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You're listening to
All is Not OK in Oklahoma
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from Cinda Canning.
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I wasn't expecting
to find anything related
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to the disappearance of Becky.
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- What the fuck is in Bo's mouth?
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Becky's panties!
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- I'm Leonora Folger, the mother of Bunny.
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Where the fuck is my painting?
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- You bought the painting
from the artist, Rose Cooper?
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She went missing.
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- Dad? Dad!
- It's okay, buddy!
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- I was having an affair
with your father for years.
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- I thought Rose Cooper was.
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- She was, too.
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- We're texting with the killer!
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- We tell him we'll put
the matchbook in a trashcan
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outside Morningside Park, and then...
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twist!
Glitter.
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- There goes our best chance
at clearing our names.
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Who is Glitter Guy?
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Damn it! He has the matchbook!
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- What's stopping me from
locking you up today, huh?
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- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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Last year, the NYPD had a budget
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of $5.5 billion.
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That's a billion with a "B."
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My salary was 85,819 before taxes,
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alimony, and the mortgage on this
fuckin' dump where I also live.
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If you divide 85,819 by 5.5 billion,
you get...
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I have no fuckin' idea,
but it's a drop in the bucket.
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Try living on that in New York City.
It's impossible.
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So you take other jobs.
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You work security at Coney Island,
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or you help out departments in small towns
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that might not be equipped
to handle things
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like multiple homicides
or missing persons,
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shit like that.
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You get in,
you get out, you get paid.
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You go through the motions.
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But every once in a while,
you meet someone
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and everything changes.
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You see a gal in a bar,
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or a guy, if that's your thing,
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and you toss out some Cary Grant BS like,
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"What brings someone like you
to a joint like this?"
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And she, or he, if that's your thing,
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they smile at you,
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and your whole goddamn universe
turns upside down.
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And that's when shit gets really crazy.
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- Kreps is Glitter Guy.
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Oh. It's ASL for "glitter."
Oh.
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That's kind of fun.
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- I know.
- But why would Kreps kill Bunny?
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I mean, did he want her painting?
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- I don't know. He doesn't seem
like the kind of guy
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who would kill for a piece of art.
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- Money is a very strong motive.
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- True,
if he even got the painting,
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but why would he frame us?
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- And this is the brilliant mind behind
the whole set-up? I don't think so.
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- Yeah, something is not right.
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But, if so,
someone's puppet-mastering a cop?
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I mean, how?
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- I think I know who did this.
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That is a great name for a TV show.
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Remind me that "Criminal Mastermind"
is a great name for a TV show.
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- What about Kreps' backpack?
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And what is this logo?
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I feel like I've seen it somewhere.
Chickens are so weird-looking.
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- I know. I mean, who was the first person
who looked at a chicken and said,
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"Yum! I'll bet that's delicious."
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- After everything that's happened,
I don't know if I have what it takes
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to go up against a cop.
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- I know what you're thinking. "Have we
reached that point in our friendship
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when we can just show up at each other's
apartments in our nightclothes?"
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- No, we haven't.
- "Nightclothes"?
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- But I just had to tell you
both the good news.
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According to the DNA results,
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I am, in fact, Will's biological father.
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- Hey! Congratulations!
- Oh, that's great!
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- Thank you.
Well, no big surprise.
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I mean, a blind man
could see we're related.
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- So does that mean you're Greek?
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- Greek-ish.
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- What's Greek-ish?
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- Well, you know how
I thought I was Ir-ish?
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Greek-ish.
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There's no real difference.
All the European countries
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are essentially the same.
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But now, to celebrate...
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You brought Mrs. Gambolini?
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- Well, this delightful creature
kept me up all night
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telling me to go fuck myself,
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which is why I look like
Nick Nolte after Mardi Gras.
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So, I am gifting her to you.
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- No, no, no! Bunny gave her to you!
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You keep it.
- Charles, if you do not take this bird,
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it will literally be tomorrow's paté.
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- Oliver, I do not have
anything in the apartment
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that goes to the bathroom out in the open!
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It's a rule I have!
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- This is humiliating.
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-
What is
this?
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- No fucking way.
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- That's the original.
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- Are you sure?
- I'm pretty sure.
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- And the woman in the painting
is the artist Rose Cooper?
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- That's right.
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- But why would Bunny make a fake?
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- So she could hang
the inexpensive fake painting...
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- Oh, and hide the real one under her--
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I know who did it...
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Shut up!
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- What are you doing here?
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- Hi. Um, I come bearing gifts.
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Well, a gift.
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Also, I really need to have a wee.
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- Thanks.
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What do you want, Alice?
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To take more of my story?
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To make my trauma
into more of your shitty art?
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- Ouch.
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I deserve that. I don't want anything.
I just wanted to give you that.
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- A puzzle?
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- It's a peace offering.
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I know how much you like puzzles,
so I made one for you.
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I made it with an X-Acto knife,
um, in the middle of a blackout,
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which may have been a mistake.
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I'm not trying to look for sympathy.
I just...
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wanted to give you context
for any imperfections
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or bloodstains you might find.
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But, if you do wanna be
sympathetic towards me--
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- You know, I...
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I should thank you.
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- For what?
- For making me realize
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that I don't want my life
to be all about the worst parts of it.
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I have more to offer than that.
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I thought you'd be cross forever.
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Does that mean...
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- No.
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I like you, Alice.
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But I don't trust you.
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And I can't be
with someone I don't trust.
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- I understand.
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Well, if you ever need something...
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anything, please.
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You have my number. Goodbye, Mabel.
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Yes, Leonora Folger.
I know she lives there.
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What do you mean she's "not verbal"?
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She was highly verbal
and a little bit mean, actually,
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when she showed up
at my building a few weeks ago.
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She hasn't left there in how long?
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Okay. Got it.
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Under...
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"Celebrations"?
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Ah...
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Thank you. Sorry to bother.
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Oh, Charles, you've been had.
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- Just take my suggestion,
add even more padding to the lion's hips.
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Other than that, this looks great.
W-what is your problem?
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- We open in three days,
and it's back to being a shit show.
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The Munchkins all forgot
your choreography.
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Dorothy threatened to walk
because she says
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the Scarecrow shouldn't
be played by neurotypical actor.
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- Oh wow.
- And then the blackout hit
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when we were in rehearsals,
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and I had five screaming, crying
flying monkeys hanging from the ceiling.
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It's gonna be a disaster,
and it's all my fault.
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- Willie. Willie. You can do this.
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You know why?
Because the theater is in your blood.
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You're a Putnam.
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For real.
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- What, you got the DNA results?
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- I am so Greek, I could be
Jennifer Aniston's stand-in.
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I'm so Greek, I could go bankrupt,
and no one in the world would help me.
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- Wow, that's...
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- What?
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- I don't know. I just...
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I didn't realize how much was weighing
on me until this moment.
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- Well, I want you to stop worrying.
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Please? Just...
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Come here. Come here.
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I love you, baby.
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- I love you, too.
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Thanks, Dad.
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- We're good. It's fine.
- You know what?
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I feel like I can do this now.
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- You're a Putnam.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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- Looks like we're in for a fight.
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Oh.
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Looks like we're in for a fight.
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Jesus, I need a life.
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- Well, if it isn't Bloody Mabel.
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Where's the, uh, dusty grandpappies?
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- And who are you supposed to be?
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Rocky Zero? Great White Dope?
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Raging Bullshitter?
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I can keep going.
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I love boxing movies. And puns.
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- Why the fuck are you here?
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- Just wanted to ask some questions.
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- Well, that ain't how this works,
see, 'cause I, uh...
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I'm the cop.
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- How's your arm?
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The one I stabbed after you attacked me.
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- Alright, Mabel.
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What kind of a stupid
fucking name is Mabel?
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Dumbass name.
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You want to ask me questions?
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You can ask questions.
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Throw these on.
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Yeah.
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- You found it.
- I found
you.
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Rose Cooper.
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- Oh.
Well, tell me something I don't know.
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- You ever box?
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- I take a cardio boxing class
every Tuesday and Thursday.
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- You're adorable.
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Hold the bag.
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Eh? I know, right?
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- Sorry. I was daydreaming.
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Have you thrown a punch yet?
I just felt a slight breeze.
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- You know what?
- Saw glitter on your neck.
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- I don't know what you're talking about.
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- How'd you know about the evidence
drop-off at Morningside Park?
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- I still don't know
what you're talking about.
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- A matchbook with your fingerprint on it.
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- Oh, that's gone.
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And it wasn't my fingerprint.
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- Alright. In the ring. Let's go.
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- Let's go.
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- I am not saying
it's entirely
your fault.
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I shouldn't have left it on the bed,
but it was cashmere.
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We don't pee on things
just because they're soft.
237
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Oh, hello, Teddy.
238
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- Oliver.
239
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- I'll kill you!
- Ah!
240
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- Arm's still sore, I see.
241
00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:56,170
Why'd you kill Bunny Folger?
- I didn't it.
242
00:13:56,170 --> 00:13:58,297
- You stabbed her with a knife
and tried to frame me.
243
00:13:58,297 --> 00:14:00,215
- Okay, that's enough.
244
00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:01,925
Alright? Enough.
245
00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:06,722
- See, what I can't
figure out, though,
246
00:14:06,722 --> 00:14:09,016
is how you were able to pull off
such an intricate plan.
247
00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:12,561
I mean, framing innocent people,
secret passageways.
248
00:14:12,561 --> 00:14:15,355
I mean,
I was a bad student,
but you're just...
249
00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:17,774
a stupid man.
250
00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:20,235
There's no way that you could pull off
a murder this sophisticated.
251
00:14:20,235 --> 00:14:21,486
- I said that's enough!
252
00:14:22,196 --> 00:14:24,156
And what do you think's
gonna happen here, Mabel?
253
00:14:24,156 --> 00:14:27,201
You think I'm gonna show you something
I don't wanna show you?
254
00:14:27,201 --> 00:14:28,911
You think I'm gonna say something
I don't wanna say?
255
00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:30,579
'Cause that's not how this works,
256
00:14:30,579 --> 00:14:34,416
no matter how many stupid shit-headed
insults you throw at me.
257
00:14:34,416 --> 00:14:36,502
'Cause I'm a fuck of
a lot smarter than that.
258
00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:39,546
Put 'em up.
- Alright, mitts up.
259
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:40,631
- Mitts up.
260
00:14:40,631 --> 00:14:43,342
- You son of a bitch!
- What the fuck?!
261
00:14:43,342 --> 00:14:45,802
You can't win this, Teddy!
262
00:14:48,305 --> 00:14:51,683
- Oh, th-this doesn't look good.
Uh, should I just wait for the next one?
263
00:14:51,683 --> 00:14:55,020
- No, no, no, no! No, no.
C-come in. It's all good.
264
00:15:00,651 --> 00:15:03,862
You son of a bitch!
265
00:15:03,862 --> 00:15:06,365
- Oh god! Oh! Okay! Okay, okay, guys!
266
00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:12,454
Alright, you guys have fun. Be safe, okay?
267
00:15:12,454 --> 00:15:14,206
- Oh, my bone! Ouch!
268
00:15:14,206 --> 00:15:15,207
Jesus Christ.
269
00:15:15,207 --> 00:15:16,583
What the hell is wrong with you?
270
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:19,670
Why are you doing this?!
271
00:15:19,670 --> 00:15:21,171
- Oh, don't act like you...
272
00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:24,174
You don't know, do you?
273
00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:27,761
You're my son's father!
274
00:15:28,846 --> 00:15:30,514
You piece of shit!
275
00:15:30,514 --> 00:15:32,015
- What?
276
00:15:41,692 --> 00:15:45,070
- So, the Cocotinis are
yours,
not Leonora Folger's.
277
00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:48,031
- I knew enough about her to pull off
278
00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:50,242
a little day trip into the city.
279
00:15:50,242 --> 00:15:52,995
But, I think I'm slipping now.
280
00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:55,622
I don't know how you actors do it,
281
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:59,376
pretending to be somebody else
all the time. It's exhausting.
282
00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:02,379
- You pulled it off
like the master you are.
283
00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:04,381
- It's exciting for you, isn't it?
284
00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:05,966
Figuring out little mysteries.
285
00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:07,843
- Not so little.
286
00:16:07,843 --> 00:16:10,512
The world has been wondering
about
you for years.
287
00:16:10,512 --> 00:16:12,514
- The world, please.
288
00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:15,559
A pocket of the art world
289
00:16:15,559 --> 00:16:17,895
who wanted nothing to do with me
290
00:16:17,895 --> 00:16:19,605
before I went missing.
291
00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:23,901
- Did you go into hiding
because my father was threatening you?
292
00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:26,778
I don't know a lot about my father,
293
00:16:27,863 --> 00:16:29,865
but I don't think he was a good man.
294
00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:34,077
And it has haunted me my whole life.
295
00:16:34,620 --> 00:16:35,662
And then...
296
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:37,748
you came along.
297
00:16:38,457 --> 00:16:41,251
- I hope that you charge rent
298
00:16:41,251 --> 00:16:43,795
to the people inside your head.
299
00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:46,256
You'd make a fortune.
300
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:50,010
Do you have the painting, please?
301
00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:51,261
- I do.
302
00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:56,683
- You're a crooked fuckin' cop, Kreps.
303
00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:59,478
A crooked cop who stabbed
a defenseless old woman,
304
00:16:59,478 --> 00:17:02,105
and you're trying to pin it on me,
and I'm gonna nail you for it!
305
00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:03,607
- Ah!
306
00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:07,110
You know what your problem is?
307
00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:10,781
You know what your entire fuckin'
generation's problem is, Mora?
308
00:17:10,781 --> 00:17:12,866
- I don't know. Boy bands?
- Nah.
309
00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:15,994
Your parents told you
you could be anything you want,
310
00:17:15,994 --> 00:17:19,164
and your stupid teachers
reinforced that bullshit,
311
00:17:19,164 --> 00:17:21,708
so you come out with your little TikToks
312
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:24,920
and your fuckin' podcasts like everybody
wants to hear what you have to say.
313
00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:27,256
Nobody gives a fuck
about what you have to say.
314
00:17:27,923 --> 00:17:29,383
I'm stupid?
315
00:17:29,383 --> 00:17:31,802
You don't know anything about me.
316
00:17:31,802 --> 00:17:34,012
If I'm so stupid,
how come I was able to land
317
00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:35,681
the smartest woman on the planet?
318
00:17:35,681 --> 00:17:38,100
Huh? If I'm so stupid,
319
00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:41,520
how come I'm able to do a better podcast
than you idiots in two seconds flat?
320
00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:43,522
- Thought you hated podcasts.
- Yeah,
321
00:17:43,522 --> 00:17:46,733
I hate stupid amateur bullshit
podcasts like yours.
322
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,652
Your podcast sucks.
323
00:17:48,652 --> 00:17:52,030
The OG ones?
All is Not OK?
324
00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:54,491
That takes some talent.
325
00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:55,993
That takes some intelligence.
326
00:17:55,993 --> 00:17:57,578
Trust me.
327
00:17:57,578 --> 00:17:58,871
I should know.
328
00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:01,164
- I'm not scared of you.
329
00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:04,418
- Yeah, well, you should be, you fuck.
Okay?
330
00:18:04,418 --> 00:18:08,338
Because I'm the lead detective
on a murder case where
somebody
331
00:18:08,338 --> 00:18:10,966
keeps making
you the lead suspect.
332
00:18:10,966 --> 00:18:13,260
That's fuckin' scary.
333
00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:16,597
Or maybe you're too stupid to realize
what the fuck is going on here, huh?
334
00:18:18,682 --> 00:18:22,394
You know, people go away for things they
didn't do all the time. Remember that.
335
00:18:23,478 --> 00:18:25,189
Tough guy.
336
00:18:25,189 --> 00:18:28,317
Now, take that
shit-eating grin off your face,
337
00:18:28,317 --> 00:18:30,319
and get the fuck out of my gym.
338
00:19:01,266 --> 00:19:02,559
Oh...
339
00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:06,230
Oh, give it. Give it, give it.
340
00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:12,361
Mm...
Look.
341
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:20,202
See, there's the tear in the canvas.
- Yes.
342
00:19:20,744 --> 00:19:21,787
Yes...
343
00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:24,164
- So, it is the original.
- Well,
344
00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:26,166
only one way to know for certain.
345
00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:29,211
Wait, let me try.
346
00:19:29,837 --> 00:19:30,963
No, you do it.
347
00:19:31,463 --> 00:19:33,048
Mm.
- Pull out the nails?
348
00:19:33,048 --> 00:19:34,424
- Just pull out the nail.
349
00:19:34,424 --> 00:19:37,386
There's something I need you to see.
350
00:19:44,142 --> 00:19:46,395
If I'm so stupid,
how come I was able to land
351
00:19:46,395 --> 00:19:48,689
the smartest woman on the planet?
352
00:20:09,835 --> 00:20:11,587
The OG ones?
353
00:20:11,587 --> 00:20:13,547
All is Not OK?
354
00:20:13,547 --> 00:20:15,215
That takes some talent.
355
00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:17,176
That takes some intelligence.
356
00:20:17,176 --> 00:20:19,386
Trust me. I should know.
357
00:20:30,814 --> 00:20:33,692
You're listening to
All is Not OK in Oklahoma.
358
00:20:35,861 --> 00:20:37,654
- Ow!
- Can I get you something?!
359
00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:39,740
Coffee? Water?
360
00:20:39,740 --> 00:20:41,783
A swift kick in the dick?
361
00:20:41,783 --> 00:20:43,493
- Look, Oliver, let me explain--
362
00:20:43,493 --> 00:20:45,120
Oh no, no, no.
You don't have to.
363
00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:48,373
I was up all night talking to Roberta.
She told me what happened.
364
00:20:48,373 --> 00:20:50,209
- Did she tell you it only happened once?
365
00:20:50,209 --> 00:20:51,877
- She said twice.
366
00:20:52,878 --> 00:20:54,129
- One night, two times.
367
00:20:54,129 --> 00:20:55,881
- Well, now you're just bragging.
368
00:20:55,881 --> 00:20:58,800
Tell me, Teddy, how many
other women in the building
369
00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:02,387
did you impregnate
with your oily Grecian sperm?
370
00:21:02,387 --> 00:21:05,516
D-d-do you sell it by
the quart like your
hummus?
371
00:21:05,516 --> 00:21:07,518
- You're insane. I'm leaving.
372
00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:11,313
- He's all I've got, Teddy.
373
00:21:13,482 --> 00:21:15,484
If I lose my son, I've g...
374
00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:17,444
I've got nothing.
375
00:21:19,905 --> 00:21:21,907
I feel like the worst father in the world.
376
00:21:27,162 --> 00:21:28,413
- Are you kidding?
377
00:21:29,122 --> 00:21:30,999
On your worst day,
you didn't drag your son
378
00:21:30,999 --> 00:21:33,627
into a criminal enterprise
or cover up his involvement
379
00:21:33,627 --> 00:21:34,962
in someone's death.
380
00:21:35,963 --> 00:21:37,881
- True.
381
00:21:37,881 --> 00:21:39,883
But I did recently encourage him
382
00:21:39,883 --> 00:21:42,344
to get involved in the theater, so...
383
00:21:44,888 --> 00:21:46,682
- Well, that's bad.
- Yeah.
384
00:21:47,099 --> 00:21:49,893
Becky Butler's
disappearance in Chickasha, Oklahoma,
385
00:21:49,893 --> 00:21:52,646
in 2015 sent shockwaves through town.
386
00:21:52,646 --> 00:21:55,816
She'd evaporated just
like the man-made lake
387
00:21:55,816 --> 00:21:58,277
at the abandoned
Chickasha putt-putt course.
388
00:21:59,278 --> 00:22:01,488
With no body, and no clues,
389
00:22:01,488 --> 00:22:03,031
freelance police officers
390
00:22:03,031 --> 00:22:05,284
from bigger cities descended upon the town
391
00:22:05,284 --> 00:22:07,244
to help find Becky or her killer.
392
00:22:07,244 --> 00:22:10,664
Also arriving was one intrepid podcaster
393
00:22:10,664 --> 00:22:14,168
who never had a good hair day
south of the Mason-Dixon.
394
00:22:14,168 --> 00:22:15,294
Yours truly.
395
00:22:17,296 --> 00:22:21,008
Every night, I'd go to the local
bar and grill, The Chicken Chug,
396
00:22:21,008 --> 00:22:23,218
whose orange and green chicken logo
397
00:22:23,218 --> 00:22:24,803
seemed to be everywhere in town.
398
00:22:26,805 --> 00:22:30,517
There, I'd mingle with tipsy townsfolk
and homesick cops,
399
00:22:30,517 --> 00:22:33,896
working them for clues and gossip.
400
00:22:35,355 --> 00:22:37,274
It's amazing the allies you can make
401
00:22:37,274 --> 00:22:40,319
over a Chicken Chug wings tub.
402
00:22:40,319 --> 00:22:41,945
- I didn't see it.
403
00:22:41,945 --> 00:22:43,864
I heard it.
404
00:22:52,414 --> 00:22:54,791
- Yeah, this painting on top,
405
00:22:54,791 --> 00:22:56,668
oh, that was for me.
406
00:23:00,506 --> 00:23:01,965
And the one underneath...
407
00:23:05,844 --> 00:23:07,513
this was for him.
408
00:23:11,099 --> 00:23:13,143
The man he most wanted to be.
409
00:23:13,143 --> 00:23:15,395
A father to his boy.
410
00:23:27,074 --> 00:23:28,575
He was my love.
411
00:23:30,202 --> 00:23:32,204
He tried to keep me safe...
412
00:23:34,456 --> 00:23:36,500
from a rage-filled husband.
413
00:23:37,209 --> 00:23:40,379
I had to leave. To keep us both safe,
414
00:23:40,379 --> 00:23:42,172
I had to disappear myself.
415
00:23:42,631 --> 00:23:45,008
We never saw each other again.
416
00:23:47,553 --> 00:23:49,680
- He died heartbroken.
417
00:23:53,392 --> 00:23:55,644
- What is the thing
about fathers and sons?
418
00:23:55,644 --> 00:23:57,855
Why is that relationship so hard?
419
00:23:57,855 --> 00:24:00,649
- Oh. I don't know.
420
00:24:00,649 --> 00:24:02,943
Biology. Hubris.
421
00:24:03,819 --> 00:24:05,946
Good old-fashioned stupidity.
422
00:24:06,780 --> 00:24:08,782
Were you close to your father?
423
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:11,910
- Well, I-I tried to be.
424
00:24:13,161 --> 00:24:15,122
He was a door-to-door salesman.
425
00:24:15,122 --> 00:24:17,332
A real-life Willy Loman.
426
00:24:18,750 --> 00:24:21,628
So, he was gone a lot.
427
00:24:22,254 --> 00:24:23,755
But when he was home,
428
00:24:24,631 --> 00:24:27,176
I would do whatever I could
to get his attention.
429
00:24:28,093 --> 00:24:29,344
Hence my...
430
00:24:29,761 --> 00:24:32,764
what some would describe
as "extra" persona.
431
00:24:34,474 --> 00:24:35,517
How about you?
432
00:24:36,059 --> 00:24:37,644
- Fuck no. I hated him.
433
00:24:38,896 --> 00:24:41,315
He was killed in the back room
of a Chinese restaurant
434
00:24:41,315 --> 00:24:42,858
by a Korean bookie.
435
00:24:42,858 --> 00:24:44,276
Took two to the chest.
436
00:24:44,276 --> 00:24:46,820
- Okay, this isn't a competition.
437
00:24:46,820 --> 00:24:48,071
- I'm just saying...
438
00:24:49,072 --> 00:24:50,574
because of that...
439
00:24:51,783 --> 00:24:54,786
all I ever wanted was to have
a good relationship with Theo.
440
00:24:56,413 --> 00:24:57,831
Like the one you have with Will.
441
00:24:59,583 --> 00:25:00,918
And I fucked it up.
442
00:25:02,085 --> 00:25:03,212
- Will you do me a favor?
443
00:25:03,921 --> 00:25:06,840
- Aren't we square at this point?
444
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:09,218
You send me to jail, I fuck your wife?
445
00:25:09,218 --> 00:25:10,761
- Just...
446
00:25:10,761 --> 00:25:12,262
promise me...
447
00:25:13,180 --> 00:25:15,182
that you'll never tell Will.
448
00:25:16,016 --> 00:25:18,018
I told Roberta this, too.
449
00:25:19,853 --> 00:25:21,939
I mean, if you two managed to keep
450
00:25:21,939 --> 00:25:24,942
the mere possibility of this
a secret all these years,
451
00:25:25,692 --> 00:25:29,196
can't we just keep on keeping on
for the sake of Will?
452
00:25:30,239 --> 00:25:31,990
- I'll do whatever you want me to do.
453
00:25:32,574 --> 00:25:34,159
- Thank you.
454
00:25:39,331 --> 00:25:41,208
Twice?
455
00:25:41,208 --> 00:25:43,210
- I was younger.
456
00:25:48,590 --> 00:25:49,633
- Hey.
457
00:25:50,926 --> 00:25:53,303
- You shouldn't be here.
Cinda could be back any minute.
458
00:25:53,303 --> 00:25:54,471
- Well, where is she?
459
00:25:54,471 --> 00:25:55,722
- Uh, vocal massage.
460
00:25:56,557 --> 00:25:59,309
She pays a Thai guy to rub her throat.
What do you want me to tell you?
461
00:25:59,309 --> 00:26:01,186
- Well, this will be quick. I--
- The other day
462
00:26:01,186 --> 00:26:03,480
when I said that I could help you,
that was a mistake.
463
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:05,274
I can't do anything else for you.
464
00:26:05,274 --> 00:26:07,776
Please just... leave me in peace.
465
00:26:07,776 --> 00:26:09,486
- Bunny Folger's murder?
466
00:26:10,612 --> 00:26:12,489
That cop Kreps?
467
00:26:12,489 --> 00:26:15,492
This all has something to do with
All is Not OK in Oklahoma.
468
00:26:16,118 --> 00:26:18,412
I just can't figure out how.
469
00:26:18,412 --> 00:26:20,581
It's like I'm missing
a puzzle piece somewhere.
470
00:26:21,623 --> 00:26:23,166
- You should let this go.
471
00:26:23,166 --> 00:26:25,711
You should go, and you should let this go.
- Poppy--
472
00:26:25,711 --> 00:26:28,380
- Mabel! Please go.
473
00:26:32,134 --> 00:26:34,094
- You deserve to have this, Charles.
474
00:26:34,094 --> 00:26:35,053
- Thank you.
475
00:26:35,596 --> 00:26:39,266
- Better you than that woman that came
sniffing around a few months ago.
476
00:26:39,266 --> 00:26:41,393
- What woman?
477
00:26:41,393 --> 00:26:44,271
- Poppy, what do you know?
What are you so scared of?
478
00:26:45,063 --> 00:26:46,732
- You don't know what she's capable of.
479
00:26:47,357 --> 00:26:49,234
You don't know what she'd do
to get what she wants.
480
00:26:49,234 --> 00:26:52,196
- She had brown hair and... glasses.
481
00:26:52,196 --> 00:26:53,614
- Cinda Canning?
482
00:26:53,614 --> 00:26:55,699
- I don't know her name,
but she was so pushy.
483
00:26:55,699 --> 00:26:57,701
- Cinda Canning?
484
00:26:57,701 --> 00:26:59,494
Seriously? You're that terrified
485
00:26:59,494 --> 00:27:01,914
of a Peabody Award-winning podcaster
486
00:27:01,914 --> 00:27:04,458
who solved the disappearance
and murder of Becky Butler?
487
00:27:04,458 --> 00:27:05,876
- Yes.
488
00:27:07,002 --> 00:27:08,295
Everyone has secrets.
489
00:27:09,463 --> 00:27:11,340
Things we've done
that we don't talk about.
490
00:27:12,341 --> 00:27:14,343
Things we can't explain.
491
00:27:16,970 --> 00:27:20,224
Like when you go to help out
on a case in Bumblefuck USA
492
00:27:20,224 --> 00:27:22,309
just to make a little extra coin.
493
00:27:25,854 --> 00:27:28,232
You plan to get in,
you plan to get out, get paid.
494
00:27:28,232 --> 00:27:30,943
Go through the motions.
495
00:27:30,943 --> 00:27:32,444
Lemme get a beer.
496
00:27:32,444 --> 00:27:33,779
- Why?
497
00:27:37,741 --> 00:27:39,243
- Because I'm Becky Butler.
498
00:27:42,454 --> 00:27:44,540
But every once in a while,
you meet someone...
499
00:27:44,540 --> 00:27:46,834
and everything changes.
500
00:27:54,049 --> 00:27:57,511
And your whole goddamn universe
turns upside down.
501
00:27:59,763 --> 00:28:02,266
And that's when shit gets really crazy.
502
00:28:14,570 --> 00:28:16,029
- Well, shit.
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