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There you are,
sports fiends.
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You know,
dead people like me
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make excellent point guards.
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When we can't
get off a shot,
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we simply pass...
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Away, that is.
Ha ha ha ha!
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Speaking of which,
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allow me to be
yourfear-leader
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for tonight's
half-time show.
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It's a putrid playlet
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about my personal
favorite sport...
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Being a mortician.
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I fittingly call it
fitting punishment.
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I fittingly call it
fitting punishment.
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♪♪ Rock of ages,
cleft for me ♪♪
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♪♪ Let me hide myself
in thee ♪♪
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♪♪ Let the water
and the blood ♪♪
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♪♪ From thy wounded side
which flowed ♪♪
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It's so sad.
She was so good.
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♪♪ Be of sin
the double cure ♪♪
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Come on up here
to the curb there,
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and I'll get the car
and bring it around.
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♪♪ Save from wrath... ♪♪
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♪♪ Save from wrath... ♪♪
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Thanks for
the ride, man.
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Yo.
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Yo.
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♪♪ This for sin
could not atone ♪♪
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♪♪ Thou must save ♪♪
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♪♪ And thou alone ♪♪
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♪♪ And thou alone ♪♪
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Oh, mr. thorntonberry,
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I don't know how
I can ever thank you.
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She looks so beautiful.
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Knowing I can be
of help to you
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in your time of need
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is thanks enough
for me.
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Now, why don't y'all
head on to the cemetery?
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Your sister
will be along directly.
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God bless you,
Mr. thorntonberry.
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Thank you, ma'am.
There you are.
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There you are, ma'am.
I know how you feel.
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You'll make it.
Thanks very much.
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Oh, my dear.
An angel from heaven itself.
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Oh, the gods
have descended upon us
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and brought us
such loveliness of kin.
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And brought us
such loveliness of kin.
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Clyde...
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Stop messing
with that damn organ,
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and go pull the hearse
around back.
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I'll prepare the casket.
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Yes, sir,
Mr. thorntonberry.
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Yes, sir.
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Get out of here, boy.
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The party's over.
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Party?
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The viewing, you idiot.
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They've all gone on
to the funeral.
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Are you blind?
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I'm not here
for no funeral.
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Don't you remember me?
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Thank the merciful
lord, no.
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I'm Bobby,
your nephew?
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Your sister Ruby's kid.
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Oh, my sister Ruby...
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Well, you can tell
that no-good sister...
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She's dead,
uncle Ezra.
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Oh, really?
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Oh, really?
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How?
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Well, she got in a head-on
collision on I-95.
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Killed my daddy, too.
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Head-on, huh?
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Messy, I bet.
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That's good
for business.
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Charge a pretty penny
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to make their loved ones
look presentable.
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Heh heh.
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What you want
here, boy?
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What you want
here, boy?
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Well, you see, uncle Ezra,
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you're my only living kin.
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Well, I... I came
to live with you.
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Well, I... I came
to live with you.
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Here it is, all legal.
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Here it is, all legal.
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You must think
I'm made of money.
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Last thing I need
is another mouth to feed.
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But, uncle Ezra, I
won't be a problem.
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I promise.
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Look, I'll wash
your floor.
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I'll clean your piano.
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I'll do anything.
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I'll do anything.
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Yeah. You...
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You do look strong.
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There might be something
I can do with you.
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There might be something
I can do with you.
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Give you
room and board,
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but don't expect
to get paid.
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Thanks, uncle Ezra.
You won't be sorry.
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We'll see.
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Now, let me tell you
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about the mortuary
business, boy.
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Like it says
in the Bible,
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"god helps the mourners,
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for they are blessed."
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For they are blessed."
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And god also
helps those...
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And god also
helps those...
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That help
themselves.
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You keep messing
with that ball,
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I'll bounce your balls
right out of here.
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Sorry, uncle Ezra.
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Sorry, uncle Ezra.
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You can sleep here.
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Here?
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That's right,
boy.
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That's right,
boy.
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Thanks, uncle Ezra.
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Put some bedding on it,
it'll be fine.
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You know, the righteous
need the divine light
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to see the truth.
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To see the truth.
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Besides, electricity
costs money.
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Leave the lights
alone, boy.
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Leave the lights
alone, boy.
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Shake a leg, boy.
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Shake a leg, boy.
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This is where the action is.
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This is where the action is.
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Yes, sir.
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Here we are.
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Here we are.
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Wh-what did he die of?
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Natural causes.
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You'll know what I mean
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if you're ever fool
enough to get married.
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Now hand me one of those
aspirators over there.
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One of these?
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Yeah. You know,
the human body
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is one big cesspool.
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Food flows in,
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shit flows out,
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and blood flows
all around.
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And it's got to be drained.
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And it's got to be drained.
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Yes, sir.
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Oh...
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Oh...
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Oh!
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Ugh.
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It's only blood.
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Give me another one
of these.
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Give me another one
of these.
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This tub of lard
will start to stink
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in a couple of days.
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That's why we've
got to embalm him.
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That's why we've
got to embalm him.
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Pass me that
tube over there.
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Pass me that
tube over there.
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Cleanliness is
next to godliness.
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♪♪ Don't you know ♪♪
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♪♪ Don't you know ♪♪
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Hold this.
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Get in there.
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Aren't you supposed
to use chemicals
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or something?
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He's dead,
you damn fool.
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He doesn't know
the difference.
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Besides, those chemicals
cost money.
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Like it says
in the Bible,
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"a penny saved
is a penny earned."
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"A penny saved
is a penny earned."
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Uh, didn't Ben
Franklin say that?
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Uh, didn't Ben
Franklin say that?
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Don't you
contradict me, boy!
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Unh! Uh!
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Hello, Mr. foo,
Mr. yuk.
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How you doing today?
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Come on
over here, boy.
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All right. Let's grab
it from the back.
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All right.
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Push! Push!
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Now all together.
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The Chinese are late.
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Oh, yes, sir.
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Mr. foo say
they got stuck in traffic.
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Stuck in traffic!
Yeah, stuck in traffic.
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We only order
what we need.
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Low overhead.
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And I pass on
the savings to me.
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And I pass on
the savings to me.
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Stuck in traffic. Heh.
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Stuck in traffic. Heh.
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Give me that crowbar
over there, boy.
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Give me that crowbar
over there, boy.
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What's all this Chinese
writing on the box?
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Made in Taiwan,
you dummy!
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Half the price
of U.S. made.
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They're 6 inches
shorter, you know.
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The taiwanese are
a smaller people,
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and I can use
the coffins for most folks.
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Nobody knows
the difference,
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and I charge full price.
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And I charge full price.
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The faucet's dripping,
you fool.
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Huh?
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What was that for?
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You think water
grows on trees?
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Lord almighty,
you got shit for brains.
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Now get the molasses out
and clean this stiff up.
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We don't have
any more disinfectant.
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Then take this.
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Then take this.
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You're about as stupid
as your mama, boy.
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You're about as stupid
as your mama, boy.
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My heart bleeds for you,
Mr. Johnson.
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Thank you,
Mr. thorntonberry.
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I feel as though
I lost one of my own.
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That was
a very nice service.
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There you
are, ma'am.
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There you
are, ma'am.
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I told you to stop messing
with that damn organ!
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Bobby, close
that damn coffin.
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I can smell
Mrs. Johnson already.
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Yes, sir.
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Yes, sir.
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You wanted to see me,
uncle Ezra?
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No, but
I have no choice.
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Go measure
the jeffries body
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so I can
order his casket.
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So I can
order his casket.
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Yes, sir.
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Yes, sir.
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"Oak."
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"Oak."
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5 foot 6.
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5 foot 6.
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We're all very thankful for your help, Mr.
Thorntonberry.
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These last 2 days
have been rather trying.
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Yes, I can imagine.
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You and your family
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have my condolences,
Mr. jeffries,
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but don't worry.
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I've taken care
of everything.
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Here we are...
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The perfect vessel
to send your son
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on his way
to the realm of glory.
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On his way
to the realm of glory.
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Is there something wrong?
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This casket
is made of pine.
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Well, that's right.
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The highest quality of pine
from the forests of Maine.
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But I specifically
asked for oak.
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Oak?
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That's right.
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But I've already paid...
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I want nothing but the best for my son, Mr.
Thorntonberry.
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I want nothing but the best for my son, Mr.
Thorntonberry.
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Bobby!
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Yes, uncle Ezra?
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You stupid half-wit!
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He ordered oak,
not pine!
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Who? Mr. jeffries?
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You know what this
is gonna cost me?
267
00:13:03,999 --> 00:13:05,283
You got any idea?
268
00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:07,285
I'm gonna have to pay
for that damn pine coffin.
269
00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:08,787
But uncle,
I told you oak.
270
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,288
Don't you lie
to me, boy.
271
00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:12,173
I'm not lying, uncle.
I swear to god I...
272
00:13:12,174 --> 00:13:15,627
Don't you dare use
the lord's name in vain.
273
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:18,129
Now you're gonna
have to be punished...
274
00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:19,130
Severely.
275
00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:20,632
Now, uncle, please...
276
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,517
Aah!
277
00:13:22,518 --> 00:13:24,385
Oh! Aah!
278
00:13:24,386 --> 00:13:25,887
Get up!
Oh, help me!
279
00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:27,890
Get up, I said!
You got work to do.
280
00:13:28,390 --> 00:13:29,891
My legs!
281
00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:31,192
To hell with your legs.
282
00:13:31,193 --> 00:13:33,645
Get up,
you no-good, lying dog.
283
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,563
My legs. Help me.
284
00:13:35,564 --> 00:13:35,564
My legs. Help me.
285
00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:41,069
Your nephew has suffered
286
00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:45,074
a severe spinal injury,
Mr. thorntonberry.
287
00:13:45,574 --> 00:13:47,542
He'll never walk again.
288
00:13:47,543 --> 00:13:49,911
How on earth
did that happen?
289
00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:51,996
His own carelessness,
I'm afraid.
290
00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:54,299
He fell down the stairs.
291
00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:57,302
If I've told him once,
I told him 1,000 times,
292
00:13:57,303 --> 00:13:58,636
no running inside.
293
00:13:58,637 --> 00:14:00,923
He's a spirited boy,
you know... an athlete.
294
00:14:01,390 --> 00:14:03,091
Not anymore.
295
00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:03,092
Not anymore.
296
00:14:27,666 --> 00:14:28,617
Damn that boy.
297
00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:31,920
He'll put me
in the poorhouse yet.
298
00:14:31,921 --> 00:14:33,338
Uncle Ezra?
299
00:14:33,339 --> 00:14:35,340
What you want, boy?
300
00:14:35,341 --> 00:14:36,841
Ezra!
301
00:14:36,842 --> 00:14:38,344
Don't you Ezra me!
302
00:14:38,844 --> 00:14:38,844
Don't you Ezra me!
303
00:14:40,346 --> 00:14:41,846
Where are my air Jordans?
304
00:14:41,847 --> 00:14:44,349
I sold them.
You sold them?
305
00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:47,518
Got a pretty good price
for them, too.
306
00:14:47,519 --> 00:14:49,387
How could you
sell my shoes?
307
00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:51,139
Don't you raise
your voice at me, boy!
308
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:52,473
Look at you.
309
00:14:52,474 --> 00:14:53,726
You're nothing
but a helpless cripple.
310
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:55,310
What are you gonna do
with shoes?
311
00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:56,694
All you're gonna do
is cost me money.
312
00:14:56,695 --> 00:14:58,279
You're nothing
but a goddamn burden!
313
00:14:58,280 --> 00:15:00,232
Well, you should have
thought about that
314
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,233
before you hit me
with that crowbar!
315
00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:02,234
Before you hit me
with that crowbar!
316
00:15:04,486 --> 00:15:06,654
I ought to
call the sheriff.
317
00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:08,957
That's what
I'm going to do.
318
00:15:08,958 --> 00:15:08,958
That's what
I'm going to do.
319
00:15:09,792 --> 00:15:11,743
The sheriff, huh?
320
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,244
And where you
going to go next?
321
00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:15,163
The state hospital,
that's where,
322
00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:17,665
right there with all the
rest of the cripples.
323
00:15:17,666 --> 00:15:19,167
Those shoes were
going to go to waste
324
00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:22,170
just like
that damn pine...
325
00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:25,139
Coffin you ordered.
326
00:15:25,140 --> 00:15:25,140
Coffin you ordered.
327
00:15:53,702 --> 00:15:55,087
Phew.
328
00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:18,027
Whew.
329
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:43,418
Ahh.
330
00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:43,919
Ahh.
331
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:49,223
Hello, Bobby.
332
00:16:49,224 --> 00:16:50,558
Uh, hi, uncle.
333
00:16:50,559 --> 00:16:50,559
Uh, hi, uncle.
334
00:16:52,561 --> 00:16:55,313
What are you doing
with my ball?
335
00:16:55,314 --> 00:16:56,181
Oh!
336
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:56,682
Oh!
337
00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:02,330
Waste not, want not.
338
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:04,832
That's what
I always say.
339
00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:06,834
Here we are,
340
00:18:06,835 --> 00:18:08,336
in silent repose,
341
00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:10,338
just the way I want you.
342
00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:10,339
Just the way I want you.
343
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:23,152
Damn.
344
00:18:23,569 --> 00:18:26,021
You're a nuisance
even when you're dead.
345
00:18:26,488 --> 00:18:29,657
I'm sure as hell not gonna
order another coffin.
346
00:18:29,658 --> 00:18:29,658
I'm sure as hell not gonna
order another coffin.
347
00:18:34,746 --> 00:18:36,614
Hmm.
348
00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:36,615
Hmm.
349
00:18:59,521 --> 00:19:01,022
Uh...
350
00:19:01,023 --> 00:19:01,023
Uh...
351
00:19:07,946 --> 00:19:09,947
Boy ain't as dumb
as I thought he was.
352
00:19:09,948 --> 00:19:11,949
Damn fluoride.
353
00:19:11,950 --> 00:19:11,950
Damn fluoride.
354
00:19:25,797 --> 00:19:27,582
Strange how
he should happen
355
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:29,584
to fall down
the stairs again,
356
00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:31,586
isn't it,
Mr. thorntonberry?
357
00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:33,504
Well, perhaps
it's for the best.
358
00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:35,640
The boy was young
and full of vigor.
359
00:19:35,641 --> 00:19:37,925
He would've made
a miserable cripple.
360
00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:38,427
He would've made
a miserable cripple.
361
00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:41,763
Such a short coffin
362
00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:43,599
for a boy so tall.
363
00:19:44,066 --> 00:19:44,066
For a boy so tall.
364
00:19:49,821 --> 00:19:51,822
What you want, Clyde?
365
00:19:51,823 --> 00:19:51,823
What you want, Clyde?
366
00:19:54,326 --> 00:19:56,327
Bye, Mr. thorntonberry.
367
00:19:56,328 --> 00:19:58,329
Where the hell
you think you're going?
368
00:19:58,330 --> 00:20:00,331
You got work to do.
369
00:20:00,332 --> 00:20:02,333
I ain't doing nothin'.
370
00:20:02,334 --> 00:20:04,452
I'm quittin'.
371
00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:08,422
Look, I know
that nice young man
372
00:20:08,423 --> 00:20:12,043
didn't die
in no accident.
373
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:14,378
I know it.
374
00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:16,347
I can't prove it,
375
00:20:16,348 --> 00:20:19,134
but I know what I know.
376
00:20:19,685 --> 00:20:19,685
But I know what I know.
377
00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:24,355
Then good riddance,
378
00:20:24,356 --> 00:20:26,857
you no-account
organ freak.
379
00:20:26,858 --> 00:20:26,858
You no-account
organ freak.
380
00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:29,860
I don't need you!
381
00:20:29,861 --> 00:20:31,862
I don't need anybody!
382
00:20:31,863 --> 00:20:34,315
Get the hell out of here
and stay out, you pervert!
383
00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:34,316
Get the hell out of here
and stay out, you pervert!
384
00:20:41,373 --> 00:20:42,873
Oh, Unh...
385
00:20:42,874 --> 00:20:42,874
Oh, Unh...
386
00:20:51,883 --> 00:20:54,468
Who could that be
at this ungodly hour?
387
00:20:54,469 --> 00:20:54,469
Who could that be
at this ungodly hour?
388
00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:03,928
Messing with me
this time of night.
389
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:05,931
Don't know what's
going on around here.
390
00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:11,770
Who's there?
391
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:12,271
Who's there?
392
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:16,524
What do you want,
you goddamn hooligans?
393
00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:16,525
What do you want,
you goddamn hooligans?
394
00:21:23,615 --> 00:21:25,916
Damn people are
always messing with me.
395
00:21:25,917 --> 00:21:28,419
Don't understand what's
going on around here.
396
00:21:28,420 --> 00:21:30,922
They're always talking
and saying things...
397
00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:00,118
Now, who the hell
left this on?
398
00:22:00,619 --> 00:22:00,619
Now, who the hell
left this on?
399
00:22:04,623 --> 00:22:06,624
Damn fools.
400
00:22:06,625 --> 00:22:06,625
Damn fools.
401
00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:28,897
You turning
my lights on, Clyde,
402
00:22:29,398 --> 00:22:30,898
wherever you are?
403
00:22:30,899 --> 00:22:33,401
Think you can come crawling
to beg for your job back?
404
00:22:33,402 --> 00:22:35,903
Well, then you can
go to hell.
405
00:22:35,904 --> 00:22:35,904
Well, then you can
go to hell.
406
00:22:52,704 --> 00:22:54,622
You trying
to scare me, Clyde?
407
00:22:54,623 --> 00:22:56,624
Is that it?
408
00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:58,626
Well, I got news for you.
409
00:22:58,627 --> 00:23:00,629
I don't scare easy.
410
00:23:01,129 --> 00:23:04,015
Takes a lot more than you
got, that's for sure.
411
00:23:36,798 --> 00:23:39,383
Aah! Aah!
412
00:23:39,384 --> 00:23:39,885
Aah! Aah!
413
00:23:41,887 --> 00:23:43,087
Unh...
414
00:23:43,088 --> 00:23:43,088
Unh...
415
00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:54,515
My legs.
416
00:23:54,516 --> 00:23:55,933
Oh, my god.
417
00:23:55,934 --> 00:23:55,934
Oh, my god.
418
00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:00,104
I can't...
419
00:24:00,105 --> 00:24:02,273
I can't feel my legs.
420
00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:04,576
Oh, my god.
421
00:24:17,672 --> 00:24:19,508
It can't be!
422
00:24:21,510 --> 00:24:23,011
Oh, my god.
423
00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:41,479
Ahh! Ah! Ah!
424
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:41,480
Ahh! Ah! Ah!
425
00:24:45,984 --> 00:24:47,452
God, no, no, no.
426
00:24:47,953 --> 00:24:47,953
God, no, no, no.
427
00:24:55,460 --> 00:24:57,461
Ah!
428
00:24:57,462 --> 00:25:00,881
Like it says in the
Bible, uncle Ezra,
429
00:25:00,882 --> 00:25:05,253
blood is thicker
than water.
430
00:25:09,758 --> 00:25:12,142
This can't be happening.
431
00:25:12,143 --> 00:25:13,644
Somebody...
432
00:25:13,645 --> 00:25:16,146
Somebody help me!
433
00:25:16,147 --> 00:25:18,649
No! No!
434
00:25:18,650 --> 00:25:21,101
No!
435
00:25:21,102 --> 00:25:21,102
No!
436
00:25:26,107 --> 00:25:28,108
Well, looks like old Ezra
437
00:25:28,109 --> 00:25:29,610
learned raising a teen
438
00:25:29,611 --> 00:25:32,112
is no walk in the graveyard.
439
00:25:32,113 --> 00:25:33,614
Now he's going to need
440
00:25:33,615 --> 00:25:36,617
one of his cheap coffins
for himself.
441
00:25:36,618 --> 00:25:40,121
That's what he gets for
having a name like Ezra.
442
00:25:40,622 --> 00:25:42,122
As for poor Bobby,
443
00:25:42,123 --> 00:25:45,626
he got a pretty nasty case of
athlete's foot, didn't he?
444
00:25:45,627 --> 00:25:48,630
I mean, I've heard
of footloose, but yikes!
445
00:25:49,130 --> 00:25:50,130
Oh, well!
446
00:25:50,131 --> 00:25:52,133
I guess the next best thing
to making a goal
447
00:25:52,634 --> 00:25:54,134
is becoming a ghoul.
448
00:25:54,135 --> 00:25:55,637
Right, kiddies?
449
00:26:01,243 --> 00:26:04,161
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