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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:27,486 --> 00:00:29,863 Dear friends... 2 00:00:30,405 --> 00:00:33,408 Welcome to the Tokyo Gay Games. 3 00:00:33,951 --> 00:00:38,830 Let's give a warm welcome to the French water polo team... 4 00:00:39,414 --> 00:00:41,250 The Shiny Shrimps! 5 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:38,867 THE SHINY SHRIMPS STRIKE BACK 6 00:02:45,874 --> 00:02:47,459 Leave me here, Marco. 7 00:02:47,626 --> 00:02:48,710 This is good. 8 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:57,135 Are you ashamed of our life? 9 00:02:57,302 --> 00:03:00,389 No, babe, but the others wouldn't understand. 10 00:03:00,556 --> 00:03:01,557 What? 11 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:03,350 All this. You know them. 12 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:05,352 Actually, I don't. 13 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:07,020 You're not missing much. 14 00:03:11,108 --> 00:03:12,317 Know what? 15 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:15,821 The best tribute to Jean is to live to the full. 16 00:03:16,113 --> 00:03:17,906 So I'll stay here with you. 17 00:03:17,990 --> 00:03:18,991 The Gay Games? 18 00:03:19,116 --> 00:03:21,785 You're busy, they're just going to party. 19 00:03:21,952 --> 00:03:25,038 Why should I be the only one who gives a damn? 20 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:28,000 Because you're more than their goalkeeper. 21 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:30,377 There's a surprise in the pocket. 22 00:03:35,924 --> 00:03:37,509 Think of me every second. 23 00:03:37,676 --> 00:03:39,178 You're crazy! 24 00:03:44,349 --> 00:03:45,350 Go now. 25 00:03:52,774 --> 00:03:54,443 Konnichiwa. 26 00:03:54,818 --> 00:03:56,528 Only hand luggage? 27 00:03:56,695 --> 00:03:58,197 I checked the rest in. 28 00:03:58,363 --> 00:03:59,698 We have new rules. 29 00:03:59,865 --> 00:04:01,533 Low carbon footprint. 30 00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:03,327 - A girl goes no lower. - Hi, guys. 31 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:07,497 And Fred. Sorry, my Uber broke down. 32 00:04:07,664 --> 00:04:09,082 Typical. 33 00:04:09,458 --> 00:04:10,792 Why not fly direct? 34 00:04:10,959 --> 00:04:13,712 Any activities must be accessible to all. 35 00:04:13,879 --> 00:04:15,297 A 22-hour trip... 36 00:04:16,005 --> 00:04:17,257 - Bon voyage. - You too. 37 00:04:17,423 --> 00:04:18,509 Move! 38 00:04:18,926 --> 00:04:19,927 Hello. 39 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:23,805 Good news, Mr Blanchard. Your status 40 00:04:23,972 --> 00:04:25,265 gets you an upgrade. 41 00:04:25,349 --> 00:04:26,475 What status? 42 00:04:26,558 --> 00:04:29,144 My status as ACT UP's former treasurer. 43 00:04:29,228 --> 00:04:30,229 No. 44 00:04:30,395 --> 00:04:32,523 Your first-class flyer status. 45 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:35,859 - Teachers got a raise? - No. 46 00:04:36,026 --> 00:04:38,278 I met someone with money 47 00:04:38,362 --> 00:04:41,114 and we took a trip to Asia, nothing much. 48 00:04:41,198 --> 00:04:42,199 And Fiji. 49 00:04:42,366 --> 00:04:43,659 Australia too. 50 00:04:43,825 --> 00:04:45,661 - The USA... - Ok, thanks. 51 00:04:45,827 --> 00:04:47,079 Who is he? 52 00:04:47,246 --> 00:04:50,040 Bram. You introduced us in Croatia. 53 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:52,125 The loaded trader? 54 00:04:52,876 --> 00:04:54,461 Keep it quiet. 55 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:55,963 I'm left-wing. 56 00:04:57,089 --> 00:04:58,966 Mr Socialist is treating me. 57 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:01,760 - Enjoy. - Thanks. 58 00:05:04,221 --> 00:05:06,431 - Need a hand, Damien? - I'm ok. 59 00:05:06,598 --> 00:05:07,766 Here, Damien. 60 00:05:08,725 --> 00:05:09,726 Hi, coach. 61 00:05:09,893 --> 00:05:10,936 All good, guys? 62 00:05:11,103 --> 00:05:13,939 Meet the great player I mentioned. 63 00:05:15,107 --> 00:05:16,108 Sélime. 64 00:05:16,275 --> 00:05:17,484 Hi there! 65 00:05:19,027 --> 00:05:21,864 Sélime, meet the Shrimps. 66 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:23,031 The Shrimps? 67 00:05:23,198 --> 00:05:26,743 The Shiny Shrimps. It's their name. It's original. 68 00:05:26,910 --> 00:05:29,162 - A shrimp's best bit is... - The head! 69 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:32,332 The head. Add the shine and it's party time. 70 00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:34,459 Row 28? 71 00:05:34,626 --> 00:05:36,587 28 E and D. Just there. 72 00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:38,213 Excuse me. 73 00:05:38,380 --> 00:05:41,091 Sit yourself down and I'll be right back. 74 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:43,010 He seems nice. 75 00:05:43,177 --> 00:05:47,723 Dial back the dancing, shrimps, shine and heels 'cause he's not... 76 00:05:48,432 --> 00:05:49,433 He's not what? 77 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:53,312 He is, but what I mean is not like... 78 00:05:53,478 --> 00:05:55,105 Is he leaving? 79 00:05:55,272 --> 00:05:56,732 Shit. He's just shy. 80 00:05:57,065 --> 00:05:58,317 Sélime! 81 00:05:59,651 --> 00:06:01,820 - What's up? - Are you serious? 82 00:06:01,987 --> 00:06:03,822 - What? - Your pals are gay! 83 00:06:04,406 --> 00:06:06,200 That's the idea of the team. 84 00:06:07,075 --> 00:06:09,077 And you called me? Fuck this! 85 00:06:09,244 --> 00:06:12,706 I should've told you, but you didn't seem very... 86 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:13,957 No kidding? 87 00:06:14,124 --> 00:06:17,753 After a homophobic rant, I was sentenced to coach them. 88 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:20,714 I was like you at first. I was surprised. 89 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:22,466 But they're great guys. 90 00:06:22,633 --> 00:06:24,927 - Screw that! - Wait up, Sélime. 91 00:06:25,093 --> 00:06:28,347 You keep saying you want to play for France. 92 00:06:28,514 --> 00:06:31,350 These games... Well, this competition 93 00:06:31,517 --> 00:06:33,685 will test you internationally. 94 00:06:33,852 --> 00:06:35,604 And you wanna go home? 95 00:06:40,275 --> 00:06:41,485 Why pick me? 96 00:06:44,279 --> 00:06:45,572 Because... 97 00:06:46,156 --> 00:06:47,157 Because what? 98 00:06:48,534 --> 00:06:50,577 You're the most open-minded. 99 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:53,497 I'll get wasted in the hood with that lot! 100 00:06:53,664 --> 00:06:56,250 No one'll see you far across the world. 101 00:06:56,333 --> 00:06:57,334 Hold on... 102 00:06:57,751 --> 00:07:00,879 The Black aside, not one's built for water polo. 103 00:07:01,338 --> 00:07:03,131 You're wrong, they're good. 104 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:05,759 - See Xavier, the flamingo? - Yeah. 105 00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:07,636 A real Neymar in the pool. 106 00:07:08,095 --> 00:07:10,055 And the midget who never grew? 107 00:07:10,222 --> 00:07:12,099 Damien? Amazingly powerful. 108 00:07:12,474 --> 00:07:14,101 Know what they call him? 109 00:07:14,351 --> 00:07:15,644 The Seal. 110 00:07:15,811 --> 00:07:16,812 And the oldie? 111 00:07:16,979 --> 00:07:18,730 Enough, we're not alone. 112 00:07:20,023 --> 00:07:24,069 Joël doesn't have a nickname, just a lot of experience. 113 00:07:24,152 --> 00:07:25,153 In bars. 114 00:07:25,904 --> 00:07:27,155 No, at the Olympics. 115 00:07:27,322 --> 00:07:29,658 - He was at the Olympics? - Yes. 116 00:07:29,825 --> 00:07:30,909 Like you? 117 00:07:31,076 --> 00:07:33,704 Yes, but 25 years ago for him. 118 00:07:35,414 --> 00:07:37,791 - The Sydney games? - Absolutely. 119 00:07:38,542 --> 00:07:40,836 But he hates talking about it. 120 00:07:41,003 --> 00:07:43,172 Sélime... Japan, man. 121 00:07:43,338 --> 00:07:45,465 Realize what a break this is? 122 00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:47,467 It'll be wild. 123 00:07:47,634 --> 00:07:50,637 A new culture, the food, amazing places... 124 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:52,431 Do we fly or do we fuck? 125 00:07:52,598 --> 00:07:54,224 He's not serious. 126 00:07:54,391 --> 00:07:56,310 He's kidding, it's a joke. 127 00:07:56,852 --> 00:07:57,895 Sorry. 128 00:07:58,061 --> 00:07:59,605 Try asking the pilot. 129 00:07:59,771 --> 00:08:01,982 What the fuck am I doing? 130 00:08:02,149 --> 00:08:03,942 Give me your bag. 131 00:08:05,652 --> 00:08:06,778 There. 132 00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:10,115 Ok, honey? 133 00:08:10,282 --> 00:08:11,909 Are you in the toilet? 134 00:08:12,075 --> 00:08:14,369 Yes. Tell me something... 135 00:08:14,536 --> 00:08:16,330 You know Sélime... 136 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:17,956 Sir, we're taking off. 137 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:19,583 Just a second. 138 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:20,667 Thank you. 139 00:08:21,585 --> 00:08:22,878 Sélime is gay, right? 140 00:08:23,045 --> 00:08:24,087 Why? 141 00:08:24,254 --> 00:08:27,424 Victoire, answer me, please. Is he gay? 142 00:08:27,758 --> 00:08:29,009 I think so. 143 00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:30,677 You think so? 144 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:32,846 Return to your seat! 145 00:08:33,514 --> 00:08:35,849 I'm nearly done, dammit! 146 00:08:36,140 --> 00:08:39,770 You said he couldn't come out in the projects 147 00:08:39,937 --> 00:08:42,813 and wanted me to show him something new. 148 00:08:42,981 --> 00:08:45,567 You said that. So, for you, he's gay. 149 00:08:45,734 --> 00:08:48,070 No, it was just a feeling. 150 00:08:50,906 --> 00:08:52,115 Jesus... 151 00:08:52,658 --> 00:08:54,910 Dad, what have you done? 152 00:08:55,494 --> 00:08:56,495 Dad? 153 00:08:56,662 --> 00:08:58,789 Nothing. Gotta go, honey. 154 00:09:00,958 --> 00:09:03,335 Just give me a second. 155 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:31,280 Excuse me, miss... 156 00:09:31,446 --> 00:09:33,907 Can we send champagne to my friends in coach? 157 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:36,159 Sorry, that's not allowed. 158 00:09:42,499 --> 00:09:43,917 Frédéric Lecomte? 159 00:09:44,293 --> 00:09:45,460 Is that you? 160 00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:47,796 Yes, it's you. 161 00:09:48,463 --> 00:09:51,592 Christophe Pouchard, Pasteur High, class 4D. 162 00:09:51,675 --> 00:09:52,676 Oh, yes. 163 00:09:52,843 --> 00:09:54,303 Shit, you've... 164 00:09:54,845 --> 00:09:56,680 You've changed. 165 00:09:56,847 --> 00:09:58,599 - Not enough. - Fine by me. 166 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:02,686 - Fredo... - Fred now. 167 00:10:03,020 --> 00:10:04,521 Right, more unisex. 168 00:10:05,564 --> 00:10:08,108 That was fun. See you in 20 years. 169 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:12,404 Hold on, let's do a photo. Chloé Le Guennec won't believe it. 170 00:10:12,487 --> 00:10:13,488 Later, maybe. 171 00:10:13,655 --> 00:10:15,699 Ok, later then, Fredo pal. 172 00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:18,660 Holy cow... Fredo! 173 00:10:23,832 --> 00:10:25,250 Guys... 174 00:10:26,752 --> 00:10:28,253 I was wondering... 175 00:10:29,046 --> 00:10:30,797 Is a straight on the team ok? 176 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:33,175 It's cool. You're our quota. 177 00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:35,302 Yes, thanks, but... 178 00:10:35,469 --> 00:10:37,137 I meant others. 179 00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:39,139 No, don't overdo it. 180 00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:41,850 Why do you ask? 181 00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:46,104 No reason... 182 00:10:46,271 --> 00:10:47,397 Just curious. 183 00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:49,942 One is ok, but more is tricky. 184 00:10:50,108 --> 00:10:52,611 - Things get trashy. - Like in soccer. 185 00:10:52,778 --> 00:10:54,696 Isn't that discriminatory? 186 00:10:54,863 --> 00:10:57,366 That's a majority shunning a minority. 187 00:10:57,533 --> 00:10:59,743 - This is self-preservation. - Salvation. 188 00:10:59,910 --> 00:11:03,038 Imagine a guy you don't know joins the team. 189 00:11:03,205 --> 00:11:04,998 D'you ask if he's gay? 190 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:07,084 - What? - That's personal. 191 00:11:07,251 --> 00:11:09,294 - And inappropriate. - Totally! 192 00:11:09,753 --> 00:11:11,839 So how d'you know if he's gay? 193 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:14,925 - By using gaydar. - Please, not that. 194 00:11:15,092 --> 00:11:17,135 What the hell's gaydar? 195 00:11:17,302 --> 00:11:18,804 Dolphins have sonar. 196 00:11:18,971 --> 00:11:21,932 - Soldiers have radar. - And us, gaydar. 197 00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:24,977 What a load of crap... 198 00:11:27,062 --> 00:11:29,481 See him? I can tell he's gay. 199 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:31,775 - No way. - Totally gay. 200 00:11:31,942 --> 00:11:33,986 Too hot to be straight. 201 00:11:34,152 --> 00:11:35,487 That's complicated. 202 00:11:35,654 --> 00:11:37,656 It's a sixth sense, chemical. 203 00:11:37,823 --> 00:11:39,908 Like chicks and friends' periods. 204 00:11:40,075 --> 00:11:41,285 Gross! 205 00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:49,126 Everything ok? 206 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:56,508 So you like rap? 207 00:11:57,593 --> 00:11:58,594 What? 208 00:12:00,137 --> 00:12:01,471 You like rap? 209 00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:02,723 Yeah. 210 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:04,558 That's cool. 211 00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:07,728 D'you like other stuff? 212 00:12:08,812 --> 00:12:10,480 More mainstream? 213 00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:11,648 Mainstream? 214 00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:14,735 Something more melodic. 215 00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:16,236 Like 50 Cent? 216 00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:20,407 Yes, 50 Cent or... 217 00:12:20,782 --> 00:12:22,534 Céline Dion. 218 00:12:40,594 --> 00:12:41,595 Where's Jean? 219 00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:43,222 Where is he? 220 00:13:01,573 --> 00:13:03,158 Can't you be careful? 221 00:13:03,325 --> 00:13:04,910 Coach is too cramped. 222 00:13:05,077 --> 00:13:06,620 Yes, Mr Selfish! 223 00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:09,206 I only have one sweater with me! 224 00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:11,375 I'm covered in it. 225 00:13:16,213 --> 00:13:17,714 What's going on? 226 00:13:19,174 --> 00:13:21,718 Vincent, no shagging between Shrimps. 227 00:13:21,885 --> 00:13:24,555 We've been together five months. 228 00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:27,015 That's nothing. 229 00:13:27,182 --> 00:13:29,226 Your longest relationship. 230 00:13:29,852 --> 00:13:32,145 It's precious. We must protect it. 231 00:13:32,521 --> 00:13:36,441 Otherwise we could end up like straight couch potatoes. 232 00:13:37,401 --> 00:13:38,902 Just imagine... 233 00:13:39,069 --> 00:13:41,321 A secret affair in an exotic land. 234 00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:43,115 Kinda erotic, huh? 235 00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:45,868 Let me by. I need to piss. 236 00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:48,412 I hate secrets! 237 00:13:49,580 --> 00:13:51,206 What a drama queen! 238 00:13:59,173 --> 00:14:00,215 What? 239 00:14:02,092 --> 00:14:03,552 - Didn't you quit? - I did. 240 00:14:03,719 --> 00:14:06,597 But flying freaks me out. Don't tell anyone. 241 00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:20,903 Quick, it's only 30 minutes between flights. 242 00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:24,031 At 400 euros, beggars can't be choosers. 243 00:14:24,656 --> 00:14:26,158 I'll murder him. 244 00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:31,622 I've been waiting ages! 245 00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:34,708 - We don't fly business. - I was born in business, baby. 246 00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:38,003 You must be Sélime. 247 00:14:39,129 --> 00:14:41,173 - What's that? - That's Fred. 248 00:14:41,256 --> 00:14:42,257 Ok, Fred? 249 00:14:42,424 --> 00:14:43,467 I'll explain. 250 00:14:43,634 --> 00:14:45,135 I see no Tokyo flight. 251 00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:47,471 It's in 32 minutes. 252 00:14:52,601 --> 00:14:56,230 Not 32 minutes. It's in 24 hours and 32 minutes. 253 00:14:56,688 --> 00:14:58,148 - What? - Let me see. 254 00:14:58,524 --> 00:14:59,608 It's tomorrow. 255 00:15:02,486 --> 00:15:03,904 - You're right. - Shit! 256 00:15:04,363 --> 00:15:05,781 Worse than last time. 257 00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:09,243 The bags! 258 00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:13,664 Where are we? Guys! 259 00:15:50,117 --> 00:15:52,786 All this way for the same crap buildings. 260 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,705 Thank Joël. 261 00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:56,582 You handle it next time. 262 00:15:56,665 --> 00:15:58,834 - No next time. - Yeah? 263 00:15:58,917 --> 00:15:59,918 - Yeah! - Good. 264 00:16:00,252 --> 00:16:01,253 Cut it out, guys. 265 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,178 That's wild! 266 00:16:09,553 --> 00:16:10,804 Cédric's double! 267 00:16:18,854 --> 00:16:20,022 What's that watch? 268 00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,399 Nothing, just a watch. 269 00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:24,276 Let me see. 270 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:26,945 A Daytona? 271 00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:28,322 It's beautiful! 272 00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:31,116 - Where's it from? - Some guy selling fakes. 273 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:32,201 Some guy? 274 00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:34,411 Rolex isn't your usual style. 275 00:16:34,578 --> 00:16:38,582 I'm left-wing, but I can treat myself to a 30-euro fake. 276 00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:40,459 It's a great copy. 277 00:16:40,584 --> 00:16:41,585 Really great. 278 00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,754 C'mon, it's just junk! 279 00:16:44,129 --> 00:16:45,547 I'll send Cédric the photo. 280 00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:48,217 No, his life's shit already. 281 00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:51,303 I bet he's happy to put his relationship first. 282 00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:55,641 Go! 283 00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:58,810 Geography. What is the capital of Ethiopia? 284 00:16:58,894 --> 00:16:59,895 Addis Ababa. 285 00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:01,188 Yes! 286 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:04,066 History. When was Henri IV assassinated? 287 00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:06,652 Henri IV... 15 something... 288 00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:07,736 1610! 289 00:17:07,903 --> 00:17:10,030 - The exact date. - Too easy otherwise. 290 00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:11,448 You aren't serious. 291 00:17:11,615 --> 00:17:13,407 - Rules are rules. - Exactly! 292 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:15,452 May 14, 1610! 293 00:17:15,577 --> 00:17:16,787 Yes! 294 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:17,871 We're good! 295 00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:19,998 Sport... For you, baby! 296 00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:23,417 Where did Laure Manaudou break the freestyle record? 297 00:17:24,127 --> 00:17:25,712 - Manaudou... - Come on! 298 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,674 I did water polo, not swimming. 299 00:17:28,841 --> 00:17:30,217 Athens? 300 00:17:30,509 --> 00:17:31,635 Yes! 301 00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:34,513 An easy win. 302 00:17:34,596 --> 00:17:35,597 Dead easy. 303 00:17:35,681 --> 00:17:36,682 Another? 304 00:17:36,849 --> 00:17:38,851 Let's get lubricated! 305 00:17:39,977 --> 00:17:41,436 Your guy's smutty. 306 00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:50,153 This is hell... 307 00:18:05,002 --> 00:18:07,588 Hurry, babe! Let's play another round! 308 00:18:08,547 --> 00:18:09,798 Coming! 309 00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:16,388 Nice bunker. 310 00:18:16,555 --> 00:18:18,140 It'll be fine. 311 00:18:18,724 --> 00:18:20,392 I'm gonna need help, baby. 312 00:18:21,894 --> 00:18:23,187 Stop complaining. 313 00:18:23,353 --> 00:18:24,688 I'm not sharing. 314 00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:36,283 They never saw a water polo team? 315 00:18:36,366 --> 00:18:37,367 It's grim. 316 00:18:37,826 --> 00:18:41,038 We can sample local specialities. Bolshoidick! 317 00:18:43,582 --> 00:18:45,542 They love their food. 318 00:18:47,753 --> 00:18:50,714 All you sample is room service. 319 00:18:50,881 --> 00:18:52,382 They're homophobic. 320 00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:54,384 C'mon, it's not Chechnya. 321 00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:56,303 Wait till you get attacked. 322 00:18:56,470 --> 00:18:59,097 We don't move and go into stealth mode. 323 00:18:59,264 --> 00:19:01,016 - Such bravery... - What? 324 00:19:02,059 --> 00:19:05,771 We honour Jean, we don't change the world. Passports! 325 00:19:08,941 --> 00:19:10,567 The old guy's right. 326 00:19:10,901 --> 00:19:12,152 I'd be wary too. 327 00:19:12,736 --> 00:19:14,446 Watch this for me. 328 00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:20,577 I'm in the shit here with your misguided impressions. 329 00:19:20,744 --> 00:19:24,248 So what if he isn't gay? The Gay Games are open to all. 330 00:19:24,873 --> 00:19:26,291 Yes... 331 00:19:26,667 --> 00:19:28,669 He knows it's the Gay Games? 332 00:19:29,711 --> 00:19:33,841 No, that's the problem. I was going to tell him in Tokyo. 333 00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:35,008 What? 334 00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:36,426 C'mon, Dad. 335 00:19:36,593 --> 00:19:38,428 You have to tell him now! 336 00:19:45,185 --> 00:19:46,395 Pain in the ass. 337 00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:55,445 Sélime? 338 00:20:51,752 --> 00:20:53,378 Fuck yes... 339 00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:14,233 Hiya, Vincent, ok? 340 00:21:16,485 --> 00:21:17,861 Fine, and you? 341 00:21:19,196 --> 00:21:20,364 It's not mine. 342 00:21:21,823 --> 00:21:24,826 We're going to the pool to train. Coming? 343 00:21:24,993 --> 00:21:26,245 Yeah... 344 00:21:26,787 --> 00:21:28,247 Where's Sélime? 345 00:21:28,830 --> 00:21:30,791 At the pool with the others. 346 00:21:31,625 --> 00:21:32,626 Training. 347 00:21:50,018 --> 00:21:51,353 Very supple! 348 00:21:52,229 --> 00:21:53,230 Warming up. 349 00:21:53,689 --> 00:21:56,525 - Ready to shoot? - Gimme your best shot! 350 00:21:57,609 --> 00:21:59,611 Who wants to start? 351 00:22:09,538 --> 00:22:11,290 Over to you, good-looking! 352 00:22:15,836 --> 00:22:16,920 C'mon, Sélime. 353 00:22:17,087 --> 00:22:19,089 You'll see why I'm The Rampart. 354 00:22:19,256 --> 00:22:21,508 - Cos you're old. - And crumbling! 355 00:22:22,092 --> 00:22:23,093 Guys, 356 00:22:23,260 --> 00:22:25,095 respect the champ. 357 00:22:25,262 --> 00:22:26,471 Jerk my chain! 358 00:22:26,638 --> 00:22:28,223 You were at the Olympics. 359 00:22:29,892 --> 00:22:31,602 Shut up, kid. 360 00:22:31,768 --> 00:22:33,228 I'm defending you! 361 00:22:33,395 --> 00:22:35,230 Just try to score, ok. 362 00:22:36,064 --> 00:22:37,065 That's your trip? 363 00:22:37,232 --> 00:22:38,483 That's my trip. 364 00:22:42,696 --> 00:22:43,780 Go on! 365 00:22:49,703 --> 00:22:51,496 Are you nuts or what? 366 00:22:51,663 --> 00:22:52,998 He's the goalkeeper. 367 00:22:53,165 --> 00:22:55,375 He's useless. Lean your head back. 368 00:22:57,169 --> 00:22:58,629 No one's here to get hurt. 369 00:22:58,795 --> 00:23:00,464 So how do we win? 370 00:23:00,631 --> 00:23:02,341 The show is what matters. 371 00:23:02,799 --> 00:23:03,800 What show? 372 00:23:03,967 --> 00:23:05,594 At the Gay Games opening. 373 00:23:05,761 --> 00:23:06,762 The what? 374 00:23:06,845 --> 00:23:07,846 The Gay Games. 375 00:23:08,263 --> 00:23:10,891 The world's top homosexual event. 376 00:23:11,058 --> 00:23:13,852 Broadcast to over 70 countries this year. 377 00:23:25,864 --> 00:23:28,575 You took me for a ride, you fucking liar! 378 00:23:30,077 --> 00:23:31,078 I'm no fag! 379 00:23:31,411 --> 00:23:32,412 Sorry? 380 00:23:33,956 --> 00:23:35,207 I'm not like you! 381 00:23:35,290 --> 00:23:36,291 Sélime! 382 00:23:36,458 --> 00:23:37,835 Is he serious? 383 00:23:39,211 --> 00:23:40,963 He's on edge. It's nothing. 384 00:23:41,129 --> 00:23:42,506 What is this shit? 385 00:23:42,673 --> 00:23:44,174 He's no homophobe, ok. 386 00:23:44,341 --> 00:23:47,177 We checked. He visits gay porn sites. 387 00:23:47,344 --> 00:23:48,387 Tell them. 388 00:23:48,554 --> 00:23:49,972 You searched his gear? 389 00:23:50,138 --> 00:23:51,348 Yes, a little. 390 00:23:51,515 --> 00:23:52,975 You searched his gear? 391 00:23:53,058 --> 00:23:54,768 People's sex life is private. 392 00:23:54,893 --> 00:23:56,144 I agree! 393 00:23:56,228 --> 00:23:57,229 I know. 394 00:23:57,396 --> 00:23:59,398 Did he tell you he was gay? 395 00:24:01,316 --> 00:24:02,985 No, not exactly. 396 00:24:03,527 --> 00:24:05,654 My daughter told me. 397 00:24:05,821 --> 00:24:07,531 How does she know? 398 00:24:07,781 --> 00:24:09,783 She got the feeling... 399 00:24:09,867 --> 00:24:10,868 What? 400 00:24:11,952 --> 00:24:15,330 It's like your radar. That dolphin thing... 401 00:24:15,455 --> 00:24:17,457 Why didn't you just ask him? 402 00:24:17,583 --> 00:24:18,584 I dunno! 403 00:24:18,667 --> 00:24:21,670 Why didn't you talk to us before screwing up? 404 00:24:23,755 --> 00:24:27,843 I dunno. I thought maybe he could help us win. 405 00:24:28,552 --> 00:24:30,179 I thought of Jean. 406 00:24:38,896 --> 00:24:40,772 I got busted at a student demo. 407 00:24:40,939 --> 00:24:43,734 The cops smashed my specs. I couldn't see. 408 00:24:44,985 --> 00:24:47,946 But when they threw Manuel in my cell... 409 00:24:48,447 --> 00:24:51,241 He wasn't yet 20, big dark eyes, 410 00:24:51,575 --> 00:24:55,370 red from the tear gas, his T-shirt torn, 411 00:24:55,537 --> 00:24:57,623 a gorgeous, muscular chest, 412 00:24:57,789 --> 00:25:00,542 a tight little ass in his jeans... 413 00:25:01,126 --> 00:25:02,961 Why are you telling me this? 414 00:25:05,923 --> 00:25:09,384 Because, even if I've always desired men, 415 00:25:09,551 --> 00:25:12,804 I had to experience that to stop lying to myself. 416 00:25:12,971 --> 00:25:14,806 It'll be the same for Sélime. 417 00:25:15,807 --> 00:25:17,142 I hope you're right. 418 00:25:17,601 --> 00:25:19,811 For now, he won't leave his room. 419 00:25:20,896 --> 00:25:22,564 - Hello? - Put Mom on. 420 00:25:22,731 --> 00:25:25,025 How's life? Banged any Jap girls? 421 00:25:25,192 --> 00:25:26,318 Just put her on. 422 00:25:26,485 --> 00:25:27,486 Here you go. 423 00:25:27,653 --> 00:25:28,654 Hello, son. 424 00:25:28,820 --> 00:25:29,905 - Ok? - How are you? 425 00:25:30,072 --> 00:25:31,865 Can you buy me a flight home? 426 00:25:32,032 --> 00:25:33,867 Why? You got in a fight again? 427 00:25:34,034 --> 00:25:35,244 No, not at all. 428 00:25:35,577 --> 00:25:36,745 What then? 429 00:25:36,912 --> 00:25:38,956 It's not a normal team. 430 00:25:39,122 --> 00:25:40,582 They don't play in a pool? 431 00:25:40,707 --> 00:25:42,251 That's not the problem. 432 00:25:42,417 --> 00:25:45,170 What is it then? What's the real problem? 433 00:25:50,634 --> 00:25:52,386 I'll manage, it's ok. 434 00:25:54,054 --> 00:25:55,138 Love you. 435 00:26:28,839 --> 00:26:29,840 Leave it. 436 00:26:30,299 --> 00:26:31,341 Cedricovski! 437 00:26:33,051 --> 00:26:34,344 His spitting image. 438 00:26:34,970 --> 00:26:35,971 It's wild. 439 00:26:36,138 --> 00:26:39,099 Fortunately, we have very few homosexuals. 440 00:26:39,558 --> 00:26:40,559 Our compatriots 441 00:26:40,726 --> 00:26:42,102 don't want to see 442 00:26:42,269 --> 00:26:45,189 perverted men marry, as in the West. 443 00:26:45,564 --> 00:26:47,149 It's a disease 444 00:26:47,316 --> 00:26:49,651 that we need to treat. 445 00:26:50,277 --> 00:26:52,362 The next thing we know, 446 00:26:52,529 --> 00:26:56,074 they'll want to marry parents, brothers, 447 00:26:56,241 --> 00:26:58,243 goats or even vacuum cleaners. 448 00:26:58,410 --> 00:26:59,578 I'd die for a Dyson! 449 00:27:07,586 --> 00:27:08,795 Answer it. 450 00:27:10,422 --> 00:27:12,925 I'll have a smoke. Be right back. 451 00:27:13,425 --> 00:27:14,718 You smoke now? 452 00:27:15,928 --> 00:27:16,929 Yeah. 453 00:27:22,935 --> 00:27:24,770 - Hi, Dadou. - Hi, babe. 454 00:27:24,937 --> 00:27:26,188 - Ok? - I miss you. 455 00:27:26,355 --> 00:27:27,898 I wore your shirt today. 456 00:27:28,065 --> 00:27:30,859 I've got your smell all over me. 457 00:27:31,026 --> 00:27:32,194 It's a bad time... 458 00:27:32,361 --> 00:27:35,155 Your perfume's everywhere. I want you! 459 00:27:35,322 --> 00:27:37,616 Not now, I'm in a hotel corridor. 460 00:27:37,783 --> 00:27:39,535 What would you do to me? 461 00:27:39,993 --> 00:27:41,036 Kiss me? 462 00:27:41,203 --> 00:27:42,871 I'd kiss your neck... 463 00:27:43,038 --> 00:27:45,499 My neck? I love it, it tickles! 464 00:27:45,916 --> 00:27:46,917 Don't stop. 465 00:27:47,084 --> 00:27:48,710 I'd grab your tits... 466 00:27:48,877 --> 00:27:51,421 Grab them, kiss them. Don't stop! 467 00:27:52,339 --> 00:27:54,967 I'd move down between your thighs... 468 00:27:56,134 --> 00:27:57,344 I'd part them... 469 00:27:57,511 --> 00:28:00,848 My big imp, eat my pussy! 470 00:28:01,849 --> 00:28:02,975 Sorry. 471 00:28:03,141 --> 00:28:04,560 I'll call you back. 472 00:28:05,018 --> 00:28:06,144 Vincent, wait! 473 00:28:06,311 --> 00:28:07,479 Let me explain. 474 00:28:07,646 --> 00:28:09,481 There's no need. 475 00:28:09,648 --> 00:28:12,192 - C'mon, Vincent, please. - What? 476 00:28:13,735 --> 00:28:14,778 Shit... 477 00:28:15,028 --> 00:28:16,029 Alright... 478 00:28:16,613 --> 00:28:20,033 You know I grew up in a foster home. It wasn't easy. 479 00:28:20,534 --> 00:28:22,870 At 18, I had to split and... 480 00:28:23,412 --> 00:28:26,832 I ended up on the skids. I'd go to the pool to shower. 481 00:28:26,999 --> 00:28:28,959 I met Jean and Cédric there. 482 00:28:29,126 --> 00:28:31,420 I trained with the Shrimps and... 483 00:28:31,587 --> 00:28:33,714 - You said you were gay? - No. 484 00:28:33,881 --> 00:28:35,340 They thought I was. 485 00:28:37,384 --> 00:28:40,137 I'd never been with anyone, 486 00:28:40,304 --> 00:28:43,307 so I might have preferred guys. I didn't know. 487 00:28:45,100 --> 00:28:48,103 I was a virgin until I met Alice. 488 00:28:48,854 --> 00:28:50,522 It's too late to tell them. 489 00:28:51,148 --> 00:28:52,608 You're straight, so? 490 00:28:52,774 --> 00:28:54,860 You joined us last of all. 491 00:28:55,485 --> 00:28:58,030 After 15 years, they wouldn't understand. 492 00:28:59,156 --> 00:29:00,741 I dunno. 493 00:29:00,908 --> 00:29:02,826 I'm sick of all these lies... 494 00:29:02,993 --> 00:29:04,411 What lies? 495 00:29:06,955 --> 00:29:09,249 What lies d'you mean, Vincent? 496 00:29:09,833 --> 00:29:12,628 That's right. What lies, Vincent? 497 00:29:19,301 --> 00:29:20,511 Weird... 498 00:29:24,348 --> 00:29:25,390 Right... 499 00:29:25,807 --> 00:29:26,808 You too? 500 00:29:28,644 --> 00:29:30,270 I found a guy nearby too. 501 00:29:30,687 --> 00:29:32,814 We can't jerk off in this dump. 502 00:29:33,273 --> 00:29:34,983 Right, that'd be dumb. 503 00:29:35,150 --> 00:29:37,110 - Where's yours? - Mine? 504 00:29:37,277 --> 00:29:38,779 Your hook-up. 505 00:29:38,946 --> 00:29:41,782 Not too far from the hotel. 506 00:29:41,949 --> 00:29:43,617 Cool, mine too. Let's go. 507 00:29:43,784 --> 00:29:44,993 No... 508 00:29:45,661 --> 00:29:48,038 They'll see us. We'll get busted. 509 00:29:50,207 --> 00:29:51,834 - Come on! - No! 510 00:29:54,628 --> 00:29:56,255 It's best to do nothing. 511 00:29:57,047 --> 00:29:59,883 Do nothing? I can't leave Sélime like that. 512 00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:05,722 So where's yours? 513 00:30:06,306 --> 00:30:07,307 Where is he? 514 00:30:07,474 --> 00:30:08,684 He's... 515 00:30:09,142 --> 00:30:10,269 Where's yours? 516 00:30:10,352 --> 00:30:11,353 Mine's 517 00:30:11,478 --> 00:30:12,896 that way. 518 00:30:13,689 --> 00:30:16,567 Mine's over there. We'll talk tomorrow. 519 00:30:16,733 --> 00:30:18,318 - Ok, deal. - Kisses. 520 00:30:18,861 --> 00:30:19,903 Hold on... 521 00:30:20,153 --> 00:30:21,154 What? 522 00:30:21,321 --> 00:30:23,115 Mine's that way too. 523 00:30:26,410 --> 00:30:27,995 Kinda funny, huh? 524 00:30:28,161 --> 00:30:29,621 Yeah, really funny. 525 00:30:31,415 --> 00:30:33,584 - Want some? - I quit. 526 00:30:33,876 --> 00:30:34,877 Got a secret? 527 00:30:35,043 --> 00:30:36,295 What? No. 528 00:30:36,420 --> 00:30:37,421 Met someone? 529 00:30:37,588 --> 00:30:40,465 No way. But I don't need that. 530 00:30:40,632 --> 00:30:42,801 I just love fucking guys. 531 00:30:45,762 --> 00:30:47,222 Where are you going? 532 00:30:47,389 --> 00:30:49,558 To live my life. Good night. 533 00:30:49,975 --> 00:30:51,435 Fred, it's dangerous. 534 00:30:52,019 --> 00:30:54,479 They have a problem with women too? 535 00:30:54,646 --> 00:30:56,607 - No, but with... - What? 536 00:30:57,524 --> 00:30:59,109 With redheads. 537 00:30:59,693 --> 00:31:01,028 Pathetic. 538 00:31:01,195 --> 00:31:03,614 She can't go alone. Fred, wait. 539 00:31:03,739 --> 00:31:04,740 No. 540 00:31:06,992 --> 00:31:08,368 - Fred, wait. - No. 541 00:31:10,621 --> 00:31:12,915 Even the Moscow Mule is crap. 542 00:31:13,832 --> 00:31:15,459 I'm into Russians. 543 00:31:15,626 --> 00:31:16,960 They're so well hung. 544 00:31:17,044 --> 00:31:18,045 Yeah... 545 00:31:18,212 --> 00:31:19,296 Never had one? 546 00:31:19,463 --> 00:31:20,881 A Russian? Not really. 547 00:31:21,048 --> 00:31:22,633 You'll have a blast. 548 00:31:22,799 --> 00:31:24,218 Hold on a sec. 549 00:31:27,304 --> 00:31:28,931 - Your hook-up? - What? 550 00:31:29,097 --> 00:31:31,475 Yes. Shit, he's cancelling! 551 00:31:31,892 --> 00:31:33,101 What a drag! 552 00:31:33,268 --> 00:31:36,230 I wanted to blow a big cock. I'll go back. 553 00:31:36,396 --> 00:31:38,899 Wait, I'll ask mine if he has a buddy. 554 00:31:39,066 --> 00:31:41,944 - I don't want to disturb you. - No worries. 555 00:31:42,110 --> 00:31:44,321 - It's not done. - You'll love it! 556 00:31:44,905 --> 00:31:45,906 It's rude. 557 00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:47,616 This is a bad idea. 558 00:31:47,783 --> 00:31:49,493 Go back then, Joël. 559 00:31:49,660 --> 00:31:52,704 Sure! If we split up, they'll mug us. 560 00:31:52,871 --> 00:31:57,000 Who d'you mean? There's no one around. You're paranoid. 561 00:31:57,167 --> 00:31:59,336 - Weird, it should be here. - I knew it. 562 00:31:59,837 --> 00:32:01,839 Four stars on TravelGay. 563 00:32:02,714 --> 00:32:05,551 Five years ago! I bet the government closed it. 564 00:32:05,717 --> 00:32:06,844 Of course not. 565 00:32:07,010 --> 00:32:08,762 - Fred! - Come on. 566 00:32:09,721 --> 00:32:11,849 It's as cold as the North Pole! 567 00:32:12,808 --> 00:32:15,394 Fred, he's right. Let's go back, please. 568 00:32:15,561 --> 00:32:17,980 - Please, Fred. - "Please, Fred!" 569 00:32:18,730 --> 00:32:20,232 I'd love such tiny balls! 570 00:32:21,692 --> 00:32:22,901 Come on. 571 00:32:23,068 --> 00:32:24,736 We'll get them cut off. 572 00:32:24,903 --> 00:32:26,822 At least wait for us. 573 00:32:28,323 --> 00:32:29,324 Fred! 574 00:32:29,783 --> 00:32:31,285 - Fred! - It's scary. 575 00:32:31,451 --> 00:32:32,870 Drop the rebel act. 576 00:32:33,036 --> 00:32:34,580 We're in danger. 577 00:32:47,968 --> 00:32:49,595 I think this is it. 578 00:33:17,956 --> 00:33:20,125 - Wrong address? - No, this is it. 579 00:33:20,292 --> 00:33:22,085 I mean, it happens. 580 00:33:22,252 --> 00:33:24,087 Come on. Look. 581 00:33:26,215 --> 00:33:28,383 - Here! - Listen to me a second. 582 00:33:28,550 --> 00:33:30,677 - What? - Remember when we met? 583 00:33:30,844 --> 00:33:32,262 Yes, at the pool. 584 00:33:32,930 --> 00:33:35,349 Jean introduced us and you know... 585 00:33:38,810 --> 00:33:40,395 I miss him too. 586 00:33:41,647 --> 00:33:44,566 It's good to know I'm not alone. Thanks. 587 00:33:48,737 --> 00:33:50,864 Alright, life goes on. 588 00:33:51,031 --> 00:33:52,699 Let's not lose heart. 589 00:33:56,912 --> 00:33:58,205 I'll have some now. 590 00:33:58,372 --> 00:33:59,581 It'll fire you up. 591 00:33:59,748 --> 00:34:01,333 I hope so... 592 00:34:13,094 --> 00:34:14,263 Me first! 593 00:34:28,860 --> 00:34:30,152 It's a big party. 594 00:35:21,705 --> 00:35:24,333 This place is wild for LGBTs. 595 00:35:24,499 --> 00:35:26,084 No one says LGBT now. 596 00:35:26,251 --> 00:35:27,544 So what do you say? 597 00:35:28,003 --> 00:35:30,088 LGBTQQAAIP+. 598 00:35:30,756 --> 00:35:32,257 It's more inclusive. 599 00:35:32,424 --> 00:35:36,011 Hold on, isn't LGBT Lesbian Gay Bi and Trans? 600 00:35:36,178 --> 00:35:38,972 Yes, then Queer, Questioning who hesitate 601 00:35:39,139 --> 00:35:42,017 but who reject heterosexual values. 602 00:35:42,184 --> 00:35:43,227 Allies like you. 603 00:35:43,894 --> 00:35:45,187 Asexual. 604 00:35:45,562 --> 00:35:47,147 - Intersex. - Absolutely! 605 00:35:47,314 --> 00:35:48,649 And Pansexual like me. 606 00:35:49,274 --> 00:35:50,275 What'll you have? 607 00:35:50,442 --> 00:35:52,236 - You speak French? - A bit. 608 00:35:52,402 --> 00:35:53,529 I speak French too. 609 00:35:53,695 --> 00:35:54,780 Great. 610 00:35:55,614 --> 00:35:56,740 Where did you learn? 611 00:35:56,907 --> 00:35:58,867 We learn at school. 612 00:35:59,034 --> 00:36:02,079 And French guys come here, so we talk. 613 00:36:02,246 --> 00:36:04,581 You have a lovely accent, anyhow. 614 00:36:04,748 --> 00:36:05,999 - Thanks. - I love it. 615 00:36:06,166 --> 00:36:08,043 What'll it be, beer or vodka? 616 00:36:08,752 --> 00:36:11,755 Vodka? Ok, vodka. "Wodka", that's how you say it? 617 00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:14,675 You're a fast learner. 618 00:36:14,842 --> 00:36:16,093 Yes, I am. 619 00:36:17,928 --> 00:36:19,555 What's pansexual? 620 00:36:20,347 --> 00:36:21,932 They sleep with everyone. 621 00:36:23,433 --> 00:36:24,935 Isn't that bi? 622 00:36:42,327 --> 00:36:44,121 Let's get it over with. 623 00:37:01,221 --> 00:37:03,473 Can't you see they're homophobes? 624 00:37:22,451 --> 00:37:23,452 What? 625 00:37:24,828 --> 00:37:25,871 My girlfriend. 626 00:37:26,038 --> 00:37:28,540 Thanks, I speak English. You do women now? 627 00:38:13,377 --> 00:38:14,503 - What? - Shut up. 628 00:38:22,845 --> 00:38:24,972 If we survive, I'll murder you. 629 00:40:09,701 --> 00:40:10,744 You like her. 630 00:40:12,329 --> 00:40:14,498 Yeah. I dunno... No. 631 00:40:15,916 --> 00:40:17,835 I won't go back after Tokyo. 632 00:40:18,460 --> 00:40:20,379 I'm moving to Los Angeles. 633 00:40:20,712 --> 00:40:22,047 Why? 634 00:40:22,798 --> 00:40:24,216 To be a woman. 635 00:40:25,300 --> 00:40:28,136 I don't get it. Aren't you already a... 636 00:40:28,303 --> 00:40:30,097 Not for guys who knew Fredo. 637 00:40:31,849 --> 00:40:34,810 You know, I've always seen you as a chick. 638 00:40:35,394 --> 00:40:37,271 I swear it's true. 639 00:40:37,437 --> 00:40:39,898 I know I can be clumsy at times but... 640 00:40:40,232 --> 00:40:42,985 for me you're a woman. And a pretty one. 641 00:40:43,402 --> 00:40:44,486 Not like her. 642 00:40:46,780 --> 00:40:47,865 You are. 643 00:40:48,031 --> 00:40:50,367 You dance better than any girl here, 644 00:40:50,534 --> 00:40:52,953 your clothes and makeup are perfect. 645 00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:54,997 And you have... 646 00:40:55,539 --> 00:40:57,416 a real personality. 647 00:40:57,583 --> 00:41:00,210 You dance, you're strong... 648 00:41:00,377 --> 00:41:02,004 You're Fred, like. 649 00:41:12,055 --> 00:41:13,390 Hold on... 650 00:41:14,224 --> 00:41:15,475 Sorry. 651 00:41:15,726 --> 00:41:17,269 Wait. Fred! 652 00:42:22,292 --> 00:42:23,460 Who is it? 653 00:42:29,925 --> 00:42:32,219 I've been thinking. We need to talk. 654 00:42:34,972 --> 00:42:36,431 You're a pain. 655 00:42:36,598 --> 00:42:38,892 What if the others do find out? 656 00:42:43,063 --> 00:42:44,648 Can't we talk about it? 657 00:42:49,194 --> 00:42:51,154 We should be open about it. 658 00:43:17,306 --> 00:43:18,307 What? 659 00:43:18,473 --> 00:43:21,518 Either we're together and tell them or we end it. 660 00:43:24,855 --> 00:43:26,440 Untie me! 661 00:43:30,944 --> 00:43:31,945 Hi there. 662 00:43:33,864 --> 00:43:34,948 Where's Matthias? 663 00:43:35,115 --> 00:43:36,116 In his room? 664 00:43:36,283 --> 00:43:37,576 No, I need to find him. 665 00:43:37,743 --> 00:43:38,744 Why? 666 00:43:38,911 --> 00:43:41,121 I need money to fly back to Paris. 667 00:43:47,669 --> 00:43:48,712 Why fly back? 668 00:43:48,879 --> 00:43:51,590 I'm not into your fag bash. Answering that? 669 00:43:52,049 --> 00:43:53,050 No. 670 00:43:56,803 --> 00:43:58,305 Is Matthias there? 671 00:43:58,472 --> 00:44:00,933 Call the cops. Damien and I got baited. 672 00:44:01,099 --> 00:44:02,893 Gay beated! 673 00:44:03,602 --> 00:44:04,603 He knows French. 674 00:44:04,686 --> 00:44:05,687 A little French. 675 00:44:06,313 --> 00:44:08,023 We're counting on you. 676 00:44:08,190 --> 00:44:09,233 Hurry! 677 00:44:14,571 --> 00:44:16,365 The old guy was right! What now? 678 00:44:16,823 --> 00:44:17,824 We go there. 679 00:44:18,867 --> 00:44:21,328 I remove my makeup, you untie him... 680 00:44:21,495 --> 00:44:24,540 Let's move it, guys. Come on! 681 00:44:25,707 --> 00:44:27,000 Untie me! 682 00:45:55,547 --> 00:45:56,632 I'm warning you. 683 00:45:56,798 --> 00:45:59,968 After the cops, lend me the money and manage alone. 684 00:46:00,135 --> 00:46:02,721 - I'm used to guys who chicken out. - What? 685 00:46:02,888 --> 00:46:05,516 Chill, that elegant barb was aimed at me. 686 00:46:05,891 --> 00:46:09,353 Sélime, tell Xavier he's a stranger to elegance. 687 00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:13,106 Sélime, tell Vincent his pre-teen voice won't hook a guy. 688 00:46:13,774 --> 00:46:16,109 Think I have a pre-teen voice too? 689 00:46:16,276 --> 00:46:17,402 Who gives a shit? 690 00:46:17,569 --> 00:46:19,279 No, you're so virile. 691 00:46:57,401 --> 00:46:59,820 Fred, slow down, he's plastered. 692 00:46:59,987 --> 00:47:02,406 Just leave me, I'm no use. 693 00:47:02,573 --> 00:47:06,159 Those kids are better activists than I ever was! 694 00:47:06,326 --> 00:47:09,746 I've betrayed myself. I'm a fake, an impostor. 695 00:47:09,913 --> 00:47:11,748 I'm a piece of shit! 696 00:47:33,061 --> 00:47:34,897 Fred, help me out here. 697 00:47:37,065 --> 00:47:38,650 Great team spirit. 698 00:47:38,817 --> 00:47:41,528 Drop the act, Matthias, it's over. 699 00:47:41,695 --> 00:47:43,780 What act are you talking about? 700 00:47:43,947 --> 00:47:45,115 Yours! 701 00:47:45,574 --> 00:47:47,951 You're an open-minded guy now? 702 00:47:48,118 --> 00:47:49,995 You just piss us off! 703 00:47:50,370 --> 00:47:52,039 What? I piss you off? 704 00:47:52,539 --> 00:47:53,916 So much. 705 00:47:54,082 --> 00:47:55,417 You tell me that? 706 00:47:56,168 --> 00:47:58,921 After I bust my ass two years with you? 707 00:48:00,464 --> 00:48:04,343 Trying to get you losers to score a few goals now and then! 708 00:48:05,677 --> 00:48:08,680 Poor baby. You only stay with us 709 00:48:09,306 --> 00:48:12,184 cos you feel responsible for Jean's death. 710 00:48:27,032 --> 00:48:31,119 A Ryan Gosling butt tattoo means serious psychological issues. 711 00:48:31,286 --> 00:48:33,664 I didn't wait 25 years to use my butt! 712 00:48:33,830 --> 00:48:35,916 I'll make up for lost time! 713 00:48:36,083 --> 00:48:39,002 Great, a bit of experience will do you good! 714 00:48:39,169 --> 00:48:40,254 Oh, yeah? 715 00:49:39,229 --> 00:49:40,689 We're French! 716 00:49:58,123 --> 00:49:59,124 Daddy! 717 00:49:59,291 --> 00:50:00,542 Matthias? 718 00:50:02,461 --> 00:50:03,545 What? 719 00:50:04,463 --> 00:50:07,382 Hold on, slow down. I don't understand. 720 00:50:08,759 --> 00:50:09,760 What is it? 721 00:50:11,303 --> 00:50:12,930 Can you say that again? 722 00:50:13,013 --> 00:50:17,351 Alex, Damien, Vincent, Xavier and Sélime got arrested. Got that? 723 00:50:17,476 --> 00:50:18,477 Why? 724 00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:21,313 No idea. The police tell us nothing. 725 00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:22,648 Another screw-up. 726 00:50:23,273 --> 00:50:25,150 The consulate can't help. 727 00:50:25,317 --> 00:50:27,861 Bertrand knows the embassy. Can he help? 728 00:50:28,028 --> 00:50:29,154 Sure, of course. 729 00:50:29,238 --> 00:50:30,239 - No! - Yes! 730 00:50:31,114 --> 00:50:33,242 I only translate for them! 731 00:50:33,408 --> 00:50:35,494 Sure, Matthias, no problem. 732 00:50:35,661 --> 00:50:37,412 Bertrand will call now. 733 00:50:39,706 --> 00:50:40,791 Are Fred and Joël ok? 734 00:50:40,958 --> 00:50:44,586 Yes, the problem is the others, especially Sélime. 735 00:50:44,753 --> 00:50:46,088 I brought him here. 736 00:50:46,255 --> 00:50:47,840 Yes, but it'll be ok. 737 00:50:48,006 --> 00:50:50,634 Let's hope so. Call me, ok. 738 00:52:28,106 --> 00:52:29,441 He's nuts! 739 00:52:32,903 --> 00:52:33,946 One towel? 740 00:52:34,446 --> 00:52:35,781 Thanks a lot, Alex. 741 00:52:35,948 --> 00:52:37,449 It wasn't mine, ok! 742 00:52:37,991 --> 00:52:40,661 - They planted the coke on me. - Sure. 743 00:52:41,119 --> 00:52:42,287 Wanna add something? 744 00:52:42,955 --> 00:52:44,289 What? No. 745 00:52:45,666 --> 00:52:47,751 No one gets arrested for 3 grams. 746 00:52:47,918 --> 00:52:52,130 Here you do. We're in a detox centre miles from anywhere. 747 00:52:52,297 --> 00:52:54,424 It was that or jail. 748 00:52:55,592 --> 00:52:58,095 What happens now? 749 00:52:58,262 --> 00:52:59,763 They'll intimidate us. 750 00:52:59,930 --> 00:53:01,181 They already did. 751 00:53:01,348 --> 00:53:04,935 What can happen to us? We're French citizens. 752 00:53:05,102 --> 00:53:07,187 Think they give a shit? 753 00:53:08,105 --> 00:53:10,107 Toe the line and avoid hassle. 754 00:53:10,941 --> 00:53:12,484 Let's chill, ok. 755 00:53:12,651 --> 00:53:14,945 The embassy will be looking for us. 756 00:53:15,571 --> 00:53:17,406 There must be a mistake. 757 00:53:17,573 --> 00:53:20,200 It's a water polo team off to Tokyo 758 00:53:20,367 --> 00:53:22,786 with no desire to harm your country. 759 00:53:23,579 --> 00:53:24,621 Alright, but... 760 00:53:25,372 --> 00:53:30,002 can they sometimes be excessive or too demonstrative? 761 00:53:32,337 --> 00:53:36,049 No, they're pretty discreet guys. 762 00:53:36,216 --> 00:53:38,218 Almost boring, right? 763 00:53:39,803 --> 00:53:41,013 Dimitri, 764 00:53:41,180 --> 00:53:44,057 I won't lie. They're very immature. 765 00:53:45,184 --> 00:53:46,185 Ball-busters. 766 00:53:48,061 --> 00:53:50,272 But I'm absolutely sure 767 00:53:50,439 --> 00:53:53,400 they didn't intend to harm your country. 768 00:53:53,984 --> 00:53:58,363 All I know for now is that, at Deputy Vilonov's request, 769 00:53:58,864 --> 00:54:00,866 they haven't been jailed. 770 00:54:01,617 --> 00:54:03,160 So where are they? 771 00:54:03,327 --> 00:54:04,661 I have no idea. 772 00:54:05,579 --> 00:54:07,915 Once I find out, I'll let you know. 773 00:54:08,081 --> 00:54:10,459 Great. There you go. 774 00:54:11,043 --> 00:54:12,127 Thank you. 775 00:54:17,841 --> 00:54:18,884 Is that all? 776 00:54:19,051 --> 00:54:21,261 - What can I do? - A bit more. 777 00:54:22,221 --> 00:54:23,263 It's Daddy! 778 00:54:23,430 --> 00:54:24,473 What? 779 00:54:25,224 --> 00:54:27,351 No, that's not Daddy. 780 00:54:27,518 --> 00:54:28,810 It's Daddy. 781 00:54:29,645 --> 00:54:32,397 Not at all. That guy's much fatter. 782 00:54:32,481 --> 00:54:33,482 Yes. 783 00:54:33,607 --> 00:54:35,484 Come on, kids, let's go. 784 00:54:37,528 --> 00:54:39,321 Wait for us, boys. 785 00:54:39,488 --> 00:54:41,198 Isn't Dimitri a friend? 786 00:54:41,365 --> 00:54:44,493 Not really, but he'll check. It's all we can do. 787 00:54:44,660 --> 00:54:46,662 You don't want to do a thing. 788 00:54:46,828 --> 00:54:47,871 What? 789 00:54:48,038 --> 00:54:49,706 You hate my friends. 790 00:54:49,873 --> 00:54:51,333 - Not true. - Stop! 791 00:54:51,500 --> 00:54:55,462 You've never been to a game, never invited them over. 792 00:54:55,629 --> 00:54:58,090 Your Shrimps always go off the rails. 793 00:54:58,257 --> 00:55:01,093 You're a drag, but others can have fun. 794 00:55:01,260 --> 00:55:02,970 - A drag? - Yes. 795 00:55:03,136 --> 00:55:04,805 Like your game night pals. 796 00:55:04,972 --> 00:55:07,724 - Richard and Véro are a drag? - Totally! 797 00:55:07,891 --> 00:55:09,518 Steph and Patrick too. 798 00:55:09,685 --> 00:55:11,728 Sorry if they're cultured. 799 00:55:11,895 --> 00:55:16,108 Sorry, but who cares if Bamako is the capital of Ethiopia. 800 00:55:16,275 --> 00:55:17,734 Addis Ababa! 801 00:55:17,901 --> 00:55:21,029 Unlike your pals, not everyone's a walking cliché 802 00:55:21,196 --> 00:55:23,115 stuffing gayness in people's faces! 803 00:55:23,866 --> 00:55:25,075 What did you say? 804 00:55:25,659 --> 00:55:29,037 I'm sick of being different when we want to fit in. 805 00:55:29,204 --> 00:55:31,540 It pisses me off, doing it in my name. 806 00:55:31,707 --> 00:55:35,502 If you, Bertrand Duverney, are here today in a fancy suit, 807 00:55:35,919 --> 00:55:37,296 in a top job, 808 00:55:37,462 --> 00:55:39,631 if we had kids and married, 809 00:55:39,798 --> 00:55:42,885 it's down to guys like them fighting homophobia 810 00:55:43,051 --> 00:55:45,095 in heels and pride parades. 811 00:55:45,262 --> 00:55:48,223 That was the only way to get noticed 812 00:55:48,390 --> 00:55:51,560 to have maybe one chance of being heard! 813 00:55:52,186 --> 00:55:53,896 Ok, fine. 814 00:55:54,062 --> 00:55:56,899 What does Mr Activist plan to do? 815 00:55:57,065 --> 00:55:58,400 I don't know. 816 00:55:58,901 --> 00:56:00,068 We'll figure it out. 817 00:56:00,736 --> 00:56:02,321 Are you Cédric? 818 00:56:02,654 --> 00:56:03,655 Yes. 819 00:56:03,822 --> 00:56:05,365 You must be Bertrand. 820 00:56:05,532 --> 00:56:06,950 - Who's he? - No idea. 821 00:56:08,118 --> 00:56:09,661 I'm Bram. I'm... 822 00:56:10,579 --> 00:56:12,164 Joël's cousin. 823 00:56:13,665 --> 00:56:15,000 Pleased to meet you. 824 00:56:27,888 --> 00:56:30,557 Shit, my hands have gone numb! 825 00:56:31,808 --> 00:56:34,186 This can't go on. Let's say something. 826 00:56:34,353 --> 00:56:36,146 Great. What'll you say? 827 00:56:36,313 --> 00:56:38,148 We're not junkies or masons. 828 00:56:38,315 --> 00:56:39,316 Seriously? 829 00:56:43,529 --> 00:56:45,030 What was that? 830 00:56:49,493 --> 00:56:50,953 Time to eat. 831 00:57:02,339 --> 00:57:03,966 - What's this? - Gross. 832 00:57:04,132 --> 00:57:05,300 Inedible. 833 00:57:06,009 --> 00:57:07,636 - Not eating? - No. 834 00:57:07,803 --> 00:57:09,304 I'm starving. 835 00:57:09,972 --> 00:57:11,515 Why has no one come for us? 836 00:57:18,397 --> 00:57:19,648 We'll die here. 837 00:57:19,815 --> 00:57:21,483 They won't keep us. 838 00:57:21,650 --> 00:57:22,985 - How long? - No idea. 839 00:57:23,068 --> 00:57:24,069 For now, 840 00:57:24,236 --> 00:57:27,531 do as Sélime said, low profile to get out fast. 841 00:57:30,242 --> 00:57:31,994 It just needs some salt. 842 00:57:32,160 --> 00:57:34,538 - It's not bad. - You disgust me. 843 00:57:46,925 --> 00:57:48,594 Sorry, I don't understand. 844 00:57:50,304 --> 00:57:52,639 He asks why you waste the food. 845 00:57:54,349 --> 00:57:56,268 Sorry, someone tripped me up. 846 00:57:59,730 --> 00:58:01,982 He wants you to eat off the floor. 847 00:58:02,149 --> 00:58:03,150 What? 848 00:58:05,861 --> 00:58:07,696 I can't eat off the floor. 849 00:58:08,822 --> 00:58:09,823 Come here! 850 00:58:18,457 --> 00:58:20,083 He's not gonna do it? 851 00:58:29,510 --> 00:58:30,761 Wait! 852 00:58:33,347 --> 00:58:35,641 Low profile has its limits. 853 00:58:37,017 --> 00:58:38,560 I don't understand. 854 00:58:42,022 --> 00:58:43,565 Stop! 855 00:58:45,901 --> 00:58:47,736 Go back to your seats. 856 00:58:54,535 --> 00:58:57,037 You must be our French guests. 857 00:58:57,204 --> 00:59:00,541 I'm Irina Vilonova, this centre's director. 858 00:59:00,707 --> 00:59:02,709 We're here by mistake. 859 00:59:03,043 --> 00:59:04,628 We're not drug addicts. 860 00:59:04,795 --> 00:59:06,338 It's a mistake. 861 00:59:06,505 --> 00:59:08,423 We got attacked. 862 00:59:08,590 --> 00:59:09,716 Sorry. Hello. 863 00:59:09,883 --> 00:59:12,970 We just don't want to waste your time. 864 00:59:13,136 --> 00:59:15,347 You already have all these addicts. 865 00:59:15,514 --> 00:59:18,475 We're water polo players on our way to Tokyo... 866 00:59:18,642 --> 00:59:20,602 You're not here for drugs. 867 00:59:20,686 --> 00:59:21,687 We're not? 868 00:59:21,854 --> 00:59:23,146 So why are we here? 869 00:59:24,231 --> 00:59:26,733 Because you were found kissing him. 870 00:59:27,985 --> 00:59:29,278 He kissed me! 871 00:59:29,444 --> 00:59:32,656 Never mind. You're like all our residents. 872 00:59:32,823 --> 00:59:34,950 We'll cure you of this disease 873 00:59:35,784 --> 00:59:38,245 that makes you live a debauched life. 874 00:59:38,412 --> 00:59:41,498 The plague of homosexuality. 875 00:59:45,836 --> 00:59:47,421 Arrested for being gay? 876 00:59:56,763 --> 00:59:59,057 Homosexuality isn't a crime here. 877 00:59:59,224 --> 01:00:01,643 But promoting it in public is. 878 01:00:01,810 --> 01:00:04,688 Homosexuals won't pervert our children. 879 01:00:04,855 --> 01:00:06,773 So what's the problem? 880 01:00:19,828 --> 01:00:21,872 Two of them acted obscenely, 881 01:00:22,039 --> 01:00:26,668 but, luckily, defenders of family values stepped in to uphold the law. 882 01:00:26,835 --> 01:00:28,837 Where are they? Can we see them? 883 01:00:33,634 --> 01:00:35,594 No, not until their trial. 884 01:00:36,261 --> 01:00:37,262 When's that? 885 01:00:43,435 --> 01:00:45,729 She asked when the trial will be. 886 01:00:47,648 --> 01:00:48,649 Unbelievable. 887 01:00:59,368 --> 01:01:02,079 We don't understand the language. 888 01:01:02,246 --> 01:01:04,164 We know no one else here. 889 01:01:04,331 --> 01:01:05,916 Could a lawyer help? 890 01:01:06,041 --> 01:01:08,460 I want an apology first. 891 01:01:08,544 --> 01:01:09,545 From her! 892 01:01:12,422 --> 01:01:14,675 Apologize. Think of the others. 893 01:01:14,842 --> 01:01:16,927 So you've chosen your side. 894 01:01:17,094 --> 01:01:19,054 No sides, just apologize. 895 01:01:19,221 --> 01:01:20,806 Frédérique, make an effort. 896 01:01:22,182 --> 01:01:24,351 I'm sorry I was such a bitch. 897 01:01:24,518 --> 01:01:28,146 I can be impulsive and forget my acts have consequences. 898 01:01:28,397 --> 01:01:29,690 There. 899 01:01:29,857 --> 01:01:31,149 Now find them. 900 01:01:33,360 --> 01:01:35,654 A lawyer's no use here. 901 01:01:37,865 --> 01:01:39,658 D'you use those dumb apps? 902 01:01:39,825 --> 01:01:40,826 What apps? 903 01:01:40,993 --> 01:01:42,578 To order sex like a cab. 904 01:01:42,744 --> 01:01:44,246 Says Miss Omnivore. 905 01:01:44,413 --> 01:01:47,749 - What? - It's French humour. Forget it. 906 01:01:47,916 --> 01:01:50,210 I hate those apps. I don't use them. 907 01:01:50,377 --> 01:01:52,546 Me neither, being straight. 908 01:01:52,713 --> 01:01:54,298 Good job I'm here. 909 01:02:02,848 --> 01:02:04,057 See them? 910 01:02:07,102 --> 01:02:08,270 - Shit. - Alex. 911 01:02:08,437 --> 01:02:09,438 It's Alex. 912 01:02:09,605 --> 01:02:10,731 27.5 km. 913 01:02:12,399 --> 01:02:14,109 What d'you mean, 27.5 km? 914 01:02:19,948 --> 01:02:22,117 Maybe at Vosstanovleniye. 915 01:02:22,201 --> 01:02:23,202 What's that? 916 01:02:23,368 --> 01:02:25,162 Probably not a spa. 917 01:02:28,540 --> 01:02:30,751 What did she mean by cure us? 918 01:02:30,918 --> 01:02:32,377 Nothing, forget it. 919 01:02:32,544 --> 01:02:35,255 No, they're maniacs. I saw a report. 920 01:02:35,422 --> 01:02:39,843 They'll brainwash us, exorcize us and even make us sleep with women. 921 01:02:40,010 --> 01:02:41,637 That's really sick. 922 01:02:42,179 --> 01:02:43,514 I won't get hard. 923 01:02:52,272 --> 01:02:54,107 Think they've been here long? 924 01:02:55,359 --> 01:02:57,778 Hurry, it's lights out soon. 925 01:02:57,945 --> 01:02:59,488 You speak French? 926 01:03:00,447 --> 01:03:01,532 I learned at school. 927 01:03:02,157 --> 01:03:04,201 You're a real water polo team? 928 01:03:04,284 --> 01:03:05,285 Yes. 929 01:03:05,452 --> 01:03:06,703 No, not really. 930 01:03:06,870 --> 01:03:08,413 We're off to the Gay Games. 931 01:03:08,580 --> 01:03:09,748 I'm not. 932 01:03:14,044 --> 01:03:16,129 What are the Gay Games? 933 01:03:16,505 --> 01:03:18,882 Like Eurovision with sexy athletes. 934 01:03:19,049 --> 01:03:20,259 And no crap singers. 935 01:03:34,189 --> 01:03:37,276 They say it's a detox cure, 936 01:03:37,442 --> 01:03:39,319 but it's conversion therapy. 937 01:03:39,903 --> 01:03:41,613 What kind of conversion? 938 01:03:41,780 --> 01:03:44,324 To change sexual orientation. 939 01:03:44,491 --> 01:03:46,034 Change the decor first. 940 01:03:46,201 --> 01:03:49,621 China, the USA, and even Europe does it, but here... 941 01:03:49,788 --> 01:03:50,831 I didn't know. 942 01:03:50,998 --> 01:03:53,876 Usually, that stuff stays in the family. 943 01:03:54,042 --> 01:03:57,087 It's a local thing launched by Deputy Vilonov. 944 01:04:01,216 --> 01:04:02,801 So what happens now? 945 01:04:02,968 --> 01:04:05,596 It's a physical expression class. 946 01:04:05,762 --> 01:04:07,556 Like body painting? 947 01:04:17,774 --> 01:04:18,775 He's so gay! 948 01:04:18,942 --> 01:04:20,277 I'm so into him. 949 01:04:24,573 --> 01:04:26,241 What's King Kong saying? 950 01:04:26,825 --> 01:04:30,871 That our civilization has reached a point of no return. 951 01:04:35,250 --> 01:04:37,669 Today's world has feminized you. 952 01:04:39,463 --> 01:04:41,089 You've been perverted. 953 01:04:46,803 --> 01:04:49,264 He knows because he fell for a man. 954 01:04:49,348 --> 01:04:50,349 Bingo! 955 01:04:52,351 --> 01:04:53,810 His contact... 956 01:04:55,103 --> 01:04:56,313 His muscles... 957 01:04:57,439 --> 01:04:58,440 His sweat... 958 01:04:58,607 --> 01:04:59,691 What a tease. 959 01:05:01,652 --> 01:05:03,070 But it's over. 960 01:05:04,321 --> 01:05:05,364 He was cured. 961 01:05:10,702 --> 01:05:11,703 Now, 962 01:05:11,870 --> 01:05:14,831 thanks to God, he has a wife and 3 children. 963 01:05:14,915 --> 01:05:15,916 No... 964 01:05:25,843 --> 01:05:27,719 Now, he needs a volunteer. 965 01:05:27,886 --> 01:05:29,054 Sure. 966 01:05:44,528 --> 01:05:46,029 You have to go with him. 967 01:05:47,739 --> 01:05:48,740 No. 968 01:05:50,409 --> 01:05:51,410 No, thanks. 969 01:06:00,669 --> 01:06:01,879 Let's go easy 970 01:06:02,045 --> 01:06:03,088 because you... 971 01:06:12,681 --> 01:06:16,101 Wrestling helps awake our primal instincts. 972 01:06:18,228 --> 01:06:19,479 It's purely virile. 973 01:06:22,149 --> 01:06:23,901 Total physical domination. 974 01:06:29,323 --> 01:06:32,117 Now we pair up. One guy with him. 975 01:06:46,965 --> 01:06:48,050 In your dreams. 976 01:06:56,934 --> 01:06:59,102 Let's try not to hurt each other. 977 01:06:59,269 --> 01:07:00,562 Like you'd hurt me? 978 01:07:00,729 --> 01:07:02,397 I've done judo... 979 01:07:02,814 --> 01:07:04,316 That guard freaked you out. 980 01:07:39,434 --> 01:07:40,644 Her favourite. 981 01:07:46,942 --> 01:07:49,403 Ask her if she agrees. 982 01:07:59,121 --> 01:08:00,455 What did she say? 983 01:08:00,622 --> 01:08:01,999 10,000, no less. 984 01:08:03,792 --> 01:08:06,336 We maxed out our cards, we can't. 985 01:08:06,420 --> 01:08:07,421 I know. 986 01:08:07,588 --> 01:08:10,257 But we need her son to free your friends. 987 01:08:17,014 --> 01:08:18,015 What now? 988 01:08:18,849 --> 01:08:19,850 Your watch. 989 01:08:21,310 --> 01:08:22,310 No way. 990 01:08:22,394 --> 01:08:23,395 Yes. 991 01:08:23,562 --> 01:08:25,814 It's a fake. What do you care? 992 01:08:25,981 --> 01:08:28,358 No, we'd be screwing the old bat. 993 01:08:28,524 --> 01:08:29,693 What do you care? 994 01:08:29,859 --> 01:08:32,196 I'm just honest. I'm left-wing. 995 01:08:32,362 --> 01:08:33,654 I won't rip her off. 996 01:08:33,822 --> 01:08:35,198 Exactly. Hand it over. 997 01:08:35,782 --> 01:08:36,867 Come on. 998 01:08:37,658 --> 01:08:39,243 Go on, give it to her. 999 01:08:39,411 --> 01:08:40,828 We'll buy you 10 others. 1000 01:08:40,996 --> 01:08:42,413 - 15. - Sure. 1001 01:08:42,538 --> 01:08:43,540 I mean it. 1002 01:08:49,755 --> 01:08:50,756 Thank you. 1003 01:08:50,839 --> 01:08:51,840 She thanks you. 1004 01:08:51,924 --> 01:08:53,091 We understood. 1005 01:08:53,175 --> 01:08:54,176 She can. 1006 01:09:31,587 --> 01:09:36,093 Today, for our French guests, 1007 01:09:36,260 --> 01:09:38,178 I shall read in French. 1008 01:09:41,515 --> 01:09:44,393 Faith can act like a medicine 1009 01:09:45,227 --> 01:09:48,689 to treat this disease of the soul and the body. 1010 01:09:48,856 --> 01:09:49,982 We're not sick. 1011 01:09:52,651 --> 01:09:53,819 Xavier, isn't it? 1012 01:09:53,944 --> 01:09:54,945 Yeah. 1013 01:09:55,112 --> 01:09:56,363 Do you believe in God? 1014 01:09:56,530 --> 01:09:59,449 With all my soul. I wanted to be a priest. 1015 01:09:59,616 --> 01:10:01,702 To love my brothers. 1016 01:10:01,869 --> 01:10:04,079 So you know the Bible says, 1017 01:10:04,246 --> 01:10:08,500 "Lying with a man as with a woman is an abomination." 1018 01:10:08,667 --> 01:10:10,377 Leviticus 18:22. Thanks. 1019 01:10:11,837 --> 01:10:14,548 Yes, and that's how the Bible guides us. 1020 01:10:14,715 --> 01:10:17,801 The Torah or the Qur'an say the same thing. 1021 01:10:17,968 --> 01:10:20,053 I imagine you follow every word, 1022 01:10:20,220 --> 01:10:21,930 like in Timothy 2:12, 1023 01:10:22,097 --> 01:10:24,308 "Do not let women teach men." 1024 01:10:24,474 --> 01:10:27,811 Or Corinthians: "Women must be silent and submissive." 1025 01:10:27,978 --> 01:10:31,148 - Calm down. - This bitch won't brainwash kids! 1026 01:10:31,315 --> 01:10:34,193 That's not faith, loving God or religion! 1027 01:10:40,115 --> 01:10:41,992 Your anger moves me, but... 1028 01:10:42,576 --> 01:10:43,869 I'm the wrong target. 1029 01:10:46,038 --> 01:10:47,581 I'm not your enemy. 1030 01:10:47,748 --> 01:10:51,168 Neither is God who can free you of your urges. 1031 01:10:51,877 --> 01:10:54,004 Free people by locking them up? 1032 01:10:54,171 --> 01:10:57,966 Unlike you, our residents are here of their own free will. 1033 01:10:58,258 --> 01:11:00,886 They can leave when they wish. 1034 01:11:01,637 --> 01:11:05,599 They and their families trust us to cure them 1035 01:11:05,766 --> 01:11:07,768 and live a normal life. 1036 01:11:07,935 --> 01:11:11,563 Two people of the same sex making love is abnormal? 1037 01:11:11,730 --> 01:11:14,942 It's the same as between a brother and a sister. 1038 01:11:15,442 --> 01:11:17,152 It goes against nature. 1039 01:11:18,862 --> 01:11:20,405 Why do we scare you? 1040 01:11:20,739 --> 01:11:22,282 You don't scare me. 1041 01:11:23,242 --> 01:11:24,868 But I'm scared for you. 1042 01:11:25,661 --> 01:11:27,955 Because what you call love 1043 01:11:28,372 --> 01:11:29,540 is merely desire. 1044 01:11:30,541 --> 01:11:32,584 Love is generous. 1045 01:11:32,918 --> 01:11:34,711 It is focused on others. 1046 01:11:34,878 --> 01:11:36,964 Desire is selfish 1047 01:11:37,130 --> 01:11:40,926 and overwhelms you so you can't tell good from evil. 1048 01:11:46,306 --> 01:11:48,475 Have you ever loved, Xavier? 1049 01:11:49,518 --> 01:11:50,519 Yes. 1050 01:11:50,978 --> 01:11:53,188 Enough to imagine 1051 01:11:53,355 --> 01:11:55,357 building up a whole life 1052 01:11:55,858 --> 01:11:56,859 with that person? 1053 01:12:07,452 --> 01:12:09,872 The good news is nothing is final. 1054 01:12:11,874 --> 01:12:15,794 I can make you strong enough to fight the urges destroying you 1055 01:12:16,503 --> 01:12:18,755 and live the life He imagined for you. 1056 01:12:19,506 --> 01:12:22,092 Maybe with a wife and children one day. 1057 01:12:22,259 --> 01:12:23,594 A real family. 1058 01:12:24,136 --> 01:12:26,096 But, to get rid of a problem, 1059 01:12:27,431 --> 01:12:30,767 you must be brave enough to admit there is one. 1060 01:12:36,523 --> 01:12:37,816 I want to be normal. 1061 01:13:29,993 --> 01:13:31,245 I'm sorry. 1062 01:13:31,995 --> 01:13:33,705 We're here cos of me. 1063 01:13:38,043 --> 01:13:40,087 I keep screwing up lately. 1064 01:13:42,297 --> 01:13:44,174 We all screwed up. 1065 01:13:47,010 --> 01:13:50,055 I kept turning up at work high. They fired me. 1066 01:13:50,639 --> 01:13:52,391 Why didn't you tell us? 1067 01:13:54,309 --> 01:13:55,644 Tell you what? 1068 01:13:56,687 --> 01:13:58,856 That I don't care? That I'm an addict? 1069 01:14:02,025 --> 01:14:04,194 That I can't accept Jean's death? 1070 01:14:08,407 --> 01:14:09,741 I was afraid. 1071 01:14:12,327 --> 01:14:15,581 Afraid you'd judge me and stop liking me. 1072 01:14:16,331 --> 01:14:17,916 But we're a team. 1073 01:14:19,877 --> 01:14:21,295 Are you serious? 1074 01:14:22,588 --> 01:14:25,299 Matching jackets don't make us a team. 1075 01:14:25,841 --> 01:14:28,135 We shouldn't be the Shiny Shrimps 1076 01:14:28,719 --> 01:14:30,012 but the Lying Fish. 1077 01:14:33,098 --> 01:14:34,683 The straight's laughing? 1078 01:14:36,185 --> 01:14:38,687 I'm fucking sick of your little lies. 1079 01:14:39,229 --> 01:14:41,398 Alex sniffing coke all day, 1080 01:14:41,481 --> 01:14:42,941 you having a girl... 1081 01:14:43,025 --> 01:14:44,026 What? 1082 01:14:44,193 --> 01:14:46,320 Don't start, you're the worst. 1083 01:14:46,486 --> 01:14:48,030 To think I fell 1084 01:14:48,197 --> 01:14:49,573 for a selfish coward! 1085 01:14:51,116 --> 01:14:53,076 We've been together 5 months, 1086 01:14:53,243 --> 01:14:56,079 but we can't say a word to anyone. 1087 01:14:58,123 --> 01:15:00,876 As if love meant giving up your freedom. 1088 01:15:01,043 --> 01:15:02,461 That's so stupid. 1089 01:15:04,671 --> 01:15:05,881 I'm ashamed. 1090 01:15:06,924 --> 01:15:09,134 Ashamed of you, ashamed of me, 1091 01:15:09,468 --> 01:15:11,094 ashamed of you all. 1092 01:15:14,139 --> 01:15:16,225 And Jean must be ashamed of us too. 1093 01:15:26,151 --> 01:15:28,612 You've made the right decision, Sélime. 1094 01:15:33,992 --> 01:15:35,494 It's not dangerous. 1095 01:15:36,161 --> 01:15:37,579 Does it work? 1096 01:15:39,790 --> 01:15:41,166 I hope so. 1097 01:17:10,547 --> 01:17:13,258 Sometimes so gentle 1098 01:17:17,221 --> 01:17:20,390 When life touches me 1099 01:17:22,935 --> 01:17:26,271 Like all of us 1100 01:17:29,525 --> 01:17:32,444 So gentle then 1101 01:17:35,447 --> 01:17:38,492 Sometimes so hard 1102 01:17:42,204 --> 01:17:45,207 That every wound 1103 01:17:48,085 --> 01:17:51,296 Lasts a long time 1104 01:17:54,174 --> 01:17:57,928 Lasts a long time 1105 01:17:59,346 --> 01:18:01,515 Men 1106 01:18:01,974 --> 01:18:03,976 I love you 1107 01:18:05,561 --> 01:18:10,232 Men, I love you 1108 01:18:12,776 --> 01:18:16,780 I don't know any who are simple 1109 01:18:18,949 --> 01:18:22,035 All those I know are fragile 1110 01:18:25,914 --> 01:18:29,251 And difficult 1111 01:18:32,087 --> 01:18:35,465 Yes, difficult 1112 01:18:37,676 --> 01:18:41,471 Sometimes so funny 1113 01:18:44,474 --> 01:18:47,686 Resting on a shoulder 1114 01:18:50,939 --> 01:18:54,318 Oh, yes, so funny 1115 01:18:56,737 --> 01:18:59,656 With looks that meet 1116 01:19:02,910 --> 01:19:06,830 Sometimes so alone 1117 01:19:09,583 --> 01:19:12,836 At times they want that 1118 01:19:15,464 --> 01:19:18,967 Yes, but so alone 1119 01:19:21,428 --> 01:19:25,724 Yes, but so alone 1120 01:19:26,642 --> 01:19:29,102 Men 1121 01:19:29,269 --> 01:19:31,563 I love you 1122 01:19:32,856 --> 01:19:35,192 Men 1123 01:19:35,359 --> 01:19:37,528 I love you 1124 01:19:39,696 --> 01:19:43,158 Men... 1125 01:19:49,289 --> 01:19:51,166 That's it, I have news. 1126 01:19:51,500 --> 01:19:52,584 About time. 1127 01:19:57,172 --> 01:19:59,174 Ok, here's what I suggest. 1128 01:19:59,925 --> 01:20:03,512 Every morning, at 6:45 sharp, 1129 01:20:03,679 --> 01:20:07,182 the director, Madam Irina, goes to her office. 1130 01:20:07,349 --> 01:20:10,143 There, she announces the day's schedule. 1131 01:20:20,237 --> 01:20:21,238 Just then, 1132 01:20:21,405 --> 01:20:24,741 the staff arrive at the east gate. 1133 01:20:29,204 --> 01:20:33,166 Among them, our new friend's son, Dorofei Bulgakov. 1134 01:20:33,333 --> 01:20:36,503 As usual, he goes to the staff locker rooms. 1135 01:20:41,091 --> 01:20:45,345 He'll have 10 minutes to change and free your friends, 1136 01:20:45,512 --> 01:20:48,098 showing them the rear exit escape route. 1137 01:20:48,265 --> 01:20:49,558 - Brilliant. - I guess. 1138 01:20:50,851 --> 01:20:54,021 So that's where we wait with the van? 1139 01:20:54,354 --> 01:20:56,273 No, the road ends before. 1140 01:20:56,440 --> 01:20:58,775 I'll drop you 300 m from the west exit. 1141 01:21:00,611 --> 01:21:02,696 You'll have to walk. 1142 01:21:03,113 --> 01:21:04,239 And not get spotted. 1143 01:21:04,990 --> 01:21:06,325 We're not James Bond! 1144 01:21:06,491 --> 01:21:08,118 But he's gay too. 1145 01:21:09,369 --> 01:21:12,247 Cut it out, James Bond isn't gay. 1146 01:21:12,414 --> 01:21:13,624 Of course he is. 1147 01:21:13,790 --> 01:21:15,250 That's bullshit. 1148 01:21:15,417 --> 01:21:17,628 Good looks, muscles, Speedos... 1149 01:21:17,753 --> 01:21:18,795 He drinks cocktails. 1150 01:21:19,004 --> 01:21:20,797 And can't stay with a woman. 1151 01:21:20,964 --> 01:21:22,132 Bullshit! 1152 01:21:22,299 --> 01:21:26,261 With you, everyone's gay. Even I'm borderline gay. 1153 01:21:26,345 --> 01:21:27,346 Yeah. 1154 01:21:27,429 --> 01:21:28,430 No! 1155 01:21:43,237 --> 01:21:44,321 First of all, 1156 01:21:44,780 --> 01:21:47,824 Bulgakov will go discreetly to the west wing. 1157 01:21:49,201 --> 01:21:50,702 He'll unlock the gate, 1158 01:21:50,869 --> 01:21:54,122 avoiding the security cameras. 1159 01:21:56,041 --> 01:21:58,460 You'll go and wait nearby. 1160 01:21:59,920 --> 01:22:02,506 I'll keep watch from across the road, 1161 01:22:03,382 --> 01:22:04,758 ready to pick you up. 1162 01:22:10,764 --> 01:22:13,517 At 7:10, Bulgakov's shift begins. 1163 01:22:13,684 --> 01:22:16,770 He'll have 5 minutes to get your friends out, 1164 01:22:16,937 --> 01:22:19,606 instead of taking them to the chapel. 1165 01:22:27,155 --> 01:22:29,533 Move it, I can't manage! 1166 01:22:30,075 --> 01:22:31,869 - What the hell? - Move! 1167 01:22:32,035 --> 01:22:33,078 I'm trying! 1168 01:22:35,289 --> 01:22:36,665 He's too strong! 1169 01:22:42,254 --> 01:22:43,964 Ok, got them. 1170 01:22:47,134 --> 01:22:49,136 We'll end up in jail! 1171 01:22:49,303 --> 01:22:50,596 Let's get going! 1172 01:22:50,762 --> 01:22:51,972 What about Sélime? 1173 01:22:52,848 --> 01:22:54,892 What can we do? It was his choice. 1174 01:22:55,601 --> 01:22:58,604 It's not a choice, they brainwashed him. 1175 01:22:58,687 --> 01:23:01,773 We'll save him if we escape and raise the alarm. 1176 01:23:01,857 --> 01:23:02,858 Let's go! 1177 01:23:02,983 --> 01:23:03,984 Let's go! 1178 01:23:05,527 --> 01:23:06,612 Come on. 1179 01:23:15,746 --> 01:23:17,497 Where the hell are they? 1180 01:23:17,664 --> 01:23:19,791 I knew we couldn't trust your girl. 1181 01:23:19,958 --> 01:23:21,919 She's not my girl, ok. 1182 01:23:22,085 --> 01:23:23,712 Once she had you hooked, 1183 01:23:23,879 --> 01:23:26,381 she took our dough and his Rolex. 1184 01:23:26,548 --> 01:23:27,883 Fake Rolex! 1185 01:23:28,550 --> 01:23:29,676 Joël! 1186 01:23:31,386 --> 01:23:32,387 What? 1187 01:23:32,554 --> 01:23:33,722 What're you doing? 1188 01:23:34,097 --> 01:23:35,766 Look what I found! 1189 01:23:35,933 --> 01:23:38,810 Screw that. She said to stay hidden! 1190 01:23:38,977 --> 01:23:40,395 Do we obey now? 1191 01:23:40,562 --> 01:23:44,149 We're the Shrimps! We're rebels! We're renegades! 1192 01:23:44,566 --> 01:23:45,984 What now, Guevara? 1193 01:23:46,527 --> 01:23:48,862 Quiet, you'll get us busted. 1194 01:23:49,446 --> 01:23:51,490 Come on, hurry it up! 1195 01:23:51,657 --> 01:23:53,742 In the army, I was a marksman. 1196 01:23:54,451 --> 01:23:56,328 Spare us the life story. 1197 01:24:00,707 --> 01:24:02,417 What's that thing for? 1198 01:24:03,043 --> 01:24:05,504 Joël, you'll hurt yourself. Stop that. 1199 01:24:05,921 --> 01:24:09,007 In ACT UP, we'd say, "Blessed are the mad 1200 01:24:09,091 --> 01:24:10,634 for they let light in." 1201 01:24:17,140 --> 01:24:18,225 We're good. 1202 01:24:25,691 --> 01:24:27,359 We can't see. 1203 01:24:32,865 --> 01:24:33,991 Joël! 1204 01:24:34,992 --> 01:24:37,035 How did you find us? 1205 01:24:37,202 --> 01:24:39,872 A nightmare. We found this club, 1206 01:24:40,038 --> 01:24:41,999 some underground collective... 1207 01:24:42,165 --> 01:24:43,542 Where's Sélime? 1208 01:24:47,671 --> 01:24:48,922 Sélime! 1209 01:24:49,339 --> 01:24:51,758 - Which way? - Straight on! 1210 01:25:13,363 --> 01:25:14,364 Not him! 1211 01:25:17,826 --> 01:25:20,495 - What's that? - A homophobic gay. 1212 01:25:39,556 --> 01:25:41,058 I'm ready to shoot. 1213 01:25:41,225 --> 01:25:42,851 Violence isn't an answer. 1214 01:25:43,018 --> 01:25:44,895 Don't you use violence here? 1215 01:25:45,062 --> 01:25:46,480 Sélime, come with us. 1216 01:25:46,647 --> 01:25:49,191 Your friend has chosen a braver path. 1217 01:25:49,358 --> 01:25:51,026 Shut the fuck up. 1218 01:25:51,485 --> 01:25:52,653 Sélime... 1219 01:25:52,819 --> 01:25:55,531 Come with us, you can't stay, it's crazy. 1220 01:25:56,406 --> 01:25:58,033 Who the hell are you? 1221 01:25:59,493 --> 01:26:01,286 Do you know me? 1222 01:26:01,745 --> 01:26:03,372 Know what I really want? 1223 01:26:09,336 --> 01:26:10,838 I want to be normal. 1224 01:26:11,755 --> 01:26:13,715 I never asked to be different. 1225 01:26:14,341 --> 01:26:15,384 To feel this stuff. 1226 01:26:15,551 --> 01:26:18,971 Sorry, but being gay can have its good side too. 1227 01:26:19,137 --> 01:26:20,597 Not where I come from. 1228 01:26:21,223 --> 01:26:22,641 If you're out, it's hell. 1229 01:26:23,684 --> 01:26:26,478 Insulted, beaten up, spat at every day. 1230 01:26:27,646 --> 01:26:29,481 I don't want that life. 1231 01:26:29,648 --> 01:26:33,151 I knew that too, but you find the guts to stop hiding. 1232 01:26:38,407 --> 01:26:40,325 I can't do it to my family. 1233 01:26:41,910 --> 01:26:42,911 My mother... 1234 01:26:43,287 --> 01:26:44,329 My brother... 1235 01:26:45,038 --> 01:26:46,623 They couldn't understand. 1236 01:26:47,291 --> 01:26:48,292 They wouldn't. 1237 01:26:50,419 --> 01:26:52,796 We'll take care of you, ok? 1238 01:26:53,630 --> 01:26:54,965 We'll help you. 1239 01:26:55,299 --> 01:26:57,926 We can put you up if you want. Come on. 1240 01:26:58,844 --> 01:27:00,053 Please. 1241 01:27:02,139 --> 01:27:05,726 There's a police roadblock. Meet me across the lake. 1242 01:27:05,893 --> 01:27:07,519 Go, if you want to help me. 1243 01:27:10,063 --> 01:27:11,231 Matthias! 1244 01:27:11,648 --> 01:27:14,026 He's made his mind up. Let's go. 1245 01:27:15,319 --> 01:27:16,486 Go. 1246 01:27:18,488 --> 01:27:19,740 Just go! 1247 01:28:00,739 --> 01:28:01,782 Fred! 1248 01:28:02,533 --> 01:28:03,825 No! 1249 01:28:07,663 --> 01:28:08,705 Find her! 1250 01:28:19,967 --> 01:28:21,510 Find her! Look! 1251 01:28:24,179 --> 01:28:25,514 She's over here! 1252 01:28:28,767 --> 01:28:31,228 Come back inside. 1253 01:28:31,395 --> 01:28:32,646 Come on now. 1254 01:29:28,035 --> 01:29:29,036 Don't move! 1255 01:29:29,453 --> 01:29:30,621 It's cracking. 1256 01:29:31,371 --> 01:29:32,372 Lie down. 1257 01:29:32,748 --> 01:29:34,124 Lightest in front. 1258 01:29:34,208 --> 01:29:35,209 Gently. 1259 01:29:36,793 --> 01:29:37,794 We're good! 1260 01:29:37,920 --> 01:29:39,379 Come on! 1261 01:29:39,463 --> 01:29:40,464 Grab my hand. 1262 01:29:41,423 --> 01:29:42,466 I can't reach it! 1263 01:29:43,842 --> 01:29:46,720 They condemned themselves 1264 01:29:47,221 --> 01:29:48,680 by fleeing redemption! 1265 01:29:48,764 --> 01:29:49,765 Go on, Damien. 1266 01:29:49,890 --> 01:29:50,891 Come on! 1267 01:29:51,058 --> 01:29:52,518 A bit further! 1268 01:29:58,899 --> 01:30:00,734 - Grab him! - Come on! 1269 01:30:02,152 --> 01:30:03,320 Got him! 1270 01:30:03,487 --> 01:30:04,613 Now pull! 1271 01:30:04,780 --> 01:30:06,156 C'mon, pull! 1272 01:30:17,334 --> 01:30:21,171 What did I say? Don't you understand? Get inside! 1273 01:30:22,256 --> 01:30:24,216 Get inside, I said! Enough! 1274 01:30:25,551 --> 01:30:26,552 Come on! 1275 01:30:37,104 --> 01:30:38,188 Matthias! 1276 01:30:39,982 --> 01:30:40,983 Hold tight. 1277 01:30:41,149 --> 01:30:42,192 Pull! 1278 01:30:43,777 --> 01:30:45,153 Nearly there. 1279 01:30:54,037 --> 01:30:55,038 Come on! 1280 01:31:02,379 --> 01:31:05,465 It's hard work hooking a guy. 1281 01:31:10,846 --> 01:31:12,639 - Where are they? - No idea. 1282 01:31:12,806 --> 01:31:14,600 I knew it wouldn't work. 1283 01:31:15,142 --> 01:31:16,602 No one made you come. 1284 01:31:16,768 --> 01:31:18,937 As if I'd leave you two alone. 1285 01:31:20,022 --> 01:31:21,064 And not help. 1286 01:31:21,940 --> 01:31:23,483 I'll try to reach Joël. 1287 01:31:23,859 --> 01:31:26,028 Your cousin misled us. 1288 01:31:26,361 --> 01:31:27,362 Why? 1289 01:31:27,529 --> 01:31:30,199 He finds life hard enough already... 1290 01:31:30,824 --> 01:31:32,117 No, believe me... 1291 01:31:32,284 --> 01:31:35,579 We're all stuck with embarrassing relatives. 1292 01:31:50,010 --> 01:31:52,804 - They're over there. - Aren't you coming? 1293 01:31:53,722 --> 01:31:55,516 My struggle is here. 1294 01:31:56,058 --> 01:31:57,559 But be visible. 1295 01:31:57,976 --> 01:31:59,394 Make noise. 1296 01:32:00,229 --> 01:32:02,272 Because silence is death. 1297 01:32:02,940 --> 01:32:04,816 I'm counting on you, Joël. 1298 01:32:05,943 --> 01:32:07,277 Thank you so much. 1299 01:32:20,207 --> 01:32:21,333 Bye! 1300 01:32:21,500 --> 01:32:22,584 Thanks for the gear! 1301 01:32:22,751 --> 01:32:24,419 - Let's go. - Where? 1302 01:32:24,586 --> 01:32:26,046 Just trust him. 1303 01:32:48,694 --> 01:32:49,945 Move it! 1304 01:32:56,493 --> 01:32:57,828 Still nothing? 1305 01:32:57,995 --> 01:33:01,456 The tower tells me we have 5 minutes visibility left. 1306 01:33:12,301 --> 01:33:13,886 Joël isn't answering. 1307 01:33:14,052 --> 01:33:17,556 If the snow traps us, we won't be able to help them. 1308 01:33:17,723 --> 01:33:20,392 I'm sure they'll be here any second. 1309 01:33:20,559 --> 01:33:22,895 You've said that for 20 minutes now. 1310 01:33:22,978 --> 01:33:23,979 Thibaut, let's go. 1311 01:33:35,949 --> 01:33:36,950 It's them! 1312 01:33:40,829 --> 01:33:42,372 - Shit. - Don't move. 1313 01:33:43,624 --> 01:33:44,750 Look. 1314 01:33:46,376 --> 01:33:47,377 Shit... 1315 01:33:47,544 --> 01:33:48,795 What do we do? 1316 01:33:48,962 --> 01:33:52,508 If we get out, they'll arrest us too. Think of our family. 1317 01:33:52,674 --> 01:33:53,967 Try to understand. 1318 01:33:54,134 --> 01:33:55,594 They're my family too. 1319 01:34:02,226 --> 01:34:04,269 Got a bag of cash on you? 1320 01:34:09,483 --> 01:34:10,484 We have to go. 1321 01:34:15,405 --> 01:34:16,448 Wait! 1322 01:34:16,615 --> 01:34:17,658 I have an idea. 1323 01:34:21,745 --> 01:34:23,497 - Is that the plane? - Yeah. 1324 01:34:23,664 --> 01:34:24,915 That jet? 1325 01:34:25,082 --> 01:34:26,834 Joël, you're the best! 1326 01:34:47,187 --> 01:34:48,397 What a crap trip. 1327 01:35:10,085 --> 01:35:11,253 Who are you? 1328 01:35:11,420 --> 01:35:13,714 I'm Vladimir Duvershenko. 1329 01:35:14,214 --> 01:35:16,925 - Who? - Assistant to his excellency, 1330 01:35:17,092 --> 01:35:19,511 Deputy Vilonov! 1331 01:35:20,846 --> 01:35:22,389 Deputy Vilonov? 1332 01:35:33,609 --> 01:35:35,194 Your name, officer? 1333 01:35:35,736 --> 01:35:37,070 Sergeant Polichev. 1334 01:35:38,030 --> 01:35:39,990 How can I help you, Mr Deputy? 1335 01:35:40,157 --> 01:35:45,704 Deputy Vilonov wants to thank you for being so vigilant 1336 01:35:45,871 --> 01:35:49,041 and enabling the arrest 1337 01:35:49,208 --> 01:35:51,293 of these dangerous foreigners. 1338 01:35:51,919 --> 01:35:53,086 Thank you. 1339 01:35:53,545 --> 01:35:54,796 You idiots! 1340 01:35:55,797 --> 01:35:57,299 You were fooled. 1341 01:35:58,634 --> 01:36:01,261 Is it a coincidence these homosexuals 1342 01:36:01,428 --> 01:36:04,097 ended up in this dump of a town? 1343 01:36:04,264 --> 01:36:05,349 They escaped... 1344 01:36:05,516 --> 01:36:07,726 Interrupt me one more time 1345 01:36:07,893 --> 01:36:11,313 and I swear on the domes of St Basil's cathedral 1346 01:36:11,480 --> 01:36:14,816 you'll serve in Siberia for the rest of your life. 1347 01:36:15,734 --> 01:36:17,444 It's a Western trap! 1348 01:36:17,945 --> 01:36:20,572 They sent them to infiltrate our prisons 1349 01:36:20,739 --> 01:36:23,450 and spread the virus of homosexuality. 1350 01:36:23,617 --> 01:36:24,910 Fortunately, 1351 01:36:25,077 --> 01:36:27,204 Deputy Vilonov has had 1352 01:36:27,371 --> 01:36:28,664 the brilliant idea 1353 01:36:29,081 --> 01:36:31,124 of exfiltrating them 1354 01:36:31,875 --> 01:36:34,920 before the Western media find out. 1355 01:36:35,254 --> 01:36:37,589 Sorry, we weren't informed... 1356 01:36:37,756 --> 01:36:40,509 You think you're the smartest? 1357 01:36:41,176 --> 01:36:42,970 Now get them on that plane! 1358 01:36:43,053 --> 01:36:44,054 Don't move! 1359 01:36:45,347 --> 01:36:46,390 I'm sorry, 1360 01:36:47,266 --> 01:36:49,893 but we can't take orders from a deputy, 1361 01:36:50,060 --> 01:36:51,436 however respectable. 1362 01:36:51,603 --> 01:36:56,817 Do you really want to make things worse, officer? 1363 01:36:58,735 --> 01:37:00,779 I'm very sorry, but 1364 01:37:01,446 --> 01:37:04,157 I need my superiors' agreement. 1365 01:37:09,037 --> 01:37:12,291 Don't panic, but he refuses to release them. 1366 01:37:13,041 --> 01:37:15,335 - Why? - We can't give him orders. 1367 01:37:16,795 --> 01:37:17,838 I swear, 1368 01:37:18,005 --> 01:37:19,631 we'll get the best lawyer, 1369 01:37:19,798 --> 01:37:22,217 but we have to think of the kids. 1370 01:37:22,551 --> 01:37:24,178 At 3, we board the plane. 1371 01:37:25,345 --> 01:37:26,346 1... 1372 01:37:26,680 --> 01:37:27,681 2... 1373 01:37:27,848 --> 01:37:29,057 Hold this. 1374 01:38:26,823 --> 01:38:30,619 Don't you salute your deputy? 1375 01:38:35,666 --> 01:38:36,667 Better than that! 1376 01:39:18,166 --> 01:39:20,836 Come on, let's go. 1377 01:39:21,003 --> 01:39:22,963 Calm down, no running. 1378 01:39:45,903 --> 01:39:49,531 Welcome to Shrimp fucking Airlines! 1379 01:39:52,201 --> 01:39:54,244 You're totally crazy! 1380 01:39:54,411 --> 01:39:57,206 He's the crazy one. You animal! 1381 01:39:58,123 --> 01:39:59,750 Whose jet is this? 1382 01:40:01,418 --> 01:40:02,419 Bram's. 1383 01:40:02,586 --> 01:40:03,921 It's just a rental. 1384 01:40:05,589 --> 01:40:07,299 Sorry, but who is this? 1385 01:40:08,300 --> 01:40:09,301 I'm... 1386 01:40:10,928 --> 01:40:14,723 I met Bram at the Croatian Gay Games, remember? 1387 01:40:18,435 --> 01:40:19,436 Come on... 1388 01:40:19,520 --> 01:40:20,521 No. 1389 01:40:20,604 --> 01:40:21,605 Bram! 1390 01:40:21,730 --> 01:40:24,441 Who makes a good living as a trader. 1391 01:40:24,942 --> 01:40:26,443 You two are together? 1392 01:40:26,985 --> 01:40:28,362 Why didn't you say? 1393 01:40:28,487 --> 01:40:29,488 Because I... 1394 01:40:30,989 --> 01:40:32,115 I was ashamed. Sorry. 1395 01:40:33,367 --> 01:40:34,535 Ashamed of him? 1396 01:40:34,701 --> 01:40:35,994 It's not that simple. 1397 01:40:36,161 --> 01:40:37,538 Joël Blanchard, 1398 01:40:37,704 --> 01:40:39,498 ashamed of a hot millionaire? 1399 01:40:39,665 --> 01:40:43,585 It didn't match my political beliefs. I mean, I'm left-wing. 1400 01:40:43,752 --> 01:40:45,170 I'm sorry, my love. 1401 01:40:48,966 --> 01:40:50,300 No way... 1402 01:40:51,593 --> 01:40:53,262 Champagne all round. 1403 01:40:53,929 --> 01:40:56,849 - His own cousin? - Like in The Crown. 1404 01:40:58,183 --> 01:41:00,686 Got a problem? Bike it to Tokyo. 1405 01:41:00,853 --> 01:41:02,020 No, it's ok. 1406 01:41:02,604 --> 01:41:05,148 Good. Let's go, baby. 1407 01:41:05,607 --> 01:41:06,984 I don't deserve to go. 1408 01:41:10,320 --> 01:41:11,321 Ok... 1409 01:41:12,030 --> 01:41:13,907 Who wants to keep the straight? 1410 01:41:14,074 --> 01:41:16,451 We love him, despite his weird tastes. 1411 01:41:26,253 --> 01:41:27,713 On one condition... 1412 01:41:32,092 --> 01:41:33,844 Never call me Django again. 1413 01:41:36,722 --> 01:41:38,682 Forgive me. 1414 01:41:42,311 --> 01:41:43,937 - Come here, guys. - Guys? 1415 01:41:44,313 --> 01:41:46,106 Sorry. And Fred. 1416 01:41:51,195 --> 01:41:55,407 We'll eat you from the neck down! The Shiny Shrimps are in town! 1417 01:48:18,123 --> 01:48:20,125 Subtitles by Ian Burley 1418 01:48:20,292 --> 01:48:22,294 Subtitling by CINELI DIGITAL 91350