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Oh, hi there,
fright fiends.
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How do you like
my rancid rendering?
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Not bad for an amateur.
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Hopefully,
it'll give you an inkling
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of what tonight's
fungusy photoplay is about,
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because long before
my eerie offerings appeared
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on your silver screen,
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they were
a magazine called...
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Get a load of this...
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Tales from the crypt.
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Tonight, let's take
a behind-the-screams look
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at a struggling artist
named Jim korman
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who one day got a little
too drawn into his work.
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♪♪ Ooh, ooh ♪♪
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♪♪ Ooh ♪♪
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♪♪ Each day
through my window ♪♪
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♪♪ I watch her
as she passes by ♪♪
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♪♪ I watch her
as she passes by ♪♪
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♪♪ I say to myself ♪♪
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♪♪♪ You're such a lucky guy ♪
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♪♪♪ You're such a lucky guy ♪
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♪♪♪ To have a girl like her ♪
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♪♪ Is truly
a dream come true ♪♪
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♪♪ Out of all the fellas
in the world ♪♪
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♪♪ She belongs to you ♪♪
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♪♪ But it was
just my imagination ♪♪
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♪♪ But it was
just my imagination ♪♪
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♪♪ Runnin' away with me ♪♪
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♪♪ Runnin' away with me ♪♪
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♪♪ It was
just my imagination ♪♪
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♪♪ Runnin' away with me ♪♪
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Same to you, Rudy.
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Jim, how are you doing
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oncorpse-eaters
from pluto?
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Tick, tick, tick,
tick, tick, tick.
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Aren't you done
yet, korman?
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I figured you'd be
halfway through
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the disembowelment
by now.
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Hey, Bob, I got
another story idea.
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The owner of a
miniature golf course
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kills his wife,
props her mouth open,
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and uses her
for the 16th hole.
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Better still,
some little old lady
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is cleaning out
her refrigerator
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and comes across her
long-dead boyfriend.
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A doctor has to take out
his own appendix!
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A butcher's gotta
eat his own short ribs.
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Give it a rest,
will you guys?
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I'm trying to
concentrate.
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Do it on your own time. We have
a magazine to put out here.
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What's so hard about drawing
corpse-eaters, anyhow?
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I don't know. There's
something tricky about this.
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I can't seem to
get it right.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, no.
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Is that my phone?
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That's my phone.
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That's my phone.
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Hi, honey.
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Don't "hi, honey" me, you pompous
jackass, this is Saturday.
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When do you plan
on coming home?
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I've got to finish
this edition.
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Bull snot! You can't fool me, Mr.
Weekend workaholic.
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You got a blonde bimbo
stashed away someplace,
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and when I find her, I'm gonna rip
her cute little powdered face off.
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It's not enough that you gotta
draw these dumb cartoons
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instead of getting
a real job,
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but you can't even keep
your paws off the secretaries
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in this goddamned office!
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Honey, the secretaries
are off today.
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I should have known what a
disaster this marriage would be.
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To think I gave the
best years of my life,
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and for what?
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A stingy,
two-timing loser.
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You can't even
give me children.
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You little wimp!
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The doctor says
that can be
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either one of us.
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Either one of us.
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I'm taking the pills.
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You mean these pills?
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Potency plus, the male
answer to infertility?
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Do we have to
talk about this now?
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You forgot to take your pill
this morning, love nuts.
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When I counted them, there
was 24 instead of 23.
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You counted
the pills?
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Damn right.
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You want to kick-start
Mildred junior here,
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you have to take a pill
every single morning.
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These are experimental.
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They haven't been
approved by the fda.
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I don't know about
the side effects.
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What side effects?
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It's like it's making
my imagination fertile.
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I think it's
affecting my brain.
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Good.
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Maybe you'll do a decent
day's work for a change.
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Maybe you'll do a decent
day's work for a change.
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Maybe you need
a new husband.
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Maybe you need
a new husband.
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You'd like that,
wouldn't you?
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Give you
a chance to prod
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some little cutie
from the typing pool.
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Well, forget it,
jimbo.
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You're stuck
with me...
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Till death
do us part.
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Till death
do us part.
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What a monster.
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What a monster.
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Damn it.
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Damn it.
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Jesus!
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Did I scare you,
lady?
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Do you work here?
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No, ma'am.
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I just
happened on by.
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Listen, could you take
a look in the back?
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Maybe it's a blown fuse
or something.
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No use, ma'am.
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The whole box
is shorted out.
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You already looked?
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Looked?
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Hell, I did it.
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Don't like it
as much
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when the lights
are on.
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When the lights
are on.
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Are you going to
hurt me?
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Yes, ma'am.
I'm afraid so.
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Yes, ma'am.
I'm afraid so.
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Now, look, uh...
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You're making a big
mistake here, pal.
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Oh? Why's that?
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Because... I'm a cop.
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Where'd
you get that,
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at the dime store?
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At the dime store?
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Ow.
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That Bruce Lee shit is
gonna cost you, babe.
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Laundry's done.
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Laundry's done.
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Oh, my god.
Behind you.
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Lady, if you think I'm
going to fall for that...
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No.
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That's the oldest
trick in the book.
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Aah!
Aah!
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Aah!
Aah!
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Yeah, that's
right up your alley.
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You got everything?
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Yeah, yeah.
The head's in the bag.
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Ok, let's get him
out of here.
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All right. Ready?
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What about lunch?
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Come on,
watch your back.
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Yeah. Ok.
Coming through.
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Yeah. Ok.
Coming through.
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Jesus, I don't know
what it is.
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Let me get this straight.
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A monster emerged
from the washing machine
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and gobbled up
the assailant.
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That's right, sir.
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And you left the premises
after it spat the head out.
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Well, actually...
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Hey, you better have
that uniform
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cleaned and pressed
by tomorrow morning.
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The captain will want
to have a word with you.
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I am a cop, Phil.
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I don't drink
off duty,
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and I don't make up
crazy stories!
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Neither did the man who saw
a 2-headed ogre last week,
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or the housewife who found
a dinosaur in her Volkswagen.
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This was real,
Phil. Honest!
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Have it your way,
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but if there was
a monster,
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I've got one thing
to say about it.
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He's got one hell
of an overbite.
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He's got one hell
of an overbite.
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Hey, Harris.
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Hi, Lorelei.
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Hi, Lorelei.
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A monster
with an overbite.
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A monster
with an overbite.
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A 2-headed ogre...
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And a dinosaur
in a Volkswagen.
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And a dinosaur
in a Volkswagen.
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Jim korman.
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Jim korman.
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Hey, you going to
pay for those?
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Hey, you going to
pay for those?
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I got it. I got it. So we'll do
a story about a rabid dog, see,
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but from the dog's
point of view,
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with foam dribbling
around the margins.
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And little fleas
jumping off the page.
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Ugh.
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Tales from the crypt.
Jim korman.
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Hi, honey.
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Uh, yeah,
I'm still working.
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Yes, yes,
I took the pill.
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Uh, no, the secretaries
have all gone home.
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Honey, you know
I wouldn't do that.
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No, honey.
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No.
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No.
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Honey, honey, would you
give me a break?
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Give you a break?
I'll give you a break!
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I'll break your neck,
you god damned idiot!
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Just wait till you
get home, you moron!
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Hell with it.
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Aah!
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Sorry to startle you,
Mr. korman.
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It's you!
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You're the girl
from the laundromat.
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What the hell are you
doing in my car?
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My name is
Lorelei Phelps.
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I'm a policewoman.
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Wanted to talk
to you in private.
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I locked this thing.
How did you get in?
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I locked this thing.
How did you get in?
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You seen the paper, Jim?
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You seen the paper, Jim?
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I was there.
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I saw that thing
with my own eyes.
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What's your point?
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There's been a rash of monster
sightings in the past month...
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All different,
all horrible.
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These are
police sketches
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made from eyewitness
descriptions.
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00:14:06,028 --> 00:14:11,282
These are recent tales from the
crypt comic books drawn by you.
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These are recent tales from the
crypt comic books drawn by you.
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See any similarity?
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See any similarity?
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What do you think
this all means?
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Well, Jim, I think
in some crazy way,
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your drawings
are coming to life...
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Just popping in from
the twilight zone.
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Just popping in from
the twilight zone.
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You know that's
a really weird idea.
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I'd like to try
a simple experiment.
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If it doesn't work,
I'll leave you alone.
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If it doesn't work,
I'll leave you alone.
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Ok. What can
I do for you?
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00:14:58,697 --> 00:14:58,697
Ok. What can
I do for you?
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Just draw
a monster.
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00:15:03,202 --> 00:15:03,202
Just draw
a monster.
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Something
repulsive.
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00:15:06,589 --> 00:15:08,457
Coming up.
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00:15:08,958 --> 00:15:08,958
Coming up.
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What exactly do you
expect to have happen?
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What exactly do you
expect to have happen?
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00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:44,375
Well...
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Somehow...
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Somewhere...
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Our new friend
is going to make
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a surprise
guest appearance.
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A surprise
guest appearance.
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All right... I'm done.
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00:16:12,271 --> 00:16:13,772
And nothing happened.
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00:16:14,273 --> 00:16:15,274
So I guess
it didn't work.
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Maybe.
259
00:16:19,662 --> 00:16:21,112
Maybe it happened
elsewhere.
260
00:16:21,113 --> 00:16:23,081
Maybe it hasn't
been spotted yet.
261
00:16:23,082 --> 00:16:25,584
Yeah. Maybe. Maybe.
262
00:16:26,085 --> 00:16:27,585
I think I've had
enough of this.
263
00:16:27,586 --> 00:16:29,088
Jim...
264
00:16:29,588 --> 00:16:31,539
Give it a chance.
265
00:16:31,540 --> 00:16:33,758
Anything's possible.
266
00:16:33,759 --> 00:16:33,759
Anything's possible.
267
00:16:36,795 --> 00:16:37,713
Anything?
268
00:16:37,713 --> 00:16:37,713
Anything?
269
00:16:42,017 --> 00:16:44,018
No. don't.
270
00:16:44,019 --> 00:16:44,019
No. don't.
271
00:16:46,472 --> 00:16:47,472
Why not?
272
00:16:47,473 --> 00:16:47,473
Why not?
273
00:16:50,893 --> 00:16:51,894
Because I don't know
anything about you,
274
00:16:52,394 --> 00:16:55,898
except that you make
horrible drawings.
275
00:16:56,398 --> 00:16:58,900
Ok. I tell you what.
I'll give up horror.
276
00:16:58,901 --> 00:17:01,152
I'm getting burned
out on it, anyway.
277
00:17:01,153 --> 00:17:04,489
I'll draw
romance comics.
278
00:17:04,490 --> 00:17:08,209
My drawings will be
so cute and charming
279
00:17:08,210 --> 00:17:12,047
that my editor
will throw a fit.
280
00:17:12,548 --> 00:17:17,719
Of course, I might
need some... Research.
281
00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:17,720
Of course, I might
need some... Research.
282
00:17:45,864 --> 00:17:47,365
I have to go.
283
00:17:47,366 --> 00:17:48,866
I'll call you.
284
00:17:48,867 --> 00:17:48,867
I'll call you.
285
00:17:50,369 --> 00:17:51,369
For a date?
286
00:17:51,370 --> 00:17:51,370
For a date?
287
00:17:54,623 --> 00:17:56,125
To let you know
if any slime-faced monsters
288
00:17:56,542 --> 00:17:58,042
have been terrorizing
the neighborhood.
289
00:17:58,043 --> 00:17:58,043
Have been terrorizing
the neighborhood.
290
00:18:00,045 --> 00:18:02,013
Tell me over dinner.
291
00:18:02,014 --> 00:18:04,016
Maybe.
292
00:18:04,516 --> 00:18:06,017
I'll call you.
293
00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:06,018
I'll call you.
294
00:18:20,365 --> 00:18:21,699
Thanks, pal.
295
00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:21,700
Thanks, pal.
296
00:18:42,805 --> 00:18:44,806
All clear, man.
Let's move out.
297
00:18:44,807 --> 00:18:45,807
Sawyer, fastball,
come with me.
298
00:18:45,808 --> 00:18:47,308
Craig, take
the south plank.
299
00:18:47,309 --> 00:18:48,810
Hey, butch!
Hey, butch!
300
00:18:48,811 --> 00:18:49,811
What is it?
301
00:18:49,812 --> 00:18:50,812
What about me?
302
00:18:50,813 --> 00:18:51,813
What about you?
303
00:18:51,814 --> 00:18:52,815
Can I come with you?
304
00:18:53,315 --> 00:18:54,817
Beat it, 4-eyes! We're
on a dangerous mission!
305
00:18:55,317 --> 00:18:56,317
But can't I...
306
00:18:56,318 --> 00:18:57,318
Let's move out, men.
307
00:18:57,319 --> 00:18:58,319
Come on,
Michael! Follow me!
308
00:18:58,320 --> 00:18:59,321
Let's go!
309
00:18:59,822 --> 00:19:01,740
Who needs them, anyway?
310
00:19:05,177 --> 00:19:06,678
Stay
together, men!
311
00:19:23,195 --> 00:19:25,196
Butch?
312
00:19:25,197 --> 00:19:25,197
Butch?
313
00:19:27,199 --> 00:19:28,566
Is somebody
in there?
314
00:19:28,567 --> 00:19:28,567
Is somebody
in there?
315
00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:34,238
Mom says you shouldn't play
in the old refrigerators.
316
00:19:34,239 --> 00:19:37,708
The door could close, and
you can get stuck inside.
317
00:19:37,709 --> 00:19:38,709
You can die!
318
00:19:38,710 --> 00:19:38,710
You can die!
319
00:19:50,222 --> 00:19:52,723
Hey, butch! Hey, guys!
Come here! Come here!
320
00:19:52,724 --> 00:19:52,724
Hey, butch! Hey, guys!
Come here! Come here!
321
00:20:03,235 --> 00:20:05,736
Ok, Douglas.
What is it?
322
00:20:05,737 --> 00:20:06,737
There's somebody
stuck inside there.
323
00:20:06,738 --> 00:20:08,239
We gotta get 'em out!
324
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:10,242
Jeez, what a turd brain.
325
00:20:10,742 --> 00:20:12,243
I mean it!
326
00:20:12,244 --> 00:20:12,244
I mean it!
327
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,334
Maybe it's a creature...
328
00:20:20,335 --> 00:20:23,704
You know, all
icky and slimy.
329
00:20:23,705 --> 00:20:30,177
Douglas... Feed me,
Douglas.
330
00:20:30,178 --> 00:20:32,213
Douglas...
331
00:20:32,214 --> 00:20:34,549
Feed me, Douglas...
332
00:20:43,275 --> 00:20:44,776
Aah!
333
00:20:45,277 --> 00:20:46,277
Aah!
334
00:20:46,278 --> 00:20:46,278
Aah!
335
00:20:50,782 --> 00:20:53,284
Remember!
I found him!
336
00:20:53,285 --> 00:20:53,285
Remember!
I found him!
337
00:21:02,794 --> 00:21:04,795
What's wrong
with you, Jim?
338
00:21:04,796 --> 00:21:06,297
You're behind schedule
339
00:21:06,298 --> 00:21:07,798
onbrain suckers
from the Amazon.
340
00:21:07,799 --> 00:21:07,799
Onbrain suckers
from the Amazon.
341
00:21:11,803 --> 00:21:14,505
"My heart yearned
for her lips, her arms,
342
00:21:14,506 --> 00:21:15,806
her satin skin"?
343
00:21:15,807 --> 00:21:18,142
That doesn't sound like
brain sucking to me.
344
00:21:18,143 --> 00:21:20,594
Guess I'm in
a romantic mood.
345
00:21:20,595 --> 00:21:23,397
Mildred lose some
weight or something?
346
00:21:23,398 --> 00:21:26,400
It's a long story.
347
00:21:26,401 --> 00:21:27,352
Well, tell me
some other time.
348
00:21:27,352 --> 00:21:28,320
I'm late.
349
00:21:28,820 --> 00:21:31,322
My wife's not as
forgiving as yours.
350
00:21:31,323 --> 00:21:31,323
My wife's not as
forgiving as yours.
351
00:21:32,741 --> 00:21:34,742
Good night, Jim.
352
00:21:34,743 --> 00:21:35,743
Good night, Bob.
353
00:21:35,744 --> 00:21:35,744
Good night, Bob.
354
00:21:41,166 --> 00:21:43,167
Tales from the crypt.
Jim korman.
355
00:21:43,168 --> 00:21:43,168
Tales from the crypt.
Jim korman.
356
00:21:45,537 --> 00:21:47,538
Hi, Lorelei.
357
00:21:47,539 --> 00:21:49,540
Hmm?
358
00:21:49,541 --> 00:21:53,544
Yeah. I was just thinking
of you, too.
359
00:21:53,545 --> 00:21:55,546
Uh-huh.
360
00:21:55,547 --> 00:21:59,050
You know, I know
this nice secluded spot
361
00:21:59,051 --> 00:22:03,054
just down the street.
Great view, great food,
362
00:22:03,055 --> 00:22:07,058
soft music.
363
00:22:07,059 --> 00:22:10,061
Yeah. Sure.
364
00:22:10,062 --> 00:22:11,563
Just come right up.
365
00:22:12,064 --> 00:22:14,066
See you in 5.
366
00:22:14,566 --> 00:22:14,566
See you in 5.
367
00:22:18,570 --> 00:22:19,570
Nice secluded spot, huh?
368
00:22:19,571 --> 00:22:23,457
Mildred...
How long have you...
369
00:22:23,458 --> 00:22:24,825
Long enough,
you little creep.
370
00:22:24,826 --> 00:22:27,628
You're going to meet some
playgirl tramp, aren't you?
371
00:22:27,629 --> 00:22:30,632
Of course not, honey.
372
00:22:31,133 --> 00:22:34,970
You're the only woman
in the world for me.
373
00:22:35,337 --> 00:22:37,138
Yeah? And pigs
have wings!
374
00:22:37,139 --> 00:22:39,757
Look, you wait
here, mister.
375
00:22:39,758 --> 00:22:43,145
I've got a surprise
for you in the car.
376
00:22:43,645 --> 00:22:43,645
I've got a surprise
for you in the car.
377
00:22:49,901 --> 00:22:51,402
Damn it!
378
00:22:51,403 --> 00:22:51,403
Damn it!
379
00:23:37,566 --> 00:23:38,450
Surprise, honey.
380
00:23:38,450 --> 00:23:38,450
Surprise, honey.
381
00:23:40,902 --> 00:23:43,404
Mildred,
I... I can explain.
382
00:23:43,405 --> 00:23:44,405
Yeah?
383
00:23:44,406 --> 00:23:48,626
Explain it to Saint Peter,
you two-timing twerp.
384
00:23:48,627 --> 00:23:48,627
Explain it to Saint Peter,
you two-timing twerp.
385
00:23:50,712 --> 00:23:51,912
What's that?
386
00:23:51,913 --> 00:23:51,913
What's that?
387
00:23:55,417 --> 00:24:00,254
Me? You were drawing me
as a monster?
388
00:24:00,255 --> 00:24:00,255
Me? You were drawing me
as a monster?
389
00:24:04,726 --> 00:24:07,228
You don't understand.
It's these pills!
390
00:24:07,229 --> 00:24:09,730
I take these pills,
then I draw something.
391
00:24:09,731 --> 00:24:12,733
Then if I think about it hard
enough, something happens.
392
00:24:12,734 --> 00:24:14,602
Grr!
393
00:24:14,603 --> 00:24:14,603
Grr!
394
00:24:17,022 --> 00:24:18,272
What the hell
is that?
395
00:24:18,273 --> 00:24:20,075
Hmph!
396
00:24:20,575 --> 00:24:24,445
That's you...
Sort of.
397
00:24:24,446 --> 00:24:25,663
Well, that's
flattering.
398
00:24:25,664 --> 00:24:26,947
Is that how
you picture me, Jim?
399
00:24:26,948 --> 00:24:28,116
As a rancid
heap of garbage?
400
00:24:28,700 --> 00:24:30,701
God, what
an eyesore.
401
00:24:30,702 --> 00:24:32,203
Why don't you
feed it a laxative
402
00:24:32,204 --> 00:24:33,704
and put it
out of its misery?
403
00:24:33,705 --> 00:24:36,957
Try some skin lotion, zit face.
404
00:24:36,958 --> 00:24:39,627
Your complexion could
scare a proctologist.
405
00:24:39,628 --> 00:24:40,962
Huh?
406
00:24:44,099 --> 00:24:46,467
Get out of here, you
slimy, smelly pile of pus.
407
00:24:46,468 --> 00:24:48,270
I'll ventilate you.
408
00:24:48,770 --> 00:24:48,770
I'll ventilate you.
409
00:25:04,369 --> 00:25:06,371
I can see you guys have a
lot of catching up to do.
410
00:25:15,380 --> 00:25:17,381
Hi, Jim.
I'm sorry I'm late.
411
00:25:17,382 --> 00:25:19,383
Actually, your
timing is perfect.
412
00:25:19,384 --> 00:25:20,885
There was
a sighting today
413
00:25:20,886 --> 00:25:21,887
reported
by some kids.
414
00:25:22,387 --> 00:25:24,388
Oh, well, you know
how kids are.
415
00:25:24,389 --> 00:25:25,891
No, but you
don't understand...
416
00:25:27,893 --> 00:25:29,393
What's all the noise?
417
00:25:29,394 --> 00:25:30,896
We're redecorating.
418
00:25:31,396 --> 00:25:31,396
We're redecorating.
419
00:25:33,899 --> 00:25:35,733
Aah!
420
00:25:35,734 --> 00:25:35,734
Aah!
421
00:25:53,835 --> 00:25:55,836
So tell me, Jim...
422
00:25:55,837 --> 00:25:58,339
Are you married?
423
00:25:58,340 --> 00:25:58,340
Are you married?
424
00:26:00,342 --> 00:26:01,343
Not anymore.
425
00:26:01,843 --> 00:26:01,843
Not anymore.
426
00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:15,222
Well, how's that
for a sappy ending?
427
00:26:15,223 --> 00:26:18,726
Was it a little too graphic
for you?
428
00:26:18,727 --> 00:26:20,728
Oh, well.
Next think you know,
429
00:26:20,729 --> 00:26:26,734
Jim and his new gal pal will be
walking down the easel together.
430
00:26:26,735 --> 00:26:27,736
I guess he learned
431
00:26:28,236 --> 00:26:30,738
that life imitates art
after all.
432
00:26:30,739 --> 00:26:32,740
As for poor Mildred,
433
00:26:32,741 --> 00:26:36,243
she learned that death
imitates art, too.
434
00:26:36,244 --> 00:26:38,246
Maybe if she'd been nicer
to him,
435
00:26:38,747 --> 00:26:41,249
she wouldn't have ended up
a monsterpiece.
436
00:26:44,269 --> 00:26:47,655
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Warner bros.
437
00:26:47,656 --> 00:26:50,574
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national captioning institute, inc.
438
00:26:50,575 --> 00:26:50,575
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