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Oh, God. 3:15?
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Okay, if I go to sleep
right this second,
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I'd still have three
hours and 15 minutes.
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I could probably push it to
7:00 if I don't take a shower.
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No, I did that yesterday.
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It might be my stink
that's keeping me awake.
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Okay, this is crazy.
Just think about nothing.
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Hey, why did the smoke
alarm stop blinking?
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Oh, there it goes.
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Wait. It stopped again.
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Oh, there it goes.
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Okay, let the smoke alarm do its job.
Go to sleep.
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Okay, here we go. Sleep.
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Move!
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Oh-oh, another
bad night's sleep?
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Another day of unemployment?
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Wow, you're mean
when you're sleepy.
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Sorry. I only slept for
about two hours last night.
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I'll be fine.
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Poor baby.
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Don't touch me! Get a job!
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I... You know what? I don't have
to take this! I'm a grown man!
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If you don't start being nicer,
I'm going to move back in with Mom!
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I'm sorry. You're right.
You don't deserve that.
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You know what?
You need to get some help.
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Your sleep-deprived mood swings has
everyone in this house afraid of you.
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What? What are
you talking about?
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Nobody's scared of me.
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Hey, Mom, how'd you sleep?
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- Not great.
- Bye.
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- Wow, you are really tense.
- Yeah.
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Let me just do your neck and
we'll see if that does anything.
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Okay, just, just relax.
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- Let me do all the work.
- Okay.
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Don't fight me.
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- You're fighting me, Christine.
- Oh, sorry.
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Stop fighting me.
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Trust. Trust...
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- You're not trusting me.
- Okay.
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Damn you, that's good!
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Tell me about the sleeping
problem you've had.
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How long has that
been going on?
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Well, I haven't really gotten a good
night's sleep since the baby was born.
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How old is the baby?
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Almost ten.
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I mean, I try to get to bed early,
but the second I lie down,
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my mind starts racing.
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What are you thinking about?
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Oh, you know, everything.
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I mean, like last night, I was thinking
about everything I had to do tomorrow
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and everything I didn't
get done yesterday,
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and then I hear a cricket.
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And then I think
of my friend Susan
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who named her
daughter "Cricket."
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I didn't get her a present
when she was born and...
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now Cricket has asthma.
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That's sad.
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And then I start laughing,
you know, because...
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Cricket is a, a funny name.
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Oh, wait a minute.
Is her name Cricket?
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God, yes, you bastard!
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Okay, go ahead and turn over.
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You can't function without
a good night's sleep.
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Have you tried relaxation exercises?
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Nah, they piss me off.
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- Sex?
- Same thing.
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Have you thought
about a sleeping pill?
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Oh, I don't want to
go down that road.
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I remember on The
Mary Tyler Moore Show,
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Mary had insomnia and then she
got addicted to sleeping pills.
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Well, science has made great
strides since the fictional 1970s.
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Look, if you want, I'll have my
partner write a prescription for you.
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Try it and see what happens.
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Well, you've always taken
such good care of me.
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I mean, if you think it'll help,
I guess I can try it.
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Sweet mother!
I love you, Dr. Mike.
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Oh, I feel so relaxed.
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Is that a cricket?
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Burton!
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Christine, hey.
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Hey.
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What are you doing here?
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Oh, I was just seeing
my chiropractor.
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What are you doing here?
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Well, I'm, uh,
seeing my therapist.
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I didn't know you
were in therapy.
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How long you been going?
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About six months.
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Oh, that's right around the time
we stopped seeing each other.
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Yes, right around that time.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, that was,
that was a really hard time for me.
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I mean,
I broke up with my girlfriend for you
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because you led me to
believe that you loved me,
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and then you,
you made out with your ex-husband.
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Oh, yeah.
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That was weird, huh?
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You know, I'm not blaming you.
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That's taken a lot of
hard work with Sheila.
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That's my therapist,
and it's cost me the equivalent
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of a seven-day all-inclusive
singles cruise to the Caribbean.
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Yeah, I looked into
it for a little bit.
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It's fun. Mostly guys.
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Mostly gay.
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Anyway, um...
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it's really, really nice to run into
you. I should probably be going.
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- Oh, okay.
- You look great.
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Oh, thanks. So do you.
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- Okay. Nice to talk...
- No, I better not.
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I just feel so bad for Burton.
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I mean, six months
with a doctor to get over...?
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Poor guy. I feel terrible.
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And a little great.
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He was deeply in
love with me, okay?
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It's awful.
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God, I just hope he
can get over me.
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I hope you can get over you.
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Quiet! A man was destroyed!
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Now, you know what?
I'm gonna you to help me, okay?
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I don't know how these are
gonna affect me and you know,
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I don't really believe
in taking sleep aids.
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- You don't believe in taking sleep aids?
- Right.
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Wine?
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That's different.
It's from the Earth, natural.
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Nyquil?
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It's from the store...
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natural.
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This is a whole
other league, okay?
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This is a prescription
sleep medicine.
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You know what,
I've seen the ads for these.
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It's got that little sleepy
bear who climbs into the clouds
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and then the clouds float
away into a rainbow.
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Why don't you just take acid?
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'Cause my insurance
won't cover acid.
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Wow! This stuff is powerful.
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Look at the warning.
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"Don't drink alcohol.
Don't operate heavy machinery.
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Don't make
important decisions."
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You should have that sewn
into your underwear.
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She's been asleep for 11 hours.
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You think we should
check on her?
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No, I already did.
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She was on her stomach
on top of the covers
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with her nightgown hiked
up around her neck.
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Closed my eyes so fast
it blew the door shut.
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Oh, my God!
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Good morning!
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Wow, that was the best
night's sleep I have ever had.
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I feel fantastic!
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How long was I out?
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20 years.
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Richie has two kids and his
wife doesn't care for you.
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Yeah, well,
she's no prize either.
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Hey, what are you doing here?
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I was promised waffles.
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By whom?
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- You.
- What?
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Yeah, you called me in the
middle of the night all excited
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about your new waffle iron.
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What? No, no,
I didn't call you.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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- Hi.
- Did we miss the waffles?
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I called you, too?
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How can I not remember?
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It was 4:11. I remember
because my watch said 4:19.
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I keep it eight minutes
fast so I'm never early...
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or late.
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I forget how it works.
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God, that is so weird.
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I don't remember anything.
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You know what? I think I saw
something about this on 60 Minutes.
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Some of those sleeping
pills have side effects.
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People do all sorts
of crazy things.
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They have conversations and go places,
don't remember a thing about it.
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This one woman went to a Laundromat
and folded other people's laundry.
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What? Why didn't you tell me
this before I took the pill?
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Well, I figured the chances of you
folding laundry were pretty remote.
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Well, I appreciated your call.
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Just knowing you're so happy for me
and Richard means everything to me.
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What?
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I said that?
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You called me "Cricket."
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You told me the only thing you
valued more than our marriage
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was our friendship.
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You were nice. It was weird.
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Nice? That doesn't
sound like me.
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Who else did I call?
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Barb, Barb, Richard...
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Uh-oh, Mom.
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Oh, that's okay.
She won't remember it either.
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Some 3-1-0 number.
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Uh-oh. The 3-1-0
number's calling.
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Hey, Matthew! Matthew,
I think I erased our outgoing message.
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Do you know how I...
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Christine, it's Burton.
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You're probably still sleeping,
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but I just had to call and say that I woke
up with a smile on my face this morning
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after our phone
conversation last night.
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And I've decided you're right--
screw my therapist.
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I can't wait to see you, too.
I'll pick you up at 8:00.
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Sounds like you promised
him more than waffles.
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What is the deal
with the waffles?
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Barb, forget about
the waffles, okay?
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I made a date with Burton.
I mean, he was just getting over me,
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and then I call him
and renew his hope?
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I mean,
this may actually kill him.
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Let's put her in a sack and
bring her down to the river.
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Why would I call Burton?
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Maybe you still have
feelings for Burton,
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and the pills tapped
into your subconscious.
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My subconscious?
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You think my subconscious
still likes Burton?
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Maybe your subconscious
can make me some waffles.
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You know, I mean,
maybe I do like Burton.
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I mean, I did like Burton.
We had a great time together.
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He's funny, he's smart,
he's handsome.
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So you're gonna
go out with him?
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Well, I don't know.
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Why not give it a shot,
see if the magic is still there.
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Maybe the magic can
make me some waffles.
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Okay!
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Enough about the waffles.
This is big, you know?
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I'm going out with Burton.
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I might have a great time, you guys.
Third time might be the charm.
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Ah. Speaking of time,
I better get going. I'm late.
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Or early.
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I'll do it tomorrow.
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I tell you,
the best thing I did to help me
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get through the hollydays
was getting that cat.
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Burton.
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Yes, yes,
I named him after myself.
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Yeah, it was my
therapist's idea.
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She thought it would be a great lesson
in learning to care for myself.
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As I learn to nourish Burton,
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I learn to nourish me.
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As I learn to, uh, love Burton,
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I learn to love me.
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A cat named Burton.
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Dynamite.
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My therapist would kill me if she
knew I was out with you right now.
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But what the hell, huh?
I'm a different person.
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Yeah, you certainly seem
like a different person.
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You're definitely
a different person.
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The things you said to me
last night were so sweet.
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Yeah, I guess way down
deep I'm a sweetheart.
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Way, way down.
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Will you excuse
me for a second?
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I'm supposed to call the
vet before they close.
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Burton has worms.
250
00:14:04,916 --> 00:14:07,257
Don't go anywhere.
251
00:14:07,258 --> 00:14:10,138
- I can't. You drove.
- I did.
252
00:14:11,806 --> 00:14:14,306
Hey. I need a hug.
253
00:14:15,298 --> 00:14:17,798
Okay.
254
00:14:22,338 --> 00:14:25,133
Hey, I need a drink.
255
00:14:29,065 --> 00:14:31,484
Okay, we get it. You've been
explaining the game for 20 minutes.
256
00:14:31,485 --> 00:14:33,285
- Let's just play.
- Okay.
257
00:14:33,286 --> 00:14:36,504
I've got a Magic Saber
of the Underlord Dragon.
258
00:14:36,505 --> 00:14:40,514
So I have to give you all my monsters
whose Power Stars equal six or more
259
00:14:40,515 --> 00:14:42,516
as a tribute from the battle.
260
00:14:42,517 --> 00:14:45,017
Your turn.
261
00:14:51,147 --> 00:14:53,647
Go fish.
262
00:14:55,756 --> 00:14:58,256
I knew this wouldn't work.
263
00:14:59,326 --> 00:15:01,955
I do not understand this game.
264
00:15:01,956 --> 00:15:04,456
Want to play for money?
265
00:15:05,425 --> 00:15:08,705
Do you take
Christine's debit card?
266
00:15:12,136 --> 00:15:13,027
Hello?
267
00:15:13,028 --> 00:15:15,754
There is nothing in my
subconscious or otherwise
268
00:15:15,755 --> 00:15:17,967
that still has
feelings for Burton.
269
00:15:17,968 --> 00:15:21,584
He's too nice for me.
He's so sensitive.
270
00:15:21,585 --> 00:15:24,085
Like a woman.
271
00:15:24,266 --> 00:15:27,436
And not the kind
of woman I like.
272
00:15:32,815 --> 00:15:35,155
Wow, so I guess it was
all just the pills, huh?
273
00:15:35,156 --> 00:15:38,536
Oh, I'm not gonna make it!
Burton is so awful.
274
00:15:38,537 --> 00:15:41,357
And I feel myself being mean to him,
you know?
275
00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:43,786
I mean, I don't want to,
but he's so weak.
276
00:15:43,787 --> 00:15:47,437
And weak guys bring
out my mean streak.
277
00:15:47,508 --> 00:15:50,964
- Why don't you just leave?
- Oh, I can't-- he's too fragile.
278
00:15:50,965 --> 00:15:54,427
God, those pills made me a
completely different person.
279
00:15:54,428 --> 00:15:57,767
I don't know how I'm gonna
make it through this night.
280
00:15:57,768 --> 00:16:01,976
- What's she doing now?
- She's gonna take a pill.
281
00:16:01,977 --> 00:16:04,477
I know-- I'll take a pill.
282
00:16:04,947 --> 00:16:07,776
I mean, not a whole one.
You know-- like a quarter.
283
00:16:07,777 --> 00:16:09,905
- Well, maybe a half.
- All right, be careful.
284
00:16:09,906 --> 00:16:12,767
No, it's okay--
I haven't had a drink, and he's driving.
285
00:16:12,768 --> 00:16:14,406
It'll just take the edge off,
you know?
286
00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:16,907
Hey, let me talk to Barb.
287
00:16:26,625 --> 00:16:31,554
How much will you give me for
my Lovely Lady of Lorimar?
288
00:16:31,555 --> 00:16:35,205
Will you take my
Giant Red Sea Serpent?
289
00:16:40,945 --> 00:16:43,445
I don't think I'd better.
290
00:17:05,338 --> 00:17:08,378
Oh, Matthew, oh, wow.
I'm sorry.
291
00:17:08,396 --> 00:17:11,015
I hope we didn't wake you up.
292
00:17:11,016 --> 00:17:14,785
Uh, Burton,
you remember Matthew, my brother.
293
00:17:14,786 --> 00:17:17,246
My support system.
294
00:17:17,247 --> 00:17:19,747
My rock.
295
00:17:23,418 --> 00:17:25,918
My God.
296
00:17:26,477 --> 00:17:29,967
Sorry it's so late, but we just
had a beautiful night together.
297
00:17:29,968 --> 00:17:31,817
- Reconnecting.
- Beautiful!
298
00:17:31,818 --> 00:17:34,056
Oh, Matthew, we reconnected.
299
00:17:34,057 --> 00:17:35,965
Okay, that's enough.
Time to disconnect.
300
00:17:35,966 --> 00:17:39,105
No, no, no, no. Not yet.
I've got to say something to Burton.
301
00:17:39,106 --> 00:17:40,846
- Oh, no, you don't.
- I love you.
302
00:17:40,847 --> 00:17:42,777
And you said it.
303
00:17:42,778 --> 00:17:44,905
- I love you, too, baby.
- And now he's said it.
304
00:17:44,906 --> 00:17:47,995
- Oh, love you, Burton!
- Good night, Burton.
305
00:17:47,996 --> 00:17:51,624
Now, listen, tell Burton
I hope he feels better, okay?
306
00:17:51,625 --> 00:17:52,504
Good night, Burton.
307
00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:55,676
I'll bring you a picture of Burton
next time. He is gonna love you.
308
00:17:55,677 --> 00:17:59,042
Oh... and I am
gonna love Burton!
309
00:18:00,617 --> 00:18:03,117
Meow.
310
00:18:04,535 --> 00:18:07,575
What the hell?
Get in the house!
311
00:18:10,935 --> 00:18:12,284
I kissed him?
312
00:18:12,285 --> 00:18:15,207
It looked like you were
trying to eat him.
313
00:18:15,208 --> 00:18:17,834
- Oh, my God!
- And you told him you loved him.
314
00:18:17,835 --> 00:18:20,806
- No!
- And he said he loved you.
315
00:18:20,807 --> 00:18:25,147
And you invited me on a
girls' getaway weekend.
316
00:18:25,206 --> 00:18:28,385
I did all that,
and I don't remember any of it?
317
00:18:28,386 --> 00:18:31,165
I wonder if I should
stop taking these pills.
318
00:18:31,166 --> 00:18:33,666
I wonder.
319
00:18:34,007 --> 00:18:35,557
You're ruining a man's life.
320
00:18:35,558 --> 00:18:38,327
Even that doesn't
make me happy.
321
00:18:38,328 --> 00:18:43,274
But I am so well rested, you know?
I'm not sleepy, I'm not grumpy.
322
00:18:43,275 --> 00:18:45,775
You're still dopey.
323
00:18:46,455 --> 00:18:49,781
Yeah. Okay, I know.
Poor Burton.
324
00:18:50,115 --> 00:18:52,357
Well, I'm just gonna have
to tell him the truth:
325
00:18:52,358 --> 00:18:55,224
that I'm a sleep-deprived
Jekyll and Hyde.
326
00:18:55,225 --> 00:18:59,864
Boy, he's gonna be in therapy for
the rest of his life over this.
327
00:18:59,865 --> 00:19:02,905
Well, thank God
he's got Burton.
328
00:19:03,716 --> 00:19:06,216
Did you sneak another pill?
329
00:19:08,307 --> 00:19:09,386
It's Burton.
330
00:19:09,387 --> 00:19:11,877
Oh, shoot.
I have to deal with this.
331
00:19:11,878 --> 00:19:13,115
- No!
- No!
332
00:19:13,116 --> 00:19:15,904
All right, fine.
You're right, no pills, okay?
333
00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:17,747
I'll just have to
tell him the truth.
334
00:19:17,748 --> 00:19:20,338
No matter how much it hurts.
335
00:19:22,268 --> 00:19:24,604
- Hi, Christine.
- Burton, hi.
336
00:19:24,605 --> 00:19:28,076
I'm glad you're here-- I need to talk
to you about what happened last night.
337
00:19:28,077 --> 00:19:30,325
Yeah, I need to
talk to you, too.
338
00:19:30,326 --> 00:19:32,857
Burton, you know I like you.
339
00:19:32,858 --> 00:19:35,906
I know,
but I can't keep seeing you.
340
00:19:35,907 --> 00:19:38,407
What?
341
00:19:38,436 --> 00:19:41,992
I'm just not really
myself right now.
342
00:19:42,045 --> 00:19:44,895
I probably should have
told you earlier, but...
343
00:19:44,896 --> 00:19:49,396
my therapist has me on
some pretty serious drugs.
344
00:19:49,665 --> 00:19:55,394
It's a potent cocktail of antidepressants
and anti-anxiety medication.
345
00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:56,866
What do they do?
346
00:19:56,867 --> 00:20:00,127
Apparently, they
make you tolerable.
347
00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:02,684
Hey! Hey!
348
00:20:02,685 --> 00:20:06,374
Christine, I'm sorry, but you were always
a little rough around the edges for me,
349
00:20:06,375 --> 00:20:09,077
and the medicine
smoothed everything out.
350
00:20:09,078 --> 00:20:11,785
- You said you loved me.
- I know I have hurt you,
351
00:20:11,786 --> 00:20:15,054
but I can't keep seeing someone
I can only tolerate if I'm on drugs.
352
00:20:15,055 --> 00:20:18,381
Okay! I heard you.
353
00:20:18,987 --> 00:20:22,835
If you want to talk about tolerate, I mean,
I wasn't gonna tell you this, but...
354
00:20:22,836 --> 00:20:25,336
I was on something, too.
355
00:20:25,705 --> 00:20:28,354
Yeah, that's right--
I had to take pills
356
00:20:28,355 --> 00:20:30,727
to get through
the meal with you.
357
00:20:30,728 --> 00:20:32,136
Oh, boy.
358
00:20:32,137 --> 00:20:35,157
So now you're gonna tell me
that you were on pills, too.
359
00:20:35,158 --> 00:20:38,467
Yeah. I was. I don't remember
anything that happened last night.
360
00:20:38,468 --> 00:20:39,596
Of course you don't.
361
00:20:39,597 --> 00:20:41,784
No. I don't.
362
00:20:41,785 --> 00:20:45,355
Wow. I really destroyed you,
didn't I?
363
00:20:50,118 --> 00:20:53,393
Destroyed me?
No, I wrecked you.
364
00:20:53,445 --> 00:20:56,645
You're the one who's been in
therapy for the last six months,
365
00:20:56,646 --> 00:20:59,146
naming cats after yourself.
366
00:20:59,695 --> 00:21:02,594
What are you talking about?
I don't own a cat.
367
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:03,954
Crazy!
368
00:21:03,955 --> 00:21:05,944
I'm not the crazy one.
369
00:21:05,945 --> 00:21:09,674
I mean, I can't sleep, yeah,
and I've got some hostility issues,
370
00:21:09,675 --> 00:21:12,527
but other than that,
I am golden.
371
00:21:12,528 --> 00:21:14,017
Sure you are.
372
00:21:14,018 --> 00:21:15,287
What is this?
373
00:21:15,288 --> 00:21:16,607
Sheila's number.
374
00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:17,685
Call her.
375
00:21:17,686 --> 00:21:19,775
A little therapy might
do you some good.
376
00:21:19,776 --> 00:21:23,631
Hey, I don't need therapy,
nut job!
377
00:21:24,996 --> 00:21:27,540
What... No, no, I'm strong!
378
00:21:27,596 --> 00:21:29,506
I'm independent!
379
00:21:29,507 --> 00:21:33,417
I'm in the best mental
health of my life!
380
00:21:33,798 --> 00:21:36,298
Hey, call me!
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