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It's over.
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We know who you are.
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Your allies are all dead.
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You failed.
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I've already proven to
you that I can defy death.
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I'm just gonna bring her back.
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And when I do, my Ms. Mead will
stand by me as we watch you die.
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You can certainly go to Hell,
but you won't find her there.
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What have you done?
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Her soul is hidden by a
spell only I can break.
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You'll never see her again.
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You're alone.
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I'm never alone.
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I have my father.
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Where is he now?
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Why did he let this happen?
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You don't have to follow this path
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your father laid out for you.
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You can write your own destiny.
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You can still turn away.
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There's humanity in you.
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I see it.
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If you come with me,
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maybe we can find it.
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Together.
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Somehow,
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some way, I am gonna bring her back.
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And then I'm gonna kill
every last one of you.
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I'm not going any further.
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Father, tell me what
to do, and I'll do it.
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I'm not leaving this
circle until you talk to me.
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They're gone. The warlocks,
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my Ms. Mead.
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Burned alive at the
stake by the witches.
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Until nothing was left
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but ash and smoke.
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You tell me what to do...
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or you let me die here.
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_
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Would you like a grape Fanta?
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Would you like a grape Fanta?
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- No, I'm on a mission.
- You're hungry.
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You need nourishment. Take an apple.
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It's so juicy. It's so juicy.
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I have to talk to my father.
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You don't have... you don't have
to do anything. All are welcome.
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Come to the light.
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Leave me alone.
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Why you do this to me?
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You left me to die. To burn.
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To burn.
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I'm afraid.
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I'm afraid.
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You're not real.
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None of this is re-real.
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Don't listen to her.
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You've done a great job.
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No.
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I failed.
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I'm lost. I don't understand my purpose.
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You're everything we expected.
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The Alpha and the Omega.
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Who is, who was,
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and who is to come.
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Liar!
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God loves you.
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Are you my father?
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What do you want from me?!
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What am I supposed to do?!
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Fuck am I supposed to do?
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You lost?
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People.
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Listen the fuck up.
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Just because we have a president
who's a total douchenozzle
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and global warming is getting worse,
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that doesn't mean you can
sit here on your lazy asses
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and holler out a few "Hail Satans."
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You think end-time's just gonna show up
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like a herpes sore?
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So tired of preaching
to the goddamn choir.
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What aren't you getting?
You know the drill.
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The Antichrist is gonna
ride in on a wave of sin,
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and all we have here
is a weak piss dribble.
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Somebody, please help
me out. I'm about ready
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to gouge out my own eyes
so I don't have to look
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at this weak-ass congregation anymore.
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I need to hear some sins.
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I need to feel we're making way for him.
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You.
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What are your sins?
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What did you do to
usher him in this week?
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I stole a hundred dollars
from my register at work.
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Seriously? A fucking rounding error?
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You think that's gonna open up
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the Gates of Hell?
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- I slept with my wife's sister.
- I've seen bad face-lifts
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that are more evil than you.
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You want to know what I did this week?
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You want to be inspired?
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You want to know how I'm
helping bring end-times?
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I robbed a nursing home
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and I gave all the money to the NRA.
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Next week I need to feel some evil.
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I need to be repulsed.
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I need to feel sick to my stomach.
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I want to be inspired!
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Whatever. Okay.
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Let's speak in tongues
for a hot sec and...
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show some respect.
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I don't have any money right now.
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Or any food from the looks of it.
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How long has it been since you ate, kid?
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What's it to you?
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Just...
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trying to help out a fellow believer.
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You know...
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after the service...
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I could fix you something.
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My place is only a couple
of blocks from here.
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That's actually really nice of you.
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What can I say?
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Nobody's perfect.
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What's your name, kid?
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Michael.
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You must have been starving.
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I seen a lot of young people
like you come to our church
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off the five stars on Yelp and
the free doughnut at check-in.
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They all had the same look you do.
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Scared. Searching.
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Questioning what the
hell this all means.
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So...
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what's your story?
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How did you end up all alone
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and at our beloved Satan's doorstep?
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My father abandoned me.
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And my mother tried to kill me.
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Humanity...
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is shit.
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This world is a twisted black hole
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of sin and chaos,
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and that's why Satanism
is the way of the future.
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We are the fastest-growing
religion in the world,
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so we need people like you...
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Bright, eager, the next generation...
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To help spread the word of Lucifer.
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'Cause here's the
beautiful secret, babe.
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Once you embrace that at our core
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we are degenerate, rotten beings,
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every last one of us...
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you'll be free.
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Satanism...
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is about giving in to your urges,
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embracing sin, your true nature.
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I sold my soul to the Devil,
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and he gave me everything I ever wanted.
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You sold your soul?
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Did you sign a contract in blood?
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I made a deal in a
Black Mass, as one does.
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Through prayer.
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And by prayer... I mean...
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killing people... it works.
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You're standing in the proof.
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I offered up my soul, and...
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he gave me all this.
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Riches beyond compare.
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I've got a... a La-Z-Boy,
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a-a cable package with
all the premium channels.
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I shoot up heroin
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as much as I want, and
I never get the sweats.
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And every Wednesday
night Brad Pitt comes over
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and fucks me till the sun comes up.
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On Friday nights I get Ryan Reynolds.
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So that's all it is, then.
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Satan is carnal pleasure.
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Hell no.
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We've got a greater purpose.
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We are moving towards
the beginning of the end.
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Our savior is coming.
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The spawn of Satan will...
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lead us off the cliff
and into the end-times.
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We just have to make things
terrible enough for him to rise.
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We are the fetid,
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rancid, contaminated soil
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from which he will bloom.
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And then plunge us
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in eternal darkness
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so that we can walk with
Satan in eternal hellfire.
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I hate to break it to you...
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but you're waiting in vain.
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What are you talking about?
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I'm the one you're waiting for.
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How dare you blaspheme!
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Well, before you kill
me, dear believer...
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see me.
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Hail Satan!
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Our savior has risen!
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♪ Semper crescis ♪
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♪ Aut decrescis ♪
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♪ Vita ♪
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♪ Detestabilis ♪
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♪ Nunc obdurat ♪
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♪ Et tunc curat ♪
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♪ Ludo mentis ♪
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♪ Aciem ♪
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♪ Sors salutis ♪
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♪ Et virtutis ♪
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♪ Michi nunc ♪
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♪ Contraria ♪
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♪ Quod per sortem ♪
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♪ Sternit fortem ♪
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♪ Mecum omnes ♪
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♪ Plangite! ♪
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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the volunteer All-Sinners choir!
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They really know how to raise
some hell, don't they, kids?
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Hail Satan!
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And, you ask, why does it
rain every time they sing?
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Because God is pissing in his pants.
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Hail Satan!
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Well, now that we're in the mood,
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are you ready for an
old-fashioned human sacrifice?
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- Yeah!
- Black Mass...
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you are everything!
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This is Leticia.
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She is a social worker.
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And she's dedicated her entire life
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to easing the suffering
of those less fortunate.
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Bitch, please.
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Theodore...
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is a lifelong member of
Doctors Without Borders.
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Isn't that just too precious?
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Minus the two of them,
I think the world will be
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a little bit shittier.
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So why waste any more time?
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The honor of today's killing goes
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to a new member... Phil.
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Go, Phil!
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Phil, tell us a little
something about yourself.
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Well, I was the chief
accountant at Gawker
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before, you know...
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- that whole thing.
- Ugh! Ouch.
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Then my girlfriend left me,
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and my life turned to shit...
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until I saw the darkness.
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Are you ready to pledge
your soul to Satan?
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Am I ever.
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They're all yours.
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Hail Satan!
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Hail Satan!
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Hail Satan.
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Don't let me down, Phil.
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Wait!
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This honor belongs to someone else.
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Someone else?
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His name is Michael.
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He's...
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new here.
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Well, even if he's
willing to sell his soul,
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why should he go before...?
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Michael doesn't need to sell his soul.
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The end-times
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are upon us.
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Behold.
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The mark of the beast.
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Is it possible that...
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you're the one?
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I am.
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Hail Satan.
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♪ O Fortuna ♪
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♪ Velut luna ♪
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♪ Statu ♪
273
00:19:50,765 --> 00:19:55,776
♪ Variabilis. ♪
274
00:20:06,002 --> 00:20:09,603
- Hail Satan!
- Hail Satan!
275
00:20:26,352 --> 00:20:28,875
Is it too spicy?
276
00:20:28,877 --> 00:20:31,779
No. It's good.
277
00:20:31,781 --> 00:20:33,680
Oh, thank the Dark Lord.
278
00:20:33,682 --> 00:20:35,533
It's my mother's recipe.
279
00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:37,467
Now try the macaroni salad.
280
00:20:37,469 --> 00:20:39,402
No, the turkey meatballs.
281
00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:40,939
May I touch your hair?
282
00:20:40,942 --> 00:20:43,473
Let the kid eat.
283
00:20:43,475 --> 00:20:45,475
O-Or is something wrong?
284
00:20:45,477 --> 00:20:48,612
What can we get you? What can we do?
285
00:20:48,614 --> 00:20:51,866
I just think everyone should
do what you normally do.
286
00:20:51,868 --> 00:20:54,501
Have fun.
287
00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:58,772
Enjoy your Wednesday
potluck dinner like always.
288
00:20:58,774 --> 00:21:00,507
You heard him.
289
00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:04,511
Our guest of honor eats at his own pace.
290
00:21:09,468 --> 00:21:13,604
Though I can personally
vouch for the spinach lasagna.
291
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:17,541
It would be the honor of
my life to watch you eat it.
292
00:21:17,543 --> 00:21:21,478
So, what happens next?
293
00:21:23,482 --> 00:21:26,264
Probably your lasagna.
294
00:21:26,267 --> 00:21:27,801
No,
295
00:21:27,803 --> 00:21:31,404
I meant on the global
annihilation front.
296
00:21:31,406 --> 00:21:32,666
What do we do first?
297
00:21:32,669 --> 00:21:34,575
When do we do it?
298
00:21:34,577 --> 00:21:36,777
I'm not sure.
299
00:21:36,779 --> 00:21:39,647
What do you mean you're not sure?
300
00:21:39,649 --> 00:21:42,466
I don't know what to do,
301
00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:44,236
where to begin.
302
00:21:44,239 --> 00:21:45,802
But you're the Antichrist.
303
00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:48,606
Which people won't let me forget.
304
00:21:48,608 --> 00:21:50,787
Everyone keeps saying that I'm special,
305
00:21:50,790 --> 00:21:53,104
that I'm the only one who
can bring about the end-times,
306
00:21:53,107 --> 00:21:56,142
but nobody gave me a
fucking instruction manual.
307
00:21:56,145 --> 00:21:58,161
And the one person who always helped me,
308
00:21:58,164 --> 00:22:00,273
who I could always turn to for advice,
309
00:22:00,276 --> 00:22:02,877
she's gone now.
310
00:22:10,379 --> 00:22:12,513
I have no one.
311
00:22:12,515 --> 00:22:14,647
Oh.
312
00:22:14,649 --> 00:22:18,335
I-I think there's some
people you need to see.
313
00:22:20,739 --> 00:22:22,572
Who?
314
00:22:22,574 --> 00:22:24,808
Just trust me.
315
00:22:24,810 --> 00:22:29,613
We are on the precipice
of oblivion, Michael.
316
00:22:29,615 --> 00:22:34,971
Now is not the time to
bury yourself in doubt.
317
00:22:34,974 --> 00:22:37,571
This person who helped you,
318
00:22:37,573 --> 00:22:40,440
what was her name?
319
00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:42,607
Ms. Miriam Mead.
320
00:22:42,610 --> 00:22:48,464
We have access to private search engines
321
00:22:48,467 --> 00:22:51,140
that can find anyone.
322
00:22:51,143 --> 00:22:54,269
And... there she is.
323
00:22:54,272 --> 00:22:56,238
We'll just go and pick her up.
324
00:22:56,241 --> 00:22:59,209
It's not possible.
325
00:22:59,212 --> 00:23:02,511
I'm not powerful enough
to bring her back.
326
00:23:02,514 --> 00:23:05,499
Not anymore, at least.
327
00:23:06,585 --> 00:23:07,634
She's dead.
328
00:23:08,790 --> 00:23:10,590
Dead?
329
00:23:12,808 --> 00:23:16,676
That's something we can work around.
330
00:23:21,450 --> 00:23:26,536
You are the son of Satan.
331
00:23:26,538 --> 00:23:29,631
There is no one
332
00:23:29,634 --> 00:23:32,543
or no thing
333
00:23:32,545 --> 00:23:35,879
you cannot have.
334
00:23:35,881 --> 00:23:38,414
I don't know why
335
00:23:38,416 --> 00:23:40,894
you won't just tell me
exactly where we're going.
336
00:23:40,897 --> 00:23:43,504
I'm sorry. I'm already
a little freaked out
337
00:23:43,506 --> 00:23:47,507
I've said too much. And
you being who you are...
338
00:23:47,509 --> 00:23:49,676
It's okay.
339
00:23:49,678 --> 00:23:51,578
You don't have to be nervous around me.
340
00:23:51,580 --> 00:23:53,646
I'm the same guy I was when you met me.
341
00:23:53,648 --> 00:23:57,367
That is so not true.
342
00:23:58,470 --> 00:24:00,470
Just tell me.
343
00:24:00,472 --> 00:24:02,103
Okay.
344
00:24:02,106 --> 00:24:05,475
We are, like, this secret network.
345
00:24:05,477 --> 00:24:08,612
We all know each other.
346
00:24:08,614 --> 00:24:11,827
A secret network of people
who sold their souls.
347
00:24:11,830 --> 00:24:13,433
Yeah.
348
00:24:13,435 --> 00:24:15,227
And...
349
00:24:15,230 --> 00:24:18,008
if you think about this
network like it's a hotel,
350
00:24:18,011 --> 00:24:21,973
then I am taking you to the penthouse.
351
00:24:21,976 --> 00:24:24,511
No one is gonna pass up a chance
352
00:24:24,513 --> 00:24:28,565
to meet the true son of the most foul.
353
00:24:28,567 --> 00:24:32,786
If there is anyone who can help
get you back on track, they can.
354
00:24:56,778 --> 00:24:58,846
You're not coming with me?
355
00:24:58,848 --> 00:25:01,648
They're only interested in you.
356
00:25:01,650 --> 00:25:05,668
Just... go up the path to the entrance.
357
00:25:05,670 --> 00:25:08,738
I really think you're
gonna be impressed.
358
00:25:08,740 --> 00:25:11,708
At least I hope so.
359
00:25:11,710 --> 00:25:14,744
Why are you so good to me?
360
00:25:14,746 --> 00:25:18,348
I've waited for you my whole life.
361
00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:20,667
We all have.
362
00:25:20,669 --> 00:25:22,118
Could I ask you a favor?
363
00:25:22,121 --> 00:25:23,503
Anything.
364
00:25:23,505 --> 00:25:27,574
When you finally talk to your father,
365
00:25:27,576 --> 00:25:31,444
could you maybe put
in a good word for me?
366
00:25:31,446 --> 00:25:33,380
When I get to Hell,
367
00:25:33,382 --> 00:25:35,967
I want to be in the lowest circle.
368
00:25:35,970 --> 00:25:37,601
Circle?
369
00:25:37,603 --> 00:25:39,110
However it's structured,
370
00:25:39,113 --> 00:25:41,776
I want to be in the worst part.
371
00:25:41,779 --> 00:25:43,473
Or the best part.
372
00:25:43,475 --> 00:25:47,510
I want to burn in blistering fire
373
00:25:47,512 --> 00:25:50,647
for all eternity in service.
374
00:25:51,750 --> 00:25:53,487
I'll see what I can do.
375
00:25:53,490 --> 00:25:55,658
- Okay?
- Okay.
376
00:25:58,740 --> 00:26:00,840
Hail Satan!
377
00:26:24,116 --> 00:26:26,099
Tell me that wasn't the last of it.
378
00:26:26,101 --> 00:26:28,480
I ordered more, bruh. How you coming?
379
00:26:28,483 --> 00:26:30,003
Almost done.
380
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:33,072
Okay.
381
00:26:33,074 --> 00:26:34,975
Let's try it.
382
00:26:45,203 --> 00:26:47,782
Holy shit, that's way
better. What'd you do?
383
00:26:47,785 --> 00:26:50,022
Eh, I tweaked the feedback
sensors on the finger joints
384
00:26:50,025 --> 00:26:51,576
and gave the lateral servos a flush.
385
00:26:51,579 --> 00:26:53,673
The next auto-update, all
our Tiffany and Bambi users
386
00:26:53,676 --> 00:26:55,412
are going to be very happy.
387
00:26:55,414 --> 00:26:58,586
Fuck yeah, bro. I'm pitching
a tent just looking at that.
388
00:26:58,589 --> 00:27:00,100
Mm.
389
00:27:00,102 --> 00:27:02,168
- Oh, shit!
- Whoa, whoa!
390
00:27:02,170 --> 00:27:03,970
- Oh!
- Oh, oh! Well,
391
00:27:03,972 --> 00:27:06,439
5,000 of our clients just
got their dicks ripped off.
392
00:27:06,441 --> 00:27:09,108
It's okay, it's okay.
393
00:27:09,110 --> 00:27:10,977
- I know what the problem is.
- Yeah, I know
394
00:27:10,979 --> 00:27:12,912
what my problem is...
I need another fix.
395
00:27:12,914 --> 00:27:15,186
Hey, babe, we're spiraling here.
396
00:27:15,189 --> 00:27:16,518
Do you have an ETA?
397
00:27:16,521 --> 00:27:18,201
Babe? Babe?
398
00:27:18,203 --> 00:27:20,103
Babe?
399
00:27:20,105 --> 00:27:22,338
It's just arriving now.
400
00:27:22,340 --> 00:27:25,174
Terribly sorry for the delay.
401
00:27:25,176 --> 00:27:27,276
I'm so sorry, Ms. Venable.
402
00:27:27,278 --> 00:27:29,652
There was a bad accident on the 101.
403
00:27:29,655 --> 00:27:32,684
Not as bad as the accident
that brought you into the world,
404
00:27:32,687 --> 00:27:34,000
I'm sure.
405
00:27:34,002 --> 00:27:35,969
I got back as fast as I could.
406
00:27:35,971 --> 00:27:38,104
You don't have to insult me again.
407
00:27:38,106 --> 00:27:40,373
I certainly don't have to.
408
00:27:40,375 --> 00:27:46,313
But why deny myself one
of life's simple pleasures?
409
00:27:46,315 --> 00:27:49,066
Now set that down
410
00:27:49,068 --> 00:27:53,904
and summon all your brain
cells to clear your desk.
411
00:27:56,341 --> 00:27:59,362
Y-You can't treat people like this.
412
00:27:59,365 --> 00:28:01,244
I'm gonna report you to HR.
413
00:28:01,246 --> 00:28:05,965
I am HR, bitch.
414
00:28:05,967 --> 00:28:09,236
And everything else that
matters around here, too.
415
00:28:09,238 --> 00:28:14,808
Now, do me a favor and get
the fuck out of my sight.
416
00:28:32,377 --> 00:28:34,211
Dude, this easy listening music
417
00:28:34,213 --> 00:28:36,012
you're always playing is not helping.
418
00:28:36,014 --> 00:28:37,680
How many times do I have to tell you,
419
00:28:37,683 --> 00:28:39,966
don't knock the playlist,
the playlist is everything.
420
00:28:39,968 --> 00:28:43,202
Light rock is soothing for me;
it is calming, it is focusing.
421
00:28:43,204 --> 00:28:46,272
Other than cocaine, it is my cocaine.
422
00:28:46,274 --> 00:28:48,375
Ah. Yes.
423
00:28:48,377 --> 00:28:51,244
Oh, babe, you're a lifesaver.
424
00:28:51,246 --> 00:28:53,328
Hey, I was working.
425
00:28:53,331 --> 00:28:55,768
Oh, shit. I'm sorry.
426
00:28:55,771 --> 00:28:57,770
I forgot.
427
00:29:02,274 --> 00:29:04,074
Ha-ha.
428
00:29:08,980 --> 00:29:10,468
Easy.
429
00:29:10,471 --> 00:29:12,330
How do you guys not OD?
430
00:29:12,333 --> 00:29:15,000
Oh... hell if I know.
431
00:29:15,003 --> 00:29:17,372
- Devil of a mystery.
- The package
432
00:29:17,375 --> 00:29:20,409
of dog feces is on its way
to Mr. Zuckerberg's estate...
433
00:29:20,412 --> 00:29:22,340
Fourth-class mail, of course.
434
00:29:22,343 --> 00:29:25,226
Rihanna's people called...
She'll be available all weekend,
435
00:29:25,229 --> 00:29:27,114
and I've already purchased the island.
436
00:29:27,116 --> 00:29:30,066
- Oh, nice.
- Yes. Ms. Venable.
437
00:29:30,068 --> 00:29:31,904
What would our lives be without you?
438
00:29:31,907 --> 00:29:34,070
Oh, I just can't imagine.
439
00:29:34,073 --> 00:29:36,272
A lot less purple.
440
00:29:36,274 --> 00:29:38,444
Yeah, purple's Ms. Venable's thing.
441
00:29:38,447 --> 00:29:40,877
Just as self-abasement is yours.
442
00:29:45,974 --> 00:29:47,472
Zinger. Yeah.
443
00:29:47,475 --> 00:29:49,235
Lastly, the front desk
444
00:29:49,237 --> 00:29:52,005
says there's a gentleman
here to see you.
445
00:29:54,042 --> 00:29:57,214
Apparently he claims to
have arranged this meeting
446
00:29:57,217 --> 00:29:59,112
- with you himself.
- Uh, yeah.
447
00:29:59,114 --> 00:30:02,499
If you could let him in the
private elevator, please?
448
00:30:05,236 --> 00:30:07,163
Certainly.
449
00:30:14,872 --> 00:30:17,741
Don't ever call me "babe."
450
00:30:22,303 --> 00:30:27,126
Sometimes, I swear, she hates our guts.
451
00:30:52,084 --> 00:30:53,966
Dude.
452
00:30:53,968 --> 00:30:56,102
What's up?
453
00:30:56,104 --> 00:30:58,371
Come on in. Dying to meet you.
454
00:30:58,373 --> 00:31:00,444
Yeah, Madelyn's really
been talking you up.
455
00:31:00,447 --> 00:31:04,177
That lady is whacked, right?
456
00:31:04,179 --> 00:31:07,462
But she seems totally
convinced that you're The One.
457
00:31:07,465 --> 00:31:09,854
No offense, but I thought you'd
be a little bit more jacked.
458
00:31:09,857 --> 00:31:11,791
Like, I was picturing you
totally ripped, like The...
459
00:31:11,793 --> 00:31:13,927
Like The Rock when he
was, you know, The Rock.
460
00:31:13,930 --> 00:31:15,917
Yeah, that's, like, stereotypical, dude.
461
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:19,388
- What do you mean?
- Yeah, that's not cool.
462
00:31:19,391 --> 00:31:21,398
Uh, what's your name again?
463
00:31:21,401 --> 00:31:23,213
Michael.
464
00:31:23,215 --> 00:31:26,592
- Langdon.
- Michael Langdon.
465
00:31:26,595 --> 00:31:28,968
I mean, got to admit,
that's a little weak, right?
466
00:31:28,970 --> 00:31:30,236
Yeah.
467
00:31:30,238 --> 00:31:32,171
Shouldn't you be like Beelzebub
or some shit like that?
468
00:31:33,308 --> 00:31:35,975
Old Scratch?
469
00:31:35,977 --> 00:31:38,077
- Oh, dude, dude, dude.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
470
00:31:38,079 --> 00:31:39,245
- Wait. No, no, Dude. Dude.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey. Ho.
471
00:31:39,247 --> 00:31:40,404
- Dude, dude. No, no, no.
- Ho.
472
00:31:40,406 --> 00:31:42,330
No, no, no. Uh, we-we-we believe you.
473
00:31:42,333 --> 00:31:44,975
It... you know, I thought
I'd be, like, pissing my pants
474
00:31:44,978 --> 00:31:47,403
or something, and...
475
00:31:47,405 --> 00:31:49,438
I am dry as the Sahara, bro.
476
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:51,307
Yeah. You got to look at
it from our shoes here.
477
00:31:51,309 --> 00:31:54,243
I mean, how do we know
you're the Antichrist?
478
00:31:54,245 --> 00:31:56,079
Yeah, how do we know?
479
00:32:13,214 --> 00:32:15,046
Yeah, I mean, that's cool,
480
00:32:15,049 --> 00:32:17,199
but it's just a tattoo on your scalp.
481
00:32:17,202 --> 00:32:20,135
No. It's true. I can feel the darkness.
482
00:32:20,144 --> 00:32:22,907
It's making me sick and
it's coming from him.
483
00:32:26,311 --> 00:32:28,278
- Oh, shit!
- Holy shit!
484
00:32:34,746 --> 00:32:36,835
- Hail Satan.
- Hail Satan.
485
00:32:36,838 --> 00:32:39,138
Hail Satan.
486
00:32:39,140 --> 00:32:42,042
- Hail Satan.
- Satan, hail. Satan, hail.
487
00:32:42,044 --> 00:32:44,044
Dude, we owe everything to
your old man. Do you know
488
00:32:44,046 --> 00:32:46,046
how much time we wasted
doing the Silicon Valley grind
489
00:32:46,048 --> 00:32:47,980
- before we found our faith?
- For years we worked 20 hours
490
00:32:47,982 --> 00:32:50,406
a day in R&D for a company
whose nondisclosure agreements
491
00:32:50,409 --> 00:32:51,653
prevent us from mentioning by name.
492
00:32:51,655 --> 00:32:53,041
But did Elon give us any credit?
493
00:32:53,044 --> 00:32:54,369
Any opportunity for advancement?
494
00:32:54,372 --> 00:32:56,339
- No!
- No! The fix is in, man.
495
00:32:56,341 --> 00:32:58,941
The world is run by prep school
failsons and Russian oligarchs.
496
00:32:58,943 --> 00:33:00,210
Everyone else just slaves away
497
00:33:00,212 --> 00:33:01,944
trying to make these
rich assholes richer.
498
00:33:01,946 --> 00:33:03,079
- Fuck that shit.
- Fuck it.
499
00:33:03,081 --> 00:33:04,013
- Fuck it.
- Fuck it.
500
00:33:04,016 --> 00:33:05,973
Why put in the work when
there's no reward, right?
501
00:33:05,975 --> 00:33:07,478
And then we learned the secret.
502
00:33:07,481 --> 00:33:09,301
The politicians, the
billionaires, the elite...
503
00:33:09,303 --> 00:33:11,437
They all made a deal
to work in his service.
504
00:33:11,439 --> 00:33:13,172
- My dad.
- Exactly.
505
00:33:13,174 --> 00:33:14,781
That's when we took the plunge, too.
506
00:33:14,784 --> 00:33:16,910
Sold our souls. Did the
whole Black Mass thing.
507
00:33:16,912 --> 00:33:19,279
Now, we own a robotics company worth...
508
00:33:19,282 --> 00:33:21,313
Billions.
509
00:33:21,315 --> 00:33:23,525
We inhale booger sugar
like it's fucking oxygen,
510
00:33:23,528 --> 00:33:26,108
and we bang Victoria's
Secret models every Tuesday.
511
00:33:26,111 --> 00:33:27,557
Fuck yeah.
512
00:33:27,566 --> 00:33:30,019
Thursdays we get Ryan Reynolds.
513
00:33:30,022 --> 00:33:33,226
The point is, it would
be an honor to play even
514
00:33:33,229 --> 00:33:35,524
a small role in bringing
the cosmic skid mark
515
00:33:35,527 --> 00:33:37,593
that is Planet Earth to a fiery end.
516
00:33:37,596 --> 00:33:39,699
We are your servants, Michael.
517
00:33:39,702 --> 00:33:41,769
Now and forever.
518
00:33:41,772 --> 00:33:44,907
How can we help, even in
the most microscopic of ways?
519
00:33:44,910 --> 00:33:47,239
I lost someone very dear to me.
520
00:33:47,242 --> 00:33:49,408
My one true ally.
521
00:33:49,410 --> 00:33:52,912
You want to help? Bring her back.
522
00:34:04,075 --> 00:34:06,738
You came to the right place.
523
00:34:06,741 --> 00:34:10,856
Our AI tech makes HAL 9000
look like a fucking abacus.
524
00:34:10,859 --> 00:34:11,926
We can whip you up
525
00:34:11,929 --> 00:34:13,969
a new right-hand lickety-split, player.
526
00:34:13,972 --> 00:34:15,138
You can?
527
00:34:15,141 --> 00:34:16,593
Tell us about her.
528
00:34:16,596 --> 00:34:18,711
Everything you can remember.
529
00:34:23,311 --> 00:34:27,981
No. We owe him more than this.
530
00:34:27,983 --> 00:34:31,439
She's gonna be identical,
down to her final pube.
531
00:34:31,442 --> 00:34:33,270
No, it's not good enough, bro.
532
00:34:33,273 --> 00:34:35,776
Not when your client
is the spawn of Satan.
533
00:34:35,779 --> 00:34:36,822
Think.
534
00:34:36,825 --> 00:34:38,207
- I'm thinking!
- Think harder!
535
00:34:38,209 --> 00:34:40,276
- I'm thinking!
- Think faster!
536
00:34:42,347 --> 00:34:45,381
We need to make her Mossad.
537
00:34:45,383 --> 00:34:47,761
- Yeah!
- Mossad!
538
00:34:47,764 --> 00:34:48,996
Mossad!
539
00:35:22,104 --> 00:35:25,070
240 terabytes of memory,
540
00:35:25,072 --> 00:35:28,351
over 11,000 processor cores.
541
00:35:28,354 --> 00:35:30,927
She could crush Watson at
Jeopardy! and kick the asses
542
00:35:30,930 --> 00:35:34,160
of every roided actor in
the Expendables franchise.
543
00:35:34,163 --> 00:35:35,688
She's amazing.
544
00:35:35,691 --> 00:35:38,299
Why is she so cold?
545
00:35:38,302 --> 00:35:41,237
Oh, that'll change with
the flip of her "on" switch.
546
00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:43,658
She's got a nanowire-based
lithium ion battery.
547
00:35:43,661 --> 00:35:45,676
Basically the Energizer
Bunny's wet dream.
548
00:35:45,679 --> 00:35:48,945
We fire her up, she goes on forever.
549
00:35:48,947 --> 00:35:51,595
Just don't tell her she's
a biomechanical humanoid.
550
00:35:51,598 --> 00:35:53,159
At least not at first.
551
00:35:53,162 --> 00:35:55,967
It'll send her into the mother
of all existential crises.
552
00:35:55,970 --> 00:35:58,738
She could end up killing
herself, maybe others.
553
00:35:58,741 --> 00:36:00,907
Seriously, I've seen it happen.
554
00:36:00,910 --> 00:36:03,978
Not worth the headache.
555
00:36:05,380 --> 00:36:07,914
And now...
556
00:36:07,916 --> 00:36:12,334
Kineros Robotics proudly presents...
557
00:36:12,336 --> 00:36:17,106
the Battle-Ax... Miriam Mead 2.0.
558
00:36:19,878 --> 00:36:23,146
Now, don't expect her to
be her old self right away.
559
00:36:23,148 --> 00:36:24,685
It's gonna take her time.
560
00:36:24,688 --> 00:36:26,504
She needs to learn from you.
561
00:36:26,507 --> 00:36:28,561
Build a rapport.
562
00:36:28,564 --> 00:36:30,714
Like any relationship.
563
00:36:56,281 --> 00:36:58,777
How I've missed you, Michael.
564
00:36:58,780 --> 00:37:04,324
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