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Excuse me, ma'am,
may I talk to you for a minute?
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- Sure.
- No, sweetie.
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- We don't have any change.
- I have change.
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- No, sweetie.
- I'm not asking for money.
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I want to talk to you about
the upcoming special election.
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Are you a registered voter?
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Cool it.
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You know what?
Can we do this on the way out?
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I'm not blowing you off.
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I really do believe that
it is our responsibility
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to make informed decisions
about our legislature.
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Okay.
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No, really. I mean it.
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I'm not one of those kind of
people who just says that.
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I'm involved.
I'm a concerned citizen.
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Right, sweetie?
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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I'll see you in a minute.
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You ready?
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- What are we doing?
- Just hold on.
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It was so cool.
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We just went flying
out of there.
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We ran right over his foot.
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Nice example you're
setting for our son.
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Yeah.
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Hey, what is going on with
you and all this backtalk?
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I don't know,
I think I'm changing.
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All right, well,
go change in your room.
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Start your homework.
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I am setting a good
example for Ritchie.
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I did not talk to that guy because
I already know who I'm voting for.
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I didn't want to
waste his time.
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That gives him a chance to talk to
people who are ignorant on the issues.
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Who's more ignorant than you?
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I happen to be very
politically informed.
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You know, sending Jon Stewart
pictures of yourself in a bikini
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doesn't make you
politically informed.
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So who are you voting for?
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The handsome guy...
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with the yellow lab,
a little stubble, sparkly eyes.
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You're pathetic.
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Oh, yeah,
who are you voting for?
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The guy who used to
play for the Lakers...
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with the hot wife.
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And I'm pathetic.
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Plus, his voting record as
an assemblyman impressed me
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and he had some really great ideas
about the redistricting proposals.
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That's right.
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Hey, listen, you know what? I set a
fine example for Ritchie, all right?
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I drive a Prius.
I burn soy candles.
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I've got a black friend.
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I mean,
what more could I possibly do?
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Read a book.
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I read Jon Stewart's book.
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All right, I'm going to go
check on what's-his-face.
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Anybody want more coffee?
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I'll take a little.
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You guys kissed.
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No, we did not.
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What was that?
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- What?
- That. Just now.
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You two just looked
at each other.
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- No.
- Yes.
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I said you kissed and you looked
at each other. It was weird.
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And this right now, me telling you
and you denying it, that's weird, too.
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Nothing's weird.
You're making it weird.
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It wasn't weird before
you started saying weird.
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You're just crazy.
And you're weird.
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Oh, my God,
you guys are doing it.
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We're not doing it.
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I'm married to Pete and I'm
not even doing it with him.
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Well, something's going on.
And you'd better tell me what,
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otherwise I'm telling
everyone you're doing it.
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You'd better tell him.
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Oh, my God!
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There's something to tell.
I was totally bluffing.
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Quiet, jackass.
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There was one time...
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we made out.
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It was ten years ago.
I was home from college.
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It was before Barb was married.
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This is huge.
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I can't believe it. How was it?
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- Fantastic.
- Okay.
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I can't believe
Christine never told me.
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Christine doesn't know.
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Yeah, we didn't tell her at the time.
We thought she'd freak out.
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Why?
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Because back then it
would've been too weird.
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And now that we've been lying about
it for ten years, now it's too late.
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Yeah, and you can't tell her.
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I don't know what's
going to stop me.
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I'll give you a hint.
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Oh, God. He's so good!
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How can Simon say
he's not a star?
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Simon's always right.
I don't like him, either. Not a star.
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What? He grew up in
hard-times Mississippi.
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He had to take care
of his entire family.
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How can you not be
rooting for him?
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He's never going to make it.
Look, Paula's not even crying.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Did you vote?
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What? No. You can't vote until
they're done singing, you dumbass.
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I'm talking about the election,
you dumbass.
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Was that today?
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Oh, crap.
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It's not too late.
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If you leave now, you can probably
get there before the polls close.
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But Idol.
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- TiVo it.
- No, I can't. It's broken.
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We're watching this live,
like animals.
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If I go now, I'll miss the end.
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What'd I miss?
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Your mom forgot to vote.
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Don't tell him that.
I was going to vote, sweetie,
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but then I lost track of
time and now it's too late.
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You still have 15 minutes.
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Don't tell him that.
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Why aren't you going to vote?
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Because...
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I am. I'm going to vote.
Come on, let's go vote.
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- But Idol.
- No, forget it.
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This is important.
This is a sacred privilege.
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We must not be take
it for granted.
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We got to hurry up and get back
before that gay married guy comes on.
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I love him.
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Matthew, where do I vote?
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Oh, dude, it's really easy.
You go to the end of our street and...
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Okay, you know what,
you talk too slow.
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- Come on, you're taking me.
- But Idol.
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No! Come on, you're taking me.
Come on.
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Did you want to go with
your boyfriend or...
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Come on, I'm just teasing.
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It's funny.
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Just kidding around.
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Okay, since you're obviously
going to be an idiot about this,
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I'm going to need some insurance that
you're not going to tell Christine.
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What do you mean?
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You need to tell me
a secret of yours.
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So that way if you tell Christine
our secret, we'll tell yours.
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And it has to be
something embarrassing.
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How about... I'm afraid of you?
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That's no secret.
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Oh! All right, you're still open.
We made it.
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We are here to vote.
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- Name?
- Christine Campbell.
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This is my son Ritchie.
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He's very interested in
how democracy works.
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Can I watch your TV?
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- No.
- Shoot.
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I don't see you on the list.
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Really? Campbell.
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437 Myrtle Street.
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It's a cottage-y house
with the wood shingles,
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Christmas tree on the curb. Hey, do
you know who we call to pick that up...
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You know what? We'll take care of that.
It's probably not your department.
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You're not registered here.
When was the last time you voted?
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I don't believe that you are
allowed to ask me that question
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within 50 feet of
a polling place.
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Matthew, do you want
to do something?
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- Me? What can I possibly do?
- You're useless. Come on.
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I know that this is my place.
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I've been here before.
I remember the smell.
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Are you sure that
I'm not on that list?
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Oh, Christine.
You can't even get on this list?
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Why are you voting
in my neighborhood?
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We claim residency in some of
the poorer sections of town.
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Some tax thing.
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I think we own the liquor
store down the street.
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Oh. I love that liquor store.
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Thank you.
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Can we move this along?
We're going to miss the gay married guy.
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Oh, you have a date?
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No, it's Idol.
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You know,
I don't have time for this.
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We should go, too. We left the
housekeepers in the car watching Shrek.
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Isn't there something
that I can do?
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Maybe vote now and
register tomorrow?
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No, it's too late.
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The polls are closing
as of right...
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now.
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No, no, no, but I need to vote.
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My son needs to see me vote.
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Wait! My son. Ritchie! Ritchie!
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Okay, so.
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That's voting.
Do you have any questions?
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- No. That was scary.
- Yeah, okay, let's go.
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Well, Ritchie's doing okay.
Luckily, he was distracted
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by all those old vacuums
in that lady's garage.
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Yeah, what was that about?
I mean, are they building something?
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I feel like we
should call someone.
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What happened to me, Matthew?
I used to be so politically active.
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I used to have a
social conscience.
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I used to care about things that
were bigger than American Idol.
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Like when you cared
about Amazing Race?
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Before that.
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Oh, when you cared
about Survivor?
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Before that.
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You know, I used to care
about the world around me.
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I was involved, you know.
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Don't you remember in
college I was so active.
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Oh, you were very active.
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I remember three pregnancy
scares and a lot of antibiotics.
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I loved college.
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I used to go to rallies, I used to
go to Take Back The Night marches.
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Remember that bus trip
I took to Washington, D.C.?
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I remember when you found out you
had to use the bathroom on the bus,
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you made them drop
you off in Barstow.
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No, no, but then there was that creepy
guy in the tights at the rest stop,
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so I got back on the
bus and I went to D.C.
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I had a very edifying weekend,
you know.
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Have you ever been to
our nation's capitol?
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Well, the summer I worked
as a congressional page.
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Okay!
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Does everything have to be
a competition with you?
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I mean,
the point is that after that trip,
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I became really involved
in campus politics.
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I started the Young
Democrats Club,
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I slept that guy who made
the campaign buttons.
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It felt good.
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You know, I need to be a
better role model for Ritchie.
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I do. I mean, what does it say
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that his mother can't
even name our senators?
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Well, it'd probably be more damaging
for him to know there's a chance
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his real father is some
guy who make buttons.
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Such a small chance.
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You know, that's it.
I'm going to do something.
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I'm going to volunteer.
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Oh, hey, is Bill Clinton
running for anything?
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No.
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What else can I do?
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Stop sharing the details
of your filthy past,
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make me dinner,
clean the house.
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Yeah, I'll think of something.
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Hi, I'm collecting
signatures to...
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Oh. Go on in. I know. You prefer to
do your crippling on the way out.
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Sorry about that,
but I'm interested now.
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I see your T-shirt says
"Save The Planet."
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And I compost.
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Well, I haven't actually
gotten the composter yet,
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but I've got a black friend.
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Well, we're trying to
collect signatures.
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I'm in.
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- Do you want to hear what for?
- Definitely.
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We want to tell our representatives
in Congress that we are opposed...
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Very opposed.
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...to expanding unregulated offshore
drilling along the California...
248
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Border.
249
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...coast.
250
00:12:11,859 --> 00:12:14,156
Better. Yeah. Go on.
251
00:12:14,157 --> 00:12:15,828
That's it. That's the cause.
252
00:12:15,829 --> 00:12:17,487
Oh. I'm in.
253
00:12:17,488 --> 00:12:19,988
Great.
254
00:12:20,109 --> 00:12:21,288
- There you go.
- Thanks.
255
00:12:21,289 --> 00:12:23,607
Sure.
256
00:12:23,608 --> 00:12:26,278
Wow! You know, I was wondering.
257
00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:28,338
Do you guys need
any volunteers?
258
00:12:28,339 --> 00:12:30,877
Because I would be so
happy to do my part.
259
00:12:30,878 --> 00:12:33,368
Well, we could always use some
help collecting signatures.
260
00:12:33,369 --> 00:12:35,148
Oh. Great.
Oh, yes, I could do that.
261
00:12:35,149 --> 00:12:36,646
I can be very persuasive.
262
00:12:36,647 --> 00:12:38,627
Once, I convinced
my gym teacher
263
00:12:38,628 --> 00:12:43,628
that I had my period every
day for an entire semester.
264
00:12:49,147 --> 00:12:54,156
You know, we don't need to be friends.
We can just work together.
265
00:12:54,157 --> 00:12:58,216
Come on. You've had all day.
What's your secret?
266
00:12:58,217 --> 00:13:00,658
All right. How about this?
267
00:13:00,659 --> 00:13:04,216
When I was a junior in high school,
there was this super hot math teacher.
268
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She was unbelievable.
269
00:13:05,767 --> 00:13:07,935
All the guys had
total crushes on her.
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00:13:07,936 --> 00:13:11,498
And, one day,
she asked me to stay after class, and...
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she propositioned me.
272
00:13:14,626 --> 00:13:18,196
Okay, that's the
opposite of a secret.
273
00:13:20,289 --> 00:13:22,789
Um, that's bragging.
274
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And probably lying.
275
00:13:30,756 --> 00:13:33,256
Yeah.
276
00:13:34,978 --> 00:13:37,498
Well, I'm doing it.
I'm changing the world,
277
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one "regulated coastal
use claim" at a time.
278
00:13:41,269 --> 00:13:42,915
Someone let you
volunteer for them?
279
00:13:42,916 --> 00:13:44,218
Yup.
280
00:13:44,219 --> 00:13:46,418
I'm an activist. Check it out.
281
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I've just got to read this crap, and
stretch out the neck on this T-shirt,
282
00:13:49,709 --> 00:13:52,097
and I'm going to
hit the streets.
283
00:13:52,098 --> 00:13:53,686
I start at 3:00. Hey, listen.
284
00:13:53,687 --> 00:13:56,136
When you pick Ritchie up at school,
bring him by the market.
285
00:13:56,137 --> 00:13:59,227
He can see his
mom being a hero.
286
00:13:59,329 --> 00:14:04,905
I've got to go change. This
underwire is stabbing me in the pit.
287
00:14:04,906 --> 00:14:09,415
Hey, you keep this up, they're
going to put your face on a quarter.
288
00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:11,916
Yeah.
289
00:14:12,649 --> 00:14:14,095
Okay, come on. Stop stalling.
290
00:14:14,096 --> 00:14:16,798
We need something embarrassing. You've
got to have plenty to choose from.
291
00:14:16,799 --> 00:14:20,218
You used to wear a
feathered earring.
292
00:14:20,219 --> 00:14:22,766
Okay. Here's something
I've never told anyone.
293
00:14:22,767 --> 00:14:25,045
I guess it's a
little embarrassing.
294
00:14:25,046 --> 00:14:27,305
I was on the wrestling
team in high school.
295
00:14:27,306 --> 00:14:30,158
And, one weekend,
we were initiating the new members...
296
00:14:30,159 --> 00:14:32,237
So it's printed name,
signature and address.
297
00:14:32,238 --> 00:14:34,855
Make sure it's all legible.
Do you have any questions?
298
00:14:34,856 --> 00:14:37,356
Oh, yeah, just one.
299
00:14:37,429 --> 00:14:39,944
Who makes your buttons?
300
00:14:41,379 --> 00:14:43,558
It's not a guy named Larry,
is it?
301
00:14:43,559 --> 00:14:46,983
Big hair? Drives a VW Rabbit?
302
00:14:48,806 --> 00:14:50,416
I don't know.
303
00:14:50,417 --> 00:14:53,274
Okay. Well, just had to ask.
304
00:14:53,519 --> 00:14:55,378
Just get as many
signatures as you can,
305
00:14:55,379 --> 00:14:57,647
and I'll be back in a couple
of hours to check on you.
306
00:14:57,648 --> 00:15:01,502
Wait. Wait.
What if there's an emergency?
307
00:15:03,758 --> 00:15:06,258
Here's an extra pen.
308
00:15:07,888 --> 00:15:10,388
Thank you.
309
00:15:12,698 --> 00:15:15,458
Okay. Oh, here we go.
Hi. I'm Christine.
310
00:15:15,459 --> 00:15:17,835
I'm collecting signatures
for a very worthy cause.
311
00:15:17,836 --> 00:15:21,165
Well, maybe on the way out.
That would be fine with me.
312
00:15:21,166 --> 00:15:23,737
Hi. I'm working to save the environment.
I mean, not by myself.
313
00:15:23,738 --> 00:15:26,775
That would be dumb.
But I'm just... okay.
314
00:15:26,776 --> 00:15:30,156
Oh, hi.
I'm working to save the environment.
315
00:15:30,157 --> 00:15:31,446
Save the environment.
316
00:15:31,447 --> 00:15:34,097
Save the friggin' environment!
317
00:15:35,666 --> 00:15:38,117
Hi. I see you.
318
00:15:38,118 --> 00:15:41,258
I see you! I see you!
I see you!
319
00:15:43,948 --> 00:15:45,756
Hey, Chief. What's going on?
320
00:15:45,757 --> 00:15:49,257
Oh, thank you. Huh, finally,
somebody with a conscience.
321
00:15:49,258 --> 00:15:51,196
I'm collecting signatures.
322
00:15:51,197 --> 00:15:53,926
We want to send a message
to our representatives
323
00:15:53,927 --> 00:15:57,318
to stop unregulated oil drilling
off of the California coast.
324
00:15:57,319 --> 00:16:00,347
Oh, really? That's funny. Because
I want to send the opposite message,
325
00:16:00,348 --> 00:16:03,958
along with the 68 registered
voters who signed my petition.
326
00:16:03,959 --> 00:16:08,507
I'm not even counting the guy
who signed it "Hugh Jass".
327
00:16:08,508 --> 00:16:11,008
Oh, that's funny.
328
00:16:11,757 --> 00:16:13,485
Wait a minute.
You're against the initiative?
329
00:16:13,486 --> 00:16:15,346
How could anybody be
against the initiative?
330
00:16:15,347 --> 00:16:18,228
I suppose you're against babies
and bunnies and rainbows, too.
331
00:16:18,229 --> 00:16:20,496
Oh, that's so
typical of your side.
332
00:16:20,497 --> 00:16:23,637
Taking real issues and distorting
it with personal attacks.
333
00:16:23,638 --> 00:16:27,628
So why don't you just
go home now, shorty.
334
00:16:27,996 --> 00:16:30,636
I am not going to go home...
335
00:16:31,668 --> 00:16:34,168
tall.
336
00:16:34,678 --> 00:16:38,157
God! I mean, you know what?
For the first time in a very long time,
337
00:16:38,158 --> 00:16:39,486
I care about something.
338
00:16:39,487 --> 00:16:42,048
And, when I care about something,
I fight for it.
339
00:16:42,049 --> 00:16:43,858
Like... like,
in here, you know,
340
00:16:43,859 --> 00:16:46,138
they used to not let you
buy four eggs at a time,
341
00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:47,425
but I fought back,
342
00:16:47,426 --> 00:16:51,907
and now you can divide up your
cartons any way you want.
343
00:16:51,908 --> 00:16:54,326
- Wow. That was you?
- Yeah.
344
00:16:54,327 --> 00:16:58,047
I come in here every day
and buy a single egg,
345
00:16:58,048 --> 00:17:02,968
and I've always wondered,
"Who can I thank for this?"
346
00:17:03,068 --> 00:17:05,568
Me.
347
00:17:05,599 --> 00:17:08,302
I'm mocking you, dork.
348
00:17:09,449 --> 00:17:12,285
Hey, enough with
the nicknames...
349
00:17:12,286 --> 00:17:14,308
tall.
350
00:17:14,309 --> 00:17:17,198
God! You know,
you can make fun of me all you want,
351
00:17:17,199 --> 00:17:18,618
but I am not going anywhere.
352
00:17:18,619 --> 00:17:20,048
Oh, neither am I.
353
00:17:20,049 --> 00:17:22,547
Hi. I'm trying to
save the environment.
354
00:17:22,548 --> 00:17:27,148
It's a scam.
She's trying to steal your identity.
355
00:17:30,087 --> 00:17:32,345
You want to fight dirty?
I can fight dirty.
356
00:17:32,346 --> 00:17:35,386
I'm filthy.
Just ask my brother.
357
00:17:50,657 --> 00:17:53,157
What?
358
00:17:54,129 --> 00:17:57,939
You've heard of people
doing that before.
359
00:17:58,787 --> 00:18:03,867
I haven't even heard of farm
animals doing that before.
360
00:18:05,539 --> 00:18:08,039
It was the wrestling team.
361
00:18:09,068 --> 00:18:14,248
We were a bunch of young guys.
Don't be so freaked out.
362
00:18:15,719 --> 00:18:18,219
I'm more than freaked out.
363
00:18:20,408 --> 00:18:23,948
I think I'm going
to call the police.
364
00:18:34,738 --> 00:18:39,085
Oh! No... Okay, uh...
Just keep moving, Hortensia.
365
00:18:39,086 --> 00:18:43,045
Hey, Marlee! Lindsay!
You guys... Hey! I see you.
366
00:18:43,046 --> 00:18:45,518
Oh, Christine. Hello.
367
00:18:45,519 --> 00:18:48,417
So what now?
Are you on strike or something?
368
00:18:48,418 --> 00:18:51,017
Did we cross your picket line?
We don't want any trouble.
369
00:18:51,018 --> 00:18:54,237
No. I don't work here.
I'm collecting signatures to pass a bill
370
00:18:54,238 --> 00:18:56,257
that would help protect
the environment.
371
00:18:56,258 --> 00:19:00,098
The environment?
Oh, Christine, let it go.
372
00:19:00,967 --> 00:19:03,986
Let it go? No,
I'm talking about the Earth. Our planet.
373
00:19:03,987 --> 00:19:06,977
The world that we're
leaving our children.
374
00:19:06,978 --> 00:19:08,197
Come on.
375
00:19:08,198 --> 00:19:10,105
You're being a little dramatic,
don't you think?
376
00:19:10,106 --> 00:19:15,216
Yeah. The scientists will fix
everything. It'll be fine.
377
00:19:15,457 --> 00:19:18,065
Look. You two are
signing this petition.
378
00:19:18,066 --> 00:19:19,788
Either because it's
the right thing to do
379
00:19:19,789 --> 00:19:21,615
or because, if you don't,
380
00:19:21,616 --> 00:19:26,455
I'm going to tell everyone that
you vote in my neighborhood.
381
00:19:26,456 --> 00:19:28,956
Go ahead.
382
00:19:29,049 --> 00:19:32,237
And that you asked me
where I bought my purse.
383
00:19:32,238 --> 00:19:34,738
No! We'll sign it.
384
00:19:35,949 --> 00:19:39,188
Okay. And that's
two more signatures.
385
00:19:39,189 --> 00:19:40,748
Thank you, ladies.
386
00:19:40,749 --> 00:19:43,795
Hortensia, are you a citizen?
No? Okay.
387
00:19:43,796 --> 00:19:46,248
Would you like to...?
All right. That's fine.
388
00:19:46,249 --> 00:19:49,849
All right.
Thank you very much, Whitey.
389
00:19:52,206 --> 00:19:54,018
Whitney.
390
00:19:54,019 --> 00:19:57,348
Oh! Whitney. Oh, yeah.
That's better. Yeah.
391
00:19:57,349 --> 00:19:59,849
Pretty.
392
00:20:00,796 --> 00:20:02,697
Well, I did it!
393
00:20:02,698 --> 00:20:05,026
I got all my pages.
394
00:20:05,027 --> 00:20:07,096
Right there, baby.
395
00:20:07,097 --> 00:20:10,183
And they are on their way.
396
00:20:11,289 --> 00:20:14,294
Tough luck, Gigantor.
397
00:20:15,288 --> 00:20:18,178
How long did it take you
to think that one up?
398
00:20:18,179 --> 00:20:20,679
I worked through lunch.
399
00:20:21,079 --> 00:20:22,668
- You're ridiculous.
- Oh, yeah.
400
00:20:22,669 --> 00:20:24,937
And you're just mad
because the good guys won.
401
00:20:24,938 --> 00:20:27,376
Good guys? How do you figure?
402
00:20:27,377 --> 00:20:31,427
We're putting an end to
unregulated oil drilling.
403
00:20:31,428 --> 00:20:35,538
Your entire campaign is
sponsored by the oil companies.
404
00:20:35,539 --> 00:20:38,039
Didn't you even read it?
405
00:20:38,916 --> 00:20:41,416
I read my T-shirt.
406
00:20:44,217 --> 00:20:46,485
Do the Earth a favor, honey,
407
00:20:46,486 --> 00:20:49,716
limit your voting
to American Idol.
408
00:20:51,999 --> 00:20:55,051
American... What is that?
409
00:20:57,306 --> 00:20:59,806
Damn it!
410
00:21:02,593 --> 00:21:05,103
So I know it's a little confusing
and everything, but you understand
411
00:21:05,104 --> 00:21:06,971
how the voting
process works now?
412
00:21:06,972 --> 00:21:09,473
Yeah. I just call the number
of the person I want to win.
413
00:21:09,474 --> 00:21:13,294
Yeah. And the great this is, there's none
of this "one person, one vote" nonsense.
414
00:21:13,295 --> 00:21:15,264
I mean,
you can vote for your contestant
415
00:21:15,265 --> 00:21:17,501
as many times as your
finger holds out.
416
00:21:17,502 --> 00:21:19,153
It's a great example
of democracy.
417
00:21:19,154 --> 00:21:20,381
So, who are you
going to vote for?
418
00:21:20,382 --> 00:21:22,612
- The army guy.
- No, no, no. He's no good.
419
00:21:22,613 --> 00:21:24,623
Okay. I guess I'll
vote for Monique.
420
00:21:24,624 --> 00:21:27,214
And you just lost your vote.
421
00:21:27,272 --> 00:21:28,771
'Cause, as our
forefathers said,
422
00:21:28,772 --> 00:21:31,324
"With great power comes
great responsibility."
423
00:21:31,325 --> 00:21:32,871
Spiderman's uncle said that.
424
00:21:32,872 --> 00:21:34,794
Yeah. And he got it
from the forefathers.
425
00:21:34,795 --> 00:21:39,135
That's enough about politics.
Let's watch Idol.
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