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Oh! Hello there,
fright fans.
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I've just been
sitting here,
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waiting for my blood
pack to harden.
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My cosmetologist
said I was starting
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to look
a little lifeless.
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Much better, eh?
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Which reminds me...
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Tonight's poison parable
is about a couple
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who take their appearance
very seriously.
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Needless to say,
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they're going to end up
trying to save face.
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I call this one
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Judy, you're not
yourself today.
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Judy, you're not
yourself today.
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Die, cretin.
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Breakfast
is served.
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Breakfast
is served.
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Donald, my darling,
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who the devil are
you talking to?
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Who the devil are
you talking to?
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Uh, no one, dear.
It's no one at all.
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Oh, Donald.
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Sometimes, I swear,
you're such an odd duck.
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Perhaps.
Perhaps I am.
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Will you tell me that you
still love me, darling?
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Will you tell me that you
still love me, darling?
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Who the devil can that be
at this ungodly hour?
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"Who" is right.
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"Who" is right.
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Donald,
there appears to be
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some sort of solicitor
at the door.
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On a fuckin'
Saturday morning?
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Donald, please!
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Donald, please!
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Is all this
really necessary?
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Le breakfast
est servi!
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Le breakfast
est servi!
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Donald?
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Big gun.
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Donald!
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Donald!
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What?
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Good morning, sir. I'm
from the gun elimination
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legislation
activists
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for total international
neutrality.
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You want to run
that mouthful by me
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one more time, pal?
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One more time, pal?
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Good morning, sir.
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No. Just the name.
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No. Just the name.
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Gun elimination
legislation
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activists for total
international neutrality.
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G.E.L.A.T.I.N.
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You're from something
called g.E.L.A.T.I.N.?
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Uh, please forgive
my husband.
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Honey, this is the man
from g.E.L.A.T.I.N.
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Hi.
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Actually, there's an "f"
in there someplace.
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Or maybe there's...
There's not.
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Sometimes he just
gets carried away!
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Carried away?
You know,
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this is why
I go door to door.
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Quit your blubbering,
you big baby!
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It wasn't even
loaded. See?
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Aah! Damn it, Donald!
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You could have
shot her.
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Oh, wake up, pal!
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A man has got
a constitutional right
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to hunt with the weapon
of his choice.
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That's enough!
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I am sure that
this fine young man
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has heard absolutely
all the nra rhetoric
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he wishes
to hear today.
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That's right, lady.
I've heard it all.
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Well, where were you
during Vietnam?
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I was 6 years old!
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Yeah, likely excuse.
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Yeah, likely excuse.
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That's what I hate
about gelatin.
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It's always full
of nuts and fruits.
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Donald?
Look at me.
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You see these?
These are wrinkles,
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and they are
caused by stress.
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And do you know
what causes stress?
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And do you know
what causes stress?
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Having your husband point
a gun at your head.
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That is what
causes stress.
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Judy, you're
not yourself today.
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Snap out of it.
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Snap out of it?
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That's your answer
to everything these days,
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snap out of it.
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Well, I have
no time to argue.
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I'm already late
for the gun club.
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Don't think about lighting
a cigarette in this house.
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Judy, why?
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Because.
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Because why?
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Because the smoke dulls
my hair, that's why.
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Because the smoke dulls
my hair, that's why.
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"Don't smoke cigarettes.
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Don't point guns
at my head."
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You know,
my god, Judy!
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You were standing
right there,
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and I still don't
think you get it.
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You can't let
the whole world
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into your
living room anymore.
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You can't even open a
fuckin' door anymore!
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And if you do,
I'm telling you,
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you'd better
be ready.
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This...
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This, my dear,
is being ready.
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Donald.
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Donald.
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You are so attractive
when you're angry.
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You are so attractive
when you're angry.
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Well...
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Well...
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Well.
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I'm off now.
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Lock the door behind me.
Cheerio.
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Ta-ta!
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Out, out,
damn spots.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh, no. Not again!
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Oh, no. Not again!
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Yes?
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Hi. I'm from
avatar cosmetics.
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We spoke.
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We did?
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On the phone.
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On the phone.
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This is, uh...
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This is, uh...
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300 chatsworth?
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300 chatsworth?
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Well, yes, it is,
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but I'm afraid
I have never heard
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of avatar cosmetics,
my good woman.
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Of avatar cosmetics,
my good woman.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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I see.
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I see.
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Should I have?
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Should I have?
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How long have you
had that, uh,
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problem
with your pores?
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Problem
with your pores?
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Uh, I don't know.
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Pity.
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Pity.
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Well, I'm sorry
I disturbed you.
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Well, wait a minute.
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What if I was interested
in purchasing
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one of your products?
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Say, for my pores?
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It's not possible. We have
a very select clientele.
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Well, I could
pay you in cash,
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and then no one else
would know.
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And then no one else
would know.
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When is your husband
due back?
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Hmm?
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Well... Ha ha ha!
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Surely a good-looking
woman like you
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has a handsome husband.
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I do, as a matter
of fact... Donald.
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And he won't be home
for hours and hours.
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Plenty of time
for a lovely
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little chat
for us, no?
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Little chat
for us, no?
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That's very unusual
jewelry you're wearing.
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That's very unusual
jewelry you're wearing.
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Is it bologet?
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Is it bologet?
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No, it's junk.
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No! I especially like
that sparkly one.
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Oh, yes.
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Women with taste
usually do.
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Thank you.
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It's very beautiful.
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It's very beautiful.
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Here.
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Here.
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Try it on.
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You don't mind?
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No. Go ahead.
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It does nothing
for an old bag like me.
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It does nothing
for an old bag like me.
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You know,
as I said before,
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you really are
quite beautiful.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Got a great ass, honey.
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Got a great ass, honey.
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I'll like it even better
when it's mine!
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I'll like it even better
when it's mine!
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Oh!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Judy?
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Judy?
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Judy?
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Judy?
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Aah!
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Jesus!
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Help me.
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Ew!
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Where's my wife?
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Donald, don't!
It's me. It's Judy.
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Not even close.
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Now, where
the fuck is my wife?
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I am your wife.
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We were married
July 12, 1979.
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Oh, yeah?
What church?
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Faith calvary.
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Yeah, well, what was the
name of the minister?
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Reverend tenney.
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How many bridesmaids?
3.
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Who walked you
down the aisle?
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My uncle!
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Yeah? Well, where did
we spend our honeymoon?
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The black hills!
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Ok, what was
the room number
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of our honeymoon suite?
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We didn't have a room.
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We had to spend
the night in the car
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because you forgot to
confirm the reservation.
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Because you forgot to
confirm the reservation.
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Come on!
How could you know that?
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It's me. It's Judy.
I'm your wife.
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Donald, Donald!
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My body was stolen.
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Um...
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Well, no.
Just stay right there.
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Hello?
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Donald?
Yeah?
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Did you and Judy
have a fight today?
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No. Why?
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'Cause she just threw
back 3 gin and tonics
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and when I sat down
next to her,
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she told me
to go to hell...
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Like she
knew the way.
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Where are you?
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Train station.
Listen, man.
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Your old lady's
in one foul mood.
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Your old lady's
in one foul mood.
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Judy is not
herself today.
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Judy is not
herself today.
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Train station, huh?
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Ok, thanks, Joe.
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Oh, and Joe?
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Don't call my wife
an old lady!
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Don't call my wife
an old lady!
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Come on.
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Come on.
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Where are we going?
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Just get your coat.
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Ok.
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Ok.
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Oh. Do you think these
look good together?
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Oh. Do you think these
look good together?
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- What? Donald!
- Donald, what...
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Let me out!
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Donald, what are you doing?
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Donald!
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Donald!
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Your attention,
please.
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Donald!
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Please, honey.
Let me out.
273
00:13:27,122 --> 00:13:29,625
This is no way
to treat your wife.
274
00:13:31,994 --> 00:13:34,796
The 3:22 to las Vegas
275
00:13:34,797 --> 00:13:37,165
is now boarding
on track 4.
276
00:13:37,166 --> 00:13:37,166
Is now boarding
on track 4.
277
00:13:54,984 --> 00:13:57,986
I can't let you do it.
You can't run away from it.
278
00:13:57,987 --> 00:13:59,989
Oh, brother! Are you kidding?
Don't you see that?
279
00:14:00,489 --> 00:14:01,990
Asshole!
280
00:14:01,991 --> 00:14:03,992
Judy, you've got
to face up to it.
281
00:14:03,993 --> 00:14:05,743
The cancer is spreading.
282
00:14:05,744 --> 00:14:05,744
The cancer is spreading.
283
00:14:08,030 --> 00:14:09,531
What are you
talking about?
284
00:14:09,532 --> 00:14:10,532
What are you
talking about?
285
00:14:10,533 --> 00:14:13,034
You know there's
no hope for remission.
286
00:14:13,035 --> 00:14:15,453
It's just
a matter of time.
287
00:14:15,454 --> 00:14:18,840
Don't spend your last
few weeks without me.
288
00:14:18,841 --> 00:14:18,841
Don't spend your last
few weeks without me.
289
00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:38,810
Judy!
290
00:14:38,811 --> 00:14:38,811
Judy!
291
00:14:40,312 --> 00:14:41,312
Donald?
292
00:14:41,313 --> 00:14:43,314
Judy?
293
00:14:43,315 --> 00:14:44,315
Donald!
294
00:14:44,316 --> 00:14:45,316
Oh, Judy!
295
00:14:45,317 --> 00:14:46,317
Oh,
Donald!
296
00:14:46,318 --> 00:14:47,319
It's you!
297
00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:50,321
Wait. It's not
over with yet.
298
00:14:50,322 --> 00:14:52,824
Come on.
299
00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:53,825
Donald!
300
00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:54,826
Oh, Judy!
301
00:14:54,827 --> 00:14:57,211
Judy, Judy!
302
00:14:57,212 --> 00:14:57,212
Judy, Judy!
303
00:15:05,087 --> 00:15:06,588
Let me out!
304
00:15:06,589 --> 00:15:08,089
Let me out!
Let me out! Do you hear?
305
00:15:08,090 --> 00:15:08,090
Let me out!
Let me out! Do you hear?
306
00:15:10,092 --> 00:15:12,093
Can't you hear me?
307
00:15:12,094 --> 00:15:14,095
You and
your prissy wife,
308
00:15:14,096 --> 00:15:16,598
you're both dead!
309
00:15:16,599 --> 00:15:18,349
Hey! Somebody
let me out!
310
00:15:18,350 --> 00:15:20,152
Let me out!
311
00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:23,989
Ah, I know
you're out there.
312
00:15:24,406 --> 00:15:26,407
Speak up,
you bastards!
313
00:15:26,408 --> 00:15:27,909
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
314
00:15:27,910 --> 00:15:29,410
Come on,
unlock this door.
315
00:15:29,411 --> 00:15:30,912
Unlock this door,
damn it!
316
00:15:30,913 --> 00:15:32,915
I'm not going to...
317
00:15:38,587 --> 00:15:40,089
Not so tough now,
is she?
318
00:15:40,456 --> 00:15:41,673
Aarrrgh!
319
00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:43,041
Ah!
320
00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:43,542
Ah!
321
00:15:54,603 --> 00:15:55,604
Ugh!
322
00:15:56,605 --> 00:15:57,606
Ah!
323
00:16:10,986 --> 00:16:15,490
Oh, my god.
324
00:16:15,491 --> 00:16:17,992
That was great!
325
00:16:17,993 --> 00:16:17,993
That was great!
326
00:16:19,495 --> 00:16:22,997
What a rush!
327
00:16:22,998 --> 00:16:24,999
Blam! Blam! Blam!
328
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,002
Ah ha ha ha,
I blew her away!
329
00:16:27,503 --> 00:16:29,505
I fuckin'
blew her away!
330
00:16:30,005 --> 00:16:31,723
Blam blam blam blam!
331
00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:32,974
Blam blam blam blam!
332
00:16:32,975 --> 00:16:37,428
Oh, she's... Dead.
333
00:16:37,429 --> 00:16:41,933
Oh, and I feel...
334
00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:44,937
I feel so alive.
335
00:16:45,187 --> 00:16:45,187
I feel so alive.
336
00:16:47,489 --> 00:16:51,360
Just watching you
like this...
337
00:16:51,860 --> 00:16:56,698
Darling, you're
so thrilling!
338
00:16:56,699 --> 00:16:59,118
I feel so...
339
00:16:59,618 --> 00:17:03,121
I... I feel
so helpless
340
00:17:03,122 --> 00:17:06,125
and yet so...
341
00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:09,011
So...
342
00:17:09,511 --> 00:17:11,512
So...
343
00:17:11,513 --> 00:17:12,513
Oh!
344
00:17:12,514 --> 00:17:12,514
Oh!
345
00:17:14,016 --> 00:17:15,516
Judy!
346
00:17:15,517 --> 00:17:15,517
Judy!
347
00:17:25,227 --> 00:17:27,645
Heh heh heh!
348
00:17:27,646 --> 00:17:28,147
Heh heh heh!
349
00:18:11,690 --> 00:18:14,559
What are you doing?
350
00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:17,862
It's so beautiful,
Donald.
351
00:18:17,863 --> 00:18:21,200
Do we have to keep it
locked up in here?
352
00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:23,651
Where would you like to
keep it, under your pillow?
353
00:18:23,652 --> 00:18:25,153
We shouldn't even
have it here.
354
00:18:25,154 --> 00:18:26,071
I tried melting it,
355
00:18:26,455 --> 00:18:28,290
I tried
crushing it.
356
00:18:28,740 --> 00:18:30,625
You can't
destroy it.
357
00:18:30,626 --> 00:18:32,043
Well, couldn't
we just keep it
358
00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:35,713
on the vanity
or the night stand?
359
00:18:35,714 --> 00:18:38,133
You know, somewhere we could
look at it all the time?
360
00:18:38,634 --> 00:18:38,634
You know, somewhere we could
look at it all the time?
361
00:18:41,970 --> 00:18:43,971
No.
362
00:18:43,972 --> 00:18:46,340
No.
363
00:18:46,341 --> 00:18:47,842
No.
364
00:18:47,843 --> 00:18:49,343
No.
365
00:18:49,344 --> 00:18:50,344
No?
366
00:18:50,345 --> 00:18:53,348
Babe, you've got a witch
buried in your basement.
367
00:18:53,849 --> 00:18:56,350
Get a grip on reality.
368
00:18:56,351 --> 00:18:56,351
Get a grip on reality.
369
00:19:39,778 --> 00:19:41,279
Oh!
370
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:41,780
Oh!
371
00:20:22,187 --> 00:20:23,688
Aah!
372
00:20:23,689 --> 00:20:23,689
Aah!
373
00:20:32,614 --> 00:20:34,115
Aah!
374
00:20:34,116 --> 00:20:34,116
Aah!
375
00:20:36,034 --> 00:20:36,952
Just me.
376
00:20:37,419 --> 00:20:37,419
Just me.
377
00:20:40,956 --> 00:20:44,375
These nightmares
must be contagious.
378
00:20:44,376 --> 00:20:46,844
What are you doing?
379
00:20:46,845 --> 00:20:50,048
I... I was cold.
380
00:20:50,515 --> 00:20:52,466
What were you
dreaming about?
381
00:20:52,467 --> 00:20:54,435
Same thing that's
been bothering you...
382
00:20:54,436 --> 00:20:56,939
That moldy old bitch we got
buried in the basement.
383
00:20:57,439 --> 00:20:59,440
You know,
I've been thinking
384
00:20:59,441 --> 00:21:01,392
maybe
I'd dig her up.
385
00:21:01,393 --> 00:21:02,893
In the middle
of the night?
386
00:21:02,894 --> 00:21:06,197
No, not now.
387
00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:08,199
I just thought
388
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:11,202
that maybe it would
help those nightmares
389
00:21:11,203 --> 00:21:14,206
if we buried her
someplace else.
390
00:21:14,706 --> 00:21:14,706
If we buried her
someplace else.
391
00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:19,710
They'll go away.
392
00:21:19,711 --> 00:21:21,212
It just takes time.
393
00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:22,713
Really.
394
00:21:22,714 --> 00:21:24,716
Mine aren't so bad anymore.
395
00:21:25,167 --> 00:21:25,167
Mine aren't so bad anymore.
396
00:21:27,135 --> 00:21:28,636
Could have
fooled me.
397
00:21:28,637 --> 00:21:30,638
I'll go get
a glass of milk.
398
00:21:30,639 --> 00:21:30,639
I'll go get
a glass of milk.
399
00:21:48,857 --> 00:21:50,358
Oh, jeez!
400
00:21:50,359 --> 00:21:51,859
Shit!
401
00:21:51,860 --> 00:21:54,362
Help me.
402
00:21:54,363 --> 00:21:55,864
Aah!
403
00:21:56,365 --> 00:21:57,365
Donald, help me!
404
00:21:57,366 --> 00:21:58,866
Oh! Oh, god!
405
00:21:58,867 --> 00:21:58,867
Oh! Oh, god!
406
00:22:04,373 --> 00:22:05,874
Jesus,
where did it go?
407
00:22:06,375 --> 00:22:07,375
Light, light,
light, light!
408
00:22:07,376 --> 00:22:07,376
Light, light,
light, light!
409
00:22:13,882 --> 00:22:14,882
Open up!
410
00:22:14,883 --> 00:22:16,884
Open up!
411
00:22:16,885 --> 00:22:17,885
Jesus!
412
00:22:17,886 --> 00:22:17,886
Jesus!
413
00:22:19,888 --> 00:22:20,889
Where is it?
Come on!
414
00:22:21,390 --> 00:22:21,390
Where is it?
Come on!
415
00:22:25,394 --> 00:22:26,894
Where is it?
Where is it?
416
00:22:26,895 --> 00:22:29,897
Please. Please.
There it is!
417
00:22:29,898 --> 00:22:32,900
Oh, good. Yaah!
418
00:22:32,901 --> 00:22:32,901
Oh, good. Yaah!
419
00:22:34,319 --> 00:22:34,820
Yaah!
420
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:35,320
Yaah!
421
00:22:37,739 --> 00:22:39,240
Judy?
422
00:22:39,241 --> 00:22:41,125
Aah!
423
00:22:41,126 --> 00:22:44,078
Donald, help me.
424
00:22:44,079 --> 00:22:46,580
Judy!
425
00:22:46,581 --> 00:22:48,582
Kill her!
Donald, it's a trick.
426
00:22:48,583 --> 00:22:49,583
Kill her!
427
00:22:49,584 --> 00:22:50,584
No, Donald!
428
00:22:50,585 --> 00:22:53,504
She switched bodies again.
It's me.
429
00:22:53,505 --> 00:22:56,307
Donald, don't let her
take my beautiful body.
430
00:22:56,308 --> 00:22:58,309
Don't let her
destroy it.
431
00:22:58,310 --> 00:23:00,311
Donald, no!
432
00:23:00,312 --> 00:23:02,730
Shoot it.
Donald, shoot it.
433
00:23:02,731 --> 00:23:04,231
Show it
who's smarter.
434
00:23:04,232 --> 00:23:05,232
Show it
you can't be fooled.
435
00:23:05,233 --> 00:23:06,734
No, Donald,
I'm your wife.
436
00:23:06,735 --> 00:23:08,235
I'm Judy.
437
00:23:08,236 --> 00:23:11,689
No, Donald! I am your wife.
I'm Judy.
438
00:23:11,690 --> 00:23:15,860
No, Donald. I'm your wife.
I'm Judy.
439
00:23:15,861 --> 00:23:17,696
I'm your wife.
I'm Judy.
440
00:23:18,196 --> 00:23:20,197
Uh...
441
00:23:20,198 --> 00:23:22,083
Judy.
442
00:23:22,084 --> 00:23:22,084
Judy.
443
00:23:25,587 --> 00:23:27,588
Pull the jag around front
and wait for me.
444
00:23:27,589 --> 00:23:27,589
Pull the jag around front
and wait for me.
445
00:23:30,292 --> 00:23:32,710
This could get messy.
446
00:23:32,711 --> 00:23:32,711
This could get messy.
447
00:23:39,101 --> 00:23:40,101
Judy?
448
00:23:40,102 --> 00:23:41,103
Yes, honey?
449
00:23:41,470 --> 00:23:41,470
Yes, honey?
450
00:23:44,890 --> 00:23:48,142
We don't have
a jag... Yet,
451
00:23:48,143 --> 00:23:50,144
honey.
452
00:23:50,145 --> 00:23:50,145
Honey.
453
00:23:53,615 --> 00:23:57,618
Let me see you pull that
quick-change act one more time.
454
00:23:57,619 --> 00:23:58,620
Donald, be careful.
I bruise easily.
455
00:23:59,121 --> 00:23:59,621
What?
456
00:24:00,122 --> 00:24:01,622
Argh!
457
00:24:01,623 --> 00:24:01,623
Argh!
458
00:24:07,629 --> 00:24:09,130
Oh!
459
00:24:09,131 --> 00:24:09,131
Oh!
460
00:24:21,143 --> 00:24:23,978
Your wish...
461
00:24:23,979 --> 00:24:26,180
Is my command.
462
00:24:26,181 --> 00:24:26,598
Is my command.
463
00:24:35,323 --> 00:24:36,323
Judy?
464
00:24:36,324 --> 00:24:36,324
Judy?
465
00:24:37,325 --> 00:24:39,610
Oh!
466
00:24:39,611 --> 00:24:40,611
Judy?
467
00:24:40,612 --> 00:24:40,612
Judy?
468
00:25:03,969 --> 00:25:05,469
Donald.
469
00:25:05,470 --> 00:25:05,971
Donald.
470
00:25:10,642 --> 00:25:11,642
Oh, my god.
471
00:25:11,643 --> 00:25:11,643
Oh, my god.
472
00:25:15,564 --> 00:25:16,064
Oh, Donald.
473
00:25:16,565 --> 00:25:16,565
Oh, Donald.
474
00:25:17,566 --> 00:25:20,067
Hang on, honey.
475
00:25:20,068 --> 00:25:21,068
Yeah.
476
00:25:21,069 --> 00:25:21,570
Yeah.
477
00:25:23,071 --> 00:25:24,071
Uh!
478
00:25:24,072 --> 00:25:24,072
Uh!
479
00:25:26,041 --> 00:25:27,958
What...
480
00:25:27,959 --> 00:25:30,411
Does the nra
handbook...
481
00:25:30,412 --> 00:25:36,800
Suggest...
You do now?
482
00:25:36,801 --> 00:25:37,302
Suggest...
You do now?
483
00:25:40,672 --> 00:25:42,256
Judy?
484
00:25:42,257 --> 00:25:42,257
Judy?
485
00:25:52,684 --> 00:25:54,184
Judy?
486
00:25:54,185 --> 00:25:54,185
Judy?
487
00:25:55,687 --> 00:25:57,188
Oh, no!
488
00:25:57,689 --> 00:25:57,689
Oh, no!
489
00:26:03,194 --> 00:26:06,197
Rest...
490
00:26:06,698 --> 00:26:08,699
Darling...
491
00:26:08,700 --> 00:26:11,201
Oh, how can it be so?
492
00:26:11,202 --> 00:26:12,202
Oh.
493
00:26:12,203 --> 00:26:12,203
Oh.
494
00:26:15,707 --> 00:26:18,208
Say it isn't so.
495
00:26:18,209 --> 00:26:18,209
Say it isn't so.
496
00:26:21,212 --> 00:26:22,680
Bond.
497
00:26:22,681 --> 00:26:22,681
Bond.
498
00:26:25,684 --> 00:26:28,185
James Bond.
499
00:26:28,186 --> 00:26:28,186
James Bond.
500
00:26:33,391 --> 00:26:34,892
You've been
a naughty boy!
501
00:26:34,893 --> 00:26:34,893
You've been
a naughty boy!
502
00:26:39,397 --> 00:26:41,900
No!
503
00:27:02,220 --> 00:27:07,758
I still think diamonds
are a girl's best friend.
504
00:27:07,759 --> 00:27:09,760
You'll be glad
to know that that witch
505
00:27:09,761 --> 00:27:11,762
gave up
door-to-door sales
506
00:27:11,763 --> 00:27:13,765
and joined
the peace corpse!
507
00:27:16,768 --> 00:27:18,268
Poor Donald.
508
00:27:18,269 --> 00:27:20,271
You can't really blame him.
509
00:27:20,772 --> 00:27:22,773
He was only trying
to give his marriage
510
00:27:22,774 --> 00:27:24,775
a shot in the arm...
511
00:27:24,776 --> 00:27:26,276
And in the leg...
512
00:27:26,277 --> 00:27:27,278
And in the head!
513
00:27:30,782 --> 00:27:32,784
Sometimes
I crack myself up!
514
00:27:34,285 --> 00:27:36,286
Until next time,
kiddies,
515
00:27:36,287 --> 00:27:37,789
pleasant screams!
516
00:27:43,461 --> 00:27:46,363
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00:27:46,364 --> 00:27:49,200
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00:27:49,534 --> 00:27:49,534
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