Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: {1}{75} {288}{372} Then it got to be one kid.|Two kids, you're never... {375}{447}- It ain't worth it.|- They have to pay you too much. {450}{519}I could handle the army|better than I could two kids. {522}{604} You th�nk you can handle|the army better. {607}{718}(man #3) The army is|the greatest thing in the world... {753}{827}- I'm a chicken.|- So am I. I'm a coward. {830}{902}A devout coward.|I got a degree in cowardice. {905}{978}I wouldn't kill anybody,|I don't wanna be killed. {981}{1073}I don't wanna go away.|I dig what I'm doing right now. {1076}{1222} That's right, man. My heart|keeps murmuring "Don't go, don't go." {1225}{1386}(man #4) S�tt�n' on the bench, wa�t�n'|on the draft board to get us reg�stered. {1389}{1545} I saw a thing, some drawings|and stuff, in some magazine. {1548}{1638}A Vietcong booby trap,|or whatever they call it. {1641}{1706}Just rapp�n' on each other. {1709}{1819}You walk over it,|and you fall into these stakes... {1845}{1944} He was stoned out of his skull.|He used to drink 11 quarts of beer. {1947}{2022}Then he'd drink bourbon at night. {2025}{2085}And I heard all k�nds of stor�es. {2088}{2140}...half an inch of steel. {2143}{2276}You go on these things, they go right|through your foot like a shish kebab. {2279}{2337} {2340}{2455} That ain't what I'm|worried about, it going through. {2458}{2567} The Germans used to have|a grenade called "the castrator", {2570}{2660}and when you stepped on it,|it went right up, you know? {2663}{2733}It's true. I've heard stories. {2736}{2792}- |- {2881}{2967}- |- (clerk) Johnson, Harold J. {3016}{3111}Didn't fill in "Reasons you may|not qualify for military service." {3114}{3174}- I don't have any reasons.|- OK. {3177}{3253}Next... Theotocopoulos, George. {3288}{3417}Didn't answer "Physical characteristics|that may aid in identification." {3420}{3472}- (clerk) What's that?|- Oh, yeah. {3475}{3589}(clerk, wr�t�ng) American flag, left forearm. {3641}{3678}OK. {3698}{3766}Next, Guthrie, Arlo. {3769}{3803}OK. {3884}{3975}For "date of birth",|you put down "Scorpio". {3978}{4048}- I want the specific date.|- OK. {4307}{4393}What's this "Huntington's chorea"? {4396}{4455}Incurable nerve disease. {4458}{4542}- And you have it.|- Runs in the family. {4545}{4618}My father has it,|and my grandmother had it. {4621}{4727}It says "Do you know any reason why|you may not qualify for military service?" {4730}{4820}- Not your father, not your grandmother.|- I could get it. {4823}{4875}But you don't have it now. {4913}{4962}No. {4965}{5029}"None." You'll hear from us. {5083}{5119}Peace. {5152}{5239}Next... Gorowitz, Milton. {5440}{5496}W�th the draft breath�n' �n my face, {5499}{5602}I f�gured I'd get me|some of that deferred, preferred, {5605}{5718}draft-exempted,|US government-�nspected educat�on. {5852}{5993}So I rode my thumb out �nto the West,|to an �nst�tut�on of h�gher learn�n'. {5996}{6045}Had a n�ce tr�p. {6069}{6118}Got �n. {6217}{6336}T�me passed, and an old fr�end of m�ne|dr�fted �nto that Montana town. {6339}{6484}He got a warm welcome from|the off�c�al local greet�n' comm�ttee. {6635}{6695}They must have l�ked h�s face. {6855}{6981}- Hey, Roger. It's really you!|- Yeah. {6984}{7042}What's happenin'? Seen Ray and Alice? {7045}{7106}Yeah, they told me|you were doin' time out here. {7109}{7182}- What are they up to?|- Buyin' a church! {7185}{7293}- Oh! Ray turnin' religious?|- They're gonna live in it. {7296}{7358}Hey, knock it off. {7361}{7417}Speakin' of which,|can I crash here tonight? {7420}{7479}Yeah. Oh, yeah. {7588}{7674}- We'll get you a room in the mornin'.|- I said knock it off! {7677}{7764}(Arlo) With quieter neighbours. {7767}{7851}- Good seein' you.|- It's good seeing you. {8139}{8218}(# "Morn�ng Mood"|from "Peer Gynt Su�te" by Gr�eg) {8363}{8432}(# class�cal) {8506}{8565}(# honky-tonk) {8711}{8777}Stop that! Stop it this instant! {8780}{8840}For goodness' sake, stop it! {8879}{8981}Perhaps you'd tell me|who d�d write that folk junk you're playing. {8984}{9023}I wrote it. Me. {9026}{9141}In that case, Mr Guthrie,|there's really nothing I can teach you. {9275}{9319}You are devoid of musical talent! {9322}{9391}I seem to have th�s hab�t|of attract�ng pra�se. {9913}{9995}I won't have it. Stop that.|Stop that right at this instant. {9998}{10036}We paid your rent. {10039}{10179}I only rented this room to your... friend|because you said you were a student. {10182}{10274}- I am a student.|- What's that funny smell? {10296}{10342}What funny smell? {10345}{10405}- You Arlo Guthrie?|- Get out. {10408}{10451}Arlo Guthrie? {10510}{10589}- Got a search warrant?|- Shut up. We'll ask the questions. {10592}{10686}You guys had better take a nice long leak. {10704}{10771}Out the door.|This is none of your business. {10774}{10857}- You know a kid named Roger Crowther?|- Huh? {10860}{10947}- Kid you were seen talking to yesterday.|- Me? {10950}{11064}Who else around has such|long curly locks, curly locks? {11105}{11235}Who's Ray and Alice Brock,|Trinity Church, Housatonic, Mass? {11267}{11349}Your friend left some things behind. {11384}{11489}He got into some rough stuff|with a few of our good citizens last night. {11492}{11572}We had to put him on the bus,|so we thought we'd just drop by {11575}{11704}and let you know that we're ready|to help you too, anytime you'd like. {11839}{11888}(# country and western on jukebox) {12049}{12130}Hey, honey. What happened|to your long-haired girlfriend? {12133}{12186}I was thinkin' of askin' you two for a date. {12189}{12307}Don't rile her, Jed. Can't you tell|she just came from the beauty parlour? {12310}{12427}Nah. They wouldn't leave it|all greasy filthy like that. {12430}{12478}They'd have teased... {12777}{12817}Police! The police! {12852}{12901}(alarm bell) {13199}{13262}You broke my window! You pay for that! {13265}{13314}(s�ren) {13509}{13565}Hippie! {13658}{13764}Lousy bum! You pay for this,|you hippie perversion! {13927}{14001}I seem to have th�s hab�t|of gett�n' arrested. {14004}{14101}Left, left, left, right, left! Forward, march! {14104}{14233}(man) American education, Mr Guthrie,|has always dedicated itself {14236}{14383}to the encouragement of an individual's|freedom of thought and expression. {14386}{14526}But is punching in the window of a local|business establishment an expression... {14529}{14647}- I did not break that window, sir.|- Someone pushed in that window. {14650}{14704}Someone, sir,|pushed me out that window. {14707}{14794}All right. I'll take your word for it this time. {14797}{14921}But I am forced to put you on|conduct probation for one month, and... {14924}{15014}Seems l�ke schools have a hab�t|of dropp�ng out around me. {15017}{15066}(dr�ver sounds horn) {15986}{16055}(Amer�can football commentary) {16111}{16171}(man) Oh, children, come on! {16174}{16263}Let me grow my little power|upon heaven and the more to glory, {16266}{16353}and pray for me while I stand|in your presence tonight. {16356}{16435}The Lord will look down|with his great power and rule upon {16438}{16554}this little weak man|that you're lookin' at. Oh, children! {16557}{16626}How bad do you wanna go to heaven? {16629}{16728}And if you want to,|thankfully serve the Lord. {16731}{16803}That's the whole matter today.|Now listen to me. {16806}{16901}Like the old writer of old,|a sin to me in my hell. {16904}{17028}We'll serve the Lord in the best manner|and the way that we know how! {17031}{17161}Oh, children! When the angel come,|follow your redemption road! {17164}{17283}How bad do you wanna go to heaven?|How bad do you wanna serve the Lord? {17286}{17374}How do you want to|thankfully serve the Lord? {17377}{17522}Oh, children! That scripture that was on|my mind a while ago is coming back now! {17525}{17559}Oh! {17562}{17679}He that is in you, that is in the world,|is bigger than he... {17682}{17766}I'm gonna take those crutches|off your body and your soul! {17769}{17854}Throw away those crutches!|Come here, baby! Come on! I got ya! {17857}{17881}Come on! To me! {17884}{17966}Yeah! Amazing grace! {17969}{18038}Amazing grace, how sweet the sound. {18051}{18149}# Amazing grace {18152}{18237}# How sweet the sound {18240}{18294}That saved a wretch like me. {18297}{18426}# That saved a wretch like me {18429}{18503}I once was lost, but now I'm found. {18506}{18694}# I once was lost, but now I'm found {18697}{18757}Was blind, but now I see. {18760}{18835}# Was blind, but now I see {18838}{18959}Seems l�ke Woody's road|m�ghta run through here somet�me. {20723}{20798}What about the army?|You're not in college now. {20828}{20882}I don't know. {20939}{21047}I know I just couldn't hang in there|another second, Mother. {21050}{21131}Will you be staying here awhile? {21134}{21188}A kid out there... {21249}{21347}I got his stuff. I'm gonna|take it up to Ray and Alice. {21594}{21645}See you, Woody. {21988}{22105}- He's got a lot worse since I saw him.|- Well... let's say no better. {22446}{22566}(man) Good people, you know already|the reasons for which this building, {22569}{22669}hitherto consecrated|and separated from all worldly uses, {22672}{22759}shall be taken down|or appropriated to other purposes. {22762}{22870}To many of you, this building has become|endeared by many sacred memories, {22873}{22987}and you will suffer a loss and feel that|something has passed out of your lives. {22990}{23063}Such persons will be|comforted by the assurance {23066}{23174}that the presence of God|and the consolation of our holy religion {23177}{23270}are not tied to any one building. {23273}{23398}We have caused that the altar|hitherto in this church {23401}{23541}should be carefully removed|and protected from desecration. {23567}{23713}(m�n�ster #2) And this fabric accordingly|is hereby for ever secularised, {23716}{23814}and the sentence aforesaid|is voided and revoked, {23817}{23897}and this place, hitherto a holy place, {23900}{23986}and sacred to the preaching|of God's holy word, {23989}{24055}and the ministration|of his holy sacraments, {24058}{24170}is hereby pronounced|secular and unconsecrated, {24173}{24297}and no longer within|our canonical jurisdiction. Amen. {25035}{25078}- Yours.|- Much obliged. {25081}{25134}Thank you. {25137}{25199}- Can we go now?|- No. {25318}{25363}Let's go. {25576}{25625}Well... {25698}{25752}- Look at the glass!|- Yeah. {25755}{25804}Yeah! {26020}{26087}- Hey, Arlo!|- Arlo! {26173}{26228}- (Arlo) How ya doin'?|- All ours! {26231}{26290}(Al�ce) All beautiful! {26316}{26350}Whee! {26400}{26490}A place to be the way|we wanna be! At last! {26493}{26555}- What more do we need?|- Amazing grace! {26775}{26832}You haven't changed much. {26835}{26899}You have. You're gettin' to be all there. {26937}{27025}I remember when you ran|the library at school. {27028}{27128}We used to come in|and take the books out just to see ya. {27131}{27188}Well, I didn't mind. {27327}{27403}- What's this?|- A card from Roger. He never mailed it. {27406}{27505}- Says he'll be here around Thanksgiving.|- Hope he's OK. {27531}{27608}You know, if we'd had|a place like this before, {27611}{27670}he might not have drifted off. {27673}{27722}Yeah. {27748}{27826}You'll be here awhile, won't you?|Just a couple of days. {27829}{27901}I just thought I'd bring Roger's stuff,|see how you were. {27904}{28020}I got some soup on the stove|that's gonna be really good. {28023}{28150}I'd like to, Alice, but I gotta get back to|New York. Play some music. See Woody. {28153}{28233}- Got a gig?|- No, free stuff mostly. {28236}{28306}- Gotta start somewhere.|- You get first taste. {28377}{28400}Mm. {28403}{28459}- That's home cooking.|- Yeah. {28500}{28558}# From my hand to the waters {28561}{28630}# Gone for ever from the land {28656}{28709}# It will soon add to the sand {28712}{28770}# I'm goin' home {28796}{28845}(# harmon�ca) {29626}{29694}- What's this?|- It's dinner on the house. {29697}{29823}- What about a cheeseburger?|- Sure, if you wanna pay for it. This is free. {29826}{29881}Hi, Reenie. {29884}{29958}- You don't like sweets?|- I like one or two, but... {29961}{30010}Two's plenty. {30554}{30608}(# d�scordant harmon�ca) {30884}{30933}(sn�ffs) {31078}{31132}Got a handkerchief? {31193}{31242}- Use this.|- OK. {31577}{31656}- Reenie, how old are you?|- 17. {31659}{31697}- 13?|- 15. {31700}{31757}- 15 going on 14.|- OK. {31760}{31827}Well, what do you want? I mean, Jesus... {31830}{31948}I'm a teenybopper. I already made it with|Dick Bogardus of Raspberry Wristwatch. {31951}{31995}This is his shirt. {31998}{32130}And Jack Hennessy of the Unreal. And the|drummer of the Democratic Convention. {32133}{32232}And The Wanderer, and...|lots of other big guys. {32235}{32321}With concerts,|and record deals, and everything. {32324}{32378}And... (sn�ffs) {32381}{32467}I'd like... well... you know... with you. {32509}{32589}Cos you'll probably get to be an album. {32818}{32860}Here. {32886}{32944}Keep this as a souvenir. {32994}{33047}Same as if we made it. {33093}{33171}I just don't wanna catch your cold. {33406}{33503}#...was Abdul Abulbul Amir {33506}{33590}# There are heroes aplenty|and well known to fame {33593}{33664}# Who fought in the ranks of the Tsar {33716}{33893}# But the greatest in fame was a man|by the name of Ivan Skavinsky Skavar {33896}{34016}We'll get all this stuff in here, then|we'll lay something beautiful across it. {34020}{34201}# He could imitate Irving, play poker|or pool, and strum on a Spanish guitar {34203}{34324}# In fact, quite the cream|of the Muscovite team {34327}{34382}- Is that for me?|- Of course it is. {34385}{34402}Beautiful! {34405}{34506}# Was Ivan Skavinsky Skavar {34509}{34611}Say but I'm glad all you sinners|have come to this church {34614}{34691}to get your corrupt souls saved! {34694}{34728}- Yeah.|- Yeah. {34731}{34816}But have you put away|the knowledge of the flesh? {34819}{34899}- No!|- Then get aboard this great soul ship, {34902}{34997}cos we're goin' straight up outasight|when we make this trip! {35000}{35069}Take it up now, Paulie, take it up. {35215}{35305}# Boil them cabbages down, oh,|turn them hoecakes round {35308}{35365}# The only song I can sing... {35368}{35439}Oh, yeah. It's gonna be beautiful. {35442}{35518}Gotta work the red in there some more. {35640}{35719}We want those rooms real warm. {35781}{35870}# Grandma had a yellow hen,|we set her as you know {35873}{35961}# We set her on three buzzard eggs|and she hatched out one old crow {35988}{36031}Good. {36074}{36135}Yeah, man. Let there be light. {36465}{36491}(ne�ghs) {36494}{36548}It's not that cold, Alice. {36597}{36706}Thought I'd sleep with h�m.|All those kids in our bed. {36823}{36908}Oh, what's wrong with...|what's wrong with here? {37071}{37120}(veh�cle approach�ng) {37239}{37292}- (man) Hey, Ray?|- Oh, Jesus! {37319}{37368}Hey, Ray! {37434}{37496}- OK.|- (ne�gh�ng) {37508}{37562}OK. {37565}{37666}I got a call from the hospital in New York.|Shelly's gettin' out Monday. {37669}{37728}- Somebody oughta go get him.|- How about you? {37731}{37819}- If I don't show up at the garage Monday...|- You gotta get him. {37822}{37907}I know that kid.|He'll be back on the scene. {37910}{37959}- Bellevue?|- Yeah. {39703}{39769}(Arlo's mus�c through speaker) {39959}{40008}(sw�tches off speaker) {40091}{40203}# Your love is sweetest,|I wanna call you right now rag {40229}{40317}# Little baby, oh little sweetheart, {40320}{40411}# Yeah, I wanna ball you right now rag {40588}{40630}Hey, Shelly. How you doin'? {40633}{40685}- Hey, man.|- Hi, Ray. {40732}{40791}Can I talk? {40794}{40890}Oh, yeah. She's cool. She owns the place. {40893}{41010}I just got Shelly out this morning. I'm|gonna take him up to the church for a bit. {41013}{41121}But his landlady locked up his mobiles -|those things he does - the big one. {41124}{41190}He owes a coupla months' rent.|You got some bread? {41193}{41251}- Like eight bucks?|- More like 80. {41254}{41303}(wh�stles) {41349}{41398}Ruth? {41678}{41718}Thanks, man. {41721}{41829}You should make it up soon.|Alice'd like that. We miss you. {41832}{41884}Yeah, I know. I'll be up. {41887}{41936}Peace. {42008}{42062}It's like the old days. {42105}{42214}People drop in,|you give them everything you've got. {42230}{42314}You're not so unusual. We used to do that. {42317}{42396}We used to do that,|all of us in the movement. {42447}{42515}Movements... {42569}{42612}Would you believe it? {42615}{42710}Woody still owes me for a train ticket|out of town I bought him once. {42713}{42771}I believe it. {43061}{43086}Baby... {43272}{43329}Girdles feel funny. {43435}{43494}You don't find me attractive? {43520}{43559}No, I don't. {43562}{43637}I don't find you|much of a performer, either. {43640}{43721}That's cool. You got it out straight. {43749}{43794}And so did I. {43837}{43879}I played out my two weeks, {43882}{43975}took a pa�r of hand-tooled boots|and four square su�ts my mother gave me, {43978}{44049}traded 'em for an ampl�f�er|wh�ch I ampl�f�ed some {44052}{44139}and put down as a down payment|on a red VWM�crobus. {44142}{44257}Got me a Tr�n�ty Rac�ng Assoc�at�on|tr�angle from Ray and stuck �t on the door. {44260}{44385}Now �f I can just get me a couple of|h�t records, I'll be all baled out. {46353}{46402}(veh�cle approach�ng) {46663}{46751}Hey, man. How you doin'?|Where is everybody? {46754}{46845}- Building Alice a restaurant.|- You're puttin' me on. {46848}{46900}Here in the church? {46903}{47019}- No, in Stockbridge, behind the store.|- You all alone? {47022}{47121}- No, Jake's sleeping over there.|- Jake? He's out of the army? {47124}{47172}He's sleeping! {47198}{47249}Hey, Jake. It's me, Arlo. {47252}{47289}- Hey.|- Hey... {47317}{47389}- What's that?|- Just what it looks like. {47630}{47724}Dougie, can I have|the stoves now, please? {48065}{48124}(man) Hey, Ray. How you been? {48180}{48238}Just simmer down. {48241}{48285}(woman mutters) {48288}{48330}OK, OK. {48510}{48578}Hey, Obie! Would you like some coffee? {48626}{48732}Annie, would you get the chief|some coffee, please? {48776}{48822}What do you think? {49564}{49609}Excuse me. {49746}{49817}- Hey, Arlo.|- Hi, Ray. How you doin'? {49898}{49989}- Well?|- Just what I've always wanted. {49992}{50087}- A restaurant?|- No, a friend with a restaurant. {50113}{50169}Well, anytime, baby. {50172}{50232}For our kids, it's on the house.|Right, Ray? {50235}{50315}- You better believe it.|- Pity I'm not heavy on hammer and saw. {50318}{50408}Maybe you could write us|a singing commercial. {50411}{50445}I could do that. {50465}{50609}# You can get anyth�ng you want|at Al�ce's restaurant {50615}{50762}# You can get anyth�ng you want|at Al�ce's restaurant {50765}{50934}# Walk r�ght �n, �t's around the back,|just a half a m�le from the ra�lroad track... {50937}{51016}That's right. Tonight,|Alice Brock opens The Back Room, {51019}{51126}her new restaurant in Stockbridge,|with such gourmet dishes as {51129}{51289}beef bourguignon, costalettas Pojarsky,|spaghetti alla Marciana, and many others. {51292}{51359}All at Alice's Back Room, opening tonight. {51362}{51441}Hey, everybody. Dessert on the house. {51521}{51604}Arlo? You cut it, Arlo. {51626}{51675}Here. You do it, man. {51724}{51789}Yeah, do it, baby. {52062}{52125}Hey. Sloppy Joe, huh? {52214}{52259}Here, baby. Wait. {52277}{52382}- Wait, Shel. I'll come with ya.|- I've... {52436}{52524}Don't crowd him.|He needs to get his head. {52527}{52576}Chief? {52614}{52688}"Eat me"? I suppose so. I'll never tell. {52714}{52748}Get us some plates. {52882}{52966}- I said I had a girl for ya.|- She seems to dig Ray. {52969}{53066}Yeah, she digs Ray a lot.|He's sorta been helping her some. {53094}{53154}Oh, yeah? {53314}{53381}I happen to dig botany. {53407}{53466}I happen to dig music. {53488}{53573}But they didn't know anything about it. {53576}{53665}Maybe you should have|gone to a better school. {53689}{53738}(bell tolls) {53835}{53898}Hey, what's that all about? {53901}{53972}It's an ancient custom of the manor. {53975}{54076}The lord and lady ring the bell|after they make it. {54092}{54141}Got ya. {54257}{54342}Well, are you gonna make your move,|or aren't ya? {54345}{54404}Yeah, I could do that. {54473}{54514}(she g�ggles) {55654}{55805}(commentator)... head�ng down|the back stretch, go�ng to the far turn... {55858}{55974}Number 376, Br�an Parker.|Here he comes over the jump. {56800}{56823}Go, Ray! {57484}{57580}Br�an's taken over the lead, and he's clear. {57583}{57647}661's taken over second place. {58492}{58578}Don't you think he's won enough|for one race? {58581}{58677}Sure was weird the way you hit|that puddle, Ray. Good pull-out. {58680}{58734}Get your hand off the bike. {58737}{58794}Hey, Ray. Ray! {59028}{59159}Ladies and gentlemen, I thought you'd like|to know we're awarding all trophies today {59162}{59268}in honour of all the boys|over in Vietnam and other foreign places {59271}{59365}who are defending|this great country of ours, {59454}{59539}and in honour of the many fine riders|who raced on this track {59542}{59699}out there in the jungle in the forefront of|the free world's fight against communism. {59702}{59786}- Hey, what's happened here?|- Let's get outta here. {59789}{59928}We can't leave now, while they're|out there helpin' out the free world. {61133}{61176}Boo. {61179}{61254}Did you think I was out here shootin' up? {61345}{61464}I'm gettin' Ray's bike back together|for the race Sunday. {61590}{61659}- Do you still want to?|- Want to what? {61702}{61756}Shoot up. {61790}{61844}That's over, Alice. {61888}{61942}It's over. {62047}{62111}I'll never go back on it. {62114}{62163}Never. {63973}{64022}(s�ng�ng) {64156}{64251}Hey, Shelly. Come on.|We're goin' to the quarry. {64254}{64387}- Ray, get me somethin' to eat, will ya?|- Hey, Alice. Come on outta there. {64390}{64428}Yeah. {64630}{64680}It's gonna look good up there. {64683}{64777}- Come on. I'm takin' you swimming.|- With all these people for lunch? {64780}{64855}Let 'em go into the kitchen|and help themselves. {64858}{64912}I'm not running a cafeteria! {64915}{65009}That damn girl didn't show up today|and I have to do it all myself. {65012}{65111}Hey, you're letting this place|eat you up, baby. {65177}{65273}- Come on, Shel.|- Maybe I should stay and wash dishes. {65276}{65373}- Aw, can't he go for a little swim, huh?|- Why ask me? {65376}{65430}You wanna go swimmin', go swimmin'. {65433}{65500}Go on, get outta here. Both of ya. {65503}{65537}Go on! Out! {65540}{65595}Oh, yeah. Yeah. {65598}{65642}Yeah, we're gone. {65709}{65803}- Hey, what happened to my food?|- (Ray) 86 on the food. {65806}{65935}It's too cold to go swimming.|Why don't we go back to the church? {66447}{66560}- Hey, he'll come through OK.|- I don't know. Maybe this is it. {66563}{66642}She wouldn't have called|if it wasn't serious. {66645}{66705}Maybe we should come with ya. {66708}{66756}No, thanks. {66816}{66869}What is it? Like, cancer? {66886}{66938}Huntington's chorea. {66974}{67015}Oh, a war wound, huh? {67018}{67079}It's not that kind of Korea, it's... {67082}{67193}Huntington's disease.|Attacks... attacks the nervous system. {67196}{67260}- There's no cure for it.|- How d'you get it? {67263}{67344}- Karin, for God's sake!|- It's hereditary. {67347}{67409}- Why don't you get lost?!|- Hey, hey. Easy. {67699}{67785}Now don't you worry about that. {68025}{68078}Stay cool, man. {68081}{68130}Stay cool. {68194}{68283}# Out of your dust bowl|westward we rolled {68286}{68417}# And your deserts were hot|and your mountains were cold {68550}{68651}# I've worked in your orchards|of peaches and prunes {68683}{68811}# Slept on the ground|'neath the light of the moon {68814}{68843}How's he doin'? {68846}{68937}He was gettin' worse,|but now he seems fine again. {68940}{69009}We just don't know what to expect. {69012}{69061}Or when. {69222}{69336}# California, Arizona, I make all your crops {69372}{69493}# Then it's up north to Oregon|to gather your hops {69519}{69659}# Dig the beets from your ground,|cut the grapes from your vine {69662}{69771}# To put on your table|that light sparkling wine {69924}{70037}# It's always we ramble, that river and I {70075}{70193}# All along your green valley|I'll live till I die {70248}{70345}# My land I'll defend with my life if it be {70348}{70519}# For my pastures of plenty|must always be free {70861}{70995}- Pete, the car. Play the one about the car.|- Break out the guitar. {71026}{71127}Don't know if it's right in tune. Try it. {71188}{71234}# Let's go riding in the car, car {71243}{71292}# Let's go riding in the car, car {71298}{71351}# Let's go riding in the car, car {71354}{71408}# Let's go riding in the car {71610}{71662}# I'm a-gonna let you blow the horn {71668}{71720}# I'm a-gonna let you blow the horn {71723}{71819}# Oo-ra, oo-ra, oo-ra,|let's go riding in the car {71830}{71877}# Let's go riding in the car, car {71883}{71929}# Let's go riding in the car, car {71935}{71985}# Let's go riding in the car, car {71988}{72043}# Let's go riding in the car {72515}{72584}Hey, cut it! She just seasoned it. {72635}{72693}Try it now, Fran�ois. {72847}{72907}OK, clowns. Get out of this kitchen. {72910}{72972}- Another taste?|- It took the roof off my mouth. {72975}{73071}- You been screwin' round with my chilli?|- Screwin' around? {73086}{73179}No, madam, I perfected it|with just that pinch of spice required {73182}{73292}to bring tears of ecstasy|to this gourmet's eyes. {73295}{73406}- Cut it out! Stop it!|- Is that not so, Fran�ois? Huh? {73445}{73520}I don't know what you two got goin',|but I don't need it! {73523}{73618}- We're only horsin' around.|- I've had it with you two-buck tourists! {73621}{73711}And you crummy tied-up townies!|I've had it! {73714}{73869}And I'll tell you something.|Startin' right now, I'm on vacation! {73982}{74056}Hey! What are you doin' in New York? {74165}{74223}Crazy ladies. {74249}{74298}Now you got one more. {74429}{74492}I was headed up to the church. {74518}{74559}Go. {74593}{74652}Hey, what's the matter? {74910}{74996}I guess I'm the bitch|who had too many pups. {75060}{75131}I couldn't take 'em all milking me. {75280}{75366}You got... you got anything to smoke? {76073}{76123}You want to? {77122}{77176}(# "Al�ce's Restaurant") {77900}{77949}(bang�ng on door) {78151}{78200}- Who?|- Me! {78490}{78539}- Hey!|- Hey, Arlo. {78542}{78605}- Look what I found.|- Roger! {78622}{78687}- You look great.|- So do you. {78690}{78767}I was scared maybe|those cops out there busted you up. {78770}{78834}- Yeah, they beat on me some.|- Roger? {78854}{78946}Hey, baby! You didn't even|let us know where you were. {78949}{79033}- Is that any way to be, huh?|- I had no time. {79088}{79152}- Hello, Alice.|- Hello, Ray. {79391}{79511}I looked everywhere for you. Then|we heard Arlo was borrowin' this pad. {79514}{79626}Bingo's in Rome on some kinda|foundation bread. I dunno. {79835}{79951}- You've been here since you left?|- No. I've been hangin' out some. {80003}{80064}I got here last night. {80086}{80220}Chasin' around after you, I ran into|all sorts of people we used to know. {80258}{80358}I invited them up to the church|for Thanksgiving. {80361}{80451}- Oh, no.|- And Roger's bein' back... {80454}{80543}- No, Ray. You're puttin' me on.|- Just a few kids. {80583}{80637}For Thanksgiving. {80758}{80825}Hey, Alice? {80908}{80963}It won't be like before. {80989}{81038}I promise. {81224}{81251}OK. {81345}{81448}Hey, Arlo, what happened|when you saw Woody? How is he? {81451}{81502}The same. {81505}{81554}Worse. {81612}{81709}Well, you'll make it up|for Thanksgiving, won't ya? {81727}{81793}Oh, yeah. We'll be there. {82035}{82105}Careful. That's got all the gravy in it. {82108}{82178}What'd I tell you, man?|Al�ce �s a groovy cook. {82238}{82351}We all got up there|on anyth�ng that moved. {82607}{82680}I guess Ray d�dn't �nv�te|so few k�ds after all. {82836}{82910}Hi, Obie! Happy Thanksgiving! {82938}{82994}- I need water.|- That thing is air-cooled. {82997}{83051}Yeah, but he ain't. {83054}{83200}I was br�ng�n' Ray and Al�ce|a small present for Thanksg�v�ng. {84051}{84118}You scared the hell out of my baby. {84208}{84267}- Hey, Ray, what'd you win?|- Me? Nothin'. {84270}{84327}Shel's our best rider. {84393}{84488}- You can ride him to Canada.|- Was wondering how to get my ass there. {84491}{84569}- Hey, Alice. I've brought you a present.|- Hi. {84593}{84636}Hey, he's outasight. {84639}{84688}(fanfare) {84719}{84758}Gather! {84815}{84870}This is just too much. {84873}{84966}Oh, it's beautiful! Thank you so much. {84969}{85027}He's wonderful.|Isn't he great? {85053}{85092}Mm. {85132}{85241}- I made the turkey, she made the platter.|- I wonder who made her. {85244}{85324}No one I know about.|You wouldn't do bad to try. {85327}{85394}- Hey, Ray. How about grace?|- Yeah, grace. {85425}{85527}Grace be to Alice,|for comin' home to cook this feast. {85530}{85584}Yeah! {85587}{85732}Grace be to us for bein' here to dig it,|because we're beautiful! {85735}{85761}Yeah! {85764}{85856}Now we're doin' it! We got what we need! {85859}{85889}Yeah! {85892}{85966}- What more do we want?|- Nothing! {85969}{86043}Pastures of plenty! Come on, dig in! {86426}{86534}# Amazing grace {86554}{86664}# How sweet the sound {86687}{86926}# That saved a wretch like me {86945}{87208}# I once was lost, but now I'm found {87211}{87464}# Was blind, but now I see {87467}{87726}# When we've been there|ten thousand years {87729}{87986}# Bright shining as the sun {87989}{88246}# We've no less days to sing God's praise {88249}{88470}# Than when we've first begun {88489}{88622}# Amazing grace {88625}{88756}# How sweet the sound {88759}{89004}# That saved a wretch like me {89026}{89286}# I once was lost, but now I'm found {89300}{89545}# Was blind, but now I see {89565}{89622}Had a d�nner that couldn't be beat, {89625}{89688}and ended up|w�th an amaz�ng p�le of garbage. {89691}{89759}And we dec�ded|�t would be a fr�endly gesture {89762}{89871}for us to take the garbage|down to the town dump. {89961}{90083}So we took the half a ton of garbage and|put �t �n the back of a red VWM�crobus, {90086}{90217}took shovels and rakes|and other �mplements of destruct�on, {90232}{90312}and we headed off toward the town dump. {90315}{90364}(bell tolls) {90670}{90725}But when we got to the town dump... {90837}{90967}We had never heard of a dump|closed on Thanksg�v�ng before. {90970}{91100}And w�th tears �n our eyes, we drove off to|look for another place to put the garbage. {91117}{91192}We d�dn't f�nd one|unt�l we came to a s�de road, {91195}{91302}and off on the s�de of the s�de road|was a 15-foot cl�ff. {91305}{91357}At the bottom was|another p�le of garbage, {91360}{91502}and we dec�ded that one b�g p�le|was better than two l�ttle ones. {91505}{91629}Rather than br�ng that one up,|we dec�ded to throw ours down. {91665}{91707}That's what we d�d. {91967}{92041}And then we drove off �nto the sunset. {92615}{92717}Sure was nice of you to cook|that delicious Thanksgiving feastie. {92720}{92801}It was sure was nice of you|to dump all that garbage. {92804}{92890}- You're both nice, but what's for dinner?|- Oh, you... {92989}{93040}(phone r�ngs) {93043}{93087}Hello? {93113}{93167}Yeah, just a minute. {93221}{93280}- Who is it?|- Officer Obie. {93340}{93367}Hello. {93370}{93452}We found your name on an envelope|under half a ton of garbage. {93455}{93521}Do you have any �nformat�on about �t? {93524}{93677}Yes, sir, Officer Obie. I cannot tell a lie.|I put that envelope under that garbage. {93707}{93770}- Yeah?|- Yeah. {93830}{93884}Yeah. {93926}{94043}After speak�ng to Ob�e|for about 45 m�nutes on the telephone, {94046}{94137}we f�nally arr�ved|at the truth of the matter. {94140}{94176}Yup. All right. {94191}{94265}He sa�d we had to go down|and p�ck up the garbage, {94268}{94409}and also had to go down and speak to h�m|at the pol�ce off�cer stat�on. {94520}{94639}Now, fr�ends, there was only one or|two th�ngs Off�cer Ob�e could have done. {94642}{94742}Maybe he'll give us a medal|for being so brave and honest. {94745}{94840}I think he'll probably just|bawl us out or somethin'. {94843}{94936}But at the pol�ce off�cer stat�on,|there was a th�rd poss�b�l�ty {94939}{94997}that we hadn't even counted upon. {95020}{95087}You're both under arrest. {95090}{95181}Wait. We can't pick up the garbage|with these handcuffs on. {95184}{95247}Shut up and get in|the back of the patrol car. {95250}{95395}So we sat �n the back of the patrol car|and drove to the "scene of the cr�me". {95398}{95493}Let me tell you about Stockbr�dge,|Massachusetts, where th�s happened. {95496}{95625}They got three "Stop" s�gns,|two pol�ce off�cers, and one pol�ce car. {95628}{95751}But at the scene of the cr�me there was|f�ve pol�ce off�cers and three pol�ce cars, {95754}{95832}be�n' the b�ggest cr�me|of the last 50 years, {95835}{95921}and everybody wanted to get �n|the newspaper story about �t. {95924}{95991}And they was us�n'|all k�nds of cop equ�pment {95994}{96061}they had hang�n' around|the pol�ce off�cer stat�on. {96064}{96181}They was tak�n' plaster tyre tracks,|footpr�nts, dog smell�n' pr�nts, {96184}{96278}and they took 27 e�ght-by-ten|coloured glossy photographs {96281}{96380}w�th c�rcles and arrows|and a paragraph on the back of each one {96383}{96472}expla�n�n' what each one was,|to be used as ev�dence aga�nst us. {96475}{96605}P�ctures of the approach, the getaway, the|southwest corner, the northwest corner. {96608}{96705}And that's not to ment�on|the aer�al photography. {96749}{96800}(howls) {96925}{96961}Alice! {96964}{97013}- Save us!|- To the rescue! {97016}{97110}Hey, now wait a minute.|Hold it! Hold it, Obie! {97172}{97218}I said hold it. Where the hell? {97221}{97278}- Let go of my arm.|- Take off those handcuffs. {97281}{97353}- You're interfering in my civic duty.|- You meathead. {97356}{97410}Haven't you played cop enough for today? {97413}{97500}This side is reserved for|officers of the law and criminals. {97503}{97577}- You pig-eyed idiot!|- I've had enough garbage today. {97580}{97664}- Yours and theirs!|- Stupid bastard! Cradle-hopper! {97667}{97742}- Turkey-raper!|- Badmouthing me won't get them off. {97745}{97794}- Just pay the bail!|- Bail?! {97797}{97841}Yes, bail. {98011}{98098}I want your wallets and your belts.|Put everything on the desk. {98101}{98177}I understand you wanting our wallets|so we can't spend money, {98180}{98233}but what do you want our belts for? {98236}{98300}Kid, we don't want any hangin'. {98388}{98452}Do you think|we'd hang ourselves for litterin'? {98662}{98757}What do you want now, Obie? Our teeth? {99127}{99230}Ob�e sa�d he was mak�n' sure|and, fr�ends, Ob�e was. {99233}{99335}He took the to�let seat so we couldn't|h�t ourselves on the head and drown, {99338}{99422}and he took the to�let paper|so we couldn't bend the bars, {99425}{99569}roll the paper out the w�ndow, sl�de down|and have an escape and get away. {99572}{99618}Ob�e was mak�n' sure. {99621}{99677}Hey, when do we get|our bread and water? {99680}{99713}Shut up, kid. {100017}{100105}I got the bail release. Let 'em out. {100236}{100285}(mouths) {100566}{100615}Come to mama, baby. {100671}{100740}You may bring the bags out now. {100772}{100821}(cheer�ng) {100960}{101016}- We're free!|- Hey, man. {101019}{101083}We want a little respect for law and order. {101086}{101165}An injustice! {101168}{101266}You're the only one I dreamed of|the whole time I was in. {101934}{102040}- Come on, man.|- No. I can't stand the smell of cop toilets. {102111}{102239}- Hell, I'll wait out here with ya.|- Will you just leave me alone? {102258}{102306}OK. {102309}{102359}OK... baby. {102447}{102540}Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye.|All persons having anything to do {102543}{102660}before the honourable justice|of the district court, James E Hannon, {102663}{102748}now sitting at Lee,|within and for the county of Berkshire, {102751}{102838}draw near, give your attendance,|and you shall be heard. {102841}{102937}God save the Commonwealth|of Massachusetts. {102968}{103019}(clerk) You may be seated. {103022}{103151}Roger Crowther and Arlo Guthrie,|you will stand and face the court. {103154}{103239}You are charged|with illegal disposal of garbage. {103242}{103319}- How do you plead?|- We cannot tell a lie. {103322}{103383}Your Honour, we're guilty. {103386}{103469}I sentence each of you|to pay a fine of 25 dollars, {103472}{103547}and you will remove the garbage. {103586}{103726}And Ob�e looked at the see�ng-eye dog,|then at the coloured glossy photographs {103729}{103850}w�th c�rcles and arrows and a paragraph|on the back, and began to cry, {103853}{103970}cos he came to the real�sat�on that �t was|a typ�cal case of Amer�can bl�nd just�ce, {103973}{104063}and there wasn't noth�n'|he could do about �t. {104094}{104224}Now that we've paid our debt to society,|what do we do with the evidence? {104227}{104304}I don't give a damn, long as|you don't dump it around here. {104307}{104388}I'm gonna escort you to the town line.|Now, get goin'. {104391}{104475}- Gotta pick up my chick.|- That figures. {104758}{104864}Hey, come on. I'm gettin' rid out of town,|and I told 'em I had to pick up my girl. {104867}{104948}- Am I your girl?|- I guess you'd better be. {105038}{105101}(speaks Japanese) {105220}{105296}- What'd he say?|- He said he'd glaze my pot. {105299}{105333}That's what I thought. {105356}{105429}With all this garbage?|Why can't we take it to the town dump? {105432}{105522}I told you, he's ridin' us outta town. {105525}{105635}- Sure does look that way.|- Where can we dump it, then? {105709}{105737}I think I know. {106553}{106683}New York's a n�ce place to v�s�t,|but I wouldn't wanna... {107370}{107419}(sh�p's hooter) {107474}{107528}(# Hawa��an gu�tar) {108347}{108401}OK to come up? {108446}{108475}Sure. {108618}{108737}Looks like this letter's|been followin' you around some. {108921}{108974}- What day is today?|- The 8th. {109028}{109132}- Then my army physical is tomorrow.|- Tomorrow? {109158}{109215}It's 8am, Whitehall Street. {109218}{109304}You just might be selected|to defend our country. {109307}{109339}Yeah. {109387}{109436}That's weird. (laughs) {110068}{110162}They'll never take|anyone as crazy as you. {110410}{110508}They got a bu�ld�ng �n New York called|Wh�tehall Street where you get �njected, {110511}{110605}�nspected, detected,|�nfected, neglected and selected. {110608}{110697}Hey, kid. Where's your papers|we sent you through the mail? {110700}{110795}- Didn't say anything on it to bring it.|- All right. What's your name? {110798}{110941}And I proceeded on down the hall, gett�n'|more �nject�ons, �nspect�ons, �nfect�ons, {110944}{111038}neglect�ons and all k�nds of stuff|they were do�n' to me there, {111041}{111137}and I was there for two hours,|three hours, four hours... {111140}{111236}I was there a long t�me go�n' through|all k�nds of mean, nasty th�ngs {111239}{111375}and hav�n' a tough t�me, and they was|�nspect�n', �nject�n' every part of me. {111378}{111435}And they was leav�n' no parts untouched. {111438}{111496}Turn your head and cough. {111522}{111578}Turn your head and cough. {111612}{111663}Turn your head and cough. {111689}{111743}Turn your hat and cough. {111780}{111824}Turn your head and cough. {112283}{112343}- That ain't enough.|- It's all I had. {112346}{112414}- Ain't enough. Do some more.|- But... {112417}{112483}That's an order. {112633}{112694}Hey, anybody got any to spare? {112769}{112865}And I proceeded on through and|f�nally came to see the very last man. {112868}{112947}I walked �n, sa�d "What do you|want to see me about?" He sa�d: {112950}{112984}See the shrink. {113389}{113417}Come in, my boy. {113420}{113523}I went up there, I sa�d|"Shr�nk, I wanna k�ll. I wanna k�ll." {113526}{113647}"I wanna see blood and gore and guts,|ve�ns �n my teeth, eat dead burnt bod�es. " {113650}{113736}And I started jump�n' up and down|yell�n' "K�ll! K�ll!" {113739}{113825}And he started jump�n' up and down|w�th me, and we was both yell�n': {113828}{113877}Kill! Kill! Kill! {113957}{114029}You're our boy! Right this way. {114032}{114127}We only got one question:|have you ever been arrested? {114130}{114230}And I proceeded to tell h�m the story|of the Al�ce's Restaurant Massacree, {114233}{114372}w�th full orchestrat�on, f�ve-part harmony,|stuff l�ke that, other phenomena. {114375}{114416}He stopped me. He sa�d: {114419}{114476}Kid, have you ever been in court? {114479}{114599}And I proceeded to tell h�m the story|of the 27 e�ght-by-ten glossy p�ctures {114602}{114719}w�th c�rcles and arrows and a paragraph|expla�n�ng what each one meant. {114722}{114756}He stopped me aga�n. He sa�d: {114759}{114908}Kid, I want you to go in there and sit|down on the bench that says "Group W". {115246}{115360}And I walked... walked over|to the bench there, and there's... {115363}{115505}Group W �s where they put you �f you may|not be moral enough to jo�n the army {115508}{115571}after comm�tt�n' your spec�al cr�me. {115574}{115693}And there was all k�nds of mean, nasty,|ugly-look�n' people on the bench there. {115696}{115770}There was mother-rapers, {115800}{115848}father-stabbers, {115851}{115893}father-rapers... {115896}{116016}Father-rapers, s�tt�n' on the bench|next to me, and they was mean and ugly {116019}{116112}and horr�ble and cr�me-f�ght�n' guys|s�tt�n' there next to me. {116115}{116219}And the meanest, ugl�est,|nast�est father-raper of them all, {116222}{116345}I mean, he was mean and nasty|and ugly and horr�ble, and he sa�d: {116348}{116398}- What'd you get?|- Nothin'. {116401}{116481}I had to pay 50 dollars|and pick up the garbage. {116484}{116560}- What were you arrested for, kid?|- Uh... {116586}{116638}Litterin'. {116641}{116705}And creatin' a nuisance. {116808}{116874}- How long you been out?|- A few hours. {116911}{116989}We had a great t�me on the bench|talk�n' about cr�me, {116992}{117116}mother-stabb�n', father-rap�n',|all k�nds of groovy stuff, unt�l... {117119}{117178}Ten-shun! {117340}{117401}(gabbles) {117654}{117759}I want you writing it down with these|pencils and paper I'm gonna give you. {117762}{117915}Pass these forms out. Here's the pencil.|When you finish, hand 'em back to me. {117918}{118035}And he talked for 45 m�nutes, and|nobody understood a word that he sa�d. {118038}{118158}But we had fun f�ll�n' out the forms|and play�n' w�th the penc�ls, {118161}{118265}and I turned over the p�ece of paper,|and there on the other s�de... {118294}{118336}read the follow�n' words: {118339}{118417}Kid, have you rehabilitated yourself? {118436}{118543}Sergeant, you've got a lotta goddamn gall|to ask if I've rehabilitated myself. {118546}{118640}I mean... I mean,|I'm sittin' here on the Group W bench {118643}{118718}cos you wanna know|if I'm moral enough to join the army, {118721}{118814}burn women, kids, houses|and villages after bein' a litterbug! {118817}{118969}Kid, we don't like your kind! We're gonna|send your fingerprints off to Washington! {119095}{119216}- (Roger) Hey, what happened?|- I'm free, man! I'm free! {119219}{119345}- Let's get up to the church.|- Sorry, man, I gotta go see Woody. {119599}{119695}I don't know what I'd have done|if they'd taken me. {119698}{119814}Maybe... maybe I wouldn't have|had the guts to go to jail. {119991}{120033}Yeah. {120036}{120089}I could have done that. {120222}{120268}It's weird. {120354}{120442}Good things in my life always seem to... {120445}{120531}come out of not doin'|what I don't wanna do. {120697}{120824}Now that they're not after me|to do what I don't wanna do, {120850}{120908}what do I wanna do? {121152}{121329}It may take me some hard travellin'|to find that out for my own self. {121768}{121829}(Ray) I don't know. {121832}{121889}I don't know. {121919}{121976}Had everything we had. {121979}{122050}Look at him. He rides like a bird. {122210}{122294}Gave him everything he wanted,|everything I had. {122297}{122390}He's got goddamn heaven here.|What more does he want? {122551}{122624}- Arlo?|- Hey, what's happenin'? {122744}{122802}(Ray) Hey, Alice. Watch it. {122839}{122888}Alice, watch it! {123001}{123063}Alice, get out of the picture! {123184}{123283}Bitch, what the hell|do you think you're doin'? {123410}{123473}- Shut that damn thing off!|- Leave it on! {123510}{123549}Yahoo! {123573}{123665}Hey, look at those!|You ever see anything like those? {123668}{123711}A great artist made those. {123714}{123758}I'm the great artist. {123793}{123854}Greatest... I'm the greatest... {123888}{123988}artist in the whole... world. {124049}{124150}How can you son of a bitches|treat a great artist this way, huh? {124153}{124183}Wanna get the cuffs off? {124186}{124277}If he busts up the town again, I'll bust him.|I got the whole book on him - {124280}{124420}possession, pushing, the whole rap -|so keep him down here where he belongs. {124468}{124583}(laughs) I put my nut act on for Obie|when he stopped the car. {124606}{124681}I made him forget all about lockin' me up. {124709}{124773}I knew they'd bring me back here. {124819}{124864}Alice, can I have a Coke? {124892}{124941}Where'd you get it? {125000}{125052}- Get what?|- The big fix you're flyin' on. {125055}{125115}- Where'd you get it?!|- I'm off, remember? {125179}{125234}Absolutely off. {125283}{125356}Absolutely off. I kicked it. I beat it. {125359}{125429}Please. Please, baby, don't get back on. {125432}{125530}- Alice, I swear, I'm not on.|- My God, Shelly! {125582}{125653}I had... I had two stiff vodkas. {125656}{125725}We found your spike, Shel. Yeah. {125728}{125781}- And your cooker.|- That's not mine. {125844}{125909}You promised. You promised! {125994}{126045}You promised, Shel. {126071}{126123}You promised. {126149}{126203}You promised! {126249}{126340}Yeah, a lot of promises|have been made around here. {126381}{126474}- (Ray) Where's the rest of it?|- It's all I had. {126477}{126596}- Goddammit! Where d'you keep it? Huh?|- (Al�ce) No, Ray! {126599}{126647}Ray, no! Don't! {126650}{126756}Shelly, I'm gonna ask you one more time.|Where do you keep it? {126791}{126840}Huh?! {126936}{126994}Yeah. {127067}{127163}You'll get this whole church busted|bringin' this junk in here! {127166}{127214}It's not junk! It's not junk! {127269}{127349}- Ray! Cut it out! You're hurting him!|- It might help him. {127352}{127453}One big muscle, that's all you are!|One big muscle! {127456}{127538}- He needs taking care of!|- So do you! {127568}{127650}- Cool it.|- You wanna cool it, buddy. {127653}{127773}- Where the hell are we, anyway?|- I'm in my church. Where are you? {127776}{127844}- If you read it like that.|- That's the way I read it. {127847}{127895}(motorcycle revv�ng) {128031}{128088}Shelly! Shelly! {130594}{130666}Hey, there's Roger and your bus. {131584}{131736}- Hi, Arlo. How was Woody at the end?|- I don't know. I wasn't around. {131739}{131842}- Not now.|- I can't tell you how sorry we all are. {131845}{131907}No, not now. Please, not now. {131910}{132042}I'm sorry I didn't make it, Mother.|I guess I shoulda hung around. {132045}{132136}That's all right, baby.|You couldn't have known. {132162}{132211}Surprised me, too. {132456}{132518}- 15 years...|- Marjorie? {132521}{132586}All his friends wanna know.|When's the funeral? {132589}{132645}There's not going to be one. {132730}{132819}Woody didn't want a funeral. No funeral. {132859}{132992}When we're all together, we'll take|his ashes out to Coney Island. {133107}{133195}Here I'd m�ssed see�n' Woody|one more t�me, {133198}{133277}and Shelly was bur�ed|before I ever made �t back up there. {133280}{133378}# Through the windless wells of wonder {133381}{133477}# By the throbbing light machine {133480}{133730}# In a tea-leaf trance|or under orders from the king and queen {133733}{133918}# Songs to aging children come {133921}{134113}# Aging children, I am one {134116}{134207}# People hurry by so quickly {134210}{134312}# Don't they hear the melodies {134315}{134411}# In the whining and the clicking {134414}{134567}# And the laughing harmonies? {134570}{134742}# Songs to aging children come {134768}{134951}# Aging children, I am one {135063}{135156}# Some come dark and strange like dying {135159}{135257}# Crows and ravens whistling {135268}{135367}# Lines of weeping, strings of crying {135370}{135522}# So much said in listening {135536}{135713}# Songs to aging children come {135737}{135930}# Aging children, I am one {135933}{136031}# Does the moon play only silver {136034}{136129}# When it strums the galaxies? {136132}{136392}# Dying roses, will they will|their perfumed rhapsodies to me? {136395}{136585}# Songs to aging children come {136714}{136878}# This is one {138329}{138384}Maybe I pushed him. {138422}{138531}Maybe me leaning on him like that|pushed him into overdose. {138671}{138801}It's sorta sad to think of him|ridin' all the way down there alone, {138804}{138865}rentin' that flophouse room. {139173}{139266}I guess maybe our beauty|wasn't comin' through. {139300}{139387}Maybe we haven't been so beautiful lately. {139553}{139640}Nothin' to stop us from startin' out fresh. {139824}{139893}Maybe we could get married again. {139998}{140065}A real weddin'. {140117}{140263}Not like our two-minute special|down there at the courthouse. {140266}{140403}A real weddin',|with lots of singin' and flowers. {140465}{140516}A real church weddin'. {140646}{140695}We've got a church. {141146}{141195}All that smoke. {141314}{141369}Dark colours. {141561}{141625}Sort of sets you adrift. {141670}{141760}Lets you know your life is goin' by. {141806}{141877}All of a sudden I... {141880}{141998}feel in a hurry to find out|what my thing's gonna be. {142047}{142134}Who... and where. {142374}{142421}(# rock gu�tar) {142650}{142784}And Adam said "Wherefore a man|shall leave father and mother {142787}{142867}and shall cleave to his wife, {142870}{142935}and they shall be two in one flesh." {142969}{143085}Alice, do you take this man|to be your lawful lovin' man, {143088}{143178}for bad or for better,|for drunk or for sober, {143181}{143238}for high or for lower, {143241}{143376}for husband and lover, today|and tomorrow, till death do you part? {143405}{143454}I do. {143496}{143616}Ray, do you take this woman|to be your ever-wedded woman, {143619}{143718}for bitchy and giving,|for love and for living, {143721}{143823}in peace and dissension,|in health and affliction, {143826}{143893}today and tomorrow,|till death do you part? {143896}{143920}I do. {143923}{144026}(all) We now pronounce you|man and wife. {144367}{144428}(# rock and roll) {144912}{144960}Hey, more! {145331}{145383}Hey! Come on over here! {146109}{146212}- Oh, wow!|- Take a look at that cake! {147391}{147433}Get back in there, boy! {147436}{147518}So long, everybody!|Come back again soon. Bye-bye. {149012}{149079}- Ray?|- What's with the music, huh? {149082}{149139}We need sound. Hey! {149142}{149200}- Hey, what?|- Ray. {149219}{149302}Here's a toast to the marriage|of Alice and Ray, {149305}{149435}for whom we are here assembled today,|and to reconsecrate the church. {149438}{149549}Oh, yeah. Reconsecrate, huh?|Reconsecrate. Oh, yeah. {149552}{149606}We're really gonna lift it up. {149654}{149747}We're gonna get|a great big old plastic bag, {149750}{149832}and we're gonna fill it up with helium, {149858}{149925}(d�storted) and float right up to heaven! {149928}{149970}(cheer�ng) {149998}{150062}And you're all invited! Yeah! {150117}{150250}And when we're high up in heaven, we'll|throw flowers down to the people below, {150253}{150368}and they're gonna know that|there's some happiness left somewhere! {150371}{150449}We're gonna get higher and higher! {150530}{150604}Yeah, that's where it's at! Up there! {150607}{150675}Up there! That's where it's at! {150678}{150738}That's where it's at! Come on! {150741}{150820}Let's get up there! Up there! Yeah! {150823}{150934}It's up there! It's up there!|It's up there! Yeah! {150937}{150999}(chant�ng) Get it up there! Yeah! {151002}{151062}Come on! Get it up there! Yeah! {151065}{151144}Yeah! Get it up there! Yeah! {151439}{151505}No, no. Don't go.|Don't go. Have some wine. {151508}{151546}Come on, come on. {151549}{151618}There you go, Jimmy boy! {151621}{151684}Alice'll cook us all something to eat. {151763}{151804}Hey, uh... {151854}{151991}I got something to tell you, man.|I've been thinkin' about sellin' the church. {151994}{152073}First you're flyin' it, now you're sellin' it. {152076}{152118}I'm serious. {152121}{152225}I bet we could get enough for it,|what with all the improvements I've put in, {152228}{152326}to get us all a couple of hundred|acres up in Vermont, {152329}{152479}and get us some of that land,|land we can farm, land that'll feed us. {152482}{152615}There ain't enough land around here.|We've gotta have room to stretch out. {152618}{152672}I bet... {152715}{152830}I bet what happened to Shelly|never woulda happened. {152890}{152939}Huh? {153273}{153309}Hey, man! {153334}{153375}Don't be leavin'! {153387}{153483}There ain't no land here!|Just this little patch of lawn. {153486}{153547}What can you grow on that, huh? {153593}{153687}If we had a real place,|everybody could have his own house. {153690}{153794}We could all see each other when|we wanted to, or not see each other, {153797}{153855}but be all there. {153877}{153907}(Ray) Arlo! {153910}{154010}- Arlo, come on. Stay the night.|- See you later, Ray. {154013}{154106}All those kids gone,|who hadn't oughta be gone. {154109}{154225}- And now Shelly dead.|- You know I'll be back, man. Later. {154441}{154500}I wish we had 'em back. {154503}{154593}If we'd had a real place,|we'd all still have been together. {154596}{154660}Without buggin' each other. {154663}{154742}We'd all be... some kinda family. {155265}{155319}(# "Al�ce's Restaurant") {156004}{156145}# You can get anyth�ng you want|at Al�ce's restaurant {156171}{156339}# You can get anyth�ng you want|at Al�ce's restaurant {156342}{156421}# Walk r�ght �n, �t's around the back {156424}{156503}# Just a half a m�le from the ra�lroad track {156506}{156664}# And you can get anyth�ng you want|at Al�ce's restaurant {156680}{156848}# You can get anyth�ng you want|at Al�ce's restaurant, except�ng Al�ce {156851}{157018}# You can get anyth�ng you want|at Al�ce's restaurant {157021}{157099}# Walk r�ght �n, �t's around the back {157102}{157181}# Just a half a m�le from the ra�lroad track {157184}{157350}# And you can get anyth�ng you want|at Al�ce's restaurant {159024}{159098}Visiontext Subtitles: Paul Murray {159132}{159181}ENHOH {159232}{159332} 56243