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I mean, if you really want to...
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Take a chance?
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Take a chance on this guy.
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Make him wait.
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Make him get his life in order.
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Even maybe go so far
as to find his own job.
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How long should I make him wait?
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Three months?
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- Three months?
- Three months.
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If he's worth it, he'll be there.
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Where will you be...
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...on May 8th at 5:02 p. m.?
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We'll land in a few minutes.
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- Want to think it over?
- Do you?
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Absolutely not.
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Top of the Empire State Building?
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It's not the tallest building
anymore, but you can't miss it.
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May 8th, 5:02 p. m.?
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- Nervous?
- Oh, yeah.
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Look...
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If one of us doesn't show...
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...we won't pester each other, okay?
No phone calls, no contact.
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All or nothing.
We'll never speak again.
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All right. If you're not there,
I'll understand.
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If you're not,
I'll understand.
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I'll be there.
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Do you like kids?
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Yeah.
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- Terry!
- What?
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I like watching you move.
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Good.
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I like watching you move.
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You go first.
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Okay.
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- Here he comes.
- There he is, let's go.
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Make sure we get both of them.
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Let's set a wedding date right now.
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Over here!
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Lynn, give us a date.
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- How about another kiss?
- Give us a commitment, Mike!
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A little closer together.
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Terry! Terry, over here.
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Lynn, is it true you're part of
a group trying to buy NBC?
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Lynn, when will you give Mike
his own show?
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Will Mike be on your April special?
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Charlie, get the bags.
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Okay, let's get out of here.
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Get back to me
about the Dallas affiliate problem.
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Great.
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How was your trip?
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Trip...
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We have to talk about that?
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- Mr. Edwards is on the phone.
- Thank you.
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Hello?
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Not interested.
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Next?
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I don't need another bank.
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I've got banks falling over each
other to get in on this deal.
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If they're that eager...
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...and they want to
have lunch with me, I'll listen.
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What else?
No, tell Hong Kong they can wait.
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Just tell them they can wait.
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We've got enough for three months,
six months.
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Miss McKay?
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Miss McKay, may I have the key
to your bags?
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Annie, don't unpack.
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What? If you wanted limousines...
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...you should've stayed with Lynn.
That'll go in the back.
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You bring gas money?
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Oh, okay.
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Now I got it.
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All I was asking for was a reason.
You changed your mind.
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- We don't need to talk about it.
- Good.
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That's what Campbell's soups are:
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Lou, can you take something
from the 5th take...
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...and combine it with something
from the 16th take?
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That's what Campbell's soups are:
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Good job.
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That's what Campbell's soups are:
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- Ed was good.
- Ed was great.
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That's a wrap, ladies.
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Terry, can I speak to you
for a second?
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- Are you coming?
- See you later.
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Ed was great.
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- Dinner at his place?
- A weekend in the country.
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- The Hamptons?
- The Vineyard.
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Did you say yes?
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No.
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What do you do for money
when you're not singing about soup?
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- Good question.
- I have an idea if you're interested.
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We're persona non grata at
Weaver Productions. So what?
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If you're meant to be with Lynn,
you'll end up with Lynn.
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I'm with you on this.
Let's let nature take its course.
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- You want to call her?
- No.
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I was joking anyway.
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It's Sheldon, your accountant!
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What a surprise.
What are the chances of that?
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- How you doing?
- It's been a while.
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I haven't seen you since '89
when we got audited.
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Uncle Sam said we couldn't deduct
a $60,000 Porsche as an office.
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I told him it had a phone.
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It's perfect
that you came by because...
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...we were just discussing some big
career changes for Mike.
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Maybe this would be a good time
to review his financial status.
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TV not working out?
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The Lynn thing is not going great.
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What's the next move?
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I'm not sure.
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You have a pretty healthy nut here.
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You got the leases on the houses,
the lease on the car.
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Restaurant bills. Did you ever
consider eating at home?
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What do I have in reserve?
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I'm not sure what you mean
by "reserve. "
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I've had some good years.
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Yes, but that was before me, Mike.
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Remember the fried chicken?
We lost a bundle.
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That was great chicken.
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If any chicken
had a chance of taking off...
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You've never been
an aggressive saver.
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That was never important to you.
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What happens if I...
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- If I, like, simplified my life?
- Give up Call Waiting?
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Get rid of the guy who takes care of
your house while you're on the road?
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Get rid of me? You can do
your own taxes, pay your own bills.
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When did you last write a check?
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You don't even know
what a stamp costs.
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Good. Very subtle.
Would you give us a few minutes?
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I don't know what a stamp costs.
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Who needs to know that? You go to
the post office and ask for one.
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They don't ask, "How much is it?"
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- Twenty-nine cents.
- Twenty-nine? When did that happen?
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- What is the deal with you?
- I want to simplify my life.
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When it comes to my life. But you
have a great life. I love your life.
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It's my life, right?
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I want to wake up
and be excited about what I do.
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What makes you happy?
What do you want?
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I don't know.
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Something to do with the game.
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- Paint.
- Paint.
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I don't like what I've been doing.
After a while, you forget.
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- What do you forget?
- What it's like to love something.
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Really?
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I'm gonna set up a physical
for you, if that's all right.
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I never felt better in my life.
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Blue urban barn jacket?
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Single dad, doctor.
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Father-IKnows-Best vest?
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Single dad, real estate.
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Single dad, lawyer.
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You don't care.
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I know.
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- I do.
- It's 10:00.
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Everybody, come to the middle!
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Say hello to someone new.
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This is her first day.
Remember yours?
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Say hello to Terry!
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You're in. Let's go.
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Hey! Don't you get a
special nostalgic rush...
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...every time you eat at Chasen's?
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First it's Ron and Nancy, then...
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Two more bowls of borscht.
Want some?
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Give me a couple more bowls.
I could eat 100 of those.
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Then it's Sid Caesar,
next day you see...
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I have something to tell you.
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Hold it.
I got something more important.
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Willie Mays, 1954.
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You know what this is worth?
Neither do I.
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It's probably gone up $10
since we've been here.
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These guys get hundreds of dollars
just to sign a baseball.
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They put Ernie Banks in a room
with 10,000 baseballs...
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...and let him go
until his hand cramps.
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- You want me to sign footballs?
- That's not what I meant.
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But it's not a bad idea.
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Your autograph
would sell like hotcakes.
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I'm talking about something bigger.
Listen, this is huge.
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Home Shopping Network.
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You're not following me.
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I've talked to them. They'd
give you a piece of the real estate.
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Five percent on
every card, every ball...
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...every jockstrap that you sell.
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You'd have fun. Talk to
Mickey Mantle one day, then...
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...Nellie Fox, Johnny Unitas.
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Nellie Fox is dead. He had cancer.
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I know that.
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I wasn't talking about Nellie Fox,
the Nellie Fox.
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I was using that as a generic.
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You're not getting the point.
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- I ordered two.
- I thought you were joking.
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You'll know when I'm joking.
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Sorry, I'll bring another.
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Would you buy a jock from this man?
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Look, that is not the average.
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I took a coaching job today.
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I took a coaching job.
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Great.
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A coaching job?
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- Where?
- Hillsboro State Teachers College.
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Boy, I'm not familiar
with that institution.
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It's in western Pennsylvania
between Erie...
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...and Loretto Federal Penitentiary.
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Good place.
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God, what has happened to you?
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Then he starts with the DNA.
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He says it's
the basic structure of life.
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It exists only to replicate itself.
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True.
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Which it does in a woman
every 9 months, but in a man...
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...it could replicate itself
millions of times a day.
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He's trying to tell me
DNA forces men...
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...to screw around more than women.
It forces them!
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A guy dumb enough to tell me he'll
screw around before he screws me...
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...can take his DNA
and replicate it up his ass.
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But he's telling the truth.
Sooner or later they all screw around.
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It's always
the boys against the girls.
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The boys always try
to run up the score.
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Look, I gotta go. All right?
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Friday. Right?
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Bye, babe.
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That makes you uncomfortable.
Talking about men.
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- No. Why?
- You never talk about them.
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What would I say?
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You never date them, either.
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If you have some other sexual
preference, you can just say so.
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You're among friends.
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Hey, thanks. And vice versa.
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All right!
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- Nice to see you again.
- How are you?
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Would you take these to my room?
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Not the painting. Just leave that.
I'm in a tiny touch of a hurry.
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There seems to have been a mistake.
Don't you usually take a suite?
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No mistake. The cheaper the better.
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Come in.
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Now I get it.
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What?
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Come in.
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IKen!
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Hi...
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How are you?
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- You look good.
- So do you.
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I'm in a hell of a rush.
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- What time is it?
- It's 4:35.
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I found a few of your things
at the apartment you might like.
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- Terry, can we talk?
- I can't now.
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I was an idiot when you left. I still
don't understand, but I'm sorry.
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No, you were very good about it.
What time is it?
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Now?
Well, it's 4:35 and 32 seconds.
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Where are you going?
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I can't be late.
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You're hopeless.
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Taxi! Taxi!
251
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Tony and Rebecca asked for you.
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- How are they?
- They're fine.
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00:17:49,425 --> 00:17:51,519
Taxi! I don't know
how you're doing...
254
00:17:51,728 --> 00:17:54,391
...but I'll tell them you look happy.
255
00:17:54,599 --> 00:17:56,727
Thanks. Tell them hello for me.
256
00:17:56,936 --> 00:17:59,302
I will. I'll call you, okay?
257
00:17:59,505 --> 00:18:01,698
- Where am I going?
- Where are you going?
258
00:18:01,905 --> 00:18:04,374
Downtown.
259
00:18:04,576 --> 00:18:05,770
I'll call you.
260
00:18:05,977 --> 00:18:07,639
Empire State Building.
261
00:18:07,847 --> 00:18:12,782
This city's problem is traffic.
Why do people murder and rob banks?
262
00:18:12,983 --> 00:18:15,475
Because they're frustrated,
that's why.
263
00:18:15,687 --> 00:18:19,249
I could've been a ball player.
Maybe not the majors, but the minors.
264
00:18:19,458 --> 00:18:21,518
Could you cut through the park?
265
00:18:21,728 --> 00:18:23,320
What? The park?
266
00:18:23,530 --> 00:18:26,292
The park is jammed,
bumper to bumper.
267
00:18:27,666 --> 00:18:31,433
Michael Jordan's playing
in the minors.
268
00:18:31,638 --> 00:18:33,572
What do you think they're paying him?
269
00:18:33,773 --> 00:18:35,264
Peanuts.
270
00:18:35,476 --> 00:18:36,806
How tall are you?
271
00:18:37,010 --> 00:18:38,806
You look tall for a woman.
272
00:18:39,011 --> 00:18:41,344
- What, 5' 10"?
- There's no faster way?
273
00:18:41,548 --> 00:18:44,347
Helicopter. Maybe.
274
00:18:44,552 --> 00:18:47,886
I like tall women.
Some men don't like tall women.
275
00:18:48,090 --> 00:18:52,548
- Bureaucratic quagmire.
IKnow how to eliminate the quagmire?
276
00:18:52,759 --> 00:18:55,627
Elect a mayor who's not a politician,
that's how.
277
00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:59,130
- You know how to find one?
- I'll get out here.
278
00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:02,703
Here you go.
279
00:19:04,004 --> 00:19:06,200
Lady, that's a 50.
280
00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:10,138
It's for you. I'm getting married,
and I wanted you to know first.
281
00:19:10,445 --> 00:19:12,812
For a $42 tip, I...
282
00:21:08,737 --> 00:21:11,502
Miss McKay, can you hear me?
283
00:21:14,109 --> 00:21:16,043
I'm Dr. Punch.
284
00:21:16,245 --> 00:21:19,271
I'll touch you and I want you
to tell me if you feel it.
285
00:21:19,581 --> 00:21:22,244
It's important for you
to remain still.
286
00:21:22,552 --> 00:21:25,884
If it's too painful to talk,
just blink your eyes.
287
00:22:03,029 --> 00:22:04,859
Mr. Gambril!
288
00:22:05,863 --> 00:22:07,695
You forgot this.
289
00:22:08,967 --> 00:22:12,768
I had to take off the wrapping,
it was torn and damp.
290
00:22:15,642 --> 00:22:17,665
- You didn't forget it?
- No.
291
00:22:17,876 --> 00:22:21,210
You just left this for housekeeping?
292
00:22:23,249 --> 00:22:26,777
I choose the pictures
for the restaurant.
293
00:22:29,157 --> 00:22:33,649
I think it's very good.
I'm not a critic, but I like it.
294
00:22:33,860 --> 00:22:36,091
- What do you like about it?
- I don't know.
295
00:22:36,296 --> 00:22:41,600
It makes you wonder, is it
a real place, is it a real person?
296
00:22:42,737 --> 00:22:44,670
- Is she?
- Is she what?
297
00:22:44,872 --> 00:22:46,134
Real.
298
00:22:47,776 --> 00:22:49,038
I don't know.
299
00:22:49,811 --> 00:22:53,339
- Is it for sale?
- It's yours.
300
00:22:53,649 --> 00:22:56,582
No, I couldn't.
It must be worth something.
301
00:22:56,784 --> 00:22:59,253
Not to me. Thanks.
302
00:23:05,195 --> 00:23:08,720
Janet, Glenda and Dixie
were all married to him...
303
00:23:08,930 --> 00:23:10,488
...some at the same time.
304
00:23:10,698 --> 00:23:14,898
- Tough break.
- I had to take her for an ultrasound.
305
00:23:18,042 --> 00:23:20,009
Wait, go back.
306
00:23:21,278 --> 00:23:25,180
- Hawkeye offense moved the ball
convincingly.
307
00:23:25,382 --> 00:23:27,316
The Buckeye
defense slaughtered the...
308
00:23:27,617 --> 00:23:30,109
Where do they get
a name like Buckeye?
309
00:23:30,321 --> 00:23:32,949
Where do they get "Rams"
or "Trojans"?
310
00:23:33,157 --> 00:23:36,057
The Trojans? The mind reels.
311
00:23:36,259 --> 00:23:37,726
What is a Buckeye?
312
00:23:37,928 --> 00:23:39,692
Ohio's the Buckeye state.
313
00:23:39,897 --> 00:23:42,628
Do their eyes stick out
like buck teeth?
314
00:23:42,835 --> 00:23:45,633
A buckeye is...
315
00:23:46,638 --> 00:23:48,365
What's a buckeye?
316
00:23:50,875 --> 00:23:52,776
A buckeye.
317
00:23:55,415 --> 00:23:58,406
Guys, I'm a little pooped.
318
00:23:59,018 --> 00:24:00,643
It's okay. Don't worry.
319
00:24:00,852 --> 00:24:03,822
I have to go back to work anyway.
320
00:24:05,792 --> 00:24:07,952
I've got a meeting with a new group.
321
00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:11,426
You know what that's like.
It'll be boring.
322
00:24:12,733 --> 00:24:14,631
Do you want this off?
323
00:24:14,833 --> 00:24:16,062
Please.
324
00:24:17,403 --> 00:24:20,099
Well... I'll call you.
325
00:24:20,306 --> 00:24:22,741
- Thanks.
- IKen.
326
00:24:22,943 --> 00:24:25,377
I'll see you, Tina. Take care.
327
00:24:27,180 --> 00:24:29,877
You need anything else?
328
00:24:31,385 --> 00:24:33,683
So how's it with Mariel?
329
00:24:33,888 --> 00:24:38,019
Ariel.
She's allergic to the dog.
330
00:24:38,226 --> 00:24:41,058
Hector's a Dandy Dinmont Terrier.
He doesn't have dander.
331
00:24:41,262 --> 00:24:44,823
Yes, he does. She can live with it.
332
00:24:49,070 --> 00:24:53,097
- Do you mind if I ask you a question?
- No.
333
00:24:55,810 --> 00:24:58,779
Have you been seeing anybody?
334
00:25:00,149 --> 00:25:01,741
Not lately.
335
00:25:01,951 --> 00:25:05,249
Of course. I mean, since we...
336
00:25:06,087 --> 00:25:07,715
No.
337
00:25:08,958 --> 00:25:11,927
I haven't been seeing anybody.
338
00:25:12,995 --> 00:25:15,294
You don't sound convinced.
339
00:25:18,968 --> 00:25:21,937
Boy, you're a tough nut to crack.
Come here.
340
00:25:26,811 --> 00:25:28,039
Sorry. I can come back.
341
00:25:28,246 --> 00:25:30,975
It's all right, I'm just leaving.
342
00:25:31,181 --> 00:25:33,945
You know where I am if you need me.
343
00:25:34,151 --> 00:25:36,051
So call.
344
00:25:36,253 --> 00:25:37,516
I will.
345
00:25:38,523 --> 00:25:40,890
She's all yours.
346
00:25:44,395 --> 00:25:46,760
So, guess what?
347
00:25:47,799 --> 00:25:50,233
I can not only feel the sheet...
348
00:25:50,436 --> 00:25:54,305
...but I have movement
in my right leg.
349
00:25:54,874 --> 00:25:58,036
You can't see it, but I feel it...
350
00:25:59,077 --> 00:26:00,477
...sometimes.
351
00:26:00,779 --> 00:26:04,113
We won't operate until we see
if there's permanent damage.
352
00:26:04,317 --> 00:26:07,412
Can't you be more specific
in some way?
353
00:26:07,622 --> 00:26:09,850
How will that help?
354
00:26:15,095 --> 00:26:18,031
Can I tell you something
I haven't told anyone?
355
00:26:20,134 --> 00:26:23,033
I want to keep this from someone.
356
00:26:24,804 --> 00:26:27,432
I don't want to see him
until I can walk.
357
00:28:11,051 --> 00:28:13,542
Yes, Rau?
358
00:28:13,754 --> 00:28:16,918
She gave me this to send to you.
359
00:28:17,957 --> 00:28:21,655
She said it was for the young lady
who was here with you.
360
00:28:21,962 --> 00:28:23,954
Thank you, Rau.
361
00:29:55,628 --> 00:29:57,061
Hello.
362
00:30:00,534 --> 00:30:03,161
Happy Holidays, Mr. Gambril.
363
00:30:03,369 --> 00:30:06,236
- Merry Chris...
- Merry Christmas.
364
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:10,005
- I got you something.
- Oh, you shouldn't have.
365
00:30:10,210 --> 00:30:12,509
- Merry Christmas.
- A hat.
366
00:30:12,714 --> 00:30:15,147
One size fits all?
367
00:30:15,349 --> 00:30:17,681
Walk with me.
368
00:30:19,286 --> 00:30:20,548
Thanks.
369
00:30:20,754 --> 00:30:23,849
- I've got good news and bad news.
- What's the good news?
370
00:30:24,158 --> 00:30:27,320
- I got us a meeting with the Giants.
- Giants?
371
00:30:27,527 --> 00:30:31,362
Let me amend that.
I got a meeting with Tisch himself.
372
00:30:31,566 --> 00:30:34,661
He's a fan.
We'll have lunch tomorrow.
373
00:30:34,870 --> 00:30:39,670
The best part is we talked about
you being quarterback coach.
374
00:30:39,874 --> 00:30:41,865
Then he mentions
offensive coordinator.
375
00:30:42,176 --> 00:30:44,144
- What's the bad news?
- You might be successful.
376
00:30:44,345 --> 00:30:49,614
I know how hard that is for you to
handle, but I'll see you through it.
377
00:30:49,819 --> 00:30:51,411
I need a drink.
378
00:31:00,130 --> 00:31:01,358
What are you doing?
379
00:31:01,564 --> 00:31:03,658
I have a table over here.
380
00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:09,365
Oh, it's Lynn Weaver!
I can't believe that's Lynn Weaver.
381
00:31:10,173 --> 00:31:14,235
What are the chances of bumping
into her? She looks great.
382
00:31:14,445 --> 00:31:16,437
She looks great.
383
00:31:16,648 --> 00:31:18,340
He's right, you look great.
384
00:31:19,249 --> 00:31:22,344
- So do you.
- Thanks.
385
00:31:22,553 --> 00:31:24,817
Why don't you join us?
386
00:31:25,122 --> 00:31:27,921
All the art here is by celebrities,
did you know that?
387
00:31:28,226 --> 00:31:30,194
This is a Phyllis Diller over here.
388
00:31:30,395 --> 00:31:33,386
And that was a Doug McClure
in the other room.
389
00:31:33,597 --> 00:31:36,192
Evidently done
during his blue period.
390
00:31:36,401 --> 00:31:41,430
They have a Howard Cosell next
to a Don Meredith. They still clash.
391
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:44,472
It's in the next room.
How'd he get you here?
392
00:31:44,675 --> 00:31:47,110
Using natural charm and seduction.
393
00:31:47,312 --> 00:31:52,445
- He does have that.
- Thank you. Do you really mean that?
394
00:31:52,653 --> 00:31:54,643
You left your tux in my closet.
395
00:31:54,854 --> 00:31:58,380
There's a benefit tomorrow night.
Should I send it over?
396
00:31:58,590 --> 00:32:00,616
That's a big Elke Sommer.
397
00:33:13,504 --> 00:33:15,664
Good night, y'all.
398
00:33:28,286 --> 00:33:30,277
So, really, since when?
399
00:33:30,489 --> 00:33:33,821
Starting tonight.
I want this to be your evening.
400
00:33:34,026 --> 00:33:36,358
I don't know where to go anymore.
401
00:33:52,911 --> 00:33:54,937
- Thank you very much.
- Hello.
402
00:33:56,582 --> 00:33:57,880
Hello.
403
00:34:00,854 --> 00:34:02,846
That was Mike Gambril, wasn't it?
404
00:34:03,057 --> 00:34:04,821
I think so.
405
00:34:05,026 --> 00:34:08,085
He looked very good.
This was terrific.
406
00:34:08,395 --> 00:34:09,622
Shall we go?
407
00:34:09,829 --> 00:34:11,593
Sure, let's go.
408
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:27,744
What about tomorrow?
409
00:34:27,949 --> 00:34:30,043
- Tomorrow?
- It's Christmas Eve.
410
00:34:30,353 --> 00:34:33,048
- Are you coming for dinner?
- Is Ariel cooking?
411
00:34:33,354 --> 00:34:37,587
It's takeout from the Four Seasons.
You're safe.
412
00:34:37,792 --> 00:34:39,624
Thanks, IKen.
413
00:34:40,396 --> 00:34:43,025
How about if I stop by?
414
00:34:43,333 --> 00:34:45,323
Let's talk tomorrow.
415
00:34:56,979 --> 00:34:58,469
Want to grab a bite?
416
00:34:58,681 --> 00:35:01,741
No, thanks. I don't think so.
417
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:06,820
I guess this wasn't
such a great idea after all.
418
00:35:09,562 --> 00:35:11,618
I don't know.
419
00:35:11,827 --> 00:35:14,353
Merry Christmas, Lynn.
420
00:35:14,565 --> 00:35:16,693
Merry Christmas, Mike.
421
00:35:35,385 --> 00:35:37,115
No kidding!
422
00:35:37,422 --> 00:35:39,414
- Look at that!
- How are you?
423
00:35:39,625 --> 00:35:43,562
You know who this guy is?
Mike Gambril.
424
00:35:43,763 --> 00:35:45,594
No kidding.
425
00:36:37,654 --> 00:36:41,214
- Thanks, guys!
- Merry Christmas, Miss McKay.
426
00:36:41,523 --> 00:36:45,051
- Merry Christmas to you, Monica.
- You recognized me.
427
00:36:45,261 --> 00:36:47,492
- Just a wild guess.
- Open this one.
428
00:36:47,698 --> 00:36:52,601
This is the best Christmas ever.
Oh, thanks, Lori!
429
00:36:58,609 --> 00:37:01,601
It's sort of a quiet Christmas.
430
00:37:01,812 --> 00:37:03,575
Exactly.
431
00:37:03,782 --> 00:37:06,908
You know something,
I like it better quiet.
432
00:37:07,117 --> 00:37:09,984
Absolutely. Thanks, Dorothy.
433
00:37:10,187 --> 00:37:14,454
- Call me if you need anything.
- All right, I will. Thanks.
434
00:37:14,659 --> 00:37:17,561
I'll be right upstairs.
435
00:37:17,763 --> 00:37:19,922
Hello.
436
00:37:20,130 --> 00:37:22,599
- Mike?
- Hello, Terry.
437
00:37:26,204 --> 00:37:27,604
Good to see you.
438
00:37:27,807 --> 00:37:31,799
It's good to see you too.
You feeling all right?
439
00:37:32,544 --> 00:37:34,172
Yeah. I'm just...
440
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:35,972
...catching up.
441
00:37:36,182 --> 00:37:37,809
Good, good.
442
00:37:40,887 --> 00:37:42,115
It's been a long time.
443
00:37:42,322 --> 00:37:45,051
Yes, it has, hasn't it?
444
00:37:46,158 --> 00:37:47,820
It is good to see you.
445
00:37:49,562 --> 00:37:51,053
You said that. Could I...?
446
00:37:51,264 --> 00:37:53,562
Yes, please do.
447
00:37:53,767 --> 00:37:55,531
Thanks.
448
00:37:56,871 --> 00:37:59,065
I'll just be a minute.
449
00:38:00,073 --> 00:38:03,839
- You don't mind?
- Of course not.
450
00:38:04,612 --> 00:38:06,603
Good, good.
451
00:38:18,293 --> 00:38:21,752
I bet you're wondering how I got here.
452
00:38:21,965 --> 00:38:25,593
I was looking through a phone
book for a man named McBride...
453
00:38:25,801 --> 00:38:29,032
...and I ran across the name
"T. McKay. "
454
00:38:29,238 --> 00:38:30,830
I said to myself:
455
00:38:31,039 --> 00:38:34,567
"Could that possibly be Terry McKay,
my old friend?"
456
00:38:34,778 --> 00:38:37,974
- It was.
- And then I said to myself:
457
00:38:38,180 --> 00:38:43,175
"I wasn't very nice to her. I had
an appointment with her, and I...
458
00:38:43,386 --> 00:38:45,355
...didn't keep it. "
459
00:38:45,656 --> 00:38:48,056
- You didn't?
- No.
460
00:38:48,259 --> 00:38:49,725
No.
461
00:38:50,759 --> 00:38:56,927
So then I said to myself... I talk
to myself quite a lot these days.
462
00:38:57,134 --> 00:38:59,729
"That's not a nice way
to treat a friend.
463
00:38:59,938 --> 00:39:01,699
I have to apologize to her. "
464
00:39:01,905 --> 00:39:05,501
If one doesn't keep an appointment,
shouldn't they apologize?
465
00:39:05,776 --> 00:39:07,209
Yes.
466
00:39:07,411 --> 00:39:09,403
Yes, you're absolutely right.
467
00:39:09,614 --> 00:39:13,016
The least people can do
is say they're sorry.
468
00:39:14,086 --> 00:39:15,380
So here I am.
469
00:39:17,121 --> 00:39:20,922
- That's very sweet.
- I thought so.
470
00:39:23,563 --> 00:39:25,360
I've often wondered about you.
471
00:39:25,665 --> 00:39:27,722
- Have you really?
- Yes, really.
472
00:39:27,932 --> 00:39:31,835
I've wondered about you, too.
You weren't angry?
473
00:39:32,037 --> 00:39:34,165
You must have been at first.
474
00:39:34,373 --> 00:39:35,897
I was. I was.
475
00:39:36,109 --> 00:39:38,168
At first, I was furious.
476
00:39:38,378 --> 00:39:42,335
I said, "He can't do this to me.
Who does he think he is?"
477
00:39:42,647 --> 00:39:46,141
- Did you wait long?
- Yes, I waited. I waited until...
478
00:39:46,353 --> 00:39:48,719
Midnight?
479
00:39:49,824 --> 00:39:52,690
- Then what?
- I got really mad.
480
00:39:52,892 --> 00:39:55,690
You can just imagine,
being up there...
481
00:39:55,895 --> 00:39:57,659
In a thunderstorm.
482
00:39:59,868 --> 00:40:01,893
- In a thunderstorm?
- Yeah.
483
00:40:04,472 --> 00:40:06,301
What did you say?
484
00:40:06,507 --> 00:40:09,704
Then I said, "Why don't you
just go home and get drunk?"
485
00:40:09,911 --> 00:40:12,641
- But you didn't.
- I didn't?
486
00:40:12,847 --> 00:40:15,078
You just took one little drink...
487
00:40:15,284 --> 00:40:17,684
...every hour for about two months.
488
00:40:17,887 --> 00:40:19,182
Can you blame me?
489
00:40:19,386 --> 00:40:21,412
Not at all. No.
490
00:40:21,723 --> 00:40:24,454
The least I could've done
was send you a note.
491
00:40:25,995 --> 00:40:30,399
Maybe by the time you thought of it,
you couldn't find me.
492
00:40:30,700 --> 00:40:34,760
But certainly you swore that if you
ever saw me again you'd ask.
493
00:40:38,842 --> 00:40:43,974
No. We said if we could make it,
we'd be there.
494
00:40:44,181 --> 00:40:47,843
If one of us didn't show up,
there must be a good reason.
495
00:40:48,051 --> 00:40:51,317
- Did we say that?
- Yes, that's exactly what we said.
496
00:40:51,522 --> 00:40:53,716
Like what, for instance?
497
00:40:54,759 --> 00:40:58,421
So there'll be no more
questions asked, I hope.
498
00:40:59,529 --> 00:41:00,997
Thirsty?
499
00:41:08,240 --> 00:41:09,502
Thank you.
500
00:41:09,808 --> 00:41:11,741
Thank you, Mike.
501
00:41:16,949 --> 00:41:18,177
Isn't this wonderful?
502
00:41:18,383 --> 00:41:20,749
I walk over here just to...
503
00:41:20,954 --> 00:41:24,389
Now I'm not even supposed to ask
why you weren't there.
504
00:41:24,590 --> 00:41:27,958
- It doesn't seem fair, does it?
- I know.
505
00:41:29,395 --> 00:41:31,886
I don't know what it is.
506
00:41:32,098 --> 00:41:34,761
When I'm with you, I just...
507
00:41:36,134 --> 00:41:39,832
- No wedding ring.
- No.
508
00:41:40,940 --> 00:41:44,137
I thought when I saw you
last night...
509
00:41:44,344 --> 00:41:45,869
No.
510
00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:47,741
He was just...
511
00:41:47,949 --> 00:41:49,437
No.
512
00:41:51,285 --> 00:41:53,014
Sorry.
513
00:41:55,422 --> 00:41:57,413
So how are you?
514
00:41:57,625 --> 00:41:59,958
You can ask questions?
515
00:42:01,929 --> 00:42:04,990
I thought everything was fine
till I saw you last night.
516
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:09,364
Then I knew there must be something
between us, even if only an ocean.
517
00:42:09,571 --> 00:42:11,095
So I got a ticket.
518
00:42:12,108 --> 00:42:13,700
Where are you going?
519
00:42:14,043 --> 00:42:15,441
Away.
520
00:42:19,048 --> 00:42:20,571
- When?
- Tonight.
521
00:42:20,882 --> 00:42:23,909
Unless I can get an earlier flight.
522
00:42:35,064 --> 00:42:36,396
Well...
523
00:42:38,602 --> 00:42:40,501
You're happy, aren't you?
524
00:42:42,139 --> 00:42:43,901
And you?
525
00:42:44,106 --> 00:42:46,337
I don't know. Sometimes I...
526
00:42:46,543 --> 00:42:49,479
I worry about the future,
what people will think of me.
527
00:42:49,681 --> 00:42:53,548
That they'll say,
"What happened to him? He's a mess. "
528
00:42:53,850 --> 00:42:57,581
- "He doesn't really like women. "
- Why would they say that?
529
00:42:57,888 --> 00:43:01,825
Because every woman
he meets, he says:
530
00:43:02,026 --> 00:43:05,896
"Where will you be in three months?
Meet me in three months. "
531
00:43:06,097 --> 00:43:08,360
- And they're there?
- Everywhere.
532
00:43:08,565 --> 00:43:11,399
Pyramids, Eiffel Tower,
Statue of Liberty, everywhere.
533
00:43:11,602 --> 00:43:14,504
Just waiting. Waiting.
534
00:43:14,707 --> 00:43:16,676
Where is he?
535
00:43:18,611 --> 00:43:20,440
Waiting.
536
00:43:23,215 --> 00:43:25,308
Want to change the subject?
537
00:43:29,557 --> 00:43:31,955
Merry Christmas.
538
00:43:32,157 --> 00:43:35,558
I almost forgot.
539
00:43:38,565 --> 00:43:42,229
Who would've thought we'd spend
Christmas together?
540
00:43:42,436 --> 00:43:46,599
- I brought you a present.
- I wish I had something for you.
541
00:43:46,906 --> 00:43:48,874
I didn't expect anything.
542
00:43:49,075 --> 00:43:51,544
It's not really a Christmas present.
543
00:44:04,392 --> 00:44:07,954
So that's why my letters came back.
544
00:44:08,164 --> 00:44:11,427
Well, I'd have sent it to you,
but I...
545
00:44:11,632 --> 00:44:14,363
...didn't know
your address till today.
546
00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:27,481
She wanted you to have it.
547
00:44:33,056 --> 00:44:34,489
Anyway...
548
00:44:35,492 --> 00:44:37,048
That's why I...
549
00:44:50,607 --> 00:44:52,472
Goodbye, Terry.
550
00:44:55,013 --> 00:44:56,446
Goodbye, Mike.
551
00:45:26,246 --> 00:45:29,112
You know, I painted you wearing that.
552
00:45:29,348 --> 00:45:32,045
I wish you'd seen it. It was good.
553
00:45:35,922 --> 00:45:41,291
I left it at the hotel.
They hung it in the restaurant...
554
00:45:41,494 --> 00:45:45,431
...and there was a young woman
who came in and really liked it.
555
00:45:45,633 --> 00:45:49,626
They told me she kept trying
to buy it so I said:
556
00:45:49,837 --> 00:45:54,739
"Just give it to her because she
wants the damn thing so much. "
557
00:45:56,310 --> 00:46:00,246
They said she didn't seem like
she had a lot of money...
558
00:46:00,448 --> 00:46:03,714
...and not only that,
they told me she was...
559
00:46:14,429 --> 00:46:16,193
She was...
560
00:46:18,268 --> 00:46:19,757
When is your flight?
561
00:46:20,068 --> 00:46:22,128
I said, "By all means...
562
00:46:22,338 --> 00:46:27,867
...give it to her because I never took
any money for paintings and it was...
563
00:46:28,177 --> 00:46:30,112
...Christmas season, ho-ho-ho.
564
00:46:30,714 --> 00:46:32,476
So I...
565
00:47:13,858 --> 00:47:17,556
Oh, Mike, don't look at me like that.
566
00:47:17,763 --> 00:47:19,595
Why didn't you tell me?
567
00:47:27,173 --> 00:47:30,871
If anything had to happen
to one of us...
568
00:47:31,178 --> 00:47:33,579
...why did it have to be you?
569
00:47:36,351 --> 00:47:39,750
It was my own fault.
I was looking up.
570
00:47:39,953 --> 00:47:42,251
I knew you were there.
571
00:47:46,527 --> 00:47:47,756
Don't worry, Mike.
572
00:47:47,963 --> 00:47:50,225
It doesn't have to be a miracle.
573
00:47:50,430 --> 00:47:52,864
If you can paint, I can walk.
574
00:47:58,173 --> 00:48:00,768
Anything can happen, don't you think?
575
00:48:08,550 --> 00:48:10,246
Come here.
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