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So his dad just died, just like that?
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GERALD: Yeah, heart attack.
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He's on the phone with
the hospital now.
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BOTH: Oh, it's so sad.
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Jinx.
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Do you think he's okay?
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When my dad died, I watched
When Harry Met Sally
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for 48 hours straight,
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and City Slickers for the next 72.
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My dad really looked
like Billy Crystal.
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GERALD: Here he comes.
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ALL:
Hi.
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So, my dad's dead, you know.
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It was a heart attack; sudden.
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Oh, honey, I'm-I'm so sorry.
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Where is the funeral?
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You know, I can clear my schedule
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for next week...
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No, no, no, no, there
won't be any funeral.
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I mean, we didn't have
much family, so...
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it's fine, you know.
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Jimmy, you know, if you ever
want to sit and just...
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Ravi, it's life, okay?
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I'm gonna be just fine, you guys.
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Don't worry about me; I'm good.
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Let's talk about something else.
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All right, so what's new?
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Oh, Cinco de Mayo right
around the corner, huh?
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We having any taquito
parties this year?
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Hmm?
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Really, you don't want
to have a funeral?
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It could be cathartic.
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I'm fine.
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You know, i-it's sad, yes, but...
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I have no regrets.
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I mean, like I always say...
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it's the circle of life, you know?
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Hakuna matata.
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Mm-hmm, hakuna matata.
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Exactly.
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Look, everybody, my dad
had a long life...
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And...?
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That's it. Vodka martinis? Anyone?
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Oh, was that your dad's favorite drink?
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Yeah. Not anymore.
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Okay, wh-what was that?
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You have so much to learn, new girl.
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Jimmy Martino is not an
emotionally mature adult.
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Instead of mourning, he
makes rash life decisions,
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usually involving the
restaurant or himself.
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When Paul Newman died,
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he put in a sushi conveyor
belt and grew a ponytail.
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Guys, call me crazy, but I
think this area over here
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needs a little sprucing up, huh?
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You know what I'm thinking?
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Fish tank.
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What I'm seeing is sort of a...
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a wide tank, like so...
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maybe some sea anemones...
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a sea otter here...
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maybe a shark.
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Oh, sharks are sexy.
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I wish mermaids were real.
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We don't have to decide now,
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we can let it, you know,
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"perk-u-late," or... percolate.
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This is still better than the ponytail.
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Percolate, perk-u-late,
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perk-u-late, percolate.
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We'll table it.
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Sub Upload Date: May 17, 2016
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RAVI: What you doing?
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What-- uh, nothing.
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Looks like you're putting a
tiny box in Jimmy's safe.
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What's in the box?
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What's in the box?!
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Seven, Brad Pitt, classic quote.
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Seriously, color me, uh, intrigued.
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What's in that ring box?
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Can you keep a secret?
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Bro, are you kidding me?
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My soccer coach, he paid me
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to sit on his lap for
an entire summer...
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you're, like, the first
person I've ever told.
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Yeah, I can keep your little secret.
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Horrifying.
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Okay, um, it's a ring.
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I'm gonna propose to Vanessa.
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What?
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- Dude, that's awesome!
- Yeah!
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Ah, man, if her grandma
is any indication,
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she is gonna ripen like a
peach in the Georgia sun.
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When are you popping the question?
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Well, you know, I was
gonna do it right away,
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but then Jimmy's dad died,
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and I feel like I should wait a
couple weeks, out of respect.
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Wait, what, I'm supposed to sit
on this for a couple weeks?
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Nuh-uh, no, no, I can't do that,
you know I can't keep a secret.
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You just said that you kept your
soccer coach thing a secret.
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I lied, man.
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I told everyone about my soccer coach.
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I even made some things up.
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As soon as I see Vanessa,
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I'm gonna freak out and
I'm gonna blow it.
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Yeah, but, you see
Vanessa all the time.
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I'm gonna blow it!
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Okay, uh...
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you know, maybe it's not too
soon to propose, right?
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Uh, maybe my dad's feeling okay now.
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- Right?
- Hoo-hoo! Hi, guys!
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I've been up baking all night long.
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Dad, you have some flour on your...
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Did I get it?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Good.
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Listen, I'm working on
a new specialty dish,
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and-and I asked myself:
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Is it a pasta?
No.
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Is it a steak?
No.
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What I'm doing is...
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I'm taking a winter classic
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and I'm bringing it
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all the way back to summer, baby.
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Look at this: gingerbread beach house.
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- What do you think?
- Hmm...
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Good. I'm gonna go update the menu,
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and, uh, tell me when the
fish tank gets in, will you?
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Guys, how do you think
I'd look as a blond?
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And-and do they do
that surgery for men,
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that-that permanent eyeliner surgery...
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I wore eyeliner in a high school play,
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and I got to tell you,
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I made me feel very sexually free.
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Hey.
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We should talk about Dad, right?
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Yeah, uh, he keeps sending
me these crazy texts.
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"Do you think I would
look good as a blond?
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"I'll have Annelise do a mock-up.
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Here's the mock-up."
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Oh, God!
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He looks like Glenn Close.
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Uh, we need to pull him out of this.
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Right? Help him deal with his grief
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i-i-in a healthier way.
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- Wait, um...
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It's him.
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Hey, Dad.
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I don't think you should
get that surgery.
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Wha...?
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Because your jawline's
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already very well-defined.
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- Oh, hey.
- Hi.
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There you are.
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How was your day?
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Well...
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I feel like I spent most
of it driving over here.
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- Oh.
- Who knew Santa Monica
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to Pasadena counts as a
long-distance relationship?
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I don't understand why I'm
driving so far to be with you...
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Hey, screw you, jerk face!
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I drove out to Santa Monica on Tuesday.
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...because I want to be
with you all the time.
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Oops.
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Hmm.
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I should never talk.
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Hey, listen...
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I think we should move in together.
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- You do?
- Yeah.
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Isn't it a little soon?
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Maybe, but I know what I want,
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and I want you, so why wait?
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Look, take some time, think about it.
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Okay, I'll think about it. Good.
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Mm!
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Ugh.
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Oh, is that Billy Idol?
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Love him.
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- Yikes.
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Oh, my God, he bought fish.
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Yeah, for my new fish tank.
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Fishies!
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Wait a minute,
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how did all you guys
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get into my apartment?
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An emotional intervention?
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Come on! Whose idea was this?
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Not yours because you're too cool.
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He's right, I am.
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You don't like me enough.
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He's right, I don't.
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And you don't like to share me,
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so if this was your idea,
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it'd be just the two of us somewhere...
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Dolphin-watching for two in Catalina.
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Leaves every hour if
you still want to go.
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This whole nonsense
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has you two hippy-dippy nerds
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written all over it.
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You need help.
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Mom's a therapist;
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she knows this stuff.
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Look at you, you're
baking your pain away.
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Let us throw a memorial
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for your dad so you can
give him a proper good-bye.
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- No.
- Mom and I will handle
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everything, all right?
We will invite everyone,
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and, yeah, Edie will help...
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we'll deck out the restaurant,
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it'll be a blast... of
appropriate sadness.
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Yeah.
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A memorial?
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All right, a memorial.
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I'll do anything to get you
guys out of my apartment.
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Oh, great, Jimmy, all you have to do
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is prepare a few words
to say about your dad.
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You mean like a eulogy?
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No, I'm not good at that.
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Think of it like a toast.
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Oh, I'm good at that, yeah.
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I can make a toast.
Remember the toast I made
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at Ravi's 30th?
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That was a roast and you made him cry.
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No, because
I was laughing so hard.
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Sorry I'm late.
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Did you guys make Jimmy cry yet?
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Vanessa!
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Everything's totally normal here,
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don't let me keep secrets!
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RAVI: Get off my neck!
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Why are you staring out the window?
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Oh crap, is the ice cream truck coming?
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Sara, quick, give me your purse.
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No, no, Craig asked me
to move in with him.
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Seriously?
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Oh, you should do it.
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Th-That guy is, like, soap opera hot.
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You leave him alone with
me in a walk-in-closet...
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- Vanessa!
- Sorry.
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Point is, you should lock that down.
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Isn't it a little fast?
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I don't know.
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Ooh, let's try this thing
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that I made up to decide stuff.
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I used it to decide whether or
not I was gonna have Edie...
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...have Edie's birthday
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at a park or the pizza place.
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Park won.
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Okay, what is it?
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It's called "fors and againsts."
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Oh, so, like pros and cons?
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Does pros and cons use...
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elastics?
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Green...
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is fors.
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Red is against.
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Okay, let's see, um, I
love how direct Craig is.
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That's a green.
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Edie, arm.
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But I don't totally feel like
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I can be myself around him yet.
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Mm... you mean like going to
the bathroom for number two
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when you're staying in
a hotel room together.
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Why do they always put the
bathroom right off the bedroom?
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I do love when he stays over.
265
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Night sex and morning sex.
266
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That's two greens.
267
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But my gut is telling me
268
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it might be too soon.
269
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Now, when people say, "gut,"
270
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it usually means something's
holding them back.
271
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And by something...
272
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I mean someone else.
273
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N-- that's ridiculous.
274
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Not buying it.
275
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And "someone else" gets
the gold hair tie,
276
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and gold beats all.
277
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"Against" wins.
278
00:08:28,798 --> 00:08:30,466
- What, that's...
279
00:08:30,533 --> 00:08:31,533
Ooh, that is the ice cream truck!
280
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That's my purse!
281
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Eulogy... eulogy...
282
00:08:37,173 --> 00:08:38,907
How's the eulogy coming, boss?
283
00:08:38,975 --> 00:08:40,476
Hey, if you're looking for
an opening, how about,
284
00:08:40,543 --> 00:08:43,879
"Webster's defines death as..."
285
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As what?
286
00:08:45,281 --> 00:08:46,548
Wait, I'm sorry, do you want
me to write the whole thing?
287
00:08:46,616 --> 00:08:48,083
- Look it up, Annelise.
288
00:08:48,151 --> 00:08:49,651
Oh, this is stupid. My dad died.
289
00:08:49,719 --> 00:08:51,153
We weren't close and he
wasn't very nice to me.
290
00:08:51,221 --> 00:08:52,154
What am I supposed to say?
291
00:08:52,222 --> 00:08:53,388
Definitely not that.
292
00:08:53,456 --> 00:08:54,389
Yeah, that would be a bad eulogy.
293
00:08:54,457 --> 00:08:55,390
Hey, you know what I need?
294
00:08:55,458 --> 00:08:57,593
- Empathy?
- No, my Jimmy-isms.
295
00:08:57,660 --> 00:08:59,328
My Jimmy-isms you've been
compiling over the years.
296
00:08:59,395 --> 00:09:01,263
- Your what?
- You know, the musings and sayings
297
00:09:01,331 --> 00:09:02,965
that I come up with off
the top of my head.
298
00:09:03,032 --> 00:09:04,233
You know, I'll say something,
299
00:09:04,300 --> 00:09:05,100
and I'll say, "Annelise,
write that down,"
300
00:09:05,168 --> 00:09:06,168
and Annelise writes it down.
301
00:09:06,236 --> 00:09:07,302
Yup, he definitely says that,
302
00:09:07,370 --> 00:09:08,470
and I definitely do that.
303
00:09:08,538 --> 00:09:10,506
I've been saving them for my memoir,
304
00:09:10,573 --> 00:09:12,341
but I could spare a few pearls
for my dad's eulogy, right?
305
00:09:12,408 --> 00:09:13,034
Right.
306
00:09:13,059 --> 00:09:14,935
Yeah... Annelise, go
get the master list.
307
00:09:14,978 --> 00:09:15,911
No problem, boss.
308
00:09:15,979 --> 00:09:16,912
Just give me a little time
309
00:09:16,980 --> 00:09:18,046
to organize them with the staff.
310
00:09:19,582 --> 00:09:20,849
Everyone, stop what you're doing.
311
00:09:20,917 --> 00:09:23,585
Jimmy wants me to compile
all his stupid musings
312
00:09:23,653 --> 00:09:25,454
I've been pretending to write
down over the last ten years.
313
00:09:25,522 --> 00:09:26,789
You haven't been writing them down?
314
00:09:26,856 --> 00:09:28,257
- What do you do here?
- Shut it.
315
00:09:28,324 --> 00:09:30,459
We need to band together and remember
316
00:09:30,527 --> 00:09:31,860
all the stupid crap Jimmy
has said over the years.
317
00:09:31,928 --> 00:09:33,662
Ooh, I remember one. Uh-huh.
318
00:09:33,730 --> 00:09:35,497
"Whoever wins, we lose."
319
00:09:35,565 --> 00:09:38,934
Nope, that's the tagline to Alien vs.
Predator.
320
00:09:39,002 --> 00:09:40,135
Come on.
321
00:09:42,872 --> 00:09:46,141
Dad gave me a list of
Jack's closest friends.
322
00:09:46,209 --> 00:09:48,110
- Let's let the inviting begin.
- Okay.
323
00:09:49,779 --> 00:09:51,313
Hi, Ms. Rabinowitz.
324
00:09:51,381 --> 00:09:53,849
I understand you're a
friend of Jack Martino's?
325
00:09:53,917 --> 00:09:55,317
Oh, ex-friend.
326
00:09:55,385 --> 00:09:57,019
He called you what?
327
00:09:57,086 --> 00:09:59,822
Uh, well, maybe he just meant
you're good with money?
328
00:09:59,889 --> 00:10:01,390
Yes, Dr. Lerman, I understand
329
00:10:01,457 --> 00:10:04,293
Jack was a patient of
yours for several years.
330
00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:07,029
Yes, Martino... Hello?
331
00:10:07,096 --> 00:10:08,530
Oh, you're glad he's dead.
332
00:10:08,598 --> 00:10:11,233
Well, why don't you come
celebrate that with us?
333
00:10:11,301 --> 00:10:12,868
I'll pay you.
334
00:10:12,936 --> 00:10:14,736
He owes you how much?
335
00:10:14,804 --> 00:10:16,338
And now I inherit his debit...?
336
00:10:16,406 --> 00:10:17,573
No, no, I don't think
that's how it works.
337
00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:18,574
I got to go, bye.
338
00:10:18,641 --> 00:10:19,842
Forty-one dollars.
339
00:10:19,909 --> 00:10:21,510
Sixty-three dollars!
340
00:10:21,578 --> 00:10:23,078
Sixty-six...!
341
00:10:23,146 --> 00:10:24,580
- That's our ceiling.
342
00:10:30,420 --> 00:10:32,988
Eulogy, eulogy...
343
00:10:33,056 --> 00:10:34,423
Welcome, everybody.
344
00:10:34,490 --> 00:10:37,059
Sex! Now that I got your
attention, my dad's dead.
345
00:10:37,126 --> 00:10:38,093
Nah.
346
00:10:39,262 --> 00:10:40,429
- Jimmy.
- Huh?
347
00:10:40,496 --> 00:10:42,698
This came for you at the restaurant.
348
00:10:42,765 --> 00:10:45,667
Let's see.
349
00:10:45,735 --> 00:10:47,069
Oh!
350
00:10:47,136 --> 00:10:50,105
Contents of my dad's safe deposit box.
351
00:10:54,644 --> 00:10:56,378
My transistor radio.
352
00:10:57,680 --> 00:11:00,048
Wow, used to sit in the backyard
353
00:11:00,116 --> 00:11:03,385
and listen to the Angels play.
354
00:11:03,453 --> 00:11:05,387
Just a father and son,
355
00:11:05,455 --> 00:11:08,290
enjoying the game.
356
00:11:08,358 --> 00:11:10,092
I can't believe he kept this.
357
00:11:10,159 --> 00:11:13,528
Jack Martino wasn't such a bad guy.
358
00:11:13,596 --> 00:11:15,864
Jack Martino was a real son of a bitch.
359
00:11:15,932 --> 00:11:18,533
God, why did we force
Dad into doing this?
360
00:11:18,601 --> 00:11:19,868
You should've let him
work through his feelings
361
00:11:19,936 --> 00:11:21,870
with-with makeovers and
restaurant overhauls.
362
00:11:21,938 --> 00:11:23,906
We'll tell him that we were wrong,
363
00:11:23,973 --> 00:11:25,908
that the memorial service
was a stupid idea.
364
00:11:25,975 --> 00:11:26,642
JIMMY: Hey, guys.
365
00:11:26,709 --> 00:11:27,643
GERALD: Yo.
366
00:11:27,710 --> 00:11:28,644
Just came by to tell you
367
00:11:28,711 --> 00:11:30,078
that, uh, you were right.
368
00:11:30,146 --> 00:11:31,246
I mean, just 'cause my
dad was a difficult man,
369
00:11:31,314 --> 00:11:32,447
doesn't mean it won't feel good
370
00:11:32,515 --> 00:11:33,882
to be around some of his friends, so,
371
00:11:33,950 --> 00:11:36,618
thank you for twisting
my arm and making me
372
00:11:36,686 --> 00:11:37,619
throw this memorial for my father.
373
00:11:37,687 --> 00:11:38,487
You're welcome.
374
00:11:38,554 --> 00:11:40,222
Hm. I brought smoothies.
375
00:11:40,290 --> 00:11:41,390
Ooh.
Smoothies.
376
00:11:45,807 --> 00:11:48,257
Great turnout guys
377
00:11:50,168 --> 00:11:52,135
Oh, luckily, there's a
certain type of person
378
00:11:52,203 --> 00:11:53,937
willing to drive up to 90 minutes
379
00:11:54,005 --> 00:11:56,139
if you promise them
free wine and cheese.
380
00:11:56,207 --> 00:11:58,708
SARA: Oh, there's Jack's
former cleaning lady.
381
00:11:58,776 --> 00:12:00,844
There's Jack's old dental hygienist
382
00:12:00,912 --> 00:12:02,145
and her boyfriend Rick.
383
00:12:02,213 --> 00:12:03,213
How come you didn't get
384
00:12:03,281 --> 00:12:04,214
any of his actual friends?
385
00:12:04,282 --> 00:12:06,116
We tried... and failed,
386
00:12:06,184 --> 00:12:08,018
so we called around
Jack's old neighborhood
387
00:12:08,085 --> 00:12:09,719
and scrounged up some randos.
388
00:12:09,787 --> 00:12:11,655
That group is here
because we promised them
389
00:12:11,722 --> 00:12:12,989
free student haircuts.
390
00:12:13,057 --> 00:12:14,457
Why is Ravi staring at us like that?
391
00:12:14,525 --> 00:12:17,127
Hey, Vanessa.
Hi, ring-- I mean Gerald.
392
00:12:17,195 --> 00:12:18,795
There's no ring yet, or ever.
393
00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:20,063
You're being weird!
394
00:12:21,799 --> 00:12:23,533
Hey, did you have a chance to
think about us moving in...
395
00:12:23,601 --> 00:12:24,968
Here comes Jimmy! Okay.
396
00:12:25,036 --> 00:12:26,536
We have to keep him from having
397
00:12:26,604 --> 00:12:27,871
substantial conversations
with any of the guests.
398
00:12:27,939 --> 00:12:29,072
Luckily, he doesn't really
399
00:12:29,140 --> 00:12:30,807
like to have substantial conversations.
400
00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:32,375
I mean, I was back in
his life for six months
401
00:12:32,443 --> 00:12:34,044
before he asked me a personal question,
402
00:12:34,111 --> 00:12:36,179
and it was, "How big is your package?"
403
00:12:36,247 --> 00:12:37,881
He wanted to know if he was bigger.
404
00:12:37,949 --> 00:12:38,266
And?
405
00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:39,240
- Mom!
- Sara!
406
00:12:39,283 --> 00:12:42,252
What? I'm rooting for you.
407
00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:45,222
Here's the game plan: get
Jimmy on that podium ASAP.
408
00:12:45,289 --> 00:12:48,225
He gives his eulogy, I pull the
fire alarm, everybody goes home.
409
00:12:48,292 --> 00:12:49,593
All right.
410
00:12:49,660 --> 00:12:52,262
Everybody seems dressed casual here.
411
00:12:52,330 --> 00:12:53,496
Well, I guess that makes sense.
412
00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:56,032
Jack Martino was a no-frills
kind of guy, you know.
413
00:12:56,100 --> 00:12:57,367
And these people
414
00:12:57,435 --> 00:12:59,569
are honoring that with
their cut-off shorts...
415
00:12:59,637 --> 00:13:01,271
and tube tops.
416
00:13:01,339 --> 00:13:02,272
Hi.
417
00:13:02,340 --> 00:13:04,207
So... eulogy time?
418
00:13:04,275 --> 00:13:06,443
These mourners are craving
that sweet, sweet eul.
419
00:13:06,510 --> 00:13:07,277
Let me say hi to the guests first.
420
00:13:07,345 --> 00:13:08,678
Excuse me.
421
00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:10,213
Hi, I'm Jimmy Martino.
422
00:13:10,281 --> 00:13:11,448
How did you know my father?
423
00:13:11,515 --> 00:13:13,083
Lo siento, no puedo hablar ingles.
424
00:13:13,150 --> 00:13:15,018
I better get Victor to translate...
425
00:13:15,086 --> 00:13:18,688
Oh, no, you can't ask a Latino
person to translate Spanish.
426
00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:20,056
It's racist.
Yeah.
427
00:13:20,124 --> 00:13:20,924
- Is it racist?
- No, it's not racist.
428
00:13:20,992 --> 00:13:22,092
It's not racist.
429
00:13:22,159 --> 00:13:23,793
- ¿Dónde está El vino?
- Victor!
430
00:13:23,861 --> 00:13:25,895
Oh, uh, so... eulogy?
431
00:13:25,963 --> 00:13:26,863
I haven't written it yet.
432
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:27,864
Are you kidding?
What?
433
00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:28,999
No, Annelise's gonna give me
434
00:13:29,066 --> 00:13:30,200
all my Jimmy-isms.
Once I get those,
435
00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:31,534
- it'll practically write itself.
- Hmm.
436
00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:34,070
need those Jimmy-isms
yesterday, people.
437
00:13:34,138 --> 00:13:36,539
It's not that hard, what are
some things he always says?
438
00:13:36,607 --> 00:13:37,907
Okay, how about this:
439
00:13:37,975 --> 00:13:39,309
"No, Ravi, I don't want to get drinks."
440
00:13:39,377 --> 00:13:40,243
How about this?
441
00:13:40,311 --> 00:13:42,112
"The air is hot with sweat,
442
00:13:42,179 --> 00:13:44,414
anticipation, and the promise
of a future not yet written."
443
00:13:44,482 --> 00:13:46,149
It's way too beautiful for Jimmy,
444
00:13:46,217 --> 00:13:47,384
but you should be a writer.
445
00:13:47,451 --> 00:13:48,752
I know.
446
00:13:49,854 --> 00:13:51,288
You're not even trying, Cindy.
447
00:13:51,355 --> 00:13:54,591
Sorry, Kylie Jenner just
tweeted something hilarious.
448
00:13:54,659 --> 00:13:56,993
"If there are no two
fingerprints that are alike,
449
00:13:57,061 --> 00:13:58,595
"and no two snowflakes that are alike,
450
00:13:58,663 --> 00:14:01,765
a snowman would be the
best burglar ever."
451
00:14:01,832 --> 00:14:02,799
Perfect.
452
00:14:02,867 --> 00:14:03,967
Kylie Jenner and Jimmy
453
00:14:04,035 --> 00:14:05,635
have the exact same voice.
454
00:14:05,703 --> 00:14:06,636
Are there more of those?
455
00:14:06,704 --> 00:14:07,771
Oh, tons, KJ tweets
456
00:14:07,838 --> 00:14:08,772
like, every five minutes.
457
00:14:08,839 --> 00:14:09,773
Here's another one:
458
00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:11,341
"There is no "I" in cream,
459
00:14:11,409 --> 00:14:13,143
but there is eye cream."
460
00:14:13,210 --> 00:14:15,645
Ravi, copy 50 of them in an e-mail
461
00:14:15,713 --> 00:14:16,813
and send them to me, stat.
462
00:14:16,881 --> 00:14:17,681
I'm already on it.
463
00:14:17,748 --> 00:14:19,182
Hey, where's my Jimmy-isms?
464
00:14:19,250 --> 00:14:21,351
- Forwarding them to you now, boss.
465
00:14:23,854 --> 00:14:27,257
"When God gives you rain,
make rainbow sorbet."
466
00:14:29,026 --> 00:14:31,361
That's so me.
467
00:14:36,334 --> 00:14:39,002
Hey, you guys, let's help poor people.
468
00:14:39,070 --> 00:14:40,437
I don't remember saying that.
469
00:14:40,504 --> 00:14:42,639
Hey, so... you ready to get up there?
470
00:14:42,707 --> 00:14:44,541
Oh, I don't know, I
thought these Jimmy-isms
471
00:14:44,608 --> 00:14:46,343
would help me crack the eulogy, but...
472
00:14:46,410 --> 00:14:49,279
I-I know I said more profound things.
473
00:14:49,347 --> 00:14:51,881
I-I don't ever remember being
this obsessed with side boob.
474
00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:56,152
I don't know what I'm doing.
475
00:14:56,220 --> 00:14:58,655
Oh, God, all right, come on, relax.
476
00:14:58,723 --> 00:15:00,790
You can do this.
477
00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:02,392
Just be honest.
478
00:15:02,460 --> 00:15:03,660
Let yourself be vulnerable.
479
00:15:05,262 --> 00:15:07,530
Uh, do you remember back
when we were dating...
480
00:15:07,598 --> 00:15:09,332
we went on that ski trip to Tahoe?
481
00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:10,700
Yeah... I wanted to go down
482
00:15:10,768 --> 00:15:12,369
one more slope and you were worried
483
00:15:12,436 --> 00:15:13,503
that your lips were getting chapped...
484
00:15:13,571 --> 00:15:15,004
Right, I went back to the lodge,
485
00:15:15,072 --> 00:15:16,339
and-and it started to snow like crazy.
486
00:15:16,407 --> 00:15:18,708
Yes, a-and by the time I got back,
487
00:15:18,776 --> 00:15:21,745
you were so worried about
me, and I walked in,
488
00:15:21,812 --> 00:15:23,313
and you looked at me and you said,
489
00:15:23,381 --> 00:15:25,749
"I was so worried about you."
490
00:15:26,784 --> 00:15:27,751
That's a terrible story.
491
00:15:27,818 --> 00:15:28,885
What's the point?
492
00:15:28,953 --> 00:15:31,321
That is the point.
493
00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:33,490
It wasn't cool or interesting.
494
00:15:33,557 --> 00:15:35,925
It was real and vulnerable.
495
00:15:35,993 --> 00:15:39,596
That's always been my
favorite version of you.
496
00:15:39,663 --> 00:15:41,030
Be that guy.
497
00:15:41,098 --> 00:15:42,599
Did we have sex later that night?
498
00:15:42,666 --> 00:15:44,834
We had sex most nights.
499
00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:46,436
Why didn't you put that in the story?
500
00:15:46,504 --> 00:15:48,104
That would have made it,
you know, something.
501
00:15:48,172 --> 00:15:49,272
Hey, guys.
502
00:15:49,340 --> 00:15:51,074
- Hey.
- Hey, Sara.
503
00:15:51,142 --> 00:15:52,342
- Hi.
- How you holding up?
504
00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:53,710
Not good.
505
00:15:53,778 --> 00:15:55,879
What can I do?
506
00:15:55,946 --> 00:15:57,447
Can you write a speech about my dad?
507
00:15:57,515 --> 00:16:00,417
'Cause all this stuff isn't working....
508
00:16:00,484 --> 00:16:01,851
What are you saying?
509
00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:03,853
I don't know, you could
still put that...
510
00:16:07,291 --> 00:16:08,691
Hey.
511
00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:11,094
Sara, I consider myself pretty secure.
512
00:16:11,162 --> 00:16:13,430
I asked you to move
in over 36 hours ago,
513
00:16:13,497 --> 00:16:15,231
and you haven't given me
an answer yet because
514
00:16:15,299 --> 00:16:17,066
you're so busy helping your
baby daddy, and I get that,
515
00:16:17,134 --> 00:16:18,334
- Yes.
- but...
516
00:16:19,370 --> 00:16:20,303
Yes, what?
517
00:16:20,371 --> 00:16:22,305
Yes, let's move in together.
518
00:16:22,373 --> 00:16:24,274
Okay.
519
00:16:24,341 --> 00:16:25,642
- Yeah.
520
00:16:25,709 --> 00:16:27,277
Code red! He's mingling.
521
00:16:27,344 --> 00:16:28,445
Where, what?
522
00:16:28,512 --> 00:16:29,446
You should go.
523
00:16:29,513 --> 00:16:30,447
Wait, so how do you
524
00:16:30,514 --> 00:16:31,714
know Jack Martino?
525
00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:32,882
My girlfriend was his dental hygienist.
526
00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:34,284
Said he was a real jackass,
527
00:16:34,351 --> 00:16:35,652
never opened wide.
528
00:16:35,719 --> 00:16:37,253
Damn it, Rick!
529
00:16:37,321 --> 00:16:38,455
Who are these people?
530
00:16:38,522 --> 00:16:39,489
Where are the people I
gave you on that list?
531
00:16:39,557 --> 00:16:40,723
They really wanted to come...
532
00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:42,392
It was just really short notice...
533
00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:43,993
It's always short notice
when someone dies.
534
00:16:45,062 --> 00:16:48,465
Oh...
535
00:16:48,532 --> 00:16:51,568
Anybody who really knew him
didn't want to come, right?
536
00:16:51,635 --> 00:16:53,937
I don't know why that surprises me.
537
00:16:54,004 --> 00:16:55,738
I'm Jack Martino's son and
I don't want to be here.
538
00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:57,440
Why would they?
539
00:16:57,508 --> 00:16:59,843
By the way, thanks for
forcing me to do this.
540
00:16:59,910 --> 00:17:01,144
Now when I think of my dad,
541
00:17:01,212 --> 00:17:02,245
I can add this sham memorial
542
00:17:02,313 --> 00:17:03,313
to the list of crappy memories.
543
00:17:03,380 --> 00:17:03,822
Dad...
544
00:17:03,847 --> 00:17:05,172
- Jimmy...
- You know what?
545
00:17:05,216 --> 00:17:06,149
Just do me a favor, okay?
546
00:17:06,217 --> 00:17:07,450
Stay out of my business.
547
00:17:07,518 --> 00:17:08,585
Oh, hey, my girl told me
548
00:17:08,652 --> 00:17:10,487
another thing that sucked about Jack.
549
00:17:10,554 --> 00:17:14,157
He used to grab six toothbrushes
on his way out, every time.
550
00:17:14,225 --> 00:17:15,959
God! How'd you know him?
551
00:17:22,859 --> 00:17:24,859
Can you believe Sarah and Gerald,
552
00:17:24,884 --> 00:17:26,518
forcing me to throw this memorial,
553
00:17:26,586 --> 00:17:27,619
filling it with a bunch of people
554
00:17:27,687 --> 00:17:28,600
my father didn't even know.
555
00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:29,688
Yeah, the nerve.
556
00:17:29,756 --> 00:17:30,689
What's that supposed to mean?
557
00:17:30,757 --> 00:17:32,191
Nothing, I'm agreeing with you.
558
00:17:32,258 --> 00:17:33,692
Yeah, but you're agreeing
in a voice that sounds
559
00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:34,860
like you don't agree with me.
560
00:17:34,928 --> 00:17:35,861
I don't like that voice.
561
00:17:35,929 --> 00:17:37,296
Look, I'm not gonna lie.
562
00:17:37,364 --> 00:17:38,697
It's rough out there.
563
00:17:38,765 --> 00:17:40,532
One of the guests is
wearing a shirt that says,
564
00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:42,668
"Gremlins 2 Now Available on VHS."
565
00:17:42,736 --> 00:17:44,203
Yeah. But Gerald and Sara
566
00:17:44,270 --> 00:17:46,271
got your dad's old address
from me yesterday,
567
00:17:46,339 --> 00:17:48,607
so that they could spend
all day cold-calling
568
00:17:48,675 --> 00:17:50,042
every business in his town,
569
00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:52,644
asking if any of the
employees knew your dad
570
00:17:52,712 --> 00:17:54,680
to fill this place up so that you could
571
00:17:54,748 --> 00:17:56,548
give him a proper good-bye.
572
00:17:56,616 --> 00:17:58,450
So, yeah, the nerve.
573
00:18:08,094 --> 00:18:09,278
This is crazy, bro.
574
00:18:09,278 --> 00:18:10,912
I can't keep babysitting
you until I propose.
575
00:18:10,980 --> 00:18:11,913
Listen...
576
00:18:11,981 --> 00:18:13,248
if you don't blow my secret,
577
00:18:13,316 --> 00:18:14,182
I will make you one of my groomsmen.
578
00:18:14,250 --> 00:18:15,584
- Best man.
- No!
579
00:18:15,651 --> 00:18:16,585
Okay, well, then I just can't...
580
00:18:16,652 --> 00:18:17,619
No, okay...
581
00:18:17,687 --> 00:18:19,254
secret best man.
582
00:18:19,322 --> 00:18:20,188
I'm listening.
583
00:18:20,256 --> 00:18:22,257
Yeah, I will have a best man
584
00:18:22,325 --> 00:18:23,625
that isn't you, but secretly,
585
00:18:23,693 --> 00:18:26,461
between you and me, you're my best man.
586
00:18:26,529 --> 00:18:28,530
But you know I'm bad
at keeping secrets.
587
00:18:28,598 --> 00:18:30,065
Well, then I guess
I'll just have to find
588
00:18:30,132 --> 00:18:31,199
another secret best man...
589
00:18:31,267 --> 00:18:32,200
I'll keep it!
590
00:18:32,268 --> 00:18:34,235
I'll keep it so good.
591
00:18:34,303 --> 00:18:35,904
Oh, God, thank God.
592
00:18:35,972 --> 00:18:38,807
- All right? All right.
593
00:18:38,874 --> 00:18:41,109
Crap, now I have to
plan a bachelor party.
594
00:18:41,177 --> 00:18:43,144
I don't have time for this.
595
00:18:56,892 --> 00:18:58,994
Hi, I'd like to, uh,
596
00:18:59,061 --> 00:19:02,263
say a few words about
my father Jack Martino.
597
00:19:04,233 --> 00:19:06,167
There's an expression I say,
598
00:19:06,235 --> 00:19:10,071
uh, um, "Every day is a gift,
599
00:19:10,139 --> 00:19:12,440
but life doesn't have a return policy."
600
00:19:23,419 --> 00:19:26,154
My dad and I loved to
listen to the radio...
601
00:19:26,222 --> 00:19:27,656
and sit in the backyard,
602
00:19:27,723 --> 00:19:31,259
and we would listen to the
Angels game together...
603
00:19:33,596 --> 00:19:35,630
...but I pretended to love it
604
00:19:35,698 --> 00:19:40,201
because it was the classic
father-son thing to do.
605
00:19:40,269 --> 00:19:42,971
Truth is, I didn't know
anything about baseball.
606
00:19:43,039 --> 00:19:44,806
I didn't know what the hell
607
00:19:44,874 --> 00:19:46,908
the announcers were
talking about, but...
608
00:19:49,078 --> 00:19:52,013
...it was the only thing I
could do with my father
609
00:19:52,081 --> 00:19:54,282
where we didn't have
to talk to each other.
610
00:20:00,756 --> 00:20:02,791
My dad wasn't a great guy.
611
00:20:02,858 --> 00:20:04,826
He was selfish, and he was rude...
612
00:20:04,894 --> 00:20:08,430
that's why you're all here
instead of his real friends...
613
00:20:09,932 --> 00:20:11,666
...but he was my dad...
614
00:20:14,303 --> 00:20:17,238
...and I wish he were still
alive today because...
615
00:20:19,408 --> 00:20:20,742
...he never got to meet my family.
616
00:20:22,878 --> 00:20:24,145
Jack Martino didn't like much,
617
00:20:24,213 --> 00:20:26,481
but he would have liked my family.
618
00:20:26,549 --> 00:20:28,349
He would have said,
619
00:20:28,417 --> 00:20:29,651
"They're too good for you."
620
00:20:32,054 --> 00:20:33,154
And he would have been right.
621
00:20:35,057 --> 00:20:36,991
That's the one thing I regret.
622
00:20:38,961 --> 00:20:41,362
My father never had the
chance to meet my...
623
00:20:43,265 --> 00:20:44,332
Thank you.
624
00:20:53,242 --> 00:20:55,043
Boy, that was embarrassing.
625
00:20:57,513 --> 00:20:59,781
♪ Oh...♪
626
00:20:59,849 --> 00:21:04,552
♪ You've been here before♪
627
00:21:04,620 --> 00:21:08,356
♪ Minus one♪
628
00:21:08,424 --> 00:21:11,359
♪ Split and it's done...♪
629
00:21:11,427 --> 00:21:12,927
GERALD: Is he all right?
Did you talk to him?
630
00:21:12,995 --> 00:21:14,062
Is he in there?
631
00:21:14,130 --> 00:21:18,032
♪ Getting up every day...♪
632
00:21:18,100 --> 00:21:19,634
Baby, that was beautiful.
633
00:21:19,702 --> 00:21:21,236
Thank you.
634
00:21:21,303 --> 00:21:22,937
It really was, Dad.
635
00:21:23,005 --> 00:21:24,472
So, were we right?
636
00:21:24,540 --> 00:21:25,874
Do you feel better?
637
00:21:27,476 --> 00:21:28,977
♪ And nothing's the same.♪
638
00:21:29,001 --> 00:21:32,801
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