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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,693 --> 00:00:04,693 (adventurous music) 2 00:01:32,297 --> 00:01:34,450 - You just wait and see! 3 00:01:34,450 --> 00:01:37,614 You'll regret this day, I promise! 4 00:01:37,614 --> 00:01:39,570 My big brother Razorback is the leader 5 00:01:39,570 --> 00:01:41,183 of the Wild Boar Gang. 6 00:01:43,390 --> 00:01:45,586 - Head of the Wild Boar Gang? 7 00:01:45,586 --> 00:01:48,523 (laughing) 8 00:01:48,523 --> 00:01:49,780 - Huh? 9 00:01:49,780 --> 00:01:51,280 What happened to me just now? 10 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:53,150 - I was about to ask you. 11 00:01:53,150 --> 00:01:55,390 All I know is you beat the stuffing 12 00:01:55,390 --> 00:01:57,206 out of that Hogwild. 13 00:01:57,206 --> 00:02:00,080 (laughing) 14 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:01,956 - That was quite impressive. 15 00:02:01,956 --> 00:02:02,900 (laughing) 16 00:02:02,900 --> 00:02:05,040 - Well sir, though I've driven that hooligan 17 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:07,840 out of your shop for you, no thanks is necessary. 18 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:09,653 Some noodles will suffice. 19 00:02:10,494 --> 00:02:11,327 (laughing) 20 00:02:11,327 --> 00:02:12,160 - No way. 21 00:02:13,790 --> 00:02:15,430 Son, look around there and there. 22 00:02:15,430 --> 00:02:17,113 Look at the state of my shop. 23 00:02:18,810 --> 00:02:19,750 You'll need to pay me, boy. 24 00:02:19,750 --> 00:02:21,543 More than a bowl of noodles. 25 00:02:22,425 --> 00:02:23,258 - What? 26 00:02:26,409 --> 00:02:30,540 But we don't have any money. 27 00:02:30,540 --> 00:02:31,755 - Oh. 28 00:02:31,755 --> 00:02:32,588 (laughing) 29 00:02:32,588 --> 00:02:34,850 I could do with some help here in the shop. 30 00:02:34,850 --> 00:02:36,640 You can stay here and help me out. 31 00:02:36,640 --> 00:02:37,930 What do you say, kid? 32 00:02:37,930 --> 00:02:38,913 We got a deal? 33 00:02:39,876 --> 00:02:40,959 - Yeah, okay. 34 00:02:54,025 --> 00:02:55,200 - Longmouth, if we follow him 35 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:57,730 we'll get something tasty to eat. 36 00:02:57,730 --> 00:03:00,130 - Hey, will you shut up about food? 37 00:03:00,130 --> 00:03:03,360 Didn't you hear what that dimwit just said? 38 00:03:03,360 --> 00:03:05,650 If this guy really has an influential brother 39 00:03:05,650 --> 00:03:10,223 as he claims then Hoffin ain't gonna have a chance. 40 00:03:11,500 --> 00:03:12,400 Come on, let's go. 41 00:03:13,962 --> 00:03:15,680 (heavy breathing) 42 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:17,240 - Boy, that made me mad. 43 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:20,130 Embarrassing me like that in a public place. 44 00:03:20,130 --> 00:03:23,001 It's not over, you little runt! 45 00:03:23,001 --> 00:03:24,751 Ow, that really hurt! 46 00:03:27,997 --> 00:03:30,230 No, I won't let it go! 47 00:03:30,230 --> 00:03:32,273 My brother will help me take revenge. 48 00:03:35,420 --> 00:03:38,120 We're gonna turn you inside out, trouble maker. 49 00:03:38,120 --> 00:03:39,640 Take that and that! 50 00:03:40,718 --> 00:03:42,968 (crashing) 51 00:03:44,967 --> 00:03:47,217 (laughing) 52 00:03:48,910 --> 00:03:51,353 What are you laughing at, you little pipsqueak? 53 00:03:54,848 --> 00:03:57,098 (growling) 54 00:03:58,729 --> 00:04:01,210 (sobbing) 55 00:04:01,210 --> 00:04:04,443 I can't even take on a little hedgehog! 56 00:04:06,113 --> 00:04:08,273 I got nothing to live for now! 57 00:04:09,670 --> 00:04:11,470 Somebody kill me, kill me! 58 00:04:13,283 --> 00:04:15,533 (spitting) 59 00:04:19,020 --> 00:04:19,853 Huh? 60 00:04:19,853 --> 00:04:20,730 - Excuse me, sir. 61 00:04:20,730 --> 00:04:24,265 Are you by any chance the legendary warrior hero Hogwild? 62 00:04:24,265 --> 00:04:26,380 Hiya, I'm Longmouth and this is Bigeye. 63 00:04:26,380 --> 00:04:27,980 You see, we're here to help you. 64 00:04:29,312 --> 00:04:31,360 - I don't need anybody's help. 65 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:32,960 - We heard that your big brother 66 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:36,000 is the celebrated kung fu master, Mr. Razorback, 67 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,210 and we would very much like to have a word with him 68 00:04:38,210 --> 00:04:40,221 as head of the Wild Boar Club. 69 00:04:40,221 --> 00:04:42,810 - Go ahead, find him, what's it to me? 70 00:04:42,810 --> 00:04:45,250 - Oh, I just thought we three might 71 00:04:45,250 --> 00:04:47,160 ask Mr. Razorback about getting even 72 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:49,670 with that little kid but if you think it's best, 73 00:04:49,670 --> 00:04:51,223 we'll just try it alone. 74 00:04:52,090 --> 00:04:54,130 - What little kid are you talking about? 75 00:04:54,130 --> 00:04:55,660 - You know who I'm talking about. 76 00:04:55,660 --> 00:04:58,060 The little punk who met you at the noodle house. 77 00:04:59,206 --> 00:05:01,500 - Are you serious? 78 00:05:01,500 --> 00:05:04,890 - You see, I've already come up with a cunning plan 79 00:05:04,890 --> 00:05:08,240 but we need to convince your brother to back us up. 80 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:09,890 - Fine, I'll take you to him now. 81 00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:17,782 - Cloudhand, hurry it up, will ya? 82 00:05:17,782 --> 00:05:18,728 (laughing) 83 00:05:18,728 --> 00:05:19,561 - You've got it, mister. 84 00:05:19,561 --> 00:05:20,663 It's coming right up. 85 00:05:27,789 --> 00:05:28,622 - Huh? 86 00:05:30,610 --> 00:05:33,174 I'm sick of making dough all day. 87 00:05:33,174 --> 00:05:35,043 - Huh? 88 00:05:37,730 --> 00:05:39,080 Cloudhand: Smells great. 89 00:05:42,610 --> 00:05:43,443 - Wow! 90 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:47,793 - Man, what a technique! 91 00:05:50,423 --> 00:05:51,256 - Awesome. 92 00:05:53,760 --> 00:05:54,593 - Wow! 93 00:05:58,980 --> 00:06:00,380 - It's almost ready, fellas. 94 00:06:04,405 --> 00:06:05,962 Coming through. 95 00:06:05,962 --> 00:06:06,873 - You know, I have this funny feeling 96 00:06:06,873 --> 00:06:09,350 that this is no ordinary pig. 97 00:06:09,350 --> 00:06:10,183 Easy! 98 00:06:10,183 --> 00:06:11,310 - Dough, dough, dough. 99 00:06:11,310 --> 00:06:13,793 Oh, I should never have agreed to this. 100 00:06:13,793 --> 00:06:14,905 Hiya! 101 00:06:14,905 --> 00:06:19,210 - Stop it or we'll get another 10 years in here, Hoffin. 102 00:06:19,210 --> 00:06:20,043 (grunting) 103 00:06:20,043 --> 00:06:21,980 Cloudhand: Is the dough ready? 104 00:06:21,980 --> 00:06:23,613 Hoffin: Huh? 105 00:06:23,613 --> 00:06:24,939 - Ah! 106 00:06:24,939 --> 00:06:26,664 (laughing) 107 00:06:26,664 --> 00:06:27,933 - Huh, what's so funny? 108 00:06:27,933 --> 00:06:29,810 (laughing) 109 00:06:29,810 --> 00:06:30,643 - Here. 110 00:06:32,761 --> 00:06:33,594 - Huh? 111 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:35,313 Oh. 112 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:38,826 Hiya! 113 00:06:38,826 --> 00:06:39,761 (chopping) 114 00:06:39,761 --> 00:06:40,956 Ya! 115 00:06:40,956 --> 00:06:43,252 (yelling) 116 00:06:43,252 --> 00:06:45,419 (sighing) 117 00:06:46,894 --> 00:06:49,144 (shouting) 118 00:06:50,168 --> 00:06:53,657 (plates shattering) 119 00:06:53,657 --> 00:06:55,907 (laughing) 120 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:03,020 - We need some tables and chairs out here 121 00:07:03,020 --> 00:07:05,750 and don't forget to wash those dishes. 122 00:07:05,750 --> 00:07:07,370 - Good job. 123 00:07:07,370 --> 00:07:10,495 Well, everything seems to be in order here. 124 00:07:10,495 --> 00:07:12,016 Keep it up. 125 00:07:12,016 --> 00:07:12,849 - Ha! 126 00:07:14,250 --> 00:07:15,410 So many chores. 127 00:07:15,410 --> 00:07:17,303 I've only got two hands. 128 00:07:18,660 --> 00:07:19,493 - Hey! 129 00:07:20,341 --> 00:07:21,390 - Why did I say yes? 130 00:07:21,390 --> 00:07:23,350 - Wow, that was one dirty dish cloth. 131 00:07:23,350 --> 00:07:27,350 Listen to Mr. Poor, poor me, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear! 132 00:07:27,350 --> 00:07:28,380 - I'm gonna scream! 133 00:07:28,380 --> 00:07:30,000 - Go ahead and scream, Hoffin. 134 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:32,743 And then you can stop your moaning, you big baby. 135 00:07:33,880 --> 00:07:35,860 - Stop calling me a baby, you. 136 00:07:35,860 --> 00:07:37,360 Or else I'll make you into noodles 137 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:39,570 and that'll be the end of you, do you hear me? 138 00:07:39,570 --> 00:07:40,410 Well then. 139 00:07:40,410 --> 00:07:41,713 Cloudhand: Put away the tofu. 140 00:07:43,030 --> 00:07:46,710 - Make dough and cut vegetables all day everyday. 141 00:07:46,710 --> 00:07:47,887 Now comes the tofu. 142 00:07:47,887 --> 00:07:50,610 I have more important things to do. 143 00:07:50,610 --> 00:07:53,273 Wait, I'm not done talking yet. 144 00:07:56,530 --> 00:07:58,780 (shouting) 145 00:08:02,039 --> 00:08:03,370 - Whoopsy daisy. 146 00:08:03,370 --> 00:08:04,953 Baby. 147 00:08:04,953 --> 00:08:05,786 (laughing) 148 00:08:05,786 --> 00:08:08,370 (growling) 149 00:08:08,370 --> 00:08:09,203 Let me go! 150 00:08:09,203 --> 00:08:11,325 - Go ahead and laugh at me, you traitor. 151 00:08:11,325 --> 00:08:12,158 (laughing) 152 00:08:12,158 --> 00:08:13,780 - A task may be great or small 153 00:08:13,780 --> 00:08:15,840 but in the small tasks lie the seat 154 00:08:15,840 --> 00:08:17,110 of a great reward. 155 00:08:17,110 --> 00:08:20,420 If you understand this, success will be yours. 156 00:08:20,420 --> 00:08:21,883 - So what is it your saying? 157 00:08:24,732 --> 00:08:26,982 (laughing) 158 00:08:29,724 --> 00:08:30,557 - Hiya! 159 00:08:32,565 --> 00:08:33,565 - Hey, whoa! 160 00:08:35,120 --> 00:08:36,800 - That's just a block of tofu. 161 00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:38,780 What's so special about that? 162 00:08:38,780 --> 00:08:39,770 - You're right. 163 00:08:39,770 --> 00:08:41,450 There's nothing special about it. 164 00:08:41,450 --> 00:08:44,700 It certainly can't compare with your important business. 165 00:08:44,700 --> 00:08:47,110 - You know this and yet you still won't let me go. 166 00:08:47,110 --> 00:08:48,713 - Oh, you wanna leave? 167 00:08:49,819 --> 00:08:51,010 - Ow! 168 00:08:51,010 --> 00:08:52,000 Hey! 169 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:53,223 You don't believe me? 170 00:08:54,170 --> 00:08:57,360 I'm a student of the Diamond Fist, you know. 171 00:08:57,360 --> 00:09:00,330 (shouting) 172 00:09:00,330 --> 00:09:01,163 - Impressive. 173 00:09:01,163 --> 00:09:03,870 Since you're a kung fu ace, I guess this next thing 174 00:09:03,870 --> 00:09:05,920 will be much too easy for you. 175 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:06,980 - Most likely. 176 00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:08,550 What is it? 177 00:09:08,550 --> 00:09:11,027 - Just to catch a block of tofu. 178 00:09:11,027 --> 00:09:12,218 (laughing) 179 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:13,243 - No problem, throw it. 180 00:09:14,258 --> 00:09:15,820 Huh? 181 00:09:15,820 --> 00:09:17,055 Cloudhand: Catch. 182 00:09:17,055 --> 00:09:18,100 - Hiya! 183 00:09:18,100 --> 00:09:18,933 Got it. 184 00:09:18,933 --> 00:09:20,630 Oh wait, what happened? 185 00:09:20,630 --> 00:09:21,463 Huh? 186 00:09:23,327 --> 00:09:24,817 (laughing) 187 00:09:24,817 --> 00:09:26,997 Come on, do it again. 188 00:09:26,997 --> 00:09:28,363 - Here boy, catch. 189 00:09:29,921 --> 00:09:30,754 - What, again? 190 00:09:33,241 --> 00:09:34,610 Huh? 191 00:09:34,610 --> 00:09:37,523 - All that top quality tofu down the drain. 192 00:09:38,818 --> 00:09:39,700 (laughing) 193 00:09:39,700 --> 00:09:42,070 - Young man, you've suffered enough. 194 00:09:42,070 --> 00:09:43,677 Listen, life is a mirror. 195 00:09:43,677 --> 00:09:46,320 You smile into it and it smiles back. 196 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:49,017 Take it easy, it's nothing you can't handle. 197 00:09:51,237 --> 00:09:52,070 - Hoffin? 198 00:09:53,953 --> 00:09:56,203 (laughing) 199 00:10:02,919 --> 00:10:04,235 Razorback: Ha! 200 00:10:04,235 --> 00:10:05,068 Rah! 201 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:08,902 Hogwild: They attacked me, they jumped me, 202 00:10:08,902 --> 00:10:10,152 they jumped me! 203 00:10:11,666 --> 00:10:14,126 (grunting) 204 00:10:14,126 --> 00:10:15,930 Bigeye: Ow! 205 00:10:15,930 --> 00:10:17,480 Razorback: What did you say? 206 00:10:18,473 --> 00:10:21,680 - Razorback, they attacked me, they jumped me! 207 00:10:21,680 --> 00:10:23,080 Listen! 208 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:24,173 Oh please, listen! 209 00:10:25,749 --> 00:10:27,362 (growling) 210 00:10:27,362 --> 00:10:28,797 - What? 211 00:10:28,797 --> 00:10:30,201 - Hey brother! 212 00:10:30,201 --> 00:10:31,034 - Hm. 213 00:10:32,773 --> 00:10:34,298 - Hey, didn't you hear me? 214 00:10:34,298 --> 00:10:36,240 I was roughed up big time. 215 00:10:36,240 --> 00:10:37,680 - Go on, go on. 216 00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:39,940 I tell you, they're disgracing the honorable house 217 00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:40,810 of Razorback. 218 00:10:40,810 --> 00:10:43,260 - Yeah man, and they threatened us. 219 00:10:43,260 --> 00:10:45,690 They said they'd ram our teeth down our throats 220 00:10:45,690 --> 00:10:48,010 if they ever caught us in the town square again. 221 00:10:48,010 --> 00:10:50,170 We've gotta uphold the honor of the gang, 222 00:10:50,170 --> 00:10:51,280 ain't we, brother? 223 00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:52,830 - I guess you'd be the expert 224 00:10:52,830 --> 00:10:55,930 on shaming the house of Razorback, wouldn't you? 225 00:10:55,930 --> 00:10:57,663 Time you learned a lesson. 226 00:10:59,850 --> 00:11:02,100 (grunting) 227 00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:09,330 - I just got creamed and you won't help me. 228 00:11:09,330 --> 00:11:11,280 - You don't have to take that from him. 229 00:11:12,733 --> 00:11:15,066 (shivering) 230 00:11:17,570 --> 00:11:19,990 - We're brothers but it's not my job 231 00:11:19,990 --> 00:11:21,753 to keep cleaning up after you. 232 00:11:22,710 --> 00:11:26,040 Now dump these losers and get some real friends! 233 00:11:36,230 --> 00:11:37,600 Voice: Humidity is low. 234 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:39,303 Take care against fire. 235 00:11:45,911 --> 00:11:48,161 - [Hoffin Voiceover] I'll catch it this time. 236 00:11:50,776 --> 00:11:51,609 - Ha! 237 00:11:52,499 --> 00:11:53,666 - Here you go. 238 00:11:55,930 --> 00:11:57,710 - Oh, I can't believe this. 239 00:11:57,710 --> 00:11:58,790 Okay, come on. 240 00:11:58,790 --> 00:12:01,821 - Remember, Cloudhand was saving this tofu for later. 241 00:12:01,821 --> 00:12:04,530 What'll he do when he finds out it's all smashed? 242 00:12:04,530 --> 00:12:06,890 - Leave that to me, just throw it over here. 243 00:12:06,890 --> 00:12:08,708 - Okay, Hoffin. 244 00:12:08,708 --> 00:12:10,270 It's your funeral. 245 00:12:10,270 --> 00:12:11,887 - Hurry up! 246 00:12:11,887 --> 00:12:14,220 (splatting) 247 00:12:15,180 --> 00:12:16,013 Again! 248 00:12:16,013 --> 00:12:16,846 Rascal: Last chunk. 249 00:12:18,190 --> 00:12:20,270 - Oh, I know I can do it again. 250 00:12:20,270 --> 00:12:22,520 - Phew, I'm exhausted. 251 00:12:22,520 --> 00:12:24,150 I really need to have a little lie down. 252 00:12:24,150 --> 00:12:25,440 - Rascal, come on, let's go! 253 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:26,720 - What, let's go? 254 00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:28,333 I'm sorry, my young friend. 255 00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:30,710 No tofu left. 256 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:34,960 - Huh? 257 00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:37,030 Why didn't you tell me we were running out. 258 00:12:37,030 --> 00:12:39,770 I thought we still had plenty left. 259 00:12:39,770 --> 00:12:41,090 - I told you, Hoffin. 260 00:12:41,090 --> 00:12:44,460 - Well, you need to get me some more tofu, Rascal. 261 00:12:44,460 --> 00:12:45,950 - Hey, now you're losing your grip 262 00:12:45,950 --> 00:12:47,170 in more ways than one. 263 00:12:47,170 --> 00:12:48,750 Ow, let me go! 264 00:12:48,750 --> 00:12:51,200 - You're a sacred animal ordered by the kitchen god 265 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:52,033 to help me out. 266 00:12:52,033 --> 00:12:54,040 If you don't do it then when I see him, 267 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:57,470 I'm gonna tell him about every bumbling move you've made! 268 00:12:57,470 --> 00:12:58,570 - You wouldn't dare! 269 00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:04,315 Hoffin: We've gotta get fresh tofu in here before noon. 270 00:13:04,315 --> 00:13:05,927 - You've completely lost your mind. 271 00:13:05,927 --> 00:13:08,033 He's lost his mind here! 272 00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:18,687 I've been away from home for a while now. 273 00:13:18,687 --> 00:13:21,613 Kitchen god, when will I see your face again? 274 00:13:23,961 --> 00:13:26,944 Kitchen god, I miss you. 275 00:13:26,944 --> 00:13:29,194 When will this all be over? 276 00:13:37,469 --> 00:13:38,302 Eh? 277 00:13:41,666 --> 00:13:44,176 That noodle guy, Cloudhand. 278 00:13:44,176 --> 00:13:48,823 Why is it I feel there's something strange about him? 279 00:13:48,823 --> 00:13:51,490 I get the feeling he doesn't belong here. 280 00:13:51,490 --> 00:13:52,830 I don't know. 281 00:13:52,830 --> 00:13:56,083 That constant smile, those secret kung fu skills. 282 00:13:58,763 --> 00:14:00,293 Well, could he be? 283 00:14:01,201 --> 00:14:02,857 No, no. 284 00:14:02,857 --> 00:14:04,507 Impossible for noodle king to be, 285 00:14:05,392 --> 00:14:07,940 ah, I'm reading too much into it. 286 00:14:07,940 --> 00:14:10,953 Voice: Humidity is low, take care against fire. 287 00:14:16,823 --> 00:14:18,270 - Tofu, tofu! 288 00:14:18,270 --> 00:14:20,480 My kingdom for some tofu! 289 00:14:26,706 --> 00:14:28,456 Where can I get some tofu for Hoff? 290 00:14:29,690 --> 00:14:32,090 Hey, it smells like tofu. 291 00:14:39,070 --> 00:14:39,903 Huh? 292 00:14:41,082 --> 00:14:44,060 It's gotta be here somewhere. 293 00:14:44,060 --> 00:14:46,413 Boy oh boy, I've hit the jackpot. 294 00:14:47,706 --> 00:14:49,956 (laughing) 295 00:14:56,052 --> 00:14:56,885 Huh? 296 00:14:58,502 --> 00:14:59,335 Busted! 297 00:14:59,335 --> 00:15:00,510 That's one big cat. 298 00:15:02,253 --> 00:15:03,220 - I say this. 299 00:15:03,220 --> 00:15:06,198 You've got some nerve, lie fingers. 300 00:15:06,198 --> 00:15:08,161 - Hoffin, Hoffin! 301 00:15:08,161 --> 00:15:09,145 - Huh? 302 00:15:09,145 --> 00:15:11,028 - Hoffin, Hoffin! 303 00:15:11,028 --> 00:15:11,878 - Rascal, Rascal! 304 00:15:12,790 --> 00:15:14,090 Let him go! 305 00:15:14,090 --> 00:15:14,923 - What? 306 00:15:14,923 --> 00:15:16,983 Are you two together? 307 00:15:17,930 --> 00:15:21,220 Well this little imp was stealing my bean curd. 308 00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:22,100 What a nerve. 309 00:15:22,100 --> 00:15:22,933 - What? 310 00:15:22,933 --> 00:15:24,490 Stealing your bean curd? 311 00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:25,323 Rascal. 312 00:15:25,323 --> 00:15:28,010 - I was trying to get tofu but was in such a hurry 313 00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:29,260 that I forgot to pay. 314 00:15:29,260 --> 00:15:30,093 It's true. 315 00:15:30,093 --> 00:15:31,810 - Sorry, sorry. 316 00:15:31,810 --> 00:15:32,700 It's my fault. 317 00:15:32,700 --> 00:15:34,900 Rascal was out shopping for me today. 318 00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:36,920 He didn't mean to steal your tofu. 319 00:15:36,920 --> 00:15:38,943 Please forgive him this once. 320 00:15:40,358 --> 00:15:42,079 Cat: Mommy. 321 00:15:42,079 --> 00:15:43,066 - Huh? 322 00:15:43,066 --> 00:15:44,675 - Big brother here said he was sorry. 323 00:15:44,675 --> 00:15:46,192 Shouldn't we forgive him? 324 00:15:46,192 --> 00:15:47,025 - Please? 325 00:15:48,522 --> 00:15:51,270 Male: Hey, how about a little service over here? 326 00:15:51,270 --> 00:15:52,960 - Coming right away. 327 00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:54,890 I'll let you two go this time 328 00:15:54,890 --> 00:15:57,070 but don't let it happen again, okay? 329 00:15:57,070 --> 00:15:58,796 - Thank you, thank you. 330 00:15:58,796 --> 00:15:59,920 Thank you so much. 331 00:15:59,920 --> 00:16:01,960 Boar: I need two blocks of firm tofu. 332 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:05,520 Two dried ones and also give me four of the rice tofu. 333 00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:06,563 - Coming right up. 334 00:16:16,039 --> 00:16:16,872 - Huh? 335 00:16:18,493 --> 00:16:20,646 - Here you are, please come again. 336 00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:21,479 - Ah! 337 00:16:28,264 --> 00:16:29,260 - Hey! 338 00:16:29,260 --> 00:16:31,720 Don't touch my tofu! 339 00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:33,773 Stop messing about and go home. 340 00:16:36,064 --> 00:16:38,781 (laughing) 341 00:16:38,781 --> 00:16:40,698 Pig: Hogwild's back! 342 00:16:51,060 --> 00:16:52,760 - What are they running away from? 343 00:16:54,839 --> 00:16:57,840 - Longmouth, now that Razorback's refused to help, 344 00:16:57,840 --> 00:16:58,800 what are we gonna do? 345 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:00,093 We need a plan. 346 00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:05,060 - Forget about him. 347 00:17:05,060 --> 00:17:07,520 We don't need anybody else. 348 00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:09,733 We can make him pay all by ourselves. 349 00:17:11,456 --> 00:17:13,649 (shouting) 350 00:17:13,649 --> 00:17:15,165 - Smells like rotten eggs. 351 00:17:15,165 --> 00:17:16,843 - Oh, lots of pretty fireworks. 352 00:17:16,843 --> 00:17:17,993 I like 'em, I like 'em! 353 00:17:19,265 --> 00:17:21,699 (growling) 354 00:17:21,699 --> 00:17:22,797 - How many times have I told you 355 00:17:22,797 --> 00:17:25,050 not to let it rip in public, you big jerk. 356 00:17:25,050 --> 00:17:26,580 - Cool, rockets! 357 00:17:26,580 --> 00:17:28,330 - Why I, huh? 358 00:17:28,330 --> 00:17:30,683 - These are my most favorite toys. 359 00:17:32,771 --> 00:17:34,248 - Huh? 360 00:17:34,248 --> 00:17:35,892 Oh yes! 361 00:17:35,892 --> 00:17:38,225 Yeah, that gives me an idea! 362 00:17:39,382 --> 00:17:40,659 - Huh? 363 00:17:40,659 --> 00:17:43,491 (whispering) 364 00:17:43,491 --> 00:17:47,610 - Huh, oh yeah, great idea. 365 00:17:47,610 --> 00:17:50,410 - Cloudhand's got a real petty streak. 366 00:17:50,410 --> 00:17:54,050 That was only 30, maybe 40 blocks of tofu we used up 367 00:17:54,050 --> 00:17:56,440 and suddenly I'm out chopping down trees. 368 00:17:56,440 --> 00:17:57,470 I'm bushed. 369 00:17:57,470 --> 00:18:00,231 - It's a pity I can't do anything to help. 370 00:18:00,231 --> 00:18:03,094 (laughing) 371 00:18:03,094 --> 00:18:04,090 Longmouth: Are you ready, Bigeye? 372 00:18:04,090 --> 00:18:05,790 Bigeye: Yeah, give me a second. 373 00:18:07,684 --> 00:18:09,874 (laughing) 374 00:18:09,874 --> 00:18:12,262 - Hoffin, there's no escaping us this time. 375 00:18:12,262 --> 00:18:13,920 (laughing) 376 00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:16,613 - Not unless he can outrun these rockets, Longmouth. 377 00:18:18,549 --> 00:18:21,382 - Hey, are you two ready? 378 00:18:21,382 --> 00:18:22,215 - All set. 379 00:18:22,215 --> 00:18:23,650 - Yeah, we're all set. 380 00:18:23,650 --> 00:18:25,330 - I'll place the squeaker in his path. 381 00:18:25,330 --> 00:18:26,870 Once he steps on the squeaker, 382 00:18:26,870 --> 00:18:29,810 you begin firing at him and keep letting him have it 383 00:18:29,810 --> 00:18:31,530 until the squeaking stops. 384 00:18:31,530 --> 00:18:32,810 You got that? 385 00:18:32,810 --> 00:18:35,446 - Yeah, I think that that's a great idea. 386 00:18:35,446 --> 00:18:36,674 (laughing) 387 00:18:36,674 --> 00:18:39,210 - We'll blow him all the way to the heavens. 388 00:18:39,210 --> 00:18:42,500 - Alright, Bigeye, it's time to hide. 389 00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:44,019 Bigeye: Okay! 390 00:18:44,019 --> 00:18:46,269 (laughing) 391 00:18:58,475 --> 00:19:01,930 - I don't know how long he intends to keep me here, Rascal. 392 00:19:01,930 --> 00:19:04,220 - Well, we have great food and a bed. 393 00:19:04,220 --> 00:19:05,880 Life's a breeze right now. 394 00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:07,103 - You're hopeless. 395 00:19:09,514 --> 00:19:11,764 (laughing) 396 00:19:14,670 --> 00:19:15,503 - You hear it? 397 00:19:15,503 --> 00:19:16,695 Fire now! 398 00:19:16,695 --> 00:19:17,528 - Gotcha! 399 00:19:21,352 --> 00:19:23,102 Bigeye: Here goes! 400 00:19:25,138 --> 00:19:25,971 (yelling) 401 00:19:25,971 --> 00:19:28,686 (wood splintering) 402 00:19:28,686 --> 00:19:30,269 - Ha ha, we got it! 403 00:19:32,353 --> 00:19:33,186 Huh? 404 00:19:36,169 --> 00:19:37,360 (laughing) 405 00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:38,750 Hey my little precious. 406 00:19:38,750 --> 00:19:40,833 You really did me a big favor. 407 00:19:42,762 --> 00:19:44,070 Huh? 408 00:19:44,070 --> 00:19:46,413 - Oh, that hurts. 409 00:19:46,413 --> 00:19:48,157 - What about that there, kid? 410 00:19:48,157 --> 00:19:48,990 - You again! 411 00:19:48,990 --> 00:19:50,250 Seems you don't remember the lesson 412 00:19:50,250 --> 00:19:51,910 I taught you the last time. 413 00:19:51,910 --> 00:19:53,680 - Yeah, haven't you had enough? 414 00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:56,380 Or does Hoffin really gotta teach you a proper lesson? 415 00:19:57,860 --> 00:20:01,080 - Don't come any closer or you'll regret it! 416 00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:02,423 I'm warning you! 417 00:20:02,423 --> 00:20:04,520 - Ya, take this! 418 00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:06,770 (shouting) 419 00:20:09,539 --> 00:20:10,372 - Oh no! 420 00:20:11,515 --> 00:20:14,179 You made me swallow my signaling device! 421 00:20:14,179 --> 00:20:15,241 (laughing) 422 00:20:15,241 --> 00:20:16,550 - Hey, there's the signal, let's fire. 423 00:20:16,550 --> 00:20:17,383 - Here we go. 424 00:20:18,409 --> 00:20:20,179 - Oh no, you dumb weasels! 425 00:20:20,179 --> 00:20:21,596 It's me, it's me! 426 00:20:23,799 --> 00:20:24,632 - Come on! 427 00:20:25,811 --> 00:20:27,859 (rockets exploding) 428 00:20:27,859 --> 00:20:30,109 (coughing) 429 00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:33,483 (laughing) 430 00:20:33,483 --> 00:20:34,642 Wow, that's awesome. 431 00:20:34,642 --> 00:20:36,475 - Will you cut it out? 432 00:20:37,345 --> 00:20:39,395 - Pardon me if I don't stick around but-- 433 00:20:40,261 --> 00:20:41,538 (squeaking) 434 00:20:41,538 --> 00:20:42,602 (laughing) 435 00:20:42,602 --> 00:20:43,435 - We got another signal. 436 00:20:46,086 --> 00:20:48,419 (screaming) 437 00:20:52,255 --> 00:20:53,088 - Mommy! 438 00:20:55,629 --> 00:20:56,462 (laughing) 439 00:20:56,462 --> 00:20:57,295 - I'm loving this. 440 00:20:57,295 --> 00:20:58,663 You deserve it, you big brute! 441 00:20:59,802 --> 00:21:02,348 - Longmouth, we still got one big one left. 442 00:21:02,348 --> 00:21:03,430 - Yes! 443 00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:05,453 Oh boy, I'm really loving this. 444 00:21:07,216 --> 00:21:08,316 - It's just too funny! 445 00:21:09,921 --> 00:21:12,310 (laughing) 446 00:21:12,310 --> 00:21:13,917 - You dance divinely, Hogwild! 447 00:21:13,917 --> 00:21:15,103 (laughing) 448 00:21:15,103 --> 00:21:18,860 - Oh, my aching backside! 449 00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:20,187 Hey! 450 00:21:20,187 --> 00:21:22,059 (laughing) 451 00:21:22,059 --> 00:21:23,500 The signal has stopped working! 452 00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:25,403 It stopped working! 453 00:21:25,403 --> 00:21:26,470 (squeaking) 454 00:21:26,470 --> 00:21:27,577 - Fire! 455 00:21:27,577 --> 00:21:28,691 (laughing) 456 00:21:28,691 --> 00:21:30,079 - Hey, it's me! 457 00:21:30,079 --> 00:21:31,689 Stop! 458 00:21:31,689 --> 00:21:33,540 It's me, can't you see it's me? 459 00:21:33,540 --> 00:21:34,373 Stop it! 460 00:21:36,700 --> 00:21:38,761 (yelling) 461 00:21:38,761 --> 00:21:41,678 (rocket whistling) 462 00:21:43,502 --> 00:21:44,535 (rocket exploding) 463 00:21:44,535 --> 00:21:47,227 - Wow, look at that, it's beautiful. 464 00:21:47,227 --> 00:21:49,477 (laughing) 465 00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:52,673 - Hoffin'll like that. 466 00:21:54,447 --> 00:21:55,969 (yelling) 467 00:21:55,969 --> 00:21:58,514 Hogwild: Oh my head, my head! 468 00:21:58,514 --> 00:22:01,080 (laughing) 469 00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:02,153 - What an idiot! 470 00:22:03,242 --> 00:22:05,040 The poor guy, did you see his face? 471 00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:06,207 Stop, it's me! 472 00:22:08,125 --> 00:22:09,125 Super funny. 473 00:22:11,450 --> 00:22:13,303 - I swallowed it, I swallowed it! 474 00:22:15,463 --> 00:22:16,873 Hey, you know what? 475 00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:20,540 Well all this laughing has made me hungry. 476 00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:22,120 - Yeah, I could eat something. 477 00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:23,750 - Well, you'd better clean up this mess. 478 00:22:23,750 --> 00:22:26,500 It looks like an explosion at a tofu factory around here 479 00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:27,970 from your practice earlier. 480 00:22:27,970 --> 00:22:31,520 Hurry up or he'll only give you more chores to do. 481 00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:33,480 - Ah, tofu and more tofu. 482 00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:35,763 I can't catch the stuff without breaking it. 483 00:22:36,970 --> 00:22:39,180 - Yeah, somewhere in that little body 484 00:22:39,180 --> 00:22:41,290 is the mighty star god Polaris, 485 00:22:41,290 --> 00:22:42,670 night beacon of the ages. 486 00:22:42,670 --> 00:22:44,738 But just look at you now. 487 00:22:44,738 --> 00:22:45,732 - What? 488 00:22:45,732 --> 00:22:46,565 I ain't dumb. 489 00:22:46,565 --> 00:22:48,050 Even if I weren't the star god, 490 00:22:48,050 --> 00:22:50,520 the tofu thing wouldn't be a problem forever. 491 00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:51,463 You just wait. 492 00:22:54,032 --> 00:22:55,850 (laughing) 493 00:22:55,850 --> 00:22:57,509 - Alright, here we go. 494 00:22:57,509 --> 00:22:58,342 Fire one! 495 00:23:00,348 --> 00:23:02,931 (upbeat music) 496 00:23:08,749 --> 00:23:11,193 (sighing) 497 00:23:11,193 --> 00:23:13,193 - I just can't catch it. 498 00:23:18,199 --> 00:23:19,032 - Oh boy! 499 00:23:20,090 --> 00:23:22,923 How can you mangle tofu like that? 500 00:23:23,803 --> 00:23:25,880 How can you mangle tofu like that? 501 00:23:27,110 --> 00:23:28,560 - Hey Rascal! 502 00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:29,530 - What? 503 00:23:29,530 --> 00:23:32,063 - Hey, come on Rascal, let's give it another try. 504 00:23:35,210 --> 00:23:37,760 - Please, it's light and I'm sleepy, okay? 505 00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:38,593 - Let's go! 506 00:23:43,883 --> 00:23:45,033 Hey! 507 00:23:45,033 --> 00:23:46,543 - I can't believe you did it! 508 00:23:46,543 --> 00:23:47,733 - Yeah, again! 509 00:23:47,733 --> 00:23:48,566 - Okay. 510 00:23:52,372 --> 00:23:54,288 (laughing) 511 00:23:54,288 --> 00:23:55,371 - Hey Hoffin. 512 00:23:56,882 --> 00:23:57,715 Catch it. 513 00:24:00,464 --> 00:24:01,297 - Wow! 514 00:24:05,340 --> 00:24:06,760 - I did it, I did it! 515 00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:09,353 Hey, how about that, Cloudhand? 516 00:24:09,353 --> 00:24:10,803 What'd you think, Cloudhand? 517 00:24:11,687 --> 00:24:14,140 - You've got potential, kid. 518 00:24:14,140 --> 00:24:16,286 You really showed us what you can do. 519 00:24:16,286 --> 00:24:18,530 (laughing) 520 00:24:18,530 --> 00:24:19,430 Now get some rest. 521 00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:27,983 - Brother, brother! 522 00:24:29,911 --> 00:24:31,181 (sobbing) 523 00:24:31,181 --> 00:24:32,459 - What the heck? 524 00:24:32,459 --> 00:24:34,463 What's been going on? 525 00:24:34,463 --> 00:24:37,557 - Mister, we must take revenge against them all. 526 00:24:38,399 --> 00:24:39,399 - Come here! 527 00:24:40,380 --> 00:24:42,633 Now tell me what happened and quick! 528 00:24:43,666 --> 00:24:46,470 - It's Hoffin, sir, it's Hoffin! 529 00:24:46,470 --> 00:24:47,963 - Spit it out, who did this? 530 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:53,214 - It was Hoffin, that terrible boy. 531 00:24:53,214 --> 00:24:54,800 He worked at Cloudhand's noodle shop 532 00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:56,540 and Hogwild was eating there 533 00:24:56,540 --> 00:24:58,203 and he found a big bug in his noodles 534 00:24:58,203 --> 00:25:00,900 and all he wanted was his noodles replaced. 535 00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:02,750 Is that too much to ask? 536 00:25:02,750 --> 00:25:04,420 I mean come on. 537 00:25:04,420 --> 00:25:06,460 But this Hoffin, this little beast, 538 00:25:06,460 --> 00:25:08,340 he beat up Hogwild really bad. 539 00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:10,560 It was awful, sir, awful to watch. 540 00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:11,800 We must get revenge, sir. 541 00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:13,400 We must have revenge! 542 00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:14,290 Please sir! 543 00:25:14,290 --> 00:25:16,030 - Yeah, revenge, revenge! 544 00:25:16,030 --> 00:25:16,863 - That's right. 545 00:25:16,863 --> 00:25:19,255 We've gotta teach him a lesson. 546 00:25:19,255 --> 00:25:20,605 - Where is this delinquent? 547 00:25:25,058 --> 00:25:27,650 - Candy fruit, candy fruit. 548 00:25:27,650 --> 00:25:29,733 Sweet, sweet candy fruit. 549 00:25:34,031 --> 00:25:35,480 One stick is never enough. 550 00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:38,080 Candy fruit puts a smile on your face. 551 00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:38,913 Candy fruit! 552 00:25:41,410 --> 00:25:43,063 Hey kid, how about it? 553 00:25:43,930 --> 00:25:45,630 Oh, you're the lucky one, kid. 554 00:25:45,630 --> 00:25:46,833 Mommy bought you two. 555 00:25:47,755 --> 00:25:48,588 Here you go. 556 00:25:48,588 --> 00:25:49,970 Enjoy. 557 00:25:49,970 --> 00:25:52,981 Candy fruit, beautiful sweet candy fruit. 558 00:25:52,981 --> 00:25:54,340 Hoffin: Mom, dad! 559 00:25:54,340 --> 00:25:55,840 Oh, I miss you guys. 560 00:26:01,804 --> 00:26:02,637 Nian. 561 00:26:03,811 --> 00:26:06,978 - Razorback, king of the boars coming. 562 00:26:08,237 --> 00:26:09,708 Outta of the way, you peasant. 563 00:26:09,708 --> 00:26:11,375 Razorback is coming. 564 00:26:12,501 --> 00:26:15,307 Time for you to learn who's boss around here, Hoffin. 565 00:26:15,307 --> 00:26:16,240 - Huh? 566 00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:17,073 You again! 567 00:26:17,073 --> 00:26:18,350 - Yeah, but we ain't alone. 568 00:26:18,350 --> 00:26:19,500 We come with Razorback. 569 00:26:19,500 --> 00:26:20,720 He'll soon set you straight. 570 00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:23,070 He's gonna pulverize you, you got that? 571 00:26:23,070 --> 00:26:24,510 - Yeah, pulverize, see? 572 00:26:24,510 --> 00:26:25,670 Just like that. 573 00:26:25,670 --> 00:26:27,843 - Ha, I'm not afraid of any old boar. 574 00:26:29,545 --> 00:26:30,824 (laughing) 575 00:26:30,824 --> 00:26:31,932 - You'd better give up now 576 00:26:31,932 --> 00:26:33,603 or you'll be totally annihilated. 577 00:26:35,533 --> 00:26:37,000 - I'll tell you something else, sprout. 578 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,122 We're in league with Nian. 579 00:26:39,122 --> 00:26:40,271 - Shut up, idiot. 580 00:26:40,271 --> 00:26:41,640 What are you, the six o'clock news? 581 00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:42,540 - What's that? 582 00:26:42,540 --> 00:26:43,373 Nian? 583 00:26:44,380 --> 00:26:47,053 You were working for Nian all this time. 584 00:26:47,910 --> 00:26:51,390 - Hey kid, you the one who insulted my brother, huh? 585 00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:55,290 - You guys are nothing. 586 00:26:55,290 --> 00:27:00,290 You're just like flunkies working for Nian. 587 00:27:00,370 --> 00:27:01,520 Oh, that smarts. 588 00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:03,678 This guy's no pushover. 589 00:27:03,678 --> 00:27:05,053 - Get him! 590 00:27:05,053 --> 00:27:05,886 - Hiya! 591 00:27:07,601 --> 00:27:09,170 - Oh! 592 00:27:09,170 --> 00:27:11,969 (wood cracking) 593 00:27:11,969 --> 00:27:13,094 (yelling) 594 00:27:13,094 --> 00:27:14,873 - Look out, Hoffin! 595 00:27:14,873 --> 00:27:17,123 (laughing) 596 00:27:18,709 --> 00:27:19,556 Hoffin! 597 00:27:19,556 --> 00:27:21,282 - Beat him, beat him! 598 00:27:21,282 --> 00:27:22,460 - Hoffin, you're okay. 599 00:27:22,460 --> 00:27:24,513 - I ain't finished with you. 600 00:27:25,432 --> 00:27:27,201 (laughing) 601 00:27:27,201 --> 00:27:28,423 - Huh, it's Polaris. 602 00:27:32,310 --> 00:27:35,806 - Welcome to Cloudhand's Noodle Paradise. 603 00:27:35,806 --> 00:27:36,823 - [Rascal Voiceover] Cloudhand's not bad. 604 00:27:36,823 --> 00:27:38,550 - Care for a bowl of the hot stuff? 605 00:27:38,550 --> 00:27:39,510 It's good. 606 00:27:39,510 --> 00:27:41,190 - Hey, this is none of your business. 607 00:27:41,190 --> 00:27:43,210 Stay out of the way, got it? 608 00:27:43,210 --> 00:27:44,043 - Stay out. 609 00:27:48,534 --> 00:27:51,170 - Oh, I'm so sorry. 610 00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:52,563 I should be more careful. 611 00:27:54,201 --> 00:27:56,300 (groaning) 612 00:27:56,300 --> 00:27:57,610 Come on now, everybody. 613 00:27:57,610 --> 00:27:59,700 Sit down and try my noodles. 614 00:27:59,700 --> 00:28:02,814 Good food makes for a good mood, right? 615 00:28:02,814 --> 00:28:05,100 I'm sure it's just a misunderstanding 616 00:28:05,100 --> 00:28:07,790 and a nice little talk will help calm us down 617 00:28:07,790 --> 00:28:10,050 and see if we can't settle things. 618 00:28:10,050 --> 00:28:11,500 - Misunderstanding? 619 00:28:11,500 --> 00:28:14,530 This little thug nearly killed my brother. 620 00:28:14,530 --> 00:28:16,490 - Hey, little Hoffin's working here for me. 621 00:28:16,490 --> 00:28:18,470 Won't you give him a break? 622 00:28:18,470 --> 00:28:19,303 Just for me? 623 00:28:20,360 --> 00:28:21,193 - No way! 624 00:28:24,656 --> 00:28:26,013 - Huh? 625 00:28:27,030 --> 00:28:27,863 - A secret animal! 626 00:28:27,863 --> 00:28:29,030 - Take it easy. 627 00:28:29,030 --> 00:28:30,560 Hey, how about this? 628 00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:32,240 You leave him alone for a month 629 00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:34,260 and after that you can come gunning for him 630 00:28:34,260 --> 00:28:36,240 anytime you like 'cause by then 631 00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:38,440 he'll no longer be working for me 632 00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:40,850 and I'll be just a simple bystander. 633 00:28:40,850 --> 00:28:42,846 So what do you think, huh? 634 00:28:42,846 --> 00:28:44,150 - [Razorback Voiceover] Cloudhand's kung fu 635 00:28:44,150 --> 00:28:45,410 is better than mine. 636 00:28:45,410 --> 00:28:47,680 I take the kid now and he'll make me pay 637 00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:49,200 for the privilege. 638 00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:51,911 - So a month from now you'll steer clear? 639 00:28:51,911 --> 00:28:52,744 (laughing) 640 00:28:52,744 --> 00:28:53,577 - Absolutely. 641 00:28:53,577 --> 00:28:54,810 I can promise you that. 642 00:28:54,810 --> 00:28:57,290 Razorback: Okay, in a month's time. 643 00:28:57,290 --> 00:28:58,970 - Well we have a deal then. 644 00:28:58,970 --> 00:29:01,000 In a month from now you can both slug it out 645 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,850 on the beacon tower of the Great Wall. 646 00:29:02,850 --> 00:29:03,770 How's that sound? 647 00:29:03,770 --> 00:29:04,603 - Right. 648 00:29:04,603 --> 00:29:06,440 Hey kid, you agree? 649 00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:08,483 - Huh, you'll get a beating. 650 00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:12,033 - Yeah, we'll see about that. 651 00:29:16,950 --> 00:29:18,033 - Just hold on, son. 652 00:29:20,192 --> 00:29:21,301 (clacking) 653 00:29:21,301 --> 00:29:23,551 (shouting) 654 00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:27,720 - It's alright. 655 00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:29,173 - Oh great. 656 00:29:29,173 --> 00:29:30,006 I thought we could have a peaceful time here 657 00:29:30,006 --> 00:29:32,240 and now look what we have to deal with. 658 00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:33,073 - I made a deal. 659 00:29:33,073 --> 00:29:34,940 I won't run away. 660 00:29:34,940 --> 00:29:37,690 - Everything is determined by yin and yang. 661 00:29:37,690 --> 00:29:40,430 Maybe it's not such a bad thing, 662 00:29:40,430 --> 00:29:42,050 Razorback's challenge. 663 00:29:42,050 --> 00:29:44,540 - You're one of the masters I've been seeking. 664 00:29:44,540 --> 00:29:46,750 - Yeah, I should have realized it earlier 665 00:29:46,750 --> 00:29:47,583 but it was hard to spot 666 00:29:47,583 --> 00:29:49,910 because you were this totally nerdy noodle dude. 667 00:29:49,910 --> 00:29:52,460 Ain't that a strange career for a master like you? 668 00:29:52,460 --> 00:29:54,220 Fierce is a secret animal too 669 00:29:54,220 --> 00:29:56,110 but he's a famous swordsman. 670 00:29:56,110 --> 00:29:58,720 Slinging noodles ain't exactly impressive. 671 00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:00,473 - There's nothing unseemly in it. 672 00:30:04,070 --> 00:30:06,900 - Hi, my name's Rascal, another secret animal. 673 00:30:06,900 --> 00:30:08,107 How you doing? 674 00:30:10,074 --> 00:30:11,970 Don't believe me. 675 00:30:11,970 --> 00:30:13,341 Now take a look at this. 676 00:30:13,341 --> 00:30:14,591 There, you see? 677 00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:19,291 - Ah yes, I see and you certainly hide it pretty well. 678 00:30:19,291 --> 00:30:21,165 (laughing) 679 00:30:21,165 --> 00:30:22,023 - That's right, brother. 680 00:30:23,690 --> 00:30:25,780 - Master, what can you teach me? 681 00:30:25,780 --> 00:30:28,070 - I can teach you, young man, 682 00:30:28,070 --> 00:30:30,253 to be a really top class noodle chef. 683 00:30:38,630 --> 00:30:39,463 - Wow! 684 00:30:43,262 --> 00:30:44,095 (laughing) 685 00:30:44,095 --> 00:30:46,573 Wow, what are these super sized jars for. 686 00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:50,700 Rascal: Hey Hoffin, look at this. 687 00:30:50,700 --> 00:30:52,010 I found a walnut. 688 00:30:52,010 --> 00:30:53,513 Take a look, see? 689 00:31:00,471 --> 00:31:01,577 - Huh? 690 00:31:01,577 --> 00:31:02,410 What's he doing? 691 00:31:05,220 --> 00:31:09,120 - Tai Chi Quan is an internally centered martial art. 692 00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:12,390 It fully embodies the balance between yin and yang. 693 00:31:12,390 --> 00:31:14,400 Between hardness and softness. 694 00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:16,620 On the hard side, Tai Chi requires 695 00:31:16,620 --> 00:31:19,150 that you unleash your strength which is enhanced 696 00:31:19,150 --> 00:31:21,830 through cultivation of ki and the training 697 00:31:21,830 --> 00:31:23,660 of the body itself. 698 00:31:23,660 --> 00:31:27,480 And on the soft side, whenever you are (mumbling) 699 00:31:31,740 --> 00:31:34,877 you endeavor to offset your opponent's strength 700 00:31:34,877 --> 00:31:38,060 and where possible, redirect your opponent's power 701 00:31:38,060 --> 00:31:39,380 back towards him. 702 00:31:39,380 --> 00:31:42,318 This should enable you to defeat him. 703 00:31:42,318 --> 00:31:44,568 (shouting) 704 00:31:59,514 --> 00:32:01,097 - That was awesome! 705 00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:13,110 Wow, that's amazing! 706 00:32:13,110 --> 00:32:14,510 Tai Chi is so intense. 707 00:32:14,510 --> 00:32:16,936 Teach it to me now. 708 00:32:16,936 --> 00:32:17,959 (laughing) 709 00:32:17,959 --> 00:32:20,400 - Alright but you must start from the beginning. 710 00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:21,233 - Oh! 711 00:32:23,181 --> 00:32:25,348 (yelling) 712 00:32:26,281 --> 00:32:28,930 (clanking) 713 00:32:28,930 --> 00:32:30,263 What's up with this? 714 00:32:31,650 --> 00:32:32,810 How can I do this? 715 00:32:32,810 --> 00:32:33,643 - Whoa! 716 00:32:36,944 --> 00:32:37,777 My teeth! 717 00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:41,160 No nut gets the better of me! 718 00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:43,440 You're in for a smashing. 719 00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:46,000 - Oh, a walnut, good! 720 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,079 - Hey, that was my-- 721 00:32:48,079 --> 00:32:49,167 (shouting) 722 00:32:49,167 --> 00:32:50,000 - Hoffin. 723 00:32:51,032 --> 00:32:53,282 (laughing) 724 00:32:57,680 --> 00:32:59,520 It may look like a spinning top 725 00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:01,033 but this is not a toy. 726 00:33:05,387 --> 00:33:07,076 (laughing) 727 00:33:07,076 --> 00:33:08,340 - Wow, you've got it spinning. 728 00:33:08,340 --> 00:33:12,830 - Now Hoffin, you try and stop it from spinning. 729 00:33:12,830 --> 00:33:14,923 - I just stop it, right. 730 00:33:16,598 --> 00:33:17,431 This is easy. 731 00:33:18,486 --> 00:33:20,653 (yelling) 732 00:33:23,683 --> 00:33:26,580 - Remember, no matter how hard the blow you endure, 733 00:33:26,580 --> 00:33:29,945 redirect its strength and fight back. 734 00:33:29,945 --> 00:33:32,112 (yelling) 735 00:33:34,029 --> 00:33:35,070 (laughing) 736 00:33:35,070 --> 00:33:38,358 The rotation of the top, it symbolizes the eight strengths 737 00:33:38,358 --> 00:33:39,930 of Tai Chi. 738 00:33:39,930 --> 00:33:41,063 Now you must practice. 739 00:33:43,032 --> 00:33:45,282 (grunting) 740 00:33:47,350 --> 00:33:51,325 Now Hoffin, you know how to release Tai Chi energy? 741 00:33:51,325 --> 00:33:53,473 - I don't, master. 742 00:33:53,473 --> 00:33:54,784 (laughing) 743 00:33:54,784 --> 00:33:55,739 - Like this. 744 00:33:55,739 --> 00:33:56,950 You have to maneuver in such a way 745 00:33:56,950 --> 00:33:59,870 as to concentrate your whole body's energy 746 00:33:59,870 --> 00:34:03,193 into a smoothness and let it flow, understand? 747 00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:05,473 - Yes. 748 00:34:07,373 --> 00:34:09,623 (groaning) 749 00:34:14,603 --> 00:34:15,950 - Hey, easy, boy. 750 00:34:17,050 --> 00:34:18,908 It doesn't have to be like that. 751 00:34:18,908 --> 00:34:19,780 (passing gas) 752 00:34:19,780 --> 00:34:21,782 - What a relief! 753 00:34:21,782 --> 00:34:23,032 - What a stink! 754 00:34:26,279 --> 00:34:28,993 - Boy, you just about killed me here. 755 00:34:28,993 --> 00:34:30,963 Cloudhand: That is Tai Chi strength. 756 00:34:31,944 --> 00:34:33,572 - They're still at it? 757 00:34:33,572 --> 00:34:36,063 - You must lead your enemy and derail his next move. 758 00:34:37,982 --> 00:34:40,924 Then you'll find yourself with a winning hand. 759 00:34:40,924 --> 00:34:41,758 (yelling) 760 00:34:41,758 --> 00:34:43,154 - He's trying to crack Tai Chi. 761 00:34:43,154 --> 00:34:45,090 I can't even crack this nut. 762 00:34:45,090 --> 00:34:48,460 - Now, besides attacking your enemy physically, son, 763 00:34:48,460 --> 00:34:51,003 you must vanquish his mental powers also. 764 00:34:52,690 --> 00:34:53,842 You see? 765 00:34:53,842 --> 00:34:55,080 - Huh? 766 00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:55,943 - Ha ha! 767 00:34:57,705 --> 00:34:58,623 Hey, Rascal. 768 00:34:59,763 --> 00:35:01,180 - I'm right here. 769 00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:04,060 - It hurts, what a trick! 770 00:35:04,060 --> 00:35:05,720 - That's not a trick, lad. 771 00:35:05,720 --> 00:35:08,276 Distraction is a useful strategy. 772 00:35:08,276 --> 00:35:11,222 (laughing) 773 00:35:11,222 --> 00:35:12,410 Now, to bring your opponent down 774 00:35:12,410 --> 00:35:16,023 you have to land shoulders into play. 775 00:35:16,978 --> 00:35:18,290 (laughing) 776 00:35:18,290 --> 00:35:21,597 I nearly forgot, you use your little tushy too. 777 00:35:23,016 --> 00:35:25,449 That's pretty comfy. 778 00:35:25,449 --> 00:35:27,699 (shouting) 779 00:35:28,550 --> 00:35:30,813 You're like my own comfy little armchair. 780 00:35:33,150 --> 00:35:36,337 Use your Tai Chi strength to offset the attack against you. 781 00:35:36,337 --> 00:35:39,510 Soften it, perhaps even totally erase it. 782 00:35:39,510 --> 00:35:40,743 It is possible. 783 00:35:43,888 --> 00:35:45,730 (laughing) 784 00:35:45,730 --> 00:35:48,080 Keep in mind the four principles. 785 00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:50,693 Technique, engagement, subjugation, reverse. 786 00:35:58,816 --> 00:35:59,967 - Crow! 787 00:35:59,967 --> 00:36:00,800 - Master. 788 00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:02,670 I'm at your service, sir. 789 00:36:02,670 --> 00:36:05,270 - Have you completed the task I gave you? 790 00:36:05,270 --> 00:36:08,070 - Well sir, it's those two lazy stupid weasels 791 00:36:08,070 --> 00:36:10,330 holding this up but be assured, lord, 792 00:36:10,330 --> 00:36:12,385 I'll get you what you want. 793 00:36:12,385 --> 00:36:13,660 - And now! 794 00:36:13,660 --> 00:36:15,640 - Yes sir, the boy is yours! 795 00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:18,083 I'll bring him to you very soon, very soon. 796 00:36:19,128 --> 00:36:21,677 I'm okay, I'm okay! 797 00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:24,000 - Pushing hands. 798 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,770 This technique is used to push back 799 00:36:25,770 --> 00:36:27,690 at your enemy like you don't want, 800 00:36:27,690 --> 00:36:30,233 like his kicks and punches, et cetera, et cetera. 801 00:36:32,190 --> 00:36:33,400 - But what if I can't push back? 802 00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:35,537 - That depends upon your level of Tai Chi. 803 00:36:40,715 --> 00:36:41,548 - How boring. 804 00:36:41,548 --> 00:36:43,700 Back and forth all day long, so repetitive. 805 00:36:43,700 --> 00:36:44,710 - How about a game? 806 00:36:44,710 --> 00:36:46,210 We use the technique we've learned 807 00:36:46,210 --> 00:36:48,493 to try and get the ball into the basket. 808 00:36:49,730 --> 00:36:50,563 - A game? 809 00:36:50,563 --> 00:36:52,433 I love games, bring it on! 810 00:36:53,944 --> 00:36:56,527 (upbeat music) 811 00:36:58,679 --> 00:37:00,929 (laughing) 812 00:37:01,881 --> 00:37:02,714 Whoa! 813 00:37:05,718 --> 00:37:07,607 - Ha, he scores! 814 00:37:07,607 --> 00:37:08,607 - And again! 815 00:37:12,566 --> 00:37:13,816 Turn it around! 816 00:37:14,951 --> 00:37:17,123 - This is definitely not pushing hands. 817 00:37:21,089 --> 00:37:23,960 - He shoots and scores to tie the game. 818 00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:26,533 - Oh no, not until it drops all the way through. 819 00:37:27,995 --> 00:37:29,922 (laughing) 820 00:37:29,922 --> 00:37:31,847 Hey, cut it out, that tickles! 821 00:37:31,847 --> 00:37:34,097 (laughing) 822 00:37:39,304 --> 00:37:40,920 (groaning) 823 00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:43,000 - That brute was stupid to set up a duel 824 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:43,833 a month from now. 825 00:37:43,833 --> 00:37:46,233 I mean why should we wait, huh? 826 00:37:46,233 --> 00:37:48,583 Now we're stuck here looking after this genius. 827 00:37:49,617 --> 00:37:51,373 - Hey there, brother Longmouth. 828 00:37:51,373 --> 00:37:52,870 I need a snack. 829 00:37:52,870 --> 00:37:54,560 - You wanna snack, fat boy? 830 00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:56,730 No problem, so long as your dumb brother 831 00:37:56,730 --> 00:37:58,330 will take that kid down now. 832 00:37:58,330 --> 00:37:59,510 - What? 833 00:37:59,510 --> 00:38:02,340 Oh no, my brother could never go back on his word. 834 00:38:02,340 --> 00:38:03,890 If he said he'll wait a month for the duel, 835 00:38:03,890 --> 00:38:05,213 he'll wait a month. 836 00:38:06,210 --> 00:38:07,540 - Really? 837 00:38:07,540 --> 00:38:08,590 Now you listen. 838 00:38:08,590 --> 00:38:10,920 If you refuse to persuade him, well then, 839 00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:12,160 I'll lock you up right here 840 00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:14,013 and I'll let you starve, you got it? 841 00:38:15,260 --> 00:38:17,363 - Please don't do this to me, brother Longmouth. 842 00:38:17,363 --> 00:38:19,070 I gotta have food. 843 00:38:19,070 --> 00:38:21,010 Help me, I'll go see my brother. 844 00:38:21,010 --> 00:38:22,254 - Ah. 845 00:38:22,254 --> 00:38:23,087 (laughing) 846 00:38:23,087 --> 00:38:24,470 That's what I like to hear. 847 00:38:24,470 --> 00:38:26,220 Bigeye, come on, let's help him up. 848 00:38:27,097 --> 00:38:29,347 (grunting) 849 00:38:34,950 --> 00:38:36,732 - You should try losing weight. 850 00:38:36,732 --> 00:38:40,739 You're like a ton of bricks. 851 00:38:40,739 --> 00:38:43,421 Help me, it smells like bacon down here. 852 00:38:43,421 --> 00:38:45,318 Get me out, get me out! 853 00:38:45,318 --> 00:38:46,991 (spitting) 854 00:38:46,991 --> 00:38:49,241 (groaning) 855 00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:53,263 - Come on, get up. 856 00:38:54,626 --> 00:38:55,669 Hey. 857 00:38:55,669 --> 00:38:57,072 (laughing) 858 00:38:57,072 --> 00:38:59,572 (passing gas) 859 00:39:01,250 --> 00:39:02,280 - I'm choking! 860 00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:03,434 Hey! 861 00:39:03,434 --> 00:39:04,267 (chuckling) 862 00:39:04,267 --> 00:39:06,510 Longmouth, you just let it rip with a brain stunner. 863 00:39:06,510 --> 00:39:07,450 - What? 864 00:39:07,450 --> 00:39:08,540 No way. 865 00:39:08,540 --> 00:39:09,960 A smooth, refined guy like me, 866 00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:11,750 participate in such vulgarity? 867 00:39:11,750 --> 00:39:14,310 Why, the very idea makes me feel faint! 868 00:39:14,310 --> 00:39:15,143 - Me too, ugh! 869 00:39:19,110 --> 00:39:20,640 Loudmouth: Look alive, blubber belly! 870 00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:23,270 Crow: What are you two idiots doing now? 871 00:39:23,270 --> 00:39:25,690 - Oh, Mr. Razorback sir, we have offended your poor, 872 00:39:25,690 --> 00:39:28,300 kind excellency and we humbly apologize. 873 00:39:28,300 --> 00:39:29,280 Forgive us! 874 00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:32,130 Crow: Who's Razorback and what are you babbling about? 875 00:39:33,950 --> 00:39:34,783 - Oh, it's you. 876 00:39:36,084 --> 00:39:37,310 - What are you up to here? 877 00:39:37,310 --> 00:39:38,470 Got the kid? 878 00:39:38,470 --> 00:39:40,700 - Mr. Enforcer, I can explain everything. 879 00:39:40,700 --> 00:39:43,904 We kept track of Hoffin and we almost had him but then-- 880 00:39:43,904 --> 00:39:48,071 (sped up voices mumbling quickly) 881 00:39:51,318 --> 00:39:52,549 - Ah. 882 00:39:52,549 --> 00:39:53,790 Well you'll be allowed to live if you just 883 00:39:53,790 --> 00:39:56,290 stop sniveling for a minute. 884 00:39:56,290 --> 00:39:59,240 But Lord Nian's losing patience with failure. 885 00:39:59,240 --> 00:40:02,000 - Mr. Enforcer, please let him know everything 886 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,403 I just told you and that we won't 887 00:40:03,403 --> 00:40:05,600 ever let him down, not ever again. 888 00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:08,800 - Remember, you've got no choice but to succeed. 889 00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:10,717 Keep trying to drive a wedge between the pig 890 00:40:10,717 --> 00:40:14,580 and the boy, I want those two at each other's throats, okay? 891 00:40:14,580 --> 00:40:16,933 Loudmouth: You can count on us, Mr. Enforcer. 892 00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:20,840 - You're on the clock, geniuses. 893 00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:22,450 - Yes, of course sir. 894 00:40:22,450 --> 00:40:24,246 And happy flying, sir! 895 00:40:24,246 --> 00:40:25,992 - Oh, I think he's gone. 896 00:40:25,992 --> 00:40:27,390 - Ha, every time I have a great idea 897 00:40:27,390 --> 00:40:29,750 that flying garbage disposal steals it 898 00:40:29,750 --> 00:40:31,313 and tells Nian it's his. 899 00:40:32,170 --> 00:40:33,930 We're not getting a fair shake here 900 00:40:33,930 --> 00:40:35,380 thanks to that flying rat. 901 00:40:35,380 --> 00:40:38,155 Razorback: Hey, what are you two doing here? 902 00:40:38,155 --> 00:40:40,080 (yelping) 903 00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:41,997 - I was only joking, Mr. Enforcer sir. 904 00:40:41,997 --> 00:40:44,607 You know, we worship you really, sir. 905 00:40:44,607 --> 00:40:45,800 (laughing) 906 00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:47,693 - Don't kill me, don't kill me. 907 00:40:47,693 --> 00:40:48,560 - Don't kill us, sir. 908 00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:51,883 - Who's this enforcer and how's my brother? 909 00:40:53,100 --> 00:40:54,780 - Oh, look at you. 910 00:40:54,780 --> 00:40:56,670 Why are you lying here you poor dear? 911 00:40:56,670 --> 00:40:59,233 So brave, so noble and strong. 912 00:41:01,796 --> 00:41:04,050 - I expect to see better care for my brother 913 00:41:04,050 --> 00:41:07,110 from now on or I'll make you pay a thousand times 914 00:41:07,110 --> 00:41:08,609 for this insolence. 915 00:41:08,609 --> 00:41:10,510 Longmouth: Yes sir, Mr. Razorback. 916 00:41:10,510 --> 00:41:12,457 - Brother, they want to-- 917 00:41:15,146 --> 00:41:16,000 (laughing) 918 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,050 - Poor angel, he needs his rest. 919 00:41:18,050 --> 00:41:20,370 - Then why are you standing here? 920 00:41:20,370 --> 00:41:22,356 Take him home to bed, got it? 921 00:41:22,356 --> 00:41:23,518 - Yeah! 922 00:41:23,518 --> 00:41:26,133 (chuckling) 923 00:41:26,133 --> 00:41:28,335 Bye Mr. Razorback. 924 00:41:28,335 --> 00:41:30,820 He'll get the very best care, I assure you. 925 00:41:30,820 --> 00:41:32,610 - Hey, it's okay, he's gone. 926 00:41:32,610 --> 00:41:33,843 - Get off of me! 927 00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:39,440 - Today we will take a close look 928 00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:41,360 at a special-ity of mine. 929 00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:43,290 - Wow, a special-ity! 930 00:41:43,290 --> 00:41:45,370 What kind of kung fu? 931 00:41:45,370 --> 00:41:46,300 - Making dough. 932 00:41:46,300 --> 00:41:47,133 - Huh? 933 00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:51,473 You gotta be kidding me. 934 00:41:52,523 --> 00:41:53,356 (laughing) 935 00:41:53,356 --> 00:41:54,330 - Quite the joker, huh? 936 00:41:54,330 --> 00:41:56,470 Now whether your noodles are gonna taste good 937 00:41:56,470 --> 00:41:59,650 or not depends principally on the ingredients you select. 938 00:41:59,650 --> 00:42:02,350 Then even more important than that is the dough. 939 00:42:02,350 --> 00:42:04,190 The one thing you have to get right 940 00:42:04,190 --> 00:42:05,801 above all else is-- 941 00:42:05,801 --> 00:42:06,950 (sneezing) 942 00:42:06,950 --> 00:42:08,465 is the dough. 943 00:42:08,465 --> 00:42:10,715 (coughing) 944 00:42:13,930 --> 00:42:14,920 Excuse me. 945 00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:16,220 There's a saying. 946 00:42:16,220 --> 00:42:18,380 Smooth winds and smoother waters 947 00:42:18,380 --> 00:42:20,564 may delight the weary traveler 948 00:42:20,564 --> 00:42:21,760 but if you have a smooth dough 949 00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:23,430 then you can make noodles that will 950 00:42:23,430 --> 00:42:25,470 drive everybody wild, what's so funny? 951 00:42:25,470 --> 00:42:28,480 - Oh, I'm sorry, but what does making noodles 952 00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:29,973 have to do with kung fu, huh? 953 00:42:30,892 --> 00:42:32,350 (laughing) 954 00:42:32,350 --> 00:42:33,720 - I'm in no hurry. 955 00:42:33,720 --> 00:42:36,717 Now let's consider this question, Hoffin. 956 00:42:36,717 --> 00:42:40,400 Why is it that my noodles are so incredibly popular? 957 00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:41,770 The answer to this, of course, 958 00:42:41,770 --> 00:42:43,380 is that I always make my noodles 959 00:42:43,380 --> 00:42:45,623 using the principals of Tai Chi Quan. 960 00:42:47,767 --> 00:42:49,220 - Tai Chi? 961 00:42:49,220 --> 00:42:50,053 - That's right. 962 00:42:50,053 --> 00:42:52,110 Used in the art of dough making. 963 00:42:52,110 --> 00:42:54,720 Yes, that way noodles cut from my dough 964 00:42:54,720 --> 00:42:56,790 are as pliable as silver thread 965 00:42:56,790 --> 00:42:59,520 and as silky smooth as a spider's web 966 00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:01,769 and sumptuously springy too. 967 00:43:01,769 --> 00:43:02,758 - Boring. 968 00:43:02,758 --> 00:43:04,610 - You see, within the form a single noodle 969 00:43:04,610 --> 00:43:07,120 lies all the accumulated knowledge 970 00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:09,623 of my kung fu skills in total. 971 00:43:12,861 --> 00:43:14,693 - I don't get it! 972 00:43:14,693 --> 00:43:16,140 - That's alright. 973 00:43:16,140 --> 00:43:17,810 Look, it's like this. 974 00:43:17,810 --> 00:43:20,050 The circle of Tai Chi is composed 975 00:43:20,050 --> 00:43:23,200 of yin and yang, often seen as softness and hardness. 976 00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:25,080 Now it is a fact that softness 977 00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:27,060 can overcome hardness. 978 00:43:27,060 --> 00:43:29,430 Yes, in the same way that flowing water 979 00:43:29,430 --> 00:43:30,670 can overcome rock. 980 00:43:30,670 --> 00:43:32,670 Gentle perseverance is key. 981 00:43:32,670 --> 00:43:34,170 Tai Chi seeks balance. 982 00:43:34,170 --> 00:43:35,130 - Wow! 983 00:43:35,130 --> 00:43:37,810 - Tai Chi doesn't have a load of fancy styles 984 00:43:37,810 --> 00:43:39,440 which means as long as you harness 985 00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:41,150 and channel the energy within, 986 00:43:41,150 --> 00:43:44,193 you can perform it pretty much as instant direction. 987 00:43:45,567 --> 00:43:46,493 You see? 988 00:43:48,735 --> 00:43:49,883 Easy. 989 00:43:52,303 --> 00:43:53,136 - Oh! 990 00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:56,560 - The shape of this dough represents the essence 991 00:43:56,560 --> 00:44:00,460 of Tai Chi, a circle which contains everything 992 00:44:00,460 --> 00:44:01,373 in our world. 993 00:44:02,260 --> 00:44:03,220 - Whoa! 994 00:44:03,220 --> 00:44:06,840 - You're there, I'm there, everything is there. 995 00:44:09,488 --> 00:44:12,071 (wind blowing) 996 00:44:14,618 --> 00:44:16,701 - Oh wow, that's intense! 997 00:44:18,688 --> 00:44:19,521 Huh? 998 00:44:24,926 --> 00:44:27,176 (laughing) 999 00:44:31,561 --> 00:44:33,320 Cloudhand: And we're done. 1000 00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:35,339 - Master, that was awesome! 1001 00:44:35,339 --> 00:44:36,290 - Make it a part of yourself. 1002 00:44:36,290 --> 00:44:37,330 Put strength into it. 1003 00:44:37,330 --> 00:44:39,090 Link your strength to your will. 1004 00:44:39,090 --> 00:44:42,390 Then we're talking major awesomeness. 1005 00:44:42,390 --> 00:44:43,673 It takes practice. 1006 00:44:44,941 --> 00:44:45,774 - [Hoffin Voiceover] Once I do this, 1007 00:44:45,774 --> 00:44:47,623 I can rescue mom and dad, yeah! 1008 00:44:50,733 --> 00:44:53,340 (grunting) 1009 00:44:53,340 --> 00:44:55,050 - Dreaming on Walnut Island. 1010 00:44:55,948 --> 00:44:59,270 Hey Hoffin, are you still making dough? 1011 00:44:59,270 --> 00:45:01,530 - Yeah, I have to learn Tai Chi, 1012 00:45:01,530 --> 00:45:03,120 then tackle Razorback. 1013 00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:04,370 He's in league with Nian. 1014 00:45:05,401 --> 00:45:06,401 - So boring. 1015 00:45:08,078 --> 00:45:10,328 (laughing) 1016 00:45:12,231 --> 00:45:14,131 - [Hoffin Voiceover] Tai Chi is tough. 1017 00:45:21,903 --> 00:45:23,050 - [Cloudhand Voiceover] Gentle perseverance, 1018 00:45:23,050 --> 00:45:26,470 inner strength, balance above all things. 1019 00:45:26,470 --> 00:45:27,343 - Balance. 1020 00:45:29,089 --> 00:45:30,773 - [Hoffin Voiceover] Mom, dad, I'll do it for you. 1021 00:45:36,283 --> 00:45:38,866 (upbeat music) 1022 00:45:43,195 --> 00:45:44,605 - Ah! 1023 00:45:44,605 --> 00:45:45,438 Ha! 1024 00:45:46,489 --> 00:45:47,322 Hiya! 1025 00:45:48,670 --> 00:45:50,960 Hey, I moved it, it moved, wow! 1026 00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:52,153 I really did it! 1027 00:45:53,450 --> 00:45:55,843 But I can't really control it yet. 1028 00:46:03,507 --> 00:46:06,050 (downbeat music) 1029 00:46:06,050 --> 00:46:06,883 Aha! 1030 00:46:09,521 --> 00:46:12,727 - Hey, what are you still doing here, Cloudhand? 1031 00:46:12,727 --> 00:46:15,737 Hey, he was doing alright a minute ago. 1032 00:46:15,737 --> 00:46:16,851 What happened? 1033 00:46:16,851 --> 00:46:17,750 Cloudhand: He is filled with rage 1034 00:46:17,750 --> 00:46:20,360 and hatred for Nian so he loses patience 1035 00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:22,138 while he is training. 1036 00:46:22,138 --> 00:46:23,618 This is not good. 1037 00:46:23,618 --> 00:46:24,535 - Not good. 1038 00:46:25,820 --> 00:46:28,790 - Not good because Tai Chi requires great calm 1039 00:46:28,790 --> 00:46:29,743 and concentration. 1040 00:46:31,070 --> 00:46:33,047 His currents of the mind could draw him down 1041 00:46:33,047 --> 00:46:34,990 into a dark abyss of anger. 1042 00:46:34,990 --> 00:46:37,204 - Whoa, sounds scary. 1043 00:46:37,204 --> 00:46:38,651 So what should Hoffin do then? 1044 00:46:38,651 --> 00:46:39,872 (laughing) 1045 00:46:39,872 --> 00:46:41,417 - Well, life is a mirror, Rascal. 1046 00:46:41,417 --> 00:46:43,640 You smile into it and it smiles back. 1047 00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:47,150 - Yeah but how do we get him to smile into it first? 1048 00:46:48,130 --> 00:46:51,222 - To learn Tai Chi, he must neutralize his anger 1049 00:46:51,222 --> 00:46:52,440 and if there is anyway we can help 1050 00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:54,017 then we must be there for him. 1051 00:47:02,228 --> 00:47:03,061 - Ha! 1052 00:47:06,082 --> 00:47:06,915 Oh. 1053 00:47:09,245 --> 00:47:11,578 - You can't give up, Hoffin. 1054 00:47:14,269 --> 00:47:15,537 - Huh? 1055 00:47:15,537 --> 00:47:16,560 (laughing) 1056 00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:19,420 - Now Hoffin, one cannot be impetuous 1057 00:47:19,420 --> 00:47:20,713 when practicing Tai Chi. 1058 00:47:21,584 --> 00:47:23,096 Behold! 1059 00:47:23,096 --> 00:47:24,690 (laughing) 1060 00:47:24,690 --> 00:47:28,410 You see, only when you are perfectly calm and focused 1061 00:47:28,410 --> 00:47:30,760 can you really understand the magic 1062 00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:32,593 of the perfect circle. 1063 00:47:34,070 --> 00:47:35,104 - Whoa! 1064 00:47:35,104 --> 00:47:36,937 - Wow, that's amazing! 1065 00:47:41,803 --> 00:47:45,227 - Like I said, everything lives in the circle of balance. 1066 00:47:45,227 --> 00:47:48,860 You must calm yourself and observe the space around you 1067 00:47:48,860 --> 00:47:51,690 to discern your own place inside the circle. 1068 00:47:54,430 --> 00:47:56,350 Look at the track of that mosquito. 1069 00:47:56,350 --> 00:47:57,643 That's also a circle. 1070 00:47:59,730 --> 00:48:02,030 You will find there are lots more examples. 1071 00:48:02,030 --> 00:48:04,569 Ah, oh, it itches. 1072 00:48:04,569 --> 00:48:05,780 (laughing) 1073 00:48:05,780 --> 00:48:06,730 See, Hoffin? 1074 00:48:06,730 --> 00:48:08,393 Observe with your heart. 1075 00:48:11,057 --> 00:48:13,733 - [Hoffin Voiceover] Calm, calm and focused. 1076 00:48:13,733 --> 00:48:16,033 Everything lives within the circle of balance. 1077 00:48:29,687 --> 00:48:31,430 - Do you feel well? 1078 00:48:31,430 --> 00:48:35,200 It's only three days now until the showdown with Razorback. 1079 00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:36,860 - Stronger than ever, master. 1080 00:48:36,860 --> 00:48:38,600 - Oh, that's good. 1081 00:48:39,835 --> 00:48:42,216 (clanking) 1082 00:48:42,216 --> 00:48:43,227 - Huh? 1083 00:48:43,227 --> 00:48:45,090 - Oh dear, how careless of me. 1084 00:48:45,090 --> 00:48:48,083 Hoffin, help me to tidy them up using Tai Chi. 1085 00:48:58,844 --> 00:49:01,094 (clanking) 1086 00:49:31,124 --> 00:49:31,957 (laughing) 1087 00:49:31,957 --> 00:49:34,440 Hoffin, you have grasped the form of Tai Chi 1088 00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:37,650 but you have yet to grasp its essence, I see. 1089 00:49:37,650 --> 00:49:38,780 - Essence? 1090 00:49:38,780 --> 00:49:41,710 - Becoming one with an object to gain control of it 1091 00:49:41,710 --> 00:49:43,600 requires mental power. 1092 00:49:43,600 --> 00:49:46,650 You will grasp this essence once your noodle-making skill 1093 00:49:46,650 --> 00:49:48,333 is up there with mine. 1094 00:49:49,700 --> 00:49:51,150 - Hey Hoffin. 1095 00:49:51,150 --> 00:49:53,370 Do you know what Cloudhand's talking about? 1096 00:49:53,370 --> 00:49:56,617 And what is this essence anyway, huh? 1097 00:49:56,617 --> 00:49:58,350 - [Hoffin Voiceover] Essence. 1098 00:49:58,350 --> 00:50:00,930 Something that's there but you can't see it, 1099 00:50:00,930 --> 00:50:03,603 touch it, so how do you grasp it? 1100 00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:06,130 One thing's for sure. 1101 00:50:06,130 --> 00:50:08,760 - Today I'm gonna make the best noodles ever. 1102 00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:17,543 (upbeat music) 1103 00:50:19,295 --> 00:50:20,795 - Woo hoo hoo hoo! 1104 00:50:28,425 --> 00:50:29,536 (laughing) 1105 00:50:29,536 --> 00:50:30,604 That's it, Hoffin. 1106 00:50:30,604 --> 00:50:31,870 It's just like Cloudhand's dough! 1107 00:50:31,870 --> 00:50:32,770 - Oh yeah! 1108 00:50:34,301 --> 00:50:35,540 - Cloudhand, are my noodles ready? 1109 00:50:35,540 --> 00:50:36,373 Hurry up, man! 1110 00:50:36,373 --> 00:50:38,023 - Here you go. 1111 00:50:40,220 --> 00:50:41,440 Bon appetit. 1112 00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:43,760 - Coming through, coming through! 1113 00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:44,593 - Hey! 1114 00:50:51,550 --> 00:50:54,366 - Hey, you got an apprentice, Cloudhand? 1115 00:50:54,366 --> 00:50:56,616 (laughing) 1116 00:51:08,391 --> 00:51:10,641 (laughing) 1117 00:51:14,459 --> 00:51:15,292 - Oh! 1118 00:51:17,850 --> 00:51:19,780 - The customers will decide whose taste best. 1119 00:51:19,780 --> 00:51:21,530 The champion's or the challenger's. 1120 00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:23,700 - Sure thing, kid. 1121 00:51:26,100 --> 00:51:27,970 - Smells like a winner. 1122 00:51:27,970 --> 00:51:28,803 Here they come. 1123 00:51:32,750 --> 00:51:34,050 Dig in, everyone. 1124 00:51:34,050 --> 00:51:35,543 - Hey, take it easy there. 1125 00:51:40,572 --> 00:51:42,822 (slurping) 1126 00:51:52,810 --> 00:51:54,650 - Well I would say as a gourmet 1127 00:51:54,650 --> 00:51:57,820 who's eaten all over the world that, uh. 1128 00:51:57,820 --> 00:51:58,933 - Come on, Rascal. 1129 00:52:00,542 --> 00:52:02,410 - It's perfect! 1130 00:52:02,410 --> 00:52:03,630 - Oh, hooray! 1131 00:52:04,926 --> 00:52:06,120 (laughing) 1132 00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:07,867 Pig: Hey, I want some more! 1133 00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:10,913 Pig Two: Leave me some! 1134 00:52:10,913 --> 00:52:11,746 (laughing) 1135 00:52:11,746 --> 00:52:12,580 - I'm glad you like 'em. 1136 00:52:12,580 --> 00:52:13,830 I'll bring out some more. 1137 00:52:15,210 --> 00:52:16,610 - Yeah, very nice. 1138 00:52:16,610 --> 00:52:19,210 But a little chewier would be better. 1139 00:52:19,210 --> 00:52:20,563 - Not chewy enough. 1140 00:52:21,669 --> 00:52:22,740 - Not chewy, Hoff. 1141 00:52:22,740 --> 00:52:23,980 I felt the same way. 1142 00:52:23,980 --> 00:52:24,813 - Rascal! 1143 00:52:26,290 --> 00:52:28,357 - Hold on and let me try 'em. 1144 00:52:31,070 --> 00:52:32,930 Not bad, Hoffin, not bad. 1145 00:52:32,930 --> 00:52:34,767 Your noodles taste great 1146 00:52:34,767 --> 00:52:36,663 but you could still do better I think. 1147 00:52:38,830 --> 00:52:40,280 - What is missing? 1148 00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:42,340 I did exactly what you did, Cloudhand, 1149 00:52:42,340 --> 00:52:44,110 step by step. 1150 00:52:44,110 --> 00:52:46,160 Did I overlook something along the way? 1151 00:52:46,160 --> 00:52:47,713 How is that possible? 1152 00:52:49,410 --> 00:52:51,100 - You didn't forget a single thing. 1153 00:52:51,100 --> 00:52:52,880 Each step was just fine 1154 00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:54,940 but where your hand and eye are perfect, 1155 00:52:54,940 --> 00:52:57,010 there the mind must follow suit. 1156 00:52:57,010 --> 00:52:59,120 - Are you talking about essence again? 1157 00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:02,138 - Yes, your faults are bound to the food you make 1158 00:53:02,138 --> 00:53:03,810 and what's more, the quality of those thoughts 1159 00:53:03,810 --> 00:53:06,730 will be felt by all who taste your creation. 1160 00:53:06,730 --> 00:53:09,370 You must first free your mind from all burdens 1161 00:53:09,370 --> 00:53:10,583 and then create. 1162 00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:13,913 - Slow down, son. 1163 00:53:13,913 --> 00:53:15,476 There's plenty more. 1164 00:53:15,476 --> 00:53:19,262 - Oh mom, tell me why your noodles are so delicious. 1165 00:53:19,262 --> 00:53:22,100 - 'Cause I'm filled with love when I make them 1166 00:53:22,100 --> 00:53:24,133 and I bet you can feel that love too. 1167 00:53:25,304 --> 00:53:26,137 - Oh. 1168 00:53:27,137 --> 00:53:29,003 Oh, now I get it. 1169 00:53:36,060 --> 00:53:37,900 - Wow, a shooting star! 1170 00:53:37,900 --> 00:53:38,773 Make a wish! 1171 00:53:39,723 --> 00:53:41,210 My wish is for great food everyday 1172 00:53:41,210 --> 00:53:42,747 and for the kitchen god's happiness 1173 00:53:42,747 --> 00:53:44,700 and to crack walnuts without injury 1174 00:53:44,700 --> 00:53:46,460 and for Hoffin to crush Razorback 1175 00:53:46,460 --> 00:53:48,807 like a bug that's all, that's all-- 1176 00:53:50,483 --> 00:53:51,316 - [Hoffin Voiceover] I wish to defeat Nian 1177 00:53:51,316 --> 00:53:53,343 and save my mom and dad. 1178 00:53:55,100 --> 00:53:57,020 - Tell me, Hoffin, what did you wish for? 1179 00:53:57,020 --> 00:53:59,073 - I'm not supposed to tell, Rascal. 1180 00:54:00,347 --> 00:54:02,610 (yawning) 1181 00:54:02,610 --> 00:54:03,963 I'm going to bed. 1182 00:54:06,507 --> 00:54:08,500 (shouting) 1183 00:54:08,500 --> 00:54:10,910 - I hope he'll be ready for action again tomorrow. 1184 00:54:10,910 --> 00:54:12,070 - Be in no doubt. 1185 00:54:12,070 --> 00:54:15,267 Tomorrow's fight will be extremely tough for Hoffin. 1186 00:54:17,780 --> 00:54:20,260 He will only gain a victory if he is at last 1187 00:54:20,260 --> 00:54:23,620 able to harness the mental power of Tai Chi. 1188 00:54:23,620 --> 00:54:24,910 - Oh just look at you. 1189 00:54:24,910 --> 00:54:26,973 Both: You look awesome. 1190 00:54:37,570 --> 00:54:39,480 - Mr. Razorback, you look fabulous. 1191 00:54:39,480 --> 00:54:40,620 You're a born winner. 1192 00:54:40,620 --> 00:54:41,833 No one could beat you. 1193 00:54:46,750 --> 00:54:48,690 If I didn't know you better, I'd think you 1194 00:54:48,690 --> 00:54:50,080 were the emperor himself. 1195 00:54:50,080 --> 00:54:51,450 You ride with the gods. 1196 00:54:51,450 --> 00:54:54,597 Hoffin is really in for it today. 1197 00:54:54,597 --> 00:54:55,720 - Yeah, he's in for it. 1198 00:54:55,720 --> 00:54:57,180 - Magnificent. 1199 00:54:57,180 --> 00:54:59,831 Razorback: Why don't you two shut up? 1200 00:54:59,831 --> 00:55:00,960 (laughing) 1201 00:55:00,960 --> 00:55:03,690 - A hulking body but not a brain in his head. 1202 00:55:03,690 --> 00:55:04,647 Leave the thinking to me 1203 00:55:04,647 --> 00:55:07,447 and we'll just leave the two of them to kill each other. 1204 00:55:08,750 --> 00:55:10,891 - You're just so smart. 1205 00:55:10,891 --> 00:55:13,141 (laughing) 1206 00:55:15,993 --> 00:55:18,180 - Hoffin, here on the Great Wall 1207 00:55:18,180 --> 00:55:20,010 among the mountains, do you realize 1208 00:55:20,010 --> 00:55:22,440 just how tiny we really are? 1209 00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:24,003 Meditate on this truth. 1210 00:55:24,890 --> 00:55:26,800 View the vastness of heaven and earth 1211 00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:28,673 and become one with all you see. 1212 00:55:36,413 --> 00:55:39,042 (laughing) 1213 00:55:39,042 --> 00:55:40,173 - Look, there they are. 1214 00:55:40,173 --> 00:55:43,283 I thought surely you'd chicken out, wonder boy. 1215 00:55:45,010 --> 00:55:46,390 So let's welcome-- 1216 00:55:46,390 --> 00:55:47,270 - The undefeated-- 1217 00:55:47,270 --> 00:55:51,699 Both: Tower of a pig, the fabulous Mr. Razorback. 1218 00:55:51,699 --> 00:55:54,400 (growling) 1219 00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:56,810 - Well today I'm gonna teach you guys a lesson 1220 00:55:56,810 --> 00:55:58,763 you'll never ever forget. 1221 00:56:01,505 --> 00:56:02,491 Ha! 1222 00:56:02,491 --> 00:56:03,324 - You cocky little punk! 1223 00:56:03,324 --> 00:56:04,700 You got a big mouth. 1224 00:56:04,700 --> 00:56:06,330 Now come here. 1225 00:56:06,330 --> 00:56:10,172 I'm gonna teach you some respect for your elders, boy. 1226 00:56:10,172 --> 00:56:11,200 Longmouth! 1227 00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:12,033 - Yeah, Mr. Razorback. 1228 00:56:12,033 --> 00:56:14,160 Do it, get him with some lightning blows! 1229 00:56:14,160 --> 00:56:15,510 Do it for good old Hogwild! 1230 00:56:16,510 --> 00:56:17,880 - Yeah, crush him! 1231 00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:19,333 Then we can all go home! 1232 00:56:20,560 --> 00:56:21,970 - What? 1233 00:56:21,970 --> 00:56:22,803 Imbecile. 1234 00:56:22,803 --> 00:56:25,780 If you'd kept quiet nobody would know you're so dumb. 1235 00:56:25,780 --> 00:56:27,251 - Hoffin, be careful. 1236 00:56:27,251 --> 00:56:29,630 - Hey big brother, show 'em who's boss around here. 1237 00:56:29,630 --> 00:56:30,590 - Look out, kid! 1238 00:56:31,603 --> 00:56:32,791 - Ya! 1239 00:56:32,791 --> 00:56:35,041 (growling) 1240 00:56:43,690 --> 00:56:45,940 (groaning) 1241 00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:47,913 My hand! 1242 00:56:48,783 --> 00:56:49,900 (laughing) 1243 00:56:49,900 --> 00:56:51,340 - What's wrong with Hoffin? 1244 00:56:51,340 --> 00:56:53,030 He knows he'll never be able to throw a punch 1245 00:56:53,030 --> 00:56:54,813 with Razorback's power. 1246 00:56:54,813 --> 00:56:55,646 (laughing) 1247 00:56:55,646 --> 00:56:56,479 - That fool kid. 1248 00:56:56,479 --> 00:56:58,650 He's totally forgotten their last meeting. 1249 00:56:58,650 --> 00:57:00,690 - And my brother gave you a break, kid. 1250 00:57:00,690 --> 00:57:03,080 Otherwise, you'd have fainted from the pain. 1251 00:57:03,080 --> 00:57:06,340 - Hey kid, you appear to have made some real progress 1252 00:57:06,340 --> 00:57:07,173 in a month. 1253 00:57:08,310 --> 00:57:10,130 But not nearly enough! 1254 00:57:10,130 --> 00:57:12,720 - Oh, you think you're as tough as nails 1255 00:57:12,720 --> 00:57:16,070 but softness can overcome hardness. 1256 00:57:16,070 --> 00:57:19,573 Master, now I am ready. 1257 00:57:25,529 --> 00:57:26,910 - Wow! 1258 00:57:26,910 --> 00:57:29,670 - So, the old Cloudhand routine. 1259 00:57:29,670 --> 00:57:31,690 Very impressive. 1260 00:57:31,690 --> 00:57:33,083 Brace yourself, kid! 1261 00:57:35,415 --> 00:57:38,259 And this time I won't be going easy on you! 1262 00:57:38,259 --> 00:57:39,543 Get this! 1263 00:57:39,543 --> 00:57:41,793 (groaning) 1264 00:57:51,670 --> 00:57:53,390 - Hey Hoffin, great job. 1265 00:57:53,390 --> 00:57:54,620 - Mm-hmm. 1266 00:57:54,620 --> 00:57:56,930 - Hey, just how did he do that? 1267 00:57:56,930 --> 00:57:59,400 - That move wasn't bad kid 1268 00:57:59,400 --> 00:58:01,910 but all the fancy footwork in the world 1269 00:58:01,910 --> 00:58:04,663 won't save you from my next blow. 1270 00:58:04,663 --> 00:58:06,830 (yelling) 1271 00:58:10,344 --> 00:58:12,197 - Oh boy, that guy's a killer. 1272 00:58:12,197 --> 00:58:13,549 One good punch and Hoffin 1273 00:58:13,549 --> 00:58:16,299 might never get back on his feet. 1274 00:58:18,869 --> 00:58:21,036 (yelling) 1275 00:58:21,988 --> 00:58:22,821 Hoffin! 1276 00:58:22,821 --> 00:58:25,443 - You can only get this kind of training in actual battle. 1277 00:58:27,170 --> 00:58:28,330 - Get up, Hoffin. 1278 00:58:28,330 --> 00:58:30,590 Why don't you get up and teach us all a lesson. 1279 00:58:30,590 --> 00:58:32,294 Just look at him. 1280 00:58:32,294 --> 00:58:35,010 He's not so Mr. Cocksure now, is he? 1281 00:58:35,010 --> 00:58:36,803 - Get up, you little coward! 1282 00:58:40,630 --> 00:58:43,470 Look kid, you're no slouch. 1283 00:58:43,470 --> 00:58:45,300 I'll say that for you. 1284 00:58:45,300 --> 00:58:49,860 So if you apologize now I might be willing to spare you. 1285 00:58:49,860 --> 00:58:54,365 - No way, Razorback, and I'll still find a way to beat you. 1286 00:58:54,365 --> 00:58:55,198 - What? 1287 00:58:55,198 --> 00:58:56,133 What did you say? 1288 00:58:57,192 --> 00:58:58,680 The nerve of this kid is beyond belief. 1289 00:58:58,680 --> 00:59:01,128 I need to straighten you out right now. 1290 00:59:01,128 --> 00:59:03,378 (growling) 1291 00:59:04,420 --> 00:59:07,450 Let's see how much you can take. 1292 00:59:07,450 --> 00:59:10,520 - Hoffin's great but he's no Tai Chi wizard yet. 1293 00:59:10,520 --> 00:59:12,790 He can't defect all those powerful jabs. 1294 00:59:12,790 --> 00:59:15,193 Hey Cloudhand, you gotta do something! 1295 00:59:16,540 --> 00:59:18,273 - Make yourself part of him. 1296 00:59:19,535 --> 00:59:21,710 Rascal: He meant something that might work. 1297 00:59:21,710 --> 00:59:23,700 - Link your strength to your will. 1298 00:59:23,700 --> 00:59:25,022 - Master? 1299 00:59:25,022 --> 00:59:27,270 - Internalize the infinite and be one with it. 1300 00:59:27,270 --> 00:59:29,793 So embrace Tai Chi with a pure mind. 1301 00:59:31,835 --> 00:59:34,400 Only when your mind, body and spirit 1302 00:59:34,400 --> 00:59:37,020 are calm and focused can you really and truly 1303 00:59:37,020 --> 00:59:39,073 understand the magic of the circle. 1304 00:59:40,250 --> 00:59:42,930 Tai Chi doesn't emphasize styles often 1305 00:59:42,930 --> 00:59:45,710 so you can forget the idea of styles completely. 1306 00:59:45,710 --> 00:59:48,312 Just do Tai Chi, okay? 1307 00:59:48,312 --> 00:59:49,422 - Right. 1308 00:59:49,422 --> 00:59:51,672 (grunting) 1309 00:59:52,527 --> 00:59:53,793 (yelling) 1310 00:59:53,793 --> 00:59:55,470 Rascal: Come on, Hoffin! 1311 00:59:55,470 --> 00:59:56,303 - Oh no. 1312 00:59:56,303 --> 00:59:58,234 We can't let him win, can we? 1313 00:59:58,234 --> 00:59:59,340 - I don't know. 1314 00:59:59,340 --> 01:00:00,740 - This isn't happening! 1315 01:00:00,740 --> 01:00:02,973 No one's held me off like this before! 1316 01:00:03,864 --> 01:00:06,031 (yelling) 1317 01:00:11,952 --> 01:00:14,619 (wood cracking) 1318 01:00:16,246 --> 01:00:17,630 (groaning) 1319 01:00:17,630 --> 01:00:20,245 - Yeah, you got him, Hoffin! 1320 01:00:20,245 --> 01:00:22,571 - Hey, there's no way you're gonna get out of here! 1321 01:00:22,571 --> 01:00:24,170 Charge! 1322 01:00:24,170 --> 01:00:25,807 - Hiya! 1323 01:00:25,807 --> 01:00:28,140 (screaming) 1324 01:00:29,234 --> 01:00:30,502 Hold on! 1325 01:00:30,502 --> 01:00:32,419 - Don't let go, please! 1326 01:00:34,644 --> 01:00:35,477 - Hogwild! 1327 01:00:36,496 --> 01:00:39,031 (groaning) 1328 01:00:39,031 --> 01:00:40,810 Little brother, little brother. 1329 01:00:40,810 --> 01:00:43,400 You okay, little brother? 1330 01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:45,527 - I'm alright, Hoffin saved me. 1331 01:00:45,527 --> 01:00:47,240 I'm in his debt now. 1332 01:00:47,240 --> 01:00:50,010 - An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind. 1333 01:00:50,010 --> 01:00:52,410 We should all live and let live. 1334 01:00:52,410 --> 01:00:53,880 - Those weasels are the ones 1335 01:00:53,880 --> 01:00:57,050 who thought this whole thing up to hurt Hoffin. 1336 01:00:57,050 --> 01:00:58,670 - That's our queue, come on. 1337 01:00:58,670 --> 01:01:01,430 - As I've said many times before, life is a mirror. 1338 01:01:01,430 --> 01:01:03,800 Smile into it and it will smile back. 1339 01:01:03,800 --> 01:01:06,160 Life is too short for selfish plotting 1340 01:01:06,160 --> 01:01:08,103 and scheming against each other. 1341 01:01:09,980 --> 01:01:11,330 Both: Please forgive us. 1342 01:01:16,113 --> 01:01:18,730 - Hoffin, now that you can perform Tai Chi 1343 01:01:18,730 --> 01:01:21,830 with a rightful mind, I have nothing more to teach you. 1344 01:01:21,830 --> 01:01:24,660 There's only one thing you need to keep in mind 1345 01:01:24,660 --> 01:01:26,130 and it is this. 1346 01:01:26,130 --> 01:01:28,030 - Let me guess, life is a mirror. 1347 01:01:28,030 --> 01:01:30,634 You smile into it, yatta yatta yatta. 1348 01:01:30,634 --> 01:01:32,780 Master, you've said it a thousand times. 1349 01:01:32,780 --> 01:01:34,573 - You're fed up with it, are you? 1350 01:01:36,060 --> 01:01:38,967 Well now, you'll never hear it again. 1351 01:01:38,967 --> 01:01:41,173 - Master, here I come! 1352 01:01:44,880 --> 01:01:45,713 - Come on. 1353 01:01:48,257 --> 01:01:49,090 Come on. 1354 01:01:52,372 --> 01:01:53,360 There's my boy. 1355 01:01:53,360 --> 01:01:54,193 Now take care. 1356 01:01:55,202 --> 01:01:56,035 (laughing) 1357 01:01:56,035 --> 01:01:56,868 - Okay, master. 1358 01:01:58,260 --> 01:01:59,210 I'll be seeing you. 1359 01:02:01,177 --> 01:02:02,510 Goodbye, master. 1360 01:02:07,331 --> 01:02:10,331 (adventurous music) 1361 01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:14,219 - Goodbye Hoffin. 1362 01:02:14,219 --> 01:02:15,386 And good luck. 1363 01:02:17,995 --> 01:02:19,578 - Farewell, master! 1364 01:02:20,535 --> 01:02:22,535 - Safe journey, goodbye! 1365 01:02:23,556 --> 01:02:24,389 Bye now! 1366 01:02:25,644 --> 01:02:26,644 See ya, bye! 1367 01:02:35,190 --> 01:02:37,460 - So Rascal, do you think I'm ready now 1368 01:02:37,460 --> 01:02:38,323 to take on Nian? 1369 01:02:39,530 --> 01:02:40,830 - Not again. 1370 01:02:40,830 --> 01:02:42,400 Kitchen god said you won't be ready 1371 01:02:42,400 --> 01:02:44,230 to face Nian and rescue your parents 1372 01:02:44,230 --> 01:02:46,780 until you find all the 12 sacred animals. 1373 01:02:46,780 --> 01:02:50,160 Face it, you're nowhere near a match for him yet, Hoffin. 1374 01:02:53,237 --> 01:02:54,487 - You're such a know-all. 1375 01:02:59,156 --> 01:03:01,739 (gentle music) 1376 01:03:08,381 --> 01:03:10,631 (neighing) 1377 01:03:23,840 --> 01:03:26,507 (bells ringing) 1378 01:03:39,700 --> 01:03:40,703 - Who's there? 1379 01:03:42,300 --> 01:03:44,873 No one may enter this place without permission. 1380 01:03:49,830 --> 01:03:53,200 Intruder, show yourself or I will deal harshly with you 1381 01:03:53,200 --> 01:03:54,640 when I find you! 1382 01:03:54,640 --> 01:03:56,170 - I've heard there's hidden treasure 1383 01:03:56,170 --> 01:03:57,620 under the red moon spring. 1384 01:03:57,620 --> 01:03:59,420 I've just come to have a look at it. 1385 01:04:00,900 --> 01:04:02,429 - Ha! 1386 01:04:02,429 --> 01:04:03,740 The grassland pearl is a sacred jewel 1387 01:04:03,740 --> 01:04:05,730 and I am responsible for keeping guard 1388 01:04:05,730 --> 01:04:07,140 over its resting place. 1389 01:04:07,140 --> 01:04:10,053 I do not believe that you'd come here just to look. 1390 01:04:11,223 --> 01:04:13,063 - Huh, what if I am here to get it? 1391 01:04:18,865 --> 01:04:23,865 Horse Voiceover: Where is he? 1392 01:04:24,847 --> 01:04:27,327 (neighing) 1393 01:04:27,327 --> 01:04:29,577 (shouting) 1394 01:04:33,630 --> 01:04:34,463 - Huh? 1395 01:04:35,305 --> 01:04:36,138 What? 1396 01:04:38,459 --> 01:04:39,292 Come out! 1397 01:04:42,584 --> 01:04:43,417 - Hiya! 1398 01:04:46,010 --> 01:04:46,843 - Whoa! 1399 01:04:49,154 --> 01:04:49,987 Huh? 1400 01:04:55,520 --> 01:04:57,000 Thief, you've been injured. 1401 01:04:57,000 --> 01:04:58,679 You better show yourself. 1402 01:04:58,679 --> 01:05:00,929 (laughing) 1403 01:05:02,059 --> 01:05:03,476 Why can't I move? 1404 01:05:05,010 --> 01:05:07,680 If you dare lay a hand on the grassland pearl, 1405 01:05:07,680 --> 01:05:09,508 I will destroy you! 1406 01:05:09,508 --> 01:05:10,825 (laughing) 1407 01:05:10,825 --> 01:05:11,740 (water splashing) 1408 01:05:11,740 --> 01:05:12,573 Stop! 1409 01:05:13,447 --> 01:05:14,480 If the pearl leaves the spring, this place 1410 01:05:14,480 --> 01:05:15,920 will become a barren desert! 1411 01:05:15,920 --> 01:05:16,943 Don't touch it! 1412 01:05:54,195 --> 01:05:58,155 - [Lizard Voiceover] Ah, the grassland pearl! 1413 01:05:58,155 --> 01:05:59,322 It's all mine! 1414 01:06:00,422 --> 01:06:02,672 (laughing) 1415 01:06:11,140 --> 01:06:13,660 I've got to get out of here! 1416 01:06:13,660 --> 01:06:14,493 What's going on? 1417 01:06:23,360 --> 01:06:24,863 - The grassland pearl. 1418 01:06:27,410 --> 01:06:29,790 - My lord, I am here to perform your task. 1419 01:06:29,790 --> 01:06:32,830 - Go to the northwest to see what just happened there. 1420 01:06:32,830 --> 01:06:33,790 - Yes my lord. 1421 01:06:36,155 --> 01:06:37,670 - The grassland pearl. 1422 01:06:37,670 --> 01:06:40,330 I have dreamt of it for a long time 1423 01:06:40,330 --> 01:06:43,000 and now that I'm free, it shall be mine. 1424 01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:44,660 - If I may ask, my lord, 1425 01:06:44,660 --> 01:06:46,980 what's special about this pearl? 1426 01:06:46,980 --> 01:06:50,000 - The grassland pearl radiates powerful energy. 1427 01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:52,400 Once I possess its power, I will be free 1428 01:06:52,400 --> 01:06:55,867 to come and go by day or by night as I please. 1429 01:06:58,358 --> 01:07:01,360 - I understand, my lord, I won't fail you. 1430 01:07:01,360 --> 01:07:03,890 - If you mess this one up, I will grind you 1431 01:07:03,890 --> 01:07:05,830 into crow pudding! 1432 01:07:05,830 --> 01:07:08,330 - Pudding, right my lord. 1433 01:07:08,330 --> 01:07:10,580 (laughing) 1434 01:07:12,090 --> 01:07:13,490 Horse Voiceover: Oh! 1435 01:07:13,490 --> 01:07:17,840 Red moon spring is gone, turned to arid wasteland. 1436 01:07:17,840 --> 01:07:20,200 I must get the grassland pearl back, 1437 01:07:20,200 --> 01:07:21,803 whatever the cost. 1438 01:07:24,353 --> 01:07:26,603 (neighing) 1439 01:07:34,250 --> 01:07:36,340 - Bigeye, how many times have I told you 1440 01:07:36,340 --> 01:07:38,053 never to walk in front of me, huh? 1441 01:07:39,817 --> 01:07:40,870 - Only three times. 1442 01:07:40,870 --> 01:07:41,860 - And you're not getting any 1443 01:07:41,860 --> 01:07:43,881 of those sweet potatoes I've got either. 1444 01:07:43,881 --> 01:07:45,300 - But why not? 1445 01:07:45,300 --> 01:07:47,950 - 'Cause they make your stomach go off like a rocket. 1446 01:07:48,948 --> 01:07:49,781 - Hey, what the? 1447 01:07:50,739 --> 01:07:53,040 - What are you two idiots doing here? 1448 01:07:53,040 --> 01:07:55,427 - Mr. Enforcer, we chased the kid here 1449 01:07:55,427 --> 01:07:57,640 and it wasn't easy, I can tell you. 1450 01:07:57,640 --> 01:07:59,380 - Well never mind him now. 1451 01:07:59,380 --> 01:08:03,150 I need you both to help me locate a particular treasure. 1452 01:08:03,150 --> 01:08:04,193 - A treasure? 1453 01:08:16,900 --> 01:08:18,340 - What time is it now, Rascal? 1454 01:08:18,340 --> 01:08:19,863 I'm getting pretty hungry. 1455 01:08:20,746 --> 01:08:21,890 - I have no idea. 1456 01:08:21,890 --> 01:08:23,980 I only know that it's not lunch time. 1457 01:08:25,280 --> 01:08:26,113 - Huh? 1458 01:08:30,780 --> 01:08:32,220 Am I still asleep? 1459 01:08:32,220 --> 01:08:34,433 Oh no, this is for real! 1460 01:08:37,274 --> 01:08:40,691 Rascal, wake up, we're in trouble, quick! 1461 01:08:43,243 --> 01:08:44,307 (yelling) 1462 01:08:44,307 --> 01:08:46,230 - A sandstorm, what are we gonna do? 1463 01:08:46,230 --> 01:08:48,286 Hoffin: I don't know! 1464 01:08:48,286 --> 01:08:50,453 (yelling) 1465 01:08:53,553 --> 01:08:54,953 - We're so gonna die here! 1466 01:08:54,953 --> 01:08:58,292 There's so much food I haven't tried! 1467 01:08:58,292 --> 01:08:59,792 - Rascal, hold on! 1468 01:09:01,147 --> 01:09:03,480 (explosion) 1469 01:09:11,640 --> 01:09:13,303 Wow, where are we? 1470 01:09:14,302 --> 01:09:16,100 - We're in the desert which is weird 1471 01:09:16,100 --> 01:09:18,693 because before the sandstorm, there was no desert. 1472 01:09:21,640 --> 01:09:23,453 - Hey, where's Mr. Teapot? 1473 01:09:23,453 --> 01:09:25,421 - Mr. Teapot, where are you? 1474 01:09:25,421 --> 01:09:27,410 Mr. Teapot, where are you? 1475 01:09:27,410 --> 01:09:28,473 Please, Mr. Teapot. 1476 01:09:29,546 --> 01:09:31,020 Mr. Teapot, are you here? 1477 01:09:31,020 --> 01:09:33,160 Will you come out, Mr. Teapot? 1478 01:09:35,258 --> 01:09:37,023 We can't leave here without him! 1479 01:09:38,080 --> 01:09:40,395 - Rascal, we've got to travel on foot 1480 01:09:40,395 --> 01:09:41,228 and look for food. 1481 01:09:41,228 --> 01:09:42,330 - Let's go now. 1482 01:09:42,330 --> 01:09:44,000 I don't wanna die in the desert! 1483 01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:45,340 And what if we can't find water 1484 01:09:45,340 --> 01:09:46,880 before we run out of steam? 1485 01:09:46,880 --> 01:09:48,773 We'll be a vulture buffet. 1486 01:09:50,790 --> 01:09:53,363 - Right, so we gotta find a way out. 1487 01:09:54,518 --> 01:09:55,497 Rascal: Hoffin, how much longer 1488 01:09:55,497 --> 01:09:57,093 before we can leave the desert? 1489 01:09:59,499 --> 01:10:01,300 Hoffin: I don't know, but let's follow the sun 1490 01:10:01,300 --> 01:10:02,883 and make it our guide for now. 1491 01:10:06,372 --> 01:10:07,205 - Huh? 1492 01:10:07,205 --> 01:10:09,700 What's this, the horse was telling the truth! 1493 01:10:09,700 --> 01:10:11,017 Take away the grassland pearl 1494 01:10:11,017 --> 01:10:13,583 and the grassland turns to dust. 1495 01:10:14,670 --> 01:10:17,380 Which proves the great value of this uncommon gem. 1496 01:10:17,380 --> 01:10:20,003 It's worth all the hardship I've just suffered. 1497 01:10:24,690 --> 01:10:27,483 I'm so tired, where does this desert end? 1498 01:10:30,350 --> 01:10:33,213 Oh no, there's no water left. 1499 01:10:36,374 --> 01:10:37,263 I must find water. 1500 01:10:37,263 --> 01:10:41,063 I'll be no use being a pearl swiping dead lizard. 1501 01:10:44,741 --> 01:10:45,574 - I'm hot! 1502 01:10:46,787 --> 01:10:49,037 (coughing) 1503 01:10:50,436 --> 01:10:53,070 - I'm bushed, where's Mr. Enforcer? 1504 01:10:53,070 --> 01:10:54,363 - Maybe he got lost. 1505 01:10:55,236 --> 01:10:56,375 I wonder. 1506 01:10:56,375 --> 01:10:57,208 Ah! 1507 01:10:57,208 --> 01:10:58,470 Bigeye: What's that? 1508 01:10:58,470 --> 01:10:59,303 - Take it! 1509 01:10:59,303 --> 01:11:01,712 - But it's not raining, Mr. Enforcer. 1510 01:11:01,712 --> 01:11:03,176 - Shut up! 1511 01:11:03,176 --> 01:11:04,009 Moron. 1512 01:11:04,009 --> 01:11:06,163 If Mr. Enforcer says take it, we take it. 1513 01:11:09,060 --> 01:11:12,280 Mr. Enforcer, what exactly is this for? 1514 01:11:12,280 --> 01:11:15,150 - Well you two snails walk much too slow. 1515 01:11:15,150 --> 01:11:16,910 Just hold on to this umbrella 1516 01:11:16,910 --> 01:11:18,570 and I'll float you along. 1517 01:11:18,570 --> 01:11:21,439 - Oh, okay, that's a plan, yeah. 1518 01:11:21,439 --> 01:11:23,330 What, what are you doing? 1519 01:11:23,330 --> 01:11:24,660 - I won't ever let go. 1520 01:11:24,660 --> 01:11:25,893 Even if we die. 1521 01:11:28,530 --> 01:11:31,787 - Oh boy, we're flying! 1522 01:11:31,787 --> 01:11:33,787 Bigeye: We're flying! 1523 01:11:39,345 --> 01:11:40,700 - I'm not good with heights. 1524 01:11:40,700 --> 01:11:43,150 I have a heart condition. 1525 01:11:43,150 --> 01:11:45,650 - Hey Longmouth, I like this flying. 1526 01:11:45,650 --> 01:11:46,863 - Cut the jabber. 1527 01:11:46,863 --> 01:11:49,703 Head northwest and bring me the grassland pearl. 1528 01:11:50,879 --> 01:11:52,579 Both: Sure thing, Mr. Enforcer. 1529 01:11:54,160 --> 01:11:55,867 - If you come back without that jewel, 1530 01:11:55,867 --> 01:11:58,710 Lord Nian will take your eyes out instead. 1531 01:12:02,530 --> 01:12:06,932 - Longmouth, you gotta let me get on top right now! 1532 01:12:06,932 --> 01:12:08,515 - I can't, I can't! 1533 01:12:12,030 --> 01:12:13,683 - The winds died down, Longmouth. 1534 01:12:15,931 --> 01:12:17,640 It's just no fun anymore. 1535 01:12:17,640 --> 01:12:18,920 - Huh? 1536 01:12:18,920 --> 01:12:19,753 What the? 1537 01:12:21,380 --> 01:12:23,880 Oh no, oh no, it's a sandstorm! 1538 01:12:23,880 --> 01:12:25,483 Bigeye, we're finished! 1539 01:12:26,600 --> 01:12:28,150 - Oh, a sandstorm. 1540 01:12:28,150 --> 01:12:30,851 Wow, I've never seen a sandstorm. 1541 01:12:30,851 --> 01:12:31,934 What a blast. 1542 01:12:35,289 --> 01:12:37,289 - We're dead, you moron! 1543 01:12:45,667 --> 01:12:47,450 - Hoffin, the winds are so strong, 1544 01:12:47,450 --> 01:12:49,400 I can't go any further. 1545 01:12:50,540 --> 01:12:53,103 - Hang on in there, Rascal, come on! 1546 01:12:55,350 --> 01:12:56,960 Wow! 1547 01:12:56,960 --> 01:12:58,540 - My mouth is full of sand. 1548 01:12:58,540 --> 01:13:00,047 I hate the desert. 1549 01:13:01,239 --> 01:13:03,103 Is that shelter ahead? 1550 01:13:06,070 --> 01:13:09,053 Hoffin: Yeah, but it looks like a ghost town. 1551 01:13:19,709 --> 01:13:22,209 - They must have water. 1552 01:13:22,209 --> 01:13:23,850 Rascal: What kind of a hideous place is this? 1553 01:13:23,850 --> 01:13:25,530 It gives me the heebie jeebies. 1554 01:13:25,530 --> 01:13:26,797 Let's keep moving, huh?. 1555 01:13:35,550 --> 01:13:37,153 There's no path from here. 1556 01:13:43,062 --> 01:13:44,720 - Oh, what happened to him? 1557 01:13:44,720 --> 01:13:46,097 Is he, do you think that-- 1558 01:13:46,097 --> 01:13:47,910 - No, he must have run out of water 1559 01:13:47,910 --> 01:13:49,253 and fainted with the heat. 1560 01:13:52,270 --> 01:13:54,750 Oh, I think I saw him move. 1561 01:13:54,750 --> 01:13:56,400 Are my eyes playing tricks on me? 1562 01:13:59,160 --> 01:14:01,193 Hoffin: Here, let's give him some water. 1563 01:14:02,873 --> 01:14:05,340 - Oh, hey, you can't give him all our water. 1564 01:14:05,340 --> 01:14:06,793 We need it too, you know. 1565 01:14:08,690 --> 01:14:09,900 Let's go, Hoffin. 1566 01:14:09,900 --> 01:14:11,500 We need to hit the road now. 1567 01:14:11,500 --> 01:14:13,200 - But he'll die if we just leave him. 1568 01:14:13,200 --> 01:14:15,660 - We have to find your teachers, Hoffin. 1569 01:14:16,650 --> 01:14:17,670 - Huh? 1570 01:14:17,670 --> 01:14:19,933 Who are you guys and what are you up to? 1571 01:14:22,005 --> 01:14:23,080 - What are we up to? 1572 01:14:23,080 --> 01:14:25,270 Maybe we should be asking you that question. 1573 01:14:25,270 --> 01:14:27,600 We're the ones that gave you water and saved your life. 1574 01:14:27,600 --> 01:14:29,880 That's all, ingrate. 1575 01:14:29,880 --> 01:14:30,930 - My name's Hoffin. 1576 01:14:30,930 --> 01:14:32,050 This is Rascal. 1577 01:14:32,050 --> 01:14:34,380 We're certainly not robbers. 1578 01:14:34,380 --> 01:14:35,923 - Thank you, my two heroes, but what 1579 01:14:35,923 --> 01:14:38,490 are you doing in this desolate place? 1580 01:14:38,490 --> 01:14:40,740 - I don't know, why not ask him? 1581 01:14:40,740 --> 01:14:42,790 - Hey, I could go around pointing fingers 1582 01:14:42,790 --> 01:14:43,830 if I wanted to. 1583 01:14:43,830 --> 01:14:45,650 - And you, how did you get here? 1584 01:14:45,650 --> 01:14:47,880 You were injured, weren't you? 1585 01:14:47,880 --> 01:14:50,230 - They call me Shifty Bushranger. 1586 01:14:50,230 --> 01:14:51,930 I trade in medicines but a band 1587 01:14:51,930 --> 01:14:54,630 of robbers just grabbed me, stole all my stock, 1588 01:14:54,630 --> 01:14:56,353 and beat me with no mercy. 1589 01:14:58,240 --> 01:15:00,140 - I don't believe you. 1590 01:15:00,140 --> 01:15:01,380 - Which way did they go? 1591 01:15:01,380 --> 01:15:03,160 We can still catch them. 1592 01:15:03,160 --> 01:15:05,070 - They're too far away now. 1593 01:15:05,070 --> 01:15:07,020 Forget it, they're long gone. 1594 01:15:07,020 --> 01:15:09,050 I'm just so glad to be alive. 1595 01:15:09,050 --> 01:15:10,930 Thank you for your kindnesses. 1596 01:15:10,930 --> 01:15:13,110 - It was no trouble, none at all. 1597 01:15:13,110 --> 01:15:14,420 - So where are you going now? 1598 01:15:14,420 --> 01:15:16,360 - I will try and get past the desert 1599 01:15:16,360 --> 01:15:19,000 and connect with family on the other side 1600 01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:21,680 but I fear more robbers are lurking about. 1601 01:15:21,680 --> 01:15:23,970 - Don't worry, no one will dare hurt you 1602 01:15:23,970 --> 01:15:25,200 while I'm here. 1603 01:15:25,200 --> 01:15:28,454 - Oh my, you're such a dear boy, thank you. 1604 01:15:28,454 --> 01:15:31,110 Rascal: Hoffin, a word with you please. 1605 01:15:31,110 --> 01:15:32,393 - What is it, Rascal? 1606 01:15:33,260 --> 01:15:35,840 - Are you really thinking of helping this guy? 1607 01:15:35,840 --> 01:15:38,450 - Sure, you can see he's been robbed 1608 01:15:38,450 --> 01:15:40,807 and injured, we can't just leave him here. 1609 01:15:40,807 --> 01:15:42,610 - But I think he's lying. 1610 01:15:42,610 --> 01:15:44,330 If he was just beaten, then why 1611 01:15:44,330 --> 01:15:46,229 is he covered in old scars? 1612 01:15:46,229 --> 01:15:47,831 - Hello? 1613 01:15:47,831 --> 01:15:48,664 - Hoffin. 1614 01:15:48,664 --> 01:15:50,430 - Have you seen him do anything rotten? 1615 01:15:50,430 --> 01:15:52,283 How do you know he's a bad guy? 1616 01:15:53,260 --> 01:15:54,123 - Oh, well. 1617 01:15:55,540 --> 01:15:56,764 Rascal: Hoffin, wait. 1618 01:15:56,764 --> 01:15:59,270 - So Hoffin, where are you two headed? 1619 01:15:59,270 --> 01:16:01,270 - Actually, we're a bit lost. 1620 01:16:01,270 --> 01:16:03,550 - Oh, I know the way from here. 1621 01:16:03,550 --> 01:16:05,230 I travel this route often. 1622 01:16:05,230 --> 01:16:07,250 We can walk together from here. 1623 01:16:07,250 --> 01:16:09,180 That is, if you trust me. 1624 01:16:09,180 --> 01:16:11,190 - That's great news, just what we need. 1625 01:16:11,190 --> 01:16:12,380 Lead the way. 1626 01:16:12,380 --> 01:16:14,560 Rascal, let's go with Mr. Bushranger. 1627 01:16:14,560 --> 01:16:17,140 He'll get us out of this death trap. 1628 01:16:17,140 --> 01:16:18,940 - You'd best be on your way, then. 1629 01:16:18,940 --> 01:16:21,380 I'm tired and I'm gonna get some rest. 1630 01:16:21,380 --> 01:16:23,240 - You really don't wanna come? 1631 01:16:23,240 --> 01:16:24,073 I'm leaving. 1632 01:16:24,073 --> 01:16:25,840 - Well I'm staying. 1633 01:16:25,840 --> 01:16:28,361 - He's not coming, let's go. 1634 01:16:28,361 --> 01:16:29,194 - Okay. 1635 01:16:31,076 --> 01:16:33,587 (laughing) 1636 01:16:33,587 --> 01:16:35,005 - Hoffin, Hoffin! 1637 01:16:35,005 --> 01:16:36,950 You blind fool! 1638 01:16:36,950 --> 01:16:39,563 Don't you come crawling back to me, do you hear me? 1639 01:16:47,923 --> 01:16:50,194 (shouting) 1640 01:16:50,194 --> 01:16:51,720 - Longmouth, Longmouth! 1641 01:16:51,720 --> 01:16:53,030 Don't die! 1642 01:16:53,030 --> 01:16:56,174 There are so many sweet potatoes left to steal. 1643 01:16:56,174 --> 01:16:59,310 - Get off my back, you stupid moron. 1644 01:16:59,310 --> 01:17:01,150 Help me up, come on. 1645 01:17:01,150 --> 01:17:02,570 - Oh, you're alright. 1646 01:17:02,570 --> 01:17:04,180 That's really great. 1647 01:17:04,180 --> 01:17:05,870 So where are we now then, huh? 1648 01:17:07,058 --> 01:17:08,930 That rotten crow always sends us 1649 01:17:08,930 --> 01:17:10,630 to these despicable outposts. 1650 01:17:10,630 --> 01:17:12,053 Do you see any treasure here? 1651 01:17:12,053 --> 01:17:14,690 I'll tell you, Bigeye, we're gonna die here 1652 01:17:14,690 --> 01:17:16,880 on some wild goose chase. 1653 01:17:16,880 --> 01:17:19,221 - Wild goose, did you say wild goose? 1654 01:17:19,221 --> 01:17:20,054 Where? 1655 01:17:20,054 --> 01:17:21,490 Where is it, show me. 1656 01:17:21,490 --> 01:17:23,123 - Okay, just be quiet. 1657 01:17:24,300 --> 01:17:25,863 - So how do we get out of here? 1658 01:17:27,348 --> 01:17:28,181 - That way. 1659 01:17:29,343 --> 01:17:31,750 - Longmouth, look, I think that big wave 1660 01:17:31,750 --> 01:17:33,170 will take us out of here. 1661 01:17:36,140 --> 01:17:38,004 - It is awfully big. 1662 01:17:38,004 --> 01:17:39,354 What the, oh no! 1663 01:17:39,354 --> 01:17:40,920 It's a big weasel-killing whirlwind 1664 01:17:40,920 --> 01:17:42,598 and it's gonna-- 1665 01:17:42,598 --> 01:17:44,765 (yelling) 1666 01:17:46,926 --> 01:17:47,957 - Hoffin! 1667 01:17:47,957 --> 01:17:49,210 I wouldn't have suffered all this craziness 1668 01:17:49,210 --> 01:17:52,000 if kitchen god hadn't asked me to. 1669 01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:54,130 So where will I go now, eh? 1670 01:17:54,130 --> 01:17:57,273 Ah yeah, I'll go home, back to my fishing village. 1671 01:18:02,892 --> 01:18:04,513 No, that's the last thing I need to do right now 1672 01:18:04,513 --> 01:18:06,700 because I promised kitchen god 1673 01:18:06,700 --> 01:18:09,450 that I'd help Hoffin find all the other sacred animals. 1674 01:18:10,320 --> 01:18:11,759 I must. 1675 01:18:11,759 --> 01:18:12,770 But I could hide from the kitchen god 1676 01:18:12,770 --> 01:18:14,501 in the old neighborhood. 1677 01:18:14,501 --> 01:18:17,087 (laughing) 1678 01:18:17,087 --> 01:18:18,480 But what would he think of me 1679 01:18:18,480 --> 01:18:20,223 if he ever found out the truth? 1680 01:18:21,270 --> 01:18:25,120 - Oh Rascal, can you really be this irresponsible? 1681 01:18:25,120 --> 01:18:27,250 - No, it's Hoffin! 1682 01:18:27,250 --> 01:18:28,420 He abandoned me! 1683 01:18:28,420 --> 01:18:31,870 - He's the star child and you're a sacred animal! 1684 01:18:31,870 --> 01:18:34,650 Help him complete his kung fu training, Rascal! 1685 01:18:34,650 --> 01:18:36,213 This is your mission! 1686 01:18:37,375 --> 01:18:39,340 - But really, how sacred am I anyway? 1687 01:18:39,340 --> 01:18:41,330 I mean, when you look at the other sacred animals, 1688 01:18:41,330 --> 01:18:43,609 they're all kung fu masters, aren't they? 1689 01:18:43,609 --> 01:18:46,577 I'm just a regular rat. 1690 01:18:46,577 --> 01:18:47,410 (laughing) 1691 01:18:47,410 --> 01:18:49,890 - If you do not help the rising star god 1692 01:18:49,890 --> 01:18:51,770 to prepare for his test, Nian 1693 01:18:51,770 --> 01:18:54,350 will plunge the earth into eternal darkness 1694 01:18:54,350 --> 01:18:56,793 and wreak havoc on all living things. 1695 01:18:56,793 --> 01:18:58,653 In the end, you and only you 1696 01:18:58,653 --> 01:19:02,300 will have been responsible for this, my little friend. 1697 01:19:02,300 --> 01:19:04,350 - Me, responsible for all that? 1698 01:19:04,350 --> 01:19:06,043 - Yeah, for all that and more. 1699 01:19:06,980 --> 01:19:09,540 - Nobody understands the good I've already done. 1700 01:19:09,540 --> 01:19:11,683 Nobody begins to understand that. 1701 01:19:11,683 --> 01:19:13,840 - My friend, all the living creatures you helped 1702 01:19:13,840 --> 01:19:16,910 to save shall remember you as a glorious member 1703 01:19:16,910 --> 01:19:19,210 of the circle of 12. 1704 01:19:19,210 --> 01:19:20,240 - Whatever. 1705 01:19:20,240 --> 01:19:22,779 I won't give up on him, kitchen god. 1706 01:19:22,779 --> 01:19:25,196 I'll carry out my assignment. 1707 01:19:26,698 --> 01:19:29,948 Hoffin, you owe me, just remember that. 1708 01:19:35,629 --> 01:19:38,560 - Hoffin, you said you'd protect me, didn't you? 1709 01:19:38,560 --> 01:19:41,470 But desert thieves can be very vicious, you know? 1710 01:19:41,470 --> 01:19:43,570 - Hey, don't you worry about them. 1711 01:19:43,570 --> 01:19:46,750 My diamond fist is ready to take care of them. 1712 01:19:46,750 --> 01:19:48,450 I've handled plenty of tough guys 1713 01:19:48,450 --> 01:19:49,630 like the three bruisers (mumbling) 1714 01:19:49,630 --> 01:19:51,820 and the boar brothers too. 1715 01:19:51,820 --> 01:19:52,830 - Uh-huh. 1716 01:19:52,830 --> 01:19:55,260 Care to demonstrate for me now? 1717 01:19:55,260 --> 01:19:56,113 - Sure thing. 1718 01:19:57,076 --> 01:19:59,326 (grunting) 1719 01:20:00,690 --> 01:20:02,400 - Oh bravo, Hoffin. 1720 01:20:02,400 --> 01:20:04,500 As long as you're around, I needn't worry 1721 01:20:04,500 --> 01:20:06,320 about any robbers. 1722 01:20:06,320 --> 01:20:09,757 - No, Mr. Bushranger, you can count on me. 1723 01:20:09,757 --> 01:20:10,590 (laughing) 1724 01:20:10,590 --> 01:20:12,313 Shifty: I believe I'll do just that. 1725 01:20:16,440 --> 01:20:18,010 Male: Guys, we haven't seen so much 1726 01:20:18,010 --> 01:20:20,190 as a shadow pass by all day. 1727 01:20:20,190 --> 01:20:21,770 Male Two: Yeah, and what could we steal 1728 01:20:21,770 --> 01:20:24,370 in this no man's land anyway? 1729 01:20:24,370 --> 01:20:25,913 Male Three: You two pipe down. 1730 01:20:27,430 --> 01:20:28,263 Hoffin: Ah! 1731 01:20:28,263 --> 01:20:29,720 Group: Huh? 1732 01:20:29,720 --> 01:20:32,230 - Finally, a place where we can rest at last. 1733 01:20:32,230 --> 01:20:34,180 Oh, I'm so tired. 1734 01:20:34,180 --> 01:20:35,900 - An inn in the middle of nowhere 1735 01:20:35,900 --> 01:20:37,270 seems odd, Hoffin. 1736 01:20:37,270 --> 01:20:39,130 We should keep on our toes. 1737 01:20:39,130 --> 01:20:40,100 - Don't worry. 1738 01:20:40,100 --> 01:20:42,753 You'll be fine as long as I'm here with you. 1739 01:20:43,746 --> 01:20:45,300 (chattering) 1740 01:20:45,300 --> 01:20:47,693 Are you fellow travelers lost like we are? 1741 01:20:48,750 --> 01:20:51,138 - Yeah, the sandstorm blew us off course 1742 01:20:51,138 --> 01:20:53,410 and then we got lost, right? 1743 01:20:53,410 --> 01:20:54,700 - Oh yeah. 1744 01:20:54,700 --> 01:20:55,533 We did too. 1745 01:20:56,757 --> 01:20:57,590 Huh? 1746 01:20:59,270 --> 01:21:00,120 Hey, what's that? 1747 01:21:02,130 --> 01:21:02,963 - Nothing. 1748 01:21:02,963 --> 01:21:05,170 We're (mumbling) who have lost our merchandise 1749 01:21:05,170 --> 01:21:06,010 in the storm. 1750 01:21:06,010 --> 01:21:08,560 We keep the odd weapon to protect ourselves 1751 01:21:08,560 --> 01:21:10,800 on the road, right guys? 1752 01:21:10,800 --> 01:21:12,211 - Yeah, yeah. 1753 01:21:12,211 --> 01:21:14,220 - Oh, so you're merchants. 1754 01:21:14,220 --> 01:21:17,673 But you dress as if, hey, do you practice kung fu? 1755 01:21:19,020 --> 01:21:21,140 - Well robbers often approach us on the road. 1756 01:21:21,140 --> 01:21:22,400 We need to know a little something 1757 01:21:22,400 --> 01:21:24,590 to fight them off if need be. 1758 01:21:24,590 --> 01:21:25,423 - Oh, I see. 1759 01:21:25,423 --> 01:21:27,070 What styles do you practice? 1760 01:21:27,070 --> 01:21:29,670 How about we mix it up a little bit? 1761 01:21:29,670 --> 01:21:30,503 - Huh? 1762 01:21:30,503 --> 01:21:33,510 I only know a little bit of this and that, nothing special. 1763 01:21:33,510 --> 01:21:36,339 Showing you would be like teaching fish to swim. 1764 01:21:36,339 --> 01:21:41,339 - Huh? 1765 01:21:48,832 --> 01:21:50,999 (gasping) 1766 01:21:53,813 --> 01:21:54,793 Oh! 1767 01:21:54,793 --> 01:21:57,376 (wind blowing) 1768 01:22:06,170 --> 01:22:07,003 - Be careful. 1769 01:22:07,003 --> 01:22:08,310 Unexpected visitor. 1770 01:22:08,310 --> 01:22:09,780 Does he look like a robber to you? 1771 01:22:09,780 --> 01:22:11,680 He can't take his eyes off your stuff. 1772 01:22:14,550 --> 01:22:17,650 - Just relax, huh, relax. 1773 01:22:17,650 --> 01:22:21,360 - Gentlemen, where are you from and where are you heading? 1774 01:22:21,360 --> 01:22:23,550 - We're lost and just seeking shelter 1775 01:22:23,550 --> 01:22:25,101 from the sandstorm. 1776 01:22:25,101 --> 01:22:27,900 We're humble traveling traders, you see. 1777 01:22:27,900 --> 01:22:29,930 - Oh and you're trading in knives 1778 01:22:29,930 --> 01:22:32,070 and swords then, is that right? 1779 01:22:32,070 --> 01:22:32,980 - Oh this? 1780 01:22:32,980 --> 01:22:35,840 This is just a little travel insurance, that's all. 1781 01:22:35,840 --> 01:22:37,870 We all know how unsafe it can be out there, 1782 01:22:37,870 --> 01:22:38,873 now don't we, huh? 1783 01:22:39,840 --> 01:22:40,673 Come on. 1784 01:22:40,673 --> 01:22:41,506 (laughing) 1785 01:22:41,506 --> 01:22:44,570 - When he gets around to us tell him as little as possible. 1786 01:22:44,570 --> 01:22:45,420 Hoffin: Right. 1787 01:22:47,030 --> 01:22:48,430 - How about you two? 1788 01:22:48,430 --> 01:22:49,773 You also merchants? 1789 01:22:51,210 --> 01:22:53,840 - Yeah, I trade in medicines. 1790 01:22:53,840 --> 01:22:56,450 - Oh, a medicine merchant. 1791 01:22:56,450 --> 01:22:58,700 I see your left arm's injured. 1792 01:22:58,700 --> 01:23:01,330 So then, what happened to you? 1793 01:23:01,330 --> 01:23:03,720 - Well I was robbed of my stock 1794 01:23:03,720 --> 01:23:05,280 and injured into the bargain. 1795 01:23:05,280 --> 01:23:07,330 Luckily I met this absolute angel 1796 01:23:07,330 --> 01:23:09,940 who saved me or I'd be dead by now. 1797 01:23:09,940 --> 01:23:12,330 He really saved my life. 1798 01:23:12,330 --> 01:23:14,223 - Oh, really? 1799 01:23:15,150 --> 01:23:15,983 - Yes. 1800 01:23:16,980 --> 01:23:18,790 - Hey, it seems to me this horse 1801 01:23:18,790 --> 01:23:20,580 is trying to steal our mark. 1802 01:23:20,580 --> 01:23:21,840 Male: Yeah, but we saw the green guy 1803 01:23:21,840 --> 01:23:22,810 and the kid first. 1804 01:23:22,810 --> 01:23:24,560 The horse can't just butt in like that. 1805 01:23:24,560 --> 01:23:26,560 Male Two: Zip it, guys, let me think. 1806 01:23:27,892 --> 01:23:29,483 (screaming) 1807 01:23:29,483 --> 01:23:31,133 - Help me somebody! 1808 01:23:34,180 --> 01:23:36,479 - I know it must be lunch time by now. 1809 01:23:36,479 --> 01:23:38,210 How long do I have to stay here? 1810 01:23:38,210 --> 01:23:40,330 - Until the stupid fairy comes to save you. 1811 01:23:40,330 --> 01:23:42,433 Oh, my arms are killing me! 1812 01:23:42,433 --> 01:23:44,600 (yelling) 1813 01:23:50,440 --> 01:23:52,800 - Longmouth, I feel dizzy! 1814 01:23:52,800 --> 01:23:54,850 Longmouth: Dizzy, I'm dying over here. 1815 01:24:03,841 --> 01:24:07,674 - [Shifty Voiceover] Does he realize who I am? 1816 01:24:08,676 --> 01:24:10,843 (yelling) 1817 01:24:11,892 --> 01:24:13,741 - We're falling, Bigeye! 1818 01:24:13,741 --> 01:24:15,695 (yelling) 1819 01:24:15,695 --> 01:24:16,528 (gasping) 1820 01:24:16,528 --> 01:24:17,361 - Now! 1821 01:24:19,511 --> 01:24:20,561 - You won't catch me! 1822 01:24:22,320 --> 01:24:23,153 - It's you! 1823 01:24:25,427 --> 01:24:26,510 Get out of my way! 1824 01:24:26,510 --> 01:24:29,073 - Whatever that lizard's got is ours! 1825 01:24:30,591 --> 01:24:32,841 (cracking) 1826 01:24:34,372 --> 01:24:35,789 - Wow, he's good! 1827 01:24:37,053 --> 01:24:37,886 Stop thief! 1828 01:24:37,886 --> 01:24:39,560 Keep away from Mr. Bushranger! 1829 01:24:39,560 --> 01:24:41,290 Horse: He's stolen the grassland pearl. 1830 01:24:41,290 --> 01:24:42,530 Get out of my way. 1831 01:24:42,530 --> 01:24:45,170 - Hey, did you hear him say grassland pearl? 1832 01:24:45,170 --> 01:24:47,830 - Yes I did, and the little brat's here too. 1833 01:24:47,830 --> 01:24:49,930 - I have no time to argue with you. 1834 01:24:49,930 --> 01:24:51,360 Stay out of this. 1835 01:24:51,360 --> 01:24:53,513 - You need a taste of the diamond fist! 1836 01:24:54,988 --> 01:24:56,707 (yelling) 1837 01:24:56,707 --> 01:24:58,957 (groaning) 1838 01:25:01,150 --> 01:25:04,373 As long as I'm here, you'll harm no one. 1839 01:25:10,290 --> 01:25:11,870 - I'm warning you, child. 1840 01:25:11,870 --> 01:25:13,263 - And I'm warning you! 1841 01:25:13,263 --> 01:25:14,596 Leave him alone! 1842 01:25:15,953 --> 01:25:18,660 (grunting) 1843 01:25:18,660 --> 01:25:19,493 Horse: Thief! 1844 01:25:19,493 --> 01:25:22,133 Give the grassland pearl back to me! 1845 01:25:36,552 --> 01:25:37,385 - It's you! 1846 01:25:37,385 --> 01:25:39,953 - Hoffin, is that horrible robber gone yet? 1847 01:25:41,170 --> 01:25:43,260 - That low life lizard's back again. 1848 01:25:43,260 --> 01:25:46,343 - I thought you'd left for good, Mr. Bushranger. 1849 01:25:47,183 --> 01:25:49,020 - Eh, I didn't go far. 1850 01:25:49,020 --> 01:25:52,230 I just ran away and hid down a hole for a bit. 1851 01:25:52,230 --> 01:25:56,280 - Oh, well I was worried that horse might've got you. 1852 01:25:56,280 --> 01:25:58,670 - You were so brave just now, Hoffin. 1853 01:25:58,670 --> 01:25:59,950 You're my little hero. 1854 01:25:59,950 --> 01:26:01,410 I would certainly have been attacked 1855 01:26:01,410 --> 01:26:03,760 by him and probably robbed if it were not 1856 01:26:03,760 --> 01:26:05,800 for you, my friend. 1857 01:26:05,800 --> 01:26:07,890 - Don't worry, any of those guys 1858 01:26:07,890 --> 01:26:09,830 would have to go through me to get you. 1859 01:26:09,830 --> 01:26:13,270 - Hey Hoffin, what about those three merchants? 1860 01:26:13,270 --> 01:26:14,840 Where are they? 1861 01:26:14,840 --> 01:26:17,380 - After you ran away, they fought with that horse 1862 01:26:17,380 --> 01:26:18,670 but he took care of each of them 1863 01:26:18,670 --> 01:26:21,290 with a single blow but I have no idea 1864 01:26:21,290 --> 01:26:23,210 where they might have gone to. 1865 01:26:23,210 --> 01:26:24,170 - They went away? 1866 01:26:25,900 --> 01:26:27,520 Maybe it's just as well. 1867 01:26:27,520 --> 01:26:29,740 We don't want too many people around. 1868 01:26:29,740 --> 01:26:31,500 I tell you what, we'll rest here tonight 1869 01:26:31,500 --> 01:26:33,210 and hit the road tomorrow. 1870 01:26:33,210 --> 01:26:34,470 What do you say, huh? 1871 01:26:34,470 --> 01:26:35,303 - Okay. 1872 01:26:38,610 --> 01:26:41,537 - Good, nobody's noticed us. 1873 01:26:41,537 --> 01:26:42,420 (laughing) 1874 01:26:42,420 --> 01:26:43,680 This is Hoffin's room. 1875 01:26:43,680 --> 01:26:46,320 The grassland pearl could be in here. 1876 01:26:46,320 --> 01:26:47,153 Check it out. 1877 01:26:47,153 --> 01:26:48,020 - It's always me. 1878 01:26:48,020 --> 01:26:49,886 - Get on with it. 1879 01:26:49,886 --> 01:26:50,719 Pathetic. 1880 01:26:54,363 --> 01:26:55,633 I hate this place. 1881 01:26:55,633 --> 01:26:56,466 Bigeye: Hey Longmouth! 1882 01:26:56,466 --> 01:26:57,734 - You got it? 1883 01:26:57,734 --> 01:26:58,700 Bigeye: No, I found this. 1884 01:26:58,700 --> 01:26:59,853 - Why you! 1885 01:27:00,740 --> 01:27:01,933 Stop thinking of food. 1886 01:27:03,330 --> 01:27:04,860 Come on. 1887 01:27:04,860 --> 01:27:05,713 - Okay. 1888 01:27:08,840 --> 01:27:10,410 - If it's not Hoffin's room, 1889 01:27:10,410 --> 01:27:11,940 it must be the lizard's room. 1890 01:27:11,940 --> 01:27:13,650 I'll go and have a look. 1891 01:27:13,650 --> 01:27:14,613 - Okay. 1892 01:27:20,956 --> 01:27:21,789 - Huh? 1893 01:27:27,088 --> 01:27:28,777 Where is the grassland pearl? 1894 01:27:30,321 --> 01:27:31,937 Huh? 1895 01:27:31,937 --> 01:27:34,992 Shifty: No, don't steal my beautiful gem, no! 1896 01:27:34,992 --> 01:27:37,244 Longmouth: Oh, it must be here! 1897 01:27:37,244 --> 01:27:38,730 (laughing) 1898 01:27:38,730 --> 01:27:40,423 - Grassland pearl. 1899 01:27:43,101 --> 01:27:45,843 I'll be rich, so filthy rich. 1900 01:27:46,700 --> 01:27:47,907 Oh, I love riches. 1901 01:27:49,061 --> 01:27:52,061 I'm gonna be rich, rich, rich, rich. 1902 01:27:56,173 --> 01:27:59,400 Longmouth: Now that's what I call a treasure. 1903 01:27:59,400 --> 01:28:00,648 - Yum! 1904 01:28:00,648 --> 01:28:01,481 Longmouth: Bigeyes! 1905 01:28:01,481 --> 01:28:02,314 - Yeah. 1906 01:28:02,314 --> 01:28:03,147 (laughing) 1907 01:28:03,147 --> 01:28:04,570 You found the pearl, huh, that's great. 1908 01:28:04,570 --> 01:28:05,690 - It's inside here. 1909 01:28:05,690 --> 01:28:07,670 - Yippee, well done! 1910 01:28:07,670 --> 01:28:09,330 - Sh, keep it down, will ya? 1911 01:28:09,330 --> 01:28:11,070 It's so dangerous out here we gotta 1912 01:28:11,070 --> 01:28:12,620 think of a good place to hide it 1913 01:28:12,620 --> 01:28:14,780 so no one can steal it from us. 1914 01:28:14,780 --> 01:28:16,340 - Okay. 1915 01:28:16,340 --> 01:28:17,173 - Move! 1916 01:28:22,491 --> 01:28:23,324 - [Rascal Voiceover] But I think he 1917 01:28:23,324 --> 01:28:24,779 made up this whole thing. 1918 01:28:24,779 --> 01:28:26,410 He says he was just beaten 1919 01:28:26,410 --> 01:28:29,830 so why is he covered in old scars, not new ones. 1920 01:28:29,830 --> 01:28:31,690 - They call me Shifty Bushranger, 1921 01:28:31,690 --> 01:28:34,170 I trade in medicines but a band of robbers 1922 01:28:34,170 --> 01:28:36,840 just grabbed me, stole my stock and beat me 1923 01:28:36,840 --> 01:28:38,153 with no mercy. 1924 01:28:40,060 --> 01:28:41,957 - No, I'm not going. 1925 01:28:41,957 --> 01:28:43,817 - You don't wanna come? 1926 01:28:43,817 --> 01:28:45,871 Well I'm leaving. 1927 01:28:45,871 --> 01:28:46,790 - [Hoffin Voiceover] It's not good this way. 1928 01:28:46,790 --> 01:28:48,293 I wish Rascal was here. 1929 01:28:55,130 --> 01:28:57,253 Rascal, where are you? 1930 01:28:59,710 --> 01:29:02,320 - Right, it's me again, kitchen god. 1931 01:29:02,320 --> 01:29:05,320 You know I've always tried to be a fairly upstanding rat. 1932 01:29:05,320 --> 01:29:06,900 It's killing me that there's no one there 1933 01:29:06,900 --> 01:29:08,943 to help the star child in his quest. 1934 01:29:10,094 --> 01:29:12,800 And yet at the same time, 1935 01:29:12,800 --> 01:29:16,150 I really want to smack him silly for his foolishness. 1936 01:29:16,150 --> 01:29:18,590 Now I'm in this creepy place all alone 1937 01:29:18,590 --> 01:29:19,923 wondering if I'm safe. 1938 01:29:20,980 --> 01:29:22,080 What's that noise? 1939 01:29:22,080 --> 01:29:24,340 Is it a monster or robbers? 1940 01:29:24,340 --> 01:29:25,223 What is it? 1941 01:29:25,223 --> 01:29:26,630 I can hardly breathe. 1942 01:29:26,630 --> 01:29:27,463 I've had it. 1943 01:29:27,463 --> 01:29:28,400 I'm sure it heard me. 1944 01:29:29,705 --> 01:29:31,872 (yelling) 1945 01:29:50,608 --> 01:29:53,570 (whimpering) 1946 01:29:53,570 --> 01:29:56,080 Sh, sh, be quiet Rascal. 1947 01:29:56,080 --> 01:29:57,003 I'm so scared! 1948 01:29:59,920 --> 01:30:02,167 I'll throw it this time, I swear I will! 1949 01:30:04,201 --> 01:30:05,034 I will! 1950 01:30:05,910 --> 01:30:07,813 - Hey little friend, who are you? 1951 01:30:09,180 --> 01:30:10,793 Why are you here? 1952 01:30:14,820 --> 01:30:18,045 - My name's Rascal, and what's yours? 1953 01:30:18,045 --> 01:30:18,878 (laughing) 1954 01:30:18,878 --> 01:30:19,940 - Catchy name. 1955 01:30:19,940 --> 01:30:21,140 Call me Guardian. 1956 01:30:21,140 --> 01:30:22,793 I watch over this place. 1957 01:30:23,690 --> 01:30:24,760 - Guardian? 1958 01:30:24,760 --> 01:30:27,030 It's so late now, why are you here? 1959 01:30:27,030 --> 01:30:28,480 You scared me. 1960 01:30:28,480 --> 01:30:29,957 What do you want? 1961 01:30:29,957 --> 01:30:31,440 - Well I was chasing a thief. 1962 01:30:31,440 --> 01:30:33,640 Why don't you find a safer place to rest. 1963 01:30:33,640 --> 01:30:34,730 Here is no good. 1964 01:30:34,730 --> 01:30:37,080 The sandstorm will more than likely fill this place 1965 01:30:37,080 --> 01:30:38,050 by morning. 1966 01:30:38,050 --> 01:30:40,370 If you stay here, you're gonna be buried alive 1967 01:30:40,370 --> 01:30:41,943 and you'll probably die. 1968 01:30:42,870 --> 01:30:44,220 - Why should I believe you? 1969 01:30:48,200 --> 01:30:50,320 - If you wish to stay, you better pray hard 1970 01:30:50,320 --> 01:30:51,870 to the gods of the wind. 1971 01:30:51,870 --> 01:30:54,470 They might just give you a special pass, little rat. 1972 01:30:59,666 --> 01:31:01,916 (grunting) 1973 01:31:08,467 --> 01:31:10,060 - I think I'll go with you. 1974 01:31:10,060 --> 01:31:11,110 - Now you believe me. 1975 01:31:12,453 --> 01:31:14,655 - Ah, you're a sacred animal! 1976 01:31:14,655 --> 01:31:16,680 - So Hoffin really is the star child. 1977 01:31:16,680 --> 01:31:17,743 - He's a robber. 1978 01:31:18,968 --> 01:31:20,200 Hoffin. 1979 01:31:20,200 --> 01:31:21,310 - What was that move? 1980 01:31:21,310 --> 01:31:23,313 - I call it the shadowless kick. 1981 01:31:24,500 --> 01:31:25,680 - You shifty weasels. 1982 01:31:25,680 --> 01:31:28,765 You stole my treasure and you dare to deceive me? 1983 01:31:28,765 --> 01:31:29,765 - No, don't! 1984 01:31:31,873 --> 01:31:32,706 - Help! 1985 01:31:37,396 --> 01:31:39,001 - You are a bunch of fools! 1986 01:31:39,001 --> 01:31:41,168 I want my grassland pearl! 1987 01:31:42,649 --> 01:31:46,482 (singing in foreign language) 131825