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DRE: It's a fact. The Johnson
family loves Halloween.
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We love the decorating...
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the trick-or-treating.
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We love the mischief.
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But what we love most is showing out
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in our family costume.
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Now, choosing the perfect
costume isn't always easy.
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Sometimes we're cartoon superheroes.
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Sometimes we're real heroes.
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But this year, we get to be both.
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Because of "Black Panther,"
we not only own the box office,
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we own Halloween.
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ALL: Wakanda forever!
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Mm!
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All right. Halloween dress rehearsal.
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You two need to put on these.
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Yeah.
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We're not dressing up this year.
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But we got Black Panther.
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And it took me two hours
to do all of this.
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And it took me two days
to do all of this.
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♪
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But why are you guys not dressing up?
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- No one is.
- What?
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No one in our school's
even doing Halloween.
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The only thing going on
is Cameron Carter's party,
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and fingers crossed we get invited.
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Well, of course you guys
are gonna get invited.
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Are you kidding me? You're adorbs.
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It's very exclusive.
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I mean, he only has been giving
out two invitations a day,
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and tomorrow's the last two.
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That is so cruel.
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Nuh-unh. That is so cool.
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Build the hype.
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Then people suck up to you
to be a part of that hype.
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Then you create the demand for the hype.
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Oh, I got to meet this dude Cameron.
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It's Cameron Carter.
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He's so cool, he has full-name status.
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I do not think Cameron Carter
is so cool.
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Who does he think he is?
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Look, we don't have time to
explain Cameron Carter to you.
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- Oh. Well, she told you.
- Someone's very busy. My goodness.
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- [Chuckles]
- And so it begins.
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- What are you talking about?
- Seventh grade.
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It's like a blood bath.
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You make one mistake, and you're dead.
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Like my seventh grade hike to the Falls.
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The Falls.
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I forgot to put a protein bar
in my backpack,
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and I fainted from exhaustion.
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When I awoke, I was being
carried by a small girl
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like we were on our honeymoon
in the Poconos.
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[Exhales deeply]
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Ladies' man rep gone like that.
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You had a ladies' man rep?
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You don't sweep the math awards
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and not become a ladies' man.
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- Bow...
- Yeah.
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Don't listen to him.
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Your son's a weirdo.
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The twins, they'll be all right.
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No, he's right.
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I remember in seventh grade,
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I washed my hair and I let it air dry.
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And my mom, she said I looked like
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a beautiful African princess.
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It didn't dry the way
I thought it would.
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Sorry, no room...
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Helmet Hair.
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Helmet Hair?
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That's hilarious!
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No, it's not!
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Dre, they voted me "Most Likely
to Survive a Car Crash."
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- Also hilarious.
- Oh, my God. You know what...
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Where the hell did you go
to middle school, Bow?
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- The Apollo?
- This is serious, Dre.
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Seventh grade is hard enough
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without being excluded from parties.
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We need to go talk to the school.
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It's just one party
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that they still might get invited to.
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And if they don't,
then they'll deal with it.
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And how did you deal with being left out
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in seventh grade?
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I was the king of seventh grade.
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I never took a loss.
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♪
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Junior, thanks for helping me
pick up the dry cleaning.
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Those choir robes are heavy.
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Yeah, thank you for
helping me fill my day.
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Gap year is definitely off
to a slow start.
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You ever feel like you've read
the whole Internet?
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You ever feel like you didn't wash your...
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- face this morning?
- I...
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Hey, Miss Ruby.
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So good to see you.
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Oh, honey, it's good to see you, too.
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[Chuckles]
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We are so gonna need your voice tonight.
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Oh, well, you know me.
When the Lord calls...
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♪ I come running! ♪
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Who's this?
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Niecy, this is my grandson, Junior.
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Nice to meet you.
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Niecy's our little star.
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She's been with us since
she was 10 years old.
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I poached her from First Faith.
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Place fell on the skids after that.
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It's an Olive's Garden now. [Laughs]
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Go, Niecy. Give him a little taste.
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♪ Oh, Happy Day ♪
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♪ When Jesus washed ♪
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♪ He washed my sins away ♪
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Wow.
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She's never going secular. [Chuckles]
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All right, you two
little babies chat, okay?
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But, uh, don't let him bore you
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talking about that wizard Harvey Porter
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who fights those hog wars.
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[Mutters]
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- It's Harry Potter, Grandma.
- Yeah, yeah.
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I haven't read those books
in years, so...
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Yeah, me neither.
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I actually just re-read them.
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Me, too.
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They hold up, right?
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A story for all ages.
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Anyway, what's your story?
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You, uh, go to college on the first try?
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[Laughs]
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[Sighs loudly]
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- Hello.
- Hi.
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Hello, Principal Biggs.
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I can't get your kids invited
to Cameron Carter's party.
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Dang it.
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I told her.
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Doesn't this school have a rule
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about everybody getting
invited to everything?
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For elementary kids.
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But this is middle school,
so it's kill or be killed.
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- Mm-hmm.
- What?
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- That sounds very violent.
- Don't worry, the kids figure it out.
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Told her that, too.
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Is there anything you can do?
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Listen, if I could fix
middle school for anyone,
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- I'd go back and fix it for myself.
- Okay.
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The summer between sixth
and seventh grade,
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I grew 2 1/2 feet.
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- Did you join the league?
- They thought I was a teacher.
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- What?
- Or a Yeti.
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That's why I became a teacher.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Right. Okay.
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Anyway, my advice is just
to stay out of it.
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I told her that, too,
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- but she doesn't listen.
- Dre.
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Now, look, Principal Biggs,
we'll get out of your way.
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You go on and do your job.
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- Thank you.
- Thank you.
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You heard her, Bow.
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[Scoffs] What do teachers
know about children?
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We need to do something, Dre.
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Why?
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Look at them. Look at Jack.
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He's all cocky, kicking it
on top of the table.
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- He's...
- And... And look at Diane,
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ruling the roost.
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- She looks pretty.
- Uh-huh.
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They are fine, Bow. Come on. Let's go.
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- Okay.
- CAMERON: Yo! Final invitations!
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Saved the best for last.
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Get over here, you two.
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Oh, my God! Yes!
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- Okay. Okay.
- See? Winners.
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Okay.
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- Thank you.
- Whoa, what are you doing?
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These are for them.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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We were... We were just
excitedly walking this way.
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- Yeah, let's just... just go.
- Let's go, yeah.
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Wait, you thought those were for you?
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You guys are so thirsty.
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Hey, everybody! Hold on to your drinks.
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It's the Thirsty Twins!
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[Chanting]
Thir-sty Twins! Thir-sty Twins!
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Thir-sty Twins! Thir-sty Twins!
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Thir-sty Twins! Thir-sty Twins!
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Oh, God.
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Hey, baby! Don't forget
your new book bag!
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Ah. Thanks, Mom!
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All right.
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BOY: Kid's got a purse!
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[Laughter]
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I did take a loss.
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Thir-sty Twins! Thir-sty Twins!
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Thir-sty Twins! Thir-sty Twins!
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Okay, we've got to do something.
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Yeah, I'm about to punch a kid.
Hold my purse.
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- [Screaming] No!
- What?
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I can't believe they clowned my kids!
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Yeah, i-if it was Junior,
yeah, I'd understand,
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but this was Jack and Diane.
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Diane's petty and she's mean
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and she messed up my meet
and greet with Boyz II Men,
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but she's no loser.
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I wish there was a way that I could put
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this Cameron Carter in his place.
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Oh-ho-ho! Let's go on the Dark Web
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and find a child assassin.
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Now, do you want a child
who's an assassin
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or a grown man who kills children?
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What?
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Neither!
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Fine, that's the last time
I try to help.
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So, you need a sensible plan.
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You need to get a disguise,
go undercover,
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and enroll in the school as a cooler kid
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- named Cameron Carter.
- Hmm.
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That's also a terrible plan.
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It's like he just comes here to talk,
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but he doesn't need our help, right?
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You feel that in your spirit?
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Some people just want you to listen.
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Dre, if you don't have the stones
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to hire a black-market
Internet assassin,
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what you need to do is throw
a kick-ass rival party.
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Oh, like Reese Witherspoon
in "Big Little Lies."
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[Scoffs] Amabella's party
didn't stand a chance.
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You know, a rival party just might work.
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Wonderful,
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because Interpol just seized
Josh's computer.
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- There you go.
- What are you doing?
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Fingerprints on that. I got to go.
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No, no, no, no. No, no, no!
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- This isn't...
- [Camera shutter clicks]
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Oh, it just took my picture.
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Yes, I understand that is
the school policy,
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Dean Reynolds,
but what about the mom policy,
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which states that you expel any kid
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that is mean to my kid?
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Uh, no, I think
you're being unreasonable.
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Uh, okay, yeah, thank you.
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I am getting nowhere
with the school board.
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Don't worry about it, all right?
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I got a better plan.
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Forget Cameron Carter.
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We are throwing our own party.
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Kids! Get down here!
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- A rival party?
- Mm-hmm.
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[Gasps] That is way faster
than suing the school.
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- What?
- I love that.
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- Uh, okay.
- I love it!
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- Okay, come on.
- Come in here. Sit down.
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- Come on. Sit down.
- Sit down.
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- Come on. Hurry up. Sit down. Cop a squat.
- Yes. Come on.
258
00:09:24,453 --> 00:09:25,819
- Okay, sitting down.
- All right.
259
00:09:25,921 --> 00:09:29,323
We are going to save your social life.
260
00:09:29,391 --> 00:09:30,324
- Ha!
- Mm-hmm.
261
00:09:30,392 --> 00:09:31,358
- It's too late.
- Hmm.
262
00:09:31,460 --> 00:09:33,093
The janitor in the lower school told me
263
00:09:33,162 --> 00:09:34,127
- to keep my chin up...
- Mnh-mnh.
264
00:09:34,196 --> 00:09:35,529
...but also wouldn't give me dap.
265
00:09:35,631 --> 00:09:37,798
Have no fear, little lady.
266
00:09:37,866 --> 00:09:40,167
Your father and I
are gonna throw a party
267
00:09:40,235 --> 00:09:42,936
that is way better
than Cameron Whatever's.
268
00:09:43,038 --> 00:09:43,737
- Mm-hmm.
- [Chuckles]
269
00:09:43,839 --> 00:09:44,838
You know it's Carter.
270
00:09:44,907 --> 00:09:47,374
I am taking away his power.
271
00:09:47,476 --> 00:09:48,342
Snatch it.
272
00:09:48,410 --> 00:09:49,643
Yeah, but won't everyone think
273
00:09:49,712 --> 00:09:51,878
the Thirsty Twins
are just throwing a party
274
00:09:51,947 --> 00:09:53,747
because we didn't get invited
to Cameron Carter's?
275
00:09:53,816 --> 00:09:55,449
No!
276
00:09:55,517 --> 00:09:58,352
Because your party will be
bigger, blacker, and deffer,
277
00:09:58,420 --> 00:09:59,586
like a Chris Rock special.
278
00:09:59,655 --> 00:10:01,822
- Yeah, way better.
- Mm-hmm.
279
00:10:01,924 --> 00:10:02,989
How?
280
00:10:03,058 --> 00:10:04,424
- Well, um...
- Okay, uh, yeah. Good question.
281
00:10:04,526 --> 00:10:05,492
- Yeah.
- How?
282
00:10:05,561 --> 00:10:06,526
We're, um...
283
00:10:06,628 --> 00:10:08,829
Uh, because i-it's gonna be a...
284
00:10:08,931 --> 00:10:10,330
be a-a-a...
285
00:10:10,399 --> 00:10:12,799
- haunted house party.
- Haunted house party!
286
00:10:12,901 --> 00:10:14,534
- Yes!
- [Laughs evilly]
287
00:10:14,603 --> 00:10:17,771
Yes! That leads to a pizza party
288
00:10:17,873 --> 00:10:20,340
with a deejay in the backyard.
289
00:10:20,409 --> 00:10:21,475
- Yes!
- Yes! Oh!
290
00:10:21,543 --> 00:10:24,578
And then we are gonna sue the school!
291
00:10:24,646 --> 00:10:26,113
- [Grunts]
- Let's back it up just a little bit.
292
00:10:26,215 --> 00:10:27,280
Okay, it's...
293
00:10:27,349 --> 00:10:30,317
I am going to use
all of my resources at work.
294
00:10:30,342 --> 00:10:31,295
- Okay.
- Okay, I'm...
295
00:10:31,327 --> 00:10:33,047
- I'm gonna get a special-effects guy...
- Pssh!
296
00:10:33,094 --> 00:10:36,323
...gonna hire a hair
and makeup professional.
297
00:10:36,392 --> 00:10:40,894
And I will get real blood
from the hospital.
298
00:10:40,963 --> 00:10:42,229
- What?
- She might.
299
00:10:42,331 --> 00:10:43,096
Yeah.
300
00:10:43,165 --> 00:10:44,664
Your reps are in the gutter,
301
00:10:44,767 --> 00:10:46,333
and ain't no way we gonna half-step.
302
00:10:46,435 --> 00:10:47,334
- Mnh-mnh.
- All right?
303
00:10:47,436 --> 00:10:49,836
- So get on board.
- Mm-hmm.
304
00:10:49,938 --> 00:10:52,272
I don't know.
305
00:10:52,374 --> 00:10:53,340
We're still not sold, dawg.
306
00:10:53,442 --> 00:10:54,374
- Aw, man.
- Yeah.
307
00:10:54,476 --> 00:10:55,976
Look, shouldn't we just accept our place
308
00:10:56,078 --> 00:10:58,078
and keep our heads down
until this all blows over?
309
00:10:58,180 --> 00:10:59,846
It won't.
310
00:10:59,848 --> 00:11:01,381
Kids never forget.
311
00:11:01,483 --> 00:11:03,083
Ever.
312
00:11:03,185 --> 00:11:04,518
32 years ago...
313
00:11:04,586 --> 00:11:05,886
Oh, boy. Here we go.
314
00:11:05,954 --> 00:11:07,721
...your grandma made me carry a book bag
315
00:11:07,823 --> 00:11:09,923
that looked like a purse.
316
00:11:10,025 --> 00:11:12,992
Let's see how my friends let that go.
317
00:11:13,061 --> 00:11:14,161
Yeah
318
00:11:14,263 --> 00:11:15,862
"7th grade memories?"
319
00:11:15,931 --> 00:11:17,330
Bam. Look at that.
320
00:11:17,399 --> 00:11:20,667
- Your purse, Purse Boy!
- Dre's punk-ass purse.
321
00:11:20,736 --> 00:11:23,537
RONNIE: My mom died. Also, your purse!
322
00:11:23,605 --> 00:11:25,105
32 years later,
323
00:11:25,174 --> 00:11:27,707
and I'm still Purse Boy.
324
00:11:27,776 --> 00:11:29,376
Yeah.
325
00:11:29,478 --> 00:11:30,944
Okay, we're in.
326
00:11:31,046 --> 00:11:33,513
Aw, yes! Okay.
327
00:11:33,582 --> 00:11:36,183
This party is gonna be lit!
328
00:11:36,251 --> 00:11:37,317
- I regret it already.
- Sh-Sh-She's not
329
00:11:37,386 --> 00:11:38,618
gonna say that
when your friends are here.
330
00:11:38,687 --> 00:11:39,953
I make no promises.
331
00:11:40,022 --> 00:11:41,455
[Groans]
332
00:11:41,557 --> 00:11:44,224
♪
333
00:11:44,293 --> 00:11:45,792
[Door closes]
334
00:11:45,894 --> 00:11:48,061
Hey. You just getting home?
335
00:11:48,130 --> 00:11:50,030
Yeah, I was just hanging out
with a friend.
336
00:11:50,132 --> 00:11:51,097
All night?
337
00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:52,799
Yeah, I'm pretty tired.
338
00:11:52,835 --> 00:11:54,734
You want Grandma to make you
a cup of tea, baby?
339
00:11:54,837 --> 00:11:56,336
No, I just need to rehydrate.
340
00:11:56,438 --> 00:11:57,537
Okay.
341
00:11:57,639 --> 00:11:58,405
[Sighs]
342
00:11:58,507 --> 00:12:00,707
♪ Oh, Happy Day ♪
343
00:12:00,809 --> 00:12:02,509
Whoo. Electrolytes...
344
00:12:03,812 --> 00:12:04,945
Mmm.
345
00:12:05,047 --> 00:12:07,380
♪ Oh, Happy Day ♪
346
00:12:07,483 --> 00:12:08,782
Okay, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
347
00:12:08,884 --> 00:12:09,950
Come here.
348
00:12:10,052 --> 00:12:12,886
What friend were you
hanging out with last night?
349
00:12:12,955 --> 00:12:14,488
I was with Niecy.
350
00:12:14,590 --> 00:12:15,989
Okay.
351
00:12:16,091 --> 00:12:19,459
So, were you with her...
352
00:12:19,561 --> 00:12:23,697
or were you with her?
353
00:12:23,765 --> 00:12:25,899
Um, I think the second one?
354
00:12:26,001 --> 00:12:29,135
Aw, Junior, I don't believe you.
355
00:12:29,204 --> 00:12:30,971
You can't be running around my church,
356
00:12:31,073 --> 00:12:33,006
having relations with people.
357
00:12:33,108 --> 00:12:34,808
Yeah, it... it was definitely
the second one.
358
00:12:34,910 --> 00:12:37,878
Do you know how clucky
those church hens are?
359
00:12:37,946 --> 00:12:39,679
They're gonna be gossiping
all over the place
360
00:12:39,748 --> 00:12:42,449
about me and my gigolo grandson
361
00:12:42,551 --> 00:12:44,918
taking advantage of
that sweet little girl.
362
00:12:44,987 --> 00:12:47,521
Niecy texted me, "You up?" and...
363
00:12:47,623 --> 00:12:49,689
Not one more word out of you, young man.
364
00:12:49,791 --> 00:12:50,924
Go to your room.
365
00:12:50,993 --> 00:12:52,826
Go to your room and
think about what you did.
366
00:12:52,928 --> 00:12:53,693
Really?
367
00:12:53,762 --> 00:12:55,295
No. No. Go to your room
368
00:12:55,364 --> 00:12:57,197
and don't think about what you did.
369
00:12:57,266 --> 00:12:59,332
Get out of here!
370
00:12:59,434 --> 00:13:01,301
The hell is wrong with you?
371
00:13:02,504 --> 00:13:03,970
JACK: Oh, man.
372
00:13:04,072 --> 00:13:06,039
I didn't think you guys could do this.
373
00:13:06,141 --> 00:13:08,041
I mean, you got the whole
seventh grade here,
374
00:13:08,143 --> 00:13:09,543
even Cameron Carter.
375
00:13:09,611 --> 00:13:11,278
DIANE: Whoa, and Emily Copeland.
376
00:13:11,380 --> 00:13:13,380
I heard her mom lets her
have co-ed sleepovers.
377
00:13:13,482 --> 00:13:14,745
- What?
- I told you...
378
00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:17,073
...we would deliver the cool kids.
379
00:13:17,119 --> 00:13:21,288
Now, go, and own this moment.
380
00:13:21,356 --> 00:13:23,957
Jack Johnson, Diane Johnson.
381
00:13:24,026 --> 00:13:25,492
You take your full-name status
382
00:13:25,561 --> 00:13:27,694
and you just rub it
in everybody's faces.
383
00:13:27,763 --> 00:13:29,596
Go. Go on.
384
00:13:29,665 --> 00:13:33,466
Welcome to a Jack Johnson
and Diane Johnson production
385
00:13:33,535 --> 00:13:36,169
of the scariest night of your life!
386
00:13:36,271 --> 00:13:37,203
- Yes!
- Whoo!
387
00:13:37,272 --> 00:13:38,638
Oh, and do not forget to stick around
388
00:13:38,707 --> 00:13:41,141
for the after party,
where there's gonna be a deejay
389
00:13:41,243 --> 00:13:43,443
who will play radio edits
of all your favorite songs.
390
00:13:43,545 --> 00:13:44,711
This is lit!
391
00:13:44,813 --> 00:13:47,213
Yeah! That's exactly what
I said, Cameron Carter.
392
00:13:47,316 --> 00:13:48,014
This is lit!
393
00:13:48,116 --> 00:13:50,016
Like, I am legit scared.
394
00:13:50,118 --> 00:13:51,318
This place is hype!
395
00:13:51,386 --> 00:13:52,652
Hyp...
396
00:13:52,721 --> 00:13:53,920
The Hype Twins!
397
00:13:54,022 --> 00:13:55,689
- Oh!
- The Hype Twins!
398
00:13:55,791 --> 00:13:57,691
[Chanting] Hype Twins! Hype Twins!
399
00:13:57,793 --> 00:13:59,359
Hype Twins! Hype Twins!
400
00:13:59,461 --> 00:14:01,027
Hype Twins! Hype Twins!
401
00:14:01,129 --> 00:14:02,028
Hype Twins!
402
00:14:02,130 --> 00:14:03,229
We did it.
403
00:14:03,332 --> 00:14:04,664
- We saved our kids.
- Yes.
404
00:14:04,766 --> 00:14:06,199
Oh, my God. Look. Go on in.
405
00:14:06,301 --> 00:14:07,667
Oh, look at that!
406
00:14:08,637 --> 00:14:10,570
- Are you okay?
- [Voice breaking] Yeah.
407
00:14:10,672 --> 00:14:13,873
I, uh, just never thought that
I'd be such a good father.
408
00:14:13,976 --> 00:14:14,808
Oh.
409
00:14:16,078 --> 00:14:19,045
[Children screaming]
410
00:14:19,147 --> 00:14:21,915
It's a haunted house!
It's supposed to be scary!
411
00:14:22,017 --> 00:14:24,184
Don't leave! There's pizza!
412
00:14:24,286 --> 00:14:27,354
No! The pizza's a trap! It's all a trap!
413
00:14:27,456 --> 00:14:29,756
It wasn't real. It wasn't real.
414
00:14:29,858 --> 00:14:31,257
That baby had a knife!
415
00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:32,726
Where's Joshua?
416
00:14:32,828 --> 00:14:34,894
Has anyone seen Joshua?
417
00:14:35,897 --> 00:14:37,163
Uh...
418
00:14:37,265 --> 00:14:39,599
I think if we find Joshua...
419
00:14:40,602 --> 00:14:42,202
...we can turn this around.
420
00:14:42,304 --> 00:14:43,770
[Demonic laughter]
421
00:14:46,239 --> 00:14:47,981
- Hey, guys.
- Hey.
422
00:14:48,036 --> 00:14:49,481
Pizza delivery.
423
00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:52,167
If you like, there's
40 more boxes downstairs.
424
00:14:52,228 --> 00:14:53,527
Yep, 40 more.
425
00:14:53,617 --> 00:14:54,928
Just go.
426
00:14:54,997 --> 00:14:56,330
I'm too upset to eat.
427
00:14:56,432 --> 00:14:57,898
We're sorry, all right?
428
00:14:58,007 --> 00:14:59,797
We were... We were just trying to help.
429
00:14:59,821 --> 00:15:00,802
Yeah.
430
00:15:00,803 --> 00:15:02,869
- And in a way, we did help, you know?
- Yeah.
431
00:15:02,938 --> 00:15:05,358
Because now, no one's gonna
talk about how
432
00:15:05,428 --> 00:15:06,912
lame you were at school the other day.
433
00:15:09,545 --> 00:15:12,112
- Aw, buddy. Aw, I need a hug, too.
- Pepperoni or cheese?
434
00:15:12,214 --> 00:15:13,313
Oh.
435
00:15:16,051 --> 00:15:17,985
How did we mess this up so bad?
436
00:15:18,087 --> 00:15:19,953
Well, we were just trying
to save our kids
437
00:15:20,022 --> 00:15:21,822
from being Helmet Hair and Purse Boy.
438
00:15:21,890 --> 00:15:22,889
I know.
439
00:15:22,958 --> 00:15:24,424
Talking about that seventh-grade purse?
440
00:15:24,526 --> 00:15:26,893
Yeah, it ruined middle school for me.
441
00:15:26,996 --> 00:15:30,530
Your Jheri curl and
all those Chocodiles you ate
442
00:15:30,599 --> 00:15:32,399
ruined middle school for you.
443
00:15:32,468 --> 00:15:33,867
But you got through it, didn't you?
444
00:15:33,969 --> 00:15:36,536
If we can make things
a little less awful
445
00:15:36,639 --> 00:15:38,205
for our kids, shouldn't we?
446
00:15:38,307 --> 00:15:39,306
No.
447
00:15:39,375 --> 00:15:42,109
Middle school is terrible
no matter what.
448
00:15:42,177 --> 00:15:44,578
Now, I know you want to protect the kids
449
00:15:44,647 --> 00:15:46,847
from the pain of growing up,
but you can't.
450
00:15:46,915 --> 00:15:50,684
What you can do is teach them
they can handle it.
451
00:15:50,753 --> 00:15:52,586
- She's not wrong.
- Mm-hmm.
452
00:15:52,688 --> 00:15:54,421
- It's about resilience.
- Mm-hmm.
453
00:15:54,490 --> 00:15:58,525
I didn't let being called
Helmet Hair break me.
454
00:15:58,594 --> 00:16:01,561
Pushing through made me stronger.
455
00:16:01,664 --> 00:16:04,765
And that's why you have the
strength to go out in the world
456
00:16:04,867 --> 00:16:08,068
looking like a hot mess
the way you do every day.
457
00:16:10,472 --> 00:16:14,308
I am a beautiful African princess.
458
00:16:14,410 --> 00:16:16,076
Look, Ma,
459
00:16:16,178 --> 00:16:18,345
it's not easy
watching your kids grow up.
460
00:16:18,414 --> 00:16:20,614
Yeah. It happens fast.
461
00:16:20,683 --> 00:16:22,449
One day they're getting called names
462
00:16:22,551 --> 00:16:25,385
and the next day, they're sleeping with
463
00:16:25,454 --> 00:16:28,955
the principal soloist
in your church choir.
464
00:16:29,024 --> 00:16:30,290
Mama, what you talking about?
465
00:16:30,359 --> 00:16:33,193
Oh, it's just something
I saw on "Scandal."
466
00:16:33,262 --> 00:16:34,361
The what?
467
00:16:34,430 --> 00:16:35,696
Eh...
468
00:16:36,932 --> 00:16:38,098
- Excuse me.
- Aah! Aah!
469
00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:40,167
I'm Joshua Miller.
470
00:16:40,269 --> 00:16:42,569
I'm looking for my parents.
471
00:16:42,671 --> 00:16:44,538
Um, you... Okay.
472
00:16:44,606 --> 00:16:46,707
Uh, come this way, dear.
473
00:16:46,809 --> 00:16:50,477
♪
474
00:16:50,546 --> 00:16:52,813
Junior, there you are.
475
00:16:52,915 --> 00:16:54,981
Grandma, before you throw that at me,
476
00:16:55,050 --> 00:16:56,416
you've got your church back.
477
00:16:56,518 --> 00:16:58,151
I'm not going out with Niecy anymore.
478
00:16:58,253 --> 00:17:00,133
Well, I appreciate that.
479
00:17:00,243 --> 00:17:02,910
And I'm sorry I upset you.
480
00:17:02,972 --> 00:17:04,805
You know, it was kind of reckless of me
481
00:17:04,907 --> 00:17:06,774
to hook up with someone
from your church.
482
00:17:06,876 --> 00:17:10,544
The truth is, is that wasn't
what bothered me.
483
00:17:10,647 --> 00:17:12,780
You know Grandma
don't really give a damn
484
00:17:12,882 --> 00:17:13,948
about what people think.
485
00:17:14,050 --> 00:17:15,316
Then what made you so angry?
486
00:17:15,418 --> 00:17:17,485
Oh, I don't know.
487
00:17:17,553 --> 00:17:20,021
You were supposed to be off at college
488
00:17:20,089 --> 00:17:22,423
getting your swerve on.
489
00:17:22,525 --> 00:17:24,792
But now you're doing
this gap year thing,
490
00:17:24,861 --> 00:17:28,562
and it's all happening in front of me.
491
00:17:28,665 --> 00:17:32,433
You becoming a man caught me off guard.
492
00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:34,535
I get that.
493
00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:36,837
It's gonna take me a minute
to get used to
494
00:17:36,906 --> 00:17:40,308
seeing my little grandbaby as a man.
495
00:17:42,545 --> 00:17:43,911
I'll work on that.
496
00:17:45,515 --> 00:17:48,182
So, do men still hug their grandmas?
497
00:17:50,186 --> 00:17:51,052
Come here.
498
00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:53,754
[Laughs] Come here.
499
00:17:53,856 --> 00:17:55,389
[Chuckles] Aww.
500
00:17:55,458 --> 00:17:57,325
♪
501
00:17:57,427 --> 00:17:58,859
DIANE: I can't believe this.
502
00:17:58,961 --> 00:18:00,261
JACK: Do we have to go in?
503
00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:01,662
Yeah, can't we just call in sick?
504
00:18:01,731 --> 00:18:03,764
Or do that cruise ship school
like Zack and Cody?
505
00:18:03,866 --> 00:18:08,002
Look, guys, we know today
is not gonna be easy.
506
00:18:08,071 --> 00:18:10,771
And we are so sorry for interfering.
507
00:18:10,873 --> 00:18:12,640
But there are just some things
508
00:18:12,742 --> 00:18:16,444
that you are gonna need
to handle on your own now.
509
00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:17,178
Okay?
510
00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:19,113
- No, not okay.
- Wha...
511
00:18:19,215 --> 00:18:20,448
You did this.
512
00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:22,750
I'm gonna have to eat lunch
in the bathroom because of you.
513
00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:24,452
Yeah, you two walk us into this school.
514
00:18:24,554 --> 00:18:25,586
Be our human shield.
515
00:18:25,688 --> 00:18:26,620
We... We can't.
516
00:18:26,689 --> 00:18:28,823
We're gonna have to be hands-off.
517
00:18:28,925 --> 00:18:32,093
All right? It's... It's...
It's what's best.
518
00:18:32,161 --> 00:18:35,796
Well, isn't that convenient
for you, Andre.
519
00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:37,365
Let's just get this over with.
520
00:18:39,469 --> 00:18:40,901
Have a... Have a wonderful day.
521
00:18:41,003 --> 00:18:42,603
- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.
522
00:18:46,209 --> 00:18:48,075
It's like watching "The Green Mile."
523
00:18:48,177 --> 00:18:50,378
- Yeah.
- Dead twins walking.
524
00:18:50,446 --> 00:18:54,181
Okay, Dre, I know I said that
we wouldn't help, but I...
525
00:18:54,283 --> 00:18:55,950
- I have an idea.
- Okay.
526
00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:57,318
What if we do help them?
527
00:18:57,420 --> 00:19:00,187
We can't, all right,
even though I want to, all right?
528
00:19:00,289 --> 00:19:03,491
- But they have to do this.
- You're right.
529
00:19:03,593 --> 00:19:05,493
[Sighs]
530
00:19:05,595 --> 00:19:07,094
- Let's get out of here.
- [Dinging]
531
00:19:08,331 --> 00:19:09,697
Use your camera.
532
00:19:09,799 --> 00:19:11,499
I got it right here.
533
00:19:11,601 --> 00:19:13,000
Oh, there's the twins.
534
00:19:13,102 --> 00:19:14,935
Oh, God. Th-They can't do it.
535
00:19:15,805 --> 00:19:18,506
You're wrong. Our kids can't do it.
536
00:19:18,608 --> 00:19:20,708
[Gasps] They've been exiled.
537
00:19:20,810 --> 00:19:22,610
Damn you, seventh grade.
538
00:19:22,678 --> 00:19:24,378
You are not going to believe
what happened.
539
00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:26,714
The haunted house was so scary
Cameron peed himself.
540
00:19:26,816 --> 00:19:27,581
Yeah.
541
00:19:27,683 --> 00:19:28,949
Cameron Carter peed himself?
542
00:19:29,051 --> 00:19:31,018
A kid that pees himself
doesn't get full name status.
543
00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:33,187
And now everyone's calling him
Pee Pee Carter.
544
00:19:33,289 --> 00:19:35,523
And now we're cool because
it happened at our house.
545
00:19:35,625 --> 00:19:37,057
Oh! Oh, okay.
546
00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:38,359
We're back on top!
547
00:19:38,461 --> 00:19:40,194
Middle school is going to
be amazing from here on out.
548
00:19:40,296 --> 00:19:41,429
- Nothing's gonna bring us down.
- [School bell rings]
549
00:19:41,531 --> 00:19:42,396
- Okay.
- Oh, okay.
550
00:19:42,498 --> 00:19:43,531
- Bye.
- I told you.
551
00:19:43,633 --> 00:19:44,999
- Okay.
- Bigger, blacker, deffer!
552
00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:47,802
- Okay, okay, babe.
- [Both chuckle]
553
00:19:47,904 --> 00:19:48,869
I give 'em about two days, though,
554
00:19:48,971 --> 00:19:50,104
and they're gonna be brought down.
555
00:19:50,206 --> 00:19:53,274
Well, let's let them live this moment.
556
00:19:53,376 --> 00:19:54,442
Okay.
557
00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:57,077
Bye, Pee Pee Carter!
558
00:19:57,180 --> 00:19:59,435
Dre, get... Roll up
the window! I'm going.
559
00:20:00,412 --> 00:20:02,170
So my kids were growing up
560
00:20:02,225 --> 00:20:04,802
and learning how to handle
their own business.
561
00:20:04,889 --> 00:20:07,156
And I realized it was time to handle
562
00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:10,493
some unfinished business of my own.
563
00:20:10,595 --> 00:20:12,895
Because if you're true to yourself,
564
00:20:12,998 --> 00:20:15,016
it doesn't matter what people say.
565
00:20:17,102 --> 00:20:19,535
Hey, everybody. Dre's got a purse!
566
00:20:19,637 --> 00:20:22,071
That's right [bleep].
567
00:20:22,173 --> 00:20:23,673
You think I could pull that off?
568
00:20:23,775 --> 00:20:25,541
Shorts? No.
569
00:20:25,643 --> 00:20:27,287
But that purse, though?
570
00:20:27,357 --> 00:20:28,644
Also no.
571
00:20:28,729 --> 00:20:33,729
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