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[dog barking in distance]
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[sniffs]
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♪ relaxing music playing ♪
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[whistling]
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♪
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ESPERANZA:
Julio!
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- It doesn't look like it's gonna rain.
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[thunder cracks]
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♪ ominous music playing ♪
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♪
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ESPERANZA:
Julio!
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[grunts, groans]
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ESPERANZA: Julio!
JULIO: Chinga su madre.
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- I know.
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♪ Toolie by G Perico playing ♪
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♪ Other niggas hate
'cause they can't fuck with us ♪
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♪ Pull the money out of my pocket,
cash out ♪
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♪ Range Rover
pedal to the floor smash out ♪
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- Come on now. Right there.
Right there, man.
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- Yeah, man.
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- You got him.
- Hey!
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My bad to interrupt
but do you fools mind moving your car?
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I'm a little late for work.
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- Bad timing. We're in the middle
of an important race right now.
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- Yeah, it's Black versus Mexicans.
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- Hey, I'm Salvadorian.
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MAN:
Damn, all sensitive.
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♪ Look red ♪
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♪ Nigga, 'cause I'm hot, yeah,
shit done changed ♪
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♪ Since you said ♪
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- You know what? I think I got room.
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I used to valet.
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- Fuck!
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JULIO:
I wasn't a valet.
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Why the fuck did I say that?
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♪ Baby, what's happenin'? ♪
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♪ DD, got the juice ♪
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♪ Black is the Captain,
G is the future ♪
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♪ Eastside shooter ♪
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I got this.
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♪ Other niggas hate
'cause they can't fuck with us ♪
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You got it, you got it, you got it.
You got it.
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♪ Range Rover pedal
to the floor smash out ♪
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[tires screech]
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You know what? I'll just go around.
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♪
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Ooh.
- What the fuck is he doing?
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- Ooh! He got the little white fence!
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- What the fuck?
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♪
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- Ooh, ooh, ooh.
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- Ooh.
- Oh, shit.
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- Hey, good lookin' out, fellas.
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[men chattering]
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♪
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♪ I Think You’ve Got Your Fools Mixed Up
by Brenton Wood playing ♪
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♪
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♪ I think you got your fools mixed up ♪
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JULIO:
At Hugs Not Thugs, you get a second chance
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to decide who you want to be.
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Whether you're a former gang member
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or previously incarcerated,
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we offer the resources you need
to transform your life.
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The system may have left you behind,
but we're here for you.
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And we're proud to say
we remove more tattoos
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than anyone else in Los Angeles.
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Hey, big dawg, we can wipe away
that teardrop tattoo, no problem.
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Look, check it out,
we offer free legal counseling,
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solar panel installation classes.
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Oh, and here's the founder.
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Hey, Minister Payne.
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This is Fabian.
He's thinking about joining the program.
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- What's up, big dawg?
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- "What's up" is we just found out
Sir Richard Branson
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is making a generous donation
in the amount of $10,000.
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- Oh, good.
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- Cheapskate motherfucker
spends billions of dollars
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going up into space,
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barely gives us enough money
for making rent.
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Richard, please, throw down
a few more pennies
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from the troposphere.
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Astronaut son of a bitch!
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Very nice to meet you, Fabian.
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Welcome.
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Space Knight motherfucker!
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- That fool's a minister?
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- [clicks tongue]
He's a Unitarian Universalist.
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Those fools are like hippies but angry.
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Oh, yeah, can't believe
I forgot to mention.
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As a bonus for signing up,
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all new Huggers get a free mug.
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So what do you say, big dawg?
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Ready to make a better life for yourself?
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- [sighs] Imma be honest with you.
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I don't think this shit's for me, bro.
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- Listen, I get it, big dawg.
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I know what the street life is like.
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- What you know about street life?
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You look like you got
a season pass to Disneyland.
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- Nah, fool, I grew up in these streets.
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And believe me, I've seen some shit.
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♪ hard rock music playing ♪
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I was cruising through the neighborhood
on my new wheels,
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just chillin',
when all of a sudden this car pulled up.
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♪ ominous music playing ♪
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But I didn't panic.
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I instinctively maneuvered out of the way.
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My homie Brian was there.
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So I asked him, "What's going on?"
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And he tells me,
"Your cousin's drug deal went awry."
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[gunshots]
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♪
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- Oh, shit, Julio?
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What's crackin'?
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- 'Sup, Luis? Just chillin'.
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Kinda scared.
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- Are you fucking roller skating?
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- Well, it's actually
aggressive roller blading.
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- Damn, fool,
somehow that sounds even gayer.
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[Luis laughs]
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Hey, say hi to my tía for me, alright?
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And don't give her any problems
or I'll beat your ass.
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[gun cocks]
[tires screeching]
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- Okay, I won't.
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And then I said,
"Thanks for not shooting me!"
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- Hey, no offense, my boy,
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but you come off
like a punk-ass bitch in that story.
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- That's my point.
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My cousin spent
the last eight years in prison.
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Meanwhile, I'm out here
living my best life.
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I even got dental insurance.
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Look. Check it out.
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Get in here.
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- Man, your teeth still look
pretty fucked up, though.
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- Yeah, but guess what?
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They used to be even more fucked up.
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Look, you're gonna do
what you're gonna do.
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But studies show
that the life expectancy of a gangster,
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on average, 24 years old.
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But the life expectancy
of a punk-ass bitch?
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76 years old.
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♪
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Orientation is at 10:00 tomorrow.
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Don't be late.
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There's gonna be orange juice.
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[tires screeching]
[rock song playing over car stereo]
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♪
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Maggie?
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[music stops]
[cell phone rings]
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- Oh, hey, Julio, what's up?
You need something?
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- Did you just steal my car?
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MAGGIE [over phone]:
Excuse me?
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Don't use that word with me.
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My car broke down,
so I borrowed yours to run errands.
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I'll bring it back tonight, beggar.
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- When did I say you could borrow my car?
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- Remember when you left
your spare key at my house
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that one time on accident?
- Yeah?
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MAGGIE:
Then do the math, bitch.
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Oh, by the way,
your check engine light is on.
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Julio, that's dangerous.
I should be the one who is mad.
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You know what, actually?
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How fucking dare you?
You put me in danger.
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Why the fuck would you do that to me?
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- Well, bring it back then.
I gotta pick up Luis.
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- No shit.
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They're letting your cousin out?
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Man, the prison system is stupid.
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- Actually, he's gonna
stay with us for a while.
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Imma help that fool get his life together.
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Take that fool under my wing.
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[Maggie sighs deeply]
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- You know, Julio,
you really are the nicest ex I have.
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That's why I thought
you'd be cool if I borrowed your car.
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But if you want me
to bring it back, that's fine.
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- Thank you.
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- I'll just call another ex.
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Maybe Carlos.
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We're talking again.
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♪
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BEN [over microphone]:
The Black man is the original man.
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And Latinos, Asians, and Native Americans
are all our children.
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Now some of you make me proud,
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but some of you are not men.
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You may have the body of a man,
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but possess a child's will.
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Stand up for the word of the Lord.
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A storm is comin'!
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♪
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- Sorry I'm late!
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LUIS:
Damn, you run slow.
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You should have brought
your roller skates.
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- They were roller blades.
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It's different.
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- So... where's your ride at, primo?
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- I let my homegirl borrow it.
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But don't worry, I got you.
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I'll call us an Uber.
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Uber is like the taxi of the future.
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- [mocking Julio]
Uber is like the taxi of the future.
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I know what Uber is, pendejo.
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Eh, talking to me like that.
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Actually, they have Uber in prison.
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Yeah. His name is Thumper.
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And if you give him a pack of cigarettes,
he'll carry you around, like, hey.
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It's pretty convenient.
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Damn, my boy.
I haven't seen you forever.
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Hey, for real though,
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why does your body still look 19
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but your face looks 56, fool?
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[Luis laughs]
- Yup.
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- You got Edward James Olmos' face.
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- Welcome back, fool. I missed you too.
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- Ehh.
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Don't be nasty, alright? We're family.
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I don't get down like that.
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- Cool. Yeah. Okay.
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♪
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[indistinct chatter in Spanish]
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♪
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[chatter continues]
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♪
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AIDEN:
I'm gonna beat your ass, Michael!
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- Hey, hey, Aiden.
Come here.
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Gotta be more careful, alright?
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You almost just broke
this photo of me and my mom.
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I'm gonna forgive you
because you're a little homie.
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But if this was a level four yard,
I would've stabbed you.
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You understand?
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- Yeah.
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- Okay.
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Now, come here. Give me a hug.
I'm your tío Luis, alright?
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I love you, mijo.
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♪
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♪
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- Julio. Julio!
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- Eh, who let
the Mexican Oompa Loompa in here, huh?
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Oompa!
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[kids laughing]
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- Hey, what's up with that tarp
I saw on the roof?
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ROCIO:
Yeah, teach his ass.
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This fool can't even build Legos.
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[kids laugh]
[mouths]
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LUIS:
It's the least I could do to repay you.
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- Actually, I have some exciting news.
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I've kinda become a big deal
at Hugs Not Thugs
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which is now the fifth largest
gang rehabilitation center in Los Angeles.
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Anyway, I pulled a few strings
and I was able to get Luis a spot.
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Imma be your case manager,
help you find a new career.
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- You can case manage these nuts, homie.
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[laughter]
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- Yeah, Julio, you're the one
who needs to get your life together.
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Like, you waste all your money
buying dumbass comic books
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and I literally saw CDs in your room.
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Like, who the fuck pays for music, idiot?
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00:12:45,724 --> 00:12:47,484
- I like physical media.
257
00:12:47,476 --> 00:12:49,596
- Yeah, Mom, how come
you let him stay here for free?
258
00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:52,153
You made me start paying rent
after my quinceañera.
259
00:12:52,147 --> 00:12:54,227
You made me pay for my quinceañera.
260
00:13:00,864 --> 00:13:02,204
- Ah, nah, don't worry about me, tía.
261
00:13:02,199 --> 00:13:03,829
I can find a job on my own.
262
00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:05,945
Plus, I just got out, you know,
I wanna kick it first.
263
00:13:19,675 --> 00:13:23,345
- Hmm. So I guess
if he wants to stay here,
264
00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:25,755
then he has to join Hugs Not Thugs.
265
00:13:31,228 --> 00:13:35,858
♪ relaxing music playing ♪
266
00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:49,615
[beeps]
267
00:13:50,914 --> 00:13:51,924
[steady beep]
268
00:13:51,915 --> 00:13:56,665
♪
269
00:13:56,670 --> 00:13:58,090
JULIO:
Hurry up, we're gonna be late.
270
00:14:03,302 --> 00:14:04,342
- Where's your ride at?
271
00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:06,507
- You took my car to San Diego?
272
00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:08,473
- I thought you needed
to run a few errands.
273
00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:10,643
MAGGIE [over phone]:
People can run errands in San Diego.
274
00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:12,392
Don't be racist.
275
00:14:12,394 --> 00:14:14,694
- What the fuck kind of errands
are you running in San Diego?
276
00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:16,358
MAGGIE: None of your business
what kind of errands.
277
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:19,106
Always so nosy.
Respect my boundaries. Bye.
278
00:14:19,109 --> 00:14:20,109
[line beeps]
279
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:28,582
- She's your ex?
Ah, she's using you, bro.
280
00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:30,197
Look at it closely.
281
00:14:30,204 --> 00:14:32,544
- We still hook up. Sometimes.
282
00:14:33,081 --> 00:14:36,251
- Hey. Doesn't that make
your boyfriend jealous?
283
00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:37,840
I feel for him.
284
00:14:41,298 --> 00:14:42,758
MINISTER PAYNE:
You should all be proud
285
00:14:42,758 --> 00:14:44,678
to be sitting here today,
286
00:14:44,676 --> 00:14:47,136
mainly because it means
you've escaped
287
00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:51,137
the corrupt for-profit
prison industrial complex
288
00:14:51,141 --> 00:14:54,601
put in place
by our racist, classist government.
289
00:14:56,313 --> 00:15:00,033
But also because
you've taken the first step
290
00:15:00,025 --> 00:15:03,065
towards gaining control of your life.
291
00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:07,320
Now, the second step is a test
292
00:15:07,324 --> 00:15:10,414
of great spiritual and mental fortitude.
293
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:12,908
You must bake
294
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:16,121
a delicious cupcake.
295
00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:18,094
[confused chatter]
MAN: What? What?
296
00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:20,165
- Yo. Julio, what the fuck, man?
297
00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:22,710
Thought you said I'd be designing
solar panels and shit.
298
00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:25,054
- Hey, dawg, the only way
we can afford that program
299
00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:28,050
is by selling these cupcakes
to local supermarkets.
300
00:15:28,053 --> 00:15:30,643
- People love buying cupcakes
from ex-gang members.
301
00:15:30,639 --> 00:15:32,469
The only nonprofit that sells
302
00:15:32,474 --> 00:15:34,434
more sweets than us
are the Girl Scouts.
303
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:38,234
If the Girl Scouts ever start
getting face tattoos, we're fucked.
304
00:15:38,230 --> 00:15:40,730
- Hey, this is like
some exploitation shit.
305
00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:42,232
It's like prison labor, homies.
306
00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:44,114
We oughta unionize.
307
00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:45,241
[all chatter in agreement]
308
00:15:45,863 --> 00:15:48,163
[banging pot]
309
00:15:48,824 --> 00:15:51,334
CHEF PERCY WILLIAMS:
Shut the fuck up!
310
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:53,582
♪ march music plays ♪
311
00:15:53,579 --> 00:15:56,669
Now I know why you bitches
don't wanna bake cupcakes.
312
00:15:56,665 --> 00:15:59,165
See, it ain't got nothing to do
with the pink apron.
313
00:16:00,169 --> 00:16:01,669
It's 'cause deep down inside,
314
00:16:02,588 --> 00:16:04,418
you motherfuckers is afraid to fail.
315
00:16:05,382 --> 00:16:06,882
'Cause this ain't your world.
316
00:16:07,426 --> 00:16:08,756
This is my world.
317
00:16:09,428 --> 00:16:10,598
Cupcake world.
318
00:16:11,555 --> 00:16:14,725
I'm a cupcake girl in a cupcake world.
319
00:16:14,725 --> 00:16:19,265
And you will not come in here
and disrespect my cupcake world.
320
00:16:20,522 --> 00:16:21,522
Bitch.
321
00:16:22,149 --> 00:16:25,189
- Thank you, Chef Percy Williams.
322
00:16:25,194 --> 00:16:27,034
He started out just like all of you
323
00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:28,989
then he went through our culinary program,
324
00:16:28,989 --> 00:16:33,449
and now he is
a gourmet pastry chef at Sprinkles.
325
00:16:33,952 --> 00:16:35,952
- Well, I'll fuck with some Sprinkles.
326
00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:38,174
- A'ight, now enough of this bullshit.
327
00:16:39,458 --> 00:16:40,628
Let's get our bake on.
328
00:16:42,586 --> 00:16:45,706
♪ S-W-E-L, it's swel ♪
329
00:16:45,714 --> 00:16:47,054
♪ It's delicious ♪
330
00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:49,509
♪ The swel frosting mixes ♪
331
00:16:49,510 --> 00:16:52,050
♪ No cooking, quick and easy ♪
332
00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:54,894
♪ The swel frosting mixes ♪
333
00:16:54,890 --> 00:16:56,810
♪ Frost your cakes with confidence ♪
334
00:16:56,808 --> 00:16:59,348
♪ Enjoy the many compliments ♪
335
00:16:59,353 --> 00:17:00,773
♪ It's swel ♪
336
00:17:00,771 --> 00:17:02,151
♪ It's delicious ♪
337
00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:05,187
♪ The swel frosting mixes ♪
338
00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:07,152
♪ S-W-E-L ♪
339
00:17:07,152 --> 00:17:08,362
♪ Swel ♪
340
00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:10,741
[siren wailing in distance]
341
00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:18,214
- Hey.
342
00:17:18,747 --> 00:17:19,747
Why'd you bounce?
343
00:17:20,541 --> 00:17:22,841
- Dawg, that cupcake shit
is embarrassing, alright?
344
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:24,960
That's stuff my mom used to do.
345
00:17:25,754 --> 00:17:27,974
What's next, you want me to
knit you a sweater or what?
346
00:17:27,965 --> 00:17:29,415
- It's called art therapy,
347
00:17:29,424 --> 00:17:31,684
and that's on your schedule
for 2:30 today.
348
00:17:31,677 --> 00:17:33,257
And actually, it's really fun.
349
00:17:33,262 --> 00:17:35,222
- Damn, you're moody.
350
00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:36,772
You on the rag or what?
351
00:17:36,765 --> 00:17:38,385
Oh, shit, fool, you're pregnant?
352
00:17:38,392 --> 00:17:39,732
Can I touch the baby?
353
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:40,936
Aye, mira, look, it's kicking.
354
00:17:40,936 --> 00:17:42,266
Uh! Unh. Uh-huh!
355
00:17:44,022 --> 00:17:45,322
- You're fucking ignorant.
356
00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:47,145
It's not 2005.
357
00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:49,070
Tobey Maguire ain't Spider-Man anymore.
358
00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:53,659
- [scoffs] It'll always be
2005 up here, my boy!
359
00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:59,294
- Listen, if you can't even
bake me a cupcake,
360
00:17:59,288 --> 00:18:00,658
I'm gonna have to cut you loose.
361
00:18:00,664 --> 00:18:03,084
Then you have to move out of my house.
362
00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:04,923
Tough love, playboy.
363
00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:11,088
♪
364
00:18:23,854 --> 00:18:27,404
♪
365
00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:39,486
[hammering]
366
00:18:42,206 --> 00:18:45,286
- Hey, fool, when you're done
with that gay Captain Planet shit,
367
00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:47,002
I can teach you how to do some man shit.
368
00:18:47,711 --> 00:18:48,961
- How's recycling gay?
369
00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:51,472
- Don't play stupid, alright?
You know why.
370
00:18:55,427 --> 00:18:58,637
Damn, now I'm feeling
all energized and shit.
371
00:18:58,639 --> 00:19:00,269
Where do you keep the weights at?
372
00:19:00,265 --> 00:19:01,515
I wanna work out. [whistles]
373
00:19:02,267 --> 00:19:03,977
- I don't have any weights.
374
00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:05,847
I mostly just run for exercise.
375
00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:07,154
[scoffs]
376
00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:10,317
- No wonder your torta ex-lady
always steals your car.
377
00:19:11,276 --> 00:19:12,856
♪ S-W-E-L ♪
378
00:19:12,861 --> 00:19:14,321
♪ It's swel ♪
379
00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:15,411
♪ It's delicious ♪
380
00:19:15,405 --> 00:19:17,025
Come on, pick up the pace.
381
00:19:17,533 --> 00:19:20,203
You don't get all swole
from making cupcakes.
382
00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:22,162
- It's fucking heavy!
383
00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:24,372
- Hey, liquids ain't heavy.
It's just water.
384
00:19:24,373 --> 00:19:26,083
Damn, you still got
a lot to learn from me.
385
00:19:26,083 --> 00:19:28,093
You're like a little kid still.
386
00:19:28,085 --> 00:19:30,875
Maybe I'm the one
that should be your caseworker.
387
00:19:30,879 --> 00:19:32,169
- Fuck this. I'm done!
388
00:19:32,631 --> 00:19:34,341
[sighs]
389
00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:36,091
- Nah, nah, nah.
You just need to cool off.
390
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:38,300
Here. [whistles]
391
00:19:38,303 --> 00:19:39,513
[grunts]
392
00:19:39,513 --> 00:19:40,853
Toma!
393
00:19:40,848 --> 00:19:43,478
[Julio grunts]
[Luis' laughter echoes]
394
00:19:43,475 --> 00:19:49,185
♪
395
00:19:52,109 --> 00:19:53,819
JULIO:
Hey, Luis.
396
00:19:53,819 --> 00:19:55,949
[sighs] I wanna apologize.
397
00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:59,196
I went too hard on you
about the cupcakes yesterday.
398
00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:01,739
The important thing is,
is that you're trying your best.
399
00:20:01,743 --> 00:20:03,123
WOMAN 1:
It tasted good, huh?
400
00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:04,660
WOMAN 2:
Oh, yeah.
401
00:20:06,290 --> 00:20:09,420
- Just in case your best isn't...
the best.
402
00:20:10,002 --> 00:20:15,052
♪
403
00:20:20,596 --> 00:20:24,766
CHEF PERCY WILLIAMS:
You are all disgusting wet batter.
404
00:20:25,309 --> 00:20:28,269
But out of that disgusting wet batter
405
00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:30,650
can rise a beautiful cupcake.
406
00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:34,571
You just have to figure out
what your motivation is.
407
00:20:35,736 --> 00:20:38,486
Maybe you're doing this
for somebody you love.
408
00:20:38,488 --> 00:20:40,408
♪ rock music playing ♪
409
00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:42,697
Or maybe you're just
doing it out of spite.
410
00:20:43,535 --> 00:20:46,995
Hell, most good things in this world
was done out of spite.
411
00:20:46,997 --> 00:20:50,627
America started out of spite
for the fuckin' Brits.
412
00:20:51,752 --> 00:20:55,592
Pepsi started out of spite
for motherfuckin' Coca-Cola.
413
00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:57,840
Sprite,
414
00:20:58,884 --> 00:20:59,894
spite!
415
00:21:00,302 --> 00:21:03,432
You have the power
to make a difference in this world.
416
00:21:04,056 --> 00:21:06,806
Whoa! All this motivational speaking
is making me thirsty!
417
00:21:06,808 --> 00:21:07,938
Goddamn!
418
00:21:07,935 --> 00:21:10,095
Yo, somebody give me some damn Sprite!
419
00:21:18,570 --> 00:21:20,530
- Hey, chef. [whistles]
420
00:21:20,531 --> 00:21:21,661
I'm done over here.
421
00:21:22,574 --> 00:21:23,584
JULIO:
Don't worry, chef.
422
00:21:24,701 --> 00:21:25,871
I'll taste test it.
423
00:21:25,869 --> 00:21:27,249
♪
424
00:21:27,246 --> 00:21:29,366
- Yeah, well, this shit's
gonna be bomb, homie.
425
00:21:29,373 --> 00:21:30,623
Trust that.
426
00:21:30,624 --> 00:21:33,634
♪
427
00:21:40,092 --> 00:21:42,182
JULIO:
Hmm. I don't know.
428
00:21:42,177 --> 00:21:43,847
I taste a lot of thug in this.
429
00:21:44,555 --> 00:21:45,965
But not a lot of hug.
430
00:21:47,057 --> 00:21:48,227
Guess you better try again.
431
00:21:50,102 --> 00:21:52,862
- You fucking liar.
- Hey, dawg,
432
00:21:52,855 --> 00:21:56,015
we just have a really
high standard for cupcakes here.
433
00:21:57,276 --> 00:21:59,606
Making cupcakes ain't no cakewalk.
434
00:22:00,654 --> 00:22:03,284
- Man, fuck you
and fuck your cupcakes.
435
00:22:03,866 --> 00:22:05,276
Gay boy.
436
00:22:05,284 --> 00:22:07,084
- Gay boy? Are you for real?
437
00:22:07,953 --> 00:22:10,123
Nobody finds that shit funny anymore,
dumbass.
438
00:22:10,122 --> 00:22:12,672
- This motherfucker
got that 10th grade ignorance.
439
00:22:12,666 --> 00:22:14,416
It's not 2005 no more.
440
00:22:15,002 --> 00:22:16,552
- Man, fuck you. Fuck all you fools.
441
00:22:16,545 --> 00:22:18,085
I'm done with this stupid-ass program.
442
00:22:18,589 --> 00:22:20,669
- That's what I get for being nice
and trying to help your ass.
443
00:22:20,674 --> 00:22:23,014
- You know what? I can smell
that nice guy bullshit a mile away.
444
00:22:23,010 --> 00:22:24,640
You don't give a fuck about me.
445
00:22:24,636 --> 00:22:27,176
Why don't you drop the fake shit
and swing on me, perro, huh?
446
00:22:27,181 --> 00:22:28,681
I know you want to. Come on, bitch.
447
00:22:28,682 --> 00:22:31,142
Hit me with your best shot,
you fucking pussy.
448
00:22:31,643 --> 00:22:33,063
- Alright, fine.
449
00:22:33,061 --> 00:22:35,191
When your mom got sick,
you weren't there for her
450
00:22:35,189 --> 00:22:37,479
because you were in prison
for doing dumb shit.
451
00:22:38,025 --> 00:22:42,025
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
452
00:22:45,949 --> 00:22:48,289
FABIAN:
This fool's coldblooded.
453
00:22:49,161 --> 00:22:51,791
Hey, don't ever tell this fool
nothing about your life.
454
00:22:53,665 --> 00:22:54,665
- [softly]
Fuck me.
455
00:22:58,504 --> 00:22:59,844
MINISTER PAYNE:
Mm!
456
00:22:59,838 --> 00:23:01,838
Now, that is one delicious cupcake.
457
00:23:02,716 --> 00:23:04,676
Why did you lie to your poor cousin?
458
00:23:04,676 --> 00:23:06,466
JULIO:
Look, I'm just trying to help his ass.
459
00:23:06,470 --> 00:23:08,060
But that fool won't listen to me.
460
00:23:08,055 --> 00:23:10,095
He still sees me as a little kid.
461
00:23:10,098 --> 00:23:12,308
- Julio, did I ever tell you
about the worst thing
462
00:23:12,309 --> 00:23:13,809
I've ever done in my life?
463
00:23:13,810 --> 00:23:15,690
- Well, yeah.
The documentary you made
464
00:23:15,687 --> 00:23:17,937
about the annual ping-pong tournament
on skid row.
465
00:23:19,274 --> 00:23:20,284
- No.
466
00:23:21,193 --> 00:23:26,073
I'm talking about when I worked for a bank
foreclosing on people's homes.
467
00:23:26,073 --> 00:23:27,573
You didn't like my doc?
468
00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:29,544
- No, no, no, no, no. I like it.
469
00:23:30,536 --> 00:23:32,786
I thought it was really sad,
470
00:23:32,788 --> 00:23:34,708
and that's how I knew it was good.
471
00:23:35,249 --> 00:23:36,789
But anyway, what were you saying
about the bank?
472
00:23:37,417 --> 00:23:40,837
- Well, I was so ashamed
at what I was doing
473
00:23:40,838 --> 00:23:42,378
that I quit my lucrative job
474
00:23:42,381 --> 00:23:46,841
and I moved by myself
to a remote village in Venezuela
475
00:23:46,844 --> 00:23:49,354
that had been devastated by mudslides.
476
00:23:49,346 --> 00:23:52,016
I spent six months
rebuilding people's homes.
477
00:23:52,015 --> 00:23:53,845
My hands are covered in blisters,
478
00:23:53,851 --> 00:23:55,811
my body was full of bruises.
479
00:23:55,811 --> 00:23:59,191
I caught this intestinal parasite
that I think is still with me.
480
00:24:00,190 --> 00:24:02,150
But I never felt so happy.
481
00:24:02,568 --> 00:24:04,398
I never felt so fulfilled.
482
00:24:05,404 --> 00:24:10,584
And then one day,
every single house that I built fell down.
483
00:24:11,493 --> 00:24:14,833
Because I had no idea how to build houses.
484
00:24:16,623 --> 00:24:19,423
But I knew how to make pizza.
485
00:24:20,377 --> 00:24:24,087
I made so much pizza,
they called me Hombre Pizza.
486
00:24:24,089 --> 00:24:25,129
[Minister Payne chuckles]
487
00:24:25,883 --> 00:24:28,803
Unfortunately, it turned out
that everybody in the village
488
00:24:28,802 --> 00:24:32,062
was lactose intolerant, so, um--
489
00:24:33,849 --> 00:24:35,269
I was asked to leave.
490
00:24:36,810 --> 00:24:38,810
- So you never got to help them, huh?
491
00:24:38,812 --> 00:24:41,522
- No, but I learned
something very important.
492
00:24:41,523 --> 00:24:44,533
You see, I have a bad habit of focusing
493
00:24:44,526 --> 00:24:47,316
on other people's problems
while ignoring my own.
494
00:24:47,321 --> 00:24:49,491
And I think you might have
that same problem.
495
00:24:51,450 --> 00:24:54,660
- You know... just to say it,
496
00:24:55,204 --> 00:24:57,374
I think the only issue I had with the doc
497
00:24:58,290 --> 00:24:59,880
was the soundtrack.
498
00:24:59,875 --> 00:25:02,585
Yeah, it had way more flute
than I'm used to.
499
00:25:02,586 --> 00:25:03,746
But you know what?
500
00:25:03,754 --> 00:25:06,344
Some of my favorite movies,
I hated the first time.
501
00:25:06,340 --> 00:25:09,340
- Get the hell outta here
and go apologize to your cousin.
502
00:25:09,927 --> 00:25:11,547
- You're right.
- I like flute.
503
00:25:12,137 --> 00:25:14,097
- Okay.
- You try making a fuckin' movie.
504
00:25:14,097 --> 00:25:15,217
JULIO:
Sorry.
505
00:25:24,525 --> 00:25:25,855
- You're welcome, by the way.
506
00:25:26,652 --> 00:25:28,952
- I'm welcome? You're the one
who should be fuckin' welcome.
507
00:25:28,946 --> 00:25:30,316
This is my car.
508
00:25:30,322 --> 00:25:32,992
- We've had sex in the backseat.
It's our car.
509
00:25:32,991 --> 00:25:36,121
- Imma start a GoFundMe
to buy you a new Nissan Altima.
510
00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:37,959
I want my key back.
- Okay, okay, okay.
511
00:25:37,955 --> 00:25:39,115
Jeez, I'm sorry.
512
00:25:40,123 --> 00:25:42,543
But maybe the reason
I borrowed your car was--
513
00:25:42,543 --> 00:25:44,883
- Stole my car,
committed a felony, really.
514
00:25:44,878 --> 00:25:46,668
- I wanted a reason to hang out with you.
515
00:25:46,672 --> 00:25:48,302
You never hang out with me anymore.
516
00:25:48,298 --> 00:25:51,298
- We broke up!
- Yeah, like months ago. Get over it.
517
00:25:53,053 --> 00:25:55,063
- You only wanna hang out
when you want something from me.
518
00:25:55,055 --> 00:25:56,965
- Oh-ho-ho. Like how you
only wanna hang out
519
00:25:56,974 --> 00:25:58,104
when you wanna smash?
520
00:26:00,352 --> 00:26:02,102
- Yup, exactly like that.
521
00:26:02,729 --> 00:26:03,979
MAGGIE:
Hmm.
522
00:26:05,315 --> 00:26:06,895
- But for real,
if you pull this shit again,
523
00:26:06,900 --> 00:26:08,940
I'm not letting you
come over for Christmas.
524
00:26:10,279 --> 00:26:12,489
- Julio Miguel Bonifacio Lopez De La Riva,
525
00:26:12,489 --> 00:26:14,369
if you take your family away from me
526
00:26:14,366 --> 00:26:15,866
and make me go back to mine,
527
00:26:15,868 --> 00:26:17,948
I will beat your ass!
528
00:26:17,953 --> 00:26:19,583
I'm gonna slide down the chimney
529
00:26:19,580 --> 00:26:22,330
and I'm gonna choke you out so hard
you're gonna come out your eyes.
530
00:26:22,332 --> 00:26:25,042
- Jesus Christ! What's wrong with you?
531
00:26:25,043 --> 00:26:26,553
- What's wrong with you?
532
00:26:26,545 --> 00:26:27,625
You like it.
533
00:26:29,173 --> 00:26:30,173
- Yo, pull over.
534
00:26:40,475 --> 00:26:41,725
- So you're stalking me now?
535
00:26:41,727 --> 00:26:44,017
- You know it.
Give me some chon-chon.
536
00:26:47,983 --> 00:26:49,033
- You know, it's funny.
537
00:26:49,985 --> 00:26:51,645
One time right over there,
538
00:26:52,738 --> 00:26:55,568
me and the homies robbed
these nerdy-ass rocker fools.
539
00:26:56,825 --> 00:26:57,985
- That was me and my friends.
540
00:27:00,704 --> 00:27:03,174
- Yeah. Those were good times.
541
00:27:04,875 --> 00:27:05,875
- Fuck.
542
00:27:06,668 --> 00:27:09,508
- I was lying about your cupcakes.
They were bomb.
543
00:27:09,505 --> 00:27:11,465
And I shouldn't have said
what I said about your mom.
544
00:27:11,465 --> 00:27:12,715
I miss her too.
545
00:27:12,716 --> 00:27:14,636
- Nah, nah, nah, it's cool, alright?
It's cool.
546
00:27:15,093 --> 00:27:16,393
We were throwing down.
547
00:27:16,929 --> 00:27:18,059
I've been shot three times,
548
00:27:18,055 --> 00:27:19,465
it hurt less than the shit you said.
549
00:27:20,849 --> 00:27:22,849
You throw punches with your sick-ass mind.
550
00:27:24,061 --> 00:27:25,351
- I don't know,
I guess I've been pissed at you
551
00:27:25,354 --> 00:27:26,904
'cause you just keep capping on me.
552
00:27:26,897 --> 00:27:28,147
- Alright, I'm sorry, homie.
553
00:27:29,691 --> 00:27:31,821
I'm sorry, alright?
Damn.
554
00:27:32,528 --> 00:27:33,738
It's just, you know,
555
00:27:36,031 --> 00:27:38,241
calling you gay was the only thing
556
00:27:38,242 --> 00:27:40,332
that's made me feel like
shit's back to normal.
557
00:27:40,994 --> 00:27:42,374
- But shit's changed, fool.
558
00:27:42,371 --> 00:27:43,791
I'm a grown-ass man.
559
00:27:43,789 --> 00:27:45,169
I even got dental insurance.
560
00:27:45,165 --> 00:27:47,745
- Yeah, but you still live
at your mom's pad, alright?
561
00:27:47,751 --> 00:27:49,421
Same place as me, homie.
562
00:27:49,419 --> 00:27:50,749
- Yeah, but--
563
00:27:50,754 --> 00:27:51,764
No, yeah.
564
00:27:53,090 --> 00:27:55,430
- And your teeth are pretty fucked up.
565
00:27:55,425 --> 00:27:56,635
- I still got more appointments!
566
00:27:56,635 --> 00:27:57,755
[horn honks]
567
00:27:57,761 --> 00:27:59,141
MAGGIE:
Get in the car, losers.
568
00:27:59,137 --> 00:28:01,177
Sorry, there's only one bitch seat.
569
00:28:01,682 --> 00:28:04,102
- Damn, I thought for sure
you'd be a torta.
570
00:28:04,101 --> 00:28:05,771
Hey, fool, hook me up.
571
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:07,860
- Hey, Luis,
572
00:28:07,855 --> 00:28:09,725
shut the fuck up before I fuck you up.
573
00:28:09,731 --> 00:28:11,401
I'm not Julio. You ain't my family.
574
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:13,690
♪
575
00:28:13,694 --> 00:28:15,744
♪ hip-hop song playing over car stereo ♪
576
00:28:15,737 --> 00:28:16,817
MAN:
Hey, y'all ain't got nothing.
577
00:28:16,822 --> 00:28:18,572
You don't got me.
- You ain't got nothin', man.
578
00:28:18,574 --> 00:28:19,744
- You gotta get your money from me, boy.
579
00:28:19,741 --> 00:28:20,951
- Yo, I got $20.
580
00:28:21,702 --> 00:28:22,702
- Goddamn it.
581
00:28:23,328 --> 00:28:25,208
- You want me to talk to these busters?
582
00:28:25,205 --> 00:28:26,955
- No. I got this.
583
00:28:28,125 --> 00:28:29,705
- Alright, then, fool,
we'll wait in the car.
584
00:28:30,460 --> 00:28:32,960
- Ooh, ooh, ooh. I'm gonna film this.
585
00:28:33,505 --> 00:28:35,915
- Hey! I'm gonna need
you fellas to move your car.
586
00:28:35,924 --> 00:28:38,054
- Damn, bruh,
but we're kinda racing right now.
587
00:28:38,594 --> 00:28:41,394
- Last time it was
Blacks versus the Mexicans,
588
00:28:41,388 --> 00:28:43,598
this time it's Mexicans versus Blacks.
589
00:28:44,057 --> 00:28:45,517
- Dawg, I'm Salvadoran.
590
00:28:45,517 --> 00:28:46,727
Man, we talked about this.
591
00:28:46,727 --> 00:28:48,307
- Move your fucking car!
592
00:28:49,771 --> 00:28:51,061
- Whoa, bro.
593
00:28:51,064 --> 00:28:52,194
Watch your tone.
594
00:28:52,191 --> 00:28:53,651
We don't play like that.
595
00:28:53,650 --> 00:28:55,030
- You wanna die, homie?
596
00:28:55,027 --> 00:28:57,817
- Yes! Please! Kill me, bitch!
597
00:28:57,821 --> 00:28:59,321
I don't live to live!
598
00:29:00,741 --> 00:29:01,781
- What?
599
00:29:01,783 --> 00:29:03,993
- I'd rather die
than let you fools walk all over me.
600
00:29:03,994 --> 00:29:05,164
Because that's my thing!
601
00:29:05,162 --> 00:29:08,582
I focus on other people's problems
to avoid dealing with my own.
602
00:29:08,582 --> 00:29:11,792
I definitely got some codependency issues
going on with my ex-lady.
603
00:29:11,793 --> 00:29:12,963
MAGGIE:
Hey!
604
00:29:12,961 --> 00:29:14,841
- Do you fools even know
what codependency is?
605
00:29:15,464 --> 00:29:17,934
I just read about that shit. It sucks!
606
00:29:18,467 --> 00:29:21,217
I got a lot of work to do on myself
and I don't wanna do it!
607
00:29:21,220 --> 00:29:22,600
So just shoot me, please!
608
00:29:22,596 --> 00:29:24,466
- Whoa, fool, chill.
609
00:29:25,557 --> 00:29:26,977
We don't even have guns.
610
00:29:26,975 --> 00:29:28,725
- Then choke me, bitch.
611
00:29:28,727 --> 00:29:30,347
I hope you don't have lawyer hands
612
00:29:30,354 --> 00:29:31,984
because I also got a fat neck,
613
00:29:31,980 --> 00:29:34,230
which is something else
I'm insecure about.
614
00:29:34,233 --> 00:29:35,443
Kill me. Do it.
615
00:29:35,442 --> 00:29:37,192
LUIS:
What the fuck is this fool doing?
616
00:29:37,194 --> 00:29:39,664
- I don't know but it's turning me on.
617
00:29:39,655 --> 00:29:44,985
♪
618
00:29:44,993 --> 00:29:45,993
- Hey!
619
00:29:45,994 --> 00:29:49,124
♪
620
00:29:51,875 --> 00:29:54,795
[thunder cracks, rumbles]
621
00:29:56,713 --> 00:29:59,973
♪ These Ain't Raindrops
by James Carr playing ♪
622
00:29:59,967 --> 00:30:02,587
♪
623
00:30:02,594 --> 00:30:07,274
♪
624
00:30:07,266 --> 00:30:10,266
♪ These ain't raindrops in my eyes ♪
625
00:30:11,228 --> 00:30:13,438
♪ Just look at me now ♪
626
00:30:13,438 --> 00:30:15,228
[car engine revving]
627
00:30:15,232 --> 00:30:17,322
♪
628
00:30:17,317 --> 00:30:19,317
♪ I've been cryin' because I love you ♪
629
00:30:19,319 --> 00:30:20,859
[thunder cracks]
630
00:30:20,863 --> 00:30:23,033
♪ I wonder why can't you see ♪
631
00:30:23,574 --> 00:30:24,834
[sighs]
632
00:30:24,825 --> 00:30:26,945
JULIO:
Next time you fools better kill me.
633
00:30:28,912 --> 00:30:31,502
You saw how I fooled those fools
with my sick-ass mind?
634
00:30:31,498 --> 00:30:34,078
- More like they saw me get out the car
and knew I'd beat their asses.
635
00:30:34,084 --> 00:30:35,134
[horn honks]
636
00:30:35,127 --> 00:30:37,087
♪
637
00:30:37,087 --> 00:30:39,837
♪ If I thought that you'll ever love me ♪
638
00:30:40,299 --> 00:30:41,469
♪ I would wait ♪
639
00:30:41,925 --> 00:30:44,505
♪ I would wait a million years ♪
640
00:30:44,511 --> 00:30:46,471
♪ These ain't raindrops ♪
641
00:30:46,471 --> 00:30:48,891
Hey, you know what?
You do have a fat neck.
642
00:30:49,558 --> 00:30:51,188
You probably can't even
wear turtlenecks, huh?
643
00:30:51,185 --> 00:30:53,055
♪ In my eyes, Lord ♪
644
00:30:53,061 --> 00:30:54,101
[thunder cracks]
645
00:30:54,104 --> 00:30:58,534
♪ These ain't raindrops in my eyes, Lord ♪
646
00:30:58,525 --> 00:31:00,525
♪ They are tears ♪
647
00:31:00,527 --> 00:31:02,357
♪ Oh, now, oh ♪
648
00:31:05,115 --> 00:31:08,195
♪ Ain't no cryin'
'cause I've been to heaven ♪
649
00:31:09,620 --> 00:31:12,750
♪ So how can there be rain? ♪
650
00:31:14,625 --> 00:31:16,495
♪ The man up there ♪
651
00:31:17,127 --> 00:31:20,587
♪ He knows just how I feel, now, oh ♪
652
00:31:23,675 --> 00:31:25,925
♪ How will I face tomorrow ♪
653
00:31:25,928 --> 00:31:30,388
♪ And all the lonely, lonely,
lonely, lonely years? ♪
654
00:31:30,933 --> 00:31:35,313
♪ These ain't raindrops in my eyes, baby ♪
655
00:31:35,363 --> 00:31:39,913
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