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We were digging a hole to bury that pig.
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Stupid Yang hit his own feet with the shovel.
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And fell right in!
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He grabbed Fatty's legs to pull himself out
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but Fatty was pulled into the hole, too!
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Dumb-ass Yang got squashed.
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He was crying like a pathetic goat.
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Going "Baa, baa!"
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Dogs were barking all over the place.
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Houses started turning on their lights!
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Shit...
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Then the hole started filling up with rain.
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Yang almost drowned in there.
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Someone that stupid
should've been buried too!
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We tried to help, but he was stuck in the mud.
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He wouldn't budge. It took forever!
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We were muddy and totally drenched,
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but tried to yank him out.
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We finally freed him.
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Yang was buck naked from the waist down!
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You know!
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The full monty!
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He covered his crotch yelling: "Don't look!"
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And then get this. He fell back in.
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We pulled him up again.
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Dammit. His pants were back on!
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No kidding!
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I thought I was seeing things.
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His underwear, too?
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How'd he do that in the mud?
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Underwear back on?
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Next day, Fatty's body was found.
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It was in all the papers.
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They found something else.
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They found a pair of... women's panties!
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Were they Yang's panties?
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He's a cross dresser?
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Exactly!
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It's beyond belief.
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That idiot's late as hell. What's he doing?
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I guess they grabbed him.
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Hope he doesn't blah.
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It might be better if they whack him anyway.
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Good. That means a bigger share for us.
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Should I kill that idiot?
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Yang, what're you doing?
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Get over here.
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Tomorrow night, Tokyo. Roppongi.
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There'll be a driver.
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Yo...
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Tryin' something?
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He came all the way from Taiwan?
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Yeah.
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To whack you?
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Right.
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You're movin' up.
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Give my girl back.
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Who the fuck are you?
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Give my girl back.
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Fuck!
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That asshole!
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Go get him!
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Give me back...
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my girl... Give her back.
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There!
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Where is he?
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I'll find him.
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Fuck!
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He ain't here.
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Where'd he go?
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Where'd you come from?
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Are you that dog I rescued?
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The dog's repayment?
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Yummy.
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You speak Chinese?
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My mom's Taiwanese.
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Jun! Get back here!
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Right now!
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Over here.
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Come on. Hurry up!
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What's wrong?
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Get back to the parking garage.
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I don't wanna go back there.
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Just do what I say. Go.
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Hurry back.
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Mom will die without this!
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A scumbag junkie.
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Untie me!
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Jun. Over here.
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Please untie me.
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Hurry!
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Untie your mother!
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Untie your mother, untie me!
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Untie me!
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What do you want?
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Untie me!
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Hello.
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Angie?
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What? I can't hear you.
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Who is this?
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Hello?
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Japan? You're in Japan?
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When does the next ship leave?
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Lost your passport?
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Next ship... Next ship...
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I think it's August 30th.
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It leaves from Yokohama.
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I'll let the boss know.
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300,000 yen.
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No money?
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Pull a robbery. Bye!
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Robbery...
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Hey. Come with me.
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I was in the area, so I came by.
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What are you doing?
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Stop jabbering.
I asked him to cook for us.
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It's delicious!
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Good. Damn good!
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Can you come to my house?
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We're having a dinner party this evening.
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Take some vegetables.
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Just the reason I came.
Perfect timing!
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You come, too.
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I want to surprise everyone.
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- Let's take them back now.
- Good idea.
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It's late!
We have to prepare. They're coming.
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Let's hurry!
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It looks delicious.
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Not regular Chinese food, right?
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More than lunch. It's dinner.
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Dinner means forks and knives.
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Anyway, it's awfully good.
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Isn't it? Long is a great cook!
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So, you came here from Taiwan?
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Why? What are you doing here?
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Are you in trouble, Mr. Long?
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You can open a restaurant.
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But he needs a license to open a restaurant.
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He can do it on the sly.
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So how will he communicate?
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He doesn't speak Japanese.
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It doesn't matter.
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Work hard and you'll win people over.
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Where do you live, Long?
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Abandoned house in Kuroda.
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What? You live in a place like that?
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- Sounds fishy.
- Is he okay?
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- Is he lying?
- That's nonsense.
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Yeah, there must be a reason for it.
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Don't sass me, Mr. bad hair transplant!
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Watch your mouth!
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Carpenter, you have to fix up his house.
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Leave it to me.
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Long, let me know if you need a hand.
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He wouldn't ask.
He's not shameless like you.
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Hey, Long.
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I'll hook up your electricity.
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Instead of a restaurant, how about a stall?
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That's a good idea.
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And easier than running a restaurant.
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I'm a butcher. I can supply the meat.
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I'll bring you fresh fish.
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And my veggies.
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- We have to plan the menu.
- What do we serve?
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- Pizza?
- Why pizza?
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'Cause Taiwanese pizza's never been tried.
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You're way off.
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How about noodles?
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- Taiwanese ramen.
- Good choice.
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All right. Let's do it!
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Let's do it.
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Oh, "try" is English...
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I couldn't help but notice...
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I had exactly the same t-shirt.
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No way he'd wear the same shirt as you!
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Long, are you a fan of Perfume?
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Not while we're eating, shit head.
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You chose these boondocks, just like me.
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What's wrong with "the boondocks"?
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And like me, you might never escape.
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Don't talk like that.
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They call this "snapping turtle town."
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We like to help. We latch on and never let go.
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You're one of us snapping turtles, ain't ya?
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That's true, but...
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Here.
It's not enough, but please take it.
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Thank you very much.
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Long, please use this at home.
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We have stuff too.
Drop by on your way home.
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Stop by our house, too.
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Why is all this happening?
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'Cause you act cool and don't say anything.
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Mornin'!
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Let's get started!
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The lights are on!
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Good job!
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I brought the meat.
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Here's the fish.
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Meat cleaver, bread flour, seasoning...
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Some shoes and clothes. Just old stuff.
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You have to start preparing.
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Wait, wait.
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Next to the window.
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Move your ass.
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Long. Long, come here for a second.
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Hurry!
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So? Ain't it great?
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A real carpenter.
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I couldn't have made it.
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'Cause you're a fish monger.
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Aren't the flowers nice?
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I'll plant some cosmos on the other side.
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Hey, where should we put the cart?
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At the convenience store?
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The owner there is nasty.
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It's impossible to park on the boulevard...
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Station's no good, either.
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How about the temple? It's a busy area.
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Yeah, there's a school nearby.
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Okay. I'll talk to the head priest.
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We open for business tomorrow at noon!
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Long, we'll come by before noon.
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See you.
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See you tomorrow
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Noon. Tomorrow at noon.
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TAIWANESE BEEF NOODLES
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- It looks yummy!
- Let's take a photo.
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Hot guy!
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Looks so tasty!
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Smells great.
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- It's a big hit.
- 'Cause it's good.
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We have to advertise.
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Yeah.
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Hey, Long. I've got mine, too.
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I'm beat.
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Wasn't that old fart annoying?
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The bald guy? What an ass.
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I wanna go home.
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Money! Money!
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Maggie?
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Good work.
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Nana.
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Peipei.
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Lulu.
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Thank you, Yoko.
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Here, Lily.
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No money for you.
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You damaged our car.
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It wasn't me.
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See you.
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What's this?
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I don't need it.
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What?
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Last night...
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Thank you.
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Fried prawns, fried minnow, tofu... (Mandarin)
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For dessert...
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Almond jelly, please.
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"Keikan." Police.
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You're a liar. (Mandarin)
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You're the one they'll arrest.
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What?
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What'd you say?
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You don't catch, you get caught.
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What does that mean?
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Forget it.
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I...
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Balleiu...
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Ballet?
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You wanna be a dancer?
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Ballet?
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Ballerina.
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Taiwan...
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Which city? Hong Kong?
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Hong Kong isn't in Taiwan.
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Kaohsiung.
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Kaohsheng?
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No...
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"Takao." (Japanese name)
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Takao?
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Who's Takao?
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Who is he? What's he doing?
283
00:57:38,480 --> 00:57:40,687
Takao's not a man.
284
00:57:42,600 --> 00:57:44,523
Is he a devil or something?
285
00:57:45,800 --> 00:57:47,768
If I have to, I'll kick his ass.
286
00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:53,046
Kenji...
287
00:57:53,640 --> 00:57:55,005
Are you a dummy?
288
00:58:54,040 --> 00:58:55,644
Thank you, Sir.
289
00:59:08,960 --> 00:59:10,883
"I love you." (Mandarin)
290
00:59:13,600 --> 00:59:15,409
I love you. (Mandarin)
291
00:59:15,960 --> 00:59:17,291
I love you.
292
00:59:44,440 --> 00:59:45,680
Fuck you, asshole!
293
00:59:48,320 --> 00:59:50,402
You knocked up our meat.
294
01:00:07,840 --> 01:00:10,525
I love you... (Mandarin)
295
01:00:19,720 --> 01:00:22,007
It's awesome. Check it out.
296
01:02:09,360 --> 01:02:11,522
POWDERED MILK
297
01:03:00,840 --> 01:03:01,966
Do it quickly.
298
01:03:55,280 --> 01:03:56,691
See you soon.
299
01:04:26,600 --> 01:04:27,965
A little something.
300
01:04:29,320 --> 01:04:32,642
Dumplings? Thank you!
301
01:04:36,800 --> 01:04:38,325
I got some good dope.
302
01:05:20,080 --> 01:05:22,128
EVICTION NOTICE
303
01:06:50,320 --> 01:06:52,482
Wait here. I'll be back soon.
304
01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:46,525
Mommy!
305
01:08:08,920 --> 01:08:10,365
What happened?
306
01:08:23,280 --> 01:08:24,770
Stop crying!
307
01:08:26,920 --> 01:08:28,285
Stop it!
308
01:10:10,840 --> 01:10:13,525
- That was delicious!
- Wasn't it'?
309
01:10:14,160 --> 01:10:15,810
Who is he? A friend?
310
01:10:16,360 --> 01:10:17,441
He's cool.
311
01:10:17,760 --> 01:10:19,888
- Long-sama.
- Like Yon-sama?
312
01:10:20,160 --> 01:10:21,366
A Korean Wave star?
313
01:10:21,520 --> 01:10:23,409
No. He's from Taiwan.
314
01:10:24,560 --> 01:10:25,800
Which "wave" is Taiwan?
315
01:10:25,960 --> 01:10:27,530
"Shin-kage Wave."
316
01:10:27,960 --> 01:10:29,769
Give me a break!
317
01:10:30,520 --> 01:10:32,249
But isn't he handsome?
318
01:10:33,440 --> 01:10:34,885
He's gorgeous.
319
01:10:36,520 --> 01:10:38,124
Long-sama!
320
01:10:39,200 --> 01:10:41,043
Is that boy his son?
321
01:10:42,240 --> 01:10:44,208
No, his mom's a drug addict.
322
01:10:50,920 --> 01:10:54,003
He's a really hard worker.
323
01:10:54,360 --> 01:10:56,203
I'm totally impressed.
324
01:10:56,480 --> 01:10:59,643
I wanna support him more and more.
325
01:11:00,400 --> 01:11:02,164
Let's open a website.
326
01:11:02,440 --> 01:11:04,920
I don't know a thing about computers.
327
01:11:05,360 --> 01:11:06,361
Can you do it?
328
01:11:06,520 --> 01:11:08,249
Just leave it to me.
329
01:11:09,800 --> 01:11:10,881
Long!
330
01:11:12,800 --> 01:11:13,608
Look here.
331
01:11:16,160 --> 01:11:17,446
One photo!
332
01:11:19,720 --> 01:11:20,721
Long!
333
01:11:20,880 --> 01:11:22,848
Don't bother him when he's working.
334
01:11:23,000 --> 01:11:24,161
Look here!
335
01:11:25,920 --> 01:11:27,445
Do it later.
336
01:11:28,600 --> 01:11:30,090
I need a photo.
337
01:11:30,880 --> 01:11:31,881
Just one.
338
01:12:12,400 --> 01:12:13,128
Hey...
339
01:12:14,120 --> 01:12:16,771
What's a killer doing makin' noodles?
340
01:12:21,160 --> 01:12:24,369
Shit head! You stand right out.
341
01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:30,081
Hey, you!
342
01:12:30,760 --> 01:12:32,125
What are you doing?
343
01:12:32,280 --> 01:12:34,044
We'll call the police!
344
01:13:44,760 --> 01:13:48,207
Although it's impudent to introduce myself,
345
01:13:48,760 --> 01:13:51,525
I left home when I was 14,
346
01:13:52,520 --> 01:13:55,808
drifted in the criminal underworld,
347
01:13:57,080 --> 01:14:01,688
became chief of the bandits...
348
01:14:02,880 --> 01:14:06,851
I am Nippon...
349
01:14:07,640 --> 01:14:11,929
...Daemon!
350
01:14:13,920 --> 01:14:20,610
Imprisoned two or three times,
351
01:14:22,320 --> 01:14:26,564
I am Benten Kozo...
352
01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:34,403
...Kikunosuke!
353
01:14:35,120 --> 01:14:38,488
Stealing from pilgrims,
354
01:14:39,200 --> 01:14:42,170
under a false name,
355
01:14:43,440 --> 01:14:46,046
I am Tadanobu...
356
01:14:46,200 --> 01:14:50,046
...Rihei!
357
01:14:51,080 --> 01:14:54,084
Like stars vanishing at dawn,
358
01:14:54,840 --> 01:14:58,481
I am Akaboshi...
359
01:14:59,360 --> 01:15:04,491
...Juzaburo!
360
01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:09,403
Terrorizing and killing people by sword,
361
01:15:10,720 --> 01:15:14,805
despiser of Buddhist chants,
362
01:15:17,800 --> 01:15:19,643
I am Nango...
363
01:15:21,320 --> 01:15:25,405
...Rikimaru!
364
01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:28,240
Hey, butcher!
365
01:15:35,960 --> 01:15:38,531
Who shouted that?
Was it you, ya bastard?
366
01:15:45,120 --> 01:15:47,771
I desire feathers.
367
01:15:49,200 --> 01:15:51,885
I desire wings.
368
01:15:53,280 --> 01:15:57,842
I wish to fly away.
369
01:16:00,280 --> 01:16:04,842
May you know that.
370
01:16:14,440 --> 01:16:16,841
Prepare a bowl of tea. Tea!
371
01:16:18,240 --> 01:16:23,371
Even Buddha does not realize...
372
01:16:31,120 --> 01:16:34,761
Addicted to...
373
01:16:34,920 --> 01:16:39,050
...sensual pleasures...
374
01:16:41,160 --> 01:16:46,849
My humble love is...
375
01:16:47,000 --> 01:16:52,040
...the cause of my ruin.
376
01:16:59,760 --> 01:17:04,049
Young man, please wait.
377
01:17:06,560 --> 01:17:09,484
If you do not know...
378
01:17:10,400 --> 01:17:14,644
...I will tell it to you.
379
01:17:16,520 --> 01:17:23,847
The notorious Benten Kozo Kikunosuke...
380
01:17:27,440 --> 01:17:33,482
That is my name.
381
01:17:43,760 --> 01:17:46,570
Shit, our play won third prize.
382
01:17:46,720 --> 01:17:49,530
If you didn't fall, we would've won.
383
01:17:50,400 --> 01:17:52,482
Next year we'll get Long on.
384
01:17:52,640 --> 01:17:54,529
Then we'll win for sure.
385
01:17:55,040 --> 01:17:56,565
What kind of play?
386
01:17:56,920 --> 01:17:58,649
"The King and I"?
387
01:17:58,800 --> 01:18:01,167
Costumes would be too difficult.
388
01:18:01,640 --> 01:18:03,449
How about modern drama?
389
01:18:03,640 --> 01:18:05,290
Like "Spider-Man."
390
01:18:14,560 --> 01:18:16,483
What about these coupons?
391
01:18:16,720 --> 01:18:19,200
Long. You use them.
For the hot spring.
392
01:18:20,720 --> 01:18:23,883
We got three coupons...
Who'll go with him?
393
01:18:25,080 --> 01:18:26,411
I guess I'll go.
394
01:18:26,560 --> 01:18:28,130
Why should it be you?
395
01:18:28,280 --> 01:18:29,361
She's a junkie.
396
01:18:31,200 --> 01:18:32,804
I mean she's sick...
397
01:18:33,320 --> 01:18:34,731
She's not sick!
398
01:18:37,560 --> 01:18:40,245
Go tomorrow.
With Long and your mother.
399
01:18:48,760 --> 01:18:52,606
Jun... This camera. Take it.
400
01:18:54,040 --> 01:18:55,121
Sorry.
401
01:23:39,040 --> 01:23:39,927
What's the score?
402
01:23:40,080 --> 01:23:41,081
3 to 1.
403
01:23:48,720 --> 01:23:49,881
My point!
404
01:23:51,440 --> 01:23:52,726
Cheer me on.
405
01:23:53,640 --> 01:23:55,244
I can't believe it.
406
01:23:56,200 --> 01:23:59,488
Let's continue. What's the score?
407
01:24:00,040 --> 01:24:01,280
5 for Mom.
408
01:24:01,440 --> 01:24:02,601
And him?
409
01:24:02,760 --> 01:24:03,682
1.
410
01:24:12,360 --> 01:24:13,805
He's terrible.
411
01:24:13,960 --> 01:24:15,849
I'll teach you later.
412
01:24:36,280 --> 01:24:38,760
Hooray! I won again.
413
01:24:39,560 --> 01:24:42,086
You can win, too.
414
01:26:09,880 --> 01:26:11,370
What's this?
415
01:26:11,600 --> 01:26:13,443
They're rice crackers.
416
01:26:15,840 --> 01:26:17,251
Look at this!
417
01:26:20,880 --> 01:26:22,803
It's so cute.
418
01:26:25,360 --> 01:26:26,805
Take a look.
419
01:26:28,680 --> 01:26:30,569
Thank you, Long!
420
01:27:13,160 --> 01:27:15,686
Why did you draw hearts on the cup?
421
01:27:16,960 --> 01:27:18,405
I just wanted to.
422
01:27:18,560 --> 01:27:19,561
But why?
423
01:27:20,560 --> 01:27:22,642
Why did you use so many colors?
424
01:27:22,920 --> 01:27:27,005
Because I like colorful things.
425
01:27:29,720 --> 01:27:31,563
I'm tired. I wanna sleep.
426
01:27:45,360 --> 01:27:46,600
Thank you.
427
01:27:57,560 --> 01:27:59,130
See you tomorrow
428
01:28:04,840 --> 01:28:05,887
See you.
429
01:28:08,680 --> 01:28:09,442
Good night.
430
01:28:10,480 --> 01:28:11,208
Good night.
431
01:28:13,040 --> 01:28:14,246
Take care.
432
01:29:15,440 --> 01:29:17,681
Jun. Clear up quickly.
433
01:29:41,560 --> 01:29:42,846
How was work?
434
01:30:47,040 --> 01:30:48,769
I can't understand Chinese.
435
01:30:55,680 --> 01:31:01,130
Jun, you should ask him yourself in Japanese.
436
01:31:01,720 --> 01:31:04,121
Please let me join the team.
437
01:31:17,640 --> 01:31:21,850
Hey. This kid wants to try out.
438
01:31:22,280 --> 01:31:24,760
I'll have him throw one to you, okay?
439
01:31:33,680 --> 01:31:34,966
Throw to him.
440
01:31:40,240 --> 01:31:41,162
Good.
441
01:31:44,080 --> 01:31:45,366
And again.
442
01:32:02,400 --> 01:32:03,686
You almost got it.
443
01:32:19,920 --> 01:32:21,570
Bring your arms in.
444
01:32:25,440 --> 01:32:26,282
Look there.
445
01:33:34,080 --> 01:33:35,889
Run, Jun, run!
446
01:34:55,920 --> 01:34:58,127
Jun. It's suddenly heavy!
447
01:34:59,400 --> 01:35:00,686
Push hard.
448
01:35:02,400 --> 01:35:04,323
- I'm pushing.
- It's heavy...
449
01:35:05,800 --> 01:35:06,847
Harder!
450
01:35:09,960 --> 01:35:11,564
Are you really pushing?
451
01:35:20,200 --> 01:35:21,690
What's going on?
452
01:37:26,320 --> 01:37:29,210
Jun! I forgot something at home.
453
01:37:29,800 --> 01:37:31,086
You go ahead.
454
01:38:57,600 --> 01:38:58,965
Long time no see.
455
01:39:10,120 --> 01:39:11,485
You live here now?
456
01:39:16,520 --> 01:39:18,761
Belongs to that kid you had?
457
01:39:19,600 --> 01:39:22,046
You raised him by sellin' yourself.
458
01:39:23,560 --> 01:39:25,449
He's already this big?
459
01:39:29,720 --> 01:39:30,960
Are you okay?
460
01:39:32,800 --> 01:39:34,211
You look beat.
461
01:39:42,960 --> 01:39:44,121
Here, take this.
462
01:39:58,000 --> 01:39:59,525
You can't escape.
463
01:40:05,560 --> 01:40:06,721
From me.
464
01:40:11,520 --> 01:40:12,885
From dope...
465
01:41:22,840 --> 01:41:25,605
I searched for you all over.
466
01:41:39,960 --> 01:41:41,485
Who's that guy?
467
01:41:43,040 --> 01:41:44,530
You seduced him?
468
01:41:46,880 --> 01:41:49,008
You were always good at that.
469
01:41:51,120 --> 01:41:53,726
Stop pretendin' to be a happy family.
470
01:41:57,760 --> 01:41:59,330
Come back to me.
471
01:42:01,800 --> 01:42:03,404
Let's befriends again.
472
01:42:08,120 --> 01:42:11,841
That guy from the stall... He's a dead man.
473
01:42:14,640 --> 01:42:16,290
We've found him.
474
01:42:19,960 --> 01:42:23,407
Don't worry. I'll take care of you.
475
01:42:27,280 --> 01:42:29,089
Come back to me.
476
01:42:31,680 --> 01:42:35,651
Then, I'll save your son's life.
477
01:43:19,840 --> 01:43:20,841
Slut.
478
01:43:21,160 --> 01:43:22,924
If you're not turnin' tricks
479
01:43:23,120 --> 01:43:25,691
you should only fuck me.
480
01:43:55,880 --> 01:43:58,724
Long, after you finish work
481
01:43:59,040 --> 01:44:01,202
we're having a barbecue. Got it?
482
01:44:01,360 --> 01:44:03,044
We'll treat you. See you!
483
01:44:13,920 --> 01:44:15,843
If you didn't have that kid
484
01:44:16,560 --> 01:44:19,006
you wouldn't be in all this trouble.
485
01:44:20,680 --> 01:44:23,001
Some dude raped ya and you got knocked up?
486
01:44:26,520 --> 01:44:28,329
What a fucking asshole.
487
01:44:30,560 --> 01:44:32,289
Total piece of shit!
488
01:45:35,840 --> 01:45:37,285
One beef noodle.
489
01:45:44,080 --> 01:45:46,481
Hey, kid. You're great.
490
01:47:28,760 --> 01:47:30,171
That was good.
491
01:47:39,880 --> 01:47:42,281
Jun. Clear up.
492
01:48:06,560 --> 01:48:08,050
I'm home!
493
01:48:59,520 --> 01:49:01,841
What're you assholes doing?!
494
01:49:02,400 --> 01:49:03,686
Say what, motherfucker?
495
01:49:08,760 --> 01:49:09,682
What's this about?
496
01:49:09,840 --> 01:49:10,727
Stop it!
497
01:49:15,560 --> 01:49:16,925
I'll call the police!
498
01:49:17,600 --> 01:49:18,601
What the hell?
499
01:50:26,120 --> 01:50:28,168
Are you taking the piss?
500
01:52:56,800 --> 01:52:58,245
Get outta this town.
501
01:53:56,360 --> 01:53:57,850
Tonight, 8 o'clock.
502
01:53:58,000 --> 01:54:00,048
Sheshin Hotel, room 505.
503
01:54:57,280 --> 01:54:59,282
Isn't that Mr. Long?
504
01:55:02,680 --> 01:55:03,727
Hey, Long!
505
01:55:04,840 --> 01:55:06,001
It can't be!
506
01:55:06,400 --> 01:55:07,242
Long!
507
01:55:19,600 --> 01:55:20,726
It's dangerous!
508
01:55:22,680 --> 01:55:23,647
Watch out!
509
01:55:37,200 --> 01:55:38,247
Please stop!
510
01:56:29,240 --> 01:56:30,890
Why are you here?
511
01:56:42,280 --> 01:56:44,203
Why did you come?
512
01:56:54,240 --> 01:56:56,083
Why did you all come?
513
01:56:56,600 --> 01:56:58,489
Why did you all come?
514
01:57:16,680 --> 01:57:18,682
Why did you all come?
515
01:58:06,600 --> 01:58:08,921
- I'm going now.
- So late for school?
516
01:58:09,080 --> 01:58:10,844
Don't make me say it again.
517
01:58:30,520 --> 01:58:31,681
I'm going.
518
01:58:31,960 --> 01:58:33,121
Take care.
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