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It's over.
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We know who you are.
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Your allies are all dead.
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You failed.
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I've already proven to you
that I can defy death.
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I'm just gonna bring her back.
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And when I do, my Ms. Mead will
stand by me as we watch you die.
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You can certainly go to Hell,
but you won't find her there.
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What have you done?
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Her soul is hidden
by a spell only I can break.
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You'll never see her again.
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You're alone.
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I'm never alone.
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I have my father.
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Where is he now?
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Why did he let this happen?
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You don't have to follow
this path
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your father laid out for you.
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You can write your own destiny.
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You can still turn away.
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There's humanity in you.
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I see it.
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If you come with me,
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maybe we can find it.
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Together.
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Somehow,
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some way, I am gonna
bring her back.
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And then I'm gonna kill
every last one of you.
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I'm not going any further.
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Father, tell me what to do,
and I'll do it.
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I'm not leaving this circle
until you talk to me.
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They're gone. The warlocks,
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my Ms. Mead.
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Burned alive at the stake
by the witches.
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Until nothing was left
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but ash and smoke.
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You tell me what to do...
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or you let me die here.
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Would you like a grape Fanta?
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Would you like a grape Fanta?
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- No, I'm on a mission.
- You're hungry.
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You need nourishment.
Take an apple.
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It's so juicy. It's so juicy.
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I have to talk to my father.
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You don't have... you don't have
to do anything. All are welcome.
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Come to the light.
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Leave me alone.
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Why you do this to me?
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You left me to die. To burn.
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To burn.
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I'm afraid.
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I'm afraid.
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You're not real.
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None of this is re-real.
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Don't listen to her.
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You've done a great job.
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No.
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I failed.
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I'm lost.
I don't understand my purpose.
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You're everything we expected.
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The Alpha and the Omega.
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Who is, who was,
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and who is to come.
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Liar!
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God loves you.
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Are you my father?
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What do you want from me?!
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What am I supposed to do?!
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Fuck am I supposed to do?
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You lost?
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People.
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Listen the fuck up.
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Just because we have a president
who's a total douchenozzle
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and global warming
is getting worse,
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that doesn't mean you can
sit here on your lazy asses
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and holler out
a few "Hail Satans."
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You think end-time's
just gonna show up
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like a herpes sore?
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So tired of preaching
to the goddamn choir.
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What aren't you getting?
You know the drill.
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The Antichrist is gonna ride in
on a wave of sin,
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and all we have here
is a weak piss dribble.
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Somebody, please help me out.
I'm about ready
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to gouge out my own eyes
so I don't have to look
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at this weak-ass congregation
anymore.
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I need to hear some sins.
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I need to feel
we're making way for him.
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You.
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What are your sins?
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What did you do
to usher him in this week?
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I stole a hundred dollars
from my register at work.
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Seriously?
A fucking rounding error?
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You think that's gonna open up
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the Gates of Hell?
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- I slept with my wife's sister.
- I've seen bad face-lifts
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that are more evil than you.
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You want to know
what I did this week?
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You want to be inspired?
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You want to know how
I'm helping bring end-times?
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I robbed a nursing home
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and I gave all the money
to the NRA.
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Next week
I need to feel some evil.
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I need to be repulsed.
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I need to feel sick
to my stomach.
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I want to be inspired!
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Whatever. Okay.
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Let's speak in tongues
for a hot sec and...
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show some respect.
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I don't have any money
right now.
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Or any food
from the looks of it.
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How long has it been
since you ate, kid?
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What's it to you?
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Just...
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trying to help out
a fellow believer.
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You know...
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after the service...
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I could fix you something.
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My place is only
a couple of blocks from here.
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That's actually
really nice of you.
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What can I say?
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Nobody's perfect.
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What's your name, kid?
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Michael.
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You must have been starving.
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I seen a lot of young people
like you come to our church
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off the five stars on Yelp and
the free doughnut at check-in.
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They all had
the same look you do.
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Scared. Searching.
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Questioning what the hell
this all means.
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So...
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what's your story?
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How did you end up all alone
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and at our beloved
Satan's doorstep?
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My father abandoned me.
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And my mother tried to kill me.
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Humanity...
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is shit.
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This world is
a twisted black hole
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of sin and chaos,
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and that's why Satanism is
the way of the future.
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We are the fastest-growing
religion in the world,
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so we need people like you...
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Bright, eager,
the next generation...
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To help spread the word
of Lucifer.
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'Cause here's
the beautiful secret, babe.
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Once you embrace
that at our core
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we are degenerate,
rotten beings,
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every last one of us...
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you'll be free.
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Satanism...
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is about giving in
to your urges,
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embracing sin, your true nature.
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I sold my soul to the Devil,
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and he gave me
everything I ever wanted.
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You sold your soul?
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Did you sign a contract
in blood?
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I made a deal in a Black Mass,
as one does.
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And by prayer... I mean...
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killing people... it works.
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You're standing in the proof.
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I offered up my soul, and...
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he gave me all this.
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Riches beyond compare.
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I've got a... a La-Z-Boy,
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a-a cable package
with all the premium channels.
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I shoot up heroin
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as much as I want,
and I never get the sweats.
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And every Wednesday night
Brad Pitt comes over
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and fucks me
till the sun comes up.
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On Friday nights
I get Ryan Reynolds.
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So that's all it is, then.
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Satan is carnal pleasure.
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Hell no.
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We've got a greater purpose.
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We are moving towards
the beginning of the end.
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Our savior is coming.
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The spawn of Satan will...
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lead us off the cliff
and into the end-times.
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We just have to make things
terrible enough for him to rise.
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We are the fetid,
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rancid, contaminated soil
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from which he will bloom.
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And then plunge us.
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I hate to break it to you...
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but you're waiting in vain.
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I'm the one you're waiting for.
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How dare you blaspheme!
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Well, before you kill me,
dear believer...
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see me.
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Hail Satan!
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Our savior has risen!
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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the volunteer All-Sinners choir!
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They really know how to raise
some hell, don't they, kids?
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Hail Satan!
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And, you ask, why does it rain
every time they sing?
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Because God is pissing
in his pants.
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Hail Satan!
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Well, now that we're
in the mood,
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are you ready for an
old-fashioned human sacrifice?
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- Yeah!
- Black Mass...
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you are everything!
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This is Leticia.
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She is a social worker.
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And she's dedicated
her entire life
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to easing the suffering
of those less fortunate.
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Bitch, please.
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Isn't that just too precious?
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Minus the two of them,
I think the world will be
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a little bit shittier.
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So why waste any more time?
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The honor
of today's killing goes
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to a new member... Phil.
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Go, Phil!
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Phil, tell us a little something
about yourself.
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Well, I was
the chief accountant at Gawker
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before, you know...
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- that whole thing.
- Ouch.
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Then my girlfriend left me,
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and my life turned to shit...
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until I saw the darkness.
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Are you ready
to pledge your soul to Satan?
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Am I ever.
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They're all yours.
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Hail Satan!
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Hail Satan!
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Hail Satan.
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Don't let me down, Phil.
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Wait!
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This honor belongs
to someone else.
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Someone else?
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His name is Michael.
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He's...
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new here.
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Well, even if he's willing
to sell his soul,
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why should he go before...?
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Michael doesn't need
to sell his soul.
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The end-times
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are upon us.
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Behold.
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The mark of the beast.
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Is it possible that...
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you're the one?
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I am.
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Hail Satan.
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- Hail Satan!
- Hail Satan!
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Is it too spicy?
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No. It's good.
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Thank the Dark Lord.
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It's my mother's recipe.
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Now try the macaroni salad.
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No, the turkey meatballs.
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May I touch your hair?
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Let the kid eat.
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O-Or is something wrong?
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What can we get you?
What can we do?
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I just think everyone should do
what you normally do.
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Have fun.
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Enjoy your Wednesday
potluck dinner like always.
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You heard him.
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Our guest of honor eats
at his own pace.
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Though I can personally vouch
for the spinach lasagna.
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It would be the honor of my life
to watch you eat it.
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So, what happens next?
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Probably your lasagna.
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No,
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I meant on
the global annihilation front.
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What do we do first?
269
00:21:32,508 --> 00:21:34,574
When do we do it?
270
00:21:34,577 --> 00:21:36,710
I'm not sure.
271
00:21:36,779 --> 00:21:39,646
What do you mean
you're not sure?
272
00:21:39,649 --> 00:21:42,466
I don't know what to do,
273
00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:44,468
where to begin.
274
00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:45,736
But you're the Antichrist.
275
00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:48,605
Which people
won't let me forget.
276
00:21:48,608 --> 00:21:50,608
Everyone keeps saying
that I'm special,
277
00:21:50,676 --> 00:21:53,477
that I'm the only one who
can bring about the end-times,
278
00:21:53,545 --> 00:21:56,446
but nobody gave me
a fucking instruction manual.
279
00:21:56,515 --> 00:21:58,432
And the one person
who always helped me,
280
00:21:58,533 --> 00:22:00,701
who I could always turn to
for advice,
281
00:22:00,769 --> 00:22:03,370
she's gone now.
282
00:22:10,379 --> 00:22:12,512
I have no one.
283
00:22:14,649 --> 00:22:18,335
I-I think there's some people
you need to see.
284
00:22:20,739 --> 00:22:22,506
Who?
285
00:22:22,574 --> 00:22:24,741
Just trust me.
286
00:22:24,810 --> 00:22:29,613
We are on the precipice
of oblivion, Michael.
287
00:22:29,615 --> 00:22:34,568
Now is not the time
to bury yourself in doubt.
288
00:22:34,636 --> 00:22:37,504
This person who helped you,
289
00:22:37,573 --> 00:22:40,374
what was her name?
290
00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:43,377
Ms. Miriam Mead.
291
00:22:43,445 --> 00:22:48,398
We have access
to private search engines
292
00:22:48,467 --> 00:22:50,834
that can find anyone.
293
00:22:50,902 --> 00:22:54,605
And... there she is.
294
00:22:54,673 --> 00:22:56,573
We'll just go and pick her up.
295
00:22:56,641 --> 00:22:59,543
It's not possible.
296
00:22:59,611 --> 00:23:02,412
I'm not powerful enough
to bring her back.
297
00:23:02,514 --> 00:23:05,499
Not anymore, at least.
298
00:23:06,585 --> 00:23:07,634
She's dead.
299
00:23:08,704 --> 00:23:10,504
Dead?
300
00:23:12,808 --> 00:23:16,610
That's something
we can work around.
301
00:23:21,450 --> 00:23:26,470
You are the son of Satan.
302
00:23:26,538 --> 00:23:29,439
There is no one
303
00:23:29,508 --> 00:23:32,542
or no thing
304
00:23:32,545 --> 00:23:35,812
you cannot have.
305
00:23:35,881 --> 00:23:38,381
I don't know why
306
00:23:38,416 --> 00:23:40,634
you won't just tell me
exactly where we're going.
307
00:23:40,702 --> 00:23:43,503
I'm sorry.
I'm already a little freaked out
308
00:23:43,506 --> 00:23:47,441
I've said too much.
And you being who you are...
309
00:23:47,509 --> 00:23:49,609
It's okay.
310
00:23:49,678 --> 00:23:51,512
You don't have to be nervous
around me.
311
00:23:51,580 --> 00:23:53,580
I'm the same guy I was
when you met me.
312
00:23:53,648 --> 00:23:57,367
That is so not true.
313
00:23:58,470 --> 00:24:00,403
Just tell me.
314
00:24:00,472 --> 00:24:01,872
Okay.
315
00:24:01,940 --> 00:24:05,409
We are, like,
this secret network.
316
00:24:05,477 --> 00:24:08,612
We all know each other.
317
00:24:08,614 --> 00:24:11,681
A secret network of people
who sold their souls.
318
00:24:11,684 --> 00:24:13,366
Yeah.
319
00:24:13,435 --> 00:24:15,302
And...
320
00:24:15,370 --> 00:24:18,338
if you think about this network
like it's a hotel,
321
00:24:18,406 --> 00:24:21,808
then I am taking you
to the penthouse.
322
00:24:21,877 --> 00:24:24,511
No one is gonna pass up a chance
323
00:24:24,513 --> 00:24:28,498
to meet the true son
of the most foul.
324
00:24:28,567 --> 00:24:32,553
If there is anyone who can help
get you back on track, they can.
325
00:24:56,778 --> 00:24:58,845
You're not coming with me?
326
00:24:58,848 --> 00:25:01,581
They're only interested in you.
327
00:25:01,650 --> 00:25:05,602
Just... go up the path
to the entrance.
328
00:25:05,670 --> 00:25:08,672
I really think
you're gonna be impressed.
329
00:25:08,740 --> 00:25:11,641
At least I hope so.
330
00:25:11,710 --> 00:25:14,678
Why are you so good to me?
331
00:25:14,746 --> 00:25:18,348
I've waited for you
my whole life.
332
00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:20,600
We all have.
333
00:25:20,669 --> 00:25:21,785
Could I ask you a favor?
334
00:25:21,870 --> 00:25:23,437
Anything.
335
00:25:23,505 --> 00:25:27,507
When you finally talk
to your father,
336
00:25:27,576 --> 00:25:31,378
could you maybe put in
a good word for me?
337
00:25:31,446 --> 00:25:33,313
When I get to Hell,
338
00:25:33,382 --> 00:25:35,732
I want to be
in the lowest circle.
339
00:25:35,801 --> 00:25:37,601
Circle?
340
00:25:37,603 --> 00:25:38,768
However it's structured,
341
00:25:38,837 --> 00:25:41,538
I want to be in the worst part.
342
00:25:41,606 --> 00:25:43,473
Or the best part.
343
00:25:47,512 --> 00:25:50,647
For all eternity in service.
344
00:25:51,750 --> 00:25:53,600
I'll see what I can do.
345
00:25:53,668 --> 00:25:55,836
- Okay?
- Okay.
346
00:25:58,740 --> 00:26:00,774
Hail Satan!
347
00:26:24,116 --> 00:26:26,032
Tell me
that wasn't the last of it.
348
00:26:26,101 --> 00:26:28,101
I ordered more, bruh.
How you coming?
349
00:26:28,237 --> 00:26:30,003
Almost done.
350
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:33,039
Okay.
351
00:26:33,074 --> 00:26:34,975
Let's try.
352
00:26:45,203 --> 00:26:48,071
Holy shit, that's way better.
What'd you do?
353
00:26:48,139 --> 00:26:50,117
I tweaked the feedback
sensors on the finger joints
354
00:26:50,141 --> 00:26:51,875
and gave the lateral servos
a flush.
355
00:26:51,944 --> 00:26:53,321
The next auto-update,
all our Tiffany and Bambi users
356
00:26:53,345 --> 00:26:55,345
are going to be very happy.
357
00:26:55,414 --> 00:26:58,248
Fuck yeah, bro. I'm pitching
a tent just looking at that.
358
00:27:00,102 --> 00:27:02,102
- Shit!
- Whoa, whoa!
359
00:27:02,170 --> 00:27:03,904
! Well,
360
00:27:03,972 --> 00:27:06,373
5,000 of our clients
just got their dicks ripped off.
361
00:27:06,441 --> 00:27:09,042
It's okay, it's okay.
362
00:27:09,110 --> 00:27:10,910
- I know what the problem is.
- Yeah, I know
363
00:27:10,979 --> 00:27:12,846
what my problem is...
I need another fix.
364
00:27:12,914 --> 00:27:15,115
Hey, babe, we're spiraling here.
365
00:27:15,117 --> 00:27:16,866
Do you have an ETA?
366
00:27:16,869 --> 00:27:18,118
Babe? Babe?
367
00:27:18,203 --> 00:27:20,036
Babe?
368
00:27:20,105 --> 00:27:22,272
It's just arriving now.
369
00:27:22,340 --> 00:27:25,108
Terribly sorry for the delay.
370
00:27:25,176 --> 00:27:27,210
I'm so sorry, Ms. Venable.
371
00:27:27,278 --> 00:27:29,879
There was a bad accident
on the 101.
372
00:27:29,948 --> 00:27:32,299
Not as bad as the accident
that brought you into the world,
373
00:27:32,367 --> 00:27:33,933
I'm sure.
374
00:27:34,002 --> 00:27:35,969
I got back as fast as I could.
375
00:27:35,971 --> 00:27:38,038
You don't have
to insult me again.
376
00:27:38,106 --> 00:27:40,307
I certainly don't have to.
377
00:27:40,375 --> 00:27:46,246
But why deny myself one
of life's simple pleasures?
378
00:27:46,315 --> 00:27:49,065
Now set that down
379
00:27:49,068 --> 00:27:53,904
and summon all your brain cells
to clear your desk.
380
00:27:56,341 --> 00:27:59,175
Y-You can't treat people
like this.
381
00:27:59,244 --> 00:28:01,177
I'm gonna report you to HR.
382
00:28:01,246 --> 00:28:05,899
I am HR, bitch.
383
00:28:05,967 --> 00:28:09,235
And everything else that matters
around here, too.
384
00:28:09,238 --> 00:28:14,808
Now, do me a favor and get
the fuck out of my sight.
385
00:28:32,377 --> 00:28:34,210
Dude, this easy listening music
386
00:28:34,213 --> 00:28:35,946
you're always playing
is not helping.
387
00:28:36,014 --> 00:28:37,881
How many times do I have
to tell you,
388
00:28:37,949 --> 00:28:39,944
don't knock the playlist,
the playlist is everything.
389
00:28:39,968 --> 00:28:43,136
Light rock is soothing for me;
It is calming, it is focusing.
390
00:28:43,204 --> 00:28:46,206
Other than cocaine,
it is my cocaine.
391
00:28:46,274 --> 00:28:48,375
Yes.
392
00:28:48,377 --> 00:28:51,178
Babe, you're a lifesaver.
393
00:28:51,246 --> 00:28:53,046
Hey, I was working.
394
00:28:53,115 --> 00:28:56,132
Shit. I'm sorry.
395
00:28:56,135 --> 00:28:58,068
I forgot.
396
00:29:02,274 --> 00:29:04,074
Ha-ha.
397
00:29:09,247 --> 00:29:11,081
Easy.
398
00:29:11,149 --> 00:29:12,232
How do you guys not OD?
399
00:29:12,333 --> 00:29:15,068
Hell if I know.
400
00:29:15,136 --> 00:29:17,904
- Devil of a mystery.
- The package
401
00:29:17,973 --> 00:29:20,907
of dog feces is on its way
to Mr. Zuckerberg's estate...
402
00:29:21,009 --> 00:29:22,275
Fourth-class mail, of course.
403
00:29:22,343 --> 00:29:25,094
Rihanna's people called...
She'll be available all weekend,
404
00:29:25,114 --> 00:29:27,113
and I've already purchased
the island.
405
00:29:27,116 --> 00:29:29,999
- Nice.
- Yes. Ms. Venable.
406
00:29:30,068 --> 00:29:32,035
What would our lives be
without you?
407
00:29:32,103 --> 00:29:34,070
I just can't imagine.
408
00:29:34,073 --> 00:29:36,206
A lot less purple.
409
00:29:36,274 --> 00:29:38,208
Yeah, purple's Ms. Venable's
thing.
410
00:29:38,276 --> 00:29:40,810
Just as self-abasement is yours.
411
00:29:46,267 --> 00:29:47,300
Zinger. Yeah.
412
00:29:47,302 --> 00:29:49,169
Lastly, the front desk
413
00:29:49,237 --> 00:29:52,005
says there's a gentleman here
to see you.
414
00:29:54,042 --> 00:29:57,043
Apparently he claims
to have arranged this meeting
415
00:29:57,112 --> 00:29:59,045
- with you himself.
- Yeah.
416
00:29:59,114 --> 00:30:02,249
If you could let him in
the private elevator, please?
417
00:30:05,236 --> 00:30:07,037
Certainly.
418
00:30:14,979 --> 00:30:17,848
Don't ever call me "babe."
419
00:30:22,303 --> 00:30:27,040
Sometimes, I swear,
she hates our guts.
420
00:30:52,084 --> 00:30:53,900
Dude.
421
00:30:53,968 --> 00:30:56,102
What's up?
422
00:30:56,104 --> 00:30:58,304
Come on in. Dying to meet you.
423
00:30:58,373 --> 00:31:00,240
Yeah, Madelyn's really
been talking you up.
424
00:31:00,242 --> 00:31:04,110
That lady is whacked, right?
425
00:31:04,179 --> 00:31:07,914
But she seems totally convinced
that you're The One.
426
00:31:12,003 --> 00:31:14,137
Like The Rock when he was,
you know, The Rock.
427
00:31:14,139 --> 00:31:16,005
Yeah, that's, like,
stereotypical, dude.
428
00:31:16,008 --> 00:31:19,943
- What do you mean?
- Yeah, that's not cool.
429
00:31:20,011 --> 00:31:21,211
What's your name again?
430
00:31:21,213 --> 00:31:23,213
Michael.
431
00:31:23,215 --> 00:31:26,833
- Langdon.
- Michael Langdon.
432
00:31:26,902 --> 00:31:28,902
I mean, got to admit, that's
a little weak, right?
433
00:31:28,970 --> 00:31:30,170
Yeah.
434
00:31:30,238 --> 00:31:32,398
Shouldn't you be like Beelzebub
or some shit like that?
435
00:31:33,308 --> 00:31:35,909
Old Scratch?
436
00:31:35,977 --> 00:31:38,011
- Dude, dude, dude.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
437
00:31:38,079 --> 00:31:39,223
- Wait. No, no, Dude. Dude.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey. Ho.
438
00:31:39,247 --> 00:31:40,847
- Dude, dude. No, no, no.
- Ho.
439
00:31:40,916 --> 00:31:42,265
No, no, no.
We-we-we believe you.
440
00:31:42,333 --> 00:31:44,345
It... you know, I thought I'd be,
like, pissing my pants
441
00:31:44,369 --> 00:31:47,337
or something, and...
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