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Narrator: October was always
my favorite month.
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It was that misty season
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when everyone embraced
the weird and scary.
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Our little town
was no different.
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I was just a kid back then.
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Me and all the other children
were preparing
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for the greatest night
of the year.
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But this Halloween
was different,
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and it would change us all
forever.
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Whoa!
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What the...
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Hey, who left
their scooter here, m'kay?
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Whose damn scooter is this?
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Townsperson:
It isn't anybody's!
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They're e-scooters.
Anyone can use 'em.
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E-scooters?
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Yeah. See?
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There's a bunch here
and a bunch more down there.
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Ohh!
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Everyone can use them
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to get around town, you know?
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Leave 'em where they want
for the next person.
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Well, where the hell
did they all come from?!
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Nobody knows.
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So, anyone can use them?
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Yeah. I think they just work
with your cellphone.
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How?
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Oh, yeah, it has one of those
little scan thingies.
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Let me see.
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Yeah, dude, it's downloading
an app!
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Cool!
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Uh, It wants
a credit card number.
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You want to use your mom's
or my mom's?
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Let's do your mom's.
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3715-523--
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Is that an Amex?
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Yeah.
You want a Visa?
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8292-438-776-6507.
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Expiration?
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12/23.
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Security co-- 921.
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Dude, it worked!
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How is it, dude?
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Pretty stupid, but sweet!
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Oh, my God.
Dude.
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Oh, my God!
What?
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We should use these things
to trick or treat on Halloween!
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Hey, yeah! We could cover
so much more ground!
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We'd get, like,
more candy than anybody.
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Everybody get the app!
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This is gonna be
the best Halloween ever!
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Oh, wait, guys.
I don't have a phone.
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Oh, yeah, Kenny doesn't have
a phone 'cause he's poor.
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Oh.
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Well, that's okay.
We'll figure it out.
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We always do!
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Together: All right!
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What --
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What the
is going on in...?
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How can I help you?
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I'm just gettin'
my Halloween candy.
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Want to make sure
to get enough.
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Last year, I ran out, and
the kids egged my house. M'kay?
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Yeah, you don't want to run
out of candy on Halloween.
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I'll take three large bags each
of Snickers Fun Size,
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Payday Bite Size,
Almond Joy Snack Size,
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and Reese's Teenie Weenie Size.
M'kay?
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Sounds like you want
to be prepared.
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Hey, c-can I ask you something?
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W-What's up with all these
damn scooters?
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Oh, I think you get
an app on your phone
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and you can use them
all over town.
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No, but, like,
where did they come from?
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You know, it's like one day,
everything was fine,
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and the next, there were these
scooters everywhere.
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You don't like scooters?
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I just think people
should drive, m'kay?
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I don't think
people should scoot.
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I just -- I just hope
the future isn't scootin'.
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Well, they seem
pretty convenient.
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What can be so wrong
about that?
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Happy Halloween.
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Whoo-hoo!
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Hey, dude!
Check it out! I got my pail.
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Great. Cool.
You got your pail.
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Yup!
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Come on in, Kenny.
Let's talk.
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Go ahead.
Take a seat, Ken.
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Okay, Kenny, here's the deal.
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Uh, you know that we have
this awesome plan
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to trick or treat
on e-scooters this year.
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You...
don't have a phone.
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Kenny, we've been talking,
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and the truth is,
without a scooter,
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you're just gonna slow us down.
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It's probably best
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you trick or treat
with someone else this year.
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But we always
trick or treat together.
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Yeah, but that's just it, Kenny.
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To use a scooter, you have
to have a phone, and...
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I mean,
if we're waiting for you,
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we're gonna be as slow
as all the other kids.
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It's like... you know.
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Guys, please.
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Look, Kenny, I always
told you that one day,
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being poor was gonna
catch up with you.
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Okay?
But you didn't want to listen.
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You just kept on being poor,
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and now it's Halloween,
and you don't have a cellphone.
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Okay, okay.
Cartman, that's not the point.
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He needs to hear this, Kyle.
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You know, people are just poor,
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and they think
it's not gonna come back
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to bite them in the ass.
That's enough, dude!
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We're sorry, Kenny.
It's just...
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This awesome plan to get
shitloads of candy
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doesn't... work with you.
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Shouldn't have been poor,
Kenny.
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♪ There was a wee cooper
what lived in Fife ♪
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♪ Knickety, knackety,
noo noo noo ♪
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♪ Hey, willy-wallacky,
hey, John Dougal ♪
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♪ A lane quo rooshety
roo roo roo ♪
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Whoa, shit! M'kay!
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Hey, you had
a goddamn red light!
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Scooter guy: Sorry.
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Jesus Christ.
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Hey!
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Sorry.
What the hell?
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Look at my car!
Who's gonna pay for --
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Sorry, dude!
God damn it!
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Get off the God damn streets
with those things!
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Scooter guy:
Sorry, bro!
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Oh me!
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As soon
as the school bell rings,
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we find the nearest scooters
and begin trick or treating
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In butters' neighborhood here.
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Then at 3:00 p.m., we --
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Sh-- Sh-- Sh-- Shit!
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Cover it!
Cover it!
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Oh.
Hey, Kenny.
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Hey, dude.
Uh, look.
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I was wondering,
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do you think I could trick or
treat with you guys this year?
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You wanna trick or treat
with us?
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What about Stan and Kyle
and those guys?
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Oh, you know, I just thought I'd
switch it up this year, ha ha.
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Yeah, look.
Don't tell anybody, but, um...
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we're gonna trick or treat
on e-scooters this year.
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We're seriously
gonna rake in the candy.
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Problem is,
e-scooters work with a phone,
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and pretty sure
you don't h-have...
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I won't slow you guys down.
I swear!
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Dude, it's trick or treat.
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It's not something we're willing
to just mess around with, okay?
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Good luck.
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What the hell?
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♪♪
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Aah!
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Scooter guy: Agh!
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Sorry, dude.
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God damn it,
where'd you get that?
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Oh, they're all over, dude.
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Super convenient.
Try it out.
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♪♪
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Hey, guys!
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So, listen!
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I was thinking
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maybe I'd trick or treat
with guys this year!
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You wanna trick or treat
with us? Why?
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Oh, you know!
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Just trying
to be gender neutral! Ha ha ha.
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So, uh, you guys think
you're gonna get
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a lot of candy
trick or treating this year?
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We're gonna get
a butt load of candy!
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Shh! Butters, don't tell
them our secret.
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Oh, we have
a little secret, too!
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But we're not gonna tell people
'cause they're gonna copy us,
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so let's just leave it at that.
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Fine by us.
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So what are you gonna be
for Halloween?
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Be?
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I'm gonna be on an e-scooter
taking all your candy!
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That's what I'm gonna be!
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Dude!
Sorry!
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Hey, wait.
That's what we're doing!
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- What?
- Hold on!
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You guys are using e-scooters
on Halloween, too?
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Oh, you jerks found out
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the girls are all
trick or treating on e-scooters,
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and you stole our idea!
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Okay.
Hold on!
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This is bullcrap!
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Narrator: It was the day
before Halloween.
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All of our parents
were gathered together
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to try and stop a nightmare
from coming true.
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All right, everyone.
Quiet, please.
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We have a community crisis
on our hands,
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and it's my job
to keep you informed.
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As you know, there's been a rise
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in the use of e-scooters
in our town.
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Officer Brown is head
of crisis control. Officer?
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We have inside information
that kids everywhere
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are going to be using e-scooters
for tricks or treats.
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Now, with these things,
kids and teens can cover
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a lot of ground
in very little time.
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They can hit more houses
than ever before.
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Because of the scooters,
we also expect
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that people from all
the neighboring counties
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Will commute for tricks
or treats in our town.
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Because of all of this,
we believe
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each household needs
to be prepared
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with at least $6,000 worth
of candy.
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Well, that's ridiculous!
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We -- We can't all buy
that much candy!
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Let's just get rid
of those scooters!
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-Yeah!
-That's right!
-Let's do it!
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You can't get rid of 'em!
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I tried!
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You all just sat there
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while those things
piled up on our sidewalks.
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You all rode 'em around, m'kay?
I saw you.
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You could have used your cars,
but you just had to scoot!
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And now
tricks or treats is here!
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Well, I'll tell you one thing --
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I'm not gonna let my house
get egged this year
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For not having enough candy!
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So what are we gonna do?!
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We gotta get more candy!
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Shit!
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Get! Go on!
Get out of my way!
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Look, I got
nothin' left, all right?
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What did you -- G-Give me
some of those Hi-Chews!
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Those are already accounted for
by folks who called in!
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Then let me -- let me have
the Whatchamacallits!
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Those are for me!
I got to protect my own house!
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Look, you've got to give me
some more candy!
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There's nothin' left here.
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You gotta go somewhere else.
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Where --
Where's the candy, m'kay?
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Candy?
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What aisle is the candy in?
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Aisle 7.
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7!
Aisle 7!
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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20 Reese's Pieces,
1 Twix, 16 Raisinets...
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Just -- Just a minute!
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12 Hot Tamales,
half a Nestle Crun--
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Okay, come in!
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What do you want?
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00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:57,109
I-I just...
255
00:13:57,110 --> 00:13:58,679
It's Halloween,
and I should be happy.
256
00:13:58,680 --> 00:14:00,679
But I'm not happy at all.
257
00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:02,679
Wait. Are you here
for counseling?
258
00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:05,679
Yeah!
What should I do?
259
00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:07,679
I'm gonna miss
trick-or-treating. It sucks.
260
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:10,679
Do you realize it's about to be
World War Three out there?!
261
00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:12,679
We have bigger problems!
262
00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:14,679
Consider yourself lucky, m'kay?
263
00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:17,680
Everyone's gonna be scootin',
and there's no way to stop it.
264
00:14:17,850 --> 00:14:20,679
Why are you the one kid
who doesn't want to use them?
265
00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:23,679
I can't use one.
I don't have a phone.
266
00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:25,679
What do you mean?
267
00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:27,679
Y-You can't use those things
without a phone?
268
00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:29,680
No. It sucks.
269
00:14:30,350 --> 00:14:32,679
Halloween was used to be
a night without phones.
270
00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:35,679
But, Kenny,
if that's true, then...
271
00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:37,679
could there be a way
to cut the connection?
272
00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:39,679
I don't know.
I guess.
273
00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:40,680
Wait a minute.
274
00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:41,680
Take down the cellphone tower.
275
00:14:41,681 --> 00:14:44,679
Then nobody has a phone
on Halloween!
276
00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:45,680
Jesus! You really think
that could work?!
277
00:14:45,681 --> 00:14:48,679
Yeah I just have to ride
30 minutes outside of town!
278
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:50,679
Oh, wait.
I can't.
279
00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:52,679
I don't have a scooter.
280
00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:54,679
No. You don't need
a scooter.
281
00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:57,680
'Cause I got a in' car.
282
00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:07,680
Hello?
283
00:15:07,681 --> 00:15:09,679
Hey, Randy.
284
00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:10,680
Linda and I, we --
285
00:15:10,681 --> 00:15:12,679
we were talking about how
we never see you guys anymore,
286
00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:14,679
and we were thinking
we'd hang out with you
287
00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:15,680
for Halloween.
288
00:15:15,681 --> 00:15:17,679
Oh, I see.
289
00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:19,679
You want a place to hide
on Halloween night,
290
00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:21,679
and you thought out here
on the farm, you'd be safe.
291
00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:25,679
Well, that and we really want
to hang with you guys.
292
00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:27,679
Yes!
293
00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:30,600
You think them fancy e-scooters
don't make it out here?
294
00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:33,679
We're gonna be bombarded
just like you city folk.
295
00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:37,679
Then please, Randy, could
we just borrow a little candy?
296
00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:39,680
I got to keep what I have.
297
00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:41,679
Please, Randy,
the stores are all out!
298
00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:43,679
Just a few Milky Ways
299
00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:45,679
to get us through
the first couple hours, please!
300
00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:46,680
We can cut 'em up!
We can --
301
00:15:46,681 --> 00:15:48,679
We can hand them out
little pieces at a time!
302
00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:50,679
I got to protect
my own, Stotch.
303
00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:54,680
I'm sorry.
304
00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:57,679
What are we going to do?!
305
00:15:57,680 --> 00:15:59,679
It's okay, Linda!
It's okay!
306
00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:00,680
On Halloween night, I'll --
307
00:16:00,681 --> 00:16:03,679
I'll just get one
of those e-scooters myself.
308
00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:04,680
I'll go around,
and I'll trick-or-treat.
309
00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:05,680
I'll -- I'll get a bunch of --
310
00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:06,680
No, you can't leave me alone!
311
00:16:07,230 --> 00:16:08,679
I'll get a bunch
of candy, Linda,
312
00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:10,679
and I'll bring it back
to our house for us to hand out!
313
00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:12,679
It's going to be okay.
314
00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:33,680
Ugh!
315
00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:48,679
Here! Here, take it!
Just take it!
316
00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:51,679
Oh, God! Sheila,
more 3 Musketeers!
317
00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:52,680
Sheila:
We're out of those!
318
00:16:52,681 --> 00:16:55,679
We can't be out!
There has to be more!
319
00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:59,679
Jesus Christ! Where'd all
these other people come from?!
320
00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:02,680
We have to get more candy than
anyone else, even if we die!
321
00:17:16,830 --> 00:17:18,829
The tower should be
just up over that ridge.
322
00:17:18,830 --> 00:17:22,829
Let's just hope to hell
this works.
323
00:17:22,830 --> 00:17:24,619
What gives them the right, huh?
324
00:17:24,620 --> 00:17:27,619
I mean some big company came
and dumped a bunch of scooters
325
00:17:27,620 --> 00:17:30,619
everywhere without asking anyone
if it was okay.
326
00:17:30,620 --> 00:17:33,620
Yeah, people don't even care if
shit's dumped everywhere.
327
00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:35,620
Everyone just loves technology.
328
00:17:35,621 --> 00:17:37,619
Yeah, you're right.
329
00:17:37,620 --> 00:17:40,619
You're a good kid, Kenny.
I always thought so.
330
00:17:40,620 --> 00:17:43,619
I know we kind of all forget
about you sometimes,
331
00:17:43,620 --> 00:17:45,619
but you're smart
and compassionate.
332
00:17:45,620 --> 00:17:49,619
You might even make
a good counselor someday.
333
00:17:49,620 --> 00:17:51,619
Whoa!
334
00:17:51,620 --> 00:17:53,619
Sorry, dude!
335
00:17:55,620 --> 00:17:58,619
Keep going Ned!
Don't you give up on me!
336
00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:00,619
Move it! Get out of my way!
Trick or treat!
337
00:18:00,620 --> 00:18:02,619
The hell you doing, Stotch?
338
00:18:02,620 --> 00:18:03,620
Happy Halloween!
Trick or treat!
339
00:18:03,621 --> 00:18:05,619
You're just trying to get
our candy for your house!
340
00:18:05,620 --> 00:18:06,620
That's not true.
341
00:18:06,621 --> 00:18:08,619
You don't even have a costume!
342
00:18:08,620 --> 00:18:11,619
Yes I do! I'm Meagan Kelly!
Now trick or treat!
343
00:18:11,620 --> 00:18:13,619
That's it!
I can't go anymore!
344
00:18:13,620 --> 00:18:15,619
Keep moving, Kyle!
345
00:18:15,620 --> 00:18:17,619
Dude, we can't carry
any more candy!
346
00:18:17,620 --> 00:18:22,619
All right, over here.
Come on!
347
00:18:22,620 --> 00:18:23,620
What are we doing?
348
00:18:23,621 --> 00:18:25,619
We got to make room
for more candy. Come on.
349
00:18:25,620 --> 00:18:28,619
Eat as much as you can.
350
00:18:28,620 --> 00:18:30,620
I don't -- I don't know
if I can keep doing this.
351
00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:32,619
Yes, you can, Kyle!
352
00:18:32,620 --> 00:18:34,620
I have any more --
353
00:18:45,620 --> 00:18:47,619
Find a way inside!
I'll climb the tower!
354
00:18:47,620 --> 00:18:49,619
Okay, sounds good!
355
00:18:52,620 --> 00:18:53,620
Jesus Christ!
356
00:18:53,621 --> 00:18:55,619
Chh, chh, chh, haa, haa, haa.
357
00:18:55,620 --> 00:18:57,619
I'm all out of candy,
all right?!
358
00:18:57,620 --> 00:18:59,619
Go look somewhere else!
359
00:18:59,620 --> 00:19:01,619
We're not here
for tricks or treats!
360
00:19:01,620 --> 00:19:03,619
Yeah, sure! That's what
the last people said.
361
00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:06,619
Then they dumped my entire bowl
in a pillow case!
362
00:19:06,620 --> 00:19:08,619
Dude, relax.
It's okay.
363
00:19:08,620 --> 00:19:10,619
I'm just a security guard,
all right?
364
00:19:10,620 --> 00:19:12,620
We never even used to have
trick-or-treaters out this far!
365
00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:16,619
That's why we have to take down
this cellphone tower --
366
00:19:16,620 --> 00:19:18,619
to stop the scooters.
367
00:19:18,620 --> 00:19:22,620
Jason, I'm a counselor.
You need to trust me.
368
00:19:28,621 --> 00:19:31,619
There's a bowl of Rice Krispie
treats at the side door!
369
00:19:31,620 --> 00:19:33,619
The side door, you animals!
370
00:19:33,620 --> 00:19:34,620
Detective, look!
371
00:19:34,621 --> 00:19:36,619
We are two hours ahead here.
372
00:19:36,620 --> 00:19:39,619
New York has completely
run out of candy!
373
00:19:42,620 --> 00:19:45,619
Butters?
We've lost butters!
374
00:19:45,620 --> 00:19:46,620
Oh, God.
Butters!
375
00:19:55,620 --> 00:19:57,619
We're never going to have
enough candy!
376
00:20:06,620 --> 00:20:07,620
Okay, that's got it!
377
00:20:07,621 --> 00:20:09,619
All right, Kenny!
378
00:20:09,620 --> 00:20:12,619
Let's see you do this
with a goddamn scooter!
379
00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:22,619
Kenny: Whoa!
380
00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:48,619
Narrator: And just like that,
it was over.
381
00:20:48,620 --> 00:20:51,619
Nobody knew what happened.
382
00:20:51,620 --> 00:20:53,619
They only knew their
phones didn't work.
383
00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:55,619
Does anyone have a signal?
384
00:20:55,620 --> 00:20:59,619
No scooters, no texting,
not even GPS.
385
00:20:59,620 --> 00:21:01,619
It was like the old Halloween.
386
00:21:01,620 --> 00:21:03,619
And I can't get an Uber home!
387
00:21:03,620 --> 00:21:06,619
Narrator: Mr. Mackey was able
to get back to the town
388
00:21:06,620 --> 00:21:09,620
and offer counseling
to everyone who needed it.
389
00:21:10,620 --> 00:21:12,619
And as for me,
390
00:21:12,620 --> 00:21:15,619
I was able to spend the rest
of the night with my friends
391
00:21:15,620 --> 00:21:17,619
because we were all equal again.
392
00:21:17,620 --> 00:21:19,580
Boys:
Trick or treat.
393
00:21:19,620 --> 00:21:21,619
Trick or treat!
394
00:21:21,620 --> 00:21:23,619
Narrator:
It was the last Halloween
395
00:21:23,620 --> 00:21:25,619
that still felt like Halloween.
396
00:21:25,620 --> 00:21:29,619
It was the last time
it was good.
397
00:21:32,622 --> 00:21:38,793
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398
00:21:41,620 --> 00:21:42,620
Where did they come from?
399
00:21:42,621 --> 00:21:44,619
You know, it's like one day,
everything was fine,
400
00:21:44,620 --> 00:21:46,619
and the next, there were these
scooters everywhere.
401
00:21:46,620 --> 00:21:47,620
You don't like scooters?
402
00:21:48,380 --> 00:21:50,619
I just think people
should drive, m'kay?
403
00:21:50,620 --> 00:21:52,619
I don't think
people should scoot.
404
00:21:52,620 --> 00:21:54,620
I just -- I just hope
the future isn't scootin'.
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