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DJ NOSTALGIA [over radio]:
Does no one respect
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your busted-ass ride?
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Call Rent Your Rims
so your wheels could have some drift.
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Coming up next is another
throwback classic from back in the day.
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♪ Back In The Day by Ahmad A. Lewis
playing over stereo ♪
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- Ooh! Damn!
[increases volume]
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Yeah, I love this jam, homey.
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Oh! I can't believe
they're calling this a throwback.
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- It's an oldie.
You fools are oldies now.
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- Tsk. You're the oldie
with your ancient Mayan face, like--
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CHEF WILLIAMS:
Old Benjamin Button face-ass.
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I'm still young and delicious.
I'm like a cupcake.
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- Damn, I haven't felt this good in years.
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You know, this Hugs not Thugs shit
ain't that bad.
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I actually like making cupcakes,
you know, it's therapeutic.
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Sorry I gave you
a hard time at first, primo.
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Thanks for getting me on the program.
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JULIO:
Don't even mention it.
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We're family.
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I got your back.
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CHEF WILLIAMS:
Damn, y'all corny.
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♪
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Let's drop off these cupcakes, man.
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- Hey, Julio!
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You gonna help us out or--
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[Julio grunts]
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What the fuck are you doing?
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- You never heard of it?
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It's this new thing called a stretching.
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- What are you, the fuckin' elderly?
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You need a Viagra?
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Probably not right now
'cause we're at work but maybe later, huh?
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- Hey. Hey.
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Y'all hurry the fuck up and decide
whether your dicks is old or not
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so y'all can help me
deliver these cupcakes.
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Shit. Y'all talk more than
the motherfuckin' View.
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DAVONTE:
Look at this bitch made motherfucker.
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♪ ominous music ♪
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- Davonte.
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Thought your ass
would be dead by now.
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- On the contrary, bitch.
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As you can see, I'm alive and thriving.
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So you one of them
pink cupcake bitches now, huh?
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- Hey, playboy. We're called Huggers.
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- Hey, hey, Julio.
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I got this shit.
DAVONTE: Shit.
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You even more bitch than I remember.
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And you was always quite the bitch.
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[laughs] Hey, remember
that time me and my boys
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beat your ass
outside your grandma's house?
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- [scoffs] You must have
Alzheimer's, homeboy.
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It was outside Magic Mountain.
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It was me and my boys who beat your ass.
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- Dawg, that would have never happened!
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Black people don't fuck
with Magic Mountain.
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We Knott's Berry Farm people, fool.
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- Nah, nah, nah. You forgot.
Your ass was at Magic Mountain.
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Maybe a sock to the face
will remind your ass, huh?
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- Hey, hey, hey!
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Enough of this shit.
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We got cupcakes to deliver.
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- At least your old boys used to be tough.
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Now you roll around
with soft motherfuckers like this bitch.
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Look at him. He got "rob me" face
and fucked-up teeth.
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Couldn't fight if he wanted to.
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- Man, fuck you!
- Hey, hey!
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We're gonna handle this shit,
we're gonna do it right.
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Imma gather my boys, you gather yours.
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I'll meet you at the park at sunset.
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Throw some putasos.
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- Oh, yeah, me and my boys will be there.
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But be warned,
my boys ain't boys anymore, they're men.
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- Yeah, my boys are soldiers.
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- Well, my boys are warriors.
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[Julio gasps]
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Bitch-ass mark.
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- Why'd you flinch?
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[Julio gasps]
Stop flinching!
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Fuck!
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♪ theme music playing ♪
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♪
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♪
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♪
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Damn, I can't wait to see my boys.
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Haven't seen those fools in forever.
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- You're for real gonna go
fight in the park?
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Like you're in junior high?
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- Hey, if you're not down,
I'll go fuckin' do it myself.
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Guess you were lying
when you said all the shit about family
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and always having my back, huh?
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- Goddamn it. Fine.
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I'll drive you.
But I'm not fuckin' fighting.
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LUIS: [scoffs] I don't want
you to throw down anyway.
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I ain't trying to lose.
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- Man, fuck you.
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- Goddamn, you bitches ain't finished yet?
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Hurry the fuck up so I can get home
in time for Judge Mathis.
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- Dawg, you gotta get
on that Judge Judy train,
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that bitch is mean.
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- Nah, nah, nah, nah. Fuck that.
I only support black judges.
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Except for Clarence Thomas.
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I hope that bitch dies.
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- Hey, hey, hey, chef.
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You wanna help us
go fight some fools at the park?
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- No, no, no, no, no.
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See that goes against every single thing
that I've worked so hard to achieve.
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- [grunts] Oh, come on, dawg, please!
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- A'ight, fuck it. You've convinced me.
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- Yeah!
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CHEF WILLIAMS:
Come on, now.
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Yeah, we got seven more trays to go, man.
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We've been here how long?
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♪ Back in the days when I was young
I'm not a kid anymore ♪
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♪ But some days I sit ♪
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CHEF WILLIAMS:
A'ight, so who we about to go fight?
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- One of my old enemies
from back in the day.
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Some bitch-ass fool named Davonte.
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- Well, wait, there's a Hispanic dude
out there named Davonte?
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- Nah, nah, nah, nah. He's Black.
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- Oh, fuck that.
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I'm not gonna help two Mexicans
beat up a Black dude.
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Look, I'll still roll with you,
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but when we fight,
I'm gonna have to fight on his side.
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- Okay, I can respect that.
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You've gotta back up your people.
- Yeah.
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- When the fight comes,
you could take Julio.
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- Hell, yeah!
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I've been meaning to fuck you up.
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- But we work together.
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- Exactly.
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- Alright, the first homey
we're gonna pick up, pff,
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it's my ride or die homey,
my A1 since day one.
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The boy to end all boys.
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♪
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[doorbell dings]
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♪
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[grunts]
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You're all stretched out now.
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- Stop fighting, stop fighting.
- Cut that shit out.
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Hey, what's up, Vero?
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Um, we're actually here to see Fatass.
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- Hey, Luis.
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It's been too long.
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That's so nice
that you decided to stop by.
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Come on in.
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- Come on.
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♪ organ music playing ♪
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♪
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My boy.
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♪
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[dinging]
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- These were his favorites.
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- Mm. I like your style.
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Quick and easy.
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- Man, can't believe he died.
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JULIO:
Really?
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I mean, his name was Fatass.
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- What you trying to say?
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- You don't exactly meet
a lot of old fools named Fatass.
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- Obesity does account
for 18% of all male deaths
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over the age of 40.
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VERONICA:
Excuse me.
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But my husband's weight
had nothing to do with his passing.
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It was a car crash.
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Texting and driving.
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- The silent killer.
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- [exhales] Wow.
That is a lot to take in, Luis.
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I think you should take the day
to process this loss.
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I don't think you're in the right space
to fight that fool Davonte.
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- Davonte?
- Yeah.
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- Fatass hated that motherfucker.
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You gotta kick that fool's ass.
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- I'll be honored to kick his ass.
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For Fatass.
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- You know, Luis,
right before Fatass died,
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he said something about you.
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- For real? What did he say?
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- Yeah, he said you owed him $20.
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- Oh, yeah, uh--
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No problem. Give me $20.
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[sighs]
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- You, uh, you think
I could get your number?
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Respectfully.
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For Fatass.
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- Motherfuckers are good.
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[burps]
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[exhales]
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[burps, grunts]
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Damn, got some nasty
throat acid or some shit.
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- That's what you get
for eating all those Bagel Bites.
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You probably fucked up your esophagus.
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- Esopha these nuts.
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- Wait. What?
- Shut up.
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Luckily, I got a homey
who lives just a few blocks from here.
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Assuming he's not dead,
he'll roll with us for sure.
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[burps]
- Hey, goddamn.
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That shit smell like some cheap-ass
Chef Boyardee shit, man.
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Crack the motherfucking window
in this shit.
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[burps]
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♪
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CUETE:
Man, fuck Davonte, homey.
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I'm still banned from Magic Mountain
from that last time we jumped him.
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You know I'd love to kick
that fool's ass one last time,
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fuck, but I can't, dawg.
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My sciatic nerve's
been acting up, homey.
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LUIS:
That's bullshit.
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Quit making excuses
and come back up your homeboy.
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- Hey, hold up.
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Sciatic nerve pain is no joke.
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Where's the problem?
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- It's in my L4, L5, dawg.
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- Damn, mine's L5 and S1.
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CUETE: Damn.
- Wait. Does yours radiate down your leg?
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- Shit, like a motherfucker, homey.
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CHEF WILLIAMS:
Oh, shit, I feel you, man.
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My spine specialist said
I probably gotta get
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one of those microdiscectomies.
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- Oh, shit, for real?
- Yeah!
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- Man, I'll pray for you.
CHEF WILLIAMS: Please.
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CUETE:
That's rough, homey,
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but it might not all be bad news.
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My homeboy had that same operation.
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He said a couple of months
of physical therapy, he was right back--
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- Hey, come on, y'all, stay focused!
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We're talking about busting heads,
not broken backs and shit.
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- Damn, my boy. I wish I could join you.
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I really can't risk it, dawg.
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You know-- Hey, do me a solid, homey.
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Take my son.
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He needs to get toughened up, dawg.
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- Oh, yeah, I forgot you had a morro.
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How old is he now?
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- I don't fucking know, dawg,
like 12 or some shit.
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Hey, Junior, come here!
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[shoes tapping]
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Junior, this is my homeboy Luis.
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- You ready to get into
a gang fight, Junior?
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- Like West Side Story?
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I'll go get changed.
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[tap dancing]
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- Fuckin' loves that movie, dawg.
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By the way, you still owe me
20 fucking bucks, homes.
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- Yeah, don't trip on me, I got it.
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[sighs]
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♪
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♪
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- So are you like the Sharks or the Jets?
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- Whichever one you want.
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- Okay. Then we're the Sharks, obviously.
250
00:10:09,651 --> 00:10:11,951
- What the fuck are you talking about?
251
00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:12,945
[groans]
252
00:10:13,614 --> 00:10:15,074
- Hey, you good?
253
00:10:15,073 --> 00:10:16,203
[exhales]
254
00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,120
- My stomach and my throat
are pretty fucked up.
255
00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:20,248
- Dawg, you probably got acid reflux.
256
00:10:20,245 --> 00:10:22,115
- My dad has acid reflux.
257
00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:24,332
He says that's what happens
when you get old.
258
00:10:25,751 --> 00:10:27,341
- Hey, if you're not feeling good,
259
00:10:27,336 --> 00:10:28,956
we should just reschedule the fight.
260
00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:29,962
- Fuck, no!
261
00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:32,093
This ain't Google Calendars,
this is real life.
262
00:10:32,758 --> 00:10:35,298
- We should at least stop by the store
and get you some probiotics.
263
00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:36,512
Those always help me.
264
00:10:36,512 --> 00:10:37,762
- Alright, alright.
265
00:10:37,763 --> 00:10:39,853
Give me some of those antibiotics
they put up your culo.
266
00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:41,098
JULIO:
It's not how you take them, idiot.
267
00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:42,309
You take them orally.
268
00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:43,729
- I'm not taking shit orally.
269
00:10:43,727 --> 00:10:44,937
- But that's how you take them.
270
00:10:44,937 --> 00:10:47,227
- Yeah, yeah, that's how
you take them. Ugh!
271
00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:50,226
- Did you just say you take a shit orally?
272
00:10:50,234 --> 00:10:51,444
Yo, y'all are nasty.
273
00:10:52,903 --> 00:10:54,823
There's a little boy in this car.
274
00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:56,071
[burps]
275
00:10:56,073 --> 00:10:58,493
Fuckin' his little brain up.
Mm-hmm-hmm.
276
00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:02,204
[burps]
277
00:11:02,204 --> 00:11:03,964
[indistinct announcement over PA]
278
00:11:14,258 --> 00:11:15,588
Hey, kid.
279
00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:17,722
This is what me and your jefe
used to do all the time back in the day.
280
00:11:20,264 --> 00:11:22,274
- You used to steal Tums with my dad?
281
00:11:22,266 --> 00:11:24,136
- We used to steal all kinds of shit
from this store.
282
00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:25,812
They got a no chase policy.
283
00:11:25,811 --> 00:11:28,481
So once you make it past the exit,
you're untouchable.
284
00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,730
WOMAN [over PA]:
Code green on aisle two.
285
00:11:30,732 --> 00:11:32,822
Code green on aisle two.
286
00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:41,329
- Here, Julio, help me
sell some of these cupcakes.
287
00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:42,366
- I got you.
288
00:11:42,911 --> 00:11:44,661
[clears throat]
289
00:11:44,663 --> 00:11:46,583
- Boy, oh, boy!
290
00:11:46,582 --> 00:11:49,592
These sure are some yummy-ass cupcakes.
291
00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:51,710
- And for a great cause?
292
00:11:51,712 --> 00:11:52,802
Don't mind if I do.
293
00:11:54,256 --> 00:11:56,086
Cupcakes. Cupcakes.
294
00:11:58,719 --> 00:12:00,509
- Bitch, do you want me to relapse?
295
00:12:00,971 --> 00:12:03,021
Do you realize how high
of a motherfucking recidivism rate
296
00:12:03,015 --> 00:12:04,925
I'm up against?
Do you?
297
00:12:05,726 --> 00:12:07,556
Why don't you buy a fuckin' cupcake?
298
00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:08,981
Keep a nigga off the streets.
299
00:12:10,272 --> 00:12:12,572
Thank you.
Red velvet is an amazing choice.
300
00:12:13,025 --> 00:12:14,645
- Alright, let's hit these calles.
301
00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:16,151
- Wait, you didn't buy anything?
302
00:12:21,617 --> 00:12:22,907
- Run, bitch.
303
00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:27,920
♪
304
00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:30,075
- Hugs Not Thugs is does not condone this,
305
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,293
but the cupcakes are bomb.
306
00:12:31,293 --> 00:12:33,553
♪
307
00:12:33,545 --> 00:12:34,705
[laughs]
308
00:12:34,713 --> 00:12:36,673
- Toma! Pssh!
309
00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:38,633
- Fuck you, Officer Krupke!
310
00:12:39,843 --> 00:12:41,723
- Get in the car!
311
00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:44,260
♪
312
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:47,234
♪
313
00:12:47,226 --> 00:12:49,556
- Luis, you fuckin' idiot.
You could have got us arrested.
314
00:12:49,561 --> 00:12:51,981
- Hey, his pops wanted me
to toughen him up.
315
00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:54,020
I don't want the poor kid
to grow up and be like you.
316
00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:57,114
- I love being in a gang.
317
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,280
- Yeah, you fuckin' do.
318
00:12:58,820 --> 00:12:59,950
Hey, mijo, check this out.
319
00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:01,987
Me and your pops used to do this
to freak girls out.
320
00:13:02,741 --> 00:13:04,451
[neck cracks]
[groans sharply]
321
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:05,831
My fuckin' neck!
322
00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:07,997
- Fool, this is why you gotta stretch.
323
00:13:07,996 --> 00:13:09,456
- Shut up, bitch! [groans]
324
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,286
Fuck. I'm fine, alright?
325
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,631
I'm still down to fight.
JUNIOR: That's the spirit!
326
00:13:14,211 --> 00:13:17,461
After all, did Maria give up
after Tony murdered her brother?
327
00:13:18,257 --> 00:13:20,177
- No. She dated him.
328
00:13:20,676 --> 00:13:23,596
- Yo, I don't know what
this little motherfucker talkin' about,
329
00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:25,005
man, but it's motivatin'!
330
00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:27,023
- Hey, hey, make a left right here, Julio.
331
00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:28,515
We still got plenty more boys to hit up.
332
00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:30,347
[groans, sighs]
333
00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:32,314
[doorbell dings]
334
00:13:32,813 --> 00:13:34,063
[doorbell dings]
335
00:13:34,398 --> 00:13:35,478
[doorbell dings]
336
00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:38,110
♪ Back in the days when I was young ♪
337
00:13:38,110 --> 00:13:39,650
♪ I'm not a kid anymore ♪
338
00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:42,363
♪ But some days I sit
and wish I was a kid again ♪
339
00:13:42,364 --> 00:13:44,074
♪ Back in the days when I was young ♪
340
00:13:44,074 --> 00:13:45,624
♪ I'm not a kid anymore ♪
341
00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:48,287
♪ But some days I sit
and wish I was a kid again ♪
342
00:13:48,287 --> 00:13:49,327
♪ Back in the days ♪
343
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,119
♪ When I just a little nigga ♪
344
00:13:51,123 --> 00:13:52,753
♪ I looked up to my bigger bro ♪
345
00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:54,169
♪ Begged if I could kick it so ♪
346
00:13:54,168 --> 00:13:56,878
♪ When he went out with girls
I could go taggin' along ♪
347
00:13:56,879 --> 00:14:00,219
♪ Naggin' if she had a sis
maybe could mack a baby hood rat ♪
348
00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:03,715
♪ Y'all remember way back then,
when it was 1985 ♪
349
00:14:03,719 --> 00:14:06,219
♪ All the way live,
I think I was about ten ♪
350
00:14:06,221 --> 00:14:08,311
♪ One of those happy little niggaz
singin' the blues ♪
351
00:14:08,307 --> 00:14:10,017
I'm tired of hearing this stupid-ass song.
352
00:14:10,017 --> 00:14:12,017
[song stops]
[neck cracks]
353
00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:13,979
Oh, fuck!
354
00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:16,189
- Oh, man, it sounded like
you pinched a nerve.
355
00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:18,530
- Dawg, can we quit this shit yet?
356
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:19,985
This ain't working.
357
00:14:19,985 --> 00:14:21,895
- No, no, no, no.
I still got one last boy, alright?
358
00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:23,664
This fool used to be down for anything.
359
00:14:24,281 --> 00:14:25,411
He was our wild card.
360
00:14:25,407 --> 00:14:27,407
♪
361
00:14:31,455 --> 00:14:33,165
[doorbell chimes]
362
00:14:33,165 --> 00:14:35,665
Damn, he probably
doesn't even live here anymore.
363
00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:37,247
- Hmm.
[door opens]
364
00:14:38,879 --> 00:14:39,959
- Luis?
365
00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:41,593
- Hey, I know you probably moved on
366
00:14:41,590 --> 00:14:43,880
and evolved as a person or whatever,
367
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:46,641
uh, but if you're down,
which I'm sure you're not,
368
00:14:47,179 --> 00:14:49,179
a few of us are gonna go
fuck up that fool Davonte.
369
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:53,938
- Oh, fuck yeah, perro!
370
00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:55,516
I'm down.
371
00:14:55,521 --> 00:14:57,361
I'm tired of this square-ass life.
372
00:14:58,649 --> 00:14:59,819
- Really?
- Yeah.
373
00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:02,607
[gun cocks]
- Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, hey!
374
00:15:02,611 --> 00:15:04,401
- Let's kill this motherfucker!
375
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:05,914
- Slow down, perro.
376
00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:07,566
We're just trying to throw some putasos.
377
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,084
- Hey, no half measures.
378
00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:11,746
If we're gonna do this,
we're gonna fuckin' do right!
379
00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:16,464
- Right. No, no, yeah.
No, you're right.
380
00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:19,044
Uh, the only thing is, homey,
we forgot our cuetes,
381
00:15:19,044 --> 00:15:20,384
so that's the only problem.
382
00:15:20,379 --> 00:15:22,169
- Oh, don't worry about it.
I got you fools. How many you need?
383
00:15:23,632 --> 00:15:26,012
- Uh... maybe four.
384
00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:28,468
- I want a knife.
385
00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:29,470
- A knife?
386
00:15:30,389 --> 00:15:31,969
- I wanna feel it.
387
00:15:34,351 --> 00:15:37,311
- Yeah, homey, so I guess
three cuetes and a filero.
388
00:15:38,564 --> 00:15:39,774
- And a glass of water.
389
00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:42,192
- Coming right up.
390
00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:44,816
We gonna die tonight, my boy!
391
00:15:45,529 --> 00:15:46,699
- Yeah.
392
00:15:46,697 --> 00:15:48,617
CYCO:
Honey, I'm going out with the boys.
393
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:49,615
Don't wait up.
394
00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:52,326
- Run, bitch!
395
00:15:52,327 --> 00:15:53,867
Shit!
396
00:15:53,871 --> 00:15:57,251
♪
397
00:15:57,249 --> 00:15:58,329
- Hey, wait!
398
00:16:01,044 --> 00:16:02,054
Luis!
399
00:16:03,672 --> 00:16:05,422
You still owe me 20 bucks!
400
00:16:14,516 --> 00:16:15,556
[slams door]
401
00:16:18,896 --> 00:16:20,056
- [groans] What the--
402
00:16:24,318 --> 00:16:25,648
Hey.
403
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:27,822
Why the fuck are we back
at Hugs Not Thugs?
404
00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:29,661
- Because you fell asleep
like a fucking grandpa
405
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:32,026
after your psycho-ass boy
almost killed us.
406
00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:34,084
Dawg, enough's enough.
407
00:16:35,621 --> 00:16:38,041
- I'm sad I didn't
get the fuck you up, Julio.
408
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:40,040
Shit, man. Until next time, man.
409
00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:42,417
Wa-da-ba-da, boom, boom!
410
00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:43,999
Clink, clink, boy.
411
00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:45,884
I'd have rearranged your whole shit.
412
00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:47,965
Yeah.
413
00:16:48,717 --> 00:16:50,047
- All my boys abandoned me.
414
00:16:51,595 --> 00:16:52,755
I'm all alone in this world.
415
00:16:53,514 --> 00:16:54,774
No boys to call my own.
416
00:16:55,891 --> 00:16:58,141
- Dawg, I'm your boy.
417
00:16:58,143 --> 00:16:59,693
- You're not my fuckin' boy.
418
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:02,687
You're my bitch-ass cousin
who's been complaining all day.
419
00:17:04,233 --> 00:17:06,243
- Too scared to throw putasos.
420
00:17:07,903 --> 00:17:08,903
[groans]
421
00:17:11,323 --> 00:17:12,323
What the fuck?
422
00:17:12,324 --> 00:17:15,454
- Fuck you, dawg!
I'm not your fuckin' boy?
423
00:17:15,452 --> 00:17:17,162
I've been driving you around
all fuckin' day.
424
00:17:17,162 --> 00:17:18,662
I'm doing my best to help you.
425
00:17:18,664 --> 00:17:19,754
You're the one being a little bitch.
426
00:17:19,748 --> 00:17:21,208
Let's go throw down.
427
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:23,748
- For what? We're just
gonna get our asses beat.
428
00:17:23,752 --> 00:17:26,802
- Then let's go get
our asses beat together, like boys.
429
00:17:27,464 --> 00:17:28,804
'Cause you might know
about winning fights,
430
00:17:28,799 --> 00:17:31,049
but I'm an expert
in getting my ass whooped.
431
00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:33,261
You ain't shit in this city
if you haven't beat my ass.
432
00:17:34,179 --> 00:17:37,139
And I'm down 100 bucks,
so now I wanna fuckin' fight.
433
00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:40,190
♪
434
00:17:40,185 --> 00:17:42,345
♪
435
00:17:42,354 --> 00:17:45,074
- Damn. You're serious.
436
00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:46,899
- Goddamn right.
437
00:17:47,484 --> 00:17:49,494
[horn honks]
JUNIOR: What the fuck?
438
00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:51,026
Are we gonna do this or what?
439
00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:54,581
♪
440
00:17:54,575 --> 00:17:55,695
- Let's go.
441
00:17:55,701 --> 00:17:58,201
♪
442
00:17:58,203 --> 00:17:59,333
In the back, Junior.
443
00:17:59,329 --> 00:18:02,329
♪
444
00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:04,172
♪
445
00:18:04,168 --> 00:18:05,878
[snapping fingers rhythmically]
446
00:18:06,712 --> 00:18:08,172
[groaning]
447
00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:11,837
Come on, Luis.
448
00:18:11,842 --> 00:18:13,802
[grunting]
449
00:18:13,802 --> 00:18:16,142
[vehicle approaching]
450
00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:17,138
- Hey.
451
00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:18,269
They're here.
452
00:18:19,975 --> 00:18:25,435
♪ Western showdown music ♪
453
00:18:25,439 --> 00:18:30,029
♪
454
00:18:30,027 --> 00:18:32,947
♪
455
00:18:42,039 --> 00:18:45,419
- So where your boys?
- [scoffs] Where are your boys?
456
00:18:45,417 --> 00:18:48,047
- They were preoccupied.
I got busy boys.
457
00:18:48,045 --> 00:18:52,125
But the boys I did bring
are finna beat your ass.
458
00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:54,682
- [scoffs] You wanna bet?
- Yeah.
459
00:18:54,676 --> 00:18:56,596
- Imma do you like Chino did Tony.
460
00:18:56,595 --> 00:18:57,675
[grunts]
461
00:18:57,679 --> 00:18:59,519
[barks]
462
00:18:59,515 --> 00:19:01,635
- Yeah, let's do this.
I'll fuck you up, old man.
463
00:19:02,226 --> 00:19:03,306
- Who are you?
464
00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:06,187
Where am I? What's going on?
465
00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:07,648
- We talked about this, Grandpa.
466
00:19:07,648 --> 00:19:10,068
I'm your grandson. You my boy.
467
00:19:10,067 --> 00:19:13,067
And I busted you outta that nursing home
so we could whoop on some Mexicans.
468
00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:16,373
What happened to Fatass?
469
00:19:19,785 --> 00:19:21,905
- He's not with us anymore.
- Damn.
470
00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:24,535
- What happened to Bust-a-Nut?
471
00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:27,838
- He's in heaven now.
472
00:19:28,669 --> 00:19:29,879
With my Uncle Charles.
473
00:19:31,463 --> 00:19:33,303
Texting and driving.
474
00:19:33,298 --> 00:19:34,838
- It's an epidemic, homey.
475
00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:37,974
Sorry for your loss.
- Yeah. You too.
476
00:19:39,972 --> 00:19:41,852
So I guess shit's different now, huh?
477
00:19:43,559 --> 00:19:46,769
- Hey, I came here for a gang fight.
478
00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:50,150
If we ain't gonna bust heads,
I wanna go home.
479
00:19:52,734 --> 00:19:53,904
[indistinct arguing in distance]
480
00:19:53,902 --> 00:19:55,952
- Hold up. Look over there.
481
00:19:56,488 --> 00:19:57,868
[grunting]
482
00:19:58,490 --> 00:20:00,280
ALL:
Ohh!
483
00:20:00,784 --> 00:20:02,204
[overlapping chatter]
484
00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:07,042
♪ soaring music ♪
485
00:20:12,588 --> 00:20:14,048
MAN 1: Take that motherfucker!
MAN 2: Get him!
486
00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:17,837
♪
487
00:20:17,843 --> 00:20:19,013
MAN 3:
Come on, man!
488
00:20:19,011 --> 00:20:21,431
♪
489
00:20:21,430 --> 00:20:22,640
MAN 4:
Yeah, kick his ass.
490
00:20:23,307 --> 00:20:25,057
Come on, come on.
491
00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:28,848
♪
492
00:20:34,193 --> 00:20:39,243
♪
493
00:20:47,706 --> 00:20:50,246
[fist thumps]
BYSTANDERS: Ohh!
494
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:52,290
JULIO:
Damn, he got knocked the fuck out.
495
00:20:52,294 --> 00:20:53,884
♪
496
00:20:53,879 --> 00:20:59,719
♪ music continues ♪
497
00:20:59,718 --> 00:21:04,888
♪
498
00:21:04,938 --> 00:21:09,488
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