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Everyone is intimidated by a shark. Become
a Card Shark AMERICASCARDROOM.COM
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- You just wait and see!
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You'll regret this
day, I promise!
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My big brother Razorback
is the leader
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of the Wild Boar Gang.
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- Head of the Wild Boar Gang?
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- Huh?
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What happened to me just now?
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- I was about to ask you.
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All I know is you
beat the stuffing
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out of that Hogwild.
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- That was quite impressive.
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- Well sir, though I've
driven that hooligan
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out of your shop for you,
no thanks is necessary.
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Some noodles will suffice.
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- No way.
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Son, look around
there and there.
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Look at the state of my shop.
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You'll need to pay me, boy.
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More than a bowl of noodles.
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- What?
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But we don't have any money.
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- Oh.
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I could do with some
help here in the shop.
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You can stay here
and help me out.
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What do you say, kid?
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We got a deal?
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- Yeah, okay.
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- Longmouth, if we follow him
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we'll get something
tasty to eat.
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- Hey, will you
shut up about food?
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Didn't you hear what
that dimwit just said?
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If this guy really has
an influential brother
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as he claims then Hoffin
ain't gonna have a chance.
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Come on, let's go.
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- Boy, that made me mad.
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Embarrassing me like
that in a public place.
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It's not over, you little runt!
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Ow, that really hurt!
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No, I won't let it go!
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My brother will help
me take revenge.
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We're gonna turn you
inside out, trouble maker.
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Take that and that!
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What are you laughing at,
you little pipsqueak?
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I can't even take on
a little hedgehog!
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I got nothing to live for now!
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Somebody kill me, kill me!
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Huh?
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- Excuse me, sir.
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Are you by any chance the
legendary warrior hero Hogwild?
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Hiya, I'm Longmouth
and this is Bigeye.
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You see, we're here to help you.
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- I don't need anybody's help.
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- We heard that your big brother
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is the celebrated kung fu
master, Mr. Razorback,
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and we would very much like
to have a word with him
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as head of the Wild Boar Club.
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- Go ahead, find him,
what's it to me?
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- Oh, I just thought
we three might
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ask Mr. Razorback
about getting even
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with that little kid but
if you think it's best,
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we'll just try it alone.
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- What little kid are
you talking about?
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- You know who I'm
talking about.
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The little punk who met
you at the noodle house.
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- Are you serious?
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- You see, I've already
come up with a cunning plan
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but we need to convince
your brother to back us up.
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- Fine, I'll take
you to him now.
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- Cloudhand, hurry
it up, will ya?
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- You've got it, mister.
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It's coming right up.
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- Huh?
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I'm sick of making
dough all day.
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- Huh?
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Cloudhand: Smells great.
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- Wow!
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- Man, what a technique!
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- Awesome.
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- Wow!
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- It's almost ready, fellas.
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Coming through.
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- You know, I have
this funny feeling
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that this is no ordinary pig.
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Easy!
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- Dough, dough, dough.
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Oh, I should never
have agreed to this.
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Hiya!
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- Stop it or we'll get another
10 years in here, Hoffin.
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Cloudhand: Is the dough ready?
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Hoffin: Huh?
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- Ah!
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- Huh, what's so funny?
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- Here.
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- Huh?
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Oh.
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Hiya!
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Ya!
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- We need some tables
and chairs out here
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and don't forget to
wash those dishes.
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- Good job.
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Well, everything seems
to be in order here.
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Keep it up.
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- Ha!
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So many chores.
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I've only got two hands.
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- Hey!
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- Why did I say yes?
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- Wow, that was one
dirty dish cloth.
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Listen to Mr. Poor, poor me,
oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!
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- I'm gonna scream!
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- Go ahead and scream, Hoffin.
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And then you can stop your
moaning, you big baby.
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- Stop calling me a baby, you.
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Or else I'll make
you into noodles
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and that'll be the end
of you, do you hear me?
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Well then.
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Cloudhand: Put away the tofu.
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- Make dough and cut
vegetables all day everyday.
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Now comes the tofu.
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I have more important
things to do.
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Wait, I'm not done talking yet.
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- Whoopsy daisy.
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Baby.
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Let me go!
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- Go ahead and laugh
at me, you traitor.
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- A task may be great or small
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but in the small
tasks lie the seat
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of a great reward.
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If you understand this,
success will be yours.
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- So what is it your saying?
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- Hiya!
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- Hey, whoa!
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- That's just a block of tofu.
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What's so special about that?
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- You're right.
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There's nothing
special about it.
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It certainly can't compare
with your important business.
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- You know this and yet you
still won't let me go.
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- Oh, you wanna leave?
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- Ow!
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Hey!
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You don't believe me?
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I'm a student of the
Diamond Fist, you know.
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- Impressive.
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Since you're a kung fu ace,
I guess this next thing
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will be much too easy for you.
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- Most likely.
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What is it?
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- Just to catch a block of tofu.
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- No problem, throw it.
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Huh?
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Cloudhand: Catch.
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- Hiya!
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Got it.
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Oh wait, what happened?
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Huh?
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Come on, do it again.
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- Here boy, catch.
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- What, again?
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Huh?
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- All that top quality
tofu down the drain.
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- Young man, you've
suffered enough.
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Listen, life is a mirror.
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You smile into it
and it smiles back.
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Take it easy, it's nothing
you can't handle.
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- Hoffin?
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Razorback: Ha!
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Rah!
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Hogwild: They attacked
me, they jumped me,
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they jumped me!
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Bigeye: Ow!
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Razorback: What did you say?
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- Razorback, they attacked
me, they jumped me!
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Listen!
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Oh please, listen!
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- What?
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- Hey brother!
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- Hm.
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- Hey, didn't you hear me?
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I was roughed up big time.
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- Go on, go on.
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I tell you, they're disgracing
the honorable house
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of Razorback.
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- Yeah man, and
they threatened us.
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They said they'd ram our
teeth down our throats
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if they ever caught us in
the town square again.
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We've gotta uphold the
honor of the gang,
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ain't we, brother?
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- I guess you'd be the expert
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on shaming the house of
Razorback, wouldn't you?
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Time you learned a lesson.
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- I just got creamed
and you won't help me.
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- You don't have to
take that from him.
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- We're brothers but
it's not my job
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to keep cleaning up after you.
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Now dump these losers and
get some real friends!
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Voice: Humidity is low.
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Take care against fire.
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- I'll catch it this time.
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- Ha!
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- Here you go.
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- Oh, I can't believe this.
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Okay, come on.
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- Remember, Cloudhand was
saving this tofu for later.
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What'll he do when he finds
out it's all smashed?
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- Leave that to me, just
throw it over here.
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- Okay, Hoffin.
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It's your funeral.
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- Hurry up!
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Again!
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Rascal: Last chunk.
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- Oh, I know I can do it again.
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- Phew, I'm exhausted.
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I really need to have
a little lie down.
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- Rascal, come on, let's go!
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- What, let's go?
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I'm sorry, my young friend.
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No tofu left.
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- Huh?
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Why didn't you tell me
we were running out.
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I thought we still
had plenty left.
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- I told you, Hoffin.
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- Well, you need to get me
some more tofu, Rascal.
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- Hey, now you're
losing your grip
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in more ways than one.
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Ow, let me go!
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- You're a sacred animal
ordered by the kitchen god
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to help me out.
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If you don't do it
then when I see him,
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I'm gonna tell him about every
bumbling move you've made!
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- You wouldn't dare!
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Hoffin: We've gotta get fresh
tofu in here before noon.
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- You've completely
lost your mind.
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He's lost his mind here!
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I've been away from
home for a while now.
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Kitchen god, when will
I see your face again?
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Kitchen god, I miss you.
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When will this all be over?
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Eh?
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That noodle guy, Cloudhand.
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Why is it I feel there's
something strange about him?
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I get the feeling he
doesn't belong here.
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I don't know.
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That constant smile, those
secret kung fu skills.
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Well, could he be?
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No, no.
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Impossible for
noodle king to be,
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ah, I'm reading
too much into it.
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Voice: Humidity is low,
take care against fire.
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- Tofu, tofu!
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My kingdom for some tofu!
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Where can I get
some tofu for Hoff?
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Hey, it smells like tofu.
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Huh?
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It's gotta be here somewhere.
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Boy oh boy, I've
hit the jackpot.
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Huh?
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Busted!
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That's one big cat.
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- I say this.
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You've got some
nerve, lie fingers.
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- Hoffin, Hoffin!
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- Huh?
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- Hoffin, Hoffin!
266
00:15:11,028 --> 00:15:12,028
- Rascal, Rascal!
267
00:15:12,790 --> 00:15:14,089
Let him go!
268
00:15:14,090 --> 00:15:14,923
- What?
269
00:15:14,924 --> 00:15:16,983
Are you two together?
270
00:15:17,930 --> 00:15:21,219
Well this little imp was
stealing my bean curd.
271
00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:22,100
What a nerve.
272
00:15:22,100 --> 00:15:22,933
- What?
273
00:15:22,934 --> 00:15:24,489
Stealing your bean curd?
274
00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:25,323
Rascal.
275
00:15:25,324 --> 00:15:28,009
- I was trying to get tofu
but was in such a hurry
276
00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:29,259
that I forgot to pay.
277
00:15:29,260 --> 00:15:30,093
It's true.
278
00:15:30,094 --> 00:15:31,809
- Sorry, sorry.
279
00:15:31,810 --> 00:15:32,700
It's my fault.
280
00:15:32,701 --> 00:15:34,899
Rascal was out
shopping for me today.
281
00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:36,919
He didn't mean to
steal your tofu.
282
00:15:36,920 --> 00:15:38,943
Please forgive him this once.
283
00:15:40,358 --> 00:15:42,078
Cat: Mommy.
284
00:15:42,079 --> 00:15:43,066
- Huh?
285
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:44,674
- Big brother here
said he was sorry.
286
00:15:44,675 --> 00:15:46,191
Shouldn't we forgive him?
287
00:15:46,192 --> 00:15:47,192
- Please?
288
00:15:48,522 --> 00:15:51,269
Male: Hey, how about a
little service over here?
289
00:15:51,270 --> 00:15:52,959
- Coming right away.
290
00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:54,889
I'll let you two go this time
291
00:15:54,890 --> 00:15:57,069
but don't let it
happen again, okay?
292
00:15:57,070 --> 00:15:58,795
- Thank you, thank you.
293
00:15:58,796 --> 00:15:59,919
Thank you so much.
294
00:15:59,920 --> 00:16:01,959
Boar: I need two
blocks of firm tofu.
295
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:05,519
Two dried ones and also give
me four of the rice tofu.
296
00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:06,563
- Coming right up.
297
00:16:16,039 --> 00:16:17,039
- Huh?
298
00:16:18,493 --> 00:16:20,645
- Here you are,
please come again.
299
00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:21,646
- Ah!
300
00:16:28,264 --> 00:16:29,260
- Hey!
301
00:16:29,261 --> 00:16:31,719
Don't touch my tofu!
302
00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:33,773
Stop messing about and go home.
303
00:16:38,781 --> 00:16:40,698
Pig: Hogwild's back!
304
00:16:51,060 --> 00:16:52,760
- What are they
running away from?
305
00:16:54,839 --> 00:16:57,839
- Longmouth, now that
Razorback's refused to help,
306
00:16:57,840 --> 00:16:58,800
what are we gonna do?
307
00:16:58,801 --> 00:17:00,093
We need a plan.
308
00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:05,059
- Forget about him.
309
00:17:05,060 --> 00:17:07,519
We don't need anybody else.
310
00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:09,733
We can make him pay
all by ourselves.
311
00:17:13,649 --> 00:17:15,164
- Smells like rotten eggs.
312
00:17:15,165 --> 00:17:16,842
- Oh, lots of pretty fireworks.
313
00:17:16,843 --> 00:17:17,993
I like 'em, I like 'em!
314
00:17:21,699 --> 00:17:22,796
- How many times have I told you
315
00:17:22,797 --> 00:17:25,049
not to let it rip in
public, you big jerk.
316
00:17:25,050 --> 00:17:26,579
- Cool, rockets!
317
00:17:26,580 --> 00:17:28,329
- Why I, huh?
318
00:17:28,330 --> 00:17:30,683
- These are my most
favorite toys.
319
00:17:32,771 --> 00:17:34,247
- Huh?
320
00:17:34,248 --> 00:17:35,891
Oh yes!
321
00:17:35,892 --> 00:17:38,225
Yeah, that gives me an idea!
322
00:17:39,382 --> 00:17:40,659
- Huh?
323
00:17:43,491 --> 00:17:47,609
- Huh, oh yeah, great idea.
324
00:17:47,610 --> 00:17:50,409
- Cloudhand's got a
real petty streak.
325
00:17:50,410 --> 00:17:54,049
That was only 30, maybe 40
blocks of tofu we used up
326
00:17:54,050 --> 00:17:56,439
and suddenly I'm out
chopping down trees.
327
00:17:56,440 --> 00:17:57,469
I'm bushed.
328
00:17:57,470 --> 00:18:00,231
- It's a pity I can't
do anything to help.
329
00:18:03,094 --> 00:18:04,090
Longmouth: Are you
ready, Bigeye?
330
00:18:04,091 --> 00:18:05,790
Bigeye: Yeah, give me a second.
331
00:18:09,874 --> 00:18:12,262
- Hoffin, there's no
escaping us this time.
332
00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:16,613
- Not unless he can outrun
these rockets, Longmouth.
333
00:18:18,549 --> 00:18:21,381
- Hey, are you two ready?
334
00:18:21,382 --> 00:18:22,215
- All set.
335
00:18:22,216 --> 00:18:23,649
- Yeah, we're all set.
336
00:18:23,650 --> 00:18:25,329
- I'll place the
squeaker in his path.
337
00:18:25,330 --> 00:18:26,869
Once he steps on the squeaker,
338
00:18:26,870 --> 00:18:29,809
you begin firing at him and
keep letting him have it
339
00:18:29,810 --> 00:18:31,529
until the squeaking stops.
340
00:18:31,530 --> 00:18:32,809
You got that?
341
00:18:32,810 --> 00:18:35,446
- Yeah, I think that
that's a great idea.
342
00:18:36,674 --> 00:18:39,209
- We'll blow him all the
way to the heavens.
343
00:18:39,210 --> 00:18:42,499
- Alright, Bigeye,
it's time to hide.
344
00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:44,019
Bigeye: Okay!
345
00:18:58,475 --> 00:19:01,929
- I don't know how long he
intends to keep me here, Rascal.
346
00:19:01,930 --> 00:19:04,219
- Well, we have great
food and a bed.
347
00:19:04,220 --> 00:19:05,879
Life's a breeze right now.
348
00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:07,103
- You're hopeless.
349
00:19:14,670 --> 00:19:15,503
- You hear it?
350
00:19:15,504 --> 00:19:16,694
Fire now!
351
00:19:16,695 --> 00:19:17,695
- Gotcha!
352
00:19:21,352 --> 00:19:23,102
Bigeye: Here goes!
353
00:19:28,686 --> 00:19:30,269
- Ha ha, we got it!
354
00:19:32,353 --> 00:19:33,353
Huh?
355
00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:38,749
Hey my little precious.
356
00:19:38,750 --> 00:19:40,833
You really did me a big favor.
357
00:19:42,762 --> 00:19:44,069
Huh?
358
00:19:44,070 --> 00:19:46,412
- Oh, that hurts.
359
00:19:46,413 --> 00:19:48,156
- What about that there, kid?
360
00:19:48,157 --> 00:19:48,990
- You again!
361
00:19:48,991 --> 00:19:50,249
Seems you don't
remember the lesson
362
00:19:50,250 --> 00:19:51,909
I taught you the last time.
363
00:19:51,910 --> 00:19:53,679
- Yeah, haven't you had enough?
364
00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:56,380
Or does Hoffin really gotta
teach you a proper lesson?
365
00:19:57,860 --> 00:20:01,079
- Don't come any closer
or you'll regret it!
366
00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:02,422
I'm warning you!
367
00:20:02,423 --> 00:20:04,520
- Ya, take this!
368
00:20:09,539 --> 00:20:10,539
- Oh no!
369
00:20:11,515 --> 00:20:14,179
You made me swallow
my signaling device!
370
00:20:15,241 --> 00:20:16,549
- Hey, there's the
signal, let's fire.
371
00:20:16,550 --> 00:20:17,550
- Here we go.
372
00:20:18,409 --> 00:20:20,178
- Oh no, you dumb weasels!
373
00:20:20,179 --> 00:20:21,596
It's me, it's me!
374
00:20:23,799 --> 00:20:24,799
- Come on!
375
00:20:33,483 --> 00:20:34,641
Wow, that's awesome.
376
00:20:34,642 --> 00:20:36,475
- Will you cut it out?
377
00:20:37,345 --> 00:20:39,395
- Pardon me if I don't
stick around but...
378
00:20:42,602 --> 00:20:43,602
- We got another signal.
379
00:20:52,255 --> 00:20:53,255
- Mommy!
380
00:20:56,462 --> 00:20:57,295
- I'm loving this.
381
00:20:57,296 --> 00:20:58,663
You deserve it, you big brute!
382
00:20:59,802 --> 00:21:02,347
- Longmouth, we still
got one big one left.
383
00:21:02,348 --> 00:21:03,429
- Yes!
384
00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:05,453
Oh boy, I'm really loving this.
385
00:21:07,216 --> 00:21:08,316
- It's just too funny!
386
00:21:12,310 --> 00:21:13,917
- You dance divinely, Hogwild!
387
00:21:15,103 --> 00:21:18,859
- Oh, my aching backside!
388
00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:20,187
Hey!
389
00:21:22,059 --> 00:21:23,499
The signal has stopped working!
390
00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:25,403
It stopped working!
391
00:21:26,470 --> 00:21:27,577
- Fire!
392
00:21:28,691 --> 00:21:30,078
- Hey, it's me!
393
00:21:30,079 --> 00:21:31,688
Stop!
394
00:21:31,689 --> 00:21:33,539
It's me, can't you see it's me?
395
00:21:33,540 --> 00:21:34,540
Stop it!
396
00:21:44,535 --> 00:21:47,227
- Wow, look at that,
it's beautiful.
397
00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:52,673
- Hoffin'll like that.
398
00:21:55,969 --> 00:21:58,514
Hogwild: Oh my head, my head!
399
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:02,153
- What an idiot!
400
00:22:03,242 --> 00:22:05,039
The poor guy, did
you see his face?
401
00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:06,207
Stop, it's me!
402
00:22:08,125 --> 00:22:09,125
Super funny.
403
00:22:11,450 --> 00:22:13,303
- I swallowed it,
I swallowed it!
404
00:22:15,463 --> 00:22:16,873
Hey, you know what?
405
00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:20,539
Well all this laughing
has made me hungry.
406
00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:22,119
- Yeah, I could eat something.
407
00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:23,749
- Well, you'd better
clean up this mess.
408
00:22:23,750 --> 00:22:26,499
It looks like an explosion at
a tofu factory around here
409
00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:27,969
from your practice earlier.
410
00:22:27,970 --> 00:22:31,519
Hurry up or he'll only give
you more chores to do.
411
00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:33,479
- Ah, tofu and more tofu.
412
00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:35,763
I can't catch the stuff
without breaking it.
413
00:22:36,970 --> 00:22:39,179
- Yeah, somewhere
in that little body
414
00:22:39,180 --> 00:22:41,289
is the mighty star god Polaris,
415
00:22:41,290 --> 00:22:42,669
night beacon of the ages.
416
00:22:42,670 --> 00:22:44,737
But just look at you now.
417
00:22:44,738 --> 00:22:45,732
- What?
418
00:22:45,732 --> 00:22:46,565
I ain't dumb.
419
00:22:46,566 --> 00:22:48,049
Even if I weren't the star god,
420
00:22:48,050 --> 00:22:50,519
the tofu thing wouldn't
be a problem forever.
421
00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:51,520
You just wait.
422
00:22:55,850 --> 00:22:57,508
- Alright, here we go.
423
00:22:57,509 --> 00:22:58,509
Fire one!
424
00:23:11,193 --> 00:23:13,193
- I just can't catch it.
425
00:23:18,199 --> 00:23:19,199
- Oh boy!
426
00:23:20,090 --> 00:23:22,923
How can you mangle
tofu like that?
427
00:23:23,803 --> 00:23:25,880
How can you mangle
tofu like that?
428
00:23:27,110 --> 00:23:28,559
- Hey Rascal!
429
00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:29,530
- What?
430
00:23:29,531 --> 00:23:32,063
- Hey, come on Rascal,
let's give it another try.
431
00:23:35,210 --> 00:23:37,759
- Please, it's light
and I'm sleepy, okay?
432
00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:38,760
- Let's go!
433
00:23:43,883 --> 00:23:45,032
Hey!
434
00:23:45,033 --> 00:23:46,542
- I can't believe you did it!
435
00:23:46,543 --> 00:23:47,732
- Yeah, again!
436
00:23:47,733 --> 00:23:48,733
- Okay.
437
00:23:54,288 --> 00:23:55,371
- Hey Hoffin.
438
00:23:56,882 --> 00:23:57,882
Catch it.
439
00:24:00,464 --> 00:24:01,464
- Wow!
440
00:24:05,340 --> 00:24:06,759
- I did it, I did it!
441
00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:09,352
Hey, how about that, Cloudhand?
442
00:24:09,353 --> 00:24:10,803
What'd you think, Cloudhand?
443
00:24:11,687 --> 00:24:14,139
- You've got potential, kid.
444
00:24:14,140 --> 00:24:16,286
You really showed
us what you can do.
445
00:24:18,530 --> 00:24:19,530
Now get some rest.
446
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:27,983
- Brother, brother!
447
00:24:31,181 --> 00:24:32,458
- What the heck?
448
00:24:32,459 --> 00:24:34,462
What's been going on?
449
00:24:34,463 --> 00:24:37,557
- Mister, we must take
revenge against them all.
450
00:24:38,399 --> 00:24:39,399
- Come here!
451
00:24:40,380 --> 00:24:42,633
Now tell me what
happened and quick!
452
00:24:43,666 --> 00:24:46,469
- It's Hoffin, sir, it's Hoffin!
453
00:24:46,470 --> 00:24:47,963
- Spit it out, who did this?
454
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:53,213
- It was Hoffin,
that terrible boy.
455
00:24:53,214 --> 00:24:54,799
He worked at Cloudhand's
noodle shop
456
00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:56,539
and Hogwild was eating there
457
00:24:56,540 --> 00:24:58,202
and he found a big
bug in his noodles
458
00:24:58,203 --> 00:25:00,899
and all he wanted was
his noodles replaced.
459
00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:02,749
Is that too much to ask?
460
00:25:02,750 --> 00:25:04,419
I mean come on.
461
00:25:04,420 --> 00:25:06,459
But this Hoffin,
this little beast,
462
00:25:06,460 --> 00:25:08,339
he beat up Hogwild really bad.
463
00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:10,559
It was awful, sir,
awful to watch.
464
00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:11,799
We must get revenge, sir.
465
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:13,399
We must have revenge!
466
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:14,290
Please sir!
467
00:25:14,291 --> 00:25:16,029
- Yeah, revenge, revenge!
468
00:25:16,030 --> 00:25:16,863
- That's right.
469
00:25:16,864 --> 00:25:19,254
We've gotta teach him a lesson.
470
00:25:19,255 --> 00:25:20,605
- Where is this delinquent?
471
00:25:25,058 --> 00:25:27,649
- Candy fruit, candy fruit.
472
00:25:27,650 --> 00:25:29,733
Sweet, sweet candy fruit.
473
00:25:34,031 --> 00:25:35,479
One stick is never enough.
474
00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:38,079
Candy fruit puts a
smile on your face.
475
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:39,080
Candy fruit!
476
00:25:41,410 --> 00:25:43,063
Hey kid, how about it?
477
00:25:43,930 --> 00:25:45,629
Oh, you're the lucky one, kid.
478
00:25:45,630 --> 00:25:46,833
Mommy bought you two.
479
00:25:47,755 --> 00:25:48,588
Here you go.
480
00:25:48,589 --> 00:25:49,969
Enjoy.
481
00:25:49,970 --> 00:25:52,980
Candy fruit, beautiful
sweet candy fruit.
482
00:25:52,981 --> 00:25:54,339
Hoffin: Mom, dad!
483
00:25:54,340 --> 00:25:55,840
Oh, I miss you guys.
484
00:26:01,804 --> 00:26:02,804
Nian.
485
00:26:03,811 --> 00:26:06,978
- Razorback, king of
the boars coming.
486
00:26:08,237 --> 00:26:09,707
Outta of the way, you peasant.
487
00:26:09,708 --> 00:26:11,375
Razorback is coming.
488
00:26:12,501 --> 00:26:15,306
Time for you to learn who's
boss around here, Hoffin.
489
00:26:15,307 --> 00:26:16,240
- Huh?
490
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:17,073
You again!
491
00:26:17,074 --> 00:26:18,349
- Yeah, but we ain't alone.
492
00:26:18,350 --> 00:26:19,499
We come with Razorback.
493
00:26:19,500 --> 00:26:20,719
He'll soon set you straight.
494
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:23,069
He's gonna pulverize
you, you got that?
495
00:26:23,070 --> 00:26:24,509
- Yeah, pulverize, see?
496
00:26:24,510 --> 00:26:25,669
Just like that.
497
00:26:25,670 --> 00:26:27,843
- Ha, I'm not afraid
of any old boar.
498
00:26:30,824 --> 00:26:31,931
- You'd better give up now
499
00:26:31,932 --> 00:26:33,603
or you'll be totally
annihilated.
500
00:26:35,533 --> 00:26:36,999
- I'll tell you
something else, sprout.
501
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,121
We're in league with Nian.
502
00:26:39,122 --> 00:26:40,270
- Shut up, idiot.
503
00:26:40,271 --> 00:26:41,639
What are you, the
six o'clock news?
504
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:42,540
- What's that?
505
00:26:42,540 --> 00:26:43,540
Nian?
506
00:26:44,380 --> 00:26:47,053
You were working for
Nian all this time.
507
00:26:47,910 --> 00:26:51,390
- Hey kid, you the one who
insulted my brother, huh?
508
00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:55,289
- You guys are nothing.
509
00:26:55,290 --> 00:27:00,346
You're just like flunkies
working for Nian.
510
00:27:00,370 --> 00:27:01,519
Oh, that smarts.
511
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:03,677
This guy's no pushover.
512
00:27:03,678 --> 00:27:05,052
- Get him!
513
00:27:05,053 --> 00:27:06,053
- Hiya!
514
00:27:07,601 --> 00:27:09,170
- Oh!
515
00:27:13,094 --> 00:27:14,873
- Look out, Hoffin!
516
00:27:18,709 --> 00:27:19,556
Hoffin!
517
00:27:19,557 --> 00:27:21,281
- Beat him, beat him!
518
00:27:21,282 --> 00:27:22,459
- Hoffin, you're okay.
519
00:27:22,460 --> 00:27:24,513
- I ain't finished with you.
520
00:27:27,201 --> 00:27:28,423
- Huh, it's Polaris.
521
00:27:32,310 --> 00:27:35,805
- Welcome to Cloudhand's
Noodle Paradise.
522
00:27:35,806 --> 00:27:36,822
- Cloudhand's not bad.
523
00:27:36,823 --> 00:27:38,549
- Care for a bowl
of the hot stuff?
524
00:27:38,550 --> 00:27:39,510
It's good.
525
00:27:39,511 --> 00:27:41,189
- Hey, this is none
of your business.
526
00:27:41,190 --> 00:27:43,209
Stay out of the way, got it?
527
00:27:43,210 --> 00:27:44,210
- Stay out.
528
00:27:48,534 --> 00:27:51,169
- Oh, I'm so sorry.
529
00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:52,563
I should be more careful.
530
00:27:56,300 --> 00:27:57,609
Come on now, everybody.
531
00:27:57,610 --> 00:27:59,699
Sit down and try my noodles.
532
00:27:59,700 --> 00:28:02,813
Good food makes for
a good mood, right?
533
00:28:02,814 --> 00:28:05,099
I'm sure it's just
a misunderstanding
534
00:28:05,100 --> 00:28:07,789
and a nice little talk
will help calm us down
535
00:28:07,790 --> 00:28:10,049
and see if we can't
settle things.
536
00:28:10,050 --> 00:28:11,499
- Misunderstanding?
537
00:28:11,500 --> 00:28:14,529
This little thug nearly
killed my brother.
538
00:28:14,530 --> 00:28:16,489
- Hey, little Hoffin's
working here for me.
539
00:28:16,490 --> 00:28:18,469
Won't you give him a break?
540
00:28:18,470 --> 00:28:19,470
Just for me?
541
00:28:20,360 --> 00:28:21,360
- No way!
542
00:28:24,656 --> 00:28:26,013
- Huh?
543
00:28:27,030 --> 00:28:27,863
- A secret animal!
544
00:28:27,864 --> 00:28:29,029
- Take it easy.
545
00:28:29,030 --> 00:28:30,559
Hey, how about this?
546
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:32,239
You leave him alone for a month
547
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:34,259
and after that you can
come gunning for him
548
00:28:34,260 --> 00:28:36,239
anytime you like 'cause by then
549
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:38,439
he'll no longer
be working for me
550
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:40,849
and I'll be just a
simple bystander.
551
00:28:40,850 --> 00:28:42,845
So what do you think, huh?
552
00:28:42,846 --> 00:28:44,149
- Cloudhand's kung fu
553
00:28:44,150 --> 00:28:45,409
is better than mine.
554
00:28:45,410 --> 00:28:47,679
I take the kid now and
he'll make me pay
555
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:49,199
for the privilege.
556
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:51,911
- So a month from now
you'll steer clear?
557
00:28:52,744 --> 00:28:53,577
- Absolutely.
558
00:28:53,578 --> 00:28:54,809
I can promise you that.
559
00:28:54,810 --> 00:28:57,289
Razorback: Okay,
in a month's time.
560
00:28:57,290 --> 00:28:58,969
- Well we have a deal then.
561
00:28:58,970 --> 00:29:00,999
In a month from now you
can both slug it out
562
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,849
on the beacon tower
of the Great Wall.
563
00:29:02,850 --> 00:29:03,770
How's that sound?
564
00:29:03,770 --> 00:29:04,603
- Right.
565
00:29:04,604 --> 00:29:06,439
Hey kid, you agree?
566
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:08,483
- Huh, you'll get a beating.
567
00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:12,033
- Yeah, we'll see about that.
568
00:29:16,950 --> 00:29:18,033
- Just hold on, son.
569
00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:27,719
- It's alright.
570
00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:29,172
- Oh great.
571
00:29:29,173 --> 00:29:30,006
I thought we could have
a peaceful time here
572
00:29:30,007 --> 00:29:32,239
and now look what we
have to deal with.
573
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:33,073
- I made a deal.
574
00:29:33,074 --> 00:29:34,939
I won't run away.
575
00:29:34,940 --> 00:29:37,689
- Everything is determined
by yin and yang.
576
00:29:37,690 --> 00:29:40,429
Maybe it's not such a bad thing,
577
00:29:40,430 --> 00:29:42,049
Razorback's challenge.
578
00:29:42,050 --> 00:29:44,539
- You're one of the masters
I've been seeking.
579
00:29:44,540 --> 00:29:46,749
- Yeah, I should have
realized it earlier
580
00:29:46,750 --> 00:29:47,583
but it was hard to spot
581
00:29:47,584 --> 00:29:49,909
because you were this
totally nerdy noodle dude.
582
00:29:49,910 --> 00:29:52,459
Ain't that a strange career
for a master like you?
583
00:29:52,460 --> 00:29:54,219
Fierce is a secret animal too
584
00:29:54,220 --> 00:29:56,109
but he's a famous swordsman.
585
00:29:56,110 --> 00:29:58,719
Slinging noodles ain't
exactly impressive.
586
00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:00,473
- There's nothing
unseemly in it.
587
00:30:04,070 --> 00:30:06,899
- Hi, my name's Rascal,
another secret animal.
588
00:30:06,900 --> 00:30:08,107
How you doing?
589
00:30:10,074 --> 00:30:11,969
Don't believe me.
590
00:30:11,970 --> 00:30:13,340
Now take a look at this.
591
00:30:13,341 --> 00:30:14,591
There, you see?
592
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:19,291
- Ah yes, I see and you
certainly hide it pretty well.
593
00:30:21,165 --> 00:30:22,165
- That's right, brother.
594
00:30:23,690 --> 00:30:25,779
- Master, what can you teach me?
595
00:30:25,780 --> 00:30:28,069
- I can teach you, young man,
596
00:30:28,070 --> 00:30:30,253
to be a really top
class noodle chef.
597
00:30:38,630 --> 00:30:39,630
- Wow!
598
00:30:44,095 --> 00:30:46,573
Wow, what are these
super sized jars for.
599
00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:50,699
Rascal: Hey Hoffin,
look at this.
600
00:30:50,700 --> 00:30:52,009
I found a walnut.
601
00:30:52,010 --> 00:30:53,513
Take a look, see?
602
00:31:00,471 --> 00:31:01,576
- Huh?
603
00:31:01,577 --> 00:31:02,577
What's he doing?
604
00:31:05,220 --> 00:31:09,119
- Tai Chi Quan is an internally
centered martial art.
605
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:12,389
It fully embodies the balance
between yin and yang.
606
00:31:12,390 --> 00:31:14,399
Between hardness and softness.
607
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:16,619
On the hard side,
Tai Chi requires
608
00:31:16,620 --> 00:31:19,149
that you unleash your
strength which is enhanced
609
00:31:19,150 --> 00:31:21,829
through cultivation of
ki and the training
610
00:31:21,830 --> 00:31:23,659
of the body itself.
611
00:31:23,660 --> 00:31:27,480
And on the soft side,
whenever you are
612
00:31:31,740 --> 00:31:34,876
you endeavor to offset
your opponent's strength
613
00:31:34,877 --> 00:31:38,059
and where possible, redirect
your opponent's power
614
00:31:38,060 --> 00:31:39,379
back towards him.
615
00:31:39,380 --> 00:31:42,318
This should enable
you to defeat him.
616
00:31:59,514 --> 00:32:01,097
- That was awesome!
617
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:13,109
Wow, that's amazing!
618
00:32:13,110 --> 00:32:14,509
Tai Chi is so intense.
619
00:32:14,510 --> 00:32:16,936
Teach it to me now.
620
00:32:17,959 --> 00:32:20,399
- Alright but you must
start from the beginning.
621
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:21,400
- Oh!
622
00:32:28,930 --> 00:32:30,263
What's up with this?
623
00:32:31,650 --> 00:32:32,809
How can I do this?
624
00:32:32,810 --> 00:32:33,810
- Whoa!
625
00:32:36,944 --> 00:32:37,944
My teeth!
626
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:41,159
No nut gets the better of me!
627
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:43,439
You're in for a smashing.
628
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:45,999
- Oh, a walnut, good!
629
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,079
- Hey, that was my...
630
00:32:49,167 --> 00:32:50,167
- Hoffin.
631
00:32:57,680 --> 00:32:59,519
It may look like a spinning top
632
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:01,033
but this is not a toy.
633
00:33:07,076 --> 00:33:08,339
- Wow, you've got it spinning.
634
00:33:08,340 --> 00:33:12,829
- Now Hoffin, you try and
stop it from spinning.
635
00:33:12,830 --> 00:33:14,923
- I just stop it, right.
636
00:33:16,598 --> 00:33:17,598
This is easy.
637
00:33:23,683 --> 00:33:26,579
- Remember, no matter how
hard the blow you endure,
638
00:33:26,580 --> 00:33:29,945
redirect its strength
and fight back.
639
00:33:35,070 --> 00:33:38,357
The rotation of the top, it
symbolizes the eight strengths
640
00:33:38,358 --> 00:33:39,929
of Tai Chi.
641
00:33:39,930 --> 00:33:41,063
Now you must practice.
642
00:33:47,350 --> 00:33:51,324
Now Hoffin, you know how
to release Tai Chi energy?
643
00:33:51,325 --> 00:33:53,473
- I don't, master.
644
00:33:54,784 --> 00:33:55,739
- Like this.
645
00:33:55,740 --> 00:33:56,949
You have to maneuver
in such a way
646
00:33:56,950 --> 00:33:59,869
as to concentrate your
whole body's energy
647
00:33:59,870 --> 00:34:03,193
into a smoothness and let
it flow, understand?
648
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:05,640
- Yes.
649
00:34:14,603 --> 00:34:15,950
- Hey, easy, boy.
650
00:34:17,050 --> 00:34:18,908
It doesn't have to be like that.
651
00:34:19,780 --> 00:34:21,781
- What a relief!
652
00:34:21,782 --> 00:34:23,032
- What a stink!
653
00:34:26,279 --> 00:34:28,992
- Boy, you just about
killed me here.
654
00:34:28,993 --> 00:34:30,963
Cloudhand: That is
Tai Chi strength.
655
00:34:31,944 --> 00:34:33,571
- They're still at it?
656
00:34:33,572 --> 00:34:36,063
- You must lead your enemy
and derail his next move.
657
00:34:37,982 --> 00:34:40,924
Then you'll find yourself
with a winning hand.
658
00:34:41,758 --> 00:34:43,153
- He's trying to crack Tai Chi.
659
00:34:43,154 --> 00:34:45,089
I can't even crack this nut.
660
00:34:45,090 --> 00:34:48,459
- Now, besides attacking
your enemy physically, son,
661
00:34:48,460 --> 00:34:51,003
you must vanquish his
mental powers also.
662
00:34:52,690 --> 00:34:53,841
You see?
663
00:34:53,842 --> 00:34:55,079
- Huh?
664
00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:56,080
- Ha ha!
665
00:34:57,705 --> 00:34:58,705
Hey, Rascal.
666
00:34:59,763 --> 00:35:01,180
- I'm right here.
667
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:04,059
- It hurts, what a trick!
668
00:35:04,060 --> 00:35:05,719
- That's not a trick, lad.
669
00:35:05,720 --> 00:35:08,276
Distraction is a
useful strategy.
670
00:35:11,222 --> 00:35:12,409
Now, to bring your opponent down
671
00:35:12,410 --> 00:35:16,023
you have to land
shoulders into play.
672
00:35:18,290 --> 00:35:21,597
I nearly forgot, you use
your little tushy too.
673
00:35:23,016 --> 00:35:25,449
That's pretty comfy.
674
00:35:28,550 --> 00:35:30,813
You're like my own
comfy little armchair.
675
00:35:33,150 --> 00:35:36,336
Use your Tai Chi strength to
offset the attack against you.
676
00:35:36,337 --> 00:35:39,509
Soften it, perhaps
even totally erase it.
677
00:35:39,510 --> 00:35:40,743
It is possible.
678
00:35:45,730 --> 00:35:48,079
Keep in mind the
four principles.
679
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:50,693
Technique, engagement,
subjugation, reverse.
680
00:35:58,816 --> 00:35:59,966
- Crow!
681
00:35:59,967 --> 00:36:00,800
- Master.
682
00:36:00,801 --> 00:36:02,669
I'm at your service, sir.
683
00:36:02,670 --> 00:36:05,269
- Have you completed
the task I gave you?
684
00:36:05,270 --> 00:36:08,069
- Well sir, it's those
two lazy stupid weasels
685
00:36:08,070 --> 00:36:10,329
holding this up but
be assured, lord,
686
00:36:10,330 --> 00:36:12,384
I'll get you what you want.
687
00:36:12,385 --> 00:36:13,659
- And now!
688
00:36:13,660 --> 00:36:15,639
- Yes sir, the boy is yours!
689
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:18,083
I'll bring him to you
very soon, very soon.
690
00:36:19,128 --> 00:36:21,677
I'm okay, I'm okay!
691
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:24,000
- Pushing hands.
692
00:36:24,001 --> 00:36:25,769
This technique is
used to push back
693
00:36:25,770 --> 00:36:27,689
at your enemy like
you don't want,
694
00:36:27,690 --> 00:36:30,233
like his kicks and punches,
et cetera, et cetera.
695
00:36:32,190 --> 00:36:33,399
- But what if I can't push back?
696
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:35,537
- That depends upon
your level of Tai Chi.
697
00:36:40,715 --> 00:36:41,548
- How boring.
698
00:36:41,549 --> 00:36:43,699
Back and forth all day
long, so repetitive.
699
00:36:43,700 --> 00:36:44,709
- How about a game?
700
00:36:44,710 --> 00:36:46,209
We use the technique
we've learned
701
00:36:46,210 --> 00:36:48,493
to try and get the
ball into the basket.
702
00:36:49,730 --> 00:36:50,563
- A game?
703
00:36:50,564 --> 00:36:52,433
I love games, bring it on!
704
00:37:01,881 --> 00:37:02,881
Whoa!
705
00:37:05,718 --> 00:37:07,606
- Ha, he scores!
706
00:37:07,607 --> 00:37:08,607
- And again!
707
00:37:12,566 --> 00:37:13,816
Turn it around!
708
00:37:14,951 --> 00:37:17,123
- This is definitely
not pushing hands.
709
00:37:21,089 --> 00:37:23,959
- He shoots and scores
to tie the game.
710
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:26,533
- Oh no, not until it drops
all the way through.
711
00:37:29,922 --> 00:37:31,847
Hey, cut it out, that tickles!
712
00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:42,999
- That brute was stupid
to set up a duel
713
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:43,833
a month from now.
714
00:37:43,834 --> 00:37:46,232
I mean why should we wait, huh?
715
00:37:46,233 --> 00:37:48,583
Now we're stuck here
looking after this genius.
716
00:37:49,617 --> 00:37:51,372
- Hey there, brother Longmouth.
717
00:37:51,373 --> 00:37:52,869
I need a snack.
718
00:37:52,870 --> 00:37:54,559
- You wanna snack, fat boy?
719
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:56,729
No problem, so long
as your dumb brother
720
00:37:56,730 --> 00:37:58,329
will take that kid down now.
721
00:37:58,330 --> 00:37:59,509
- What?
722
00:37:59,510 --> 00:38:02,339
Oh no, my brother could
never go back on his word.
723
00:38:02,340 --> 00:38:03,889
If he said he'll wait
a month for the duel,
724
00:38:03,890 --> 00:38:05,213
he'll wait a month.
725
00:38:06,210 --> 00:38:07,539
- Really?
726
00:38:07,540 --> 00:38:08,589
Now you listen.
727
00:38:08,590 --> 00:38:10,919
If you refuse to
persuade him, well then,
728
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:12,159
I'll lock you up right here
729
00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:14,013
and I'll let you
starve, you got it?
730
00:38:15,260 --> 00:38:17,362
- Please don't do this to
me, brother Longmouth.
731
00:38:17,363 --> 00:38:19,069
I gotta have food.
732
00:38:19,070 --> 00:38:21,009
Help me, I'll go see my brother.
733
00:38:21,010 --> 00:38:22,254
- Ah.
734
00:38:23,087 --> 00:38:24,469
That's what I like to hear.
735
00:38:24,470 --> 00:38:26,220
Bigeye, come on,
let's help him up.
736
00:38:34,950 --> 00:38:36,731
- You should try losing weight.
737
00:38:36,732 --> 00:38:40,738
You're like a ton of bricks.
738
00:38:40,739 --> 00:38:43,420
Help me, it smells
like bacon down here.
739
00:38:43,421 --> 00:38:45,318
Get me out, get me out!
740
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:53,263
- Come on, get up.
741
00:38:54,626 --> 00:38:55,669
Hey.
742
00:39:01,250 --> 00:39:02,279
- I'm choking!
743
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:03,434
Hey!
744
00:39:04,267 --> 00:39:06,509
Longmouth, you just let it
rip with a brain stunner.
745
00:39:06,510 --> 00:39:07,450
- What?
746
00:39:07,451 --> 00:39:08,539
No way.
747
00:39:08,540 --> 00:39:09,959
A smooth, refined guy like me,
748
00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:11,749
participate in such vulgarity?
749
00:39:11,750 --> 00:39:14,309
Why, the very idea
makes me feel faint!
750
00:39:14,310 --> 00:39:15,310
- Me too, ugh!
751
00:39:19,110 --> 00:39:20,639
Loudmouth: Look
alive, blubber belly!
752
00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:23,269
Crow: What are you two
idiots doing now?
753
00:39:23,270 --> 00:39:25,689
- Oh, Mr. Razorback sir, we
have offended your poor,
754
00:39:25,690 --> 00:39:28,299
kind excellency and
we humbly apologize.
755
00:39:28,300 --> 00:39:29,280
Forgive us!
756
00:39:29,281 --> 00:39:32,130
Crow: Who's Razorback and
what are you babbling about?
757
00:39:33,950 --> 00:39:34,950
- Oh, it's you.
758
00:39:36,084 --> 00:39:37,309
- What are you up to here?
759
00:39:37,310 --> 00:39:38,469
Got the kid?
760
00:39:38,470 --> 00:39:40,699
- Mr. Enforcer, I can
explain everything.
761
00:39:40,700 --> 00:39:43,904
We kept track of Hoffin and
we almost had him but then...
762
00:39:51,318 --> 00:39:52,548
- Ah.
763
00:39:52,549 --> 00:39:53,789
Well you'll be allowed
to live if you just
764
00:39:53,790 --> 00:39:56,289
stop sniveling for a minute.
765
00:39:56,290 --> 00:39:59,239
But Lord Nian's losing
patience with failure.
766
00:39:59,240 --> 00:40:01,999
- Mr. Enforcer, please
let him know everything
767
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,402
I just told you
and that we won't
768
00:40:03,403 --> 00:40:05,599
ever let him down,
not ever again.
769
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:08,799
- Remember, you've got no
choice but to succeed.
770
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:10,716
Keep trying to drive a
wedge between the pig
771
00:40:10,717 --> 00:40:14,579
and the boy, I want those two
at each other's throats, okay?
772
00:40:14,580 --> 00:40:16,933
Loudmouth: You can count
on us, Mr. Enforcer.
773
00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:20,839
- You're on the clock, geniuses.
774
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:22,449
- Yes, of course sir.
775
00:40:22,450 --> 00:40:24,245
And happy flying, sir!
776
00:40:24,246 --> 00:40:25,991
- Oh, I think he's gone.
777
00:40:25,992 --> 00:40:27,389
- Ha, every time I
have a great idea
778
00:40:27,390 --> 00:40:29,749
that flying garbage
disposal steals it
779
00:40:29,750 --> 00:40:31,313
and tells Nian it's his.
780
00:40:32,170 --> 00:40:33,929
We're not getting
a fair shake here
781
00:40:33,930 --> 00:40:35,379
thanks to that flying rat.
782
00:40:35,380 --> 00:40:38,155
Razorback: Hey, what are
you two doing here?
783
00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:41,996
- I was only joking,
Mr. Enforcer sir.
784
00:40:41,997 --> 00:40:44,607
You know, we worship
you really, sir.
785
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:47,692
- Don't kill me, don't kill me.
786
00:40:47,693 --> 00:40:48,693
- Don't kill us, sir.
787
00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:51,883
- Who's this enforcer
and how's my brother?
788
00:40:53,100 --> 00:40:54,779
- Oh, look at you.
789
00:40:54,780 --> 00:40:56,669
Why are you lying
here you poor dear?
790
00:40:56,670 --> 00:40:59,233
So brave, so noble and strong.
791
00:41:01,796 --> 00:41:04,049
- I expect to see better
care for my brother
792
00:41:04,050 --> 00:41:07,109
from now on or I'll make
you pay a thousand times
793
00:41:07,110 --> 00:41:08,608
for this insolence.
794
00:41:08,609 --> 00:41:10,509
Longmouth: Yes sir,
Mr. Razorback.
795
00:41:10,510 --> 00:41:12,457
- Brother, they want to...
796
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,049
- Poor angel, he needs his rest.
797
00:41:18,050 --> 00:41:20,369
- Then why are you
standing here?
798
00:41:20,370 --> 00:41:22,355
Take him home to bed, got it?
799
00:41:22,356 --> 00:41:23,518
- Yeah!
800
00:41:26,133 --> 00:41:28,334
Bye Mr. Razorback.
801
00:41:28,335 --> 00:41:30,819
He'll get the very best
care, I assure you.
802
00:41:30,820 --> 00:41:32,609
- Hey, it's okay, he's gone.
803
00:41:32,610 --> 00:41:33,843
- Get off of me!
804
00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:39,439
- Today we will
take a close look
805
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:41,359
at a special-ity of mine.
806
00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:43,289
- Wow, a special-ity!
807
00:41:43,290 --> 00:41:45,369
What kind of kung fu?
808
00:41:45,370 --> 00:41:46,300
- Making dough.
809
00:41:46,300 --> 00:41:47,300
- Huh?
810
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:51,473
You gotta be kidding me.
811
00:41:53,356 --> 00:41:54,330
- Quite the joker, huh?
812
00:41:54,331 --> 00:41:56,469
Now whether your noodles
are gonna taste good
813
00:41:56,470 --> 00:41:59,649
or not depends principally on
the ingredients you select.
814
00:41:59,650 --> 00:42:02,349
Then even more important
than that is the dough.
815
00:42:02,350 --> 00:42:04,189
The one thing you
have to get right
816
00:42:04,190 --> 00:42:05,801
above all else is...
817
00:42:06,950 --> 00:42:08,465
Is the dough.
818
00:42:13,930 --> 00:42:14,920
Excuse me.
819
00:42:14,921 --> 00:42:16,219
There's a saying.
820
00:42:16,220 --> 00:42:18,379
Smooth winds and smoother waters
821
00:42:18,380 --> 00:42:20,563
may delight the weary traveler
822
00:42:20,564 --> 00:42:21,759
but if you have a smooth dough
823
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:23,429
then you can make
noodles that will
824
00:42:23,430 --> 00:42:25,469
drive everybody wild,
what's so funny?
825
00:42:25,470 --> 00:42:28,479
- Oh, I'm sorry, but
what does making noodles
826
00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:29,973
have to do with kung fu, huh?
827
00:42:32,350 --> 00:42:33,719
- I'm in no hurry.
828
00:42:33,720 --> 00:42:36,716
Now let's consider
this question, Hoffin.
829
00:42:36,717 --> 00:42:40,399
Why is it that my noodles
are so incredibly popular?
830
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:41,769
The answer to this, of course,
831
00:42:41,770 --> 00:42:43,379
is that I always make my noodles
832
00:42:43,380 --> 00:42:45,623
using the principals
of Tai Chi Quan.
833
00:42:47,767 --> 00:42:49,219
- Tai Chi?
834
00:42:49,220 --> 00:42:50,053
- That's right.
835
00:42:50,054 --> 00:42:52,109
Used in the art of dough making.
836
00:42:52,110 --> 00:42:54,719
Yes, that way noodles
cut from my dough
837
00:42:54,720 --> 00:42:56,789
are as pliable as silver thread
838
00:42:56,790 --> 00:42:59,519
and as silky smooth
as a spider's web
839
00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:01,768
and sumptuously springy too.
840
00:43:01,769 --> 00:43:02,758
- Boring.
841
00:43:02,759 --> 00:43:04,609
- You see, within the
form a single noodle
842
00:43:04,610 --> 00:43:07,119
lies all the
accumulated knowledge
843
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:09,623
of my kung fu skills in total.
844
00:43:12,861 --> 00:43:14,692
- I don't get it!
845
00:43:14,693 --> 00:43:16,139
- That's alright.
846
00:43:16,140 --> 00:43:17,809
Look, it's like this.
847
00:43:17,810 --> 00:43:20,049
The circle of Tai
Chi is composed
848
00:43:20,050 --> 00:43:23,199
of yin and yang, often seen
as softness and hardness.
849
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:25,079
Now it is a fact that softness
850
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:27,059
can overcome hardness.
851
00:43:27,060 --> 00:43:29,429
Yes, in the same way
that flowing water
852
00:43:29,430 --> 00:43:30,669
can overcome rock.
853
00:43:30,670 --> 00:43:32,669
Gentle perseverance is key.
854
00:43:32,670 --> 00:43:34,169
Tai Chi seeks balance.
855
00:43:34,170 --> 00:43:35,130
- Wow!
856
00:43:35,131 --> 00:43:37,809
- Tai Chi doesn't have
a load of fancy styles
857
00:43:37,810 --> 00:43:39,439
which means as long
as you harness
858
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:41,149
and channel the energy within,
859
00:43:41,150 --> 00:43:44,193
you can perform it pretty
much as instant direction.
860
00:43:45,567 --> 00:43:46,567
You see?
861
00:43:48,735 --> 00:43:49,883
Easy.
862
00:43:52,303 --> 00:43:53,303
- Oh!
863
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:56,559
- The shape of this dough
represents the essence
864
00:43:56,560 --> 00:44:00,459
of Tai Chi, a circle which
contains everything
865
00:44:00,460 --> 00:44:01,460
in our world.
866
00:44:02,260 --> 00:44:03,220
- Whoa!
867
00:44:03,221 --> 00:44:06,840
- You're there, I'm there,
everything is there.
868
00:44:14,618 --> 00:44:16,701
- Oh wow, that's intense!
869
00:44:18,688 --> 00:44:19,688
Huh?
870
00:44:31,561 --> 00:44:33,319
Cloudhand: And we're done.
871
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:35,338
- Master, that was awesome!
872
00:44:35,339 --> 00:44:36,290
- Make it a part of yourself.
873
00:44:36,291 --> 00:44:37,329
Put strength into it.
874
00:44:37,330 --> 00:44:39,089
Link your strength to your will.
875
00:44:39,090 --> 00:44:42,389
Then we're talking
major awesomeness.
876
00:44:42,390 --> 00:44:43,673
It takes practice.
877
00:44:44,941 --> 00:44:45,774
- Once I do this,
878
00:44:45,775 --> 00:44:47,623
I can rescue mom and dad, yeah!
879
00:44:53,340 --> 00:44:55,050
- Dreaming on Walnut Island.
880
00:44:55,948 --> 00:44:59,269
Hey Hoffin, are you
still making dough?
881
00:44:59,270 --> 00:45:01,529
- Yeah, I have to learn Tai Chi,
882
00:45:01,530 --> 00:45:03,119
then tackle Razorback.
883
00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:04,370
He's in league with Nian.
884
00:45:05,401 --> 00:45:06,401
- So boring.
885
00:45:12,231 --> 00:45:14,131
- Tai Chi is tough.
886
00:45:21,903 --> 00:45:23,049
- Gentle perseverance,
887
00:45:23,050 --> 00:45:26,469
inner strength, balance
above all things.
888
00:45:26,470 --> 00:45:27,470
- Balance.
889
00:45:29,089 --> 00:45:30,773
- Mom, dad, I'll do it for you.
890
00:45:43,195 --> 00:45:44,604
- Ah!
891
00:45:44,605 --> 00:45:45,605
Ha!
892
00:45:46,489 --> 00:45:47,489
Hiya!
893
00:45:48,670 --> 00:45:50,959
Hey, I moved it, it moved, wow!
894
00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:52,153
I really did it!
895
00:45:53,450 --> 00:45:55,843
But I can't really
control it yet.
896
00:46:06,050 --> 00:46:07,050
Aha!
897
00:46:09,521 --> 00:46:12,726
- Hey, what are you still
doing here, Cloudhand?
898
00:46:12,727 --> 00:46:15,736
Hey, he was doing
alright a minute ago.
899
00:46:15,737 --> 00:46:16,850
What happened?
900
00:46:16,851 --> 00:46:17,750
Cloudhand: He is
filled with rage
901
00:46:17,751 --> 00:46:20,359
and hatred for Nian
so he loses patience
902
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:22,137
while he is training.
903
00:46:22,138 --> 00:46:23,617
This is not good.
904
00:46:23,618 --> 00:46:24,618
- Not good.
905
00:46:25,820 --> 00:46:28,789
- Not good because Tai
Chi requires great calm
906
00:46:28,790 --> 00:46:29,790
and concentration.
907
00:46:31,070 --> 00:46:33,046
His currents of the mind
could draw him down
908
00:46:33,047 --> 00:46:34,989
into a dark abyss of anger.
909
00:46:34,990 --> 00:46:37,203
- Whoa, sounds scary.
910
00:46:37,204 --> 00:46:38,651
So what should Hoffin do then?
911
00:46:39,872 --> 00:46:41,416
- Well, life is a
mirror, Rascal.
912
00:46:41,417 --> 00:46:43,639
You smile into it
and it smiles back.
913
00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:47,150
- Yeah but how do we get him
to smile into it first?
914
00:46:48,130 --> 00:46:51,221
- To learn Tai Chi, he
must neutralize his anger
915
00:46:51,222 --> 00:46:52,439
and if there is
anyway we can help
916
00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:54,017
then we must be there for him.
917
00:47:02,228 --> 00:47:03,228
- Ha!
918
00:47:06,082 --> 00:47:07,082
Oh.
919
00:47:09,245 --> 00:47:11,578
- You can't give up, Hoffin.
920
00:47:14,269 --> 00:47:15,537
- Huh?
921
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:19,419
- Now Hoffin, one
cannot be impetuous
922
00:47:19,420 --> 00:47:20,713
when practicing Tai Chi.
923
00:47:21,584 --> 00:47:23,096
Behold!
924
00:47:24,690 --> 00:47:28,409
You see, only when you are
perfectly calm and focused
925
00:47:28,410 --> 00:47:30,759
can you really
understand the magic
926
00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:32,593
of the perfect circle.
927
00:47:34,070 --> 00:47:35,103
- Whoa!
928
00:47:35,104 --> 00:47:36,937
- Wow, that's amazing!
929
00:47:41,803 --> 00:47:45,226
- Like I said, everything lives
in the circle of balance.
930
00:47:45,227 --> 00:47:48,859
You must calm yourself and
observe the space around you
931
00:47:48,860 --> 00:47:51,690
to discern your own place
inside the circle.
932
00:47:54,430 --> 00:47:56,349
Look at the track
of that mosquito.
933
00:47:56,350 --> 00:47:57,643
That's also a circle.
934
00:47:59,730 --> 00:48:02,029
You will find there are
lots more examples.
935
00:48:02,030 --> 00:48:04,569
Ah, oh, it itches.
936
00:48:05,780 --> 00:48:06,730
See, Hoffin?
937
00:48:06,731 --> 00:48:08,393
Observe with your heart.
938
00:48:11,057 --> 00:48:13,732
- Calm, calm and focused.
939
00:48:13,733 --> 00:48:16,033
Everything lives within
the circle of balance.
940
00:48:29,687 --> 00:48:31,429
- Do you feel well?
941
00:48:31,430 --> 00:48:35,199
It's only three days now until
the showdown with Razorback.
942
00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:36,859
- Stronger than ever, master.
943
00:48:36,860 --> 00:48:38,600
- Oh, that's good.
944
00:48:42,216 --> 00:48:43,226
- Huh?
945
00:48:43,227 --> 00:48:45,089
- Oh dear, how careless of me.
946
00:48:45,090 --> 00:48:48,083
Hoffin, help me to tidy
them up using Tai Chi.
947
00:49:31,957 --> 00:49:34,439
Hoffin, you have grasped
the form of Tai Chi
948
00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:37,649
but you have yet to grasp
its essence, I see.
949
00:49:37,650 --> 00:49:38,779
- Essence?
950
00:49:38,780 --> 00:49:41,709
- Becoming one with an
object to gain control of it
951
00:49:41,710 --> 00:49:43,599
requires mental power.
952
00:49:43,600 --> 00:49:46,649
You will grasp this essence
once your noodle-making skill
953
00:49:46,650 --> 00:49:48,333
is up there with mine.
954
00:49:49,700 --> 00:49:51,149
- Hey Hoffin.
955
00:49:51,150 --> 00:49:53,369
Do you know what
Cloudhand's talking about?
956
00:49:53,370 --> 00:49:56,616
And what is this
essence anyway, huh?
957
00:49:56,617 --> 00:49:58,349
- Essence.
958
00:49:58,350 --> 00:50:00,929
Something that's there
but you can't see it,
959
00:50:00,930 --> 00:50:03,603
touch it, so how
do you grasp it?
960
00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:06,129
One thing's for sure.
961
00:50:06,130 --> 00:50:08,760
- Today I'm gonna make
the best noodles ever.
962
00:50:19,295 --> 00:50:20,795
- Woo hoo hoo hoo!
963
00:50:29,536 --> 00:50:30,603
That's it, Hoffin.
964
00:50:30,604 --> 00:50:31,869
It's just like
Cloudhand's dough!
965
00:50:31,870 --> 00:50:32,870
- Oh yeah!
966
00:50:34,301 --> 00:50:35,539
- Cloudhand, are
my noodles ready?
967
00:50:35,540 --> 00:50:36,373
Hurry up, man!
968
00:50:36,374 --> 00:50:38,023
- Here you go.
969
00:50:40,220 --> 00:50:41,439
Bon appetit.
970
00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:43,759
- Coming through,
coming through!
971
00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:44,760
- Hey!
972
00:50:51,550 --> 00:50:54,366
- Hey, you got an
apprentice, Cloudhand?
973
00:51:14,459 --> 00:51:15,459
- Oh!
974
00:51:17,850 --> 00:51:19,779
- The customers will
decide whose taste best.
975
00:51:19,780 --> 00:51:21,530
The champion's or
the challenger's.
976
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:23,800
- Sure thing, kid.
977
00:51:26,100 --> 00:51:27,969
- Smells like a winner.
978
00:51:27,970 --> 00:51:28,970
Here they come.
979
00:51:32,750 --> 00:51:34,049
Dig in, everyone.
980
00:51:34,050 --> 00:51:35,543
- Hey, take it easy there.
981
00:51:52,810 --> 00:51:54,649
- Well I would say as a gourmet
982
00:51:54,650 --> 00:51:57,819
who's eaten all over
the world that, uh.
983
00:51:57,820 --> 00:51:58,933
- Come on, Rascal.
984
00:52:00,542 --> 00:52:02,409
- It's perfect!
985
00:52:02,410 --> 00:52:03,630
- Oh, hooray!
986
00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:07,867
Pig: Hey, I want some more!
987
00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:10,913
Pig Two: Leave me some!
988
00:52:11,746 --> 00:52:12,580
- I'm glad you like 'em.
989
00:52:12,581 --> 00:52:13,830
I'll bring out some more.
990
00:52:15,210 --> 00:52:16,609
- Yeah, very nice.
991
00:52:16,610 --> 00:52:19,209
But a little chewier
would be better.
992
00:52:19,210 --> 00:52:20,563
- Not chewy enough.
993
00:52:21,669 --> 00:52:22,739
- Not chewy, Hoff.
994
00:52:22,740 --> 00:52:23,979
I felt the same way.
995
00:52:23,980 --> 00:52:24,980
- Rascal!
996
00:52:26,290 --> 00:52:28,357
- Hold on and let me try 'em.
997
00:52:31,070 --> 00:52:32,929
Not bad, Hoffin, not bad.
998
00:52:32,930 --> 00:52:34,766
Your noodles taste great
999
00:52:34,767 --> 00:52:36,663
but you could still
do better I think.
1000
00:52:38,830 --> 00:52:40,279
- What is missing?
1001
00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:42,339
I did exactly what
you did, Cloudhand,
1002
00:52:42,340 --> 00:52:44,109
step by step.
1003
00:52:44,110 --> 00:52:46,159
Did I overlook something
along the way?
1004
00:52:46,160 --> 00:52:47,713
How is that possible?
1005
00:52:49,410 --> 00:52:51,099
- You didn't forget
a single thing.
1006
00:52:51,100 --> 00:52:52,879
Each step was just fine
1007
00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:54,939
but where your hand
and eye are perfect,
1008
00:52:54,940 --> 00:52:57,009
there the mind must follow suit.
1009
00:52:57,010 --> 00:52:59,119
- Are you talking
about essence again?
1010
00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:02,137
- Yes, your faults are
bound to the food you make
1011
00:53:02,138 --> 00:53:03,809
and what's more, the
quality of those thoughts
1012
00:53:03,810 --> 00:53:06,729
will be felt by all who
taste your creation.
1013
00:53:06,730 --> 00:53:09,369
You must first free your
mind from all burdens
1014
00:53:09,370 --> 00:53:10,583
and then create.
1015
00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:13,912
- Slow down, son.
1016
00:53:13,913 --> 00:53:15,475
There's plenty more.
1017
00:53:15,476 --> 00:53:19,261
- Oh mom, tell me why your
noodles are so delicious.
1018
00:53:19,262 --> 00:53:22,099
- 'Cause I'm filled with
love when I make them
1019
00:53:22,100 --> 00:53:24,133
and I bet you can
feel that love too.
1020
00:53:25,304 --> 00:53:26,304
- Oh.
1021
00:53:27,137 --> 00:53:29,003
Oh, now I get it.
1022
00:53:36,060 --> 00:53:37,899
- Wow, a shooting star!
1023
00:53:37,900 --> 00:53:38,900
Make a wish!
1024
00:53:39,723 --> 00:53:41,209
My wish is for great
food everyday
1025
00:53:41,210 --> 00:53:42,746
and for the kitchen
god's happiness
1026
00:53:42,747 --> 00:53:44,699
and to crack walnuts
without injury
1027
00:53:44,700 --> 00:53:46,459
and for Hoffin to
crush Razorback
1028
00:53:46,460 --> 00:53:48,807
like a bug that's
all, that's all...
1029
00:53:50,483 --> 00:53:51,316
- I wish to defeat Nian
1030
00:53:51,317 --> 00:53:53,343
and save my mom and dad.
1031
00:53:55,100 --> 00:53:57,019
- Tell me, Hoffin,
what did you wish for?
1032
00:53:57,020 --> 00:53:59,073
- I'm not supposed
to tell, Rascal.
1033
00:54:02,610 --> 00:54:03,963
I'm going to bed.
1034
00:54:08,500 --> 00:54:10,909
- I hope he'll be ready for
action again tomorrow.
1035
00:54:10,910 --> 00:54:12,069
- Be in no doubt.
1036
00:54:12,070 --> 00:54:15,267
Tomorrow's fight will be
extremely tough for Hoffin.
1037
00:54:17,780 --> 00:54:20,259
He will only gain a
victory if he is at last
1038
00:54:20,260 --> 00:54:23,619
able to harness the
mental power of Tai Chi.
1039
00:54:23,620 --> 00:54:24,909
- Oh just look at you.
1040
00:54:24,910 --> 00:54:26,973
Both: You look awesome.
1041
00:54:37,570 --> 00:54:39,479
- Mr. Razorback,
you look fabulous.
1042
00:54:39,480 --> 00:54:40,619
You're a born winner.
1043
00:54:40,620 --> 00:54:41,833
No one could beat you.
1044
00:54:46,750 --> 00:54:48,689
If I didn't know you
better, I'd think you
1045
00:54:48,690 --> 00:54:50,079
were the emperor himself.
1046
00:54:50,080 --> 00:54:51,449
You ride with the gods.
1047
00:54:51,450 --> 00:54:54,596
Hoffin is really
in for it today.
1048
00:54:54,597 --> 00:54:55,719
- Yeah, he's in for it.
1049
00:54:55,720 --> 00:54:57,179
- Magnificent.
1050
00:54:57,180 --> 00:54:59,831
Razorback: Why don't
you two shut up?
1051
00:55:00,960 --> 00:55:03,689
- A hulking body but not
a brain in his head.
1052
00:55:03,690 --> 00:55:04,647
Leave the thinking to me
1053
00:55:04,648 --> 00:55:07,447
and we'll just leave the two
of them to kill each other.
1054
00:55:08,750 --> 00:55:10,891
- You're just so smart.
1055
00:55:15,993 --> 00:55:18,179
- Hoffin, here on the Great Wall
1056
00:55:18,180 --> 00:55:20,009
among the mountains,
do you realize
1057
00:55:20,010 --> 00:55:22,439
just how tiny we really are?
1058
00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:24,003
Meditate on this truth.
1059
00:55:24,890 --> 00:55:26,799
View the vastness
of heaven and earth
1060
00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:28,673
and become one with all you see.
1061
00:55:39,042 --> 00:55:40,172
- Look, there they are.
1062
00:55:40,173 --> 00:55:43,283
I thought surely you'd
chicken out, wonder boy.
1063
00:55:45,010 --> 00:55:46,389
So let's welcome...
1064
00:55:46,390 --> 00:55:47,270
- The undefeated...
1065
00:55:47,271 --> 00:55:51,699
Both: Tower of a pig, the
fabulous Mr. Razorback.
1066
00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:56,809
- Well today I'm gonna
teach you guys a lesson
1067
00:55:56,810 --> 00:55:58,763
you'll never ever forget.
1068
00:56:01,505 --> 00:56:02,491
Ha!
1069
00:56:02,491 --> 00:56:03,324
- You cocky little punk!
1070
00:56:03,325 --> 00:56:04,699
You got a big mouth.
1071
00:56:04,700 --> 00:56:06,329
Now come here.
1072
00:56:06,330 --> 00:56:10,171
I'm gonna teach you some
respect for your elders, boy.
1073
00:56:10,172 --> 00:56:11,199
Longmouth!
1074
00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:12,033
- Yeah, Mr. Razorback.
1075
00:56:12,034 --> 00:56:14,159
Do it, get him with
some lightning blows!
1076
00:56:14,160 --> 00:56:15,510
Do it for good old Hogwild!
1077
00:56:16,510 --> 00:56:17,879
- Yeah, crush him!
1078
00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:19,333
Then we can all go home!
1079
00:56:20,560 --> 00:56:21,969
- What?
1080
00:56:21,970 --> 00:56:22,803
Imbecile.
1081
00:56:22,804 --> 00:56:25,779
If you'd kept quiet nobody
would know you're so dumb.
1082
00:56:25,780 --> 00:56:27,250
- Hoffin, be careful.
1083
00:56:27,251 --> 00:56:29,629
- Hey big brother, show 'em
who's boss around here.
1084
00:56:29,630 --> 00:56:30,630
- Look out, kid!
1085
00:56:31,603 --> 00:56:32,791
- Ya!
1086
00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:48,080
My hand!
1087
00:56:49,900 --> 00:56:51,339
- What's wrong with Hoffin?
1088
00:56:51,340 --> 00:56:53,029
He knows he'll never be
able to throw a punch
1089
00:56:53,030 --> 00:56:54,813
with Razorback's power.
1090
00:56:55,646 --> 00:56:56,479
- That fool kid.
1091
00:56:56,480 --> 00:56:58,649
He's totally forgotten
their last meeting.
1092
00:56:58,650 --> 00:57:00,689
- And my brother gave
you a break, kid.
1093
00:57:00,690 --> 00:57:03,079
Otherwise, you'd have
fainted from the pain.
1094
00:57:03,080 --> 00:57:06,339
- Hey kid, you appear to
have made some real progress
1095
00:57:06,340 --> 00:57:07,340
in a month.
1096
00:57:08,310 --> 00:57:10,129
But not nearly enough!
1097
00:57:10,130 --> 00:57:12,719
- Oh, you think you're
as tough as nails
1098
00:57:12,720 --> 00:57:16,069
but softness can
overcome hardness.
1099
00:57:16,070 --> 00:57:19,573
Master, now I am ready.
1100
00:57:25,529 --> 00:57:26,909
- Wow!
1101
00:57:26,910 --> 00:57:29,669
- So, the old Cloudhand routine.
1102
00:57:29,670 --> 00:57:31,689
Very impressive.
1103
00:57:31,690 --> 00:57:33,083
Brace yourself, kid!
1104
00:57:35,415 --> 00:57:38,258
And this time I won't
be going easy on you!
1105
00:57:38,259 --> 00:57:39,543
Get this!
1106
00:57:51,670 --> 00:57:53,389
- Hey Hoffin, great job.
1107
00:57:53,390 --> 00:57:54,619
- Mm-hmm.
1108
00:57:54,620 --> 00:57:56,929
- Hey, just how did he do that?
1109
00:57:56,930 --> 00:57:59,399
- That move wasn't bad kid
1110
00:57:59,400 --> 00:58:01,909
but all the fancy
footwork in the world
1111
00:58:01,910 --> 00:58:04,663
won't save you
from my next blow.
1112
00:58:10,344 --> 00:58:12,196
- Oh boy, that guy's a killer.
1113
00:58:12,197 --> 00:58:13,548
One good punch and Hoffin
1114
00:58:13,549 --> 00:58:16,299
might never get
back on his feet.
1115
00:58:21,988 --> 00:58:22,821
Hoffin!
1116
00:58:22,822 --> 00:58:25,443
- You can only get this kind
of training in actual battle.
1117
00:58:27,170 --> 00:58:28,329
- Get up, Hoffin.
1118
00:58:28,330 --> 00:58:30,589
Why don't you get up and
teach us all a lesson.
1119
00:58:30,590 --> 00:58:32,293
Just look at him.
1120
00:58:32,294 --> 00:58:35,009
He's not so Mr. Cocksure
now, is he?
1121
00:58:35,010 --> 00:58:36,803
- Get up, you little coward!
1122
00:58:40,630 --> 00:58:43,469
Look kid, you're no slouch.
1123
00:58:43,470 --> 00:58:45,299
I'll say that for you.
1124
00:58:45,300 --> 00:58:49,859
So if you apologize now I might
be willing to spare you.
1125
00:58:49,860 --> 00:58:54,364
- No way, Razorback, and I'll
still find a way to beat you.
1126
00:58:54,365 --> 00:58:55,198
- What?
1127
00:58:55,198 --> 00:58:56,198
What did you say?
1128
00:58:57,192 --> 00:58:58,679
The nerve of this kid
is beyond belief.
1129
00:58:58,680 --> 00:59:01,128
I need to straighten
you out right now.
1130
00:59:04,420 --> 00:59:07,449
Let's see how much you can take.
1131
00:59:07,450 --> 00:59:10,519
- Hoffin's great but he's
no Tai Chi wizard yet.
1132
00:59:10,520 --> 00:59:12,789
He can't defect all
those powerful jabs.
1133
00:59:12,790 --> 00:59:15,193
Hey Cloudhand, you
gotta do something!
1134
00:59:16,540 --> 00:59:18,273
- Make yourself part of him.
1135
00:59:19,535 --> 00:59:21,709
Rascal: He meant something
that might work.
1136
00:59:21,710 --> 00:59:23,699
- Link your strength
to your will.
1137
00:59:23,700 --> 00:59:25,021
- Master?
1138
00:59:25,022 --> 00:59:27,269
- Internalize the infinite
and be one with it.
1139
00:59:27,270 --> 00:59:29,793
So embrace Tai Chi
with a pure mind.
1140
00:59:31,835 --> 00:59:34,399
Only when your mind,
body and spirit
1141
00:59:34,400 --> 00:59:37,019
are calm and focused can
you really and truly
1142
00:59:37,020 --> 00:59:39,073
understand the magic
of the circle.
1143
00:59:40,250 --> 00:59:42,929
Tai Chi doesn't
emphasize styles often
1144
00:59:42,930 --> 00:59:45,709
so you can forget the idea
of styles completely.
1145
00:59:45,710 --> 00:59:48,311
Just do Tai Chi, okay?
1146
00:59:48,312 --> 00:59:49,422
- Right.
1147
00:59:53,793 --> 00:59:55,469
Rascal: Come on, Hoffin!
1148
00:59:55,470 --> 00:59:56,303
- Oh no.
1149
00:59:56,304 --> 00:59:58,233
We can't let him win, can we?
1150
00:59:58,234 --> 00:59:59,339
- I don't know.
1151
00:59:59,340 --> 01:00:00,739
- This isn't happening!
1152
01:00:00,740 --> 01:00:02,973
No one's held me off
like this before!
1153
01:00:17,630 --> 01:00:20,244
- Yeah, you got him, Hoffin!
1154
01:00:20,245 --> 01:00:22,570
- Hey, there's no way you're
gonna get out of here!
1155
01:00:22,571 --> 01:00:24,169
Charge!
1156
01:00:24,170 --> 01:00:25,807
- Hiya!
1157
01:00:29,234 --> 01:00:30,501
Hold on!
1158
01:00:30,502 --> 01:00:32,419
- Don't let go, please!
1159
01:00:34,644 --> 01:00:35,644
- Hogwild!
1160
01:00:39,031 --> 01:00:40,809
Little brother, little brother.
1161
01:00:40,810 --> 01:00:43,399
You okay, little brother?
1162
01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:45,526
- I'm alright, Hoffin saved me.
1163
01:00:45,527 --> 01:00:47,239
I'm in his debt now.
1164
01:00:47,240 --> 01:00:50,009
- An eye for an eye leaves
the whole world blind.
1165
01:00:50,010 --> 01:00:52,409
We should all live and let live.
1166
01:00:52,410 --> 01:00:53,879
- Those weasels are the ones
1167
01:00:53,880 --> 01:00:57,049
who thought this whole
thing up to hurt Hoffin.
1168
01:00:57,050 --> 01:00:58,669
- That's our queue, come on.
1169
01:00:58,670 --> 01:01:01,429
- As I've said many times
before, life is a mirror.
1170
01:01:01,430 --> 01:01:03,799
Smile into it and
it will smile back.
1171
01:01:03,800 --> 01:01:06,159
Life is too short for
selfish plotting
1172
01:01:06,160 --> 01:01:08,103
and scheming against each other.
1173
01:01:09,980 --> 01:01:11,330
Both: Please forgive us.
1174
01:01:16,113 --> 01:01:18,729
- Hoffin, now that you
can perform Tai Chi
1175
01:01:18,730 --> 01:01:21,829
with a rightful mind, I have
nothing more to teach you.
1176
01:01:21,830 --> 01:01:24,659
There's only one thing
you need to keep in mind
1177
01:01:24,660 --> 01:01:26,129
and it is this.
1178
01:01:26,130 --> 01:01:28,029
- Let me guess,
life is a mirror.
1179
01:01:28,030 --> 01:01:30,633
You smile into it,
yatta yatta yatta.
1180
01:01:30,634 --> 01:01:32,779
Master, you've said
it a thousand times.
1181
01:01:32,780 --> 01:01:34,573
- You're fed up
with it, are you?
1182
01:01:36,060 --> 01:01:38,966
Well now, you'll
never hear it again.
1183
01:01:38,967 --> 01:01:41,173
- Master, here I come!
1184
01:01:44,880 --> 01:01:45,880
- Come on.
1185
01:01:48,257 --> 01:01:49,257
Come on.
1186
01:01:52,372 --> 01:01:53,360
There's my boy.
1187
01:01:53,360 --> 01:01:54,360
Now take care.
1188
01:01:56,035 --> 01:01:57,035
- Okay, master.
1189
01:01:58,260 --> 01:01:59,260
I'll be seeing you.
1190
01:02:01,177 --> 01:02:02,510
Goodbye, master.
1191
01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:14,218
- Goodbye Hoffin.
1192
01:02:14,219 --> 01:02:15,386
And good luck.
1193
01:02:17,995 --> 01:02:19,578
- Farewell, master!
1194
01:02:20,535 --> 01:02:22,535
- Safe journey, goodbye!
1195
01:02:23,556 --> 01:02:24,556
Bye now!
1196
01:02:25,644 --> 01:02:26,644
See ya, bye!
1197
01:02:35,190 --> 01:02:37,459
- So Rascal, do you
think I'm ready now
1198
01:02:37,460 --> 01:02:38,460
to take on Nian?
1199
01:02:39,530 --> 01:02:40,829
- Not again.
1200
01:02:40,830 --> 01:02:42,399
Kitchen god said
you won't be ready
1201
01:02:42,400 --> 01:02:44,229
to face Nian and
rescue your parents
1202
01:02:44,230 --> 01:02:46,779
until you find all the
12 sacred animals.
1203
01:02:46,780 --> 01:02:50,160
Face it, you're nowhere near
a match for him yet, Hoffin.
1204
01:02:53,237 --> 01:02:54,487
- You're such a know-all.
1205
01:03:39,700 --> 01:03:40,703
- Who's there?
1206
01:03:42,300 --> 01:03:44,873
No one may enter this
place without permission.
1207
01:03:49,830 --> 01:03:53,199
Intruder, show yourself or I
will deal harshly with you
1208
01:03:53,200 --> 01:03:54,639
when I find you!
1209
01:03:54,640 --> 01:03:56,169
- I've heard there's
hidden treasure
1210
01:03:56,170 --> 01:03:57,619
under the red moon spring.
1211
01:03:57,620 --> 01:03:59,420
I've just come to
have a look at it.
1212
01:04:00,900 --> 01:04:02,428
- Ha!
1213
01:04:02,429 --> 01:04:03,739
The grassland pearl
is a sacred jewel
1214
01:04:03,740 --> 01:04:05,729
and I am responsible
for keeping guard
1215
01:04:05,730 --> 01:04:07,139
over its resting place.
1216
01:04:07,140 --> 01:04:10,053
I do not believe that you'd
come here just to look.
1217
01:04:11,223 --> 01:04:13,063
- Huh, what if I
am here to get it?
1218
01:04:18,865 --> 01:04:23,865
Horse Voiceover: Where is he?
1219
01:04:33,630 --> 01:04:34,630
- Huh?
1220
01:04:35,305 --> 01:04:36,305
What?
1221
01:04:38,459 --> 01:04:39,459
Come out!
1222
01:04:42,584 --> 01:04:43,584
- Hiya!
1223
01:04:46,010 --> 01:04:47,010
- Whoa!
1224
01:04:49,154 --> 01:04:50,154
Huh?
1225
01:04:55,520 --> 01:04:56,999
Thief, you've been injured.
1226
01:04:57,000 --> 01:04:58,679
You better show yourself.
1227
01:05:02,059 --> 01:05:03,476
Why can't I move?
1228
01:05:05,010 --> 01:05:07,679
If you dare lay a hand
on the grassland pearl,
1229
01:05:07,680 --> 01:05:09,508
I will destroy you!
1230
01:05:11,740 --> 01:05:12,740
Stop!
1231
01:05:13,447 --> 01:05:14,479
If the pearl leaves the
spring, this place
1232
01:05:14,480 --> 01:05:15,919
will become a barren desert!
1233
01:05:15,920 --> 01:05:16,943
Don't touch it!
1234
01:05:54,195 --> 01:05:58,154
- Ah, the grassland pearl!
1235
01:05:58,155 --> 01:05:59,322
It's all mine!
1236
01:06:11,140 --> 01:06:13,659
I've got to get out of here!
1237
01:06:13,660 --> 01:06:14,660
What's going on?
1238
01:06:23,360 --> 01:06:24,863
- The grassland pearl.
1239
01:06:27,410 --> 01:06:29,789
- My lord, I am here
to perform your task.
1240
01:06:29,790 --> 01:06:32,829
- Go to the northwest to see
what just happened there.
1241
01:06:32,830 --> 01:06:33,830
- Yes my lord.
1242
01:06:36,155 --> 01:06:37,669
- The grassland pearl.
1243
01:06:37,670 --> 01:06:40,329
I have dreamt of
it for a long time
1244
01:06:40,330 --> 01:06:42,999
and now that I'm free,
it shall be mine.
1245
01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:44,659
- If I may ask, my lord,
1246
01:06:44,660 --> 01:06:46,979
what's special about this pearl?
1247
01:06:46,980 --> 01:06:49,999
- The grassland pearl
radiates powerful energy.
1248
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:52,399
Once I possess its
power, I will be free
1249
01:06:52,400 --> 01:06:55,867
to come and go by day or
by night as I please.
1250
01:06:58,358 --> 01:07:01,359
- I understand, my lord,
I won't fail you.
1251
01:07:01,360 --> 01:07:03,889
- If you mess this one
up, I will grind you
1252
01:07:03,890 --> 01:07:05,829
into crow pudding!
1253
01:07:05,830 --> 01:07:08,330
- Pudding, right my lord.
1254
01:07:12,090 --> 01:07:13,489
Horse Voiceover: Oh!
1255
01:07:13,490 --> 01:07:17,839
Red moon spring is gone,
turned to arid wasteland.
1256
01:07:17,840 --> 01:07:20,199
I must get the
grassland pearl back,
1257
01:07:20,200 --> 01:07:21,803
whatever the cost.
1258
01:07:34,250 --> 01:07:36,339
- Bigeye, how many
times have I told you
1259
01:07:36,340 --> 01:07:38,053
never to walk in
front of me, huh?
1260
01:07:39,817 --> 01:07:40,869
- Only three times.
1261
01:07:40,870 --> 01:07:41,860
- And you're not getting any
1262
01:07:41,861 --> 01:07:43,880
of those sweet potatoes
I've got either.
1263
01:07:43,881 --> 01:07:45,299
- But why not?
1264
01:07:45,300 --> 01:07:47,950
- 'Cause they make your
stomach go off like a rocket.
1265
01:07:48,948 --> 01:07:49,948
- Hey, what the?
1266
01:07:50,739 --> 01:07:53,039
- What are you two
idiots doing here?
1267
01:07:53,040 --> 01:07:55,426
- Mr. Enforcer, we
chased the kid here
1268
01:07:55,427 --> 01:07:57,639
and it wasn't easy,
I can tell you.
1269
01:07:57,640 --> 01:07:59,379
- Well never mind him now.
1270
01:07:59,380 --> 01:08:03,149
I need you both to help me
locate a particular treasure.
1271
01:08:03,150 --> 01:08:04,193
- A treasure?
1272
01:08:16,900 --> 01:08:18,339
- What time is it now, Rascal?
1273
01:08:18,340 --> 01:08:19,863
I'm getting pretty hungry.
1274
01:08:20,746 --> 01:08:21,889
- I have no idea.
1275
01:08:21,890 --> 01:08:23,980
I only know that
it's not lunch time.
1276
01:08:25,280 --> 01:08:26,280
- Huh?
1277
01:08:30,780 --> 01:08:32,219
Am I still asleep?
1278
01:08:32,220 --> 01:08:34,433
Oh no, this is for real!
1279
01:08:37,274 --> 01:08:40,691
Rascal, wake up, we're
in trouble, quick!
1280
01:08:44,307 --> 01:08:46,229
- A sandstorm, what
are we gonna do?
1281
01:08:46,230 --> 01:08:48,286
Hoffin: I don't know!
1282
01:08:53,553 --> 01:08:54,952
- We're so gonna die here!
1283
01:08:54,953 --> 01:08:58,291
There's so much food
I haven't tried!
1284
01:08:58,292 --> 01:08:59,792
- Rascal, hold on!
1285
01:09:11,640 --> 01:09:13,303
Wow, where are we?
1286
01:09:14,302 --> 01:09:16,099
- We're in the desert
which is weird
1287
01:09:16,100 --> 01:09:18,693
because before the sandstorm,
there was no desert.
1288
01:09:21,640 --> 01:09:23,452
- Hey, where's Mr. Teapot?
1289
01:09:23,453 --> 01:09:25,420
- Mr. Teapot, where are you?
1290
01:09:25,421 --> 01:09:27,409
Mr. Teapot, where are you?
1291
01:09:27,410 --> 01:09:28,473
Please, Mr. Teapot.
1292
01:09:29,546 --> 01:09:31,019
Mr. Teapot, are you here?
1293
01:09:31,020 --> 01:09:33,160
Will you come out, Mr. Teapot?
1294
01:09:35,258 --> 01:09:37,023
We can't leave here without him!
1295
01:09:38,080 --> 01:09:40,394
- Rascal, we've got
to travel on foot
1296
01:09:40,395 --> 01:09:41,228
and look for food.
1297
01:09:41,229 --> 01:09:42,329
- Let's go now.
1298
01:09:42,330 --> 01:09:43,999
I don't wanna die in the desert!
1299
01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:45,339
And what if we can't find water
1300
01:09:45,340 --> 01:09:46,879
before we run out of steam?
1301
01:09:46,880 --> 01:09:48,773
We'll be a vulture buffet.
1302
01:09:50,790 --> 01:09:53,363
- Right, so we gotta
find a way out.
1303
01:09:54,518 --> 01:09:55,497
Rascal: Hoffin, how much longer
1304
01:09:55,498 --> 01:09:57,093
before we can leave the desert?
1305
01:09:59,499 --> 01:10:01,299
Hoffin: I don't know, but
let's follow the sun
1306
01:10:01,300 --> 01:10:02,883
and make it our guide for now.
1307
01:10:06,372 --> 01:10:07,205
- Huh?
1308
01:10:07,206 --> 01:10:09,699
What's this, the horse
was telling the truth!
1309
01:10:09,700 --> 01:10:11,016
Take away the grassland pearl
1310
01:10:11,017 --> 01:10:13,583
and the grassland turns to dust.
1311
01:10:14,670 --> 01:10:17,379
Which proves the great value
of this uncommon gem.
1312
01:10:17,380 --> 01:10:20,003
It's worth all the hardship
I've just suffered.
1313
01:10:24,690 --> 01:10:27,483
I'm so tired, where
does this desert end?
1314
01:10:30,350 --> 01:10:33,213
Oh no, there's no water left.
1315
01:10:36,374 --> 01:10:37,263
I must find water.
1316
01:10:37,264 --> 01:10:41,063
I'll be no use being a
pearl swiping dead lizard.
1317
01:10:44,741 --> 01:10:45,741
- I'm hot!
1318
01:10:50,436 --> 01:10:53,069
- I'm bushed, where's
Mr. Enforcer?
1319
01:10:53,070 --> 01:10:54,363
- Maybe he got lost.
1320
01:10:55,236 --> 01:10:56,374
I wonder.
1321
01:10:56,375 --> 01:10:57,208
Ah!
1322
01:10:57,209 --> 01:10:58,469
Bigeye: What's that?
1323
01:10:58,470 --> 01:10:59,303
- Take it!
1324
01:10:59,304 --> 01:11:01,711
- But it's not
raining, Mr. Enforcer.
1325
01:11:01,712 --> 01:11:03,175
- Shut up!
1326
01:11:03,176 --> 01:11:04,009
Moron.
1327
01:11:04,010 --> 01:11:06,163
If Mr. Enforcer says
take it, we take it.
1328
01:11:09,060 --> 01:11:12,279
Mr. Enforcer, what
exactly is this for?
1329
01:11:12,280 --> 01:11:15,149
- Well you two snails
walk much too slow.
1330
01:11:15,150 --> 01:11:16,909
Just hold on to this umbrella
1331
01:11:16,910 --> 01:11:18,569
and I'll float you along.
1332
01:11:18,570 --> 01:11:21,438
- Oh, okay, that's a plan, yeah.
1333
01:11:21,439 --> 01:11:23,329
What, what are you doing?
1334
01:11:23,330 --> 01:11:24,659
- I won't ever let go.
1335
01:11:24,660 --> 01:11:25,893
Even if we die.
1336
01:11:28,530 --> 01:11:31,786
- Oh boy, we're flying!
1337
01:11:31,787 --> 01:11:33,787
Bigeye: We're flying!
1338
01:11:39,345 --> 01:11:40,699
- I'm not good with heights.
1339
01:11:40,700 --> 01:11:43,149
I have a heart condition.
1340
01:11:43,150 --> 01:11:45,649
- Hey Longmouth, I
like this flying.
1341
01:11:45,650 --> 01:11:46,862
- Cut the jabber.
1342
01:11:46,863 --> 01:11:49,703
Head northwest and bring
me the grassland pearl.
1343
01:11:50,879 --> 01:11:52,579
Both: Sure thing, Mr. Enforcer.
1344
01:11:54,160 --> 01:11:55,866
- If you come back
without that jewel,
1345
01:11:55,867 --> 01:11:58,710
Lord Nian will take
your eyes out instead.
1346
01:12:02,530 --> 01:12:06,931
- Longmouth, you gotta let
me get on top right now!
1347
01:12:06,932 --> 01:12:08,515
- I can't, I can't!
1348
01:12:12,030 --> 01:12:13,683
- The winds died
down, Longmouth.
1349
01:12:15,931 --> 01:12:17,639
It's just no fun anymore.
1350
01:12:17,640 --> 01:12:18,919
- Huh?
1351
01:12:18,920 --> 01:12:19,920
What the?
1352
01:12:21,380 --> 01:12:23,879
Oh no, oh no, it's a sandstorm!
1353
01:12:23,880 --> 01:12:25,483
Bigeye, we're finished!
1354
01:12:26,600 --> 01:12:28,149
- Oh, a sandstorm.
1355
01:12:28,150 --> 01:12:30,850
Wow, I've never
seen a sandstorm.
1356
01:12:30,851 --> 01:12:31,934
What a blast.
1357
01:12:35,289 --> 01:12:37,289
- We're dead, you moron!
1358
01:12:45,667 --> 01:12:47,449
- Hoffin, the winds
are so strong,
1359
01:12:47,450 --> 01:12:49,400
I can't go any further.
1360
01:12:50,540 --> 01:12:53,103
- Hang on in there,
Rascal, come on!
1361
01:12:55,350 --> 01:12:56,959
Wow!
1362
01:12:56,960 --> 01:12:58,539
- My mouth is full of sand.
1363
01:12:58,540 --> 01:13:00,047
I hate the desert.
1364
01:13:01,239 --> 01:13:03,103
Is that shelter ahead?
1365
01:13:06,070 --> 01:13:09,053
Hoffin: Yeah, but it
looks like a ghost town.
1366
01:13:19,709 --> 01:13:22,208
- They must have water.
1367
01:13:22,209 --> 01:13:23,849
Rascal: What kind of a
hideous place is this?
1368
01:13:23,850 --> 01:13:25,529
It gives me the heebie jeebies.
1369
01:13:25,530 --> 01:13:26,797
Let's keep moving, huh?
1370
01:13:35,550 --> 01:13:37,153
There's no path from here.
1371
01:13:43,062 --> 01:13:44,719
- Oh, what happened to him?
1372
01:13:44,720 --> 01:13:46,096
Is he, do you think that...
1373
01:13:46,097 --> 01:13:47,909
- No, he must have
run out of water
1374
01:13:47,910 --> 01:13:49,253
and fainted with the heat.
1375
01:13:52,270 --> 01:13:54,749
Oh, I think I saw him move.
1376
01:13:54,750 --> 01:13:56,400
Are my eyes playing
tricks on me?
1377
01:13:59,160 --> 01:14:01,193
Hoffin: Here, let's
give him some water.
1378
01:14:02,873 --> 01:14:05,339
- Oh, hey, you can't
give him all our water.
1379
01:14:05,340 --> 01:14:06,793
We need it too, you know.
1380
01:14:08,690 --> 01:14:09,899
Let's go, Hoffin.
1381
01:14:09,900 --> 01:14:11,499
We need to hit the road now.
1382
01:14:11,500 --> 01:14:13,199
- But he'll die if
we just leave him.
1383
01:14:13,200 --> 01:14:15,660
- We have to find your
teachers, Hoffin.
1384
01:14:16,650 --> 01:14:17,669
- Huh?
1385
01:14:17,670 --> 01:14:19,933
Who are you guys and
what are you up to?
1386
01:14:22,005 --> 01:14:23,079
- What are we up to?
1387
01:14:23,080 --> 01:14:25,269
Maybe we should be asking
you that question.
1388
01:14:25,270 --> 01:14:27,599
We're the ones that gave you
water and saved your life.
1389
01:14:27,600 --> 01:14:29,879
That's all, ingrate.
1390
01:14:29,880 --> 01:14:30,929
- My name's Hoffin.
1391
01:14:30,930 --> 01:14:32,049
This is Rascal.
1392
01:14:32,050 --> 01:14:34,379
We're certainly not robbers.
1393
01:14:34,380 --> 01:14:35,922
- Thank you, my two
heroes, but what
1394
01:14:35,923 --> 01:14:38,489
are you doing in
this desolate place?
1395
01:14:38,490 --> 01:14:40,739
- I don't know, why not ask him?
1396
01:14:40,740 --> 01:14:42,789
- Hey, I could go
around pointing fingers
1397
01:14:42,790 --> 01:14:43,829
if I wanted to.
1398
01:14:43,830 --> 01:14:45,649
- And you, how did you get here?
1399
01:14:45,650 --> 01:14:47,879
You were injured, weren't you?
1400
01:14:47,880 --> 01:14:50,229
- They call me
Shifty Bushranger.
1401
01:14:50,230 --> 01:14:51,929
I trade in medicines but a band
1402
01:14:51,930 --> 01:14:54,629
of robbers just grabbed
me, stole all my stock,
1403
01:14:54,630 --> 01:14:56,353
and beat me with no mercy.
1404
01:14:58,240 --> 01:15:00,139
- I don't believe you.
1405
01:15:00,140 --> 01:15:01,379
- Which way did they go?
1406
01:15:01,380 --> 01:15:03,159
We can still catch them.
1407
01:15:03,160 --> 01:15:05,069
- They're too far away now.
1408
01:15:05,070 --> 01:15:07,019
Forget it, they're long gone.
1409
01:15:07,020 --> 01:15:09,049
I'm just so glad to be alive.
1410
01:15:09,050 --> 01:15:10,929
Thank you for your kindnesses.
1411
01:15:10,930 --> 01:15:13,109
- It was no trouble,
none at all.
1412
01:15:13,110 --> 01:15:14,419
- So where are you going now?
1413
01:15:14,420 --> 01:15:16,359
- I will try and get
past the desert
1414
01:15:16,360 --> 01:15:18,999
and connect with family
on the other side
1415
01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:21,679
but I fear more robbers
are lurking about.
1416
01:15:21,680 --> 01:15:23,969
- Don't worry, no one
will dare hurt you
1417
01:15:23,970 --> 01:15:25,199
while I'm here.
1418
01:15:25,200 --> 01:15:28,453
- Oh my, you're such a
dear boy, thank you.
1419
01:15:28,454 --> 01:15:31,109
Rascal: Hoffin, a
word with you please.
1420
01:15:31,110 --> 01:15:32,393
- What is it, Rascal?
1421
01:15:33,260 --> 01:15:35,839
- Are you really thinking
of helping this guy?
1422
01:15:35,840 --> 01:15:38,449
- Sure, you can see
he's been robbed
1423
01:15:38,450 --> 01:15:40,806
and injured, we can't
just leave him here.
1424
01:15:40,807 --> 01:15:42,609
- But I think he's lying.
1425
01:15:42,610 --> 01:15:44,329
If he was just beaten, then why
1426
01:15:44,330 --> 01:15:46,228
is he covered in old scars?
1427
01:15:46,229 --> 01:15:47,830
- Hello?
1428
01:15:47,831 --> 01:15:48,664
- Hoffin.
1429
01:15:48,665 --> 01:15:50,429
- Have you seen him
do anything rotten?
1430
01:15:50,430 --> 01:15:52,283
How do you know he's a bad guy?
1431
01:15:53,260 --> 01:15:54,260
- Oh, well.
1432
01:15:55,540 --> 01:15:56,763
Rascal: Hoffin, wait.
1433
01:15:56,764 --> 01:15:59,269
- So Hoffin, where
are you two headed?
1434
01:15:59,270 --> 01:16:01,269
- Actually, we're a bit lost.
1435
01:16:01,270 --> 01:16:03,549
- Oh, I know the way from here.
1436
01:16:03,550 --> 01:16:05,229
I travel this route often.
1437
01:16:05,230 --> 01:16:07,249
We can walk together from here.
1438
01:16:07,250 --> 01:16:09,179
That is, if you trust me.
1439
01:16:09,180 --> 01:16:11,189
- That's great news,
just what we need.
1440
01:16:11,190 --> 01:16:12,379
Lead the way.
1441
01:16:12,380 --> 01:16:14,559
Rascal, let's go
with Mr. Bushranger.
1442
01:16:14,560 --> 01:16:17,139
He'll get us out of
this death trap.
1443
01:16:17,140 --> 01:16:18,939
- You'd best be on
your way, then.
1444
01:16:18,940 --> 01:16:21,379
I'm tired and I'm
gonna get some rest.
1445
01:16:21,380 --> 01:16:23,239
- You really don't wanna come?
1446
01:16:23,240 --> 01:16:24,073
I'm leaving.
1447
01:16:24,074 --> 01:16:25,839
- Well I'm staying.
1448
01:16:25,840 --> 01:16:28,360
- He's not coming, let's go.
1449
01:16:28,361 --> 01:16:29,361
- Okay.
1450
01:16:33,587 --> 01:16:35,004
- Hoffin, Hoffin!
1451
01:16:35,005 --> 01:16:36,949
You blind fool!
1452
01:16:36,950 --> 01:16:39,563
Don't you come crawling
back to me, do you hear me?
1453
01:16:50,194 --> 01:16:51,719
- Longmouth, Longmouth!
1454
01:16:51,720 --> 01:16:53,029
Don't die!
1455
01:16:53,030 --> 01:16:56,173
There are so many sweet
potatoes left to steal.
1456
01:16:56,174 --> 01:16:59,309
- Get off my back,
you stupid moron.
1457
01:16:59,310 --> 01:17:01,149
Help me up, come on.
1458
01:17:01,150 --> 01:17:02,569
- Oh, you're alright.
1459
01:17:02,570 --> 01:17:04,179
That's really great.
1460
01:17:04,180 --> 01:17:05,870
So where are we now then, huh?
1461
01:17:07,058 --> 01:17:08,929
That rotten crow always sends us
1462
01:17:08,930 --> 01:17:10,629
to these despicable outposts.
1463
01:17:10,630 --> 01:17:12,052
Do you see any treasure here?
1464
01:17:12,053 --> 01:17:14,689
I'll tell you, Bigeye,
we're gonna die here
1465
01:17:14,690 --> 01:17:16,879
on some wild goose chase.
1466
01:17:16,880 --> 01:17:19,220
- Wild goose, did
you say wild goose?
1467
01:17:19,221 --> 01:17:20,054
Where?
1468
01:17:20,055 --> 01:17:21,489
Where is it, show me.
1469
01:17:21,490 --> 01:17:23,123
- Okay, just be quiet.
1470
01:17:24,300 --> 01:17:25,863
- So how do we get out of here?
1471
01:17:27,348 --> 01:17:28,348
- That way.
1472
01:17:29,343 --> 01:17:31,749
- Longmouth, look, I
think that big wave
1473
01:17:31,750 --> 01:17:33,170
will take us out of here.
1474
01:17:36,140 --> 01:17:38,003
- It is awfully big.
1475
01:17:38,004 --> 01:17:39,353
What the, oh no!
1476
01:17:39,354 --> 01:17:40,919
It's a big
weasel-killing whirlwind
1477
01:17:40,920 --> 01:17:42,598
and it's gonna...
1478
01:17:46,926 --> 01:17:47,956
- Hoffin!
1479
01:17:47,957 --> 01:17:49,209
I wouldn't have suffered
all this craziness
1480
01:17:49,210 --> 01:17:51,999
if kitchen god
hadn't asked me to.
1481
01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:54,129
So where will I go now, eh?
1482
01:17:54,130 --> 01:17:57,273
Ah yeah, I'll go home, back
to my fishing village.
1483
01:18:02,892 --> 01:18:04,512
No, that's the last thing
I need to do right now
1484
01:18:04,513 --> 01:18:06,699
because I promised kitchen god
1485
01:18:06,700 --> 01:18:09,450
that I'd help Hoffin find all
the other sacred animals.
1486
01:18:10,320 --> 01:18:11,758
I must.
1487
01:18:11,759 --> 01:18:12,769
But I could hide
from the kitchen god
1488
01:18:12,770 --> 01:18:14,501
in the old neighborhood.
1489
01:18:17,087 --> 01:18:18,479
But what would he think of me
1490
01:18:18,480 --> 01:18:20,223
if he ever found out the truth?
1491
01:18:21,270 --> 01:18:25,119
- Oh Rascal, can you really
be this irresponsible?
1492
01:18:25,120 --> 01:18:27,249
- No, it's Hoffin!
1493
01:18:27,250 --> 01:18:28,419
He abandoned me!
1494
01:18:28,420 --> 01:18:31,869
- He's the star child and
you're a sacred animal!
1495
01:18:31,870 --> 01:18:34,649
Help him complete his
kung fu training, Rascal!
1496
01:18:34,650 --> 01:18:36,213
This is your mission!
1497
01:18:37,375 --> 01:18:39,339
- But really, how
sacred am I anyway?
1498
01:18:39,340 --> 01:18:41,329
I mean, when you look at
the other sacred animals,
1499
01:18:41,330 --> 01:18:43,608
they're all kung fu
masters, aren't they?
1500
01:18:43,609 --> 01:18:46,577
I'm just a regular rat.
1501
01:18:47,410 --> 01:18:49,889
- If you do not help
the rising star god
1502
01:18:49,890 --> 01:18:51,769
to prepare for his test, Nian
1503
01:18:51,770 --> 01:18:54,349
will plunge the earth
into eternal darkness
1504
01:18:54,350 --> 01:18:56,792
and wreak havoc on
all living things.
1505
01:18:56,793 --> 01:18:58,652
In the end, you and only you
1506
01:18:58,653 --> 01:19:02,299
will have been responsible
for this, my little friend.
1507
01:19:02,300 --> 01:19:04,349
- Me, responsible for all that?
1508
01:19:04,350 --> 01:19:06,043
- Yeah, for all that and more.
1509
01:19:06,980 --> 01:19:09,539
- Nobody understands the
good I've already done.
1510
01:19:09,540 --> 01:19:11,682
Nobody begins to
understand that.
1511
01:19:11,683 --> 01:19:13,839
- My friend, all the living
creatures you helped
1512
01:19:13,840 --> 01:19:16,909
to save shall remember
you as a glorious member
1513
01:19:16,910 --> 01:19:19,209
of the circle of 12.
1514
01:19:19,210 --> 01:19:20,239
- Whatever.
1515
01:19:20,240 --> 01:19:22,778
I won't give up on
him, kitchen god.
1516
01:19:22,779 --> 01:19:25,196
I'll carry out my assignment.
1517
01:19:26,698 --> 01:19:29,948
Hoffin, you owe me,
just remember that.
1518
01:19:35,629 --> 01:19:38,559
- Hoffin, you said you'd
protect me, didn't you?
1519
01:19:38,560 --> 01:19:41,469
But desert thieves can be
very vicious, you know?
1520
01:19:41,470 --> 01:19:43,569
- Hey, don't you
worry about them.
1521
01:19:43,570 --> 01:19:46,749
My diamond fist is ready
to take care of them.
1522
01:19:46,750 --> 01:19:48,449
I've handled plenty
of tough guys
1523
01:19:48,450 --> 01:19:49,629
like the three bruisers
1524
01:19:49,630 --> 01:19:51,819
and the boar brothers too.
1525
01:19:51,820 --> 01:19:52,829
- Uh-huh.
1526
01:19:52,830 --> 01:19:55,259
Care to demonstrate for me now?
1527
01:19:55,260 --> 01:19:56,260
- Sure thing.
1528
01:20:00,690 --> 01:20:02,399
- Oh bravo, Hoffin.
1529
01:20:02,400 --> 01:20:04,499
As long as you're
around, I needn't worry
1530
01:20:04,500 --> 01:20:06,319
about any robbers.
1531
01:20:06,320 --> 01:20:09,757
- No, Mr. Bushranger,
you can count on me.
1532
01:20:10,590 --> 01:20:12,313
Shifty: I believe
I'll do just that.
1533
01:20:16,440 --> 01:20:18,009
Male: Guys, we
haven't seen so much
1534
01:20:18,010 --> 01:20:20,189
as a shadow pass by all day.
1535
01:20:20,190 --> 01:20:21,769
Male Two: Yeah, and
what could we steal
1536
01:20:21,770 --> 01:20:24,369
in this no man's land anyway?
1537
01:20:24,370 --> 01:20:25,913
Male Three: You two pipe down.
1538
01:20:27,430 --> 01:20:28,263
Hoffin: Ah!
1539
01:20:28,264 --> 01:20:29,719
Group: Huh?
1540
01:20:29,720 --> 01:20:32,229
- Finally, a place where
we can rest at last.
1541
01:20:32,230 --> 01:20:34,179
Oh, I'm so tired.
1542
01:20:34,180 --> 01:20:35,899
- An inn in the
middle of nowhere
1543
01:20:35,900 --> 01:20:37,269
seems odd, Hoffin.
1544
01:20:37,270 --> 01:20:39,129
We should keep on our toes.
1545
01:20:39,130 --> 01:20:40,100
- Don't worry.
1546
01:20:40,101 --> 01:20:42,753
You'll be fine as long
as I'm here with you.
1547
01:20:45,300 --> 01:20:47,693
Are you fellow travelers
lost like we are?
1548
01:20:48,750 --> 01:20:51,137
- Yeah, the sandstorm
blew us off course
1549
01:20:51,138 --> 01:20:53,409
and then we got lost, right?
1550
01:20:53,410 --> 01:20:54,699
- Oh yeah.
1551
01:20:54,700 --> 01:20:55,700
We did too.
1552
01:20:56,757 --> 01:20:57,757
Huh?
1553
01:20:59,270 --> 01:21:00,270
Hey, what's that?
1554
01:21:02,130 --> 01:21:02,963
- Nothing.
1555
01:21:02,964 --> 01:21:05,169
We're who have lost
our merchandise
1556
01:21:05,170 --> 01:21:06,010
in the storm.
1557
01:21:06,011 --> 01:21:08,559
We keep the odd weapon
to protect ourselves
1558
01:21:08,560 --> 01:21:10,799
on the road, right guys?
1559
01:21:10,800 --> 01:21:12,210
- Yeah, yeah.
1560
01:21:12,211 --> 01:21:14,219
- Oh, so you're merchants.
1561
01:21:14,220 --> 01:21:17,673
But you dress as if, hey,
do you practice kung fu?
1562
01:21:19,020 --> 01:21:21,139
- Well robbers often
approach us on the road.
1563
01:21:21,140 --> 01:21:22,399
We need to know a
little something
1564
01:21:22,400 --> 01:21:24,589
to fight them off if need be.
1565
01:21:24,590 --> 01:21:25,423
- Oh, I see.
1566
01:21:25,424 --> 01:21:27,069
What styles do you practice?
1567
01:21:27,070 --> 01:21:29,669
How about we mix it
up a little bit?
1568
01:21:29,670 --> 01:21:30,503
- Huh?
1569
01:21:30,504 --> 01:21:33,509
I only know a little bit of
this and that, nothing special.
1570
01:21:33,510 --> 01:21:36,338
Showing you would be like
teaching fish to swim.
1571
01:21:36,339 --> 01:21:41,339
- Huh?
1572
01:21:53,813 --> 01:21:54,813
Oh!
1573
01:22:06,170 --> 01:22:07,003
- Be careful.
1574
01:22:07,004 --> 01:22:08,309
Unexpected visitor.
1575
01:22:08,310 --> 01:22:09,779
Does he look like
a robber to you?
1576
01:22:09,780 --> 01:22:11,680
He can't take his
eyes off your stuff.
1577
01:22:14,550 --> 01:22:17,649
- Just relax, huh, relax.
1578
01:22:17,650 --> 01:22:21,359
- Gentlemen, where are you from
and where are you heading?
1579
01:22:21,360 --> 01:22:23,549
- We're lost and
just seeking shelter
1580
01:22:23,550 --> 01:22:25,100
from the sandstorm.
1581
01:22:25,101 --> 01:22:27,899
We're humble traveling
traders, you see.
1582
01:22:27,900 --> 01:22:29,929
- Oh and you're
trading in knives
1583
01:22:29,930 --> 01:22:32,069
and swords then, is that right?
1584
01:22:32,070 --> 01:22:32,980
- Oh this?
1585
01:22:32,981 --> 01:22:35,839
This is just a little travel
insurance, that's all.
1586
01:22:35,840 --> 01:22:37,869
We all know how unsafe
it can be out there,
1587
01:22:37,870 --> 01:22:38,873
now don't we, huh?
1588
01:22:39,840 --> 01:22:40,840
Come on.
1589
01:22:41,506 --> 01:22:44,569
- When he gets around to us
tell him as little as possible.
1590
01:22:44,570 --> 01:22:45,570
Hoffin: Right.
1591
01:22:47,030 --> 01:22:48,429
- How about you two?
1592
01:22:48,430 --> 01:22:49,773
You also merchants?
1593
01:22:51,210 --> 01:22:53,839
- Yeah, I trade in medicines.
1594
01:22:53,840 --> 01:22:56,449
- Oh, a medicine merchant.
1595
01:22:56,450 --> 01:22:58,699
I see your left arm's injured.
1596
01:22:58,700 --> 01:23:01,329
So then, what happened to you?
1597
01:23:01,330 --> 01:23:03,719
- Well I was robbed of my stock
1598
01:23:03,720 --> 01:23:05,279
and injured into the bargain.
1599
01:23:05,280 --> 01:23:07,329
Luckily I met this
absolute angel
1600
01:23:07,330 --> 01:23:09,939
who saved me or I'd
be dead by now.
1601
01:23:09,940 --> 01:23:12,329
He really saved my life.
1602
01:23:12,330 --> 01:23:14,223
- Oh, really?
1603
01:23:15,150 --> 01:23:16,150
- Yes.
1604
01:23:16,980 --> 01:23:18,789
- Hey, it seems to me this horse
1605
01:23:18,790 --> 01:23:20,579
is trying to steal our mark.
1606
01:23:20,580 --> 01:23:21,839
Male: Yeah, but we
saw the green guy
1607
01:23:21,840 --> 01:23:22,810
and the kid first.
1608
01:23:22,811 --> 01:23:24,559
The horse can't just
butt in like that.
1609
01:23:24,560 --> 01:23:26,560
Male Two: Zip it,
guys, let me think.
1610
01:23:29,483 --> 01:23:31,133
- Help me somebody!
1611
01:23:34,180 --> 01:23:36,478
- I know it must be
lunch time by now.
1612
01:23:36,479 --> 01:23:38,209
How long do I have to stay here?
1613
01:23:38,210 --> 01:23:40,329
- Until the stupid fairy
comes to save you.
1614
01:23:40,330 --> 01:23:42,433
Oh, my arms are killing me!
1615
01:23:50,440 --> 01:23:52,799
- Longmouth, I feel dizzy!
1616
01:23:52,800 --> 01:23:54,850
Longmouth: Dizzy, I'm
dying over here.
1617
01:24:03,841 --> 01:24:07,674
- Does he realize who I am?
1618
01:24:11,892 --> 01:24:13,741
- We're falling, Bigeye!
1619
01:24:16,528 --> 01:24:17,528
- Now!
1620
01:24:19,511 --> 01:24:20,561
- You won't catch me!
1621
01:24:22,320 --> 01:24:23,320
- It's you!
1622
01:24:25,427 --> 01:24:26,509
Get out of my way!
1623
01:24:26,510 --> 01:24:29,073
- Whatever that
lizard's got is ours!
1624
01:24:34,372 --> 01:24:35,789
- Wow, he's good!
1625
01:24:37,053 --> 01:24:37,886
Stop thief!
1626
01:24:37,887 --> 01:24:39,559
Keep away from Mr. Bushranger!
1627
01:24:39,560 --> 01:24:41,289
Horse: He's stolen
the grassland pearl.
1628
01:24:41,290 --> 01:24:42,529
Get out of my way.
1629
01:24:42,530 --> 01:24:45,169
- Hey, did you hear him
say grassland pearl?
1630
01:24:45,170 --> 01:24:47,829
- Yes I did, and the
little brat's here too.
1631
01:24:47,830 --> 01:24:49,929
- I have no time
to argue with you.
1632
01:24:49,930 --> 01:24:51,359
Stay out of this.
1633
01:24:51,360 --> 01:24:53,513
- You need a taste
of the diamond fist!
1634
01:25:01,150 --> 01:25:04,373
As long as I'm here,
you'll harm no one.
1635
01:25:10,290 --> 01:25:11,869
- I'm warning you, child.
1636
01:25:11,870 --> 01:25:13,262
- And I'm warning you!
1637
01:25:13,263 --> 01:25:14,596
Leave him alone!
1638
01:25:18,660 --> 01:25:19,493
Horse: Thief!
1639
01:25:19,494 --> 01:25:22,133
Give the grassland
pearl back to me!
1640
01:25:36,552 --> 01:25:37,385
- It's you!
1641
01:25:37,386 --> 01:25:39,953
- Hoffin, is that
horrible robber gone yet?
1642
01:25:41,170 --> 01:25:43,259
- That low life
lizard's back again.
1643
01:25:43,260 --> 01:25:46,343
- I thought you'd left for
good, Mr. Bushranger.
1644
01:25:47,183 --> 01:25:49,019
- Eh, I didn't go far.
1645
01:25:49,020 --> 01:25:52,229
I just ran away and hid
down a hole for a bit.
1646
01:25:52,230 --> 01:25:56,279
- Oh, well I was worried
that horse might've got you.
1647
01:25:56,280 --> 01:25:58,669
- You were so brave
just now, Hoffin.
1648
01:25:58,670 --> 01:25:59,949
You're my little hero.
1649
01:25:59,950 --> 01:26:01,409
I would certainly
have been attacked
1650
01:26:01,410 --> 01:26:03,759
by him and probably
robbed if it were not
1651
01:26:03,760 --> 01:26:05,799
for you, my friend.
1652
01:26:05,800 --> 01:26:07,889
- Don't worry, any of those guys
1653
01:26:07,890 --> 01:26:09,829
would have to go
through me to get you.
1654
01:26:09,830 --> 01:26:13,269
- Hey Hoffin, what about
those three merchants?
1655
01:26:13,270 --> 01:26:14,839
Where are they?
1656
01:26:14,840 --> 01:26:17,379
- After you ran away, they
fought with that horse
1657
01:26:17,380 --> 01:26:18,669
but he took care of each of them
1658
01:26:18,670 --> 01:26:21,289
with a single blow
but I have no idea
1659
01:26:21,290 --> 01:26:23,209
where they might have gone to.
1660
01:26:23,210 --> 01:26:24,210
- They went away?
1661
01:26:25,900 --> 01:26:27,519
Maybe it's just as well.
1662
01:26:27,520 --> 01:26:29,739
We don't want too
many people around.
1663
01:26:29,740 --> 01:26:31,499
I tell you what, we'll
rest here tonight
1664
01:26:31,500 --> 01:26:33,209
and hit the road tomorrow.
1665
01:26:33,210 --> 01:26:34,469
What do you say, huh?
1666
01:26:34,470 --> 01:26:35,470
- Okay.
1667
01:26:38,610 --> 01:26:41,537
- Good, nobody's noticed us.
1668
01:26:42,420 --> 01:26:43,679
This is Hoffin's room.
1669
01:26:43,680 --> 01:26:46,319
The grassland pearl
could be in here.
1670
01:26:46,320 --> 01:26:47,153
Check it out.
1671
01:26:47,153 --> 01:26:48,020
- It's always me.
1672
01:26:48,021 --> 01:26:49,885
- Get on with it.
1673
01:26:49,886 --> 01:26:50,886
Pathetic.
1674
01:26:54,363 --> 01:26:55,632
I hate this place.
1675
01:26:55,633 --> 01:26:56,466
Bigeye: Hey Longmouth!
1676
01:26:56,467 --> 01:26:57,733
- You got it?
1677
01:26:57,734 --> 01:26:58,700
Bigeye: No, I found this.
1678
01:26:58,701 --> 01:26:59,853
- Why you!
1679
01:27:00,740 --> 01:27:01,933
Stop thinking of food.
1680
01:27:03,330 --> 01:27:04,859
Come on.
1681
01:27:04,860 --> 01:27:05,860
- Okay.
1682
01:27:08,840 --> 01:27:10,409
- If it's not Hoffin's room,
1683
01:27:10,410 --> 01:27:11,939
it must be the lizard's room.
1684
01:27:11,940 --> 01:27:13,649
I'll go and have a look.
1685
01:27:13,650 --> 01:27:14,650
- Okay.
1686
01:27:20,956 --> 01:27:21,956
- Huh?
1687
01:27:27,088 --> 01:27:28,777
Where is the grassland pearl?
1688
01:27:30,321 --> 01:27:31,936
Huh?
1689
01:27:31,937 --> 01:27:34,991
Shifty: No, don't steal
my beautiful gem, no!
1690
01:27:34,992 --> 01:27:37,244
Longmouth: Oh, it must be here!
1691
01:27:38,730 --> 01:27:40,423
- Grassland pearl.
1692
01:27:43,101 --> 01:27:45,843
I'll be rich, so filthy rich.
1693
01:27:46,700 --> 01:27:47,907
Oh, I love riches.
1694
01:27:49,061 --> 01:27:52,061
I'm gonna be rich,
rich, rich, rich.
1695
01:27:56,173 --> 01:27:59,399
Longmouth: Now that's
what I call a treasure.
1696
01:27:59,400 --> 01:28:00,647
- Yum!
1697
01:28:00,648 --> 01:28:01,481
Longmouth: Bigeyes!
1698
01:28:01,481 --> 01:28:02,481
- Yeah.
1699
01:28:03,147 --> 01:28:04,569
You found the pearl,
huh, that's great.
1700
01:28:04,570 --> 01:28:05,689
- It's inside here.
1701
01:28:05,690 --> 01:28:07,669
- Yippee, well done!
1702
01:28:07,670 --> 01:28:09,329
- Sh, keep it down, will ya?
1703
01:28:09,330 --> 01:28:11,069
It's so dangerous
out here we gotta
1704
01:28:11,070 --> 01:28:12,619
think of a good place to hide it
1705
01:28:12,620 --> 01:28:14,779
so no one can steal it from us.
1706
01:28:14,780 --> 01:28:16,339
- Okay.
1707
01:28:16,340 --> 01:28:17,340
- Move!
1708
01:28:22,491 --> 01:28:23,324
- But I think he
1709
01:28:23,325 --> 01:28:24,778
made up this whole thing.
1710
01:28:24,779 --> 01:28:26,409
He says he was just beaten
1711
01:28:26,410 --> 01:28:29,829
so why is he covered in
old scars, not new ones.
1712
01:28:29,830 --> 01:28:31,689
- They call me
Shifty Bushranger,
1713
01:28:31,690 --> 01:28:34,169
I trade in medicines
but a band of robbers
1714
01:28:34,170 --> 01:28:36,839
just grabbed me, stole
my stock and beat me
1715
01:28:36,840 --> 01:28:38,153
with no mercy.
1716
01:28:40,060 --> 01:28:41,956
- No, I'm not going.
1717
01:28:41,957 --> 01:28:43,816
- You don't wanna come?
1718
01:28:43,817 --> 01:28:45,870
Well I'm leaving.
1719
01:28:45,871 --> 01:28:46,790
- It's not good this way.
1720
01:28:46,791 --> 01:28:48,293
I wish Rascal was here.
1721
01:28:55,130 --> 01:28:57,253
Rascal, where are you?
1722
01:28:59,710 --> 01:29:02,319
- Right, it's me
again, kitchen god.
1723
01:29:02,320 --> 01:29:05,319
You know I've always tried to
be a fairly upstanding rat.
1724
01:29:05,320 --> 01:29:06,899
It's killing me that
there's no one there
1725
01:29:06,900 --> 01:29:08,943
to help the star
child in his quest.
1726
01:29:10,094 --> 01:29:12,799
And yet at the same time,
1727
01:29:12,800 --> 01:29:16,149
I really want to smack him
silly for his foolishness.
1728
01:29:16,150 --> 01:29:18,589
Now I'm in this creepy
place all alone
1729
01:29:18,590 --> 01:29:19,923
wondering if I'm safe.
1730
01:29:20,980 --> 01:29:22,079
What's that noise?
1731
01:29:22,080 --> 01:29:24,339
Is it a monster or robbers?
1732
01:29:24,340 --> 01:29:25,223
What is it?
1733
01:29:25,224 --> 01:29:26,629
I can hardly breathe.
1734
01:29:26,630 --> 01:29:27,463
I've had it.
1735
01:29:27,463 --> 01:29:28,463
I'm sure it heard me.
1736
01:29:53,570 --> 01:29:56,079
Sh, sh, be quiet Rascal.
1737
01:29:56,080 --> 01:29:57,080
I'm so scared!
1738
01:29:59,920 --> 01:30:02,167
I'll throw it this
time, I swear I will!
1739
01:30:04,201 --> 01:30:05,201
I will!
1740
01:30:05,910 --> 01:30:07,813
- Hey little friend,
who are you?
1741
01:30:09,180 --> 01:30:10,793
Why are you here?
1742
01:30:14,820 --> 01:30:18,045
- My name's Rascal,
and what's yours?
1743
01:30:18,878 --> 01:30:19,939
- Catchy name.
1744
01:30:19,940 --> 01:30:21,139
Call me Guardian.
1745
01:30:21,140 --> 01:30:22,793
I watch over this place.
1746
01:30:23,690 --> 01:30:24,759
- Guardian?
1747
01:30:24,760 --> 01:30:27,029
It's so late now,
why are you here?
1748
01:30:27,030 --> 01:30:28,479
You scared me.
1749
01:30:28,480 --> 01:30:29,956
What do you want?
1750
01:30:29,957 --> 01:30:31,439
- Well I was chasing a thief.
1751
01:30:31,440 --> 01:30:33,639
Why don't you find a
safer place to rest.
1752
01:30:33,640 --> 01:30:34,729
Here is no good.
1753
01:30:34,730 --> 01:30:37,079
The sandstorm will more
than likely fill this place
1754
01:30:37,080 --> 01:30:38,050
by morning.
1755
01:30:38,051 --> 01:30:40,369
If you stay here, you're
gonna be buried alive
1756
01:30:40,370 --> 01:30:41,943
and you'll probably die.
1757
01:30:42,870 --> 01:30:44,220
- Why should I believe you?
1758
01:30:48,200 --> 01:30:50,319
- If you wish to stay,
you better pray hard
1759
01:30:50,320 --> 01:30:51,869
to the gods of the wind.
1760
01:30:51,870 --> 01:30:54,470
They might just give you a
special pass, little rat.
1761
01:31:08,467 --> 01:31:10,059
- I think I'll go with you.
1762
01:31:10,060 --> 01:31:11,110
- Now you believe me.
1763
01:31:12,453 --> 01:31:14,654
- Ah, you're a sacred animal!
1764
01:31:14,655 --> 01:31:16,679
- So Hoffin really
is the star child.
1765
01:31:16,680 --> 01:31:17,743
- He's a robber.
1766
01:31:18,968 --> 01:31:20,199
Hoffin.
1767
01:31:20,200 --> 01:31:21,309
- What was that move?
1768
01:31:21,310 --> 01:31:23,313
- I call it the shadowless kick.
1769
01:31:24,500 --> 01:31:25,679
- You shifty weasels.
1770
01:31:25,680 --> 01:31:28,764
You stole my treasure and
you dare to deceive me?
1771
01:31:28,765 --> 01:31:29,765
- No, don't!
1772
01:31:31,873 --> 01:31:32,873
- Help!
1773
01:31:37,396 --> 01:31:39,000
- You are a bunch of fools!
1774
01:31:39,001 --> 01:31:41,168
I want my grassland pearl!
1774
01:31:42,305 --> 01:31:48,331
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