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I'm so glad you like the house!
Hey, so a few things --
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One, all the appliances
are included,
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Two, the previous residents
were murdered there,
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And three, it just passed
mold inspection.
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So, when should we --
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Uh-huh.
Yeah. I get it.
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Well, we'll --
we'll just keep looking.
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Although it does give the house
character.
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If those walls could talk.
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I agree. It's not funny.
Bye-bye.
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It's okay, honey.
You're gonna sell
that murder house.
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Thanks.
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"ahh, get this blood
off me!"
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What? Wh-- off who?
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You mean barb and thad wall?
Are they in trouble?
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Morning.
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Oh, would you like
some coffee?
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God, no. I've been up all night.
I got to get to bed.
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Hey, can you guys not use,
like, the blender
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Or vacuum or anything?
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I just need five hours.
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So, i guess we've
stopped looking for a new job?
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Actually, we have.
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Your daughter has gone into
business for herself.
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Great.
What kind of business?
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I put a group of girls
together,
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And we promote clubs and stuff
via social media.
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That doesn't sound like
a real job.
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Your last job barely sounded
like a real job.
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We made $500 last night
for promoting a hookah bar.
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I remember when you were
a little girl.
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You told me you wanted
your job to be "princess."
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I would kill
for those days.
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"is that why you're dressed
like a hookah?"
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Honey, you're not making
sense again.
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Do you need
to lie down?
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Mom, i knew you would
be like this.
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Dad, you understand
what i'm doing, right?
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Of course.
Power of social media.
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I'm on "team gets it."
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Can you guys
just give me a chance
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To get this thing
off the ground?
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Yes. We can.
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I always keep
an open mind.
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Fine. You take this one.
My plate's full.
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I've got a meeting
at school today
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To discuss luke's
college options.
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should be a short meeting.
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- Captions by vitac --
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Captioning provided by
20th century fox television
and abc, inc.
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And brought to you by ford.
We go further, so you can.
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Throw it, baby!
Throw it!
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yes!
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Dwight, that's the way
you read the reverse.
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Gentlemen, circle up!
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We are 3-0, but if we're
gonna go all the way,
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We all need to be as mentally
and physically tough as dwight.
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Coach?
Yes?
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You know my dad's
in the service?
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Uh-huh.
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He's being restationed
to florida.
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What?
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Today's my last day.
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okay, uh...
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Everybody get some water.
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Coach, you okay?
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
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Welcome, welcome!
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Hello!
Shall we start?
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Shouldn't we wait
for luke's guidance counselor?
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Mrs. Marks is going through
a terrible divorce.
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She's very
fragile right now.
Oh.
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So i'm trying to keep the more
challenging cases away from her.
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None taken.
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I have been perusing
your transcript.
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and, uh, apropos of nothing --
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You know, not every kid
is destined for college.
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But luke is, right?
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Okay, i'll play along.
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The reality is that luke's
grades and test scores
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Are what we educators call
suboptimal.
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Is that good?
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See what
i'm talking about?
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So, we're gonna have
to really juice
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The extracurriculars,
okay?
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Is there anything
he's, uh, passionate about?
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I love
chicken pot pie.
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Remember when i said i would do
most of the talking?
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Principal brown!
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Leslie kwan collins
from the daily dolphin.
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Yeah. I know who you are,
leslie.
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Must we do this dance
every single time?
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Would you like to issue a
statement about eric thompson's
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Abrupt resignation
as student council president?
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Sure. Here's my statement --
pbht!
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My sources say
that he was caught selling
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School saxophones
on craigslist.
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Well, guess you could say
you had a "sax" scandal, then.
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A sax scandal --
i'm running with that.
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Oh, thanks a lot for that.
Very helpful.
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So, where did we land?
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We're putting luke on adderall
or taking him off? I forget.
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We weren't discussing
adderall.
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Although, adderall has helped
a lot of kids.
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Hey, we need a new president.
Why don't i just do that?
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Maybe it'll be cool.
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i do like bossing
people around.
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That's called leadership.
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Wow, look at you.
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I think i'm maturing.
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Luke, this is
a lot of work.
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Are you sure
you're up for it?
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Mom, it's all
i've ever wanted
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Since i heard about it
a minute ago.
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Yeah. Well, i think you should
go for it.
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I can't think of
a single reason why not.
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All right, girls.
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So, i have a couple notes
about last night.
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Arizona, i was looking
at your selfies.
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Are your parents mallards?
What?
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What's with all
the duckface?
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You look like you're at a
bachelorette party in tampa.
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And, katen, did i see you
drinking a water
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At the red room?
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I had to wake up
early in the morning.
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Oh, yes, because that's what
we're promoting --
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A club where people
make good decisions.
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I'm sorry!
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You are so weak.
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I can't believe i let you kiss
me in front of the lakers.
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Not to sound like
a total katen,
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But haley's new job
seems whack.
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If haley wants to work
in promotion,
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She should learn from my guy --
mr. Merv schechter.
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Among his brilliant
innovations --
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The indoor blimp that drops
coupons at basketball games.
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Sadly, it was later weaponized
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By several
terrorist organizations.
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Hey, jay, do you need to
julienne any vegetables?
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What?
If so, you can use
the knife
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Your grandson jammed
in my back.
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Well, that was worth
the journey.
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What happened, papi?
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Luke decided
to run against me
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For student council
president.
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I've devoted my entire life
to public service,
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Only to be challenged by a guy
who's devoted his entire life
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To watching skateboard fails
on youtube.
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Luke's running
for president?
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I mean, i love him,
but --
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Jay is right.
Luke is a dummy.
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Never said that.
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He wants a fight,
he's got one.
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I'm going to hit
my step-nephew
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With so many
stinging rejoinders
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That he'll be crying
step-uncle.
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Yes! Dynamic wordplay!
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High-school kids
love that!
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He's gonna lose.
He might not.
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Really, you want to roll
those dice?
Hmm.
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Remember how depressed he got
when he lost the last election?
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[ baseball game plays
on television ]
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Hi, daddy.
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There she is --
our little girl!
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Mitchell, do you remember
back before we had her
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How we were so worried
that an extra person
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Would make the house
feel so crowded?
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Uh...No.
I don't remember that at all.
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Oh, boy,
were we wrong.
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You didn't want me?
This isn't
about you, honey.
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I think daddy's ramping up
to something.
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Anyhoo, there's
a football player on the team
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Who needs a place to stay
until the end of football --
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No. No, no, no.
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Would you let me finish?
Okay, fine. Go ahead.
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Season.
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No.
He can't stay here.
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Cam, we don't have
the room.
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He can sleep
in the den.
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I love the den.
I watch tv in the den.
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Besides, where are you gonna
sleep tonight after this fight?
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He can sleep in the apartment
upstairs?
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No. We need the rent
to pay the mortgage.
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I'm sorry, cam.
It's not gonna happen.
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Coach, can i come in yet?
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See, now you've put me
in an awkward position.
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Why can't he stay
with someone else?
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Because i'm his football coach,
and his father trusts me.
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cam, why you always --
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Hey!
Hey!
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Hi.
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Hey.
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Why do you always insist
on making these big decisions
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Without discussing it
with me first?
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I do not.
You asked that couple
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We met at the car-rental counter
to vacation with us.
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it would have been
rude not to.
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It was our honeymoon.
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yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Sorry, your...Doorknob
came off.
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It sure did, big guy!
Again?
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okay, that's fine.
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I'm already
hating this.
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I don't want
to be critical.
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You got
to be kidding me.
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This is not one of
your more loveable traits.
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What isn't?
Always saying "no"
to things
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And then eventually
coming around.
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Why can't we just skip
to the good part?
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I think you'd have a different
attitude about this
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If i was the one constantly
making unilateral decisions.
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If it was something important
to you, i would support it.
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Oh. Are you
sure about that?
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100%, and once you get to know
dwight the way...
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...I do,
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You will find that
he will enrich --
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okay, dwight,
please stop moving.
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Hola, luke!
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Hey, guys.
What are you doing in my room?
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Just wanted to see
my favorite grandson.
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You guys
been drinking?
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No more than usual.
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I heard a rumor
that you're running
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For student council
president.
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Yep. I'm working on
my speech right now.
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Good.
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I know i wouldn't want
any part of that nonsense.
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Me either --
not very sexy.
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It takes so much time
and then you wouldn't
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Even have a chance
to ride your mini-bike.
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I don't have
a mini-bike.
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Yet. But if you
play ball...
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hey, luke,
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I need you
to take the --
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What are you guys
doing in here?
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They're trying to bribe me
not to run for president.
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What?
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Manny has been working
all his life to be president,
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And now luke
just salsas in
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And tries to take it
away from him.
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It's not fair.
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Look, this means a lot
to luke, too.
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It's given him a whole new
sense of purpose.
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I've heard enough,
and i've made my decision.
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Manny will be president
this term,
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And we'll run luke
next year.
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I'm graduating.
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That's the spirit!
249
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I don't like to play
this card,
250
00:08:45,483 --> 00:08:47,650
But i am the patriarch,
and i have spoken.
251
00:08:47,719 --> 00:08:49,885
Not much of a card, dad,
'cause i don't really care.
252
00:08:49,954 --> 00:08:51,220
So, how about the two of you
get going,
253
00:08:51,289 --> 00:08:53,089
Because luke has a speech
to work on?
254
00:08:53,191 --> 00:08:54,890
You want to go up against
the pritchett political machine?
255
00:08:54,993 --> 00:08:56,392
So be it.
256
00:08:56,494 --> 00:08:58,327
Bye, grandpa!
Bye, kiddo!
257
00:09:00,198 --> 00:09:01,764
All right, luke,
we need to talk.
258
00:09:01,866 --> 00:09:03,132
Grandpa is coming
for you,
259
00:09:03,201 --> 00:09:05,534
And he has run successful
political campaigns before.
260
00:09:05,603 --> 00:09:07,436
He got mitchell elected
class president
261
00:09:07,505 --> 00:09:09,372
Before it was cool
to be gay.
262
00:09:09,474 --> 00:09:12,241
I've got this, mom.
I'm running on a gun platform.
263
00:09:12,343 --> 00:09:13,309
What are you
talking about?
264
00:09:13,411 --> 00:09:16,812
I'm talking about...
My guns.
265
00:09:16,881 --> 00:09:19,849
Ugh. All right, let's look
at the speech.
266
00:09:19,951 --> 00:09:21,117
I think
it's pretty good.
Mm-hmm.
267
00:09:21,185 --> 00:09:23,452
I'm opening with a joke about
how principal brown's kids
268
00:09:23,521 --> 00:09:24,754
Look like the mailman.
269
00:09:24,822 --> 00:09:26,555
Mm-hmm. And select all,
delete.
270
00:09:27,625 --> 00:09:29,358
Hey! I got to be me.
271
00:09:29,427 --> 00:09:31,761
No, you got to be
less you.
272
00:09:31,863 --> 00:09:34,163
If you want this,
you got to out-manny manny.
273
00:09:34,265 --> 00:09:36,365
Oh! Where's that suit i got you
for alex's graduation?
274
00:09:36,467 --> 00:09:37,466
That was a year ago.
275
00:09:37,535 --> 00:09:39,135
I can't fit
into that anymore,
276
00:09:39,203 --> 00:09:40,169
Because of my gu--
277
00:09:40,271 --> 00:09:41,437
I know, i got it.
278
00:09:44,575 --> 00:09:45,608
This was full.
279
00:09:45,710 --> 00:09:46,876
Sorry.
280
00:09:46,978 --> 00:09:48,978
You're just gonna be
disappointed.
281
00:09:49,047 --> 00:09:51,147
good morning,
everyone.
282
00:09:51,215 --> 00:09:53,516
If you're hungry, i hid
some cookies behind the toaster.
283
00:09:53,584 --> 00:09:55,184
I found them.
284
00:09:55,253 --> 00:09:56,285
Oh, i was
thinking about
285
00:09:56,387 --> 00:09:58,187
What you said yesterday,
and you were right.
286
00:09:58,256 --> 00:10:02,158
We should be able to make
our own decisions, you know?
287
00:10:02,226 --> 00:10:05,361
Ay, all i can say is,
thank you again.
288
00:10:06,497 --> 00:10:09,198
Dane edna, say hi
to your foster daddies.
289
00:10:09,300 --> 00:10:10,533
Ronaldo,
what's going on?
290
00:10:10,635 --> 00:10:11,934
Oh, we're taking care
of dane edna
291
00:10:12,003 --> 00:10:14,370
While ronaldo takes pepper
to asia for a medical procedure.
292
00:10:14,472 --> 00:10:15,371
Is everything okay?
293
00:10:15,473 --> 00:10:16,705
Oh, don't worry.
294
00:10:16,774 --> 00:10:19,642
Between us, he's getting
a monkey chin in laos.
295
00:10:19,677 --> 00:10:21,644
Oh, so it's a fun month
for everyone, huh?
296
00:10:21,746 --> 00:10:25,147
Mm, i'm going to miss
this beautiful diva.
297
00:10:25,249 --> 00:10:26,982
Her tummy can get
a little fussy,
298
00:10:27,051 --> 00:10:29,085
So if you're ever wondering
what to cook for her,
299
00:10:29,220 --> 00:10:31,954
Just ask yourself,
"what would patti lupone eat?"
300
00:10:32,056 --> 00:10:34,190
Oh, okay.
Oh, and i'm sorry.
301
00:10:34,292 --> 00:10:35,558
I-i didn't ask you
about this,
302
00:10:35,660 --> 00:10:36,959
But it's really
important to me.
303
00:10:37,028 --> 00:10:39,028
And you said you'd support
any decision i made.
304
00:10:39,097 --> 00:10:41,597
I'm not sure what you're doing,
because you're being so subtle,
305
00:10:41,699 --> 00:10:43,999
But if you think a giant,
slobbery dog
306
00:10:44,068 --> 00:10:47,203
Is what this household needs,
then color me gung ho.
307
00:10:47,305 --> 00:10:48,637
Here are
her medicines.
308
00:10:48,739 --> 00:10:51,340
The ones wrapped in foil
don't go in the mouth.
309
00:10:51,409 --> 00:10:52,641
Okay.
310
00:10:52,743 --> 00:10:53,943
ah.
311
00:10:54,011 --> 00:10:55,878
Ah, yeah.
I'm so sorry.
312
00:10:55,947 --> 00:10:58,180
We've trained her
to take carbs away from us.
313
00:10:58,282 --> 00:10:59,181
Oh.
314
00:11:01,853 --> 00:11:03,285
I don't get it.
315
00:11:03,387 --> 00:11:05,754
You look amazing.
I love it!
316
00:11:05,857 --> 00:11:06,922
Why did you buy
this for me?
317
00:11:06,991 --> 00:11:08,491
'cause i thought
you would look great up there
318
00:11:08,559 --> 00:11:09,959
When you give
your big speech.
319
00:11:10,061 --> 00:11:12,228
I'm running for president, mom.
I'll wear a suit and tie.
320
00:11:12,330 --> 00:11:13,629
Well, then you'll be dressed
for your funeral.
321
00:11:13,731 --> 00:11:14,930
Kid, you got to know
your audience.
322
00:11:14,999 --> 00:11:16,632
You don't think
i can relate to my peers?
323
00:11:16,734 --> 00:11:18,534
Well, this is
a fine kettle of fish.
324
00:11:18,603 --> 00:11:20,069
I'm gonna say this
as gently as i know how...
325
00:11:20,171 --> 00:11:21,470
You're going
to lose!
326
00:11:21,572 --> 00:11:23,305
Well, i wasn't gonna yell it,
but at least it's out there.
327
00:11:23,407 --> 00:11:25,207
Wait. You think
i'm going to lose?
328
00:11:25,309 --> 00:11:27,076
But you never think
i'm going to lose!
329
00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:28,444
Look,
you're a great kid.
330
00:11:28,513 --> 00:11:30,379
All we're saying is be
a little more casual friday,
331
00:11:30,481 --> 00:11:31,981
A little ash wednesday.
332
00:11:32,083 --> 00:11:33,849
Yeah. Go up there
and be like,
333
00:11:33,951 --> 00:11:36,352
"yo! What's up,
ballers?!"
334
00:11:36,454 --> 00:11:39,922
"mondays off.
Like, pizza and whatever."
335
00:11:40,024 --> 00:11:41,223
This is feeling
a little weird.
336
00:11:41,325 --> 00:11:42,224
Trust us.
337
00:11:42,293 --> 00:11:44,460
If you really think
it'll help.
338
00:11:44,529 --> 00:11:48,030
Hey, write that pizza-pie
thing down while it's fresh.
339
00:11:48,065 --> 00:11:49,331
i hope you don't mind.
340
00:11:49,367 --> 00:11:51,433
I decided it was fine if
they played fetch in the house.
341
00:11:51,536 --> 00:11:53,536
Not at all.
I support that decision.
342
00:11:56,140 --> 00:11:57,806
Well, i look forward
to what's about to happen.
343
00:11:59,010 --> 00:11:59,975
Okay.
There we are.
344
00:12:00,077 --> 00:12:01,010
okay.
345
00:12:01,112 --> 00:12:02,578
All right.
Nice.
346
00:12:02,647 --> 00:12:04,413
Okay, coach.
I'll meet you at the game.
347
00:12:04,515 --> 00:12:05,581
Yes!
Who's a winner?
348
00:12:05,650 --> 00:12:06,649
I'm a winner!
Who's a winner?!
349
00:12:06,717 --> 00:12:07,750
I'm a winner!!
350
00:12:11,222 --> 00:12:13,222
Oh, my...
351
00:12:13,324 --> 00:12:15,558
Hey!
352
00:12:15,626 --> 00:12:17,526
Okay.
I'm gonna go first.
353
00:12:17,595 --> 00:12:19,128
I was petty and vindictive,
354
00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:21,764
And i will find someone else
to look after the dog.
355
00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:24,900
Do you have
anything to say?
356
00:12:24,969 --> 00:12:26,635
Thank you. I know
that couldn't have been easy.
357
00:12:26,737 --> 00:12:28,103
Cam,
i swear to god --
358
00:12:28,172 --> 00:12:29,205
Okay, okay.
You're right.
359
00:12:29,307 --> 00:12:31,640
I should have
consulted you first.
360
00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:34,109
I'll tell dwight that he has to
move out after the game tonight.
361
00:12:34,212 --> 00:12:35,544
Thank you.
362
00:12:35,580 --> 00:12:39,081
Not that anybody cares,
but for lunch, i had a lozenge.
363
00:12:42,186 --> 00:12:44,153
So, uh, how long
is this going to take?
364
00:12:44,222 --> 00:12:46,622
I just need to reorder
some promotional frisbees,
365
00:12:46,657 --> 00:12:47,890
And say a quick hi
to merv,
366
00:12:47,959 --> 00:12:50,192
The genius who supplied me
with coasters
367
00:12:50,294 --> 00:12:52,228
And key chains
for over a decade.
368
00:12:52,263 --> 00:12:53,896
He even put my face
on a pillow.
369
00:12:53,965 --> 00:12:56,098
That story makes me want
to put a pillow over my face.
370
00:12:56,133 --> 00:12:58,400
Can we just get this over with?
I have a spray tan at 4:00.
371
00:12:58,502 --> 00:13:00,102
Spray tan!
Who needs a spray tan?
372
00:13:00,204 --> 00:13:01,637
Someone in winter.
373
00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:04,206
That's why you put a coupon
on a ice scraper.
374
00:13:04,308 --> 00:13:06,875
Boom! Just sent another
grandkid to brandeis.
375
00:13:06,978 --> 00:13:08,911
He shoots,
he scores!
376
00:13:08,980 --> 00:13:11,313
Can you believe this young man
has a grandkid in college?
377
00:13:11,415 --> 00:13:13,315
Mm! It's all
about lifestyle.
378
00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:15,050
Really, i walk
five miles a day,
379
00:13:15,119 --> 00:13:17,720
And i've had a tremendous amount
of plastic surgery.
380
00:13:17,788 --> 00:13:20,856
Oh! I had a brainstorm
on that property of yours
381
00:13:20,958 --> 00:13:21,924
That you're trying
to unload.
382
00:13:21,993 --> 00:13:23,225
You know,
where the people -- ckkk!
383
00:13:23,327 --> 00:13:24,760
Yeah.
384
00:13:24,829 --> 00:13:26,929
You lean into it.
Hmm?
385
00:13:27,031 --> 00:13:29,064
You -- you call it
"massacre manor,"
386
00:13:29,166 --> 00:13:30,466
"downton stabby,"
387
00:13:30,568 --> 00:13:31,867
"charles mansion."
388
00:13:31,969 --> 00:13:34,403
I mean, like,
i-i got a million of them.
389
00:13:34,472 --> 00:13:37,106
Actually, i probably --
i have three more.
390
00:13:37,174 --> 00:13:38,807
See? A master.
391
00:13:38,909 --> 00:13:40,175
Aww.
Merv, meet
my daughter haley.
392
00:13:40,278 --> 00:13:41,377
Nice to meet you.
393
00:13:41,445 --> 00:13:43,779
Your daddy tells me
that you have come down
394
00:13:43,881 --> 00:13:45,814
With the
madison avenue flu.
395
00:13:45,883 --> 00:13:47,950
I don't understand anything
that's happening here.
396
00:13:48,052 --> 00:13:49,852
I feel the same way
when i watch "empire."
397
00:13:51,389 --> 00:13:54,423
Oh! No, you don't!
398
00:13:54,492 --> 00:13:57,393
Some mangy cat keeps sitting
on the roof of my new rolls.
399
00:13:57,495 --> 00:13:58,761
Merv collects cars.
400
00:13:58,829 --> 00:14:00,596
Not to brag,
but i could do a production
401
00:14:00,698 --> 00:14:02,798
Of "12 angry men"
starring cars.
402
00:14:04,368 --> 00:14:06,535
No, you don't, taffy!
403
00:14:06,604 --> 00:14:07,936
What --
what is he talking about?
404
00:14:08,039 --> 00:14:09,505
What's madison avenue
flu?
405
00:14:09,607 --> 00:14:11,407
Oh. I-i may have mentioned
that you had a --
406
00:14:11,509 --> 00:14:13,342
A budding interest
in the promotional arts,
407
00:14:13,444 --> 00:14:15,244
And, total stroke of luck,
merv's assistant
408
00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:17,279
Is very,
very sick.
409
00:14:17,381 --> 00:14:20,749
Wait a minute. You think my
business is in the same universe
410
00:14:20,851 --> 00:14:23,619
As carl's auto body
toilet seat covers?
411
00:14:23,721 --> 00:14:26,989
Carl just opened a third
location because of that wizard.
412
00:14:27,058 --> 00:14:28,357
You got
two lives left, taffy!
413
00:14:28,459 --> 00:14:29,958
Is this how
you want to spend them?!
414
00:14:30,061 --> 00:14:32,328
I don't need a job.
I have one.
415
00:14:32,430 --> 00:14:33,629
What happened to
"team gets it"?
416
00:14:33,731 --> 00:14:35,431
Well,
i don't gets it.
417
00:14:35,533 --> 00:14:36,999
Just seems like
you're hanging out at clubs
418
00:14:37,068 --> 00:14:38,901
Taking pictures with a bunch
of party girls.
419
00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:40,502
i mean, i want to be hip,
420
00:14:40,604 --> 00:14:41,937
But none of this
makes any sense to me.
421
00:14:42,039 --> 00:14:43,505
I just want
what's best for you.
422
00:14:43,607 --> 00:14:46,208
Nice pep talk. Oh, and thanks
for underestimating me.
423
00:14:46,310 --> 00:14:48,177
You know, if you were
orville redenbacher's dad,
424
00:14:48,245 --> 00:14:49,678
We wouldn't have airplanes!
425
00:14:51,048 --> 00:14:53,949
Got ya!
[ chuckles
426
00:14:54,051 --> 00:14:55,851
I guess they don't
always land on their feet.
427
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:00,782
Defense! Defense!
428
00:15:00,884 --> 00:15:02,583
Let's go, baby!
Let's go, baby!
429
00:15:06,022 --> 00:15:07,088
Touchdown!
430
00:15:07,190 --> 00:15:08,656
Hey! Wow!
431
00:15:08,758 --> 00:15:10,158
That dwight's
something, huh?
432
00:15:10,226 --> 00:15:11,592
Yeah! Well, he's fine,
you know.
433
00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:12,960
It's -- it's
a team sport,
434
00:15:13,063 --> 00:15:15,530
So, you know, they probably
wouldn't even miss him.
435
00:15:15,632 --> 00:15:16,764
I just want to say
436
00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:19,067
I love
what you're doing.
Well, thank you.
437
00:15:19,102 --> 00:15:21,002
I-i wear this sweater
with these trousers a lot.
438
00:15:21,104 --> 00:15:23,004
When you're high-waisted,
it is very difficult
439
00:15:23,106 --> 00:15:24,939
Finding pieces
that work together, so...
440
00:15:25,008 --> 00:15:27,141
Yeah, you look really nice,
but what she means is
441
00:15:27,210 --> 00:15:29,310
It's great that you're letting
dwight live with you.
442
00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:31,412
You're taking
dwight in?
443
00:15:31,481 --> 00:15:32,947
That doesn't
sound like you.
It's -- it's --
444
00:15:32,982 --> 00:15:34,282
He's making him
move out.
445
00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:35,516
That sounds
like you.
446
00:15:35,618 --> 00:15:36,617
Hey, losers.
447
00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:39,320
Thought i'd see you down
at the concession stand.
448
00:15:39,422 --> 00:15:41,055
How long were you
working on that one?
449
00:15:41,124 --> 00:15:44,692
Is that one of the gems that
you wrote into luke's speech?
450
00:15:44,761 --> 00:15:48,029
I will have you know
that luke wrote his own speech.
451
00:15:48,098 --> 00:15:49,297
He contributed.
452
00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:50,598
hmm.
453
00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:52,467
He was there.
Mm.
454
00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:54,202
[ cheering,
whistle blows in distance ]
455
00:15:55,271 --> 00:15:56,537
Hey.
456
00:15:56,606 --> 00:15:58,106
Hey.
457
00:15:59,509 --> 00:16:00,508
What's with
the suit?
458
00:16:00,577 --> 00:16:03,177
Me? Why are you dressed
like nicki minaj?
459
00:16:03,246 --> 00:16:05,246
My mom and jay said
it made me more relatable.
460
00:16:05,348 --> 00:16:06,481
I feel like an idiot.
461
00:16:06,583 --> 00:16:08,216
Yeah. Me too.
462
00:16:08,318 --> 00:16:10,685
My mom forced me to wear this
so i'd be more like you.
463
00:16:10,754 --> 00:16:13,387
Yeah, because i'd wear
a brown belt with black shoes?
464
00:16:13,456 --> 00:16:14,655
You know what
we should do?
465
00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:16,958
Throw out our speeches
and speak from the heart.
466
00:16:17,026 --> 00:16:19,694
That's a great idea.
467
00:16:19,763 --> 00:16:21,329
Mm. You forgot your speech,
didn't you?
468
00:16:21,431 --> 00:16:22,797
I plead the second.
469
00:16:22,866 --> 00:16:25,233
Also, uh,
you should know,
470
00:16:25,335 --> 00:16:28,236
They arrested two
of the three perpetrators.
471
00:16:28,338 --> 00:16:30,104
Hey, honey.
What are you doing here?
472
00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:31,339
Making a point.
473
00:16:31,441 --> 00:16:32,607
Oh. Hey.
474
00:16:32,709 --> 00:16:34,342
Uh, i-i'm phil dunphy.
475
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:36,310
Feel free to ask
any...Questions.
476
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:37,612
Sweet neck tattoo.
477
00:16:37,714 --> 00:16:39,547
Don't forget to sign
the guest book.
478
00:16:39,649 --> 00:16:41,149
Aren't these your, uh --
your work friends?
479
00:16:41,217 --> 00:16:42,183
Yeah.
Hold on a second.
480
00:16:42,285 --> 00:16:44,085
Hey, arizona!
Quack quack.
481
00:16:44,187 --> 00:16:46,220
Sorry.
Yeah.
482
00:16:46,289 --> 00:16:48,256
Look, i know you don't think
what i'm doing is real,
483
00:16:48,358 --> 00:16:50,291
But we just posted
about this terrible house
484
00:16:50,393 --> 00:16:52,160
Through all our accounts
on multiple platforms,
485
00:16:52,262 --> 00:16:53,661
And there's already
a ton of people here,
486
00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:55,863
So, uh, you're welcome.
487
00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:02,470
We don't really need
all this stuff, but okay.
488
00:17:02,572 --> 00:17:03,905
All right, everybody.
489
00:17:04,007 --> 00:17:05,640
Before our marching band
takes the field
490
00:17:05,742 --> 00:17:08,609
With their tribute
to the films of zac efron,
491
00:17:08,711 --> 00:17:10,244
Let's hear from
our two candidates
492
00:17:10,346 --> 00:17:11,746
For student council president.
493
00:17:11,848 --> 00:17:13,915
First up is manny delgado.
494
00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:18,286
Actually, we're going
to speak together.
495
00:17:18,321 --> 00:17:21,155
Luke and i are here
because we each want your votes.
496
00:17:21,257 --> 00:17:23,057
However, certain people
want to change us
497
00:17:23,159 --> 00:17:25,126
Into being something
each of us is not.
498
00:17:25,195 --> 00:17:27,595
They're publicly
shaming us.
We deserve it.
499
00:17:27,664 --> 00:17:29,597
The important thing is
you two leaned something.
500
00:17:29,699 --> 00:17:30,998
Save it, patriarch.
501
00:17:31,067 --> 00:17:33,267
The point is,
we are two individuals
502
00:17:33,303 --> 00:17:36,604
With our own unique personalties
and ideas.
503
00:17:36,706 --> 00:17:38,739
What he said.
504
00:17:38,842 --> 00:17:40,208
I won.
505
00:17:40,276 --> 00:17:42,777
It was the lowest voter turnout
in school history.
506
00:17:42,879 --> 00:17:44,579
They hated
the both of us.
507
00:17:44,681 --> 00:17:45,980
But you more.
508
00:17:48,251 --> 00:17:49,717
[ dance music plays
in background ]
509
00:17:49,786 --> 00:17:51,452
I got to admit, i'm really
impressed that you got
510
00:17:51,521 --> 00:17:53,921
All these people here,
but they, um --
511
00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:55,623
They don't really
look like house buyers.
512
00:17:55,725 --> 00:17:57,925
Dad, you have no idea
who has money anymore.
513
00:17:58,027 --> 00:17:59,227
You see that girl?
514
00:17:59,295 --> 00:18:01,596
She makes six figures
playing video games.
515
00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:03,397
And that dude,
he invented an app
516
00:18:03,466 --> 00:18:05,466
For trashing your friends
called app smear.
517
00:18:05,535 --> 00:18:07,635
Oh.
Any one of these people
could buy this house.
518
00:18:07,704 --> 00:18:10,972
And if they do, you give us
a percentage of your commission.
519
00:18:11,074 --> 00:18:12,406
That's how
we make money.
520
00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:13,708
You the realtor?
521
00:18:13,810 --> 00:18:14,876
Indeed, i am.
522
00:18:14,978 --> 00:18:16,878
I like this place.
523
00:18:16,980 --> 00:18:19,080
Show me
where it happened.
524
00:18:19,182 --> 00:18:21,782
Um, it's...Right down
this hall.
525
00:18:21,885 --> 00:18:23,684
After you.
526
00:18:23,786 --> 00:18:24,819
Her dad's loaded.
527
00:18:24,888 --> 00:18:26,687
By the way,
have you seen the price?
528
00:18:26,756 --> 00:18:29,757
The, uh -- the owner wasn't the
only thing that's been slashed.
529
00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:37,131
And the dolphins win, 21-0.
530
00:18:37,233 --> 00:18:38,499
All right!
531
00:18:38,601 --> 00:18:39,500
Hey!
532
00:18:39,569 --> 00:18:41,802
That boy is like
a professional.
533
00:18:41,905 --> 00:18:44,972
It's amazing how one kid
can carry a whole team.
534
00:18:45,074 --> 00:18:46,307
I feel like you're doing this
on purpose.
535
00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:47,775
Excuse me,
mr. Pritchett.
536
00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:49,777
Leslie kwan collins,
daily dolphin.
537
00:18:49,879 --> 00:18:51,145
For heroically
taking in dwight,
538
00:18:51,214 --> 00:18:52,847
You are this month's
"person with a porpoise."
539
00:18:52,949 --> 00:18:54,215
Oh, i don't know
about that. It's --
540
00:18:54,284 --> 00:18:56,183
Embrace it.
541
00:18:56,286 --> 00:18:57,919
Hey, come over here
for just minute, buddy.
542
00:18:57,987 --> 00:18:58,886
Good game!
Good game.
543
00:18:58,988 --> 00:19:00,221
Thanks, coach.
Yes.
544
00:19:00,323 --> 00:19:02,456
So, listen, i got something kind
of rough i need to tell you.
545
00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:04,625
No, i know you and mitchell
aren't just roommates.
546
00:19:05,828 --> 00:19:06,994
I can't tell you how much
i appreciate
547
00:19:07,096 --> 00:19:08,362
Everything
you're doing for me.
548
00:19:08,464 --> 00:19:10,131
Yeah, listen, i don't know
how i'm gonna tell you this.
549
00:19:10,233 --> 00:19:12,366
so i'm not gonna.
550
00:19:12,468 --> 00:19:13,801
I just need you to do
everything i tell you.
551
00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:15,536
Put your head
on my shoulder.
552
00:19:15,605 --> 00:19:16,604
That's it.
Get in there.
553
00:19:16,706 --> 00:19:18,673
Now, i need you to pretend
to start crying,
554
00:19:18,775 --> 00:19:19,974
Really get those
shoulders into it.
555
00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:22,310
yeah, that's it.
That's good.
556
00:19:22,378 --> 00:19:23,978
Oh, god. Oh, god.
He's telling him.
557
00:19:24,047 --> 00:19:25,680
Stay strong.
Yes.
558
00:19:25,782 --> 00:19:27,448
Now i'm gonna cry.
i'm sorry!
559
00:19:27,517 --> 00:19:28,616
I'm sorry!
560
00:19:28,718 --> 00:19:29,750
okay, final step --
561
00:19:29,852 --> 00:19:31,619
I just need you to sit down,
grab your knees,
562
00:19:31,688 --> 00:19:33,788
And start rocking sadly,
all right?
563
00:19:33,890 --> 00:19:35,323
All right, sit.
564
00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:38,726
Excuse me. Can i have
everyone's attention, please?
565
00:19:38,828 --> 00:19:41,896
As you know, uh, dwight's father
was recently restationed
566
00:19:41,998 --> 00:19:44,765
To florida and it was my
intention to have my family
567
00:19:44,867 --> 00:19:46,767
Have dwight live with us,
but unfortunately --
568
00:19:46,869 --> 00:19:49,103
But unfortunately
for our opponents,
569
00:19:49,205 --> 00:19:50,471
He's gonna be with us
all season,
570
00:19:50,573 --> 00:19:52,239
Because the rumors
are true.
571
00:19:52,342 --> 00:19:54,608
Dwight is going
to be staying with us!
572
00:19:57,613 --> 00:19:59,947
That is the more beautiful
gesture ever.
573
00:20:00,049 --> 00:20:01,148
Aww, thanks.
574
00:20:01,250 --> 00:20:02,616
I guess i do
always come around, huh?
575
00:20:02,719 --> 00:20:04,285
yes.
576
00:20:04,387 --> 00:20:06,754
Dwight, you're staying.
What -- what's going on?
577
00:20:06,856 --> 00:20:08,122
I don't know.
578
00:20:08,224 --> 00:20:10,391
Coach just told me to sit
on the ground and look sad.
579
00:20:10,493 --> 00:20:12,259
Cam?
Uh, let's hear it
for this month's
580
00:20:12,362 --> 00:20:14,595
"person with a porpoise" --
mitchell pritchett!
581
00:20:14,697 --> 00:20:15,796
Wait. How -- how did
you know about that --
582
00:20:15,898 --> 00:20:17,198
Did that reporter -- oh!
583
00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:19,800
We are having a serious
conversation when i get home.
584
00:20:19,902 --> 00:20:21,802
But i'm loving this!
585
00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:26,140
So, phil, what can i
do you for?
586
00:20:26,209 --> 00:20:27,475
Well, oh wise one...
587
00:20:27,577 --> 00:20:28,843
...Uh, luke here is president
of the student council,
588
00:20:28,945 --> 00:20:30,945
But he needs
some professional help.
589
00:20:31,047 --> 00:20:33,114
I have
a likability issue.
590
00:20:33,216 --> 00:20:35,049
Yeah, i saw that
when you came in.
591
00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:39,020
What we need to do
is promote you, okay?
592
00:20:39,088 --> 00:20:40,521
I see a pin,
"i like luke."
593
00:20:40,623 --> 00:20:42,456
I see a bracelet,
"luke is no fluke."
594
00:20:42,558 --> 00:20:46,961
I see a stadium cushion,
"luke has your back...Side."
595
00:20:47,063 --> 00:20:48,863
how do you do that?
596
00:20:48,965 --> 00:20:50,931
How about phone cases?
597
00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:54,135
Phone cases?
I am so sorry.
597
00:20:55,305 --> 00:21:55,173
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