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{288}{372} Then it got to be one kid.|Two kids, you're never...
{375}{447}- It ain't worth it.|- They have to pay you too much.
{450}{519}I could handle the army|better than I could two kids.
{522}{604} You th�nk you can handle|the army better.
{607}{718}(man #3) The army is|the greatest thing in the world...
{753}{827}- I'm a chicken.|- So am I. I'm a coward.
{830}{902}A devout coward.|I got a degree in cowardice.
{905}{978}I wouldn't kill anybody,|I don't wanna be killed.
{981}{1073}I don't wanna go away.|I dig what I'm doing right now.
{1076}{1222} That's right, man. My heart|keeps murmuring "Don't go, don't go."
{1225}{1386}(man #4) S�tt�n' on the bench, wa�t�n'|on the draft board to get us reg�stered.
{1389}{1545} I saw a thing, some drawings|and stuff, in some magazine.
{1548}{1638}A Vietcong booby trap,|or whatever they call it.
{1641}{1706}Just rapp�n' on each other.
{1709}{1819}You walk over it,|and you fall into these stakes...
{1845}{1944} He was stoned out of his skull.|He used to drink 11 quarts of beer.
{1947}{2022}Then he'd drink bourbon at night.
{2025}{2085}And I heard all k�nds of stor�es.
{2088}{2140}...half an inch of steel.
{2143}{2276}You go on these things, they go right|through your foot like a shish kebab.
{2279}{2337}
{2340}{2455} That ain't what I'm|worried about, it going through.
{2458}{2567} The Germans used to have|a grenade called "the castrator",
{2570}{2660}and when you stepped on it,|it went right up, you know?
{2663}{2733}It's true. I've heard stories.
{2736}{2792}- |-
{2881}{2967}- |- (clerk) Johnson, Harold J.
{3016}{3111}Didn't fill in "Reasons you may|not qualify for military service."
{3114}{3174}- I don't have any reasons.|- OK.
{3177}{3253}Next... Theotocopoulos, George.
{3288}{3417}Didn't answer "Physical characteristics|that may aid in identification."
{3420}{3472}- (clerk) What's that?|- Oh, yeah.
{3475}{3589}(clerk, wr�t�ng) American flag, left forearm.
{3641}{3678}OK.
{3698}{3766}Next, Guthrie, Arlo.
{3769}{3803}OK.
{3884}{3975}For "date of birth",|you put down "Scorpio".
{3978}{4048}- I want the specific date.|- OK.
{4307}{4393}What's this "Huntington's chorea"?
{4396}{4455}Incurable nerve disease.
{4458}{4542}- And you have it.|- Runs in the family.
{4545}{4618}My father has it,|and my grandmother had it.
{4621}{4727}It says "Do you know any reason why|you may not qualify for military service?"
{4730}{4820}- Not your father, not your grandmother.|- I could get it.
{4823}{4875}But you don't have it now.
{4913}{4962}No.
{4965}{5029}"None." You'll hear from us.
{5083}{5119}Peace.
{5152}{5239}Next... Gorowitz, Milton.
{5440}{5496}W�th the draft breath�n' �n my face,
{5499}{5602}I f�gured I'd get me|some of that deferred, preferred,
{5605}{5718}draft-exempted,|US government-�nspected educat�on.
{5852}{5993}So I rode my thumb out �nto the West,|to an �nst�tut�on of h�gher learn�n'.
{5996}{6045}Had a n�ce tr�p.
{6069}{6118}Got �n.
{6217}{6336}T�me passed, and an old fr�end of m�ne|dr�fted �nto that Montana town.
{6339}{6484}He got a warm welcome from|the off�c�al local greet�n' comm�ttee.
{6635}{6695}They must have l�ked h�s face.
{6855}{6981}- Hey, Roger. It's really you!|- Yeah.
{6984}{7042}What's happenin'? Seen Ray and Alice?
{7045}{7106}Yeah, they told me|you were doin' time out here.
{7109}{7182}- What are they up to?|- Buyin' a church!
{7185}{7293}- Oh! Ray turnin' religious?|- They're gonna live in it.
{7296}{7358}Hey, knock it off.
{7361}{7417}Speakin' of which,|can I crash here tonight?
{7420}{7479}Yeah. Oh, yeah.
{7588}{7674}- We'll get you a room in the mornin'.|- I said knock it off!
{7677}{7764}(Arlo) With quieter neighbours.
{7767}{7851}- Good seein' you.|- It's good seeing you.
{8139}{8218}(# "Morn�ng Mood"|from "Peer Gynt Su�te" by Gr�eg)
{8363}{8432}(# class�cal)
{8506}{8565}(# honky-tonk)
{8711}{8777}Stop that! Stop it this instant!
{8780}{8840}For goodness' sake, stop it!
{8879}{8981}Perhaps you'd tell me|who d�d write that folk junk you're playing.
{8984}{9023}I wrote it. Me.
{9026}{9141}In that case, Mr Guthrie,|there's really nothing I can teach you.
{9275}{9319}You are devoid of musical talent!
{9322}{9391}I seem to have th�s hab�t|of attract�ng pra�se.
{9913}{9995}I won't have it. Stop that.|Stop that right at this instant.
{9998}{10036}We paid your rent.
{10039}{10179}I only rented this room to your... friend|because you said you were a student.
{10182}{10274}- I am a student.|- What's that funny smell?
{10296}{10342}What funny smell?
{10345}{10405}- You Arlo Guthrie?|- Get out.
{10408}{10451}Arlo Guthrie?
{10510}{10589}- Got a search warrant?|- Shut up. We'll ask the questions.
{10592}{10686}You guys had better take a nice long leak.
{10704}{10771}Out the door.|This is none of your business.
{10774}{10857}- You know a kid named Roger Crowther?|- Huh?
{10860}{10947}- Kid you were seen talking to yesterday.|- Me?
{10950}{11064}Who else around has such|long curly locks, curly locks?
{11105}{11235}Who's Ray and Alice Brock,|Trinity Church, Housatonic, Mass?
{11267}{11349}Your friend left some things behind.
{11384}{11489}He got into some rough stuff|with a few of our good citizens last night.
{11492}{11572}We had to put him on the bus,|so we thought we'd just drop by
{11575}{11704}and let you know that we're ready|to help you too, anytime you'd like.
{11839}{11888}(# country and western on jukebox)
{12049}{12130}Hey, honey. What happened|to your long-haired girlfriend?
{12133}{12186}I was thinkin' of askin' you two for a date.
{12189}{12307}Don't rile her, Jed. Can't you tell|she just came from the beauty parlour?
{12310}{12427}Nah. They wouldn't leave it|all greasy filthy like that.
{12430}{12478}They'd have teased...
{12777}{12817}Police! The police!
{12852}{12901}(alarm bell)
{13199}{13262}You broke my window! You pay for that!
{13265}{13314}(s�ren)
{13509}{13565}Hippie!
{13658}{13764}Lousy bum! You pay for this,|you hippie perversion!
{13927}{14001}I seem to have th�s hab�t|of gett�n' arrested.
{14004}{14101}Left, left, left, right, left! Forward, march!
{14104}{14233}(man) American education, Mr Guthrie,|has always dedicated itself
{14236}{14383}to the encouragement of an individual's|freedom of thought and expression.
{14386}{14526}But is punching in the window of a local|business establishment an expression...
{14529}{14647}- I did not break that window, sir.|- Someone pushed in that window.
{14650}{14704}Someone, sir,|pushed me out that window.
{14707}{14794}All right. I'll take your word for it this time.
{14797}{14921}But I am forced to put you on|conduct probation for one month, and...
{14924}{15014}Seems l�ke schools have a hab�t|of dropp�ng out around me.
{15017}{15066}(dr�ver sounds horn)
{15986}{16055}(Amer�can football commentary)
{16111}{16171}(man) Oh, children, come on!
{16174}{16263}Let me grow my little power|upon heaven and the more to glory,
{16266}{16353}and pray for me while I stand|in your presence tonight.
{16356}{16435}The Lord will look down|with his great power and rule upon
{16438}{16554}this little weak man|that you're lookin' at. Oh, children!
{16557}{16626}How bad do you wanna go to heaven?
{16629}{16728}And if you want to,|thankfully serve the Lord.
{16731}{16803}That's the whole matter today.|Now listen to me.
{16806}{16901}Like the old writer of old,|a sin to me in my hell.
{16904}{17028}We'll serve the Lord in the best manner|and the way that we know how!
{17031}{17161}Oh, children! When the angel come,|follow your redemption road!
{17164}{17283}How bad do you wanna go to heaven?|How bad do you wanna serve the Lord?
{17286}{17374}How do you want to|thankfully serve the Lord?
{17377}{17522}Oh, children! That scripture that was on|my mind a while ago is coming back now!
{17525}{17559}Oh!
{17562}{17679}He that is in you, that is in the world,|is bigger than he...
{17682}{17766}I'm gonna take those crutches|off your body and your soul!
{17769}{17854}Throw away those crutches!|Come here, baby! Come on! I got ya!
{17857}{17881}Come on! To me!
{17884}{17966}Yeah! Amazing grace!
{17969}{18038}Amazing grace, how sweet the sound.
{18051}{18149}# Amazing grace
{18152}{18237}# How sweet the sound
{18240}{18294}That saved a wretch like me.
{18297}{18426}# That saved a wretch like me
{18429}{18503}I once was lost, but now I'm found.
{18506}{18694}# I once was lost, but now I'm found
{18697}{18757}Was blind, but now I see.
{18760}{18835}# Was blind, but now I see
{18838}{18959}Seems l�ke Woody's road|m�ghta run through here somet�me.
{20723}{20798}What about the army?|You're not in college now.
{20828}{20882}I don't know.
{20939}{21047}I know I just couldn't hang in there|another second, Mother.
{21050}{21131}Will you be staying here awhile?
{21134}{21188}A kid out there...
{21249}{21347}I got his stuff. I'm gonna|take it up to Ray and Alice.
{21594}{21645}See you, Woody.
{21988}{22105}- He's got a lot worse since I saw him.|- Well... let's say no better.
{22446}{22566}(man) Good people, you know already|the reasons for which this building,
{22569}{22669}hitherto consecrated|and separated from all worldly uses,
{22672}{22759}shall be taken down|or appropriated to other purposes.
{22762}{22870}To many of you, this building has become|endeared by many sacred memories,
{22873}{22987}and you will suffer a loss and feel that|something has passed out of your lives.
{22990}{23063}Such persons will be|comforted by the assurance
{23066}{23174}that the presence of God|and the consolation of our holy religion
{23177}{23270}are not tied to any one building.
{23273}{23398}We have caused that the altar|hitherto in this church
{23401}{23541}should be carefully removed|and protected from desecration.
{23567}{23713}(m�n�ster #2) And this fabric accordingly|is hereby for ever secularised,
{23716}{23814}and the sentence aforesaid|is voided and revoked,
{23817}{23897}and this place, hitherto a holy place,
{23900}{23986}and sacred to the preaching|of God's holy word,
{23989}{24055}and the ministration|of his holy sacraments,
{24058}{24170}is hereby pronounced|secular and unconsecrated,
{24173}{24297}and no longer within|our canonical jurisdiction. Amen.
{25035}{25078}- Yours.|- Much obliged.
{25081}{25134}Thank you.
{25137}{25199}- Can we go now?|- No.
{25318}{25363}Let's go.
{25576}{25625}Well...
{25698}{25752}- Look at the glass!|- Yeah.
{25755}{25804}Yeah!
{26020}{26087}- Hey, Arlo!|- Arlo!
{26173}{26228}- (Arlo) How ya doin'?|- All ours!
{26231}{26290}(Al�ce) All beautiful!
{26316}{26350}Whee!
{26400}{26490}A place to be the way|we wanna be! At last!
{26493}{26555}- What more do we need?|- Amazing grace!
{26775}{26832}You haven't changed much.
{26835}{26899}You have. You're gettin' to be all there.
{26937}{27025}I remember when you ran|the library at school.
{27028}{27128}We used to come in|and take the books out just to see ya.
{27131}{27188}Well, I didn't mind.
{27327}{27403}- What's this?|- A card from Roger. He never mailed it.
{27406}{27505}- Says he'll be here around Thanksgiving.|- Hope he's OK.
{27531}{27608}You know, if we'd had|a place like this before,
{27611}{27670}he might not have drifted off.
{27673}{27722}Yeah.
{27748}{27826}You'll be here awhile, won't you?|Just a couple of days.
{27829}{27901}I just thought I'd bring Roger's stuff,|see how you were.
{27904}{28020}I got some soup on the stove|that's gonna be really good.
{28023}{28150}I'd like to, Alice, but I gotta get back to|New York. Play some music. See Woody.
{28153}{28233}- Got a gig?|- No, free stuff mostly.
{28236}{28306}- Gotta start somewhere.|- You get first taste.
{28377}{28400}Mm.
{28403}{28459}- That's home cooking.|- Yeah.
{28500}{28558}# From my hand to the waters
{28561}{28630}# Gone for ever from the land
{28656}{28709}# It will soon add to the sand
{28712}{28770}# I'm goin' home
{28796}{28845}(# harmon�ca)
{29626}{29694}- What's this?|- It's dinner on the house.
{29697}{29823}- What about a cheeseburger?|- Sure, if you wanna pay for it. This is free.
{29826}{29881}Hi, Reenie.
{29884}{29958}- You don't like sweets?|- I like one or two, but...
{29961}{30010}Two's plenty.
{30554}{30608}(# d�scordant harmon�ca)
{30884}{30933}(sn�ffs)
{31078}{31132}Got a handkerchief?
{31193}{31242}- Use this.|- OK.
{31577}{31656}- Reenie, how old are you?|- 17.
{31659}{31697}- 13?|- 15.
{31700}{31757}- 15 going on 14.|- OK.
{31760}{31827}Well, what do you want? I mean, Jesus...
{31830}{31948}I'm a teenybopper. I already made it with|Dick Bogardus of Raspberry Wristwatch.
{31951}{31995}This is his shirt.
{31998}{32130}And Jack Hennessy of the Unreal. And the|drummer of the Democratic Convention.
{32133}{32232}And The Wanderer, and...|lots of other big guys.
{32235}{32321}With concerts,|and record deals, and everything.
{32324}{32378}And... (sn�ffs)
{32381}{32467}I'd like... well... you know... with you.
{32509}{32589}Cos you'll probably get to be an album.
{32818}{32860}Here.
{32886}{32944}Keep this as a souvenir.
{32994}{33047}Same as if we made it.
{33093}{33171}I just don't wanna catch your cold.
{33406}{33503}#...was Abdul Abulbul Amir
{33506}{33590}# There are heroes aplenty|and well known to fame
{33593}{33664}# Who fought in the ranks of the Tsar
{33716}{33893}# But the greatest in fame was a man|by the name of Ivan Skavinsky Skavar
{33896}{34016}We'll get all this stuff in here, then|we'll lay something beautiful across it.
{34020}{34201}# He could imitate Irving, play poker|or pool, and strum on a Spanish guitar
{34203}{34324}# In fact, quite the cream|of the Muscovite team
{34327}{34382}- Is that for me?|- Of course it is.
{34385}{34402}Beautiful!
{34405}{34506}# Was Ivan Skavinsky Skavar
{34509}{34611}Say but I'm glad all you sinners|have come to this church
{34614}{34691}to get your corrupt souls saved!
{34694}{34728}- Yeah.|- Yeah.
{34731}{34816}But have you put away|the knowledge of the flesh?
{34819}{34899}- No!|- Then get aboard this great soul ship,
{34902}{34997}cos we're goin' straight up outasight|when we make this trip!
{35000}{35069}Take it up now, Paulie, take it up.
{35215}{35305}# Boil them cabbages down, oh,|turn them hoecakes round
{35308}{35365}# The only song I can sing...
{35368}{35439}Oh, yeah. It's gonna be beautiful.
{35442}{35518}Gotta work the red in there some more.
{35640}{35719}We want those rooms real warm.
{35781}{35870}# Grandma had a yellow hen,|we set her as you know
{35873}{35961}# We set her on three buzzard eggs|and she hatched out one old crow
{35988}{36031}Good.
{36074}{36135}Yeah, man. Let there be light.
{36465}{36491}(ne�ghs)
{36494}{36548}It's not that cold, Alice.
{36597}{36706}Thought I'd sleep with h�m.|All those kids in our bed.
{36823}{36908}Oh, what's wrong with...|what's wrong with here?
{37071}{37120}(veh�cle approach�ng)
{37239}{37292}- (man) Hey, Ray?|- Oh, Jesus!
{37319}{37368}Hey, Ray!
{37434}{37496}- OK.|- (ne�gh�ng)
{37508}{37562}OK.
{37565}{37666}I got a call from the hospital in New York.|Shelly's gettin' out Monday.
{37669}{37728}- Somebody oughta go get him.|- How about you?
{37731}{37819}- If I don't show up at the garage Monday...|- You gotta get him.
{37822}{37907}I know that kid.|He'll be back on the scene.
{37910}{37959}- Bellevue?|- Yeah.
{39703}{39769}(Arlo's mus�c through speaker)
{39959}{40008}(sw�tches off speaker)
{40091}{40203}# Your love is sweetest,|I wanna call you right now rag
{40229}{40317}# Little baby, oh little sweetheart,
{40320}{40411}# Yeah, I wanna ball you right now rag
{40588}{40630}Hey, Shelly. How you doin'?
{40633}{40685}- Hey, man.|- Hi, Ray.
{40732}{40791}Can I talk?
{40794}{40890}Oh, yeah. She's cool. She owns the place.
{40893}{41010}I just got Shelly out this morning. I'm|gonna take him up to the church for a bit.
{41013}{41121}But his landlady locked up his mobiles -|those things he does - the big one.
{41124}{41190}He owes a coupla months' rent.|You got some bread?
{41193}{41251}- Like eight bucks?|- More like 80.
{41254}{41303}(wh�stles)
{41349}{41398}Ruth?
{41678}{41718}Thanks, man.
{41721}{41829}You should make it up soon.|Alice'd like that. We miss you.
{41832}{41884}Yeah, I know. I'll be up.
{41887}{41936}Peace.
{42008}{42062}It's like the old days.
{42105}{42214}People drop in,|you give them everything you've got.
{42230}{42314}You're not so unusual. We used to do that.
{42317}{42396}We used to do that,|all of us in the movement.
{42447}{42515}Movements...
{42569}{42612}Would you believe it?
{42615}{42710}Woody still owes me for a train ticket|out of town I bought him once.
{42713}{42771}I believe it.
{43061}{43086}Baby...
{43272}{43329}Girdles feel funny.
{43435}{43494}You don't find me attractive?
{43520}{43559}No, I don't.
{43562}{43637}I don't find you|much of a performer, either.
{43640}{43721}That's cool. You got it out straight.
{43749}{43794}And so did I.
{43837}{43879}I played out my two weeks,
{43882}{43975}took a pa�r of hand-tooled boots|and four square su�ts my mother gave me,
{43978}{44049}traded 'em for an ampl�f�er|wh�ch I ampl�f�ed some
{44052}{44139}and put down as a down payment|on a red VWM�crobus.
{44142}{44257}Got me a Tr�n�ty Rac�ng Assoc�at�on|tr�angle from Ray and stuck �t on the door.
{44260}{44385}Now �f I can just get me a couple of|h�t records, I'll be all baled out.
{46353}{46402}(veh�cle approach�ng)
{46663}{46751}Hey, man. How you doin'?|Where is everybody?
{46754}{46845}- Building Alice a restaurant.|- You're puttin' me on.
{46848}{46900}Here in the church?
{46903}{47019}- No, in Stockbridge, behind the store.|- You all alone?
{47022}{47121}- No, Jake's sleeping over there.|- Jake? He's out of the army?
{47124}{47172}He's sleeping!
{47198}{47249}Hey, Jake. It's me, Arlo.
{47252}{47289}- Hey.|- Hey...
{47317}{47389}- What's that?|- Just what it looks like.
{47630}{47724}Dougie, can I have|the stoves now, please?
{48065}{48124}(man) Hey, Ray. How you been?
{48180}{48238}Just simmer down.
{48241}{48285}(woman mutters)
{48288}{48330}OK, OK.
{48510}{48578}Hey, Obie! Would you like some coffee?
{48626}{48732}Annie, would you get the chief|some coffee, please?
{48776}{48822}What do you think?
{49564}{49609}Excuse me.
{49746}{49817}- Hey, Arlo.|- Hi, Ray. How you doin'?
{49898}{49989}- Well?|- Just what I've always wanted.
{49992}{50087}- A restaurant?|- No, a friend with a restaurant.
{50113}{50169}Well, anytime, baby.
{50172}{50232}For our kids, it's on the house.|Right, Ray?
{50235}{50315}- You better believe it.|- Pity I'm not heavy on hammer and saw.
{50318}{50408}Maybe you could write us|a singing commercial.
{50411}{50445}I could do that.
{50465}{50609}# You can get anyth�ng you want|at Al�ce's restaurant
{50615}{50762}# You can get anyth�ng you want|at Al�ce's restaurant
{50765}{50934}# Walk r�ght �n, �t's around the back,|just a half a m�le from the ra�lroad track...
{50937}{51016}That's right. Tonight,|Alice Brock opens The Back Room,
{51019}{51126}her new restaurant in Stockbridge,|with such gourmet dishes as
{51129}{51289}beef bourguignon, costalettas Pojarsky,|spaghetti alla Marciana, and many others.
{51292}{51359}All at Alice's Back Room, opening tonight.
{51362}{51441}Hey, everybody. Dessert on the house.
{51521}{51604}Arlo? You cut it, Arlo.
{51626}{51675}Here. You do it, man.
{51724}{51789}Yeah, do it, baby.
{52062}{52125}Hey. Sloppy Joe, huh?
{52214}{52259}Here, baby. Wait.
{52277}{52382}- Wait, Shel. I'll come with ya.|- I've...
{52436}{52524}Don't crowd him.|He needs to get his head.
{52527}{52576}Chief?
{52614}{52688}"Eat me"? I suppose so. I'll never tell.
{52714}{52748}Get us some plates.
{52882}{52966}- I said I had a girl for ya.|- She seems to dig Ray.
{52969}{53066}Yeah, she digs Ray a lot.|He's sorta been helping her some.
{53094}{53154}Oh, yeah?
{53314}{53381}I happen to dig botany.
{53407}{53466}I happen to dig music.
{53488}{53573}But they didn't know anything about it.
{53576}{53665}Maybe you should have|gone to a better school.
{53689}{53738}(bell tolls)
{53835}{53898}Hey, what's that all about?
{53901}{53972}It's an ancient custom of the manor.
{53975}{54076}The lord and lady ring the bell|after they make it.
{54092}{54141}Got ya.
{54257}{54342}Well, are you gonna make your move,|or aren't ya?
{54345}{54404}Yeah, I could do that.
{54473}{54514}(she g�ggles)
{55654}{55805}(commentator)... head�ng down|the back stretch, go�ng to the far turn...
{55858}{55974}Number 376, Br�an Parker.|Here he comes over the jump.
{56800}{56823}Go, Ray!
{57484}{57580}Br�an's taken over the lead, and he's clear.
{57583}{57647}661's taken over second place.
{58492}{58578}Don't you think he's won enough|for one race?
{58581}{58677}Sure was weird the way you hit|that puddle, Ray. Good pull-out.
{58680}{58734}Get your hand off the bike.
{58737}{58794}Hey, Ray. Ray!
{59028}{59159}Ladies and gentlemen, I thought you'd like|to know we're awarding all trophies today
{59162}{59268}in honour of all the boys|over in Vietnam and other foreign places
{59271}{59365}who are defending|this great country of ours,
{59454}{59539}and in honour of the many fine riders|who raced on this track
{59542}{59699}out there in the jungle in the forefront of|the free world's fight against communism.
{59702}{59786}- Hey, what's happened here?|- Let's get outta here.
{59789}{59928}We can't leave now, while they're|out there helpin' out the free world.
{61133}{61176}Boo.
{61179}{61254}Did you think I was out here shootin' up?
{61345}{61464}I'm gettin' Ray's bike back together|for the race Sunday.
{61590}{61659}- Do you still want to?|- Want to what?
{61702}{61756}Shoot up.
{61790}{61844}That's over, Alice.
{61888}{61942}It's over.
{62047}{62111}I'll never go back on it.
{62114}{62163}Never.
{63973}{64022}(s�ng�ng)
{64156}{64251}Hey, Shelly. Come on.|We're goin' to the quarry.
{64254}{64387}- Ray, get me somethin' to eat, will ya?|- Hey, Alice. Come on outta there.
{64390}{64428}Yeah.
{64630}{64680}It's gonna look good up there.
{64683}{64777}- Come on. I'm takin' you swimming.|- With all these people for lunch?
{64780}{64855}Let 'em go into the kitchen|and help themselves.
{64858}{64912}I'm not running a cafeteria!
{64915}{65009}That damn girl didn't show up today|and I have to do it all myself.
{65012}{65111}Hey, you're letting this place|eat you up, baby.
{65177}{65273}- Come on, Shel.|- Maybe I should stay and wash dishes.
{65276}{65373}- Aw, can't he go for a little swim, huh?|- Why ask me?
{65376}{65430}You wanna go swimmin', go swimmin'.
{65433}{65500}Go on, get outta here. Both of ya.
{65503}{65537}Go on! Out!
{65540}{65595}Oh, yeah. Yeah.
{65598}{65642}Yeah, we're gone.
{65709}{65803}- Hey, what happened to my food?|- (Ray) 86 on the food.
{65806}{65935}It's too cold to go swimming.|Why don't we go back to the church?
{66447}{66560}- Hey, he'll come through OK.|- I don't know. Maybe this is it.
{66563}{66642}She wouldn't have called|if it wasn't serious.
{66645}{66705}Maybe we should come with ya.
{66708}{66756}No, thanks.
{66816}{66869}What is it? Like, cancer?
{66886}{66938}Huntington's chorea.
{66974}{67015}Oh, a war wound, huh?
{67018}{67079}It's not that kind of Korea, it's...
{67082}{67193}Huntington's disease.|Attacks... attacks the nervous system.
{67196}{67260}- There's no cure for it.|- How d'you get it?
{67263}{67344}- Karin, for God's sake!|- It's hereditary.
{67347}{67409}- Why don't you get lost?!|- Hey, hey. Easy.
{67699}{67785}Now don't you worry about that.
{68025}{68078}Stay cool, man.
{68081}{68130}Stay cool.
{68194}{68283}# Out of your dust bowl|westward we rolled
{68286}{68417}# And your deserts were hot|and your mountains were cold
{68550}{68651}# I've worked in your orchards|of peaches and prunes
{68683}{68811}# Slept on the ground|'neath the light of the moon
{68814}{68843}How's he doin'?
{68846}{68937}He was gettin' worse,|but now he seems fine again.
{68940}{69009}We just don't know what to expect.
{69012}{69061}Or when.
{69222}{69336}# California, Arizona, I make all your crops
{69372}{69493}# Then it's up north to Oregon|to gather your hops
{69519}{69659}# Dig the beets from your ground,|cut the grapes from your vine
{69662}{69771}# To put on your table|that light sparkling wine
{69924}{70037}# It's always we ramble, that river and I
{70075}{70193}# All along your green valley|I'll live till I die
{70248}{70345}# My land I'll defend with my life if it be
{70348}{70519}# For my pastures of plenty|must always be free
{70861}{70995}- Pete, the car. Play the one about the car.|- Break out the guitar.
{71026}{71127}Don't know if it's right in tune. Try it.
{71188}{71234}# Let's go riding in the car, car
{71243}{71292}# Let's go riding in the car, car
{71298}{71351}# Let's go riding in the car, car
{71354}{71408}# Let's go riding in the car
{71610}{71662}# I'm a-gonna let you blow the horn
{71668}{71720}# I'm a-gonna let you blow the horn
{71723}{71819}# Oo-ra, oo-ra, oo-ra,|let's go riding in the car
{71830}{71877}# Let's go riding in the car, car
{71883}{71929}# Let's go riding in the car, car
{71935}{71985}# Let's go riding in the car, car
{71988}{72043}# Let's go riding in the car
{72515}{72584}Hey, cut it! She just seasoned it.
{72635}{72693}Try it now, Fran�ois.
{72847}{72907}OK, clowns. Get out of this kitchen.
{72910}{72972}- Another taste?|- It took the roof off my mouth.
{72975}{73071}- You been screwin' round with my chilli?|- Screwin' around?
{73086}{73179}No, madam, I perfected it|with just that pinch of spice required
{73182}{73292}to bring tears of ecstasy|to this gourmet's eyes.
{73295}{73406}- Cut it out! Stop it!|- Is that not so, Fran�ois? Huh?
{73445}{73520}I don't know what you two got goin',|but I don't need it!
{73523}{73618}- We're only horsin' around.|- I've had it with you two-buck tourists!
{73621}{73711}And you crummy tied-up townies!|I've had it!
{73714}{73869}And I'll tell you something.|Startin' right now, I'm on vacation!
{73982}{74056}Hey! What are you doin' in New York?
{74165}{74223}Crazy ladies.
{74249}{74298}Now you got one more.
{74429}{74492}I was headed up to the church.
{74518}{74559}Go.
{74593}{74652}Hey, what's the matter?
{74910}{74996}I guess I'm the bitch|who had too many pups.
{75060}{75131}I couldn't take 'em all milking me.
{75280}{75366}You got... you got anything to smoke?
{76073}{76123}You want to?
{77122}{77176}(# "Al�ce's Restaurant")
{77900}{77949}(bang�ng on door)
{78151}{78200}- Who?|- Me!
{78490}{78539}- Hey!|- Hey, Arlo.
{78542}{78605}- Look what I found.|- Roger!
{78622}{78687}- You look great.|- So do you.
{78690}{78767}I was scared maybe|those cops out there busted you up.
{78770}{78834}- Yeah, they beat on me some.|- Roger?
{78854}{78946}Hey, baby! You didn't even|let us know where you were.
{78949}{79033}- Is that any way to be, huh?|- I had no time.
{79088}{79152}- Hello, Alice.|- Hello, Ray.
{79391}{79511}I looked everywhere for you. Then|we heard Arlo was borrowin' this pad.
{79514}{79626}Bingo's in Rome on some kinda|foundation bread. I dunno.
{79835}{79951}- You've been here since you left?|- No. I've been hangin' out some.
{80003}{80064}I got here last night.
{80086}{80220}Chasin' around after you, I ran into|all sorts of people we used to know.
{80258}{80358}I invited them up to the church|for Thanksgiving.
{80361}{80451}- Oh, no.|- And Roger's bein' back...
{80454}{80543}- No, Ray. You're puttin' me on.|- Just a few kids.
{80583}{80637}For Thanksgiving.
{80758}{80825}Hey, Alice?
{80908}{80963}It won't be like before.
{80989}{81038}I promise.
{81224}{81251}OK.
{81345}{81448}Hey, Arlo, what happened|when you saw Woody? How is he?
{81451}{81502}The same.
{81505}{81554}Worse.
{81612}{81709}Well, you'll make it up|for Thanksgiving, won't ya?
{81727}{81793}Oh, yeah. We'll be there.
{82035}{82105}Careful. That's got all the gravy in it.
{82108}{82178}What'd I tell you, man?|Al�ce �s a groovy cook.
{82238}{82351}We all got up there|on anyth�ng that moved.
{82607}{82680}I guess Ray d�dn't �nv�te|so few k�ds after all.
{82836}{82910}Hi, Obie! Happy Thanksgiving!
{82938}{82994}- I need water.|- That thing is air-cooled.
{82997}{83051}Yeah, but he ain't.
{83054}{83200}I was br�ng�n' Ray and Al�ce|a small present for Thanksg�v�ng.
{84051}{84118}You scared the hell out of my baby.
{84208}{84267}- Hey, Ray, what'd you win?|- Me? Nothin'.
{84270}{84327}Shel's our best rider.
{84393}{84488}- You can ride him to Canada.|- Was wondering how to get my ass there.
{84491}{84569}- Hey, Alice. I've brought you a present.|- Hi.
{84593}{84636}Hey, he's outasight.
{84639}{84688}(fanfare)
{84719}{84758}Gather!
{84815}{84870}This is just too much.
{84873}{84966}Oh, it's beautiful! Thank you so much.
{84969}{85027}He's wonderful.|Isn't he great?
{85053}{85092}Mm.
{85132}{85241}- I made the turkey, she made the platter.|- I wonder who made her.
{85244}{85324}No one I know about.|You wouldn't do bad to try.
{85327}{85394}- Hey, Ray. How about grace?|- Yeah, grace.
{85425}{85527}Grace be to Alice,|for comin' home to cook this feast.
{85530}{85584}Yeah!
{85587}{85732}Grace be to us for bein' here to dig it,|because we're beautiful!
{85735}{85761}Yeah!
{85764}{85856}Now we're doin' it! We got what we need!
{85859}{85889}Yeah!
{85892}{85966}- What more do we want?|- Nothing!
{85969}{86043}Pastures of plenty! Come on, dig in!
{86426}{86534}# Amazing grace
{86554}{86664}# How sweet the sound
{86687}{86926}# That saved a wretch like me
{86945}{87208}# I once was lost, but now I'm found
{87211}{87464}# Was blind, but now I see
{87467}{87726}# When we've been there|ten thousand years
{87729}{87986}# Bright shining as the sun
{87989}{88246}# We've no less days to sing God's praise
{88249}{88470}# Than when we've first begun
{88489}{88622}# Amazing grace
{88625}{88756}# How sweet the sound
{88759}{89004}# That saved a wretch like me
{89026}{89286}# I once was lost, but now I'm found
{89300}{89545}# Was blind, but now I see
{89565}{89622}Had a d�nner that couldn't be beat,
{89625}{89688}and ended up|w�th an amaz�ng p�le of garbage.
{89691}{89759}And we dec�ded|�t would be a fr�endly gesture
{89762}{89871}for us to take the garbage|down to the town dump.
{89961}{90083}So we took the half a ton of garbage and|put �t �n the back of a red VWM�crobus,
{90086}{90217}took shovels and rakes|and other �mplements of destruct�on,
{90232}{90312}and we headed off toward the town dump.
{90315}{90364}(bell tolls)
{90670}{90725}But when we got to the town dump...
{90837}{90967}We had never heard of a dump|closed on Thanksg�v�ng before.
{90970}{91100}And w�th tears �n our eyes, we drove off to|look for another place to put the garbage.
{91117}{91192}We d�dn't f�nd one|unt�l we came to a s�de road,
{91195}{91302}and off on the s�de of the s�de road|was a 15-foot cl�ff.
{91305}{91357}At the bottom was|another p�le of garbage,
{91360}{91502}and we dec�ded that one b�g p�le|was better than two l�ttle ones.
{91505}{91629}Rather than br�ng that one up,|we dec�ded to throw ours down.
{91665}{91707}That's what we d�d.
{91967}{92041}And then we drove off �nto the sunset.
{92615}{92717}Sure was nice of you to cook|that delicious Thanksgiving feastie.
{92720}{92801}It was sure was nice of you|to dump all that garbage.
{92804}{92890}- You're both nice, but what's for dinner?|- Oh, you...
{92989}{93040}(phone r�ngs)
{93043}{93087}Hello?
{93113}{93167}Yeah, just a minute.
{93221}{93280}- Who is it?|- Officer Obie.
{93340}{93367}Hello.
{93370}{93452}We found your name on an envelope|under half a ton of garbage.
{93455}{93521}Do you have any �nformat�on about �t?
{93524}{93677}Yes, sir, Officer Obie. I cannot tell a lie.|I put that envelope under that garbage.
{93707}{93770}- Yeah?|- Yeah.
{93830}{93884}Yeah.
{93926}{94043}After speak�ng to Ob�e|for about 45 m�nutes on the telephone,
{94046}{94137}we f�nally arr�ved|at the truth of the matter.
{94140}{94176}Yup. All right.
{94191}{94265}He sa�d we had to go down|and p�ck up the garbage,
{94268}{94409}and also had to go down and speak to h�m|at the pol�ce off�cer stat�on.
{94520}{94639}Now, fr�ends, there was only one or|two th�ngs Off�cer Ob�e could have done.
{94642}{94742}Maybe he'll give us a medal|for being so brave and honest.
{94745}{94840}I think he'll probably just|bawl us out or somethin'.
{94843}{94936}But at the pol�ce off�cer stat�on,|there was a th�rd poss�b�l�ty
{94939}{94997}that we hadn't even counted upon.
{95020}{95087}You're both under arrest.
{95090}{95181}Wait. We can't pick up the garbage|with these handcuffs on.
{95184}{95247}Shut up and get in|the back of the patrol car.
{95250}{95395}So we sat �n the back of the patrol car|and drove to the "scene of the cr�me".
{95398}{95493}Let me tell you about Stockbr�dge,|Massachusetts, where th�s happened.
{95496}{95625}They got three "Stop" s�gns,|two pol�ce off�cers, and one pol�ce car.
{95628}{95751}But at the scene of the cr�me there was|f�ve pol�ce off�cers and three pol�ce cars,
{95754}{95832}be�n' the b�ggest cr�me|of the last 50 years,
{95835}{95921}and everybody wanted to get �n|the newspaper story about �t.
{95924}{95991}And they was us�n'|all k�nds of cop equ�pment
{95994}{96061}they had hang�n' around|the pol�ce off�cer stat�on.
{96064}{96181}They was tak�n' plaster tyre tracks,|footpr�nts, dog smell�n' pr�nts,
{96184}{96278}and they took 27 e�ght-by-ten|coloured glossy photographs
{96281}{96380}w�th c�rcles and arrows|and a paragraph on the back of each one
{96383}{96472}expla�n�n' what each one was,|to be used as ev�dence aga�nst us.
{96475}{96605}P�ctures of the approach, the getaway, the|southwest corner, the northwest corner.
{96608}{96705}And that's not to ment�on|the aer�al photography.
{96749}{96800}(howls)
{96925}{96961}Alice!
{96964}{97013}- Save us!|- To the rescue!
{97016}{97110}Hey, now wait a minute.|Hold it! Hold it, Obie!
{97172}{97218}I said hold it. Where the hell?
{97221}{97278}- Let go of my arm.|- Take off those handcuffs.
{97281}{97353}- You're interfering in my civic duty.|- You meathead.
{97356}{97410}Haven't you played cop enough for today?
{97413}{97500}This side is reserved for|officers of the law and criminals.
{97503}{97577}- You pig-eyed idiot!|- I've had enough garbage today.
{97580}{97664}- Yours and theirs!|- Stupid bastard! Cradle-hopper!
{97667}{97742}- Turkey-raper!|- Badmouthing me won't get them off.
{97745}{97794}- Just pay the bail!|- Bail?!
{97797}{97841}Yes, bail.
{98011}{98098}I want your wallets and your belts.|Put everything on the desk.
{98101}{98177}I understand you wanting our wallets|so we can't spend money,
{98180}{98233}but what do you want our belts for?
{98236}{98300}Kid, we don't want any hangin'.
{98388}{98452}Do you think|we'd hang ourselves for litterin'?
{98662}{98757}What do you want now, Obie? Our teeth?
{99127}{99230}Ob�e sa�d he was mak�n' sure|and, fr�ends, Ob�e was.
{99233}{99335}He took the to�let seat so we couldn't|h�t ourselves on the head and drown,
{99338}{99422}and he took the to�let paper|so we couldn't bend the bars,
{99425}{99569}roll the paper out the w�ndow, sl�de down|and have an escape and get away.
{99572}{99618}Ob�e was mak�n' sure.
{99621}{99677}Hey, when do we get|our bread and water?
{99680}{99713}Shut up, kid.
{100017}{100105}I got the bail release. Let 'em out.
{100236}{100285}(mouths)
{100566}{100615}Come to mama, baby.
{100671}{100740}You may bring the bags out now.
{100772}{100821}(cheer�ng)
{100960}{101016}- We're free!|- Hey, man.
{101019}{101083}We want a little respect for law and order.
{101086}{101165}An injustice!
{101168}{101266}You're the only one I dreamed of|the whole time I was in.
{101934}{102040}- Come on, man.|- No. I can't stand the smell of cop toilets.
{102111}{102239}- Hell, I'll wait out here with ya.|- Will you just leave me alone?
{102258}{102306}OK.
{102309}{102359}OK... baby.
{102447}{102540}Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye.|All persons having anything to do
{102543}{102660}before the honourable justice|of the district court, James E Hannon,
{102663}{102748}now sitting at Lee,|within and for the county of Berkshire,
{102751}{102838}draw near, give your attendance,|and you shall be heard.
{102841}{102937}God save the Commonwealth|of Massachusetts.
{102968}{103019}(clerk) You may be seated.
{103022}{103151}Roger Crowther and Arlo Guthrie,|you will stand and face the court.
{103154}{103239}You are charged|with illegal disposal of garbage.
{103242}{103319}- How do you plead?|- We cannot tell a lie.
{103322}{103383}Your Honour, we're guilty.
{103386}{103469}I sentence each of you|to pay a fine of 25 dollars,
{103472}{103547}and you will remove the garbage.
{103586}{103726}And Ob�e looked at the see�ng-eye dog,|then at the coloured glossy photographs
{103729}{103850}w�th c�rcles and arrows and a paragraph|on the back, and began to cry,
{103853}{103970}cos he came to the real�sat�on that �t was|a typ�cal case of Amer�can bl�nd just�ce,
{103973}{104063}and there wasn't noth�n'|he could do about �t.
{104094}{104224}Now that we've paid our debt to society,|what do we do with the evidence?
{104227}{104304}I don't give a damn, long as|you don't dump it around here.
{104307}{104388}I'm gonna escort you to the town line.|Now, get goin'.
{104391}{104475}- Gotta pick up my chick.|- That figures.
{104758}{104864}Hey, come on. I'm gettin' rid out of town,|and I told 'em I had to pick up my girl.
{104867}{104948}- Am I your girl?|- I guess you'd better be.
{105038}{105101}(speaks Japanese)
{105220}{105296}- What'd he say?|- He said he'd glaze my pot.
{105299}{105333}That's what I thought.
{105356}{105429}With all this garbage?|Why can't we take it to the town dump?
{105432}{105522}I told you, he's ridin' us outta town.
{105525}{105635}- Sure does look that way.|- Where can we dump it, then?
{105709}{105737}I think I know.
{106553}{106683}New York's a n�ce place to v�s�t,|but I wouldn't wanna...
{107370}{107419}(sh�p's hooter)
{107474}{107528}(# Hawa��an gu�tar)
{108347}{108401}OK to come up?
{108446}{108475}Sure.
{108618}{108737}Looks like this letter's|been followin' you around some.
{108921}{108974}- What day is today?|- The 8th.
{109028}{109132}- Then my army physical is tomorrow.|- Tomorrow?
{109158}{109215}It's 8am, Whitehall Street.
{109218}{109304}You just might be selected|to defend our country.
{109307}{109339}Yeah.
{109387}{109436}That's weird. (laughs)
{110068}{110162}They'll never take|anyone as crazy as you.
{110410}{110508}They got a bu�ld�ng �n New York called|Wh�tehall Street where you get �njected,
{110511}{110605}�nspected, detected,|�nfected, neglected and selected.
{110608}{110697}Hey, kid. Where's your papers|we sent you through the mail?
{110700}{110795}- Didn't say anything on it to bring it.|- All right. What's your name?
{110798}{110941}And I proceeded on down the hall, gett�n'|more �nject�ons, �nspect�ons, �nfect�ons,
{110944}{111038}neglect�ons and all k�nds of stuff|they were do�n' to me there,
{111041}{111137}and I was there for two hours,|three hours, four hours...
{111140}{111236}I was there a long t�me go�n' through|all k�nds of mean, nasty th�ngs
{111239}{111375}and hav�n' a tough t�me, and they was|�nspect�n', �nject�n' every part of me.
{111378}{111435}And they was leav�n' no parts untouched.
{111438}{111496}Turn your head and cough.
{111522}{111578}Turn your head and cough.
{111612}{111663}Turn your head and cough.
{111689}{111743}Turn your hat and cough.
{111780}{111824}Turn your head and cough.
{112283}{112343}- That ain't enough.|- It's all I had.
{112346}{112414}- Ain't enough. Do some more.|- But...
{112417}{112483}That's an order.
{112633}{112694}Hey, anybody got any to spare?
{112769}{112865}And I proceeded on through and|f�nally came to see the very last man.
{112868}{112947}I walked �n, sa�d "What do you|want to see me about?" He sa�d:
{112950}{112984}See the shrink.
{113389}{113417}Come in, my boy.
{113420}{113523}I went up there, I sa�d|"Shr�nk, I wanna k�ll. I wanna k�ll."
{113526}{113647}"I wanna see blood and gore and guts,|ve�ns �n my teeth, eat dead burnt bod�es. "
{113650}{113736}And I started jump�n' up and down|yell�n' "K�ll! K�ll!"
{113739}{113825}And he started jump�n' up and down|w�th me, and we was both yell�n':
{113828}{113877}Kill! Kill! Kill!
{113957}{114029}You're our boy! Right this way.
{114032}{114127}We only got one question:|have you ever been arrested?
{114130}{114230}And I proceeded to tell h�m the story|of the Al�ce's Restaurant Massacree,
{114233}{114372}w�th full orchestrat�on, f�ve-part harmony,|stuff l�ke that, other phenomena.
{114375}{114416}He stopped me. He sa�d:
{114419}{114476}Kid, have you ever been in court?
{114479}{114599}And I proceeded to tell h�m the story|of the 27 e�ght-by-ten glossy p�ctures
{114602}{114719}w�th c�rcles and arrows and a paragraph|expla�n�ng what each one meant.
{114722}{114756}He stopped me aga�n. He sa�d:
{114759}{114908}Kid, I want you to go in there and sit|down on the bench that says "Group W".
{115246}{115360}And I walked... walked over|to the bench there, and there's...
{115363}{115505}Group W �s where they put you �f you may|not be moral enough to jo�n the army
{115508}{115571}after comm�tt�n' your spec�al cr�me.
{115574}{115693}And there was all k�nds of mean, nasty,|ugly-look�n' people on the bench there.
{115696}{115770}There was mother-rapers,
{115800}{115848}father-stabbers,
{115851}{115893}father-rapers...
{115896}{116016}Father-rapers, s�tt�n' on the bench|next to me, and they was mean and ugly
{116019}{116112}and horr�ble and cr�me-f�ght�n' guys|s�tt�n' there next to me.
{116115}{116219}And the meanest, ugl�est,|nast�est father-raper of them all,
{116222}{116345}I mean, he was mean and nasty|and ugly and horr�ble, and he sa�d:
{116348}{116398}- What'd you get?|- Nothin'.
{116401}{116481}I had to pay 50 dollars|and pick up the garbage.
{116484}{116560}- What were you arrested for, kid?|- Uh...
{116586}{116638}Litterin'.
{116641}{116705}And creatin' a nuisance.
{116808}{116874}- How long you been out?|- A few hours.
{116911}{116989}We had a great t�me on the bench|talk�n' about cr�me,
{116992}{117116}mother-stabb�n', father-rap�n',|all k�nds of groovy stuff, unt�l...
{117119}{117178}Ten-shun!
{117340}{117401}(gabbles)
{117654}{117759}I want you writing it down with these|pencils and paper I'm gonna give you.
{117762}{117915}Pass these forms out. Here's the pencil.|When you finish, hand 'em back to me.
{117918}{118035}And he talked for 45 m�nutes, and|nobody understood a word that he sa�d.
{118038}{118158}But we had fun f�ll�n' out the forms|and play�n' w�th the penc�ls,
{118161}{118265}and I turned over the p�ece of paper,|and there on the other s�de...
{118294}{118336}read the follow�n' words:
{118339}{118417}Kid, have you rehabilitated yourself?
{118436}{118543}Sergeant, you've got a lotta goddamn gall|to ask if I've rehabilitated myself.
{118546}{118640}I mean... I mean,|I'm sittin' here on the Group W bench
{118643}{118718}cos you wanna know|if I'm moral enough to join the army,
{118721}{118814}burn women, kids, houses|and villages after bein' a litterbug!
{118817}{118969}Kid, we don't like your kind! We're gonna|send your fingerprints off to Washington!
{119095}{119216}- (Roger) Hey, what happened?|- I'm free, man! I'm free!
{119219}{119345}- Let's get up to the church.|- Sorry, man, I gotta go see Woody.
{119599}{119695}I don't know what I'd have done|if they'd taken me.
{119698}{119814}Maybe... maybe I wouldn't have|had the guts to go to jail.
{119991}{120033}Yeah.
{120036}{120089}I could have done that.
{120222}{120268}It's weird.
{120354}{120442}Good things in my life always seem to...
{120445}{120531}come out of not doin'|what I don't wanna do.
{120697}{120824}Now that they're not after me|to do what I don't wanna do,
{120850}{120908}what do I wanna do?
{121152}{121329}It may take me some hard travellin'|to find that out for my own self.
{121768}{121829}(Ray) I don't know.
{121832}{121889}I don't know.
{121919}{121976}Had everything we had.
{121979}{122050}Look at him. He rides like a bird.
{122210}{122294}Gave him everything he wanted,|everything I had.
{122297}{122390}He's got goddamn heaven here.|What more does he want?
{122551}{122624}- Arlo?|- Hey, what's happenin'?
{122744}{122802}(Ray) Hey, Alice. Watch it.
{122839}{122888}Alice, watch it!
{123001}{123063}Alice, get out of the picture!
{123184}{123283}Bitch, what the hell|do you think you're doin'?
{123410}{123473}- Shut that damn thing off!|- Leave it on!
{123510}{123549}Yahoo!
{123573}{123665}Hey, look at those!|You ever see anything like those?
{123668}{123711}A great artist made those.
{123714}{123758}I'm the great artist.
{123793}{123854}Greatest... I'm the greatest...
{123888}{123988}artist in the whole... world.
{124049}{124150}How can you son of a bitches|treat a great artist this way, huh?
{124153}{124183}Wanna get the cuffs off?
{124186}{124277}If he busts up the town again, I'll bust him.|I got the whole book on him -
{124280}{124420}possession, pushing, the whole rap -|so keep him down here where he belongs.
{124468}{124583}(laughs) I put my nut act on for Obie|when he stopped the car.
{124606}{124681}I made him forget all about lockin' me up.
{124709}{124773}I knew they'd bring me back here.
{124819}{124864}Alice, can I have a Coke?
{124892}{124941}Where'd you get it?
{125000}{125052}- Get what?|- The big fix you're flyin' on.
{125055}{125115}- Where'd you get it?!|- I'm off, remember?
{125179}{125234}Absolutely off.
{125283}{125356}Absolutely off. I kicked it. I beat it.
{125359}{125429}Please. Please, baby, don't get back on.
{125432}{125530}- Alice, I swear, I'm not on.|- My God, Shelly!
{125582}{125653}I had... I had two stiff vodkas.
{125656}{125725}We found your spike, Shel. Yeah.
{125728}{125781}- And your cooker.|- That's not mine.
{125844}{125909}You promised. You promised!
{125994}{126045}You promised, Shel.
{126071}{126123}You promised.
{126149}{126203}You promised!
{126249}{126340}Yeah, a lot of promises|have been made around here.
{126381}{126474}- (Ray) Where's the rest of it?|- It's all I had.
{126477}{126596}- Goddammit! Where d'you keep it? Huh?|- (Al�ce) No, Ray!
{126599}{126647}Ray, no! Don't!
{126650}{126756}Shelly, I'm gonna ask you one more time.|Where do you keep it?
{126791}{126840}Huh?!
{126936}{126994}Yeah.
{127067}{127163}You'll get this whole church busted|bringin' this junk in here!
{127166}{127214}It's not junk! It's not junk!
{127269}{127349}- Ray! Cut it out! You're hurting him!|- It might help him.
{127352}{127453}One big muscle, that's all you are!|One big muscle!
{127456}{127538}- He needs taking care of!|- So do you!
{127568}{127650}- Cool it.|- You wanna cool it, buddy.
{127653}{127773}- Where the hell are we, anyway?|- I'm in my church. Where are you?
{127776}{127844}- If you read it like that.|- That's the way I read it.
{127847}{127895}(motorcycle revv�ng)
{128031}{128088}Shelly! Shelly!
{130594}{130666}Hey, there's Roger and your bus.
{131584}{131736}- Hi, Arlo. How was Woody at the end?|- I don't know. I wasn't around.
{131739}{131842}- Not now.|- I can't tell you how sorry we all are.
{131845}{131907}No, not now. Please, not now.
{131910}{132042}I'm sorry I didn't make it, Mother.|I guess I shoulda hung around.
{132045}{132136}That's all right, baby.|You couldn't have known.
{132162}{132211}Surprised me, too.
{132456}{132518}- 15 years...|- Marjorie?
{132521}{132586}All his friends wanna know.|When's the funeral?
{132589}{132645}There's not going to be one.
{132730}{132819}Woody didn't want a funeral. No funeral.
{132859}{132992}When we're all together, we'll take|his ashes out to Coney Island.
{133107}{133195}Here I'd m�ssed see�n' Woody|one more t�me,
{133198}{133277}and Shelly was bur�ed|before I ever made �t back up there.
{133280}{133378}# Through the windless wells of wonder
{133381}{133477}# By the throbbing light machine
{133480}{133730}# In a tea-leaf trance|or under orders from the king and queen
{133733}{133918}# Songs to aging children come
{133921}{134113}# Aging children, I am one
{134116}{134207}# People hurry by so quickly
{134210}{134312}# Don't they hear the melodies
{134315}{134411}# In the whining and the clicking
{134414}{134567}# And the laughing harmonies?
{134570}{134742}# Songs to aging children come
{134768}{134951}# Aging children, I am one
{135063}{135156}# Some come dark and strange like dying
{135159}{135257}# Crows and ravens whistling
{135268}{135367}# Lines of weeping, strings of crying
{135370}{135522}# So much said in listening
{135536}{135713}# Songs to aging children come
{135737}{135930}# Aging children, I am one
{135933}{136031}# Does the moon play only silver
{136034}{136129}# When it strums the galaxies?
{136132}{136392}# Dying roses, will they will|their perfumed rhapsodies to me?
{136395}{136585}# Songs to aging children come
{136714}{136878}# This is one
{138329}{138384}Maybe I pushed him.
{138422}{138531}Maybe me leaning on him like that|pushed him into overdose.
{138671}{138801}It's sorta sad to think of him|ridin' all the way down there alone,
{138804}{138865}rentin' that flophouse room.
{139173}{139266}I guess maybe our beauty|wasn't comin' through.
{139300}{139387}Maybe we haven't been so beautiful lately.
{139553}{139640}Nothin' to stop us from startin' out fresh.
{139824}{139893}Maybe we could get married again.
{139998}{140065}A real weddin'.
{140117}{140263}Not like our two-minute special|down there at the courthouse.
{140266}{140403}A real weddin',|with lots of singin' and flowers.
{140465}{140516}A real church weddin'.
{140646}{140695}We've got a church.
{141146}{141195}All that smoke.
{141314}{141369}Dark colours.
{141561}{141625}Sort of sets you adrift.
{141670}{141760}Lets you know your life is goin' by.
{141806}{141877}All of a sudden I...
{141880}{141998}feel in a hurry to find out|what my thing's gonna be.
{142047}{142134}Who... and where.
{142374}{142421}(# rock gu�tar)
{142650}{142784}And Adam said "Wherefore a man|shall leave father and mother
{142787}{142867}and shall cleave to his wife,
{142870}{142935}and they shall be two in one flesh."
{142969}{143085}Alice, do you take this man|to be your lawful lovin' man,
{143088}{143178}for bad or for better,|for drunk or for sober,
{143181}{143238}for high or for lower,
{143241}{143376}for husband and lover, today|and tomorrow, till death do you part?
{143405}{143454}I do.
{143496}{143616}Ray, do you take this woman|to be your ever-wedded woman,
{143619}{143718}for bitchy and giving,|for love and for living,
{143721}{143823}in peace and dissension,|in health and affliction,
{143826}{143893}today and tomorrow,|till death do you part?
{143896}{143920}I do.
{143923}{144026}(all) We now pronounce you|man and wife.
{144367}{144428}(# rock and roll)
{144912}{144960}Hey, more!
{145331}{145383}Hey! Come on over here!
{146109}{146212}- Oh, wow!|- Take a look at that cake!
{147391}{147433}Get back in there, boy!
{147436}{147518}So long, everybody!|Come back again soon. Bye-bye.
{149012}{149079}- Ray?|- What's with the music, huh?
{149082}{149139}We need sound. Hey!
{149142}{149200}- Hey, what?|- Ray.
{149219}{149302}Here's a toast to the marriage|of Alice and Ray,
{149305}{149435}for whom we are here assembled today,|and to reconsecrate the church.
{149438}{149549}Oh, yeah. Reconsecrate, huh?|Reconsecrate. Oh, yeah.
{149552}{149606}We're really gonna lift it up.
{149654}{149747}We're gonna get|a great big old plastic bag,
{149750}{149832}and we're gonna fill it up with helium,
{149858}{149925}(d�storted) and float right up to heaven!
{149928}{149970}(cheer�ng)
{149998}{150062}And you're all invited! Yeah!
{150117}{150250}And when we're high up in heaven, we'll|throw flowers down to the people below,
{150253}{150368}and they're gonna know that|there's some happiness left somewhere!
{150371}{150449}We're gonna get higher and higher!
{150530}{150604}Yeah, that's where it's at! Up there!
{150607}{150675}Up there! That's where it's at!
{150678}{150738}That's where it's at! Come on!
{150741}{150820}Let's get up there! Up there! Yeah!
{150823}{150934}It's up there! It's up there!|It's up there! Yeah!
{150937}{150999}(chant�ng) Get it up there! Yeah!
{151002}{151062}Come on! Get it up there! Yeah!
{151065}{151144}Yeah! Get it up there! Yeah!
{151439}{151505}No, no. Don't go.|Don't go. Have some wine.
{151508}{151546}Come on, come on.
{151549}{151618}There you go, Jimmy boy!
{151621}{151684}Alice'll cook us all something to eat.
{151763}{151804}Hey, uh...
{151854}{151991}I got something to tell you, man.|I've been thinkin' about sellin' the church.
{151994}{152073}First you're flyin' it, now you're sellin' it.
{152076}{152118}I'm serious.
{152121}{152225}I bet we could get enough for it,|what with all the improvements I've put in,
{152228}{152326}to get us all a couple of hundred|acres up in Vermont,
{152329}{152479}and get us some of that land,|land we can farm, land that'll feed us.
{152482}{152615}There ain't enough land around here.|We've gotta have room to stretch out.
{152618}{152672}I bet...
{152715}{152830}I bet what happened to Shelly|never woulda happened.
{152890}{152939}Huh?
{153273}{153309}Hey, man!
{153334}{153375}Don't be leavin'!
{153387}{153483}There ain't no land here!|Just this little patch of lawn.
{153486}{153547}What can you grow on that, huh?
{153593}{153687}If we had a real place,|everybody could have his own house.
{153690}{153794}We could all see each other when|we wanted to, or not see each other,
{153797}{153855}but be all there.
{153877}{153907}(Ray) Arlo!
{153910}{154010}- Arlo, come on. Stay the night.|- See you later, Ray.
{154013}{154106}All those kids gone,|who hadn't oughta be gone.
{154109}{154225}- And now Shelly dead.|- You know I'll be back, man. Later.
{154441}{154500}I wish we had 'em back.
{154503}{154593}If we'd had a real place,|we'd all still have been together.
{154596}{154660}Without buggin' each other.
{154663}{154742}We'd all be... some kinda family.
{155265}{155319}(# "Al�ce's Restaurant")
{156004}{156145}# You can get anyth�ng you want|at Al�ce's restaurant
{156171}{156339}# You can get anyth�ng you want|at Al�ce's restaurant
{156342}{156421}# Walk r�ght �n, �t's around the back
{156424}{156503}# Just a half a m�le from the ra�lroad track
{156506}{156664}# And you can get anyth�ng you want|at Al�ce's restaurant
{156680}{156848}# You can get anyth�ng you want|at Al�ce's restaurant, except�ng Al�ce
{156851}{157018}# You can get anyth�ng you want|at Al�ce's restaurant
{157021}{157099}# Walk r�ght �n, �t's around the back
{157102}{157181}# Just a half a m�le from the ra�lroad track
{157184}{157350}# And you can get anyth�ng you want|at Al�ce's restaurant
{159024}{159098}Visiontext Subtitles: Paul Murray
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