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[theme music playing]
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[snarls]
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[giggling]
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[dog barking]
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[violin playing]
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Tomato, keep away!
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[laughing]
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You're no match for my awesome
doggy reflexes, buddy.
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[laughing] Uh oh.
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A knitting needle.
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Oh, man, that could
really hurt somebody.
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[groans, then growls]
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Yoo-hoo.
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No tomato for you.
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You say, "Tomato," I say, "No way-o!"
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Enough! Can't a guy ever get any peace
and quiet in this house?
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[snarls]
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Ow! Get off!
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[giggling]
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Ah! Bunnicula bit me!
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This is what happens
when you guys roughhouse.
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Bunnicula bit you? [gasps]
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You know what that means, right?
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Oh, I guess it means
my violin practice is over.
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So, thanks a lot for that!
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Oh, hey, my pleasure.
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But, no! Even better.
You're gonna turn into a vampire!
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What? No, that's not how it works.
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Bunnicula drains vegetables.
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You're thinking of human vampires.
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They turn other people
into vampires when they bite.
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Bunnicula, will you please tell Harold
how you can't actually-- [gasps]
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Oh. He got you good.
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Aw, two vampires in the house.
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You and Bunnicula
are gonna be like twin brothers.
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Huh? No! I will never be like Bunnicula,
vampire, or otherwise.
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Bunnicula, look at this
and tell Harold that your bite
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will not turn me into a vampire.
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Hmm. [gibbering]
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-I don't know.
-What? You don't know?
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Do you really think I'm that gullible?
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Ooh, Chester, now you bite me.
I want to be a vampire too.
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Harold, you're delusional.
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And Bunnicula, you're not gonna trick me
into believing that--
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Uh, and furthermore...
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You're not getting into my head!
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I did that for Bunnicula,
sun's coming up.
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[Harold] Vampire! Vampire! Vampire!
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Me? Turning into a vampire?
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Please, how would
any of this be possible?
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[phone] It sounds likeyou have asked a question.
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How can I help?
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These things understand cat now?
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Phone, how can I tell
if I'm turning into a vampire?
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Have you been bitten by a vampire?
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Well, yeah. I mean, a vampire rabbit,
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-but that doesn't really--
-Congratulations,
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you are indeed turning into a vampire.
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Ow. Ow.
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-Wait, what?
-There are five steps
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you will experience during this excitingtransition in your life.
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The first step is denial.
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No, I am not in denial,
you dumb phone. I'm not.
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I'm not! I'm not! I'm not!
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You worthless piece of junk!
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[beeps] The second step is anger.
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[Chester yells]
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All right, let's take a look.
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[grunts]
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Like they say, "The mirror doesn't lie."
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-Hmm.
-Chester? Is that you?
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[chuckles] I had barely
even recognized you.
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-You're changing quicker than I thought.
-Oh, hey, Harold.
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-Uh, are you ironing?
-I don't know.
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Is that what they call this game?
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I see Mina's dad doing it,
like once a year, so...
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Come on, Harold, level with me.
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Can you honestly say
I look like a vampire?
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Sure I can. You just need to accessorize
a little more.
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Oh, and...
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Voila!
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[groans] All right, I'll tell you what,
I'll make you a deal.
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I'll jump off of this ironing board
and if I can suddenly fly,
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it'll prove that I'm a vampire
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and I'll admit I was wrong
and that you were right.
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But if I don't fly,
you gotta drop this whole thing
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and leave me alone. Got it?
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The third step is bargaining.
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Ready?
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[grunts]
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[gasps]
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What the--?
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Uh, Harold? What's happening?
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Told you.
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[Chester yells] What's happening now?
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It's your reflection, it's disappearing.
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[gasps] Vampires don't have reflections.
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Oh, my gosh. If this is true,
I'll never see another sunrise!
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I'll lose the taste for fine foods.
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Left only to draining vegetables.
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[gasps] I'll be no different
than Bunnicula!
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No!
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[crying]
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This is the worst thing ever.
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Step four, depression.
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Well, well, well, look who it is.
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Turns out your bite
really did turn me into a vampire.
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Huh? What? Yay!
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What? No! Don't be happy for me.
This is terrible!
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[gibbering]
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Bunnic says that being a vampire
is the coolest thing in the world.
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[gibbering]
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Whoa, Bunnicula's scrapbook.
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Look at all these super old pictures
from his life.
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He's gotten to ride
in all of these cool old ships.
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Fly in all these cool old planes.
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[gasps] See all those cool old people.
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He says, that with your brand-new
vampire life,
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you'll get to see new technology
and galaxies be discovered,
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medical breakthroughs,
read every book ever written.
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By golly. You're right!
This is gonna be amazing.
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I am a vampire.
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[phone] The tablet next doorgets a thinner case
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and suddenly she thinks she's all that.
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Oh, when the next generation comes out,I promise you she--
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[clears throat]
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The fifth and final stage is acceptance.
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[humming]
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[groans]
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Oh, hey, Bunnicula. I see you've found
my vegetable draining attempts.
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See, my fangs still haven't come in yet.
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So, I'm just trying to make do
for the time being.
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[slurping]
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[sighs] I think these carrots
just might be your thing.
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I've been experimenting to see
if other vegetables are more my speed.
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Maybe I'm more
of a fruit-draining vampire.
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You know, watermelon can be classified
as a fruit or a vegetable.
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[chuckles] Go ahead, Chester,
have a bite.
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Oh, Harold. What are you doing?
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I told you, I want to be a vampire
with you guys.
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-Come on, bite me.
-I'm not gonna bite you.
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Come on. Please?
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Come on, you can do it.
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Open up the hatch.
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Oh, Harold, you don't deserve
this cursed life.
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The cruel destiny of the undead,
trapped forever.
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[gibbering]
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What's a drama queen?
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[laughing]
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Aw, you watching this old one again?
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Look, Bunnic,
as a new generation vampire,
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I gotta tell you, these
old vampire movies seem a bit corny.
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Let me bring you up to speed
on the new stuff.
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-You're sparkly.-Yeah.
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[gibbering]
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I know, right? You gotta love
all the seduction and staring.
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Huh, we both have a little something
to teach each other, huh, old timer?
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-Ah! Harold?
-[high pitched] No, this is Bunnicula.
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Have a bite of this popcorn,
it's really good.
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[imitates Bunnicula gibbering]
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[snoring]
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[Chester] Nighty night.
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Sleep tight, dear brother of the night.
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[Bunnicula] Get out!
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[phone] To purchase a one way ticketto Siberia for your annoying cat,
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please press one.
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Bunnicula, I need you.
Vampire emergency!
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I need you to perform a ritual for me.
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It's my fangs,
they're still not growing in.
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I found this spell book
called Fast Fangs and Other Spells.
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I think this might be
the solution to my problem.
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All right, come on, come on.
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-Get reading.
-All right.
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[gibbering]
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[wind howls]
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It's happening! It's happening,
I can feel it!
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Keep reading, Bunnicula. Come on!
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Hit me with those killer fangs, baby!
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[gasps]
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Nothing! Bunnicula, what's the problem?
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-Are you even reading the right spell?
-I don't know.
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[gasps]
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[yells] What is that thing?
Wooden stakes, garlic necklace,
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official-looking vampire hunter T-shirt?
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Bunnicula, you summoned
a vampire hunter?
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Huh?
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[screaming]
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Bunnicula, come back!
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Well, Chester, luckily you always
know what to do
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in times of fight, or flight.
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Flight!
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Huh? [screams]
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[grunts]
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My cape's caught!
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Why does this feel vaguely familiar?
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[grunting]
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Why am I not flying?
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[gasps] My reflection, it's back.
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-[rooster crows]
-[yells]
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The sun!
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No, no, no! It burns!
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It-- It's not burning.
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All my vampire-ness is suddenly gone.
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Ah, the vampire hunter
isn't a threat anymore.
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Well, Chester old boy, looks like
everything is gonna turn out just--
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[gasps] Uh oh.
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[grunts, then yells]
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[man] Ta-da-da.
Hello, V-neck T-shirt season.
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[grunts, then yells]
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Oh, you've got it all wrong, mister.
You don't want me.
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I can't fly! I have a reflection!
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I'm out in the sun! I'm not a vampire.
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I'm not a vampire!
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Huh?
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Duh! I know you're not
a vampire, Chester.
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What? Harold, you're the vampire hunter?
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You were the one who told me
Bunnicula's bite
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would turn me in the first place.
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I know, you and I were playing, right?
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But, man, would it have killed you
to bite me at least once?
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Next time, you gotta be
the vampire hunter.
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I wasn't playing!
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I've been manipulated
by a certain you-know-who.
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[panting]
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[Chester] Bunnicula!
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You've finally gone too far this time!
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You did something to make me a vampire
and then you took it away,
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-and it almost got me pulverized.
-Hey, Bunnic.
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-Hey, Bunnic.
-Aah!
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Hmm? I didn't do anything.
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He swears he never did anything to you.
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Wait, so if he didn't know
what his bites would do,
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then how are you the only person
that knew his bites had no effect.
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That's a good question.
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Oh, yeah. Bunnicula always grinds
his teeth in his sleep,
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usually on my toes. [chuckles]
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-Totally slipped my mind. Oopsies.
-This is insane.
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I did not convince myself all on my own
that I was a real vampire.
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I'm not delusional and I'm not paranoid!
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I need some sleep.
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My internal clock is all messed up,
thanks to you two.
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Yeah, you seem like
you need a little nap.
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-Nighty night.
-Good night.
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Don't let the bed bugs bite.
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[Harold] Bed bugs bite. Bed bugs bite.Bed bugs bite.
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Bite, bite, bite...
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[clattering]
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[theme music playing]
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