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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:12,137 ♪ 2 00:00:16,725 --> 00:00:19,645 ♪ angelic vocalizing ♪ 3 00:00:19,645 --> 00:00:21,305 [cell phone dings] 4 00:00:23,774 --> 00:00:25,034 - Tsk. 5 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:28,105 ♪ 6 00:00:28,111 --> 00:00:31,491 [indistinct chatter] 7 00:00:32,533 --> 00:00:34,663 [speaking Spanish] 8 00:00:39,414 --> 00:00:40,794 Shh. 9 00:00:44,837 --> 00:00:45,877 I need your help. 10 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:48,629 But in order to help me, I need you to be sneaky. 11 00:00:49,216 --> 00:00:51,506 Are you two little fools sneaky? - Yes. 12 00:00:51,510 --> 00:00:53,470 - How sneaky? - Very sneaky. 13 00:00:54,596 --> 00:00:55,596 - Okay, then. 14 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:59,810 I need you to go out back and blow up these fireworks. 15 00:00:59,810 --> 00:01:01,850 You can do that for your tío Julio? - Yeah. 16 00:01:01,854 --> 00:01:03,024 - You know how to use a lighter? 17 00:01:03,021 --> 00:01:04,021 - Yeah. - You do? 18 00:01:04,022 --> 00:01:05,482 - Yeah. - Okay, here. 19 00:01:05,482 --> 00:01:06,572 [whispering] Alright, get the hell outta here. 20 00:01:08,485 --> 00:01:10,695 [speaking Spanish] 21 00:01:11,238 --> 00:01:12,658 [fireworks whistling and exploding] 22 00:01:12,656 --> 00:01:14,526 [all gasp] [exclaiming in Spanish] 23 00:01:17,286 --> 00:01:18,656 WOMAN: ¡Niños! 24 00:01:18,662 --> 00:01:23,672 ♪ 25 00:01:24,835 --> 00:01:26,955 - Hey, perro. What was that sound? That shit woke me up. 26 00:01:26,962 --> 00:01:27,962 - Oh, shit, uh-- 27 00:01:28,547 --> 00:01:30,507 I don't know. You should probably go check it out. 28 00:01:30,507 --> 00:01:31,507 I gotta bounce. 29 00:01:32,301 --> 00:01:33,431 - Why? Where you going? What's the rush? 30 00:01:33,427 --> 00:01:35,007 - Luis, just move! - No, hold up. 31 00:01:40,017 --> 00:01:42,897 ♪ ominous music plays ♪ 32 00:01:42,895 --> 00:01:47,975 [eerily] ♪ Feliz cumpleaños a ti ♪ 33 00:01:47,983 --> 00:01:52,453 ♪ Feliz cumpleaños a ti ♪ 34 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:56,743 ♪ Feliz cumpleaños querido-- ♪ 35 00:01:56,742 --> 00:01:59,792 - Julio! Did you give my fucking kids fireworks? 36 00:02:00,829 --> 00:02:05,789 ♪ Feliz cumpleaños a ti ♪ 37 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:07,502 [screaming] 38 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:10,549 - [grunts] Motherfucker! 39 00:02:11,089 --> 00:02:13,089 - Fuck you. LUIS: Get your ass back here! 40 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:14,800 - Julio! 41 00:02:18,222 --> 00:02:19,312 Tres leches. 42 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:20,966 Julio. 43 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:22,314 [car tires screeching] 44 00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:23,729 Julio. 45 00:02:24,561 --> 00:02:28,111 ♪ theme music playing ♪ 46 00:02:28,106 --> 00:02:34,106 ♪ 47 00:02:34,112 --> 00:02:36,532 ♪ 48 00:02:43,914 --> 00:02:45,584 Wah, wah. 49 00:02:54,967 --> 00:02:58,007 - It's funny. Nobody did anything for my birthday last week. 50 00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:06,853 - Hey, what's Julio's problem? 51 00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:09,574 I would have killed to have celebrated my birthday while I was locked up. 52 00:03:09,565 --> 00:03:11,275 ANA: He's not happy with where he's at in life 53 00:03:11,275 --> 00:03:12,525 because he doesn't know what he wants, 54 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:14,236 and so he, like, hates himself for it. 55 00:03:14,236 --> 00:03:15,986 So instead of celebrating his birthday, 56 00:03:15,988 --> 00:03:18,198 he literally thinks he deserves to suffer. 57 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:19,368 - Okay. 58 00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:20,526 I'm gonna make sure he suffers 59 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:22,294 by celebrating the shit out of his birthday. 60 00:03:22,286 --> 00:03:23,996 - Good luck finding him. 61 00:03:23,996 --> 00:03:25,576 Every birthday he disappears all day. 62 00:03:25,581 --> 00:03:27,581 I bet he even called in sick to work. 63 00:03:27,583 --> 00:03:29,843 Pinche huevón. - Hey, hey. 64 00:03:29,835 --> 00:03:31,205 Maybe he's out doing something fun. 65 00:03:31,795 --> 00:03:34,295 [drill whirring] 66 00:04:06,288 --> 00:04:08,748 BARRY THE DENTIST: Good morning, Mr. Lopez. 67 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:12,459 I, uh, I'm reviewing your paperwork here, 68 00:04:12,461 --> 00:04:15,261 and I noticed a little mistake. 69 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:16,835 It says here that it's your birthday. 70 00:04:17,633 --> 00:04:19,763 - Oh, uh, it's not a mistake. 71 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:21,050 Today is my birthday. 72 00:04:22,346 --> 00:04:25,886 - Oh. Well, in that case, we should reschedule. 73 00:04:25,891 --> 00:04:27,641 You shouldn't have to be here on your birthday. 74 00:04:27,643 --> 00:04:30,523 - Oh, no, that's okay. Thanks for offering, though. 75 00:04:32,064 --> 00:04:33,444 - You sure? - Yeah. 76 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:35,570 I specifically scheduled this for today. 77 00:04:36,652 --> 00:04:38,782 - You wanna be here? - I wanna be here. 78 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:41,824 - Oh. Okay. - Yeah. 79 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:48,410 - Mr. Lopez, then I guess, uh, open wide. 80 00:04:48,413 --> 00:04:49,503 JULIO: Yeah. 81 00:04:50,624 --> 00:04:51,634 [Barry sighs] 82 00:04:59,049 --> 00:05:00,969 BARRY: Oh, okay. I just-- I can't do this. 83 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:02,848 I'm sorry. I cannot do this. 84 00:05:02,845 --> 00:05:04,095 - But it's your job. 85 00:05:04,096 --> 00:05:06,426 - What are you, into BDSM or something? 86 00:05:06,431 --> 00:05:07,811 - No. BARRY: You like getting punished? 87 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:09,388 - No. BARRY: Naughty birthday boy. 88 00:05:09,393 --> 00:05:12,523 I went to dental school and they warned me about people like you. 89 00:05:12,521 --> 00:05:14,311 Hey, you wanna get weird with a doctor? 90 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:16,654 You go see a podiatrist. Okay? 91 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:19,187 Don't you ever come back here again, pervert. 92 00:05:23,949 --> 00:05:25,409 And I'm still charging you for today. 93 00:05:26,368 --> 00:05:27,738 Pervert. 94 00:05:27,744 --> 00:05:29,004 - Fuck... [cell phone ringing] 95 00:05:33,292 --> 00:05:34,592 - Hey, Minister Payne, what's up? 96 00:05:34,585 --> 00:05:36,035 MINISTER PAYNE: [over phone] Fabian got arrested. 97 00:05:36,044 --> 00:05:37,134 - For what? 98 00:05:37,129 --> 00:05:39,879 - Public nudity at a Jewish temple. 99 00:05:39,882 --> 00:05:41,722 He was screaming to be converted. 100 00:05:41,717 --> 00:05:44,507 - What? - Julio, are you listening to me? 101 00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:45,971 Fabian is tweaking again. 102 00:05:45,971 --> 00:05:48,561 I need you to come down here and run things 103 00:05:48,557 --> 00:05:50,227 while I work on finding him a good lawyer. 104 00:05:50,225 --> 00:05:52,595 - But I specifically took today off. 105 00:05:52,603 --> 00:05:53,693 MINISTER PAYNE: Julio! 106 00:06:01,486 --> 00:06:02,736 JULIO: Tsk. [sighs] 107 00:06:04,990 --> 00:06:06,160 [cell phone chimes] 108 00:06:09,119 --> 00:06:10,539 Goddamn it. 109 00:06:13,248 --> 00:06:14,538 [indistinct chatter] 110 00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:16,542 - Oh, hey, Julio. 111 00:06:17,085 --> 00:06:20,835 I hope you're having a very nice and special day. 112 00:06:21,798 --> 00:06:24,588 Oh, um... for no particular reason. 113 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:27,506 - Thanks. You too. 114 00:06:29,181 --> 00:06:32,521 ♪ ominous music plays ♪ 115 00:06:33,227 --> 00:06:36,187 - Oh, yeah, I'm making this cake extra special for this motherfucker. 116 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:39,110 - That fool told me his birthday was on Christmas. 117 00:06:39,107 --> 00:06:40,687 That's why I didn't buy him anything. 118 00:06:40,692 --> 00:06:43,492 - Which is fucked up, 'cause he always go hard for our birthday. 119 00:06:43,487 --> 00:06:46,157 Last year, that motherfucker got me some fancy-ass soap. 120 00:06:46,156 --> 00:06:48,866 Somehow he knew the exact kinda soap that I wanted. 121 00:06:48,867 --> 00:06:49,987 Shea butter. 122 00:06:49,993 --> 00:06:51,913 FABIAN: He thinks we're a charity case. 123 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:53,122 Martyr-ass bitch. 124 00:06:53,121 --> 00:06:54,501 - Make a wish, bitch. 125 00:06:54,498 --> 00:06:56,498 'Cause your birthday's getting celebrated. 126 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:59,000 - Damn, that cake looks bomb! 127 00:06:59,002 --> 00:07:00,302 Hey, check this shit out. 128 00:07:01,380 --> 00:07:02,880 [inhaling] 129 00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:07,182 [in squeaky voice] Julio? Let's get his ass. 130 00:07:07,177 --> 00:07:12,517 ♪ 131 00:07:12,516 --> 00:07:13,636 ♪ 132 00:07:13,642 --> 00:07:14,812 MINISTER PAYNE: Stop right there! 133 00:07:15,269 --> 00:07:16,599 Luis told me everything. 134 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:17,943 - You fuckin' lied to me. 135 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:19,818 - We just wanna celebrate your birthday. 136 00:07:19,815 --> 00:07:21,355 - You made me do this. 137 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:23,652 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 138 00:07:23,652 --> 00:07:25,242 [Minister Payne groans sharply] 139 00:07:25,237 --> 00:07:26,817 - Come on, get him! - Go! Go! 140 00:07:27,406 --> 00:07:28,616 - What happened? 141 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:31,115 - He fucking bit me, bit right through the fabric. 142 00:07:31,577 --> 00:07:32,907 - Let's get his ass! 143 00:07:33,537 --> 00:07:35,367 [overlapping chatter] 144 00:07:35,372 --> 00:07:40,672 ♪ 145 00:07:40,669 --> 00:07:42,419 Where do you think you're going, man? 146 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:44,380 - Get out, homey. 147 00:07:45,299 --> 00:07:48,839 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 148 00:07:48,844 --> 00:07:51,684 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 149 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:53,060 - What the fuck is wrong with them? 150 00:07:53,056 --> 00:07:56,846 ♪ Happy birthday, dear Julio ♪ 151 00:07:56,852 --> 00:07:59,272 - Time to eat your cake, birthday bitch! 152 00:07:59,271 --> 00:08:01,481 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 153 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:02,571 [groans] 154 00:08:03,859 --> 00:08:07,239 [clamoring] 155 00:08:07,237 --> 00:08:10,657 ♪ 156 00:08:12,784 --> 00:08:14,044 - Hold this. 157 00:08:17,122 --> 00:08:18,462 [inhaling] 158 00:08:19,583 --> 00:08:21,753 [in squeaky voice] This isn't over, motherfucker. 159 00:08:29,801 --> 00:08:31,051 [window rattling] 160 00:08:35,599 --> 00:08:38,479 - Maggie? - Shouldn't leave your window unlocked. 161 00:08:38,477 --> 00:08:40,977 There's a lot of perverts and sick fucks out there. 162 00:08:40,979 --> 00:08:42,649 - You didn't text me back. 163 00:08:42,648 --> 00:08:44,398 - About that earthquake that didn't happen? 164 00:08:45,984 --> 00:08:47,194 You're so pathetic. 165 00:08:47,778 --> 00:08:49,108 Now move over, loser. 166 00:08:54,826 --> 00:08:56,076 - What are you doing here? 167 00:08:56,828 --> 00:08:59,038 We broke up again. - I know. 168 00:08:59,540 --> 00:09:01,670 But it's your birthday. I had to come by and give you your gift. 169 00:09:02,543 --> 00:09:04,713 - I don't want anything. - Bullshit. 170 00:09:05,254 --> 00:09:06,634 - So you think you know me, huh? 171 00:09:07,214 --> 00:09:08,594 - I'm the only one who knows you. 172 00:09:09,132 --> 00:09:12,012 And I know exactly what you want. 173 00:09:12,553 --> 00:09:14,103 - Oh, yeah? What is that? 174 00:09:15,556 --> 00:09:17,976 - You wanna lie here and stare at the ceiling 175 00:09:17,975 --> 00:09:19,935 and think about how much you fucking hate yourself. 176 00:09:19,935 --> 00:09:21,265 [Julio sighs] 177 00:09:21,270 --> 00:09:25,570 Because you're 31 and you still live at your mom's house 178 00:09:25,566 --> 00:09:27,276 because you chose a career path 179 00:09:27,276 --> 00:09:29,606 that doesn't lead to financial independence. 180 00:09:29,611 --> 00:09:30,781 - Oh, yeah? Fuck. [rumbling] 181 00:09:30,779 --> 00:09:32,989 - And also because you broke up with me, 182 00:09:32,990 --> 00:09:36,330 because you're scared of commitment. 183 00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:38,826 So you're all alone. 184 00:09:38,829 --> 00:09:41,289 - Oh, shit, this is good. 185 00:09:41,290 --> 00:09:42,620 - But guess what, sucio? 186 00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:45,838 I'm here now, and I'm gonna let you have your cake and eat it too. 187 00:09:45,836 --> 00:09:47,416 - Oh, fuck, yeah. [rumbling intensifies] 188 00:09:47,421 --> 00:09:49,261 - So we're just gonna lie here 189 00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:53,506 and be fucking miserable all night long! 190 00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:55,600 - Oh, fuck! - Oh, yeah! 191 00:09:55,596 --> 00:09:57,466 [rumbling continues] 192 00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:00,234 Whoa. 193 00:10:01,310 --> 00:10:02,390 You feel that earthquake? 194 00:10:02,394 --> 00:10:04,104 [rumbling continues] 195 00:10:04,730 --> 00:10:06,020 [knock on door] 196 00:10:07,524 --> 00:10:09,114 [knocking continues] 197 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:10,739 LUIS: Hey, Julio, it's me. 198 00:10:11,612 --> 00:10:13,032 - Fuckin' leave me alone. 199 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:15,570 LUIS: I'm sorry that I told everybody it was your birthday. 200 00:10:15,574 --> 00:10:17,494 I know you don't like to make a big deal out of it, 201 00:10:17,492 --> 00:10:19,792 but, you know, you've done a lot to help me out. 202 00:10:20,412 --> 00:10:22,332 - I know you had good intentions. 203 00:10:22,331 --> 00:10:23,921 It's all good. 204 00:10:23,916 --> 00:10:25,626 LUIS: Hey, listen, I really think 205 00:10:25,626 --> 00:10:26,956 you should come out tonight. 206 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:28,590 I promise we'll do it up right, primo. 207 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:30,879 - I'd rather kick it by myself. 208 00:10:30,881 --> 00:10:32,341 LUIS: Come on, dawg. 209 00:10:32,341 --> 00:10:33,631 We don't even gotta go out anywhere. 210 00:10:33,634 --> 00:10:35,474 Just come out and have a pisto with me. 211 00:10:35,469 --> 00:10:37,429 - You didn't hear me? I said no! 212 00:10:38,597 --> 00:10:40,467 LUIS: Alright, then, you fuckin' pussy. 213 00:10:40,474 --> 00:10:41,484 Have it your way. 214 00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:51,904 [doorknob rattling] 215 00:10:54,947 --> 00:10:56,657 ♪ ominous music playing ♪ 216 00:10:56,657 --> 00:11:01,577 ♪ 217 00:11:01,578 --> 00:11:02,618 [clicks] 218 00:11:02,621 --> 00:11:04,251 ♪ 219 00:11:12,464 --> 00:11:14,014 - What the fuck? 220 00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:19,637 [eerily] ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 221 00:11:19,638 --> 00:11:21,098 What the fuck? 222 00:11:21,098 --> 00:11:23,478 LUIS: Get him, homeys, get him! - No! No! 223 00:11:23,475 --> 00:11:25,635 LUIS: Watch out, that fool bites. - Get the fuck off me! 224 00:11:25,644 --> 00:11:26,854 LUIS: His teeth are fucked up, but they're strong! 225 00:11:26,854 --> 00:11:28,194 JULIO: No! No! 226 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:29,768 Respect my birthday wishes! 227 00:11:30,691 --> 00:11:31,691 ♪ music playing on TV ♪ 228 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:41,292 JULIO: Leave me the fuck alone! No! 229 00:11:41,285 --> 00:11:42,575 No! No! 230 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:50,625 LUIS: Surprise! 231 00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:52,797 You're at a bowling alley, bitch. 232 00:11:53,881 --> 00:11:56,091 You ready for the best fuckin' birthday of your life, primo? 233 00:11:56,091 --> 00:11:57,551 Come on, tell the homey your shoe size. 234 00:11:58,844 --> 00:11:59,854 - Three. 235 00:12:00,846 --> 00:12:01,926 - Don't be stupid. 236 00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:04,890 ♪ 237 00:12:04,892 --> 00:12:07,022 ♪ Magic Carpet Ride by Steppenwolf playing ♪ 238 00:12:07,019 --> 00:12:09,349 [cheering] 239 00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:11,024 ♪ 240 00:12:11,023 --> 00:12:13,363 ♪ Right between the sound machine ♪ 241 00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:14,988 - Come on, Luis. 242 00:12:15,611 --> 00:12:17,741 ♪ On a cloud of sound I drift in the night ♪ 243 00:12:17,738 --> 00:12:19,738 - Yeah, homey! 244 00:12:19,740 --> 00:12:21,160 ♪ 245 00:12:21,158 --> 00:12:23,158 WOMAN: Get in here. - No, you can do it. You can do it. 246 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:24,290 - Julio! 247 00:12:24,286 --> 00:12:26,496 ♪ You don't know what ♪ 248 00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:28,286 [all groaning] 249 00:12:28,290 --> 00:12:29,330 FABIAN: Come on. 250 00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:31,213 [cheering] [man whistles] 251 00:12:31,210 --> 00:12:33,250 - Wah! [laughter] 252 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,463 ♪ You don't know what ♪ 253 00:12:35,464 --> 00:12:37,054 LUIS: Oh! Oh, shit. 254 00:12:37,049 --> 00:12:38,049 ♪ 255 00:12:38,050 --> 00:12:39,680 [all cheering] 256 00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:40,676 [man whistles] 257 00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:42,047 ♪ 258 00:12:42,054 --> 00:12:44,104 ♪ Close your eyes, girl ♪ 259 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,967 ♪ Look inside, girl ♪ 260 00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:48,774 ♪ Let the sound take you away ♪ 261 00:12:48,769 --> 00:12:50,439 [inaudible dialogue] 262 00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:54,687 ♪ 263 00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:55,781 [sighs] 264 00:12:56,652 --> 00:12:58,782 MINISTER PAYNE: Feliz cumpleaños, buddy. 265 00:13:01,198 --> 00:13:02,198 Chili cheese fry. 266 00:13:02,783 --> 00:13:04,743 - I'm good. No, thanks. - Your loss. 267 00:13:06,578 --> 00:13:07,578 Hey. 268 00:13:08,747 --> 00:13:10,247 I get that you hate your birthday, 269 00:13:10,249 --> 00:13:13,379 but you should be happy there are people who wanna celebrate you. 270 00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:15,341 You've made a difference in their lives. 271 00:13:15,337 --> 00:13:17,087 They're better people because of you. 272 00:13:17,089 --> 00:13:19,379 LUIS: Oh, damn, oh, I'm pregnant. 273 00:13:19,383 --> 00:13:20,763 Ay, mira, look, it's a baby Julio. 274 00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:22,549 [grunting] 275 00:13:22,553 --> 00:13:23,553 Bitch. 276 00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:27,601 - You're totally right. 277 00:13:28,183 --> 00:13:30,693 I need to change my attitude. How about this? 278 00:13:30,686 --> 00:13:33,686 I'll stop being a little bitch if you bowl a round with me. 279 00:13:33,689 --> 00:13:36,439 Loser has to lead group hug tomorrow. 280 00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:38,531 - Oh, game on, bitch. 281 00:13:38,527 --> 00:13:41,027 - I'll go get us another round. - No, no, no. 282 00:13:41,029 --> 00:13:43,779 It's your birthday. Drinks are on me. - Uh! I insist. 283 00:13:43,782 --> 00:13:45,162 I fuckin' bit you. 284 00:13:46,410 --> 00:13:48,500 - Fair enough. You did break the skin. 285 00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:53,461 MAN: What can I say, I'm blessed, I'm blessed. 286 00:13:54,251 --> 00:13:58,961 ♪ 287 00:13:58,964 --> 00:14:00,474 - Can I get my shoes back? 288 00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:02,008 - Twenty dollars. 289 00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:03,339 - What? 290 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:04,763 - Birthday boy who hates his birthday, 291 00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:06,471 trying to skip out on his own party? 292 00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:07,641 I've seen it a million times. 293 00:14:08,182 --> 00:14:10,102 Give me $20, I'll give you your shoes back. 294 00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:12,643 - Goddamn it. 295 00:14:14,730 --> 00:14:15,770 - Happy birthday. 296 00:14:18,233 --> 00:14:19,323 - Maggie? 297 00:14:19,318 --> 00:14:21,488 - Oh, shit. - Let me guess. 298 00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:23,316 Luis invited you to this stupid thing, huh? 299 00:14:24,281 --> 00:14:25,281 - What stupid thing? 300 00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:28,871 - Who the fuck is this? 301 00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:33,371 - Th-- This-- This is my date. 302 00:14:33,832 --> 00:14:35,882 - Hey, what's up, man? Cool shoes. 303 00:14:37,294 --> 00:14:41,344 - This guy is my friend Julio Lopez. 304 00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:44,798 - Hey, cool name, bro. I'm Julio Tambien. 305 00:14:45,677 --> 00:14:47,097 - Oh, great. Another Julio? 306 00:14:48,472 --> 00:14:49,562 What's your last name? 307 00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:52,176 - I just told you, bro. It's Tambien. 308 00:14:52,768 --> 00:14:54,768 - What kinda stupid-ass last name is that? 309 00:14:55,479 --> 00:14:56,559 - I dunno. 310 00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:02,574 - How was I supposed to know you'd be here? 311 00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,819 You usually just stay at home and stare at the ceiling on your birthday. 312 00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:07,071 - You don't know me as well as you think you do. 313 00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:08,834 I'm actually having a fuckin' blast right now. 314 00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:11,285 - You were just trying to escape your own party. 315 00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:13,866 - I don't wanna argue on my birthday. It's a special day. 316 00:15:13,872 --> 00:15:17,002 - Aw. - Also, how'd you meet that fool? 317 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,750 - I met him at a work event for my firm. He's a lawyer. 318 00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:22,263 - A lawyer? Pfft. What a douche. 319 00:15:22,256 --> 00:15:23,916 - An international human rights lawyer. 320 00:15:23,924 --> 00:15:25,684 - [sarcastically] Oh, what a great guy. 321 00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:27,511 Fuck off. - Ugh. 322 00:15:27,511 --> 00:15:29,721 - Isn't there like a law against dating one of your coworkers? 323 00:15:29,721 --> 00:15:33,061 It's funny how you work at a law firm and I know more about the law than you. 324 00:15:33,058 --> 00:15:34,478 - Oh, my God, just shut up, okay? 325 00:15:34,476 --> 00:15:36,896 Look, I am happy to go somewhere else. 326 00:15:37,646 --> 00:15:39,816 I fucking hate bowling. JULIO: No. Just stay. 327 00:15:39,815 --> 00:15:42,105 We're all adults here. I'm 31 now. 328 00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:45,199 Mature enough to handle this complicated situation with ease. 329 00:15:45,946 --> 00:15:49,156 - Okay. If that's what you really want. 330 00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:52,117 - Yeah. - Hey, babe. Let's go bowl. 331 00:15:52,911 --> 00:15:55,461 - Hey. Nice meeting you, Julio Lopez. 332 00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:57,245 - Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. 333 00:16:02,546 --> 00:16:04,166 - Game on, Tambien. 334 00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:09,720 ♪ 335 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:12,390 - Thank you. - Let's fuckin' do this. 336 00:16:12,389 --> 00:16:13,719 ♪ 337 00:16:13,724 --> 00:16:15,314 [indistinct chatter] - Oh. Oh. 338 00:16:15,309 --> 00:16:18,189 ♪ 339 00:16:18,187 --> 00:16:19,807 - Hey, my boy. 340 00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:21,773 Maggie's there with some other fool. 341 00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:22,773 - I know. 342 00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:26,235 - Well, how does that make you feel? 343 00:16:26,862 --> 00:16:29,112 - It's my birthday. I feel fucking great. 344 00:16:29,114 --> 00:16:30,874 ♪ 345 00:16:30,866 --> 00:16:32,446 - That's right, my boy! 346 00:16:32,451 --> 00:16:33,871 Welcome to the party! 347 00:16:33,869 --> 00:16:38,579 ♪ 348 00:16:38,582 --> 00:16:40,292 MINISTER PAYNE: Nice job there, gutter boy. 349 00:16:40,292 --> 00:16:44,252 ♪ 350 00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:45,384 - Damn. 351 00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:51,220 ♪ 352 00:16:51,220 --> 00:16:52,470 [man yells indistinctly] 353 00:16:52,471 --> 00:16:54,521 ♪ 354 00:16:54,515 --> 00:16:56,225 [all cheering] 355 00:16:56,225 --> 00:16:59,555 ♪ 356 00:16:59,561 --> 00:17:01,771 - Just nice and easy. 357 00:17:01,772 --> 00:17:03,072 Okay. 358 00:17:03,732 --> 00:17:05,862 - Hey, it's your turn, fool, come on. 359 00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:11,489 ♪ 360 00:17:11,490 --> 00:17:16,910 ♪ 361 00:17:16,912 --> 00:17:18,662 - Whoa! 362 00:17:18,664 --> 00:17:20,674 ♪ 363 00:17:20,666 --> 00:17:21,876 [all cheer] 364 00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:25,955 ♪ 365 00:17:25,963 --> 00:17:28,803 Final frame. Two pins to win. 366 00:17:28,799 --> 00:17:30,509 You got this, Lopez. 367 00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:33,261 Fuck you, Tambien. 368 00:17:34,388 --> 00:17:35,558 [groans] 369 00:17:35,556 --> 00:17:39,556 ♪ 370 00:17:45,774 --> 00:17:47,194 [winces] Fuck. 371 00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:50,571 - Damn, Manuela's not doing too good, huh? 372 00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:53,490 Maybe you should throw in the towel 'cause Payne already crushed you. 373 00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:56,030 ♪ 374 00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:57,414 - Can't let that fool win. 375 00:17:58,245 --> 00:17:59,995 Guess I gotta use the other Manuela. 376 00:17:59,997 --> 00:18:02,537 ♪ Nookie by Limp Bizkit playing ♪ 377 00:18:02,541 --> 00:18:05,591 - Right. But what I was saying was is you already lost, you know, so-- 378 00:18:05,586 --> 00:18:08,756 ♪ 379 00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,875 ♪ I came into this world as a reject ♪ 380 00:18:10,883 --> 00:18:12,093 ♪ Look into these eyes ♪ 381 00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:13,472 ♪ Then you'll see the size of the flames ♪ 382 00:18:13,468 --> 00:18:14,888 - ♪ Dwellin' on the past ♪ - ♪ Past ♪ 383 00:18:14,887 --> 00:18:16,177 - ♪ It's burnin' up my brain ♪ - ♪ Hot ♪ 384 00:18:16,180 --> 00:18:18,850 ♪ Everyone that burns has to learn from the pain ♪ 385 00:18:18,849 --> 00:18:20,179 - ♪ Hey ♪ - ♪ Like a chump ♪ 386 00:18:20,184 --> 00:18:21,194 - ♪ Hey ♪ - ♪ Like a chump ♪ 387 00:18:21,185 --> 00:18:22,895 - ♪ Hey ♪ - ♪ Like a chump ♪ 388 00:18:22,895 --> 00:18:24,265 - ♪ Hey ♪ - ♪ Like a chump ♪ 389 00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:25,651 - ♪ Hey ♪ - ♪ Like a chump ♪ 390 00:18:25,647 --> 00:18:26,727 - ♪ Hey ♪ - ♪ Like a chump ♪ 391 00:18:26,732 --> 00:18:27,902 - ♪ Hey ♪ - ♪ Like a chump ♪ 392 00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:29,070 - ♪ Hey ♪ - ♪ Like a chump ♪ 393 00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:30,237 - ♪ Hey ♪ - ♪ Like a chump ♪ 394 00:18:30,235 --> 00:18:31,945 - ♪ Hey ♪ - ♪ Like a chump ♪ 395 00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:33,025 - ♪ Hey ♪ - ♪ Like a chump ♪ 396 00:18:36,575 --> 00:18:37,945 - Whoo! 397 00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:39,201 - ♪ The nookie ♪ - ♪ Come on ♪ 398 00:18:39,203 --> 00:18:40,293 - ♪ The nookie ♪ - ♪ Come on ♪ 399 00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:41,787 ♪ So you can take that cookie ♪ 400 00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,208 Yeah! 401 00:18:43,832 --> 00:18:45,542 - ♪ Stick it up your ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 402 00:18:45,542 --> 00:18:46,712 ♪ Stick it up your ♪ 403 00:18:46,710 --> 00:18:48,340 ♪ I did it all for the nookie ♪ 404 00:18:48,337 --> 00:18:49,547 - ♪ Come on ♪ - ♪ The nookie ♪ 405 00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:51,166 - ♪ Come on ♪ - ♪ So you can take that cookie ♪ 406 00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:52,593 - ♪ And stick it up your ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 407 00:18:52,591 --> 00:18:54,091 - ♪ Stick it up your ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 408 00:18:54,092 --> 00:18:55,182 - ♪ Stick it up your ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 409 00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:56,387 ♪ Stick it up your ♪ 410 00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:59,256 ♪ 411 00:18:59,264 --> 00:19:03,694 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 412 00:19:04,269 --> 00:19:08,859 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 413 00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:13,487 ♪ Happy birthday, dear Julio ♪ 414 00:19:13,487 --> 00:19:15,107 ♪ Lopez ♪ 415 00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:17,493 ♪ Happy birthday ♪ 416 00:19:17,491 --> 00:19:20,201 - ♪ To you ♪ - ♪ To me! ♪ 417 00:19:21,954 --> 00:19:23,794 Woo-hoo-hoo! 418 00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:27,542 - Did you just stick your dirty motherfuckin' face 419 00:19:27,543 --> 00:19:29,423 into my beautiful motherfuckin' cake? 420 00:19:29,419 --> 00:19:32,419 - You're supposed to let other people push your head into the cake. 421 00:19:32,422 --> 00:19:34,472 Maybe it's better you don't celebrate your birthday. 422 00:19:34,466 --> 00:19:35,836 I don't think you know how to do it right. 423 00:19:36,593 --> 00:19:37,853 Go wash your face off. 424 00:19:40,472 --> 00:19:42,062 - You ruined your birthday for us. 425 00:19:42,683 --> 00:19:45,643 ♪ 426 00:19:45,644 --> 00:19:47,814 - Why the fuck are you acting like such a tool? 427 00:19:47,813 --> 00:19:49,773 - Hey, this is for men only. 428 00:19:49,773 --> 00:19:51,483 - [in deeper voice] Hey, you're a fucking idiot. 429 00:19:51,483 --> 00:19:53,943 - You're just mad I beat your boyfriend's ass at bowling. 430 00:19:53,944 --> 00:19:55,454 Guess I'm still Julio number one. 431 00:19:55,445 --> 00:19:57,235 - You can't beat someone you're not playing. 432 00:19:57,239 --> 00:19:58,489 That's not how shit works. 433 00:19:58,490 --> 00:20:00,120 - You could have at least texted me back. 434 00:20:00,576 --> 00:20:04,576 - Why? Did you want to hang out with me? 435 00:20:04,580 --> 00:20:09,380 - No. It's just friends should text friends back on their birthdays. 436 00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:10,586 - Just admit it. 437 00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:12,211 You miss me. 438 00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:13,961 - I didn't say that. 439 00:20:14,423 --> 00:20:20,013 - Stop being such a little bitch and admit what you want. 440 00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:22,596 - I don't want shit from you. 441 00:20:23,765 --> 00:20:24,805 - I know what you want. 442 00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:30,232 You wanna kiss me right here in this dirty-ass bathroom. 443 00:20:30,939 --> 00:20:32,149 Admit it, slut. 444 00:20:33,358 --> 00:20:34,938 - Okay. I miss you. There. 445 00:20:36,028 --> 00:20:37,028 - And? 446 00:20:37,738 --> 00:20:39,778 - And I wanna kiss you in this dirty-ass bathroom. 447 00:20:43,577 --> 00:20:46,037 - Congrats, birthday boy. 448 00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:48,168 You finally said what you want. 449 00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:50,291 You're growing up. 450 00:20:51,335 --> 00:20:53,205 Sapo verde, bitch! 451 00:20:53,212 --> 00:20:56,552 ♪ 452 00:20:56,548 --> 00:20:57,798 [cell phone chimes] 453 00:20:57,799 --> 00:20:59,049 [mouths] 454 00:21:05,224 --> 00:21:06,814 [keypad beeping] 455 00:21:10,145 --> 00:21:11,305 [toilet flushes] 456 00:21:13,482 --> 00:21:16,692 - Do not eat the chili cheese fries. 457 00:21:17,152 --> 00:21:19,402 Tell everyone. 458 00:21:19,404 --> 00:21:22,324 ♪ Las Mañanitas by Martyn Laight playing ♪ 459 00:21:22,324 --> 00:21:25,414 ♪ 460 00:21:25,464 --> 00:21:30,014 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 31853

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