Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000
Downloaded from
YTS.MX
2
00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000
Official YIFY movies site:
YTS.MX
3
00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:19,520
(upbeat music)
4
00:00:22,648 --> 00:00:26,378
♪ I like that up down
round round round we go ♪
5
00:00:26,402 --> 00:00:29,923
♪ One day I could be high
one day I could be low ♪
6
00:00:29,947 --> 00:00:34,052
♪ Up down see this town
nothing but 1000 shows ♪
7
00:00:34,076 --> 00:00:36,429
♪ One day I could be high
one day I could be low ♪
8
00:00:36,453 --> 00:00:41,101
♪ I like that up down
round round round we go ♪
9
00:00:41,125 --> 00:00:43,770
♪ One day I could be high
one day I could be low ♪
10
00:00:43,794 --> 00:00:47,524
♪ Up down see this town
nothing but 1000 shows ♪
11
00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:49,776
Go to the next one.
12
00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:50,777
Go back now.
13
00:00:50,801 --> 00:00:52,362
There, there right there.
14
00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:53,596
Round a bit.
15
00:00:56,265 --> 00:00:59,059
Go back, there.
16
00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:01,663
Go back mom stupid shout.
17
00:01:01,687 --> 00:01:05,667
I can't hear a word
you're saying so shout.
18
00:01:05,691 --> 00:01:08,587
I'm going, I'm going, I'm
going, I'm going, I'm going.
19
00:01:08,611 --> 00:01:10,196
No to the left.
20
00:01:11,864 --> 00:01:14,634
Mom seriously I'm
shitting myself up here.
21
00:01:14,658 --> 00:01:17,512
Please please just tell me when.
22
00:01:17,536 --> 00:01:18,805
When, that's all you
gotta say is when.
23
00:01:18,829 --> 00:01:19,973
To the right.
24
00:01:19,997 --> 00:01:23,476
(loud thumping)
25
00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:24,501
Yes perfect.
26
00:01:25,961 --> 00:01:27,898
Just there.
27
00:01:27,922 --> 00:01:31,735
(singing in foreign language)
28
00:01:31,759 --> 00:01:32,927
Help, help!
29
00:01:35,679 --> 00:01:37,223
Mum, fucking mum!
30
00:01:40,226 --> 00:01:45,231
♪ One day I could be high
one day I could be low ♪
31
00:01:57,451 --> 00:01:59,620
(muttering)
32
00:02:03,082 --> 00:02:06,061
Calm down Ron, repeat,
the game's about to start.
33
00:02:06,085 --> 00:02:06,853
Where is it?
34
00:02:06,877 --> 00:02:07,771
Where is what?
35
00:02:07,795 --> 00:02:08,835
My cheese, my camembert.
36
00:02:10,172 --> 00:02:11,691
I don't know what you wanna.
37
00:02:11,715 --> 00:02:12,526
Ou bitch, you're
eating it now aren't you?
38
00:02:12,550 --> 00:02:13,860
Oh grow up.
39
00:02:13,884 --> 00:02:16,029
Give me that bit
now, give me that.
40
00:02:16,053 --> 00:02:18,031
Get off me, get off me.
41
00:02:18,055 --> 00:02:19,658
- Let me have a look.
- It's mine.
42
00:02:19,682 --> 00:02:21,201
That is mine.
43
00:02:21,225 --> 00:02:24,788
You're blocking my airway
you little bastard.
44
00:02:24,812 --> 00:02:26,498
You need to control.
45
00:02:26,522 --> 00:02:28,833
You look at you now, look what
You’re fucking done bastard.
46
00:02:28,857 --> 00:02:30,734
Fucking knew it, I knew it.
47
00:02:31,527 --> 00:02:32,504
You're nasty, get off me.
48
00:02:32,528 --> 00:02:33,630
Yeah go.
49
00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:34,714
Get up.
50
00:02:34,738 --> 00:02:37,199
(upbeat music)
51
00:02:49,753 --> 00:02:51,356
Come on, get up.
52
00:02:51,380 --> 00:02:52,148
Give me that.
53
00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:52,941
No.
54
00:02:52,965 --> 00:02:53,734
Give me that.
55
00:02:53,758 --> 00:02:55,026
Now you've broken it.
56
00:02:55,050 --> 00:02:56,278
This cut is mine,
it's brand new.
57
00:02:56,302 --> 00:02:57,570
Sit alone watching
this evening.
58
00:02:57,594 --> 00:02:58,863
Would you get up please?
59
00:02:58,887 --> 00:02:59,824
- What are you doing?
- Mind getting up?
60
00:02:59,848 --> 00:03:01,157
Why?
61
00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:03,743
Get you up then, get up.
62
00:03:03,767 --> 00:03:04,786
Mum just get in the car.
63
00:03:04,810 --> 00:03:05,787
No, I don't want to.
64
00:03:05,811 --> 00:03:07,080
You're getting
in the car alright.
65
00:03:07,104 --> 00:03:08,999
Just move, getin
the fucking car.
66
00:03:09,023 --> 00:03:11,817
(upbeat music)
67
00:03:25,247 --> 00:03:26,933
Look Ron.
68
00:03:26,957 --> 00:03:28,167
Mum shut up.
69
00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:29,770
This is ridiculous.
70
00:03:29,794 --> 00:03:31,438
I said shut your mouth.
71
00:03:31,462 --> 00:03:32,856
Well can you please just
tell me where we're going?
72
00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:34,482
Yeah, shopping.
73
00:03:34,506 --> 00:03:36,067
It's 11 o'clock at night
in case you hadn't noticed.
74
00:03:36,091 --> 00:03:38,361
Some petrol station
that's still open.
75
00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:39,779
You're gonna get out right.
76
00:03:39,803 --> 00:03:41,865
You're gonna buy
me another cheese,
77
00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:43,825
and then fuck off 'cause
I'm dumping you there.
78
00:03:43,849 --> 00:03:45,869
What in pajamas?
79
00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:47,770
Oh don't you worry,
\ packed your stuff.
80
00:03:50,356 --> 00:03:51,607
What about my illness?
81
00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:55,295
I mean who's gonna look after
me when the cancer returns?
82
00:03:55,319 --> 00:03:57,005
Cancer, mum you've
been in remission
83
00:03:57,029 --> 00:03:59,674
'or what about 12
84
00:03:59,698 --> 00:04:00,967
I think you're fine.
85
00:04:00,991 --> 00:04:05,913
(dramatic music)
(tire squealing)
86
00:04:10,209 --> 00:04:15,214
(both screaming)
(metal crunching)
87
00:04:28,352 --> 00:04:31,063
(upbeat music)
88
00:04:50,082 --> 00:04:51,458
Ron, oh son say.
89
00:04:56,171 --> 00:04:57,631
What happened?
90
00:04:59,842 --> 00:05:00,926
Where are we?
91
00:05:05,556 --> 00:05:06,765
We're trapped.
92
00:05:10,102 --> 00:05:13,313
I think maybe, you
know, we're dead.
93
00:05:16,275 --> 00:05:17,275
Dead?
94
00:05:21,363 --> 00:05:22,363
Maybe.
95
00:05:24,283 --> 00:05:27,035
Maybe, maybe we're in limbo
waiting to enter Heaven.
96
00:05:28,370 --> 00:05:29,973
Maybe we'll see father, maybe
he's waiting for us up there,
97
00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:32,082
waiting to take
us into his arms.
98
00:05:33,959 --> 00:05:35,478
The holy father?
99
00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:40,549
No, no my father,
you know your husband.
100
00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:42,718
Oh him, no he's not dead.
101
00:05:43,635 --> 00:05:44,988
But of course he's dead.
102
00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:46,656
No he's not.
103
00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:49,993
Mum, he died when I was
born, chickenpox you said.
104
00:05:50,017 --> 00:05:51,786
Might have said
something didn't [?
105
00:05:51,810 --> 00:05:54,747
But you've took me to the
cemetery every fucking year.
106
00:05:54,771 --> 00:05:57,584
Your mental health.
107
00:05:57,608 --> 00:06:00,462
So who the bloody hell was
the stiff wobbly flowers to?
108
00:06:00,486 --> 00:06:02,088
What do I know?
109
00:06:02,112 --> 00:06:04,841
I mean it was a nice
grave wasn't it?
110
00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:06,176
Well so where is he now?
111
00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:10,078
Forget the bastard,
112
00:06:11,580 --> 00:06:13,620
I suppose it don't matter
now we're dead does it?
113
00:06:15,584 --> 00:06:17,503
It's weird though, if I'm dead,
114
00:06:21,673 --> 00:06:23,509
why am I still hungry?
115
00:06:25,135 --> 00:06:27,054
Oh crud, we're GNC.
116
00:06:31,099 --> 00:06:33,769
What the fuck we doing here?
117
00:06:34,770 --> 00:06:36,522
Give me your phone.
118
00:06:40,359 --> 00:06:42,921
I've only got this.
119
00:06:42,945 --> 00:06:45,489
(upbeat music)
120
00:06:53,580 --> 00:06:55,808
Look at that aye.
121
00:06:55,832 --> 00:06:57,435
What color shall I have?
122
00:06:57,459 --> 00:07:00,212
(upbeat music)
123
00:07:23,235 --> 00:07:26,297
There must be something
inside these bloody boxes
124
00:07:26,321 --> 00:07:29,175
(upbeat music)
125
00:07:29,199 --> 00:07:31,177
Ea, what the fuck?
126
00:07:31,201 --> 00:07:32,411
Oh it's lager.
127
00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:35,454
Oh lager.
128
00:07:36,290 --> 00:07:38,000
That's lager, yeah.
129
00:07:40,085 --> 00:07:42,629
(upbeat music)
130
00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:48,343
(ships horn blowing)
131
00:07:58,061 --> 00:08:00,772
(metal crunching)
132
00:08:04,109 --> 00:08:06,320
(screaming)
133
00:08:16,538 --> 00:08:17,581
Move over.
134
00:08:18,415 --> 00:08:21,168
(upbeat music)
135
00:08:26,298 --> 00:08:28,151
(Engine revving)
136
00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:33,221
(screaming) (metal crunching)
137
00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:41,730
(back up alarm beeping)
138
00:08:57,496 --> 00:09:00,248
(horn honking)
139
00:09:11,635 --> 00:09:13,845
Oh fuck, where are we Mum?
140
00:09:14,930 --> 00:09:17,474
(upbeat music)
141
00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:28,688
Sorry about the wait.
142
00:10:28,712 --> 00:10:29,565
Enjoying the refreshments?
143
00:10:29,589 --> 00:10:31,774
Yes sir, yeah very much so.
144
00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:32,735
Lovely tea Mr?
145
00:10:32,759 --> 00:10:33,736
Brentwood, Henry Brentwood.
146
00:10:33,760 --> 00:10:36,529
Now we have been
having some issues.
147
00:10:36,553 --> 00:10:38,531
Let me Just see if
I get this straight.
148
00:10:38,555 --> 00:10:41,701
Now you say your
mother was eating
149
00:10:41,725 --> 00:10:43,619
your cheese without
your permission?
150
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:46,372
Yes sir, yeah my cheese.
151
00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:47,166
Cheese.
152
00:10:47,190 --> 00:10:48,708
Yeah.
153
00:10:48,732 --> 00:10:49,626
Slightly burnt toast.
154
00:10:49,650 --> 00:10:51,294
Nice.
155
00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:53,921
And you got upset, drove to
the shop to buy some more.
156
00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:56,299
Well basically the
shops were closed so
157
00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:58,176
we went to a petrol
station nearby the docks.
158
00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:00,052
Yeah it has everything.
159
00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:01,471
This all all happened
in Tilbury right?
160
00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:03,681
'And then \you had I
161
00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:06,476
and ended up inside a
container bound for Morocco.
162
00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:07,501
That's it.
163
00:11:08,627 --> 00:11:09,937
And somehow you managed
to survive the six
164
00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:11,272
day trip inside a
freight container.
165
00:11:11,296 --> 00:11:12,648
We were lucky we had a
big bag of jelly babies.
166
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:13,983
Yeah and the beer.
167
00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:18,553
Ah yes, Young's Rampart
Triple X Special Ale.
168
00:11:19,262 --> 00:11:20,115
Hoppy but refreshing.
169
00:11:20,139 --> 00:11:21,616
Hoppy?
170
00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:22,492
Yeah hoppy.
171
00:11:22,516 --> 00:11:23,516
Splendid.
172
00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:28,456
Look we just want some new
clothes and something to eat
173
00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,792
and passports and
a flight back home.
174
00:11:30,816 --> 00:11:31,834
Speedy boarding?
175
00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:32,901
Oh yes please.
176
00:11:39,783 --> 00:11:41,660
We have a problem.
177
00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:43,805
Yeah?
178
00:11:43,829 --> 00:11:46,641
Olga Percival, your
lady friend here.
179
00:11:46,665 --> 00:11:47,975
No, my mother.
180
00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:49,143
Well she is in our records.
181
00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:50,436
We have all the
relevant data for her,
182
00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:52,855
passport number,
national insurance.
183
00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:57,884
She is a British citizen,
single, no children.
184
00:11:58,802 --> 00:12:00,488
But that's, so
what are you saying?
185
00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:03,056
What I'm saying is we have
no record for you, nothing.
186
00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:07,829
Mum?
187
00:12:07,853 --> 00:12:09,455
It's all perfectly
simple really you just
188
00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:11,707
apply for naturalization,
obtain the certificate,
189
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,209
surrender the old
passport, get the surrender
190
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:15,610
certificate and then
apply for a British one.
191
00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:19,048
Obtain the British
passport, apply for the OCI,
192
00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:21,283
there's a little exam, and
then get hold of the OCI.
193
00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:26,639
Two years, tops,
should all be sorted.
194
00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:29,016
Of course by then who knows
who we'll be letting in?
195
00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:30,250
Might not even be worth it.
196
00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:34,856
Sorry, sorry I don't quite
get what you're saying.
197
00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:37,733
Can you just repeat everything
you just said again please?
198
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:40,194
You are not a British citizen.
199
00:12:40,218 --> 00:12:43,489
I mean we couldn't even find
a birth certificate for you.
200
00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:44,408
And to be frank there are easier
201
00:12:44,432 --> 00:12:45,992
obtaining a passport.
202
00:12:46,016 --> 00:12:48,327
Mum, Mum could you
please tell me what
203
00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:50,997
the bloody hell
is going on here?
204
00:12:51,021 --> 00:12:53,440
I think you may be, you know.
205
00:12:54,816 --> 00:12:55,835
I might be what, adopted?
206
00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:57,402
No, of course not.
207
00:12:58,653 --> 00:13:02,508
Look, think about
it, the way you are.
208
00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:03,759
You know what I mean right?
209
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,076
No, no I don't.
210
00:13:07,078 --> 00:13:10,975
I think you may be French.
211
00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:13,060
French?
212
00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:14,937
What do you mean French?
213
00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:17,148
You know, from France, French.
214
00:13:17,172 --> 00:13:19,525
Mum Mum, but my name's
Martin, Ron Martin.
215
00:13:19,549 --> 00:13:20,943
And how the bloody
hell could I be French?
216
00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:22,028
Actually it's probably
pronounced Martin.
217
00:13:22,052 --> 00:13:25,072
No it's Martin, Ron Martin.
218
00:13:25,096 --> 00:13:27,074
Ron Martin.
219
00:13:27,098 --> 00:13:30,077
- Martin.
- Martin.
220
00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:30,996
Martin, Martin.
221
00:13:31,020 --> 00:13:34,665
No, no, Martin, Ron Martin.
222
00:13:34,689 --> 00:13:35,689
Martin.
223
00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:40,129
Martin, Martin, Ron Martin.
224
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:41,631
Martin, Martin.
225
00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:43,823
Listen you pompous
asshole, it's Martin.
226
00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:52,475
Oi, I don't know about him
but I am a British citizen.
227
00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:54,000
I have my rights.
228
00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:59,023
(Speaking in foreign language)
229
00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:01,925
(dramatic music)
230
00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:07,097
Let me explain, let me explain.
231
00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:10,396
You've got to think about
it, I's not that bad.
232
00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:11,662
What do you mean.
233
00:14:11,686 --> 00:14:12,954
How could it be any worse Mum?
234
00:14:12,978 --> 00:14:14,956
Honestly how could
it be any worse?
235
00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:17,708
Well you could be a German.
236
00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:21,212
It was a Hindu, so we, we
got the ferry to the Calais.
237
00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:25,091
And then from the
ferry we got the coach
238
00:14:25,115 --> 00:14:26,884
and then I fell in love.
239
00:14:26,908 --> 00:14:29,929
Right you fell in love with
a coach driver, yeah right.
240
00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:31,472
Yeah how'd you know?
241
00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:33,265
We could take it
as a free holiday.
242
00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:36,060
Free holiday, free holiday
my ass, Mum we are fucked.
243
00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:38,145
No we're not, I
mean think about it.
244
00:14:38,169 --> 00:14:39,188
We just got to get some money,
245
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:40,856
a cheap flight and
then that's it.
246
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,150
No Mum we're fucked, and
we don't even have that.
247
00:14:43,174 --> 00:14:44,814
Mum we have got nothing,
nothing, nothing.
248
00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:48,614
Oh will you stop
being so negative?
249
00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:50,015
Ron what are we?
250
00:14:51,516 --> 00:14:52,910
Freaking geez, I don't know.
251
00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:54,245
No.
252
00:14:54,269 --> 00:14:55,496
Well then what,
economic migrants?
253
00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:56,789
I ain't got a clue.
254
00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:58,833
We are British, we
can overcome anything.
255
00:14:58,857 --> 00:15:00,501
We used to own this land.
256
00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:02,169
Well no, actually
the French did.
257
00:15:02,193 --> 00:15:05,631
What about Saudia Arabia?
258
00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:06,632
What you mean in
Lawrence of Arabia?
259
00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:08,175
What about him anyway?
260
00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:09,593
Oh yeah him, or whatever
his fucking name is.
261
00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:10,512
Yeah what about him?
262
00:15:10,536 --> 00:15:12,096
Just shut up and listen.
263
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:13,264
I have been, I'm fucking
shutting up and I'm listening.
264
00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:14,488
What, what, I'm waiting, what?
265
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:18,269
Right, just take it easy
and look at this alright.
266
00:15:18,293 --> 00:15:19,937
This is where we are okay.
267
00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:21,856
So we just follow
the coast to Gharbia,
268
00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:24,817
reach Tangier, swim to
Gibraltar, get into Spain,
269
00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:28,529
Cordoba, llidza, Barcelona,
climb the Pyrenees,
270
00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:33,284
reach Toulouse, a little
bit more, and that is it.
271
00:15:33,308 --> 00:15:35,578
Great, great, and
I mean how are you
272
00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:37,163
planning to do all
that traveling?
273
00:15:37,187 --> 00:15:38,372
Apart from the fucking
climbing and the swimming
274
00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:40,482
what are we gonna do
Mum, what hitchhike?
275
00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:43,461
This is all you gotta
do, and it'll work.
276
00:15:43,485 --> 00:15:46,130
Just stop it Mum,
you're so embarrassing.
277
00:15:46,154 --> 00:15:47,864
Won't be when we get a lift.
278
00:15:49,074 --> 00:15:51,010
Hey, let's do this.
279
00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:53,495
(upbeat music)
280
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,273
(Speaking in foreign language)
281
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:05,192
Vidi, Vidi.
282
00:16:05,216 --> 00:16:07,902
Oh thank you so much Vidi.
283
00:16:07,926 --> 00:16:09,320
Me, welcome.
284
00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:10,428
Ah thank you.
285
00:16:13,348 --> 00:16:14,784
Where should I take you?
286
00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:15,808
Where to what?
287
00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:18,245
Tangier please.
288
00:16:18,269 --> 00:16:21,916
- Tangier (chuckles)
that's a long ride.
289
00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:24,168
Well it's your lucky day.
290
00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:25,235
Yes it is.
291
00:16:26,528 --> 00:16:29,465
I took this ride, only to
have to obtained, let's go.
292
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:30,657
Let's go to Tangier.
293
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:38,414
Mum Mum Mum this.
294
00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:41,477
How the hell are we
gonna pay for this ride?
295
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,437
I don't know, I'll figure
something out when we get there.
296
00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:45,189
With what?
297
00:16:45,213 --> 00:16:47,274
I'll give him a blow job.
298
00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:50,051
(upbeat music)
299
00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:54,323
So are you two married?
300
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:55,699
No, no of course not.
301
00:16:55,723 --> 00:16:57,034
Do you really think
I'd marry that there?
302
00:16:57,058 --> 00:16:59,537
Very lovely lady.
303
00:16:59,561 --> 00:17:01,163
So if you two are not married,
304
00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:03,374
just a little bit of
the hanky panky right?
305
00:17:03,398 --> 00:17:04,440
Hank.
306
00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:09,505
So siblings.
307
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,382
Yeah siblings,
yeah that's right.
308
00:17:11,406 --> 00:17:13,008
That's your sister.
309
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:15,410
She's not my, how do you
know she'd be my sister?
310
00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:17,805
So what do you do then?
311
00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:20,683
We ah, we run a...
312
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:22,852
Shipping, import and export.
313
00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:25,396
I'm married
myself, have a look.
314
00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:26,897
Aye, a little boy.
315
00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:29,150
Open it all up
please, come on.
316
00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:30,609
That one, seven.
317
00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:31,486
You must be a.
318
00:17:31,510 --> 00:17:33,821
A dad. (Laughing)
319
00:17:33,845 --> 00:17:35,072
Oh no, I mean happy.
320
00:17:35,096 --> 00:17:36,431
Yeah happy dad.
321
00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:39,994
What's your secret?
322
00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:42,079
Oh no no no, no.
323
00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:44,647
Just have to look
at a woman and bang.
324
00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:46,792
What do you mean?
325
00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:48,043
You know what I mean,
I'll get you pregnant
326
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,087
just with my eyes,
just a look and bang.
327
00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:50,838
Bang?
328
00:17:50,862 --> 00:17:51,630
Yeah.
329
00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:52,424
[Olga] Bang bang bang.
330
00:17:52,448 --> 00:17:53,674
Bang bang bang yeah.
331
00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:55,551
[Olga] Bang bang bang.
332
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:58,012
Oh please shut up.
333
00:17:58,036 --> 00:18:01,789
(singing in foreign language)
334
00:18:41,162 --> 00:18:42,681
What are you doing?
335
00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:44,725
Whoa you are quick.
336
00:18:44,749 --> 00:18:49,438
- Just leave me alone.
- And you're cute, like me.
337
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:50,981
Sometimes you have
to give it time
338
00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:52,691
and extra gently you know.
339
00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:53,859
Look mate I don't care.
340
00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:55,152
What are you doing?
341
00:18:55,176 --> 00:18:56,570
I'm trying to have a
piss, leave me alone.
342
00:18:56,594 --> 00:18:59,949
Hey listen to me, me and you
mother we're Just having fun.
343
00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:01,492
I don't care about my
Mum, you can go and do
344
00:19:01,516 --> 00:19:05,371
whatever mate, it don't
mean nothing to me.
345
00:19:05,395 --> 00:19:08,439
(crickets chirping)
346
00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:18,324
(door opens and closes)
347
00:19:20,535 --> 00:19:23,264
(Engine cranking)
348
00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:25,999
Hey hey hey hey,
hey whoa, hey.
349
00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:30,837
(tires squealing)
350
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,676
(upbeat music)
351
00:19:45,435 --> 00:19:47,645
What are you doing,
where is the cabbie?
352
00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:50,523
Having a piss.
353
00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:53,545
You've nicked the
cab haven't you?
354
00:19:53,569 --> 00:19:54,986
Yeah, yeah I have yeah.
355
00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:58,215
I don't believe,
you are unbelievable.
356
00:19:58,239 --> 00:20:00,009
I know why you've done this.
357
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:02,344
Every time someone
pays an interest in me,
358
00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:03,870
you do it to split us up.
359
00:20:10,293 --> 00:20:14,088
(singing in foreign language)
360
00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:30,914
So you just follow the north
361
00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:34,043
until you get a city
362
00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:39,113
till you reach
Malabata, you got that?
363
00:20:40,365 --> 00:20:41,759
Yeah listen, do you
mind if we stop off
364
00:20:41,783 --> 00:20:43,010
and get something
to eat first please?
365
00:20:43,034 --> 00:20:44,535
Absolutely starving.
366
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:51,403
[Olga] Alright
be back in a sec.
367
00:20:57,715 --> 00:21:00,218
(upbeat music)
368
00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:06,867
(Speaking in foreign language)
369
00:21:06,891 --> 00:21:07,910
What are you doing in my car?
370
00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:08,934
Are you a taxi?
371
00:21:09,727 --> 00:21:10,954
Yeah I'm a taxi.
372
00:21:10,978 --> 00:21:12,873
Then go go go,
go ahead, go ahead.
373
00:21:12,897 --> 00:21:13,897
Go drive.
374
00:21:15,024 --> 00:21:16,668
Which way are you going mate?
375
00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:18,420
[Passenger] Drive man.
376
00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:21,840
Alright.
377
00:21:21,864 --> 00:21:26,011
(Speaking in foreign language)
378
00:21:26,035 --> 00:21:27,954
Where we going mate?
379
00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:30,516
(Speaking in foreign language)
380
00:21:30,540 --> 00:21:32,142
Keep it straight then?
381
00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:34,210
Sorry, I'm so sorry man.
382
00:21:38,506 --> 00:21:40,341
Keep going right here?
383
00:21:41,592 --> 00:21:42,592
Whoo.
384
00:21:43,428 --> 00:21:45,596
Oh thank you very much.
385
00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:50,744
(Speaking in foreign language)
386
00:21:50,768 --> 00:21:51,954
What the bloody
hell do you want?
387
00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:53,997
(Speaking in foreign language)
388
00:21:54,021 --> 00:21:56,875
Castle what castle,
castle, castle what?
389
00:21:56,899 --> 00:21:59,002
(upbeat music)
390
00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:00,921
Alright then let's do it.
391
00:22:00,945 --> 00:22:03,614
(upbeat music)
392
00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:11,706
(Speaking in foreign language)
393
00:22:18,629 --> 00:22:20,065
I understand, I
understand straight.
394
00:22:20,089 --> 00:22:21,215
Money money money.
395
00:22:22,633 --> 00:22:26,029
Thank you.
396
00:22:26,053 --> 00:22:28,449
Thank you very much.
397
00:22:28,473 --> 00:22:32,035
My friend thank you
very much, now go.
398
00:22:32,059 --> 00:22:33,704
Where we go you have
to tell me, come on.
399
00:22:33,728 --> 00:22:37,124
Do I look like I'm
Moroccan? (Laughing)
400
00:22:37,148 --> 00:22:40,169
I'm not Moro an.
401
00:22:40,193 --> 00:22:43,839
Yeah so my name is Martin,
Ron Martin actually.
402
00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:45,323
I'm actually a little French.
403
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:47,259
You like French?
404
00:22:47,283 --> 00:22:49,470
(kids yelling)
405
00:22:49,494 --> 00:22:53,414
(Speaking in foreign language)
406
00:22:55,082 --> 00:23:00,046
Go where we go, you
tell me, which way?
407
00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:03,090
(upbeat music)
408
00:23:37,458 --> 00:23:40,378
Alright you are my
last job, where to?
409
00:23:43,673 --> 00:23:44,673
Shit!
410
00:23:45,716 --> 00:23:47,611
How the bloody hell
did you find me?
411
00:23:47,635 --> 00:23:49,363
An Englishman
in my fucking car.
412
00:23:49,387 --> 00:23:51,114
Nobody screws with my car.
413
00:23:51,138 --> 00:23:53,975
(punches landing)
414
00:23:57,144 --> 00:24:00,332
Where have you been?
415
00:24:00,356 --> 00:24:01,333
Where the bloody
hell have you been?
416
00:24:01,357 --> 00:24:02,709
Re have you been?
417
00:24:02,733 --> 00:24:04,294
I've been walking around
town just looking for you.
418
00:24:04,318 --> 00:24:05,587
Listen Mum you would not
believe what happened to me.
419
00:24:05,611 --> 00:24:08,006
Oh really, and I been sitting
here like a fucking moron.
420
00:24:08,030 --> 00:24:11,718
Don't worry, I've
421
00:24:11,742 --> 00:24:12,554
I've been driving around
like a fucking lunatic.
422
00:24:12,578 --> 00:24:14,179
I've got this.
423
00:24:14,203 --> 00:24:15,806
Idiot you've got
95 dirham bees.
424
00:24:15,830 --> 00:24:16,830
That's about
425
00:24:17,748 --> 00:24:18,809
six quid.
426
00:24:18,833 --> 00:24:20,018
What do you mean six quid?
427
00:24:20,042 --> 00:24:21,353
How do you know that's.
428
00:24:21,377 --> 00:24:23,730
Because whilst you
been playing cabbie
429
00:24:23,754 --> 00:24:26,024
I been sitting here
all day like a moron
430
00:24:26,048 --> 00:24:30,112
learning these, currency,
every fucking around the world.
431
00:24:30,136 --> 00:24:32,990
How would you fucking know,
now what are we gonna do?
432
00:24:33,014 --> 00:24:34,324
Nell what are we gonna do no.
433
00:24:34,348 --> 00:24:36,517
Name a country,
that is six quid.
434
00:24:38,561 --> 00:24:41,147
I tell you what we're
gonna do now, hand it over.
435
00:24:42,148 --> 00:24:43,441
Hand over what?
436
00:24:44,275 --> 00:24:45,669
Fine, I'm taking it.
437
00:24:45,693 --> 00:24:47,337
What do you mean,
where you going?
438
00:24:47,361 --> 00:24:48,446
To spend it.
439
00:24:49,655 --> 00:24:53,492
(singing in foreign language)
440
00:25:16,265 --> 00:25:17,683
See, Spain's just there.
441
00:25:19,143 --> 00:25:20,728
[Ron] So what do we do, swim?
442
00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:25,000
([Olga)] You wouldn't
last 10 minutes.
443
00:25:25,024 --> 00:25:29,236
[Ron] Well go on then,
you can go first, hop on.
444
00:25:30,905 --> 00:25:35,159
Look Mum, Mum, there's
something down there, look.
445
00:25:38,454 --> 00:25:41,082
(water lapping)
446
00:25:55,221 --> 00:25:56,782
(thunder rolling)
447
00:25:56,806 --> 00:25:59,433
(baby crying)
448
00:26:04,522 --> 00:26:08,126
♪ I'm forever blowing bubbles
449
00:26:08,150 --> 00:26:11,838
♪ Pretty bubbles in the air
450
00:26:11,862 --> 00:26:16,909
♪ They fly so high
they reach the sky ♪
451
00:26:18,077 --> 00:26:22,456
♪ Like my dreams
they fade and die ♪
452
00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:26,228
♪ Fortune's always hiding
453
00:26:26,252 --> 00:26:30,482
♪ I've looked everywhere
454
00:26:30,506 --> 00:26:34,569
♪ I'm forever blowing bubbles
455
00:26:34,593 --> 00:26:38,472
♪ Pretty bubbles in the air
456
00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:42,268
You used to sing that to me.
457
00:26:43,686 --> 00:26:45,414
Yeah I did.
458
00:26:45,438 --> 00:26:48,274
(thunder crashes)
459
00:26:49,734 --> 00:26:52,445
(dramatic music)
460
00:27:03,789 --> 00:27:06,625
(water lapping)
461
00:27:17,470 --> 00:27:20,097
(baby babbling)
462
00:27:26,896 --> 00:27:27,896
Mum.
463
00:27:28,814 --> 00:27:29,814
Mum, Mum.
464
00:27:31,317 --> 00:27:32,359
Mum wake up.
465
00:27:38,115 --> 00:27:42,804
How long have we been
floating in this shitter for?
466
00:27:42,828 --> 00:27:45,039
And where the bloody hell
has the Spanish coast gone?
467
00:27:50,669 --> 00:27:53,440
(Speaking in foreign language)
468
00:27:53,464 --> 00:27:54,357
We're gonna help hem.
469
00:27:54,381 --> 00:27:55,193
- Help them?
- Yeah.
470
00:27:55,217 --> 00:27:56,443
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.
471
00:27:56,467 --> 00:27:58,820
- Come on Ron.
- I don't know.
472
00:27:58,844 --> 00:28:00,363
- Come on Ron.
- Mom, I'm a bit.
473
00:28:00,387 --> 00:28:02,783
- Don't worry.
- I'm worried Mum.
474
00:28:02,807 --> 00:28:03,659
Are you sure?
475
00:28:03,683 --> 00:28:04,743
(baby crying)
476
00:28:04,767 --> 00:28:06,811
Come on Ron, let's go.
477
00:28:10,648 --> 00:28:13,126
Oh I'm so sorry.
478
00:28:13,150 --> 00:28:16,362
(All talking at once)
479
00:28:18,072 --> 00:28:19,198
Come on then.
480
00:28:23,327 --> 00:28:24,912
Hold on, hold on.
481
00:28:29,375 --> 00:28:30,375
Mum, Mum.
482
00:28:32,127 --> 00:28:33,313
I'm so sorry.
483
00:28:33,337 --> 00:28:34,880
Mum, another woman.
484
00:28:37,007 --> 00:28:38,276
[Olga] Come on darling.
485
00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:42,280
Oh my God, oh I'm so.
486
00:28:42,304 --> 00:28:43,848
Mum, Mum help, Mum!
487
00:28:44,890 --> 00:28:49,937
(all talking at once)
(baby crying)
488
00:29:00,489 --> 00:29:02,908
(somber music)
489
00:29:14,461 --> 00:29:17,798
(acoustic piano music)
490
00:29:27,933 --> 00:29:29,560
What do we do now?
491
00:29:32,479 --> 00:29:36,042
But Mum I'd do
absolutely anything
492
00:29:36,066 --> 00:29:39,570
to have my recliner
and a nice cheese roll.
493
00:29:41,071 --> 00:29:42,071
Oh you're so stupid.
494
00:29:43,908 --> 00:29:45,385
Unbelievable.
495
00:29:45,409 --> 00:29:46,970
If you had just said
said sorry right
496
00:29:46,994 --> 00:29:48,138
I'd not be out here about
to be eaten by sharks.
497
00:29:48,162 --> 00:29:50,539
Alright Ron, I get it alright.
498
00:29:53,918 --> 00:29:56,229
Would you look at me?
499
00:29:56,253 --> 00:29:57,064
You just cannot say it can you?
500
00:29:57,088 --> 00:29:58,106
Say what?
501
00:29:58,130 --> 00:29:59,130
The magic words.
502
00:30:00,049 --> 00:30:02,134
Abra fucking cadabra.
503
00:30:04,011 --> 00:30:05,614
Do you know what?
504
00:30:05,638 --> 00:30:07,866
This is what war's
all about Mum.
505
00:30:07,890 --> 00:30:08,950
Century after century
people fighting
506
00:30:08,974 --> 00:30:11,143
all because of the
same bloody thing.
507
00:30:12,561 --> 00:30:13,938
What, sandwich stealers?
508
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:19,127
Being unable to
accept an apologize Mum,
509
00:30:19,151 --> 00:30:21,671
being incapable
of assuming blame.
510
00:30:21,695 --> 00:30:25,759
It's about understanding and
being respectful to others.
511
00:30:25,783 --> 00:30:28,136
(laughing)
512
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:32,098
Oh God, you truly
are a bloody bloker.
513
00:30:32,122 --> 00:30:34,166
(laughing)
514
00:30:37,378 --> 00:30:38,378
So funny.
515
00:30:48,138 --> 00:30:50,408
Ron what are you doing?
516
00:30:50,432 --> 00:30:52,535
Ron come back here.
517
00:30:52,559 --> 00:30:53,686
Alright Ron I'm sorry.
518
00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:57,207
(dramatic music)
519
00:30:57,231 --> 00:30:58,231
Ron I'm sorry.
520
00:30:59,441 --> 00:31:01,568
I said I'm freaking sorry!
521
00:31:04,363 --> 00:31:08,075
Come on Mum, pedal
pedal, pedal Mum, pedal.
522
00:31:13,831 --> 00:31:16,333
(calm music)
523
00:31:35,644 --> 00:31:38,689
(crickets chirping)
524
00:31:43,610 --> 00:31:45,088
Shit.
525
00:31:45,112 --> 00:31:46,655
Shit, shit, shit.
526
00:31:48,032 --> 00:31:50,051
Mum, Mum, Mum, Mum.
527
00:31:50,075 --> 00:31:51,177
Ron.
528
00:31:51,201 --> 00:31:52,345
[Ron] Mum, Mum,
Mum I can't move.
529
00:31:52,369 --> 00:31:53,346
Ron?
530
00:31:53,370 --> 00:31:55,581
[Ron] Shit, shit, oh shit.
531
00:31:56,749 --> 00:31:58,143
- Oh my God.
- Mum.
532
00:31:58,167 --> 00:32:01,813
My God Ron neither can I.
533
00:32:01,837 --> 00:32:03,047
Ron I can't move.
534
00:32:04,715 --> 00:32:06,258
Mum help, help!
535
00:32:07,551 --> 00:32:09,762
- Help, help!
- Help, help!
536
00:32:15,851 --> 00:32:17,227
Ron are you still there?
537
00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:22,167
No, no Mum I'm not I've
just gone for a quick walk.
538
00:32:22,191 --> 00:32:24,085
But don't worry I'll be later.
539
00:32:24,109 --> 00:32:25,444
It's not funny.
540
00:32:26,904 --> 00:32:29,299
I can't even feel my
arms and legs anymore.
541
00:32:29,323 --> 00:32:30,967
What do want me
to do about it Mum?
542
00:32:30,991 --> 00:32:32,886
What do you want a massage.
543
00:32:32,910 --> 00:32:34,679
Come to me I'll give
you a fucking massage.
544
00:32:34,703 --> 00:32:37,057
(both talking at once)
545
00:32:37,081 --> 00:32:39,517
Wait, don't fuck, do you really
think this is appropriate?
546
00:32:39,541 --> 00:32:40,769
(grunting)
547
00:32:40,793 --> 00:32:42,145
Help, help!
548
00:32:42,169 --> 00:32:44,421
- Help, help!
- Help, help!
549
00:32:45,631 --> 00:32:48,425
(upbeat music)
550
00:32:56,266 --> 00:32:59,812
(geiger counter whining)
551
00:33:04,525 --> 00:33:06,443
What a crap holiday.
552
00:33:07,653 --> 00:33:09,964
I need to get to tomorrow
I need my medicati.
553
00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:11,031
What medication?
554
00:33:12,241 --> 00:33:15,386
My selecta, luvox,
paxon, and prozac.
555
00:33:15,410 --> 00:33:18,098
It's just the stuff I
take to cope with you.
556
00:33:18,122 --> 00:33:20,374
Yeah so let me give you
a natural alternative.
557
00:33:21,875 --> 00:33:23,937
What is it you don't get Mum?
558
00:33:23,961 --> 00:33:26,439
Okay Ron, let's
not lose it okay?
559
00:33:26,463 --> 00:33:27,774
I mean we've got
to stick together
560
00:33:27,798 --> 00:33:29,734
if 'we want to get
out of this mess.
561
00:33:29,758 --> 00:33:30,801
I'm done with you.
562
00:33:32,845 --> 00:33:34,489
Now listen wait.
563
00:33:34,513 --> 00:33:36,533
I mean don't you fucking want
to end up and be a Brit again,
564
00:33:36,557 --> 00:33:39,143
and get your birth certificate,
and meet your father?
565
00:33:39,977 --> 00:33:41,371
What did you just say?
566
00:33:41,395 --> 00:33:42,729
You heard me.
567
00:33:43,605 --> 00:33:44,375
My father?
568
00:33:44,399 --> 00:33:45,667
Yes, your father.
569
00:33:45,691 --> 00:33:46,585
But you don't
know where he is.
570
00:33:46,609 --> 00:33:48,419
Oh I do, he's in Calais.
571
00:33:48,443 --> 00:33:49,796
What Calais?
572
00:33:49,820 --> 00:33:51,297
Well yeah that's what I
see in the letters he sends.
573
00:33:51,321 --> 00:33:52,465
Birthday and stuff.
574
00:33:52,489 --> 00:33:55,468
Hang on, he sends me
letters on my birthday?
575
00:33:55,492 --> 00:33:56,970
Every year with the money.
576
00:33:56,994 --> 00:33:58,888
What money?
577
00:33:58,912 --> 00:34:00,640
For nappies and stuff.
578
00:34:00,664 --> 00:34:02,332
Mum, I'm 21.
579
00:34:03,542 --> 00:34:06,688
Listen right, I want me
money, and I want my father.
580
00:34:06,712 --> 00:34:09,440
And what a bloody hell
is he doing in Calais?
581
00:34:09,464 --> 00:34:11,192
I don't know, I mean he's
working on fish markets
582
00:34:11,216 --> 00:34:13,260
or dealing with
refugees like us.
583
00:34:16,555 --> 00:34:17,555
Hey.
584
00:34:18,891 --> 00:34:20,726
You want to go and
585
00:34:21,768 --> 00:34:23,496
(laughing)
586
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:25,564
Stick with me and
I'll think about it.
587
00:34:27,107 --> 00:34:29,169
Forget it, now way.
588
00:34:29,193 --> 00:34:32,696
I swore I would never ever
do that again, no way.
589
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:38,869
♪ I'll give you one night
only for your eyes only ♪
590
00:34:40,704 --> 00:34:45,709
> Oh oh oh.
591
00:34:47,252 --> 00:34:49,856
♪ Like an eagle in the
sky you can't control it ♪
592
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:51,274
♪ There's a magic in my eyes
593
00:34:51,298 --> 00:34:55,612
♪ And I can't stop
it burning down ♪
594
00:34:55,636 --> 00:34:56,946
♪ On the edge of tonight
595
00:34:56,970 --> 00:34:59,574
♪ 'Cause tomorrow we'll
be owning the world ♪
596
00:34:59,598 --> 00:35:04,561
♪ You know like
pure white gold ♪
597
00:35:06,438 --> 00:35:11,485
♪ I'll give you one night
only for your eyes only ♪
598
00:35:13,111 --> 00:35:17,634
♪ Forever forever forever
599
00:35:17,658 --> 00:35:22,746
♪ This is how we burn
600
00:35:23,664 --> 00:35:26,833
♪ This is how we burn
601
00:35:32,756 --> 00:35:34,508
Wow, wow wow wow.
602
00:35:36,677 --> 00:35:38,571
Wow ladies and gentlemen.
603
00:35:38,595 --> 00:35:42,575
For the rest of the folks
in the place, fantastic.
604
00:35:42,599 --> 00:35:46,955
Wow wow wow, now remember,
you don't forget to vote.
605
00:35:46,979 --> 00:35:49,082
So give me your
tickets, very important.
606
00:35:49,106 --> 00:35:51,876
Pineapple up here on the
bar, make them count.
607
00:35:51,900 --> 00:35:55,838
Now then, this is what
we're waiting for.
608
00:35:55,862 --> 00:35:58,299
This next contestant
needs no introduction.
609
00:35:58,323 --> 00:36:01,368
She is the magnificent,
the majestic.
610
00:36:03,704 --> 00:36:07,708
(Speaking in foreign language)
611
00:36:08,792 --> 00:36:11,545
(upbeat music)
612
00:36:18,677 --> 00:36:22,723
(singing in foreign language)
613
00:36:55,213 --> 00:36:58,943
Fuck, say Mum what
are you so happy about?
614
00:36:58,967 --> 00:37:01,219
Can't you hear the way
they're cheering her?
615
00:37:03,805 --> 00:37:08,852
You know son, sometimes all
you need in life is a pen.
616
00:37:13,940 --> 00:37:15,859
What do you mean pen?
617
00:37:18,904 --> 00:37:19,904
Now get a pen,
618
00:37:21,281 --> 00:37:22,908
I'll check our names,
619
00:37:24,451 --> 00:37:27,996
and you drop them in
the fucking pineapple.
620
00:37:30,248 --> 00:37:32,918
(upbeat music)
621
00:37:44,930 --> 00:37:48,892
(Audience cheers a applauds)
622
00:37:51,061 --> 00:37:52,330
Sounds like we all night!
623
00:37:52,354 --> 00:37:56,042
(Audience cheers a applauds)
624
00:37:56,066 --> 00:37:57,919
Can I have just that one
more round of applause
625
00:37:57,943 --> 00:37:59,128
for all of our
acts this evening?
626
00:37:59,152 --> 00:38:03,031
(Audience cheers a applauds)
627
00:38:04,950 --> 00:38:08,262
Now then, now then, quiet quiet.
628
00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:10,765
Here is that time of the night.
629
00:38:10,789 --> 00:38:15,103
We're gonna find out who's
000 Euro prize
630
00:38:15,127 --> 00:38:20,173
for the 20th anniversary of
our Magic Singing Competition.
631
00:38:21,341 --> 00:38:24,386
Now the votes have been
counted and verified.
632
00:38:25,220 --> 00:38:29,409
(Audience cheers a applauds)
633
00:38:29,433 --> 00:38:30,451
And in this lovely gold envelope
634
00:38:30,475 --> 00:38:32,412
right here I have the winner.
635
00:38:32,436 --> 00:38:34,122
You ready?
636
00:38:34,146 --> 00:38:35,856
Can I get a drum roll?
637
00:38:39,401 --> 00:38:40,944
And the winner is.
638
00:38:43,989 --> 00:38:45,883
Paloma Benitez!
639
00:38:45,907 --> 00:38:49,929
(Audience cheers a applauds)
640
00:38:49,953 --> 00:38:53,748
(singing in foreign language)
641
00:38:58,170 --> 00:39:00,547
What the hell did you do?
642
00:39:01,923 --> 00:39:03,192
I marked the freaking cards
643
00:39:03,216 --> 00:39:05,236
and I put them in the
apple like you said.
644
00:39:05,260 --> 00:39:07,554
I said fucking pineapple.
645
00:39:10,015 --> 00:39:11,057
You idiot.
646
00:39:14,227 --> 00:39:15,770
Hey, whoo yeah.
647
00:39:20,150 --> 00:39:22,044
(Speaking in foreign language)
648
00:39:22,068 --> 00:39:23,671
Congratulations.
649
00:39:23,695 --> 00:39:25,047
(Speaking in foreign language)
650
00:39:25,071 --> 00:39:28,009
So you here for a few days?
651
00:39:28,033 --> 00:39:32,263
No, no we're stuck in this
shit hole with no place to go.
652
00:39:32,287 --> 00:39:34,640
No hotel, no place, no?
653
00:39:34,664 --> 00:39:36,225
No we don't either.
654
00:39:36,249 --> 00:39:38,752
We just dig a hole |n
the sand like a tortoise
655
00:39:39,836 --> 00:39:44,192
(speaking in foreign language)
656
00:39:44,216 --> 00:39:45,258
He's a little bit slow.
657
00:39:46,301 --> 00:39:48,696
Slow, I like slow yeah.
658
00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:50,656
Listen here sweet y
yeah, why don't you just
659
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:52,116
leave us alone and take
your tits and ass with you.
660
00:39:52,140 --> 00:39:53,850
Now just fuck off.
661
00:39:55,685 --> 00:39:56,538
A\ - Okay.
662
00:39:56,562 --> 00:39:57,729
No stay, stay, stay.
663
00:39:59,481 --> 00:40:04,528
Listen to him, stay
stay, the matching man.
664
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:06,631
Can't you just see the bitch.
665
00:40:06,655 --> 00:40:08,174
Just up and
666
00:40:08,198 --> 00:40:09,258
you've been putting this off?
667
00:40:09,282 --> 00:40:10,177
Is it just to piss
me off or have you
668
00:40:10,201 --> 00:40:11,969
got some sort of higher purpose?
669
00:40:11,993 --> 00:40:13,245
No higher purpose no.
670
00:40:16,164 --> 00:40:17,249
You're funny yeah.
671
00:40:19,668 --> 00:40:20,668
Come.
672
00:40:21,795 --> 00:40:23,296
Yes, I have a bed.
673
00:40:24,881 --> 00:40:25,651
A bed?
674
00:40:25,675 --> 00:40:26,984
Yeah a bed.
675
00:40:27,008 --> 00:40:30,804
(singing in foreign language)
676
00:40:54,786 --> 00:40:55,786
My house.
677
00:40:57,831 --> 00:40:58,915
Is that it?
678
00:41:00,333 --> 00:41:02,478
(crickets chirping)
679
00:41:02,502 --> 00:41:03,628
We love it.
680
00:41:18,310 --> 00:41:21,646
(light jazz piano music)
681
00:41:37,829 --> 00:41:39,473
What are you some
kind of hippie?
682
00:41:39,497 --> 00:41:43,376
(Speaking in foreign language)
683
00:41:46,004 --> 00:41:46,940
You smoke pot?
684
00:41:46,964 --> 00:41:48,214
Mother mother, mother please.
685
00:41:52,427 --> 00:41:53,970
Score some pot.
686
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:02,288
Here.
687
00:42:02,312 --> 00:42:03,312
Smoke.
688
00:42:04,481 --> 00:42:05,523
You too?
689
00:42:08,610 --> 00:42:09,694
To the beach.
690
00:42:12,572 --> 00:42:13,572
Vamonos.
691
00:42:17,243 --> 00:42:20,622
(light jazz piano music)
692
00:42:29,506 --> 00:42:32,717
Ck and roll mus.
693
00:42:34,678 --> 00:42:42,678
♪ You give me your love
you give me your love ♪
694
00:42:48,650 --> 00:42:53,238
♪ Won't you give me
baby I need it yeah ♪
695
00:43:00,495 --> 00:43:03,540
And I like your
eyes, they are so big.
696
00:43:05,792 --> 00:43:08,646
If we had children together
they'd be so beautiful.
697
00:43:08,670 --> 00:43:09,855
What?
698
00:43:09,879 --> 00:43:10,691
Tell me about you.
699
00:43:10,715 --> 00:43:12,525
Me?
700
00:43:12,549 --> 00:43:14,485
(Speaking in foreign language)
701
00:43:14,509 --> 00:43:19,556
Well it seems that I'm not
always who I thought I was.
702
00:43:21,683 --> 00:43:25,454
(Speaking in foreign language)
703
00:43:25,478 --> 00:43:26,478
Well I'm,
704
00:43:27,188 --> 00:43:28,565
I'm not a Brit.
705
00:43:29,899 --> 00:43:31,377
(Speaking in foreign language)
706
00:43:31,401 --> 00:43:32,777
Of course you are British.
707
00:43:34,696 --> 00:43:38,509
Drink beer, and more beer,
708
00:43:38,533 --> 00:43:41,202
and get a walk,
and look both ways.
709
00:43:46,458 --> 00:43:47,667
Just forget about it.
710
00:43:49,836 --> 00:43:51,171
I work in telemarketing.
711
00:43:52,505 --> 00:43:53,505
In tele?
712
00:43:54,507 --> 00:43:58,696
See hello, ring
ring, ring ring.
713
00:43:58,720 --> 00:44:00,781
(Speaking in foreign language)
714
00:44:00,805 --> 00:44:02,616
Hello Miss I
understand you must be
715
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:04,517
at least 87 years
old is that correct?
716
00:44:05,310 --> 00:44:06,936
Fantastic, fantastic.
717
00:44:09,147 --> 00:44:10,624
Would you be interested in our
718
00:44:10,648 --> 00:44:12,042
lifelong health insurance offer?
719
00:44:12,066 --> 00:44:14,545
Honestly, it's not too late.
720
00:44:14,569 --> 00:44:16,279
Poor people, that's.
721
00:44:17,322 --> 00:44:20,176
It's not, it's not.
722
00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:21,427
Yeah it is.
723
00:44:21,451 --> 00:44:23,179
It's not, I don't ac
724
00:44:23,203 --> 00:44:24,764
my job glad like
that to be honest.
725
00:44:24,788 --> 00:44:27,516
I see my job being
more like a therapist.
726
00:44:27,540 --> 00:44:28,540
No honestly.
727
00:44:29,876 --> 00:44:33,606
People who would
always, under pressure,
728
00:44:33,630 --> 00:44:36,192
trapped in their jobs, pisse
off with their loved ones,
729
00:44:36,216 --> 00:44:38,218
or their neighbors,
or their bosses,
730
00:44:39,636 --> 00:44:42,055
or even the dick head who drives
too slow in the fast lane.
731
00:44:44,724 --> 00:44:46,768
Well that's where I
come in, I call them up.
732
00:44:48,686 --> 00:44:51,856
They insult me, they let it
rip, they slam the phone down.
733
00:44:52,941 --> 00:44:54,627
Then suddenly they actually feel
734
00:44:54,651 --> 00:44:56,027
much better by themselves.
735
00:45:00,907 --> 00:45:01,907
You're crazy.
736
00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:03,743
I like it.
737
00:45:06,746 --> 00:45:07,789
Yes?
738
00:45:10,124 --> 00:45:13,336
So, so what about you?
739
00:45:15,213 --> 00:45:16,213
Me?
740
00:45:19,092 --> 00:45:22,804
I just want 10 sing, you
know, touch people's hearts.
741
00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:25,241
(Speaking in foreign language)
742
00:45:25,265 --> 00:45:26,909
But I also ring ring ring.
743
00:45:26,933 --> 00:45:30,746
Wait you're also on the
racket making phone calls?
744
00:45:30,770 --> 00:45:33,314
No Carino, mine a solicitor.
745
00:45:35,650 --> 00:45:37,902
Ring ring ring.
746
00:45:39,404 --> 00:45:40,404
Ah yes, yes.
747
00:45:57,255 --> 00:45:59,549
I don't understand a
word but I love it.
748
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:04,989
Ah I'm never gonna
make it here you know.
749
00:46:05,013 --> 00:46:09,618
I've been doing that for
two years, and for what?
750
00:46:09,642 --> 00:46:12,955
No come please, please
come to England with me.
751
00:46:12,979 --> 00:46:15,440
Honestly with your
voice, your accent.
752
00:46:16,858 --> 00:46:21,070
I could get you a job anywhere.
753
00:46:24,866 --> 00:46:26,075
You're crazy.
754
00:46:30,413 --> 00:46:32,415
You're a crazy guy
with a big heart.
755
00:46:34,042 --> 00:46:37,003
(inspirational music)
756
00:46:49,140 --> 00:46:52,369
(Olga screaming)
757
00:46:52,393 --> 00:46:53,288
Mum.
758
00:46:53,312 --> 00:46:56,940
(flames crackling loudly)
759
00:47:09,410 --> 00:47:10,662
Mum, Mum, Mum.
760
00:47:11,704 --> 00:47:15,017
(dramatic music)
(sirens blaring)
761
00:47:15,041 --> 00:47:17,102
I don't care just
let me see my mother.
762
00:47:17,126 --> 00:47:18,187
I don't care about
your good, I don't care
763
00:47:18,211 --> 00:47:21,065
'cause I want to
see my mother okay.
764
00:47:21,089 --> 00:47:22,608
I want to see my mother!
765
00:47:22,632 --> 00:47:25,569
You will see your
mother in the morning.
766
00:47:25,593 --> 00:47:27,154
I don't want to see my
mother in the morning.
767
00:47:27,178 --> 00:47:28,322
I need to see my mother now!
768
00:47:28,346 --> 00:47:32,392
(both shouting over each other)
769
00:47:35,603 --> 00:47:36,956
I don't speak Spanigh,
talk to me in English.
770
00:47:36,980 --> 00:47:37,998
Talk to me in English.
771
00:47:38,022 --> 00:47:39,333
I need to see my mother
now, I need my mother.
772
00:47:39,357 --> 00:47:41,752
Go home, go the
fucking home okay.
773
00:47:41,776 --> 00:47:44,380
I'm fucking tired of you,
so go home and relax.
774
00:47:44,404 --> 00:47:46,006
Me go home.
775
00:47:46,030 --> 00:47:47,758
Go the fucking home.
776
00:47:47,782 --> 00:47:49,218
Go home, you want
to tell me to go home?
777
00:47:49,242 --> 00:47:50,136
Go home.
778
00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:51,220
Home, I'll give you home.
779
00:47:51,244 --> 00:47:54,080
(punches landing)
780
00:48:12,557 --> 00:48:13,742
I just want to see my mother.
781
00:48:13,766 --> 00:48:15,035
She's in good hands.
782
00:48:15,059 --> 00:48:16,829
That bastard, he
told me to go home.
783
00:48:16,853 --> 00:48:18,133
So what is he supposed to say?
784
00:48:23,401 --> 00:48:26,070
You know on my fucking
Birthday one year right.
785
00:48:27,196 --> 00:48:30,241
I had this huge huge
bust up with her.
786
00:48:31,617 --> 00:48:36,706
So what I done was
I packed my bags and
787
00:48:37,457 --> 00:48:38,708
well I told her to go to hell.
788
00:48:40,918 --> 00:48:41,813
And then when she saw me going
789
00:48:41,837 --> 00:48:44,255
through the door, she collapsed.
790
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:49,594
The next day was probably
1e worst day in my life.
791
00:48:52,263 --> 00:48:54,599
The doctor found something
in her small intestine.
792
00:48:57,769 --> 00:48:58,769
It was a tumor.
793
00:49:01,230 --> 00:49:02,440
She has cancer?
794
00:49:05,026 --> 00:49:07,880
Night after night I'd lie
awake trying to figure out
795
00:49:07,904 --> 00:49:10,215
how I could take
ck all the horrible
796
00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:12,158
horrible things I've
said and done but,
797
00:49:14,368 --> 00:49:15,368
I couldn't.
798
00:49:17,955 --> 00:49:18,955
I felt so alone.
799
00:49:22,043 --> 00:49:25,981
You're here with me now,
$0 go easy on yourself.
800
00:49:26,005 --> 00:49:28,025
(Speaking in foreign language)
801
00:49:28,049 --> 00:49:32,613
Know, I leave my
parents 12 years ago.
802
00:49:32,637 --> 00:49:34,198
(Speaking in foreign language)
803
00:49:34,222 --> 00:49:38,768
And I telephone twice,
to ask for dinero, money.
804
00:49:41,270 --> 00:49:43,523
I'm sure you had your reasons.
805
00:49:44,315 --> 00:49:45,358
Selfish.
806
00:49:46,317 --> 00:49:48,420
All I'm trying to
say is that you,
807
00:49:48,444 --> 00:49:50,004
(speaking in foreign
language) you know.
808
00:49:53,157 --> 00:49:56,828
You perfecto, you perfecto.
809
00:49:59,372 --> 00:50:00,414
What?
810
00:50:03,960 --> 00:50:05,002
You see that sign?
811
00:50:07,505 --> 00:50:09,399
Chapel second floor.
812
00:50:09,423 --> 00:50:12,343
Want to confess before
you die of nose blood?
813
00:50:15,763 --> 00:50:17,390
Fuck it, fuck it.
814
00:50:19,016 --> 00:50:21,662
Marry me, go on marry me.
815
00:50:21,686 --> 00:50:23,831
(Speaking in foreign language)
816
00:50:23,855 --> 00:50:25,165
No I'm serious marry me.
817
00:50:25,189 --> 00:50:26,084
(Speaking in foreign language)
818
00:50:26,108 --> 00:50:27,376
Seriously why not?
819
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:29,336
Marry me, come on
please marry me.
820
00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:30,504
(Speaking in foreign language)
821
00:50:30,528 --> 00:50:33,573
Look English right,
do you understand?
822
00:50:34,490 --> 00:50:38,870
Let's get married,
let's do it, why not?
823
00:50:40,997 --> 00:50:43,517
It's not funny. (Laughing)
824
00:50:43,541 --> 00:50:44,750
I'm serious, marry me.
825
00:50:46,377 --> 00:50:49,547
Look fuck it, just
do it, marry me.
826
00:50:55,636 --> 00:50:59,616
("Here comes the bride")
827
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:00,826
[Priest] Do you Ron Martin
828
00:51:00,850 --> 00:51:03,495
I'm sorry it's Martin.
829
00:51:03,519 --> 00:51:04,538
Mar?
830
00:51:04,562 --> 00:51:05,747
Yeah Martin.
831
00:51:05,771 --> 00:51:06,771
Martin?
832
00:51:09,442 --> 00:51:13,422
Do you Ron Martin,
take this woman,
833
00:51:13,446 --> 00:51:15,966
Paloma Benitez, to be
your lawfully wedded wife,
834
00:51:15,990 --> 00:51:19,118
to love and cherish for
better or for worse?
835
00:51:25,541 --> 00:51:27,269
Look.
836
00:51:27,293 --> 00:51:32,340
I've got some clothes for you,
very nice, very nice clothes.
837
00:51:35,134 --> 00:51:36,134
You okay Mum?
838
00:51:37,595 --> 00:51:38,638
[Paloma] Open the card.
839
00:51:40,181 --> 00:51:44,101
[Ron] Open it Mum go
on, go on open it go on.
840
00:51:56,822 --> 00:51:59,992
[Paloma] You'll need your
photo for the passport.
841
00:52:04,789 --> 00:52:05,831
How, what?
842
00:52:08,209 --> 00:52:09,811
How did you do this?
843
00:52:09,835 --> 00:52:13,357
Amigos I've got
friends in town.
844
00:52:13,381 --> 00:52:18,278
I pay all the price this
good money, all I have.
845
00:52:18,302 --> 00:52:21,865
They're legit Mum, I used
mine in the registry office.
846
00:52:21,889 --> 00:52:23,849
Me and Paloma we're
officially married.
847
00:52:30,856 --> 00:52:31,626
(Speaking in foreign language)
848
00:52:31,650 --> 00:52:32,692
What?
849
00:52:33,818 --> 00:52:35,653
Cheese.
850
00:52:36,946 --> 00:52:39,657
(upbeat music)
851
00:52:46,455 --> 00:52:47,455
Look Mum.
852
00:52:48,374 --> 00:52:49,768
What's this?
853
00:52:49,792 --> 00:52:52,670
I sold my wheels ♪ I rent a car, you a
854
00:52:57,550 --> 00:52:59,945
Hang on wait wait wait, wait.
855
00:52:59,969 --> 00:53:02,948
What about Paloma,
isn't she coming with us?
856
00:53:02,972 --> 00:53:06,868
I have to sort some things
you know, pay camping site.
857
00:53:06,892 --> 00:53:11,939
And in two or three weeks
I ' will be in Englatara.
858
00:53:13,107 --> 00:53:15,877
And in two to three
days Mum, we'll be home.
859
00:53:15,901 --> 00:53:16,671
Happy?
860
00:53:16,695 --> 00:53:17,796
Yeah.
861
00:53:17,820 --> 00:53:21,198
(acoustic piano music)
862
00:53:29,874 --> 00:53:32,418
(upbeat music)
863
00:53:55,858 --> 00:53:58,003
Whoo, we're going home.
864
00:53:58,027 --> 00:54:00,738
(upbeat music)
865
00:54:03,157 --> 00:54:06,970
& This is how we burn.
866
00:54:06,994 --> 00:54:08,079
Goodbye.
867
00:54:10,623 --> 00:54:11,767
Yes.
868
00:54:11,791 --> 00:54:15,169
I'm so happy Mum,
I can't believe it.
869
00:54:23,386 --> 00:54:25,971
(Horns honking)
870
00:54:38,943 --> 00:54:40,504
What's happening Mum?
871
00:54:40,528 --> 00:54:42,631
I don't know maybe they're
looking for terrorists.
872
00:54:42,655 --> 00:54:46,551
Maybe we should get
passports ready, here you go.
873
00:54:46,575 --> 00:54:48,303
(Horn honking)
874
00:54:48,327 --> 00:54:50,371
Take it easy Mum please.
875
00:54:51,414 --> 00:54:52,974
Can you get a move on?
876
00:54:52,998 --> 00:54:54,291
We've got jobs to go to.
877
00:54:55,418 --> 00:54:57,604
Mum, Mum you're
gonna get us arrested.
878
00:54:57,628 --> 00:54:58,897
Could you just slow down?
879
00:54:58,921 --> 00:55:01,674
(Horn honking)
880
00:55:04,385 --> 00:55:05,654
For fuck's sake Mum please.
881
00:55:05,678 --> 00:55:08,073
Just stop it would
you please, stop it?
882
00:55:08,097 --> 00:55:09,616
But I like it.
883
00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:10,534
(horn honks)
884
00:55:10,558 --> 00:55:11,493
Stop it.
885
00:55:11,517 --> 00:55:12,411
- (horn honks)
- Like it.
886
00:55:12,435 --> 00:55:13,370
Could you stop it please?
887
00:55:13,394 --> 00:55:14,287
- (horn honks)
- Like it.
888
00:55:14,311 --> 00:55:15,247
Mum please just stop it.
889
00:55:15,271 --> 00:55:16,081
- (horn honks)
- Like it.
890
00:55:16,105 --> 00:55:17,040
Stop it.
891
00:55:17,064 --> 00:55:17,959
- (horn honks)
- Like it.
892
00:55:17,983 --> 00:55:19,000
Could you stop doing that?
893
00:55:19,024 --> 00:55:20,127
Mum can you just
stop doing that?
894
00:55:20,151 --> 00:55:21,420
Mum stop it.
(horn honking repeatedly)
895
00:55:21,444 --> 00:55:22,338
You like it, you like
it, you like it, you...
896
00:55:22,362 --> 00:55:23,922
(horn honking repeatedly)
897
00:55:23,946 --> 00:55:25,090
Are you that much of an idiot?
898
00:55:25,114 --> 00:55:26,716
Stop it alright.
899
00:55:26,740 --> 00:55:28,093
Mum Mum alright don't blow
that, just stop it Mum Mum!
900
00:55:28,117 --> 00:55:29,761
(horn honking constantly)
901
00:55:29,785 --> 00:55:32,371
(bag exploding)
902
00:55:34,123 --> 00:55:36,208
(coughing)
903
00:55:40,629 --> 00:55:41,629
Mum.
904
00:55:43,883 --> 00:55:45,009
At the fuck is this shit?
905
00:55:48,137 --> 00:55:50,198
Take a guess.
906
00:55:50,222 --> 00:55:52,742
Who the bloody hell put
this shit in the car Mum?
907
00:55:52,766 --> 00:55:53,809
Take another guess.
908
00:55:57,980 --> 00:55:59,791
We've got to get
out of here Ron.
909
00:55:59,815 --> 00:56:02,085
I'm serious we've
910
00:56:02,109 --> 00:56:03,109
I A Ran? Ron, Ron?
911
00:56:03,861 --> 00:56:04,963
I thought she was the one.
912
00:56:04,987 --> 00:56:06,047
I thought she loved me Mum.
913
00:56:06,071 --> 00:56:07,674
(Horns honking)
914
00:56:07,698 --> 00:56:11,344
Listen Ron, the world's
a fucking bitch alright.
915
00:56:11,368 --> 00:56:12,912
Fuck it and move.
916
00:56:15,247 --> 00:56:18,977
Fuck get out of here,
get our of here now.
917
00:56:19,001 --> 00:56:21,438
(upbeat music)
918
00:56:21,462 --> 00:56:24,048
(alarm blaring)
919
00:56:28,135 --> 00:56:30,679
(upbeat music)
920
00:56:43,567 --> 00:56:45,212
I feel terrible Mum.
921
00:56:45,236 --> 00:56:46,403
I feel all crumbly inside.
922
00:56:47,571 --> 00:56:49,615
I don't know what to do.
923
00:56:51,325 --> 00:56:53,661
Let it go just
take a breather and
924
00:56:55,162 --> 00:56:57,164
walk away from it and
just (exhales) let it go.
925
00:56:59,959 --> 00:57:02,187
I've never felt
like this before.
926
00:57:02,211 --> 00:57:06,483
How long will it take
to get this out of me?
927
00:57:06,507 --> 00:57:09,069
I got this feeling
inside me Mum.
928
00:57:09,093 --> 00:57:11,220
(crying)
929
00:57:15,683 --> 00:57:17,977
Why did she do that to me, why?
930
00:57:21,855 --> 00:57:24,834
First of all you're
gonna feel in denial,
931
00:57:24,858 --> 00:57:27,152
and then you'll feel
all pissed off and then,
932
00:57:28,737 --> 00:57:30,322
and then a spot of depression.
933
00:57:31,282 --> 00:57:32,449
Finally you'll a
934
00:57:34,785 --> 00:57:37,454
you'll accept you're
a fucking muppet.
935
00:57:43,335 --> 00:57:46,213
Now, have you got our passports?
936
00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:53,804
Oh you idiot, not again.
937
00:57:55,306 --> 00:57:57,808
(upbeat music)
938
00:58:24,585 --> 00:58:27,129
(calm music)
939
00:58:48,359 --> 00:58:51,463
Well so where the
bloody hell are we now?
940
00:58:51,487 --> 00:58:52,464
Wait Mum, come let's
just take the car.
941
00:58:52,488 --> 00:58:54,382
No we can't, they'd
be looking for us.
942
00:58:54,406 --> 00:58:56,450
What's your plan then?
943
00:58:57,910 --> 00:58:59,578
Have a look, the Pyrenees.
944
00:59:01,497 --> 00:59:02,350
I really hope
you're not thinking
945
00:59:02,374 --> 00:59:03,975
what I think you're thinking.
946
00:59:03,999 --> 00:59:06,519
France is just
somewhere down there.
947
00:59:06,543 --> 00:59:07,543
Down there?
948
00:59:08,128 --> 00:59:09,672
Somewhere down there?
949
00:59:10,464 --> 00:59:12,901
Down fucking where Mum?
950
00:59:12,925 --> 00:59:16,154
What that street there,
just to the right of it?
951
00:59:16,178 --> 00:59:19,431
Mother we are never
ever gonna make that.
952
00:59:21,141 --> 00:59:24,520
(inspirational music)
953
00:59:27,523 --> 00:59:28,292
Mum?
954
00:59:28,316 --> 00:59:29,900
Yes, let's ramble.
955
00:59:38,367 --> 00:59:39,427
I'm walking fucking too.
956
00:59:39,451 --> 00:59:41,012
Can you just pace
yourself please?
957
00:59:41,036 --> 00:59:43,515
'Cause the faster we walk
the sooner we get there.
958
00:59:43,539 --> 00:59:46,542
(inspirational music)
959
01:00:12,776 --> 01:00:13,819
[Ron] Mum.
960
01:00:16,822 --> 01:00:17,822
Mum?
961
01:00:19,616 --> 01:00:22,870
(inspirational music)
962
01:01:11,460 --> 01:01:12,687
Hold on.
963
01:01:12,711 --> 01:01:15,088
I have to go to the ladies.
964
01:01:27,559 --> 01:01:28,870
I don't fucking believe it.
965
01:01:28,894 --> 01:01:29,913
Oh for fuck's sake
you got me a fright.
966
01:01:29,937 --> 01:01:31,164
Where the bloody hell
did you get that from?
967
01:01:31,188 --> 01:01:32,749
I got it from your.
968
01:01:32,773 --> 01:01:34,751
Just throw it away Mum,
seriously just throw it away.
969
01:01:34,775 --> 01:01:36,753
Are you crazy?
970
01:01:36,777 --> 01:01:39,464
This shit will get us
to France in no time.
971
01:01:39,488 --> 01:01:42,074
(upbeat music)
972
01:01:54,211 --> 01:01:55,211
France.
973
01:01:59,550 --> 01:02:02,845
(church bells ringing)
974
01:02:08,892 --> 01:02:11,854
(children playing)
975
01:02:13,814 --> 01:02:14,874
Listen.
976
01:02:14,898 --> 01:02:17,901
(inspirational music)
977
01:02:36,712 --> 01:02:37,712
Mum.
978
01:02:38,755 --> 01:02:40,024
Mum.
979
01:02:40,048 --> 01:02:43,260
(inspirational music)
980
01:02:47,055 --> 01:02:49,868
Come here, come
here, come here.
981
01:02:49,892 --> 01:02:52,895
(inspirational music)
982
01:03:19,171 --> 01:03:21,566
I've got money, and a
little bit left over.
983
01:03:21,590 --> 01:03:23,234
Mum those kids looked
like they were about eight,
984
01:03:23,258 --> 01:03:25,528
You’re so wrong, you
should act older Mum.
985
01:03:25,552 --> 01:03:28,781
Yeah shouldn't have
probably did that.
986
01:03:28,805 --> 01:03:29,700
You know what we should do
987
01:03:29,724 --> 01:03:31,034
now we're in France don't you?
988
01:03:31,058 --> 01:03:35,145
Get a car, and a bite to eat.
989
01:03:41,443 --> 01:03:45,364
(Speaking in foreign language)
990
01:03:52,704 --> 01:03:54,974
I don't know what he's saying
but what a lovely accent.
991
01:03:54,998 --> 01:03:59,169
Whatever you choose is all
simply delicious, delicious.
992
01:04:00,462 --> 01:04:03,173
Delicious.
993
01:04:04,299 --> 01:04:05,276
Delicious.
994
01:04:05,300 --> 01:04:07,970
Delicious, madam is delicious.
995
01:04:09,930 --> 01:04:12,408
Can you please, please
don't encourage her?
996
01:04:12,432 --> 01:04:13,475
Delicious.
997
01:04:16,895 --> 01:04:21,417
Listen, mother, she
an have the mutton.
998
01:04:21,441 --> 01:04:22,919
And I'll have the
cassoulet please.
999
01:04:22,943 --> 01:04:27,990
- Cassoulet, mutton (speaking)
in foreign language)
1000
01:04:29,616 --> 01:04:31,702
- Delicious.
- Delicious.
1001
01:04:33,161 --> 01:04:34,931
Sorry mate can you just
bring the bloody food alright.
1002
01:04:34,955 --> 01:04:36,724
Yeah I think we get
the point right.
1003
01:04:36,748 --> 01:04:39,185
Delicious, delicious.
1004
01:04:39,209 --> 01:04:40,228
[Waiter] Delicious.
1005
01:04:40,252 --> 01:04:41,294
Delicious.
1006
01:04:42,379 --> 01:04:43,481
Can you just,
everyone's looking at me.
1007
01:04:43,505 --> 01:04:45,340
An you stop it please?
1008
01:04:49,177 --> 01:04:51,155
Those were simply delicious.
1009
01:04:51,179 --> 01:04:53,223
Stop Mum, don't,
just stop please.
1010
01:04:54,016 --> 01:04:55,767
Listen, listen Mum.
1011
01:04:57,144 --> 01:05:00,188
We need to stop at Calais,
sort out my documents,
1012
01:05:02,774 --> 01:05:04,192
and then meet father.
1013
01:05:06,069 --> 01:05:07,362
Listen, what do you say?
1014
01:05:08,280 --> 01:05:09,549
I need to go and
powder me nose.
1015
01:05:09,573 --> 01:05:10,842
Mum, Mum please d
do this to me please.
1016
01:05:10,866 --> 01:05:11,866
Please Mum.
1017
01:05:15,787 --> 01:05:19,642
(Speaking in foreign language)
1018
01:05:19,666 --> 01:05:23,563
Oh excuse me I'm
looking for the ladies.
1019
01:05:23,587 --> 01:05:25,255
Let me show you.
1020
01:05:30,135 --> 01:05:32,971
(distant moaning)
1021
01:05:43,982 --> 01:05:47,110
(customers laughing)
1022
01:05:52,032 --> 01:05:57,120
(loud moaning)
(loud laughter)
1023
01:06:06,338 --> 01:06:10,526
(footsteps approaching)
1024
01:06:10,550 --> 01:06:12,445
So, what's for pudding?
1025
01:06:12,469 --> 01:06:14,572
I thought you
already had yours.
1026
01:06:14,596 --> 01:06:16,515
Listen Ron don't
be such a pain okay.
1027
01:06:18,058 --> 01:06:19,368
I'll take you to see your
father on one condition.
1028
01:06:19,392 --> 01:06:21,436
Listen, anything
you say, anything.
1029
01:06:22,979 --> 01:06:25,690
Well after you see him,
and you sort out your papers,
1030
01:06:27,150 --> 01:06:29,361
you promise me that you
never ever mention him again.
1031
01:06:30,904 --> 01:06:33,424
Bill please, bill.
1032
01:06:33,448 --> 01:06:34,467
(knocking on table)
1033
01:06:34,491 --> 01:06:37,220
No no, no no madam,
no no madam madam madam.
1034
01:06:37,244 --> 01:06:39,347
(Speaking in foreign language)
1035
01:06:39,371 --> 01:06:43,017
No no no take it and just
buy yourself something nice.
1036
01:06:43,041 --> 01:06:46,187
Shit shit, look look.
1037
01:06:46,211 --> 01:06:47,313
[Olga] What?
1038
01:06:47,337 --> 01:06:49,381
No look.
1039
01:06:51,091 --> 01:06:53,402
Tell me, translate.
1040
01:06:53,426 --> 01:06:55,196
Tell me what they're
saying please, explain.
1041
01:06:55,220 --> 01:06:58,265
Trafficking drug,
drug traffickers.
1042
01:06:59,432 --> 01:07:04,563
They have dismantled a
ring and the chap has been,
1043
01:07:05,856 --> 01:07:10,402
the chap I mean the chief,
the chief has been arrested.
1044
01:07:11,361 --> 01:07:12,839
And they're looking
for the two others.
1045
01:07:12,863 --> 01:07:17,617
Fernando, Fernando
something, and the girl...
1046
01:07:18,076 --> 01:07:18,971
Yeah the girl.
1047
01:07:18,995 --> 01:07:21,055
(Speaking in foreign language)
1048
01:07:21,079 --> 01:07:22,890
Maria, Maria what?
1049
01:07:22,914 --> 01:07:26,168
Apparently they use tourists,
1050
01:07:29,087 --> 01:07:33,008
idiots to move the drugs
from Spain to Europa.
1051
01:07:33,800 --> 01:07:35,111
[Olga] Idiots?
1052
01:07:35,135 --> 01:07:39,931
Idiots. (Speaking
in foreign language)
1053
01:07:46,521 --> 01:07:47,521
Nuts, nuts.
1054
01:07:49,608 --> 01:07:54,654
Morons, morons. (Speaking
in foreign language)
1055
01:08:00,035 --> 01:08:01,578
Leave me alone.
1056
01:08:03,538 --> 01:08:07,584
(Speaking in foreign language)
1057
01:08:14,674 --> 01:08:18,595
(Singing in foreign language)
1058
01:08:37,364 --> 01:08:38,633
Can you stop doing that
1059
01:08:38,657 --> 01:08:39,551
and concentrate on
the road please?
1060
01:08:39,575 --> 01:08:40,593
I'm just checking alright.
1061
01:08:40,617 --> 01:08:42,053
It's a hired car Ron.
1062
01:08:42,077 --> 01:08:43,536
So 'was the other one Mum.
1063
01:08:46,456 --> 01:08:48,333
No no I'm just really
nervous alright.
1064
01:08:49,292 --> 01:08:50,372
What if he doesn't like me?
1065
01:08:51,461 --> 01:08:53,356
What if he doesn't like me?
1066
01:08:53,380 --> 01:08:54,798
Be a man for once.
1067
01:08:58,677 --> 01:09:03,366
Go on ask me something.
1068
01:09:03,390 --> 01:09:04,683
Alright, alright I will.
1069
01:09:06,184 --> 01:09:07,727
Why did Dad really leave us?
1070
01:09:12,774 --> 01:09:16,194
Sick of shit,
dickhead, wife deserter.
1071
01:09:19,656 --> 01:09:22,760
No I can't see it,
clunker, no it's not here.
1072
01:09:22,784 --> 01:09:25,304
But oh hold on, there
is something here.
1073
01:09:25,328 --> 01:09:26,871
Leave me alone.
1074
01:09:28,540 --> 01:09:31,352
(Speaking in foreign language)
1075
01:09:31,376 --> 01:09:33,104
I know why Dad left
us, it's because of you.
1076
01:09:33,128 --> 01:09:35,773
It's of the way you are
right, it's your entire being,
1077
01:09:35,797 --> 01:09:37,817
that disgusting way your
fucking brain works.
1078
01:09:37,841 --> 01:09:39,986
You're fucked up right, you're
a fucking nightmare package.
1079
01:09:40,010 --> 01:09:43,781
No one, no one, absolutely
no one could put up with you,
1080
01:09:43,805 --> 01:09:45,515
Alright not even
a fucking saint.
1081
01:09:51,688 --> 01:09:54,649
(brake clicking)
1082
01:10:05,702 --> 01:10:08,747
You get this into
your thick head.
1083
01:10:10,332 --> 01:10:12,917
I'm doing this for
you, not for me.
1084
01:10:15,879 --> 01:10:17,898
Mum I'm really sorry,
I didn't mean that.
1085
01:10:17,922 --> 01:10:20,717
Oh no you're not, you're
fucking not sorry at all.
1086
01:10:22,886 --> 01:10:24,864
Let me tell you something.
1087
01:10:24,888 --> 01:10:26,574
The day you stop
judging people will be
1088
01:10:26,598 --> 01:10:29,327
the day they stop judging
you, and then maybe,
1089
01:10:29,351 --> 01:10:32,354
just maybe you can
join the party.
1090
01:10:36,649 --> 01:10:38,127
What party?
1091
01:10:38,151 --> 01:10:39,962
Engine crank
1092
01:10:39,986 --> 01:10:42,447
(upbeat music)
1093
01:10:47,327 --> 01:10:51,081
(Singing in foreign language)
1094
01:11:00,048 --> 01:11:01,609
Surely this is not it.
1095
01:11:01,633 --> 01:11:03,944
You sure this is
the right place?
1096
01:11:03,968 --> 01:11:05,404
[Olga] Let's get this
over and done with.
1097
01:11:05,428 --> 01:11:08,306
(knocking on door)
1098
01:11:12,227 --> 01:11:14,038
[Alfred} Olga?
1099
01:11:14,062 --> 01:11:15,062
Alf?
1100
01:11:18,024 --> 01:11:18,793
You look...
1101
01:11:18,817 --> 01:11:19,586
Older?
1102
01:11:19,610 --> 01:11:20,985
Yeah well, so do you.
1103
01:11:25,073 --> 01:11:27,075
You must be Ron, come on.
1104
01:11:27,992 --> 01:11:28,992
Oh my God.
1105
01:11:29,994 --> 01:11:30,889
Dad?
1106
01:11:30,913 --> 01:11:31,931
Right yeah okay you got...
1107
01:11:31,955 --> 01:11:32,849
No no no no no no.
1108
01:11:32,873 --> 01:11:35,726
Meet the family, stay for lunch.
1109
01:11:35,750 --> 01:11:36,936
Please.
1110
01:11:36,960 --> 01:11:38,560
Please come in,
come, come in, come in.
1111
01:11:53,435 --> 01:11:56,372
(Dog barks and whines)
1112
01:11:56,396 --> 01:11:57,623
French people love their dogs.
1113
01:11:57,647 --> 01:11:59,959
They're actually really
good for the soul.
1114
01:11:59,983 --> 01:12:03,629
Listen to you, the dog
expert, good for the soul.
1115
01:12:03,653 --> 01:12:05,339
I'm just stating
a 'well known fact.
1116
01:12:05,363 --> 01:12:06,882
They do bring happiness.
1117
01:12:06,906 --> 01:12:07,991
Maybe you should get one.
1118
01:12:09,409 --> 01:12:11,929
(Speaking in foreign language)
1119
01:12:11,953 --> 01:12:13,997
Let me introduce
you to my lovely wife.
1120
01:12:15,206 --> 01:12:16,249
Shannelle.
1121
01:12:17,167 --> 01:12:20,646
I see. (Speaking in
foreign language)
1122
01:12:20,670 --> 01:12:21,670
Hey.
1123
01:12:25,175 --> 01:12:28,279
This is our love
1124
01:12:28,303 --> 01:12:30,406
(speaking in foreign language)
1125
01:12:30,430 --> 01:12:31,407
What's his name?
1126
01:12:31,431 --> 01:12:33,159
Oh she's a bitch.
1127
01:12:33,183 --> 01:12:34,684
We call her Olga.
1128
01:12:36,603 --> 01:12:38,038
(dog growls)
1129
01:12:38,062 --> 01:12:39,748
(slap lands)
1130
01:12:39,772 --> 01:12:42,918
(dog barks)
1131
01:12:42,942 --> 01:12:44,378
(slap lands)
1132
01:12:44,402 --> 01:12:46,589
(dog barks)
1133
01:12:46,613 --> 01:12:48,424
Fucking bitch.
1134
01:12:48,448 --> 01:12:50,050
Here we go.
1135
01:12:50,074 --> 01:12:53,053
(dog growling)
1136
01:12:53,077 --> 01:12:54,430
Just have a sense of humor
's sake Mum seriously.
1137
01:12:54,454 --> 01:12:56,849
Look what you've done to
me, look what you've done,
1138
01:12:56,873 --> 01:12:58,350
you've just embarrassed
me down there, seriously.
1139
01:12:58,374 --> 01:13:01,061
You can fuck off
right, fuck off.
1140
01:13:01,085 --> 01:13:02,104
Just shut your mouth Mum.
1141
01:13:02,128 --> 01:13:03,522
No you shut yours.
1142
01:13:03,546 --> 01:13:04,441
Seriously, what have you
just done to me down there?
1143
01:13:04,465 --> 01:13:06,192
(Speaking in foreign language)
1144
01:13:06,216 --> 01:13:07,568
I haven't seen the
boy sense he was born.
1145
01:13:07,592 --> 01:13:08,944
Don't do this to me.
1146
01:13:08,968 --> 01:13:11,054
I want this woman
out of my house.
1147
01:13:15,225 --> 01:13:16,494
[Alfred] You like it Ron?
1148
01:13:16,518 --> 01:13:17,411
It's lovely, thank you.
1149
01:13:17,435 --> 01:13:18,435
Good.
1150
01:13:29,989 --> 01:13:31,199
Don't you enjoy the soup?
1151
01:13:33,326 --> 01:13:35,328
Or do you want some chips?
1152
01:13:39,165 --> 01:13:41,042
You lot are a
bunch of wankers.
1153
01:13:42,293 --> 01:13:44,146
Why don't you ask that
pratt why we came here
1154
01:13:44,170 --> 01:13:45,964
and then we can just piss off?
1155
01:13:50,677 --> 01:13:51,946
No no let her be, let her be.
1156
01:13:51,970 --> 01:13:54,347
She needs time to
adjust, and you too.
1157
01:13:56,975 --> 01:13:59,411
We've had a really
terrible few days Dad.
1158
01:13:59,435 --> 01:14:01,539
I'm really really
sorry for her behavior.
1159
01:14:01,563 --> 01:14:04,333
Dad, you let him call you Dad?
1160
01:14:04,357 --> 01:14:06,293
I'm his father, he can
call me Dad if he wants to.
1161
01:14:06,317 --> 01:14:08,254
Perfect, and why not Papa?
1162
01:14:08,278 --> 01:14:09,279
At an idiot.
1163
01:14:11,155 --> 01:14:13,366
Tell you what son,
never get married.
1164
01:14:15,326 --> 01:14:16,762
What is it you need?
1165
01:14:16,786 --> 01:14:17,786
Tell me.
1166
01:14:19,622 --> 01:14:22,268
You're a bitchy
little shit isn't ya?
1167
01:14:22,292 --> 01:14:25,336
Have a drink with me,
we both deserve it.
1168
01:14:28,715 --> 01:14:30,526
We'll sort it out.
1169
01:14:30,550 --> 01:14:33,070
I will speak to the company
lawyers to give us a hand.
1170
01:14:33,094 --> 01:14:35,406
You will get your
birth certificate.
1171
01:14:35,430 --> 01:14:36,639
It should take no time.
1172
01:14:37,724 --> 01:14:38,493
Happy?
1173
01:14:38,517 --> 01:14:39,994
- Yeah.
- Good.
1174
01:14:40,018 --> 01:14:40,786
[Ron] Yeah I'm
really happy yeah.
1175
01:14:40,810 --> 01:14:41,810
Perfect.
1176
01:14:43,354 --> 01:14:44,331
It's a new start.
1177
01:14:44,355 --> 01:14:46,792
That's what I want.
1178
01:14:46,816 --> 01:14:48,443
Good, that's good.
1179
01:14:59,495 --> 01:15:01,456
(snoring)
1180
01:15:02,957 --> 01:15:05,501
(calm music)
1181
01:15:38,493 --> 01:15:39,535
Oh my God.
1182
01:15:40,328 --> 01:15:42,747
(somber music)
1183
01:15:45,541 --> 01:15:50,481
[Shannelle] Olga (speaking
in foreign language) Olga.
1184
01:15:50,505 --> 01:15:55,027
Olga, Olga, oh my god, my
dog, what are you doing?
1185
01:15:55,051 --> 01:15:57,553
(somber music)
1186
01:16:04,185 --> 01:16:06,789
Oh my God leave him
alone, leave my dog alone.
1187
01:16:06,813 --> 01:16:09,625
Oh my God what are you doing?
1188
01:16:09,649 --> 01:16:10,834
Leave my dog alone.
1189
01:16:10,858 --> 01:16:12,836
Olga, oh God my dog is gone.
1190
01:16:12,860 --> 01:16:13,860
Olga!
1191
01:16:14,779 --> 01:16:17,591
(Olga coughs)
1192
01:16:17,615 --> 01:16:18,967
Baby, she must be okay.
1193
01:16:18,991 --> 01:16:22,078
God you're amazing.
1194
01:16:24,580 --> 01:16:26,624
Thank you, oh thank you.
1195
01:16:33,589 --> 01:16:34,484
I mean what did happen to him?
1196
01:16:34,508 --> 01:16:36,551
He was an absolute loser before.
1197
01:16:37,677 --> 01:16:39,613
He was he was working
for Transit Travel,
1198
01:16:39,637 --> 01:16:41,573
my father's company.
1199
01:16:41,597 --> 01:16:44,618
The bastard got me
pregnant, that's it
1200
01:16:44,642 --> 01:16:46,370
I don't know what
I was thinking.
1201
01:16:46,394 --> 01:16:47,288
Doesn't surprise me at all.
1202
01:16:47,312 --> 01:16:48,997
So he's still a loser then?
1203
01:16:49,021 --> 01:16:50,666
What have you got?
1204
01:16:50,690 --> 01:16:51,690
What I've got.
1205
01:16:53,526 --> 01:16:55,754
♪ Da da da da da
1206
01:16:55,778 --> 01:16:56,778
Here they are.
1207
01:16:58,698 --> 01:16:59,741
How did?
1208
01:17:00,700 --> 01:17:02,010
Really?
1209
01:17:02,034 --> 01:17:03,679
Is that real?
1210
01:17:03,703 --> 01:17:07,599
Oh well we had to bribe a
few people but yes they are.
1211
01:17:07,623 --> 01:17:09,935
Honestly Dad,
thank you so much.
1212
01:17:09,959 --> 01:17:11,979
[Olga] Thank you very much.
1213
01:17:12,003 --> 01:17:13,731
Thank you so much,
cheers to that.
1214
01:17:13,755 --> 01:17:15,715
Thinks, I mean thanks
not thinks, I mean thanks.
1215
01:17:17,717 --> 01:17:19,695
(laughing)
1216
01:17:19,719 --> 01:17:21,763
[Shannelle] Now you
can travel legally.
1217
01:17:22,597 --> 01:17:23,639
You know what?
1218
01:17:25,683 --> 01:17:26,683
Son.
1219
01:17:29,812 --> 01:17:30,582
Olga.
1220
01:17:30,606 --> 01:17:31,647
Yes?
1221
01:17:36,611 --> 01:17:38,756
Stay with us, stay with me.
1222
01:17:38,780 --> 01:17:39,716
(Shannelle coughing)
1223
01:17:39,740 --> 01:17:40,782
What?
1224
01:17:41,741 --> 01:17:42,825
Just a few weeks.
1225
01:17:44,035 --> 01:17:45,578
See if you like it here.
1226
01:17:46,829 --> 01:17:49,641
He can even stay a
couple of months.
1227
01:17:49,665 --> 01:17:50,560
[Ron] Really?
1228
01:17:50,584 --> 01:17:52,060
Yeah and your mother can come
1229
01:17:52,084 --> 01:17:54,128
and visit us anytime
she wants to, yeah.
1230
01:17:55,630 --> 01:17:56,839
You know what?
1231
01:17:58,591 --> 01:18:02,070
I want to be a good,
a real father to you.
1232
01:18:02,094 --> 01:18:03,864
A 'what, sorry Alfred?
1233
01:18:03,888 --> 01:18:06,325
I missed that, I didn't
get what you just said.
1234
01:18:06,349 --> 01:18:07,243
No you heard it.
1235
01:18:07,267 --> 01:18:08,452
No I didn't, I missed it.
1236
01:18:08,476 --> 01:18:09,370
Just let him speak.
1237
01:18:09,394 --> 01:18:10,812
What do you say son?
1238
01:18:13,856 --> 01:18:16,710
Well, I'd love to.
1239
01:18:16,734 --> 01:18:19,904
Shannelle chuckles.
1240
01:18:20,738 --> 01:18:21,840
Thank you.
1241
01:18:21,864 --> 01:18:22,883
[Ron] No Mum I don't.
1242
01:18:22,907 --> 01:18:24,468
No don't worry I'm going.
1243
01:18:24,492 --> 01:18:25,844
I'm gonna turn in.
1244
01:18:25,868 --> 01:18:27,679
I'm gonna take this with
me, and I've had enough.
1245
01:18:27,703 --> 01:18:28,722
[Ron] Mum I didn't
mean it like that.
1246
01:18:28,746 --> 01:18:30,998
Have a good time,
have a good time.
1247
01:18:34,377 --> 01:18:37,213
(slow jazz music)
1248
01:18:42,844 --> 01:18:44,822
Listen I'm sorry, you
don't have to say anything.
1249
01:18:44,846 --> 01:18:45,888
I was out of place.
1250
01:18:47,098 --> 01:18:49,326
I have no right to
ask him anything,
1251
01:18:49,350 --> 01:18:53,729
take him away from
his Mum, from you.
1252
01:18:56,691 --> 01:18:57,691
Nice.
1253
01:19:01,195 --> 01:19:03,406
(moaning)
1254
01:19:06,117 --> 01:19:07,910
[Olga] Oh my God.
1255
01:19:08,953 --> 01:19:10,931
(moaning)
1256
01:19:10,955 --> 01:19:14,584
Oh no, oh no no no
no no, no not again.
1257
01:19:16,377 --> 01:19:20,065
Worried, we're French.
1258
01:19:20,089 --> 01:19:24,444
♪ Hold on hold on
hold on hold on ♪
1259
01:19:24,468 --> 01:19:29,074
♪ Together we'll
keep breathing ♪
1260
01:19:29,098 --> 01:19:34,145
♪ So just hold on hold
on hold on hold on ♪
1261
01:19:37,064 --> 01:19:41,670
♪ Together we'll
keep breathing ♪
1262
01:19:41,694 --> 01:19:46,490
♪ So just hold on hold
on hold on hold on ♪
1263
01:19:57,126 --> 01:19:58,126
You wanna stay?
1264
01:19:59,503 --> 01:20:00,503
Now you can.
1265
01:20:02,423 --> 01:20:04,359
Look I'm going home.
1266
01:20:04,383 --> 01:20:07,428
(muffled rap music)
1267
01:20:12,058 --> 01:20:15,954
♪ I like that up down
round round round we go ♪
1268
01:20:15,978 --> 01:20:19,416
♪ One day I could be high
one day I could be low ♪
1269
01:20:19,440 --> 01:20:23,128
♪ Up down see this town
nothing but 1000 shows ♪
1270
01:20:23,152 --> 01:20:26,006
♪ One day I could be high
one day I could be low ♪
1271
01:20:26,030 --> 01:20:30,385
♪ Up down round
round round we go ♪
1272
01:20:30,409 --> 01:20:33,055
♪ One day I could be high
one day I could be low ♪
1273
01:20:33,079 --> 01:20:37,476
♪ Up down see this town
nothing but 1000 shows ♪
1274
01:20:37,500 --> 01:20:39,978
♪ One day I could be high
one day I could be low ♪
1275
01:20:40,002 --> 01:20:42,940
♪ Up down round
round round we go ♪
1276
01:20:42,964 --> 01:20:45,025
Oi, wait, sit down a minute.
1277
01:20:45,049 --> 01:20:46,526
[Ron] What Mum, what?
1278
01:20:46,550 --> 01:20:48,177
What do you see?
1279
01:20:49,220 --> 01:20:52,324
A 1967 a film, I don't know.
1280
01:20:52,348 --> 01:20:53,742
Look deeper.
1281
01:20:53,766 --> 01:20:55,077
Yeah it's our house Mum.
1282
01:20:55,101 --> 01:20:57,037
Look please can'we do
this some other time?
1283
01:20:57,061 --> 01:20:59,873
We've been driving for hours
and I'm desperate for a piss.
1284
01:20:59,897 --> 01:21:01,375
I see a new beginning.
1285
01:21:01,399 --> 01:21:04,044
No more getting pissed off with
each other and no more lies.
1286
01:21:04,068 --> 01:21:05,462
I definitely
second that, come on.
1287
01:21:05,486 --> 01:21:07,047
Oh Ron.
1288
01:21:07,071 --> 01:21:08,090
What Mum.
1289
01:21:08,114 --> 01:21:09,591
Ron come here I've got
something to tell you.
1290
01:21:09,615 --> 01:21:12,010
Alright well can
1291
01:21:12,034 --> 01:21:14,120
I'm not ill, I never was.
1292
01:21:15,955 --> 01:21:17,182
What do you mean?
1293
01:21:17,206 --> 01:21:18,749
The cancer Ron,
I never had it.
1294
01:21:20,084 --> 01:21:21,478
I was just frightened
of being left alone.
1295
01:21:21,502 --> 01:21:23,814
Figured you'd leave me the
same way your father did.
1296
01:21:23,838 --> 01:21:26,757
So I lied to you, I faked it
to stop you from running away.
1297
01:21:28,009 --> 01:21:30,278
Mum, Mum Mum what
are you talking about?
1298
01:21:30,302 --> 01:21:31,738
I was in the hospital
with you when
1299
01:21:31,762 --> 01:21:33,865
you had the op, (stammering)
it don't make no...
1300
01:21:33,889 --> 01:21:36,243
Gall bladder, the second
time was kidney stones.
1301
01:21:36,267 --> 01:21:39,955
Lost all your hair.
1302
01:21:39,979 --> 01:21:41,331
I made you a bloody hat
'cause you lost all your hair.
1303
01:21:41,355 --> 01:21:44,209
It was Antonio the hair
dresser, a perm gone wrong.
1304
01:21:44,233 --> 01:21:45,502
A perm?
1305
01:21:45,526 --> 01:21:46,795
Yes, they mixed
the activator with
1306
01:21:46,819 --> 01:21:49,030
the neutralizer and the
whole thing exploded.
1307
01:21:52,491 --> 01:21:53,261
You lied to me.
1308
01:21:53,285 --> 01:21:55,095
Well no no, no no, no.
1309
01:21:55,119 --> 01:21:57,222
I mean it started off a
small lie and it just...
1310
01:21:57,246 --> 01:21:58,557
Small?
1311
01:21:58,581 --> 01:22:00,559
Yeah and it just got bigger.
1312
01:22:00,583 --> 01:22:02,519
I don't believe it.
1313
01:22:02,543 --> 01:22:03,438
It's alright.
1314
01:22:03,462 --> 01:22:04,712
I need to go.
1315
01:22:08,215 --> 01:22:12,446
Hold on, listen Ron, the bad
News is I've been an ass
1316
01:22:12,470 --> 01:22:14,906
but the good news is
I'm not going to...
1317
01:22:14,930 --> 01:22:19,977
(engine roaring)
(tires squealing)
1318
01:22:32,656 --> 01:22:35,951
(inspirational music)
1319
01:23:14,115 --> 01:23:17,094
(engine roaring)
(tires squealing)
1320
01:23:17,118 --> 01:23:19,596
Oh Ron.
1321
01:23:19,620 --> 01:23:21,932
Ron!
1322
01:23:21,956 --> 01:23:24,768
(upbeat music)
1323
01:23:24,792 --> 01:23:28,629
(Singing in foreign language)
1324
01:24:33,485 --> 01:24:35,338
Hey, hey.
1325
01:24:35,362 --> 01:24:38,967
Leave my son alone.
1326
01:24:38,991 --> 01:24:42,912
(singing in foreign language)
85160
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
