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ADULT SHELDON: Some people have
said I'm overly sensitive.
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[screaming]
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What now?
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Missy gave me cinnamon gum!
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Sure, sure.
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ADULT SHELDON: And by some
people, I mean everyone.
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[panting]
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While I may not be
X-Men material...
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[sniffing]
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I have always possessed
unusually heightened senses.
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Ew.
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Georgie, put your shoes back on!
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He can't smell this.
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Yes, I can!
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ADULT SHELDON: I also had
extraordinary hearing.
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During dinner, I could tune
out the cacophony of chewing,
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slurping,
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chewing, cutlery scraping
against plates,
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chewing,
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and my father's heavy breathing
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as he wrestled with
a ketchup bottle.
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[George Sr. Breathing heavily]
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But tonight, there was
one sound I couldn't tune out.
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[high-pitched buzzing]
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[slurping]
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Why aren't you eating, Sheldon?
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[buzzing continues]How can I
with that horrible noise?
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What noise?
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That irritating,
high-pitched buzz.
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I don't hear nothin'.
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Me, neither.
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[buzzing continues]
How can you not?
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MISSY: Wait.
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I think I hear it.
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You do?
Yeah.
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It's coming out of your face.
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[buzzing continues]
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I guess I hear a little hum.
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Refrigerators make noise, Sheldon.
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This is new.
It's never made this sound before.
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We should call a repairman.
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I'm not spending money
on a fridge that's workin'.
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Then think of it as spending
money on my mental stability.
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Ignore it, Sheldon.
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ADULT SHELDON: Ignoring things that
irritate me isn't my strong suit.
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[buzzing continues]
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Obsessively fixating on them...
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Now that's what gets me
out of bed in the morning.
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♪ Nobody else is
stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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[refrigerator buzzing]
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[Sheldon humming]
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What are you doing?
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The sound from the refrigerator.
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It's right between
D and D-sharp.
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Ugh! It's making my skin crawl.
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What if I hold a pillow
over your face
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for, like, a really long time?
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No, that's dangerous.
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Do you know if we have earplugs?
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If we did, I'd be wearing them.
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Go to sleep.
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[sighs]
I can't.
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Put your fingers in your ears.
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And risk driving wax back
into my inner ear canal?
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No, thank you.
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[sighs]
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[humming]
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Oh.
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[continues humming note]
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Good morning.
[yells]
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[chuckles]: Are you trying to kill me?
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No, I think you're great.
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Then why are you in my bed?
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I couldn't sleep.
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Our refrigerator is
making a weird noise.
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But so was one of your nostrils,
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so don't expect me back tonight.
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Go home before
I call the police.
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You wouldn't call the
police on your Moonpie.
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Then I'll call your mother.
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That you would do.
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And leave my extra key behind.
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Aw.
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Aw.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Do you know anything about
surviving psychological torture?
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Because my family escaped
communist Vietnam,
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we have to know about torture?
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That was my thought.
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Well, you're in luck.
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What do you want to know?
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I'm being tormented by a sound
coming from our refrigerator,
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and I don't know how
to deal with it.
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When my uncle was in
a reeducation camp,
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he would imagine
disemboweling his torturers
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with a bamboo spike.
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Maybe I'll just get a book
on refrigerator repair instead.
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Okay.
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New subject.
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Jessica Gieger wears a black bra.
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I saw it through the
sleeve of her shirt.
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Not beige, not pink.
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Black.
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So mysterious.
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What are you doing?
I'm going
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to take apart the refrigerator
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and figure out what's
making that noise.
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That is a really good idea.
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Usually you're not
supportive of my efforts.
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I'm more mature now.
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[Missy giggles]
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Hi, Mom.
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What did you do?!
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Good news. I found out
what part was making that noise.
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You have to put
this back together!
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Now we're getting to the bad news.
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What made you think
you could fix this?
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I'm smart...
and I had a book.
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Do you stillthink you're smart?
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Yes.
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I told him not to do it.
He wouldn't listen.
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$200?!
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It'll be okay.
We'll find the money.
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[scoffs]
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Wait. The old fridge
in the garage![inhales sharply]
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What's it...? What was...?
What's that?
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[inhales sharply]
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Well, I kind of donated
that fridge to the church.
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You know, for the needy.
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Are you kidding me?
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I see tense moments like this
more than you think. [Laughs]
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I'll just give you guys
some space.
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You know how much it's gonna
cost to fix that fridge?
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$200. I have
really good hearing.
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Do you have any idea how hard
I work for the money we get?
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I'm sorry.
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I don't care how long it takes.
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You're gonna pay me back
every cent of this.
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Yes, sir.
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I am very disappointed in you.
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[quivering breath]
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You know if you cry,
I can't enjoy your pain.
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[crying]
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[crying loudly]
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♪ ♪
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Mom,
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since Sheldon cost you
all that money,
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who's your new favorite...
Me or Georgie?
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You know I don't have favorites.
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Yeah, right.
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Okay, whoever takes the trash
out first is my favorite.
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She thinks we're stupid.
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Dad, I'm pleased to tell you
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I've got a job to
pay back my debt.
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Is that so?
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I'm going to be a paperboy.
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[chuckles]: Well, that's great.
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I'm proud of ya.
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How do you plan on
delivering these papers?
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Bicycle. You don't know
how to ride a bicycle.
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There's nothing I can't learn.
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A week ago, I didn't know how
to take apart a refrigerator.
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[quietly]: He can't deliver newspapers.
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Why not?
It's too dangerous.
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I think you're being
a little overprotective.
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You expect him
to go riding around at 5:00 a.m.
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with cars and dogs
and who knows what else?
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I did it when I was
his age. So did Georgie.
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You're gonna teach your brother
how to do this.
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What if I don't want to?
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You're doing it anyway.
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Hey, nobody asked your opinion.
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I knew the answer.
I got excited.
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[sighs]
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[insects chirping]
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Georgie?
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Georgie?
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What?
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I'm ready to scrub the moral
stain off my character.
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I hate everything about you.
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SHELDON: When does the
truck bring the papers?
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When it does.
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That's a tautology.
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What?
A tautology.
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A statement that's true,
but uninformative.
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Hey, you're supposed
to be the one teaching me.
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That's funny.
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[vehicle approaching]
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Oh, there it is!
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Over here! Over here!
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This is exciting.
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It's somethin'.
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Thank you!
Have a great day!
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Now what?
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Take 'em into the garage and fold 'em.
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Oh, boy.
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[grunting]
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GEORGE JR.: Fold 'em like this,
then rubber band.
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But you didn't fold it
into even thirds.
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Nobody cares.
I care.
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Then do whatever you want.
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Wake me up when you're done.
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ADULT SHELDON: Over the next 17 minutes,
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I used physics, geometry
and old-fashioned hard work
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to create the perfect
newspaper-folding system.
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I'm done.
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Great.
Let's load up the wagon.
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No, I'm done with this one;
I still have 39 more to go.
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[sighs]
He's gonna be fine.
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You don't have to tell me that.
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I know he's gonna be fine.
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[groans]
If you believe that,
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why aren't you in bed right now?
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Because this is the same boy
who couldn't find his way out
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of that sleeping bag.
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[sighs]
He made his way out.
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Just took him five
or ten minutes.
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I know you're worried, but...
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he needs to experience
the world a little bit.
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Why not let him do it
when most of it's asleep?
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I suppose you're right.
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[grunts]
You coming back to bed?
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Are you crazy?
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That's my little boy
out there in the dark.
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Mm, but your big boy's
right here under the covers.
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Ugh.
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There is a nicer way
to say that.
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All right, you got
your list of addresses?
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Right here.'Kay. All you
got to do
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is go up to each house
and throw the newspaper
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at their front door.
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Got it.
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All right,
I'm going back to bed.
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Thank you, Georgie.
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You've been a wonderful teacher,
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and I'm very appreciative
that you took the ti...
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Ah! My hands are black!
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Why are my hands black? Relax.
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It's just the ink
from the papers.
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Why wasn't I warned of this?!
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[water running]
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Out, damned spot.
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That's from Shakespeare!
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["Slow Ride" by Foghat playing]
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♪ Oh ♪
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♪ Slow ride ♪
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♪ Take it easy ♪
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♪ Slow ride ♪
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♪ Take it easy ♪
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♪ Slow ride ♪
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♪ Take it easy ♪
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Aw.
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♪ ♪
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Hey, Sheldon.
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Hello, Billy.
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Are you our new paperboy?
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Yes, I'm joining
the work-a-day world.
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I work, too!
I take care of our chickens.
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Don't get the wrong idea.
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00:11:49,566 --> 00:11:52,134
When I grow up, I plan on being
a theoretical physicist.
265
00:11:52,178 --> 00:11:53,570
Cool.
266
00:11:53,614 --> 00:11:55,224
I'm sticking with chickens.
267
00:11:55,268 --> 00:11:56,704
All righty then.
Have a nice day.
268
00:11:56,747 --> 00:11:58,009
You, too.
269
00:11:58,053 --> 00:12:01,491
Oh, cool, it's Monday.
270
00:12:01,535 --> 00:12:02,884
♪ Hold me ♪
271
00:12:02,927 --> 00:12:04,799
♪ Roll me ♪
272
00:12:04,842 --> 00:12:06,322
♪ Slow ridin' woman ♪
273
00:12:06,366 --> 00:12:07,671
♪ You're so fine ♪
274
00:12:07,715 --> 00:12:09,499
How's he doing?
275
00:12:09,543 --> 00:12:12,241
Been out here 20 minutes.
This is his second house.
276
00:12:12,285 --> 00:12:13,677
♪ ♪
277
00:12:13,721 --> 00:12:14,722
[Meemaw chuckles]
278
00:12:14,765 --> 00:12:17,855
He throws like you.
[chuckles]
279
00:12:17,899 --> 00:12:19,335
♪ Slow ride ♪
280
00:12:19,379 --> 00:12:20,684
ADULT SHELDON: To say this first day
281
00:12:20,728 --> 00:12:22,469
was challenging
would be an understatement.
282
00:12:22,512 --> 00:12:24,949
To say the rest of the week
got better from there would be
283
00:12:24,993 --> 00:12:26,168
the kind of lie
that sets pants on fire.
284
00:12:26,212 --> 00:12:28,127
♪ Slow ride ♪
285
00:12:29,345 --> 00:12:31,869
♪ Take it easy ♪
286
00:12:33,262 --> 00:12:35,960
♪ Slow down ♪
287
00:12:36,004 --> 00:12:37,179
[barking]
288
00:12:37,223 --> 00:12:38,180
[screams]
289
00:12:38,224 --> 00:12:40,313
♪ Got to get your lovin' ♪
290
00:12:40,356 --> 00:12:43,185
[caws]
[screams]
291
00:12:43,229 --> 00:12:44,491
♪ Hold me ♪
[caws]
292
00:12:44,534 --> 00:12:46,710
[thunder rumbles, wind blowing]
♪ Roll me ♪
293
00:12:46,754 --> 00:12:49,060
♪ Slow ridin' woman ♪
294
00:12:49,104 --> 00:12:50,366
♪ You're so fine Ah! ♪
295
00:12:50,410 --> 00:12:51,976
Oh, no! Oh, my! Oh!
296
00:12:52,020 --> 00:12:54,370
Oh, no! Oh, dear!
Oh, dear! Oh, dear!
297
00:12:54,414 --> 00:12:57,068
Oh, dear! Oh, dear! Ah! Ah!
298
00:12:57,112 --> 00:12:59,070
[thunder rumbling]
299
00:12:59,114 --> 00:13:00,420
♪ Slow ride ♪
300
00:13:02,378 --> 00:13:04,946
Oh, dear.
♪ Easy♪
301
00:13:04,989 --> 00:13:07,035
Oh, dear.
302
00:13:07,078 --> 00:13:09,603
[shouting]
303
00:13:09,646 --> 00:13:11,082
Oh, dear!
304
00:13:11,126 --> 00:13:12,910
Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
305
00:13:12,954 --> 00:13:14,651
Oh, dear, oh, dear.
Oh, dear, oh, dear.
306
00:13:14,695 --> 00:13:16,392
Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.
307
00:13:16,436 --> 00:13:18,351
♪ Slow ride ♪
308
00:13:18,394 --> 00:13:21,919
Fun fact: the larger Sunday paper
required a second bundle.
309
00:13:21,963 --> 00:13:23,225
[grunts]
310
00:13:23,269 --> 00:13:24,400
Oh, dear.
♪ Slow ride. ♪
311
00:13:28,561 --> 00:13:30,998
ADULT SHELDON: After a week
of tangling with animals,
312
00:13:31,042 --> 00:13:32,913
Mother Nature,
and a delivery man
313
00:13:32,957 --> 00:13:34,828
with a good arm
and a bad attitude,
314
00:13:34,872 --> 00:13:37,613
it was time to reap
the benefits of my hard work.
315
00:13:37,657 --> 00:13:38,745
[knocking]
316
00:13:38,789 --> 00:13:40,051
Collecting!
317
00:13:40,094 --> 00:13:41,835
Collecting!
318
00:13:43,184 --> 00:13:45,752
- Hey, Sheldon.
- Hello, Mrs. Sparks.
319
00:13:45,796 --> 00:13:48,799
I'm here to collect for
this week's paper delivery.
320
00:13:48,842 --> 00:13:50,975
Right. Hang on.
321
00:13:51,018 --> 00:13:53,978
Also, I'm given to understand
that tipping is customary,
322
00:13:54,021 --> 00:13:56,981
so feel free to express
your appreciation.
323
00:13:57,024 --> 00:13:58,722
Here you go.
324
00:14:01,768 --> 00:14:03,204
You tipped me a dime?
325
00:14:03,248 --> 00:14:04,771
Is there a problem?
326
00:14:04,815 --> 00:14:08,035
No, it just doesn't seem
like very much.
327
00:14:08,079 --> 00:14:10,037
You were late every day.
328
00:14:10,081 --> 00:14:11,560
Well, I had to brave the elements.
329
00:14:11,604 --> 00:14:12,823
I saw you.
330
00:14:12,866 --> 00:14:15,434
"Brave" isn't the word
that I would use.
331
00:14:15,477 --> 00:14:16,478
[cackles]
332
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:18,959
[chuckles]
333
00:14:21,614 --> 00:14:22,876
Hey, Sheldon.
334
00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:24,356
You look sad.
335
00:14:24,399 --> 00:14:26,706
I am.
336
00:14:26,750 --> 00:14:29,056
Want an egg?
337
00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:34,061
[alarm beeping]
338
00:14:34,105 --> 00:14:35,759
[groans]
339
00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:38,718
Sheldon?
340
00:14:38,762 --> 00:14:40,198
What?
341
00:14:40,241 --> 00:14:41,852
You suck.
342
00:14:41,895 --> 00:14:43,941
I'm sorry,
but I have a job to do.
343
00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:46,639
How much longer
till you pay Dad back?
344
00:14:46,682 --> 00:14:49,424
At this rate, six months.
345
00:14:50,425 --> 00:14:53,124
You suck.
346
00:14:53,167 --> 00:14:54,386
MacELROY: Make sure your parents
347
00:14:54,429 --> 00:14:57,389
sign these.
I'll need 'em back by Friday.
348
00:14:57,432 --> 00:14:59,086
Mr. Cooper, you're late.
349
00:14:59,130 --> 00:15:00,218
I know I'm late.
350
00:15:00,261 --> 00:15:01,959
My training wheels broke.
351
00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:03,134
Training wheels?
352
00:15:03,177 --> 00:15:04,309
Yes, Derek!
353
00:15:04,352 --> 00:15:05,832
I have training wheels like a child!
354
00:15:05,876 --> 00:15:07,660
I also have a job like an adult.
355
00:15:07,703 --> 00:15:09,531
I'm a very complicated person!
356
00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:11,490
Sure.
Let's go with complicated.
357
00:15:11,533 --> 00:15:13,753
Okay.
Permission slips.
358
00:15:15,755 --> 00:15:17,713
What's in the mug?
359
00:15:17,757 --> 00:15:19,063
It's a coffee mug, Tam.
360
00:15:19,106 --> 00:15:20,629
What do you think is in it?
361
00:15:20,673 --> 00:15:21,674
Could be soup.
362
00:15:21,717 --> 00:15:23,023
[whispers]: It's coffee.
363
00:15:23,067 --> 00:15:24,285
Where'd you get it?
364
00:15:24,329 --> 00:15:25,634
The teachers' lounge.
And before you ask,
365
00:15:25,678 --> 00:15:28,550
no, I'm not the world's
greatest grandpa.
366
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:30,204
Since when do you drink coffee?
367
00:15:30,248 --> 00:15:32,380
I don't, but this job is killing me.
368
00:15:32,424 --> 00:15:33,947
You wouldn't understand.
369
00:15:33,991 --> 00:15:36,210
[sips, coughs]
370
00:15:36,254 --> 00:15:37,821
You realize I have a job.
371
00:15:37,864 --> 00:15:39,735
At your parents' convenience store?
372
00:15:39,779 --> 00:15:41,172
That doesn't count.
373
00:15:41,215 --> 00:15:42,477
Why not?
374
00:15:42,521 --> 00:15:43,827
You get to sit at a cash register
375
00:15:43,870 --> 00:15:45,393
and have the fun of doing math.
376
00:15:45,437 --> 00:15:47,831
Actually, the cash register tells you
377
00:15:47,874 --> 00:15:49,136
how much change to give.
378
00:15:49,180 --> 00:15:52,487
Oh. That's too bad.
379
00:15:52,531 --> 00:15:53,445
[sips]
380
00:15:53,488 --> 00:15:55,186
[coughs]
381
00:15:55,229 --> 00:15:59,103
Oh, I hear they're opening
an Olive Garden
382
00:15:59,146 --> 00:16:01,888
where the old Sizzler used to be.
On Hampton Road?
383
00:16:01,932 --> 00:16:03,324
- Yeah.
- GEORGE SR.: I don't think that was a Sizzler.
384
00:16:03,368 --> 00:16:04,935
That was a Chi-Chi's.
385
00:16:04,978 --> 00:16:06,545
No, the Chi-Chi's is on Bedford,
386
00:16:06,588 --> 00:16:08,416
across from the Payless Shoes.
387
00:16:08,460 --> 00:16:10,679
She's right.
Because, one time, we got shoes
388
00:16:10,723 --> 00:16:12,246
and then we got Chi-Chi's.
389
00:16:12,290 --> 00:16:13,769
That was a good day.
390
00:16:13,813 --> 00:16:15,771
GEORGE SR.: Huh.
I guess that was a Sizzler.
391
00:16:15,815 --> 00:16:17,599
I'm sorry they closed that.
392
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:19,471
Oh, there's still
the other one on Route 40.
393
00:16:19,514 --> 00:16:20,864
Who cares?!
394
00:16:24,606 --> 00:16:25,781
You have a problem?
395
00:16:25,825 --> 00:16:27,087
Yes, I do.
I've had a long day.
396
00:16:27,131 --> 00:16:28,523
Is it too much to ask
for a dinner
397
00:16:28,567 --> 00:16:30,221
with a little peace and quiet?
398
00:16:30,264 --> 00:16:31,831
Sheldon, you do not talk
399
00:16:31,875 --> 00:16:33,441
to your father like that.
400
00:16:33,485 --> 00:16:36,618
Fine.
I'd rather not speak to any of you.
401
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:38,185
[grunts]
402
00:16:38,229 --> 00:16:40,361
Maybe I better go talk to him.
403
00:16:40,405 --> 00:16:41,580
No, I got this.
404
00:16:41,623 --> 00:16:43,016
George, maybe you should calm down first.
405
00:16:43,060 --> 00:16:44,713
I got this.
406
00:16:51,416 --> 00:16:53,331
You want to explain yourself?
407
00:16:53,374 --> 00:16:54,636
I'd rather just go to bed,
408
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:57,074
since I have to be up
in a few hours anyway.
409
00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:59,990
Look, I understand you're tired,
but that is no reason for you...
410
00:17:00,033 --> 00:17:02,209
I'm not just tired.
I'm exhausted.
411
00:17:02,253 --> 00:17:03,428
Everything hurts.
412
00:17:03,471 --> 00:17:04,472
I get up in the morning
413
00:17:04,516 --> 00:17:06,735
to do this job
I don't even like.
414
00:17:06,779 --> 00:17:08,389
And I'm doing it
just for the money,
415
00:17:08,433 --> 00:17:10,435
and it's not even
a lot of money.
416
00:17:10,478 --> 00:17:12,828
I keep trying harder and harder,
417
00:17:12,872 --> 00:17:14,918
and it doesn't even
make a difference.
418
00:17:14,961 --> 00:17:16,484
So if you're going to
yell at me or punish me,
419
00:17:16,528 --> 00:17:19,226
let's just get it over with.
420
00:17:19,270 --> 00:17:20,662
[sighs]
421
00:17:24,840 --> 00:17:26,451
I'm not gonna punish you.
422
00:17:26,494 --> 00:17:28,670
Why not?
I deserve it.
423
00:17:30,672 --> 00:17:33,719
Let me tell you about myday.
424
00:17:33,762 --> 00:17:35,634
I got yelled at by the principal
425
00:17:35,677 --> 00:17:37,984
for benching a linebacker
who's flunking English.
426
00:17:38,028 --> 00:17:40,726
Then I got yelled at even
more by the kid's parents.
427
00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:43,555
Then I had to break up
a fight in the locker room.
428
00:17:43,598 --> 00:17:45,557
Got elbowed in the neck.
429
00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:46,514
That's a rough day.
430
00:17:46,558 --> 00:17:48,603
That was all before 10:00 a.m.
431
00:17:50,127 --> 00:17:52,607
So I get what you're
going through.
432
00:17:52,651 --> 00:17:56,002
But you'll notice, I didn't come
home and take it out on you.
433
00:17:57,047 --> 00:17:59,788
No, you didn't.
434
00:17:59,832 --> 00:18:01,616
I want you to get back in there,
435
00:18:01,660 --> 00:18:04,489
apologize to everyone,
and finish your dinner.
436
00:18:04,532 --> 00:18:06,360
Yes, sir.
437
00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:12,018
ADULT SHELDON: My father's
wisdom touched me deeply.
438
00:18:12,062 --> 00:18:13,585
Which is why, to this day,
439
00:18:13,628 --> 00:18:15,326
no matter what I'm going through,
440
00:18:15,369 --> 00:18:17,589
I am never irritating or abusive
441
00:18:17,632 --> 00:18:20,679
to any of my friends or loved ones.
442
00:18:20,722 --> 00:18:21,680
Ask them. They'll tell you.
443
00:18:27,015 --> 00:18:28,320
ADULT SHELDON: For the next several months,
444
00:18:28,364 --> 00:18:30,453
I continued working
my paper route
445
00:18:30,497 --> 00:18:33,630
until I paid my father back.
446
00:18:33,674 --> 00:18:36,241
[thunder rumbling]
447
00:18:36,285 --> 00:18:39,114
And by "working,"
I mean "delegating."
448
00:18:42,987 --> 00:18:45,990
I have no idea where I am.
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