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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,165 --> 00:00:04,132 Sammy, it's me. 2 00:00:04,134 --> 00:00:06,635 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:06,637 --> 00:00:08,670 I don't remember most of what Michael did 4 00:00:08,672 --> 00:00:11,673 because I was underwater, drowning... 5 00:00:11,675 --> 00:00:13,508 and that I remember. [ Screams ] 6 00:00:13,510 --> 00:00:16,044 I felt every second of it. 7 00:00:16,046 --> 00:00:18,580 Why would Michael give up his vessel like that? 8 00:00:18,582 --> 00:00:20,482 I don't know. 9 00:00:20,484 --> 00:00:23,318 - Ghosts 101. - Ghost possession. 10 00:00:23,320 --> 00:00:24,920 Definitely a ghost. 11 00:00:24,922 --> 00:00:26,154 Somebody's spirit can attach itself 12 00:00:26,156 --> 00:00:27,689 to an object or a bunch of objects. 13 00:00:27,691 --> 00:00:29,357 Everything has a weakness. 14 00:00:29,359 --> 00:00:31,660 Dean: They hate iron and salt. 15 00:00:31,662 --> 00:00:34,096 Whatever happens, you stay inside this circle. 16 00:00:34,098 --> 00:00:38,400 ♪ ♪ 17 00:00:38,402 --> 00:00:40,569 - Where's the spear?! - So Michael wants the spear 18 00:00:40,571 --> 00:00:42,504 because he knows it can hurt him. 19 00:00:42,506 --> 00:00:43,438 You're no different than him. 20 00:00:43,440 --> 00:00:45,006 I am nothing like him. 21 00:00:45,008 --> 00:00:47,542 ♪ ♪ 22 00:00:47,544 --> 00:00:49,111 Announcer: Do you have unwanted gold 23 00:00:49,113 --> 00:00:51,246 just lying around the house, collecting dust? 24 00:00:51,248 --> 00:00:53,582 Why not turn that gold into cash? 25 00:00:53,584 --> 00:00:55,117 Here at Diamond Dave's, 26 00:00:55,119 --> 00:00:57,085 you can have cash in your hands today. 27 00:00:57,087 --> 00:00:58,954 We'll take anything you want to sell us. 28 00:00:58,956 --> 00:01:00,922 Woman: When Aunt Gloria passed away, 29 00:01:00,924 --> 00:01:03,291 she left me so much jewelry, I didn't know what to do. 30 00:01:03,293 --> 00:01:05,127 That's when I called Diamond Dave. 31 00:01:05,129 --> 00:01:07,696 Announcer: If it's gold, it's cash in your hands. 32 00:01:07,698 --> 00:01:10,932 Announcer #2: You're watching Shocker TV. 33 00:01:10,934 --> 00:01:12,734 [ Screams ] 34 00:01:12,736 --> 00:01:16,238 This week on Shocker, it's gonna be a blood bath. 35 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:18,573 We've got slicing and dicing. 36 00:01:18,575 --> 00:01:21,376 We've got scream queens and killing machines, 37 00:01:21,378 --> 00:01:24,079 24 hours a day, all week long. 38 00:01:24,081 --> 00:01:27,215 Hatchet Man: Time to slice and dice. 39 00:01:27,217 --> 00:01:29,518 [ Bell tolls in distance ] 40 00:01:34,558 --> 00:01:36,458 [ Horns honk in distance ] 41 00:01:50,607 --> 00:01:52,607 [ Gasps ] 42 00:01:52,609 --> 00:01:55,143 [ Chuckles ] 43 00:01:57,681 --> 00:01:59,815 Whoa. 44 00:01:59,817 --> 00:02:02,951 Mezco 15" Mega-Scale Panthro. 45 00:02:02,953 --> 00:02:04,486 So handsome. 46 00:02:04,488 --> 00:02:06,354 So angry. 47 00:02:06,356 --> 00:02:09,724 [ Chuckles ] 48 00:02:21,138 --> 00:02:23,672 [ Cellphone rings ] [ Gasps ] 49 00:02:31,215 --> 00:02:32,480 Hey, Sam. 50 00:02:32,482 --> 00:02:34,382 Stuart, what did you do? 51 00:02:34,384 --> 00:02:35,650 I... 52 00:02:35,652 --> 00:02:36,952 Uh, nothing. 53 00:02:36,954 --> 00:02:38,520 Really? 54 00:02:38,522 --> 00:02:40,222 Because according to Yelp 55 00:02:40,224 --> 00:02:43,358 and this awesome, one-star review we just got, 56 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:46,962 you screamed at a customer and called him a, quote, 57 00:02:46,964 --> 00:02:50,565 "mongoloid Tribble in a robotic exoskeleton 58 00:02:50,567 --> 00:02:53,301 built by Tony Stark's inbred third cousin." 59 00:02:53,303 --> 00:02:54,836 Which is not cool, 60 00:02:54,838 --> 00:02:56,905 and weirdly, creepily specific. 61 00:02:56,907 --> 00:02:59,574 That -- 62 00:02:59,576 --> 00:03:01,409 He said I couldn't beat up Superman. 63 00:03:01,411 --> 00:03:04,746 Okay. Again, Superman is not real. 64 00:03:04,748 --> 00:03:06,381 Okay. That's not the point. 65 00:03:06,383 --> 00:03:08,149 And I have seen you get winded eating a taco. 66 00:03:08,151 --> 00:03:09,684 Okay, that doesn't matter. 67 00:03:09,686 --> 00:03:11,920 If I had kryptonite gloves, I could beat up Superman. 68 00:03:11,922 --> 00:03:14,756 Anyone could. That's science, Sam. 69 00:03:14,758 --> 00:03:18,426 Look, I -- [Sighs] I like that you care -- 70 00:03:18,428 --> 00:03:20,328 really, really care about this stuff, 71 00:03:20,330 --> 00:03:23,531 but we need every customer we can get, okay? 72 00:03:23,533 --> 00:03:27,302 So just chill a little, please. 73 00:03:29,706 --> 00:03:31,840 Yeah, um... 74 00:03:31,842 --> 00:03:34,042 Okay. 75 00:03:34,044 --> 00:03:37,779 I'm sorry, Sam. I just -- I just get spun out sometimes. 76 00:03:37,781 --> 00:03:40,115 I know. 77 00:03:40,117 --> 00:03:41,383 Coming to game night? 78 00:03:41,385 --> 00:03:43,351 Of course. 79 00:03:43,353 --> 00:03:45,186 I'll see you there. 80 00:03:45,188 --> 00:03:47,689 [ Sirens wail in distance ] 81 00:03:47,691 --> 00:03:49,791 [ Cellphone beeps ] 82 00:04:04,374 --> 00:04:06,207 [ Sighs ] 83 00:04:06,209 --> 00:04:07,475 [ Whoosh ] 84 00:04:10,447 --> 00:04:12,147 [ Bell jingles ] 85 00:04:14,985 --> 00:04:16,651 [ Keys jostle, lock engages ] 86 00:04:16,653 --> 00:04:19,988 [ Door knob rattles ] 87 00:04:19,990 --> 00:04:24,559 Stuart: Yeah, well, all I'm hearing is excuses. 88 00:04:24,561 --> 00:04:28,797 Okay, look, I don't [laughing] care about traffic, okay?! 89 00:04:28,799 --> 00:04:31,433 It has been over 30 minutes, so -- 90 00:04:31,435 --> 00:04:32,801 Hello?! 91 00:04:32,803 --> 00:04:35,270 Free pizza! [ Sighs ] 92 00:04:35,272 --> 00:04:37,872 [ Groans ] [ Cellphone beeps ] 93 00:04:37,874 --> 00:04:39,507 ♪ ♪ 94 00:04:39,509 --> 00:04:41,509 [ Object clatters ] 95 00:04:41,511 --> 00:04:48,516 ♪ ♪ 96 00:04:48,518 --> 00:04:49,851 The heck? 97 00:04:49,853 --> 00:04:54,856 ♪ ♪ 98 00:04:54,858 --> 00:04:55,991 H-How did you... 99 00:04:55,993 --> 00:05:02,163 ♪ ♪ 100 00:05:02,165 --> 00:05:03,765 [ Screams ] 101 00:05:03,767 --> 00:05:07,767 ♪ Supernatural 14x04 ♪ Mint Condition Original Air Date on November 1, 2018 102 00:05:07,768 --> 00:05:10,568 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man 103 00:05:10,607 --> 00:05:11,806 Man: ...brought them back -- 104 00:05:11,808 --> 00:05:14,009 back from Hell, again. 105 00:05:14,011 --> 00:05:18,279 Announcer: "Hell Hazers 3: It Lives Again." 106 00:05:18,281 --> 00:05:21,649 And now back to "Hatchet Man: All Saints' Day." 107 00:05:21,651 --> 00:05:25,520 There will be no further interruptions. 108 00:05:25,522 --> 00:05:27,555 ♪ I get electrified ♪ 109 00:05:27,557 --> 00:05:29,724 Time to slice and dice. 110 00:05:29,726 --> 00:05:33,028 ♪ ♪ 111 00:05:33,030 --> 00:05:35,697 ♪ You've got the power ♪ 112 00:05:35,699 --> 00:05:40,201 ♪ When you turn off the juice ♪ 113 00:05:40,203 --> 00:05:43,471 ♪ My circuits overload ♪ 114 00:05:43,473 --> 00:05:48,410 ♪ When your body lives ♪ 115 00:05:48,412 --> 00:05:53,048 Son of a bitch. 116 00:05:53,050 --> 00:05:56,651 ♪ You're electrified ♪ 117 00:05:56,653 --> 00:05:59,587 Hey, this area's closed off. 118 00:05:59,589 --> 00:06:01,756 [ Music continues indistinctly ] 119 00:06:01,758 --> 00:06:03,491 I-I said beat it, buddy. 120 00:06:03,493 --> 00:06:07,662 [ Breathing heavily ] 121 00:06:07,664 --> 00:06:09,230 ♪ ♪ 122 00:06:09,232 --> 00:06:10,398 [ Whimpers ] 123 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:14,669 [ Screams ] 124 00:06:14,671 --> 00:06:17,605 [ Screaming continues ] 125 00:06:17,607 --> 00:06:21,342 Time to slice and dice. [ Woman screams ] 126 00:06:21,344 --> 00:06:24,913 [ Knocks on door ] Yo. 127 00:06:24,915 --> 00:06:27,248 - Hey. - What? 128 00:06:27,250 --> 00:06:29,684 Uh, what you doing? 129 00:06:29,686 --> 00:06:31,719 Horror marathon on Shocker. 130 00:06:31,721 --> 00:06:33,121 Just made my way through the "Halloweens" 131 00:06:33,123 --> 00:06:35,590 and now I'm about to -- 132 00:06:35,592 --> 00:06:37,358 [ Man screams ] 133 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:39,060 Oh, wow. 134 00:06:39,062 --> 00:06:42,063 What? 135 00:06:42,065 --> 00:06:44,966 Oh, yes, I shaved. 136 00:06:44,968 --> 00:06:46,534 I mean, it's so smooth. 137 00:06:46,536 --> 00:06:49,571 It's like a... dolphin's belly. 138 00:06:49,573 --> 00:06:51,106 Yeah, yeah. 139 00:06:51,108 --> 00:06:54,109 Hey, um... 140 00:06:54,111 --> 00:06:57,312 I wanted to check up on you. You doing okay? 141 00:06:57,314 --> 00:06:58,646 I mean, y-you haven't really come out of your room 142 00:06:58,648 --> 00:07:01,082 in almost a week. 143 00:07:01,084 --> 00:07:05,420 Well, since when is "okay" a part of this job, huh? 144 00:07:05,422 --> 00:07:08,089 Yeah, Cass, is, you know, showing Jack the ropes 145 00:07:08,091 --> 00:07:10,091 and Dark Kaia and her spear are in the wind 146 00:07:10,093 --> 00:07:11,459 and we have no clue where Michael is 147 00:07:11,461 --> 00:07:13,928 or what he's up to. 148 00:07:13,930 --> 00:07:15,630 And, not that I'm complaining, 149 00:07:15,632 --> 00:07:17,232 but... 150 00:07:17,234 --> 00:07:22,904 the house is full of strangers, so... 151 00:07:22,906 --> 00:07:25,673 So your plan is to just lay in here, 152 00:07:25,675 --> 00:07:27,942 watching "Hatchet Man" movies, seriously? 153 00:07:27,944 --> 00:07:29,477 "All Saints' Day" is a classic. 154 00:07:29,479 --> 00:07:31,813 [ Woman screams ] Time to slice and dice. 155 00:07:31,815 --> 00:07:33,014 - Oh, is it? - What do you care? 156 00:07:33,016 --> 00:07:34,682 You don't even like scary movies. 157 00:07:34,684 --> 00:07:38,219 Well, yeah, Dean, our life is a scary movie. 158 00:07:38,221 --> 00:07:40,822 Exactly. 159 00:07:40,824 --> 00:07:43,424 I like it when they run. 160 00:07:43,426 --> 00:07:45,860 All right, well, I hate to disturb your marathon, 161 00:07:45,862 --> 00:07:47,795 but I think I found us a case. 162 00:07:47,797 --> 00:07:49,497 More Michael monsters? 163 00:07:49,499 --> 00:07:52,033 No. 164 00:07:52,035 --> 00:07:53,234 Killer toy. 165 00:07:57,440 --> 00:07:58,473 What kind of toy? 166 00:07:58,475 --> 00:08:00,475 ♪ ♪ 167 00:08:00,477 --> 00:08:02,544 And then the thing freakin' jumped me! 168 00:08:02,546 --> 00:08:04,879 I mean, It wouldn't stop! It was just over and over. 169 00:08:04,881 --> 00:08:06,648 Just... 170 00:08:06,650 --> 00:08:09,117 [ Breathing heavily ] 171 00:08:09,119 --> 00:08:11,953 Panthro kicked my ass. 172 00:08:11,955 --> 00:08:13,454 ThunderCats? 173 00:08:13,456 --> 00:08:14,589 Seriously? 174 00:08:14,591 --> 00:08:16,224 Yeah. 175 00:08:16,226 --> 00:08:17,825 But, I mean, you got your pizza, 176 00:08:17,827 --> 00:08:19,527 at least eight more of these movies, 177 00:08:19,529 --> 00:08:20,962 so I'll just leave you to it, 178 00:08:20,964 --> 00:08:22,130 and I'll get one of the other guys to -- 179 00:08:22,132 --> 00:08:23,364 Oh, hell no. [ TV turns off ] 180 00:08:23,366 --> 00:08:24,966 Hell no. 181 00:08:24,968 --> 00:08:26,568 No. 182 00:08:26,570 --> 00:08:29,304 Panthro is mine. 183 00:08:29,306 --> 00:08:39,314 ♪ ♪ 184 00:08:39,316 --> 00:08:40,848 Dean: I wonder if we're talking, like, one toy gone bad 185 00:08:40,850 --> 00:08:42,183 or if it's like a whole crew, 186 00:08:42,185 --> 00:08:43,818 you know, like Puppet Master-style. 187 00:08:43,820 --> 00:08:46,221 Do you actually want there to be more than one? 188 00:08:46,223 --> 00:08:48,723 I don't know, just... 189 00:08:48,725 --> 00:08:49,691 - Boo! - Boo! 190 00:08:49,693 --> 00:08:51,159 Aah. 191 00:08:51,161 --> 00:08:52,360 Still not a fan of Halloween, huh? 192 00:08:52,362 --> 00:08:53,361 Nope. 193 00:08:53,363 --> 00:08:55,096 [ Chuckles ] So lame. 194 00:08:55,098 --> 00:08:58,533 Happy Halloween. [ Man screams ] 195 00:08:58,535 --> 00:09:01,002 Hey, I can help you guys in just a second. 196 00:09:01,004 --> 00:09:04,405 ♪ ♪ 197 00:09:04,407 --> 00:09:08,042 Hm, she's like your twin. 198 00:09:08,044 --> 00:09:09,544 What? What are you talking about? 199 00:09:09,546 --> 00:09:13,248 Her -- soft, delicate features, luxurious hair. 200 00:09:13,250 --> 00:09:15,216 She's like your Wonder Twin. 201 00:09:15,218 --> 00:09:17,485 Yeah. 202 00:09:20,423 --> 00:09:21,689 All right, okay. 203 00:09:21,691 --> 00:09:23,958 Well, if that's me, then, uh... 204 00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:27,962 that's you over there. 205 00:09:27,964 --> 00:09:29,430 - That guy? - Yeah. 206 00:09:29,432 --> 00:09:34,035 - [ Laughs ] Yeah. - Yeah, we have zero in common. 207 00:09:34,037 --> 00:09:36,471 [ Gasps ] 208 00:09:36,473 --> 00:09:38,406 Hatchet Man. 209 00:09:38,408 --> 00:09:39,707 No way. Sam. 210 00:09:39,709 --> 00:09:41,409 Check it out. It's David freakin' Yaeger. 211 00:09:41,411 --> 00:09:42,277 Yeah. 212 00:09:42,279 --> 00:09:44,379 Press the button. 213 00:09:44,381 --> 00:09:45,313 Hm? 214 00:09:45,315 --> 00:09:50,084 ♪ ♪ 215 00:09:50,086 --> 00:09:52,086 [ Button clicks ] Time to slice and dice. 216 00:09:52,088 --> 00:09:54,322 [ Chuckles ] Oh, dude. 217 00:09:54,324 --> 00:09:58,159 [ Button clicks ] We all do bad things sometimes. 218 00:09:58,161 --> 00:09:59,927 [ Button clicks ] Trick or Treat! 219 00:09:59,929 --> 00:10:02,330 Hey, hey, hey, hey. Dude. 220 00:10:02,332 --> 00:10:04,565 - I need this. - How much? 221 00:10:04,567 --> 00:10:06,734 Not for sale. [ Bell jingles ] 222 00:10:06,736 --> 00:10:07,869 Hatchet Man's a classic. 223 00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:12,340 Yeah. Nothing in common. 224 00:10:12,342 --> 00:10:14,909 Okay, what can I help you guys with? 225 00:10:14,911 --> 00:10:16,944 Funko Pops, Magic cards...? 226 00:10:16,946 --> 00:10:20,248 Uh, Stuart Blake -- Vintage Hot Wheels. 227 00:10:20,250 --> 00:10:21,482 I'm sorry. 228 00:10:21,484 --> 00:10:23,818 Uh, were you getting helped by Stuart 229 00:10:23,820 --> 00:10:24,952 with vintage Hot Wheels, or... 230 00:10:24,954 --> 00:10:26,354 No, sorry. 231 00:10:26,356 --> 00:10:28,690 Um, my name is Ian Gillan, and this is... 232 00:10:28,692 --> 00:10:30,358 I'm Ritchie Blackmore. 233 00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:32,427 We're with Campbell & Sons Insurance. 234 00:10:32,429 --> 00:10:34,662 We heard about Stuart's little incident with the toy, 235 00:10:34,664 --> 00:10:36,798 and, uh, we're hoping to speak to him. 236 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:38,433 Well, he's at home healing up. 237 00:10:38,435 --> 00:10:39,834 Well, we went to his place, 238 00:10:39,836 --> 00:10:41,336 and his roommate said he had moved out. 239 00:10:41,338 --> 00:10:42,837 Kicked out, actually. 240 00:10:42,839 --> 00:10:45,673 Right. They had a fight. 241 00:10:45,675 --> 00:10:47,675 Over...? 242 00:10:47,677 --> 00:10:49,844 [ Sighs ] "Fist of the North Star." 243 00:10:49,846 --> 00:10:52,046 Stuart said that the dubbed version was better, 244 00:10:52,048 --> 00:10:54,048 but -- You know what, forget it. 245 00:10:54,050 --> 00:10:58,486 Um, I like Stuart, but he's an acquired taste. 246 00:10:58,488 --> 00:11:00,855 Sounds like a guy who could make a lot of enemies. 247 00:11:00,857 --> 00:11:03,191 I mean, not real ones. 248 00:11:03,193 --> 00:11:07,061 Maybe online -- He trolls everything. 249 00:11:07,063 --> 00:11:09,797 Okay, uh... where can we find Stuart now? 250 00:11:09,799 --> 00:11:11,532 He's at his mom's house. 251 00:11:11,534 --> 00:11:14,001 Of course he is. 252 00:11:14,003 --> 00:11:16,471 Thanks. 253 00:11:16,473 --> 00:11:19,140 [ Chainsaw revs in distance ] 254 00:11:19,142 --> 00:11:21,676 Stewie will be up in just a minute. 255 00:11:21,678 --> 00:11:23,111 Thanks. 256 00:11:26,149 --> 00:11:28,716 I can't believe you had her make us apple cider. 257 00:11:28,718 --> 00:11:30,084 She offered. 258 00:11:30,086 --> 00:11:33,020 Stuart: No! No! You stupid, dumb -- 259 00:11:33,022 --> 00:11:35,556 That's not how you play the... [ Screams ] 260 00:11:35,558 --> 00:11:39,060 Game over! I'm done! Done! 261 00:11:39,062 --> 00:11:42,597 [ Footsteps approaching ] 262 00:11:42,599 --> 00:11:44,031 Who are you? 263 00:11:44,033 --> 00:11:46,067 Uh, we're from Campbell & Sons Insurance, 264 00:11:46,069 --> 00:11:48,436 and -- - What are you doing down there? 265 00:11:48,438 --> 00:11:50,738 Fortnite. 266 00:11:50,740 --> 00:11:52,340 Hm. 267 00:11:52,342 --> 00:11:54,175 It's a video game. 268 00:11:54,177 --> 00:11:57,578 It's the video game. 269 00:11:57,580 --> 00:11:59,547 Yeah, well, I'm a Zelda for life, so... 270 00:11:59,549 --> 00:12:02,784 [ Chuckles ] 271 00:12:02,786 --> 00:12:05,420 What, are you burning sage down there? 272 00:12:05,422 --> 00:12:07,121 So...? 273 00:12:07,123 --> 00:12:10,892 I-I dated this goth chick. Like, super hot. 274 00:12:10,894 --> 00:12:13,561 Met online, and -- and she was into Wicca. 275 00:12:13,563 --> 00:12:16,197 Said that burning sage was, like, good luck 276 00:12:16,199 --> 00:12:17,732 or some crap like that. 277 00:12:17,734 --> 00:12:19,100 Hmm. 278 00:12:19,102 --> 00:12:21,068 So, you're not together anymore? 279 00:12:21,070 --> 00:12:22,403 [ Snorts ] No. 280 00:12:22,405 --> 00:12:24,238 I broke it off before we could MIRL. 281 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:27,375 You know, I mean, who needs goth-girl drama, am I right? 282 00:12:27,377 --> 00:12:29,644 - Merle? - Uh, M-I-R-L. 283 00:12:29,646 --> 00:12:31,112 "Meet in real life." 284 00:12:31,114 --> 00:12:32,447 Why do you know what that means? 285 00:12:33,550 --> 00:12:35,483 Stuart, we're here to ask about the attack 286 00:12:35,485 --> 00:12:36,751 you reported with the toy -- 287 00:12:36,753 --> 00:12:38,252 I made it up. 288 00:12:38,254 --> 00:12:39,921 You what? 289 00:12:39,923 --> 00:12:42,623 The whole thing. I lied. 290 00:12:42,625 --> 00:12:44,125 But the video... 291 00:12:44,127 --> 00:12:46,794 [ Stammers ] That was fake. 292 00:12:46,796 --> 00:12:50,331 I didn't expect it to go viral, but it did, 293 00:12:50,333 --> 00:12:53,134 and, uh...I just... 294 00:12:53,136 --> 00:12:55,136 I fell. 295 00:12:55,138 --> 00:12:56,671 Hm. 296 00:12:56,673 --> 00:12:58,639 'Cause the hospital report said that you had marks 297 00:12:58,641 --> 00:13:00,975 on your face, your legs, your back, 298 00:13:00,977 --> 00:13:02,443 and your... genitals. 299 00:13:02,445 --> 00:13:03,911 That's not a slip and fall. 300 00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:05,179 Well, I don't see why an insurance company 301 00:13:05,181 --> 00:13:06,681 would care, you know? 302 00:13:06,683 --> 00:13:08,616 And I-I think it's time for you to leave. 303 00:13:08,618 --> 00:13:10,017 - Okay, but -- - Now. 304 00:13:10,019 --> 00:13:12,119 [ Door slams ] 305 00:13:12,121 --> 00:13:13,754 Wow. 306 00:13:13,756 --> 00:13:16,290 Lady-you wasn't kidding. That guy's a piece of work. 307 00:13:16,292 --> 00:13:18,693 Well, whatever happened was not an accident. 308 00:13:18,695 --> 00:13:20,328 Okay, but, uh... Big Bang in there, 309 00:13:20,330 --> 00:13:21,529 not a great liar. 310 00:13:21,531 --> 00:13:22,830 No. 311 00:13:22,832 --> 00:13:24,632 So, what are we thinking? Spell? 312 00:13:24,634 --> 00:13:26,300 Well, his girlfriend was into Wicca. 313 00:13:26,302 --> 00:13:27,635 Wicca doesn't always mean witch. 314 00:13:27,637 --> 00:13:29,437 Except when it does. 315 00:13:29,439 --> 00:13:31,472 All right, let's wait till they leave, 316 00:13:31,474 --> 00:13:33,274 check out the house for hex bags. 317 00:13:33,276 --> 00:13:35,042 Deal. 318 00:13:35,044 --> 00:13:38,946 Yeah, find some lamb's blood. 319 00:13:38,948 --> 00:13:40,982 Right, exactly. 320 00:13:40,984 --> 00:13:42,049 All right, good. 321 00:13:42,051 --> 00:13:43,951 Stay safe. 322 00:13:43,953 --> 00:13:45,820 [ Cellphone beeps ] All good? 323 00:13:45,822 --> 00:13:48,723 Yeah, it was Riley. He'll be fine. 324 00:13:48,725 --> 00:13:50,625 I don't know who Riley is, but cool. 325 00:13:50,627 --> 00:13:54,562 Children: Happy Halloween! 326 00:13:54,564 --> 00:13:56,564 So, seriously, what is your deal with Halloween? 327 00:13:56,566 --> 00:13:59,300 [ Sighs ] I don't like it. 328 00:13:59,302 --> 00:14:01,402 Yeah, but why don't you like it? Hmm? 329 00:14:01,404 --> 00:14:03,004 And don't give me that, like, 330 00:14:03,006 --> 00:14:06,040 "Oh, every day is Halloween for us" crap, okay? 331 00:14:06,042 --> 00:14:08,175 Because, one, it ain't. 332 00:14:08,177 --> 00:14:09,477 We don't eat that much candy. 333 00:14:09,479 --> 00:14:12,179 Two, you've had this hate on for years. 334 00:14:12,181 --> 00:14:15,049 So...? 335 00:14:15,051 --> 00:14:16,417 Mom's on the move. 336 00:14:25,328 --> 00:14:27,194 [ Car door opens, closes ] 337 00:14:27,196 --> 00:14:29,864 [ Engine starts ] 338 00:14:40,243 --> 00:14:43,344 All right, what about our guy? 339 00:14:43,346 --> 00:14:45,212 [ Sighs ] 340 00:14:45,214 --> 00:14:47,882 You know, I think I know why Stuart changed his story. 341 00:14:47,884 --> 00:14:50,284 Uh, the comments on his video are all pretty brutal. 342 00:14:50,286 --> 00:14:55,356 People are calling him a liar, a loser, "ThunderSpaz," 343 00:14:55,358 --> 00:14:59,193 Snarf's love child, Panthro's bi... 344 00:14:59,195 --> 00:15:01,562 - Rhymes with "itch"? - Yep. 345 00:15:01,564 --> 00:15:04,632 Got to love the Internet, where everyone can be a dick. 346 00:15:04,634 --> 00:15:06,300 [ Chuckles ] 347 00:15:06,302 --> 00:15:08,102 [ Groaning ] Help me! 348 00:15:08,104 --> 00:15:10,638 Help me! Help! 349 00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:12,406 [ Grunting ] 350 00:15:12,408 --> 00:15:15,376 ♪ ♪ 351 00:15:15,378 --> 00:15:18,079 [ Whimpering ] 352 00:15:18,081 --> 00:15:19,313 Stay with him. [ Pistol cocks ] 353 00:15:19,315 --> 00:15:21,248 Okay, uh... 354 00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:24,118 Hang in there. Hey, wait. We'll get you help. 355 00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:26,454 [ Groaning ] 356 00:15:26,456 --> 00:15:34,829 ♪ ♪ 357 00:15:34,831 --> 00:15:43,270 ♪ ♪ 358 00:15:43,272 --> 00:15:51,646 ♪ ♪ 359 00:15:51,648 --> 00:16:00,087 ♪ ♪ 360 00:16:00,089 --> 00:16:08,462 ♪ ♪ 361 00:16:08,464 --> 00:16:12,033 [ Chainsaw revs ] 362 00:16:12,035 --> 00:16:17,338 ♪ ♪ 363 00:16:17,340 --> 00:16:22,677 ♪ ♪ 364 00:16:24,633 --> 00:16:26,267 [ Siren wails in distance ] 365 00:16:26,269 --> 00:16:28,970 [ Indistinct talking over P.A. ] 366 00:16:28,972 --> 00:16:30,471 My poor baby. 367 00:16:30,473 --> 00:16:32,139 Yeah, it was touch and go there for a while, 368 00:16:32,141 --> 00:16:34,542 but, uh, doctors say he's gonna be all right. 369 00:16:34,544 --> 00:16:37,778 I'm just grateful you showed up. 370 00:16:37,780 --> 00:16:39,180 I... 371 00:16:39,182 --> 00:16:40,982 [ Sighs ] 372 00:16:40,984 --> 00:16:42,516 Thank you. 373 00:16:42,518 --> 00:16:45,353 You saved his life. 374 00:16:45,355 --> 00:16:47,622 Oh, I-I should run back home, 375 00:16:47,624 --> 00:16:49,991 get -- get Stewie his favorite pillow. 376 00:16:49,993 --> 00:16:51,692 Actually, you know what? Um... 377 00:16:51,694 --> 00:16:53,828 It's probably better if you just stay here. 378 00:16:53,830 --> 00:16:56,897 Yeah, just until he wakes up, you know? 379 00:16:56,899 --> 00:17:00,067 Yeah, of course. You're -- You're right. 380 00:17:00,069 --> 00:17:02,036 I'm just all flustered. 381 00:17:02,038 --> 00:17:04,405 It's okay. Everything's fine. 382 00:17:05,675 --> 00:17:07,341 Everything is not fine. 383 00:17:07,343 --> 00:17:09,010 Yeah. My first clue was the flying chainsaw. 384 00:17:09,012 --> 00:17:10,511 While you were waiting for the ambulance, 385 00:17:10,513 --> 00:17:12,013 I did a quick sweep for hex bags, nothing, 386 00:17:12,015 --> 00:17:14,582 but then I pulled out EMF, went freakin' crazy. 387 00:17:14,584 --> 00:17:16,651 - So it's a ghost. - Yeah. 388 00:17:16,653 --> 00:17:18,085 Hey, we got to figure out a way 389 00:17:18,087 --> 00:17:19,420 to keep mom here while we clear the house. 390 00:17:19,422 --> 00:17:21,022 You know, I don't get why a ghost would be 391 00:17:21,024 --> 00:17:22,256 gunning for Stuart. 392 00:17:22,258 --> 00:17:24,058 [ Scoffs ] Murder, grave robbery, 393 00:17:24,060 --> 00:17:25,493 stole his favorite Pokémon -- 394 00:17:25,495 --> 00:17:26,594 I mean, take your pick. 395 00:17:26,596 --> 00:17:27,828 Yeah. 396 00:17:27,830 --> 00:17:29,063 All right, you stay here with them. 397 00:17:29,065 --> 00:17:30,598 I'll go check the house, ask around, 398 00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:32,166 see if anybody -- - Got dead lately? 399 00:17:32,168 --> 00:17:34,702 - Yeah. - All right. 400 00:17:34,704 --> 00:17:37,405 Woman: GI Lab, 6-2-6-7. [ Telephone ring in distance ] 401 00:17:37,407 --> 00:17:44,845 ♪ ♪ 402 00:17:44,847 --> 00:17:52,286 ♪ ♪ 403 00:17:52,288 --> 00:17:55,022 [ Switch flicking ] 404 00:17:55,024 --> 00:17:58,359 ♪ ♪ 405 00:17:58,361 --> 00:18:00,428 [ Flashlight clicks ] 406 00:18:00,430 --> 00:18:09,036 ♪ ♪ 407 00:18:09,038 --> 00:18:17,645 ♪ ♪ 408 00:18:17,647 --> 00:18:20,314 [ Chuckles ] 409 00:18:20,316 --> 00:18:22,149 Nice, Sam. 410 00:18:22,151 --> 00:18:23,484 Smooth. 411 00:18:23,486 --> 00:18:25,152 [ Inhales deeply ] 412 00:18:25,154 --> 00:18:27,088 [ Sighs ] 413 00:18:28,558 --> 00:18:30,491 [ Warbling ] 414 00:18:32,929 --> 00:18:34,628 What the hell? 415 00:18:36,833 --> 00:18:38,999 [ Warbling stops ] 416 00:18:39,001 --> 00:18:45,106 ♪ ♪ 417 00:18:45,108 --> 00:18:51,178 ♪ ♪ 418 00:18:51,180 --> 00:18:54,115 Announcer: Now back to our feature. 419 00:18:54,117 --> 00:18:55,983 Viewer discretion is advised. 420 00:18:55,985 --> 00:18:57,818 Woman: Are you insane?! 421 00:18:57,820 --> 00:18:59,854 They will never understand that it was an accident. 422 00:18:59,856 --> 00:19:01,922 - Hey. - Hey. 423 00:19:01,924 --> 00:19:03,124 What are you doing here? 424 00:19:03,126 --> 00:19:05,159 Just keeping an eye on Stuart. 425 00:19:05,161 --> 00:19:08,295 He must have awesome insurance. 426 00:19:08,297 --> 00:19:09,964 Super-awesome. 427 00:19:09,966 --> 00:19:11,198 Yeah. 428 00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:13,300 [ Indistinct talking on TV ] 429 00:19:13,302 --> 00:19:14,502 Trick or treat? 430 00:19:18,508 --> 00:19:20,107 He's still out. 431 00:19:20,109 --> 00:19:21,709 Yeah, the nurse told me. 432 00:19:21,711 --> 00:19:23,377 Babs went out for a quick bite. 433 00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:25,546 Figured I'd stick around. 434 00:19:25,548 --> 00:19:27,815 I want to be here when he wakes up. 435 00:19:27,817 --> 00:19:30,050 He's kind of my best friend. 436 00:19:30,052 --> 00:19:32,953 Is that right? 437 00:19:32,955 --> 00:19:35,723 [ Sighs ] Look, I... 438 00:19:35,725 --> 00:19:40,361 I know Stuart has his stuff, but we all do. 439 00:19:40,363 --> 00:19:42,963 And me and my dad don't get along so great, 440 00:19:42,965 --> 00:19:46,333 and whenever we -- we really have it out, 441 00:19:46,335 --> 00:19:49,203 Stuart lets me crash at his place. 442 00:19:49,205 --> 00:19:50,838 No questions asked. 443 00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:54,875 We just eat pizza and watch movies. 444 00:19:54,877 --> 00:19:56,510 It's... 445 00:19:56,512 --> 00:19:59,647 Zen. 446 00:19:59,649 --> 00:20:01,515 Sounds like a good friend. 447 00:20:01,517 --> 00:20:04,185 Yeah, but now, when his mom called, 448 00:20:04,187 --> 00:20:07,588 said someone a-attacked him with a chainsaw? 449 00:20:07,590 --> 00:20:09,590 Looks like. 450 00:20:09,592 --> 00:20:11,892 Happy Halloween, huh? 451 00:20:11,894 --> 00:20:13,727 [ Woman screams ] 452 00:20:17,066 --> 00:20:18,732 [ Eerie music plays ] 453 00:20:18,734 --> 00:20:20,835 [ Breathing heavily ] 454 00:20:20,837 --> 00:20:22,703 Oh, I got to get out of here. 455 00:20:22,705 --> 00:20:25,239 Cool. "All Saints' Day Three." 456 00:20:25,241 --> 00:20:27,041 Totally... 457 00:20:27,043 --> 00:20:29,910 Both: Time to slice and dice! 458 00:20:29,912 --> 00:20:35,115 Like, [sighs] creeping me out to the max. 459 00:20:35,117 --> 00:20:36,383 [ Screams ] 460 00:20:36,385 --> 00:20:38,285 Hatchet Man: Trick or treat. 461 00:20:38,287 --> 00:20:41,956 Time to slice and dice. 462 00:20:41,958 --> 00:20:44,024 Never gets old. 463 00:20:44,026 --> 00:20:45,259 You know, a lot of people don't like this one, 464 00:20:45,261 --> 00:20:47,027 but it's actually my favorite. 465 00:20:47,029 --> 00:20:48,796 I mean, sure. 466 00:20:48,798 --> 00:20:50,631 There's no way a hospital would ever be that empty. 467 00:20:50,633 --> 00:20:52,800 but that's over-thinking it. - I don't know. 468 00:20:52,802 --> 00:20:54,268 I've been to a lot of hospitals at night. 469 00:20:54,270 --> 00:20:55,936 Trust me, they get pretty empty. 470 00:20:55,938 --> 00:20:57,738 Okay, so, "All Saints' Day Three" -- 471 00:20:57,740 --> 00:20:59,406 That's my top pick. What about you? 472 00:20:59,408 --> 00:21:03,143 I mean, I like Five, right -- 473 00:21:03,145 --> 00:21:04,712 "Search for David Yaeger"? 474 00:21:04,714 --> 00:21:06,080 'Cause it's weird, but it's bloody. 475 00:21:06,082 --> 00:21:06,981 - So bloody. - Yeah. 476 00:21:06,983 --> 00:21:08,115 In the best way. 477 00:21:08,117 --> 00:21:10,384 But, uh... 478 00:21:10,386 --> 00:21:11,986 I got to go with number four. 479 00:21:11,988 --> 00:21:13,220 - "Hatchet Man Lives"? - Yeah. 480 00:21:13,222 --> 00:21:15,756 Nice choice. 481 00:21:15,758 --> 00:21:18,792 "Killed in a prank gone wrong..." 482 00:21:18,794 --> 00:21:22,663 Both: "Mechanic David Yaeger comes back every year 483 00:21:22,665 --> 00:21:25,165 on the day after Halloween. 484 00:21:25,167 --> 00:21:29,003 On All Saints' Day, Hatchet Man takes his revenge!" 485 00:21:29,005 --> 00:21:30,971 [ Chuckles ] 486 00:21:30,973 --> 00:21:32,172 You really know your A.S.D. 487 00:21:32,174 --> 00:21:33,674 Yeah, well... 488 00:21:33,676 --> 00:21:35,976 growing up, it was, uh... 489 00:21:35,978 --> 00:21:38,746 It was always nice to check out once in a while. 490 00:21:38,748 --> 00:21:41,115 I like to watch movies 491 00:21:41,117 --> 00:21:43,250 where I know the bad guy's gonna lose. 492 00:21:43,252 --> 00:21:44,919 [ Eerie music plays ] 493 00:21:44,921 --> 00:21:46,420 Knock knock. 494 00:21:46,422 --> 00:21:48,722 Time to die. 495 00:21:53,029 --> 00:21:54,261 [ Bell jingles ] 496 00:21:54,263 --> 00:21:56,196 Oh, um, we're, um -- we're closing. 497 00:21:56,198 --> 00:21:57,831 [ Door closes ] Yeah, right. I-I just, uh... 498 00:21:57,833 --> 00:21:59,667 Sorry. I'm just here to, um... 499 00:21:59,669 --> 00:22:02,336 Did you hear about Stuart? 500 00:22:02,338 --> 00:22:04,271 Yeah, his mom told us what happened 501 00:22:04,273 --> 00:22:05,773 when she dropped off his keys. - Yeah. 502 00:22:05,775 --> 00:22:07,641 I mean, what happened to him, that's insane. 503 00:22:07,643 --> 00:22:10,644 Yeah, yeah, so -- so I actually have a few questions, um... 504 00:22:10,646 --> 00:22:12,813 and they might be a little different. 505 00:22:12,815 --> 00:22:16,016 - Different like... - Different like, uh... 506 00:22:16,018 --> 00:22:20,187 Has anyone close to Stuart died recently? 507 00:22:20,189 --> 00:22:22,056 You're an insurance dude, right? 508 00:22:22,058 --> 00:22:24,224 Yeah, yeah, and -- and we wouldn't normally 509 00:22:24,226 --> 00:22:25,559 ask these kinds of questions, 510 00:22:25,561 --> 00:22:27,494 but it's a special circumstance, and... 511 00:22:27,496 --> 00:22:29,830 Well, I mean... 512 00:22:29,832 --> 00:22:31,632 Jordan. 513 00:22:31,634 --> 00:22:32,833 Jordan? 514 00:22:32,835 --> 00:22:34,969 Yeah, he owned the store. 515 00:22:34,971 --> 00:22:36,904 He taught Stuart, Dirk, and I 516 00:22:36,906 --> 00:22:39,373 everything we know about comics and games. 517 00:22:39,375 --> 00:22:42,076 He was like our own personal Willy Wonka. 518 00:22:42,078 --> 00:22:43,410 Huh. 519 00:22:43,412 --> 00:22:45,846 Sounds like a great guy. 520 00:22:45,848 --> 00:22:48,549 He was. 521 00:22:48,551 --> 00:22:50,150 Cancer sucks, you know? 522 00:22:50,152 --> 00:22:52,186 Yeah. 523 00:22:52,188 --> 00:22:55,489 So, who owns the place now? 524 00:22:55,491 --> 00:22:57,424 Me and Dirk. 525 00:22:57,426 --> 00:22:58,692 Jordan left it to us. 526 00:22:58,694 --> 00:23:01,095 But not Stuart? 527 00:23:01,097 --> 00:23:04,565 Stuart worked here, but Jordan fired him twice. 528 00:23:04,567 --> 00:23:06,100 He kept catching Stuart stealing, 529 00:23:06,102 --> 00:23:07,334 and to Jordan, 530 00:23:07,336 --> 00:23:09,370 this place was his life, you know? 531 00:23:09,372 --> 00:23:11,905 And you hired Stuart back? 532 00:23:11,907 --> 00:23:14,108 He's my friend. 533 00:23:16,045 --> 00:23:18,012 Right. 534 00:23:18,014 --> 00:23:20,381 Okay, uh... Where is Jordan buried? 535 00:23:20,383 --> 00:23:22,916 Nowhere. He was cremated. 536 00:23:22,918 --> 00:23:26,086 ♪ ♪ 537 00:23:26,088 --> 00:23:27,888 Oh, um, right. 538 00:23:27,890 --> 00:23:31,091 Sure, uh, excuse me. I just have to, uh... 539 00:23:31,093 --> 00:23:32,726 What's that? 540 00:23:32,728 --> 00:23:35,229 [ Warbling ] 541 00:23:35,231 --> 00:23:36,563 Nothing. 542 00:23:36,565 --> 00:23:40,567 It's a, um... carbon monoxide detector. 543 00:23:40,569 --> 00:23:42,870 Wh-- Is that -- Is that bad? 544 00:23:42,872 --> 00:23:45,072 Yeah, yep. 545 00:23:45,074 --> 00:23:47,241 Pretty bad. Um... 546 00:23:47,243 --> 00:23:49,610 You know what? Uh, you should leave now. 547 00:23:49,759 --> 00:23:51,168 - What? No. - Okay, listen to me. 548 00:23:51,178 --> 00:23:53,144 This is weird, but I think you're in danger -- 549 00:23:53,146 --> 00:23:54,746 [ Footsteps approach ] 550 00:23:54,748 --> 00:23:58,717 ♪ ♪ 551 00:23:58,719 --> 00:23:59,719 [ Screams ] 552 00:24:01,906 --> 00:24:04,741 [ Inhales sharply ] 553 00:24:04,743 --> 00:24:06,643 [ Gasps ] 554 00:24:06,645 --> 00:24:11,848 ♪ ♪ 555 00:24:11,850 --> 00:24:13,517 Samantha? 556 00:24:13,519 --> 00:24:17,053 ♪ ♪ 557 00:24:17,055 --> 00:24:18,722 Samantha! 558 00:24:18,724 --> 00:24:22,692 [ Samantha whimpers ] 559 00:24:22,694 --> 00:24:23,827 Hey! 560 00:24:23,829 --> 00:24:26,396 Hey, are you okay? 561 00:24:26,398 --> 00:24:27,531 No? 562 00:24:27,533 --> 00:24:29,232 What just happened? 563 00:24:29,234 --> 00:24:30,534 I think, uh... 564 00:24:30,536 --> 00:24:32,102 I think a ghost -- 565 00:24:32,104 --> 00:24:33,370 A ghost? 566 00:24:33,372 --> 00:24:35,505 Yes, um... All right. Listen to me. 567 00:24:35,507 --> 00:24:38,508 Ghosts are real, and they can possess things -- 568 00:24:38,510 --> 00:24:40,677 uh, people, toys, chainsaws, 569 00:24:40,679 --> 00:24:42,179 and, apparently, life-size figurines. 570 00:24:42,181 --> 00:24:44,881 You are not from an insurance company, are you? 571 00:24:44,883 --> 00:24:47,083 N-Not exactly. 572 00:24:47,085 --> 00:24:49,186 Listen, I-I-I'm not sure, 573 00:24:49,188 --> 00:24:52,122 but I think the ghost of Jordan is trying to kill Stuart. 574 00:24:52,124 --> 00:24:53,423 Wait, what? 575 00:24:53,425 --> 00:24:54,891 Did he hurt you? 576 00:24:54,893 --> 00:24:56,393 No, he just -- 577 00:24:56,395 --> 00:24:59,296 He shoved me out of the way, and then he bolted. 578 00:24:59,298 --> 00:25:00,931 It's locked. 579 00:25:00,933 --> 00:25:03,266 Where are the keys? 580 00:25:03,268 --> 00:25:04,968 Hatchet Man or whatever took them. 581 00:25:04,970 --> 00:25:06,303 - You sure? -I -- 582 00:25:06,305 --> 00:25:08,138 I was pretty busy screaming, 583 00:25:08,140 --> 00:25:10,073 but, yeah, I'm sure. 584 00:25:10,075 --> 00:25:11,441 Is this expensive? 585 00:25:11,443 --> 00:25:12,642 What? 586 00:25:12,644 --> 00:25:14,211 - No, don't! - Eugh! 587 00:25:14,213 --> 00:25:16,146 [ Thud ] 588 00:25:16,148 --> 00:25:17,948 Yeah, it's shatter-proof glass. 589 00:25:17,950 --> 00:25:21,985 Jordan's pretty serious about thieves. 590 00:25:21,987 --> 00:25:24,921 [ Indistinct shouting on TV ] 591 00:25:24,923 --> 00:25:27,991 The aerobics instructor in the giant mixer. 592 00:25:27,993 --> 00:25:29,493 Right, and then the kids the next morning are 593 00:25:29,495 --> 00:25:30,994 at the rec center, they're all eating breakfast, 594 00:25:30,996 --> 00:25:32,829 and the one finds a tooth with all the stringy bits 595 00:25:32,831 --> 00:25:33,730 still hooked onto it. 596 00:25:33,732 --> 00:25:34,898 Oh, come on. 597 00:25:34,900 --> 00:25:36,233 I mean, forget Freddy and Jason. 598 00:25:36,235 --> 00:25:38,068 That's top-10 horror-movie kill right there. 599 00:25:38,070 --> 00:25:39,469 Top-five, even. 600 00:25:39,471 --> 00:25:41,438 Oh, and then, the jock guy's face 601 00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:43,507 when Hatchet Man shoves it into the engine fan of that truck 602 00:25:43,509 --> 00:25:45,775 and it just, like... bbl-bbl-bbl-bbl-bbl-bbl... 603 00:25:45,777 --> 00:25:47,978 [ Imitates explosion ] 604 00:25:47,980 --> 00:25:50,614 Did you know that they made the brain splatter 605 00:25:50,616 --> 00:25:52,315 with saltwater taffy? 606 00:25:52,317 --> 00:25:53,783 I did not know that. Yeah. 607 00:25:53,785 --> 00:25:56,820 That's pretty cool. [ Cellphone rings ] 608 00:25:56,822 --> 00:25:58,989 Excuse me. 609 00:25:58,991 --> 00:26:01,591 [ Cellphone beeps ] 610 00:26:01,593 --> 00:26:02,826 Yeah, what's up, Sam? 611 00:26:02,828 --> 00:26:04,361 We were right. It's a ghost. 612 00:26:04,363 --> 00:26:05,962 Guy's name was Jordan MacNeel. 613 00:26:05,964 --> 00:26:07,330 He used to own the comic shop. 614 00:26:07,332 --> 00:26:09,165 All right, so we going to a graveyard or what? 615 00:26:09,167 --> 00:26:10,967 No, no, no. He was cremated. 616 00:26:10,969 --> 00:26:12,636 And, um... 617 00:26:12,638 --> 00:26:14,371 And what? 618 00:26:14,373 --> 00:26:16,940 So, he possessed the David Yaeger figure at the shop, 619 00:26:16,942 --> 00:26:18,441 and I think he's coming for Stuart. 620 00:26:18,443 --> 00:26:20,010 Wait, wait, wait -- Are you telling me that -- 621 00:26:20,012 --> 00:26:23,146 that Hatchet Man David Yaeger is coming here? 622 00:26:23,148 --> 00:26:25,215 Uh, I mean, not -- not literally, but... 623 00:26:25,217 --> 00:26:29,653 Hatchet Man is coming here? 624 00:26:29,655 --> 00:26:31,321 [ Chuckles ] 625 00:26:31,323 --> 00:26:34,658 Hatchet Man: Trick or treat. 626 00:26:34,660 --> 00:26:40,964 ♪ ♪ 627 00:26:40,966 --> 00:26:47,304 ♪ ♪ 628 00:26:47,306 --> 00:26:48,972 Hey, hey. Look at that. 629 00:26:48,974 --> 00:26:51,408 Hey, man! 630 00:26:51,410 --> 00:26:53,043 Whoo! [ Chuckles ] 631 00:26:53,045 --> 00:26:55,745 David Yaeger! 632 00:26:55,747 --> 00:26:57,747 Killer costume! 633 00:26:57,749 --> 00:27:02,752 Come on, let's go. Hey, trick or treat! 634 00:27:04,756 --> 00:27:06,323 If ghosts are real, does that mean vampires? 635 00:27:06,325 --> 00:27:07,190 Yep. 636 00:27:07,192 --> 00:27:08,592 - Witches? - Uh-huh. 637 00:27:08,594 --> 00:27:09,926 Werewolves? 638 00:27:09,928 --> 00:27:12,729 Unless it's Godzilla, it's real. 639 00:27:12,731 --> 00:27:14,097 All right. Get in. 640 00:27:14,099 --> 00:27:15,699 But -- Now! 641 00:27:15,701 --> 00:27:17,000 Now, listen to me. 642 00:27:17,002 --> 00:27:18,435 Ghosts can't cross the salt line, okay? 643 00:27:18,437 --> 00:27:19,769 So whatever you hear, whatever you see, 644 00:27:19,771 --> 00:27:22,372 whatever happens, stay inside. 645 00:27:22,374 --> 00:27:24,441 Capiche? 646 00:27:24,443 --> 00:27:28,578 ♪ ♪ 647 00:27:28,580 --> 00:27:30,680 What I don't get is, 648 00:27:30,682 --> 00:27:33,516 why is Jordan going after Stuart now? 649 00:27:33,518 --> 00:27:35,452 It doesn't make any sense. 650 00:27:35,454 --> 00:27:37,621 Stuart's been stealing. 651 00:27:37,623 --> 00:27:39,623 - What? - I mean, not cash, 652 00:27:39,625 --> 00:27:41,458 just stuff that he thought was cool. 653 00:27:41,460 --> 00:27:43,393 And Stuart doesn't have good impulse control. 654 00:27:43,395 --> 00:27:44,894 I've been taking money out of his checks 655 00:27:44,896 --> 00:27:46,429 to make up for it, but I guess... 656 00:27:46,431 --> 00:27:48,365 a ghost wouldn't know that. 657 00:27:48,367 --> 00:27:49,599 Yeah, guess not. 658 00:27:49,601 --> 00:27:50,734 [ Grunts ] 659 00:27:50,736 --> 00:27:52,135 Oh, come on. 660 00:27:52,137 --> 00:27:53,536 Damn it. 661 00:27:53,538 --> 00:27:55,071 Yeah. It's a hardcore lock. 662 00:27:55,073 --> 00:27:56,406 All right. We got to get out of here. 663 00:27:56,408 --> 00:27:59,242 Okay, how? 664 00:27:59,244 --> 00:28:00,710 Do you have cleaning supplies? 665 00:28:00,712 --> 00:28:03,446 [ Monitor beeping rhythmically ] 666 00:28:07,653 --> 00:28:11,821 [ Shivers ] 667 00:28:11,823 --> 00:28:14,958 What the... 668 00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:16,993 [ Electricity crackles ] [ Whimpers ] 669 00:28:16,995 --> 00:28:18,995 [ White noise plays ] Aaah! 670 00:28:18,997 --> 00:28:26,136 ♪ ♪ 671 00:28:26,138 --> 00:28:28,104 Help! 672 00:28:28,106 --> 00:28:30,106 What's happening? 673 00:28:30,108 --> 00:28:32,175 I got to get out of here! 674 00:28:32,177 --> 00:28:42,118 ♪ ♪ 675 00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:52,028 ♪ ♪ 676 00:28:52,030 --> 00:28:54,130 [ Screams ] 677 00:28:54,132 --> 00:28:57,333 ♪ ♪ 678 00:28:57,335 --> 00:28:58,935 Hey! 679 00:28:58,937 --> 00:29:01,171 Jordan, I -- 680 00:29:01,173 --> 00:29:03,339 I know you're trying to kill Stuart, 681 00:29:03,341 --> 00:29:05,175 but he's my friend. 682 00:29:05,177 --> 00:29:07,677 He's our friend. 683 00:29:07,679 --> 00:29:09,846 So if you want to do this, 684 00:29:09,848 --> 00:29:11,314 you're gonna have to go through me! 685 00:29:11,316 --> 00:29:18,955 ♪ ♪ 686 00:29:18,957 --> 00:29:21,725 Oh, crap. 687 00:29:21,727 --> 00:29:25,695 Woman: Hey, Phil. Hey, where are you? 688 00:29:25,697 --> 00:29:28,231 [ Chuckles ] Come on. 689 00:29:28,233 --> 00:29:33,269 [ Eerie music plays ] 690 00:29:33,271 --> 00:29:35,071 [ Screams ] 691 00:29:35,073 --> 00:29:36,005 Oh, no. 692 00:29:36,007 --> 00:29:37,340 Run. Run, girl. 693 00:29:37,342 --> 00:29:38,975 [ Screams ] 694 00:29:38,977 --> 00:29:41,811 I like it when they run. 695 00:29:41,813 --> 00:29:43,179 Now, you see that? You see that? 696 00:29:43,181 --> 00:29:45,048 That's...[Chuckles] my favorite part. 697 00:29:45,050 --> 00:29:46,382 [ Breathing heavily ] 698 00:29:46,384 --> 00:29:49,719 ♪ ♪ 699 00:29:49,721 --> 00:29:53,089 Woman: Stop! Leave me alone! 700 00:29:53,091 --> 00:29:54,724 [ Screams ] 701 00:29:54,726 --> 00:29:57,927 Enough talking. More killing. 702 00:29:57,929 --> 00:29:59,662 You kidding me? Are you kidding me? 703 00:29:59,664 --> 00:30:00,830 Ooh. Right? 704 00:30:00,832 --> 00:30:03,233 - She is so slow. - Come on, man. 705 00:30:03,235 --> 00:30:05,235 Somebody come and help me please! 706 00:30:05,237 --> 00:30:07,437 [ Screams ] 707 00:30:07,439 --> 00:30:10,173 Where is everybody? [ Screams ] 708 00:30:10,175 --> 00:30:12,008 Ooh! Run, girl! Run! 709 00:30:12,010 --> 00:30:14,210 Mm! 710 00:30:14,212 --> 00:30:16,212 You got to run, girl. Come on, man. 711 00:30:16,214 --> 00:30:17,714 My grandmother runs faster than you. 712 00:30:17,716 --> 00:30:19,549 Help! Somebody! 713 00:30:19,551 --> 00:30:21,751 Anybody help me! 714 00:30:21,753 --> 00:30:23,419 [ Breathing heavily ] 715 00:30:23,421 --> 00:30:26,122 ♪ ♪ 716 00:30:26,124 --> 00:30:27,457 Where is everybody?! 717 00:30:27,459 --> 00:30:29,726 [ Breathing heavily ] 718 00:30:29,728 --> 00:30:32,796 ♪ ♪ 719 00:30:32,798 --> 00:30:33,963 Oh, God. 720 00:30:33,965 --> 00:30:37,567 Oh, God. Jordan, please! 721 00:30:37,569 --> 00:30:41,204 You're dead! 722 00:30:41,206 --> 00:30:42,872 Get away from me! [ Elevator bell dings ] 723 00:30:42,874 --> 00:30:44,440 We killed you. You're dead! 724 00:30:44,442 --> 00:30:48,444 We all do bad things sometimes. 725 00:30:48,446 --> 00:30:49,946 Press that button. Press that button. 726 00:30:49,948 --> 00:30:52,115 He would never catch me, tell you that much. 727 00:30:52,117 --> 00:30:55,385 ♪ ♪ 728 00:30:55,387 --> 00:30:56,986 No, this can't be happening. 729 00:30:56,988 --> 00:30:58,755 ♪ ♪ 730 00:30:58,757 --> 00:31:00,723 No. No! 731 00:31:00,725 --> 00:31:04,327 You can't run from Hatchet Man. 732 00:31:04,329 --> 00:31:06,930 This isn't... ...real! 733 00:31:06,932 --> 00:31:08,331 [ Buttons clicking ] 734 00:31:08,333 --> 00:31:09,232 [ Woman screams ] 735 00:31:09,234 --> 00:31:11,534 [ Both gasp ] 736 00:31:13,004 --> 00:31:14,437 All right. 737 00:31:14,439 --> 00:31:16,406 Pretty sure this will work. 738 00:31:16,408 --> 00:31:18,408 Where did you learn how to do this? 739 00:31:18,410 --> 00:31:21,344 I had a messed-up childhood. 740 00:31:21,346 --> 00:31:23,012 Okay. 741 00:31:23,014 --> 00:31:25,782 Here goes. 742 00:31:25,784 --> 00:31:28,651 Yep, all right. Uh, get back. 743 00:31:28,653 --> 00:31:31,621 [ Fizzing ] 744 00:31:37,095 --> 00:31:38,528 Get down. 745 00:31:45,871 --> 00:31:48,872 - Cool. - Cool. 746 00:31:48,874 --> 00:31:55,879 ♪ ♪ 747 00:31:55,881 --> 00:32:02,952 ♪ ♪ 748 00:32:02,954 --> 00:32:04,954 [ Gasps ] Told you to stay put. 749 00:32:04,956 --> 00:32:07,523 You don't -- He's here. 750 00:32:07,525 --> 00:32:08,858 Where? 751 00:32:08,860 --> 00:32:11,694 ♪ ♪ 752 00:32:11,696 --> 00:32:14,197 [ Button clicks ] Time to slice and dice. 753 00:32:14,199 --> 00:32:17,100 Oh, hell. 754 00:32:20,071 --> 00:32:25,508 ♪ ♪ 755 00:32:25,510 --> 00:32:29,512 David Yaeger was an honest man making an honest living, 756 00:32:29,514 --> 00:32:33,049 until one night, when a practical joke... 757 00:32:33,051 --> 00:32:35,852 turned deadly. 758 00:32:35,854 --> 00:32:38,187 Man: One day, we're gonna have to answer 759 00:32:38,189 --> 00:32:40,256 for the things we did that night. 760 00:32:40,258 --> 00:32:43,259 Woman: It was just a prank. 761 00:32:43,261 --> 00:32:45,862 ♪ ♪ 762 00:32:45,864 --> 00:32:49,832 Now, David Yaeger is back with his faithful hatchet 763 00:32:49,834 --> 00:32:53,236 to get revenge on those who took his life. 764 00:32:53,238 --> 00:32:55,538 [ Screams ] 765 00:32:55,540 --> 00:32:57,840 If the people responsible for his death 766 00:32:57,842 --> 00:32:59,776 weren't torn up about it... 767 00:32:59,778 --> 00:33:00,843 they're going to be. 768 00:33:00,845 --> 00:33:02,245 [ Screams ] 769 00:33:02,247 --> 00:33:04,714 Time to slice and dice. 770 00:33:04,716 --> 00:33:07,216 In this dark, quiet hospital, 771 00:33:07,218 --> 00:33:10,053 they can run, they can hide... 772 00:33:10,055 --> 00:33:11,854 We killed you. You're dead! 773 00:33:11,856 --> 00:33:14,524 ...but there's no escaping the Hatchet Man. 774 00:33:14,526 --> 00:33:15,959 Trick or treat. 775 00:33:15,961 --> 00:33:18,761 No, this can't be happening. 776 00:33:18,763 --> 00:33:22,532 We all do bad things sometimes. 777 00:33:22,534 --> 00:33:25,601 "All Saints' Day III: The Reckoning," 778 00:33:25,603 --> 00:33:27,637 coming soon to a theater near you. 779 00:33:27,639 --> 00:33:29,238 Pray for survival. 780 00:33:32,509 --> 00:33:34,175 All right, look, man. 781 00:33:34,177 --> 00:33:36,678 I know once you go Casper, things can be a little -- 782 00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:38,446 well, a lot crazy. 783 00:33:38,448 --> 00:33:40,982 The way I see it, you got two options. 784 00:33:40,984 --> 00:33:44,285 One, you let this go, and you walk into the light. 785 00:33:44,287 --> 00:33:46,254 Or, two... 786 00:33:46,256 --> 00:33:47,588 I send you there. 787 00:33:47,590 --> 00:33:50,591 ♪ ♪ 788 00:33:50,593 --> 00:33:53,761 [ Button clicks ] Time to slice and dice. 789 00:33:53,763 --> 00:33:55,596 I was kind of hoping you'd say that. 790 00:33:55,598 --> 00:34:01,369 ♪ ♪ 791 00:34:01,371 --> 00:34:07,175 ♪ ♪ 792 00:34:07,177 --> 00:34:08,509 Stay back! I got this. 793 00:34:08,511 --> 00:34:13,548 ♪ ♪ 794 00:34:13,550 --> 00:34:18,619 ♪ ♪ 795 00:34:18,621 --> 00:34:20,188 [ Elevator dings ] 796 00:34:20,190 --> 00:34:22,023 Problem is, the ghost is always tied to an object. 797 00:34:22,025 --> 00:34:24,058 Right? Its bones, something that meant a lot to it in life. 798 00:34:24,060 --> 00:34:25,793 Whatever that thing is, the ghost is usually 799 00:34:25,795 --> 00:34:27,328 stuck there, but Jordan, he's been all over -- 800 00:34:27,330 --> 00:34:28,796 the shop, Stuart's house, 801 00:34:28,798 --> 00:34:30,631 so how's he moving around? - The key chain. 802 00:34:30,633 --> 00:34:32,300 - What? - It was Jordan's 803 00:34:32,302 --> 00:34:34,035 and then Stuart closed up the night he got attacked 804 00:34:34,037 --> 00:34:35,570 and he brought the shop keys home 805 00:34:35,572 --> 00:34:37,071 and then his mom brought them back after. 806 00:34:37,073 --> 00:34:39,707 I mean, could that -- Does that make sense? 807 00:34:41,244 --> 00:34:42,977 Yeah. It does. 808 00:34:42,979 --> 00:34:44,345 Come on. 809 00:34:44,347 --> 00:34:52,520 ♪ ♪ 810 00:34:52,522 --> 00:34:56,691 [ Button clicks ] We all do bad things sometimes. 811 00:34:56,693 --> 00:35:04,599 ♪ ♪ 812 00:35:04,601 --> 00:35:05,600 [ Knife clatters ] 813 00:35:05,602 --> 00:35:07,001 I -- 814 00:35:07,003 --> 00:35:08,036 Sorry? 815 00:35:08,038 --> 00:35:17,045 ♪ ♪ 816 00:35:17,047 --> 00:35:18,713 [ Dean gags ] 817 00:35:18,715 --> 00:35:20,915 ♪ ♪ 818 00:35:20,917 --> 00:35:22,283 Dean! Key chain! 819 00:35:22,285 --> 00:35:27,955 ♪ ♪ 820 00:35:27,957 --> 00:35:33,594 ♪ ♪ 821 00:35:33,596 --> 00:35:35,763 Sam: Come on, come on, come on. 822 00:35:35,765 --> 00:35:37,298 Here. Here. Use this. 823 00:35:37,300 --> 00:35:40,201 Dean: [ Strained ] Ugh! It's really sunk in deep! 824 00:35:40,203 --> 00:35:41,536 Hurry up! 825 00:35:41,538 --> 00:35:46,941 ♪ ♪ 826 00:35:46,943 --> 00:35:52,313 ♪ ♪ 827 00:35:52,315 --> 00:35:57,752 ♪ ♪ 828 00:35:57,754 --> 00:36:01,722 [ Wails ] 829 00:36:01,724 --> 00:36:05,960 ♪ ♪ 830 00:36:05,962 --> 00:36:09,730 Time to slice [distorted] and Di... 831 00:36:09,732 --> 00:36:12,834 ♪ ♪ 832 00:36:19,367 --> 00:36:22,134 Is it really over? Just like that? 833 00:36:22,674 --> 00:36:24,932 "Just like that"? 834 00:36:24,933 --> 00:36:26,266 Yeah, you're -- 835 00:36:26,268 --> 00:36:28,201 You're all safe now, even Stuart. 836 00:36:30,305 --> 00:36:33,039 And Jordan, is -- is he... 837 00:36:33,041 --> 00:36:34,674 He's in a better place. 838 00:36:34,676 --> 00:36:42,982 ♪ ♪ 839 00:36:42,984 --> 00:36:51,291 ♪ ♪ 840 00:36:51,293 --> 00:36:52,325 Thanks, man. 841 00:36:52,327 --> 00:36:55,495 Hmm? 842 00:36:55,497 --> 00:36:56,863 You, uh... You got me out here 843 00:36:56,865 --> 00:36:58,832 'cause you needed to get me out of my funk 844 00:36:58,834 --> 00:37:01,634 and get me a win, and you did. 845 00:37:01,636 --> 00:37:03,570 So... 846 00:37:03,572 --> 00:37:05,038 thanks. 847 00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:06,906 I got to admit, 848 00:37:06,908 --> 00:37:08,559 it didn't go exactly like I thought it would. 849 00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:10,710 Hey, man. I just went toe-to-toe with David freakin' Yaeger. 850 00:37:10,712 --> 00:37:12,245 [ Chuckling ] That was awesome. 851 00:37:12,247 --> 00:37:14,480 Yeah, it wasn't really -- Don't ruin this for me. 852 00:37:14,482 --> 00:37:18,084 [ Chuckles ] 853 00:37:18,086 --> 00:37:21,888 Hey, Dean... 854 00:37:21,890 --> 00:37:24,224 when we get back to the bunker, man, 855 00:37:24,226 --> 00:37:26,159 you got to stop hiding out in your room. 856 00:37:26,161 --> 00:37:27,327 I'm not hiding out. 857 00:37:27,329 --> 00:37:28,394 And I get why you're doing it. 858 00:37:28,396 --> 00:37:30,597 I-I do. 859 00:37:30,599 --> 00:37:32,765 But... 860 00:37:32,767 --> 00:37:36,102 what happened with Michael... 861 00:37:36,104 --> 00:37:39,873 You said yes for me, for Jack, for your family. 862 00:37:39,875 --> 00:37:41,074 You did the right thing. 863 00:37:41,076 --> 00:37:42,375 What happened after, 864 00:37:42,377 --> 00:37:44,010 just because Michael was wearing your face, 865 00:37:44,012 --> 00:37:46,279 doesn't mean any of this is on you. 866 00:37:46,281 --> 00:37:48,748 I don't blame you. No one blames you. 867 00:37:48,750 --> 00:37:51,184 You got to try and stop blaming yourself, 868 00:37:51,186 --> 00:37:52,919 please. 869 00:37:52,921 --> 00:37:55,054 I'm never gonna get over it, okay? 870 00:37:55,056 --> 00:37:57,223 I'm just not. 871 00:37:57,225 --> 00:38:00,059 But you're right -- 872 00:38:00,061 --> 00:38:01,427 I'm not doing anybody any good 873 00:38:01,429 --> 00:38:02,762 by just staying couped up in my room, 874 00:38:02,764 --> 00:38:09,235 so...whatever you need, I'm there. 875 00:38:09,237 --> 00:38:11,938 All right, chief? 876 00:38:11,940 --> 00:38:13,539 [ Chuckles ] 877 00:38:13,541 --> 00:38:15,541 [ Watch beeps ] 878 00:38:15,543 --> 00:38:16,809 All right. Well, that is it. 879 00:38:16,811 --> 00:38:18,611 Halloween is officially over. 880 00:38:18,613 --> 00:38:20,046 [ Chuckles ] Good. 881 00:38:20,048 --> 00:38:21,648 Okay, seriously, why? 882 00:38:21,650 --> 00:38:23,950 Why do you hate Halloween? What is it? 883 00:38:23,952 --> 00:38:26,085 Was it the time that I -- I ate all your Halloween candy? 884 00:38:26,087 --> 00:38:27,553 - No. - Was it something Dad did? 885 00:38:27,555 --> 00:38:29,455 No, dude, you don't want to know. 886 00:38:29,457 --> 00:38:32,525 No, I really do. Really. 887 00:38:35,063 --> 00:38:36,562 What? 888 00:38:36,564 --> 00:38:37,597 [ Scoffs ] 889 00:38:37,599 --> 00:38:39,899 All right. 890 00:38:39,901 --> 00:38:41,501 Remember Andrea Howell? 891 00:38:44,406 --> 00:38:45,905 No. 892 00:38:45,907 --> 00:38:48,474 When I was in sixth grade, we were living in Bismark. 893 00:38:48,476 --> 00:38:49,909 I had a huge crush on her. 894 00:38:49,911 --> 00:38:51,577 Aww, that's adorable. 895 00:38:51,579 --> 00:38:52,946 Continue. 896 00:38:52,948 --> 00:38:55,982 So, she invited me to her Halloween party. 897 00:38:55,984 --> 00:38:57,350 I said yes, and I-I went over, 898 00:38:57,352 --> 00:39:03,156 and at first, everything was great, um... 899 00:39:03,158 --> 00:39:05,291 And then we started to play games. 900 00:39:05,293 --> 00:39:06,859 Spin the bottle? 901 00:39:06,861 --> 00:39:09,295 B-Bobbing for apples. 902 00:39:12,701 --> 00:39:15,201 Like I said, I had a crush, 903 00:39:15,203 --> 00:39:19,172 so the entire night, my stomach was in knots, 904 00:39:19,174 --> 00:39:23,176 and when it was my turn, I-I bent down, and... 905 00:39:23,178 --> 00:39:24,510 No. 906 00:39:24,512 --> 00:39:26,612 ...hurled. [ Retches ] 907 00:39:26,614 --> 00:39:28,214 Everywhere. 908 00:39:28,216 --> 00:39:30,950 Lunch, dinner, it all came up -- 909 00:39:30,952 --> 00:39:32,986 on Andrea, mostly. 910 00:39:32,988 --> 00:39:35,655 Uh, people ran and screamed, 911 00:39:35,657 --> 00:39:39,459 and it was so bad. 912 00:39:39,461 --> 00:39:41,160 That's great. 913 00:39:41,162 --> 00:39:43,730 I ended up hiding out in the woods 914 00:39:43,732 --> 00:39:45,565 until you finally came and got me. 915 00:39:45,567 --> 00:39:48,134 So that's why you hate Halloween. 916 00:39:48,136 --> 00:39:49,836 - Yeah. - Oh, come on, man. 917 00:39:49,838 --> 00:39:51,504 You got to get over that. That's -- I mean... 918 00:39:51,506 --> 00:39:52,972 All right. This is what we're gonna do. 919 00:39:52,974 --> 00:39:56,242 Next year, we're doing Halloween right, okay? 920 00:39:56,244 --> 00:39:59,579 I'm thinking matching outfits like, uh... 921 00:39:59,581 --> 00:40:01,080 Batman and Robin. 922 00:40:01,082 --> 00:40:02,882 No. 923 00:40:02,884 --> 00:40:04,317 - Bert and Ernie. - No. 924 00:40:04,319 --> 00:40:05,685 - That's weird. - Yes. 925 00:40:05,687 --> 00:40:06,753 Uh... 926 00:40:06,755 --> 00:40:07,754 Rocky and Bullwinkle. 927 00:40:07,756 --> 00:40:08,688 Dean... 928 00:40:08,690 --> 00:40:09,856 Shaggy and Scooby. 929 00:40:09,858 --> 00:40:11,024 Why would we... 930 00:40:11,026 --> 00:40:12,392 Turner and Hooch. [ Scoffs ] 931 00:40:12,394 --> 00:40:14,027 Ren and Stimpy. 932 00:40:14,029 --> 00:40:16,496 Come on, now. 933 00:40:16,498 --> 00:40:18,097 - Thelma and Louise. - Thelma and -- 934 00:40:18,099 --> 00:40:22,668 We just put it in drive and go. 935 00:40:22,670 --> 00:40:24,570 [ Engine revs ] 936 00:40:28,510 --> 00:40:30,810 [ Light bulb buzzes ] 937 00:40:33,281 --> 00:40:35,381 [ Electricity crackles ] 938 00:40:35,383 --> 00:40:45,124 ♪ ♪ 939 00:40:45,126 --> 00:40:54,867 ♪ ♪ 940 00:40:54,869 --> 00:40:56,702 What the... 941 00:40:56,704 --> 00:40:59,572 Trick or treat. 942 00:40:59,574 --> 00:41:03,743 [ Laughs maniacally ] 943 00:41:03,745 --> 00:41:10,483 ♪ ♪ 944 00:41:11,424 --> 00:41:18,424 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man 63223

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