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oh all right folks listen up people ask
what are we doing here in afghanistan
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well the president says it's national
security nato says it's nation building
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the un says we're protecting human rights well i
say [ __ ] we all know what our mission is here
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it's to blow [ __ ] up so with that in
mind i present to you the jericho missile
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you sure you don't want to ride with the
convoy tony this is dangerous country
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general please i might spill my drink
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maybe we should follow the convoy mr stark
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not today besides it would take a stark
industry missile to hurt us in here yes sir
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oh i wouldn't do that
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what happened who are you my name's dr jensen
you've been taken captive by the ten rings
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what is this what if i go out it's trapped on
your heart i've been planted with an electromagnet
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i should keep you alive at least for a while
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interesting aren't working right there
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oh yeah i lost a bit
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what is
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oh um priapism it's um one of the side
effects of the magnets electrical current
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that's just wonderful just what i
always wanted an electronic penis
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look what do these guys want from
me they should tell you shortly in
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the meantime we should do something about
this i won't want you to rupture anything
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um
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ugh
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um
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here we yes
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oh
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oh my god
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i'm gonna be honest with you what i
want to sit on your [ __ ] show me
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oh
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[ __ ] you oh yeah oh [ __ ] you
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oh my god oh oh oh oh
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oh
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oh
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oh
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just like that just like that [ __ ] me yeah
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oh yeah i know oh
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thank you
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don't you stop [ __ ] me
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oh
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don't
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oh
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oh
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here comes
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oh
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oh
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[ __ ] oh [ __ ] yeah
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oh yeah
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oh
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oh [ __ ] just like that
oh perfect perfect perfect
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oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] what
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yes
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ugh
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oh
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yes
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oh
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oh [ __ ]
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yes
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um
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oh yeah yeah
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oh
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oh
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don't stop [ __ ] don't stop [ __ ]
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oh
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oh
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oh
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oh yeah
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oh
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oh
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ugh
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oh [ __ ] yeah
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oh
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oh
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um
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um
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[ __ ] oh
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oh
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let me have it
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oh
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oh there it is
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oh there it is yes yes yes yes
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is
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oh [ __ ] yes
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oh
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god
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wow oh [ __ ] me dude
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glad to see you feeling better mr stark dr
yin singh's hands-on approach works wonders
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yeah well you should meet my
proctologist so who are you
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the man who holds your life in his hands
really i think maybe we should skip the
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threats and get to the part where you
tell me what it is you want the jericho
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you see when i was six i wanted a pony
life can sometimes be cruel the stark wit
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you have three months to show me the
jericho or i will show you your innards
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three months i can't build a jericho in
three months not not a place like this
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i have faith in your genius mr stark now show
me the jericho and i will show you your freedom
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what will you do i'm gonna build him a weapon
but first we gotta do something about this
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yes we have the jericho
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shut up woman nothing just some
[ __ ] it'll be ready tomorrow
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bring him to me
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what the [ __ ]
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let's go
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you have to go you should go without
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i'm already gone
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no worries
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wow
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oh
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well ladies if you could excuse me for
a second i need to take this thing off
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wait don't you need this to live no no no not
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anymore of hard with these
really happy you drop it anyway
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she likes them pepper potts yes mr stark's right
hand i'm surprised you recognize me mister you
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may call me khan i represent a competitor in china
recently we were approached with some stolen plans
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from stock enterprises weapon systems i felt that
we should let mr stark know i'd suppose you better
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looks like mr stark is on a conference call right
now i'll see if i can untangle him one moment
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um
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nice
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oh
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um
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oh
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oh my goodness
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yes
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yes
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um
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oh
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that [ __ ] good oh oh oh
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oh oh oh
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yes
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oh my god yes oh yeah oh yes
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oh
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oh
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yes
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oh
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oh
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hmm
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oh
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oh
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pretty isn't it all of my rings numbers
this one is the liar he bends you to my will
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this is the spectral he bends the air
around us much like liar bend your will
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therefore we remain unseen
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now entertain me with your western decadence
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it's
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um
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oh my gosh
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wow
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wow
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oh
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um
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wow
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oh
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um
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wow
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um
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uh
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school
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over here
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i think the champagne was quite what happened here
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the tattoo appears to represent the level
of the prometheus corporation a weapons
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manufacturer on the chinese mainland industrial
sabotage that is correct miss potts is that a
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government company no sir prometheus appears
to be privately owned with offices in hong kong
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fine prep the mark six yes sir where are you going
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i'm just gonna fly to hong kong and tell whoever
it is that runs prometheus that uh they can have
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anything they want as long as it rhymes with iron
man you can't violate chinese airspace watch me
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jarvis does my ceo status give me voice override
on tony's commands i'm afraid not miss paul damn
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well
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this is a problem black widow i won't even
bother asking how you got in that's what i do
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you need to talk stark down oh
so you're eavesdropping as well
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iron man is an important national asset
one that's about to become a liability
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i don't need the stress
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maybe i can help
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um
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oh my gosh
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yes
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ugh
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oh um
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cheers
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oh
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awesome
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yes
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oh
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oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my goodness
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please
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oh my god
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oh my gosh
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hey guys i think i got a better idea for damn tony
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this is uh actually quite interesting to
be on this side of things for a change
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i was wondering do you ever get you know a little
awkward when you catch me banging a shield agent
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mr stark miss romanov i can't allow you to start
an international incident with china and your
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iron man suit yeah right like you could
stop me don't worry because i do have a plan
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billionaire inventor tony stark better known to
the world as iron man has announced the starkids
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he is coming after you of course certainly
i knew those western mind control puppets
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would fail and lead him here to me
he is very powerful i am powerful
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and i want him here when i carve out
his radioactive heart with my bare hands
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you are obsessed i will not sit here and watch
you destroy yourself over this this american
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i am the mandarin you would dare
to doubt me i am your wife to be
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don't speak to me like one of your peasant [ __ ]
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melee
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mailing
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today marks an historical change in
the way this company does business
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today we become start international
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the hell greetings iron man i'm
the mandarin the face of your doom
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these rings are technology not of
this world but i only need my hands
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you think the steel is stronger than well-honed
flesh tony stark i want to see the light fade
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from your eyes i'm sorry tony stark's not here
right now can i take a message what is this
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you seek to make me a fool to give me this empty
victory you will pay for this insolence say cheese
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like the new suit refractive coating
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haven't you bagged your limit today
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to be continued
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um
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before you say anything embarrassing
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let's disagree that i know who
you are and why you're really here
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and i know you nick fury good then you believe
that i can help you if you help me i can do that
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very well let's shake on it
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uh
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um
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um
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yeah
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oh
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oh [ __ ]
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oh my gosh
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yes
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yes
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but there's other ways of making you talk
not right now cause your mouth is full yes
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oh gosh squeeze those cities together
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oh my god yes you [ __ ]
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oh [ __ ]
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yes
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oh god oh god
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wow that is [ __ ] crazy
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yeah oh yeah oh yeah that looks good oh yeah oh
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yeah yeah
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okay
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yes
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oh
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oh my god
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oh yeah
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oh my god
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oh dude
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oh yes
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oh
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um
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yes
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yes
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hope she brushed her teeth
before she gave you that kiss
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we need to talk so you break into my house
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again why don't we just uh meet for
coffee spies do drink coffee don't they
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sorry i want to talk to you about
a little team i'm putting together
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you
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