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[theme music playing]
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[growls]
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[giggling]
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[alarm wails]
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[man on radio]
This is K-Sad, playing the sounds
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for all you sad,lonely people out there.
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♪ Hey, there, lonely guy ♪
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♪ You're all aloneYou're ready to cry ♪
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♪ Why don't you stay in bed and moan ♪
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♪ Because you're alone ♪
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[yawns]
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Mina, I made breakfast.
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Come and eat with your old man.
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Sorry, Dad, I've got school.
You're on your own.
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-[crash]
-[sighs]
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[slurping]
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Loneliness is delicious.
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-[kid 1] Hey, hey, Mina.
-[kid 2] Hey.
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[Mina] Hey, friends.
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[sighs]
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Checkmate.
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Your move, buddy.
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No. Wait! Come back, Bunnicula.
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I'll let you win. I'll let you--
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[groans]
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Hey, Dad. Sorry, I'm late.
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I was just hanging out with my friends
and lost track of time.
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You know me. Ms. Popular.
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Huh? Uh, Dad?
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-[crying over TV]
-[Arthur crying]
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Oh! What? Mina.
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Oh, you're back!
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Oh, man. Dad.
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My, uh, ice-cream allergy.
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It's, uh, making my eyes water.
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Oh, what's the use?
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Don't worry about me, honey.
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Just crying in a dark room, all alone.
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Hey, hey, hey, rainy face.
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Let the sun shine in, you Gloomy Gus.
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[whimpering]
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Hey, I know what will get you
out of this funk.
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Let's go for a walk.
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-The fresh air will do you good.
-Do you mean it?
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Ooh.
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Can we go by the arcade?
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We can do whatever you want.
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[laughing]
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So, feeling better?
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[laughing]
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-No.
-Hm.
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Oh, "Wren Trilinquist,
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New Orleans'
Second Greatest Ventriloquist."
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Well, Woody, if it weren't for me,
you wouldn't speak.
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But, if it weren't for me,
you wouldn't eat.
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Woody-doody-do!
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Tips? Spare change?
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Anybody? Anybody?
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[laughing]
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Look, she has a bowtie!
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Funny.
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Come on. This will cheer you right up.
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Whoa!
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And now is the part where Woody
likes to get up-close
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and personal with the audience.
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Woody-doody-do!
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If I could steal your hat
for just a moment, handsome.
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[gasps] Howdy-doody.
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I think I'm in love.
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Go get her, tiger.
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[scoffs] This audience is so cheap
they can't even pay attention.
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I'll need to do better if I'm gonna own
the finer things in life.
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Cough. Cough.
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Pay attention to me.
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Oh, there you are.
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Thanks for the hat, partner.
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I like you.
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Come visit my house.
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[groans]
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[snickering]
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And where is that, cowboy?
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It's the Orlock Apartments.
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I own the place.
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Ooh, you have such beautiful,
glowing green eyes.
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Oh, thank you.
Yours are very reflective.
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Now, the Orlock, would you say
that's in a very wealthy part of town?
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Oh, no.
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I'd say it's a very, very,
very wealthy part of town.
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-Huh?
-So, Wren, I--
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Shh.
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You had me at
"very, very, very wealthy." [chuckles]
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How about dinner tomorrow at 7 sharp?
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I like you!
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I think he means to say "I'd like to."
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Then I'll see you at the Orlock.
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Nailed it.
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[Mina] See? Going outside
was an awesome idea.
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-[doorbell rings]
-[Arthur] She's here.
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I'm here.
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Ha, ha, and I'm here, too.
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Ha, ha, you brought a guest.
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Oh, I hope you don't mind.
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Woody comes with me wherever I go.
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You're very dedicated to your craft.
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As am I.
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Oops. Whoa.
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Always repairing stuff at the Orlock.
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So, this is the Orlock.
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Such finery.
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So it is just you
and your daughter here?
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-No...
-[growling]
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[gasp] Dogs!
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-Oh, my gosh!
-Are you all right?
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Harold, what's gotten into you?
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I'm so sorry.
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He's never done this before.
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Uh... [chuckles]
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Woody's not a fan of dogs.
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Well, why don't we head on out?
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Have fun, you two.
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Don't make any rash decisions.
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Dude, what was that all about?
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I don't know.
Something about that puppet.
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[dogs barking]
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Hey, how was the date, Daddy-O?
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Daughter, I bring good tidings.
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Wren and I are to be married.
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Wait, what?
But you've only just met her.
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How dare you question
your father's decisions?
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Dad, this isn't like you at all.
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That's no way to speak to your father.
Or your new mother.
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Or even your new Uncle Woody.
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-Woody-doody-do!
-But--
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Daughter, go to your room
and take your pets with you!
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Fine. Hope you're very happy together.
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[all] Woody-doody-do!
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You guys, something doesn't smell
right about all this.
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That puppet freaks me out.
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If Harold is freaked out,
then I'm totally freaked out.
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There's something not right about this,
and I bet it's [shudders] supernatural.
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I'm gonna hide.
I mean, I'm gonna look after Mina.
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You stay behind and check this out.
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[Arthur and Wren laughing]
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Finally, we are all alone.
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[gibbering]
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[Wren laughs]
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I'm the greatest ventriloquist
in the world.
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Now, grab whatever you can
before he wakes up.
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Just one more bag, and we're home-free.
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[groaning]
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Hey, that smarts!
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Huh?
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Oh, what happened?
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[gibbers]
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You! You--
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You broke my spell. I better book it.
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[laughing]
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[laughing]
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Hey.
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Woody-doody-do!
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Dad? I thought I heard something--
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[gasps, then barks]
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I'm calling the police.
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♪ Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, I'm what ♪
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♪ Uh-huh, I'm what, what, what ♪
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♪ I'm a timeI'm an old ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah, I'm Woody, Woody-- ♪
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Oh, okay, Woody. Better be cool.
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All right, fella,
let's see some proper identification.
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Identification?
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Oh, why, uh-- Why certainly, officer.
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I'm the real McCoy, don't you know?
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And I have my ID right here.
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Hey, wait a minute, bub.
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That's just a painting of a...
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Yes!
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-[officer] Mr. Goose.
-What?
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Might I say what a very handsome
license photo.
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Why, thank you, officer.
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-Woody-doody-do!
-Woody-doody-do!
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[screeching]
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Ow.
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Don't think I can't control you too.
Ha, ha, come here!
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[laughing]
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[Woody] Well, well.
Little bunny foo-foo.
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And here I thought I was the only one
with magical chops around here.
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You think you can stop me?
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You think you're better than me.
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Whatever I touch, I can control.
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See?
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Yeah. [laughs]
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I could be here or here.
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[all] Anywhere.
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[Woody] I'm no dummy.
The world is my dummy.
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And now, you will be too!
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-Get him, boys!
-[all dummies] Come here!
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Hey, Bunnicula,
we followed the path of destruction
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and it lead us right-- Whoa!
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[growling]
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-[crash]
-[gasping]
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I really don't like that wooden guy.
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Jeez, Harold, I guess that'll do it.
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Wouldn't you say so, Bunnicula?
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[singing] ♪ Na-na-na-nah-nah ♪
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♪ Na-na-na-nah-nah ♪
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Bunnicula? Bunnicula!
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Oh, there you are.
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Oh, thank goodness you're okay.
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[groans] What happened?
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How did we get here?
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What a crazy presumably
dramatic evening.
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But at least it brought us
closer together.
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Do I know you?
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[shrieks] Too real.
Baby steps Wren. Baby steps.
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Oh, hello.
Care to walk me home, stranger?
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[in high voice] Anything for you,
Wren. You've had a stressful time.
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[in normal voice]
Oh, you sweet little man.
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She chose a doll over me.
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Only in America.
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Aw, hey, Dad,
you know you'll always have us.
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And I think you dodged a bullet
with this one.
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Perhaps you're right, daughter.
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For it is like Shakespeare once said:
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"It is better to be single
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than be with some selfish,
controlling freak."
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Right.
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[whistles]
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Boy, what a mess.
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Ugh.
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The things I see in this line of work.
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Hm.
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What do we have here?
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A familiar face.
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[both laughing]
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[theme music playing]
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