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S02x05 - "Story for Steven"
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Whoo! Go, Dad!
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See? What'd I tell you?
I may be losing my hair, but
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the magic's still there. Hmm?
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Who's with
you in this old picture?
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- That's my pal Marty.
- You've never told me about him.
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Yeah, he's just an old
amigo from way back when.
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- He's dead to me.
- Who was he?
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He was my manager back
when I first met your mom.
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I've told you that
whole story, haven't I?
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Not the version with Marty.
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Geesh. Then it's story time.
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Sit back. Get comfy.
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- I didn't mean that comfy.
- Story for Steven!
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Okay, okay.
This is the tale of how your
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father met your mother.
Now including Marty.
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♪ Some ♪
♪ say I have no direction ♪
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♪ that I'm a
light-speed distraction ♪
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♪ but that's a knee-jerk reaction ♪
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♪ still ♪
♪ this is the final frontier ♪
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♪ everything is so clear ♪
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♪ to my destiny I steer ♪
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♪ this life in the stars
is all I've ever known ♪
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♪ stars and stardust and
infinite space is my only home ♪
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♪ but the moment
that I hit the stage ♪
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♪ thousands of voices
are calling my name ♪
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♪ and I know in my heart it's
been worth it all of the while ♪
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♪ and as my albums fly
off of the shelves ♪
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♪ handing out autographed
pics of myself ♪
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♪ this life I chose isn't easy
but sure is one heck of a ride ♪
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♪ at the moment that I hit the stage ♪
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♪ I hear the universe
calling my name ♪
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♪ and I know deep down in my heart ♪
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♪ I have nothing to fear ♪
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♪ and as the solar wind blows
through my hair ♪
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♪ knowing I have so
much more left to share ♪
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♪ a wandering spirit
who's tearing its way ♪
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♪ through the cold atmosphere ♪
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♪ I fly like a comet ♪
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♪ soar like a comet ♪
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♪ crash like a comet ♪
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♪ I'm just a comet ♪
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Thanks for coming, everybody.
I'm Mr. Universe.
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If you liked what you just
heard, go check out our
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merch table.
My manager, Marty, can hook
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you up with CDs and T-shirts.
Oh, wait.
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He's not there. I guess
I'm going over there now.
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- "Space train to the cosmos."
- Yeah!
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♪ One-way ticket ♪
♪ and I'm ready to ri-i-de ♪
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Oh. But how will you get back?
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- Back?
- Back to Earth?
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- I'm never coming back.
- Ugh, that's awful!
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- This is your home.
- Uh...
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You want that?
You can have it!
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- Hmm?
- Oh, and it comes with
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a free T-shirt! You'll
probably need a bigger one.
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I've got an extra extra-large
in my van. Stay right there!
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Starchild!
Meet Vidalia.
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Nice van.
Really living the high life.
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- So, how was the show?
- It was great!
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One person showed up! Oh!
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I have to give her this free T... shirt.
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Greg! You can't give stuff away
for free! What about my 75%?
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75% of nothing is nothing!
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Are you worth nothing?
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- No.
- That's right!
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I'm gonna make us both rich!
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And as far as these saltwater saps know,
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we already are!
So let's live it up before
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we hit the road, all right?
Next stop ... Empire City!
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You know... I'll catch up with you.
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- Maybe she's over there?
- Whooo?
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Oh, just some giant
mysterious lady with enormous
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pink hair.
You haven't seen anyone
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- like that around, have you?
- Sure have, pal.
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- Wh-Where?
- Well, uh...
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if I told you any more,
I'd have to kill you!!
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Hoo hoo hoo!
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Hey! Wait!
Hold on a sec!
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Whoa! Ugh.
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This long-haired
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human was talking to
me over by the fence.
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- It spoke to you?
- He was asking about Rose.
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Look! There he is!
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- Yo.
- Amethyst! Wait!
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It's you!
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I've never seen
this one around here before.
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- Oh, I really like your hair.
- Amethyst, leave him be!
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You don't know where he's been!
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I'm very sorry about this, uh, you?
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- Whoa!
- Oh, Amethyst.
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- You're with a human.
- He followed me over the fence.
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What should we do?
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- State your purpose.
- Uh, I was kind of looking
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for the mysterious pink lady,
kind of really tall,
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- lots of big, curly hair.
- See?
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- He's talking about Ro...
- I don't know how
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- to make him go away.
- I'll just throw him
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- back over the fence.
- Huh? Oh! Who-o-a!
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Excellent idea.
Humans should stay on
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the other side of the
fence like the sign says.
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- Please! No throwing!
- Wait!
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- Mr. Universe?
- It's you.
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Whoa. Ow!
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Are you all right?
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- You know this human?!
- He was playing a concert
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on the beach, and...
I couldn't help myself.
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No one could ignore the Universe.
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Oh! I brought you this!
It's the free T-shirt that
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- came with your free CD!
- Why, thank you!
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His gimmick is space!
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Hey, play
something, music man!
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- Better make it good.
- Aw, man.
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I'm working on this awesome new set.
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It's gonna kill at my next show.
"Next show"?
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Aw, geez.
What time is it?
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- Night... time?
- Yeah, Marty's probably
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looking for me. We're
supposed to hit the road.
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It's a big show in a big city,
and I didn't drop out of
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- community college for nothing!
- What?
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Well, you better hurry.
You don't want to miss your
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- space train to the cosmos.
- Okay!
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I'll see you later!
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Uh, I hope the stars will align
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- for us to meet again!
- I'm sure they will!
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Bye, music man!
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I can sing.
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What?
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Man, Greg, you really missed out.
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Vidalia's friends were wild and crazy.
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- Glad that town wasn't a total waste.
- I met some wild ladies, too.
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They change shape and
appear out of beams of light.
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Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Save the poetry for Empire City,
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starchild. We've got a big
day ahead of us tomorrow.
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I'm serious, Marty.
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- Something's going on back there.
- Are you nuts?
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Just wait till you
see what's ahead of us.
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It's fame!
Hey, what's jammed in your
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tape deck? You been
putting pennies in here,
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you weirdo?
Play something for me, Starchild.
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♪ Do you believe in destiny? ♪
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♪ close your eyes and leave
the rest to me ♪
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Snore! You're gonna put
people to sleep with that!
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Where's this schlock coming from?
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I-I just can't stop thinking
about that woman at the show.
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Oh, here we go.
How big was she?
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- 8 feet tall... massive hair.
- See, Greg, this is your problem.
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You want one huge woman
when you can have
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- multiple smaller ones.
- Ugh.
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- Marty, women are people.
- Just follow my lead.
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I'm gonna get you everything you want.
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- What if I want to go back?
- What?!
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What if I want to go
back and be with her?!
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No one cares about your feelings, Greg!
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They're making you lose sight
of what's really important!
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Watch the road!
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Why do you always
decide what's important?
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Because I'm your manager, and
you're just some spaced-out kid!
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I'm taking you to the city, and
you're gonna play, and you're
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gonna like it. Maybe you'll
even make me some money for once.
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Get out of my van.
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- Sit down, Greg.
- I said, get out of my van!
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Ooh! What are you doing?!
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You're making a huge mistake!
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Hey! Are you in there?
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I can play for you now! I even
revamped my awesome set!
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This one's for you, mystery woman!
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♪ Do you believe in destiny? ♪
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♪ close your eyes and
leave the rest to me ♪
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♪ do you believe in fantasy? ♪
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♪ I have to when it's
right in front of me, oh ♪
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♪ what are you doing here? ♪
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♪ in the real world ♪
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♪ what are you doing here? ♪
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♪ so close I could touch you ♪
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♪ what are you doing here? ♪
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♪ and what are you
doing to me-e-e? ♪
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Oh!
You're wearing the... shirt.
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- Please go away.
- I-I'm sorry.
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Did I...?
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You're awfully cute.
And I really want to play with you.
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But your life is short, and you
have dreams. I won't let you give up
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- on everything you want.
- Well, that's gonna be a problem.
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- Huh?
- You're everything I want!
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- What are you smiling about?
- You loved her!
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Come here, you!
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- Rah!
- Oh, man.
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- Marty was the worst!
- Oh, yeah.
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He was awful!
But I guess I owe him a lot.
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- He made it easy for me to stay.
- I'm glad you did.
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Yeah, me too.
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