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Nice try.
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I'm here now.
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Sorry if I kept you waiting.
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Ran into a little bit of a,
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uh. oh, I see.
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Hey, ritchie.
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Hey, mr. Harris.
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Yeah. You know what Soccer practice went
so much longer than it was supposed to
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and then he forgot his shin guards.
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So we had to go back to the park to get them,
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and then I would have dropped them off at the house,
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but that would have taken another extra
45 minutes, and I would have called you
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but, yesterday, I dropped my cell phone in the toilet.
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After, so.
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I left it there.
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Good call.
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So we'll all eat together.
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So, ritchie, how was soccer practice?
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I stink.
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But you showed up, and that's what counts.
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Actually, he does stink.
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I think one of his armpit glands came in.
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So I'm letting him use my secret deodorant.
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And I'll let you in on a little secret It ain't working.
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Maybe tonight isn't the best night for you.
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We can reschedule if there's a better one.
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No, no, no. there's no better night.this is fine.
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And you know what?
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I brought ritchie's psp, soe hcan be
occupied and we can have our date.
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Yeah, we can do anything, really.
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We don't exist anymore.
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Seriously, we could round several bases right on top
of this table, and no one would notice a thing.
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That's the same thing you said about the
dodger game, and we made it on the jumbotron.
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We were like movie stars.
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I'm looking forward to taking you out to the ball game again.
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Mom!
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We're not doing anything.
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It's dead.
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Oh, well, that's not a problem, because your clever
mommy brought a power cord right here in her purse.
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Now, just have to find an outlet.
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Oh, here.
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Uh, excuse me.
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Um. you know, my son needs to use this outlet for his game.
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Would you mind terribly if you switched tables with us?
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We are sitting right over there.
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We like our table.
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We don't want to sit over there.
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That's nice.
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This is why the french hate us.
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You know what?
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I'm going to run out and go to the hardware store
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Grab an extension cord, and them I'll come right back.
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Christine, stop. Stop. Take ritchie home.
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He's tired, you're tired, your phone's in the toilet.
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We can do this another night.
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Well, you know what?
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Come to my house, and then, after I put ritchie to bed
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At least we can make out a little bit before I pass out.
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Mom, my game isn't on. I can hear you.
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Good job.
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Let's go.
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Television he's asleep.
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Play ball.
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I'm not.
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I'm not really comfortable doing this
when there are other people here.
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Oh, no. Don't worry about ritchie.
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He's practically in a coma.
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Yeah, but they're not.
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Kiss him again!
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What?
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What are you doing here?
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Get out of here!
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Get!
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They keep coming back because you feed them.
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What? what are you even doing here?
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You invited me over for birthday drinks.
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It started out as birthday weekend, which
was rescheduled to birthday dinner
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Which was rescheduled to birthday drinks.
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Oh. Well, sorry about that.
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Catch you next year.
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It's getting late.
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I should go.
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Oh, I'm so sorry about this.
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This date has been a total bust.
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That's all right, you can make iupt to me.
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What are you doing tuesday night?
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Tuesday?
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Uh. where.? Oh, here. Let me look at my thing.
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Tuesday, tuesday.
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Ritchie has karate on tuesday, and nei ver miss it.
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Of all the sports he plays, it's my favorite costume.
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But, I don't know, maybe richard can videotape it.
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Hey, richard?
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What's up?
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Hey, handsome.
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Oh, that was weird.
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Have you been getting those funny
e-mails I've been forwarding you?
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Every day.
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Thanks for thinking of me.
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Okay, listen, um.
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Daniel wants to take me out on tuesday night, so can
you swap with me and I'll take ritchie on wednesday?
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I can't... I got a speeding ticket,
and I have to go to traffic school.
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Hey, matthew? Listen.
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Can you take ritchie to karate on tuesday
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And then I'll take him to work with me on
saturday and you can have the whole day off then
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Yeah, I don't like the karate studio. Too much yelling.
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I get enough of that at home.
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Do it, matthew!
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Hey, if you want, ritchie can come with me.
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I'll be scratching dirty words in the door of pete's mercedes.
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And then we'll get ice cream.
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Barb's going through an ugly divorce.
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But I still love dirty words and ice cream.
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Why don't I take ritchie on thursday?
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You can go out then.
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Uh, thursday?
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- Yeah. Works for me.
- Works for me.
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Great.It's a date.
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Wait. Richard, we have tickets to a show.
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Oh, no, that's tuesday.
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In october.
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2004.
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Does anyone know how to work this?
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Okay, so thursday.
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Pick you up at 7:00.... Okay.
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While everybody has their books out, I
need christine a week from sunday night.
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My school is having a new faculty reception,
and since I'm the only new faculty
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And the only black guy, everybody's going to be looking at mE.
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I want you with me.
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Yeah, walking in with a white woman... that
should put you right under the radar.
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Okay, yeah.
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I've got you down in my book.
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Wait. That's my sister's birthday.
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No, it isn'T.What the hell?
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I'll see you on thursday.
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Okay. Definitely.
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Well, happy birthday to me.
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Hey, who wants to light a bag of dog poop in pete's mailbox
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And then go to baskin-robbins for ice cream cake?
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You're here. I was waiting for you.
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Were you?
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Yeah.
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Cause I was knocking on the door for kind of a long time.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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I was just putting on a few final touches.
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Oh, that's for you.
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You subscribe now, you get an apron.
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You were sleeping.
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You're exhausted.
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No, no, no.
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I mean, I'm, you know, I'm just a little tired.
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I had to get up at 4:00 this morning to pay bills.
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And then I had to check ritchie's homework,
then I had to do ritchie's homework
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And then I had to open up the gym,
and then I had to close the gym
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While I took ritchie his homework that he forgot.
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And then I had to reopen the gym.
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And then I had to apologize to the
woman that I locked in the gym.
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But, anyway, now I am here and I am ready to.
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Go. hah!
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Okay. Ready.
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Christine, you have a lot going on.
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I know it's hard for you get away in the middle of the week.
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Let's do this another time.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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There is no other time.
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This is my only night without ritchie.
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Oh, but, man, I am so tired.
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I don't think i can go out tonight.
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How about if we just stay here, and
you and i have a little alone time?
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Okay, I got powerade, orange slices, band-aids,
ice pack... what else am I missing?
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Personal boundaries, self-control, a desire to clean your house.
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You're not wrong.
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Okay, so listen.
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Tonight, I have daniel's big cocktail.
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Party.
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Sorry.
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Thought you were going to say something else.
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Go on.
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All right, listen, matthew, this is a big night.
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I have to make up for the last three
dates I've cancelled with him
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So I have to be well-rested, so I may take a catnap
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on the way to the game, and then on the way back.
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So you're asking me to drive?
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Oh, that's a good idea.
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Hey, richard.
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So you know that you're taking ritchie tonight, right?
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Yes, you told me ten times.
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I even put it in my new blackberry.
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There's no way it's 3:00 A.M.
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Damn it.
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Okay, now listen.
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Just so you know, we have to come
straight back here after the game
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daniel's thing starts at 6:00,so I have
to start getting ready at, like, 3:00.
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I mean, this doesn't just happen in five minutes.
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Well, this happens in five minutes but,
you know, fixing it takes, like, hours.
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Why don't you stay home, the n?
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We'll take ritchie.He'll be fine.
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No, no, no.
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I can't miss ritchie's soccer tournament.
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Anyway, it's a single elimination.
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I mean, we'll be home by lunchtime.
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What if ritchie's team wins?
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I can't believe we won all three games!
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Yeah.
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And each one in overtime! That was amazing.
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You were great.
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I'm so happy!
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I am so screwed.
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Come on! Come on!
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Where are all these people going?!
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All right, everybody calm down!
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Daniel's dinner starts in 20 minutes.
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Matthew, how far away are we?
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Well, let's see.
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At three miles per hour, we should be there in five, ten.tuesday.
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Don't let this guy in!
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Don't! Matthew!
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I am the driver, and that was an ambulance.
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It's okay.
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Those things never start on time.
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It'll clear up.
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There's always traffic here.
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There's a hooters and a water park.
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They must be zoned for boob.
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That's his favorite joke.
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I'm going to call daniel again on his cell.
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Daniel, hey, it's me.
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It's christine.
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Hello.Are you there?
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Can you pick up? Pick up!
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So you think he has an old-fashioned
answering machine on his cell phone?
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You don't know.
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Anyway, we are, uh, we're still stuck in traffic and
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uh. but I'm on my way, okay?
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And I'm going to be there as soon as I can.
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Oh! Hi. Hi. You're there.
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Hi. Hello?
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A-daniel?
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I thought I just heard you pick up.
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Okay, anyway, listen.
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I'm on my way.
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I'm on my way, okay?
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I'll see you soon. Bye.
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Oh, gosh. Man.
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It is so frustrating dating somebody
who doesn't carry a cell phone.
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Can I have my phone back, please?
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Christine, would you mind opening the window?
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We could use a little air back here.
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It's not okay.
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It wasn't me.
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It's ritchie.
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My body's changing!
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You know what?
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Give me the cell phone.
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I'm going to call barb and have her go to
the party and tell daniel I am on my way
256
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And I'm not going to blow him.
257
00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:44,914
Him off.
258
00:10:46,017 --> 00:10:47,740
Thought you were going to say something else.
259
00:10:50,777 --> 00:10:55,808
Look, pete, I'm sure there's plenty of
people that hate you enough to key your car.
260
00:10:56,109 --> 00:10:58,504
I don't know why you would immediately jump to me.
261
00:10:59,546 --> 00:11:01,721
Well, you tell your neighbors to mind their business.
262
00:11:03,154 --> 00:11:06,321
No, I did not put dog poop in your mailbox.
263
00:11:06,602 --> 00:11:08,075
Did they see me do that?
264
00:11:09,198 --> 00:11:10,861
Well, then you're paranoid.
265
00:11:12,184 --> 00:11:13,427
I got to go.
266
00:11:15,852 --> 00:11:16,995
Hello.
267
00:11:18,207 --> 00:11:19,280
Hey, barb, it's me.
268
00:11:19,420 --> 00:11:20,292
Where are you?
269
00:11:20,543 --> 00:11:22,126
Ugh! Stuck in traffic.
270
00:11:22,306 --> 00:11:26,115
Listen, I need you to drive to the
crestridge hotel in santa monica
271
00:11:26,135 --> 00:11:28,741
And tell daniel that I'm running late.
272
00:11:30,114 --> 00:11:31,697
Hello? Barb?
273
00:11:31,737 --> 00:11:32,739
Hello?
274
00:11:32,759 --> 00:11:34,122
Oh, god, I've lost her.
275
00:11:34,553 --> 00:11:35,586
No, I heard you.
276
00:11:35,616 --> 00:11:37,500
I just don't want to do it.
277
00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:39,093
Barb, please?
278
00:11:39,284 --> 00:11:42,781
My relationship depends on you finding
daniel and giving him my message.
279
00:11:43,273 --> 00:11:44,335
Okay, I'll do it.
280
00:11:44,475 --> 00:11:45,748
What do you want me to tell him?
281
00:11:46,069 --> 00:11:51,972
Tell him that I did not forget, that I'm on my way, and just
entertain him until I get there so he doesn't feel neglected.
282
00:11:52,002 --> 00:11:53,966
He will not feel neglected.
283
00:11:54,738 --> 00:11:56,542
I know exactly what to do.
284
00:11:56,662 --> 00:11:57,664
No, barb. No.
285
00:11:58,727 --> 00:11:59,769
Breaking up.
286
00:12:01,142 --> 00:12:02,355
Barb.
287
00:12:03,467 --> 00:12:04,459
Okay, well, whatever.
288
00:12:04,529 --> 00:12:05,892
That'll buy me some time.
289
00:12:08,147 --> 00:12:09,560
I think I need a shower.
290
00:12:09,661 --> 00:12:11,104
I think you need more than that.
291
00:12:12,296 --> 00:12:13,599
I mean, maybe.
292
00:12:13,860 --> 00:12:15,724
I don't know. Do you?
293
00:12:20,174 --> 00:12:20,765
Look at this.
294
00:12:20,815 --> 00:12:22,158
The traffic is letting up.
295
00:12:22,228 --> 00:12:23,722
Okay. All right.
296
00:12:23,862 --> 00:12:25,606
We may make it with time to spare.
297
00:12:25,626 --> 00:12:27,881
I'll just throw on my clothes, slap on a little makeup.
298
00:12:28,021 --> 00:12:29,023
My hair's already.
299
00:12:29,184 --> 00:12:31,689
Awful!
300
00:12:32,641 --> 00:12:34,225
What?!
301
00:12:40,839 --> 00:12:42,954
Excuse me, I'm looking for daniel harris.
302
00:12:43,575 --> 00:12:44,928
Are you the girlfriend we've heard about?
303
00:12:45,199 --> 00:12:46,562
No, I'm newly single.
304
00:12:46,842 --> 00:12:48,205
Trying to keep my options open.
305
00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:50,931
What's your deal?
306
00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:54,850
Mr. Harris is over there.
307
00:12:59,270 --> 00:13:00,302
Barb?
308
00:13:00,312 --> 00:13:01,394
I was looking for you.
309
00:13:01,835 --> 00:13:03,369
Hey, what's that guy's deal?
310
00:13:03,740 --> 00:13:04,802
He was hitting on me.
311
00:13:05,864 --> 00:13:06,656
Hard.
312
00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:09,272
Christine isn't coming, is she?
313
00:13:09,592 --> 00:13:10,224
Yes, she is.
314
00:13:10,254 --> 00:13:12,619
She's just running a little late, but she's on her way.
315
00:13:12,699 --> 00:13:17,209
But she's authorized me to keep you
entertained in whatever way I see fit.
316
00:13:18,933 --> 00:13:19,705
She really said that?
317
00:13:20,045 --> 00:13:21,709
No, I was joking.
318
00:13:22,731 --> 00:13:25,728
Oh. that, that's funny.
319
00:13:28,825 --> 00:13:29,777
Thank you.
320
00:13:31,651 --> 00:13:32,884
You're welcome.
321
00:13:35,970 --> 00:13:37,364
Thank you.
322
00:13:42,415 --> 00:13:44,309
Okay, how does that look?
323
00:13:44,619 --> 00:13:45,411
Is that any better?
324
00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:46,764
Oh, yeah, much better.
325
00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:48,127
Nice and big.
326
00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:50,553
What do I care?
327
00:13:50,813 --> 00:13:52,216
My hair is the least of my worries.
328
00:13:52,487 --> 00:13:54,501
I can't wear a sweat suit to daniel's banquet.
329
00:13:54,521 --> 00:13:55,954
I have to look cute.
330
00:13:56,415 --> 00:13:57,819
That looks cute.
331
00:13:58,390 --> 00:13:59,392
Thank you.
332
00:14:01,467 --> 00:14:02,810
Take off your clothes.
333
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:05,716
What?
334
00:14:05,876 --> 00:14:08,442
We're about the same size, and I
don't have anything else to wear.
335
00:14:08,462 --> 00:14:10,055
We need to swap clothes.
336
00:14:10,146 --> 00:14:12,020
Oh, boy!
337
00:14:23,705 --> 00:14:27,173
So, it's the first time we spent time alone together.
338
00:14:28,917 --> 00:14:29,759
I think you're right.
339
00:14:37,907 --> 00:14:39,600
So you and christine, huh?
340
00:14:39,620 --> 00:14:40,643
Yep.
341
00:14:47,808 --> 00:14:52,699
Okay, you keep those headphones on and you stay
under that blanket, do you hear me, ritchie?
342
00:14:54,994 --> 00:14:58,622
Oh, hey, is that kristi yamaguchi in the car next to us?
343
00:15:00,827 --> 00:15:02,481
Okay, he's not listening.
344
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:04,385
What?
345
00:15:04,796 --> 00:15:06,259
He loves kristi yamaguchi.
346
00:15:06,470 --> 00:15:07,602
And you just let him.
347
00:15:09,917 --> 00:15:11,100
Okay, take off your clothes.
348
00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:14,648
Our relationship is so complicated.
349
00:15:15,349 --> 00:15:16,993
Wha.what are you doing?
350
00:15:17,364 --> 00:15:19,077
Trying to see everything I'm not related to.
351
00:15:19,388 --> 00:15:20,541
Eyes forward.
352
00:15:22,294 --> 00:15:26,644
So, would it help you two ladies to feel more
comfortable if I were to get undressed, too?
353
00:15:26,724 --> 00:15:27,857
Ass.... Ass.
354
00:15:31,074 --> 00:15:32,978
Hey, that's a cute bra.
355
00:15:33,389 --> 00:15:34,591
It's really soft, too.
356
00:15:34,872 --> 00:15:35,393
Feel.
357
00:15:35,403 --> 00:15:36,065
Wow!
358
00:15:36,245 --> 00:15:37,638
That is soft.
359
00:15:40,304 --> 00:15:41,457
It goes with this underwear.
360
00:15:41,908 --> 00:15:43,932
You call that tiny little thing underwear?
361
00:15:45,956 --> 00:15:46,598
What is that?
362
00:15:46,798 --> 00:15:47,790
Is that a birthmark?
363
00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:48,783
It's a butterfly tattoo.
364
00:15:50,346 --> 00:15:51,338
Hey, you want to see something cool?
365
00:15:51,519 --> 00:15:52,160
Sure.
366
00:15:53,022 --> 00:15:53,814
Car!
367
00:15:58,233 --> 00:16:02,693
You know I always thought I liked mint,
but what I really like is spearmint.
368
00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:09,438
I do not care for wintergreen.
369
00:16:12,545 --> 00:16:13,096
Hey, look.
370
00:16:13,497 --> 00:16:14,399
I'm running out of material here.
371
00:16:14,660 --> 00:16:15,892
You got to help me out.
372
00:16:15,902 --> 00:16:16,433
I'm sorry.
373
00:16:16,453 --> 00:16:17,436
I just don't know how to respond.
374
00:16:17,446 --> 00:16:18,829
You're talking about mint.
375
00:16:18,979 --> 00:16:22,938
I'm talking about the gum industry's conspiracy to make us
376
00:16:22,948 --> 00:16:25,082
Think there's different kinds of mint.
377
00:16:26,496 --> 00:16:27,558
I didn't get that.
378
00:16:28,791 --> 00:16:30,244
We don't have to be friends.
379
00:16:31,497 --> 00:16:32,399
Dan, barb, hi!
380
00:16:32,619 --> 00:16:33,501
I'm here! I'm here!
381
00:16:33,852 --> 00:16:35,415
God, I have to pee like a racehorse, but
382
00:16:36,067 --> 00:16:38,923
I can wait 'cause I know this is
important... just don't make me laugh.
383
00:16:39,033 --> 00:16:40,136
Don't worry.
384
00:16:41,839 --> 00:16:45,748
Better not get her started on her
hilarious gum conspiracy theories.
385
00:16:46,309 --> 00:16:49,075
Hey, jackass, I was trying to entertain you.
386
00:16:49,807 --> 00:16:50,849
What happened here?
387
00:16:51,210 --> 00:16:52,493
We don't like each other.
388
00:16:52,854 --> 00:16:53,756
And it's mutual.
389
00:16:56,101 --> 00:16:57,524
Well, thank you, barb.
390
00:16:57,865 --> 00:16:59,027
Okay, baby gap.
391
00:17:01,292 --> 00:17:02,645
Guess I'll talk to you later.
392
00:17:02,916 --> 00:17:05,261
I'm gonna go steal a battery out of pete's car.
393
00:17:05,501 --> 00:17:07,556
And then maybe get some gum.
394
00:17:13,148 --> 00:17:14,140
She's interesting.
395
00:17:14,180 --> 00:17:16,826
Well, she's a lot happier since the divorce.
396
00:17:17,388 --> 00:17:18,690
So, look at you.
397
00:17:18,851 --> 00:17:19,723
Yeah, I know.
398
00:17:19,833 --> 00:17:20,474
I'm sorry I'm late.
399
00:17:20,635 --> 00:17:21,607
I'm sorry I look like this.
400
00:17:21,988 --> 00:17:25,626
I know this is an important night,
but I'm here now, I'm all yours.
401
00:17:25,636 --> 00:17:26,337
Well, good night, everyone.
402
00:17:26,528 --> 00:17:27,279
Drive home safe.
403
00:17:30,436 --> 00:17:31,709
I had a great time!
404
00:17:35,307 --> 00:17:35,898
Got to say you really turned it around
405
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:40,037
Dodge.covering all the teachers' valet charges was a classy move.
406
00:17:40,248 --> 00:17:43,926
Well, lucky for me new christine
left her credit card in her pocket.
407
00:17:44,978 --> 00:17:48,837
Christine, I can't imagine anyone going through
more than you did to be there for me tonight.
408
00:17:49,208 --> 00:17:50,420
Oh, well, I care.
409
00:17:50,691 --> 00:17:51,442
I know.
410
00:17:52,064 --> 00:17:54,469
Um, here's the thing.
411
00:17:55,361 --> 00:17:56,223
What?
412
00:17:56,594 --> 00:17:57,776
Oh, uh, no, no, no.
413
00:17:57,997 --> 00:17:59,250
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
414
00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:00,653
I know what "here's the thing" means.
415
00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:02,437
I know what the thing is.
416
00:18:02,627 --> 00:18:03,519
Christine.
417
00:18:03,729 --> 00:18:06,075
No, listen, I-I really, I don't want to hear it.
418
00:18:06,315 --> 00:18:08,420
I don't really want to hear it.
419
00:18:08,430 --> 00:18:08,981
Oh, good, good.
420
00:18:09,212 --> 00:18:10,204
Good night.
421
00:18:12,098 --> 00:18:13,601
I would love to spend every day with you.
422
00:18:13,792 --> 00:18:14,443
Oh, done!
423
00:18:14,463 --> 00:18:15,495
Good night.
424
00:18:15,856 --> 00:18:20,226
But you have a full-time job, a part-time
ex-husband an angry best friend.
425
00:18:20,847 --> 00:18:24,114
A kid, a brother who lives in your guesthouse.
426
00:18:24,265 --> 00:18:26,259
I mean, look what you had to go through
just to be with me for one night.
427
00:18:26,399 --> 00:18:27,311
Yeah, I know, I know.
428
00:18:27,442 --> 00:18:30,739
My schedule is so hectic right now, but it is gonna open up soon.
429
00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:32,282
Is it?
430
00:18:32,372 --> 00:18:33,054
Yeah.
431
00:18:33,174 --> 00:18:34,838
You know, I mean, um.
432
00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:37,113
When ritchie goes to college.
433
00:18:38,967 --> 00:18:45,151
I'm a single person, no kids, my job is over at 4:00 in
the afternoon, my summers are off... I have a lot of time.
434
00:18:45,441 --> 00:18:47,065
So? Just get a hobby.
435
00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:50,482
Get a second girlfriend.
436
00:18:50,823 --> 00:18:52,356
I'll, I'll pick her.
437
00:18:52,457 --> 00:18:53,379
Barb's available.
438
00:18:53,399 --> 00:18:54,401
I pick barb.
439
00:18:55,834 --> 00:18:58,290
I just want to be able to take off for the weekend with you.
440
00:18:58,390 --> 00:19:00,955
I want to run off to a movie, go to a bar and listen to music.
441
00:19:01,056 --> 00:19:01,807
Barb likes music.
442
00:19:02,038 --> 00:19:02,649
I don't like barb.
443
00:19:02,699 --> 00:19:03,772
That's why I picked her.
444
00:19:05,976 --> 00:19:06,658
Oh, come on.
445
00:19:06,848 --> 00:19:07,760
Come on.
446
00:19:08,091 --> 00:19:09,234
We can't break up now.
447
00:19:09,675 --> 00:19:10,897
We've been going out for three months.
448
00:19:11,248 --> 00:19:14,104
We've just started to develop deep psychological bonds.
449
00:19:14,295 --> 00:19:17,351
Yeah, and in three months we've gone on six dates?
450
00:19:17,462 --> 00:19:20,538
Well, I mean, how can we break up after only six dates, you know?
451
00:19:20,629 --> 00:19:22,202
We're just starting to get to know each other.
452
00:19:22,523 --> 00:19:24,577
I haven't even peed in front of you yet.
453
00:19:26,051 --> 00:19:27,434
Well, you know, on purpose.
454
00:19:29,398 --> 00:19:30,400
Christine, come on.
455
00:19:33,818 --> 00:19:34,579
I know.
456
00:19:35,461 --> 00:19:37,025
Oh, god, I know.
457
00:19:37,185 --> 00:19:37,706
I know.
458
00:19:37,726 --> 00:19:38,708
This is impossible.
459
00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:40,132
You're right.
460
00:19:42,617 --> 00:19:43,639
Today was my day off.
461
00:19:43,970 --> 00:19:44,762
Yeah.
462
00:19:45,874 --> 00:19:48,660
I don't get another day off for, like, another three weeks.
463
00:19:51,707 --> 00:19:54,172
I can't quit my job, so.
464
00:19:54,764 --> 00:19:55,896
And I can't quit my kid.
465
00:19:56,127 --> 00:19:57,339
And I wouldn't want you to.
466
00:20:00,927 --> 00:20:02,561
So you're dumping me?
467
00:20:07,863 --> 00:20:10,729
Well, I'm gonna tell people that I dumped you.
468
00:20:12,673 --> 00:20:14,196
Go ahead.
469
00:20:14,868 --> 00:20:18,927
And when ritchie's older and if we're both still single.
470
00:20:19,187 --> 00:20:21,643
Oh, yeah, you're gonna be single, right.
471
00:20:22,004 --> 00:20:24,209
You're not even gonna make it out to the car.
472
00:20:29,781 --> 00:20:30,983
I should go.
473
00:20:30,993 --> 00:20:32,016
Okay.
474
00:20:37,949 --> 00:20:38,931
Okay.
475
00:21:00,799 --> 00:21:01,491
See ya.
476
00:21:12,214 --> 00:21:13,687
Ooh! Dan!
477
00:21:27,618 --> 00:21:29,382
This has been a weird day.
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