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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:12,191 --> 00:02:13,527 There you are. 2 00:02:16,596 --> 00:02:19,566 Say, has, uh, this castle always had four turrets? 3 00:02:19,599 --> 00:02:22,101 Always. 4 00:02:22,135 --> 00:02:24,203 Four turrets. 5 00:02:24,237 --> 00:02:25,739 That doesn't seem right. 6 00:02:28,074 --> 00:02:30,243 If you hurry, sir, you'll still be in time 7 00:02:30,276 --> 00:02:31,711 to catch the last tour. 8 00:02:31,745 --> 00:02:32,745 Thanks. 9 00:02:36,215 --> 00:02:38,117 The room you are now standing in 10 00:02:38,151 --> 00:02:41,054 is an ancient banquet hall. 11 00:02:41,087 --> 00:02:43,590 And this table, ladies and gentlemen, 12 00:02:43,623 --> 00:02:46,192 is said to be the famed Round Table 13 00:02:46,225 --> 00:02:48,194 used by King Arthur. 14 00:02:48,227 --> 00:02:51,097 Many of the restored shields of the Knights of the Round Table 15 00:02:51,130 --> 00:02:52,699 can be seen on these standards. 16 00:02:52,732 --> 00:02:54,267 Sir Bedivere. 17 00:02:54,300 --> 00:02:56,703 - Sir-- - Sir Bors de Ganis. 18 00:02:56,736 --> 00:02:59,606 - Sir-- - Sir Lancelot of the Lake. 19 00:02:59,639 --> 00:03:01,708 If you don't mind. 20 00:03:01,741 --> 00:03:04,778 Not at all. Go right ahead. 21 00:03:04,811 --> 00:03:07,781 Now, ladies and gentlemen, if you'll kindly follow me. 22 00:03:10,349 --> 00:03:12,318 Over here, ladies and gentlemen, 23 00:03:12,351 --> 00:03:15,722 we have the shields of Sir Galahad, 24 00:03:15,755 --> 00:03:17,857 Sir Dalliance, 25 00:03:17,891 --> 00:03:20,860 and Sir Sagramore le Desirous. 26 00:03:20,894 --> 00:03:23,730 Good old Saggy. 27 00:03:23,763 --> 00:03:26,633 And over here, ladies and gentlemen, 28 00:03:26,666 --> 00:03:28,935 a remarkably preserved portrait. 29 00:03:28,968 --> 00:03:31,037 Lady Alisande la Carteloise. 30 00:03:31,070 --> 00:03:33,172 Wasn't she lovely? 31 00:03:33,206 --> 00:03:35,341 Lovely indeed, madam. 32 00:03:35,374 --> 00:03:40,880 She was renowned in legend as King Arthur's favorite niece. 33 00:03:40,914 --> 00:03:42,091 Over here, ladies and gentlemen-- 34 00:03:42,115 --> 00:03:45,619 pardon me-- we have a hauberk 35 00:03:45,652 --> 00:03:47,687 dating from the sixth century, 36 00:03:47,721 --> 00:03:50,924 said to have been worn by Sir Logris of Astolat. 37 00:03:50,957 --> 00:03:53,860 Kindly notice the round hole through the breastplate, 38 00:03:53,893 --> 00:03:57,731 undoubtedly caused by an iron-tipped arrow of the period. 39 00:03:57,764 --> 00:03:59,899 Mm-mm. 40 00:03:59,933 --> 00:04:01,134 I mean-- well, you see, 41 00:04:01,167 --> 00:04:02,769 that happens to be a bullet hole. 42 00:04:02,802 --> 00:04:05,705 Impossible! Firearms weren't invented 43 00:04:05,739 --> 00:04:07,306 until the 15th century. 44 00:04:07,340 --> 00:04:08,942 Oh, come now. 45 00:04:08,975 --> 00:04:11,077 Perhaps the gentleman saw the bullet fired. 46 00:04:11,110 --> 00:04:13,246 Perhaps the gentleman was there. 47 00:04:13,279 --> 00:04:16,349 Matter of fact, I was. 48 00:04:16,382 --> 00:04:20,654 Undoubtedly caused by an iron-tipped arrow of the period. 49 00:04:23,356 --> 00:04:26,826 Well, uh, that concludes the tour, ladies and gentlemen. 50 00:04:26,860 --> 00:04:28,762 On behalf of the orphanage and Lord Pendragon, 51 00:04:28,795 --> 00:04:30,063 I hope you've enjoyed it. 52 00:04:30,096 --> 00:04:31,665 This way out, please. 53 00:04:31,698 --> 00:04:33,633 Thank you. It's been most interesting. 54 00:05:04,998 --> 00:05:06,208 - I beg your pardon, sir. - Hmm? 55 00:05:06,232 --> 00:05:08,768 Lord Pendragon would like to see you. 56 00:05:08,802 --> 00:05:12,171 Well, that's very nice of him. 57 00:05:12,205 --> 00:05:14,974 Just as I remember her. 58 00:05:15,008 --> 00:05:17,043 - This way, sir. - Yes. 59 00:05:22,181 --> 00:05:23,717 "Just as I remember her"? 60 00:05:27,453 --> 00:05:31,858 And she dead these 1,300 years. 61 00:05:33,727 --> 00:05:37,030 Come in, come in. 62 00:05:37,063 --> 00:05:38,664 And shut the door. 63 00:05:42,035 --> 00:05:43,478 That's the worst of these confounded castles. 64 00:05:43,502 --> 00:05:45,204 Very picturesque and all that, 65 00:05:45,238 --> 00:05:47,016 but the wind whistles through like a howling gale. 66 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:49,843 This is the American gentleman, Your Lordship. 67 00:05:49,876 --> 00:05:53,012 I'm quite aware it's the American gentleman. 68 00:05:53,046 --> 00:05:54,848 - You may go, Richards. - But, Your Lordship-- 69 00:05:54,881 --> 00:05:56,950 Go, go. Scat. 70 00:05:59,385 --> 00:06:01,755 Now, no tricks, young man. 71 00:06:01,788 --> 00:06:05,725 I warn you, I boxed for Cambridge until my arm... 72 00:06:09,028 --> 00:06:11,197 Now, what's all this I hear 73 00:06:11,230 --> 00:06:13,466 about your creating a disturbance? 74 00:06:13,499 --> 00:06:15,468 You don't look balmy. 75 00:06:15,501 --> 00:06:17,503 I assure you, Your Lordship, I'm perfectly sane. 76 00:06:17,536 --> 00:06:21,274 Well, stop staring at me as if I were a ghost. 77 00:06:21,307 --> 00:06:23,509 Have we met before? Here. 78 00:06:23,542 --> 00:06:26,279 - Well, no, not exactly. - What do you mean, not exactly? 79 00:06:26,312 --> 00:06:28,081 Either we've met before or we haven't. 80 00:06:28,114 --> 00:06:29,883 It's difficult to explain, Your Lordship. 81 00:06:29,916 --> 00:06:31,517 I-- I feel like I know you. 82 00:06:31,550 --> 00:06:33,119 I know this castle 83 00:06:33,152 --> 00:06:35,021 and the girl in the painting downstairs, 84 00:06:35,054 --> 00:06:36,856 Lady Alisande. I know her, too. 85 00:06:36,890 --> 00:06:40,526 Wait, wait. Don't ring. I wanna show you something. 86 00:06:40,559 --> 00:06:43,362 - Take a look at this. - What is it? 87 00:06:43,396 --> 00:06:45,364 It's a gold amulet, 88 00:06:45,398 --> 00:06:48,501 just like the one on the girl in the painting. 89 00:06:48,534 --> 00:06:50,804 Yes, yes, of course. Of course. 90 00:06:50,837 --> 00:06:52,538 A remarkable duplicate. 91 00:06:52,571 --> 00:06:54,273 It's not a duplicate, sir. 92 00:06:54,307 --> 00:06:55,408 Where did you get it? 93 00:06:55,441 --> 00:06:57,343 She gave it to me. 94 00:06:57,376 --> 00:07:00,146 Young man, you're either a liar or a lunatic, 95 00:07:00,179 --> 00:07:02,949 and I'm not gonna sit here-- 96 00:07:02,982 --> 00:07:05,018 Here. 97 00:07:05,051 --> 00:07:06,252 - Thank you. - Excuse me. 98 00:07:09,455 --> 00:07:13,526 I've been wanting to get this off my chest for a long time. 99 00:07:13,559 --> 00:07:16,229 I'm not keeping you from anything, am I? 100 00:07:16,262 --> 00:07:19,032 My name is Martin. Hank Martin. 101 00:07:19,065 --> 00:07:21,901 I was born in Hartford, Connecticut, USA. 102 00:07:21,935 --> 00:07:24,904 I'm a blacksmith, and my father was a blacksmith before me. 103 00:07:24,938 --> 00:07:26,940 Or I was a blacksmith until a few years ago, 104 00:07:26,973 --> 00:07:28,875 when these automobiles came along. 105 00:07:28,908 --> 00:07:31,144 Boy, sure is powerful-looking. 106 00:07:31,177 --> 00:07:32,545 Boy, it sure is. 107 00:07:32,578 --> 00:07:35,381 Go ahead and touch it. I dare you. 108 00:07:35,414 --> 00:07:38,184 - You do it. - I asked you first. 109 00:07:38,217 --> 00:07:39,853 Yeah, he asked you first. 110 00:07:47,026 --> 00:07:49,328 Oh! Look out! 111 00:07:55,601 --> 00:07:57,436 Did you fix it, Hank? 112 00:07:57,470 --> 00:07:59,405 I fixed it, all right. 113 00:07:59,438 --> 00:08:01,908 The operation was a success, but the patient died. 114 00:08:01,941 --> 00:08:04,410 Well, we'll give her another whirl, huh? 115 00:08:04,443 --> 00:08:07,947 - You kids in a hurry? - No, not me. 116 00:08:07,981 --> 00:08:09,615 What do you suppose makes it go? 117 00:08:09,648 --> 00:08:12,551 - I know. There's a dragon in it. - A what? 118 00:08:12,585 --> 00:08:14,921 A dragon, just like in King Arthur, 119 00:08:14,954 --> 00:08:17,156 that spits and shoots out fire. 120 00:08:17,190 --> 00:08:20,226 - Oh, you're daffy. - I am not, am I, Hank? 121 00:08:20,259 --> 00:08:22,261 I think she's got something there. 122 00:08:22,295 --> 00:08:24,197 What we need is a little dragon bait. 123 00:08:28,434 --> 00:08:30,036 Say, it's taken a hold. 124 00:08:30,069 --> 00:08:33,339 Oh, there's a dragon in there, all right. 125 00:08:36,075 --> 00:08:37,476 I think it's a reluctant dragon. 126 00:08:37,510 --> 00:08:39,178 Why don't we let it cool off a while, huh? 127 00:08:43,682 --> 00:08:46,119 Does that book tell you how to fix automobiles, Hank? 128 00:08:46,152 --> 00:08:48,654 Oh, this book tells you how to fix everything. 129 00:08:48,687 --> 00:08:50,599 At least that's what the fella said that sold it to me. 130 00:08:50,623 --> 00:08:53,126 - Wow! Look at that. - What is that thing, Hank? 131 00:08:53,159 --> 00:08:55,594 - Yeah, what is it, Hank? - That's a phonograph. 132 00:08:55,628 --> 00:08:59,032 That'll bring a 20-piece band smack into your parlor. 133 00:08:59,065 --> 00:09:02,568 - Drums and everything? - Sure, drums and everything. 134 00:09:02,601 --> 00:09:04,137 There's electric light bulb, 135 00:09:04,170 --> 00:09:07,273 a magic lantern, and a motorcycle. 136 00:09:07,306 --> 00:09:09,142 Wow! Look at that! 137 00:09:09,175 --> 00:09:12,912 You mean we're gonna have all those things someday, Hank? 138 00:09:12,946 --> 00:09:15,081 Son, every one of those things in that book, 139 00:09:15,114 --> 00:09:16,582 every item, we got 'em right now. 140 00:09:16,615 --> 00:09:18,284 You know why we got 'em? 141 00:09:18,317 --> 00:09:20,029 Because folks who other folks thought were crazy 142 00:09:20,053 --> 00:09:21,620 went out and invented 'em. 143 00:09:21,654 --> 00:09:24,323 That's how things get done, by folks who shoot high 144 00:09:24,357 --> 00:09:25,925 and just won't admit they're licked. 145 00:09:33,967 --> 00:09:38,437 ♪ Oh, there's nothin' to be ashamed of ♪ 146 00:09:38,471 --> 00:09:41,707 ♪ If you stub your toe on the moon ♪ 147 00:09:41,740 --> 00:09:45,211 ♪ When a dream's at the top of the sky ♪ 148 00:09:45,244 --> 00:09:48,214 ♪ Well, you just have to jump pretty high ♪ 149 00:09:48,247 --> 00:09:52,518 ♪ But don't give up too soon ♪ 150 00:09:52,551 --> 00:09:56,122 ♪ If you stub your toe on the moon ♪ 151 00:09:56,155 --> 00:09:57,723 Now, you take Harry Hadgetts. 152 00:09:57,756 --> 00:10:00,093 Who's Harry Hadgetts? 153 00:10:00,126 --> 00:10:03,662 ♪ Young Harry Hadgetts loved making gadgets ♪ 154 00:10:03,696 --> 00:10:07,033 ♪ "Life needs some new things" was his claim ♪ 155 00:10:07,066 --> 00:10:10,669 ♪ Hoped one or two things might bring fame ♪ 156 00:10:10,703 --> 00:10:14,040 ♪ This is the last time you'll hear his name ♪ 157 00:10:14,073 --> 00:10:18,011 ♪ Nobody mentions Harry's inventions ♪ 158 00:10:18,044 --> 00:10:21,347 ♪ But do you think that got him down ♪ 159 00:10:21,380 --> 00:10:25,684 ♪ Here comes the end when you've gadgets to mend ♪ 160 00:10:25,718 --> 00:10:29,455 ♪ He's the best repairman in town ♪ 161 00:10:29,488 --> 00:10:33,492 ♪ So there's nothin' to be ashamed of ♪ 162 00:10:33,526 --> 00:10:35,694 ♪ If you stub your toe on the moon ♪ 163 00:10:35,728 --> 00:10:37,396 Fred? 164 00:10:37,430 --> 00:10:40,299 ♪ When a dream's at the top of the sky ♪ 165 00:10:40,333 --> 00:10:44,103 ♪ Well, you just have to jump pretty high, high ♪ 166 00:10:44,137 --> 00:10:47,706 ♪ But don't give up too soon ♪ 167 00:10:47,740 --> 00:10:51,210 ♪ If you stub your toe on the moon ♪ 168 00:10:51,244 --> 00:10:52,645 Now, you take Sally Springer. 169 00:10:52,678 --> 00:10:54,513 Who's Sally Springer? 170 00:10:54,547 --> 00:10:57,383 Well, it's a long story, but I'll cut it down for you. 171 00:10:57,416 --> 00:11:01,320 ♪ Sweet Sally Springer she was a singer ♪ 172 00:11:01,354 --> 00:11:04,290 ♪ Lived in a hall room up one flight ♪ 173 00:11:04,323 --> 00:11:08,461 ♪ Thought of a ballroom big and bright ♪ 174 00:11:08,494 --> 00:11:12,065 ♪ Where she would make her debut some night ♪ 175 00:11:12,098 --> 00:11:15,734 ♪ Then for her trouble, pop went the bubble ♪ 176 00:11:15,768 --> 00:11:19,105 ♪ Say that it's sad but, wait, don't weep ♪ 177 00:11:19,138 --> 00:11:23,742 ♪ Now they admit every night she's a hit ♪ 178 00:11:23,776 --> 00:11:28,647 ♪ When she sings her children to sleep ♪ 179 00:11:28,681 --> 00:11:32,518 ♪ No, there's nothin' to be ashamed of ♪ 180 00:11:32,551 --> 00:11:36,189 ♪ If you stub your toe on the moon ♪ 181 00:11:36,222 --> 00:11:40,626 ♪ Though it may be a blow to your pride ♪ 182 00:11:40,659 --> 00:11:44,263 ♪ You're a hero because, well, you tried ♪ 183 00:11:44,297 --> 00:11:45,698 Good boy. 184 00:11:45,731 --> 00:11:49,235 ♪ So don't give up too soon 185 00:11:49,268 --> 00:11:52,638 ♪ If you stub your toe on the moon ♪ 186 00:12:00,679 --> 00:12:03,649 ♪ Don't give up too soon 187 00:12:03,682 --> 00:12:06,719 ♪ If you stub your toe on the moon ♪ 188 00:12:12,525 --> 00:12:14,660 Well, there's a moral there someplace, kids. 189 00:12:14,693 --> 00:12:17,363 - Hiya, Hank! - Hey, Sam. 190 00:12:17,396 --> 00:12:19,698 Old Man Miller's madder than a wet hen. 191 00:12:19,732 --> 00:12:22,135 Said you promised to have his pinto back by noon. 192 00:12:22,168 --> 00:12:23,769 By George, I did. 193 00:12:23,802 --> 00:12:25,671 Well, this'll have to wait till later, kids. 194 00:12:25,704 --> 00:12:28,107 - Aw, gee! - Come on. Everybody out. 195 00:12:28,141 --> 00:12:30,543 See you in the mornin'. 7:00 be too early? 196 00:12:30,576 --> 00:12:32,678 Good, good. 197 00:12:32,711 --> 00:12:35,348 - See you tomorrow! - All right, bye. 198 00:12:35,381 --> 00:12:38,384 Say, if that cat spits up a spark plug, it's mine. 199 00:12:49,428 --> 00:12:52,631 Whoa, Tex. Take it easy. I don't blame you. 200 00:12:52,665 --> 00:12:54,065 Looks like we're in for a wet night. 201 00:13:00,739 --> 00:13:02,475 Whoa, there. Whoa, whoa! 202 00:13:10,516 --> 00:13:11,650 Whoa, Tex! Whoa! 203 00:13:40,246 --> 00:13:42,348 Monster, will you battle? 204 00:13:42,381 --> 00:13:44,417 Will I do what? 205 00:13:47,686 --> 00:13:48,887 Will you joust? 206 00:13:48,921 --> 00:13:50,756 Will you venture a passage at arms? 207 00:13:50,789 --> 00:13:52,825 Huh? 208 00:13:52,858 --> 00:13:54,227 Up, dog! 209 00:13:55,794 --> 00:13:57,763 Up, dog, and defend thyself! 210 00:13:57,796 --> 00:14:00,733 Up, I say! 211 00:14:00,766 --> 00:14:02,701 Look, old man, I don't know where 212 00:14:02,735 --> 00:14:04,737 you got that iron Union suit, 213 00:14:04,770 --> 00:14:06,881 but I've been up all night, and I'm in no mood for jokes. 214 00:14:06,905 --> 00:14:08,374 Hey, Tex. Here, Tex. 215 00:14:08,407 --> 00:14:10,776 Stay where you are, monster. 216 00:14:10,809 --> 00:14:14,713 I give warning-- spit forth one flame of fire 217 00:14:14,747 --> 00:14:16,482 and I shall hack thee limb from limb! 218 00:14:21,487 --> 00:14:24,757 Here, now. Skip. 219 00:14:24,790 --> 00:14:26,601 Go ahead, Run along before they come and get you. 220 00:14:26,625 --> 00:14:28,461 Before they come? 221 00:14:28,494 --> 00:14:31,964 Your keepers. They should be here any minute. 222 00:14:31,997 --> 00:14:35,768 Parley will gain thee not! Dost admit defeat? 223 00:14:35,801 --> 00:14:38,471 Look, I told you before, I'm in no mood-- 224 00:14:38,504 --> 00:14:39,705 Dost admit defeat? 225 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:44,677 Dost. By all means, dost. 226 00:14:44,710 --> 00:14:47,813 Forward, knave. Thou art captive of my lance. 227 00:14:47,846 --> 00:14:48,846 I'll play along with you. 228 00:14:55,354 --> 00:14:59,692 Hey, tell me, bub... who art thou? 229 00:14:59,725 --> 00:15:01,794 I hight Sir Sagramore le Desirous, 230 00:15:01,827 --> 00:15:03,862 Knight of the Round Table. 231 00:15:03,896 --> 00:15:06,532 Howdy. I hight Hank Martin. 232 00:15:08,534 --> 00:15:11,370 Those turrets. 233 00:15:11,404 --> 00:15:15,341 I've never seen them before. That can't be Bridgeport. 234 00:15:15,374 --> 00:15:17,410 Yonder, varlet, is Camelot. 235 00:15:17,443 --> 00:15:19,845 Camelot? 236 00:15:19,878 --> 00:15:21,880 Capital of the kingdom of Britain, 237 00:15:21,914 --> 00:15:23,949 residence in state of King Arthur's Court. 238 00:15:25,584 --> 00:15:29,054 King Arthur? What year is this? 239 00:15:29,087 --> 00:15:31,757 This is the year of our Lord, 528. 240 00:15:33,959 --> 00:15:35,694 528? 241 00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:41,834 I guess I owe you an apology, brother. 242 00:15:41,867 --> 00:15:43,869 I'm the guy they're coming after. 243 00:15:43,902 --> 00:15:44,970 Forward, knave. 244 00:15:57,983 --> 00:16:00,453 Raise for Sir Sagramore! 245 00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:12,030 Hold, monster. Bind the prisoner. 246 00:16:12,064 --> 00:16:13,332 Bind the prisoner! 247 00:16:16,402 --> 00:16:18,904 Here, here. Whoa. What's this? 248 00:16:18,937 --> 00:16:20,539 Here, now, there's been a mistake. 249 00:16:20,573 --> 00:16:22,941 Get me a lawyer. Where's the head fella here? 250 00:16:22,975 --> 00:16:23,976 Forward, monster. 251 00:16:28,414 --> 00:16:30,254 - Where is the king? - In the Great Hall, sire. 252 00:16:33,018 --> 00:16:35,454 - Enough! To thy post. - Aye, sire. 253 00:16:37,656 --> 00:16:39,024 Forward to the Great Hall. 254 00:17:06,752 --> 00:17:09,154 Oh, confound this castle. It's a veritable cave of winds. 255 00:17:09,187 --> 00:17:10,923 Somebody close the door. 256 00:17:10,956 --> 00:17:14,927 The king speaketh. Close the door! 257 00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:17,062 Close the door! 258 00:17:17,095 --> 00:17:18,431 Close the door! 259 00:17:20,433 --> 00:17:21,934 The door closeth. 260 00:17:28,073 --> 00:17:30,776 ♪ When 261 00:17:30,809 --> 00:17:34,780 ♪ Is sometime 262 00:17:34,813 --> 00:17:37,416 ♪ How many days 263 00:17:37,450 --> 00:17:40,419 ♪ Until sometime 264 00:17:40,453 --> 00:17:44,457 ♪ For my dreams make it clear 265 00:17:44,490 --> 00:17:48,093 ♪ That my lover is near 266 00:17:48,126 --> 00:17:54,533 ♪ And he ought to be here about ♪ 267 00:17:54,567 --> 00:17:59,605 ♪ Sometime 268 00:17:59,638 --> 00:18:02,174 ♪ Who 269 00:18:02,207 --> 00:18:05,911 ♪ Is someone 270 00:18:05,944 --> 00:18:12,551 ♪ Who is this wonderful someone ♪ 271 00:18:12,585 --> 00:18:17,155 ♪ Oh, I'm keeping my heartstrings ♪ 272 00:18:17,189 --> 00:18:22,595 ♪ In tune 273 00:18:22,628 --> 00:18:25,698 ♪ And hoping 274 00:18:25,731 --> 00:18:29,868 ♪ That sometime 275 00:18:29,902 --> 00:18:35,674 ♪ Is soon 276 00:18:52,791 --> 00:18:55,561 It is I, Sir Sagramore! 277 00:18:56,795 --> 00:18:58,564 Cease thy speaking! 278 00:19:01,033 --> 00:19:02,968 And thy babbling. 279 00:19:31,029 --> 00:19:33,532 ♪ Who 280 00:19:33,566 --> 00:19:36,168 ♪ Is someone 281 00:19:36,201 --> 00:19:42,941 ♪ Who is this wonderful someone ♪ 282 00:19:42,975 --> 00:19:47,780 ♪ Oh, I'm keeping my heartstrings ♪ 283 00:19:47,813 --> 00:19:53,151 ♪ In tune 284 00:19:53,185 --> 00:19:55,821 ♪ And hoping 285 00:19:55,854 --> 00:19:58,957 ♪ That sometime 286 00:19:58,991 --> 00:20:03,228 ♪ Is soon 287 00:20:03,261 --> 00:20:07,766 ♪ Oh, I'm hoping 288 00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:10,936 ♪ That sometime 289 00:20:10,969 --> 00:20:17,109 ♪ Is soon 290 00:20:23,949 --> 00:20:25,618 Excellent, child. 291 00:20:25,651 --> 00:20:27,920 You take after my side of the family. 292 00:20:27,953 --> 00:20:29,955 We were all fine singers until my throat-- 293 00:20:29,988 --> 00:20:31,957 Thank you, my liege. 294 00:20:31,990 --> 00:20:33,859 With Your Majesty's permission, 295 00:20:33,892 --> 00:20:35,894 I have prepared a song for the lute. 296 00:20:35,928 --> 00:20:38,230 - It's a simple thing-- - Away, child. 297 00:20:38,263 --> 00:20:40,065 If there's one thing that curdles the appetite 298 00:20:40,098 --> 00:20:42,234 of an already-addled stomach, it's a lute solo. 299 00:20:44,637 --> 00:20:47,372 Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well. 300 00:20:47,405 --> 00:20:50,275 What other amusement have we in store this day? 301 00:20:55,180 --> 00:20:56,815 Sorry, my liege. 302 00:21:00,719 --> 00:21:05,691 Noble King, I crave pardon for this most unseemly intrusion, 303 00:21:05,724 --> 00:21:08,160 but I have just returned from capturing the fiercest 304 00:21:08,193 --> 00:21:10,696 of all human dragons. 305 00:21:10,729 --> 00:21:12,798 Behold, the monster! 306 00:21:14,667 --> 00:21:16,769 I'm a monster. 307 00:21:18,303 --> 00:21:20,673 A weird-looking creature. How camest thou by him? 308 00:21:20,706 --> 00:21:23,208 'Tis a most wondrous tale, my liege. 309 00:21:23,241 --> 00:21:25,210 I fear we're in for it. 310 00:21:25,243 --> 00:21:29,214 My king, ladies of the Royal Court, 311 00:21:29,247 --> 00:21:32,184 fellow Knights of the Round Table, 312 00:21:32,217 --> 00:21:34,820 while riding in a far land, 313 00:21:34,853 --> 00:21:37,923 I came upon a concourse of a thousand ogres. 314 00:21:37,956 --> 00:21:40,125 And despite their numbers, 315 00:21:40,158 --> 00:21:44,429 determined to capture the most sky-towering giant among them-- 316 00:21:44,462 --> 00:21:46,364 Oh, here, now. Wait a minute. 317 00:21:46,398 --> 00:21:48,934 I was alone. I was asleep under a tree. 318 00:21:48,967 --> 00:21:50,035 Cease, monster! 319 00:21:52,705 --> 00:21:56,975 From dawn till dark and dark till dawn, we battled. 320 00:21:57,009 --> 00:22:01,446 With lance and sword, I laid upon the demon throng 321 00:22:01,479 --> 00:22:03,782 till all were dead but one, 322 00:22:03,816 --> 00:22:06,451 the fiercest ogre of them all. 323 00:22:06,484 --> 00:22:09,021 When finally I drove him to corner, 324 00:22:09,054 --> 00:22:11,824 He changed into a dragon, 325 00:22:11,857 --> 00:22:14,693 bellowing fire and flame upon me! 326 00:22:14,727 --> 00:22:16,461 When that availed him naught, 327 00:22:16,494 --> 00:22:19,965 he became a tusked and taloned werewolf. 328 00:22:19,998 --> 00:22:21,967 Oh, now, see here, Your Majesty-- 329 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:26,271 At last, the beast changed to his present form, 330 00:22:26,304 --> 00:22:28,974 and with one mighty bound, 331 00:22:29,007 --> 00:22:31,977 leaped to the topmost branch of a tree, 332 00:22:32,010 --> 00:22:34,279 200 cubits high! 333 00:22:34,312 --> 00:22:37,883 I picked up a stone the size of a bullock 334 00:22:37,916 --> 00:22:40,919 and hurled it at the beast. 335 00:22:40,953 --> 00:22:42,087 He fell to my feet. 336 00:22:44,823 --> 00:22:48,260 And here, milord, here is living proof 337 00:22:48,293 --> 00:22:50,495 of my mighty deed. 338 00:22:50,528 --> 00:22:53,999 I thank thee. 339 00:22:54,032 --> 00:22:58,871 Your Majesty, mayeth I sayeth a few words? 340 00:22:58,904 --> 00:23:01,774 - In the first place-- - Silence, ogre! 341 00:23:01,807 --> 00:23:04,076 What makest thou of the creature, Merlin? 342 00:23:04,109 --> 00:23:08,513 A most dangerous and evil demon. The beast must be destroyed. 343 00:23:08,546 --> 00:23:11,016 - A hanging? - No. 344 00:23:11,049 --> 00:23:13,451 Burning at the stake, my liege. 345 00:23:15,888 --> 00:23:18,023 Pardon, milord, 346 00:23:18,056 --> 00:23:20,492 but the monster seemeth a gentle soul. 347 00:23:20,525 --> 00:23:21,894 Gentle? 348 00:23:21,927 --> 00:23:24,096 He hath nice eyes, 349 00:23:24,129 --> 00:23:27,432 and his features are... not unpleasant. 350 00:23:27,465 --> 00:23:31,236 True, true. Monster, hast thou a name? 351 00:23:31,269 --> 00:23:34,406 Hast. Martin. Hank Martin. 352 00:23:34,439 --> 00:23:37,910 The truth now. How camest thou to this kingdom? 353 00:23:37,943 --> 00:23:41,947 Well, I'm a little confused as to how I came here, 354 00:23:41,980 --> 00:23:43,782 but I did come from Connecticut. 355 00:23:46,518 --> 00:23:49,054 Hast, uh, heard of, uh... 356 00:23:49,087 --> 00:23:51,089 what he just said? 357 00:23:51,123 --> 00:23:53,291 Couldst be in Ireland. 358 00:23:53,325 --> 00:23:56,061 Oh, no. It's way past Ireland. 359 00:23:56,094 --> 00:24:00,232 You lie. There's naught beyond Ireland but the Great Sea. 360 00:24:00,265 --> 00:24:03,535 Trapped by his own words, my liege. 361 00:24:03,568 --> 00:24:05,838 An evil demon confronts us whose abode 362 00:24:05,871 --> 00:24:08,106 is the dismal depths of the ocean. 363 00:24:08,140 --> 00:24:11,543 Destroy this pestilence e'er he destroy us. 364 00:24:11,576 --> 00:24:12,911 Thou hast a good point. 365 00:24:12,945 --> 00:24:14,046 Death to the monster! 366 00:24:16,048 --> 00:24:18,083 Quiet, quiet! 367 00:24:18,116 --> 00:24:21,920 Oh, my ears. 368 00:24:21,954 --> 00:24:23,989 Monster? 369 00:24:24,022 --> 00:24:26,925 I have bad tidings for thee. 370 00:24:26,959 --> 00:24:29,928 Tomorrow morning, thou burnest at the stake. 371 00:24:29,962 --> 00:24:31,930 Take him away. 372 00:24:31,964 --> 00:24:35,133 Well, Your Majesty, if I can just have a minute to-- 373 00:24:35,167 --> 00:24:38,470 I'd like to explain this-- wait a minute! Hey! Help! 374 00:24:38,503 --> 00:24:40,238 Wait! Help! 375 00:25:11,003 --> 00:25:13,972 'Tis said this monster has seven heads. 376 00:25:14,006 --> 00:25:15,874 Aye, and a fork'ed tail. 377 00:25:18,210 --> 00:25:21,179 It is I, Sir Sagramore! Open for Sir Sagramore! 378 00:25:30,622 --> 00:25:33,425 Well, what do you want now? 379 00:25:33,458 --> 00:25:36,594 I have brought thee a dainty tidbit from the king's kitchen. 380 00:25:36,628 --> 00:25:38,363 Roast meat. 381 00:25:38,396 --> 00:25:41,366 At this point, roast meat doesn't appeal to me. 382 00:25:41,399 --> 00:25:44,236 - When do I, uh-- - Within the hour. 383 00:25:44,269 --> 00:25:46,438 How thou must hate me for the mischief 384 00:25:46,471 --> 00:25:48,106 my foolish tongue has caused thee. 385 00:25:48,140 --> 00:25:50,042 You ought to be press agent for Jack the Ripper. 386 00:25:50,075 --> 00:25:51,652 An ogre, you called me. Dragon, werewolf. 387 00:25:51,676 --> 00:25:53,311 No wonder they wanna get rid of me. 388 00:25:53,345 --> 00:25:56,915 Cease. I feel bad enough. 389 00:25:56,949 --> 00:25:59,584 If there were aught I could say, aught I could do to save thee... 390 00:25:59,617 --> 00:26:01,519 Well, ain't there aught? 391 00:26:01,553 --> 00:26:02,921 Naught. 392 00:26:07,192 --> 00:26:08,192 Wait! 393 00:26:13,398 --> 00:26:15,333 Zounds, what an idea. 394 00:26:15,367 --> 00:26:16,710 - An idea? - Who hast condemned thee? 395 00:26:16,734 --> 00:26:19,271 'Tis Merlin, the maker of miracles. 396 00:26:19,304 --> 00:26:21,606 What if thou shouldst create a miracle? 397 00:26:21,639 --> 00:26:25,143 What if thou shouldst prove a greater sorcerer? 398 00:26:25,177 --> 00:26:26,544 Doing what? 399 00:26:28,346 --> 00:26:32,617 Nay. Nay. 'Tis a foolish thought. 400 00:26:32,650 --> 00:26:35,353 A greater sorcerer than Merlin? None such exists. 401 00:26:35,387 --> 00:26:37,055 He's the champion, huh? 402 00:26:39,324 --> 00:26:42,260 I have grown to like thee, monster. 403 00:26:42,294 --> 00:26:43,661 'Tis sad to part. 404 00:26:45,730 --> 00:26:47,065 'Tis sad. 405 00:26:52,037 --> 00:26:53,071 Farewell. 406 00:27:03,415 --> 00:27:04,682 Within the hour. 407 00:27:16,661 --> 00:27:18,663 Well, now, if it's a miracle they're after... 408 00:27:21,733 --> 00:27:24,169 ♪ Meet the new champion 409 00:27:57,635 --> 00:27:59,204 No, no, no, no. 410 00:27:59,237 --> 00:28:01,439 All these folderols simply to burn a man. 411 00:28:01,473 --> 00:28:03,175 Verily it grows monotonous. 412 00:28:03,208 --> 00:28:07,112 Aye, but the Romans had a more amusing procedure. 413 00:28:07,145 --> 00:28:09,714 They boiled their victims in oil. 414 00:28:09,747 --> 00:28:11,683 Boiled them in oil? 415 00:28:11,716 --> 00:28:16,721 Splendid. Hast not seen a lobster boil, Your Majesty? 416 00:28:16,754 --> 00:28:18,723 Truly, Morgan, thou art brilliant. 417 00:28:18,756 --> 00:28:21,726 All right, all right, all right. Let's get started. 418 00:28:21,759 --> 00:28:24,729 Thou knowest this early morning air bringeth on my vapors. 419 00:28:24,762 --> 00:28:27,265 The king speaketh. Bring on the beast. 420 00:28:27,299 --> 00:28:30,202 - Bring on the beast! - Bring on the beast! 421 00:28:30,235 --> 00:28:32,404 Must we have these eternal echoes? 422 00:28:50,888 --> 00:28:53,758 That's strange. 423 00:28:53,791 --> 00:28:55,760 The creature seemeth in splendid spirits. 424 00:28:55,793 --> 00:28:57,762 'Twill avail him naught. 425 00:28:57,795 --> 00:29:01,333 Fire and flame will destroy him and all his demon magic. 426 00:29:01,366 --> 00:29:03,835 Milord, does he have to die? 427 00:29:03,868 --> 00:29:05,670 Of course he has to die. 428 00:29:05,703 --> 00:29:07,272 You certainly don't expect me 429 00:29:07,305 --> 00:29:09,507 to disappoint all these people, do you? 430 00:29:09,541 --> 00:29:11,476 Thou art to be commended, Sir Sagramore, 431 00:29:11,509 --> 00:29:13,178 for thy part in these festivities. 432 00:29:13,211 --> 00:29:15,780 Nay. My heart weigheth heavily. 433 00:29:15,813 --> 00:29:19,517 Hear ye the proclamation of death! 434 00:29:22,354 --> 00:29:25,790 Monster, thou hast by trial both just and fair 435 00:29:25,823 --> 00:29:28,793 been found guilty of the following crimes. 436 00:29:28,826 --> 00:29:31,796 First, of assuming through demon wizardry... 437 00:29:31,829 --> 00:29:34,566 Stay away, clouds. 438 00:29:34,599 --> 00:29:36,901 Good old sun. 439 00:29:36,934 --> 00:29:40,538 ...and of tusked and taloned werewolf. 440 00:29:40,572 --> 00:29:43,408 Second, of conspiring with Beelzebub 441 00:29:43,441 --> 00:29:44,809 and the powers of evil 442 00:29:44,842 --> 00:29:47,612 to bring calamity upon this kingdom. 443 00:29:47,645 --> 00:29:49,781 Therefore, monster, 444 00:29:49,814 --> 00:29:53,385 by order of His Sovereign Majesty King Arthur of Britain, 445 00:29:53,418 --> 00:29:57,522 thou art hereby condemned to perish by the flame-- 446 00:30:02,327 --> 00:30:04,662 Merlin, he's bewitched. 447 00:30:06,298 --> 00:30:09,367 Have no fear, my liege. 448 00:30:09,401 --> 00:30:11,669 I shall cast a spell upon this demon. 449 00:30:30,688 --> 00:30:32,624 I fear thee not, monster. 450 00:30:32,657 --> 00:30:33,858 Boo. 451 00:30:40,565 --> 00:30:42,634 I, Merlin, sorcerer to the king, 452 00:30:42,667 --> 00:30:45,270 do hereby render helpless the evil demon 453 00:30:45,303 --> 00:30:48,273 within this monster and route forevermore 454 00:30:48,306 --> 00:30:51,376 his magic wizardry, and I command the gods 455 00:30:51,409 --> 00:30:53,878 to wither his tongue, to still his limbs, to, uh-- 456 00:30:53,911 --> 00:30:55,580 Psst, psst, Smiley? 457 00:30:55,613 --> 00:30:56,893 You're burning up a little there. 458 00:30:59,717 --> 00:31:01,686 Thou art the devil himself. 459 00:31:03,888 --> 00:31:05,990 Is there no end to his sorcery? 460 00:31:06,023 --> 00:31:08,360 Do you give up? 461 00:31:08,393 --> 00:31:10,562 Ah-ha. Just as I thought! 462 00:31:10,595 --> 00:31:12,264 Hey. 463 00:31:12,297 --> 00:31:17,335 No forces of evil did cause this mischief, my liege. 464 00:31:17,369 --> 00:31:20,638 'Twas but this bauble, this toy, 465 00:31:20,672 --> 00:31:23,675 which any child can worketh. 466 00:31:23,708 --> 00:31:24,709 Start workething, bub. 467 00:31:29,681 --> 00:31:32,384 I command thee, 468 00:31:32,417 --> 00:31:34,752 maketh fire and flame. 469 00:31:34,786 --> 00:31:35,786 Any news? 470 00:31:37,589 --> 00:31:39,557 Maketh fire and flame! 471 00:31:42,460 --> 00:31:43,561 No talent, huh? 472 00:31:48,966 --> 00:31:50,935 A few words, Your Majesty. 473 00:31:50,968 --> 00:31:54,372 I am a wizard. I'm a whiz of a wizard. 474 00:31:54,406 --> 00:31:57,275 Matter of fact, just about the best in the business. 475 00:31:57,309 --> 00:31:59,577 And if you don't mind my saying so, 476 00:31:59,611 --> 00:32:02,680 it's a pretty good thing for you I'm not quick-tempered. 477 00:32:05,583 --> 00:32:07,819 Slim, release me here. 478 00:32:07,852 --> 00:32:09,287 Come on, quickly. 479 00:32:15,627 --> 00:32:16,994 I might lose my temper here 480 00:32:17,028 --> 00:32:18,896 and burn up a lot of good acreage. 481 00:32:18,930 --> 00:32:21,766 Now, watch closely and I'll show you what I mean. 482 00:32:21,799 --> 00:32:25,970 I have here, Your Majesty, a common, ordinary twig. 483 00:32:26,003 --> 00:32:27,439 Presto. 484 00:32:32,377 --> 00:32:35,980 You could imagine what I could do with a tree. 485 00:32:36,013 --> 00:32:38,416 For my next miracle, ladies and gentlemen-- 486 00:32:38,450 --> 00:32:40,452 Desist! Desist, monster, I prithee. 487 00:32:46,591 --> 00:32:49,527 And now, Your Majesty, hang onto your crown be-- 488 00:32:52,764 --> 00:32:54,966 because, uh, I'm about to-- 489 00:32:54,999 --> 00:32:56,801 No more, monster. I beseech thee. 490 00:32:56,834 --> 00:32:59,103 Spare my kingdom. 491 00:32:59,136 --> 00:33:01,706 Name thy terms, and I will grant them. 492 00:33:01,739 --> 00:33:03,808 Well... 493 00:33:03,841 --> 00:33:06,344 I would like to stick around here a little while, maybe. 494 00:33:06,378 --> 00:33:08,346 Half my domains are thine. 495 00:33:08,380 --> 00:33:10,482 Oh, no, just-- just a little-- 496 00:33:10,515 --> 00:33:12,450 little blacksmith shop would be all right. 497 00:33:12,484 --> 00:33:15,086 A smithy. 498 00:33:15,119 --> 00:33:16,854 Granted. 499 00:33:16,888 --> 00:33:19,691 And if you could arrange it, I'd like to associate 500 00:33:19,724 --> 00:33:23,928 with these lords and ladies in a little more sociable atmosphere. 501 00:33:23,961 --> 00:33:27,832 A ball, as soon as 'tis possible to accoutre thee properly. 502 00:33:27,865 --> 00:33:29,867 This fellow that captured me, what about him? 503 00:33:29,901 --> 00:33:31,769 The dog shall die. 504 00:33:31,803 --> 00:33:34,071 Aye. Burn Sir Sagramore. 505 00:33:34,105 --> 00:33:36,808 Aye! Burn Sir Sagramore! 506 00:33:38,910 --> 00:33:41,679 Burn Sir Sagramore! Burn Sir Sagramore! 507 00:33:41,713 --> 00:33:45,483 Burn Sir Sagramore! 508 00:33:46,518 --> 00:33:47,919 In oil, huh? 509 00:33:47,952 --> 00:33:50,788 Oh, no. No. Wait a minute. I like him. 510 00:33:52,490 --> 00:33:54,526 Why, he shall be thy squire. 511 00:33:54,559 --> 00:33:57,829 I wouldn't be without a squire. And one really important thing. 512 00:33:57,862 --> 00:34:00,932 As long as I seem to be the boss around here, 513 00:34:00,965 --> 00:34:03,535 don't you think I ought to have a title to go with it? 514 00:34:03,568 --> 00:34:06,538 Approach and be knighted. 515 00:34:13,811 --> 00:34:16,147 Here. Practice with this a while. 516 00:34:21,953 --> 00:34:23,788 On thy knees, sire. 517 00:34:47,979 --> 00:34:50,882 I dub thee-- 518 00:34:50,915 --> 00:34:52,650 I dub thee Sir Boss! 519 00:34:55,987 --> 00:34:58,456 Hail to the Boss! 520 00:34:58,490 --> 00:35:00,758 Hail, Sir Boss. 521 00:35:00,792 --> 00:35:04,529 Methinks I liketh Camelot... 522 00:35:04,562 --> 00:35:05,930 a lot. 523 00:35:14,639 --> 00:35:16,808 Zounds, but thou hast a handsome figure. 524 00:35:16,841 --> 00:35:18,576 Now, take it easy, Saggy. 525 00:35:18,610 --> 00:35:20,812 I know you're grateful, but don't overdo it. 526 00:35:20,845 --> 00:35:24,716 The ball awaits thee. This way, milord. 527 00:35:24,749 --> 00:35:26,551 Hope some man doesn't ask me to dance. 528 00:35:37,929 --> 00:35:39,531 For thee, sire. 529 00:35:42,634 --> 00:35:47,071 Well, how about introducing me to the cast of characters? 530 00:35:47,104 --> 00:35:48,706 Pardon, sire? 531 00:35:48,740 --> 00:35:51,809 I wouldst know whom I meeteth this night. 532 00:35:51,843 --> 00:35:54,912 The king, for instance. What's he like? 533 00:35:54,946 --> 00:35:56,147 A prince among men. 534 00:35:56,180 --> 00:35:58,616 And, uh, Merlin? 535 00:36:01,853 --> 00:36:03,888 A devil, who by cunning and trickery 536 00:36:03,921 --> 00:36:05,957 has come to rule the kingdom. 537 00:36:05,990 --> 00:36:07,659 A villain, huh? 538 00:36:07,692 --> 00:36:10,895 Who's the dark-haired lady with him there? 539 00:36:10,928 --> 00:36:13,030 Morgan le Fay, the king's niece. 540 00:36:13,064 --> 00:36:14,732 If aught should happen to the king, 541 00:36:14,766 --> 00:36:17,802 Merlin would see to it that she is queen. 542 00:36:17,835 --> 00:36:19,503 Well, aught better not happen then, huh? 543 00:36:23,941 --> 00:36:26,143 Who? 544 00:36:26,177 --> 00:36:31,916 Another of the king's nieces. Milady Alisande la Carteloise. 545 00:36:31,949 --> 00:36:33,918 Is she married or anything? 546 00:36:33,951 --> 00:36:36,588 She is the betrothed of Sir Lancelot of the Lake. 547 00:36:38,890 --> 00:36:41,793 Who is away on a mission of knight errantry, sire. 548 00:36:41,826 --> 00:36:44,629 Traveling man, huh? Shall we mingle then? 549 00:36:50,968 --> 00:36:52,937 Stop the music! 550 00:36:52,970 --> 00:36:54,005 Stop the music! 551 00:36:54,038 --> 00:36:55,573 Stop the music! 552 00:36:58,075 --> 00:37:00,812 The music stoppeth, sire. 553 00:37:05,016 --> 00:37:07,351 Well, you got a mighty nice turnout for the clambake. 554 00:37:07,384 --> 00:37:08,720 I'm much obliged. 555 00:37:08,753 --> 00:37:10,722 It's a pleasure, I assure thee. 556 00:37:10,755 --> 00:37:13,090 Ladies and gentlemen, Sir Boss! 557 00:37:16,894 --> 00:37:18,930 The man is dangerous. 558 00:37:18,963 --> 00:37:23,334 And we also if we but smile. 559 00:37:23,367 --> 00:37:24,367 Dance with him. 560 00:37:28,740 --> 00:37:30,708 - Uh, Sir Galahad. - Oh. 561 00:37:30,742 --> 00:37:31,776 Howdy. 562 00:37:33,745 --> 00:37:35,212 Killed any dragons lately? 563 00:37:38,015 --> 00:37:39,015 Scout's honor? 564 00:37:46,190 --> 00:37:47,692 Pardon, my liege. 565 00:37:47,725 --> 00:37:50,361 And, ah, yes, my niece, Morgan le Fay, 566 00:37:50,394 --> 00:37:52,063 princess of the Royal House. 567 00:37:52,096 --> 00:37:54,065 Welcome to Camelot, milord. 568 00:37:54,098 --> 00:37:56,801 - A merry tune, is it not? - Oh, yes. 569 00:37:56,834 --> 00:37:58,803 I can hardly keep my feet still. 570 00:37:58,836 --> 00:38:02,774 Thou mayest think me bold, but wouldst dance with me? 571 00:38:02,807 --> 00:38:04,175 Why, certainly. I'd love to. 572 00:38:09,113 --> 00:38:10,147 Anytime. 573 00:38:13,818 --> 00:38:15,419 I, uh-- I beg your pardon. 574 00:38:15,452 --> 00:38:17,397 I don't want to seem aggressive or anything, but I did want-- 575 00:38:17,421 --> 00:38:20,958 My dear Alisande, hast heard my latest exploits? 576 00:38:20,992 --> 00:38:22,960 - Never in all-- - Say, just a minute, buster. 577 00:38:22,994 --> 00:38:24,195 This is our dance. 578 00:38:27,699 --> 00:38:29,133 Oh, by all means, yes. 579 00:38:37,274 --> 00:38:39,844 Hast thou an affliction in thine eye, sire? 580 00:38:39,877 --> 00:38:41,779 I'm afraid it's in my heart. 581 00:38:41,813 --> 00:38:45,883 But that twitching of the lid. I understand thee not. 582 00:38:45,917 --> 00:38:47,251 That's a wink, honey. 583 00:38:47,284 --> 00:38:48,853 A wink? 584 00:38:48,886 --> 00:38:52,757 Where I come from, it's a token of affection. 585 00:38:56,794 --> 00:38:58,262 Maybe we better dance, huh? 586 00:39:02,499 --> 00:39:03,935 Come along with me a minute. 587 00:39:03,968 --> 00:39:06,070 I want to straighten these fellas out. 588 00:39:16,180 --> 00:39:19,416 Will you excuse me? This won't take a minute. 589 00:39:19,450 --> 00:39:23,187 You don't seem to be very busy. Would you try something for me? 590 00:39:23,220 --> 00:39:24,989 Listen closely. 591 00:39:30,294 --> 00:39:31,328 Try it. 592 00:39:33,497 --> 00:39:37,201 Fine. I have something for you, too. 593 00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:43,808 Play it. 594 00:39:46,343 --> 00:39:49,146 Are you happy? Sounds fine. 595 00:39:49,180 --> 00:39:52,483 Well, who have we here? Milord Windpipe. 596 00:39:52,516 --> 00:39:54,819 Got something classy for you. Listen closely. 597 00:39:54,852 --> 00:39:58,890 Nice, huh? 598 00:39:58,923 --> 00:40:01,292 Try it. 599 00:40:05,897 --> 00:40:09,500 Have to file this away till 1776, I guess. 600 00:40:09,533 --> 00:40:12,536 Now we come to the most important part of all, 601 00:40:12,569 --> 00:40:15,339 the rhythm section. 602 00:40:15,372 --> 00:40:18,943 Tell me, sire, how dost thou count this rhythm? 603 00:40:18,976 --> 00:40:20,978 Hmm? 604 00:40:21,012 --> 00:40:24,048 One, two, three. One, two, three. 605 00:40:24,081 --> 00:40:27,785 One, two, three. One, two, three. 606 00:40:27,819 --> 00:40:29,954 You're a three-beat man, huh? 607 00:40:31,355 --> 00:40:33,224 You're a four-beat man. 608 00:40:33,257 --> 00:40:36,360 One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four. 609 00:40:36,393 --> 00:40:37,995 I'm a four-beat man. 610 00:40:38,029 --> 00:40:39,330 Naturally. Let me hear it. 611 00:40:41,966 --> 00:40:44,468 That's it. 612 00:40:44,501 --> 00:40:46,938 Oh, say, there's a new tuning on these instruments. 613 00:40:46,971 --> 00:40:48,005 Gonna sweep the country. 614 00:40:53,110 --> 00:40:54,178 There. 615 00:40:59,416 --> 00:41:01,853 Isn't that classy? 616 00:41:01,886 --> 00:41:04,588 There's a canoe that goes with these things, 617 00:41:04,621 --> 00:41:06,290 but that's another story. 618 00:41:10,494 --> 00:41:14,832 Don't lose your head now. Oh, there's just the man we need. 619 00:41:14,866 --> 00:41:17,168 Hold it. 620 00:41:17,201 --> 00:41:18,502 Tell me, young man, 621 00:41:18,535 --> 00:41:21,172 art thou familiar with this melody? 622 00:41:21,205 --> 00:41:23,274 Indeed, Sir-- Sir Boss. I am. 623 00:41:23,307 --> 00:41:24,876 Well, come on. Join the band. 624 00:41:24,909 --> 00:41:28,345 I hope thou art paid up in the Guild. 625 00:41:28,379 --> 00:41:30,347 Everyone remember what I showed them. 626 00:41:30,381 --> 00:41:34,185 Are you all ready? 627 00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:38,255 There, you see? 628 00:41:38,289 --> 00:41:42,059 When you putteth in the brass, you taketh out the lead. 629 00:41:42,093 --> 00:41:45,062 Sir Boss, what a wondrous transformation. 630 00:41:45,096 --> 00:41:47,364 So bright, so merry, so gay! 631 00:41:47,398 --> 00:41:49,233 Oh, it was really nothing. 632 00:41:49,266 --> 00:41:51,302 Tomorrow, I might even show them "The Turkey Trot." 633 00:41:51,335 --> 00:41:52,970 - "The Turkey Trot"? - Yeah. 634 00:41:53,004 --> 00:41:54,205 I wit thee not. 635 00:41:54,238 --> 00:41:55,506 Oh, 'tis a gayish gambol. 636 00:41:57,441 --> 00:42:00,311 Oh, come. Relax. You might like it. 637 00:42:12,656 --> 00:42:15,459 Methinks this will be his undoing. 638 00:42:22,466 --> 00:42:23,500 This is an out-- 639 00:42:26,303 --> 00:42:27,571 Yes, sire? 640 00:43:28,299 --> 00:43:30,201 Would you like to sit the rest of this out? 641 00:43:30,234 --> 00:43:31,735 'Twould be most unseemly. 642 00:43:31,768 --> 00:43:34,005 I know it 'twould. I want to talk to you alone. 643 00:43:53,790 --> 00:43:55,559 'Tis a beautiful night, sire. 644 00:43:55,592 --> 00:43:58,529 Oh, 'tis. 'Tis indeed. 645 00:43:58,562 --> 00:44:00,664 But I wish you wouldn't call me sire. 646 00:44:00,697 --> 00:44:02,533 Yes, O Mighty Sorcerer. 647 00:44:02,566 --> 00:44:04,701 And I wanna straighten you out on that too. 648 00:44:04,735 --> 00:44:07,604 I don't care what it looked like out there the other day. 649 00:44:07,638 --> 00:44:08,739 I'm just one of the boys, 650 00:44:08,772 --> 00:44:10,707 just a fella called Hank Martin. 651 00:44:10,741 --> 00:44:12,209 A human being? 652 00:44:12,243 --> 00:44:16,013 Mm-hmm. Right now, very human. 653 00:44:20,451 --> 00:44:22,119 Tell me, sire-- 654 00:44:22,153 --> 00:44:25,156 Oh, no. Hank. 655 00:44:25,189 --> 00:44:27,558 Tell me... Hank... 656 00:44:27,591 --> 00:44:30,494 why dost thou confide in me? 657 00:44:30,527 --> 00:44:34,065 I don't know, unless-- well, except I'm grateful. 658 00:44:34,098 --> 00:44:36,667 Well, you-- you and Saggy were the only ones 659 00:44:36,700 --> 00:44:39,236 that seemed to care if I burned or not. 660 00:44:39,270 --> 00:44:42,506 I'd feel as sorry for any beast of the field. 661 00:44:42,539 --> 00:44:44,441 Oh, now, don't spoil it. 662 00:44:44,475 --> 00:44:48,479 In the second place, Alisande, you're a very pretty girl. 663 00:44:48,512 --> 00:44:49,746 Thou art pretty too, milord. 664 00:44:51,748 --> 00:44:54,185 You mustn't go around saying men are pretty. 665 00:44:54,218 --> 00:44:57,754 If you wanna make an exception in my case, say I'm cute. 666 00:44:57,788 --> 00:45:00,457 Well, thou art in truth the cutest-- 667 00:45:00,491 --> 00:45:02,726 I don't like that either. Say I'm healthy or something. 668 00:45:02,759 --> 00:45:05,362 You know what I think I'll call you? 669 00:45:05,396 --> 00:45:06,597 Sandy. 670 00:45:06,630 --> 00:45:09,633 - Sandy? - Mm-hmm. 671 00:45:09,666 --> 00:45:11,168 Sandy. 672 00:45:11,202 --> 00:45:13,770 It hath a fine and winsome grace. 673 00:45:13,804 --> 00:45:15,606 Sandy. 674 00:45:15,639 --> 00:45:19,243 Even so, already it falleth trippingly from the tongue. 675 00:45:19,276 --> 00:45:20,477 Shakespeare. 676 00:45:20,511 --> 00:45:22,246 Shakespeare? 677 00:45:22,279 --> 00:45:24,348 Oh, he's a new boy coming up later. 678 00:45:24,381 --> 00:45:25,649 Very clever fella. 679 00:45:27,651 --> 00:45:30,487 Oh, gee, Connecticut was never like this. 680 00:45:30,521 --> 00:45:35,226 And where is this strange land, this Conn-ect-i-cut? 681 00:45:35,259 --> 00:45:37,328 A million miles... 682 00:45:37,361 --> 00:45:39,430 a thousand years away. 683 00:45:39,463 --> 00:45:42,166 I comprehend thee not. 684 00:45:42,199 --> 00:45:45,169 I'm not sure I comprehend me either. 685 00:45:45,202 --> 00:45:47,271 One thing I know, though. I'm glad I'm here. 686 00:45:55,779 --> 00:45:59,850 ♪ Once and for always 687 00:45:59,883 --> 00:46:05,556 ♪ Let's have it understood 688 00:46:05,589 --> 00:46:10,261 ♪ We will be together 689 00:46:10,294 --> 00:46:14,365 ♪ Just the way we should 690 00:46:14,398 --> 00:46:18,802 ♪ Let's not wait and hope 691 00:46:18,835 --> 00:46:23,474 ♪ For something more sublime 692 00:46:23,507 --> 00:46:26,610 ♪ Don't you know 693 00:46:26,643 --> 00:46:33,550 ♪ That always isn't too much time ♪ 694 00:46:33,584 --> 00:46:37,221 ♪ So once 695 00:46:37,254 --> 00:46:40,691 ♪ And for always 696 00:46:40,724 --> 00:46:46,397 ♪ Let's say that it's agreed 697 00:46:46,430 --> 00:46:50,367 ♪ Wishing days are over 698 00:46:50,401 --> 00:46:55,439 ♪ This is all we need 699 00:46:55,472 --> 00:46:58,509 ♪ And tonight 700 00:46:58,542 --> 00:47:03,847 ♪ We'll notify the stars 701 00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:07,751 ♪ Above 702 00:47:07,784 --> 00:47:13,357 ♪ That once and for always 703 00:47:13,390 --> 00:47:19,563 ♪ And no less than always 704 00:47:19,596 --> 00:47:23,567 ♪ You and I 705 00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:26,703 ♪ Will be 706 00:47:26,737 --> 00:47:30,807 ♪ Do do do do do do ♪ 707 00:47:30,841 --> 00:47:36,280 ♪ In love 708 00:47:36,313 --> 00:47:39,850 Oh, 'tis truly lovely. 709 00:47:39,883 --> 00:47:44,988 ♪ Once and for always 710 00:47:45,021 --> 00:47:50,594 ♪ Let's have it understood 711 00:47:50,627 --> 00:47:52,596 But I know not thy meaning, sire. 712 00:47:52,629 --> 00:47:56,600 'Tis warming to the heart, but confusing to the mind. 713 00:47:56,633 --> 00:47:58,502 All I'm trying to tell you, honey, 714 00:47:58,535 --> 00:48:01,938 is even if you lived up in my day, around 1905, 715 00:48:01,972 --> 00:48:04,341 I'd still feel the same way about you. 716 00:48:04,375 --> 00:48:06,843 Time isn't important if it's the real thing. 717 00:48:09,413 --> 00:48:12,749 ♪ Let's not wait 718 00:48:12,783 --> 00:48:14,985 ♪ And hope for something 719 00:48:15,018 --> 00:48:18,722 ♪ More sublime 720 00:48:18,755 --> 00:48:21,825 ♪ Don't you know 721 00:48:21,858 --> 00:48:23,627 ♪ No 722 00:48:23,660 --> 00:48:25,629 ♪ Well, always 723 00:48:25,662 --> 00:48:30,634 ♪ Isn't too much time 724 00:48:30,667 --> 00:48:32,869 Seems the only thing I brought with me from Connecticut 725 00:48:32,903 --> 00:48:34,705 is a little book, an almanac 726 00:48:34,738 --> 00:48:37,574 full of useful advice and wise observations, 727 00:48:37,608 --> 00:48:38,842 one of which says, 728 00:48:38,875 --> 00:48:42,813 "Love once, but love always and forever." 729 00:48:42,846 --> 00:48:44,381 That's what I'm trying to tell you, 730 00:48:44,415 --> 00:48:46,283 just like it says in the almanac. 731 00:48:46,317 --> 00:48:47,684 What's an almanac? 732 00:48:47,718 --> 00:48:49,653 Doesn't matter. They all say the same thing. 733 00:48:51,922 --> 00:48:56,760 ♪ Once and for always 734 00:48:56,793 --> 00:49:01,832 ♪ Let's say that it's agreed 735 00:49:01,865 --> 00:49:04,701 ♪ Agreed 736 00:49:04,735 --> 00:49:09,573 ♪ Wishing days are over 737 00:49:09,606 --> 00:49:13,043 ♪ This is all we need 738 00:49:13,076 --> 00:49:15,912 ♪ And tonight 739 00:49:15,946 --> 00:49:18,749 ♪ We'll notify 740 00:49:18,782 --> 00:49:22,319 ♪ The stars 741 00:49:22,353 --> 00:49:26,690 ♪ Above 742 00:49:26,723 --> 00:49:31,695 ♪ That once and for always 743 00:49:31,728 --> 00:49:35,332 ♪ And no less 744 00:49:35,366 --> 00:49:38,502 ♪ Than always 745 00:49:38,535 --> 00:49:42,005 ♪ You and I 746 00:49:42,038 --> 00:49:44,641 ♪ Will be 747 00:49:44,675 --> 00:49:48,712 ♪ Do do do do 748 00:49:48,745 --> 00:49:53,517 ♪ In love 749 00:50:03,460 --> 00:50:05,095 Oh, I shouldn't have done that, huh? 750 00:50:05,128 --> 00:50:07,564 'Twas mine fault as much as thine. 751 00:50:07,598 --> 00:50:08,999 Well, then this one's on me. 752 00:50:17,774 --> 00:50:19,743 Will I see you tomorrow? 753 00:50:19,776 --> 00:50:20,877 'Twould be most-- 754 00:50:20,911 --> 00:50:24,147 Tomorrow then, at my smithy. 755 00:50:24,180 --> 00:50:28,485 Logris, thou art a friend of Lancelot's. 756 00:50:28,519 --> 00:50:30,454 Wouldst say he is a jealous man? 757 00:50:30,487 --> 00:50:31,888 Most jealous. 758 00:50:31,922 --> 00:50:33,757 Knowest thou his whereabouts? 759 00:50:33,790 --> 00:50:35,759 They say he's bound for the north country. 760 00:50:35,792 --> 00:50:37,694 A day's ride would reach him. 761 00:50:37,728 --> 00:50:39,630 A night's ride. Thou must leave at once. 762 00:50:46,202 --> 00:50:47,704 Stay, Sir Lancelot! 763 00:50:49,506 --> 00:50:50,874 Sir Lancelot! 764 00:50:54,044 --> 00:50:55,145 Stay, Sir Lancelot! 765 00:50:59,082 --> 00:51:01,618 Evil tidings, my friend. 766 00:51:01,652 --> 00:51:03,053 An interloper from a foreign land 767 00:51:03,086 --> 00:51:05,522 has gazed with ardor upon the Lady Alisande. 768 00:51:05,556 --> 00:51:08,425 Huh? Name of this interloper? 769 00:51:08,459 --> 00:51:09,726 Sir Boss. 770 00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:13,464 Sir Boss. I ride forthwith to Camelot. 771 00:51:13,497 --> 00:51:15,966 - But the quest, sire. - The quest shall wait. 772 00:51:15,999 --> 00:51:18,101 First, I must disembowel a scurvy knave. 773 00:51:28,011 --> 00:51:30,180 'Tis a monstrous sorcerer within. 774 00:51:30,213 --> 00:51:31,882 Most monstrous! 775 00:51:35,986 --> 00:51:37,187 Well, let's see here. 776 00:51:39,189 --> 00:51:40,724 Two inches off the cuff. 777 00:51:43,126 --> 00:51:46,997 - Oh, you got me a little there. - Thou art indeed a wizard. 778 00:51:47,030 --> 00:51:49,933 When 'tis done, 'twill become thee as fittingly as it did 779 00:51:49,966 --> 00:51:51,468 to Sagramore le Desirous. 780 00:51:51,502 --> 00:51:54,104 Oh. Sir Sagramore le Desirous. 781 00:51:54,137 --> 00:51:57,107 We've got to do something about that. 782 00:51:57,140 --> 00:51:59,209 Say, when you were a kid, did you have a first name? 783 00:51:59,242 --> 00:52:01,244 Aye, but from that day to this, 784 00:52:01,277 --> 00:52:03,847 no man has dared breathe it in my presence. 785 00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:05,181 Oh, but you're gonna tell me. 786 00:52:05,215 --> 00:52:07,551 Wild horses could not drag it from me. 787 00:52:07,584 --> 00:52:09,520 Come on, Saggy. Fess up. 788 00:52:11,922 --> 00:52:15,191 To my undying shame, 'twas Clarence. 789 00:52:15,225 --> 00:52:19,062 Clarence. Suits your personality, too. 790 00:52:19,095 --> 00:52:21,264 I dub thee Clarence. 791 00:52:21,297 --> 00:52:22,799 Whoop. 792 00:52:22,833 --> 00:52:24,000 As you will, milord. 793 00:52:28,939 --> 00:52:30,206 Hi, men. 794 00:52:30,240 --> 00:52:32,943 Oh, well, you'll get used to me. 795 00:52:32,976 --> 00:52:34,678 Who's this? 796 00:52:34,711 --> 00:52:37,881 Who cometh in yonder covered wagon? 797 00:52:37,914 --> 00:52:40,216 'Tis the Lady Alisande. 798 00:52:40,250 --> 00:52:42,052 I warn thee, milord, this meeting is unwise. 799 00:52:42,085 --> 00:52:43,654 The girl is betrothed. 800 00:52:43,687 --> 00:52:46,156 I'll take care of this thing, Saggy. 801 00:52:46,189 --> 00:52:47,189 But, sire-- 802 00:52:51,928 --> 00:52:53,897 Sandy. 803 00:52:53,930 --> 00:52:55,566 Hank. 804 00:52:55,599 --> 00:52:57,133 Thanks for coming. 805 00:53:01,638 --> 00:53:03,540 In truth, I-- I did not want to come. 806 00:53:03,574 --> 00:53:06,276 I know, you just came to tell me that you couldn't make it. 807 00:53:06,309 --> 00:53:09,079 Honey, I got something awfully important to ask you. 808 00:53:11,815 --> 00:53:14,818 Well, it's a little crowded here. 809 00:53:14,851 --> 00:53:17,988 Could we... 810 00:53:18,021 --> 00:53:19,623 I hate to run out on you fellas, 811 00:53:19,656 --> 00:53:21,925 but you can see how important this is, huh? 812 00:53:21,958 --> 00:53:23,259 Mind the children, Clarence. 813 00:53:28,264 --> 00:53:29,666 Abracadabra! Boom! 814 00:53:31,802 --> 00:53:33,980 The children are gonna love me around here, aren't they? 815 00:53:34,004 --> 00:53:36,106 Oh, say, I got a little trinket here 816 00:53:36,139 --> 00:53:38,675 that I whipped up for you. 817 00:53:38,709 --> 00:53:40,210 - For me, sire? - Yes. 818 00:53:40,243 --> 00:53:42,045 Hath it a name? 819 00:53:42,078 --> 00:53:44,748 Well, in my country, we call it a safety pin. 820 00:53:44,781 --> 00:53:46,750 Wouldst sitteth down? 821 00:53:46,783 --> 00:53:49,753 'Tis a strange device. What purpose serveth it? 822 00:53:49,786 --> 00:53:52,222 Well, it hath a myriad of purposes. 823 00:53:52,255 --> 00:53:55,759 For instance, uh, do you have a handkerchief? 824 00:53:55,792 --> 00:53:57,272 - A kerchief, sire? - A kerchief, yes. 825 00:54:00,797 --> 00:54:02,633 You expecting a cold? 826 00:54:04,701 --> 00:54:06,703 You take, uh-- You take it like this, 827 00:54:06,737 --> 00:54:10,741 over there, over there, and this up here. 828 00:54:10,774 --> 00:54:13,710 Now we take our little gadget, you see, 829 00:54:13,744 --> 00:54:17,681 and hook it up there. 830 00:54:17,714 --> 00:54:18,882 There you are. See? 831 00:54:18,915 --> 00:54:20,016 Amazing, sire. 832 00:54:20,050 --> 00:54:21,084 Isn't it, honey? 833 00:54:21,117 --> 00:54:22,619 But to what purpose? 834 00:54:22,653 --> 00:54:25,856 Huh? Oh. 835 00:54:25,889 --> 00:54:28,024 To what purpose? 836 00:54:28,058 --> 00:54:30,627 Well, in the south, 837 00:54:30,661 --> 00:54:32,101 they call them Aunt Jemimas, I think. 838 00:54:33,429 --> 00:54:35,932 Now, you wanna get the little gadget off there. 839 00:54:35,966 --> 00:54:38,802 You just unlatch it like that. There you are. Presto. 840 00:54:38,835 --> 00:54:40,370 Safe, sound and simple, isn't it? 841 00:54:40,403 --> 00:54:43,073 - It's a miracle. - Well, not exactly a miracle, 842 00:54:43,106 --> 00:54:45,241 but certainly a very handy little gadget. 843 00:54:46,743 --> 00:54:47,878 I didn't mean to scare you. 844 00:54:47,911 --> 00:54:49,345 And that's not a miracle either. 845 00:54:49,379 --> 00:54:51,648 That's just a little gadget called a magnet, 846 00:54:51,682 --> 00:54:54,284 based on an idea cooked up by a fella named Ben Franklin. 847 00:54:54,317 --> 00:54:55,618 This is yours. 848 00:54:56,853 --> 00:54:58,388 'Tis a handsome gift, sire. 849 00:55:00,791 --> 00:55:02,759 But I cannot accept it. 850 00:55:02,793 --> 00:55:05,896 It would not be honorable. 851 00:55:05,929 --> 00:55:08,765 You should know this, sire. I'm betrothed to Sir Lancelot. 852 00:55:08,799 --> 00:55:10,400 - I did know. - But-- 853 00:55:10,433 --> 00:55:12,703 Please, honey, let me do the talking. 854 00:55:12,736 --> 00:55:14,380 Sandy, I haven't been around here very long. 855 00:55:14,404 --> 00:55:16,072 There's a lot of things I don't know, 856 00:55:16,106 --> 00:55:18,008 how I got here, how long I'm gonna be here. 857 00:55:18,041 --> 00:55:19,919 - I do not comprehend. - Don't try to follow me. 858 00:55:19,943 --> 00:55:21,211 Please. Just listen. 859 00:55:21,244 --> 00:55:23,313 What I'm getting at is this. 860 00:55:23,346 --> 00:55:26,349 Would you consider being betrothed to me? 861 00:55:26,382 --> 00:55:27,851 But Sir Lancelot. 862 00:55:27,884 --> 00:55:30,887 We'll get to him later. Do you love him? 863 00:55:30,921 --> 00:55:33,223 Lancelot is a wonderful man. 864 00:55:33,256 --> 00:55:35,225 Brave, stalwart, handsome. 865 00:55:35,258 --> 00:55:36,827 Do you love him? 866 00:55:36,860 --> 00:55:37,970 A wife would be proud of such a husband. 867 00:55:37,994 --> 00:55:39,095 Do you love him? 868 00:55:41,898 --> 00:55:43,867 No, Hank. 869 00:55:43,900 --> 00:55:45,268 Hallelujah. 870 00:55:48,338 --> 00:55:51,742 No, no. Thou must not. 'Tis most unseemly. 871 00:55:51,775 --> 00:55:53,744 Why? 872 00:55:53,777 --> 00:55:57,714 Dost thou not understand? I am betrothed to Sir Lancelot. 873 00:55:57,748 --> 00:55:59,049 I know. I know. 874 00:55:59,082 --> 00:56:00,751 But when does he get back? 875 00:56:00,784 --> 00:56:02,318 Perhaps a month. 876 00:56:02,352 --> 00:56:04,821 You leave everything to me. I'll handle old Lance. 877 00:56:04,855 --> 00:56:06,890 But I fear for thee, Hank. 878 00:56:06,923 --> 00:56:08,491 Sir Lancelot's anger is known to freeze 879 00:56:08,524 --> 00:56:10,126 the hearts of the most courageous. 880 00:56:10,160 --> 00:56:12,128 Sandy, don't worry. Now, please. 881 00:56:12,162 --> 00:56:14,030 Just toddle along home to the castle. 882 00:56:14,064 --> 00:56:16,933 - But, Hank-- - Don't you trust me, Sandy? 883 00:56:16,967 --> 00:56:19,035 Yes, I trust thee, Hank. 884 00:56:19,069 --> 00:56:21,738 Good. Here. You forgot something. 885 00:56:21,772 --> 00:56:23,039 I'll see you later. 886 00:56:29,946 --> 00:56:31,147 Okay, men, shove off. 887 00:56:32,949 --> 00:56:35,351 Heave ho. 888 00:56:35,385 --> 00:56:38,021 Departeth! 889 00:56:38,054 --> 00:56:39,054 Forward! 890 00:57:17,527 --> 00:57:19,495 - Sir Boss? - Yeah? 891 00:57:19,529 --> 00:57:20,931 - I must warn thee. - What about? 892 00:57:20,964 --> 00:57:23,166 Did you get the squeak out of there? 893 00:57:23,199 --> 00:57:24,935 Methinks I have, sire. 894 00:57:24,968 --> 00:57:27,971 Not entirely. Not entirely. 895 00:57:28,004 --> 00:57:29,505 But, sire, I must warn thee. 896 00:57:29,539 --> 00:57:31,507 Yeah? 897 00:57:31,541 --> 00:57:33,844 Art occupied, blacksmith? 898 00:57:33,877 --> 00:57:36,012 Have care, sire. 899 00:57:36,046 --> 00:57:38,348 Yeah, okay. I'll fix that in a minute. 900 00:57:38,381 --> 00:57:39,926 I got a cash customer here. Wait a minute. 901 00:57:39,950 --> 00:57:41,584 What's on your mind, friend? 902 00:57:41,617 --> 00:57:43,954 Death to a scurvy knave 903 00:57:43,987 --> 00:57:46,089 whom I shall find before this day has ended. 904 00:57:46,122 --> 00:57:48,124 Wouldst have an edge on my weapon! 905 00:57:48,158 --> 00:57:51,995 Yes, well, you came to the right place, friend. 906 00:57:52,028 --> 00:57:54,173 I guess you'd like a little edge on the lance too, wouldn't you? 907 00:57:54,197 --> 00:57:55,231 Mm-hmm. 908 00:57:57,433 --> 00:58:00,403 I'll get it. Don't stand there fidgeting. 909 00:58:00,436 --> 00:58:01,838 Give me a lift here. Come on. 910 00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:19,089 By George, big fella, 911 00:58:19,122 --> 00:58:21,357 you've got your dander up today, haven't you? 912 00:58:21,391 --> 00:58:23,559 Hate to be the guy you're looking for. 913 00:58:25,661 --> 00:58:28,031 In a minute. In a minute. 914 00:58:28,064 --> 00:58:30,033 This man has urgent business here. 915 00:58:30,066 --> 00:58:32,202 - Somebody do you wrong? - A grievous wrong. 916 00:58:32,235 --> 00:58:33,603 Uh-huh. Well, I can tell. 917 00:58:33,636 --> 00:58:35,438 When a fella's as mad as you appear to be, 918 00:58:35,471 --> 00:58:37,416 there's generally a woman at the bottom of it, right? 919 00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:41,277 - Thou art wise, blacksmith. - Somebody stole your gal, huh? 920 00:58:41,311 --> 00:58:45,215 Naturally, you're gonna take steps... long steps. 921 00:58:45,248 --> 00:58:47,583 I shall seek out this interloper, 922 00:58:47,617 --> 00:58:49,986 and be he the size of ten giants 923 00:58:50,020 --> 00:58:53,156 and hath he the strength and fury of a thousand lions, 924 00:58:53,189 --> 00:58:54,925 I shall meet him upon the field of honor 925 00:58:54,958 --> 00:58:57,527 and thrust him through like an ox on a spit. 926 00:58:59,295 --> 00:59:01,631 Ah, but the end shall not come swiftly. 927 00:59:01,664 --> 00:59:04,267 Mark you, the death of this knave 928 00:59:04,300 --> 00:59:07,270 who calleth himself Sir Boss shall become legend, 929 00:59:07,303 --> 00:59:09,105 a warning to all who would covet 930 00:59:09,139 --> 00:59:10,606 the betrothed of another. 931 00:59:10,640 --> 00:59:13,243 I don't blame you. If I was in your spot-- 932 00:59:16,179 --> 00:59:18,148 Did you say "Sir Boss"? 933 00:59:18,181 --> 00:59:21,317 Aye, blacksmith. A scourge on the dog. 934 00:59:23,019 --> 00:59:25,021 Well, now, uh... 935 00:59:25,055 --> 00:59:27,623 perhaps we ought to think this over in the cool of the evening. 936 00:59:27,657 --> 00:59:30,593 We don't wanna be too hasty about these things. 937 00:59:30,626 --> 00:59:32,462 - What sayest thou? - No offense, friend. 938 00:59:32,495 --> 00:59:34,197 I just don't want you to do something 939 00:59:34,230 --> 00:59:36,266 - that we'll both regret. - What wouldst suggest? 940 00:59:36,299 --> 00:59:38,201 There are two sides to every question. 941 00:59:38,234 --> 00:59:41,237 I suggest you sit down with this fella and try and talk it over. 942 00:59:41,271 --> 00:59:43,339 They tell me he's a fine boy. 943 00:59:43,373 --> 00:59:45,641 A message for thee, sire. 'Tis from the Lady Alisande. 944 00:59:45,675 --> 00:59:48,644 - It must be for you, friend. - Oh, no, Sir Lancelot. 945 00:59:48,678 --> 00:59:50,480 'Tis for Sir Boss here. 946 00:59:56,019 --> 00:59:57,153 Sir Boss. 947 01:00:00,556 --> 01:00:03,326 "Beware. Lancelot cometh." 948 01:00:03,359 --> 01:00:05,661 And here you are. 949 01:00:05,695 --> 01:00:07,998 If you'll excuse me, I have a couple irons in the fire. 950 01:00:08,031 --> 01:00:10,433 Wait! I hurl the gauntlet in thy face. 951 01:00:13,469 --> 01:00:14,469 Good day, sire. 952 01:00:17,740 --> 01:00:19,142 Good day. 953 01:00:24,380 --> 01:00:26,349 Clarence, are you there? 954 01:00:29,719 --> 01:00:33,523 Aye. The die is cast. 955 01:00:33,556 --> 01:00:36,592 Tomorrow you joust with Sir Lancelot. 956 01:00:36,626 --> 01:00:38,328 And the one who lives shall become 957 01:00:38,361 --> 01:00:41,464 the betrothed of Lady Alisande. 958 01:00:41,497 --> 01:00:43,533 I don't like the odds. 959 01:01:08,791 --> 01:01:11,727 All right, we're here, Merlin. Show us some blood. 960 01:01:11,761 --> 01:01:14,730 Aye, blood. Sir Boss's blood. 961 01:01:14,764 --> 01:01:16,466 Anybody's blood. 962 01:01:16,499 --> 01:01:18,634 I will hasten the proceedings, my liege. 963 01:01:26,342 --> 01:01:28,311 Fear not, my friend. 964 01:01:28,344 --> 01:01:31,747 I have cast a magic spell upon thy evil opponent. 965 01:01:31,781 --> 01:01:33,449 I thank thee, Merlin. 966 01:01:33,483 --> 01:01:36,286 I have no need for casting of spells. 967 01:01:47,597 --> 01:01:49,499 Be of good cheer, sire. 968 01:01:49,532 --> 01:01:52,135 - Perhaps couldst perform a miracle. - Afraid not. 969 01:01:52,168 --> 01:01:54,170 With all this stuff on, it slows up my thinking. 970 01:01:54,204 --> 01:01:56,439 What's that? 971 01:01:56,472 --> 01:01:59,809 'Tis just a minor scuffle between two hot-blooded youths. 972 01:01:59,842 --> 01:02:01,711 Sir Gareth and Sir Persant of Wales. 973 01:02:01,744 --> 01:02:03,546 Oh. A preliminary, huh? 974 01:02:31,507 --> 01:02:32,742 What's going on? 975 01:02:32,775 --> 01:02:35,077 They gatherth up Sir Persant, sire. 976 01:02:42,418 --> 01:02:43,653 That's tough luck, old boy. 977 01:02:46,856 --> 01:02:48,391 But, sire, this man is the winner. 978 01:02:50,860 --> 01:02:51,861 Steady, sire. 979 01:03:00,170 --> 01:03:02,672 Have confidence, milord. Have courage. 980 01:03:02,705 --> 01:03:04,674 Oh, Clarence, what a fella will do for a girl. 981 01:03:04,707 --> 01:03:06,709 If it wasn't for Sandy, I'd be on my way 982 01:03:06,742 --> 01:03:07,843 to Connecticut right now. 983 01:03:39,609 --> 01:03:41,877 Another rope, serfs. 984 01:03:41,911 --> 01:03:44,547 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I can't handle this. 985 01:03:44,580 --> 01:03:46,849 This is awful. Let's see. 986 01:03:46,882 --> 01:03:48,918 If I don't go through with it, I'm a coward, huh? 987 01:03:48,951 --> 01:03:51,221 If I do go through with it, I'm a dead hero. 988 01:03:51,254 --> 01:03:52,622 Isn't there something in between, 989 01:03:52,655 --> 01:03:54,390 - something conservative? - Nay, sire. 990 01:03:57,827 --> 01:03:59,729 - Tex! - Tex, milord? 991 01:03:59,762 --> 01:04:01,664 Looketh, get to the king as fast as you can 992 01:04:01,697 --> 01:04:03,342 and tell him I gotta have a ten-minute postponement. 993 01:04:03,366 --> 01:04:04,967 Tell him I've gone for a mustard plaster. 994 01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:06,745 - Tell him anything, but hurry up. - Aye, sire. 995 01:04:06,769 --> 01:04:08,438 Oh-ho, you Tex. 996 01:04:21,917 --> 01:04:24,554 But he hath no armor, my liege. 997 01:04:24,587 --> 01:04:25,988 Well, it's not my fault. 998 01:04:37,800 --> 01:04:40,236 What manner of lunacy is this? 999 01:04:40,270 --> 01:04:42,772 No lunacy at all, friend. 1000 01:04:42,805 --> 01:04:45,441 Your Majesty, is there anything in the book of rules 1001 01:04:45,475 --> 01:04:47,643 which says that I have to do my scuffling 1002 01:04:47,677 --> 01:04:49,211 in all that scrap iron? 1003 01:04:52,582 --> 01:04:54,950 In truth, there is nothing which so specifies. 1004 01:04:54,984 --> 01:04:58,254 Why don't we get started? 1005 01:04:58,288 --> 01:05:01,524 On with the-- 1006 01:05:01,557 --> 01:05:03,459 On with the joust. 1007 01:05:03,493 --> 01:05:04,794 On with the joust. 1008 01:05:04,827 --> 01:05:06,496 On with the joust! 1009 01:05:06,529 --> 01:05:07,663 On with the joust! 1010 01:05:34,857 --> 01:05:36,592 I was there. Where were you? 1011 01:07:18,127 --> 01:07:20,029 Get set for a fast turn, boy. 1012 01:07:30,906 --> 01:07:33,409 Come on, boy. Let's trample him. 1013 01:08:23,626 --> 01:08:25,595 A neat trick, Sir Boss. 1014 01:08:25,628 --> 01:08:27,597 Thou hast not only won the fair maiden, 1015 01:08:27,630 --> 01:08:30,099 but given me the merriest afternoon I've had in years. 1016 01:08:30,132 --> 01:08:32,835 In years. 1017 01:08:32,868 --> 01:08:35,838 Thank you, sire. 1018 01:08:35,871 --> 01:08:36,839 You proud, honey? 1019 01:08:36,872 --> 01:08:38,808 Proud? 1020 01:08:38,841 --> 01:08:40,743 Proud of my part in this unseemly spectacle? 1021 01:08:40,776 --> 01:08:42,612 Oh, after all-- 1022 01:08:42,645 --> 01:08:44,690 Proud that thou hast made a fool out of such a noble gentleman? 1023 01:08:44,714 --> 01:08:47,249 Well, I won, didn't I? What do you want me to do? 1024 01:08:47,282 --> 01:08:49,218 I want you to apologize to Sir Lancelot. 1025 01:08:49,251 --> 01:08:50,720 - Apologize? - Yes. 1026 01:08:50,753 --> 01:08:52,755 - For what? - For insulting him. 1027 01:08:52,788 --> 01:08:54,866 What do you expect me to do, go out there and be polite? 1028 01:08:54,890 --> 01:08:56,492 Get killed like a gentleman? 1029 01:08:56,526 --> 01:08:58,127 In truth, thou art no gentleman. 1030 01:08:58,160 --> 01:08:59,529 Wait a minute. Where are you going? 1031 01:08:59,562 --> 01:09:01,063 I need to comfort Sir Lancelot. 1032 01:09:02,998 --> 01:09:05,935 Well, after all, sire, it's just the rules-- 1033 01:09:05,968 --> 01:09:08,604 Hast thou not learned there are no rules 1034 01:09:08,638 --> 01:09:10,272 where women are concerned? 1035 01:09:10,305 --> 01:09:13,876 Here, take this pill. It will ease thy gripe. 1036 01:09:27,957 --> 01:09:29,592 Not too close, fellas. 1037 01:09:29,625 --> 01:09:31,561 Pray, sire, what art thou contriving? 1038 01:09:31,594 --> 01:09:35,698 I'm just trying to keep busy, keep out of trouble. 1039 01:09:35,731 --> 01:09:37,933 I think I'll let you fellas in on a little secret. 1040 01:09:37,967 --> 01:09:41,170 See this gadget here? That's a pistol. 1041 01:09:41,203 --> 01:09:44,173 And these little gimmicks are bullets. 1042 01:09:44,206 --> 01:09:45,908 Stand clear. Stay right there. 1043 01:09:45,941 --> 01:09:47,710 I'll show you how it works. 1044 01:09:47,743 --> 01:09:50,713 Suppose you're out in the woods late one night 1045 01:09:50,746 --> 01:09:53,148 and a big old wolf all of a sudden pops up in front of you. 1046 01:09:53,182 --> 01:09:55,317 You wouldn't be scared, would ya? 1047 01:09:55,350 --> 01:09:58,053 - Oh, no, you wouldn't. - Not even a little, sire? 1048 01:09:58,087 --> 01:10:00,723 No, sir, because you got your trusty pistol with you. 1049 01:10:00,756 --> 01:10:02,992 All you do is just pull it up like that, 1050 01:10:03,025 --> 01:10:05,127 pull back that hammer like that, 1051 01:10:05,160 --> 01:10:06,662 get all set, aim... 1052 01:10:12,802 --> 01:10:14,169 Where'd everybody go? 1053 01:10:16,739 --> 01:10:18,149 It's all right, fellas. You can come out now. 1054 01:10:18,173 --> 01:10:19,609 The big bad wolf is dead. 1055 01:10:25,815 --> 01:10:27,917 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you. 1056 01:10:27,950 --> 01:10:29,952 That's just a sample of what's comin', fellas. 1057 01:10:29,985 --> 01:10:32,263 The world is gonna be chock-full of miracles, useful miracles, 1058 01:10:32,287 --> 01:10:35,224 like the printing press, the sewing machine, bathtubs. 1059 01:10:35,257 --> 01:10:36,959 - Bathtubs? - Yeah. 1060 01:10:36,992 --> 01:10:40,029 You mean we're all gonna have to take baths? 1061 01:10:40,062 --> 01:10:41,363 Every single Sat-- I mean, 1062 01:10:41,396 --> 01:10:43,041 every single Saturday, yes. 1063 01:10:43,065 --> 01:10:45,234 Greetings, milord. 1064 01:10:45,267 --> 01:10:47,837 Hi, Saggy. Well, that's all, fellas. 1065 01:10:47,870 --> 01:10:50,139 So long. See you tomorrow. Got big business here. 1066 01:10:50,172 --> 01:10:52,007 - Good-bye. - See you tomorrow, sire. 1067 01:10:52,041 --> 01:10:55,144 Yeah. She won't see me? 1068 01:10:55,177 --> 01:10:56,979 Rumor hath it that Lancelot and Lady Alisande 1069 01:10:57,012 --> 01:10:58,748 are to be wed within the week. 1070 01:10:58,781 --> 01:11:01,617 But she's not in love with him. She told me so herself. 1071 01:11:01,651 --> 01:11:04,787 Female paradox. 1072 01:11:04,820 --> 01:11:06,789 Well, this changes things. 1073 01:11:06,822 --> 01:11:08,991 Clarence, there's an old saying in Connecticut. 1074 01:11:09,024 --> 01:11:11,093 When you got to git, git. 1075 01:11:11,126 --> 01:11:12,294 Thou wouldst leave Britain? 1076 01:11:12,327 --> 01:11:13,929 There's nothing to hold me here now. 1077 01:11:13,963 --> 01:11:17,299 - Greetings, O Mighty Sorcerer. - Hello. 1078 01:11:17,332 --> 01:11:20,269 What's on your mind, honey? Come in. 1079 01:11:20,302 --> 01:11:23,873 'Tis... 'tis about my father. 1080 01:11:23,906 --> 01:11:26,942 - What about your father? - He is sick unto death, sire. 1081 01:11:26,976 --> 01:11:30,279 For three days now he has lain abed growing weaker and weaker. 1082 01:11:30,312 --> 01:11:32,782 Now, now, has the doctor been to see your father? 1083 01:11:32,815 --> 01:11:35,885 No, sire. No one. 1084 01:11:35,918 --> 01:11:37,887 They say he hath the plague. 1085 01:11:37,920 --> 01:11:40,690 The plague? Be gone, child! 1086 01:11:40,723 --> 01:11:42,191 Clarence! 1087 01:11:42,224 --> 01:11:44,359 Please, Sir Boss. Thou canst help him. 1088 01:11:44,393 --> 01:11:47,863 Thou art a mighty wizard. We will pay you these coins. 1089 01:11:47,897 --> 01:11:49,440 And our pigs, we have two of them, and a goat-- 1090 01:11:49,464 --> 01:11:53,368 I'm afraid you've got me wrong. I'm not, uh... 1091 01:11:53,402 --> 01:11:54,904 Where do you live, honey? 1092 01:11:54,937 --> 01:11:56,839 - But, sire. - Wait here for me. 1093 01:11:56,872 --> 01:11:58,440 And don't be playing around with that. 1094 01:11:58,473 --> 01:12:00,843 - You might get hurt. - With this toy, sire? 1095 01:12:00,876 --> 01:12:03,012 Put it down! Come along, honey. 1096 01:12:07,950 --> 01:12:10,886 Ridiculous that a mere trinket should harm a grown man. 1097 01:13:12,181 --> 01:13:14,750 Ridiculous. Utterly ridiculous. 1098 01:13:42,177 --> 01:13:44,113 Who is it? 1099 01:13:44,146 --> 01:13:45,314 A friend, ma'am. 1100 01:13:45,347 --> 01:13:48,517 A friend? We have no friends. 1101 01:13:48,550 --> 01:13:50,519 Did you see the sign outside? 1102 01:13:50,552 --> 01:13:53,455 None may enter this house of pestilence. 1103 01:13:53,488 --> 01:13:57,126 Fly, stranger, while there is yet time. 1104 01:13:57,159 --> 01:13:59,239 If it's all right with you, ma'am, I'll stay a while. 1105 01:14:02,898 --> 01:14:04,967 Stay then, and bless you. 1106 01:14:05,000 --> 01:14:07,102 - Your husband? - My husband. 1107 01:14:07,136 --> 01:14:09,939 Well, I'll be careful. I'll try not to wake him. 1108 01:14:09,972 --> 01:14:12,441 That you will not, for he is dead. 1109 01:14:16,178 --> 01:14:19,815 Cry if you will, child. 1110 01:14:19,849 --> 01:14:23,352 A month ago this was our family... 1111 01:14:23,385 --> 01:14:27,056 a fine husband, two strapping sons, 1112 01:14:27,089 --> 01:14:29,058 a daughter. 1113 01:14:29,091 --> 01:14:30,459 Now we're alone. 1114 01:14:32,094 --> 01:14:34,363 Your sons, are they dead too? 1115 01:14:34,396 --> 01:14:37,399 Not dead, but better dead. 1116 01:14:37,432 --> 01:14:39,969 Years ago, the lord of the manor 1117 01:14:40,002 --> 01:14:42,504 planted certain fruit trees on our farm. 1118 01:14:42,537 --> 01:14:43,537 'Twas his right. 1119 01:14:44,974 --> 01:14:46,175 His right? 1120 01:14:46,208 --> 01:14:48,210 'Tis the law, sire. 1121 01:14:48,243 --> 01:14:51,613 Some time ago, three of those trees were found hewn down. 1122 01:14:51,646 --> 01:14:56,151 Our sons ran frightened to report the crime. 1123 01:14:56,185 --> 01:14:59,088 And although they themselves were innocent, 1124 01:14:59,121 --> 01:15:01,957 they were accused of the crime. 1125 01:15:01,991 --> 01:15:04,026 Well, in His Lordship's dungeon, 1126 01:15:04,059 --> 01:15:06,028 there they lie. 1127 01:15:06,061 --> 01:15:08,530 And there they shall lie and rot till they confess. 1128 01:15:10,199 --> 01:15:11,400 But such things can't be. 1129 01:15:11,433 --> 01:15:13,402 His Majesty wouldn't allow it. 1130 01:15:13,435 --> 01:15:16,271 Truly thou art a stranger. 1131 01:15:19,141 --> 01:15:21,376 Cry, child. 1132 01:15:21,410 --> 01:15:23,078 Would I could cry with you. 1133 01:15:31,153 --> 01:15:34,489 - It's a masterpiece. - A masterpiece! 1134 01:15:34,523 --> 01:15:36,491 Needs a touch of ermine. 1135 01:15:36,525 --> 01:15:39,428 Ermine and velvet? 'Twould clash, sire. 1136 01:15:39,461 --> 01:15:41,496 They wouldn't be happy together. 1137 01:15:41,530 --> 01:15:43,298 I want ermine! 1138 01:15:43,332 --> 01:15:46,401 - Oh, yes, sire. - Yes, certainly, sire. 1139 01:15:46,435 --> 01:15:48,503 - Take it off. - Yes, sire. Certainly. 1140 01:15:48,537 --> 01:15:50,572 Ermine. You shall have ermine! 1141 01:15:58,080 --> 01:15:59,381 More hot water! 1142 01:15:59,414 --> 01:16:01,316 More hot water! 1143 01:16:01,350 --> 01:16:03,085 More hot water! 1144 01:16:03,118 --> 01:16:05,187 - Hot water. - Hot water! 1145 01:16:05,220 --> 01:16:06,255 Hot water! 1146 01:16:06,288 --> 01:16:07,389 Hot water! 1147 01:16:15,630 --> 01:16:18,267 Blasted incompetents can't even keep the water hot. 1148 01:16:18,300 --> 01:16:20,002 I don't how I've survived all these years. 1149 01:16:20,035 --> 01:16:21,536 Things are bad all over. 1150 01:16:21,570 --> 01:16:23,481 Why don't you get wise to yourself, Your Majesty, 1151 01:16:23,505 --> 01:16:25,107 and get acquainted with your people? 1152 01:16:25,140 --> 01:16:28,377 My people? But I see my people every day. 1153 01:16:28,410 --> 01:16:30,512 I don't mean these musical comedy personalities 1154 01:16:30,545 --> 01:16:32,481 around the palace, I mean your subjects. 1155 01:16:32,514 --> 01:16:35,350 How do you suppose they feel about you? 1156 01:16:35,384 --> 01:16:37,052 My boy, they love me. 1157 01:16:37,086 --> 01:16:39,288 On the morrow, I journey to London. 1158 01:16:39,321 --> 01:16:41,390 All along the way, my subjects will be bowing 1159 01:16:41,423 --> 01:16:44,026 and smiling and doffing their hats. 1160 01:16:44,059 --> 01:16:45,560 Did you ever happen to think 1161 01:16:45,594 --> 01:16:48,230 that underneath those smiles, they may be hating you? 1162 01:16:48,263 --> 01:16:50,099 Hating me? 1163 01:16:50,132 --> 01:16:51,633 That's the word. 1164 01:16:51,666 --> 01:16:55,670 But why? I'm a good king. 1165 01:16:55,704 --> 01:16:57,639 Good King Arthur they call me. 1166 01:16:57,672 --> 01:16:59,508 My good king, it may surprise you to learn 1167 01:16:59,541 --> 01:17:02,144 that this country is crawling with people who hate you. 1168 01:17:02,177 --> 01:17:03,979 Sick people, hungry people, 1169 01:17:04,013 --> 01:17:05,723 people who no longer hate you because they're dead. 1170 01:17:05,747 --> 01:17:07,292 - Why, sire, I could tell you-- - Cease! 1171 01:17:07,316 --> 01:17:10,719 Oh, heavens, I am sick. 1172 01:17:10,752 --> 01:17:14,556 And it's all your fault. 1173 01:17:14,589 --> 01:17:16,625 Young man, I could have you hanged for this. 1174 01:17:16,658 --> 01:17:19,995 But you won't 'cause I have a feeling you believe me. 1175 01:17:20,029 --> 01:17:22,364 All these lies about my subjects? 1176 01:17:22,397 --> 01:17:25,000 Are they lies? 1177 01:17:25,034 --> 01:17:27,002 I don't know. I don't know. 1178 01:17:27,036 --> 01:17:29,104 What with my ill health, one cold after another, 1179 01:17:29,138 --> 01:17:30,605 how could I know anything? 1180 01:17:30,639 --> 01:17:33,075 If you don't know, sire, I suggest you find out. 1181 01:17:33,108 --> 01:17:34,543 Find out? 1182 01:17:34,576 --> 01:17:37,146 Yes, we could make a trip around the country. 1183 01:17:37,179 --> 01:17:39,014 Might open your eyes a little. 1184 01:17:39,048 --> 01:17:41,350 But how 'bout my cold? 1185 01:17:41,383 --> 01:17:44,286 This could easily help your cold and your country. 1186 01:17:44,319 --> 01:17:46,021 A miracle? 1187 01:17:46,055 --> 01:17:47,622 It could well be, Your Majesty. 1188 01:17:50,059 --> 01:17:52,161 How worketh we this miracle? 1189 01:17:52,194 --> 01:17:53,328 Well... 1190 01:17:57,732 --> 01:17:59,601 How does it strike you, sire? 1191 01:17:59,634 --> 01:18:03,172 Well, as thou sayest, it's a... 1192 01:18:03,205 --> 01:18:04,406 cinch? 1193 01:18:04,439 --> 01:18:05,540 Cinch. 1194 01:18:05,574 --> 01:18:07,042 Cinch. 1195 01:18:07,076 --> 01:18:09,611 I postpone my official visit to London. 1196 01:18:09,644 --> 01:18:11,289 Make the trip disguised as a humble freeman 1197 01:18:11,313 --> 01:18:13,248 with Clarence and me along for good luck. 1198 01:18:13,282 --> 01:18:15,184 But dost think that any humble garb 1199 01:18:15,217 --> 01:18:18,087 can conceal evidence of our royal blood? 1200 01:18:18,120 --> 01:18:20,789 It'll take a bit of doing, but we'll handle it. 1201 01:18:20,822 --> 01:18:22,124 Till dawn, sire? 1202 01:18:22,157 --> 01:18:23,192 Till dawn. 1203 01:18:43,545 --> 01:18:47,649 I'll only be a minute, honey. I just wanted to say so long. 1204 01:18:47,682 --> 01:18:50,752 - So long? - Good-bye. 1205 01:18:50,785 --> 01:18:52,621 Thou art leaving? 1206 01:18:52,654 --> 01:18:53,822 In a few hours. 1207 01:18:56,225 --> 01:18:57,459 I see. 1208 01:18:57,492 --> 01:18:59,161 But I had to tell you this, honey. 1209 01:18:59,194 --> 01:19:00,634 I think you're doing the right thing. 1210 01:19:00,662 --> 01:19:02,831 About Sir Lancelot, I mean. 1211 01:19:02,864 --> 01:19:05,500 Why, marrying me would be a national disaster. 1212 01:19:05,534 --> 01:19:08,103 Disaster, sire? 1213 01:19:08,137 --> 01:19:12,141 This knight business, I'd-- I'd be no good at it. 1214 01:19:12,174 --> 01:19:13,618 Instead of getting on a horse and going out 1215 01:19:13,642 --> 01:19:16,545 and polishing off a few ogres or dragons, 1216 01:19:16,578 --> 01:19:18,613 I'd be hanging around the house watering the lawn 1217 01:19:18,647 --> 01:19:20,615 or fixing the fence or something. 1218 01:19:20,649 --> 01:19:22,217 And our kids would grow up, 1219 01:19:22,251 --> 01:19:24,119 they'd think their daddy was a sissy. 1220 01:19:24,153 --> 01:19:26,221 because we'd be the only family in the neighborhood 1221 01:19:26,255 --> 01:19:27,935 without a dragon's head over the fireplace. 1222 01:19:29,691 --> 01:19:32,127 It's better this way, honey. 1223 01:19:32,161 --> 01:19:34,463 You marry Sir Lancelot, settle down, 1224 01:19:34,496 --> 01:19:36,598 raise a lot of little lords and ladies. 1225 01:19:39,601 --> 01:19:41,203 I hope you live happily ever after. 1226 01:19:45,540 --> 01:19:46,808 Good-bye, Sandy. 1227 01:19:48,710 --> 01:19:50,312 So long, Hank. 1228 01:20:08,863 --> 01:20:10,775 What thinkest thou, my boy? Do I look like a commoner? 1229 01:20:10,799 --> 01:20:12,934 Well... 1230 01:20:12,967 --> 01:20:14,503 Well, what about this? 1231 01:20:16,305 --> 01:20:18,540 Yes, that helps. Mm-hmm, better. 1232 01:20:18,573 --> 01:20:20,909 And this? 1233 01:20:20,942 --> 01:20:22,177 Here. May I? 1234 01:20:24,979 --> 01:20:26,648 - Thank you. - Oh, yes, much better. 1235 01:20:28,683 --> 01:20:29,884 Ah. 1236 01:20:33,222 --> 01:20:35,457 I say, we are not alone. 1237 01:20:35,490 --> 01:20:37,559 These clothes seem to be inhabited. 1238 01:20:37,592 --> 01:20:39,528 - Perfect. - Perfect. 1239 01:20:45,567 --> 01:20:46,568 Shall we then? 1240 01:20:54,676 --> 01:20:55,710 Psst. 1241 01:21:27,909 --> 01:21:30,479 Logris, thy men are ready? 1242 01:21:30,512 --> 01:21:31,913 I could start at once, milady. 1243 01:21:31,946 --> 01:21:34,516 Slowly, slowly. 1244 01:21:34,549 --> 01:21:38,287 We'll let our birds fly a while before we spring the trap. 1245 01:21:41,290 --> 01:21:45,394 ♪ La, la, la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪ 1246 01:21:45,427 --> 01:21:49,364 ♪ La, la, la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪ 1247 01:21:51,433 --> 01:21:53,635 ♪ We're busy doing nothing ♪ 1248 01:21:53,668 --> 01:21:55,613 ♪ Working the whole day through ♪ 1249 01:21:55,637 --> 01:21:59,374 ♪ Trying to find lots of things not to do ♪ 1250 01:21:59,408 --> 01:22:01,543 ♪ We're busy going nowhere 1251 01:22:01,576 --> 01:22:03,812 ♪ Isn't it just a crime? 1252 01:22:03,845 --> 01:22:06,915 ♪ We'd like to be unhappy 1253 01:22:06,948 --> 01:22:09,651 ♪ But we never do have the time ♪ 1254 01:22:13,555 --> 01:22:17,526 ♪ I have to watch the river to see that it doesn't stop ♪ 1255 01:22:17,559 --> 01:22:21,062 ♪ And stick around the rosebuds so they'll know when to pop ♪ 1256 01:22:21,095 --> 01:22:23,765 ♪ Better keep the crickets cheerful ♪ 1257 01:22:23,798 --> 01:22:25,834 ♪ They're really a solemn bunch ♪ 1258 01:22:25,867 --> 01:22:27,836 ♪ Hustle 1259 01:22:27,869 --> 01:22:30,439 ♪ Bustle 1260 01:22:30,472 --> 01:22:32,707 ♪ And only an hour for lunch 1261 01:22:32,741 --> 01:22:36,745 ♪ La, la, la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪ 1262 01:22:36,778 --> 01:22:40,415 ♪ La, la, la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la ♪ 1263 01:22:45,787 --> 01:22:48,657 Uh, shall we proceed? 1264 01:22:48,690 --> 01:22:50,759 ♪ We're busy doing nothing 1265 01:22:50,792 --> 01:22:52,861 ♪ Working the whole day through ♪ 1266 01:22:52,894 --> 01:22:57,098 ♪ Trying to find lots of things not to do ♪ 1267 01:22:57,131 --> 01:22:59,434 ♪ We're busy going nowhere 1268 01:22:59,468 --> 01:23:01,570 ♪ Isn't it just a crime? 1269 01:23:01,603 --> 01:23:05,006 ♪ We'd like to be unhappy 1270 01:23:05,039 --> 01:23:07,909 ♪ But we never do have the time ♪ 1271 01:23:10,845 --> 01:23:13,648 ♪ I have to wake the sun up 1272 01:23:13,682 --> 01:23:15,550 ♪ He's liable to sleep all day ♪ 1273 01:23:15,584 --> 01:23:17,952 - True. - ♪ And then inspect the rainbows ♪ 1274 01:23:17,986 --> 01:23:19,954 ♪ So they'll be bright and gay ♪ 1275 01:23:19,988 --> 01:23:22,824 ♪ You must rehearse the songbirds ♪ 1276 01:23:22,857 --> 01:23:27,362 ♪ To see that they sing in key ♪ 1277 01:23:27,396 --> 01:23:28,497 If you insist. 1278 01:23:28,530 --> 01:23:30,965 I dost. I dost. 1279 01:23:30,999 --> 01:23:33,067 ♪ Hustle 1280 01:23:33,101 --> 01:23:35,837 ♪ Bustle 1281 01:23:35,870 --> 01:23:37,772 ♪ And never a moment free 1282 01:23:48,483 --> 01:23:51,553 Whoop! Drop that bone. 1283 01:23:51,586 --> 01:23:53,888 ♪ We're busy doing nothing 1284 01:23:53,922 --> 01:23:55,990 ♪ Working the whole day through ♪ 1285 01:23:56,024 --> 01:23:59,928 ♪ Trying to find lots of things not to do ♪ 1286 01:23:59,961 --> 01:24:02,163 ♪ We're busy going nowhere 1287 01:24:02,196 --> 01:24:03,932 ♪ Isn't it just a crime? 1288 01:24:03,965 --> 01:24:07,101 ♪ We'd like to be unhappy 1289 01:24:07,135 --> 01:24:10,138 ♪ But we never do have the time ♪ 1290 01:24:10,171 --> 01:24:12,441 Going to the game? 1291 01:24:12,474 --> 01:24:14,709 ♪ I have to meet a turtle 1292 01:24:14,743 --> 01:24:16,678 ♪ I'm teaching him how to swim ♪ 1293 01:24:16,711 --> 01:24:18,813 ♪ Then I have to shine the dewdrops ♪ 1294 01:24:18,847 --> 01:24:20,949 ♪ You know, they're looking rather dim ♪ No. 1295 01:24:20,982 --> 01:24:25,119 ♪ I told my friend the robin I'd buy him a brand-new vest ♪ 1296 01:24:25,153 --> 01:24:27,188 ♪ Hustle bustle 1297 01:24:29,157 --> 01:24:31,059 ♪ I wish I could take a rest ♪ 1298 01:24:38,800 --> 01:24:42,471 Trying to find lots of things not to do. 1299 01:24:44,873 --> 01:24:46,775 Isn't it just a crime? 1300 01:24:46,808 --> 01:24:48,877 ♪ We'd better make it snappy ♪ 1301 01:24:48,910 --> 01:24:51,446 ♪ There's another hill to climb ♪ 1302 01:24:51,480 --> 01:24:56,818 ♪ We'd like to be unhappy but 1303 01:24:56,851 --> 01:24:58,887 - ♪ We never do have - ♪ We never do have 1304 01:24:58,920 --> 01:25:01,022 ♪ We never do, never do, never do, never do ♪ 1305 01:25:01,055 --> 01:25:05,994 ♪ Never do have the ti-i-me ♪ 1306 01:25:06,027 --> 01:25:12,000 ♪ Never do have the ti-i-i-me ♪ 1307 01:25:22,176 --> 01:25:24,078 What makest thou of this, my friends? 1308 01:25:24,112 --> 01:25:25,814 Oh, that's a beaut. 1309 01:25:25,847 --> 01:25:28,850 Methinks 'tis from too much walking, Your Majesty. 1310 01:25:28,883 --> 01:25:30,952 Dost realize, my friend, 1311 01:25:30,985 --> 01:25:33,988 that I am undoubtedly the first of royal blood 1312 01:25:34,022 --> 01:25:36,691 to possess this strange affliction? 1313 01:25:36,725 --> 01:25:39,093 Future sufferers of this malady shall know it 1314 01:25:39,127 --> 01:25:41,262 by the name King Arthur's Foot. 1315 01:25:41,295 --> 01:25:43,832 I don't think so, sire. 1316 01:25:43,865 --> 01:25:46,635 I think it's more likely to be known as a bunion. 1317 01:25:46,668 --> 01:25:48,503 What thinkest thou, Your Majesty? 1318 01:25:48,537 --> 01:25:50,905 Has it been worth it, seeing your people as they are? 1319 01:25:50,939 --> 01:25:52,707 In truth, I know not. 1320 01:25:52,741 --> 01:25:55,043 Their lot is indeed a hard one, but it is a hard world. 1321 01:25:55,076 --> 01:25:57,612 You've seen hunger and misery. What more do you want? 1322 01:25:57,646 --> 01:25:59,080 I want a bath. 1323 01:25:59,113 --> 01:26:00,949 You know, we took this trip to prove to you 1324 01:26:00,982 --> 01:26:02,884 that there is want and oppression-- 1325 01:26:02,917 --> 01:26:05,086 Sir Boss! Your Majesty! 1326 01:26:05,119 --> 01:26:07,155 Your Majesty, Sir Boss, rise quickly. 1327 01:26:07,188 --> 01:26:08,857 - People of quality approach. - Where? 1328 01:26:08,890 --> 01:26:10,124 Over yon hill. 1329 01:26:12,293 --> 01:26:14,162 Rise quickly, sire! They come closer! 1330 01:26:14,195 --> 01:26:16,097 Let 'em come. I've got a "binion." 1331 01:26:16,130 --> 01:26:19,133 No, no, it's a bunion. Come on. You're not king now, you know. 1332 01:26:19,167 --> 01:26:21,269 You're just one of the fellas. Come along. 1333 01:26:40,655 --> 01:26:43,291 Look down, sire, as becomes a humble freeman. 1334 01:26:43,324 --> 01:26:45,660 I say, that's Bedivere. 1335 01:26:45,694 --> 01:26:47,796 Undoubtedly, he is taking the Lady Bedivere 1336 01:26:47,829 --> 01:26:50,164 to London on a shopping tour. 1337 01:26:50,198 --> 01:26:52,100 That's not the Lady Bedivere. 1338 01:26:54,168 --> 01:26:56,137 Oh, the rogue. 1339 01:26:56,170 --> 01:26:58,239 Halt. 1340 01:26:58,272 --> 01:27:01,009 This'll make a toothsome morsel for the court. 1341 01:27:01,042 --> 01:27:03,277 So thou chooseth not to bow, peasant! 1342 01:27:09,918 --> 01:27:11,853 A reward for thy insolence! 1343 01:27:15,924 --> 01:27:18,927 You need any further proof of injustices, Your Majesty? 1344 01:27:18,960 --> 01:27:21,295 - When reach we London? - On the morrow, sire. 1345 01:27:21,329 --> 01:27:23,865 A village lies ahead where we can bed for the night. 1346 01:27:23,898 --> 01:27:27,769 Good, on the morrow there shall be changes. 1347 01:27:27,802 --> 01:27:30,104 Not a bad idea. Let's get our stuff. 1348 01:27:43,051 --> 01:27:45,854 They lie hidden within, sire. 1349 01:27:45,887 --> 01:27:47,989 - All three asleep? - As babes. 1350 01:27:48,022 --> 01:27:51,860 'Twould be a simple matter to slit their throats. 1351 01:27:51,893 --> 01:27:54,863 There will be no slitting of throats yet. 1352 01:27:54,896 --> 01:27:57,766 I want them alive... now. 1353 01:27:57,799 --> 01:27:58,900 Aye. 1354 01:28:02,203 --> 01:28:03,838 - But, sire-- - Shh! 1355 01:28:03,872 --> 01:28:05,974 Your Majesty, it's Sir Logris and his men. 1356 01:28:06,007 --> 01:28:07,876 - They're gunning for you. - Gunning? 1357 01:28:07,909 --> 01:28:10,178 Shh! Leave out the gunning then. But they're after you. 1358 01:28:10,211 --> 01:28:11,813 We're in trouble up to our necks. 1359 01:28:11,846 --> 01:28:12,847 - Trouble? - Shh! 1360 01:28:12,881 --> 01:28:14,182 - Shh! - Shh! 1361 01:28:19,020 --> 01:28:20,221 Come on. 1362 01:28:44,713 --> 01:28:45,747 Shh. 1363 01:28:54,989 --> 01:28:56,357 Shh! 1364 01:29:05,366 --> 01:29:07,301 - Three men thou sayest? - Aye. 1365 01:29:07,335 --> 01:29:10,238 One broad and strong as an ox 1366 01:29:10,271 --> 01:29:14,075 and the one with an odd foreign manner of speech 1367 01:29:14,108 --> 01:29:18,412 and the one the who said he was King did sneeze. 1368 01:29:18,446 --> 01:29:20,849 The king shall reward thy loyalty. 1369 01:29:20,882 --> 01:29:23,317 By the morrow there may be no king. 1370 01:29:23,351 --> 01:29:26,354 He hath need of friends, milady. 1371 01:29:26,387 --> 01:29:28,990 I thank thee. 1372 01:29:29,023 --> 01:29:31,125 Fetch me such clothes as a boy might wear. 1373 01:29:31,159 --> 01:29:32,794 - But, milady-- - Do as I bid. 1374 01:29:32,827 --> 01:29:34,963 - I journey to London. - Yes, milady. 1375 01:29:42,837 --> 01:29:46,007 Our next offer, three male slaves 1376 01:29:46,040 --> 01:29:47,976 to be sold as a group! 1377 01:29:48,009 --> 01:29:50,945 What is thy bid for this fine specimen? 1378 01:29:50,979 --> 01:29:55,449 A bit soft, perhaps, yet sound of wind and limb. 1379 01:29:55,483 --> 01:29:58,286 - What is thy bid? - Half a crown. 1380 01:29:58,319 --> 01:30:01,189 Half a crown. Will anybody say five shillings? 1381 01:30:01,222 --> 01:30:02,891 - Five shillings? - Five shillings! 1382 01:30:02,924 --> 01:30:04,525 - Who'll make it ten? - Ten shillings. 1383 01:30:04,558 --> 01:30:08,763 Ten shillings I'm bid. Who'll make it one pound? 1384 01:30:08,797 --> 01:30:10,932 One pound. 1385 01:30:10,965 --> 01:30:12,466 One pound! 1386 01:30:12,500 --> 01:30:16,404 And for this handsome specimen... 1387 01:30:18,572 --> 01:30:21,810 ...who only needs good food and hard work 1388 01:30:21,843 --> 01:30:25,279 to be brought to the peak of physical perfection? 1389 01:30:25,313 --> 01:30:26,881 What is thy bid? 1390 01:30:26,915 --> 01:30:29,951 One farthing. 1391 01:30:29,984 --> 01:30:32,220 Make that a pound or I'll have thee boiled in oil! 1392 01:30:34,989 --> 01:30:37,191 Ten pounds for the lot. 1393 01:30:37,225 --> 01:30:39,961 Ten pounds, sire? 1394 01:30:39,994 --> 01:30:41,062 Ten pounds. 1395 01:30:41,095 --> 01:30:43,297 Remove them to the slave quarters. 1396 01:30:43,331 --> 01:30:47,135 Sold to the gentleman with the beard for ten pounds! 1397 01:30:47,168 --> 01:30:48,837 Here, take 'em away. 1398 01:30:51,339 --> 01:30:56,477 Our next offer is this fine specimen of womanhood. 1399 01:30:56,510 --> 01:31:00,014 Sound of wind and limb, obviously a first-class... 1400 01:31:00,048 --> 01:31:01,482 Look yonder, sire. 1401 01:31:04,452 --> 01:31:06,855 That's Tex. 1402 01:31:06,888 --> 01:31:09,123 Move along. 1403 01:31:09,157 --> 01:31:11,225 That youth, doth he not seem familiar? 1404 01:31:11,259 --> 01:31:13,194 That's no youth, Saggy. 1405 01:31:13,227 --> 01:31:15,272 Two pounds bid. Who'll make it three pounds? 1406 01:31:15,296 --> 01:31:18,833 Who'll make it three pounds? Do I hear three pounds? 1407 01:31:18,867 --> 01:31:20,835 - Three pounds! - 'Tis I, sire. 1408 01:31:20,869 --> 01:31:22,512 Go back, Sandy. You'll only get in trouble here. 1409 01:31:22,536 --> 01:31:24,372 I'll not go back. I came to help thee. 1410 01:31:24,405 --> 01:31:27,375 - Honey, this is no place for you. - But, Hank-- 1411 01:31:27,408 --> 01:31:30,912 I would add the Lady Alisande to our collection. 1412 01:31:30,945 --> 01:31:33,347 I'm not without friends, Hank. I'll return soon with help. 1413 01:31:33,381 --> 01:31:34,949 Hey, wait a minute. She-- he-- 1414 01:31:34,983 --> 01:31:36,550 - Forward, slaves! - Move on! 1415 01:31:49,630 --> 01:31:52,867 Greetings, O Noble King. 1416 01:31:52,901 --> 01:31:56,604 Oh, do not rise, sire. Nor any of thee. 1417 01:31:56,637 --> 01:31:59,874 Perceive this monumental joke. 1418 01:31:59,908 --> 01:32:02,610 My king would see his people as they really are. 1419 01:32:02,643 --> 01:32:06,014 So what am I, his devoted servant, to do? 1420 01:32:06,047 --> 01:32:08,516 Why, help him of course. 1421 01:32:08,549 --> 01:32:11,419 Help him to see the miserable heart of his domain, 1422 01:32:11,452 --> 01:32:14,355 not as a freeman, not as a serf, 1423 01:32:14,388 --> 01:32:16,490 but as a slave. 1424 01:32:16,524 --> 01:32:21,462 Yes, my king shall be a slave and all his friends, too. 1425 01:32:21,495 --> 01:32:23,564 They shall journey to the mines of Devon, 1426 01:32:23,597 --> 01:32:26,367 there to work and rot... 1427 01:32:26,400 --> 01:32:29,603 and eventually to die. 1428 01:32:29,637 --> 01:32:33,041 Sleep well, all of you. You leave on the morrow. 1429 01:32:37,011 --> 01:32:38,346 Nice guy. 1430 01:32:45,586 --> 01:32:47,488 Are you asleep, honey? 1431 01:32:47,521 --> 01:32:50,524 Mm-mm, I cannot sleep 1432 01:32:50,558 --> 01:32:52,526 knowing that tonight is the end of everything. 1433 01:32:52,560 --> 01:32:54,262 Oh, no. 1434 01:32:54,295 --> 01:32:56,264 Don't you remember the book and what it says? 1435 01:32:56,297 --> 01:32:58,599 "Love once, but love always and forever." 1436 01:33:06,507 --> 01:33:08,042 You shouldn't have come here, honey. 1437 01:33:08,076 --> 01:33:09,643 You'd be safe in Camelot. 1438 01:33:09,677 --> 01:33:11,712 But in Camelot, I'd not be content. 1439 01:33:11,745 --> 01:33:13,514 You mean you're content here? 1440 01:33:13,547 --> 01:33:17,285 Whatever happens, we're together. 1441 01:33:17,318 --> 01:33:18,595 You really mean that, don't you, honey? 1442 01:33:18,619 --> 01:33:22,356 Yes, Hank. Now and for always. 1443 01:33:34,535 --> 01:33:36,637 ♪ Don't you know 1444 01:33:39,373 --> 01:33:45,346 ♪ Always isn't too much time ♪ 1445 01:33:45,379 --> 01:33:48,382 Oh, that's so true. Don't you ever forget it either. 1446 01:33:48,416 --> 01:33:50,018 I won't, Hank. 1447 01:33:50,051 --> 01:33:51,419 Are you comfortable? 1448 01:33:51,452 --> 01:33:52,620 Mm-hmm. 1449 01:33:58,026 --> 01:34:02,730 ♪ Once and for always 1450 01:34:02,763 --> 01:34:08,402 ♪ Let's say that it's agreed ♪ 1451 01:34:08,436 --> 01:34:12,073 ♪ Wishing days are over 1452 01:34:13,741 --> 01:34:17,045 ♪ This is all we need 1453 01:34:17,078 --> 01:34:20,748 ♪ And tonight 1454 01:34:20,781 --> 01:34:25,519 ♪ We'll notify the stars 1455 01:34:25,553 --> 01:34:28,689 ♪ Above 1456 01:34:28,722 --> 01:34:34,562 ♪ That once and for always 1457 01:34:34,595 --> 01:34:41,535 ♪ And no less than always 1458 01:34:41,569 --> 01:34:45,606 ♪ You and I will be 1459 01:34:49,477 --> 01:34:54,515 ♪ In love 1460 01:36:50,731 --> 01:36:52,200 If we get separated, 1461 01:36:52,233 --> 01:36:53,834 get the pistol in the blacksmith shop. 1462 01:36:53,867 --> 01:36:55,703 - Aye, sire. - Come on, honey. 1463 01:36:55,736 --> 01:36:58,706 - Hank. Wait, please. - What? What's that? 1464 01:36:58,739 --> 01:37:00,708 I've a strange foreboding 1465 01:37:00,741 --> 01:37:02,810 after this night I'll not see thee again. 1466 01:37:02,843 --> 01:37:04,845 Oh, don't talk like that. 1467 01:37:04,878 --> 01:37:08,249 You take this, Hank, and whenever you look upon it, 1468 01:37:08,282 --> 01:37:10,318 remember thy love in Camelot. 1469 01:37:10,351 --> 01:37:12,486 His Majesty. 1470 01:37:12,520 --> 01:37:14,188 Come on, let's get out of this. 1471 01:37:14,222 --> 01:37:16,224 Who goes yonder?! Who goes?! 1472 01:37:17,725 --> 01:37:19,493 Guard! Guard! 1473 01:37:21,229 --> 01:37:23,364 We'd best run, Your Majesty. 1474 01:37:47,488 --> 01:37:49,257 Evil tidings, milord. 1475 01:37:49,290 --> 01:37:52,226 Sagramore has escaped, killing a guard in the process. 1476 01:37:52,260 --> 01:37:54,828 Hmm. He'll make for Camelot. 1477 01:37:54,862 --> 01:37:56,830 - Send men to overtake him. - Aye, sire. 1478 01:37:56,864 --> 01:37:58,832 And remove the girl to my tower. 1479 01:37:58,866 --> 01:38:01,469 And the other two prisoners? 1480 01:38:01,502 --> 01:38:05,339 The other two? Ah, yes. 1481 01:38:05,373 --> 01:38:08,742 Logris. I would have thee remind the king of a law 1482 01:38:08,776 --> 01:38:11,479 which he himself did place upon the statute books. 1483 01:38:11,512 --> 01:38:12,846 What law, sire? 1484 01:38:12,880 --> 01:38:15,816 If one slave of a household be guilty of murder, 1485 01:38:15,849 --> 01:38:18,619 then all male slaves of the same household... 1486 01:38:18,652 --> 01:38:20,488 Shall die with him. 1487 01:38:43,344 --> 01:38:45,346 Bring on the first prisoner. 1488 01:38:53,487 --> 01:38:55,723 - I have but one wish. - Yeah? 1489 01:38:55,756 --> 01:38:58,592 To catch this blasted flea before I die. 1490 01:39:00,528 --> 01:39:02,830 How much longer wouldst thou say? 1491 01:39:02,863 --> 01:39:05,333 The man said noon. It's about noon now. 1492 01:39:13,106 --> 01:39:15,509 Do you suppose I shall have to remove my comforter? 1493 01:39:15,543 --> 01:39:16,877 Oh, no, you'll catch cold again. 1494 01:39:19,680 --> 01:39:21,649 Supposeth thou could extract another miracle 1495 01:39:21,682 --> 01:39:22,983 from thy book of wonders? 1496 01:39:27,655 --> 01:39:30,758 It'd take an awful big stunt to get us out of this. 1497 01:39:30,791 --> 01:39:32,626 It'd take just about the biggest-- 1498 01:39:33,994 --> 01:39:37,465 Wait a minute, if I remember right... 1499 01:39:37,498 --> 01:39:39,333 What day is this? 1500 01:39:39,367 --> 01:39:42,903 The 21st day of June in the year 528. 1501 01:39:42,936 --> 01:39:45,038 I think then, sire, I have your miracle. 1502 01:39:45,072 --> 01:39:47,375 - Is it a big one? - Oh, it's a whopper. 1503 01:39:49,009 --> 01:39:50,811 ♪ Here's where I make a comeback ♪ 1504 01:39:56,684 --> 01:39:59,653 After you, my friend. Please don't stand on ceremony. 1505 01:40:02,856 --> 01:40:04,958 Step aside, please. I have a few words to say. 1506 01:40:04,992 --> 01:40:06,760 My dear friends-- 1507 01:40:06,794 --> 01:40:09,663 What manner of nonsense is this? 1508 01:40:09,697 --> 01:40:12,566 Die in humility, as becomes a slave. 1509 01:40:12,600 --> 01:40:15,903 Oh, that's the old routine. The trouble is we're not slaves. 1510 01:40:15,936 --> 01:40:17,971 Then who art thou? 1511 01:40:18,005 --> 01:40:20,441 Sir Boss, magician to King Arthur here. 1512 01:40:20,474 --> 01:40:22,843 Maker of miracles! 1513 01:40:22,876 --> 01:40:24,678 The mightiest wizard of them all! 1514 01:40:24,712 --> 01:40:27,448 Now listen, all of you, unless the king and I 1515 01:40:27,481 --> 01:40:29,950 and the rest of these prisoners are freed immediately, 1516 01:40:29,983 --> 01:40:33,053 I shall blot out the sun, and it will never shine again. 1517 01:40:35,956 --> 01:40:39,927 All right. Very well. You asked for it then. 1518 01:40:39,960 --> 01:40:41,862 Now with a few well-chosen words, 1519 01:40:41,895 --> 01:40:45,098 I shall blot out the sun forever. 1520 01:40:45,132 --> 01:40:47,768 Walla Walla, Washington! 1521 01:40:49,737 --> 01:40:52,105 Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania! 1522 01:40:54,642 --> 01:40:56,977 Saskatoon, Saskatchewan. 1523 01:41:02,983 --> 01:41:06,454 New York, New Haven, and Hartford leaving on track-- 1524 01:41:06,487 --> 01:41:09,022 ♪ Perth Amboy 1525 01:41:15,963 --> 01:41:19,132 Save us, O Mighty Sorcerer! Save us! 1526 01:41:19,166 --> 01:41:23,070 - Bring back the sun! - I beseech thee! 1527 01:41:23,103 --> 01:41:26,173 Release the sorcerer in heaven's name! 1528 01:41:26,206 --> 01:41:28,041 Release him! Release him! 1529 01:41:28,075 --> 01:41:30,844 Stay this calamity. I would rather die by the ax. 1530 01:41:30,878 --> 01:41:33,113 I'm sorry, sire. Even I can't stop this show. 1531 01:41:33,146 --> 01:41:35,516 - Free him! Free him! - Release him! 1532 01:41:35,549 --> 01:41:37,585 Free him! 1533 01:41:37,618 --> 01:41:39,152 Set the prisoners free! 1534 01:41:39,186 --> 01:41:44,157 The lord mayor speaketh! Set the prisoners free! 1535 01:41:44,191 --> 01:41:47,528 Very well. Hold it. 1536 01:41:47,561 --> 01:41:51,465 This is Sir Boss again! You can come out now! 1537 01:41:54,868 --> 01:41:57,805 ♪ Olley, olley oxen free 1538 01:42:10,618 --> 01:42:12,986 All right, release us. Release His Majesty here. 1539 01:42:13,020 --> 01:42:14,988 Release all these prisoners. 1540 01:42:15,022 --> 01:42:16,557 How can I thank thee? 1541 01:42:16,590 --> 01:42:18,030 Show me how to get to Merlin's tower. 1542 01:42:18,058 --> 01:42:20,494 'Tis on the Inland Lake 'twixt in Camelot. 1543 01:42:20,528 --> 01:42:21,995 Thou wouldst go alone, unarmed? 1544 01:42:22,029 --> 01:42:23,697 Sandy's alone and unarmed, isn't she? 1545 01:42:23,731 --> 01:42:26,867 Wish me luck, sire. Come on. Release the king. 1546 01:42:26,900 --> 01:42:28,035 See you later. 1547 01:42:48,255 --> 01:42:50,090 Sir Boss. The king, is he-- 1548 01:42:50,123 --> 01:42:51,935 Safe and sound in London. Did you bring the pistol? 1549 01:42:51,959 --> 01:42:53,761 - Aye, sir. - Give it over here. 1550 01:42:53,794 --> 01:42:55,696 - Where goest thou? - Sandy's in Merlin's tower. 1551 01:42:55,729 --> 01:42:57,273 Be not rash, sire. Let me come with thee. 1552 01:42:57,297 --> 01:42:59,567 Thanks, but you'd never be able to keep up on that nag. 1553 01:42:59,600 --> 01:43:02,536 Clarence, if anything happens, it's been nice knowing you. 1554 01:43:16,249 --> 01:43:18,986 'Tis our friend come to pay us a call. 1555 01:43:19,019 --> 01:43:21,154 Something's gone wrong. 1556 01:43:21,188 --> 01:43:24,257 Whatever's gone wrong will soon be right again. 1557 01:43:24,291 --> 01:43:26,226 Lower the drawbridge. 1558 01:43:26,259 --> 01:43:29,897 See that the girl is placed in the courtyard in plain view. 1559 01:43:29,930 --> 01:43:31,198 Understand? 1560 01:43:31,231 --> 01:43:32,265 Aye, sire. 1561 01:43:51,685 --> 01:43:53,754 Hank, go back! Flee for your life! 1562 01:44:12,239 --> 01:44:13,607 Hank. 1563 01:44:29,322 --> 01:44:31,625 Hank, thou must not leave me! 1564 01:44:31,659 --> 01:44:34,094 - Thou must not leave me! - Sandy... 1565 01:44:39,833 --> 01:44:41,669 Well, that's it. 1566 01:44:41,702 --> 01:44:44,171 When I came to, I was back in Connecticut. 1567 01:44:44,204 --> 01:44:46,807 And Old Man Miller-- he'd come looking for Tex-- 1568 01:44:46,840 --> 01:44:48,075 was kneeling over me. 1569 01:44:48,108 --> 01:44:49,142 And Sandy? 1570 01:44:49,176 --> 01:44:51,278 Sandy? 1571 01:44:51,311 --> 01:44:54,247 Never saw her again. 1572 01:44:54,281 --> 01:44:56,016 Well... 1573 01:44:56,049 --> 01:44:58,351 Young man... 1574 01:44:58,385 --> 01:45:00,153 the view from the east parapet 1575 01:45:00,187 --> 01:45:02,856 is particularly lovely at this time of the afternoon. 1576 01:45:02,890 --> 01:45:03,924 Yes, sir. 1577 01:45:03,957 --> 01:45:06,093 The east parapet, mind you. 1578 01:45:06,126 --> 01:45:09,763 My niece is usually there about this time. 1579 01:45:09,797 --> 01:45:11,331 Thank you, sir. Good-bye. 1580 01:45:45,365 --> 01:45:46,934 I beg your pardon, uh... 1581 01:45:53,273 --> 01:45:54,441 Sandy. 1582 01:45:56,176 --> 01:45:58,178 How did you know my name? 1583 01:45:58,921 --> 01:46:00,748 I'm glad you asked me. 1584 01:46:01,547 --> 01:46:04,648 Won't you sit down? This may take a little time. 1585 01:46:22,135 --> 01:46:24,404 ♪ Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho 1586 01:46:24,437 --> 01:46:27,474 ♪ Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho 108586