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- SARA: Jimmy...
- Hi.
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So we need to talk, huh?
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Yeah. About the kiss, right?
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Yes, let's talk.
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- Jimmy, we need to talk.
- Not now, Ravi, I'm busy.
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Oh, sorry. You know what?
I'll just make it quick.
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You know how I keep having
those really boring dreams?
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Well, this one takes the cake...
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- Ravi...
- Just imagine my apartment,
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but not my apartment, more boring...
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Get out.
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Yep.
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- So I...
- So I...
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- Oh, you first.
- No, go ahead.
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- Go ahead.
- Ladies first.
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- Fine, I'll...
- So, I would...
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You talk.
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- Okay. When I...
- It's just that...
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Come on!
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I'm gonna talk now!
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That kiss...
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was a big mistake.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, I'm so relieved
to hear you say that.
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I feel the exact same way.
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SARA: Thank God.
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- We were just emotional.
- Yeah.
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We got caught up in the moment.
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It's my fault.
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I mean, my vulnerability
is just too sexy.
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I am in a great
relationship with Craig.
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I am in a great relationship
with Catherine.
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I don't want to put that in jeopardy.
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I don't want to put it
in Wheel of Fortune.
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Sorry, I can't turn it off.
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Okay, we need to take
this to our grave.
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Yes.
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It's between you, me,
and the lady upstairs.
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GERALD:
He kissed her?! What?
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They kissed? On the lips?
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That's so crazy!
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We can explain! It was
a one-time thing!
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- Aw...
- What's to explain?
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My little girl just had her first kiss
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with White Victor's son.
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- Oh. Oh...
- Oh, so cute.
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JIMMY: Isn't that cute?
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- We're just...
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Grandparents.
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Improved By: Fidel33
Sub Upload Date: May 17, 2016
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Okay. We almost blew it out there.
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We need to be better than that.
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Yeah, we need to think
fast on our feet.
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Now, I learned this trick
in improv class...
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I don't need improv tricks.
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You'd be a stubborn scene
partner, I'll tell you what.
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Why are we still talking about improv?
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Gerald has an announcement.
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Let's get out there and just be cool.
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I... I'm cool.
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- Cool.
- Cool.
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Right?
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Oh, hey, guys, we're
just getting started.
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- Shagadelic.
- Yeah, baby!
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Family, friends,
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my dad's super-successful girlfriend,
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my mom's... tall boyfriend.
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Thank you for coming.
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I brought you here
today because tomorrow
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is a very, very special day:
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I'm gonna propose to Vanessa.
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Oh!
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- Oh!
- Yes!
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I got a whole master proposal plan.
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Already got the hashtag:
♪Vagerald♪.
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- Or ♪Ganessa♪.
- Better.
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The best part, though, is
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you guys are all a part of it.
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Great.
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- Oh, that's sweet.
- Ugh.
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Just say you don't want to do it.
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Stand up for yourself for once.
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- What's that, Annelise?
- Nothing! Happy to help!
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Oh, great.
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Hey, do you want Robin Thicke
to serenade her?
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One phone call.
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- I know his dad, Alan.
- Mmm.
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No, here's the plan.
I am gonna steal Vanessa's phone
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and help her "find" it
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the way I did the night
Edie was conceived.
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- Oh...
- In the process, we're gonna go to
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a bunch of places that have
special meaning to us
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and it's all gonna end
in a super romantic finale
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at the cell phone store
where we both worked.
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- Oh!
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Thanks.
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Honey, this'll be amazing.
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I'm so happy for you.
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Just let us know how we can help.
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Well, uh, we actually need
to decorate the store.
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I thought maybe you two
could do it together?
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Together?
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- Yeah, baby!
- Shagadelic.
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JIMMY:
Yep. Here we are.
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Just two parents making
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a papier-mâché heart for their son.
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- As friends.
- That's right.
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Oh, Jimmy, love this lamp.
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Hey, babe, we should get
something like this
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for our place.
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Sorry, your place. Jumped the gun.
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What... you guys are moving
in together? Really?
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Well... that's good.
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- Good for you.
- Thank you. We're excited.
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- As you should be.
- As we are.
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- Good for you.
- Thank you. We're excited.
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As you should be.
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CRAIG: You okay?
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SARA: Yep.
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Never been better, honey bunny.
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- .
- JIMMY: Say, there's an idea.
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Look at us.
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Just two couples
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making out near each other.
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Gotta love it.
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How sweet it is.
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Yes, well, that is very sweet,
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but I have to go deal
with a work thing.
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Oh, yeah, I gotta get to
band practice, too, so...
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- Oh.
- All right, well, we'll just...
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we'll just stay here, then,
and finish the, you know,
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the papier-mâché heart.
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Smell you later.
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Sayonara, bitches.
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What the hell was that?
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Keep it together, woman!
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Could you have been more obvious?
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Me? I was selling it!
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I was Peter freaking
Dinklage compared to you!
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That's a weird person to choose
as an example of a great actor.
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The point is, we have to take that kiss
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- and put it behind us.
- That never happened.
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And that thing that never happened
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is never gonna happen again.
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Never!
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If we make a kid from this,
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- you better let me know this time.
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♪
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Oh god, you know the last
time we did this was 1989?
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Very Taylor Swift.
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What are we doing?
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You mean specifically?
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Well, I thought I'd start off on top,
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and then we roll over.
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I do this new slap and tickle thing
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that you're gonna love.
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No, no, no, I'm serious.
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This is insane.
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I gotta go.
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Hold on.
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- What if we got back together?
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Nice try, buddy.
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The pants stay on.
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I'm serious.
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I know I messed up the first time.
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I stood you up at the Cure concert.
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Among many things, yeah, I remember.
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What if we gave it another shot?
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You ever think of that?
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- Nope.
- Never?
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Really?
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Maybe a little.
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I knew it! See, I'm a classic.
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You always return to the classics.
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No, actually, it's because
I think you've changed.
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Well, that's the thing about me.
I'm always changing.
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No, I mean it, Jimmy.
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I've seen the way that you are
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with our granddaughter and our son,
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and the fact that you have not once
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hit on his smoking hot girlfriend.
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Thank you! I'm finally
getting credit for that.
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But I can't go through
that again, Jimmy.
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You messed me up so bad the first time,
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I think it's kind of why
I became a therapist.
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And I'm not 21 anymore.
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I can't recover from
tequila shots like I used to,
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and I can't recover from
heartbreak like I used to.
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Well, I'm not 26 anymore.
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I know I look it on the outside, but...
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I wouldn't let you down
this time, I promise.
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Damn it, Jimmy.
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Wait. So we're gonna do this?
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- We're... we're really gonna do this?
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Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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We have to break up
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with Craig and Catherine first.
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Right.
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I'll go talk to Catherine.
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And I'll talk to Craig.
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You know the Cure is in town tonight?
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- Oh, you're kidding me.
- Yeah.
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Well, they're in a town,
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Long Beach, which is not so far away.
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Can I make it up to you?
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It's a date.
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- Yeah?
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I'm watching you, Jimmy Martino.
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Okay, this doesn't
have to be difficult.
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When your dad calls your name,
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you're gonna walk up to him
and hand him the ring box.
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Let's try this again.
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And... go.
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No fair. You get this
job and you're taking
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Vanessa's phone around town?
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Why didn't I get any responsibilities?
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Nobody believes in you.
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Hey, Ravi, my parents couldn't finish
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this sculpture for some reason.
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Can you finish it?
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I will make you so proud, Dad.
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Gerald.
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All right, Annelise,
here is Vanessa's phone
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and a list of places to take it.
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Now, she hasn't realized it's gone yet,
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but when she does, it's...
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Gerald, someone stole my phone.
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Saddle up... we're going hunting.
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Let's do it. Hey, uh,
this is kind of like
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that amazing night three
years ago when...
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I don't have time to reminisce.
We need to get that phone.
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There's nudes on there... of you.
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- What?!
- They're candids.
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All right, well, uh,
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better get that phone then, huh?
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Uh, let me pull up the
phone tracking app,
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and we will see what's up.
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Come on.
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Quick and painless.
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We're all adults here.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- What is this?
- It's heavy as hell is what it is.
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Grab that end... we'll walk it in.
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Uh, I-I thought
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you were moving in next week.
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I know, I know, I was,
but I got excited.
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As soon as I finished this thing,
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I wanted to come and bring it to you.
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- You made this for me?
- Yeah.
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I just wanted some way to
show you how grateful I am
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to have you in my life.
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Let's just do this on three. Ready?
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One, two...
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Craig, we need to talk.
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Oh.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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We should talk.
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Can I go first?
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00:08:25,053 --> 00:08:27,187
I have to go to New York
tonight for five days,
265
00:08:27,255 --> 00:08:29,489
and I know you are wondering how
you're gonna survive without me,
266
00:08:29,557 --> 00:08:31,925
so I brought you a little care package.
267
00:08:31,993 --> 00:08:34,361
That's sweet. Catherine,
I've been thinking...
268
00:08:34,429 --> 00:08:36,363
- You made me cookies?
269
00:08:36,431 --> 00:08:38,565
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I had Wolfgang Puck do it,
270
00:08:38,633 --> 00:08:40,734
but I told him no nuts,
because, as you say,
271
00:08:40,802 --> 00:08:42,102
then it's not dessert anymore.
272
00:08:42,170 --> 00:08:43,604
- It's not dessert anymore, right?
- No. Right.
273
00:08:43,671 --> 00:08:44,938
All right.
274
00:08:46,107 --> 00:08:47,274
You got me money?
275
00:08:47,342 --> 00:08:48,909
Well, it's cash.
I was gonna buy you
276
00:08:48,977 --> 00:08:50,110
those Tom Ford shoes
you like, but I know
277
00:08:50,178 --> 00:08:51,678
you love going into the store yourself.
278
00:08:51,746 --> 00:08:53,413
I know one day he's gonna show up.
279
00:08:53,481 --> 00:08:55,582
- Tom.
- Yeah, he is. And, uh,
280
00:08:55,650 --> 00:08:57,417
there's one more thing.
281
00:08:57,485 --> 00:08:58,251
You got me a phone?
282
00:08:58,319 --> 00:09:00,387
No, uh, actually,
283
00:09:00,455 --> 00:09:02,856
there's an appointment
in there for next week
284
00:09:02,924 --> 00:09:05,892
to tell you that I love you.
285
00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:08,095
That gives me time to
muster up the confidence
286
00:09:08,162 --> 00:09:10,197
and gives you time to prepare
any questions or comments
287
00:09:10,264 --> 00:09:13,266
that you may have. So...
288
00:09:13,334 --> 00:09:15,435
Wow.
289
00:09:15,503 --> 00:09:17,104
Catherine...
290
00:09:19,507 --> 00:09:22,476
You are wonderful.
291
00:09:22,543 --> 00:09:24,044
Well, I already knew that.
292
00:09:24,112 --> 00:09:25,545
- Yeah.
293
00:09:25,613 --> 00:09:26,913
Oh, okay.
294
00:09:26,981 --> 00:09:29,116
Let's have some of these cookies.
295
00:09:29,183 --> 00:09:30,450
Okay.
296
00:09:30,518 --> 00:09:32,753
I'll be right there.
297
00:09:34,122 --> 00:09:35,288
Excuse me.
298
00:09:35,356 --> 00:09:36,490
Are you gonna order?
299
00:09:36,557 --> 00:09:38,091
From this dump?
No.
300
00:09:38,159 --> 00:09:39,893
I'm only here because of
an elaborate proposal
301
00:09:39,961 --> 00:09:41,461
I got roped into because I'm weak.
302
00:09:41,529 --> 00:09:42,963
Crap.
303
00:09:43,031 --> 00:09:43,930
Gotta go.
304
00:09:43,998 --> 00:09:45,332
Hey, isn't this the, uh,
305
00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:47,634
place we ate the very
first time we hung out?
306
00:09:47,702 --> 00:09:50,170
Uh, yeah. Yeah, it is.
307
00:09:50,238 --> 00:09:51,905
I remember I was so nervous.
308
00:09:51,973 --> 00:09:54,141
You know I wrote conversation
topics on my palm?
309
00:09:54,208 --> 00:09:55,742
Vanessa?
310
00:09:55,810 --> 00:09:58,311
Hey! Which one of you
jabronies stole my phone?
311
00:09:58,379 --> 00:10:00,180
Speak up or I'll deep-fry your face.
312
00:10:00,248 --> 00:10:01,148
I will eat you.
313
00:10:01,215 --> 00:10:02,916
Okay, thank you.
314
00:10:02,984 --> 00:10:04,484
Let's just check the phone
tracking app again.
315
00:10:04,552 --> 00:10:06,286
Oh, it's not here anymore.
We should go.
316
00:10:06,354 --> 00:10:07,988
Thank you, Señor Plucky's.
317
00:10:08,056 --> 00:10:09,690
Number four, ranchero style.
318
00:10:09,757 --> 00:10:11,692
That's us.
319
00:10:13,261 --> 00:10:15,095
JIMMY:
I mean, I have to be honest.
320
00:10:15,163 --> 00:10:16,463
I haven't always been a good guy.
321
00:10:16,531 --> 00:10:17,931
I've messed up.
322
00:10:17,999 --> 00:10:19,800
I've made mistakes.
323
00:10:19,867 --> 00:10:21,201
But now I could get Sara back.
324
00:10:21,269 --> 00:10:22,469
Is that a mistake?
325
00:10:22,537 --> 00:10:24,171
Catherine is such a wonderful person.
326
00:10:24,238 --> 00:10:25,972
And she challenges me,
and according to her,
327
00:10:26,040 --> 00:10:27,808
she's gonna be in love
with me next week.
328
00:10:27,875 --> 00:10:29,976
Do I give all that up for Sara?
What if it doesn't work out?
329
00:10:30,044 --> 00:10:31,178
What happens if it doesn't
work out with Sara?
330
00:10:31,245 --> 00:10:33,180
And I mess the whole family up?
Danger.
331
00:10:33,247 --> 00:10:34,981
I mean, am I chasing
something from the past
332
00:10:35,049 --> 00:10:36,149
that maybe doesn't exist anymore?
333
00:10:36,217 --> 00:10:38,185
I don't know.
334
00:10:38,252 --> 00:10:39,686
I wish Sara would've
just had sex with me.
335
00:10:39,754 --> 00:10:41,488
I'd be thinking a lot
more clear right now.
336
00:10:41,556 --> 00:10:42,889
Yeah.
337
00:10:42,957 --> 00:10:44,057
Yeah.
338
00:10:44,125 --> 00:10:45,525
Why am I even talking to you?
339
00:10:45,593 --> 00:10:47,060
You don't even speak
in complete sentences.
340
00:10:47,128 --> 00:10:48,562
- Yeah.
- Look at you.
341
00:10:48,629 --> 00:10:50,130
Don't you look cute?
342
00:10:50,198 --> 00:10:51,498
Here, let's put this on.
343
00:10:51,566 --> 00:10:54,668
Oh, your mommy and
daddy are gonna melt.
344
00:10:54,736 --> 00:10:56,837
You know what? Why don't I
just take the mature approach?
345
00:10:56,904 --> 00:10:58,205
Why don't I tell Sara
346
00:10:58,272 --> 00:10:59,706
I haven't broken up with Catherine yet?
347
00:10:59,774 --> 00:11:00,874
I need more time.
348
00:11:00,942 --> 00:11:02,042
Yes, Grandpa.
349
00:11:02,110 --> 00:11:04,211
Did you just call me Grandpa?
350
00:11:04,278 --> 00:11:05,679
Didn't I tell you never
to call me Grandpa?
351
00:11:05,747 --> 00:11:06,713
Yeah.
352
00:11:06,781 --> 00:11:08,248
You can call me Grandpa.
353
00:11:08,316 --> 00:11:10,050
Okay, Grandpa.
354
00:11:10,118 --> 00:11:11,651
Come on, come on!
355
00:11:14,655 --> 00:11:16,089
Hi.
356
00:11:16,157 --> 00:11:18,091
Hey.
357
00:11:18,159 --> 00:11:21,394
So, the breakup was
brutal, but I did it.
358
00:11:22,930 --> 00:11:24,664
How'd it go for you?
359
00:11:24,732 --> 00:11:26,333
I did it, too.
360
00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:27,834
Yeah, uh, it was...
361
00:11:27,902 --> 00:11:29,169
Oh, God, it was the worst.
362
00:11:29,237 --> 00:11:31,171
- Oh.
- It was a bloodbath.
363
00:11:33,048 --> 00:11:34,856
Huh! Where are they?
364
00:11:36,839 --> 00:11:39,173
Excuse me, miss?
365
00:11:39,241 --> 00:11:40,942
Would you mind taking
our first family photo?
366
00:11:41,010 --> 00:11:43,878
Why not? I guess
I'm everybody's bitch today.
367
00:11:47,950 --> 00:11:49,217
Finally. Gotta go.
368
00:11:49,285 --> 00:11:51,019
Congrats!
369
00:11:51,086 --> 00:11:52,954
Why did the thief go to the hospital?
370
00:11:53,022 --> 00:11:55,957
Oh, he knows what I'm gonna do to him.
371
00:11:56,025 --> 00:11:58,092
You know, maybe he got
sick from Señor Plucky's.
372
00:11:58,160 --> 00:11:59,594
I once saw a guy shaving
in their kitchen.
373
00:11:59,662 --> 00:12:01,930
But, uh, doesn't this
place bring you back?
374
00:12:01,997 --> 00:12:03,698
Feels like yesterday we were here
375
00:12:03,766 --> 00:12:06,701
meeting Edie for the first time.
376
00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:08,269
Best day of our lives.
377
00:12:08,337 --> 00:12:09,470
Is that a dead body?
378
00:12:09,538 --> 00:12:10,972
No, I don't think so.
379
00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:12,640
Frank, where do we put the dead body?
380
00:12:14,143 --> 00:12:15,276
Anyway,
381
00:12:15,344 --> 00:12:16,911
um, I just...
382
00:12:16,979 --> 00:12:18,212
such a magical day.
383
00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:19,981
I remember your smile...
384
00:12:20,049 --> 00:12:21,482
Man, his face looked like
the end of a burrito.
385
00:12:21,550 --> 00:12:22,650
You know, when it starts falling apart?
386
00:12:22,718 --> 00:12:23,785
I hate that.
387
00:12:23,852 --> 00:12:25,253
Let's just go find my phone.
388
00:12:25,321 --> 00:12:26,988
Uh, look, phone's on the move.
389
00:12:27,056 --> 00:12:28,256
Let's do it.
390
00:12:28,324 --> 00:12:29,490
Hey, look at this.
391
00:12:29,558 --> 00:12:30,658
They found his legs.
392
00:12:30,726 --> 00:12:32,160
His family's gonna be thrilled.
393
00:12:35,130 --> 00:12:36,465
Whew.
394
00:12:36,465 --> 00:12:38,433
I gotta tell you, I don't
know what was worse.
395
00:12:38,501 --> 00:12:40,268
Breaking up with Craig or seeing a man
396
00:12:40,336 --> 00:12:42,737
wipe away his tears with
a leather wristband.
397
00:12:42,805 --> 00:12:45,207
- Whew.
- So what did you say to Catherine?
398
00:12:45,274 --> 00:12:47,075
Oh, I said so much.
399
00:12:47,143 --> 00:12:49,578
You know, it was just
like a flood came out.
400
00:12:49,645 --> 00:12:50,745
I said to her, I says, I says,
401
00:12:50,813 --> 00:12:52,180
"Catherine, uh,
402
00:12:52,248 --> 00:12:53,715
"this is where the story ends,
403
00:12:53,783 --> 00:12:55,350
"and there will not be a sequel,
404
00:12:55,418 --> 00:12:57,018
and Sara is my new story."
405
00:12:57,086 --> 00:12:58,420
I did a whole literary motif.
406
00:12:58,487 --> 00:12:59,754
Very high-brow.
407
00:12:59,822 --> 00:13:03,458
It was, it was not pretty, but...
408
00:13:05,094 --> 00:13:07,229
I did it for you.
409
00:13:07,296 --> 00:13:09,130
Wow. That is something
410
00:13:09,198 --> 00:13:11,399
the old Jimmy Martino
could never have done.
411
00:13:11,467 --> 00:13:12,968
I'm a changed man.
412
00:13:16,439 --> 00:13:19,574
I can't believe I'm falling
for Jimmy Martino again.
413
00:13:21,677 --> 00:13:23,612
You're not gonna believe this,
but I think your cell phone
414
00:13:23,679 --> 00:13:24,613
- is at the cell phone store
415
00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:25,814
we used to work at.
416
00:13:25,881 --> 00:13:27,716
I don't care anymore.
417
00:13:27,783 --> 00:13:28,551
Just take me home.
418
00:13:28,576 --> 00:13:30,409
L-Let's just go to the
store, all right?
419
00:13:30,453 --> 00:13:32,387
I have a feeling
it'll be our last stop.
420
00:13:32,455 --> 00:13:33,822
Gerald, are you listening to me?
421
00:13:33,889 --> 00:13:35,457
I want to go home.
422
00:13:35,524 --> 00:13:37,158
Well, I want a lot of
things, too, Vanessa.
423
00:13:37,226 --> 00:13:38,627
Okay? We're not giving up on this day.
424
00:13:38,694 --> 00:13:39,961
This day sucks!
425
00:13:40,029 --> 00:13:42,063
What are you...
426
00:13:42,131 --> 00:13:44,799
Oh, my stomach. Pull over.
427
00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:46,668
- Nice try.
- Pull over!
428
00:13:50,072 --> 00:13:52,741
Are you all right?
429
00:13:52,808 --> 00:13:54,276
Vanessa! Vanessa!
430
00:13:55,544 --> 00:13:56,745
Oh, Vaness...
431
00:13:56,812 --> 00:13:58,913
Why did I eat that Señor Plucky's?
432
00:13:58,981 --> 00:14:00,482
- You all right, bab...?
433
00:14:00,549 --> 00:14:01,650
Oh, God.
434
00:14:04,854 --> 00:14:06,354
Oh, I think that's a lung.
435
00:14:11,594 --> 00:14:13,094
Everyone, Gerald just
sent me a message.
436
00:14:13,162 --> 00:14:15,363
Why he sent it to me,
I have no idea.
437
00:14:15,431 --> 00:14:17,699
I don't do family drama.
Which is why I told...
438
00:14:17,767 --> 00:14:19,267
Annelise, what's the message?
439
00:14:19,335 --> 00:14:21,603
Right, Gerald regrets to inform you
440
00:14:21,671 --> 00:14:23,538
that he and Vanessa are
puking up Señor Plucky's
441
00:14:23,606 --> 00:14:24,673
and won't be coming.
442
00:14:24,740 --> 00:14:27,275
- I hope they're okay.
443
00:14:27,343 --> 00:14:29,844
Them? I spent five hours on
a SuperShuttle to get here.
444
00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:31,680
Kept taking me to the airport.
445
00:14:31,747 --> 00:14:32,714
What's wrong with you?
446
00:14:32,782 --> 00:14:33,848
All right, Sara, Annelise,
447
00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:34,949
let's pack this place up.
448
00:14:35,017 --> 00:14:36,051
I'm gonna go check on the kids.
449
00:14:36,118 --> 00:14:37,285
What? No, n-no, I want
to see what Gerald
450
00:14:37,353 --> 00:14:38,286
had planned. Let's see the show.
451
00:14:38,354 --> 00:14:39,988
Okay.
452
00:14:47,930 --> 00:14:51,166
♪ You and I blurred lines ♪
453
00:14:51,233 --> 00:14:53,968
♪ We come together every time ♪
454
00:14:59,542 --> 00:15:02,744
♪ Two wrongs, no rights ♪
455
00:15:02,812 --> 00:15:05,780
♪ We lose ourselves at night ♪
456
00:15:09,652 --> 00:15:11,720
♪ From the outside ♪
457
00:15:11,787 --> 00:15:14,055
♪ From the outside ♪
458
00:15:14,123 --> 00:15:17,592
♪ Everyone must be
wondering why we tried ♪
459
00:15:17,660 --> 00:15:18,860
♪ Why do we try? ♪
460
00:15:18,928 --> 00:15:21,396
This blows, huh?
461
00:15:21,464 --> 00:15:23,865
Yeah, definitely not
the day I'd hoped for.
462
00:15:23,933 --> 00:15:25,900
Uh-uh.
463
00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:27,702
♪ The greatest,
we could be the greatest ♪
464
00:15:27,770 --> 00:15:29,003
♪ Maybe in our wildest... ♪
465
00:15:29,071 --> 00:15:32,006
Hey, you want to get married?
466
00:15:33,109 --> 00:15:34,075
What?
467
00:15:35,177 --> 00:15:36,678
I don't know.
468
00:15:36,746 --> 00:15:38,680
Sitting here on this crappy day,
469
00:15:38,748 --> 00:15:40,682
covered in puke.
470
00:15:40,750 --> 00:15:43,752
All I can think about is,
I'd rather be here with you
471
00:15:43,819 --> 00:15:46,755
than in, like, Vegas with Nicki Minaj,
472
00:15:46,822 --> 00:15:47,889
not covered in puke.
473
00:15:49,959 --> 00:15:51,793
I want to have this feeling forever.
474
00:15:51,861 --> 00:15:54,596
Minus the puking.
475
00:15:54,663 --> 00:15:56,598
I don't know.
476
00:15:56,665 --> 00:15:59,601
Marriage is probably the last
thing on your mind right now.
477
00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:01,970
♪ Everyone must be
wondering why we tried ♪
478
00:16:02,037 --> 00:16:05,540
Uh, the thought may
have occurred to me.
479
00:16:05,608 --> 00:16:07,976
♪ Why do we try?
480
00:16:08,043 --> 00:16:10,245
♪ Baby, in our wildest moments... ♪
481
00:16:10,312 --> 00:16:11,780
Are you s...?
482
00:16:11,847 --> 00:16:12,981
Want to marry me?
483
00:16:13,048 --> 00:16:14,249
Shut up.
484
00:16:14,316 --> 00:16:17,252
♪ Baby, in our wildest moments ♪
485
00:16:17,319 --> 00:16:19,788
♪ We could be the worst of all ♪
486
00:16:19,855 --> 00:16:22,590
♪ Baby, in our wildest moments ♪
487
00:16:22,658 --> 00:16:25,593
♪ We could be the greatest,
we could be the greatest ♪
488
00:16:25,661 --> 00:16:27,071
♪ Baby, in our wildest moments... ♪
489
00:16:27,663 --> 00:16:28,963
Pork chop.
490
00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:32,000
I don't know what
I was confused about.
491
00:16:32,067 --> 00:16:34,135
She's the one, Edie.
492
00:16:34,203 --> 00:16:35,837
She's always been the one.
493
00:16:38,307 --> 00:16:39,774
Annelise, I'm going to the airport
494
00:16:39,842 --> 00:16:41,576
to break up with Catherine.
495
00:16:41,644 --> 00:16:44,646
RAVI: Who's ready
for the grand finale?
496
00:16:44,713 --> 00:16:47,949
Ladies and gentlemen,
I present to you
497
00:16:48,017 --> 00:16:49,484
the beautiful...
498
00:16:49,552 --> 00:16:51,753
- Vanessa.
499
00:16:51,821 --> 00:16:53,154
- WOMAN: Oh, wow.
- MAN: What?
500
00:16:53,222 --> 00:16:55,123
I spent most of my time on the, uh...
501
00:16:55,191 --> 00:16:56,257
Yeah, we know.
502
00:16:57,860 --> 00:16:58,793
Thank you.
503
00:17:03,524 --> 00:17:05,158
JIMMY: Excuse me.
504
00:17:05,226 --> 00:17:06,159
♪ If you need a friend ♪
505
00:17:06,227 --> 00:17:08,161
Excuse me. Sorry.
506
00:17:08,229 --> 00:17:09,729
♪ I'll always be there... ♪
507
00:17:09,797 --> 00:17:10,997
Sorry. Excuse me.
508
00:17:11,065 --> 00:17:12,499
Excuse me!
509
00:17:12,566 --> 00:17:14,834
I can't let my girlfriend
board that plane!
510
00:17:14,902 --> 00:17:16,102
Yeah, tell her you love her!
511
00:17:16,170 --> 00:17:17,637
No, that's not what...
512
00:17:17,705 --> 00:17:19,672
Never mind.
513
00:17:19,740 --> 00:17:20,974
Excuse me. Excuse me.
514
00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:21,975
Sorry.
515
00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:23,910
Catherine!
516
00:17:23,978 --> 00:17:26,913
Whoa, make way, love coming through!
517
00:17:26,981 --> 00:17:28,081
Catherine.
518
00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:29,015
Wait, don't go.
519
00:17:29,083 --> 00:17:30,950
Jimmy. What are you doing here?
520
00:17:31,018 --> 00:17:35,788
Catherine, you're wonderful
and you're extraordinary,
521
00:17:35,856 --> 00:17:38,024
and you're one-of-a k... oh,
God, it all sounds so cliché.
522
00:17:38,092 --> 00:17:40,093
We have to call it off.
523
00:17:41,862 --> 00:17:44,030
- Look, we had...
- It's Sara, isn't it?
524
00:17:46,267 --> 00:17:48,768
She's the woman I'm
supposed to be with.
525
00:17:48,836 --> 00:17:50,770
♪
526
00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:56,976
All right, well...
I guess this is good-bye.
527
00:17:58,379 --> 00:18:00,213
I hope it ends badly.
528
00:18:00,281 --> 00:18:02,148
I'm sorry.
529
00:18:13,594 --> 00:18:15,194
I'll be fine.
530
00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:16,996
I'll buy an island.
531
00:18:20,558 --> 00:18:22,593
I get it, I get it, I get it.
Boo, boo, boo, boo.
532
00:18:22,661 --> 00:18:24,595
SARA: Here you go,
guys, your ginger ale.
533
00:18:24,663 --> 00:18:25,896
- Thanks.
- Thanks.
534
00:18:25,964 --> 00:18:27,998
Cheers.
535
00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:30,000
I'm sorry Craig couldn't
be here to sing for you.
536
00:18:30,068 --> 00:18:31,535
But if it's any consolation,
537
00:18:31,603 --> 00:18:33,704
it was gonna be one of
his original songs.
538
00:18:33,772 --> 00:18:35,239
That's a shame.
539
00:18:35,307 --> 00:18:37,408
Well, I guess I could
sing a ditty or two.
540
00:18:37,475 --> 00:18:38,532
- Oh, no.
- You don't have to.
541
00:18:38,557 --> 00:18:39,801
After what I did for you today,
542
00:18:39,844 --> 00:18:43,213
I guess I could sing a ditty or two.
543
00:18:43,281 --> 00:18:44,415
- Sounds great.
- Oh, yeah, I'd love it.
544
00:18:44,482 --> 00:18:45,516
Thanks.
545
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:46,517
"Tempted."
546
00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:47,785
You know the drill.
547
00:18:47,852 --> 00:18:49,520
♪ I... ♪
548
00:18:49,587 --> 00:18:51,455
Nope.
549
00:18:51,523 --> 00:18:53,524
Yeah, I got that out of my system.
550
00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:56,060
Hey, Annelise, have you seen Jimmy?
551
00:18:56,127 --> 00:18:57,594
I keep pretending there
are celebrities here,
552
00:18:57,662 --> 00:18:59,096
but it doesn't seem to be working.
553
00:18:59,164 --> 00:19:00,431
Jared Leto, hey!
554
00:19:00,498 --> 00:19:01,799
See? Nothing.
555
00:19:01,866 --> 00:19:04,301
Oh, I'm sure Jimmy's here somewhere.
556
00:19:04,369 --> 00:19:06,370
This restaurant is enormous, so...
557
00:19:06,438 --> 00:19:09,106
We have to coordinate our
makeup for the Cure concert.
558
00:19:09,174 --> 00:19:11,375
Oh, that's cute.
559
00:19:11,443 --> 00:19:13,243
Jimmy go airport!
560
00:19:13,311 --> 00:19:15,079
"Jimmy go to airport"?
561
00:19:15,146 --> 00:19:16,580
That's your first full sentence?
562
00:19:16,648 --> 00:19:18,048
Nice timing, kid.
563
00:19:18,116 --> 00:19:19,616
Why would Jimmy go to the airport?
564
00:19:19,684 --> 00:19:22,119
Ugh, that's the million-
dollar question.
565
00:19:22,187 --> 00:19:23,687
What are you guys talking about?
566
00:19:25,890 --> 00:19:28,459
Okay, look, he went to
break up with Catherine.
567
00:19:28,526 --> 00:19:30,494
No, he said he did that already.
568
00:19:30,562 --> 00:19:32,629
Oh, God, I can't believe him.
569
00:19:32,697 --> 00:19:34,398
He's doing the right
thing now, isn't he?
570
00:19:34,466 --> 00:19:35,899
He's at the airport.
571
00:19:35,967 --> 00:19:37,901
I'm sorry, I-I can't
even with this drama.
572
00:19:37,969 --> 00:19:39,837
Just...
573
00:19:39,904 --> 00:19:41,839
Annelise, I told him I was afraid,
574
00:19:41,906 --> 00:19:43,640
and he promised he
wouldn't let me down,
575
00:19:43,708 --> 00:19:46,677
and then the next thing he
did was lie to my face?
576
00:19:46,745 --> 00:19:49,480
So that's how we're starting this.
577
00:19:49,547 --> 00:19:51,482
Look, I don't normally defend Jimmy,
578
00:19:51,549 --> 00:19:53,350
and, yes, he messed up...
he's Jimmy... but...
579
00:19:53,418 --> 00:19:55,352
I am such an idiot.
580
00:19:55,420 --> 00:19:57,488
Why did I ever think he had changed?
581
00:19:57,555 --> 00:19:58,989
He has changed.
582
00:19:59,057 --> 00:20:00,424
He's changed because of you.
583
00:20:00,492 --> 00:20:02,426
♪
584
00:20:09,934 --> 00:20:11,702
- Yes.
585
00:20:18,410 --> 00:20:21,612
♪ I don't care if Monday's blue ♪
586
00:20:21,679 --> 00:20:25,149
♪ Tuesday's gray and Wednesday, too ♪
587
00:20:25,216 --> 00:20:27,951
♪ Thursday, I don't care about you ♪
588
00:20:28,019 --> 00:20:31,822
♪ It's Friday, I'm in love ♪
589
00:20:31,890 --> 00:20:35,225
♪ Monday, you can fall apart♪
590
00:20:35,293 --> 00:20:38,729
♪ Tuesday, Wednesday, break my heart ♪
591
00:20:38,797 --> 00:20:41,532
♪ Thursday doesn't even start ♪
592
00:20:41,599 --> 00:20:43,867
- ♪ It's Friday, I'm in love...♪
- Hey.
593
00:20:43,935 --> 00:20:46,403
Just called to say that your old
man is really happy for you.
594
00:20:46,471 --> 00:20:47,671
Thanks, Dad.
595
00:20:47,739 --> 00:20:48,806
Thank you for everything.
596
00:20:48,873 --> 00:20:50,641
What's that noise?
597
00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:51,642
Where are you?
598
00:20:51,709 --> 00:20:52,709
Oh, I'll tell you tomorrow.
599
00:20:52,777 --> 00:20:54,478
Today's about you.
Oh, and, uh...
600
00:20:54,546 --> 00:20:55,913
don't wait up too late for your mom.
601
00:20:55,980 --> 00:20:57,214
What does that mean?
602
00:20:57,282 --> 00:20:58,715
I'll tell you tomorrow.
603
00:20:58,783 --> 00:21:00,250
Bye.
604
00:21:00,318 --> 00:21:02,252
♪ Heart attack ♪
605
00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:03,754
♪ Thursday... ♪
606
00:21:05,590 --> 00:21:07,524
♪
607
00:21:19,504 --> 00:21:23,240
♪ It's Friday, I'm in love. ♪
608
00:21:23,308 --> 00:21:29,038
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