'm helping bring end-times?
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I robbed a nursing home
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and I gave all the money
to the NRA.
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Next week
I need to feel some evil.
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I need to be repulsed.
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I need to feel sick
to my stomach.
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I want to be inspired!
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Whatever. Okay.
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Let's speak in tongues
for a hot sec and...
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show some respect.
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I don't have any money
right now.
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Or any food
from the looks of it.
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How long has it been
since you ate, kid?
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What's it to you?
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Just... trying to help
out a fellow believer.
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You know... after the service...
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I could fix you something.
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My place is only
a couple of blocks from here.
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That's actually
really nice of you.
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What can I say?
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Nobody's perfect.
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What's your name, kid?
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Michael.
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You must have been starving.
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I seen a lot of young people
like you come to our church
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off the five stars on Yelp and
the free doughnut at check-in.
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They all had
the same look you do.
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Scared. Searching.
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Questioning what the hell
this all means.
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So... what's your story?
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How did you end up all alone
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and at our beloved
Satan's doorstep?
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My father abandoned me.
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And my mother tried to kill me.
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Humanity... is shit.
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This world is
a twisted black hole
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of sin and chaos,
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and that's why Satanism is
the way of the future.
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We are the fastest-growing
religion in the world,
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so we need people like you...
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Bright, eager,
the next generation...
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To help spread the word
of Lucifer.
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'Cause here's
the beautiful secret, babe.
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Once you embrace
that at our core
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we are degenerate,
rotten beings,
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every last one of us...
you'll be free.
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Satanism... is about
giving in to your urges,
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embracing sin, your true nature.
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I sold my soul to the Devil,
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and he gave me
everything I ever wanted.
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You sold your soul?
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Did you sign a contract
in blood?
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I made a deal in a Black Mass,
as one does.
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Through prayer.
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And by prayer... I mean...
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killing people... it works.
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You're standing in the proof.
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I offered up my soul, and...
he gave me all this.
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Riches beyond compare.
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I've got a... a La-Z-Boy,
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a-a cable package
with all the premium channels.
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I shoot up heroin
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as much as I want,
and I never get the sweats.
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And every Wednesday night
Brad Pitt comes over
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and fucks me
till the sun comes up.
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On Friday nights
I get Ryan Reynolds.
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So that's all it is, then.
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Satan is carnal pleasure.
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Hell no.
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We've got a greater purpose.
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We are moving towards
the beginning of the end.
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Our savior is coming.
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The spawn of Satan will...
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lead us off the cliff
and into the end-times.
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We just have to make things
terrible enough for him to rise.
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We are the fetid, rancid,
contaminated soil
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from which he will bloom.
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And then plunge us
in eternal darkness
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so that we can walk with Satan
in eternal hellfire.
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I hate to break it to you...
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but you're waiting in vain.
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What are you talking about?
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I'm the one you're waiting for.
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How dare you blaspheme!
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Well, before you kill me,
dear believer... see me.
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Hail Satan!
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Our savior has risen!
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♪ Semper crescis ♪
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♪ Aut decrescis ♪
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♪ Vita ♪
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♪ Detestabilis ♪
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♪ Nunc obdurat ♪
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♪ Et tunc curat ♪
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♪ Ludo mentis ♪
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♪ Aciem ♪
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♪ Sors salutis ♪
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♪ Et virtutis ♪
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♪ Michi nunc ♪
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♪ Contraria ♪
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♪ Quod per sortem ♪
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♪ Sternit fortem ♪
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♪ Mecum omnes ♪
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♪ Plangite! ♪
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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the volunteer All-Sinners choir!
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They really know how to raise
some hell, don't they, kids?
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Hail Satan!
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And, you ask, why does it rain
every time they sing?
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Because God is pissing
in his pants.
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Hail Satan!
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Well, now that we're
in the mood,
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are you ready for an
old-fashioned human sacrifice?
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Yeah! Black Mass...
you are everything!
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This is Leticia.
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She is a social worker.
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And she's dedicated
her entire life
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to easing the suffering
of those less fortunate.
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Bitch, please.
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Theodore...
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is a lifelong member
of Doctors Without Borders.
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Isn't that just too precious?
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Minus the two of them,
I think the world will be
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a little bit shittier.
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So why waste any more time?
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The honor
of today's killing goes
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to a new member... Phil.
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Go, Phil!
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Phil, tell us a little something
about yourself.
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Well, I was
the chief accountant at Gawker
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before, you know...
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- that whole thing.
- Ugh! Ouch.
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Then my girlfriend left me,
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and my life turned to shit...
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until I saw the darkness.
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Are you ready
to pledge your soul to Satan?
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Am I ever.
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They're all yours.
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Hail Satan!
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Hail Satan!
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Hail Satan.
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Don't let me down, Phil.
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Wait!
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This honor belongs
to someone else.
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Someone else?
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His name is Michael.
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He's... new here.
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Well, even if he's willing
to sell his soul,
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why should he go before...?
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Michael doesn't need
to sell his soul.
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The end-times are upon us.
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Behold.
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The mark of the beast.
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Is it possible that...
you're the one?
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I am.
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Hail Satan.
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♪ O Fortuna ♪
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♪ Velut luna ♪
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♪ Statu ♪
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♪ Variabilis. ♪
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- Hail Satan!
- Hail Satan!
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Is it too spicy?
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No. It's good.
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Oh, thank the Dark Lord.
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It's my mother's recipe.
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Now try the macaroni salad.
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No, the turkey meatballs.
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May I touch your hair?
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Let the kid eat.
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O-Or is something wrong?
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What can we get you?
What can we do?
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I just think everyone should do
what you normally do.
263
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Have fun.
264
00:21:16,584 --> 00:21:20,820
Enjoy your Wednesday
potluck dinner like always.
265
00:21:20,855 --> 00:21:22,488
You heard him.
266
00:21:22,524 --> 00:21:26,492
Our guest of honor eats
at his own pace.
267
00:21:31,483 --> 00:21:35,652
Though I can personally vouch
for the spinach lasagna.
268
00:21:35,687 --> 00:21:39,555
It would be the honor of my life
to watch you eat it.
269
00:21:39,591 --> 00:21:43,559
So, what happens next?
270
00:21:45,497 --> 00:21:48,548
Probably your lasagna.
271
00:21:48,583 --> 00:21:53,386
No, I meant on the global
annihilation front.
272
00:21:53,421 --> 00:21:54,520
What do we do first?
273
00:21:54,556 --> 00:21:56,622
When do we do it?
274
00:21:56,658 --> 00:21:58,791
I'm not sure.
275
00:21:58,827 --> 00:22:01,694
What do you mean
you're not sure?
276
00:22:01,730 --> 00:22:06,516
I don't know what to
do, where to begin.
277
00:22:06,551 --> 00:22:07,784
But you're the Antichrist.
278
00:22:07,819 --> 00:22:10,653
Which people
won't let me forget.
279
00:22:10,689 --> 00:22:12,689
Everyone keeps saying
that I'm special,
280
00:22:12,724 --> 00:22:15,525
that I'm the only one who
can bring about the end-times,
281
00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:18,494
but nobody gave me
a fucking instruction manual.
282
00:22:18,530 --> 00:22:20,480
And the one person
who always helped me,
283
00:22:20,548 --> 00:22:22,749
who I could always turn to
for advice,
284
00:22:22,784 --> 00:22:25,451
she's gone now.
285
00:22:32,460 --> 00:22:34,560
I have no one.
286
00:22:34,596 --> 00:22:36,629
Oh.
287
00:22:36,664 --> 00:22:40,416
I-I think there's some people
you need to see.
288
00:22:42,787 --> 00:22:44,554
Who?
289
00:22:44,589 --> 00:22:46,789
Just trust me.
290
00:22:46,825 --> 00:22:51,661
We are on the precipice
of oblivion, Michael.
291
00:22:51,696 --> 00:22:56,649
Now is not the time
to bury yourself in doubt.
292
00:22:56,684 --> 00:23:02,422
This person who helped
you, what was her name?
293
00:23:02,457 --> 00:23:05,458
Ms. Miriam Mead.
294
00:23:05,493 --> 00:23:10,446
We have access
to private search engines
295
00:23:10,482 --> 00:23:12,882
that can find anyone.
296
00:23:12,917 --> 00:23:16,686
And... there she is.
297
00:23:16,721 --> 00:23:18,621
We'll just go and pick her up.
298
00:23:18,656 --> 00:23:21,624
It's not possible.
299
00:23:21,659 --> 00:23:24,460
I'm not powerful enough
to bring her back.
300
00:23:24,529 --> 00:23:27,580
Not anymore, at least.
301
00:23:28,633 --> 00:23:29,715
She's dead.
302
00:23:30,752 --> 00:23:32,585
Dead?
303
00:23:34,823 --> 00:23:38,658
That's something
we can work around.
304
00:23:43,531 --> 00:23:48,518
You are the son of Satan.
305
00:23:48,553 --> 00:23:57,860
There is no one or no
thing you cannot have.
306
00:23:57,896 --> 00:24:00,446
I don't know why
307
00:24:00,481 --> 00:24:02,682
you won't just tell me
exactly where we're going.
308
00:24:02,717 --> 00:24:05,551
I'm sorry.
I'm already a little freaked out
309
00:24:05,587 --> 00:24:09,489
I've said too much.
And you being who you are...
310
00:24:09,524 --> 00:24:11,657
It's okay.
311
00:24:11,693 --> 00:24:13,593
You don't have to be nervous
around me.
312
00:24:13,628 --> 00:24:15,628
I'm the same guy I was
when you met me.
313
00:24:15,663 --> 00:24:19,448
That is so not true.
314
00:24:20,485 --> 00:24:22,451
Just tell me.
315
00:24:22,487 --> 00:24:23,920
Okay.
316
00:24:23,955 --> 00:24:27,490
We are, like,
this secret network.
317
00:24:27,525 --> 00:24:30,660
We all know each other.
318
00:24:30,695 --> 00:24:33,729
A secret network of people
who sold their souls.
319
00:24:33,765 --> 00:24:35,414
Yeah.
320
00:24:35,450 --> 00:24:37,383
And...
321
00:24:37,418 --> 00:24:40,386
if you think about this network
like it's a hotel,
322
00:24:40,421 --> 00:24:43,856
then I am taking you
to the penthouse.
323
00:24:43,892 --> 00:24:46,559
No one is gonna pass up a chance
324
00:24:46,594 --> 00:24:50,579
to meet the true son
of the most foul.
325
00:24:50,582 --> 00:24:54,634
If there is anyone who can help
get you back on track, they can.
326
00:25:18,826 --> 00:25:20,893
You're not coming with me?
327
00:25:20,929 --> 00:25:23,629
They're only interested in you.
328
00:25:23,665 --> 00:25:27,650
Just... go up the path
to the entrance.
329
00:25:27,685 --> 00:25:30,720
I really think
you're gonna be impressed.
330
00:25:30,755 --> 00:25:33,689
At least I hope so.
331
00:25:33,725 --> 00:25:36,726
Why are you so good to me?
332
00:25:36,761 --> 00:25:40,396
I've waited for you
my whole life.
333
00:25:40,431 --> 00:25:42,648
We all have.
334
00:25:42,684 --> 00:25:43,849
Could I ask you a favor?
335
00:25:43,885 --> 00:25:45,518
Anything.
336
00:25:45,553 --> 00:25:49,555
When you finally talk
to your father,
337
00:25:49,591 --> 00:25:53,426
could you maybe put in
a good word for me?
338
00:25:53,461 --> 00:25:55,394
When I get to Hell,
339
00:25:55,430 --> 00:25:57,813
I want to be
in the lowest circle.
340
00:25:57,849 --> 00:25:59,649
Circle?
341
00:25:59,684 --> 00:26:00,816
However it's structured,
342
00:26:00,852 --> 00:26:03,586
I want to be in the worst part.
343
00:26:03,621 --> 00:26:05,521
Or the best part.
344
00:26:05,556 --> 00:26:09,492
I want to burn
in blistering fire
345
00:26:09,527 --> 00:26:12,728
for all eternity in service.
346
00:26:13,765 --> 00:26:15,648
I'll see what I can do.
347
00:26:15,683 --> 00:26:17,917
- Okay?
- Okay.
348
00:26:20,755 --> 00:26:22,822
Hail Satan!
349
00:26:46,197 --> 00:26:48,080
Tell me
that wasn't the last of it.
350
00:26:48,182 --> 00:26:50,182
I ordered more, bruh.
How you coming?
351
00:26:50,285 --> 00:26:52,084
Almost done.
352
00:26:53,121 --> 00:26:55,087
Okay.
353
00:26:55,122 --> 00:26:57,056
Let's try
354
00:27:07,218 --> 00:27:10,119
Holy shit, that's way better.
What'd you do?
355
00:27:10,154 --> 00:27:12,149
Eh, I tweaked the feedback
sensors on the finger joints
356
00:27:12,156 --> 00:27:13,956
and gave the lateral servos
a flush.
357
00:27:13,992 --> 00:27:15,353
The next auto-update,
all our Tiffany and Bambi users
358
00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:17,426
are going to be very happy.
359
00:27:17,462 --> 00:27:20,296
Fuck yeah, bro. I'm pitching
a tent just looking at that.
360
00:27:20,331 --> 00:27:22,114
Mm.
361
00:27:22,150 --> 00:27:24,150
- Oh, shit!
- Whoa, whoa!
362
00:27:24,185 --> 00:27:25,985
- Oh!
- Oh, oh! Well,
363
00:27:26,020 --> 00:27:28,421
5,000 of our clients
just got their dicks ripped off.
364
00:27:28,456 --> 00:27:31,090
It's okay, it's okay.
365
00:27:31,125 --> 00:27:32,958
- I know what the problem is.
- Yeah, I know
366
00:27:32,994 --> 00:27:34,927
what my problem is...
I need another fix.
367
00:27:34,962 --> 00:27:37,163
Hey, babe, we're spiraling here.
368
00:27:37,198 --> 00:27:38,914
Do you have an ETA?
369
00:27:38,950 --> 00:27:40,182
Babe? Babe?
370
00:27:40,218 --> 00:27:42,084
Babe?
371
00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:44,320
It's just arriving now.
372
00:27:44,355 --> 00:27:47,156
Terribly sorry for the delay.
373
00:27:47,191 --> 00:27:49,258
I'm so sorry, Ms. Venable.
374
00:27:49,293 --> 00:27:51,927
There was a bad accident
on the 101.
375
00:27:51,963 --> 00:27:54,347
Not as bad as the accident
that brought you into the world,
376
00:27:54,382 --> 00:27:55,981
I'm sure.
377
00:27:56,017 --> 00:27:58,017
I got back as fast as I could.
378
00:27:58,052 --> 00:28:00,086
You don't have
to insult me again.
379
00:28:00,121 --> 00:28:02,355
I certainly don't have to.
380
00:28:02,390 --> 00:28:08,327
But why deny myself one
of life's simple pleasures?
381
00:28:08,363 --> 00:28:11,113
Now set that down
382
00:28:11,149 --> 00:28:15,985
and summon all your brain cells
to clear your desk.
383
00:28:18,389 --> 00:28:21,223
Y-You can't treat people
like this.
384
00:28:21,259 --> 00:28:23,225
I'm gonna report you to HR.
385
00:28:23,261 --> 00:28:27,980
I am HR, bitch.
386
00:28:28,015 --> 00:28:31,283
And everything else that matters
around here, too.
387
00:28:31,319 --> 00:28:36,889
Now, do me a favor and get
the fuck out of my sight.
388
00:28:54,392 --> 00:28:56,258
Dude, this easy listening music
389
00:28:56,294 --> 00:28:58,027
you're always playing
is not helping.
390
00:28:58,062 --> 00:28:59,929
How many times do I have
to tell you,
391
00:28:59,964 --> 00:29:01,964
don't knock the playlist,
the playlist is everything.
392
00:29:01,983 --> 00:29:05,184
Light rock is soothing for me;
it is calming, it is focusing.
393
00:29:05,219 --> 00:29:08,254
Other than cocaine,
it is my cocaine.
394
00:29:08,289 --> 00:29:10,423
Ah. Yes.
395
00:29:10,458 --> 00:29:13,259
Oh, babe, you're a lifesaver.
396
00:29:13,294 --> 00:29:15,127
Hey, I was working.
397
00:29:15,163 --> 00:29:18,180
Oh, shit. I'm sorry.
398
00:29:18,216 --> 00:29:20,116
I forgot.
399
00:29:20,151 --> 00:29:24,320
♪ Oh, can't you see
the morning after? ♪
400
00:29:24,355 --> 00:29:26,155
Ha-ha.
401
00:29:31,262 --> 00:29:33,162
Easy.
402
00:29:33,197 --> 00:29:34,280
How do you guys not OD?
403
00:29:34,348 --> 00:29:37,116
Oh... hell if I know.
404
00:29:37,151 --> 00:29:39,985
- Devil of a mystery.
- The package
405
00:29:40,021 --> 00:29:42,955
of dog feces is on its way
to Mr. Zuckerberg's estate...
406
00:29:43,024 --> 00:29:44,323
Fourth-class mail, of course.
407
00:29:44,358 --> 00:29:47,159
Rihanna's people called...
She'll be available all weekend,
408
00:29:47,195 --> 00:29:49,161
and I've already purchased
the island.
409
00:29:49,197 --> 00:29:52,047
- Oh, nice.
- Yes. Ms. Venable.
410
00:29:52,083 --> 00:29:54,083
What would our lives be
without you?
411
00:29:54,118 --> 00:29:56,118
Oh, I just can't imagine.
412
00:29:56,154 --> 00:29:58,287
A lot less purple.
413
00:29:58,322 --> 00:30:00,289
Yeah, purple's Ms. Venable's
thing.
414
00:30:00,324 --> 00:30:02,858
Just as self-abasement is yours.
415
00:30:08,282 --> 00:30:09,348
Zinger. Yeah.
416
00:30:09,383 --> 00:30:11,250
Lastly, the front desk
417
00:30:11,285 --> 00:30:14,086
says there's a gentleman here
to see you.
418
00:30:16,090 --> 00:30:19,124
Apparently he claims
to have arranged this meeting
419
00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:21,126
- with you himself.
- Uh, yeah.
420
00:30:21,162 --> 00:30:24,313
If you could let him in
the private elevator, please?
421
00:30:27,251 --> 00:30:29,118
Certainly.
422
00:30:36,994 --> 00:30:39,929
Don't ever call me "babe."
423
00:30:44,318 --> 00:30:49,121
Sometimes, I swear,
she hates our guts.
424
00:31:14,165 --> 00:31:15,948
Dude.
425
00:31:15,983 --> 00:31:18,150
What's up?
426
00:31:18,185 --> 00:31:20,352
Come on in.
Dying to meet you.
427
00:31:20,388 --> 00:31:22,288
Yeah, Madelyn's really
been talking you up.
428
00:31:22,323 --> 00:31:26,191
That lady is whacked, right?
429
00:31:26,227 --> 00:31:29,962
But she seems totally convinced
that you're The One.
430
00:31:29,997 --> 00:31:32,109
No offense, but I thought you'd
be a little bit more jacked.
431
00:31:32,116 --> 00:31:34,011
Like, I was picturing you
totally ripped, like The...
432
00:31:34,018 --> 00:31:36,185
Like The Rock when he was,
you know, The Rock.
433
00:31:36,220 --> 00:31:38,053
Yeah, that's, like,
stereotypical, dude.
434
00:31:38,089 --> 00:31:41,991
- What do you mean?
- Yeah, that's not cool.
435
00:31:42,026 --> 00:31:43,259
Uh, what's your name again?
436
00:31:43,294 --> 00:31:45,261
Michael.
437
00:31:45,296 --> 00:31:48,914
- Langdon.
- Michael Langdon.
438
00:31:48,950 --> 00:31:50,950
I mean, got to admit, that's
a little weak, right?
439
00:31:50,985 --> 00:31:52,251
Yeah.
440
00:31:52,286 --> 00:31:54,363
Shouldn't you be like Beelzebub
or some shit like that?
441
00:31:55,356 --> 00:31:57,990
Old Scratch?
442
00:31:58,025 --> 00:32:00,059
- Oh, dude, dude, dude.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
443
00:32:00,094 --> 00:32:01,255
- Wait. No, no, Dude. Dude.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey. Ho.
444
00:32:01,262 --> 00:32:02,928
- Dude, dude. No, no, no.
- Ho.
445
00:32:02,964 --> 00:32:04,341
No, no, no.
Uh, we-we-we believe you.
446
00:32:04,348 --> 00:32:06,410
It... you know, I thought I'd be,
like, pissing my pants
447
00:32:06,417 --> 00:32:11,420
or something, and... I am
dry as the Sahara, bro.
448
00:32:11,455 --> 00:32:13,289
Yeah. You got to look
at it from our shoes here.
449
00:32:13,324 --> 00:32:16,225
I mean, how do we know
you're the Antichrist?
450
00:32:16,260 --> 00:32:18,160
Yeah, how do we know?
451
00:32:35,229 --> 00:32:37,196
Yeah, I mean, that's cool,
452
00:32:37,231 --> 00:32:39,348
but it's just a tattoo
on your scalp.
453
00:32:39,383 --> 00:32:42,184
No. It's true.
I can feel the darkness.
454
00:32:42,219 --> 00:32:44,286
It's making me sick
and it's coming from him.
455
00:32:48,326 --> 00:32:50,359
- Oh, shit!
- Holy shit!
456
00:32:57,151 --> 00:32:58,884
- Hail Satan.
- Hail Satan.
457
00:32:58,919 --> 00:33:01,120
Hail Satan.
458
00:33:01,155 --> 00:33:04,089
- Hail Satan.
- Satan, hail. Satan, hail.
459
00:33:04,125 --> 00:33:06,091
Dude, we owe everything
to your old man. Do you know
460
00:33:06,127 --> 00:33:08,122
how much time we wasted doing
the Silicon Valley grind
461
00:33:08,129 --> 00:33:11,013
- before we found our faith?
- For years we worked 20 hours
462
00:33:11,048 --> 00:33:13,043
a day in R&D for a company
whose nondisclosure agreements
463
00:33:13,050 --> 00:33:14,144
prevent us
from mentioning by name.
464
00:33:14,151 --> 00:33:15,279
But did Elon give us any credit?
465
00:33:15,286 --> 00:33:16,380
Any opportunity for advancement?
466
00:33:16,387 --> 00:33:18,387
- No!
- No! The fix is in, man.
467
00:33:18,422 --> 00:33:20,956
The world is run by prep school
failsons and Russian oligarchs.
468
00:33:20,991 --> 00:33:22,257
Everyone else just slaves away
469
00:33:22,293 --> 00:33:23,926
trying to make
these rich assholes richer.
470
00:33:23,961 --> 00:33:25,094
- Fuck that shit.
- Fuck it.
471
00:33:25,129 --> 00:33:26,428
- Fuck it.
- Fuck it.
472
00:33:26,464 --> 00:33:28,142
Why put in the work when there's
no reward, right?
473
00:33:28,149 --> 00:33:29,381
And then we learned the secret.
474
00:33:29,417 --> 00:33:31,283
The politicians,
the billionaires, the elite...
475
00:33:31,318 --> 00:33:33,419
They all made a deal to work
in his service.
476
00:33:33,454 --> 00:33:35,154
- My dad.
- Exactly.
477
00:33:35,189 --> 00:33:36,922
That's when we took
the plunge, too.
478
00:33:36,957 --> 00:33:38,957
Sold our souls. Did the whole
Black Mass thing.
479
00:33:38,993 --> 00:33:43,295
Now, we own a robotics company worth...
Billions.
480
00:33:43,330 --> 00:33:45,914
We inhale booger sugar
like it's fucking oxygen,
481
00:33:45,950 --> 00:33:48,884
and we bang Victoria's Secret
models every Tuesday.
482
00:33:48,919 --> 00:33:50,085
Fuck yeah.
483
00:33:50,121 --> 00:33:52,254
Thursdays we get Ryan Reynolds.
484
00:33:52,289 --> 00:33:55,924
The point is, it would be
an honor to play even
485
00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:57,926
a small role in bringing
the cosmic skid mark
486
00:33:57,962 --> 00:33:59,962
that is Planet Earth
to a fiery end.
487
00:33:59,997 --> 00:34:01,947
We are your servants, Michael.
488
00:34:01,982 --> 00:34:03,982
Now and forever.
489
00:34:04,018 --> 00:34:07,152
How can we help, even
in the most microscopic of ways?
490
00:34:07,188 --> 00:34:09,288
I lost someone very dear to me.
491
00:34:09,323 --> 00:34:11,390
My one true ally.
492
00:34:11,425 --> 00:34:14,993
You want to help?
Bring her back.
493
00:34:26,090 --> 00:34:28,957
You came to the right place.
494
00:34:28,993 --> 00:34:32,361
Our AI tech makes HAL 9000
look like a fucking abacus.
495
00:34:32,396 --> 00:34:34,129
We can whip you up
496
00:34:34,165 --> 00:34:36,115
a new right-hand lickety-split,
player.
497
00:34:36,150 --> 00:34:37,282
You can?
498
00:34:37,318 --> 00:34:38,951
Tell us about her.
499
00:34:38,986 --> 00:34:40,953
Everything you can remember.
500
00:34:45,392 --> 00:34:50,028
No.
We owe him more than this.
501
00:34:50,064 --> 00:34:53,282
She's gonna be identical,
down to her final pube.
502
00:34:53,317 --> 00:34:55,150
No, it's not good enough, bro.
503
00:34:55,186 --> 00:34:57,119
Not when your client is
the spawn of Satan.
504
00:34:57,154 --> 00:34:58,287
Think.
505
00:34:58,322 --> 00:35:00,222
- I'm thinking!
- Think harder!
506
00:35:00,257 --> 00:35:02,257
- I'm thinking!
- Think faster!
507
00:35:04,395 --> 00:35:07,362
We need to make her Mossad.
508
00:35:07,398 --> 00:35:10,082
- Yeah!
- Mossad!
509
00:35:10,117 --> 00:35:11,250
Mossad!
510
00:35:44,185 --> 00:35:47,052
240 terabytes of memory,
511
00:35:47,087 --> 00:35:50,222
over 11,000 processor cores.
512
00:35:50,257 --> 00:35:53,125
She could crush Watson at
Jeopardy! and kick the asses
513
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:56,128
of every roided actor in
the Expendables franchise.
514
00:35:56,163 --> 00:35:57,913
She's amazing.
515
00:35:57,948 --> 00:36:00,282
Why is she so cold?
516
00:36:00,317 --> 00:36:03,218
Oh, that'll change with the flip
of her "on" switch.
517
00:36:03,254 --> 00:36:05,954
She's got a nanowire-based
lithium ion battery.
518
00:36:05,990 --> 00:36:07,417
Basically the Energizer Bunny's
wet dream.
519
00:36:07,424 --> 00:36:10,993
We fire her up,
she goes on forever.
520
00:36:11,028 --> 00:36:13,395
Just don't tell her
she's a biomechanical humanoid.
521
00:36:13,430 --> 00:36:15,347
At least not at first.
522
00:36:15,382 --> 00:36:18,183
It'll send her into the mother
of all existential crises.
523
00:36:18,219 --> 00:36:21,019
She could end up killing
herself, maybe others.
524
00:36:21,055 --> 00:36:23,121
Seriously, I've seen it happen.
525
00:36:23,157 --> 00:36:26,291
Not worth the headache.
526
00:36:27,461 --> 00:36:34,316
And now... Kineros Robotics
proudly presents...
527
00:36:34,351 --> 00:36:39,187
the Battle-Ax... Miriam Mead 2.0.
528
00:36:41,926 --> 00:36:45,193
Now, don't expect her to be
her old self right away.
529
00:36:45,229 --> 00:36:47,262
It's gonna take her time.
530
00:36:47,298 --> 00:36:49,114
She needs to learn from you.
531
00:36:49,149 --> 00:36:50,949
Build a rapport.
532
00:36:50,985 --> 00:36:53,118
Like any relationship.
533
00:37:18,362 --> 00:37:21,063
How I've missed you, Michael.
534
00:37:21,098 --> 00:37:23,081
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00:37:23,117 --> 00:37:25,233
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