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♪ We are the Crystal Gems ♪
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♪ we'll always save the day ♪
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♪ and if you think we can't ♪
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♪ we'll always find a way ♪
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- # that's why the people #
- # of this world #
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- # believe in... #
- # Garnet #
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- # Amethyst #
- # and Pearl #
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♪ And Steven! ♪
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S02E06 "Shirt Club"
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Pearl?!
Amethyst?! Garnet?!
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You don't have to
yell, Steven. We're right here.
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I know, but I
finished this drawing, and I
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wanted to show it to you.
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- Oh! Uh, of course.
- All right!
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Ha ha!
Guitar Dad teaches you guitar!
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- What is that?
- It's my dad!
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He's going to start teaching
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guitar lessons, and he
made me his P.R. department.
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- What's that stuff in his mouth?
- Those are his teeth.
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What are the lightning bolts for?
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Uh...
well, I-I was trying to show
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that dad really rocks on the
guitar, and ...
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Then there should be
rocks falling out of the guitar.
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I hear what you're saying,
but it's too late for notes.
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This is permanent marker.
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- Mm-hmm!
- What's that cute flyer for, Steven?
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It's for my dad!
He'll teach you guitar.
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You guys want to sign up?
My dad's really good!
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Maybe I'll stop by and check it out.
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Here, let me give you a flyer and ...
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- Welcome to the big donut!
- Hey, Buck!
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Oh! What?
Buck, Buck, Bu-u-u-u-ck!
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Ha ha!
What's going on, man?
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What can we get for you today?
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- Can I get a caprese salad?
- Oh, sorry, Buck,
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- we only serve don...
- Do-nut worry, Buck!
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I'll whip you up a salad ...
no sweat! I'll be right back!
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Lars, we don't even have
vegetables here!
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- Heh, what's a Guitar Dad?
- Like my flyer? It's for my dad!
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He'll teach you guitar!
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Here, take one of these with you!
Actually, just wear it!
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- Are you ticklish?
- This would make a rad shirt, man.
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- Really?
- Yeah! Let's make your flyer into T-shirts!
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Oh, man!
My dad would love that!
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Gimme five on it.
Oh, you missed.
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Ho! I think it's swell you're
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returning to the family
business, son!
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Gonna help the old man get
re-elected again, eh?
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- Aw, son!
- Ugh!
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It's not for campaign stuff, dad.
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Steven and I are making art.
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Art!
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Art, huh?
I don't understand it myself,
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but a boy's got to have
interests and ambitions!
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This stuff can be
used to make T-shirts?
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Oh, yeah, I've got all the
latest, state-of-the-art
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screen-printing equipment
from years of
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campaigning and other
some-such mayorly things.
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Like this week, I'm
commemorating a bench!
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"Welcome to...
'Bench' City"? Thrifty!
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- Dad, you can't use this!
- Why not?
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You know, I got to "gank dat"
youth vote, boyeeee!
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- Dad, stop.
- What's this?
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What have you got there?
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I haven't seen this in years!
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Remember when you drew this, Buck?
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You couldn't wait to show it
off to all your little
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- montessori friends.
- Okay, dad! Thanks for all your help.
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- See you later! Bye.
- All right, kids!
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I mean, peace in the
Middle East, Holmes!
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- So cool.
- Let's just get started already.
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- Swag. - Now everyone's
gonna want lessons from dad!
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This is bigger than
your dad, Steven. It's art.
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And it's gonna flood the public
consciousness.
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Well, let's start
handing them out!
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Too simple.
We need to get controversial.
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We need to create ...
Boom! ... a scene.
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Scanning for targets.
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T-shirt cannon loaded and ready!
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Beep, beep, beep... bibibibi!
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- Sour Cream sighted!
- Wom wom... wom wom wom.
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Get ready! Take aim!
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- And..
- Womp womp womp... womp!
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What in the world?
Oh, this is the coolest thing
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I've ever been hit in the head with!
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Ronaldo spotted.
Take aim!
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Whoa! What the heck?!
Huh?
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Whoa! Weird!
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Some kind of extraterrestrial
space dad guitar shirt?
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So, you've finally decided to
make first contact, huh?
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Where are you?!
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Lars sighted.
Take aim!
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Youch! What the...
What is this garbage?
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Buck made this?
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This is hilarious!
Thanks, Buck!
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Cheers!
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Buck, this was such a good idea!
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I don't know why we didn't
collaborate on a project sooner!
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This will make my dad so happy!
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I can't wait to see the look on
his face when I stop by later.
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Yeah.
Should be good for a laugh.
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Huh?
Why would it be good for a ...
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- Girl! Check out my new shirt!
- It's really cute!
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- Where'd you get it?
- I don't know.
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It just landed in front of me
when I was out walking.
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Well, if I were you, I
wouldn't wear some random shirt
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that just fell out of the sky.
What if there were bugs in it?
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Relax!
Who cares where it came from?
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This shirt is the funniest thing
I've seen in my life!
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Looks like our shirt has
a really good buzz going.
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Yeah, but I think
they think it's a joke.
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Heh. The only
thing that's important
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is that they're talking about it.
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- That's how real art works.
- Oh, well, I-I guess you're right.
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- Uh, how's this?
- Ha ha ha. So bad.
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Okay! Let's get started
with the first lesson!
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Have a seat and grab a ...
Where you going?
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Oh, uh, I guess he got an
important text or something.
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- How's it been going today?
- Really great!
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Lots of people have been
coming by, thanks to your
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- T-shirts, little guy.
- That's great, dad!
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- I'm really glad I could help ...
- Yoo-hoo! Guitar Dad!
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I just wanted to say I think
you're wonderful and hilarious!
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Uh... thank you?
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Huh. That's kind of strange.
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- What is?
- Well, lots of people have
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stopped by, but no one's
taken a lesson yet.
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- What? Really?!
- Ah, maybe they're just
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checking out the scene before
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they come back to get a real lesson!
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- Buck!
- Hey, there's my main man.
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The shirts aren't working, Buck!
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Yeah, they are.
People love 'em.
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But nobody wants
guitar lessons from my dad!
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- That's not the point.
- What?! Then what is the point?
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The point is, it's an amazing shirt.
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Aw, my drawing's not that good.
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- Yeah, no. It's terrible.
- What?!
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That's what's so great about it.
Your work is so naive.
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You really love your dad.
It's funny.
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I... I don't want to
make these shirts anymore.
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Too bad, Steven.
It's so current, you can't stop it.
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I'm a taste maker, and I'm
gonna keep making tastes...
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- forever.
- Forever?
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Well, forever, after I go
to my dad's lame bench
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commemoration. Peace.
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- Garnet! Pearl! Amethyst!
- Steven!
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- What is it?!
- Whoa, where's the fire?!
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It's an emergency!
You have to help me get rid
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of all the shirts and stop Buck
from making more!
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Have the shirts come
to life and possessed the bodies
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- of their wearers?
- No, they just ...
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Are people catching
on fire when they put on
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- the magic shirts?
- No, no, th-they're just ...
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Are the shirts
destroying the wearers' wills to
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continue on in this mortal coil,
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- thereby shutting down Beach City?!
- No!!
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They're... They're just
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using my art in a way
I don't agree with.
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- Oh.
- Eh, we'll pass.
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What?! But...
But, I really need your help!
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Steven, this sounds
like a very abstract problem.
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It's not
something we can punch.
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You must learn to help yourself.
That's how you become stronger.
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- Good point, good point.
- Oh, absolutely.
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- But!
- You'll figure something out, Steven!
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Yes, why not dust off those
conflict-resolution skills!
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Let your problem be known.
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Then you can work
towards an understanding.
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Oh, I'll make him understand.
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- I'll make them all understand!
- Eh, he'll be fine.
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Okay. Is everyone here?
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Hello! I was supposed
to write a speech to,
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um, commemorate this,
uh, new bench, but
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what had happened was I
ran out of printer ink in
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my printer that I keep at home.
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So, I went to the store and
wouldn't you know it?
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They didn't carry the brand I
was looking for, so...
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- Bye!
- ...I called up a buddy of
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mine who owed me a...
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few political favors,
and he wasn't home!
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Look out!
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No!
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I've been... shirt!
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Buck... did you make this?
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This shirt is genius!
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This is way funnier than Guitar Dad!
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This bench is actually
pretty comfortable.
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Anyone else
stop by for lessons today?
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So far, no, but, I'm
sure it'll pick up tomorrow!
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Yeah, I'm sure it will.
This is for you, by the way.
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This is the last one, so it's
super-limited edition!
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Aw, sweet!
Thanks, Steven!
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Yo, Steven, just wanted to
say, uh, I'm sorry for what
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- I did and uh...
- It's okay, Buck.
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You don't have to say
any more than that.
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You're a cool cat, Steven Universe.
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Hey, Mister "U."?
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You want to take a picture
with me or some junk?
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No way, man.
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I want a lesson...
from Guitar Dad!
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