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♪ One for the money
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♪ Two for the show
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♪ Three to get ready
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♪ And go
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(LAUGHTER)
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♪ Okay
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♪ One for the money,
two for the show ♪
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♪ Three to get ready,
four for the dough ♪
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♪ One of the money,
two for the show ♪
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♪ Three to get ready,
now here we go ♪
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♪ Get get get back
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♪ Get g-g-g-get back
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(LAUGHTER)
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♪ Live it up now, live it up now ♪
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♪ Live it up now
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♪ Yeah yeah yeah ♪ Oh
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♪ Yeah yeah yeah ♪ Oh
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(LAUGHING)
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All right, he's right
in front of you.
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Straight ahead.
Straight ahead.
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Straight ahead.
(BELL RINGS)
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Straight ahead.
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ALL: Ohh!
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(LAUGHING)
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♪ Unh unh unh unh
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♪ Co-co-come on
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♪ Have a good time
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Morning, sweetie.
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How did you sleep?
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Not good.
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Tossed and turned a lot.
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Okay, I've gotta say this.
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You've been acting really
weird the last several days.
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Like, really nervous and on edge,
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so I'm thinking
either you're having
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second thoughts about
getting married,
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or there's a problem at work
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you're not telling me about,
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or, I don't know, maybe
there's someone else?
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Babe, come on, don't be ridiculous.
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Okay, well, but there's something.
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Because you've been like
this big sack of nerves
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that's all twitchy and jumpy.
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Honey,
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I'm fine.
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(LAUGHS) Okay?
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Fuck!
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Fuck you, cereal!
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Fuck you, cereal!
Fuck you, milk!
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Fuck you guys toge...
Fuck!
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Fuck! You
fucking piece of...
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Fuck! Shit!
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Fuck!
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In the face!
Fuck!
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Good afternoon, sir, hi.
My name is Luke Gordon,
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and I'm calling from Janitors
Bucket Cleaning Service,
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and I'm very excited
to be talking to you
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about our exceptional
cleaning system.
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Believe it or not, we
do have some people
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in your building today
dealing with other clients,
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and I was wondering...
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No.
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No, there's no Janet here.
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Janitor.
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Yeah, it's Janitors Bucket
Cleaning Service, and...
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Well, I can't take a
message for someone
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who doesn't exist...
I'm calling you.
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Sir, no, I can't...
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No, there's no Janet.
I can't...
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Go ahead. Mm-hmm.
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Yeah. Yeah, I'll have her
call you, Fred. Bye!
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Oh, shoot me in the face.
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KEN: It's this stupid stag.
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Wait, your stag?
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How can that be bothering you?
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I thought that was, like,
every guy's dream.
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Okay, babe, you've got a
great group of friends
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that you've known since
you were, what, 16?
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And I'm sure they're
anxious to see you tonight
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and, you know, be part of this
special, memorable event.
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Yeah, I bet they are.
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So then why wouldn't
you be excited about it?
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Two years ago, I organized a group
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that got Jason Albright
so drunk he passed out.
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We stripped him buck naked
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and then covered his ass in ice.
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Ohh! (LAUGHING)
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KEN: I then cut off
the top of a pineapple,
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wedged that bad boy
into the crack of his ass
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so it looked
like the whole pineapple
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was shoved into his butt
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and just the leaves
were sticking out.
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I took a picture of it,
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and then I circulated it
around the office.
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Okay, now you're
just making that up.
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You think I'm making this up?
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Mm-hmm.
You think this is...
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Okay, I'm gonna show you
what I'm making up.
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Here. (LAUGHS)
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Bam!
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Oh!
It's my screen saver!
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Oh! Oh, my God!
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Yeah! I'm screwed!
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Payback's a bitch, huh?
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Rory, what are you doing?
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You know what
I have planned for Ken?
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It's friggin' brilliant.
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No, I don't know, and, uh,
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I'm not really
that concerned, so...
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Wa-wait, you're going
to the stag, right?
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No, I don't think so.
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I mean, I've got
a lot of work to do.
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I've got to get through
these cold calls, so...
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Okay, so you don't want
to go to the stag, or...?
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Are you kidding me?
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The last time I saw a vagina,
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it was when my daughter
was coming out of it.
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Your daughter's 6.
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I know.
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You need to come to this!
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I don't know.
I just...
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Come on, man, hang with the
boys like the old days.
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You know, just forget about your
responsibilities for a few hours.
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This is our chance
to prank the prankster.
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It's gonna be the best!
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I don't know.
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I mean, I really do
have some work to do,
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and Liz is not gonna
want me to go, okay?
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She doesn't mind me going out
with the guys and having beers,
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but she's not gonna like
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the fact that there's
a stripper there...
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What are you doing?
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I'm looking for where
you put your balls.
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Funny.
Are they in your files?
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No, check your mouth.
Probably in your mouth again.
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No, not in my mouth. They're not on
your body, I'll tell you that much.
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Dude, you're burned out, all right?
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You need to take a break.
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Give yourself a few hours.
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Just drink some beers,
you know, see some 'tang!
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Then you'll come back in
tomorrow morning a new man.
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You'll knock the fucking lid
off these things!
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Maybe, yeah.
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So, um, who actually did
the pineapple placing
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in Jason's buttocks?
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Honey, it wasn't
the whole pineapple.
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It was just the top with
the leaves sticking out.
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Okay, but who actually did it?
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I don't know. I think we
drew straws or something
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So did the winner get
to do it or the loser?
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What are you doing?
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Why are you asking me this?
Don't you get it?
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By the end of the night,
I could be tied up
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and gagged on a train
to Pittsburgh!
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Either that or I could
wake up in an ice bath
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without my kidney!
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So then why don't
you just not drink?
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Stay on guard all night so
nobody can do anything to you.
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Not drink at my own stag?
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What are you, nuts?
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You don't get it, do you?
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No!
No, I don't get it.
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I mean, I don't understand
why you can't just go
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to a movie with your friends
for your stag.
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Something really actiony
with someone like Brad Pitt.
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What, are you crazy?
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Oh, sorry! I'm crazy?
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You're shoving a pineapple up
some guy's ass, and I'm crazy?
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It wasn't the whole pineapple!
Don't you yell at me!
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I would never shove a pineapple...
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It's impossible!
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It's impossible to shove
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a pineapple up a man's ass!
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I said don't yell!
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It was the...
'Cause it...
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Forget it! Let's just
forget it, okay?
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You know what,
if you're so worried,
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why don't you ask
your dad or a friend
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to keep their eye out for danger?
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I did.
I asked Carl.
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Carl? What?
You asked Carl?
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What's wrong with Carl?
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That is the same question
all my friends ask
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whenever they meet him.
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"What the hell
is wrong with Carl?"
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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Take me to the basement.
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You were awesome in Tiger Bait.
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What did you say?
ASSISTANT DIRECTOR: Cut!
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What'd you say?
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Listen, Clark...
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It's actually Carl.
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Yeah, um, you gonna be okay here?
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You sure you can
handle this all right?
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Hey, Gus, dude, I'm an actor.
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I can do this shit
standing on my head.
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Okay, great.
But we did tell you
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that Veronica likes to
keep to herself, right?
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Oh, yeah, I know.
Right.
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Right.
Okay.
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It's just Tiger Bait's
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one of my all-time
favorite movies, so...
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Okay.
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Have you seen Tiger Bait?
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Uh, yeah.
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Yeah, I've seen it, but,
um, I'm more concerned
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about making this movie right now,
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so if you can't handle it
just let me know.
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I can get someone else here.
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No, wouldn't want you
to go to all that trouble.
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It's actually no trouble.
We just need to find someone
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that can fit into that suit,
and then you're gone.
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I'm good.
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You're sure now?
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Totally sure.
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Okay, great, 'cause
if you fuck up again,
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I will personally
drag you off this set
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by your hair, okay?
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All good! Yeah.
Okay.
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Oh, and, Clark?
Carl.
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Easy on the door, okay?
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All right, let's pick that up.
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Shutting the gate too hard.
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I work out, so...
GUS: Clark!
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Well, that's everything.
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Yep.
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But, Sarah, I just...
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Oh, gosh, Henry, don't.
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Don't do this, okay?
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These things,
they happen all the time,
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and the best thing to do
is just to...
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just to move on.
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But I live here.
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Yeah, okay, you know what?
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Don't worry.
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It's gonna be okay.
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I'm sure you're gonna meet someone,
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you know, 'cause you're just...
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You're just a really...
nice guy.
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RORY: You need to come to this!
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Okay, I'll go.
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Yes! Yes!
Yes, you will!
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Okay, fantastic.
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I'm gonna need you
to pick up the stripper.
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Whoa, what?
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Yeah, the stripper I hired,
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she has no way of getting there.
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And?
I need you to pick her up.
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Why don't you pick her up?
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On my bike?
Oh, my God.
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I don't have a license, Luke.
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Do you know why
I don't have a license?
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Yes, I know, Rory.
I'll tell you why I don't have a license.
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Because after my stag,
thanks to Ken,
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I no longer have
a sense of depth perception,
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and therefore am not allowed
behind the wheel of a car.
257
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I get it, all right, but
that was four years ago,
258
00:10:48,018 --> 00:10:49,352
and you gotta get over it.
259
00:10:49,353 --> 00:10:51,087
Oh! Oh!
Make no mistake,
260
00:10:51,088 --> 00:10:52,855
I know exactly how long ago it was,
261
00:10:52,856 --> 00:10:55,691
and now the universe has
aligned itself to afford me
262
00:10:55,692 --> 00:10:56,926
the opportunity to show Ken
263
00:10:56,927 --> 00:10:58,527
the same respect that he showed me.
264
00:10:58,528 --> 00:11:01,631
And I intend to. So if you
would please be so kind,
265
00:11:01,632 --> 00:11:02,932
please, pretty fucking please,
266
00:11:02,933 --> 00:11:04,367
pick up the fucking stripper!
267
00:11:04,368 --> 00:11:06,802
Okay, I will. But first,
I have to call my wife,
268
00:11:06,803 --> 00:11:08,504
and I have to lie to her,
269
00:11:08,505 --> 00:11:09,939
and that's something I'm not
comfortable doing, okay?
270
00:11:09,940 --> 00:11:11,140
So if you'll excuse me...
271
00:11:11,141 --> 00:11:13,476
That is fantastic.
Say hi for me.
272
00:11:13,477 --> 00:11:14,844
Her name's Candy.
273
00:11:14,845 --> 00:11:16,345
Seriously, I'm picking up a Candy?
274
00:11:16,346 --> 00:11:17,346
Yeah.
Here's the address.
275
00:11:17,347 --> 00:11:18,614
Fucking depth perception.
276
00:11:18,615 --> 00:11:20,049
Okay, this is the address
277
00:11:20,050 --> 00:11:21,417
of the club she works at
during the day, okay?
278
00:11:21,418 --> 00:11:23,619
Now I have to go.
I'm masterminding the prank
279
00:11:23,620 --> 00:11:25,021
and assigning tasks to the guys.
280
00:11:25,022 --> 00:11:26,555
Speaking of which,
do you have any Viagra?
281
00:11:26,556 --> 00:11:28,090
No, not on me.
282
00:11:28,091 --> 00:11:29,458
Okay, well, search continues.
283
00:11:29,459 --> 00:11:30,760
Hey, sweetie, how are you?
284
00:11:30,761 --> 00:11:32,361
Now, Candy's expecting
you to pick her up
285
00:11:32,362 --> 00:11:33,829
at the strip club at 5:00
sharp, so don't be late, okay?
286
00:11:33,830 --> 00:11:35,197
Okay.
See you tonight?
287
00:11:35,198 --> 00:11:36,332
Yes.
288
00:11:36,333 --> 00:11:37,867
Sweetie... Sorry. Hold on
for one more sec.
289
00:11:37,868 --> 00:11:42,104
Excuse me, 5:00?
The stag is not until 7:00!
290
00:11:42,105 --> 00:11:44,440
What am I gonna do with a stripper
291
00:11:44,441 --> 00:11:46,608
for two fuckin' hours?!
292
00:11:50,713 --> 00:11:51,914
(SIGHS)
293
00:11:51,915 --> 00:11:54,349
(DOOR OPENS, INDICATOR BEEPS)
294
00:11:56,452 --> 00:11:58,154
You okay?
295
00:11:58,155 --> 00:11:59,422
Two years.
296
00:11:59,423 --> 00:12:00,923
Ah, fuck her.
297
00:12:00,924 --> 00:12:03,559
All women are a pain in the ass.
298
00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:04,927
Two years, Paul.
299
00:12:04,928 --> 00:12:06,862
I know, I know, it's shitty.
300
00:12:06,863 --> 00:12:08,931
It's shitty.
Plus, I don't like it
301
00:12:08,932 --> 00:12:10,733
when people fuck with my friends.
302
00:12:10,734 --> 00:12:11,734
Thanks.
303
00:12:11,735 --> 00:12:13,736
Yeah.
Now let's just...
304
00:12:13,737 --> 00:12:15,738
We'll go get drunk
before the stag, okay?
305
00:12:15,739 --> 00:12:16,739
You'll feel better.
306
00:12:16,740 --> 00:12:18,206
Okay.
307
00:12:20,476 --> 00:12:22,144
She's watching.
308
00:12:22,145 --> 00:12:24,547
You think she's having second
thoughts?
309
00:12:24,548 --> 00:12:25,848
I don't know.
I don't know.
310
00:12:25,849 --> 00:12:27,883
I don't know, but you know what?
311
00:12:27,884 --> 00:12:29,151
You know what?
312
00:12:29,152 --> 00:12:31,087
Now's your chance
to leave with pride.
313
00:12:31,088 --> 00:12:33,756
Let her watch you leave.
314
00:12:33,757 --> 00:12:36,859
Let her wonder
if she made the mistake.
315
00:12:36,860 --> 00:12:37,860
Right.
Right?
316
00:12:37,861 --> 00:12:38,861
Yeah. Pride.
317
00:12:38,862 --> 00:12:40,062
Yeah.
Right.
318
00:12:40,063 --> 00:12:41,797
Yeah.
319
00:12:41,798 --> 00:12:43,966
(IGNITION GRINDING)
320
00:12:43,967 --> 00:12:45,835
What the fuck are you doing?
321
00:12:45,836 --> 00:12:48,137
I don't know.
322
00:12:48,138 --> 00:12:49,805
Aw, this is fuckin' embarrassing.
323
00:12:49,806 --> 00:12:51,307
I know.
324
00:12:51,308 --> 00:12:53,476
"Park, Brights..."
325
00:12:53,477 --> 00:12:54,710
Who's that?
326
00:12:54,711 --> 00:12:55,878
(IGNITION GRINDING)
327
00:12:55,879 --> 00:12:57,713
Aw, cripes.
That's him.
328
00:12:57,714 --> 00:13:02,550
(IGNITION GRINDING)
329
00:13:03,452 --> 00:13:05,154
Son of a...
330
00:13:05,155 --> 00:13:07,556
Wow.
He's pretty cool.
331
00:13:07,557 --> 00:13:09,458
Oh.
332
00:13:09,459 --> 00:13:10,993
(IGNITION GRINDING)
333
00:13:10,994 --> 00:13:13,763
I don't think she's
having second thoughts.
334
00:13:13,764 --> 00:13:15,331
Not only are you fired,
335
00:13:15,332 --> 00:13:16,999
the second he un-jams
this door,
336
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,267
I'm gonna wring your fuckin' neck.
337
00:13:18,268 --> 00:13:20,269
Hey, man, I said
I was sorry, okay?
338
00:13:20,270 --> 00:13:22,772
I was just in character,
and I slammed it.
339
00:13:22,773 --> 00:13:24,440
Character?
You're an extra!
340
00:13:24,441 --> 00:13:27,610
You're a sack of meat that
happened to fit the damn jumpsuit!
341
00:13:27,611 --> 00:13:29,145
Hey, man, I'm an actor.
342
00:13:29,146 --> 00:13:30,446
I was just
in the moment, you know?
343
00:13:30,447 --> 00:13:31,781
So sue me.
344
00:13:31,782 --> 00:13:33,649
Oh, we're already
drawing up the paperwork.
345
00:13:33,650 --> 00:13:36,184
Okay, so you can sue me.
346
00:13:37,486 --> 00:13:40,656
Well, the spring is busted.
347
00:13:40,657 --> 00:13:43,959
The frame is jammed
into the concrete base.
348
00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:45,561
So how long?
349
00:13:45,562 --> 00:13:47,863
You know, they don't really
make them like this anymore.
350
00:13:47,864 --> 00:13:49,198
I gotta get a guy
351
00:13:49,199 --> 00:13:51,767
to come in from another
district, so if we...
352
00:13:51,768 --> 00:13:53,636
How long?
353
00:13:53,637 --> 00:13:54,970
At least three hours.
354
00:13:54,971 --> 00:13:57,306
Oh, well that is just great!
355
00:13:57,307 --> 00:13:58,541
Great!
356
00:13:58,542 --> 00:14:01,811
GUS: All right, guys,
uh, we'll be taking
357
00:14:01,812 --> 00:14:04,413
a three-hour break.
Looks like, uh...
358
00:14:04,414 --> 00:14:05,614
we're gonna be
working into the night
359
00:14:05,615 --> 00:14:06,916
to make up for lost time.
360
00:14:06,917 --> 00:14:09,450
(CREW GROANING AND COMPLAINING)
361
00:14:12,188 --> 00:14:14,423
(CELL PHONE RINGS)
362
00:14:14,424 --> 00:14:18,794
Hey, can someone just grab my
cell phone from my jacket?
363
00:14:18,795 --> 00:14:20,296
(RINGS)
364
00:14:20,297 --> 00:14:23,332
It's over there in my jacket.
365
00:14:23,333 --> 00:14:25,000
Carl!
What the fuck man?
366
00:14:25,001 --> 00:14:26,969
This is like the fifth message
I left for you.
367
00:14:26,970 --> 00:14:28,737
I'm starting
to freak out over here.
368
00:14:28,738 --> 00:14:30,506
I just need to make sure
that you're gonna be there
369
00:14:30,507 --> 00:14:33,708
for me tonight, all right?
I'm counting on you.
370
00:14:35,511 --> 00:14:36,512
Good night, Ken.
371
00:14:36,513 --> 00:14:37,980
Oh, God! Aah!
372
00:14:37,981 --> 00:14:40,783
Jesus, Mary,
what's the matter with you?
373
00:14:40,784 --> 00:14:42,184
Are you okay?
374
00:14:42,185 --> 00:14:44,453
You've been acting
really weird all day.
375
00:14:44,454 --> 00:14:45,488
I need to talk to you.
376
00:14:45,489 --> 00:14:46,555
No, no, no, no.
377
00:14:46,556 --> 00:14:48,224
Yes, yes, yes.
I really do have to go.
378
00:14:48,225 --> 00:14:50,825
Listen to me.
It is your job.
379
00:14:57,233 --> 00:14:59,268
We've been working
together for a while now.
380
00:14:59,269 --> 00:15:00,669
What's it been, two years?
381
00:15:00,670 --> 00:15:02,171
Four years.
382
00:15:02,172 --> 00:15:04,473
And you are definitely qualified
383
00:15:04,474 --> 00:15:06,642
to answer this question
because you know me.
384
00:15:06,643 --> 00:15:09,411
Oh, I don't think I like
where this is going.
385
00:15:09,412 --> 00:15:10,880
You have a tendency
to speak you mind a lot.
386
00:15:10,881 --> 00:15:12,248
We both know this.
387
00:15:12,249 --> 00:15:14,049
It's gotten you in trouble
quite a few times.
388
00:15:14,050 --> 00:15:16,252
I really don't like
where this is going.
389
00:15:16,253 --> 00:15:17,553
So I'm gonna ask you this,
390
00:15:17,554 --> 00:15:19,221
and I want you to be
completely honest with me.
391
00:15:19,222 --> 00:15:23,191
I need you to be
point blank, all right?
392
00:15:23,993 --> 00:15:25,528
Am I a dick?
393
00:15:25,529 --> 00:15:26,829
Yes.
394
00:15:26,830 --> 00:15:29,532
No, I'm...
That was the question.
395
00:15:29,533 --> 00:15:30,533
I'm asking you.
396
00:15:30,534 --> 00:15:32,401
Ken, you're a dick.
397
00:15:32,402 --> 00:15:34,270
You're the kind of dick who
thinks he's a funny dick,
398
00:15:34,271 --> 00:15:36,372
so he pulls jackass dick pranks
399
00:15:36,373 --> 00:15:37,673
on his friends and coworkers
400
00:15:37,674 --> 00:15:38,941
that really only get laughs
401
00:15:38,942 --> 00:15:41,477
out of the other dicks
in the office.
402
00:15:41,478 --> 00:15:43,279
Well, that is until
those dicks are sitting
403
00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:44,680
having their dick lunch
at the dick table
404
00:15:44,681 --> 00:15:47,016
with their dick friends
shaking their dick heads
405
00:15:47,017 --> 00:15:51,687
in amazement at what a bigger
dick you are than all of them.
406
00:15:51,688 --> 00:15:54,790
So, yes, Ken, you are a dick.
407
00:15:54,791 --> 00:15:56,191
Cool?
408
00:15:56,192 --> 00:15:57,660
Yeah, thank you very much.
409
00:15:57,661 --> 00:16:00,763
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
410
00:16:00,764 --> 00:16:02,463
♪ Just come on
411
00:16:04,266 --> 00:16:06,467
♪ Here we go now
412
00:16:09,038 --> 00:16:11,339
Come on, it's 5:00.
413
00:16:14,009 --> 00:16:17,945
Oh, shit, shit, shit,
shit, shit, shit.
414
00:16:18,814 --> 00:16:20,416
LUKE: Oh, shit, shit!
Luke?
415
00:16:20,417 --> 00:16:21,283
Shit, shit!
416
00:16:21,284 --> 00:16:22,484
WOMAN: Luke!
Shit, shit.
417
00:16:22,485 --> 00:16:24,452
It's me, Marsha!
418
00:16:26,555 --> 00:16:28,724
Hi!
Hey, Marsha.
419
00:16:28,725 --> 00:16:29,858
How are you?
420
00:16:29,859 --> 00:16:31,226
Good!
421
00:16:31,227 --> 00:16:33,195
We're just coming back
from Busy Bee.
422
00:16:33,196 --> 00:16:35,097
You know, you guys have
to take Isabelle there.
423
00:16:35,098 --> 00:16:36,398
It is so cathartic.
424
00:16:36,399 --> 00:16:38,834
Yeah, well, you know what?
We will make a date.
425
00:16:38,835 --> 00:16:40,102
I'll tell Liz, and we'll all go.
426
00:16:40,103 --> 00:16:41,103
So, good to see you.
427
00:16:41,104 --> 00:16:42,538
Yes!
Yeah, yeah.
428
00:16:42,539 --> 00:16:45,140
Uh, what brings you
to this neck of the woods?
429
00:16:45,141 --> 00:16:47,742
(FUNK MUSIC)
430
00:16:57,052 --> 00:16:59,855
Shopping. Shopping.
431
00:16:59,856 --> 00:17:01,290
For, uh, Liz.
432
00:17:01,291 --> 00:17:04,193
Shopping for Liz,
because I love her so much.
433
00:17:04,194 --> 00:17:06,428
That is the sweetest thing ever.
434
00:17:06,429 --> 00:17:07,262
Isn't it?
435
00:17:07,263 --> 00:17:09,531
Hi. Are you Luke?
436
00:17:09,532 --> 00:17:12,001
No. No!
437
00:17:12,002 --> 00:17:13,636
No. Yes!
I'm Luke.
438
00:17:13,637 --> 00:17:16,971
I'm not the Luke that she...
Oh.
439
00:17:26,048 --> 00:17:27,949
(COUGHS)
440
00:17:38,894 --> 00:17:42,663
So celebrities read
those magazines, too, huh?
441
00:17:44,733 --> 00:17:46,068
Cool.
442
00:17:46,069 --> 00:17:48,069
Totally cool.
443
00:17:49,204 --> 00:17:51,373
You ever...
444
00:17:51,374 --> 00:17:53,541
read any articles
about yourself in there?
445
00:17:56,311 --> 00:17:59,046
Yeah, course, you probably do.
446
00:17:59,948 --> 00:18:01,816
That must be cool.
447
00:18:02,985 --> 00:18:05,120
I'd love to be
in a magazine like that.
448
00:18:05,121 --> 00:18:07,790
Love it.
449
00:18:07,791 --> 00:18:09,457
Be awesome.
450
00:18:10,192 --> 00:18:13,062
Oh, except, of course,
451
00:18:13,063 --> 00:18:14,897
that whole thing when you
452
00:18:14,898 --> 00:18:19,066
went out and you didn't
have any underwear on.
453
00:18:20,369 --> 00:18:22,837
They got those pictures.
454
00:18:24,106 --> 00:18:27,209
That sucked, but...
455
00:18:27,210 --> 00:18:29,044
Ever since then,
I always make sure
456
00:18:29,045 --> 00:18:30,512
I have underpants on when I go out.
457
00:18:30,513 --> 00:18:31,914
VERONICA: Okay, you know what?
458
00:18:31,915 --> 00:18:33,582
Why don't you just stay over there
459
00:18:33,583 --> 00:18:34,983
on your side of the elevator,
460
00:18:34,984 --> 00:18:36,285
and I'll stay right here
on my side,
461
00:18:36,286 --> 00:18:38,587
and we'll just be
as quiet as we can be
462
00:18:38,588 --> 00:18:40,355
until the guy comes
to let us out, okay?
463
00:18:40,356 --> 00:18:43,225
Yeah.
Yeah, totally.
464
00:18:43,226 --> 00:18:44,560
Totally cool.
465
00:18:44,561 --> 00:18:46,628
Should, um...
466
00:18:46,629 --> 00:18:49,064
Should work on
my screenplay anyway.
467
00:18:49,065 --> 00:18:50,933
Kinda my passion right now.
468
00:18:50,934 --> 00:18:53,168
Oh, my God.
469
00:18:53,169 --> 00:18:57,973
(BLUES MUSIC PLAYING)
470
00:18:57,974 --> 00:18:59,908
LUKE: That is when my dad walked in
471
00:18:59,909 --> 00:19:02,077
and literally caught us
472
00:19:02,078 --> 00:19:04,046
rolling the joints
in the moment, so...
473
00:19:04,047 --> 00:19:05,781
(LAUGHING) Yeah, awkward.
474
00:19:05,782 --> 00:19:09,084
That's hilarious.
How long ago was that?
475
00:19:09,085 --> 00:19:11,852
Oh, jeez, um...
476
00:19:12,654 --> 00:19:14,990
Wow. 17 years ago.
477
00:19:14,991 --> 00:19:17,626
Oh, wow.
17 years ago.
478
00:19:17,627 --> 00:19:19,828
I was 6 when that happened,
479
00:19:19,829 --> 00:19:22,998
which is the same age as your...
480
00:19:22,999 --> 00:19:24,733
Same age as my daughter.
481
00:19:24,734 --> 00:19:26,034
Wow.
482
00:19:26,035 --> 00:19:27,768
Hmm.
483
00:19:28,537 --> 00:19:30,873
I mean, my dad's, you know...
484
00:19:30,874 --> 00:19:33,342
He's usually pretty...
What are you doing?
485
00:19:33,343 --> 00:19:36,645
Oh, I'm a bit of a Web nerd.
486
00:19:36,646 --> 00:19:38,080
Yeah.
487
00:19:38,081 --> 00:19:40,783
So, you're married?
488
00:19:40,784 --> 00:19:41,850
Yes.
489
00:19:41,851 --> 00:19:43,585
Happily married?
490
00:19:43,586 --> 00:19:45,254
Yeah.
491
00:19:45,255 --> 00:19:47,055
Yeah. Yes.
492
00:19:47,056 --> 00:19:49,291
I mean, yeah.
I mean, every...
493
00:19:49,292 --> 00:19:52,327
Every marriage goes
through a difficult period,
494
00:19:52,328 --> 00:19:55,531
and you just work through the...
495
00:19:55,532 --> 00:19:58,133
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'm-I'm-I'm happily married.
496
00:19:58,134 --> 00:19:59,234
Yeah.
497
00:19:59,235 --> 00:20:02,003
Do you... ever play?
498
00:20:09,044 --> 00:20:10,112
Sports?
499
00:20:10,113 --> 00:20:12,613
(LAUGHING)
500
00:20:14,750 --> 00:20:16,885
Oh, I should probably
get you downstairs,
501
00:20:16,886 --> 00:20:20,022
you know, 'cause you gotta get, um...
Right.
502
00:20:20,023 --> 00:20:21,223
Stripping... Um...
503
00:20:21,224 --> 00:20:22,391
Are you gonna be warm enough?
504
00:20:22,392 --> 00:20:23,692
When you're down there, you think?
505
00:20:23,693 --> 00:20:26,061
Aw, for fuck's sake, Henry!
506
00:20:26,062 --> 00:20:27,796
People grow apart!
507
00:20:27,797 --> 00:20:29,698
Besides, that guy's
nothing like you, right?
508
00:20:29,699 --> 00:20:32,868
He's a total badass, and
you're a fuckin' sweetheart.
509
00:20:32,869 --> 00:20:35,871
Yeah. God, I wish
I was more like you.
510
00:20:35,872 --> 00:20:37,239
Sure.
511
00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:39,708
This tough-skinned guy that
never lets anything get to him.
512
00:20:39,709 --> 00:20:42,578
Ah, I know.
513
00:20:42,579 --> 00:20:45,380
What kind of woman wants a tough
guy, bad boy like that anyway?
514
00:20:45,381 --> 00:20:47,182
Exactly. Pfft!
515
00:20:47,183 --> 00:20:49,418
See the truck?
Piece of shit.
516
00:20:49,419 --> 00:20:50,686
Tough on gas, I bet.
517
00:20:50,687 --> 00:20:52,688
Fuck it!
Let him have her, right?
518
00:20:52,689 --> 00:20:54,289
You just need to find somebody
519
00:20:54,290 --> 00:20:56,091
who suits you, that's all.
520
00:20:56,092 --> 00:20:57,292
For who I am.
521
00:20:57,293 --> 00:20:59,261
Yeah.
522
00:20:59,262 --> 00:21:00,529
Or I could become tough.
523
00:21:00,530 --> 00:21:02,531
Oh, for fuck's sake.
524
00:21:02,532 --> 00:21:04,231
Like Jason Statham.
525
00:21:07,469 --> 00:21:09,137
HENRY: Why not?
526
00:21:09,138 --> 00:21:10,472
Why not?
527
00:21:10,473 --> 00:21:12,241
Because you can't
just become tough, Henry.
528
00:21:12,242 --> 00:21:13,842
You know, you're just kinda...
529
00:21:13,843 --> 00:21:15,611
You're born with it.
You have it, or you don't.
530
00:21:15,612 --> 00:21:18,280
What you gotta do is just focus
all your fuckin' energy
531
00:21:18,281 --> 00:21:21,416
on finding a woman
who loves you for you.
532
00:21:21,417 --> 00:21:25,087
But who I am never gets
the woman he wants.
533
00:21:25,088 --> 00:21:26,822
I should rethink who I am.
534
00:21:26,823 --> 00:21:28,824
Jesus, can we just
get fucking drunk, okay?
535
00:21:28,825 --> 00:21:31,260
And drop all
this psycho mumbo jumbo.
536
00:21:31,261 --> 00:21:32,828
What's with your chest?
537
00:21:32,829 --> 00:21:34,463
I think I pulled
a muscle trying to lift
538
00:21:34,464 --> 00:21:37,065
your fucking spirits all day.
Now let's get drunk!
539
00:21:37,066 --> 00:21:38,533
Hang on. Hang on.
What?
540
00:21:38,534 --> 00:21:40,702
Just another question.
541
00:21:40,703 --> 00:21:42,337
I should probably warn you
that these guys
542
00:21:42,338 --> 00:21:44,206
can get a little wild.
543
00:21:44,207 --> 00:21:46,141
I've been drinking with most
of them since high school,
544
00:21:46,142 --> 00:21:47,843
and you know what?
545
00:21:47,844 --> 00:21:51,280
A few of them can get a
little crazy. Just a heads up.
546
00:21:51,281 --> 00:21:53,382
Am I safe?
547
00:21:53,383 --> 00:21:54,650
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, sure.
548
00:21:54,651 --> 00:21:57,686
I mean, I think
you should be fine.
549
00:21:57,687 --> 00:21:59,087
Great.
550
00:21:59,088 --> 00:22:01,590
Don't worry about it.
I'll keep my eyes on you.
551
00:22:01,591 --> 00:22:03,258
Ahem. I mean, not
when you're stripping.
552
00:22:03,259 --> 00:22:04,693
I don't mean that
to be creepy at all.
553
00:22:04,694 --> 00:22:06,495
Like, I'll wash your back.
Watch your back.
554
00:22:06,496 --> 00:22:08,630
You're clean. I don't
need to wash your back.
555
00:22:08,631 --> 00:22:10,699
I don't want the guys
to see me like this.
556
00:22:10,700 --> 00:22:13,502
Say something nice.
Boost my spirits.
557
00:22:13,503 --> 00:22:15,237
Your hair looks great.
558
00:22:15,238 --> 00:22:16,338
Thank you.
559
00:22:16,339 --> 00:22:18,507
Like a...
Like a sports guy.
560
00:22:18,508 --> 00:22:21,976
Yes. See? Was that so hard?
Let's go.
561
00:22:23,712 --> 00:22:25,948
I'll see you downstairs.
562
00:22:25,949 --> 00:22:27,249
Aah!
563
00:22:27,250 --> 00:22:28,750
Oh, my God!
564
00:22:28,751 --> 00:22:29,551
(LAUGHING)
565
00:22:29,552 --> 00:22:30,786
Oh, my God!
566
00:22:30,787 --> 00:22:32,287
Let's tickle this Wild Turkey!
567
00:22:32,288 --> 00:22:33,622
Ah ha ha!
568
00:22:33,623 --> 00:22:34,923
Oh... what's up?
569
00:22:34,924 --> 00:22:36,892
Surprised the wife
let you out tonight.
570
00:22:36,893 --> 00:22:39,461
Please, like I need to ask
permission to leave my home.
571
00:22:39,462 --> 00:22:41,762
Did you tell her
you're working late?
572
00:22:43,298 --> 00:22:45,033
Surprised you're out, eh?
573
00:22:45,034 --> 00:22:47,402
Thought this guy'd be home
begging for a pity fuck.
574
00:22:47,403 --> 00:22:50,137
(LAUGHING)
575
00:22:52,374 --> 00:22:54,041
What?
576
00:22:55,210 --> 00:22:56,545
See you guys downstairs.
577
00:22:56,546 --> 00:22:59,514
Yeah. Yep, we'll
see you down there, Henry.
578
00:22:59,515 --> 00:23:01,383
What's going on?
579
00:23:01,384 --> 00:23:02,751
Nice.
580
00:23:02,752 --> 00:23:03,618
What'd I do?
581
00:23:03,619 --> 00:23:05,120
Fucking guy got dumped today.
582
00:23:05,121 --> 00:23:06,888
Oh, my God, again?
583
00:23:06,889 --> 00:23:08,156
Yeah. Poor fucker.
584
00:23:08,157 --> 00:23:10,425
I've been listening to him
piss and moan all day.
585
00:23:10,426 --> 00:23:13,328
Aw, jeez. Well...
586
00:23:13,329 --> 00:23:17,466
who knows, I mean, maybe now he'll
finally realize the truth, huh?
587
00:23:17,467 --> 00:23:20,268
The truth.
The truth about what?
588
00:23:20,269 --> 00:23:22,037
Hello? He's gay.
589
00:23:22,038 --> 00:23:22,971
What?
590
00:23:22,972 --> 00:23:24,506
What the fuck
are you talking about?
591
00:23:24,507 --> 00:23:25,874
Henry's not gay.
592
00:23:25,875 --> 00:23:27,609
Are you serious?
You've never thought...
593
00:23:27,610 --> 00:23:29,811
No! No! I think
you're fucking gay
594
00:23:29,812 --> 00:23:31,380
for thinking
that he's fucking gay!
595
00:23:31,381 --> 00:23:33,682
That dude has been my best
friend since grade four, Luke!
596
00:23:33,683 --> 00:23:35,350
Grade fucking four!
597
00:23:35,351 --> 00:23:38,720
And as you know, I'm not a big
fuckin' fan of the homos!
598
00:23:38,721 --> 00:23:40,689
Easy, okay. Homophobic.
599
00:23:40,690 --> 00:23:43,091
Easy. I'm sorry, all right?
I just thought...
600
00:23:43,092 --> 00:23:44,393
No, you didn't think.
601
00:23:44,394 --> 00:23:46,361
That's the problem.
You didn't think.
602
00:23:46,362 --> 00:23:49,231
Just 'cause the guy's got a
little bit of a pussy handicap,
603
00:23:49,232 --> 00:23:51,666
that doesn't automatically
make him a faggot, you know.
604
00:23:51,667 --> 00:23:53,702
Okay, all right,
I'm sorry, all right?
605
00:23:53,703 --> 00:23:55,904
Fine.
Let's go.
606
00:23:55,905 --> 00:23:57,939
By the way, faggot?
Not so PC anymore.
607
00:23:57,940 --> 00:23:59,775
♪ One of the money,
two for the show ♪
608
00:23:59,776 --> 00:24:02,611
♪ Three to get ready,
four for the dough ♪
609
00:24:02,612 --> 00:24:05,781
(RAP MUSIC PLAYING
IN BAR)
610
00:24:05,782 --> 00:24:07,348
Luke!
611
00:24:08,316 --> 00:24:11,586
So, no sign of Ken or Carl.
612
00:24:11,587 --> 00:24:12,921
Hey, look, Henry, I'm really sorry
613
00:24:12,922 --> 00:24:14,489
about what I said upstairs,
all right?
614
00:24:14,490 --> 00:24:17,092
So, can we just let that go,
bust loose tonight?
615
00:24:17,093 --> 00:24:18,627
Hey, did you guys bring
the stencil?
616
00:24:18,628 --> 00:24:19,961
No, we didn't.
617
00:24:19,962 --> 00:24:22,196
God damn it!
Okay, what about the Viagra?
618
00:24:23,298 --> 00:24:25,700
Oh, come on.
619
00:24:25,701 --> 00:24:27,301
Okay, let me think.
620
00:24:29,438 --> 00:24:31,073
Just like old times, huh, boys?
621
00:24:31,074 --> 00:24:33,608
Huh? Have some drinks,
get a little crazy,
622
00:24:33,609 --> 00:24:35,010
maybe prank Ken,
623
00:24:35,011 --> 00:24:37,546
and then we'll
definitely see some pussy!
624
00:24:37,547 --> 00:24:39,781
Uncle Luke?
625
00:24:39,782 --> 00:24:41,583
Pam.
626
00:24:41,584 --> 00:24:43,118
What are you...
627
00:24:43,119 --> 00:24:46,354
I had a... I was just here
for a dinner up...
628
00:24:46,355 --> 00:24:48,090
A business dinner upstairs.
629
00:24:48,091 --> 00:24:50,859
Yeah. Then I just came down
to use the bathroom.
630
00:24:50,860 --> 00:24:53,829
So... yeah, these are
friends I ran into.
631
00:24:53,830 --> 00:24:54,930
Hey.
632
00:24:54,931 --> 00:24:57,599
Yeah, it's good.
You're working here?
633
00:24:57,600 --> 00:25:01,069
Well, that's good.
How's Mom? How's your mom?
634
00:25:01,070 --> 00:25:03,605
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
635
00:25:03,606 --> 00:25:05,406
♪ Okay
636
00:25:10,312 --> 00:25:11,580
KEN: (WHISPERING)
Rory! Psst!
637
00:25:11,581 --> 00:25:13,248
You seen Carl?
638
00:25:13,249 --> 00:25:14,950
Hey, look! Ken's here!
639
00:25:14,951 --> 00:25:17,919
(CHEERING)
640
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:18,753
Oh, hey!
641
00:25:18,754 --> 00:25:20,155
LUKE: There he is!
642
00:25:20,156 --> 00:25:22,324
The man taking
the death march, huh?
643
00:25:22,325 --> 00:25:23,859
(LAUGHTER)
644
00:25:23,860 --> 00:25:24,926
Holy shit.
645
00:25:24,927 --> 00:25:26,761
Where's Carl?
Have you seen... Carl!
646
00:25:26,762 --> 00:25:28,597
Look, People are gonna
be looking for me!
647
00:25:28,598 --> 00:25:30,232
LUKE: No, no, no, like you're
walking down the aisle,
648
00:25:30,233 --> 00:25:31,566
getting married.
649
00:25:31,567 --> 00:25:33,135
You're taking
the death march, okay?
650
00:25:33,136 --> 00:25:34,336
The death march?
651
00:25:34,337 --> 00:25:35,904
Oh! (LAUGHING)
652
00:25:35,905 --> 00:25:37,506
MAN:
Scared! Scared!
653
00:25:37,507 --> 00:25:39,141
Shut up, okay?
654
00:25:39,142 --> 00:25:41,409
'Cause I know why you guys
are here, all right?
655
00:25:41,410 --> 00:25:42,711
I'm gonna tell
you something right now,
656
00:25:42,712 --> 00:25:44,946
whatever you've concocted
to fuck me up,
657
00:25:44,947 --> 00:25:47,616
it's not gonna work.
It's not gonna work!
658
00:25:47,617 --> 00:25:50,752
'Cause I'm gonna be
on point like a sniper.
659
00:25:50,753 --> 00:25:51,953
I am going to be...
660
00:25:51,954 --> 00:25:53,555
You scared him.
Sharp as a tack!
661
00:25:53,556 --> 00:25:54,723
I want to talk to you a second.
662
00:25:54,724 --> 00:25:56,191
KEN: Whatever
you got planned, sorry!
663
00:25:56,192 --> 00:25:57,859
I'm gonna bust
your bubble right now,
664
00:25:57,860 --> 00:25:59,828
'cause you're not
gonna get me tonight.
665
00:25:59,829 --> 00:26:01,897
It's not... It's not gonna
work out for you.
666
00:26:01,898 --> 00:26:04,499
Look, Henry, you gotta
do me a favor, okay?
667
00:26:04,500 --> 00:26:05,834
You gotta... You gotta
try to man up a bit.
668
00:26:05,835 --> 00:26:07,135
What do you mean?
669
00:26:07,136 --> 00:26:08,870
You know, just kind of
grow some fucking balls,
670
00:26:08,871 --> 00:26:10,572
act a little tougher.
671
00:26:10,573 --> 00:26:14,009
Yes! I need to toughen up so
that I can get more ladies,
672
00:26:14,010 --> 00:26:17,078
and, you know,
the-the-the pussy
673
00:26:17,079 --> 00:26:18,146
and stuff like that.
674
00:26:18,147 --> 00:26:19,548
Why do you keep
rubbing your chest?
675
00:26:19,549 --> 00:26:20,682
Is your shirt soft?
It is soft.
676
00:26:20,683 --> 00:26:23,418
Just stick close
by me tonight, okay?
677
00:26:23,419 --> 00:26:26,054
Watch what I do and try
to pretend to be tougher.
678
00:26:26,055 --> 00:26:27,689
Yes! I should get
a shirt like yours.
679
00:26:27,690 --> 00:26:29,891
Stop being so obsessed
with my fucking shirt!
680
00:26:29,892 --> 00:26:31,593
Why are you so angry?
I'm not angry!
681
00:26:31,594 --> 00:26:33,028
Angry. I know
when you're angry.
682
00:26:33,029 --> 00:26:34,262
I'm not!
683
00:26:34,263 --> 00:26:36,264
I know when something's
bothering you,
684
00:26:36,265 --> 00:26:37,598
so just out with it.
685
00:26:39,568 --> 00:26:42,204
Okay, okay.
686
00:26:42,205 --> 00:26:45,974
But I swear to God, if you
say anything to anybody,
687
00:26:45,975 --> 00:26:47,742
I will bite out
your fucking tongue
688
00:26:47,743 --> 00:26:49,277
and I will spit it
right up your asshole.
689
00:26:49,278 --> 00:26:52,113
Yeah, still sounds
angry though, but okay.
690
00:26:52,114 --> 00:26:55,016
That's just how I talk.
Okay.
691
00:26:55,017 --> 00:26:58,952
Okay, last week I was running to
catch this bus, right? And...
692
00:27:01,223 --> 00:27:02,991
I felt shit jiggle.
693
00:27:02,992 --> 00:27:04,992
Okay.
694
00:27:07,762 --> 00:27:09,030
Oh, that's it.
695
00:27:09,031 --> 00:27:10,599
Yeah.
696
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:13,668
Oh, Paul, um, that's what
happens when you get older.
697
00:27:13,669 --> 00:27:14,836
I mean, stuff starts to jiggle.
698
00:27:14,837 --> 00:27:16,304
Henry, this is me.
699
00:27:16,305 --> 00:27:17,906
I never used to give a shit
about any of that stuff.
700
00:27:17,907 --> 00:27:19,407
I never cared how I looked.
701
00:27:19,408 --> 00:27:21,142
Now I'm walking around
like half a faggot all the time,
702
00:27:21,143 --> 00:27:23,044
worried about being out of
shape and out of breath,
703
00:27:23,045 --> 00:27:24,813
and I get these fucking
pains in my chest!
704
00:27:24,814 --> 00:27:26,314
Wait, what? What?
705
00:27:26,315 --> 00:27:27,249
Oh.
706
00:27:27,250 --> 00:27:29,050
You have pains in your chest?
707
00:27:29,051 --> 00:27:30,986
Yeah, it's nothing.
I just...
708
00:27:30,987 --> 00:27:32,954
I get this pain in the ass
pain in my chest.
709
00:27:32,955 --> 00:27:37,759
I swear to God,
if you fucking tell anybody.
710
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:40,461
(SIREN)
711
00:27:41,329 --> 00:27:42,530
It's gas.
712
00:27:42,531 --> 00:27:44,332
(LAUGHTER) You're fucking dead.
713
00:27:44,333 --> 00:27:46,935
EMT: You're gonna want to release that.
Mm-hmm.
714
00:27:46,936 --> 00:27:50,171
My advice, go home,
drink some ginger ale,
715
00:27:50,172 --> 00:27:51,373
drop a couple
of Alka-Seltzer,
716
00:27:51,374 --> 00:27:53,775
let nature do the rest.
717
00:27:53,776 --> 00:27:54,876
You boys play safe.
718
00:27:54,877 --> 00:27:56,778
Thank you. Sweet.
719
00:27:56,779 --> 00:27:58,613
You're not the stripper?
720
00:27:58,614 --> 00:28:01,049
Can I get my $20 back?
721
00:28:01,050 --> 00:28:04,152
Man! Friggin'
writer's block!
722
00:28:04,153 --> 00:28:06,855
Uhh!
723
00:28:06,856 --> 00:28:07,922
Been working on this screenplay
724
00:28:07,923 --> 00:28:09,858
for, like, 11 years.
725
00:28:09,859 --> 00:28:12,594
Stuck in this writer's
block for, like...
726
00:28:12,595 --> 00:28:14,496
eight years.
727
00:28:14,497 --> 00:28:16,164
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
728
00:28:16,165 --> 00:28:18,199
I'll tell you the part
I'm stuck at.
729
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:22,003
The, uh, hero dog, he's a Bouvier,
730
00:28:22,004 --> 00:28:24,439
takes off from his
owner's house, right?
731
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:26,408
And joins up with all
these neighborhood dogs
732
00:28:26,409 --> 00:28:27,809
to go on an adventure.
733
00:28:27,810 --> 00:28:29,944
So they're in this alleyway,
734
00:28:29,945 --> 00:28:31,479
and they find this red wine,
735
00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:35,016
then they go to this crazy
humping party, right?
736
00:28:35,017 --> 00:28:37,552
So they're all,
like, doggy-wasted
737
00:28:37,553 --> 00:28:39,988
and having an amazing time,
738
00:28:39,989 --> 00:28:41,623
and everyone thinks that Barney...
739
00:28:41,624 --> 00:28:43,658
Oh, that's the Bouvier.
740
00:28:43,659 --> 00:28:45,660
Barney the Bouvier.
741
00:28:45,661 --> 00:28:46,961
Everyone thinks he's, uh,
742
00:28:46,962 --> 00:28:48,997
just, like, the coolest
doggy dude, right?
743
00:28:48,998 --> 00:28:50,732
'Cause, well, he scored the booze,
744
00:28:50,733 --> 00:28:56,304
and, uh, he's just this,
like, good-looking beast.
745
00:28:56,305 --> 00:29:01,176
So Barney's checking out this
hot poodle's ass, right?
746
00:29:01,177 --> 00:29:03,178
When all of a sudden, bam!
747
00:29:03,179 --> 00:29:04,846
Someone kicks the door in!
748
00:29:04,847 --> 00:29:05,947
The dog catcher?
749
00:29:05,948 --> 00:29:08,183
What do you mean?
750
00:29:08,184 --> 00:29:10,051
Who came in to get the dogs?
751
00:29:10,052 --> 00:29:13,722
Oh, no, no.
It was Barney's owners
752
00:29:13,723 --> 00:29:15,490
and their little daughter.
753
00:29:15,491 --> 00:29:19,361
So the owners come in, and
they slap the collar on him,
754
00:29:19,362 --> 00:29:21,229
and they start
hauling him off, right?
755
00:29:21,230 --> 00:29:24,165
And then it's, like,
cue dramatic music,
756
00:29:24,166 --> 00:29:27,369
like "the emperor has
fallen" type stuff, right?
757
00:29:27,370 --> 00:29:28,570
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
758
00:29:28,571 --> 00:29:31,606
But the kid is happier
than shit now, right?
759
00:29:31,607 --> 00:29:33,641
She's just draped all over Barney
760
00:29:33,642 --> 00:29:35,443
just hugging and kissing him.
761
00:29:35,444 --> 00:29:37,712
Barney's not cluing
into the kid, though.
762
00:29:37,713 --> 00:29:40,148
He turns to the hot poodle,
763
00:29:40,149 --> 00:29:42,784
and just as he's leaving, he says,
764
00:29:42,785 --> 00:29:44,486
"Being owned sucks."
765
00:29:44,487 --> 00:29:46,788
(LAUGHS)
766
00:29:46,789 --> 00:29:48,923
That's all I got.
767
00:29:48,924 --> 00:29:51,860
(LAUGHING)
768
00:29:51,861 --> 00:29:53,561
(RAP MUSIC PLAYING)
769
00:29:53,562 --> 00:29:55,797
Gas. Wow.
770
00:29:55,798 --> 00:29:57,198
That's a relief, huh?
771
00:29:57,199 --> 00:29:58,800
Whatever.
772
00:29:58,801 --> 00:30:00,235
Whatever.
You're telling me
773
00:30:00,236 --> 00:30:02,804
you're not relieved
it's not a heart attack?
774
00:30:02,805 --> 00:30:05,373
It's gas, Henry.
775
00:30:05,374 --> 00:30:07,175
It's fucking gas.
776
00:30:07,176 --> 00:30:10,311
What do I look like,
a grandpa? Jesus.
777
00:30:10,312 --> 00:30:12,914
And I keep gettin' this heartburn.
778
00:30:12,915 --> 00:30:15,183
Lately, I've been tryin'
to hide this bald spot,
779
00:30:15,184 --> 00:30:17,519
and I got fuckin' man tits
that jiggle when I run.
780
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:19,187
I mean,
I'm 30-fucking-7.
781
00:30:19,188 --> 00:30:21,890
I gotta say, pal, it is refreshing
782
00:30:21,891 --> 00:30:23,525
to see this side of you.
783
00:30:23,526 --> 00:30:25,326
This... sensitive side.
784
00:30:25,327 --> 00:30:27,762
Let's us all know
there's a big old heart
785
00:30:27,763 --> 00:30:29,931
beating in that
burly chest of yours.
786
00:30:29,932 --> 00:30:31,933
Henry, keep it down, okay?
787
00:30:31,934 --> 00:30:34,235
And cut that flowery shit out.
788
00:30:34,236 --> 00:30:35,470
It is funny.
789
00:30:35,471 --> 00:30:38,440
You know, here I am trying
to mend a broken heart.
790
00:30:38,441 --> 00:30:41,476
(SIGHS) And you're worried
about yours breaking.
791
00:30:41,477 --> 00:30:43,545
Okay, we gotta toughen
you up right fucking now!
792
00:30:43,546 --> 00:30:45,412
Okay, yes! I'm game.
793
00:30:46,581 --> 00:30:47,949
Here's the plan.
794
00:30:47,950 --> 00:30:49,784
Okay, you see that babe with Luke?
Mm-hmm.
795
00:30:49,785 --> 00:30:50,885
She's the stripper.
796
00:30:50,886 --> 00:30:52,187
She's pretty.
797
00:30:52,188 --> 00:30:53,588
She's been hired
to flirt with these losers
798
00:30:53,589 --> 00:30:56,424
and give them boners,
so they'll buy more booze.
799
00:30:56,425 --> 00:30:57,692
HENRY: Okay.
800
00:30:57,693 --> 00:30:58,960
Go hit on her.
801
00:30:58,961 --> 00:31:00,895
But... Wait, what?
802
00:31:00,896 --> 00:31:02,597
No, she's...
She's a stripper.
803
00:31:02,598 --> 00:31:03,965
Exactly.
804
00:31:03,966 --> 00:31:05,366
It'll be like learning
how to pick up chicks
805
00:31:05,367 --> 00:31:07,535
with training wheels.
(LAUGHS)
806
00:31:07,536 --> 00:31:08,870
Right.
807
00:31:08,871 --> 00:31:10,438
Yes.
808
00:31:10,439 --> 00:31:13,508
So, just, uh,
hypothetically speaking,
809
00:31:13,509 --> 00:31:17,212
if you were to have a
wild night of adultery...
810
00:31:17,213 --> 00:31:19,113
Oh!
What kind of a...
811
00:31:19,114 --> 00:31:21,214
What kind of girl
would you be into?
812
00:31:22,183 --> 00:31:24,452
No, no, I... (LAUGHS)
813
00:31:24,453 --> 00:31:26,020
PAUL: Hey!
814
00:31:26,021 --> 00:31:28,355
Hey! Good. Hi.
815
00:31:30,825 --> 00:31:33,027
Oh! Uh, sorry.
Paul, this is Candy,
816
00:31:33,028 --> 00:31:34,562
and this is Henry, so...
817
00:31:34,563 --> 00:31:35,797
Yeah.
818
00:31:35,798 --> 00:31:37,632
Hey, Lukey, can I talk to you?
819
00:31:37,633 --> 00:31:38,900
Are you okay?
820
00:31:38,901 --> 00:31:39,934
Yeah.
Okay.
821
00:31:39,935 --> 00:31:43,071
Whoops. (LAUGHS)
822
00:31:43,072 --> 00:31:45,974
Well, it's a pleasure
to make your acquaintance.
823
00:31:45,975 --> 00:31:47,976
Thanks, it's nice
to meet you, too.
824
00:31:47,977 --> 00:31:49,509
Ah! Well...
825
00:31:57,118 --> 00:32:00,654
So, do you, uh...
826
00:32:02,357 --> 00:32:03,824
come here often?
827
00:32:04,692 --> 00:32:05,760
No.
No.
828
00:32:05,761 --> 00:32:07,328
You?
829
00:32:07,329 --> 00:32:08,830
No. (LAUGHS)
830
00:32:08,831 --> 00:32:11,833
No, me, either.
831
00:32:11,834 --> 00:32:13,668
So we got that in common.
832
00:32:13,669 --> 00:32:15,303
You're the oldest guy
in the group, right?
833
00:32:15,304 --> 00:32:17,505
By, like, a month.
Well, still.
834
00:32:17,506 --> 00:32:21,276
You ever, uh...
835
00:32:21,277 --> 00:32:22,777
You ever think about dying?
836
00:32:22,778 --> 00:32:24,512
Oh, yeah, sure.
837
00:32:24,513 --> 00:32:26,614
Really?
Yeah.
838
00:32:26,615 --> 00:32:28,416
Totally. Yeah.
839
00:32:28,417 --> 00:32:30,151
Especially, like,
ever since Isabelle was born.
840
00:32:30,152 --> 00:32:32,353
Yeah, now we got
another one on the way.
841
00:32:32,354 --> 00:32:33,821
Think about if anything
happened to me,
842
00:32:33,822 --> 00:32:35,089
you know, who would
take care of them?
843
00:32:35,090 --> 00:32:36,925
So you think it's...
it's normal.
844
00:32:36,926 --> 00:32:38,626
It's a normal thing
to think about?
845
00:32:38,627 --> 00:32:40,995
So, uh, how long
have you been in the arts?
846
00:32:40,996 --> 00:32:44,664
Just so you know, private
dances are 60 bucks.
847
00:32:45,867 --> 00:32:47,869
Yeah.
Wow!
848
00:32:47,870 --> 00:32:49,337
Okay.
849
00:32:49,338 --> 00:32:52,307
That's cool.
I mean... cool to me.
850
00:32:52,308 --> 00:32:54,142
Does that include a drink?
851
00:32:54,143 --> 00:32:56,778
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
852
00:32:56,779 --> 00:32:58,346
PAM:
You're joking, right?
853
00:32:58,347 --> 00:32:59,480
No, it's part of a prank
we're playing on the groom.
854
00:32:59,481 --> 00:33:00,682
Yeah, I don't think so.
855
00:33:00,683 --> 00:33:02,150
I can pay you for it!
856
00:33:02,151 --> 00:33:04,085
Isn't that something the
stripper should be doing?
857
00:33:04,086 --> 00:33:06,020
Uh, I already asked her
and she passed.
858
00:33:06,021 --> 00:33:08,222
Yeah. Sorry, it's
not my kinda thing.
859
00:33:08,223 --> 00:33:09,791
What's not your thing?
860
00:33:09,792 --> 00:33:11,326
Oh, hey, Ken!
It's not her... She's just...
861
00:33:11,327 --> 00:33:13,760
It was just a very
complicated drink order.
862
00:33:20,201 --> 00:33:22,869
Thank you, Pam.
That will be all for now.
863
00:33:24,238 --> 00:33:25,974
Sometimes I have
trouble grabbing things.
864
00:33:25,975 --> 00:33:27,308
Right.
865
00:33:27,309 --> 00:33:28,977
Still having some
depth perception issues.
866
00:33:28,978 --> 00:33:30,745
Okay, guys, let's play some cards.
867
00:33:30,746 --> 00:33:32,146
Yeah, let's do this!
868
00:33:32,147 --> 00:33:33,915
I think you know most
of the people here.
869
00:33:33,916 --> 00:33:36,150
Not sure if you remember Randy.
870
00:33:36,151 --> 00:33:37,986
No, I don't.
Hey, how you, uh...
871
00:33:37,987 --> 00:33:39,687
Yeah, you actually came to my stag
872
00:33:39,688 --> 00:33:41,122
with a buddy of mine
a couple of years ago.
873
00:33:41,123 --> 00:33:43,291
Oh, cool.
874
00:33:43,292 --> 00:33:45,226
No, not really.
You guys got me drunk
875
00:33:45,227 --> 00:33:47,228
till I passed out,
and then you superglued
876
00:33:47,229 --> 00:33:48,296
some of my fingers together
877
00:33:48,297 --> 00:33:49,497
so all I could do was this.
878
00:33:49,498 --> 00:33:52,200
BOTH: Live long and prosper.
879
00:33:52,201 --> 00:33:53,901
Yeah. (LAUGHING)
880
00:33:53,902 --> 00:33:55,203
That must have hurt.
881
00:33:55,204 --> 00:33:56,404
More than you know.
882
00:33:56,405 --> 00:33:58,973
My fiancée realized
I couldn't slip
883
00:33:58,974 --> 00:34:00,108
a wedding ring on my finger,
884
00:34:00,109 --> 00:34:01,376
so she postponed the wedding.
885
00:34:01,377 --> 00:34:02,977
Oh.
886
00:34:02,978 --> 00:34:04,612
I... I, uh...
I had no idea.
887
00:34:04,613 --> 00:34:06,714
Then before we even
got to the altar,
888
00:34:06,715 --> 00:34:08,349
she decided to sleep
with my best friend,
889
00:34:08,350 --> 00:34:10,951
so the wedding was called off.
890
00:34:13,187 --> 00:34:14,856
You know, I remember at my stag...
891
00:34:14,857 --> 00:34:17,792
I was so enraged that I
confronted my ex-best friend,
892
00:34:17,793 --> 00:34:20,762
and in a fury, beat
the crap out of him.
893
00:34:20,763 --> 00:34:22,196
Wow.
894
00:34:22,197 --> 00:34:23,798
I was arrested for assault
895
00:34:23,799 --> 00:34:25,500
and spent 6 months in prison.
896
00:34:25,501 --> 00:34:27,068
It was during that time in jail
897
00:34:27,069 --> 00:34:28,569
that my fingers
finally came unstuck.
898
00:34:28,570 --> 00:34:29,604
Oh.
899
00:34:29,605 --> 00:34:31,973
At least your fingers
are normal again.
900
00:34:31,974 --> 00:34:34,776
Unfortunately, too late
for me to defend myself
901
00:34:34,777 --> 00:34:35,977
against the nightly beatings
902
00:34:35,978 --> 00:34:38,078
I took from gang members.
903
00:34:38,946 --> 00:34:40,780
Bummer.
904
00:34:41,983 --> 00:34:44,719
Randy, I did
a terrible thing to you,
905
00:34:44,720 --> 00:34:46,154
and for that, I'm sorry.
906
00:34:46,155 --> 00:34:48,890
But you have to understand, I
had no idea
907
00:34:48,891 --> 00:34:50,658
what the ramifications would be.
908
00:34:50,659 --> 00:34:53,261
I can only assume you're
here to fuck me up, right?
909
00:34:53,262 --> 00:34:57,430
Hmm. The thought actually
never crossed my mind.
910
00:34:58,032 --> 00:35:00,001
Seriously?
Really?
911
00:35:00,002 --> 00:35:01,335
Why are you here then?
912
00:35:01,336 --> 00:35:05,273
Dude, it's a stag.
913
00:35:05,274 --> 00:35:07,341
Just here to play some cards,
914
00:35:07,342 --> 00:35:09,776
have some beer, and relax.
915
00:35:12,847 --> 00:35:15,348
Great.
916
00:35:19,187 --> 00:35:20,555
I think.
917
00:35:20,556 --> 00:35:22,056
RORY: All right, lads, anti in!
918
00:35:22,057 --> 00:35:23,424
♪ Here we go
919
00:35:23,425 --> 00:35:24,892
(PANTING)
How the fuck do you fail
920
00:35:24,893 --> 00:35:26,294
at hitting on a stripper?
921
00:35:26,295 --> 00:35:27,562
Are you out of breath?
922
00:35:27,563 --> 00:35:30,031
Shut the fuck up
and answer the question.
923
00:35:30,032 --> 00:35:32,166
I didn't fail.
She's quite nice.
924
00:35:32,167 --> 00:35:34,402
Very good listener.
I think I made a friend.
925
00:35:34,403 --> 00:35:36,137
A friend? She's
a fucking stripper, Henry.
926
00:35:36,138 --> 00:35:37,538
You don't need a friend.
927
00:35:37,539 --> 00:35:39,407
You got a whole basement
full of friends over there.
928
00:35:39,408 --> 00:35:41,409
What you need is someone to bang!
929
00:35:41,410 --> 00:35:43,277
What you need is to reach down
930
00:35:43,278 --> 00:35:45,313
and locate your testosterone
931
00:35:45,314 --> 00:35:46,647
and yank it the fuck up
932
00:35:46,648 --> 00:35:49,283
so that people might
actually see that it exists!
933
00:35:49,284 --> 00:35:51,552
You're right.
934
00:35:51,553 --> 00:35:53,855
Something's gotta change,
and it's gotta change now.
935
00:35:53,856 --> 00:35:54,856
Yeah.
936
00:35:54,857 --> 00:35:56,691
You know, I'm sick
937
00:35:56,692 --> 00:35:58,693
of the ladies loving me
like a brother!
938
00:35:58,694 --> 00:36:00,962
Yeah!
And if I can't score the snatch,
939
00:36:00,963 --> 00:36:04,065
then I'm gonna enter the world
of manly men another way!
940
00:36:04,066 --> 00:36:05,933
That's it!
That's my boy!
941
00:36:05,934 --> 00:36:07,135
Ugh!
942
00:36:07,136 --> 00:36:08,603
It's time to kick some ass!
943
00:36:08,604 --> 00:36:11,272
No. No, it's not.
No, it's not.
944
00:36:11,273 --> 00:36:12,807
Paul? Outta my way,
945
00:36:12,808 --> 00:36:15,909
or your head's gonna be
the first ass I kick.
946
00:36:18,212 --> 00:36:20,348
Okay.
Here.
947
00:36:20,349 --> 00:36:21,616
Okay, go ahead.
948
00:36:21,617 --> 00:36:22,617
Hold these,
949
00:36:22,618 --> 00:36:26,187
'cause this might get ugly.
950
00:36:26,188 --> 00:36:27,754
Definitely.
951
00:36:28,856 --> 00:36:30,790
(STRAINING)
952
00:36:31,859 --> 00:36:34,494
(SNORING)
953
00:36:37,331 --> 00:36:39,499
(SNORING)
954
00:36:49,143 --> 00:36:50,710
What'd you say to me?
955
00:36:52,046 --> 00:36:53,580
Huh?
956
00:36:55,750 --> 00:36:56,551
Me?
957
00:36:56,552 --> 00:36:59,620
Yeah, you, troublemaker.
958
00:36:59,621 --> 00:37:02,824
You lookin' for some trouble?
959
00:37:02,825 --> 00:37:04,992
I don't think so.
960
00:37:04,993 --> 00:37:07,395
(SIGHS)
961
00:37:07,396 --> 00:37:08,763
On your feet, old man.
962
00:37:08,764 --> 00:37:11,199
It's time someone
taught you a lesson,
963
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:12,767
you pathetic hobo.
964
00:37:12,768 --> 00:37:16,003
Who you callin' old?
965
00:37:16,004 --> 00:37:18,606
Ha ha! That's... ugh.
966
00:37:18,607 --> 00:37:20,007
God.
967
00:37:20,008 --> 00:37:23,244
I must warn you, I am twice
your size and half your age,
968
00:37:23,245 --> 00:37:26,713
and though these fists have never
touched the flesh of another man...
969
00:37:28,049 --> 00:37:29,717
Mmm!
970
00:37:29,718 --> 00:37:30,618
Rude!
971
00:37:30,619 --> 00:37:32,587
I was in the middle of talking!
972
00:37:32,588 --> 00:37:33,920
Aw!
973
00:37:35,656 --> 00:37:36,958
Aah!
974
00:37:36,959 --> 00:37:38,025
Hah!
975
00:37:38,026 --> 00:37:39,327
Aah!
Burn!
976
00:37:39,328 --> 00:37:41,295
Aah! Ha ha ha!
977
00:37:41,296 --> 00:37:44,265
Come on!
Let's go, bitch!
978
00:37:44,266 --> 00:37:46,367
Jesus. It's like giving
spinach to Popeye.
979
00:37:46,368 --> 00:37:47,869
So how long were you dating?
980
00:37:47,870 --> 00:37:50,004
(HAMMER TAPPING)
981
00:37:50,005 --> 00:37:52,340
About eight months.
982
00:37:52,341 --> 00:37:53,875
That's not that long.
983
00:37:53,876 --> 00:37:55,343
Well, it was for me.
984
00:37:55,344 --> 00:37:59,113
Although, I wouldn't
exactly call it dating.
985
00:37:59,114 --> 00:38:00,481
(DRILL WHIRRING)
986
00:38:00,482 --> 00:38:02,283
How do you mean?
987
00:38:02,284 --> 00:38:04,685
Well, I mean, we never really
went out and did anything.
988
00:38:04,686 --> 00:38:06,420
It was pretty much,
you know, just the things
989
00:38:06,421 --> 00:38:10,057
that the publicist would arrange.
990
00:38:10,058 --> 00:38:12,026
I don't understand.
991
00:38:12,027 --> 00:38:15,630
Oh. It happens all the time.
It's like a thing.
992
00:38:15,631 --> 00:38:17,498
You know, the studio
pays the publicist
993
00:38:17,499 --> 00:38:20,234
to get two celebrities
to go out together,
994
00:38:20,235 --> 00:38:21,569
and then they tell
995
00:38:21,570 --> 00:38:22,837
the paparazzi where you're going.
996
00:38:22,838 --> 00:38:25,439
By the end of the night,
I have flashbulbs
997
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:26,841
popping off in my face,
998
00:38:26,842 --> 00:38:30,077
and the studio has people
talking about their movie.
999
00:38:30,078 --> 00:38:32,079
Hang on a sec.
1000
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:35,616
Let me put this in terms
that I'll understand.
1001
00:38:35,617 --> 00:38:40,388
So a really rich guy...
let's call him John...
1002
00:38:40,389 --> 00:38:45,493
pays another guy...
let's call him pimp...
1003
00:38:45,494 --> 00:38:48,629
to take out a hot girl
for a night.
1004
00:38:48,630 --> 00:38:51,065
Let's call her...
Careful!
1005
00:38:51,066 --> 00:38:53,501
Let's call her you.
1006
00:38:53,502 --> 00:38:56,237
And in the end, guys are
popping off in her face?
1007
00:38:56,238 --> 00:38:58,572
(DRILL WHIRRING)
Ew! That's sick!
1008
00:38:58,573 --> 00:38:59,774
MAN:
I've just about got it.
1009
00:38:59,775 --> 00:39:01,409
Just hang on, sweetheart.
1010
00:39:01,410 --> 00:39:02,677
We'll have you out
of there in a minute.
1011
00:39:02,678 --> 00:39:04,078
MAN:
Just about there.
1012
00:39:04,079 --> 00:39:05,678
Oh, crap.
1013
00:39:07,148 --> 00:39:09,383
Now or never, Carl, now or never.
1014
00:39:09,384 --> 00:39:11,319
Hey, can I talk to you for a second?
Hmm?
1015
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:14,889
Listen, I know you're, like,
this huge Hollywood megastar,
1016
00:39:14,890 --> 00:39:19,060
who was so good
in Tiger Baiby the way.
1017
00:39:19,061 --> 00:39:23,030
And I'm at a point where I'm
questioning my career choices,
1018
00:39:23,031 --> 00:39:26,000
if not my life choices.
1019
00:39:26,001 --> 00:39:27,535
Okay, I'm rambling.
1020
00:39:27,536 --> 00:39:29,770
I was wondering if you...
Look, uh, Clark...
1021
00:39:29,771 --> 00:39:30,905
It's Carl.
1022
00:39:30,906 --> 00:39:32,907
You seem like
a really sweet guy. I...
1023
00:39:32,908 --> 00:39:34,575
Just let me finish.
1024
00:39:34,576 --> 00:39:36,711
It's just that I'm single,
1025
00:39:36,712 --> 00:39:39,947
and I know that you are, too,
1026
00:39:39,948 --> 00:39:44,552
and, uh, in a weird way,
we've already been
1027
00:39:44,553 --> 00:39:47,588
shacked up together
for a few hours, right?
1028
00:39:47,589 --> 00:39:50,458
Well, that's true.
I guess we survived.
1029
00:39:50,459 --> 00:39:53,260
Yes. We totally survived.
1030
00:39:53,261 --> 00:39:57,865
So maybe this is all meant to be.
1031
00:39:57,866 --> 00:40:01,369
Maybe we could be...
meant to be.
1032
00:40:01,370 --> 00:40:02,536
(DRILL WHIRRING)
1033
00:40:02,537 --> 00:40:03,804
Maybe when I
get out of the hospital...
1034
00:40:03,805 --> 00:40:06,273
Hospital?
MAN: Got it!
1035
00:40:06,274 --> 00:40:08,075
Okay, I'm out of time.
1036
00:40:08,076 --> 00:40:09,776
Will you go out with me?
1037
00:40:11,245 --> 00:40:13,014
(DOOR CLATTERING)
1038
00:40:13,015 --> 00:40:16,716
(CAMERAS CLICKING,
PHOTOGRAPHERS SHOUTING)
1039
00:40:17,685 --> 00:40:19,986
I'm sorry. I can't.
1040
00:40:22,556 --> 00:40:24,025
All right, here's a story
for you guys.
1041
00:40:24,026 --> 00:40:26,594
These pictures you're taking
will be the last ones
1042
00:40:26,595 --> 00:40:28,496
taken of Clark alive.
1043
00:40:28,497 --> 00:40:30,230
It's Carl.
1044
00:40:40,341 --> 00:40:43,276
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1045
00:40:46,814 --> 00:40:49,550
VERONICA: Take me
to the basement.
1046
00:40:49,551 --> 00:40:51,519
I know this might
seem sort of strange,
1047
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:54,889
but I actually
don't have long to live,
1048
00:40:54,890 --> 00:40:57,725
and I've never been kissed...
1049
00:40:57,726 --> 00:40:58,926
ever.
1050
00:40:58,927 --> 00:41:02,128
Would it be too much
to ask you to kiss me?
1051
00:41:08,469 --> 00:41:12,005
(MUSIC CRESCENDOS)
1052
00:41:13,941 --> 00:41:17,078
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
1053
00:41:17,079 --> 00:41:20,047
(LAUGHING)
1054
00:41:20,048 --> 00:41:21,348
(GROWLS)
1055
00:41:21,349 --> 00:41:22,950
You owe me a fucking shirt!
1056
00:41:22,951 --> 00:41:25,986
Whoo! Oh, my God!
1057
00:41:25,987 --> 00:41:28,255
That was awesome!
1058
00:41:28,256 --> 00:41:29,557
(DOG BARKING)
1059
00:41:29,558 --> 00:41:31,258
Weirdest fucking thing I ever saw.
1060
00:41:31,259 --> 00:41:34,295
I... I feel so alive,
like I could do anything!
1061
00:41:34,296 --> 00:41:36,230
Know what? Me, too.
1062
00:41:36,231 --> 00:41:37,765
Look at this.
Look at this.
1063
00:41:37,766 --> 00:41:38,999
Pure adrenaline, right?
1064
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:40,234
Fucking right.
1065
00:41:40,235 --> 00:41:42,336
Uhh! Ha ha!
1066
00:41:42,337 --> 00:41:45,405
I now know I love fighting!
1067
00:41:46,841 --> 00:41:48,976
Technically, Henry, I don't
think that was fighting.
1068
00:41:48,977 --> 00:41:51,378
(PANTING)
1069
00:41:51,379 --> 00:41:53,614
(LAUGHING)
Look here. Look at that.
1070
00:41:53,615 --> 00:41:55,416
Blood, huh?
1071
00:41:55,417 --> 00:41:56,984
It's barbeque sauce, Henry.
1072
00:41:56,985 --> 00:42:00,087
The fucking old man threw a
fucking chicken wing at you.
1073
00:42:00,088 --> 00:42:01,388
But I took it!
1074
00:42:01,389 --> 00:42:02,590
I fucking took it!
1075
00:42:02,591 --> 00:42:04,191
And listen to my language!
1076
00:42:04,192 --> 00:42:06,994
I'm swearing like a fucking
sailor, for fuck's sake!
1077
00:42:06,995 --> 00:42:07,995
Oh!
1078
00:42:07,996 --> 00:42:10,764
Ahh!
1079
00:42:10,765 --> 00:42:13,234
Not sure I'm buying it, Henry.
1080
00:42:13,235 --> 00:42:14,635
What are you talking about?
1081
00:42:14,636 --> 00:42:17,537
It's just not you.
1082
00:42:20,674 --> 00:42:23,611
You know what, Paul?
1083
00:42:23,612 --> 00:42:25,112
Fuck you.
1084
00:42:25,113 --> 00:42:26,547
Excuse me?
1085
00:42:26,548 --> 00:42:28,282
No, you heard me.
1086
00:42:28,283 --> 00:42:30,516
Fuck you, Paul.
1087
00:42:32,086 --> 00:42:34,054
Who died and made you
king of the cool guys?
1088
00:42:34,055 --> 00:42:36,157
I'm not the king
of anything, Henry.
1089
00:42:36,158 --> 00:42:37,391
I'm sick of it.
1090
00:42:37,392 --> 00:42:40,661
Seriously, you just walk around,
1091
00:42:40,662 --> 00:42:42,596
because you're so cool,
1092
00:42:42,597 --> 00:42:43,864
and nothing ever bothers you.
1093
00:42:43,865 --> 00:42:45,633
How do I walk around?
1094
00:42:45,634 --> 00:42:47,134
"Oh, what if I have
a heart attack? Mm, uh.
1095
00:42:47,135 --> 00:42:48,402
Oh, what if I die?"
1096
00:42:48,403 --> 00:42:51,639
Well, what about you,
eh, Mr... Mr. Sweet Guy?
1097
00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:53,807
Mr. Understanding,
Mr. Compassionate,
1098
00:42:53,808 --> 00:42:55,543
giving his fucking heart
away all the time
1099
00:42:55,544 --> 00:42:57,411
and getting it broken and
then come crying to me?
1100
00:42:57,412 --> 00:43:00,247
You're always there for your
best friend in your tight jeans,
1101
00:43:00,248 --> 00:43:02,683
thinking everyone's
checking out your ass.
1102
00:43:02,684 --> 00:43:03,851
Well, what do you want me to do?
1103
00:43:03,852 --> 00:43:05,152
You want me to be all tucked in
1104
00:43:05,153 --> 00:43:06,554
and presentable
and perfect like you?
1105
00:43:06,555 --> 00:43:08,255
Maybe Luke was right about you.
1106
00:43:08,256 --> 00:43:10,391
What?
1107
00:43:10,392 --> 00:43:12,960
What does Luke say about me?
1108
00:43:12,961 --> 00:43:14,662
Nothing.
1109
00:43:14,663 --> 00:43:16,830
No, what...
What did Luke say, Paul?
1110
00:43:16,831 --> 00:43:18,866
Didn't say nothin'.
1111
00:43:18,867 --> 00:43:20,133
Paul.
1112
00:43:22,836 --> 00:43:25,839
Luke was just sayin',
1113
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:30,477
you know, sometimes
him and some of the guys
1114
00:43:30,478 --> 00:43:33,614
think that maybe.
You might be...
1115
00:43:33,615 --> 00:43:35,883
What the fuck is
the matter with you?
1116
00:43:35,884 --> 00:43:37,551
What the fuck is
the matter with you?!
1117
00:43:37,552 --> 00:43:40,119
Huh? You... You can't...
1118
00:43:41,989 --> 00:43:43,257
Oh.
1119
00:43:43,258 --> 00:43:46,192
(LIGHTHEARTED MUSIC)
1120
00:43:51,899 --> 00:43:54,034
(SEMI HORN HONKS)
1121
00:43:54,035 --> 00:43:57,404
You know, it's a good thing
nobody was thinking about
1122
00:43:57,405 --> 00:44:00,708
shaving my eyebrows off
or something like that,
1123
00:44:00,709 --> 00:44:02,977
'cause that'd be fucked up.
1124
00:44:02,978 --> 00:44:06,180
You like the jeans?
Mmm!
1125
00:44:06,181 --> 00:44:10,284
Really easy to get off.
Really easy.
1126
00:44:10,285 --> 00:44:11,986
(WHISTLES)
1127
00:44:11,987 --> 00:44:13,654
I'd look weird.
(LAUGHING)
1128
00:44:13,655 --> 00:44:15,422
All of this, none of this.
1129
00:44:15,423 --> 00:44:16,657
So if I'm drunk and passed out
1130
00:44:16,658 --> 00:44:19,727
at the end of the night,
you know...
1131
00:44:19,728 --> 00:44:21,829
You put me in a gorilla suit
1132
00:44:21,830 --> 00:44:26,934
and drop me off at my office
drunk and passed out.
1133
00:44:26,935 --> 00:44:30,571
Me with no eyebrows?
Come on.
1134
00:44:30,572 --> 00:44:32,572
I have a gorilla suit.
1135
00:44:34,275 --> 00:44:35,542
Okay, continue.
1136
00:44:35,543 --> 00:44:37,910
Look, it's all
I could find, all right?
1137
00:44:39,113 --> 00:44:41,415
It's called maca or something.
1138
00:44:41,416 --> 00:44:43,751
The guy at the market said
it nourishes hormonal glands
1139
00:44:43,752 --> 00:44:45,552
and helps men
with natural production
1140
00:44:45,553 --> 00:44:47,454
of testosterone hormones
for energy,
1141
00:44:47,455 --> 00:44:48,555
libido, and sexual enhancement.
1142
00:44:48,556 --> 00:44:49,823
That's so complicated.
1143
00:44:49,824 --> 00:44:51,959
I just want to give Ken a boner.
1144
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:53,827
Boys.
Good night, huh?
1145
00:44:53,828 --> 00:44:55,462
It's the way it should be.
1146
00:44:55,463 --> 00:44:57,231
No wife, no kids, just
hanging out with the guys.
1147
00:44:57,232 --> 00:44:58,599
We need to get Ken to eat this.
1148
00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:00,134
What is that?
1149
00:45:00,135 --> 00:45:01,635
No time for questions!
Just get the waitress chick
1150
00:45:01,636 --> 00:45:03,003
to chop it into his nachos
1151
00:45:03,004 --> 00:45:04,405
or boil it into his drink
or something.
1152
00:45:04,406 --> 00:45:06,273
Oh, okay, so you planned
it out real well. Good.
1153
00:45:06,274 --> 00:45:07,374
Look, there she is.
1154
00:45:07,375 --> 00:45:08,942
She's talking
to your stripper friend.
1155
00:45:08,943 --> 00:45:10,144
No, hey, she's not my friend.
1156
00:45:10,145 --> 00:45:11,645
Okay? I just
picked her up.
1157
00:45:11,646 --> 00:45:12,880
I don't know about that.
1158
00:45:12,881 --> 00:45:14,048
You guys have been
kind of chummy lately.
1159
00:45:14,049 --> 00:45:15,349
I think she's diggin' you.
1160
00:45:15,350 --> 00:45:16,383
No. Yeah?
1161
00:45:16,384 --> 00:45:17,351
No! No!
1162
00:45:17,352 --> 00:45:19,519
Oh, my God, no one cares.
Just go.
1163
00:45:21,088 --> 00:45:21,889
Luke.
1164
00:45:21,890 --> 00:45:22,990
Hey, Mark.
1165
00:45:22,991 --> 00:45:24,958
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
1166
00:45:24,959 --> 00:45:27,093
(CANDY AND PAM LAUGHING)
1167
00:45:29,463 --> 00:45:30,964
Hey, ladies.
Hey.
1168
00:45:30,965 --> 00:45:31,932
Hey.
1169
00:45:31,933 --> 00:45:33,934
Hey, Uncle Luke,
we were just talking
1170
00:45:33,935 --> 00:45:35,035
about how you know each other.
1171
00:45:35,036 --> 00:45:36,770
We don't know each other.
1172
00:45:36,771 --> 00:45:38,238
I mean, you know.
1173
00:45:38,239 --> 00:45:41,075
Uh... like how does
anyone know anyone?
1174
00:45:41,076 --> 00:45:43,344
That kind of thing,
you know what I mean?
1175
00:45:43,345 --> 00:45:44,945
I know I need a drink.
1176
00:45:44,946 --> 00:45:47,281
Yeah. Cranberry juice
would be good.
1177
00:45:47,282 --> 00:45:50,484
'Cause I'm driving, so time to
switch.
1178
00:45:50,485 --> 00:45:52,486
I'm very responsible, okay?
1179
00:45:52,487 --> 00:45:53,487
Responsible and moral.
1180
00:45:53,488 --> 00:45:54,888
Yeah.
1181
00:45:54,889 --> 00:45:57,224
Can you also chop that up,
put it in a drink,
1182
00:45:57,225 --> 00:45:59,293
and, uh, serve it to that guy?
1183
00:45:59,294 --> 00:46:00,794
I don't know
I could get in trouble.
1184
00:46:00,795 --> 00:46:02,730
Don't do it then.
I don't care.
1185
00:46:02,731 --> 00:46:04,098
Cranberry.
1186
00:46:04,099 --> 00:46:07,267
Uh, what...
Was that maca?
1187
00:46:07,268 --> 00:46:08,802
I don't know.
1188
00:46:08,803 --> 00:46:11,238
No idea.
1189
00:46:11,239 --> 00:46:12,740
(SIGHS)
1190
00:46:12,741 --> 00:46:15,042
Well, I should, uh, probably go
1191
00:46:15,043 --> 00:46:17,945
and slip into this outfit.
1192
00:46:17,946 --> 00:46:21,281
Unless, um, of course, you
wanted to help me with it.
1193
00:46:21,282 --> 00:46:22,616
(COUGHS)
1194
00:46:22,617 --> 00:46:24,318
Uh...
(MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY)
1195
00:46:24,319 --> 00:46:25,352
I can't. Come on.
1196
00:46:25,353 --> 00:46:26,987
I mean, you can do it on your own.
1197
00:46:26,988 --> 00:46:29,656
I don't think I...
Hey, uh, you got a second?
1198
00:46:29,657 --> 00:46:30,758
Yes, I do.
1199
00:46:30,759 --> 00:46:32,025
Yeah, for sure.
What's up?
1200
00:46:32,026 --> 00:46:33,260
I need to talk
to you in the bathroom.
1201
00:46:33,261 --> 00:46:36,196
Perfect, even better.
Okay. See ya.
1202
00:46:36,197 --> 00:46:37,498
Wow.
1203
00:46:37,499 --> 00:46:38,766
(GIGGLES)
1204
00:46:38,767 --> 00:46:39,867
Love that guy.
1205
00:46:39,868 --> 00:46:41,334
Please.
1206
00:46:44,004 --> 00:46:45,706
What's goin' on, guys?
1207
00:46:45,707 --> 00:46:46,974
Did you do it?
1208
00:46:46,975 --> 00:46:48,342
She gonna put
the thing in his thing?
1209
00:46:48,343 --> 00:46:50,644
I begged her, but I
don't know if she will.
1210
00:46:50,645 --> 00:46:52,513
What the fuck, Luke? There's
no margin for error here!
1211
00:46:52,514 --> 00:46:53,881
Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta...
1212
00:46:53,882 --> 00:46:55,749
I want to thank you all
for coming out tonight.
1213
00:46:55,750 --> 00:46:57,484
I really appreciate it,
1214
00:46:57,485 --> 00:46:59,620
uh, but the purpose
of a stag is...
1215
00:46:59,621 --> 00:47:00,888
HENRY: Ooh! Ooh!
1216
00:47:00,889 --> 00:47:02,623
PAUL: Shut
the fuck up, Henry!
1217
00:47:02,624 --> 00:47:04,024
I'm going!
1218
00:47:04,025 --> 00:47:05,626
You're the dickhead
who got us kicked out
1219
00:47:05,627 --> 00:47:06,693
in the first place!
1220
00:47:06,694 --> 00:47:08,629
(THUD)
1221
00:47:08,630 --> 00:47:10,464
HENRY:
This is exciting!
1222
00:47:10,465 --> 00:47:12,166
I feel like Spider-man!
1223
00:47:12,167 --> 00:47:13,834
Yes!
Or Tom Cruise!
1224
00:47:13,835 --> 00:47:15,002
PAUL:
Okay, careful, careful.
1225
00:47:15,003 --> 00:47:16,770
I gotcha. I gotcha.
I gotcha.
1226
00:47:16,771 --> 00:47:18,505
Watch your back, watch
your back, watch your back!
1227
00:47:18,506 --> 00:47:19,640
(GIGGLING)
1228
00:47:19,641 --> 00:47:20,808
Step, step!
1229
00:47:20,809 --> 00:47:22,409
Okay, okay, okay.
1230
00:47:22,410 --> 00:47:24,278
(LAUGHS)
1231
00:47:24,279 --> 00:47:25,512
PAUL: Oh, fuck!
(CLOSES WINDOW)
1232
00:47:25,513 --> 00:47:26,914
HENRY: That close.
1233
00:47:26,915 --> 00:47:28,816
Hey! What's with
the fucking sausage party
1234
00:47:28,817 --> 00:47:30,050
in the bathroom?
1235
00:47:30,051 --> 00:47:31,452
Yeah, where's
that stripper action?
1236
00:47:31,453 --> 00:47:32,920
Let's get this
fucking party started, eh?
1237
00:47:32,921 --> 00:47:34,922
Yeah, and play
some poker and football.
1238
00:47:34,923 --> 00:47:36,490
Who wants to arm wrestle me!
1239
00:47:36,491 --> 00:47:37,591
Yeah, yeah!
Huh?
1240
00:47:37,592 --> 00:47:39,026
Really, where's that stripper?
1241
00:47:39,027 --> 00:47:40,928
Huh? Let's see some
fucking pussy, fellas!
1242
00:47:40,929 --> 00:47:42,162
Indeed! Let's see
1243
00:47:42,163 --> 00:47:44,031
some fucking fellas, pussy!
What?
1244
00:47:44,032 --> 00:47:46,133
HENRY: What?
PAUL: You said, "Let's see some fellas."
1245
00:47:46,134 --> 00:47:47,801
No.
Yes, you did.
1246
00:47:47,802 --> 00:47:49,770
Really? That's...
1247
00:47:49,771 --> 00:47:51,371
That's the last thing we need.
1248
00:47:51,372 --> 00:47:52,606
PAUL: Yeah!
1249
00:47:52,607 --> 00:47:55,275
'Cause nobody here
is into dudes, right?
1250
00:47:55,276 --> 00:47:57,778
Not us!
That'd be funny!
1251
00:47:57,779 --> 00:47:59,847
(LAUGHING)
1252
00:47:59,848 --> 00:48:01,949
All right, shut
the fuck up and listen!
1253
00:48:01,950 --> 00:48:04,585
For 10 years,
1254
00:48:04,586 --> 00:48:07,921
we've seen a bunch
of our friends get married
1255
00:48:07,922 --> 00:48:10,224
and say good-bye
to their freedom.
1256
00:48:10,225 --> 00:48:11,191
Right?
1257
00:48:11,192 --> 00:48:13,126
And all of them have had a stag.
1258
00:48:13,127 --> 00:48:14,661
A great stag.
1259
00:48:14,662 --> 00:48:17,731
And part of the reason
why the stag was so awesome
1260
00:48:17,732 --> 00:48:21,034
was because I came up
with some clever-slash-fun prank
1261
00:48:21,035 --> 00:48:23,170
to pull on
the groom-to-be. True?
1262
00:48:23,171 --> 00:48:24,738
Yeah, it's true.
Correct.
1263
00:48:24,739 --> 00:48:25,739
You're the King, Kenny!
1264
00:48:25,740 --> 00:48:26,974
Gotta concede that.
1265
00:48:26,975 --> 00:48:30,344
Now it's my turn, okay?
1266
00:48:30,345 --> 00:48:33,881
It's my turn to say
good-bye to my freedom
1267
00:48:33,882 --> 00:48:35,916
and life as I know it.
1268
00:48:35,917 --> 00:48:38,252
And I've been freaking out
1269
00:48:38,253 --> 00:48:40,053
pretty much all day long
1270
00:48:40,054 --> 00:48:43,190
wondering what you guys were
gonna do to kick my ass.
1271
00:48:43,191 --> 00:48:44,758
And the guy that I had counted on
1272
00:48:44,759 --> 00:48:48,061
to show up and watch my back?
1273
00:48:48,062 --> 00:48:49,762
He didn't show.
1274
00:48:50,998 --> 00:48:53,467
And now I have
the distinct impression
1275
00:48:53,468 --> 00:48:57,236
that you guys have
nothing planned for me.
1276
00:48:59,273 --> 00:49:00,140
Nothing.
1277
00:49:00,141 --> 00:49:03,143
Not so fast, asshole!
1278
00:49:03,144 --> 00:49:05,778
I actually do have
some payback planned.
1279
00:49:06,713 --> 00:49:07,881
I think.
1280
00:49:07,882 --> 00:49:11,118
Or I did have some...
I did have some.
1281
00:49:11,119 --> 00:49:13,921
Yeah, yeah, we did,
but you know what?
1282
00:49:13,922 --> 00:49:15,689
Ran into a snag or two.
Wasn't me.
1283
00:49:15,690 --> 00:49:16,990
Why?
1284
00:49:16,991 --> 00:49:18,926
Well, I mean, you know,
not the easiest thing.
1285
00:49:18,927 --> 00:49:20,327
I mean, you know,
there's, you know,
1286
00:49:20,328 --> 00:49:22,462
a couple problems,
different stages to the...
1287
00:49:22,463 --> 00:49:26,066
PAUL: Some things just
kinda got in the way.
1288
00:49:26,067 --> 00:49:27,834
It actually seemed kind of mean.
1289
00:49:27,835 --> 00:49:29,636
It's supposed to be mean!
1290
00:49:29,637 --> 00:49:31,438
What was the plan?
1291
00:49:31,439 --> 00:49:32,806
Oh, it was gonna be amazing.
1292
00:49:32,807 --> 00:49:34,174
Okay, so first we were
gonna get you drunk,
1293
00:49:34,175 --> 00:49:35,809
and then when you passed out...
1294
00:49:35,810 --> 00:49:38,045
Okay, I know how it starts.
Let's get to how it ends.
1295
00:49:38,046 --> 00:49:41,548
Well, then we were gonna
take your pants off.
1296
00:49:41,549 --> 00:49:43,951
And give you a boner!
1297
00:49:43,952 --> 00:49:45,886
I wasn't gonna give you the boner.
1298
00:49:45,887 --> 00:49:47,888
No, no, no, no, no!
I didn't think...
1299
00:49:47,889 --> 00:49:49,556
Stripper would give you the boner.
1300
00:49:49,557 --> 00:49:50,657
I hate boners.
1301
00:49:50,658 --> 00:49:51,925
Well, wait a minute.
1302
00:49:51,926 --> 00:49:53,160
I thought we were gonna
give him Viagra.
1303
00:49:53,161 --> 00:49:54,294
RORY:
I couldn't get Viagra.
1304
00:49:54,295 --> 00:49:55,629
My mom keeps it locked up.
1305
00:49:55,630 --> 00:49:56,897
Your mom has Viagra?
1306
00:49:56,898 --> 00:49:57,931
Your mom has a penis?
1307
00:49:57,932 --> 00:49:59,199
No! Pfft!
1308
00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:00,801
My mom's boyfriend has a penis.
1309
00:50:00,802 --> 00:50:02,035
Your mom has a boyfriend?
1310
00:50:02,036 --> 00:50:04,071
Guys can we please fucking focus?
1311
00:50:04,072 --> 00:50:05,939
Okay, so once you had a boner,
1312
00:50:05,940 --> 00:50:08,141
we were gonna get the stripper
to write on it in indelible ink,
1313
00:50:08,142 --> 00:50:10,611
"Candy was here."
1314
00:50:10,612 --> 00:50:12,613
And then when, you know,
it was all small and soft,
1315
00:50:12,614 --> 00:50:14,648
it would just look
like a little smudge.
1316
00:50:14,649 --> 00:50:15,716
Or a freckle.
1317
00:50:15,717 --> 00:50:17,150
PAUL: And then
when you and Caroline
1318
00:50:17,151 --> 00:50:19,886
started to, you know, fool around.
1319
00:50:19,887 --> 00:50:21,388
Right?
1320
00:50:21,389 --> 00:50:24,491
Yeah, so then when it was
all big and engorged,
1321
00:50:24,492 --> 00:50:26,693
then she'd be able
to just clearly read it.
1322
00:50:26,694 --> 00:50:28,695
Yeah, I get it.
1323
00:50:28,696 --> 00:50:30,063
Guys, that's not half bad.
1324
00:50:30,064 --> 00:50:31,298
Why aren't we doing this?
1325
00:50:31,299 --> 00:50:33,834
Uh, who says we're not?
1326
00:50:33,835 --> 00:50:35,469
Well, no boner pills.
1327
00:50:35,470 --> 00:50:38,038
And also Candy said
she wouldn't do it.
1328
00:50:38,039 --> 00:50:39,206
I talked to her.
1329
00:50:39,207 --> 00:50:42,676
Guys, wait!
(PANTING) Stop!
1330
00:50:42,677 --> 00:50:44,211
We can't do it.
1331
00:50:44,212 --> 00:50:46,146
Can't. 'Cause...
1332
00:50:46,147 --> 00:50:49,950
I Googled the effects of
indelible ink on the penis,
1333
00:50:49,951 --> 00:50:51,451
and it is not pretty.
1334
00:50:51,452 --> 00:50:53,854
Carl, you can relax.
We're not doing it.
1335
00:50:53,855 --> 00:50:57,224
Okay. I just ran
12 blocks.
1336
00:50:57,225 --> 00:50:59,359
Eh, it's probably for the best.
1337
00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:01,762
I mean, that Caroline,
she is a sweet lady,
1338
00:51:01,763 --> 00:51:03,497
and she'd get pretty upset.
1339
00:51:03,498 --> 00:51:06,566
PAUL: Yeah, and, you know,
we'd have to get you drunk,
1340
00:51:06,567 --> 00:51:08,935
and that usually costs
a lot of money,
1341
00:51:08,936 --> 00:51:10,537
and I'm kinda tight
these days, Ken.
1342
00:51:10,538 --> 00:51:12,305
You know what?
I mean, it wouldn't happen
1343
00:51:12,306 --> 00:51:14,741
till later on tonight,
and I've had a long day.
1344
00:51:14,742 --> 00:51:16,343
I've gotta get going soon.
1345
00:51:16,344 --> 00:51:19,379
KEN: No, I get it guys.
Don't even worry about it.
1346
00:51:19,380 --> 00:51:22,315
I mean, if you're too busy
to disrespect me the way
1347
00:51:22,316 --> 00:51:25,118
I've disrespected you
in the past, that's fine.
1348
00:51:25,119 --> 00:51:28,021
I'll just, uh...
1349
00:51:28,022 --> 00:51:29,322
say good-bye
to my independence
1350
00:51:29,323 --> 00:51:32,959
over a couple of uneventful beers
1351
00:51:32,960 --> 00:51:35,295
and a boring cab ride home.
1352
00:51:35,296 --> 00:51:38,699
Okay.
So we're cool then?
1353
00:51:38,700 --> 00:51:39,999
Thanks, man.
1354
00:51:41,535 --> 00:51:45,072
RORY: It's ain't over
until it's over, Ken!
1355
00:51:45,073 --> 00:51:48,208
It ain't over until...
Okay, guys wait up.
1356
00:51:48,209 --> 00:51:51,044
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
1357
00:51:51,045 --> 00:51:52,945
Paul, wait up.
1358
00:51:55,048 --> 00:51:56,817
Hey, can I see you in the
bathroom for a second?
1359
00:51:56,818 --> 00:51:58,517
I... Oh, come on.
1360
00:52:02,189 --> 00:52:05,592
(MEN CHEERING)
1361
00:52:05,593 --> 00:52:06,727
Okay.
1362
00:52:06,728 --> 00:52:08,395
I'm gonna be honest.
I am not comfortable
1363
00:52:08,396 --> 00:52:10,497
helping you or watching
you get changed, so...
1364
00:52:10,498 --> 00:52:12,065
You know, I've been
watching you all night, Luke.
1365
00:52:12,066 --> 00:52:14,267
(STAMMERING)
Uh, I-I-I am a...
1366
00:52:14,268 --> 00:52:15,702
I'm a married happily man, so...
1367
00:52:15,703 --> 00:52:16,803
I mean, I'm a...
1368
00:52:16,804 --> 00:52:18,038
I'm a married happily man.
1369
00:52:18,039 --> 00:52:20,540
And yet you're in the ladies room
1370
00:52:20,541 --> 00:52:25,178
with a stripper
who's about to get undressed.
1371
00:52:25,179 --> 00:52:27,280
That's why I'm leaving.
1372
00:52:27,281 --> 00:52:30,383
Oh, so you don't
find me attractive?
1373
00:52:30,384 --> 00:52:33,453
No. What?
Yeah, yeah, I just...
1374
00:52:33,454 --> 00:52:35,322
Why are you here?
In the bathroom?
1375
00:52:35,323 --> 00:52:37,390
No, the stag.
1376
00:52:37,391 --> 00:52:39,326
Why am I at the stag?
Yeah.
1377
00:52:39,327 --> 00:52:40,527
'Cause it's a stag!
1378
00:52:40,528 --> 00:52:42,095
Hang out with the boys, right?
1379
00:52:42,096 --> 00:52:43,230
Get rid of stress from the job,
1380
00:52:43,231 --> 00:52:44,831
the stupid fucking job.
1381
00:52:44,832 --> 00:52:46,299
The toilet job?
1382
00:52:46,300 --> 00:52:48,001
Yes, the toilet job, yeah,
1383
00:52:48,002 --> 00:52:50,103
where every day, I deal with
rejection after rejection,
1384
00:52:50,104 --> 00:52:53,406
and then I go home to a stack
of bills and a messy house
1385
00:52:53,407 --> 00:52:55,275
and a kid who...
who I love.
1386
00:52:55,276 --> 00:52:57,077
I love her. Love
my daughter so much.
1387
00:52:57,078 --> 00:52:58,945
She's my princess, but she
doesn't shut the fuck up!
1388
00:52:58,946 --> 00:53:01,348
And now we got
another one on the way?
1389
00:53:01,349 --> 00:53:03,150
You know, all I want
once in a while
1390
00:53:03,151 --> 00:53:06,119
is a little intimacy
with my wife. That's it.
1391
00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:07,254
But she's not in the mood.
1392
00:53:07,255 --> 00:53:08,455
She's never in the mood!
1393
00:53:08,456 --> 00:53:09,556
So I go down to the TV room,
1394
00:53:09,557 --> 00:53:11,258
and I zone out till I fall asleep,
1395
00:53:11,259 --> 00:53:12,893
and then I wake up,
1396
00:53:12,894 --> 00:53:15,195
and I do the whole fucking
thing all over again.
1397
00:53:15,196 --> 00:53:17,197
That's why I'm at the stag.
1398
00:53:17,198 --> 00:53:20,901
And you thought
committing adultery would...
1399
00:53:20,902 --> 00:53:22,269
What?
Make that better?
1400
00:53:22,270 --> 00:53:24,371
No. I would never
cheat on my wife, okay?
1401
00:53:24,372 --> 00:53:25,739
I never have, I never will.
1402
00:53:25,740 --> 00:53:28,341
Well, then why the offer
to help me get changed?
1403
00:53:28,342 --> 00:53:30,110
You asked me to come in.
1404
00:53:30,111 --> 00:53:31,645
Ugh! Jesus, Luke,
you know what?
1405
00:53:31,646 --> 00:53:33,713
You are really
screwing things up here!
1406
00:53:33,714 --> 00:53:34,714
What?
1407
00:53:34,715 --> 00:53:35,615
Yeah. Okay, look,
1408
00:53:35,616 --> 00:53:37,050
I have a confession to make.
1409
00:53:37,051 --> 00:53:38,285
Please.
1410
00:53:38,286 --> 00:53:40,554
I'm not just a stripper.
1411
00:53:40,555 --> 00:53:42,556
Oh, my God, you're a hooker!
1412
00:53:42,557 --> 00:53:44,691
A hooker?
1413
00:53:44,692 --> 00:53:47,327
Do I look like
a hooker to you, Luke?
1414
00:53:47,328 --> 00:53:48,662
You... (SIGHS)
1415
00:53:48,663 --> 00:53:50,397
I don't know how to answer that.
1416
00:53:50,398 --> 00:53:51,765
I'm a blogger, Luke, okay?
1417
00:53:51,766 --> 00:53:53,099
I write a blog.
1418
00:53:53,100 --> 00:53:57,037
You've been writing
about us on the internet?
1419
00:53:57,038 --> 00:53:58,271
My "Manopause" followers
1420
00:53:58,272 --> 00:53:59,606
are gonna have
a tough time with you.
1421
00:53:59,607 --> 00:54:01,441
Okay,
what is "Manopause?"
1422
00:54:01,442 --> 00:54:04,845
Manopause... it's a term I
use for male menopause.
1423
00:54:04,846 --> 00:54:07,280
Guys like you that are
going through a midlife crisis.
1424
00:54:07,281 --> 00:54:09,816
Guys like me?
You don't even know me.
1425
00:54:09,817 --> 00:54:11,551
I'm not going through
a midlife crisis.
1426
00:54:11,552 --> 00:54:14,554
Well, you're
a middle-aged man
1427
00:54:14,555 --> 00:54:17,357
who may very well be one of the
oldest guys at this party...
1428
00:54:17,358 --> 00:54:18,925
(SCOFFS) What?
1429
00:54:18,926 --> 00:54:20,827
And you've got a wife
at home that you love so much
1430
00:54:20,828 --> 00:54:22,529
you're willing
to give up any career dreams
1431
00:54:22,530 --> 00:54:24,598
that you may have
in order to provide her
1432
00:54:24,599 --> 00:54:26,700
with some sense of security.
1433
00:54:26,701 --> 00:54:29,669
And despite the fact that
you are riddled with guilt,
1434
00:54:29,670 --> 00:54:31,905
you lied to her so
you could abandon the weight
1435
00:54:31,906 --> 00:54:34,174
of your responsibilities
and spend a few hours
1436
00:54:34,175 --> 00:54:35,542
with your male friends
1437
00:54:35,543 --> 00:54:37,611
reliving what you see
as happier days gone by
1438
00:54:37,612 --> 00:54:40,313
and a chance to see a
young woman partially naked.
1439
00:54:40,314 --> 00:54:42,315
Odds are you're questioning
your life choices,
1440
00:54:42,316 --> 00:54:46,920
and there's a 42% chance
that you are or will
1441
00:54:46,921 --> 00:54:48,987
consider a divorce.
1442
00:54:49,823 --> 00:54:51,858
Wow.
Yeah.
1443
00:54:51,859 --> 00:54:54,059
So you're only getting
partially naked.
1444
00:54:55,028 --> 00:54:57,297
Hey, gentlemen, grab a chair!
1445
00:54:57,298 --> 00:54:58,565
Hey, I'm Randy.
1446
00:54:58,566 --> 00:55:00,066
Carl.
RORY: Hey, Ken,
1447
00:55:00,067 --> 00:55:01,301
your beer's
looking a little empty there.
1448
00:55:01,302 --> 00:55:02,302
You need a re-up?
1449
00:55:02,303 --> 00:55:03,503
No, I'm good, man.
1450
00:55:03,504 --> 00:55:04,905
Look, Randy, Ken's beer's empty.
1451
00:55:04,906 --> 00:55:07,607
I'm gonna grab him
a nice, fresh mug o' beer.
1452
00:55:07,608 --> 00:55:09,376
So, Carl, what do you do?
1453
00:55:09,377 --> 00:55:11,745
I do background work.
1454
00:55:11,746 --> 00:55:14,347
You ever rubbed elbows
with any celebrities?
1455
00:55:14,348 --> 00:55:17,150
I did technically rub elbows
with Sean Penn once
1456
00:55:17,151 --> 00:55:18,351
in a rugby scrum.
1457
00:55:18,352 --> 00:55:19,552
Hey, I think I saw that movie.
1458
00:55:19,553 --> 00:55:21,154
Um, what was it called again?
1459
00:55:21,155 --> 00:55:22,656
Scrum of the Earth?
1460
00:55:22,657 --> 00:55:24,157
Yeah, right.
Yeah, yeah.
1461
00:55:24,158 --> 00:55:25,458
This is fun.
1462
00:55:25,459 --> 00:55:26,826
PAUL: Yeah!
1463
00:55:26,827 --> 00:55:30,028
Let's play some fucking man poker!
1464
00:55:32,565 --> 00:55:35,535
Okay, here we go, boys.
1465
00:55:35,536 --> 00:55:37,437
Uh-uh-uh-uh!
1466
00:55:37,438 --> 00:55:39,806
Beer! Yeah!
1467
00:55:39,807 --> 00:55:41,641
RANDY: I loved
Scrum of the Earth.
1468
00:55:41,642 --> 00:55:43,209
It's cool you were in that.
1469
00:55:43,210 --> 00:55:44,711
In it?
He had, like,
1470
00:55:44,712 --> 00:55:47,280
Sean's Penn's nut sack
just inches from his face.
1471
00:55:47,281 --> 00:55:48,415
Could somebody please deal?
1472
00:55:48,416 --> 00:55:50,116
Wasn't his nut sack.
1473
00:55:50,117 --> 00:55:52,152
It was his character's nut sack.
1474
00:55:52,153 --> 00:55:54,120
Oh, that's still awesome.
1475
00:55:54,121 --> 00:55:55,422
I guess.
1476
00:55:55,423 --> 00:55:56,690
KEN: Hey, Ken,
how was your stag?
1477
00:55:56,691 --> 00:55:58,591
My stag?
1478
00:55:58,592 --> 00:56:00,393
It was fucking amazing.
1479
00:56:00,394 --> 00:56:02,362
We sat around
a poker table all night
1480
00:56:02,363 --> 00:56:04,297
and talked
about Sean Penn's penis.
1481
00:56:04,298 --> 00:56:05,964
So what was it like?
1482
00:56:08,735 --> 00:56:10,704
Soft and warm, I guess.
1483
00:56:10,705 --> 00:56:12,772
RANDY: No, no, not his...
not his nut sack.
1484
00:56:12,773 --> 00:56:14,774
What was it like
working with Sean Penn?
1485
00:56:14,775 --> 00:56:17,177
Oh.
I don't know, we...
1486
00:56:17,178 --> 00:56:18,545
kept our distance, I guess.
1487
00:56:18,546 --> 00:56:19,980
RANDY: Oh, yeah,
professional courtesy.
1488
00:56:19,981 --> 00:56:22,182
You guys can't be
gawking over each other
1489
00:56:22,183 --> 00:56:24,351
like regular folk, huh?
1490
00:56:24,352 --> 00:56:26,419
No, that wouldn't be cool.
1491
00:56:26,420 --> 00:56:28,187
I can't believe
what I'm looking at.
1492
00:56:30,623 --> 00:56:31,624
Wow.
1493
00:56:31,625 --> 00:56:32,492
Huh.
1494
00:56:32,493 --> 00:56:35,195
But you know what, Candy,
1495
00:56:35,196 --> 00:56:36,663
this doesn't all sound like me.
1496
00:56:36,664 --> 00:56:38,631
Read farther down.
1497
00:56:38,632 --> 00:56:40,934
"Characteristics
of a mid-life crisis include
1498
00:56:40,935 --> 00:56:43,737
the deep sense of remorse
for missed opportunities."
1499
00:56:43,738 --> 00:56:44,938
Check.
1500
00:56:44,939 --> 00:56:48,208
"The desire to achieve
a feeling of youthfulness."
1501
00:56:48,209 --> 00:56:50,510
Check.
1502
00:56:50,511 --> 00:56:53,413
"The search of an undefined
dream or goal."
1503
00:56:53,414 --> 00:56:56,349
Well, how am I supposed
to know what that is?
1504
00:56:56,350 --> 00:56:58,651
That's what undefined means.
1505
00:56:58,652 --> 00:57:00,787
Look, don't drive yourself
nuts over this, okay?
1506
00:57:00,788 --> 00:57:03,121
I was just making an observation.
1507
00:57:05,825 --> 00:57:08,528
All right, you know
what guys? I fold.
1508
00:57:08,529 --> 00:57:10,263
The stag party
has officially began!
1509
00:57:10,264 --> 00:57:11,398
The stripper's here!
1510
00:57:11,399 --> 00:57:13,865
Time to get titties
on the forehead!
1511
00:57:15,835 --> 00:57:19,873
I did background work
on Titties On My Forehead
1512
00:57:19,874 --> 00:57:21,875
with Ice-T.
1513
00:57:21,876 --> 00:57:23,977
So, Carl, what was
Veronica Simpson like?
1514
00:57:23,978 --> 00:57:25,812
Mmm, yeah!
CARL: She was, uh...
1515
00:57:25,813 --> 00:57:28,648
She was nice, actually.
1516
00:57:28,649 --> 00:57:31,951
Okay, great,
but what was she like?
1517
00:57:31,952 --> 00:57:33,620
I mean,
was she smoking hot, or...?
1518
00:57:33,621 --> 00:57:35,555
Yeah, she's, um...
1519
00:57:35,556 --> 00:57:36,556
She's really pretty.
1520
00:57:36,557 --> 00:57:37,857
(PAUL LAUGHING)
1521
00:57:37,858 --> 00:57:39,192
And, uh...
1522
00:57:39,193 --> 00:57:40,894
nice.
Least, she seems nice.
1523
00:57:40,895 --> 00:57:42,962
That's nice.
That's good to hear.
1524
00:57:42,963 --> 00:57:45,031
Nice? Like she'd
give you the time of day.
1525
00:57:45,032 --> 00:57:47,934
(LAUGHTER)
1526
00:57:47,935 --> 00:57:49,335
She was great in Tiger Bait.
1527
00:57:49,336 --> 00:57:50,603
She's got a great ass, though.
1528
00:57:50,604 --> 00:57:51,704
Oh, she really does!
1529
00:57:51,705 --> 00:57:53,006
I would tap that in a heartbeat.
1530
00:57:53,007 --> 00:57:54,674
Okay, guys, that's not really...
1531
00:57:54,675 --> 00:57:56,810
I bet she'd be a pretty
good fucking lay.
1532
00:57:56,811 --> 00:57:58,611
Yeah, for sure, she would be.
1533
00:57:58,612 --> 00:58:00,280
Yeah, yeah.
No, I mean, I'd...
1534
00:58:00,281 --> 00:58:01,881
I, for one, would love to,
1535
00:58:01,882 --> 00:58:04,751
you know, really lay...
lay her.
1536
00:58:04,752 --> 00:58:06,953
She's an actor. How do you
know she's not faking it?
1537
00:58:06,954 --> 00:58:08,388
She wouldn't be faking it with me.
1538
00:58:08,389 --> 00:58:10,390
(LAUGHING)
1539
00:58:10,391 --> 00:58:12,358
Yeah, me, too.
1540
00:58:12,359 --> 00:58:13,560
Okay, guys, come on.
1541
00:58:13,561 --> 00:58:14,694
But she's an actor, right?
1542
00:58:14,695 --> 00:58:16,029
Yeah.
Yeah, sometimes
1543
00:58:16,030 --> 00:58:17,363
they're just show
and no substance.
1544
00:58:17,364 --> 00:58:18,565
Hey, that's not necessarily...
1545
00:58:18,566 --> 00:58:19,999
Still, she's got a great ass.
1546
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:21,000
Great rack, too.
1547
00:58:21,001 --> 00:58:22,836
Oh, that's it!
We get Ken implants!
1548
00:58:22,837 --> 00:58:23,770
Enough!
1549
00:58:23,771 --> 00:58:25,438
Let's just play poker, okay?
1550
00:58:25,439 --> 00:58:27,907
You're all talking smack about
a person you never even met.
1551
00:58:27,908 --> 00:58:30,910
So let's forget
about Veronica Simpson
1552
00:58:30,911 --> 00:58:32,545
and just play mindless poker
1553
00:58:32,546 --> 00:58:35,248
with mindless friends, all right?
1554
00:58:35,249 --> 00:58:36,816
Okay, Carl.
1555
00:58:36,817 --> 00:58:37,617
Sorry.
1556
00:58:37,618 --> 00:58:38,718
RANDY: Sorry, Carl.
1557
00:58:38,719 --> 00:58:39,719
Mr. Cranky over here.
1558
00:58:39,720 --> 00:58:41,321
You having a rough day?
1559
00:58:41,322 --> 00:58:44,023
You have no idea.
1560
00:58:44,024 --> 00:58:45,058
Whoa, whoa, hey.
1561
00:58:45,059 --> 00:58:46,759
You're not playing again, are you?
1562
00:58:46,760 --> 00:58:49,195
Yeah, why the fuck not?
1563
00:58:49,196 --> 00:58:51,231
Trying to help you look after
your money, that's all.
1564
00:58:51,232 --> 00:58:52,665
That's all right.
1565
00:58:52,666 --> 00:58:54,100
I mean, it's okay for you to play,
1566
00:58:54,101 --> 00:58:55,702
it's just you need
to know your limit.
1567
00:58:55,703 --> 00:58:57,170
You're right, I know.
You're right.
1568
00:58:57,171 --> 00:58:58,371
Okay. I'm proud of you.
1569
00:58:58,372 --> 00:59:00,974
PAUL: How much do
you think I should spend?
1570
00:59:00,975 --> 00:59:02,842
Well, I don't know I mean,
1571
00:59:02,843 --> 00:59:05,111
are you comfortable
with, say, $10?
1572
00:59:05,112 --> 00:59:06,846
$10 is good, yeah.
1573
00:59:06,847 --> 00:59:08,848
Let's just have a look
and see how much you got left.
1574
00:59:08,849 --> 00:59:10,216
What the fuck
is wrong with you two?
1575
00:59:10,217 --> 00:59:12,085
BOTH: What the fuck
is wrong with you?
1576
00:59:12,086 --> 00:59:13,153
Play the fucking game!
1577
00:59:13,154 --> 00:59:14,787
Shut up!
No, you're the fucking homo!
1578
00:59:14,788 --> 00:59:15,889
Oh, you're so gay!
1579
00:59:15,890 --> 00:59:17,457
You're totally gay!
1580
00:59:17,458 --> 00:59:20,527
Can we play more than one
round of fucking poker here?
1581
00:59:20,528 --> 00:59:24,830
(RAP MUSIC PLAYING)
1582
00:59:31,371 --> 00:59:34,306
(CELL PHONE RINGS)
1583
00:59:35,608 --> 00:59:38,577
(RINGS)
1584
00:59:39,379 --> 00:59:43,048
(RINGS)
1585
00:59:44,384 --> 00:59:46,319
(RINGS)
1586
00:59:46,320 --> 00:59:47,353
Hello?
1587
00:59:47,354 --> 00:59:48,588
Hi, Daddy!
1588
00:59:48,589 --> 00:59:50,723
Isabelle. Hi, sweetie,
how are you?
1589
00:59:50,724 --> 00:59:52,625
Good.
Hey, Daddy, guess what?
1590
00:59:52,626 --> 00:59:53,960
What?
1591
00:59:53,961 --> 00:59:56,162
I did a perfect cartwheel
at gymnastics tonight!
1592
00:59:56,163 --> 00:59:59,432
You did? That's great.
You must be so happy.
1593
00:59:59,433 --> 01:00:00,867
I'm super happy.
1594
01:00:00,868 --> 01:00:02,969
I wish you could have seen it.
1595
01:00:02,970 --> 01:00:05,038
I wish I could have
seen it, too, sweetie.
1596
01:00:05,039 --> 01:00:07,140
I should have been there.
I'm sorry.
1597
01:00:07,141 --> 01:00:08,174
That's okay, Daddy.
1598
01:00:08,175 --> 01:00:09,976
I know you have to stay
and do your work.
1599
01:00:09,977 --> 01:00:12,745
And Mommy videotaped it for you
so you can watch it later.
1600
01:00:12,746 --> 01:00:15,682
She did?
That's great.
1601
01:00:15,683 --> 01:00:17,183
Is work going okay, Daddy?
1602
01:00:17,184 --> 01:00:20,153
Yeah.
1603
01:00:20,154 --> 01:00:21,920
Yeah.
1604
01:00:23,456 --> 01:00:26,292
Hey, Isabelle, I should
probably get going, okay?
1605
01:00:26,293 --> 01:00:28,528
Okay. Will you come tuck
me in when you get home
1606
01:00:28,529 --> 01:00:30,463
and give me a kiss?
1607
01:00:30,464 --> 01:00:32,298
Of course.
1608
01:00:32,299 --> 01:00:33,366
You want to talk to Mommy?
1609
01:00:33,367 --> 01:00:35,668
No, no, no!
No. No, no, no, no, no!
1610
01:00:35,669 --> 01:00:37,704
Just tell Mommy that I am,
1611
01:00:37,705 --> 01:00:40,173
you know, gonna
be home soon, okay?
1612
01:00:40,174 --> 01:00:41,608
Okay. Love you, Daddy.
1613
01:00:41,609 --> 01:00:43,376
I love you, too, pal.
Bye.
1614
01:00:43,377 --> 01:00:44,577
Bye.
1615
01:00:44,578 --> 01:00:47,446
He didn't want to talk to me?
1616
01:00:49,749 --> 01:00:52,451
(MEN SHOUTING)
1617
01:00:59,559 --> 01:01:01,327
Hey, Candy.
1618
01:01:01,328 --> 01:01:02,562
Hey, buddy, fuck off.
1619
01:01:02,563 --> 01:01:04,097
Just relax, buddy.
1620
01:01:04,098 --> 01:01:04,897
What's up, Luke?
1621
01:01:04,898 --> 01:01:07,567
Not me.
Get lost, buddy.
1622
01:01:07,568 --> 01:01:09,168
Look, you were totally right
1623
01:01:09,169 --> 01:01:12,238
about the whole
mid-life crisis thing.
1624
01:01:12,239 --> 01:01:13,273
Weird, huh?
1625
01:01:13,274 --> 01:01:15,308
Not really, no.
1626
01:01:15,309 --> 01:01:19,012
Well, anyway, I found out
what my undefined dream is.
1627
01:01:19,013 --> 01:01:20,446
You did?
1628
01:01:20,447 --> 01:01:23,616
Yeah, so thank you.
1629
01:01:23,617 --> 01:01:24,817
I'm gonna take off.
1630
01:01:24,818 --> 01:01:26,986
(CHANTING)
Peeler! Peeler! Peeler!
1631
01:01:26,987 --> 01:01:31,324
Peeler! Peeler!
Peeler! Peeler!
1632
01:01:31,325 --> 01:01:33,293
Peeler! Peeler!
1633
01:01:33,294 --> 01:01:35,395
Guess that's my cue
for the group show.
1634
01:01:35,396 --> 01:01:40,233
Damn! That's the worst
$60 I ever spent!
1635
01:01:40,234 --> 01:01:41,367
Candy, you know what?
1636
01:01:41,368 --> 01:01:42,802
I mean, you can skip this.
1637
01:01:42,803 --> 01:01:44,203
You know, you don't have to do it.
1638
01:01:44,204 --> 01:01:46,372
I mean, you have so many
followers on your blog,
1639
01:01:46,373 --> 01:01:48,875
like, why don't you just
be a regular writer?
1640
01:01:48,876 --> 01:01:51,144
But I am a regular writer.
1641
01:01:51,145 --> 01:01:53,279
I'm not a victim here, Luke.
1642
01:01:53,280 --> 01:01:57,283
I can assure you that there is a
great sense of power and control
1643
01:01:57,284 --> 01:01:59,786
that comes when you're
totally exposed to someone,
1644
01:01:59,787 --> 01:02:02,488
and yet in absolute
control over them.
1645
01:02:02,489 --> 01:02:04,924
Also makes it dead simple
to get into their psyche.
1646
01:02:04,925 --> 01:02:08,161
Really?
Sure.
1647
01:02:08,162 --> 01:02:09,996
You ever see the look
on a little kid's face
1648
01:02:09,997 --> 01:02:12,364
when they've been
watching TV for too long?
1649
01:02:14,100 --> 01:02:16,569
Like taking candy from a baby.
1650
01:02:16,570 --> 01:02:17,770
(SNAPPING)
1651
01:02:17,771 --> 01:02:19,672
Holy shit.
1652
01:02:19,673 --> 01:02:21,941
It was nice meeting you, Luke.
1653
01:02:21,942 --> 01:02:24,344
(WOLF WHISTLE)
1654
01:02:24,345 --> 01:02:25,211
(HIP-HOP SONG BEGINS)
1655
01:02:25,212 --> 01:02:27,646
Here we go.
All right, yeah!
1656
01:02:28,514 --> 01:02:31,149
Yeah!
1657
01:02:33,386 --> 01:02:34,620
Oh, my God!
1658
01:02:34,621 --> 01:02:36,055
That is what I'm talking about!
1659
01:02:36,056 --> 01:02:37,390
(CHEERS AND SHOUTS)
1660
01:02:37,391 --> 01:02:39,792
What are you, uh...
What are you doing?
1661
01:02:39,793 --> 01:02:41,461
I thought you were leaving.
1662
01:02:41,462 --> 01:02:43,029
Yeah, I just...
I got... Yeah.
1663
01:02:43,030 --> 01:02:46,065
But I have a couple
of minutes, so...
1664
01:02:46,066 --> 01:02:47,433
Hi.
1665
01:02:47,434 --> 01:02:48,668
(LAUGHS)
1666
01:02:48,669 --> 01:02:51,069
(CHEERING)
1667
01:02:53,039 --> 01:02:56,275
Take the titties out!
1668
01:02:56,276 --> 01:02:57,443
Please!
1669
01:02:57,444 --> 01:02:58,811
(CHEERING)
1670
01:02:58,812 --> 01:03:01,981
Hey! That's Candy!
That was great!
1671
01:03:01,982 --> 01:03:03,649
Oh, thank you
so much. Okay.
1672
01:03:03,650 --> 01:03:04,951
Round of applause for Candy,
1673
01:03:04,952 --> 01:03:06,219
and we'll see her next time.
1674
01:03:06,220 --> 01:03:07,887
Hey, uh, what the fuck
are you doing?
1675
01:03:07,888 --> 01:03:09,155
She didn't even start yet!
1676
01:03:09,156 --> 01:03:10,423
Well, use your imagination.
1677
01:03:10,424 --> 01:03:11,224
It was starting to...
1678
01:03:11,225 --> 01:03:12,458
What are you really doing?
1679
01:03:12,459 --> 01:03:13,693
Hmm? Oh.
1680
01:03:13,694 --> 01:03:15,495
Well, you told me
to watch your back,
1681
01:03:15,496 --> 01:03:17,864
and I just feel like things are
getting out of control, okay?
1682
01:03:17,865 --> 01:03:19,031
Guys, look it, I don't think
1683
01:03:19,032 --> 01:03:20,700
we need a dancer here tonight.
1684
01:03:20,701 --> 01:03:23,202
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yes, we fucking do!
1685
01:03:23,203 --> 01:03:24,737
Have you lost your fucking mind?
1686
01:03:24,738 --> 01:03:27,707
Yeah, we really do need some
guys stuff right now, Luke!
1687
01:03:27,708 --> 01:03:28,775
You don't have to do this.
1688
01:03:28,776 --> 01:03:30,343
Yes, I do, okay?
1689
01:03:30,344 --> 01:03:33,212
Guys, let me explain.
Give me a second.
1690
01:03:33,213 --> 01:03:36,883
We are grown, mature men.
1691
01:03:36,884 --> 01:03:38,284
Get him!
1692
01:03:38,285 --> 01:03:39,552
(SHOUTING)
1693
01:03:39,553 --> 01:03:41,286
No, no, no!
1694
01:03:43,956 --> 01:03:46,626
Wait! Wait! Wait!
1695
01:03:46,627 --> 01:03:49,095
Just a minute, okay?
1696
01:03:49,096 --> 01:03:51,964
I, uh... I came here to dance
for you guys,
1697
01:03:51,965 --> 01:03:53,232
so that's what I'm gonna do.
1698
01:03:53,233 --> 01:03:55,001
ALL: Yeah!
1699
01:03:55,002 --> 01:03:57,003
But first, I need to come clean.
1700
01:03:57,004 --> 01:04:00,273
My name isn't Candy.
It's Margaret.
1701
01:04:00,274 --> 01:04:01,941
Yeah, okay, Candy,
Margaret, whatever!
1702
01:04:01,942 --> 01:04:03,176
Take the titties out!
1703
01:04:03,177 --> 01:04:05,411
And I'm actually
not just a stripper.
1704
01:04:05,412 --> 01:04:07,079
I'm a writer.
1705
01:04:07,080 --> 01:04:09,549
And I've been secretly using all
of you in a giant case study.
1706
01:04:09,550 --> 01:04:12,518
So even though the mood
has been killed,
1707
01:04:12,519 --> 01:04:15,755
and it's not something
I want to do right now,
1708
01:04:15,756 --> 01:04:17,023
I'm gonna strip for you.
1709
01:04:17,024 --> 01:04:19,926
But you need to be
aware that you are,
1710
01:04:19,927 --> 01:04:21,227
in a sense, all guinea pigs
1711
01:04:21,228 --> 01:04:23,162
being used in a massive case study
1712
01:04:23,163 --> 01:04:24,397
that will essentially reflect
1713
01:04:24,398 --> 01:04:27,499
how the male species is perceived.
1714
01:04:29,802 --> 01:04:32,038
Yeah, she's gonna strip!
1715
01:04:32,039 --> 01:04:34,740
(CHEERING)
1716
01:04:34,741 --> 01:04:39,811
(MUSIC PLAYING)
1717
01:04:46,619 --> 01:04:47,987
Yeah!
(WILD CHEERING)
1718
01:04:47,988 --> 01:04:49,021
Wait!
1719
01:04:49,022 --> 01:04:50,423
(GROANING)
1720
01:04:50,424 --> 01:04:51,491
Wait!
1721
01:04:51,492 --> 01:04:53,092
What are you doing?
1722
01:04:53,093 --> 01:04:55,495
What are you doing?!
1723
01:04:55,496 --> 01:04:56,629
She's right.
1724
01:04:56,630 --> 01:04:57,864
KEN: (WHISPERING)
What the fuck are you doing?
1725
01:04:57,865 --> 01:04:59,232
She's a person.
1726
01:04:59,233 --> 01:05:01,734
Her name is Margaret.
1727
01:05:01,735 --> 01:05:05,438
She has a mom and a dad
and brothers and sisters.
1728
01:05:05,439 --> 01:05:08,174
Look, she's more
than just nice boobs
1729
01:05:08,175 --> 01:05:10,676
and gyrating hips.
1730
01:05:10,677 --> 01:05:12,311
Jesus.
1731
01:05:12,312 --> 01:05:14,280
My whole life, I've been
looked at like an object,
1732
01:05:14,281 --> 01:05:16,516
and not in a good way.
1733
01:05:16,517 --> 01:05:18,751
Been looked at like something
1734
01:05:18,752 --> 01:05:23,055
that's worthless and replaceable.
1735
01:05:23,056 --> 01:05:25,658
Nobody gives a crap
about who I am.
1736
01:05:25,659 --> 01:05:28,561
Oh, my God.
So?
1737
01:05:28,562 --> 01:05:30,196
That feels like shit.
1738
01:05:30,197 --> 01:05:32,598
Then I met this great girl, and...
1739
01:05:32,599 --> 01:05:35,468
This is officially the
worst stag party ever.
1740
01:05:35,469 --> 01:05:37,770
And I treated her the same way,
1741
01:05:37,771 --> 01:05:40,373
so I learned my lesson.
1742
01:05:40,374 --> 01:05:42,174
Margaret, you're free to go.
1743
01:05:42,175 --> 01:05:44,610
Not so fast, Margaret!
1744
01:05:44,611 --> 01:05:47,346
See, I personally don't give
a shit about your name
1745
01:05:47,347 --> 01:05:48,381
or your blog.
1746
01:05:48,382 --> 01:05:49,849
And, Carl, I don't give a shit
1747
01:05:49,850 --> 01:05:51,884
about your sad-sack
fucking story.
1748
01:05:51,885 --> 01:05:54,353
What I do give a shit
about is seeing
1749
01:05:54,354 --> 01:05:58,090
those beautiful tits
on my friend Kenny's head.
1750
01:05:58,091 --> 01:05:59,992
Right, Henry?
Yeah!
1751
01:05:59,993 --> 01:06:01,327
PAUL: Henry?
1752
01:06:01,328 --> 01:06:03,429
(CRYING) It's just
a heartbreaking story.
1753
01:06:03,430 --> 01:06:06,032
Oh, fuck this, Carl!
Get off the stage!
1754
01:06:06,033 --> 01:06:08,668
There is a stripper here
who need to get to work!
1755
01:06:08,669 --> 01:06:11,671
Over my dead body.
1756
01:06:11,672 --> 01:06:13,005
Mine, too.
1757
01:06:13,006 --> 01:06:15,174
That is not gonna
be a fucking problem.
1758
01:06:15,175 --> 01:06:16,475
(MEN SHOUTING)
1759
01:06:16,476 --> 01:06:18,311
Yeow!
1760
01:06:18,312 --> 01:06:19,312
Yeow!
1761
01:06:19,313 --> 01:06:20,112
(GRUNTS)
1762
01:06:20,113 --> 01:06:22,114
(CRASH)
MEN: Ohh!
1763
01:06:22,115 --> 01:06:23,215
What was that?
1764
01:06:23,216 --> 01:06:24,216
Christ, Henry, what are you doing?
1765
01:06:24,217 --> 01:06:25,451
Are you all right?
1766
01:06:25,452 --> 01:06:27,186
HENRY: Oh, I landed
on my wallet!
1767
01:06:27,187 --> 01:06:29,188
All right, that's it. Party's over.
1768
01:06:29,189 --> 01:06:30,523
Party's over?
What do you mean, party...
1769
01:06:30,524 --> 01:06:32,358
It's 9:00.
1770
01:06:32,359 --> 01:06:34,226
Finish your drinks and get
the fuck out of my bar!
1771
01:06:34,227 --> 01:06:36,362
Why are you
cursing at me? I'm...
1772
01:06:36,363 --> 01:06:39,430
I'm the dude paying you!
1773
01:06:41,968 --> 01:06:44,971
This is awesome.
1774
01:06:44,972 --> 01:06:47,972
Man, I so wanted to burn your ass.
1775
01:06:49,241 --> 01:06:51,543
I wanted you to burn my ass.
1776
01:06:54,880 --> 01:06:56,882
Rory, let me ask
you something, man.
1777
01:06:56,883 --> 01:06:59,385
For years, you've been carrying
this chip on your shoulder
1778
01:06:59,386 --> 01:07:03,189
from me ruining
your perception thing, right?
1779
01:07:03,190 --> 01:07:05,124
Very much so.
1780
01:07:05,125 --> 01:07:06,392
Weren't you the guy
that we painted
1781
01:07:06,393 --> 01:07:08,594
a gigantic face on his body
1782
01:07:08,595 --> 01:07:11,631
to make his pecker
look like his tongue?
1783
01:07:11,632 --> 01:07:14,967
How does that cause
a mental problem?
1784
01:07:14,968 --> 01:07:16,469
My fiancée had been suffering
1785
01:07:16,470 --> 01:07:19,238
from low self-esteem
issues in the bedroom.
1786
01:07:19,239 --> 01:07:23,209
When she walked in and saw
me laying there with "it"
1787
01:07:23,210 --> 01:07:25,177
sticking its tongue out at her,
1788
01:07:25,178 --> 01:07:26,712
she was so hurt emotionally,
1789
01:07:26,713 --> 01:07:31,517
she couldn't bring herself
to touch it anymore.
1790
01:07:31,518 --> 01:07:35,688
So I was exiled to
an island of self-pleasure.
1791
01:07:35,689 --> 01:07:37,690
One day, she came into the
bathroom unannounced,
1792
01:07:37,691 --> 01:07:42,461
and I fell backward into the
tub and smacked my head.
1793
01:07:42,462 --> 01:07:45,498
Ever since then,
I've had this condition.
1794
01:07:45,499 --> 01:07:46,832
That's weird.
1795
01:07:46,833 --> 01:07:48,034
Mm-hmm.
1796
01:07:48,035 --> 01:07:50,736
Is it permanent?
1797
01:07:50,737 --> 01:07:52,338
The doctors say
it'll take a few years,
1798
01:07:52,339 --> 01:07:55,041
but it'll eventually go away.
1799
01:07:55,042 --> 01:07:56,742
What about your wife?
1800
01:07:56,743 --> 01:07:58,077
Oh. (LAUGHS)
1801
01:07:58,078 --> 01:07:59,512
We, uh...
1802
01:07:59,513 --> 01:08:01,047
We've been going
to this sex therapist.
1803
01:08:01,048 --> 01:08:03,416
Oh, nice.
Yeah, and, um...
1804
01:08:03,417 --> 01:08:05,384
(LAUGHING)
You know, ever since then,
1805
01:08:05,385 --> 01:08:06,786
she's been like an animal.
1806
01:08:06,787 --> 01:08:09,555
Okay.
Like a wildebeest or like a jackalope.
1807
01:08:09,556 --> 01:08:10,656
Oh!
1808
01:08:10,657 --> 01:08:12,258
Yeah. She just wants it
all the time.
1809
01:08:12,259 --> 01:08:13,492
Whoa. That's great!
1810
01:08:13,493 --> 01:08:15,194
Yeah.
Well, only problem is,
1811
01:08:15,195 --> 01:08:17,129
you know, with the whole
depth, perception thing,
1812
01:08:17,130 --> 01:08:18,631
I keep trying to dock the boat
1813
01:08:18,632 --> 01:08:20,032
in the wrong slip.
1814
01:08:20,033 --> 01:08:22,234
Keep trying to put
my penis in her bum.
1815
01:08:22,235 --> 01:08:23,302
Yeah, I got it.
1816
01:08:23,303 --> 01:08:24,937
That's not a metaphor.
1817
01:08:24,938 --> 01:08:26,906
I'm gonna head out, pal.
1818
01:08:26,907 --> 01:08:28,307
Of course, you are.
1819
01:08:28,308 --> 01:08:30,543
I mean, why would you stay?
1820
01:08:30,544 --> 01:08:31,577
You okay?
1821
01:08:31,578 --> 01:08:32,378
Oh, I'm fine.
1822
01:08:32,379 --> 01:08:34,146
I'm fucking awesome.
1823
01:08:34,147 --> 01:08:35,314
When people look
back at this event,
1824
01:08:35,315 --> 01:08:36,515
you know what they'll say?
1825
01:08:36,516 --> 01:08:37,316
What?
1826
01:08:37,317 --> 01:08:38,584
Nothing, okay?
1827
01:08:38,585 --> 01:08:40,653
They won't say a damn thing!
1828
01:08:40,654 --> 01:08:43,556
There'll be no memories, no tales,
1829
01:08:43,557 --> 01:08:45,057
no legacy,
1830
01:08:45,058 --> 01:08:46,492
just a guy whose best friends
1831
01:08:46,493 --> 01:08:48,461
don't care about him
enough to abuse him
1832
01:08:48,462 --> 01:08:50,929
(SHOUTING) at his own stag!
1833
01:08:52,732 --> 01:08:54,633
You okay?
1834
01:08:54,634 --> 01:08:56,602
Yeah, yeah.
1835
01:08:56,603 --> 01:08:58,504
Feel like a bit
of an idiot, though.
1836
01:08:58,505 --> 01:09:00,206
No, no, no.
1837
01:09:00,207 --> 01:09:02,475
That was brave, Henry.
1838
01:09:02,476 --> 01:09:05,177
Poorly executed, but brave.
1839
01:09:05,178 --> 01:09:07,079
Like Jason Statham?
1840
01:09:07,080 --> 01:09:08,613
No.
No.
1841
01:09:11,250 --> 01:09:14,053
Look, about what happened earlier
1842
01:09:14,054 --> 01:09:17,656
in the, uh, alley.
1843
01:09:17,657 --> 01:09:19,492
Yeah. Uh, that.
1844
01:09:19,493 --> 01:09:24,963
Um, well, you know, uh...
1845
01:09:27,433 --> 01:09:29,734
Look,
the fucked-up thing is...
1846
01:09:31,871 --> 01:09:33,405
I didn't hate it.
1847
01:09:33,406 --> 01:09:34,774
It was weird.
1848
01:09:34,775 --> 01:09:35,708
Yeah, it was weird.
1849
01:09:35,709 --> 01:09:37,409
Weird.
Fuckin' weird, but...
1850
01:09:37,410 --> 01:09:39,944
You know, we'll work that out.
1851
01:09:40,913 --> 01:09:42,148
Yeah, yeah.
1852
01:09:42,149 --> 01:09:43,983
Yeah, we'll work that out.
1853
01:09:43,984 --> 01:09:45,818
We'll work it out, but...
1854
01:09:45,819 --> 01:09:48,387
look, keep this
on the fucking downlow, right?
1855
01:09:48,388 --> 01:09:51,924
Yeah, like,
way... fucking low.
1856
01:09:51,925 --> 01:09:52,992
Down there.
1857
01:09:52,993 --> 01:09:54,460
Good.
1858
01:09:54,461 --> 01:09:56,896
All right, let's go
hang with these monkeys
1859
01:09:56,897 --> 01:09:58,030
and get the fuck out of here.
1860
01:09:58,031 --> 01:09:59,497
All right.
1861
01:10:00,366 --> 01:10:01,567
Uh, you got stuff...
1862
01:10:01,568 --> 01:10:03,169
Don't fucking touch me!
1863
01:10:03,170 --> 01:10:05,436
There's just schmutz on your...
1864
01:10:08,674 --> 01:10:11,043
I am so sorry about the mess.
1865
01:10:11,044 --> 01:10:12,545
God.
1866
01:10:12,546 --> 01:10:15,514
It's no problem.
I've seen a lot worse.
1867
01:10:15,515 --> 01:10:18,216
Those guys can be pigs, you know?
1868
01:10:19,318 --> 01:10:21,586
Some of them.
1869
01:10:22,988 --> 01:10:24,824
Hey, Pam,
1870
01:10:24,825 --> 01:10:28,227
let's say, uh, we're
at a family gathering.
1871
01:10:28,228 --> 01:10:31,664
You know, you're there,
and my wife is there.
1872
01:10:31,665 --> 01:10:32,965
Uh-huh.
1873
01:10:32,966 --> 01:10:36,268
I mean, you're not the kind
of person that would talk
1874
01:10:36,269 --> 01:10:38,870
about work when you're
with family anyway, right?
1875
01:10:40,739 --> 01:10:43,375
I'll make you a deal, Uncle Luke.
1876
01:10:43,376 --> 01:10:44,610
I will never talk about this night
1877
01:10:44,611 --> 01:10:46,779
in the presence of our family,
1878
01:10:46,780 --> 01:10:50,049
if you promise never
to say the word "pussy"
1879
01:10:50,050 --> 01:10:52,117
in front of me again.
1880
01:10:52,118 --> 01:10:53,252
I didn't.
Did I say pu...
1881
01:10:53,253 --> 01:10:56,121
Did I say that?
Yeah.
1882
01:10:56,122 --> 01:10:57,389
Deal.
I will... I will...
1883
01:10:57,390 --> 01:10:58,524
I will not do that again.
1884
01:10:58,525 --> 01:11:00,226
I'm surprised I even said it.
1885
01:11:00,227 --> 01:11:02,094
Probably wasn't me.
1886
01:11:02,095 --> 01:11:03,662
But I'll tell the guys
not to do it.
1887
01:11:03,663 --> 01:11:06,398
All right, guys,
I'm gonna get going.
1888
01:11:06,399 --> 01:11:08,599
See you, Randy.
1889
01:11:12,705 --> 01:11:15,106
Ah, well...
1890
01:11:18,577 --> 01:11:21,846
Did I say "pussy"
earlier out loud?
1891
01:11:23,315 --> 01:11:24,916
LUKE:
Unbelievable.
1892
01:11:26,285 --> 01:11:29,188
Hey, Ken, look, I'm sorry
that you didn't have a...
1893
01:11:29,189 --> 01:11:30,990
No, no, no, I get it.
1894
01:11:30,991 --> 01:11:32,890
I'm a dick.
1895
01:11:34,226 --> 01:11:36,262
I'm a dick.
1896
01:11:36,263 --> 01:11:38,631
It's time to stop with all of this
1897
01:11:38,632 --> 01:11:41,166
idiotic behavior
and childish pranks
1898
01:11:41,167 --> 01:11:42,568
and settle down.
1899
01:11:42,569 --> 01:11:45,237
I even know how awesome
Caroline is for me
1900
01:11:45,238 --> 01:11:47,873
and how perfect we are together.
1901
01:11:47,874 --> 01:11:50,743
I just wanted one last night,
though, you know?
1902
01:11:50,744 --> 01:11:53,846
One last night.
I wanted to celebrate.
1903
01:11:53,847 --> 01:11:55,915
I wanted to wear
a stripper's boobs
1904
01:11:55,916 --> 01:11:58,117
on my head like a sailor hat.
1905
01:11:58,118 --> 01:11:59,851
Crazy.
1906
01:12:00,886 --> 01:12:04,957
I'll settle for beers
with my best friends
1907
01:12:04,958 --> 01:12:07,558
and the two gay guys.
1908
01:12:09,261 --> 01:12:11,397
What... We...
1909
01:12:11,398 --> 01:12:12,930
No.
1910
01:12:17,369 --> 01:12:22,073
Oh... my... God.
1911
01:12:31,383 --> 01:12:34,318
I'll mention the great ass thing.
1912
01:12:39,992 --> 01:12:41,293
Hey.
1913
01:12:41,294 --> 01:12:43,362
Hey.
1914
01:12:43,363 --> 01:12:44,830
Uh, how did you...
1915
01:12:44,831 --> 01:12:46,565
You told the wardrobe girl
1916
01:12:46,566 --> 01:12:49,335
that you had a special
gala to attend here?
1917
01:12:49,336 --> 01:12:50,569
Oh, I did?
1918
01:12:50,570 --> 01:12:52,838
Mm-hmm.
And the make-up girl
1919
01:12:52,839 --> 01:12:54,473
and the guy at craft services.
1920
01:12:54,474 --> 01:12:56,976
Okay.
And I said gala?
1921
01:12:56,977 --> 01:12:58,077
Apparently.
1922
01:12:58,078 --> 01:12:59,277
Cool.
1923
01:13:01,113 --> 01:13:04,649
So why are you here?
1924
01:13:06,251 --> 01:13:08,253
I don't know. Um...
1925
01:13:08,254 --> 01:13:09,755
I guess I wanted to tell you
1926
01:13:09,756 --> 01:13:12,323
that you really bug
the shit out of me.
1927
01:13:13,759 --> 01:13:15,761
Okay, message delivered.
1928
01:13:15,762 --> 01:13:17,496
Thank you for coming by.
1929
01:13:17,497 --> 01:13:19,898
But after that horrible experience,
1930
01:13:19,899 --> 01:13:24,770
I guess you maybe bugged
me a little bit less.
1931
01:13:24,771 --> 01:13:26,772
I did?
1932
01:13:26,773 --> 01:13:29,942
Yeah, and then that other guy
came in to finish the scene,
1933
01:13:29,943 --> 01:13:31,577
and we had the whole kiss thing.
1934
01:13:31,578 --> 01:13:33,312
I didn't notice.
1935
01:13:33,313 --> 01:13:36,148
And I realized that you
were the guy in the cage
1936
01:13:36,149 --> 01:13:38,550
the whole time putting up
with my psychotic-ness.
1937
01:13:38,551 --> 01:13:41,820
And, well, it just
didn't really seem fair,
1938
01:13:41,821 --> 01:13:45,156
so I came to bring you this.
1939
01:13:53,866 --> 01:13:56,101
(WHISPERING) And I wasn't
in character just then.
1940
01:13:56,102 --> 01:13:57,935
That was really me.
1941
01:14:02,174 --> 01:14:03,774
Wow!
1942
01:14:05,711 --> 01:14:08,779
The beer here is awesome.
1943
01:14:10,115 --> 01:14:12,351
So if don't mind hiding your
face from the paparazzi,
1944
01:14:12,352 --> 01:14:14,119
I have a car waiting outside,
1945
01:14:14,120 --> 01:14:16,288
I was thinking maybe we
could grab a late dinner.
1946
01:14:16,289 --> 01:14:17,322
Paparazzi.
1947
01:14:17,323 --> 01:14:18,624
Cool.
1948
01:14:18,625 --> 01:14:23,327
I mean, blood-sucking pricks.
1949
01:14:24,696 --> 01:14:27,332
I have a way out.
1950
01:14:27,333 --> 01:14:29,400
I think they won't see you.
1951
01:14:34,706 --> 01:14:37,643
Hey, would you mind
staying here for a drink?
1952
01:14:37,644 --> 01:14:40,913
I have a favor I want to ask you.
1953
01:14:40,914 --> 01:14:43,347
(SONG BEGINS)
1954
01:14:49,955 --> 01:14:54,126
♪ Sittin' where the stage
is stayin' blue ♪
1955
01:14:54,127 --> 01:14:57,828
♪ Chase around
the soul right out of you ♪
1956
01:14:58,864 --> 01:15:00,899
♪ And everything else
1957
01:15:00,900 --> 01:15:03,469
♪ Just got in my way
1958
01:15:03,470 --> 01:15:05,404
♪ And time was talk
1959
01:15:05,405 --> 01:15:08,072
♪ Would make it all true
1960
01:15:16,782 --> 01:15:21,120
♪ Out jumps a bee
right through my skin ♪
1961
01:15:21,121 --> 01:15:23,956
♪ Each and every time
that you breathe in ♪
1962
01:15:23,957 --> 01:15:25,491
LUKE: Hey, sweetie.
1963
01:15:25,492 --> 01:15:27,025
Good morning, Daddy.
1964
01:15:27,026 --> 01:15:28,293
Come here.
1965
01:15:28,294 --> 01:15:29,461
♪ Wake myself up
1966
01:15:29,462 --> 01:15:32,064
♪ Man comes around
1967
01:15:32,065 --> 01:15:34,299
♪ Clawed up all the sin
1968
01:15:34,300 --> 01:15:38,337
Daddy?
What's all this?
1969
01:15:38,338 --> 01:15:40,339
♪ Clawed up all the sin
1970
01:15:40,340 --> 01:15:44,943
Hey, what do you say we go
upstairs and wake up Mom,
1971
01:15:44,944 --> 01:15:48,514
and then we go out for a
nice, big pancake breakfast?
1972
01:15:48,515 --> 01:15:51,683
But first, can you tell me
what it was like
1973
01:15:51,684 --> 01:15:54,185
to do a perfect cartwheel?
1974
01:15:57,823 --> 01:16:02,227
Okay.
Well, first over here
1975
01:16:02,228 --> 01:16:03,762
is where my teacher called my name,
1976
01:16:03,763 --> 01:16:06,831
and I was kinda nervous.
1977
01:16:08,167 --> 01:16:09,201
Morning.
1978
01:16:09,202 --> 01:16:12,304
Mmm, morning, sweetie.
1979
01:16:12,305 --> 01:16:13,639
How ya feeling?
1980
01:16:13,640 --> 01:16:15,574
I'm feeling pretty rough.
1981
01:16:15,575 --> 01:16:17,042
Yeah?
Yeah.
1982
01:16:17,043 --> 01:16:18,777
Well, it's no wonder.
You were really drunk
1983
01:16:18,778 --> 01:16:20,345
when they dropped you off on
our front lawn last night.
1984
01:16:20,346 --> 01:16:23,515
And what time was that?
3 A.M.?
1985
01:16:23,516 --> 01:16:25,149
11:15.
1986
01:16:26,218 --> 01:16:27,286
Damn.
1987
01:16:27,287 --> 01:16:28,787
So you had fun?
1988
01:16:28,788 --> 01:16:31,723
It was all right.
1989
01:16:31,724 --> 01:16:34,326
Why, nobody stuck
a pineapple up your ass?
1990
01:16:34,327 --> 01:16:35,594
No, nobody did nothin'.
1991
01:16:35,595 --> 01:16:36,828
Mm-hmm.
1992
01:16:36,829 --> 01:16:38,797
Yeah, you should come over here
1993
01:16:38,798 --> 01:16:41,565
and look at this, uh, scumbag.
1994
01:16:43,368 --> 01:16:46,103
Scumbag?
1995
01:16:47,606 --> 01:16:50,107
Why I gotta be a scumbag?
1996
01:16:54,813 --> 01:16:58,217
That is awesome, baby!
1997
01:16:58,218 --> 01:16:59,952
Look at that!
1998
01:16:59,953 --> 01:17:03,188
I'm the scumbag grabbing
Veronica Simpson's titty!
1999
01:17:03,189 --> 01:17:04,623
Go on, scumbag!
2000
01:17:04,624 --> 01:17:06,725
Scumbag number one.
2001
01:17:06,726 --> 01:17:08,860
It's time for your eTalk update.
2002
01:17:08,861 --> 01:17:10,395
Well, it looks
like Veronica Simpson
2003
01:17:10,396 --> 01:17:12,931
isn't the only one
with her hands full these days.
2004
01:17:12,932 --> 01:17:14,700
Last night, the star took a break
2005
01:17:14,701 --> 01:17:16,635
from her hectic filming schedule
2006
01:17:16,636 --> 01:17:18,036
to drop into a local stag party,
2007
01:17:18,037 --> 01:17:20,339
and was greeted by a few onlookers
2008
01:17:20,340 --> 01:17:21,974
and one groper!
2009
01:17:21,975 --> 01:17:23,909
The man with the hands
was rushed out of the bar
2010
01:17:23,910 --> 01:17:25,210
before police arrived,
2011
01:17:25,211 --> 01:17:28,146
but has been identified
as Ken Andrews.
2012
01:17:28,147 --> 01:17:30,415
A warrant has been
issued for his arrest,
2013
01:17:30,416 --> 01:17:33,218
and Miss Simpson is planning
on pressing charges.
2014
01:17:33,219 --> 01:17:35,153
Rumor has it Veronica was there
2015
01:17:35,154 --> 01:17:37,656
visiting a new love interest.
2016
01:17:37,657 --> 01:17:40,357
(UPBEAT MUSIC,
CAMERA CLICKING)
2017
01:18:07,419 --> 01:18:09,420
(CAMERA CLICKING)
2018
01:18:25,804 --> 01:18:27,938
(BABY CRYING)
2019
01:18:30,942 --> 01:18:32,476
(GLASS SHATTERS)
2020
01:18:33,645 --> 01:18:36,413
(CAMERA CLICKING)
2021
01:18:59,204 --> 01:19:01,106
♪ When I walk in a room and I
2022
01:19:01,107 --> 01:19:03,108
♪ Hear a beat that I'm feelin',
it makes me high ♪
2023
01:19:03,109 --> 01:19:05,110
♪ Wanna stay in the groove
till the morning time ♪
2024
01:19:05,111 --> 01:19:07,112
♪ Wanna put my hands up
in the sky ♪
2025
01:19:07,113 --> 01:19:09,081
♪ Any day of the week,
I love to jam ♪
2026
01:19:09,082 --> 01:19:10,816
♪ Doesn't matter what part
of the world I'm in ♪
2027
01:19:10,817 --> 01:19:13,218
♪ Want to have a good time
when I'm with my friends ♪
2028
01:19:13,219 --> 01:19:15,320
♪ When the music is bumpin',
it never ends ♪
2029
01:19:15,321 --> 01:19:17,189
♪ Ever since I was just a kid
2030
01:19:17,190 --> 01:19:19,091
♪ Had rhythm in my feet
everything I did ♪
2031
01:19:19,092 --> 01:19:20,959
♪ Everybody all around me
hit the floor ♪
2032
01:19:20,960 --> 01:19:23,095
♪ Just lovin' them beats
more and more ♪
2033
01:19:23,096 --> 01:19:24,963
♪ I love seein'
when they shake it around ♪
2034
01:19:24,964 --> 01:19:27,099
♪ How they move them hips
all up and down ♪
2035
01:19:27,100 --> 01:19:29,101
♪ From side to side
all ready to rock ♪
2036
01:19:29,102 --> 01:19:31,069
♪ With a lowdown bass line
deep inside ♪
2037
01:19:31,070 --> 01:19:33,472
♪ Roll your belly
to the left and the right ♪
2038
01:19:33,473 --> 01:19:35,340
♪ Roll your belly
till the end of the night ♪
2039
01:19:35,341 --> 01:19:37,476
♪ Roll your belly
till we're all in trance ♪
2040
01:19:37,477 --> 01:19:39,478
♪ Come on, baby, now,
belly-dance ♪
2041
01:19:39,479 --> 01:19:41,380
♪ Roll your belly
to the left and the right ♪
2042
01:19:41,381 --> 01:19:43,415
♪ Roll your belly
till the end of the night ♪
2043
01:19:43,416 --> 01:19:45,484
♪ Roll your belly
till we're all in trance ♪
2044
01:19:45,485 --> 01:19:47,719
♪ Come on, baby, now,
belly-dance ♪
2045
01:19:47,720 --> 01:19:50,688
(SINGING
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
2046
01:20:19,451 --> 01:20:21,386
♪ Roll your belly
to the left and the right ♪
2047
01:20:21,387 --> 01:20:23,488
♪ Roll your belly
till the end of the night ♪
2048
01:20:23,489 --> 01:20:25,524
♪ Roll your belly
till we're all in trance ♪
2049
01:20:25,525 --> 01:20:27,426
♪ Come on, baby, now,
belly-dance ♪
2050
01:20:27,427 --> 01:20:29,461
♪ Roll your belly
to the left and the right ♪
2051
01:20:29,462 --> 01:20:31,530
♪ Roll your belly
till the end of the night ♪
2052
01:20:31,531 --> 01:20:33,532
♪ Roll your belly
till we're all in trance ♪
2053
01:20:33,533 --> 01:20:36,300
♪ Come on, baby, now,
belly-dance ♪
2054
01:21:04,496 --> 01:21:06,264
(SONG ENDS)
2055
01:21:06,265 --> 01:21:08,099
♪ So call the shots
2056
01:21:08,100 --> 01:21:09,468
♪ Girls are crazy,
girls are naughty ♪
2057
01:21:09,469 --> 01:21:11,236
♪ Girls, they make me
move my body ♪
2058
01:21:11,237 --> 01:21:13,205
♪ Girls are happy,
girls are sweet ♪
2059
01:21:13,206 --> 01:21:14,739
♪ Girls, they make me
move my feet ♪
2060
01:21:14,740 --> 01:21:16,875
♪ Girls, they love
to make me trade ♪
2061
01:21:16,876 --> 01:21:18,977
♪ Make me hollah, but she fakin' ♪
2062
01:21:18,978 --> 01:21:20,579
♪ Girls, they
like to buy me clothes ♪
2063
01:21:20,580 --> 01:21:22,581
♪ Take me dancin',
(SNIFFS) my nose ♪
2064
01:21:22,582 --> 01:21:24,349
♪ Girls, they
like to make me dance ♪
2065
01:21:24,350 --> 01:21:26,151
♪ Take me out and take a chance ♪
2066
01:21:26,152 --> 01:21:28,186
♪ Take me out and show me off ♪
2067
01:21:28,187 --> 01:21:30,021
♪ Smoke me up and make me cough ♪
2068
01:21:30,022 --> 01:21:31,990
♪ Take me out
to the back of the club ♪
2069
01:21:31,991 --> 01:21:33,658
♪ V.I.P., a private rub
2070
01:21:33,659 --> 01:21:35,527
♪ Girls,
they like to take my hand ♪
2071
01:21:35,528 --> 01:21:37,462
♪ Girls, they like
to meet the band ♪
2072
01:21:37,463 --> 01:21:39,264
♪ Girls in Europe, U.S.A.
2073
01:21:39,265 --> 01:21:41,199
♪ Girls in China all the way
2074
01:21:41,200 --> 01:21:43,034
♪ In the East and in the West
2075
01:21:43,035 --> 01:21:45,036
♪ Girls are lovin' you the best ♪
2076
01:21:45,037 --> 01:21:46,938
♪ In the north and in the south ♪
2077
01:21:46,939 --> 01:21:48,840
♪ In my hand and in your mouth ♪
2078
01:21:48,841 --> 01:21:50,475
♪ In the night, in the day
2079
01:21:50,476 --> 01:21:52,377
♪ Girls are comin' round my way ♪
2080
01:21:52,378 --> 01:21:54,479
♪ Girls are crazy,
girls are naughty ♪
2081
01:21:54,480 --> 01:21:56,214
♪ Girls, they make me
move my body ♪
2082
01:21:56,215 --> 01:21:58,116
♪ Girls are happy,
girls are sweet ♪
2083
01:21:58,117 --> 01:21:59,718
♪ Girls, they make me
move my feet ♪
2084
01:21:59,719 --> 01:22:01,987
♪ Girls, they love
to make me trade ♪
2085
01:22:01,988 --> 01:22:03,688
♪ Make me hollah, but she fakin' ♪
2086
01:22:03,689 --> 01:22:05,457
♪ Girls, they like
to buy me clothes ♪
2087
01:22:05,458 --> 01:22:07,559
♪ Take me dancin',
(SNIFFS) my nose ♪
2088
01:22:07,560 --> 01:22:09,361
♪ Girls are crazy,
girls are naughty ♪
2089
01:22:09,362 --> 01:22:11,162
♪ Girls, they make me
move my body ♪
2090
01:22:11,163 --> 01:22:13,098
♪ Girls are happy,
girls are sweet ♪
2091
01:22:13,099 --> 01:22:15,033
♪ Girls, they make me
move my feet ♪
2092
01:22:15,034 --> 01:22:16,668
♪ Girls, they love
to make me trade ♪
2093
01:22:16,669 --> 01:22:18,703
♪ Make me hollah, but she fakin' ♪
2094
01:22:18,704 --> 01:22:20,572
♪ Girls, they like
to buy me clothes ♪
2095
01:22:20,573 --> 01:22:22,307
♪ Take me dancin', my nose ♪
2096
01:22:22,308 --> 01:22:25,310
♪ I love the girls
2097
01:22:25,311 --> 01:22:27,178
♪ I love them crazy girls
2098
01:22:27,179 --> 01:22:28,847
♪ Crazy, crazy
2099
01:22:28,848 --> 01:22:32,951
♪ I love them girls
2100
01:22:32,952 --> 01:22:34,886
♪ I love my crazy girls
2101
01:22:34,887 --> 01:22:36,054
♪ Crazy, crazy
2102
01:22:36,055 --> 01:22:37,589
♪ I love them girls
2103
01:22:37,590 --> 01:22:39,391
♪ Girls are thirsty,
girls are sweatin' ♪
2104
01:22:39,392 --> 01:22:41,226
♪ Girls are wantin',
girls are gettin' ♪
2105
01:22:41,227 --> 01:22:43,128
♪ Girls are needin',
girls are takin' ♪
2106
01:22:43,129 --> 01:22:45,030
♪ Girls are cheatin',
then they fakin' ♪
2107
01:22:45,031 --> 01:22:46,698
♪ Girls are hatin' other girls
2108
01:22:46,699 --> 01:22:48,733
♪ Girls'll take over the world ♪
2109
01:22:48,734 --> 01:22:50,435
♪ Girls are what we gotta save ♪
2110
01:22:50,436 --> 01:22:51,903
♪ Girls are always what I crave ♪
2111
01:22:51,904 --> 01:22:53,305
♪ I like my girls
2112
01:22:53,306 --> 01:22:54,673
♪ Girls are crazy,
girls are naughty ♪
2113
01:22:54,674 --> 01:22:56,241
♪ Girls, they make me
move my body ♪
2114
01:22:56,242 --> 01:22:58,143
♪ Girls are happy,
girls are sweet ♪
2115
01:22:58,144 --> 01:22:59,744
♪ Girls, they make me
move my feet ♪
2116
01:22:59,745 --> 01:23:01,713
♪ Girls, they love
to make me trade ♪
2117
01:23:01,714 --> 01:23:03,715
♪ Make me hollah, but she fakin' ♪
2118
01:23:03,716 --> 01:23:05,517
♪ Girls, they like
to buy me clothes ♪
2119
01:23:05,518 --> 01:23:07,452
♪ Take me dancin',
(SNIFFS) my nose ♪
2120
01:23:07,453 --> 01:23:09,321
♪ Girls are crazy,
girls are naughty ♪
2121
01:23:09,322 --> 01:23:11,156
♪ Girls, they make me
move my body ♪
2122
01:23:11,157 --> 01:23:13,091
♪ Girls are happy,
girls are sweet ♪
2123
01:23:13,092 --> 01:23:14,693
♪ Girls, they make me
move my feet ♪
2124
01:23:14,694 --> 01:23:16,728
♪ Girls, they love
to make me trade ♪
2125
01:23:16,729 --> 01:23:18,630
♪ Make me hollah, but she fakin' ♪
2126
01:23:18,631 --> 01:23:20,565
♪ Girls, they like
to buy me clothes ♪
2127
01:23:20,566 --> 01:23:22,500
♪ Take me dancin',
(SNIFFS) my nose ♪
2128
01:23:22,501 --> 01:23:26,037
♪ Crazy
2129
01:23:26,038 --> 01:23:28,773
♪ Crazy, crazy, crazy
2130
01:23:28,774 --> 01:23:30,108
♪ Take me dancin',
(SNIFFS) my nose ♪
2131
01:23:30,109 --> 01:23:33,812
♪ Crazy, Crazy
2132
01:23:33,813 --> 01:23:36,448
♪ Crazy, crazy, crazy
2133
01:23:36,449 --> 01:23:38,715
♪ I love them girls
2134
01:23:44,122 --> 01:23:46,456
♪ I love them girls148794
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