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Are you alone tonight?
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Well, consider yourself
lucky.
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There could be 2 of you,
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and imagine what a frightmare
that could be.
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Aah!
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Ah-ha ha ha.
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Just a reflection.
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Not so for tonight's stars,
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frank and Eddie...
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2 brothers who are
touchingly close.
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When a woman tries
to come between them,
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she finds herself
caught in a tangled web
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of jealousy and intrigue.
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I think you'll find it
a twinning combination.
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So without further ado,
I bring you...
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My brother's keeper.
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Well, go! You drive
like an old lady.
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Have I ever
told you that, frank?
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Whenever I drive, Eddie.
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Which is all the time,
isn't it, frank?
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Why even bother
having a Ferrari
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when you drive it like
a goddamn Volkswagen?
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You wanted the Ferrari.
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Iwould've been very happy
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with a Volkswagen.
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You'd have been happy
with a bicycle built for 2.
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Now look, if you don't
step on it, I will.
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Ow! Get your foot
off me!
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Eddie, this isn't funny. We're
gonna have an accident!
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I can't stand
being with you
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when you're
like this.
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Well, you don't have
much choice, do you, frank?
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Not unless you agree to see
that new doctor I've found.
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Not another doctor!
How many doctors do I...
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Wh-whoa!
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Enough! Stop!
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Ok.
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Eddie!
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Don't you know
by now
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that no doctor can help
us with our problems?
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Problem, frank.
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We only have one problem.
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But I got to admit,
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it's a beaut.
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It's a beaut.
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Really, Eddie,
you'd be so much happier
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if you'd just learn to accept...
Our condition.
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Accept the fact
that we're freaks?
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Accept the fact
that we're freaks?
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Never.
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Never.
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You're only a freak...
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If you think
you're a freak.
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Aw, please, frank.
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Aw, please, frank.
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Keep your psycho bullshit.
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When your ass is attached
to another guy's ass,
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you're a freak.
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You're a freak.
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Bartender, give me
a scotch, will you?
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Eddie, remember,
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when you drink,
I feel it, too.
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Oh, yeah, that's right.
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Make it a double.
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Hey, what's going on here?
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You know, underneath that...
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You looking at me?
Heh heh.
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Ehh...
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Gee, I thought I was the
only person weird enough
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to read books
in bars.
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To read books
in bars.
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Uh, mine's...
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Andre malraux'
man's hope.
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Well, this
certainly is...
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Fate.
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Ha.
Isn't that funny?
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Ha.
Isn't that funny?
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I'm Marie Hilton.
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Uh, frank duran.
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Well-l-l-l.
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Lookie here.
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You know, under that Marian
the librarian exterior,
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I'm thinking there's
a studded leather corset
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just itching to get
out, am I right?
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Eddie! Please.
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We were having
a nice conversation.
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Well, hey, don't let me cramp
your style, little brother.
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Well, hey, don't let me cramp
your style, little brother.
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Is that guy
your brother?
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Uh, yeah, yeah.
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I guess he got all
the personality.
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Ehh...
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Well, if that's personality,
he can have it all.
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You know, Marie,
you look familiar.
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I could swear
we've met somewhere.
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I don't know. Do you
ever go to the symphony?
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I don't know. Do you
ever go to the symphony?
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I love the symphony.
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Well, did you go
last Sunday?
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No. I couldn't convince
my brother to go.
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Actually that's why I agreed
to come with him tonight.
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3 trips to a bar
equal one symphony.
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3 trips to a bar
equal one symphony.
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Well, so you
and your brother
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have to do
everything together?
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You see, Eddie and I...
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Come on, frank,
let's dance.
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Eddie, please.
I was just telling...
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Tell it to her on the dance floor.
Come on.
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You wouldn't want to...
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I'd love to dance.
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♪♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪♪
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♪♪ You can run ♪♪
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♪♪ But you can't hide ♪♪
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♪♪ I'm gonna be with you
right by your side ♪♪
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♪♪ I got it bad ♪♪
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♪♪ You know it's true ♪♪
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♪♪♪ 'Cause I'm stuck, stuck ♪
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♪♪ Stuck on you ♪♪
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♪♪ Yeah, I'm stuck on you ♪♪
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♪♪ Baby, you've discovered
I'm stuck on you ♪♪
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♪♪ I got ya covered ♪♪
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♪♪ I'm stuck on you... ♪♪
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Oh, my god.
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You're...
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You're connected.
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Oh, is it that noticeable?
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Oh, is it that noticeable?
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Yeah, Marie, I've been
meaning to tell you, uh...
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Eddie and I are
siamese twins.
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You're siamese twins?
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Gross!
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How about you?
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You ever tried
the 4-legged lambada?
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Eddie, come on!
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Listen, it's get...
It's getting late,
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and I have to get up
really early,
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so I have
to go. Uh...
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So I have
to go. Uh...
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Still don't think
you're a freak, frank?
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Still don't think
you're a freak, frank?
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Extraordinary.
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Simply
extraordinary.
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Not often does
one come across
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a classic pago pagi
formation.
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Twins.
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Joined at
the bottom.
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Yeah, we know how
we're attached.
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The question is,
can we be separated?
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Well, you both have the
full complement of organs.
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You two are lucky
that way.
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You hear that?
We're lucky, frank.
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Of course, you share
one single bloodstream.
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So, this dense
and tangled web
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of veins and arteries
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would have to be
completely rerouted.
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Ah. The complication.
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But not one that
cannot be overcome.
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Today, with lasers
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and microsurgery,
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there is a chance.
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See,
there's a chance.
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Yeah, what kind
of a chance?
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Uh... 50-50.
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Uh, oh,
we'll take it.
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Good.
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Now wait a minute,
Eddie.
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There is a 50% chance
we could die here.
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No, no, no, frank.
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There's a 50% chance
we'd live.
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I thought you
and your brother
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were of one mind
about this.
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Oh, we are,
we are.
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Well, then, you must sign
this medical release.
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Well, then, you must sign
this medical release.
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Come on.
Sign it, frank.
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It's not
multiple choice.
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I don't know, Eddie.
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I'm gonna need more
time to think about it.
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I'm gonna need more
time to think about it.
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When you are ready
with the pen,
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I shall be ready
with the knife.
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I shall be ready
with the knife.
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You, uh, thinking
about the operation?
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You, uh, thinking
about the operation?
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A little.
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A little.
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You're not going
to take a sleeping pill.
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I was planning
to do some reading.
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The story of our life,
frank... you zig, and I zag.
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You know, frank,
for most people,
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the simple act
of peeing
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does not have to be a
synchronized olympic event.
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Ahh...
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It's true.
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Just think, frank...
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Once we get
the operation,
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you'll never have to go to
another baseball game again.
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Or Vegas... all that
hideous architecture.
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Oh. You could sleep
in your own bed.
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Oh. You could sleep
in your own bed.
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I could roll over.
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And that cooking school
in Paris
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you always wanted
to go to?
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Cordon Rouge.
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It's cordon bleu.
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It's cordon bleu.
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Bleu, Rouge.
Whatever.
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The point is,
you could go.
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The point is,
you could go.
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I could learn how to make
that salmon on crout￩
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with a champagne
sauce.
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Frank, you can do
whatever you want,
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once we are free.
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Once we are free.
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All you got to do
is sign it, frank.
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All you got to do
is sign it, frank.
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Just sign it.
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Just sign it.
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The operation
is too risky.
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The operation
is too risky.
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Look, you sign
that release,
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or I'm giving you the
operation right here.
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Hey.
Sign it!
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Eddie, I'm afraid.
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Afraid of what?
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It'll work. We'll be
separated forever.
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Well, maybe that's
what I'm afraid of.
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Maybe I'm afraid that once
we're separated forever,
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that... that
I would be...
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Lonely.
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Lonely?
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You goddamn pussy.
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Hello.
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Hello, frank, this is
Marie from the bar.
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Do you remember me?
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Yes, of course I
remember you, Marie.
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I wanted
to apologize
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for my behavior
the other night.
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And, well,
if you're willing
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to give me
another chance,
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I'd like to
see you again.
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I'd like to
see you again.
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Marie
wants to see me.
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Well, ask if she's had
a blood test.
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I beg your pardon?
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A, uh, guest.
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My brother asked
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if you would like
to be our guest.
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Um, Eddie?
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Yes.
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What, uh, what are
you doing Friday?
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Well, I'm doing whatever
you're doing, aren't I, frank?
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Well, I'm doing whatever
you're doing, aren't I, frank?
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Problem, frank?
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A problem?
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Yes, I've got
a problem.
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You haven't showered
in a week.
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You smell like
a compost heap.
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Ahh!
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You know, I don't
care if you shave.
262
00:10:18,801 --> 00:10:21,803
But will you please wash
before we go out tonight?
263
00:10:21,804 --> 00:10:23,805
Tell you what,
frank.
264
00:10:23,806 --> 00:10:26,975
I'll wash
while you sign.
265
00:10:26,976 --> 00:10:26,976
I'll wash
while you sign.
266
00:10:30,429 --> 00:10:31,846
You get ready.
267
00:10:31,847 --> 00:10:37,986
You, I, and Marie
are going to the symphony.
268
00:10:37,987 --> 00:10:39,854
All right, frank.
269
00:10:39,855 --> 00:10:41,324
Symphony it is.
270
00:10:45,711 --> 00:10:47,212
Hey, sticky buns.
271
00:10:47,213 --> 00:10:47,213
Hey, sticky buns.
272
00:10:52,718 --> 00:10:54,719
You know, under
that distinguished
273
00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:56,221
patron of the arts
exterior,
274
00:10:56,222 --> 00:10:59,725
I'm thinking there's a studded
leather corset just itching to...
275
00:11:00,226 --> 00:11:02,177
A toast to the chef.
276
00:11:02,178 --> 00:11:04,179
Thank you.
277
00:11:04,180 --> 00:11:04,180
Thank you.
278
00:11:06,182 --> 00:11:07,182
Frank,
I just can't believe
279
00:11:07,183 --> 00:11:09,685
you made all this
wonderful food yourself.
280
00:11:10,186 --> 00:11:11,686
Even
a chocolate souffl￩?
281
00:11:11,687 --> 00:11:14,190
Oh, souffl￩s are
quite easy, Marie.
282
00:11:14,690 --> 00:11:17,609
It's simply a matter of
separating the egg whites.
283
00:11:17,610 --> 00:11:19,611
Oh, but this is
delicious, really.
284
00:11:19,612 --> 00:11:20,613
More?
285
00:11:21,113 --> 00:11:22,114
Oh, no. I couldn't
possibly.
286
00:11:22,565 --> 00:11:23,449
A smidge?
287
00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:26,401
Well, maybe just a
teensy-eensy smidge.
288
00:11:26,402 --> 00:11:27,903
Hey!
289
00:11:28,404 --> 00:11:30,905
Don't I get
a teensy-eensy smidge?
290
00:11:30,906 --> 00:11:31,906
Would you
like some more?
291
00:11:31,907 --> 00:11:33,908
No, but I'd like
a little more of that.
292
00:11:33,909 --> 00:11:33,909
No, but I'd like
a little more of that.
293
00:11:37,413 --> 00:11:38,913
Now...
294
00:11:38,914 --> 00:11:38,914
Now...
295
00:11:41,917 --> 00:11:43,419
Where were we?
296
00:11:43,919 --> 00:11:44,420
Egg whites.
297
00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:45,920
Ah. Egg whites.
298
00:11:45,921 --> 00:11:45,921
Ah. Egg whites.
299
00:11:46,922 --> 00:11:48,424
Frank,
are you ok?
300
00:11:48,924 --> 00:11:49,425
Sorry.
301
00:11:49,925 --> 00:11:51,427
It's just that
when Eddie drinks,
302
00:11:51,927 --> 00:11:53,929
I get drunk,
too.
303
00:11:55,431 --> 00:11:57,932
Boy, oh, boy.
304
00:11:57,933 --> 00:12:00,435
First time the schmuck gets
a beautiful woman up here,
305
00:12:00,436 --> 00:12:03,438
and he does his impression
of Julia Childs.
306
00:12:03,439 --> 00:12:06,858
Eddie, I happen to find your
brother's company stimulating.
307
00:12:06,859 --> 00:12:09,411
Mm, oh, really?
308
00:12:09,412 --> 00:12:11,413
More stimulating
than let's say, oh,
309
00:12:11,414 --> 00:12:14,916
a tank of nitrous oxide
and a 12-inch vibrator?
310
00:12:14,917 --> 00:12:18,286
Because that's the kind
of party I throw, babe.
311
00:12:18,287 --> 00:12:19,788
Hoo hoo!
312
00:12:19,789 --> 00:12:20,790
You'll have
to excuse Eddie.
313
00:12:21,290 --> 00:12:24,292
He's
being a bad boy.
314
00:12:24,293 --> 00:12:25,794
Well, actually,
it's getting really late.
315
00:12:25,795 --> 00:12:27,295
I should be
going anyway.
316
00:12:27,296 --> 00:12:28,763
Oh, I'll see you
to the door.
317
00:12:28,764 --> 00:12:30,765
Oh, we'll both see you
to the door.
318
00:12:30,766 --> 00:12:33,268
Uhh. Unh.
319
00:12:33,269 --> 00:12:34,769
Unh.
320
00:12:34,770 --> 00:12:36,771
Uhh. Uhh, Uhh.
321
00:12:36,772 --> 00:12:37,273
Uhh. Uhh, Uhh.
322
00:12:41,777 --> 00:12:46,281
Uh, thanks, frank. Thanks
for a wonderful evening.
323
00:12:46,282 --> 00:12:47,782
I'd offer to...
324
00:12:47,783 --> 00:12:49,784
Eh eh eh...
325
00:12:49,785 --> 00:12:52,287
Eh eh. Unh!
326
00:12:52,288 --> 00:12:54,289
I'd offer
to drive you home,
327
00:12:54,290 --> 00:12:55,791
but I'm not
in any condition.
328
00:12:56,292 --> 00:12:58,293
Oh, sure.
That's ok.
329
00:12:58,294 --> 00:12:59,712
Hope you understand.
330
00:13:00,212 --> 00:13:00,212
Hope you understand.
331
00:13:08,087 --> 00:13:09,087
Good night.
332
00:13:09,088 --> 00:13:09,088
Good night.
333
00:13:11,590 --> 00:13:14,092
Au revoir, marie.
334
00:13:14,093 --> 00:13:17,095
Au revoir.
335
00:13:17,096 --> 00:13:19,597
I know you tried
to ruin it for me,
336
00:13:19,598 --> 00:13:21,099
but you didn't.
337
00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:25,103
I'm happy,
happy, happy.
338
00:13:25,104 --> 00:13:26,604
And you know why?
339
00:13:26,605 --> 00:13:27,605
Uh-uh.
340
00:13:27,606 --> 00:13:30,441
'Cause I'm in love.
341
00:13:30,442 --> 00:13:32,944
Yeah, yeah. I know.
342
00:13:32,945 --> 00:13:35,780
You fall in love,
and I get a boner.
343
00:13:35,781 --> 00:13:35,781
You fall in love,
and I get a boner.
344
00:13:39,702 --> 00:13:42,954
You know, Marie,
345
00:13:42,955 --> 00:13:47,375
these past few weeks have
been the happiest of my life.
346
00:13:47,376 --> 00:13:49,294
Oh, frank.
347
00:13:49,295 --> 00:13:51,546
And you know how I
feel about you, too.
348
00:13:51,547 --> 00:13:53,381
Yeah, yeah, oh!
349
00:13:53,382 --> 00:13:55,383
Oh, oh, oh!
350
00:13:55,384 --> 00:13:55,384
Oh, oh, oh!
351
00:13:56,886 --> 00:13:58,887
Um, what I suggest you do...
352
00:13:58,888 --> 00:14:00,889
What I always do
in this situation...
353
00:14:00,890 --> 00:14:02,892
Just let your mind
go completely blank.
354
00:14:03,392 --> 00:14:04,894
Well, I don't know
if I can.
355
00:14:06,395 --> 00:14:08,897
Uhh.
Yah! Ow!
356
00:14:08,898 --> 00:14:11,900
I should probably be on bended
knee for this, but, uh...
357
00:14:11,901 --> 00:14:14,402
Aah! Oh,
I'm a naughty boy.
358
00:14:14,403 --> 00:14:16,905
Will you, uh...
359
00:14:16,906 --> 00:14:17,906
W... would you...
360
00:14:17,907 --> 00:14:20,408
Aah! Unh. Aah!
361
00:14:20,409 --> 00:14:23,411
Will you marry me?
362
00:14:23,412 --> 00:14:24,913
Oh, frank,
I'm sorry, but...
363
00:14:24,914 --> 00:14:25,914
Marie?
364
00:14:25,915 --> 00:14:26,916
It's too bizarre.
365
00:14:27,416 --> 00:14:28,416
Marie.
366
00:14:28,417 --> 00:14:29,417
Marie!
367
00:14:29,418 --> 00:14:33,922
I better go see about that girl.
Stay there.
368
00:14:33,923 --> 00:14:35,423
You, too.
369
00:14:35,424 --> 00:14:36,925
Whoa.
370
00:14:36,926 --> 00:14:38,927
I am warning you,
Eddie.
371
00:14:38,928 --> 00:14:40,428
You get off my back.
372
00:14:40,429 --> 00:14:42,430
Heh, I'd love to,
Frankie boy,
373
00:14:42,431 --> 00:14:45,233
but you're afraid of being lonely.
Ha ha ha!
374
00:14:45,234 --> 00:14:47,436
Hey, miss thing.
375
00:14:47,853 --> 00:14:47,853
Hey, miss thing.
376
00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:53,391
Eddie says you're doing
a real good job.
377
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:56,895
You got his brother frank
right where he wants him.
378
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,313
No shit.
379
00:14:58,314 --> 00:14:59,814
Ha ha!
380
00:14:59,815 --> 00:15:01,816
But see, you got to turn up
the heat now, baby.
381
00:15:01,817 --> 00:15:03,235
You got to pump up
the jam.
382
00:15:03,702 --> 00:15:05,069
Pump it up. Right.
383
00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:07,071
Mm-hmm.
Pump up the jam.
384
00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:08,573
'Cause Eddie says that
if you get his brother
385
00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:11,409
to sign some paper
by tonight,
386
00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:12,911
girlfriend,
we don't have to be
387
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,412
hoin' these streets
no more.
388
00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:16,915
Well, let's
get it over with.
389
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,166
All right.
390
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:18,167
All right.
391
00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:25,256
Frank,
we have to talk.
392
00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:27,258
Look,
393
00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:30,261
I don't blame you for
being upset, Marie,
394
00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:32,764
but it won't always be like this.
I promise you.
395
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:34,766
Frank, I want
to believe you,
396
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,734
but what kind of future
can we have
397
00:15:36,735 --> 00:15:39,737
with him with us
all the time?
398
00:15:39,738 --> 00:15:41,739
Give us one more chance.
399
00:15:41,740 --> 00:15:41,740
Give us one more chance.
400
00:15:43,242 --> 00:15:44,193
I love you.
401
00:15:44,194 --> 00:15:47,195
I love you, too,
frank, but...
402
00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:48,613
Marie, please.
403
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:51,616
Just give me
one more chance.
404
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:54,118
It just couldn't
work this way, frank.
405
00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:55,620
It's not like
there's anything
406
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:57,038
you could do about it.
407
00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:58,957
The way things are...
408
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:02,760
I'm sorry. I don't know
what else to say, frank,
409
00:16:02,761 --> 00:16:03,629
but...
410
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,630
Good-bye.
411
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:07,633
Marie.
412
00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:10,635
Marie. Marie. Marie!
413
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:10,636
Marie. Marie. Marie!
414
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:13,137
Give me the key.
415
00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:15,139
Now where did
I put that key?
416
00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:16,141
Marie, wait!
417
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,142
Give me the goddamn key, Eddie!
418
00:16:18,143 --> 00:16:20,145
Hmm... Key, key.
Oh, here it is, frank.
419
00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:20,646
Hmm... Key, key.
Oh, here it is, frank.
420
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:25,650
Come on. Marie!
421
00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:27,653
Now get up!
422
00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:30,154
No!
423
00:16:30,155 --> 00:16:32,657
You son of a bitch.
424
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,659
You ruined my one
chance at happiness.
425
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:34,660
You ruined my one
chance at happiness.
426
00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:41,166
Fisticuffs
from you, frank?
427
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:43,668
How uncivilized.
428
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:43,669
How uncivilized.
429
00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:49,174
You disgust me.
430
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:50,675
Good.
431
00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:53,177
Uhh!
Uhh!
432
00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:53,178
Uhh!
Uhh!
433
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:57,182
I hate you.
434
00:16:57,683 --> 00:17:00,185
Now you're talking.
435
00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:01,686
Unh!
436
00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:01,687
Unh!
437
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:06,190
I can't live like this anymore.
438
00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:08,576
What are you
going to do about it?
439
00:17:08,577 --> 00:17:08,577
What are you
going to do about it?
440
00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:14,450
I'm going to...
441
00:17:15,951 --> 00:17:16,952
You're going to what?
442
00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:18,454
I'm going to...
443
00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:20,956
You're going to what,
frank?
444
00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:25,960
I'm going to sign Dr.
Schnellkraut's release form.
445
00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:29,465
Well, it's about
fucking time.
446
00:17:33,969 --> 00:17:34,970
Here, Frankie...
447
00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:35,471
Here, Frankie...
448
00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:41,443
Frank...
449
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,399
Marie, you came back.
450
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,402
Don't sign that release,
frank.
451
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:51,403
Shut up, Marie.
452
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:52,905
How do you know
about the release?
453
00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:54,906
It was all a setup.
454
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:57,910
Eddie hired me to help convince
you to have that operation.
455
00:17:58,410 --> 00:17:59,410
I'm warning you, Marie.
456
00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:01,412
So you never really
cared about me?
457
00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:02,914
Well, I wasn't
supposed to,
458
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:06,250
but I fell in love
with you, frank.
459
00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:07,803
You did?
460
00:18:08,303 --> 00:18:10,805
I mean, I don't know
if you can forgive me,
461
00:18:10,806 --> 00:18:13,174
but if that proposal
still stands...
462
00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:15,643
Oh, it does.
It does. It does.
463
00:18:15,644 --> 00:18:18,146
I'll marry you, frank,
just the way you are.
464
00:18:18,147 --> 00:18:19,647
I don't want you
to have that operation.
465
00:18:19,648 --> 00:18:23,651
It's... it's too risky.
I don't want to lose you.
466
00:18:23,652 --> 00:18:24,652
Oh, Marie.
467
00:18:24,653 --> 00:18:24,653
Oh, Marie.
468
00:18:28,157 --> 00:18:31,659
We'll build a little house
for the 3 of us.
469
00:18:31,660 --> 00:18:33,327
How do you feel
about kids?
470
00:18:33,328 --> 00:18:37,699
Now I'll never
get rid of him!
471
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,700
Unh!
472
00:18:39,701 --> 00:18:41,203
Darling?
473
00:18:41,703 --> 00:18:42,704
I... I felt you
stiffen.
474
00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:44,205
Am I rushing things?
475
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:44,206
Am I rushing things?
476
00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:48,709
Oh, my god!
477
00:18:48,710 --> 00:18:50,211
Oh, my god!
478
00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:51,712
What did you do?
479
00:18:51,713 --> 00:18:54,215
Double-crossing bitch wouldn't
keep her mouth shut, frank!
480
00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:56,217
I'll call for help.
I'll call the police.
481
00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:58,719
Allow me, frank. Looks like
you got your hands full.
482
00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:01,222
- Hello, 9-1-1?
- Emergency.
483
00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:02,723
Yeah, this is Edward duran.
484
00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:05,610
I just killed my brother's
fianc￩e with a cleaver.
485
00:19:05,611 --> 00:19:08,030
No, no. The name's duran.
I used a cleaver.
486
00:19:08,530 --> 00:19:09,897
Please hold.
Oh, sure, I'll hold.
487
00:19:09,898 --> 00:19:12,700
You're going to pay
for this, Eddie!
488
00:19:12,701 --> 00:19:14,702
Always the dreamer,
huh, frank?
489
00:19:14,703 --> 00:19:17,205
If they sentence me
to the gas chamber,
490
00:19:17,206 --> 00:19:19,707
they'll never be able
to carry it out.
491
00:19:19,708 --> 00:19:21,209
Think about it, frank.
492
00:19:21,210 --> 00:19:23,711
If they kill me,
they kill you.
493
00:19:23,712 --> 00:19:26,215
Now, that's cruel
and unusual punishment.
494
00:19:26,715 --> 00:19:28,217
Hello, sir. Are you
sure the victim's dead?
495
00:19:28,717 --> 00:19:29,551
Am I sure she's dead?
496
00:19:29,552 --> 00:19:31,002
Yeah,
she's definitely dead.
497
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:33,754
You're a monster, Eddie.
498
00:19:33,755 --> 00:19:36,757
Yeah, but I'm your monster,
Frankie boy...
499
00:19:36,758 --> 00:19:37,758
Forever.
We're on our way.
500
00:19:37,759 --> 00:19:39,761
Ok. We'll be waiting.
Heh heh heh.
501
00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:41,146
Hey, what's this?
502
00:19:41,147 --> 00:19:43,432
Frank, I'm not
going anywhere.
503
00:19:43,932 --> 00:19:43,932
Frank, I'm not
going anywhere.
504
00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:48,436
Whoa! Hey,
what are you doing?
505
00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:48,437
Whoa! Hey,
what are you doing?
506
00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:51,656
Hey, frank,
what are you doing?
507
00:19:51,657 --> 00:19:56,327
I'm having a little
midnight snack.
508
00:19:56,328 --> 00:19:58,280
Hey, you're taking
too many of those pills!
509
00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:01,783
Am I? I'm kind of
a novice at this.
510
00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:04,286
All right, frank,
don't fool around.
511
00:20:04,786 --> 00:20:09,790
Shouldn't mix booze
with... with those pills.
512
00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:09,791
Shouldn't mix booze
with... with those pills.
513
00:20:12,177 --> 00:20:17,549
I thought you liked to
live dangerously, Eddie.
514
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:18,050
I thought you liked to
live dangerously, Eddie.
515
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:22,053
Ever since
we were kids,
516
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:24,555
I've had to put up with
you being the bad one,
517
00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:28,059
make excuses
for you.
518
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,561
I clean up
after you...
519
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:34,065
Apologize for you.
520
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:36,567
Well,
that's a lot...
521
00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:39,070
Of responsibility
522
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:43,575
having to be the good
one all the time.
523
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:45,076
Frank!
524
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:49,080
You're killing...
Killing us.
525
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:49,081
You're killing...
Killing us.
526
00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:56,754
I can't live
attached...
527
00:20:56,755 --> 00:20:59,174
To a murderer.
528
00:20:59,675 --> 00:20:59,675
To a murderer.
529
00:21:11,119 --> 00:21:14,539
Frank... Duran.
530
00:21:26,001 --> 00:21:27,002
My head.
531
00:21:27,502 --> 00:21:27,502
My head.
532
00:21:29,004 --> 00:21:30,955
Where am I?
533
00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:32,940
You're in
a hospital, Eddie.
534
00:21:32,941 --> 00:21:37,745
Oh, how typical, frank.
535
00:21:37,746 --> 00:21:39,530
You try to kill me,
and all you do
536
00:21:39,531 --> 00:21:41,916
is give me
a hell of a hangover.
537
00:21:41,917 --> 00:21:45,753
Sweetheart, get me a
bloody Mary, will you?
538
00:21:45,754 --> 00:21:49,724
Make it a double.
Heh heh heh.
539
00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:51,226
Well, Mr. duran,
540
00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:53,978
looks like you're well
enough for visitors.
541
00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:57,315
Edward duran,
you're under arrest
542
00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:58,316
for the murder
of Marie Hilton.
543
00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:01,152
Marie Hilton... Let's see.
544
00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:02,120
Oh, yeah, that's right.
545
00:22:02,621 --> 00:22:05,072
Jeez, I... I did
kill her, didn't I?
546
00:22:05,073 --> 00:22:07,041
You have the right
to remain silent.
547
00:22:07,042 --> 00:22:08,959
Anything you say can and
will be used against you
548
00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:10,411
in a court of law.
549
00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:11,412
You have the right
to talk to a lawyer...
550
00:22:11,413 --> 00:22:12,914
I guess detective
potato head here
551
00:22:13,382 --> 00:22:14,832
hasn't done
his homework.
552
00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:17,335
I mean, there's really
nothing he can do, heh,
553
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:19,720
seeing as how
we're freaks.
554
00:22:19,721 --> 00:22:22,973
We're not freaks,
Eddie.
555
00:22:22,974 --> 00:22:24,475
We're free.
556
00:22:24,476 --> 00:22:24,476
We're free.
557
00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:29,897
Or at least... I am.
558
00:22:29,898 --> 00:22:31,265
Hey, you're over there!
559
00:22:31,266 --> 00:22:33,651
Oh, did I forget
to mention?
560
00:22:33,652 --> 00:22:36,821
I signed Dr. schnellkraut's
release form.
561
00:22:36,822 --> 00:22:40,107
He did a pretty good
job, don't you think?
562
00:22:40,108 --> 00:22:43,611
No! don't let them
take me away from you, frank!
563
00:22:43,612 --> 00:22:45,863
They're going to put me
in the gas...
564
00:22:45,864 --> 00:22:48,249
Oh, what's come
over you, big brother?
565
00:22:48,250 --> 00:22:50,618
You're acting like
a goddamn pussy.
566
00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:53,371
They're gonna put me
in the gas chamber!
567
00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:55,374
Aah!
568
00:22:55,874 --> 00:22:58,377
Ah, but don't worry.
I'll be doing the living
569
00:22:58,794 --> 00:23:01,296
for both of us,
Eddie boy.
570
00:23:04,299 --> 00:23:07,301
Ooh, nurse.
571
00:23:07,302 --> 00:23:10,805
You know, under that
crisp, white uniform,
572
00:23:10,806 --> 00:23:13,808
I'm thinking there's a
studded leather corset
573
00:23:13,809 --> 00:23:17,311
just itching
to come out.
574
00:23:17,312 --> 00:23:18,813
Am I right?
575
00:23:18,814 --> 00:23:20,314
Heh heh heh.
576
00:23:20,315 --> 00:23:20,315
Heh heh heh.
577
00:23:22,617 --> 00:23:24,618
Well, maggotmeisters,
578
00:23:24,619 --> 00:23:27,621
how's that
for a cheeky little tale?
579
00:23:27,622 --> 00:23:29,123
Heh heh heh heh.
580
00:23:29,124 --> 00:23:34,128
Frank sure picked a deadly
time to sever all thighs
581
00:23:34,129 --> 00:23:35,629
with his brother.
582
00:23:35,630 --> 00:23:40,634
And poor Eddie suffered
the unkindest cut of all...
583
00:23:40,635 --> 00:23:43,638
A real split personality.
584
00:23:49,594 --> 00:23:52,546
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Warner bros.
585
00:23:52,547 --> 00:23:55,549
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586
00:23:55,550 --> 00:23:55,550
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