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Ahh, welcome to
my cozy crypt.
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Have I got a story
for you!
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A tacky tropical tale
of love and lust,
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greed and ghouls,
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and my personal favorite,
death!
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Ha ha ha ha.
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But I'm warning you,
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it's not
a pretty picture.
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So, pack up your passport
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and prepare for this
torrid tale
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of putrefaction
in paradise.
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I'm sure you'll
find it appealing.
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Good evening,
good evening.
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Nice to have you
with us.
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Heh heh heh.
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To the future,
partner.
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To the future,
partner.
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Your copy of
the escrow papers,
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direct from
the executor
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of the Fitzgerald
estate
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to your
eager young hands.
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I can already see
the fabulous hotel calypso
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rising on
that land already.
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A pity the widow
Fitzgerald's
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going to miss
the grand opening.
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Like you missed
the house call
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when she went into
cardiac arrest, eh, doc?
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Yes. That was
very unfortunate.
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Freddie! Who is that
incredible creature?
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That incredible
creature, my dear boy,
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is Margaret
Richardson.
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She's one of the
London richardsons.
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She needs someone to show
her around the island.
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Introduce me.
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Margaret's rather
a tad high-strung.
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If I were you,
I'd keep my hand...
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Among other things...
In my pocket.
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Freddie,
darling!
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It's been
a dog's age!
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Margaret.
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Thanks so much
for the invitation.
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Oh, mind my hair.
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It's already suffering
from the humidity.
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Ha ha ha.
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Margaret, may I
introduce our host,
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Mr. Logan Andrews?
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Margaret... she's just
arrived from england.
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How do you do?
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Better already.
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Welcome to
our island paradise.
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Paradise?
Oh, hardly.
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I'd forgotten how hot
it gets down here
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and how humid.
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And the food,
it's so spicy
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and so...
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Ethnic.
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The trip down here was
an absolute nightmare.
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They had the nerve to call
the service first class.
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What they really should
call it, of course,
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is steerage.
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You said she was a
tad high-strung.
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She's a bitch
on wheels.
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She's a bitch
on wheels.
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Boss! Boss!
Come quick!
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There be
a terrible accident!
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There be
a terrible accident!
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Don't go away.
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Where would I go in
this godforsaken place?
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Where would I go in
this godforsaken place?
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We be clearing
away the brush.
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Before we know
what happen,
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the quicksand,
it swallow him up!
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Just like that!
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Poor Charlie, man.
I'm going to miss him.
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Yeah. All right,
tomorrow, take the men
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and start at
the other end.
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But that's what I been
trying to tell you, boss.
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The land, all of it,
swamp, quicksand.
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Then sink pylons.
All right?
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Boss, you can't
do nothing!
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I don't care
what it takes.
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Just make it work.
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Boss, you can shake
me all you want,
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but I'm being
straight with you.
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If you're going
to build here,
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it's going to take
more money than god!
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It's going to take
more money than god!
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You look like you lost
your best friend,
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if you had one.
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Not now, Freddie.
Not now.
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Not now, Freddie.
Not now.
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The land is a swamp.
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It's going to cost
millions to build on it.
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It's going to cost
millions to build on it.
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My god, I'm ruined.
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My god, I'm ruined.
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Remember, you called her
the bitch on wheels.
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But she's a Bugatti
with a 4 on the floor
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and 4 million
in the bank.
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I always said
you'd get ahead,
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no matter what
it takes or who.
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Heh heh heh.
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Heh heh heh.
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Miss, um... Robertson,
wasn't it?
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That's Richardson.
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That's Richardson.
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Funny, nobody else seems
to have any trouble
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remembering my name.
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Perhaps I've been spending
all of my energies
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remembering your face.
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Really, Mr. Andrews,
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shouldn't you be
saving yourself
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for more
strenuous pursuits?
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I know you don't like
this place very much,
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but it does have
its compensations...
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Moonlit beaches,
pounding surf,
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tropical breezes...
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And you.
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Yes, and me.
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Yes, and me.
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A boorish
young hustler.
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Good night,
Mr. Andrews.
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Good night,
Mr. Andrews.
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What do you want?
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Can't I visit
an old friend?
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Don't be playing that game
with me, Logan Andrews.
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Our friendship was over as
soon as your fancy friends
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didn't approve
of you bringing
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your own dark meat
to that club barbecue.
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Touch￩, psyche. Then I
shall cut to the chase,
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which, unfortunately,
isn't going too well.
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It seems there's a
certain young lady
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who doesn't find me
quite as charming
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as you once did,
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and I was thinking maybe you could...
Do something?
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Strictly business,
of course.
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Strictly business,
of course.
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All right.
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Good.
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Good.
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Then it's this
you'll be needing.
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You give her one drop,
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she become your wife,
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but if you
give her 2,
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she be yours
for life.
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She be yours
for life.
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Now, the swimming pool
will be right here.
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And this picture, of course,
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depicts the cabanas.
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What do you think?
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Yes, I'm sure
the potential's there,
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but as my father
always used to say,
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"the first 3 rules
of real estate
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are location,
location, and location."
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And this location is disgusting,
disgusting, and disgusting.
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I think
it's a bad risk,
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and you, Mr. Andrews,
are bad news.
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Well, I'm sorry that
you feel that way
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because you made quite an
impression on me last night...
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On everyone
at the party, in fact.
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If that's the creme
de la creme
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of island society,
give me skimmed milk.
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How about something
a bit stronger?
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It's just so
goddamned hot down here.
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Here. You'll
feel better.
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Not until I'm out
of this tropical hellhole.
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Not until I'm out
of this tropical hellhole.
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Did it...
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Did it just...
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Get hotter in here?
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Yes, and I believe it's
going to get even hotter.
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Yes, and I believe it's
going to get even hotter.
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Over my dead body.
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Good night, Logan,
and good riddance!
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Good night, Logan,
and good riddance!
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Margaret,
is that you?
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Uh-huh.
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What are you
doing here?
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What are you
doing here?
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I...Couldn't
stay away.
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I...Couldn't
stay away.
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Are you feeling all right?
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Mm-hmm.
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I'm fine.
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Oh, and don't
call me Margaret.
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Call me...
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Call me...
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Maggie.
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Maggie.
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Can I, uh...
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Get you anything?
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Uh-huh.
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Uh-huh.
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You.
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You.
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Thank you,
Wellington.
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Thank you,
Wellington.
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Really, Logan,
I don't like
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the looks
of that man.
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You're going
to have to get
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a better class
of servant.
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Darling, his family's worked
here for generations.
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Where else
would he go?
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Somewhere with lower
standards, I imagine.
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Somewhere with lower
standards, I imagine.
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Care for some champagne?
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Care for some champagne?
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Arrivederci, margaret.
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Hello, Maggie.
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Well, this should be
a refreshing tidbit.
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To our undying love.
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To our undying love.
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Ha!
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Ha!
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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Did it...
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Did it...
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Did it...
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Just...
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Get hotter in here?
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Get hotter in here?
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Ha ha ha.
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Oh.
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Ah!
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Margaret, are you...
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Well come on,
Freddie.
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You've got enough drugs
in that bag of tricks
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to stock a pharmacy, for god's sake.
Do something!
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You can't let her go like
the widow Fitzgerald!
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Cover your tongue!
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I'm doing
what I can!
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I don't know what's
wrong with her yet.
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It could be anything.
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Has she eaten or ingested
anything unusual?
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Not that I
can think of.
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Logan,
I'll always love you,
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forever and ever!
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Forever and ever!
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She's gone.
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She's gone.
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"And bound
to the services of god,
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"your gains are such
as make for holiness,
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"and the end
is eternal life,
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"for sin pays a wage,
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"and the wage is death.
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"But god gives freely.
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"And his gift is
eternal life
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"in union with
Christ Jesus, our lord.
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Amen."
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Amen.
Amen.
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Amen.
Amen.
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I kept my part
of the bargain!
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Did you keep yours?
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Uhh!
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Uhh!
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Margaret is dead.
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Youkilled her!
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Me? I only made it.
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You give it to her!
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Unh!
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You're not worth
going to prison for...
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My love.
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My love.
267
00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:40,078
Where you're going...
268
00:14:40,079 --> 00:14:43,548
'Tis far worse,
my child.
269
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:45,967
Far worse.
270
00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:45,968
Far worse.
271
00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:50,889
Margaret...
272
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:50,890
Margaret...
273
00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:55,894
Margaret...
274
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,845
Maggie...
275
00:14:57,846 --> 00:15:01,766
You were the biggest fish
276
00:15:01,767 --> 00:15:04,737
a guy could ever
hope to land.
277
00:15:05,187 --> 00:15:05,187
A guy could ever
hope to land.
278
00:15:08,107 --> 00:15:12,111
And my land...
Is swamp.
279
00:15:12,611 --> 00:15:12,611
And my land...
Is swamp.
280
00:15:16,949 --> 00:15:19,618
And my ass is grass.
281
00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:20,085
And my ass is grass.
282
00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:22,587
Oh! Oh!
283
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:22,588
Oh! Oh!
284
00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:27,092
Logan!
285
00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:28,961
Logan!
286
00:15:30,796 --> 00:15:32,680
Jesus Christ.
287
00:15:32,681 --> 00:15:35,550
Where am I?
288
00:15:35,551 --> 00:15:36,802
Where are you?
289
00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:39,437
Freddie
pronounced you dead.
290
00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:40,889
We had a funeral.
291
00:15:41,390 --> 00:15:42,274
Dead?
292
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:43,275
Yeah.
293
00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:44,226
A funeral?
294
00:15:44,226 --> 00:15:44,226
A funeral?
295
00:15:46,228 --> 00:15:47,729
Oh, damn!
296
00:15:47,730 --> 00:15:49,397
I broke
another nail!
297
00:15:49,398 --> 00:15:52,867
Forget your nails!
You're alive!
298
00:15:52,868 --> 00:15:55,069
Oh, Logan.
299
00:15:55,070 --> 00:15:58,573
I never thought
I'd see you again,
300
00:15:58,574 --> 00:16:00,959
never
kiss you again,
301
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:05,880
never make love
to you again.
302
00:16:05,881 --> 00:16:07,882
Ah! Ah!
303
00:16:07,883 --> 00:16:07,883
Ah! Ah!
304
00:16:17,176 --> 00:16:18,676
Logan...
305
00:16:18,677 --> 00:16:21,680
You are going to make
a fine groom for her.
306
00:16:22,181 --> 00:16:22,181
You are going to make
a fine groom for her.
307
00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:45,753
Darling...
308
00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:47,255
I hope
you like this
309
00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:49,758
because I've been up
since the crack of dawn
310
00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:54,262
cooking for
my little snookum-wookums.
311
00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:56,647
It smells like
something died in here.
312
00:16:56,648 --> 00:16:59,735
Idon't smell anything.
313
00:16:59,985 --> 00:17:01,436
Margaret,
are you all right?
314
00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:03,155
Me?
315
00:17:03,322 --> 00:17:05,823
You look a bit,
uh...
316
00:17:05,824 --> 00:17:07,325
Off.
317
00:17:07,326 --> 00:17:10,028
Oh, don't be so silly,
darling.
318
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,447
I feel energized,
invigorated,
319
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,449
positively reborn.
320
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:17,952
Now, I want you to eat
every last bite
321
00:17:17,953 --> 00:17:20,456
because you're going
to need all your strength
322
00:17:20,956 --> 00:17:23,458
if you're going
to make love to me
323
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:26,962
5 times a day.
324
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:29,464
Did you really make
all of this?
325
00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:30,883
Mm-hmm.
Aw.
326
00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:32,217
And if you like this,
327
00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:35,720
you will love dessert.
328
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:35,721
You will love dessert.
329
00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:39,807
Ta-ta!
330
00:17:39,808 --> 00:17:40,809
Ta-ta.
331
00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:41,310
Ta-ta.
332
00:17:47,866 --> 00:17:50,368
Heh heh heh!
333
00:17:50,369 --> 00:17:52,404
You're looking
awfully chipper for a man
334
00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:55,289
who's just buried
the love of his life.
335
00:17:55,290 --> 00:17:57,408
Were you the beneficiary?
336
00:17:57,409 --> 00:17:59,243
Ha ha ha ha!
337
00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:02,380
You have just made the
most colossal mistake
338
00:18:02,381 --> 00:18:03,582
of your medical
career.
339
00:18:03,882 --> 00:18:05,466
Ha ha ha.
No, no, no.
340
00:18:05,467 --> 00:18:07,969
I did that in england,
dear boy.
341
00:18:07,970 --> 00:18:09,921
Why the hell do you think
I'm in this place?
342
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,757
I don't quite know
how you blew this one,
343
00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:14,643
but Margaret's alive.
344
00:18:15,144 --> 00:18:15,144
But Margaret's alive.
345
00:18:17,146 --> 00:18:19,148
Hmm hmm hmm!
346
00:18:19,648 --> 00:18:20,648
That's impossible.
347
00:18:20,649 --> 00:18:22,650
I know a corpse
when I see one,
348
00:18:22,651 --> 00:18:24,652
and I can assure you
349
00:18:24,653 --> 00:18:27,021
that poor, dear Margaret...
Unlike me...
350
00:18:27,022 --> 00:18:29,358
Is completely pickled.
351
00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:31,859
You see,
I had her embalmed.
352
00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:33,244
Oh, that's impossible.
353
00:18:33,245 --> 00:18:34,663
No. It's the law.
354
00:18:35,164 --> 00:18:37,165
One can't be too careful
in this climate.
355
00:18:37,166 --> 00:18:37,166
One can't be too careful
in this climate.
356
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:49,094
Oh, darn!
There goes another nail.
357
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:49,545
Oh, darn!
There goes another nail.
358
00:18:52,598 --> 00:18:54,298
Something wrong,
pumpkin?
359
00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:55,634
Get away from me.
360
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,135
Come and give
361
00:18:57,136 --> 00:19:01,522
your little baby-waby
a kiss.
362
00:19:01,523 --> 00:19:03,391
"Give her one drop,
she'll be your wife.
363
00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:06,227
Give her 2, she'll
be yours for life."
364
00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:07,895
Oh, my god.
365
00:19:07,896 --> 00:19:07,896
Oh, my god.
366
00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:13,652
Stay back, Margaret!
367
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,653
You're dead!
368
00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:19,073
♪♪ Sticks and stones ♪♪
369
00:19:19,074 --> 00:19:22,076
♪♪ Can break my bones ♪♪
370
00:19:22,077 --> 00:19:23,077
Unh!
371
00:19:23,078 --> 00:19:23,078
Unh!
372
00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:32,254
Oh, my god!
I've killed her!
373
00:19:32,754 --> 00:19:32,754
Oh, my god!
I've killed her!
374
00:19:34,723 --> 00:19:37,141
Wait a second.
375
00:19:37,142 --> 00:19:38,142
Wait a second.
376
00:19:38,143 --> 00:19:38,143
Wait a second.
377
00:19:39,645 --> 00:19:42,013
I can't have
killed her.
378
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:44,432
She's already dead.
379
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:44,433
She's already dead.
380
00:19:45,934 --> 00:19:47,151
Logan!
381
00:19:47,152 --> 00:19:50,688
How could you?
382
00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:53,524
I just bought
this dress.
383
00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:53,525
I just bought
this dress.
384
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:56,327
Darling!
385
00:19:56,328 --> 00:19:57,328
Aah!
386
00:19:57,329 --> 00:19:57,329
Aah!
387
00:20:10,676 --> 00:20:13,461
Pumpkin!
Where are you?
388
00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:15,463
Your honey button
wants a kiss.
389
00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:15,464
Your honey button
wants a kiss.
390
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:18,383
Oh!
391
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:20,302
Ahh!
392
00:20:27,609 --> 00:20:28,609
No!
393
00:20:28,610 --> 00:20:28,610
No!
394
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:36,400
No!
395
00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:36,401
No!
396
00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:40,905
Unh! Unh!
397
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:42,407
Aah! Aah!
398
00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:45,409
Oh! Oh! Oh!
399
00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:45,410
Oh! Oh! Oh!
400
00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:49,914
Aah!
401
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:52,417
Oh, my god!
402
00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:03,928
Unh! Unh!
403
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:06,430
Whoa!
404
00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:07,933
Stay away from me!
405
00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:09,434
No!
406
00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:09,935
No!
407
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:15,156
Get away from me!
408
00:21:15,157 --> 00:21:15,157
Get away from me!
409
00:21:21,079 --> 00:21:23,331
Take me, Logan!
410
00:21:23,332 --> 00:21:25,583
I'm burning
with desire!
411
00:21:25,584 --> 00:21:25,584
I'm burning
with desire!
412
00:21:27,586 --> 00:21:29,621
Aah!
413
00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:35,509
So much for
burning desire.
414
00:21:35,510 --> 00:21:35,510
So much for
burning desire.
415
00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:40,047
Ugh.
416
00:21:40,048 --> 00:21:40,048
Ugh.
417
00:21:51,226 --> 00:21:52,110
Oh!
418
00:21:52,110 --> 00:21:52,110
Oh!
419
00:21:56,648 --> 00:21:57,648
Oh.
420
00:21:57,649 --> 00:21:57,649
Oh.
421
00:22:04,122 --> 00:22:05,123
Ooh.
422
00:22:14,132 --> 00:22:15,750
Oh. Whoa.
423
00:22:15,751 --> 00:22:16,251
Oh. Whoa.
424
00:22:20,972 --> 00:22:22,923
To Margaret...
425
00:22:22,924 --> 00:22:25,560
May she rest in peace.
426
00:22:26,061 --> 00:22:28,563
I thought I would never
get over her death.
427
00:22:29,064 --> 00:22:29,064
I thought I would never
get over her death.
428
00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:35,986
In fact,
429
00:22:35,987 --> 00:22:38,356
I never thought
she'd get over it, either.
430
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:38,357
I never thought
she'd get over it, either.
431
00:22:57,175 --> 00:23:00,177
No! No!
432
00:23:00,178 --> 00:23:00,178
No! No!
433
00:23:02,547 --> 00:23:04,549
No!
434
00:23:04,933 --> 00:23:06,350
I'm back!
435
00:23:06,351 --> 00:23:06,351
I'm back!
436
00:23:20,866 --> 00:23:23,368
Ohh!
437
00:23:25,871 --> 00:23:28,372
Ooh! Ooh!
438
00:23:28,373 --> 00:23:28,373
Ooh! Ooh!
439
00:24:13,535 --> 00:24:16,871
Uh... I thought
I was...
440
00:24:16,872 --> 00:24:18,706
You were...
441
00:24:18,707 --> 00:24:20,541
But do you think
you can take
442
00:24:20,542 --> 00:24:22,426
the easy way out?
443
00:24:22,427 --> 00:24:25,262
You see, Logan,
it's like I tell you.
444
00:24:25,263 --> 00:24:29,184
I'll always
keep my promises.
445
00:24:29,601 --> 00:24:30,935
Now, there's someone
446
00:24:30,936 --> 00:24:33,721
who's just dying
to see you.
447
00:24:33,722 --> 00:24:33,722
Who's just dying
to see you.
448
00:24:40,729 --> 00:24:43,447
I always said
you'd geta head, logan.
449
00:24:43,448 --> 00:24:45,232
Ha ha ha ha!
450
00:24:45,233 --> 00:24:45,233
Ha ha ha ha!
451
00:24:46,985 --> 00:24:47,869
That's right,
Logan.
452
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,037
Like I say,
453
00:24:50,038 --> 00:24:53,157
she be yours
for life...
454
00:24:53,158 --> 00:24:54,625
And death.
455
00:24:54,626 --> 00:24:55,076
And death.
456
00:25:06,588 --> 00:25:08,589
Aah!
457
00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:08,590
Aah!
458
00:25:13,562 --> 00:25:19,067
Well, psyche can work
that old black magic on me
459
00:25:19,568 --> 00:25:21,569
any time she wants.
460
00:25:21,570 --> 00:25:23,571
And how about Maggie?
461
00:25:23,572 --> 00:25:26,575
Girls like that
are pretty hard to dig up.
462
00:25:29,077 --> 00:25:34,031
Anyway, looks like poor
old Logan's got himself...
463
00:25:34,032 --> 00:25:36,033
A zombie!
464
00:25:36,034 --> 00:25:38,035
I think I'll have one, too.
465
00:25:38,036 --> 00:25:38,036
I think I'll have one, too.
466
00:25:41,907 --> 00:25:44,758
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