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Mom, will our town really be
[Episode 3]

- turned into a lake?
- Yes.

They said they have no choice
because of the dam construction.

If they make the dam, the whole town will
be submerged up to where that mountain is.

Then, is our house also
going to disappear as well?

It won't disappear. It's just
going to remain inside the lake,

though we won't be able to go there.

I see.

We could go there in a submarine!

Oh, yes we could!

When I go to Seoul, I want
to learn how to swim.

- Really?
- Yeah, I want to learn with you.

That's great. Then let's go take a picture.

- Okay.
- Great.

Since it's the last day before the move, let's quickly take a
picture and then go. The movers are probably waiting for us.

- One, two, three. Kimchi!
- Kimchi!

Excuse me, are you okay?

Hey, please come to your senses!

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- You, you...
- Ah!

Did you follow me all the way
here to get your revenge?

What revenge? I didn't know, I really didn't know! I thought
you were raising your hand since you put up your arm

How did you know that I can't swim? Did
you do a background check on me? Huh?!

Background check? Why would
I do such a thing? No!

How can you try to kill someone just
because of a contract? Murderer!

- I'm telling you it's just a misunderstanding!
- What misunderstanding?

Hey, wait!

Excuse me! This woman... just...

pushed me into the river...

- Are you alright?
- Yes! We are alright!

Don't come near me! Don't! Don't! Don't!

Don't do it!

Stop right there! Dear god.

Why?

Let's go to the police station.

- The police station?
- We have to ask you some questions.

Hey! Hey! Hey!

And you there, you come with us, too.

You can write on this.

That bastard, with another woman...

went into a motel.

I hope that he'll be alright...

Yeah, it's better if you keep sleeping.

Where am I?

At the police station.

That was a good idea. Now
go and turn yourself in.

What do you mean turn myself in?
It really wasn't intentional.

It's the end for you now. Do you know
how big of a crime murder is? Hmm?

W-w-why? Why are you crying?
You didn't do anything good.

I'm not crying because I did something good. I
was so worried that you were actually dead.

To be honest, the woman over
there was betrayed by a jerk.

After being hurt by that guy,
she jumped into the Han River.

He said he would only go to hotels with her, but he
apparently has been going to motels with other women.

Oh, so that's what happened?

It's so unfair! They were
hanging out together.

I agree. Men are pigs.

Hello, sir, are you awake now?

Don't you think you
should go to a hospital?

No, it looks like I'm fine.

Then, could you two come here as well?
I have some quick questions.

Yes.

You're... a diving coach?

Does it make sense that a diving coach wants
to die by drowning in a river? Are you joking?

I'm sorry.

And you almost killed this man right here.

I was in hurry.

If you were in such hurry, you
could have gone in yourself.

You're a diving athlete yourself.

I'm so sorry.

- She didn't do anything wrong. I'm the one
who should be punished— - Back off, Ahjumma.

I am not an ahjumma.

What would you like to do? Do
you want to press charges?

If not, would you like
to go for a settlement?

I'll consider it if you promise not
to show up in front of me ever again.

Yes, I will. You'll never see me again.

To be honest, we don't really have a reason
to ever see each other again, right?

Yes, it's fine then.

Then, I will take it as you have come to an
agreement and I will allow you two to go.

Excuse me.

Is the woman who tried to commit suicide
by jumping into Han River okay?

It turned out that she's a diving coach.

But... are you a witness?

No, I am...

I forgot where I was going to.

You still have to pay the fine

for dumping trash in the Han River.

Thank you!

Give it to me, I'll pay for it.

Why would you?

I'm responsible for all this. I
forced you to sign up and everything.

I'm stupid for sleeping with that jerk.

Give me.

No, I said that I'll pay.

It's not your fault.

The entertainment newspaper, This
Touch revealed a paparazzi photo of

Congressman Kang Jung Do from the Shin
Nara party and the singer, Ms. R.

Congressman Kang has been
buying and reselling artworks

using Ms. R's name at an art
gallery owned by his son.

Father's caused trouble again.

This is annoying.

Don't be so stubborn. I'll pay.
It makes sense that way.

Okay, I'll pay for your meal then.

Let's go eat something.

He left. I didn't get a
chance to thank him.

Are we allowed to leave now?

- Are you still here?
- We're leaving right now.

Thank you. Bye.

Yeouido is in shock because of this scandal

involving a potential presidential
candidate and a female singer.

Congressman Kang also has been criticized
for his inappropriate behavior...

He's not even breaking a sweat yet
and he's already causing problems.

That old man still has his old, bad habits.

- Do you know him?
- I don't know him!

How would he know a well-known
congressman like him?

Aigoo! How embarrassing.

A congressman should know better
than to cheat and then get caught.

He is really handsome, though.

He's probably popular among women.

Don't you think so?

Excuse me, we'll order more!

We'd like another soybean
stew and a bowl of rice.

Okay!

He clearly thought of me as a joke.

I didn't even know and I gave
him my body and my heart.

What's so good about him anyway?

I'm such an idiot.

I shouldn't have thought it was
possible to find love at my age.

That bastard, seriously...

Don't worry! I'll find him and destroy him.

- I'll slap him as hard as I can— - Don't.

What do you want me to do, then?

Should I write all about him on
Agoura so it'll destroy his life?

I said don't.

I still...

like him!

[Ms. Bong]

- Yes, Team Leader?
- Where are you right now!?

Please calm down!

Is everything okay?

Where is it?!

Let's hurry up!

Yeah, what's going on?

Until when are you going to do this to us?

I don't know what to do.

What's going on?

I asked you when she's coming.

- Team Leader!
- Jung Eum!

Yoo Jung Eum?

- Why are you doing this!?
- Why am I doing this?

Say something!

Hey! Stop it!

Jung Eum!

♫ Dirty hair ♫

This is the worst day in
all my twenty years of

experience as a matchmaker.

Let's die together today.

No.

You'll die on your own.

I'll kill you, Yoo Jung Eum!

Get out of my face for now.

Did you know about
Congressman Kang's adultery?

Did you really not know?

Since when was he setting
up his slush fund?

In order to be faithful to the subject,

I paint my subjects to
look nothing like them.

Oh, Elvis.

A strange feeling.

That's interesting.

Do you know what's really interesting?

People recognize the person immediately

even though it's been exaggerated so much.

Some say that it can't get
more faithful than that.

Even if you try to exaggerate the
relationship as if its love,

people will recognize that it's adultery.

Ah! You must be the second oldest son.

The one who resembles you.

But I don't think this is
adultery like you think.

I really respect your father.

Unfortunately,

I think that love needs to be tested.

Excuse me.

Hey. Son.

Hey!

This is the only door you can
use to avoid the reporters.

But you'll have to overcome
it with the power of love.

Mr. Congressman!

I'll call you.

Darling!

- Do you have ramen?
- No.

We have rice, though.

Don't you have any kimchi?

You should have a sense of shame.

How do you think Eun Rim is doing?

Are you scared, or are you
really worried about her?

Both.

Then you should stop now.
It's about time you stopped.

Love is not something you do.

It's something you fall into.

That's because you tend to
fall in love so easily.

Did you know?

You're supposed to become fearless from
lack of judgment when you fall in love.

I don't thinkthat you're completely in love

considering that you're
still scared of Mom.

You must be a coward for
not falling in love, then.

If that's not true,

then stop acting like a coward
and try to find someone.

Stop obsessing over toys like a kid.

This is a present for you.

Have you been waiting for
me here this whole time?

No, I was waiting for the toy.

Haven't you read the article about how investment in toys
make more profit, even than investments in the stock market?

There are more and more adults who
feel nostalgic about their childhoods

and their memories are fading.

The price has no choice
but to keep increasing.

It's a world where you can make money
from nostalgia these days, Father.

I'm the owner of Kang Jung Do.

Did you think that I
didn't know about this?

Adultery isn't a crime anymore.

It doesn't end until I
decide to get a divorce.

Don't waste your time on this kind of stuff

and focus on what you promised.

My husband is the one

who'll end up being elected, anyway.

Eun Rim, I'll just resign.

Shut up!

That's hot liquid, Eun Rim.

Resign? Don't even think about it!

You betrayed your wife and got caught with adultery,
and now you suddenly develop a conscience?

Couldn't you use your
great conscience on me!?

Kang Jung Do, listen to me carefully.

I didn't support you in becoming a
congressman because you're a good husband.

It's because I thought that you had the
potential to be a good politician.

I don't expect a lot from you.

I'm the head of this family anyway.

I'm going to protect my family

so you justdo what you're good at.

Prove that you're valuable

to your kids, daughter-in-law,
and grandchildren.

Choon Nam.

Forget you.

Hoon Nam, you'd better be careful.

If you ever embarrass yourself,

I'm going to send you off

to a temple on Jiri
Mountain with shaved heads.

The same goes for Yook Ryong.
Watch him carefully, too.

Yes.

Thankfully, I was able to

give the eight of them refunds for their
memberships without paying a penalty.

What about that guy, Yook Ryong
or Jab Ryong or whoever he is?

There's nothing we can do, since
he already canceled his account.

He just took all of our
women and then left?

What a bastard.

In that case, don't you think
we should at least sue him?

- The victims are against it.
- Why?

They apparently loved him.

That's why they agreed to settle and
get their money back and stay quiet.

Are they crazy or something?

- Yoo Jung Eum.
- Yes?

You have things to settle with me.

This is the list of the "Zero Members."

By Zero Members, you mean

the legendary clients who never got a date
with anyone? The absolute Undateables?

I'll give you three months.
Take care of all of them.

Three months? Are you kidding?

Do you think this is a joke? My
seniors think I should fire you.

I barely convinced them not to when they
told me to blame you for the accident.

No! Why are you doing this to me,

when all of this is that
Yook Ryoung guy's fault?

Of course, I'm responsible for
not being careful enough.

But if we let this slide, he's going
to create more and more victims.

Don't you think it's right
to officially sue him?

Are you trying to close our business? Wasn't
it enough to make us lose eight members!?

Do you think our other members will be okay
with it when rumors of this go around?

I don't care if you kill him or keep him
alive, deal with it on your personal time!

You've got to give me and
the company a break!

- Team Leader!
- You either resign or take care of the Zero Members.

I can't do this anymore.

- What?
- Do you think love can justify everything?

Do you think it's acceptable to do all kinds
of horrible stuff if it's in the name of love?

I cannot forgive a person
who had an affair!

I can't accept this!

Who does she think she is to
talk about love in front of me?

You came.

What are you still doing out here?

I can't go back because of the reporters.

But, Hyung, are there people
who can really die for love?

- There are.
- There are?

Male bees have genitals
inside of their bodies

- so if they mate with the queen bee, their stomachs explode.
- Jeez.

But we're not bees. We're humans.
So in the human world,

the odds are much higher that you'll

get stung by the queen bee while
trying to do this and that.

Don't visit the flowers too often.

The queen bee is getting ready
to sting you with her poison.

The reporters probably haven't left yet.

Is love a scam?

I'd rather quit.

[Job websites]

[English speakers are preferred]

English? Fine, I can take classes.

I'll start by writing a personal statement.

Hello, I am Yoo Jung Eum.

I used to be a professional diving athlete,

and I have also worked as an exercise
and life coach at a cultural center.

But due to lack of students,
the classes got canceled.

And I've been doing
various part-time jobs...

No, this isn't it.

You'd better start paying the rent for the room before I
re-paper the walls and let the real estate agency take over.

Enough is enough!

Exploitive employers!

I'll kill all of you!

Attack, attack!

You are all dead!

Look at what we have here. Good, good.

Die, just die!

Come on, come on!

Attack, attack, attack!

Reverse turning kick!

[Game over] [Pay rent!]

What is it?

I'll do it.

You'd better.

What? She just hung up?
Oh, I should just...!

That's right. I will meet with
her and let them know clearly

what the reality is for them,
what their ranking is like,

why they are the Zero Members.

Hello, do you know where Na Ga Yong is?

Here he is.

I'm Na Ga Yong. [Zero Member No. 1: Na Ga Yong
(36 years old)] [Works for a trade company]

Hello, I'm Yoo Jung Eum from Geum Sang
Chum Hwa. We talked on the phone earlier.

Hello, let's talk on the way.

I suddenly have to go on a business
trip, so I need to go to the airport.

Since you're busy, I will try to
explain things to you quickly.

The reason why I wanted
to see you today is—

Please excuse me.

I'm sorry, it was a Chinese client.
They wanted to know when I'm arriving.

It's okay.

The reason why I visited you today is—

Excuse me.

I'm sorry, it was a Thai client. There
was a misunderstanding with the orders.

I'll have to go there myself. My subordinates
can't seem to figure things out.

Oh, that's a shame. I will help you.

Taxi!

I'm sorry, it won't be possible to
talk today, I have to leave right now.

Then, when do you get back from your trip?
When can I see you?

I'll be back tomorrow night and
leave again the next morning.

If it's something urgent, do you
want to come to the airport with me?

Excuse me, could you give me a call later?

Yes, sir, I am leaving now.

Did you wait for a long time?

I made it myself, please give it a try.

Thank you.

[Zero Member No.2: Ahn In Jung
(31 years old)] [a confectionery chef]

It is so delicious!

You're very beautiful and
have great qualifications.

I feel like you'd be
very popular among men.

Please excuse me, a customer—

No problem, take care
of the customer first.

She looks okay.

Here.

Oh, yes.

What happened?

The thing is, I have facial blindness.

Am I also able to fall in love?

Of course you... can...?

Really?

If you watch the movie 50 First Dates...

The woman only has long-term memory,

but she found someone who she loves and
they got married and lived happily.

Thank you for your hard work.

See you next time.

See you later.

My name is Kang Dol Jin.

[Zero Member No. 3: Kang Dol Jin
(37 years old)] [Stuntman]

Hello, I'm Yoo Jung Eum
from Geum Sang Chum Hwa.

But... your blood make-up looks so real.

This is real blood.

Are you alright?

Of course, this is my work and my dream.

Women dislike these types
of things, dont they?

I'm certain that

there'll be a woman who can
understand your dream.

No, I'm sure of it!

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