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Hello, party animals.
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Are you ready
to bop till you drop?
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Dead, that is.
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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Tonight I've chosen
a fiendish little tale
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from my hold
of moldy oldies.
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We've been invited
to an anniversary celebration
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of holy deadlock.
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You know,
to love and to perish,
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for richer, for horror,
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in sickness
and in stealth,
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till death do us part.
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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This is one anniversary
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the husband will never forget.
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The husband will never forget.
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4 hours?
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4 hours?
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Where have you been?
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Umm... Shopping,
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just like
I told you.
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And Alan insisted on
buying me this new coat.
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What do you think?
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You said
you'd be one hour,
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2 at the most.
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I didn't think you'd be
this upset about it.
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I'm not upset.
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I'm sure
you had a lot...
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A lot of
catching up to do.
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A lot of
catching up to do.
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I'm sure you would've been much
happier if you'd come out here alone.
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Richard, now don't
be ridiculous.
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Alan is
yourfriend.
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He was the best man
at our wedding.
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That was 10 years ago.
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How many times
have we seen him?
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Once?
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Twice since then?
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Twice since then?
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Things change, della.
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Things change, della.
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People change.
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Richard, please,
don't do this.
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Not now.
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Not now.
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It's our
anniversary.
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I know.
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I'm celebrating...
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Alone.
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Alone.
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I'm going to bed.
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I'm going to bed.
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He shouldn't be
buying you things.
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Don't start, ok?
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It belittles me.
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You belittle yourself.
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Look at this place.
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Look at this place.
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He's rubbing my face
in his success.
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Can't you see that?
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All I see is an old friend
who loves us
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and wants
to see us happy.
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Of course
you'd see that.
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Richard, please.
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This trip is his
anniversary present to us,
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and I don't want you
to ruin it for him.
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And I don't want you
to ruin it for him.
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And you're doing a good job
of ruining it for me.
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And you're doing a good job
of ruining it for me.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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You're always sorry.
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You're always sorry.
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I love you, della.
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I love you
so goddamn much.
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I'm afraid
I'm going to lose you.
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You're not going
to lose me, Richard.
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You're never
going to lose me.
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Not now, not ever.
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But you're
the only thing I have
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that's any good.
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Come here.
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Come here,
sweetheart.
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Come here.
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Come here.
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I haven't even been able
to give you any kids.
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I haven't even been able
to give you any kids.
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It's all
going to work out.
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You'll see.
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It's going to be
wonderful.
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It's going to be
wonderful.
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Richard.
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Richard.
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Don't answer it.
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It's probably Alan.
I told him to call.
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Let it ring, della.
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I'll just be
a minute.
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Let it ring.
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Let it ring.
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Hello?
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Hi.
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Uh-huh. Yeah.
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I knew it was
going to be you.
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I knew it was
going to be you.
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No, I didn't
tell him yet.
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It wasn't
the right time.
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It wasn't
the right time.
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I envy you guys.
I really do.
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All the money,
all the success,
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it doesn't mean anything
when you're alone.
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But you've got everything
a girl could want.
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Like what?
Name 3 things.
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On second thought,
name one.
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Try money.
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That's true, Richard.
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I've been very lucky.
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But you know what?
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I've always regretted...
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Never trying harder
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to steal della
away from you.
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To steal della
away from you.
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Ha ha ha ha!
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I'm just kidding, Richard.
Come on. You know that.
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Hey...
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I blew my shot. If you snooze, you lose.
Right, amigo?
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I blew my shot. If you snooze, you lose.
Right, amigo?
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Oh, well,
thank you.
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Oh, well,
thank you.
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Oh, this is
wonderful.
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You like it?
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Yeah, I a saw it. I liked it.
It's a write-off.
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Yeah, I a saw it. I liked it.
It's a write-off.
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I'll go and get the bags.
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Oh, look at this.
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Oh, this is... this is
wonderful, Alan.
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I'm glad you like it.
I like it, too.
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This is really
something.
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Put those 2
in the main bedroom,
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and I'll take mine
to the cabin.
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Did those packages I had sent
from the mainland arrive?
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Si, senor. They
arrived this morning.
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Good.
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Good.
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Then we're all set.
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Then we're all set.
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What packages?
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Supplies... food,
booze, drugs!
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I'm going to give you
an anniversary
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you'll never forget.
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Mi casa es su casa.
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So unpack,
make yourself comfortable.
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I'm gonna run this
down to the cabin.
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Thanks, Alan.
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Thanks, Alan.
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Heh. And I can't believe
you don't remember her.
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Donna who?
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Donna costello.
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Donna costello.
Donna costello...
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Oh, yes! The one
with the bazookas!
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Mm-hmm.
But we hardly talked.
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I think I went out
with her maybe once
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the entire time
we were in school.
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Well, according to her,
it wasn't just once,
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and you did
a lot more than talk.
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Ha ha ha!
Gin.
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Was this before
or after we broke up?
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It was after.
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Oh, well, after
you married Richard
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and broke my heart,
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I was celibate
until graduation.
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Richard, do you
want to play?
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Richard, do you
want to play?
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No, thanks.
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I'm going out
to get some air.
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I'm going out
to get some air.
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You are
a lucky man.
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You are
a lucky man.
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You have very
beautiful wife.
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To be married that long
is hard thing.
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I know. I tried.
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3 times.
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Not so good.
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What happened?
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I was into free love.
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Heh.
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Heh.
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They were not that free.
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They were not that free.
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As you can see,
I'm a poor man.
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As you can see,
I'm a poor man.
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I'll go into town now.
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Le entrego, amigo.
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Le entrego, amigo.
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Salud.
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Salud.
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No. No, you don't.
197
00:11:06,315 --> 00:11:07,783
No, you don't.
198
00:11:42,735 --> 00:11:44,102
He's acting
strange.
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He doesn't suspect
anything, does he?
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Oh, god,
I hope not.
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00:11:47,606 --> 00:11:47,606
Oh, god,
I hope not.
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00:11:50,743 --> 00:11:53,244
Are you sure
you want to do this?
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I kept thinking
that things were fine
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just the way they were,
but now...
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I never knew
I could feel so happy.
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00:12:01,754 --> 00:12:01,754
I never knew
I could feel so happy.
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00:12:03,255 --> 00:12:05,623
The old life ends,
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and the new one
begins.
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Yeah.
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00:12:10,429 --> 00:12:10,429
Yeah.
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It's just been so hard
not telling him.
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It's just been so hard
not telling him.
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It'll be
all over tomorrow.
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He'll know.
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00:12:27,279 --> 00:12:28,646
Are you cold?
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00:12:28,647 --> 00:12:29,948
Yeah, a little.
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00:12:29,949 --> 00:12:31,950
It's the wind.
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00:12:31,951 --> 00:12:34,903
You should've let me
buy you that fur.
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00:12:34,904 --> 00:12:36,738
Next time.
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00:12:36,739 --> 00:12:38,540
Want to go inside?
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00:12:38,541 --> 00:12:40,875
We better before
he wakes up.
222
00:12:40,876 --> 00:12:43,211
He hasn't been
sleeping well lately.
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He hasn't been
sleeping well lately.
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00:12:52,638 --> 00:12:54,589
Richard?
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00:12:54,590 --> 00:12:55,591
Richard.
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00:12:56,091 --> 00:12:56,091
Richard.
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Are you asleep?
228
00:13:00,930 --> 00:13:00,930
Are you asleep?
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He's bought her
new things.
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00:13:54,316 --> 00:13:54,316
He's bought her
new things.
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00:13:58,821 --> 00:14:00,322
Well, what have
we got here?
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00:14:00,823 --> 00:14:00,823
Well, what have
we got here?
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00:14:02,825 --> 00:14:04,826
Doing a little
shopping, Alan?
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00:14:04,827 --> 00:14:04,827
Doing a little
shopping, Alan?
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00:14:21,093 --> 00:14:23,595
Where are they?
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00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:25,597
Yo no se, senor.
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00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:27,148
Speak English,
god damn it.
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00:14:27,149 --> 00:14:27,149
Speak English,
god damn it.
239
00:14:30,986 --> 00:14:33,488
Thesenoraasked me
to watch over you.
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00:14:33,489 --> 00:14:35,990
I'll just bet
she did.
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00:14:35,991 --> 00:14:37,775
Where you go?
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00:14:37,776 --> 00:14:40,112
The other cabin.
You got a problem with that?
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00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:42,113
No, no problem
with me,
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00:14:42,114 --> 00:14:45,618
but thesenora asked
me to keep you out.
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00:14:46,118 --> 00:14:47,619
You're in on this, too.
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00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:48,120
You're in on this, too.
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00:14:50,589 --> 00:14:52,006
Aren't you, old man?
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00:14:52,007 --> 00:14:52,007
Aren't you, old man?
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00:14:53,876 --> 00:14:55,877
That's beautiful.
250
00:14:55,878 --> 00:14:57,378
Just beautiful.
251
00:14:57,379 --> 00:14:57,379
Just beautiful.
252
00:14:59,882 --> 00:15:01,382
They really had it planned.
253
00:15:01,383 --> 00:15:01,383
They really had it planned.
254
00:15:03,385 --> 00:15:05,386
A real piece of work.
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00:15:05,387 --> 00:15:06,854
Please, senor,
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00:15:06,855 --> 00:15:08,357
I'm just
doing my job.
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00:15:08,807 --> 00:15:10,808
Job?
258
00:15:10,809 --> 00:15:13,645
How much did they pay
you to do this job?
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00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:15,980
I am so excited,
I can hardly...
260
00:15:15,981 --> 00:15:17,982
Richard! You're up.
261
00:15:17,983 --> 00:15:20,953
We've been
waiting for you.
262
00:15:21,453 --> 00:15:24,455
That guy's crazy. I just
can't take it anymore.
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Happy anniversary, baby.
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Where were you?
Shopping?
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00:15:30,462 --> 00:15:31,462
No, uh...
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00:15:31,463 --> 00:15:32,964
You weren't up yet,
267
00:15:32,965 --> 00:15:34,465
so we thought
we'd take a walk.
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It's so beautiful
here, Richard.
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00:15:36,468 --> 00:15:38,252
It's like a dream.
270
00:15:38,253 --> 00:15:41,255
The nightmare starts again
Monday morning, doesn't it?
271
00:15:41,256 --> 00:15:42,757
But you aren't gonna
be here, are you, baby?
272
00:15:42,758 --> 00:15:44,642
Richard, please.
273
00:15:44,643 --> 00:15:46,144
Now, don't start.
274
00:15:46,145 --> 00:15:48,096
Not today.
275
00:15:48,097 --> 00:15:49,064
Why not?
276
00:15:49,065 --> 00:15:50,432
It's what I do.
277
00:15:50,899 --> 00:15:53,151
It's what I'm good at.
278
00:15:53,152 --> 00:15:55,603
Did della tell you
I'm bartending
279
00:15:55,604 --> 00:15:57,772
at that dive on speedway
we used to drink at?
280
00:15:57,773 --> 00:15:57,773
At that dive on speedway
we used to drink at?
281
00:15:59,575 --> 00:16:00,942
I thought you were
selling insurance.
282
00:16:00,943 --> 00:16:02,827
You're kidding, right?
283
00:16:02,828 --> 00:16:05,446
I don't lie, Alan.
284
00:16:05,447 --> 00:16:06,914
Do I?
285
00:16:06,915 --> 00:16:06,915
Do I?
286
00:16:10,169 --> 00:16:12,170
Why didn't you
tell me, della?
287
00:16:12,171 --> 00:16:14,455
Probably because
she was ashamed.
288
00:16:14,456 --> 00:16:16,341
That's not true.
289
00:16:16,342 --> 00:16:18,209
I didn't tell him
290
00:16:18,210 --> 00:16:20,094
because I know
it's only temporary.
291
00:16:20,095 --> 00:16:22,463
Ha ha ha ha ha!
292
00:16:22,464 --> 00:16:24,966
Those temporaries
last a long time.
293
00:16:24,967 --> 00:16:26,968
You snooze, you lose.
294
00:16:26,969 --> 00:16:28,469
Right, amigo?
295
00:16:28,470 --> 00:16:31,356
Look, I'm sorry, Richard.
I didn't know.
296
00:16:31,357 --> 00:16:33,524
Don't be sorry.
297
00:16:33,525 --> 00:16:35,027
It's a job,
298
00:16:35,477 --> 00:16:37,529
just like the one
you gave Alvarez.
299
00:16:38,030 --> 00:16:39,397
If there's anything
I can do,
300
00:16:39,398 --> 00:16:42,283
you know I'm here for you.
Just name it.
301
00:16:42,284 --> 00:16:43,652
Thanks, Alan.
302
00:16:44,153 --> 00:16:44,153
Thanks, Alan.
303
00:16:45,654 --> 00:16:47,656
I think you've
done enough already.
304
00:16:48,123 --> 00:16:49,624
Bought della a new coat.
305
00:16:49,625 --> 00:16:51,959
Oh, Richard.
306
00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:53,461
It's real nice.
307
00:16:53,462 --> 00:16:54,796
How much did it
cost you?
308
00:16:54,797 --> 00:16:57,632
About 6 of my paychecks?
309
00:16:57,633 --> 00:16:59,634
Maybe more?
310
00:16:59,635 --> 00:17:01,753
8, 9, 10? How much?
311
00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:04,088
For Christ's sakes, Richard.
It's a present.
312
00:17:04,089 --> 00:17:07,476
And this trip you so
righteously offered us...
313
00:17:07,976 --> 00:17:09,928
You know, if it hadn't been
for your generosity,
314
00:17:10,396 --> 00:17:12,346
della and I would be
curled up right now
315
00:17:12,347 --> 00:17:15,016
in some cheap motel in Tucson
working on that kid again.
316
00:17:15,017 --> 00:17:15,017
In some cheap motel in Tucson
working on that kid again.
317
00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:20,488
But the well has run dry,
318
00:17:20,489 --> 00:17:22,356
hasn't it, baby?
319
00:17:22,357 --> 00:17:25,526
Richard, please
don't do this.
320
00:17:25,527 --> 00:17:27,328
You promised.
321
00:17:27,329 --> 00:17:29,330
No, you promised!
322
00:17:29,331 --> 00:17:31,199
"Till death do us part."
323
00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:33,202
You remember that bit,
do you, baby?
324
00:17:35,254 --> 00:17:36,754
Do you?
325
00:17:36,755 --> 00:17:36,755
Do you?
326
00:17:42,177 --> 00:17:44,378
You are an incredible
asshole, Richard.
327
00:17:44,379 --> 00:17:44,379
You are an incredible
asshole, Richard.
328
00:17:56,308 --> 00:17:58,142
I'm the asshole?
329
00:17:58,143 --> 00:17:59,811
You're the one
who's fucking my wife!
330
00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:00,312
You're the one
who's fucking my wife!
331
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,287
Richard?
332
00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:43,288
Richard?
333
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,991
Richard, are you here?
334
00:18:46,992 --> 00:18:46,992
Richard, are you here?
335
00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:59,303
Richard!
336
00:18:59,304 --> 00:18:59,304
Richard!
337
00:19:04,092 --> 00:19:07,094
Oh, there you are.
338
00:19:07,095 --> 00:19:08,013
Come on, Richard.
339
00:19:08,514 --> 00:19:10,014
Della's waiting.
We have a surprise.
340
00:19:10,015 --> 00:19:11,516
I love surprises.
341
00:19:11,517 --> 00:19:13,017
Where are we going?
342
00:19:13,018 --> 00:19:14,435
My cabin.
343
00:19:14,436 --> 00:19:15,437
Alan!
344
00:19:15,938 --> 00:19:15,938
Alan!
345
00:19:17,439 --> 00:19:18,857
Come here.
346
00:19:19,358 --> 00:19:20,358
Come here.
347
00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:20,359
Come here.
348
00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:25,746
I have a surprise
for you, too.
349
00:19:25,747 --> 00:19:28,249
Been practicing.
350
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:30,535
See?
351
00:19:30,536 --> 00:19:30,536
See?
352
00:19:37,876 --> 00:19:40,261
What the fuck
are you doing with that?
353
00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:44,215
Oh, thinking about
using it...
354
00:19:44,216 --> 00:19:46,100
On you.
355
00:19:46,101 --> 00:19:46,101
On you.
356
00:19:48,470 --> 00:19:50,354
Surprise!
357
00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:51,355
Ha ha ha!
358
00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:54,358
Ha ha ha!
359
00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:56,310
Ha ha ha!
360
00:19:56,311 --> 00:19:58,312
That's not funny.
The thing is loaded.
361
00:19:58,313 --> 00:20:00,315
I know. I loaded it.
362
00:20:00,816 --> 00:20:00,816
I know. I loaded it.
363
00:20:02,818 --> 00:20:03,819
How was she, Alan?
364
00:20:04,319 --> 00:20:06,320
Was she as good as
she was 10 years ago?
365
00:20:06,321 --> 00:20:08,322
Was she as good as
Donna costello?
366
00:20:08,323 --> 00:20:10,324
Enough's enough.
The joke's gone too far.
367
00:20:10,325 --> 00:20:12,043
She have that
little soft gurgle
368
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:14,462
in the back of her
throat when she comes?
369
00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:14,463
In the back of her
throat when she comes?
370
00:20:15,964 --> 00:20:17,465
That...
371
00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:19,467
Like a small animal
dying.
372
00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:21,220
It's not funny,
Richard.
373
00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:27,508
You're crazy.
374
00:20:27,509 --> 00:20:29,510
You're out of your
fucking mind.
375
00:20:29,511 --> 00:20:29,511
You're out of your
fucking mind.
376
00:20:32,431 --> 00:20:33,848
And you're dead,
friend.
377
00:20:33,849 --> 00:20:33,849
And you're dead,
friend.
378
00:20:46,495 --> 00:20:48,362
Another trophy
for your wall, amigo.
379
00:20:48,363 --> 00:20:48,363
Another trophy
for your wall, amigo.
380
00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:55,120
Heh heh.
381
00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:55,504
Heh heh.
382
00:21:01,293 --> 00:21:04,679
Alan, you're bleeding.
383
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:04,680
Alan, you're bleeding.
384
00:21:07,132 --> 00:21:10,017
Heh. Ha ha ha ha!
385
00:21:10,018 --> 00:21:10,469
Heh. Ha ha ha ha!
386
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:13,355
Ha ha ha ha ha!
387
00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:13,772
Ha ha ha ha ha!
388
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:16,774
Alan?
389
00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:18,277
Richard?
390
00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:18,777
Richard?
391
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,229
What are you two
still doing in here?
392
00:21:22,230 --> 00:21:22,230
What are you two
still doing in here?
393
00:21:24,733 --> 00:21:25,733
Alan?
394
00:21:25,734 --> 00:21:25,734
Alan?
395
00:21:28,236 --> 00:21:29,237
Richard?
396
00:21:29,738 --> 00:21:29,738
Richard?
397
00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:33,742
Hello!
398
00:21:34,242 --> 00:21:34,242
Hello!
399
00:21:43,835 --> 00:21:45,836
Oh! don't do that.
You scared me.
400
00:21:45,837 --> 00:21:45,837
Oh! don't do that.
You scared me.
401
00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:55,063
Why are you
wearing my coat?
402
00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:55,564
Why are you
wearing my coat?
403
00:22:04,439 --> 00:22:05,941
What do you think?
404
00:22:06,441 --> 00:22:08,943
Where's Alan?
405
00:22:08,944 --> 00:22:11,278
Alan...
406
00:22:11,279 --> 00:22:13,749
Ooh, he's hanging
around here somewhere.
407
00:22:14,199 --> 00:22:14,199
Ooh, he's hanging
around here somewhere.
408
00:22:21,923 --> 00:22:24,925
Aah!
409
00:22:24,926 --> 00:22:24,926
Aah!
410
00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:28,262
Happy anniversary,
baby.
411
00:22:28,263 --> 00:22:32,717
Aah!
412
00:22:32,718 --> 00:22:32,718
Aah!
413
00:23:19,147 --> 00:23:20,564
Della?
414
00:23:20,565 --> 00:23:20,565
Della?
415
00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:27,071
Open the door, della.
416
00:23:27,072 --> 00:23:27,072
Open the door, della.
417
00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:33,278
I want you, baby.
418
00:23:33,745 --> 00:23:35,663
I want you real bad.
419
00:23:35,664 --> 00:23:35,664
I want you real bad.
420
00:23:37,582 --> 00:23:39,583
I've got something for you.
421
00:23:39,584 --> 00:23:39,584
I've got something for you.
422
00:23:42,370 --> 00:23:43,872
An anniversary present.
423
00:23:45,874 --> 00:23:48,375
Come on out
and see what it is.
424
00:23:48,376 --> 00:23:48,376
Come on out
and see what it is.
425
00:23:54,850 --> 00:23:56,350
Oh, it's beautiful.
426
00:23:56,351 --> 00:23:56,351
Oh, it's beautiful.
427
00:24:00,856 --> 00:24:02,356
Open the door...
428
00:24:02,357 --> 00:24:02,858
Open the door...
429
00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:06,360
And I'll give it to you.
430
00:24:06,361 --> 00:24:06,361
And I'll give it to you.
431
00:24:08,363 --> 00:24:10,314
I know you've been
saving it for Alan.
432
00:24:10,315 --> 00:24:10,315
I know you've been
saving it for Alan.
433
00:24:11,817 --> 00:24:13,317
But you know what?
434
00:24:13,318 --> 00:24:13,318
But you know what?
435
00:24:15,704 --> 00:24:17,822
I want you to
wear it for me.
436
00:24:17,823 --> 00:24:17,823
I want you to
wear it for me.
437
00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:26,630
You fucking whore!
438
00:24:26,631 --> 00:24:28,048
Aah!
439
00:24:28,049 --> 00:24:30,551
Della!
440
00:24:30,552 --> 00:24:32,052
Della!
441
00:24:32,053 --> 00:24:33,554
You slut!
442
00:24:33,555 --> 00:24:35,055
Aah!
443
00:24:35,056 --> 00:24:37,341
Fucking whore! Della!
444
00:24:37,342 --> 00:24:37,342
Fucking whore! Della!
445
00:24:39,177 --> 00:24:42,096
You cock-sucking bitch!
446
00:24:42,097 --> 00:24:42,097
You cock-sucking bitch!
447
00:24:48,019 --> 00:24:49,854
Come here and get
your present, baby.
448
00:24:49,855 --> 00:24:50,272
Come here and get
your present, baby.
449
00:24:52,274 --> 00:24:54,275
Aah!
450
00:24:54,276 --> 00:24:55,277
Della!
451
00:24:55,777 --> 00:24:55,777
Della!
452
00:24:58,029 --> 00:24:59,498
Unh!
453
00:25:03,001 --> 00:25:06,003
Do these turn Alan on?
454
00:25:06,004 --> 00:25:08,006
Do they, bitch?
455
00:25:46,044 --> 00:25:47,545
Come on, baby.
456
00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:49,547
Let's go to Alan's cabin
457
00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:51,549
and work on
that kid again.
458
00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:53,551
I feel good.
459
00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:53,552
I feel good.
460
00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:20,195
Surprise!
Surprise!
461
00:26:22,414 --> 00:26:23,614
Daddy!
462
00:26:23,615 --> 00:26:23,615
Daddy!
463
00:26:26,368 --> 00:26:28,752
Where's della?
She's missing this.
464
00:26:28,753 --> 00:26:29,337
Where's della?
She's missing this.
465
00:26:48,189 --> 00:26:50,190
That's what I call
466
00:26:50,191 --> 00:26:52,694
dragging your wife
to a party.
467
00:26:55,196 --> 00:26:56,697
I guess Richard
468
00:26:56,698 --> 00:27:00,200
was the guest of horror
after all.
469
00:27:00,201 --> 00:27:02,703
Just goes to show you
what can happen
470
00:27:02,704 --> 00:27:04,205
when you let
your imagination
471
00:27:04,706 --> 00:27:06,708
run away with you.
472
00:27:07,208 --> 00:27:09,710
Here's to your bad health.
473
00:27:09,711 --> 00:27:13,214
See you next time,
boys and ghouls.
474
00:27:18,670 --> 00:27:21,672
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