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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,127 --> 00:00:03,669 What are you looking at? 2 00:00:03,837 --> 00:00:06,088 This is what you missed last week on Shameless: 3 00:00:06,297 --> 00:00:07,506 I'm here to help Karen. 4 00:00:07,674 --> 00:00:09,758 - Take your shoes off. - She's got this thing... 5 00:00:09,926 --> 00:00:13,554 ...about people bringing dirt in the house. Melissomophobia. 6 00:00:14,180 --> 00:00:16,682 - Ah. - Science just turns me on. 7 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:19,560 - I'm not looking. - All right if I leave my number? 8 00:00:19,769 --> 00:00:23,022 I thought we tell each other everything. You're fucking him? 9 00:00:23,231 --> 00:00:25,107 What are you hiding for? Sweet Jesus. 10 00:00:26,526 --> 00:00:28,610 You're your own worst enemy, you two. Insane. 11 00:00:28,778 --> 00:00:32,531 And you prefer a guy who's been around the block. Wait outside while I pay. 12 00:00:32,741 --> 00:00:35,034 The cars I sell are mainly, uh, not mine. 13 00:00:35,243 --> 00:00:37,119 - Looking for fun, Fiona? - Kev and Veronica... 14 00:00:37,287 --> 00:00:38,328 ...fantastic neighbors. 15 00:00:38,496 --> 00:00:40,789 How's a guy supposed to work, hurt, with kids? 16 00:00:40,999 --> 00:00:43,667 - Hello? Thank you. I like him. - Yeah. 17 00:02:30,358 --> 00:02:33,485 Fucking... Fuck. 18 00:02:38,908 --> 00:02:41,743 It's good. Yeah, I got it. There you go. 19 00:02:41,953 --> 00:02:45,289 All right. All right, listen up, everybody. Tommy from upstairs... 20 00:02:45,456 --> 00:02:47,249 ...shelled out for the, uh, pay-per-view here. 21 00:02:47,417 --> 00:02:48,500 And the cable. 22 00:02:48,668 --> 00:02:52,212 Hey, hey. A hundred forty-nine fifty on my goddamn Visa... 23 00:02:52,422 --> 00:02:53,922 ...so pay up, you cheap bastards. 24 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:58,385 Right in here, guys. Right in here. 25 00:03:02,599 --> 00:03:05,809 Billy. Drink? 26 00:03:05,977 --> 00:03:08,770 - Have one. Come on. - Mm-mm. 27 00:03:17,238 --> 00:03:19,698 - Burgers coming through. - Uh, Lip. Napkins. 28 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:21,533 - I can get it. - No, no, no. You sit. 29 00:03:21,701 --> 00:03:24,203 - Only ketchup. - Me. Me. 30 00:03:24,412 --> 00:03:25,913 - Extra onions, jalapenos. - Me. 31 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:27,873 Thank you. Make room. 32 00:03:31,085 --> 00:03:32,294 Uh-uh-uh. 33 00:03:32,462 --> 00:03:35,923 After you finish your shake and fries. Who's this? 34 00:03:36,132 --> 00:03:38,258 - This is Karen. - Hey, Karen. Nice top. 35 00:03:38,426 --> 00:03:40,219 - What size are you? - Shh! Shut up. 36 00:03:40,428 --> 00:03:42,638 On the spot called Mr. Magoo... 37 00:03:42,847 --> 00:03:46,058 ...the sacred family fishing grounds that paid off last season. 38 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:47,392 But now... 39 00:03:49,437 --> 00:03:51,188 ...it's a bust. 40 00:03:51,356 --> 00:03:53,106 We got no crab onboard. 41 00:03:53,274 --> 00:03:55,817 I heard, "Don't go to Magoo, because there's hundreds there..." 42 00:03:57,195 --> 00:03:58,570 - Yeah. - Yeah. 43 00:03:58,738 --> 00:04:00,489 Come on! 44 00:04:01,866 --> 00:04:03,575 What is this? What is this guy? 45 00:04:03,743 --> 00:04:05,744 - Hey, bub? Hey. - Come on! 46 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:07,913 - Get up, man. Get the guy. - Oh. 47 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:09,748 Better door than window. 48 00:04:11,626 --> 00:04:12,793 Gallagher. 49 00:04:16,881 --> 00:04:21,260 Tell your boy Ian to keep his dirty adolescent prick out of my Karen. 50 00:04:21,970 --> 00:04:23,804 And his score is now... 51 00:04:23,972 --> 00:04:25,639 Get up, man. Get the guy. 52 00:04:25,807 --> 00:04:27,557 Come on! 53 00:04:28,017 --> 00:04:29,476 Yeah! 54 00:04:29,644 --> 00:04:32,020 Finish him! 55 00:04:32,188 --> 00:04:35,691 Why don't you just let him off the hook? 56 00:04:35,900 --> 00:04:37,818 We've been fishing for 36 hours... 57 00:04:37,986 --> 00:04:39,152 ...and haven't made a dime yet. 58 00:04:39,362 --> 00:04:43,240 We're getting like 150 crabs and only 7 kilos a pot. 59 00:04:43,449 --> 00:04:46,118 - You okay, Frank? - Hey. 60 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:47,327 It's not worth sifting through the junk. 61 00:04:47,495 --> 00:04:49,579 That my shirt? 62 00:04:49,747 --> 00:04:51,456 - Yeah. - The crew decides... 63 00:04:51,624 --> 00:04:54,626 ...to rail-dump the crabs. - Uh, I'm just asking. 64 00:04:54,794 --> 00:04:55,877 - Unh. - Whoa! 65 00:04:56,045 --> 00:04:58,463 - Jesus! - Guy in the bar said to pass it on. 66 00:04:58,673 --> 00:05:01,466 - What the fuck is wrong with you? - Jesus Christ, Dad. 67 00:05:01,676 --> 00:05:03,802 - You're drunk, Frank. Drunk. - This is drunk? 68 00:05:04,012 --> 00:05:07,681 - This isn't drunk. You wanna see drunk? - Don't do this to your kids. 69 00:05:07,890 --> 00:05:11,852 What are you, a tough guy, Steve? You think you're a fucking tough guy? 70 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:14,855 Because you look like a premenstrual Filipino. 71 00:05:15,064 --> 00:05:17,357 Steve, go. Get out. Hey. Just go. 72 00:05:17,567 --> 00:05:19,735 - Please. - He's shitting his pants. Pussy. 73 00:05:19,902 --> 00:05:22,404 - You're pathetic, Frank. - Get out now. I mean it. 74 00:05:22,572 --> 00:05:26,658 Come on. Don't go. Come on. Puss, puss, puss. 75 00:05:26,868 --> 00:05:28,368 You wanna say something, pussy? 76 00:05:28,536 --> 00:05:32,164 It's Mr. Joe-Fucking-God-Gift, the pussy. 77 00:05:33,708 --> 00:05:36,209 - Ice. - It's a bloody nose. 78 00:05:36,419 --> 00:05:38,420 - He's not dying. - Really, Frank? 79 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:43,175 Anybody notice that I'm bleeding? 80 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:45,677 A 200-square-mile Arctic squall... 81 00:05:45,845 --> 00:05:48,722 ...collides with the grounds, and fishing... 82 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:10,827 I got it. 83 00:06:47,532 --> 00:06:49,449 Okay. 84 00:06:50,284 --> 00:06:52,285 Okay, okay, okay. 85 00:07:06,717 --> 00:07:08,385 You should've hit him back. 86 00:07:08,553 --> 00:07:10,512 If I ever do, I'll fucking kill him. 87 00:07:10,721 --> 00:07:14,891 So? Eight to 10 for manslaughter. Get laid as often as you want. 88 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:17,060 Tattoos and everything. 89 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:19,396 It's gay heaven, man. 90 00:07:35,246 --> 00:07:36,872 Thanks. 91 00:07:56,893 --> 00:07:58,477 Fuck. 92 00:08:44,232 --> 00:08:46,024 Good night, Billy. 93 00:09:10,424 --> 00:09:12,342 Morning, Billy. 94 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:37,951 Hey, Conrad. How's it going? 95 00:09:38,119 --> 00:09:39,869 Not so bad, you know. 96 00:09:40,037 --> 00:09:41,580 Shirley any better? 97 00:09:41,747 --> 00:09:44,624 Still pissed about me calling the cops, but what could I do? 98 00:09:44,834 --> 00:09:47,168 Got her over at County? 99 00:09:47,378 --> 00:09:50,380 Once we had my mom there, she came around. What ward's she on? 100 00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:52,882 - Six. - Oh, yeah. Good people. 101 00:09:53,050 --> 00:09:55,969 Give her meds straight, couple shots of Thorazine, Librium... 102 00:09:56,137 --> 00:09:58,930 ...and a fistful of Prozac, and she'll be right as rain. 103 00:10:00,891 --> 00:10:01,975 Aw. 104 00:10:02,143 --> 00:10:03,768 Looks sore. How many stitches? 105 00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:06,229 Ugh, seven. Cheese knife. 106 00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:09,024 Poor Conrad. 107 00:10:09,191 --> 00:10:10,358 I'll live. 108 00:10:10,526 --> 00:10:12,027 Not if they let Shirley out. 109 00:10:25,082 --> 00:10:29,044 - Hey. Special delivery. - All right. Thank you. 110 00:10:29,587 --> 00:10:32,839 - Don't forget Veronica's coupons. - Yeah. Got it. 111 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:41,556 Thanks, handsome. 112 00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:15,590 Hey, buddy. 113 00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:16,883 - Here. - Ugh. 114 00:11:18,469 --> 00:11:20,053 Hi, Liam. 115 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,435 Any pizza left from last night? 116 00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:29,938 No pizza. Fruit or juice. And we've got eggs. 117 00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:32,482 OJ's in the top, grapes in the bottom drawer. 118 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:35,276 Frosted Flakes, Bisquick, Heinz ketchup. 119 00:11:35,444 --> 00:11:38,113 Ooh-ooh! Even got a couple two-for-ones for Tide. 120 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:39,364 Any coupons for meat? 121 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:42,909 Yeah. They got a special on ground chuck at Costco, and Hot Pockets. 122 00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:44,619 Great. We'll go tomorrow. 123 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:49,416 - Lip, you seen Frank? - Uh, no. 124 00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:51,126 What day is it? 125 00:11:51,293 --> 00:11:53,044 Friday. Why? 126 00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:00,385 Really? 127 00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:09,853 And orange juice. 128 00:12:13,190 --> 00:12:14,941 - Hey. - Morning campers. 129 00:12:15,109 --> 00:12:16,943 - What you got? - Jelly, plain, glazed. 130 00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:19,612 - Save me an apple fritter. - All right. 131 00:12:19,947 --> 00:12:21,156 Yum. 132 00:12:23,033 --> 00:12:25,493 - Bet you hate when that happens. - They're his tits. 133 00:12:25,661 --> 00:12:29,330 - It's the only reason he eats eggs. - He just licked that one. 134 00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:34,377 Oh, great. I'm trying to get them to eat a healthy breakfast. 135 00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:38,006 I bought all the essential morning food groups: Caffeine, sugar, lard. 136 00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:45,680 - Sorry about last night. - Never apologize for your parents. 137 00:12:45,848 --> 00:12:47,807 Believe me, I don't. 138 00:12:47,975 --> 00:12:49,726 So you can let go of that. 139 00:12:52,563 --> 00:12:55,774 - Has anybody seen Dad? - He was asleep behind the armchair. 140 00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:05,825 It's a tent. 141 00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:08,453 Why is there a tent in the living room? 142 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:12,457 Oh, uh, drying it out. ROTC training in Wisconsin next week. 143 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:16,628 I thought it was Dad. I left him a cup of coffee this morning. 144 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:19,130 I thought I heard him say thanks. 145 00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:28,264 - Yes! Ha, ha. - Oh, sorry. I came in the back way. 146 00:13:28,432 --> 00:13:31,434 - You're not the only one! - Oh. 147 00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:34,395 Kev, was Dad at the Alibi last night? 148 00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:35,814 Uh, yeah. 149 00:13:37,399 --> 00:13:39,984 But he was hammered. 150 00:13:41,028 --> 00:13:44,239 Hold-on-to-the-grass-so-you-don't- fall-off-the-Earth hammered. 151 00:13:44,406 --> 00:13:46,407 Did you see him at last call? 152 00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:50,036 No. 153 00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:54,040 Pretty weird, because he usually hangs out to sink the other drinkers' dregs. 154 00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:55,583 - Thanks. - Ugh. 155 00:13:55,751 --> 00:13:56,751 Ready? 156 00:14:06,303 --> 00:14:08,054 You okay? 157 00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:10,640 I think Dad's missing. 158 00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:13,601 - Hey, Ted. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. - Hey, John. It's Debbie. 159 00:14:13,769 --> 00:14:17,897 - Have you seen Frank since last night? - No. Since Michael Jackson died? 160 00:14:18,065 --> 00:14:19,816 - All right. - No, I won't. Thanks. 161 00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:21,776 Since last night, at the Alibi. 162 00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:23,820 Sorry about the door. And the window. 163 00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:25,864 I was wondering, have you seen Frank? 164 00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:28,533 Did you get an admission into the ER last night? 165 00:14:28,742 --> 00:14:31,119 Keep an eye out. If you see him, give me a call. 166 00:14:31,328 --> 00:14:34,539 Hey, can you just go kind of check for me...? Shit! 167 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:35,874 What the fuck? 168 00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:38,334 Motherfucker. 169 00:14:40,796 --> 00:14:43,673 - Wen... Wendy. Give me the phone. - Hello? Hello? 170 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:47,051 - Kev, stop... - Hey, are you still there? 171 00:14:47,219 --> 00:14:50,388 Wendy? Wendy. Oh, you didn't? 172 00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:52,015 Okay. Thanks anyway. 173 00:14:52,182 --> 00:14:54,100 No! Know if it's a boy or girl yet? 174 00:14:57,187 --> 00:15:00,189 - What is your problem? - I was supposed to call Ahmed. 175 00:15:00,357 --> 00:15:03,109 - My cell's gone. Help me look. - I lent Lip your cell... 176 00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:05,737 ...so he could see if anybody knew where Frank was. 177 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,822 So now both my bills are being run up. 178 00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:10,658 Your bills? I work my ass off around here. Not just you. 179 00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:13,244 Well, there's the computer. Don't let me stop you. 180 00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:15,455 - Get to work. - Frank is missing, you prick. 181 00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:19,375 You need to see somebody. Normal guys fall asleep after sex. Not Kev. Oh, no. 182 00:15:19,543 --> 00:15:21,794 - Why can't they get their own phone? - No money. 183 00:15:21,962 --> 00:15:24,547 Well, me neither at this rate. I love you. 184 00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:28,593 Fucking freak. 185 00:15:58,332 --> 00:16:01,125 - Anything? - Nobody's seen him since last night. 186 00:16:03,712 --> 00:16:08,675 Hey. Hey. Don't worry, Debs. We're gonna find him, okay? 187 00:16:08,842 --> 00:16:13,096 We split up. All the regular spots, okay? Go. 188 00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:20,645 Frank? 189 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:22,438 Anyone seen Frank? 190 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,616 Frank, you here? 191 00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:39,372 Sorry. 192 00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:48,423 Frank? 193 00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:03,396 Dad? 194 00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:08,151 Frank? 195 00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:24,000 - You can't file a Missing Persons Report. - Why not? 196 00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:26,377 - Frank's always missing. - That's what I said. 197 00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:29,714 - He's probably sleeping at a friend's. - He hasn't got any friends. 198 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,090 Who would give him a bed? 199 00:17:31,258 --> 00:17:33,593 We've found him in Dumpsters, garbage trucks... 200 00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:36,763 ...Mrs. Lutski's tub. - Never on the last Friday of the month. 201 00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:39,974 - What does Friday have to do...? - It's the last Friday? 202 00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:43,603 I'll call my watch commander. 203 00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:47,315 Shove your phone up your ass. No more freebies from me... 204 00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:50,777 ...like doing your taxes because you can't understand the instructions. 205 00:17:50,944 --> 00:17:52,070 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 206 00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:55,031 Hey, take it easy. Take it easy, all right? 207 00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:58,993 Look, Frank isn't far, okay? He never goes far. 208 00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:02,955 - I know, but it's the last Friday. - Last Friday? So what? 209 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:07,418 Disability-check day. 210 00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:09,295 Oh, Jesus. 211 00:18:09,838 --> 00:18:12,215 Fuck me. Hey, Jess. 212 00:18:12,382 --> 00:18:16,010 Uh, Frank Gallagher, did he leave with anybody when we kicked him out? 213 00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:18,679 Name me one person who would be caught dead with him. 214 00:18:18,847 --> 00:18:21,808 Steve was definitely gone by then, so Frank wasn't with him. 215 00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:24,560 - Anybody seen Frank the Plank? - Which Steve? 216 00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:27,105 - "Steve" Steve. Fiona's new Steve. - In here? 217 00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:30,525 Talking to your dad. Friendly enough. It was hours before closing. 218 00:18:30,734 --> 00:18:32,527 Right. 219 00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:34,654 - Thanks, Kev. - Yeah. 220 00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:37,532 About a body that was found... 221 00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:39,826 ...on the south side of the city. This is... 222 00:18:39,993 --> 00:18:41,786 Hey, is that over by Halsted station? 223 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:45,164 I broke my collarbone falling down those station steps... 224 00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:49,210 ...after my very first taste of another woman's tongue. 225 00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:52,588 Tony said he'd put out a bulletin. He never misses that check. 226 00:18:52,756 --> 00:18:56,175 He practically tackles the mailman before he can get out of his jeep. 227 00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:58,177 We've all known it could end this way. 228 00:18:58,345 --> 00:19:01,264 - We don't know anything's happened. - All the pumped stomachs. 229 00:19:01,431 --> 00:19:03,808 - Time he passed out on the tracks. - The El tracks? 230 00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,601 Almost lost a hand. 231 00:19:07,771 --> 00:19:09,522 - Hey, V. - Hey, Ian. 232 00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:13,943 Um, sorry, Fiona. Debbie needs you. It's bad. 233 00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:16,946 Okay. 234 00:19:31,461 --> 00:19:34,255 No. No! No! 235 00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:36,090 Again, Debbie. 236 00:19:40,929 --> 00:19:43,806 Uh, Holly thought she saw a body under the tracks on Halsted. 237 00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:47,185 It's not him, Debs, or the police would've contacted us by now. 238 00:19:47,394 --> 00:19:50,730 It's Holly, sweetheart. She's been in third grade for four years. 239 00:19:50,939 --> 00:19:54,400 - I'm gonna deck that little bitch. - Does that even make sense, Debbie? 240 00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:58,070 Why would your dad be in Halsted when he lives in the opposite direction? 241 00:19:58,238 --> 00:20:01,741 How was he looking when you, uh, left him at the Alibi Room last night, Steve? 242 00:20:03,118 --> 00:20:04,493 - When? - Uh... 243 00:20:04,661 --> 00:20:08,539 Ten. Ten thirty. Went to apologize, bought him a drink, then went home. 244 00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:10,124 Why didn't you say? 245 00:20:12,127 --> 00:20:14,003 Hey, can I talk to you for a sec? 246 00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:18,925 They found a body under the EI. 247 00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:24,972 - Do you know who that is? - Stay back, okay? Stay back. 248 00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:44,408 See? I told you. 249 00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:46,452 Where the hell is he? 250 00:21:38,338 --> 00:21:39,547 You got the time? 251 00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:45,136 Time? A watch? Do you have the...? 252 00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:47,138 Fuck you. 253 00:22:25,635 --> 00:22:28,471 How the hell did I end up in Canada? 254 00:22:28,638 --> 00:22:30,806 - Hey. - I hate fucking Canada. 255 00:22:30,974 --> 00:22:33,351 - Keep it down in there. - I'm an American! 256 00:22:34,394 --> 00:22:40,066 - Apple pie? Lower 48? Air Supply? - If you're an American... 257 00:22:40,233 --> 00:22:43,319 ...where's your passport? - I don't have one. 258 00:22:43,487 --> 00:22:47,573 I told you, I never had a passport. I don't want a passport. 259 00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:51,285 - Hey, shut up and sleep it off. - Why would I wanna come to Canada? 260 00:22:51,453 --> 00:22:55,706 So your national health care can make me wait 60 years for a new kidney? 261 00:22:56,333 --> 00:22:59,919 Whole country's a bunch of parka-wearing, draft-dodging... 262 00:23:00,087 --> 00:23:02,963 ...chickenshit cowards who didn't have the balls... 263 00:23:03,131 --> 00:23:08,469 ...to stay home and fight the Vietcong to preserve our American way of life. 264 00:23:11,264 --> 00:23:14,225 No snow at the Winter Olympics? What the hell was that? 265 00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:17,019 O, Canada 266 00:23:17,187 --> 00:23:19,313 It's the Winter Olympics. 267 00:23:19,481 --> 00:23:20,648 Our home and native land 268 00:23:20,816 --> 00:23:24,402 What are you doing? Holding your cocks, handing out maple-leaf sugar loafs. 269 00:23:24,569 --> 00:23:26,862 True patriot love 270 00:23:27,030 --> 00:23:29,990 You couldn't even get the Olympic Torch to fucking light right. 271 00:23:30,158 --> 00:23:34,245 In all thy sons command 272 00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,914 That a Chicago accent? 273 00:23:37,499 --> 00:23:38,541 Who said that? 274 00:23:38,708 --> 00:23:43,838 Ph.D., University of Chicago, School of Economics. 275 00:23:44,005 --> 00:23:45,673 Oh, man, thank you. 276 00:23:45,841 --> 00:23:48,217 Tell him. Just tell him I'm an American. 277 00:23:48,385 --> 00:23:51,011 Hey, there's a guy back here knows I'm an American. 278 00:23:51,221 --> 00:23:53,681 - I can help. Got any money? - What? 279 00:23:53,849 --> 00:23:57,518 - Cigarettes? - No. I don't have anything. 280 00:23:57,686 --> 00:24:01,897 Think you can get close enough to those bars for a reach-around hand job? 281 00:24:08,363 --> 00:24:12,533 By the dawn's early light 282 00:24:12,701 --> 00:24:15,494 Was so gallantly... 283 00:24:15,912 --> 00:24:18,372 - In Canada? - Wait. How? 284 00:24:18,540 --> 00:24:20,708 Embassy says he admitted to drug charges... 285 00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:24,128 ...but that's before they accused him, so they think he's a juicer. 286 00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:25,629 They charge him? 287 00:24:25,797 --> 00:24:28,632 They just want him off Canadian soil as soon as possible. 288 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:31,510 But the U.S. Won't let him back in without his passport. 289 00:24:31,678 --> 00:24:34,680 - Frank doesn't have a passport. - He'll have to apply for one. 290 00:24:34,848 --> 00:24:36,891 - How long does that take? - Couple months. 291 00:24:37,100 --> 00:24:38,392 - Months? - He can apply... 292 00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:41,312 for an emergency one at the embassy in Toronto. 293 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,731 How long does the emergency one take? 294 00:24:43,899 --> 00:24:47,568 - I don't know. A week maybe. - Kev has a passport. 295 00:24:49,237 --> 00:24:50,571 And what good does that do? 296 00:24:50,739 --> 00:24:52,823 You could drive up, help him at the embassy. 297 00:24:52,991 --> 00:24:54,992 Pick up a pile of cheap pharmaceuticals... 298 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:58,579 ...sell them to the local geezers and the old folks at my nursing home. 299 00:24:58,747 --> 00:25:01,457 Could I just? Fuck, V... 300 00:25:01,625 --> 00:25:03,459 - Uh, no offense, Tony. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 301 00:25:03,627 --> 00:25:07,546 Car's not insured. Border Patrol asks for proof of insurance to get back in... 302 00:25:07,756 --> 00:25:10,090 ...I wind up in the loony bin next to Frank. 303 00:25:10,258 --> 00:25:12,635 Yeah. You're good. 304 00:25:26,316 --> 00:25:29,818 - You okay? - How'd you get my dad to Toronto? 305 00:25:30,654 --> 00:25:32,780 Me? Are you kidding? 306 00:25:34,824 --> 00:25:37,117 Canadian health warnings. 307 00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:44,875 I, uh, smuggled him over the border in the trunk of my car. Uh... 308 00:25:45,043 --> 00:25:47,294 - They didn't... - How'd you get him in the trunk? 309 00:25:47,462 --> 00:25:50,047 He was so plastered, he would've jumped into a coffin. 310 00:25:50,215 --> 00:25:51,799 Why Canada? 311 00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:54,009 Uh, I had to run a car to Detroit. 312 00:25:54,177 --> 00:25:57,596 Plan was to dump him someplace weird in Michigan. Flint maybe. 313 00:25:57,764 --> 00:26:02,184 When I saw the signs for Toronto, the idea kind of just... 314 00:26:02,894 --> 00:26:04,478 ...snowballed. 315 00:26:07,524 --> 00:26:11,360 - And you think it's funny? - Funny would've been Newfoundland. 316 00:26:11,528 --> 00:26:13,070 Because he took a swing at you? 317 00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:16,448 No, because he's got a family that he doesn't give a shit about. 318 00:26:16,616 --> 00:26:18,325 Smashing Ian in the face? 319 00:26:21,538 --> 00:26:25,457 What my dad is, what my family is, has fuck-all to do with you. 320 00:26:28,670 --> 00:26:32,756 You left him there. You get him back. 321 00:26:43,476 --> 00:26:45,102 What the hell is that? 322 00:26:46,688 --> 00:26:48,564 Our ride. 323 00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:53,902 There's no way I'm driving all the way to Toronto in this piece of shit. 324 00:26:54,070 --> 00:26:56,280 Take turns driving, watch some movies... 325 00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:59,158 ...make mojitos, sleep. We'll have Frank back by morning. 326 00:26:59,326 --> 00:27:02,620 How are we supposed to get him across the border without a passport? 327 00:27:02,787 --> 00:27:03,996 Go. 328 00:27:04,164 --> 00:27:06,999 - Get through Customs in this before? - Couple hundred times. 329 00:27:07,167 --> 00:27:09,418 - Oh, yeah? With what? - Grass mostly. 330 00:27:09,586 --> 00:27:13,380 Sometimes Oxycontin, sometimes illegal aliens. 331 00:27:16,843 --> 00:27:19,053 Illegal aliens, as in plural? 332 00:27:22,766 --> 00:27:25,184 - Hey. - Hey, Fiona. 333 00:27:26,269 --> 00:27:28,145 Hey, Tony. 334 00:27:34,736 --> 00:27:37,404 - Lip. - Hmm? 335 00:27:38,865 --> 00:27:44,578 Yeah, um, I think I'm gonna finish my calculus homework upstairs. 336 00:27:50,126 --> 00:27:51,835 Thanks for all your help with Frank. 337 00:27:52,003 --> 00:27:53,962 Sure. Happy to. Family, you know? 338 00:27:56,383 --> 00:28:00,094 There's coffee in the pot. Probably a couple decades old, but... 339 00:28:00,261 --> 00:28:04,932 Thanks. So is this Steve guy a fixture now? 340 00:28:05,558 --> 00:28:08,477 Just somebody I met. 341 00:28:08,937 --> 00:28:12,564 CYO basketball league awards banquet is next week... 342 00:28:12,732 --> 00:28:16,652 ...at St. Stephens. There's a chance I might get coach of the year. 343 00:28:16,820 --> 00:28:20,864 Heh, that's terrific, Tony. Bet you're a great coach. 344 00:28:21,032 --> 00:28:25,119 They're 8. Mostly it's just helping them get the ball anywhere near the basket. 345 00:28:25,286 --> 00:28:27,371 No, they're lucky to have you. 346 00:28:27,539 --> 00:28:33,293 One kid always licks the ball before he takes a shot. I have no idea why. 347 00:28:33,461 --> 00:28:35,921 I was hoping you'd come. 348 00:28:38,591 --> 00:28:42,720 - To the banquet? - Mrs. Rudolian and Mrs. Ignacio... 349 00:28:42,887 --> 00:28:46,640 ...are doing the food, so there'll be all the kielbasa and ragu you could eat. 350 00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:51,186 I know. Hard to turn down an invitation like that, right? 351 00:28:51,354 --> 00:28:54,732 - Catholic League ladies may talk. - Screw the Catholic ladies. 352 00:28:56,151 --> 00:28:58,318 I haven't set foot there since they tossed me out of the choir. 353 00:28:58,486 --> 00:28:59,528 Tony, we have a call. 354 00:28:59,696 --> 00:29:01,864 Work. So Thursday? 355 00:29:03,867 --> 00:29:07,453 - Can I think about it? - Sure. Seven o'clock. 356 00:31:10,118 --> 00:31:13,829 Oh, fuck off. Fuck off. 357 00:31:17,041 --> 00:31:18,166 Welcome home, Daddy. 358 00:31:25,049 --> 00:31:26,842 Oh, hey, hey. 359 00:31:30,054 --> 00:31:31,847 Come here, baby. 360 00:31:34,559 --> 00:31:36,351 You decent? 361 00:31:37,812 --> 00:31:39,479 Thought you might be thirsty. 362 00:31:39,647 --> 00:31:43,108 It's Canadian. More in the fridge. I asked Veronica to get it. 363 00:31:43,276 --> 00:31:48,363 I don't want anything Canadian in this house. From this point on. 364 00:31:48,531 --> 00:31:51,074 There's no hot water. 365 00:31:51,826 --> 00:31:53,660 For fuck's sake. 366 00:31:57,707 --> 00:32:01,919 Disability. It's Saturday. Banks close at 12. 367 00:32:02,754 --> 00:32:05,172 Clean clothes, top of the dryer. 368 00:32:08,134 --> 00:32:09,885 Don't ever hit one of my kids again. 369 00:32:10,053 --> 00:32:12,721 - Your kids? They're my... - Never again. 370 00:32:17,226 --> 00:32:20,270 - Is he still here? - Who? Steve? 371 00:32:20,438 --> 00:32:24,149 - He's probably still outside. - Tell him he's not welcome in my house. 372 00:32:24,317 --> 00:32:25,943 He's the one who got you back. 373 00:32:28,321 --> 00:32:30,822 Why would he do that? Hmm? 374 00:32:30,990 --> 00:32:35,077 When I woke up in Toronto, in a park... 375 00:32:35,244 --> 00:32:37,412 ...looking like a fucking homeless tweaker... 376 00:32:37,580 --> 00:32:43,460 ...all I could smell was Drakkar Noir. Middle of a park. Drakkar Noir. 377 00:32:43,628 --> 00:32:49,841 I just spent five hours with him in that camper. Same fucking smell. 378 00:33:03,898 --> 00:33:06,358 Wish you'd taken a camera. 379 00:33:06,776 --> 00:33:08,819 Total shithole. 380 00:33:08,987 --> 00:33:11,905 Hey, what does urine and Canadian beer have in common? 381 00:33:12,073 --> 00:33:13,573 They both come from pussies. 382 00:33:14,534 --> 00:33:16,368 Bet you're the only one who missed me. 383 00:33:16,536 --> 00:33:21,331 No. Because Carl said, "The cable's off. Where's the ladder?" 384 00:33:21,499 --> 00:33:25,794 And Lip said, "Dad's the only one who knows what to do on the pole." 385 00:33:25,962 --> 00:33:28,463 - Did you see Toronto? - Yeah. 386 00:33:28,631 --> 00:33:31,633 - CN Tower? - Christ, yeah. 387 00:33:31,801 --> 00:33:35,137 You can see right across all of Canada from the top. 388 00:33:35,304 --> 00:33:37,055 I didn't stay up there long, though. 389 00:33:37,223 --> 00:33:39,808 Don't know what Canadian women are into... 390 00:33:39,976 --> 00:33:44,896 ...but they couldn't take their eyes off of me, like, "Hey, I'm having that guy." 391 00:33:45,064 --> 00:33:48,817 Got a bit unnerving, so I headed on back down. 392 00:33:53,114 --> 00:33:55,532 Bits of Canada are beautiful. 393 00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:58,368 You just have to know your way around. 394 00:33:58,536 --> 00:34:00,704 - Do you now? - Ho, ho, ho. 395 00:34:00,872 --> 00:34:02,998 Every inch. 396 00:34:05,543 --> 00:34:07,586 I gotta cash a check. Make me a sandwich... 397 00:34:07,754 --> 00:34:10,380 ...for when I get back, okay? - Okay. 398 00:34:33,196 --> 00:34:34,237 Ow! 399 00:34:42,955 --> 00:34:46,291 Davey, it's me, Frank. Come on, man. Open up. Let me in. 400 00:34:47,293 --> 00:34:49,711 Just until I find another place to stay? 401 00:34:49,879 --> 00:34:52,839 No way, Frank. I promised Mary never again. 402 00:34:53,007 --> 00:34:54,966 - We had to burn that mattress. - Come on. 403 00:34:55,134 --> 00:34:59,262 - I'll sleep on the floor. - Definitely not. We got carpet now. 404 00:35:04,227 --> 00:35:07,562 - Moving out again? - Fuck off. 405 00:35:08,815 --> 00:35:11,733 I don't like the way I'm being talked to around my own house. 406 00:35:11,901 --> 00:35:13,026 Like what? 407 00:35:13,194 --> 00:35:15,695 "You never got me this, Dad." "When can I have that?" 408 00:35:15,863 --> 00:35:19,199 Yak, yak, fucking yak. All six of you. 409 00:35:19,367 --> 00:35:21,118 Never mind I'm a single parent. 410 00:35:21,285 --> 00:35:23,787 Never mind you wouldn't be alive if it wasn't for me. 411 00:35:23,955 --> 00:35:26,957 Surround-sound bitching is the only thanks I get. 412 00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:30,502 Life is hard, we all know that. Money is harder. 413 00:35:30,670 --> 00:35:32,712 I can only stretch it so far. 414 00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:35,882 Do you even know how much we spend a week on groceries? 415 00:35:36,050 --> 00:35:37,801 Too much. That's how much. 416 00:35:37,969 --> 00:35:39,302 Hundred and twenty bucks. 417 00:35:39,470 --> 00:35:43,056 Fiona pays 70, me and Ian go in 25 each. 418 00:35:43,224 --> 00:35:46,351 Plus gas, electric, taxes. 419 00:35:46,519 --> 00:35:47,978 We pay that. 420 00:35:49,230 --> 00:35:51,189 About time you contribute. 421 00:35:51,357 --> 00:35:53,525 Know how much you spend a month at the Alibi? 422 00:35:53,693 --> 00:35:55,193 None of your damn business. 423 00:35:55,361 --> 00:36:00,490 - Over 700. - That's Kevin, right? 424 00:36:00,658 --> 00:36:03,785 My friend Kevin, telling you that behind my back? 425 00:36:03,953 --> 00:36:06,580 Well, he screwed the golden goose now. 426 00:36:06,747 --> 00:36:11,293 Watch what happens to his tips when I boycott the Alibi. 427 00:36:11,460 --> 00:36:13,295 - And go where? - The Lamplight. 428 00:36:13,462 --> 00:36:15,130 - You're barred. - The Fountain. 429 00:36:15,298 --> 00:36:17,215 - Barred. - Elmo's Head. 430 00:36:17,383 --> 00:36:21,386 Burned to the ground, like two weeks ago. Arson. 431 00:36:21,554 --> 00:36:24,973 I don't need Kev to tell me. I check your pockets every night. 432 00:36:25,141 --> 00:36:26,224 See...? 433 00:36:29,687 --> 00:36:31,855 You better run. 434 00:36:32,023 --> 00:36:33,815 - Take it easy! - Unh. 435 00:36:33,983 --> 00:36:35,275 Jesus. 436 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:43,617 Forget you owe him money? 437 00:36:43,784 --> 00:36:47,370 - Everybody thinks I owe them money. - You pawned his flat-screen. 438 00:36:47,538 --> 00:36:50,624 I've been nothing but a friend to that fat jigga prick. 439 00:36:50,791 --> 00:36:54,377 - And his microwave. - I won't say it twice. Go home. 440 00:36:54,545 --> 00:36:57,923 - What? - I won't say it twi... 441 00:37:00,301 --> 00:37:02,886 Okay. People are laughing. 442 00:37:03,054 --> 00:37:07,182 But they only thought Toronto was funny once they knew you were okay. 443 00:37:07,350 --> 00:37:11,561 I didn't split like your mom did. I could have. 444 00:37:11,729 --> 00:37:15,440 Let the state figure out what to do with all six of you. But I didn't. 445 00:37:15,608 --> 00:37:20,528 And bars? You ask anybody: A beer once in a while, and that's it. 446 00:37:20,696 --> 00:37:22,405 Three? I'd be on the floor. 447 00:37:22,573 --> 00:37:25,951 They all thought it was funny then that I couldn't knock them back. 448 00:37:26,118 --> 00:37:29,037 You can't win, you know. 449 00:37:29,205 --> 00:37:32,415 Your mom just takes off. You're all looking at me. 450 00:37:32,583 --> 00:37:36,544 Six kids to keep track of when you've never had to do that stuff. 451 00:37:36,712 --> 00:37:39,839 Food on the table. Clothes for school. 452 00:37:40,007 --> 00:37:43,635 Bills to pay. Diapers. Dentists. Oh. 453 00:37:43,970 --> 00:37:45,011 Oh. 454 00:37:45,179 --> 00:37:48,431 And you're all looking at me like I'm fucking up. 455 00:37:48,599 --> 00:37:50,267 Which I am. 456 00:37:50,434 --> 00:37:51,726 Then what's the point? 457 00:37:51,894 --> 00:37:54,479 So you knock back a few. Then you have a few more. 458 00:37:54,647 --> 00:37:58,233 And while you're knocking them back, you know everybody's laughing. 459 00:37:58,401 --> 00:38:02,404 But that's okay. Because that's what you need. Hold on. 460 00:38:02,571 --> 00:38:05,991 That's what you need. You need people laughing. 461 00:38:06,158 --> 00:38:09,369 You need people drinking. Anything. 462 00:38:09,537 --> 00:38:14,291 So long as it's not six kids that you didn't want in the first place! 463 00:38:14,458 --> 00:38:17,585 So screw them all, and just get used to it! 464 00:38:19,255 --> 00:38:22,799 O Canada 465 00:38:22,967 --> 00:38:26,553 Our home and native land 466 00:38:28,097 --> 00:38:32,058 True patriot love 467 00:38:32,226 --> 00:38:33,226 In all thy... 468 00:38:33,394 --> 00:38:34,936 How you doing, Frank? 469 00:38:35,104 --> 00:38:38,565 Can I pour you a nice tall frosty Molson? 470 00:38:38,733 --> 00:38:40,483 Old Style, JB, back. 471 00:38:40,651 --> 00:38:44,362 How about a Lablatt and a Canadian Club? 472 00:38:46,991 --> 00:38:48,950 - Yeah? - Yeah. 473 00:38:52,538 --> 00:38:54,539 Oh, Jesus. 474 00:38:56,917 --> 00:38:58,835 Ah, fine. Just kill me. 475 00:39:09,430 --> 00:39:12,515 I don't know you, Frank, but it occurred to me... 476 00:39:12,683 --> 00:39:17,020 ...you and I are the victims here. Two hard-working, God-fearing men. 477 00:39:17,188 --> 00:39:20,065 We raised our kids in a straight line, with discipline... 478 00:39:20,232 --> 00:39:22,984 ...and with God's good guidance. 479 00:39:23,152 --> 00:39:27,197 My Karen was 12 when I heard her use the C-word. 480 00:39:27,365 --> 00:39:30,116 - And on a Sunday. - Fuck. 481 00:39:30,826 --> 00:39:34,704 Her mother, pfft, a woman whose only pleasures in life... 482 00:39:34,872 --> 00:39:40,377 ...come from sex, TV cooking shows, and drawing maximum benefits... 483 00:39:40,544 --> 00:39:45,006 ...from the welfare state, hundreds a week. And for what? 484 00:39:45,174 --> 00:39:47,300 Agoraphobia. Heh. 485 00:39:47,468 --> 00:39:50,220 A made-up disease for people who wanna sit at home... 486 00:39:50,388 --> 00:39:52,514 ...and watch TV. 487 00:39:53,015 --> 00:39:55,475 I don't know where Sheila's dignity has gone. 488 00:39:55,643 --> 00:39:58,144 Whether she ever had any in the first place. 489 00:39:58,312 --> 00:40:01,606 I mean, her whole world is about this big... 490 00:40:01,774 --> 00:40:04,692 ...and the less she does, the more they pay her. 491 00:40:07,113 --> 00:40:10,990 Well, I've done it now. I left them. 492 00:40:11,867 --> 00:40:15,578 I'm not proud. Far from proud. 493 00:40:16,831 --> 00:40:20,417 But I just refuse to be sorry because... 494 00:40:21,710 --> 00:40:23,420 Because... 495 00:40:31,011 --> 00:40:33,763 I refuse to be sorry... 496 00:41:02,543 --> 00:41:03,668 Um... 497 00:41:03,836 --> 00:41:08,339 Oh, if you're, um, looking for the brothel, it's just two doors down. 498 00:41:08,507 --> 00:41:09,799 It doesn't have a mailbox. 499 00:41:09,967 --> 00:41:12,260 - Right over there. - No, no, Sheila. For you. 500 00:41:13,345 --> 00:41:15,013 An apology. 501 00:41:16,599 --> 00:41:20,351 - Apology? - Not apology, just... I'm Frank. 502 00:41:20,519 --> 00:41:21,644 Ian's dad. 503 00:41:22,855 --> 00:41:24,856 Lip's dad? 504 00:41:26,233 --> 00:41:29,861 - Oh. Oh, the twins. - Ha, ha. No. 505 00:41:30,029 --> 00:41:33,406 I heard about what happened. Eddie leaving. 506 00:41:33,574 --> 00:41:35,450 - Oh. - Uh... 507 00:41:35,618 --> 00:41:40,079 My boys, your daughter. I just wanted to say I'm sorry. 508 00:41:40,706 --> 00:41:45,210 Well, that's very thoughtful of you. 509 00:41:45,377 --> 00:41:47,587 Come in, Frank. 510 00:41:52,843 --> 00:41:55,845 - I, uh... - You'll have to take your shoes off. 511 00:41:58,891 --> 00:42:00,934 This is a beautiful house, Sheila. 512 00:42:01,101 --> 00:42:02,685 Oh. 513 00:42:03,020 --> 00:42:06,523 Thank you. It feels, uh... 514 00:42:06,690 --> 00:42:08,900 - Feels big without him. - Heh. 515 00:42:09,068 --> 00:42:12,779 You should come over to ours. You can't move without stepping on a kid. 516 00:42:12,947 --> 00:42:16,366 - Six of them, heh. - That must be nice. 517 00:42:17,326 --> 00:42:21,788 It's great when they're little, but they're growing up now. 518 00:42:21,956 --> 00:42:23,373 Mm-hm. 519 00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:25,542 - You miss them, don't you? - Mm-hm. 520 00:42:25,709 --> 00:42:29,462 When they're gone all the time. 521 00:42:29,630 --> 00:42:32,215 The house all to yourself. 522 00:42:32,967 --> 00:42:37,804 Don't get me wrong, I love time to myself, but... 523 00:42:39,848 --> 00:42:41,808 ...it's tough. 524 00:42:42,476 --> 00:42:43,935 Oh. 525 00:42:44,103 --> 00:42:45,645 Hey. 526 00:42:46,146 --> 00:42:49,566 Frank. Come on, Frank. 527 00:42:49,733 --> 00:42:51,568 You're preaching to the choir here. 528 00:42:51,735 --> 00:42:54,779 I have not been out of the house in five years. 529 00:42:55,573 --> 00:42:56,614 Five years? 530 00:42:56,782 --> 00:43:00,702 I can't. I have this overwhelming fear. 531 00:43:00,869 --> 00:43:04,163 I've got agoraphob... 532 00:43:04,331 --> 00:43:06,749 I'm sorry, Frank. 533 00:43:06,917 --> 00:43:09,711 I know I'm a little nutty about shoes... 534 00:43:09,878 --> 00:43:13,548 ...but feet, oh, God, they have to be... - Oh, sorry. Sheila, sorry. 535 00:43:13,716 --> 00:43:18,595 I'll get out of your hair. Sorry. You see, this is what I'm talking about. 536 00:43:18,762 --> 00:43:21,222 By the time I get a turn in our one bathroom... 537 00:43:21,390 --> 00:43:22,932 ...there's never any hot water. 538 00:43:23,100 --> 00:43:25,476 I tried to run a bath when I got back from Canada. 539 00:43:25,644 --> 00:43:28,855 No hot water. Six kids, six showers... 540 00:43:29,023 --> 00:43:32,108 ...me always at the back of the line. 541 00:43:33,777 --> 00:43:35,445 We've got hot water. 542 00:43:35,613 --> 00:43:38,072 Hey, congratu-fucking-lations. 543 00:43:38,282 --> 00:43:41,492 No, I meant... 544 00:43:42,745 --> 00:43:44,662 ...if you wanted a bath. 545 00:43:46,332 --> 00:43:47,957 Oh. 546 00:44:03,724 --> 00:44:05,350 Fiona? 547 00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:08,394 No. 548 00:44:09,772 --> 00:44:12,273 No, she's not here, or, no, she doesn't wanna see me? 549 00:44:12,441 --> 00:44:13,941 Both. 550 00:44:15,194 --> 00:44:20,114 - Ugh, she coming back? - No. Work. Won't be home for hours. 551 00:44:23,535 --> 00:44:26,954 - Looks good. - It is. 552 00:44:28,499 --> 00:44:32,669 - Did she say anything? - About you? 553 00:44:33,295 --> 00:44:36,172 No. No. Not a word. 554 00:44:36,715 --> 00:44:38,800 So you're saying? 555 00:44:39,385 --> 00:44:42,387 You fucked up beyond the capacity of the human mind to process? 556 00:44:42,554 --> 00:44:44,055 Yeah. 557 00:44:46,809 --> 00:44:49,394 - Yeah, it's a distinct possibility. - Hopeless? 558 00:44:49,561 --> 00:44:50,603 Hard to say. 559 00:44:55,025 --> 00:44:57,276 - Even odds? - No, less. 560 00:44:57,444 --> 00:44:59,404 - Sixty-40? - Much less. 561 00:44:59,571 --> 00:45:02,323 - Eighty-20? - Maybe one in ten. 562 00:45:05,828 --> 00:45:08,496 - Pretty colossal fuck-up. - Yeah. 563 00:45:09,081 --> 00:45:12,333 You're moderately clever. You'll figure something out, right? 564 00:45:16,004 --> 00:45:20,550 All right. Gotta get back. AP biochem. 565 00:45:20,718 --> 00:45:22,927 Wow, that's impressive. 566 00:45:23,095 --> 00:45:26,848 - Not really, but if you think so. - Any advice? 567 00:45:27,725 --> 00:45:29,976 To help you dive back into my sister's cooch? 568 00:45:30,144 --> 00:45:32,937 - Or good graces, yeah. - That's the same thing, right? 569 00:45:33,105 --> 00:45:34,731 Hopefully. 570 00:45:36,275 --> 00:45:38,776 No. No, not a chance. 571 00:45:48,162 --> 00:45:49,412 Frank? 572 00:45:49,580 --> 00:45:51,581 I brought you some clothes. 573 00:45:51,749 --> 00:45:55,877 I stuck yours in the wash, so I hope these fit. Oh. 574 00:45:56,628 --> 00:46:01,382 - Sorry, Sheila. I'd nodded off. - Oh, well, you must be exhausted. 575 00:46:02,593 --> 00:46:03,968 Won't Eddie miss them? 576 00:46:04,762 --> 00:46:06,971 Not unless he sheds 30 pounds, heh. 577 00:46:07,139 --> 00:46:10,725 He found Jesus and just packed it on. Heh. 578 00:46:11,894 --> 00:46:14,437 Lean, aren't you? 579 00:46:14,605 --> 00:46:18,566 - I can go three days without food. - Oh, suits you. 580 00:46:23,781 --> 00:46:28,367 Well, anyway, they're yours if you... 581 00:46:29,077 --> 00:46:31,996 - Oh, Jesus. - Oh. Oh. 582 00:46:42,633 --> 00:46:44,884 I'm sorry, it's just... 583 00:46:46,386 --> 00:46:49,013 ...something I haven't seen in a long time. I... 584 00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:53,059 - Eddie only just left, didn't he? - I never saw Eddie's. 585 00:46:53,227 --> 00:46:55,228 It always had to be pitch black for Eddie. 586 00:46:55,395 --> 00:46:58,898 I saw an outline once in a thunderstorm, but... 587 00:46:59,066 --> 00:47:02,401 It was like a rolled-up pair of socks. 588 00:47:04,279 --> 00:47:08,324 You've gotta be over the moon with a fellow like yours. Heh. 589 00:47:14,915 --> 00:47:16,541 Oh, heh. 590 00:47:17,084 --> 00:47:20,127 - Listen to me. Desperate Daisy. - Hey. 591 00:47:20,629 --> 00:47:24,549 If desperate's a crime, then I'm a lifer, Sheila. 592 00:47:25,676 --> 00:47:28,052 - No. - Yeah. 593 00:47:28,220 --> 00:47:32,139 Single parent. You get out of the habit. 594 00:47:32,307 --> 00:47:33,975 You can... 595 00:47:34,935 --> 00:47:37,353 ...touch him, if you're tempted. 596 00:47:40,315 --> 00:47:43,651 No, no, no. I'll just... I'll just embarrass myself. 597 00:47:43,819 --> 00:47:46,362 Nobody here is complaining. 598 00:47:59,209 --> 00:48:04,005 Oh. Um, okay. I can... Take your time. Heh. 599 00:48:04,172 --> 00:48:06,632 - Come with me, Frank. - Hold on. Sheila. Sheila. 600 00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:09,218 - Come on. - Hang on. Hang on. Shit. 601 00:48:09,386 --> 00:48:11,387 - Sheila, I can't see. - Come along. 602 00:48:11,555 --> 00:48:13,764 - Swing around, my man. - Unh. 603 00:48:17,185 --> 00:48:20,187 If I'm gonna embarrass myself, I might as well do it right. 604 00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:23,816 Wow, you just had the... Tight. That's tight. 605 00:48:23,984 --> 00:48:25,985 That is... That's very, very tight. 606 00:48:26,153 --> 00:48:27,194 Oh, ahem. 607 00:48:27,362 --> 00:48:29,196 I'm surprised, heh. 608 00:48:29,364 --> 00:48:33,868 Tribune said Sagittarius was in for a quiet week. 609 00:48:34,036 --> 00:48:37,538 Yeah, but how does this...? Aah! Too tight. Too tight. 610 00:48:37,706 --> 00:48:40,666 Listen, um, I've changed my mind. 611 00:48:40,834 --> 00:48:45,671 L... Listen, seriously, I don't think... It's just... 612 00:48:45,839 --> 00:48:48,549 Look... That's a... What's in there? That's a big box. 613 00:48:48,717 --> 00:48:51,677 Oh, that's your fun box? Heh. 614 00:48:51,845 --> 00:48:53,930 What's in there? You got...? 615 00:48:54,097 --> 00:48:56,849 Oh, those are pretty sexy. What else is in there? 616 00:48:57,017 --> 00:48:59,226 I... Heh. 617 00:48:59,394 --> 00:49:02,647 I'm... I'm having a bit of a panic attack here. 618 00:49:02,814 --> 00:49:03,856 I... I... 619 00:49:05,233 --> 00:49:07,360 No, honest, I'm struggling to breathe. 620 00:49:07,527 --> 00:49:09,695 Uh... 621 00:49:09,863 --> 00:49:13,366 Frank, the more you beg, the more you're in for. 622 00:49:13,533 --> 00:49:15,076 Now relax. 623 00:49:15,243 --> 00:49:17,954 I'm... I'm relaxed. 624 00:49:18,121 --> 00:49:22,959 I'm enjoying this. I'm fine. Let's have a, um, safety word. 625 00:49:23,126 --> 00:49:24,669 Shouldn't we have a safety word? 626 00:49:24,836 --> 00:49:27,046 Sure, all right. Let's have a safety word. 627 00:49:27,214 --> 00:49:30,424 Uh, "Stop." When I say, "Stop," that'll be our... 628 00:49:30,592 --> 00:49:33,636 - That'll do. - Okay. 629 00:49:38,725 --> 00:49:40,226 - Aw. - Phew. 630 00:49:40,394 --> 00:49:42,311 Look. 631 00:49:43,438 --> 00:49:46,524 - He's smiling for me. - Ha, ha. 632 00:49:46,692 --> 00:49:51,570 - How about that? I... Okay. - And when he smiles, we all smile. 633 00:49:51,738 --> 00:49:53,072 Yeah. 634 00:49:57,953 --> 00:50:03,791 I was panicking. I'm not gonna lie to you. I just got a little... 635 00:50:06,211 --> 00:50:07,336 Stop. 636 00:50:08,505 --> 00:50:12,174 Stop! 637 00:50:51,506 --> 00:50:55,468 And that is, uh, some slow-roasted Bavarian pork chop... 638 00:50:55,635 --> 00:50:57,803 ...with bacon-braised cabbage... 639 00:50:57,971 --> 00:51:02,892 ...some warm Bavarian potato salad, apple salsa fresca... 640 00:51:03,060 --> 00:51:06,854 ...and then, um, just two Tylenol. 641 00:51:20,660 --> 00:51:22,912 In deciphering the human genetic code. 642 00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:25,581 But he's also one of the most controversial. 643 00:51:25,749 --> 00:51:29,335 An iconoclast with a brilliant mind and an outsized ego... 644 00:51:29,503 --> 00:51:31,754 ...who has flaunted the conventional wisdom... 645 00:51:31,922 --> 00:51:33,005 ...and tweaked the staid... 646 00:51:33,173 --> 00:51:36,467 ...scientific establishment at every turn. You don't have to spend much time... 647 00:51:37,844 --> 00:51:40,429 - It's not me. - I don't have the phone. 648 00:51:41,014 --> 00:51:42,807 Nope. 649 00:51:42,974 --> 00:51:46,268 He's an adrenaline junkie whose willingness to take big risks... 650 00:51:46,436 --> 00:51:50,147 ...has led to bold scientific breakthrough, and he's not exactly... 651 00:51:50,315 --> 00:51:53,192 - Hello? - Hey. I'm out back. 652 00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:55,194 Where would you rank yourself... 653 00:51:55,362 --> 00:51:56,987 ...in terms of scientific accomplishments? 654 00:51:57,155 --> 00:51:59,115 Well, in the field of genomics... 655 00:51:59,282 --> 00:52:01,408 ...I think the record is pretty clear-cut. 656 00:52:01,576 --> 00:52:05,871 So the first genome in history, uh, the first draft of the human genome... 657 00:52:15,799 --> 00:52:19,218 - Hi. - Hey. 658 00:52:21,972 --> 00:52:25,099 - You stole a floral delivery van? - A peace offering. 659 00:52:25,851 --> 00:52:27,143 A what? 660 00:52:28,228 --> 00:52:30,396 - A gift. - Heh. 661 00:52:31,523 --> 00:52:33,732 What am I supposed to do with all those roses? 662 00:52:33,900 --> 00:52:35,818 No, the van. 663 00:52:37,195 --> 00:52:39,947 You absolutely need something to haul the kids around in. 664 00:52:43,994 --> 00:52:47,288 I'm sorry, Fiona. I shouldn't have kidnapped your dad. 665 00:52:48,373 --> 00:52:50,166 It was wrong. 666 00:52:53,545 --> 00:52:58,841 Tri-zone air-conditioning. Power window and door locks. 667 00:52:59,009 --> 00:53:01,760 Alloy wheels. 668 00:53:13,982 --> 00:53:15,274 - Here's $80. - What for? 669 00:53:15,442 --> 00:53:17,943 The washer. I don't have enough to pay you back now. 670 00:53:18,111 --> 00:53:21,906 - The washer was a gift. - No. I'll get you the rest as soon as I can. 671 00:53:22,073 --> 00:53:24,074 I don't want your money. 672 00:53:26,745 --> 00:53:28,871 We don't need your charity. 673 00:53:31,666 --> 00:53:34,835 It was a mistake. I thought I was doing you a favor with your dad. 674 00:53:36,213 --> 00:53:38,255 Go away, Steve. 675 00:53:52,354 --> 00:53:56,106 But I think the teams that we have and what they've accomplished... 676 00:53:56,274 --> 00:53:58,984 ...are amongst the biggest discoveries in modern science. 677 00:53:59,152 --> 00:54:01,403 - What'd I miss? - If you have some stereotype... 678 00:54:01,571 --> 00:54:05,449 ...of a scientist in your mind, Craig Venter probably doesn't fit it. 679 00:54:05,617 --> 00:54:08,160 He's scuba-dived with sharks to gather micro... 680 00:54:22,926 --> 00:54:25,010 Woo, woo, woo! 681 00:54:30,475 --> 00:54:32,309 There you are. 682 00:54:36,481 --> 00:54:38,023 Morning. 683 00:54:54,082 --> 00:54:57,334 The cuffs themselves were manufactured in Fort Lauderdale... 684 00:54:57,502 --> 00:55:02,089 ...but the faulty locking mechanism was illegally imported from North Korea... 685 00:55:02,257 --> 00:55:05,259 - ...without this channel's knowledge. - Yeah. Right here, boys. 686 00:55:05,427 --> 00:55:09,722 We do apologize for any inconvenience this has caused our shoppers... 53311

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