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Okay, Matthew,
we won't be home late, okay?
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I've left dinner for you and
Ritchie on the kitchen counter.
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Where?
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Right there. Menu-- a 20.
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That's a five.
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And a coupon for carpet cleaning.
Just figure it out.
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Christine, you have got
to clean your bathroom.
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The mold on your showerhead
just gave me the finger.
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- Hello.
- Hi.
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- Hi!
- Hey.
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Okay, I'm glad
you guys are here.
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Can't wait to get there.
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Oh, you love weddings, too?
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No, I hate weddings,
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but I love getting dressed up
and I'm breaking in a new bra.
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I should have worn a bra.
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I'm not going to let
that ruin my mood.
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Really? No bra?
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I got more support under here
than the troops in Iraq.
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Hey, so who's getting married?
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Our old college friend Ben.
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So what do we know about the bride?
Claire, right?
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Yeah. Well, Ben's great.
I'm sure she's great.
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I hope she's not
prettier than me.
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Yeah, nothing worse than a
wedding where the bride outshines
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the bitter drunk
lady in the back.
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I don't like that.
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Come on. Let's get going.
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They're having a champagne
reception before the ceremony.
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Hey, we should pick
a designated driver.
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- Odd finger out?
- Yeah.
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Whoa, whoa, what about me?
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What?
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What, I can go to a
wedding without drinking.
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I've done that before.
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When?
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Uncle Duddy's wedding.
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You were an eight-year-old
flower girl.
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I didn't have a drink
and I didn't wear a bra.
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It was was such a
beautiful ceremony.
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When her dad walked her up there,
I totally lost it.
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Their vows were sweet,
but I thought it was a little tacky
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they used tongues
during the kiss.
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You didn't think it was tacky when you
shouted, "That's what I'm talking about!"?
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Okay, drunkies,
here's our table.
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All right, let's see,
who did they put us with? Oh, no.
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No!
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Uh! Not a chance.
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I can't find my card.
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You might want to
check table six.
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You guys made it.
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Ben! There he is! Oh, hey!
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My God, Christine,
you look fantastic.
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- Oh, please.
- Your hair got smaller
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and you stopped dressing
like Pat Benatar.
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Yeah, I don't miss those
black pleather pants.
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God, at the end of college, I had to
powder up to get in those babies.
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Barbara Jean-- "B.J."
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Benjamin Michael-- "B.M."
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Dude, you look great.
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Dude, so do you.
It's in the hole.
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Cinderella story,
come out of nowhere.
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What are they doing?
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Oh, it's from Caddyshack.
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We used to watch it
a lot in college.
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Oh, in college we
watched Titanic.
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"I'm so cold, Jack."
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You should rent it.
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Uh, Ben, this is my girlfriend
New Christine.
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Hi, I loved your wedding.
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I love all weddings.
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Except my dad's second wedding.
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My mom crashed it...
with her car.
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Well, there's no chance
of that happening here.
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My parents are dead.
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They were hit by a
car at a wedding.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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He's kidding, sweetie.
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You ass!
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Pretty funny. We were sued.
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I gotta go get another drink.
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Claire.
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These are my friends from
college I was telling you about.
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This is Richard.
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He's got a license
to kill gophers.
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Oh, Caddyshack. Yay.
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Great to meet you, though.
Thanks so much for coming.
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And this is Christine.
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Hi. Oh, what a great wedding.
You look so beautiful.
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Oh, thank you.
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So, this is Christine.
The famous Christine.
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The best friend,
the perfect woman.
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The one he can't stop talking
about even when he's asked to.
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Hi, I'm Barb.
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Oh, "B.J."
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I haven't been called that since
college for lots of reasons.
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Well, Ben tells me you're
an amazing singer.
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Oh, I don't know about amazing.
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I used to get up at open
mike night back in college.
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You know,
people seemed to like it.
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Standing ovations.
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You have to sing something
with the band later.
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That would be classic.
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Oh, I really don't do that anymore.
I'm kind of retired.
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- I understand.
- All right, I'll do it.
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By the way, that giant gift over there,
that's from me.
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In case the card falls off.
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Oh, shoot!
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I left your gift at home,
and it was so good, too.
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Mm. Well,
Ben loves your presents.
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He still wears that Jackson
Browne T-shirt you got him...
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all the time,
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even when he's asked not to.
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We should go say
hello to my family.
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I'll catch you guys later.
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Wow, she did not like you.
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Right? I know.
What the hell was that all about?
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Ben always had a thing for you.
She probably feels a little threatened.
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Oh, God, do I look that good?
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- No.
- No.
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Come on. Let's go get a drink.
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Yeah, go ahead and drink.
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I'll be here to pick up the pieces,
get you home safe.
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God, why do I always
have to be the grown-up?
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I am quickly falling out
of love with this new bra.
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Hello.
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Matthew, I forgot
the wedding gift.
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Listen, I need you to call
Ali and get her to come over
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and watch Ritchie and
you can bring it to me.
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What wedding gift?
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The chocolate fountain.
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It's in a big box on
the kitchen counter.
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Where is it?
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Just bring it.
I'm sober and I'm not in the mood.
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This is such a beautiful event.
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I love the place settings
and the flowers.
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It's a perfect size
for a wedding.
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Not too big, not too small.
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What would you
call this, medium?
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I guess.
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What kind of weddings
do you like?
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Short ones.
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I don't really think
about weddings.
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Yeah, me, neither.
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Be a shame to drive
into this wedding.
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- What can I get for you?
- Club soda.
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Boy, there are a lot of
drinkers here tonight, huh?
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I mean, I'm not judging.
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It's just sad.
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Well, I think everyone's
just having a good time.
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It's a... wedding.
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Champagne, please.
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So, listen, Claire,
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I am picking up some major
weirdness between us,
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and I really want to reassure you
that Ben and I were just friends.
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That is it, really.
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I'm sure he hasn't had a single
thought about me in 15 years.
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He married you.
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Can't we be friends?
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And before you answer,
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remember, you got a
great gift coming.
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With a really funny card.
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There are these two cows
on a racquetball court...
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No, no. Wait till you see it.
I don't want to ruin it, but...
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Uh, I'm sorry. It's a big day
and I'm a little wound up.
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It's just, he talks about
you in such glowing terms.
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I... I guess I made
you out to be a threat,
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but now that I've met you, I...
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I actually feel a lot better.
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Yeah, see?
I'm just a regular girl.
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I put my comfortable underwear
on one leg at a time.
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Although, actually, today I accidentally
put two legs through one hole
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'cause I was driving, but...
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I'm actually feeling
so much better.
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Good, good, yeah.
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Did you see that?
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I'm telling you,
if I had been drinking,
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it would have gone a
whole different way.
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I would have offended her
or spilled something on her
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and then, I don't know,
made out with her.
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Are guys always this
ugly at weddings?
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Hey.
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I got tired of waiting, I snagged a couple
of prime ribs off that table over there.
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The bride and groom's table?
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Yeah. They never eat
at their own wedding.
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It's so good.
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Definitely the best
thing about a wedding.
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So you do think about weddings?
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What?
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Well, earlier you said you
never think about weddings,
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but now you're saying you
like to eat at weddings,
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so you've obviously
thought about that.
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Yeah, I like to
eat at weddings,
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I like to eat at funerals,
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I like to eat in my car.
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I like to eat.
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What are we talking about?
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Nothing. You don't
have to freak out.
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I just want to know where
you stand on weddings.
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I don't really stand anywhere.
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I've been married, I had a wedding
and kind of glad to be done with it.
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That's all I wanted to know.
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I love you.
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It's in the hole.
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- So she doesn't hate you?
- No. I am telling you, Barb,
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I totally turned it around.
Not drinking at a wedding is amazing.
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My senses are sharper,
I can make quick decisions--
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I'm like a freakin' ninja.
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Hey, that sounds good.
I'm gonna have a kamikaze.
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Excuse me, everyone,
if I can have your attention?
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Uh, first I'd like to say,
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whoever stole our steaks,
we're going to find you.
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I'm serious. Not cool.
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Second...
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there are so many people who helped
make tonight the special night it is.
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But mainly,
I'd like to thank the woman I love,
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the girl of my dreams.
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I can't wait to begin
my life with her.
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I love you, Christine.
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Oh, crap.
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Oh, crap.
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I am telling you, Barb,
this one wasn't my fault.
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He said my name-- I was just sitting
there minding my own business.
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I can't help it if he
finds me irresistible.
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Club soda. Sorry.
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And a little garlic bread.
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Seriously, come on,
what am I gonna do now?
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It's a big room,
the cake'll be out soon--
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just lay low and
steer clear of Claire.
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I have no more ideas.
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Yes, I do.
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I'm gonna get a mai-tai.
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Fun wedding, huh?
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I feel like a fairy
tale princess.
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Did you see when
my mom threw up?
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Claire, I'm really sorry.
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No, no need to apologize.
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I'm glad I found out now--
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20 minutes after I agreed to
spend the rest of my life with him.
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No, no.
It was a mistake, you know?
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I was in his eye-line, and we'd been
talking, and it just slipped out.
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I know. Perfectly innocent.
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In fact, I'm sure you guys will
have a good laugh about it
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on your honeymoon at
the Four Seasons Maui.
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Oh. I heard about that place. That's
where you can swim with those dolphins.
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You've ruined my wedding!
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Claire, I know you're having a bad day.
Weddings are brutal for the bride.
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You're anxious, you're keyed up,
you've been drinking.
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00:13:52,768 --> 00:13:55,268
I'm not judging. I mean...
250
00:13:55,467 --> 00:13:57,967
It's a little sad, but...
251
00:13:59,108 --> 00:14:01,606
Marriage is not
about the wedding.
252
00:14:01,607 --> 00:14:03,817
Nobody remembers the
toast or the food
253
00:14:03,818 --> 00:14:06,075
or those tacky
bridesmaids' dresses.
254
00:14:06,076 --> 00:14:08,646
- I made those.
- Beautiful!
255
00:14:09,396 --> 00:14:12,914
Anyway, marriage is
about the man you love
256
00:14:12,915 --> 00:14:16,657
and the man who loves you
more than anybody else.
257
00:14:16,658 --> 00:14:19,158
And that man is Ben.
258
00:14:20,418 --> 00:14:22,167
Wow.
259
00:14:22,168 --> 00:14:24,758
What a perfect thing to say.
260
00:14:25,025 --> 00:14:26,426
Thank you.
261
00:14:26,427 --> 00:14:28,144
You're welcome.
262
00:14:28,145 --> 00:14:31,586
Hey, listen, is this one of those weddings
where you can take home the centerpieces?
263
00:14:31,587 --> 00:14:33,404
- No.
- Oh, okay, I'll...
264
00:14:33,405 --> 00:14:38,514
I'll, uh, I'll put it back.
It's-it's not... I can do that.
265
00:14:38,515 --> 00:14:41,875
You've been dating the girl for over
a year, you take her to a wedding,
266
00:14:41,876 --> 00:14:44,615
and you didn't think she
was gonna bring up marriage?
267
00:14:44,616 --> 00:14:47,116
Dope.
268
00:14:48,405 --> 00:14:50,025
I know.
269
00:14:50,026 --> 00:14:51,655
What exactly is the problem?
270
00:14:51,656 --> 00:14:53,165
Don't you want to marry her?
271
00:14:53,166 --> 00:14:55,217
It's not her, it's marriage.
272
00:14:55,218 --> 00:14:57,437
It starts off with "I love you,"
and ends with her mother
273
00:14:57,438 --> 00:15:02,054
cutting my face out of all the
family photosos. True story.
274
00:15:02,055 --> 00:15:03,597
Marriage doesn't work.
275
00:15:03,598 --> 00:15:06,517
That's why more than
half of them fail.
276
00:15:06,518 --> 00:15:08,884
Hey, how you doing!
277
00:15:08,885 --> 00:15:11,006
You guys are gonna make it!
278
00:15:11,007 --> 00:15:13,507
Happy, happy, happy!
279
00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:17,956
Hit me.
280
00:15:19,618 --> 00:15:21,154
I don't know what to do.
281
00:15:21,155 --> 00:15:22,296
I love her.
282
00:15:22,297 --> 00:15:23,974
I love what we have together.
283
00:15:23,975 --> 00:15:26,425
I could even see spending
the rest of my life with her.
284
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:29,106
I just don't want to get
married and mess everything up.
285
00:15:29,107 --> 00:15:30,855
I love her too
much to lose her.
286
00:15:30,856 --> 00:15:33,544
Well, there you go--
tell her that.
287
00:15:33,545 --> 00:15:35,996
Yeah. I'll tell her that.
288
00:15:35,997 --> 00:15:38,077
It's perfect.
289
00:15:38,078 --> 00:15:40,578
Will you tell her that?
290
00:15:40,858 --> 00:15:43,165
No. It should be me.
291
00:15:43,166 --> 00:15:45,607
Right?
292
00:15:45,608 --> 00:15:48,108
Dope!
293
00:15:49,785 --> 00:15:52,476
And his mother used to
visit us in college
294
00:15:52,477 --> 00:15:55,800
in this giant boat
of a Cadillac.
295
00:15:56,486 --> 00:15:59,893
Oh, my God...
she still has that.
296
00:16:00,347 --> 00:16:02,987
What? I can't believe
she's even still alive.
297
00:16:02,988 --> 00:16:06,815
She was, like,
a thousand when I met her.
298
00:16:06,816 --> 00:16:11,706
Of course she's still alive--
she's too mean to die.
299
00:16:14,326 --> 00:16:16,407
I can see why you
and Ben are friends.
300
00:16:16,408 --> 00:16:18,864
Oh, gosh, well,
there's nothing else we could be.
301
00:16:18,865 --> 00:16:24,261
I mean, that time we slept
together was a disaster!
302
00:16:27,507 --> 00:16:30,007
You slept with Ben?
303
00:16:34,128 --> 00:16:36,628
No.
304
00:16:39,155 --> 00:16:41,655
That mom is mean, huh?
305
00:16:42,536 --> 00:16:45,036
She ain't gonna die.
306
00:16:45,516 --> 00:16:47,885
He told me nothing ever
happened between you two.
307
00:16:47,886 --> 00:16:49,225
He lied to me.
308
00:16:49,226 --> 00:16:53,190
Oh, w... yeah, uh...
everybody lies.
309
00:16:54,725 --> 00:16:57,374
Hey, is there any chance we
can keep this between us?
310
00:16:57,375 --> 00:16:59,875
Excuse me.
311
00:17:01,398 --> 00:17:03,054
Ben?
312
00:17:03,055 --> 00:17:05,555
Claire, wait.
313
00:17:05,976 --> 00:17:07,474
You slept with Christine?
314
00:17:07,475 --> 00:17:09,245
You told me nothing happened.
315
00:17:09,246 --> 00:17:12,065
There's my beautiful bride.
Let's cut the cake.
316
00:17:12,066 --> 00:17:16,495
Ben, Ben, I may have inadvertently
mentioned that we slept together.
317
00:17:16,496 --> 00:17:18,027
I'm so sorry.
318
00:17:18,028 --> 00:17:20,642
Is that coconut? Oh, gross.
319
00:17:21,568 --> 00:17:23,955
I feel like our entire
relationship is based on a lie.
320
00:17:23,956 --> 00:17:26,356
Sweetie, come on,
it was a long time ago.
321
00:17:26,357 --> 00:17:27,777
I barely even remember it.
322
00:17:27,778 --> 00:17:29,367
Yeah, it was fast.
323
00:17:29,368 --> 00:17:30,886
I mean, good fast.
324
00:17:30,887 --> 00:17:33,815
Hey, you're in
for a real treat.
325
00:17:33,816 --> 00:17:36,565
If it was nothing,
then why did you lie about it?
326
00:17:36,566 --> 00:17:38,495
And why did you say
her name in the toast?
327
00:17:38,496 --> 00:17:40,286
I don't know--
but you've got to believe me,
328
00:17:40,287 --> 00:17:42,095
I don't have any
feelings for Christine.
329
00:17:42,096 --> 00:17:44,225
And by the way,
it wasn't that fast.
330
00:17:44,226 --> 00:17:46,726
Wasn't that slow.
331
00:17:47,178 --> 00:17:50,554
Claire, I was 19,
40 pounds overweight.
332
00:17:50,555 --> 00:17:52,805
She's the only one that
would sleep with me.
333
00:17:52,806 --> 00:17:55,226
I don't mind a little chunk.
334
00:17:55,227 --> 00:17:57,727
Kind of dig it.
335
00:18:00,467 --> 00:18:03,855
I want you to stop talking
and start drinking.
336
00:18:03,856 --> 00:18:07,476
- But I'm the designated driver.
- I'm un-designating you.
337
00:18:07,477 --> 00:18:11,796
You're the only person I know who's
more of an ass sober than drunk.
338
00:18:11,797 --> 00:18:14,297
That's true.
339
00:18:14,717 --> 00:18:17,217
Oh, that's good.
340
00:18:22,007 --> 00:18:24,507
Yeah!
341
00:18:26,585 --> 00:18:28,657
Baby?
342
00:18:28,658 --> 00:18:31,158
- You alone?
- Yeah.
343
00:18:34,165 --> 00:18:35,827
I was just talking to Barb,
344
00:18:35,828 --> 00:18:38,247
and what I said before
came out all wrong,
345
00:18:38,248 --> 00:18:40,304
and maybe if I could
explain it to you,
346
00:18:40,305 --> 00:18:43,716
you'd understand
where I'm coming from.
347
00:18:43,717 --> 00:18:45,875
I'd love to hear
an explanation,
348
00:18:45,876 --> 00:18:48,545
because all I heard was that you
didn't want to get married again.
349
00:18:48,546 --> 00:18:51,046
That's not it at all.
350
00:18:51,057 --> 00:18:57,697
Let me just try to remember what I told
Barb, because she really got it.
351
00:18:57,765 --> 00:18:59,377
I love you...
352
00:18:59,378 --> 00:19:02,178
but I'm never gonna marry you.
353
00:19:05,296 --> 00:19:06,704
Wait, that wasn't it.
354
00:19:06,705 --> 00:19:08,257
- That...
- I'm gonna go home.
355
00:19:08,258 --> 00:19:09,716
I have a lot to think about.
356
00:19:09,717 --> 00:19:12,116
No. No. It's you.
357
00:19:12,117 --> 00:19:14,617
I don't want to marry you.
358
00:19:14,975 --> 00:19:17,475
Damn it! Barb!
359
00:19:27,685 --> 00:19:32,075
Wow! There are a lot of
good-looking guys here.
360
00:19:35,545 --> 00:19:38,501
I'm good-looking... but stupid.
361
00:19:39,736 --> 00:19:42,236
Yeah.
362
00:19:42,696 --> 00:19:45,424
Oh, hey, there you are.
Here's your gift.
363
00:19:45,425 --> 00:19:47,946
I'm keeping it.
Chocolate fountain.
364
00:19:47,947 --> 00:19:50,447
40 bucks at a garage sale.
365
00:19:53,197 --> 00:19:55,035
Sit down--
Barb's about to sing.
366
00:19:55,036 --> 00:19:56,486
No, no, I wasn't gonna stay.
367
00:19:56,487 --> 00:19:58,627
Oh, no, you are.
You have to drive us home.
368
00:19:58,628 --> 00:20:03,228
I think we've had a little
too much to... with...
369
00:20:06,137 --> 00:20:09,516
Great. Nothing like being the
only sober person at a wedding.
370
00:20:09,517 --> 00:20:13,937
I could be home right now
eating used chocolate.
371
00:20:13,997 --> 00:20:17,517
Okay, guys,
I haven't done this in a long time,
372
00:20:17,518 --> 00:20:21,180
but this is for
Ben and Christine.
373
00:20:26,738 --> 00:20:29,238
Claire! Claire!
374
00:20:30,015 --> 00:20:32,542
Claire and Christine.
375
00:20:34,606 --> 00:20:37,406
That's what I'm talking about!
376
00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:46,462
# Lying in my bed #
# I hear the clock tick #
377
00:20:46,568 --> 00:20:49,068
# And think of you #
378
00:20:49,155 --> 00:20:52,110
# Caught up in circles #
379
00:20:52,215 --> 00:20:56,632
# Confusion is nothing new #
380
00:20:57,867 --> 00:21:00,457
Does that sound good to you?
381
00:21:00,535 --> 00:21:03,666
Oh, I mean, if anything,
she has gotten better!
382
00:21:03,667 --> 00:21:04,954
- Right.
- Yeah.
383
00:21:04,955 --> 00:21:08,856
And... and have you ever heard her
sing without a drink in your hand?
384
00:21:08,857 --> 00:21:13,037
No, 'cause in college,
I didn't never have...
385
00:21:16,517 --> 00:21:21,326
# If you're lost #
# you can look and you will find me #
386
00:21:21,327 --> 00:21:23,827
# Time after time #
387
00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:28,921
# If you fall #
# I will catch you I will be waiting #
388
00:21:29,026 --> 00:21:31,436
# Time after time #
389
00:21:31,437 --> 00:21:32,555
Come on!
390
00:21:32,556 --> 00:21:35,220
# Time after time #
391
00:21:36,336 --> 00:21:38,836
# Time after time... #
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